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Gina's First Self Defense Class for December 4th, 2024 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Uh, I did something last night.
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  Speaker 2: What you did?
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  Speaker 1: You did at seven thirty?
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  Speaker 3: At seven thirty last night, I got in my car
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  and drove somewhere in the dark.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, what aren't you.
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  Speaker 3: I went to my first self defense class, oh at
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  United Studios of Self Defense in Salt Lake. It was cool.
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  I actually like karate chop, like that's actually a move.
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  Speaker 1: And you know this little part of your.
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  Speaker 3: Neck right here, Oh yeah, that's a great if you
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  you jabbed that with two.
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  Speaker 2: Fingers, Gina right there, Gina. I don't know if you
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  know this, but we're on the radio.
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  Speaker 4: It's a you know, yeah, like on mash where you learned,
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  put you where like that the.
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  Speaker 1: Little yeah, yeah, just two fingers in that.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't matter how big.
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  Speaker 2: To carry it to carry.
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  Speaker 1: But so yeah, so I'm in the class.
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  Speaker 3: And by the way, you can sign up for a
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  class United Studios of Self Defense.
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  Speaker 5: They have a free trial period. You can go check
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  it out.
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  Speaker 1: And then they paired us up with people. And I
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  was paired up with this girl.
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  Speaker 3: And she she she said, you can hit me, and
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  I'm like, no, I no, make you.
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  Speaker 5: She's like, no, really you can.
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  Speaker 2: And I like it when people hit me.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe in the next class off because I would pull
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  my punches like, well, no, I'm not gonna hit you.
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  Speaker 1: She's like, no, you gotta you gotta get in there.
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  Speaker 5: You gotta you know.
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  Speaker 2: And if you keep this, if you keep this up,
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  you're gonna fail the class. You'll receive a failing grade.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna defend myself against anything, but it's it
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  is kind of empowering. That's just because build most of
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  the world, they go after work, and that's after work.
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  Speaker 1: We have a different schedule than most people.
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  Speaker 2: Most people are off work by six.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you got to go home and have supper and
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  then go yeah and a half.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't the defense class have an early bird special.
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  Speaker 5: But as long as you shout karate chop whenever you
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  do it, that's.
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  Speaker 2: To say the words was it wasn't that a toy
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  that did that?
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  Speaker 5: Or well there was there was Big Jim who when
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  you pressed the button on his back, his arm would
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  do the karate chop. Oh yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And who had the kung fu grip?
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  Speaker 5: That was g I Joe.
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  Speaker 2: Oh Yeah yeah. Maybe'll teach you the kung fu grip.
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  Speaker 1: They might.
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  Speaker 5: That's the kung fu grip.
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  Speaker 1: That's another visual right there.
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  Speaker 2: It's a visual so they have uh self defense, but
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  they have tai chi there, right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually really interested in taking that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, see, I didn't know that, and now that I
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  know that you've told me, I'm I'm kind of curious.
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  Speaker 1: And aeron the sense.
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  Speaker 5: It's a sensing.
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  Speaker 1: It was showing me how to play with my chi.
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  Speaker 2: Like we don't know, we don't want to hear about
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  that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: It's a public thing that you do and it's it
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  was real. I could feel it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if he's magical or what. But I
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  played with my cheese.
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  Speaker 5: So it's like Avatar the Last Airbender, you do the
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  yes the hand exactly like.
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  Speaker 2: So now something mystical like that happens to Gina and
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  now she believes it belie happens to me. Anytime anybody
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  has ever talked about something like that in the past,
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  that nonsense. That's just not As a matter of fact,
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  there are probably people sitting at home listening to you
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  say it, saying, oh, that's nonsense.
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  Speaker 1: But yeah, I would. I would encourage people to do this.
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  Speaker 5: It was empowering.
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  Speaker 3: What's the place called It's a United Studios of self defense.
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  Speaker 1: It was on seventh, seventh East and twenty something.
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  Speaker 2: So it just down past the Pep Boys. Yeah, where
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  the pet Boys used to be.
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  Speaker 5: It's right by the train tracks. Trader Joe, Oh, I
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  know where that is.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you've you've driven by it and seen it for
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  years and now you know where it is.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I'll be driving past it today I get my
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  hair cut.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you stop in and say, ask them if they
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  can find your chie for you.
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  Speaker 1: I have it. It's right here.
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  Speaker 2: I dropped my chee. I can't find it.
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  Speaker 5: This is this is this something that you're supposed to
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  imagine is like a ball in front of you? Yes,
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  that's what the check.
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  Speaker 1: And that's because you've seen him at the park.
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  Speaker 3: That's part of what they're doing, is they they're manipulating there.
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  Speaker 2: What is the so what is the what's the benefit
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  of finding your chie? You don't know.
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  Speaker 1: It was soothing to me.
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  Speaker 5: You just imagine that there's a ball like floating, and
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  then that's how you move around. That's how.
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  Speaker 3: And I told my husband yesterday because I go home
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  from this show after ranting and raving on this show
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  about the world, and I go and rant to him
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  and I said, I need to find a place to
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  put this that is.
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  Speaker 2: Not you try the glove compartment.
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  Speaker 1: I need to put it. Molly morm is nodding. She
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  knows what she does for Zumba. That's where she puts it.
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  Speaker 3: I think, right, yeah, but but I have to find
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  somewhere to put it, so I need I need to
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  do something that helps me deal with it, and maybe
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  this will.
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  Speaker 5: Be my thing.
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  Speaker 2: I put mine in sake deposit box at Zion's.
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  Speaker 1: Bank in case you need it later.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, it's true. He's put away enough now that he
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  got a bank free. You know, a little it's a
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  gold eagle that he can put his pennies in.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's one of those. It's one of those
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  that's got a little spring on and it'll shoot a
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  penny right into the eagle's mouth.
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  Speaker 5: I think I still have mine? Do you still have
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  everything of yours?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 5: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have you gotten rid of stuff?
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  Speaker 5: Well, it's the Zions Bank just down the street here
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  where I opened up my first.
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  Speaker 1: Bank account when I.
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  Speaker 5: Was a kid, and they because I opened up my
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  first bank account, they gave me a It was a
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  heavy metal gold bank of an eagle.
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  Speaker 1: Perched on a rock because that says money.
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  Speaker 5: Because that says money, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And you put your pennies in the back of it,
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  and then you'd take them to the bank and they'd
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  open the thing for you and then you put your
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  money in and it was the whole thing. But that
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  thing you could have hurt somebody, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: It was solid. It was solid metal and point It.
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  Speaker 2: Was that I forget what they call it pop metal
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  or something like that, something like that.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, but it was pointy and heavy.
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  Speaker 2: I forget what mine. I forget what it was exactly.
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  But it had one of those things where it would
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  shoot the penny into the into the bank.
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  Speaker 5: I had an elephant that would do that, like the trunk,
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  like a real elephant. Yeah, you'd put the you put
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  the quarter or whatever in the elephant's trunk at the end,
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  and then you press the button and then it would
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  slam it into his back and throw it up and
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  slam it into his bag. I got that at the
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  at the at the dump. You got it at the dump.
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  We were out throwing stuff away at the dump. But
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  I was just kind of wandering around and oh, look
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  at this that's a treasure and mom dad says okay, yeah,
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  take it home or whatever. Mom had a fit because
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  you're bringing home dump toys. And I loved that bank.
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  Speaker 3: Though this is an outside bank. Now you can play
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  with it outside.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, I had to clean it. She goes, you clean
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  that up. You can keep it. Clean it