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TWR Wednesday | They Missed Again! · The Whitfield Report

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  is the motor of human progress. Now broadcasting from the Right
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  to Offend media studios in sunny South Florida, bringing you the
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  latest in politics, current events, art and pop culture.
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  This is the Whitfield Report live with Sam Whitfield.
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  But giving offense is good. In fact, it's essential.
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  Well, giving offence is essential, ladies and gentlemen.
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  And you know, it seems to me like a lot of people on quite
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  frankly or supposedly like on our side need to realize that
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  too. Because my God, the amount of
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  Pearl clutching this week has honestly, like I don't use the
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  term cringe often, but it really is kind of cringe.
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  But you know what? What's not a cringe folks, this
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  show. So welcome to the whiffield
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  report and also what also you want to know what the what the
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  opposite of cringe is right to offends new album.
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  Oh. That's good.
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  Yeah, so dropped the album today.
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  That itch you can fight anywhere, right to offend that
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  itch on Spotify, iTunes, Apple Music, etcetera, etcetera,
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  pretty much anywhere they sell music.
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  It's mostly hip hop songs that I wrote and did beats for over
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  like 10 years or so. I finally got them kind of
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  arranged and finished up and and the way I want them.
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  And so it's good. It's good, in fact, including a
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  song that I had gifted to you originally for the launch of
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  your book American Inferno. I'm on Fire featured on the
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  album, as well as great tracks like today's.
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  Which is, you know, right at my alley.
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  So I will, you know, I will definitely check the album out
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  after the show. So we also have American Inferno
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  out now in paperback, ebook and audiobook second month.
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  You know, sales have been a little slow for April, but I
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  mean, we did such a bang up job in, you know, March that I'm not
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  too worried about it. Great, great Mother's Day gift,
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  boy or not. I can say that because my my mom
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  loves this book and you know, she's not one to say that just
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  because she's my mom either. So also if you'd like to learn.
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  More shout out to Sam's mom, by the way, because she's awesome.
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  She is and also huge shout out to Mr. Jacob Arey of Studio Jake
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  Meeta. I was actually on his podcast we
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  recorded last week, but the episode got released today where
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  we talked to American Inferno in the shadows of deception series
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  in general. It's only about 30 minutes long,
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  so very quick interview, but still, if you guys want to learn
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  more about American Inferno, check out that podcast as well.
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  So it was great to be on his show and we might be doing more
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  clubs in the future, who knows? So but anything else to promo
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  here on the on the front end of the show, Lady gentlemen.
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  No, just like I said, this is my first album launch in 20 some
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  odd years and quite proud of the finished product and you can
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  check it out anywhere music is sold.
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  Right to offend, that itch. Right to offend is sort of our
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  band. Sam, You're in the band.
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  You didn't have a choice, but that's OK.
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  That's how a lot of bands work. Sam.
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  I've I've I've noticed. That, yeah.
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  Like. You were there.
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  You're in the band. Now, like which instrument would
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  we each play in the band? Well you are actually featured
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  on the record specifically talking to me about how Jeremy
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  Quartering is a bitch cuz he says replacement words.
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  Which is fitting cuz his downfall has been hilarious.
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  As a side note, just just scrolling and seeing how I guess
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  he flagged down like Warski or whatever.
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  Yeah. Mad at him.
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  Hilarious. Yeah, it's like good riddance to
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  bad rubbish. I hope people stop watching his
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  grifting ass. He he refuses to like, talk like
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  a normal person. He invented using replacement
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  words on YouTube to such a degree that I can never not hate
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  how corporate his ass is. But yeah, we were talking about
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  that and I cut that up and mixed it with the Right to offend
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  theme song that I have made. Not the one you just played, but
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  the the rap rock version I guess, that my wife had worked
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  on. And yeah, so if you're on the
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  album, whether you knew it or not.
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  Well, that's awesome. It sounds nice.
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  You sound, you sound like Sam. Well, you know.
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  Hit over on Suno includes you. Obviously it's a burn to Brujas.
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  Well, you know, I've, I've become a, I've become a musical
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  star, so. That's right.
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  And check out my music over on Suno as well.
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  So I. Maxine has a whole thing going
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  on over at Maxine Sand on Suno too and I'm obviously at play
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  Max. And as with all of this stuff,
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  or right to offend the band. Yeah.
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  I was actually surprised, Sam, I looked into that 'cause I was
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  like, it can't be. Surely somebody has used this
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  band name like a punk band or something.
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  I thought, you know, that's why I added media to the media
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  company. Well, that and it's about media.
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  But yeah, sure enough, right? To offend is our band and you
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  can find us on iTunes, Spotify, Apple, Amazon, etcetera.
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  TikTok even. Nice.
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  Make you a TikTok with one of my songs.
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  I would appreciate it actually. Funny how that funny how that
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  goes. We, we are, we are expanding our
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  brand of right. Tentacles of destruction to
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  enact CEO Shmuley's final evil plan to elect him president and
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  ruler of Earth. Well, that actually wouldn't be
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  half bad at the at this point. Well, yeah, he benevolent ruler
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  of Earth. Benevolent.
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  I mean, he will be. Super benevolent Sam.
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  Well, of of course, I mean, you know.
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  He's always been benevolent to me.
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  He's always been benevolent to me as well, and very generous
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  too. So once he's supreme ruler of
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  Earth, once this plan is finally completed, then he will be super
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  benevolent, at least to me. Yes.
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  That that that matters. Well, yes, of course.
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  Speaking of the right to offend, gentleman.
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  So this has been the top kind of, I guess I don't even know if
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  we want to call a story because there's not wrong in a story.
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  But yeah, Trump posted a a meme and.
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  Oh my God, memes are news. That's 2026.
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  Remember in 2016 we would joke that it was funny, that memes
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  would end up being news, and now that's just no way.
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  It's not just memes or news anymore because it used to be
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  some fucking schmuck made a meme and that's news.
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  Now it's the president is using AI assisted tools to post a meme
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  of himself, maybe not as Jesus, but as as a saintly figure.
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  And this is news. Right.
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  To the machine. So.
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  Ladies and gentlemen. So you have, you have this, you
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  have this image which is on screen here.
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  And for, for those listening on audio like he looks very, some
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  people would say he's like depicting himself as like Jesus
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  or the Pope or the the healer. And this has the this has like
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  the religious right like Pearl clutching.
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  It also hilariously has like. Get get it right, Sam?
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  It's the woke, right? Because when you talk about
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  their ideology, you got to use the right pronouns.
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  I get it. Well, yes, the the woke right,
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  and also you had funny enough, you have the left like Pearl
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  clutching, saying he's also blaspheming Jesus, even though
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  he's saying people are like, you know, promoting Tran trannyism.
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  Well. Firstly as as a guy that was
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  raised Catholic, immediately the red cowl is evokes just like a
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  Bishop specifically. Saying but.
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  A a lower level figure within the church, and it's much more
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  akin to paintings of Saints than it is any depiction of Jesus in
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  my honest opinion. This is this is a healer to me.
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  Yeah. This is this is because Saints
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  in Catholicism, you have to understand that Saints perform
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  miracles. And so a St. healing somebody is
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  a common image in Catholicism. Is this maybe a tad distasteful?
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  Sure. I'm not going to cry about
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  something like that. It seems like dude, he's a like
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  if you're he's divorced, if you're a Catholic purity testing
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  Trump, he fails. Oh, he always, he always has
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  Catholics. I find that most Catholics don't
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  purity test, it's other denominations that tend towards
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  that. Well, well, that, well, that's
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  the that that's The thing is like most other denominations
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  are like getting really offended over this.
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  But don't most of them say you shouldn't depict anybody at all
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  like that? Like I I agree by the way with
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  Joe and Chad is that everyone got retarded on this like.
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  Yeah, I, yeah, I, I who cares? I agree.
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  And I and I would say that like at least from mind directions
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  like Joe is probably like the most biblically.
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  He is a deeply faithful and biblically literate man.
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  And would. Probably even be too humble to
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  accept such a compliment. And he's saying, yeah, this is a
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  dumb thing to even argue about essentially.
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  And, and I am right there with him.
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  It's it's one of those distraction type issues that
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  they're going to try and get you arguing with each other over.
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  It's a fucking. Meme on Twitter.
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  I've shared edgier memes than that this week and I haven't
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  shared much. I know well, the, well, that's
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  what I'm, that's what I'm saying though, Like the fact that the
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  fact, like the the fact that like when I go, when I go to try
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  and do like show prep, you know, to like pick stories for, you
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  know, the show and this is what pops up.
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  Like it's like, really? People think this is people
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  think this is news? If, if, if.
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  Blasphemy of any variety is this news shattering thing to you?
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  I have something to share with you that the left has been doing
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  the most blatant Satanic blasphemy openly for years.
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  Remember Little Boss X in his video where he had sex with
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  Satan? Gay sex with Satan.
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  Yeah, Oh yeah, do. We do we forget the most recent
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  Summer Olympics? Yeah.
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  I mean. Overt satanic imagery
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  everywhere, but they want us to be upset about.
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  Yeah, is it? I'm not going.
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  To say it's tasteful. And I they they did.
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  The Last Supper with gay so no. Yeah, they did the Last Supper
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  with a, with a bunch of drag Queens or something like that.
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  Yeah, like blasphemy or, or, or remember my my wife Maxine was
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  very upset last year. Wrestle.
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  Was it last year at WrestleMania where Seth Rollins, it was on
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  Easter Sunday, wore a fake crown of thorns and mocked Jesus?
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  He literally. Mocked the.
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  Resurrection. He mocked the resurrection and
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  he's very openly on like Twitter and things been an atheist for
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  years. So I don't think it was a.
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  Oh. He's just a heel character, and
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  even if he is a heel character, there's some things that cross
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  lines for people. And for her, that was it.
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  She's she's been like, she never really liked him to begin with.
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  Yeah, that was it for her. He could be a baby face, a heel,
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  whatever. She don't like him.
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  OK, so well, there you have it. So Joe and Chad says St.
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  St. Donald with like a laughing
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  emoji. So that's kind of my point.
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  If if Joe who out of office on on the program, I would say is
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  like the most biblically literate if he's not offended by
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  by this mean then. Joe, Joe and Tim.
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  Because because He knows that the what we all know, someone
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  else's blasphemy doesn't have anything to do with your
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  relationship with God, and bearing witness to it doesn't
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  impurify your heart. Exactly.
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  And making jokes that are vulgar are not necessary.
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  I mean, it could be, yeah, you could consider a lot of it
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  sinful. But The thing is, is the whole
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  religion is based on forgiveness of sin.
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  A lot of denominations I find seem to forget that fact and try
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  to focus on no, never never sin and live a certain way.
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  And maybe that's fine for them, they want to live a certain way,
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  but I just have a very different outlook on it.
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  Whereas like in Catholic Church, you go in confession every week
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  and people make fun of that. But it seems to me that most
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  Catholics I know or, or people, a lot of them aren't even
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  Catholic. They get raised Catholic and
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  then they stop going to church, but they still have a better
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  relationship with guilt and shame than the people around
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  them. I just don't care.
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  Yeah. Well, it's like war exists.
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  Marilyn Manson exists. What?
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  Like OK, so the Trump Trump team tweeted a meme that you didn't
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  like. OK, next.
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  Yeah. The first time that's ever
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  happened either. Yeah, exactly like we're
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  supposed to they've. Been doing this in 2016.
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  We're supposed to. We're like, we're supposed to
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  cringe over this? We're in a war, so you're
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  supposed to argue about dumb bullshit.
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  Yeah. That's always the case.
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  And that's why I'll tell you, Sam, that's why I've moved more
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  into creating my stuff and kind of tuning out of a lot of the
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  news, because they want you in that bubble talking about and
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  thinking about what they want you to talk about, think about.
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  And if you have a contrary opinion, you're going to get
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  drowned out. Whereas if I remove myself from
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  the political discussion to a large degree, except for on the
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  show, I'm, I'm not burdened by any of that.
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  And I I I tend not to think about it as much as other people
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  seem to like I can't control the war, so pulling my hair out over
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  it isn't going to help. Exact exactly.
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  But and on that note though, like I'm also regarding the war
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  specifically, like we're still winning and we're like, boots
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  are not. Charlie Sheen style winning
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  boots, fucking tiger blood and some fucking cocaine and
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  strippers Sam. Indeed.
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  And probably gay AIDS later on. And Rumble is rumbling me, so
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  I'll be right back. And yeah.
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  Oh shit he getting rumbled early tonight bro.
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  We in for it, Morpheus. Rumble, Rumble.
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  Rumble. Can you hack into the Rumble
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  mainframe and rewrite the rerouting code to allow Sam to
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  unrumble himself? I wish I could.
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  If I if I could, I would have fixed.
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  Why did we? Connect your brain to a computer
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  at all. For memes and shit.
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  God damn it, they are good memes.
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  I just. I wish you could also super
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  hack, you know? I I do, I do too.
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  We got the one robot Sam. That's that doesn't hack he he
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  he more likes little little. In fact, Sam, people have asked
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  me what is the power supply for the the Morpheus Collective
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  experience and we couldn't figure out anything to get him
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  to run off of except coffee. Yes.
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  So he just kind of rock dogs coffee.
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  Specific specifically French press coffee.
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  Yeah, he's picky about his fuel. Yeah, no.
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  So I mean, I, I wish, I wish more could I I wish more could
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  hack could hack accounts. No, I was telling him to hack
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  the rumble mainframe to rewrite the code to allow you not to get
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  rumbled anymore. Oh yeah, that.
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  Big Sam. Oh yeah, Well, that would.
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  That would be nice. That would be nice.
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  Turns out we only programmed him for memes and shit.
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  Well, they're, well, they're, well, they're dope memes.
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  That's what I. Said and the yellow Only Fans
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  girls. Yes.
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  He definitely does. That's pretty funny.
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  So although, like I I will people people ask me if if if
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  like if I would ever be open to interviewing an only fans girl.
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  And my response would be like, sure, I'd be able to
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  interviewing anyone, but they might, you know, get some like
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  tough questions. So.
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  We, we, we, we, we don't softball here, right, Right to
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  offend. That's true.
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  We we sometimes encourage people to hardball when they shouldn't.
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  That that's, that's what, that's what she said.
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  Yeah. And then there was a restraining
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  order. So.
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  Also, also Speaking of Speaking of stuff that was like in a
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  Newsweek, you weren't you weren't the only one who
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  released a new well, you released you released an album
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  Max, but Les Morgan released a a pop song.
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  Yeah, yeah. And you got.
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  Fans of the song, because you could just watch the music video
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  and not watch any actual wrestling, am I right?
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  I'm sure you're also big fans of it musically, like the, you
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  know, style, tone, tempo, instrumentation, all that.
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  Of course, of course. It.
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  Couldn't be music to that video? To gawk it Liv Morgan for three
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  minutes, right? No.
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  After OK. After.
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  Absolutely not. Show music to this video so.
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  Speaking of women's wrestling, what do you think about like,
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  Catalina showing up in AAA? Yeah, that that, Yeah, that was
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  interesting. Was it?
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  So. Big, yeah.
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  It's like when, no, I'm excited for that big match, you know?
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  I I did see that let's I would I'm blagging on damn it.
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  Peak hosting there, Sam. Yeah.
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  Pika. Started thinking about Liv
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  Morgan and he forgot how to talk.
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  This man is hosted a fucking podcast for 18 years and he
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  thinks about that blonde chick and he just goes crazy.
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  I said, you know, in, in 18 years, I, I sold, I've sold him
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  lost focus. So I'm I'm loud.
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  I know. On on occasion so.
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  You're a fan of this music video, I take it?
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  I want to say I wouldn't say I'm AI, wouldn't say I'm a fan.
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  I, I will say, well, I love, I love the fact that people are on
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  Twitter dunking on how bad it is because I, I feel like that's
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  like, that was intentional. Is it bad I I don't know.
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  I thought it was like, I guess all modern shit is a little slop
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  like. Yeah, well, that, well, that's
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  what it is. It's 2000s like, you know,
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  Britney Spears, like pops. She went for the era of shit
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  that I like and I respect the fuck out I What do you think?
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  My album is basically a 2008 album at best.
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  Yeah, No, no, that's, that's what I'm, that's what I'm saying
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  like and people, people didn't get that.
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  Well, it's. Been 20 years since the 2000's.
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  The idea that it would be have a nostalgic comeback, it's
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  actually overdue. Exactly.
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  And that's great because that's like when I graduated high
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  school, that's when I did a bunch of crazy shit.
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  The 2000s was my jam. This this decade sucks.
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  Fuck, we're old, Max. That is true, this decade does
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  suck. But I have hope.
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  I have hope. Because Zoomers, they're,
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  they're, they're cooked. But the younger kids, they
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  they'll be all right. Yeah.
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  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Alpha, they'll be fine.
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  Yeah, they yeah, they seem Gin Alpha seems a lot more based
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  than than than the zoomy Zoomers as I likes call them, Yeah.
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  I mean, I'm sure, I'm sure a big war will take care of a lot of
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  them. Well, Speaking of Speaking of
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  people who like to, you know, ship host and whatnot, not only
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  is is more of this, you know, a pro memer, but we have Doctor
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  Craig. Hold on, I'm making it, making
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  his appearance and. Cringes.
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  Interestingly, Dr. Craig and I want to acknowledge that you
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  called him a pro memer. Well, he's a, well, he's a pro
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  Shit. Poster pro shit poster demon
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  Gator. Yes.
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  I call him Craig. Welcome to the show, Greg.
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  I heard there was a an old fogey in here who was pining for his
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  bell bottom days all the way back at the beginnings of this
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  Millennium. That would be Max.
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  Yeah, no, I just think it's funny.
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  She was making a particular era and I was just saying like,
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  yeah, nostalgia for that is popular right now.
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  It's funny because it's popular with bits.
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  We're too young to have experienced any of it.
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  Well, you know, I grew up back in the 90s listening to stuff on
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  the radio that had nostalgia factor for 20 years prior. 10
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  years. Prior, fair enough. 90s kids
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  sweated the 80s for a long time and then like 2000s kids have
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  sweated the 90s for a while so it's kind of expected.
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  The thing is, don't expect twenty 10s nostalgia.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  It ends at that right up around weekend 10.
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  Nostalgia will just be dead. I.
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  Don't know, I don't know. I mean, I think there was there
• 28:14
  were a couple of decent songs about Trump, you know, for and
• 28:19
  against the guy. I think that was that was
• 28:21
  possible, you know, the all the celebrities singing back then
• 28:27
  and during COVID, you know, like.
• 28:29
  Cringe. Well, I was just saying, like
• 28:31
  all I was going to say, that they could all they could, all
• 28:34
  the memories of that can all go to the dump.
• 28:37
  My favorite bit of media and I I still think it's underrated from
• 28:41
  that era is the 4 Chan shit post cartoon Murdoch Murdoch.
• 28:47
  It's funny as hell and and somewhat insightful in some
• 28:52
  cases and and then other times they're.
• 28:57
  And other times your words need to be chosen carefully.
• 29:02
  Yeah. Other times then they're doing
• 29:06
  awful things and you're like, Oh yeah.
• 29:09
  This was made. By crazy people, but it's funny
• 29:14
  and I'm all for funny like I mean now I I'll say 2020 is this
• 29:19
  style just looking up when you got shit like the JD Vance show
• 29:22
  out there. You guys seen the JD Vance?
• 29:24
  Show. Yeah, Yeah.
• 29:26
  Well, we talked, I thought briefly last week and well, it's
• 29:34
  you're. Not a fan, Sam.
• 29:36
  It's a. It's a thing.
• 29:40
  I thought it was very funny. No, it's it's funny.
• 29:45
  I mean, are we talking about a Vance show that's in kind with
• 29:51
  it do be like that or what? Yeah, yeah.
• 29:54
  It's OK instead of making. Instead of making the Will
• 29:58
  stancil show as expected, she put out one that's a new Vance
• 30:04
  show, and it's very critical of Trump and their foreign.
• 30:08
  OK, that's that's funny. Well, look like.
• 30:10
  Here's the thing. Hold on, I want.
• 30:16
  To .1 more thing out about it, Peter Thiel's character rapes JD
• 30:23
  Vance. That's hilarious.
• 30:28
  Oh man, I wonder where they got that inspiration from South
• 30:34
  Park. Yeah.
• 30:40
  Well, considering it's Emily, it's probably the time she got
• 30:42
  raped. Oh, well, you know, that might
• 30:46
  be part of that too. That's pretty fucking brutal.
• 30:50
  I don't know that that says that says something because I was
• 30:52
  going to, I was going to take the angle.
• 30:53
  Like, you know, the people finally saw the look of Banksy
• 30:57
  relatively recently going, oh, he's some old white fucking
• 31:00
  like, yeah, you think he was going to be, you know, some
• 31:03
  hipster? No, he's some old guy.
• 31:06
  He's been doing this shit for ages.
• 31:07
  And he's he's relatively left wing.
• 31:10
  You know, he's or I should say he's relatively liberal.
• 31:12
  He's not left wing. I suppose like that's self
• 31:19
  inserting on the rape there. Does that mean like does this
• 31:21
  person like identify with Vance? Because that's that's rather
• 31:26
  specific then if. If you're not familiar with
• 31:30
  Emily Yukis, she made Alfred Alfred, which is very fucked up
• 31:37
  cartoon that deals with her childhood trauma.
• 31:40
  That's why I said it the way I did because she would even laugh
• 31:43
  at that joke. But yes, that's why she she also
• 31:49
  had Grok Rape Will Stancil so well.
• 31:53
  She finds she finds the usage of rape in humor to be funny
• 31:58
  because she does it in shocking ways that you can't help but
• 32:01
  instinctually laugh. At that's gallows humor for you.
• 32:04
  I mean, that's, that's the whole point of it is to process your
• 32:06
  trauma or the horror situation. People should check that out.
• 32:11
  By the way, Alfred. Alfred is like animators now,
• 32:15
  and even animators from 10 years ago would cite Emily as one of
• 32:19
  their inspirations before she started making even more
• 32:23
  subversive material as she went on.
• 32:25
  See. And she got banned everywhere.
• 32:28
  But then the Will Stancil show took off for her.
• 32:31
  And yeah, the JD Vance show. It takes direct aim at Trump and
• 32:37
  the administration. No, no shot.
• 32:39
  No doubt about it. It has sort of a beef between
• 32:43
  Peter Thiel and Alex Karp, which is very funny.
• 32:46
  And it all like goes to shit. It's a good little cartoon.
• 32:50
  I'll. And that's exactly why I'm not
• 32:52
  offended by the Trump St. meme either.
• 32:55
  Like it's OK to make. Jokes.
• 32:57
  People. Grow up.
• 32:59
  What? The hell there was there was
• 33:02
  something I saw today that was like a follow up.
• 33:04
  Like I think that that he he he fucking knew he wasn't like the
• 33:10
  the first thing he could have done was was what he did, which
• 33:13
  was bullshit his way through a response on that.
• 33:16
  But he's also he's sitting there beefing with the the Pope on X
• 33:21
  sorry, via via Truth Social and X rather like, come on, man.
• 33:27
  Well, people are like, did I vote for the president to yell
• 33:31
  at the Pope on Twitter? And I'm like, I fucking did.
• 33:34
  Kind of. Right.
• 33:36
  Yeah, I sure is. Fucked in.
• 33:38
  Well, I mean, here's the thing. Like look at the it's, it's,
• 33:41
  I've been yelling. Over there, Pope on Twitter
• 33:43
  myself for so long. It's nice to see somebody pick
• 33:46
  up the slack. Well, it's a funny thing over
• 33:49
  there like and it's it's because entirely because of the scale of
• 33:52
  the place and Toros and that's involved.
• 33:54
  But you know, perhaps the the Vatican can clean up the the
• 33:58
  crime in Vatican City before it starts crying about America
• 34:04
  while ignoring 42,000 plus dead in Iran.
• 34:09
  The the per capita crime rate in Vatican City is is way higher.
• 34:15
  Yeah. And again, that's, that's it's a
• 34:18
  artifact of the popularity of the place.
• 34:20
  You know, it's a small place with a lot of tourism and a lot
• 34:23
  of dumb shifts that come through the doors.
• 34:25
  So I get it. But at the same time, like, you
• 34:28
  know, if you're going to, you're going to start ignoring major
• 34:31
  fucking demicides. But that's just like if it
• 34:37
  obviously the, the I, I understand that with
• 34:40
  Catholicism, he's kind of the arbiter of morality.
• 34:43
  He I'll say this, he will always take a stand against and not
• 34:50
  for. That's kind of the job of the
• 34:54
  Pope to a degree. And so that's one of the few
• 34:56
  things I understand him on. But like I said, every cat like.
• 35:00
  People that I. Hear it from all these people
• 35:02
  who aren't Catholic. Oh, Catholics think the Pope is
• 35:05
  infallible? Where and when did that ever
• 35:07
  fucking start being told to people 'cause that's bullshit?
• 35:11
  No, nobody disagrees with the Pope more than Catholic people.
• 35:16
  I mean, isn't the point of him that he's says I, I get that
• 35:19
  he's supposed to be effectively God's voice on Earth, but he's
• 35:22
  still but he's still human. He's the.
• 35:24
  Head of the. Church, but I get that he's
• 35:26
  still human and subject to human fallibility.
• 35:29
  And that was supposed to be the reason why there's more than one
• 35:32
  Pope in in history, right? No, like the next Pope can say
• 35:36
  something different. No, see, this is where that's
• 35:40
  the kind of mythology. Let me let me rephrase it.
• 35:43
  I think I I phrased it wrong and that it implied a connection to
• 35:48
  God that wasn't supposed to be implied.
• 35:52
  The thing that the way that was described to 4 was like the as
• 35:56
  you, as you say on earth, I will hold in heaven or whatever like
• 36:00
  that. God will follow the Pope's word
• 36:03
  somehow. That.
• 36:05
  Is yes not not follow but like agree with how right.
• 36:08
  Blasphemous and untrue? No.
• 36:12
  The Pope. Well, then I don't have a,
• 36:13
  right? OK, well the Pope is for all
• 36:18
  intents and purposes, he is the head and the voice of the
• 36:20
  Church. The Church is the Word of God.
• 36:24
  So he is supposed to enact and maintain the Word of God, not
• 36:29
  speak his own word of God into existence.
• 36:33
  Yeah, I got that. He's kind of like the the
• 36:35
  judiciary we have over here for the Constitution, right?
• 36:38
  I get that. He's supposed to interpret the
• 36:40
  word of God, so to speak. That's not it.
• 36:46
  OK, No, he speak because he speaks for the clergy.
• 36:48
  He speaks for the like he. He can't.
• 36:50
  They do. If he gives an opinion the
• 36:54
  clergy don't like, they'll rebuke him.
• 36:56
  Like, OK, it's look, you know how like imagine a council of
• 37:02
  rabbis and then. Make.
• 37:04
  Them Italian and half of them Irish, and you'll get an idea of
• 37:07
  what I'm talking about. Right.
• 37:08
  I was going to say, like, I get that, you know, like with the
• 37:10
  Talmud, it's just a bunch of Jews arguing, which is basically
• 37:13
  the the, the. Catechism.
• 37:15
  For Jews. The Catechism is the Talmud for
• 37:19
  Catholics. OK.
• 37:22
  We've had priests arguing with bishops and popes and that it
• 37:27
  comes to the catechism, which is basically the rules you should
• 37:30
  follow as a member of the church, which is separate to
• 37:33
  anything in the Bible. They are.
• 37:35
  They are led by the Bible, but they're laid out much more
• 37:39
  specifically. See you learn something new
• 37:41
  everyday. I told you Jews and Catholics
• 37:45
  aren't as dissimilar as people think.
• 37:50
  Of course, the first thing they would do is get their own
• 37:53
  Talmud, right? They're.
• 37:55
  All purging. All they're doing is writing and
• 37:57
  arguing all fucking day. I mean, to be fair, that's part
• 38:02
  of how the church allowed science to eat birth from it.
• 38:06
  Yes. Science adoption is part of the
• 38:09
  Catechism. Yes, if you don't, if you don't
• 38:11
  understand science, it's largely the same idea.
• 38:14
  It's just that it's it's not regarded as revered or holy.
• 38:18
  The arguments that come out of it.
• 38:20
  It's why it's why the Catholic Church's answer is different
• 38:23
  from a lot of other Christians when it comes to evolution,
• 38:25
  where they just say, well, yeah, evolution's real and God LED it.
• 38:30
  I was going to say because God said so, yeah, that's that's
• 38:34
  unfortunately that's the, the the untestable aspect of of
• 38:39
  religious faith is that the end of the day, God said so Trump's
• 38:42
  most of everything else. But it kind of has to agree with
• 38:45
  reality otherwise. Or just a schizo.
• 38:49
  Well, and it's a, there's a solid argument that everything
• 38:52
  follows some sort of structure. So that's evidence for.
• 38:56
  Right. So, so one of the things you
• 38:59
  know, I'll speak to this as as a person who's who has religious
• 39:03
  faith in in the sciences that must not OK, I can phrase that
• 39:08
  better. I'm, I'm a religious Jew and I
• 39:11
  also am a scientist and an engineer.
• 39:13
  So one of the things you do to compartmentalize is you don't
• 39:17
  try to mix the supernatural, the natural meaning those things
• 39:20
  that are only observed by man versus otherwise.
• 39:23
  Otherwise the conversation gets really stupid really fast.
• 39:27
  And you end up with people like Ken Ham argue with Bill Nye,
• 39:31
  which still one of my favorite fucking debates is this young
• 39:36
  earth creationist trying to tell Bill Nye you don't.
• 39:40
  You don't take the Bible literally or or, or
• 39:45
  symbolically. You take it naturally.
• 39:46
  It's like, what the fuck does that mean?
• 39:50
  We have to go back and realize that a lot of the way that the
• 39:53
  way it's written is in flowery prose.
• 39:56
  I think this is an epic poem, if you will.
• 39:59
  And like there's, there's a lot of symbology in it and then
• 40:03
  there's stuff that literally happens that it's written about.
• 40:06
  Yeah, how many? Cause 'cause obviously a lot of
• 40:10
  the basis of all Christian faith goes back to the Torah.
• 40:14
  How many Jews do you think think it is 100% literal in your
• 40:18
  estimation? That you've met in your.
• 40:20
  Life 0. Yeah, 0.
• 40:23
  Maybe there's like a handful of ultra Orthodox who depart from
• 40:27
  their loony Looney Tunes and go a little bit deeper and then
• 40:30
  decided it was literal. That's, that's the same group of
• 40:34
  Jews that added up all the ages of all the people and came up
• 40:36
  with around 6000 years, right? Like it's, you know, and then
• 40:41
  and then they, they kind of stopped in that gigantic gap
• 40:46
  between the creation of the universe and when Adam came
• 40:50
  about, you know, that that didn't happen on Day 8.
• 40:55
  I I do have kind of semi breaking news on this.
• 41:01
  Semi breaking or breaking? Well, it's been about 14.7
• 41:05
  billion years, so I'm hoping that it's a little more recent.
• 41:08
  I well, I would, I would say, I would say semi breaking because
• 41:13
  let me pull this up here. Let's see.
• 41:18
  So flat. I knew it.
• 41:22
  So. Watching those people's brains
• 41:24
  break when the shuttle went up was pretty fucking funny.
• 41:27
  Every time one goes up, it happens.
• 41:29
  Well, so people's so people's brains broke because the because
• 41:35
  of the Trump meme, people's brains are also now breaking
• 41:39
  because Trump posted this today as well.
• 41:42
  I just. Saw Oh boy, let.
• 41:46
  Me, I thought that they. Could do the Dorotheus.
• 41:52
  Play this. I mean, that's funny.
• 41:56
  The guys basically said he was saved by God when the bullet hit
• 41:59
  his ear. Yeah, of.
• 42:01
  Course he's gonna be putting out religious faithful like he, it's
• 42:04
  not like he shield away from it. The guy's a religious Christian,
• 42:10
  you know, religious in a context.
• 42:13
  He can pick exactly how religious he is, but he is a
• 42:16
  religious Christian. Well.
• 42:19
  Well, people got offended of the meme of people got offended by
• 42:22
  the meme of him, you know, as like a as like a St. or
• 42:28
  whatever. So he.
• 42:29
  Goes back to his doctor moment. Look at all of the fucking memes
• 42:33
  of doctors with Jesus holding their hand when they're putting
• 42:35
  a scalpel on the skin, right? Right.
• 42:37
  Just. Come the fuck on.
• 42:39
  Yeah, I. Like, I like what Joe said in
• 42:42
  chat there, he said the Bible isn't a science book, it's a
• 42:46
  book about faith. Exactly.
• 42:48
  That's fair. I mean, it's largely a history
• 42:52
  of, of, well, my people, I mean, adapt to however you wish, but
• 42:57
  like, it's it's it arrives at a A and then like, you know, go
• 43:01
  pass through the rest of the books that come after in
• 43:03
  respective faiths. It's not supposed to be a
• 43:08
  historical aid or a technical document.
• 43:11
  It is very much about faith and to an extent the organization
• 43:16
  about which you bring religion. Yeah, like there's a lot of
• 43:20
  legalese shit in there, as well as the story of the people and a
• 43:24
  lot of parable and a lot of allegory.
• 43:27
  Yeah, that's why like, like I mentioned the Catholic Bible not
• 43:31
  being the same as the King James.
• 43:33
  Part of the reason for that is like we we do Maccabees and
• 43:36
  Jubilee and all that stuff. Yeah, the apocrypha varies
• 43:41
  between them. I I know that much at least.
• 43:43
  Well. It it's pretty it's it's not
• 43:45
  considered apocrypha in I. Guess.
• 43:47
  That's a great word for. It the Council of Nicaea having
• 43:51
  been part of the Catholic Church, they're all deviating
• 43:54
  from what is the Canon. See.
• 43:57
  Right. So I know there was like two or
• 43:59
  three schedules. The the original Nicean Canon
• 44:02
  included all these books, so that's why they're in there.
• 44:06
  It was actually Martin Luther's movement that stripped a lot of
• 44:09
  that out. Yeah.
• 44:10
  Well, frankly, because he didn't like Jews very much.
• 44:18
  He wrote a book about Jews being a problem, so that's not exactly
• 44:21
  a secret. Martin Luther didn't like Jews.
• 44:25
  Yeah, You know, some people would say a lot of the New
• 44:27
  Testament is about Jews being a problem.
• 44:32
  Well, a lot of those people are also people who follow a gay
• 44:36
  pedophile, so yeah. It's just interesting that all
• 44:41
  the ones he decided were no good for his version of the Bible
• 44:44
  happened to be from what we call the Old Testament, and they were
• 44:48
  preview prior to Christ writings.
• 44:51
  And he just didn't consider them to have any value.
• 44:53
  And I'm like, if you've ever read through Maccabees or the
• 44:56
  Jubilees or anything like that, yeah, they do have value.
• 44:59
  They're at least a good read. I mean in.
• 45:03
  Particular it has important faith and historical importance,
• 45:08
  and I would recommend somebody read it.
• 45:09
  But Martin Luther thought it was garbage and he knows better than
• 45:14
  the church and the Council of Nicaea, and so everybody gets to
• 45:17
  call me the blasphemer. Well, oddly enough, that's
• 45:20
  that's an equally valid criticism of Trump right now.
• 45:24
  Not that it's necessarily invalid, it's just like, you
• 45:28
  know, he's sitting there arguing with the fucking Pope.
• 45:33
  I mean, I, I also, I, I also get that there's a, a very much a
• 45:36
  vicarious schadenfreude. It's all that where I'm certain
• 45:40
  a lot of Christians who have had their issues with the Pope in
• 45:43
  the past would have loved to be able to get his ear in that in
• 45:46
  that fashion. I voted for yelling at the Pope
• 45:50
  because I yell at the Pope on Twitter.
• 45:53
  Now, do I think it's going to accomplish anything?
• 45:56
  No. But it's better.
• 45:59
  What money? I got a president yelling at the
• 46:02
  Pope on Twitter. That's a W.
• 46:05
  Well, I, I've got, I've got a, I've got a president yelling at
• 46:08
  people that I've been yelling at for like months now.
• 46:12
  And, and people are also pro. So This is why.
• 46:15
  This is why. Wentez like a troubled gay kid
• 46:19
  that one time he met Fuentes. I mean.
• 46:22
  Well. That but but also and I.
• 46:25
  Don't. Understand the drug addict
• 46:28
  clavicular ODD in a nightclub? Go ahead.
• 46:32
  I feel bad for him, but at the same time he's from a group of
• 46:35
  people that beat themselves in the face with hammers to look
• 46:37
  better. Oh yeah.
• 46:39
  I I can't really recommend that anyone follow their advice in
• 46:43
  anything. I hope that young man finds God.
• 46:46
  So I, I did a show about this on Monday, but I wanted to get your
• 46:50
  reactions to this. I actually want to read this out
• 46:53
  loud because I tried to read this out loud and I failed
• 46:57
  miserably on Monday because I could not stop laughing.
• 47:01
  So I'm going to try and I'm going to try and read this, but
• 47:06
  there's no guarantees that I will be able to keep a straight
• 47:09
  face reading reading this because because a certain
• 47:16
  section of the Internet is like laughing at this like I am and
• 47:19
  another section is crying about. People has a straight face.
• 47:23
  What? I write, President Trump, you go
• 47:27
  ahead. You read this for us.
• 47:29
  We need to hear it in your voice.
• 47:31
  OK, President Trump on true social, and this is from last.
• 47:36
  This is from last Thursday. I know why Tucker Carlson, Megyn
• 47:41
  Kelly, Candace Owens and Alex Jones have all been fighting for
• 47:45
  years, especially by the fact that they think it's that it is
• 47:49
  wonderful for Iran, the number one sponsor of the number one
• 47:55
  state sponsor of terror, to have a nuclear weapon because they
• 47:59
  have one thing in common, like Hughes, They're stupid people.
• 48:05
  They know it, their families know it, and everyone else knows
• 48:08
  it. Two, look at their past, look at
• 48:11
  the record. They don't have what it takes.
• 48:15
  They never did. They've all been thrown off
• 48:17
  television, lost their shows, and aren't even invited on TV
• 48:22
  because nobody cares about them. They're nut jobs, troublemakers,
• 48:27
  and will say anything necessary for some free and cheap
• 48:32
  publicity. Now they think they get some
• 48:36
  quote quote clicks because they have third rate podcast but
• 48:42
  nobody's talking about them and their views are the opposite of
• 48:47
  Mega or I wouldn't have won the presidential election in a
• 48:51
  landslide. Mega agrees with me and just
• 48:56
  gave CNNA 100% approval rating of Trump.
• 49:03
  Not hand flying fools like Tucker Carlson who couldn't even
• 49:09
  finish college. He was a broken man when he got
• 49:12
  when he got fired from Fox and he's never been the same.
• 49:17
  Perhaps he should see a good psychiatrist.
• 49:20
  Thank you President Trump. I've been suggesting it for
• 49:23
  months. Or Megyn Kelly who nasty ass and
• 49:27
  now famous only wrote Rosie O'Donnell question.
• 49:31
  Or crazy Candice Owens who accuses the highly respected
• 49:35
  First Lady Friends of being a man when she is not and will
• 49:40
  hopefully win lots of money in the ongoing lawsuit.
• 49:47
  Actually, to me, the First Lady Friends is a far more beautiful
• 49:51
  woman than Candace. Crazy Candace Sam.
• 49:57
  In fact, it's just crazy. In fact, it's not in close or or
• 50:05
  bankrupt Alex Jones, who says some of the dumbest things and
• 50:10
  lost his entire fortune, as he should have for his horrendous
• 50:15
  attack on the families of the Sander shooting victims.
• 50:21
  Ridiculously climbing. It was a hoax.
• 50:24
  I love how he's takes every cheap shot possible here.
• 50:30
  Me too. It's it's fucking great these
• 50:34
  so-called and I and folks, this is also why I'm convinced that
• 50:40
  someone in the White House listens to this show, listens to
• 50:45
  our show and relays it to Trump. This is the exact same shit that
• 50:51
  I for one have been rounding out for fucking months.
• 50:56
  Candace is my new favorite nickname ever.
• 50:59
  He's given anybody. Years actually continuing on,
• 51:06
  the so-called pundits are losers and they always losers.
• 51:12
  And now, now fake news. And now fake news.
• 51:19
  CNN, the failing New York Times and all the radical left, newer
• 51:24
  organizations are hailing them and giving them positive press
• 51:29
  for the first time in their lives.
• 51:31
  Also true, they're not MAGA. They're they're not MAGA.
• 51:36
  They're losers just trying to latch on to MAGA.
• 51:40
  And here's my favorite part as president.
• 51:45
  I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they
• 51:49
  call, I returned their calls because I'm too busy on world
• 51:54
  and and country affairs. And after a few times they go
• 51:59
  nasty, just like Margaret Trader Brown.
• 52:06
  But I no longer care about that stuff.
• 52:08
  I only care about doing right for our country.
• 52:12
  Bag is about winning and strike not allowing Iran to have
• 52:16
  nuclear weapons. Maggot is about making America
• 52:19
  great and these people have have no idea how to do that.
• 52:25
  But I do, because the United States of America is now the
• 52:30
  hottest country anywhere in the world.
• 52:37
  Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah Bah. Sorry.
• 52:40
  Sorry. Sansid yeah.
• 52:47
  That is fantastic. Yeah.
• 52:53
  At a point of of correction for him earlier on, he says that
• 53:00
  they're so low IPO and they know it.
• 53:03
  You have to have a certain level of intelligence to they got like
• 53:10
  half of this post would have been mooted.
• 53:13
  He'd figured that part out. I just.
• 53:15
  I guess he doesn't deal with enough stupid people.
• 53:19
  No, well, he, you know. Sometimes it's not about
• 53:23
  efficiency. Sometimes you.
• 53:25
  Got to. Choose some motherfuckers out.
• 53:27
  Well, you know, let the man enjoy himself.
• 53:29
  Of course, I'll say this rather cathartic sale that.
• 53:33
  Makes a really solid point there about the left giving them
• 53:37
  press. I want to point out another case
• 53:40
  of that that's a little closer to our wheelhouse, Sam.
• 53:43
  All the like edgy leftoids that I follow because I do and have
• 53:48
  like been looking at are now like fans of Fuentes, the left
• 53:52
  seat, the far. Oh yeah.
• 53:55
  Seems to just love Nikki Fuentes and it it's fitting considering
• 54:00
  how homosexual he is. Fucking we, we even covered this
• 54:06
  rolling Rolling Stone magazine did like a did like a like a
• 54:12
  four page spread on him like back in January.
• 54:15
  Yeah, well, I'm sure he spread his butt hole for the writers of
• 54:18
  the story, but. Probably did.
• 54:23
  They made it. They made him look like oh,
• 54:25
  who's the? Who's the gay guy from Wham Who?
• 54:28
  He told. I want to say this, he told
• 54:32
  guys. Not.
• 54:33
  Masculine to watch Dragon Ball Z.
• 54:36
  Yeah. He's watching Euphoria.
• 54:38
  Let me tell you something. Every fucking non white dude in
• 54:43
  the world thinks that Dragon Ball Z is at least on the scale
• 54:48
  of masculinity. OK, Every single one and half of
• 54:54
  the white dudes too. Yeah.
• 54:58
  You're kidding me, go to Mexico and tell them it's not masculine
• 55:02
  to like Dragon Ball. ZI dare you, you get beat up.
• 55:09
  Fucking moral. Like fucking euphoria What?
• 55:15
  All I know about Euphoria is about gay zoomers and there are
• 55:19
  trans. People, that's why would I ever.
• 55:21
  That's the most I've gathered. Like wow, you know, not my
• 55:28
  generation, not my problem at this point.
• 55:31
  I I never. It's like Zoomer 9-O21-O, so
• 55:36
  it's got stuff in it, I get that, but Dino 2 wasn't for me
• 55:41
  when I was in the demographic for it.
• 55:43
  You get right it's drama, it's TV drama bullshit.
• 55:47
  But Dragon Ball Z will teach you how to be a man to some degree.
• 55:51
  If you don't have a dad, you just be like Goku.
• 55:54
  Be retarded, but but be good. Retarded, but effective.
• 55:59
  That's. Right.
• 56:01
  You work hard and you do right the right things.
• 56:05
  It's OK to be retarded. Goku taught everybody that it is
• 56:10
  OK to be retarded if you work really hard and your heart is
• 56:13
  good. You know, if your heart's in a
• 56:16
  good place and somehow you, you fucking Rube Goldberg your way
• 56:21
  through, you know, I, I would say he.
• 56:25
  Started his life with a massive head trauma that fucked him up.
• 56:30
  Different than every other saying that exists.
• 56:34
  You know what he's like Earnest. He's he's fucking earnest.
• 56:40
  Oh, and if you find a girl that feeds you, stick with her
• 56:46
  because Chichi's bad. Yes.
• 56:49
  Right. Chichi's the only person he's
• 56:55
  truly afraid of. That's fucking hilarious.
• 56:58
  That's right. Well, I don't know he he gets a
• 57:00
  little scared of Bulma sometimes.
• 57:03
  True, but he knows he could beat her up.
• 57:06
  Yeah, but. He doesn't know if he can beat
• 57:09
  up Chichi because he lets her win every time.
• 57:13
  He actually never knows what our true power level is.
• 57:17
  That is true, so you can learn all this and more.
• 57:23
  What do you learn on euphoria? How to do fentanyl?
• 57:29
  Well, that's not exactly a life skill, is it?
• 57:32
  Yeah, the. That might be more useful than
• 57:35
  you think. Well, if the war starts here,
• 57:38
  does. It teach you.
• 57:39
  Does it teach you how to huff Galaxy gas?
• 57:41
  This is important. I've never seen you, I've I've
• 57:46
  never seen you, for it teaches you.
• 57:49
  How? To do the hormone.
• 57:50
  It teaches you how to do trans hormone shots.
• 57:54
  Like one of the 'cause I tried. One wow cause.
• 57:57
  Someone told me I'd like it and like one of the first scenes is
• 58:01
  literally the Tran you like injecting something into their
• 58:04
  ass. So one of the first scenes in
• 58:06
  the show is about trans replacement hormone therapy.
• 58:11
  Yeah. You you know right away that.
• 58:14
  What's the first scene in Dragon Ball?
• 58:16
  I think it's like a him, a fight with him in Piccolo.
• 58:22
  Much more based. Also, Max, before I read the
• 58:26
  Trump post, did I hear you say that Curbicular OD?
• 58:31
  Yes. So he was live.
• 58:33
  Streaming. At a club somewhere in Florida.
• 58:36
  I forget the exact city he was at.
• 58:38
  But he was and. He he had been taking some to a
• 58:43
  type of drug. He was like doing the thing
• 58:46
  where it's like, dude, I feel so good.
• 58:49
  And then he was like, I don't know if I feel so good.
• 58:52
  And then he was unconscious. Yeah, dude, I feel so good.
• 58:56
  Dude I feel so bad. Dragging him out to an ambulance
• 59:00
  too. They live streamed the whole
• 59:01
  fucking thing. Oh God.
• 59:04
  I'm glad he did not die, Sam. I want to say that first and
• 59:08
  foremost, but I. Hope if.
• 59:11
  If if in any way this message could get along to the man
• 59:15
  clavicular, you're young and you have a lot of money in a in a
• 59:18
  huge future in front of you. Able to actually give it away.
• 59:21
  To look in a way you think is cool and you really should.
• 59:25
  Stop now and find a better path, young man.
• 59:29
  Yeah, that's all the the fact, the fact that the fact that they
• 59:36
  live streamed him like being dragged out to the ambulance
• 59:40
  though, I mean. Play that for us every day.
• 59:44
  Hospital. They farmed their so-called
• 59:47
  friend OD ING for content Sam. Yep.
• 59:51
  For doing that. Well, frankly, I think they
• 59:53
  might have done him a favor because I think that that should
• 59:56
  be played for him every day in rehab.
• 59:59
  Yeah, I I agree. Seriously.
• 1:00:01
  That that will get him over the hump.
• 1:00:03
  He could have died. I hope he gets the help he so
• 1:00:06
  desperately needs, honestly. Like, you know, making fun of
• 1:00:10
  him at first is one thing, but obviously this is a troubled
• 1:00:15
  young man and it's sad to watch a young guy.
• 1:00:18
  He's like 19 or 20. It's awful, yeah.
• 1:00:23
  I yeah, I always, I always just. Say that like reality TV in in
• 1:00:29
  the in the 2000s was, you know, cringe, but like, I don't know
• 1:00:36
  the. Cloud streaming is far worse.
• 1:00:39
  Yes, like the like. The Gately doesn't usually turn
• 1:00:43
  off a lot of time when they do the IRL stuff and IRL stuff has
• 1:00:47
  the unpredictability of being in real life and so that's why
• 1:00:51
  you've got like people getting in fights.
• 1:00:53
  Now you got a guy who openly advocates doing drugs.
• 1:00:57
  That's not a secret. Clavicular says you should micro
• 1:00:59
  dose on meth. I'm not sure what drug he was
• 1:01:02
  doing. The estimation a lot of people
• 1:01:05
  say is fent because it happened quickly but who knows.
• 1:01:08
  It's I'm not a doctor and I doubt they give out his medical
• 1:01:11
  report or anything like that, but he's already been arrested
• 1:01:15
  for drugs. He's been in multiple
• 1:01:17
  altercations that that ended in. Violence get a guy out of his
• 1:01:20
  car and. Arrested, he's on a path of self
• 1:01:23
  destruction and it's just sad to see because clearly he has a
• 1:01:27
  charisma and and people like to watch him and it's just, it's
• 1:01:31
  it's unfortunate to watch somebody like him crash and burn
• 1:01:35
  and it could be easily stopped. Well, so the question.
• 1:01:41
  For me is tough. Do they only like him to watch
• 1:01:44
  the crash and burn? That's what I was going to point
• 1:01:47
  out is that that's not necessarily a metric to point
• 1:01:50
  out. He has a fan base of like real
• 1:01:51
  fans because like, we know people or we're acquainted with
• 1:01:55
  people that are watched purely because they're in a long term
• 1:01:58
  spiral. Yeah.
• 1:02:00
  Like, I mean, it's it, you know, Well, fuck, look at look at
• 1:02:04
  Jeremy right now. Like what the fuck is he doing
• 1:02:06
  right? Yeah.
• 1:02:09
  Like that, that's that's alcohol and whatever the fuck else he's
• 1:02:13
  on talking most of the day for him.
• 1:02:16
  Well, and you know, we, we mentioned, I mean, just like a
• 1:02:23
  few years ago when I, you know, when I first, you know, met you,
• 1:02:27
  Craig, I mean Ethan, Ralph was the one who was, you know, I
• 1:02:32
  mean Ralph, let's be fair, has never stopped spiraling.
• 1:02:37
  Well he's he is limited by the fact that he doesn't get any
• 1:02:40
  cash flow. You know Clavicular is right,
• 1:02:44
  Has enough money to do dumb shit.
• 1:02:48
  And he has been and he, he's gotten arrested.
• 1:02:50
  I believe he shot an alligator or the corpse of an alligator.
• 1:02:54
  Yeah, he and his buddy got got fined or whatever for for
• 1:02:57
  shooting up assumedly the corpse.
• 1:03:00
  It could have been a live alligator.
• 1:03:01
  That was stunning. But you know, who knows It's
• 1:03:04
  dead now. Yeah.
• 1:03:08
  And it was like he hit a guy of the car, I think.
• 1:03:11
  Right. Yeah, that was the first, that
• 1:03:14
  was the first time anybody had heard of him is the, or at least
• 1:03:17
  we did was the he hit a guy with the car.
• 1:03:20
  There was another altercation at a nightclub with him and I think
• 1:03:25
  at least one other person and there's several things.
• 1:03:30
  But then he got arrested for drug possession like a month or
• 1:03:33
  or so ago, and he's out on presumably probation or pretrial
• 1:03:39
  bail or whatever. It's you hate, you just hate to
• 1:03:44
  see it because drugs seems to be a driving factor in all of it.
• 1:03:48
  And yeah, there are people watching this man spiral out and
• 1:03:52
  do drugs and they think it's fucking hilarious.
• 1:03:54
  And I don't know, I just, I feel like shaming that culture is the
• 1:03:58
  only thing I can do. Well, you know, the worst part
• 1:04:00
  is like, sorry, go ahead. All I was going to say is this
• 1:04:05
  is one of the this is one of the big problems with in with like
• 1:04:09
  influencer culture, just in general.
• 1:04:12
  We we've talked how much we hate influencer culture and I I
• 1:04:16
  actually think Steve Craig's coast on the fake and hot tub
• 1:04:22
  podcast some pretty well when I was on there few weeks ago.
• 1:04:29
  The thing out us doing this podcast and them doing their
• 1:04:32
  podcast is we can all turn off, you know, after we turn off the
• 1:04:38
  stream, we go back to our, you know, normal lives.
• 1:04:42
  Or. Whatever, but but to be an in
• 1:04:44
  but to be like an influencer or even like a YouTube, like a lot
• 1:04:47
  of them, you know, professionally, like a lot of
• 1:04:50
  them just have the camera on, you know, 24/7, you know, to the
• 1:04:55
  point where like they're literally they're literally
• 1:04:58
  streaming themselves taking a shit for content and it's just
• 1:05:02
  it's that has to be exhausting. Well, and it's not.
• 1:05:06
  It can't just be that either. Because that's.
• 1:05:09
  Too mundane and they have to go and create.
• 1:05:11
  This is Clavicular's problem is he's trying to go out and seek
• 1:05:15
  quote UN quote. Extreme Constipation with
• 1:05:17
  clavicular. Yeah.
• 1:05:21
  I I swear to God, if that's a thing.
• 1:05:25
  Yeah, it was it, but it made it really is.
• 1:05:28
  He goes out there with the intent of it doesn't matter so
• 1:05:32
  much what happens as long as it's quote UN quote content for
• 1:05:36
  chat. Yeah, well, well, well.
• 1:05:39
  Baked Baked Alaska was amazing people for for content.
• 1:05:43
  You know, that was that was the whole the genre of nuisance
• 1:05:47
  streamers, which you know, Johnny Somali is emblematic of
• 1:05:50
  right now. I hope he has fun.
• 1:05:54
  In fucking prison. He's going to go to a labor camp
• 1:05:57
  prison too. Now he's going to only be going
• 1:06:01
  six months. They better.
• 1:06:03
  Work him hard. Roach them noodles at the
• 1:06:05
  guards, Johnny. He's only got 6 months of it.
• 1:06:09
  He should have gotten all fuck in 10 years but.
• 1:06:13
  Facts. No.
• 1:06:14
  Like, just how many times can you get away with mocking the
• 1:06:18
  people who are deciding where you're going to be for the next
• 1:06:21
  however long before? Like it never dawned on him, it
• 1:06:26
  probably still hasn't that he shouldn't have fucking opened
• 1:06:29
  his mouth after he was told, hey, you're going to go to
• 1:06:33
  fucking trial and then probably to prison.
• 1:06:36
  That's the point, to shut the fuck up.
• 1:06:39
  Yeah, Mr. I'm AUS citizen. It's like you're in their
• 1:06:42
  country, man. The most the the best option is
• 1:06:46
  you get sent home. That's not the worst option.
• 1:06:48
  That's the best option. Universally, yeah.
• 1:06:56
  I mean, you know, with a few exceptions, maybe the UK and and
• 1:07:00
  well, fuck France. I mean not going to use them as
• 1:07:03
  an example either. If there's a few European
• 1:07:05
  countries, you could probably be a bit of an ass and like still
• 1:07:08
  get the slap on the wrist and and finish the vacation.
• 1:07:11
  But like, well, it's. Even if you get away a a a lot
• 1:07:15
  at Little St. James yeah, That's that's.
• 1:07:22
  Brutal. Sea Land.
• 1:07:26
  Sea Land is a better example than Little Saint James.
• 1:07:30
  You can get a lot get get a lot get get away with literally
• 1:07:34
  everything at Little Saint James.
• 1:07:35
  That's right. I'm pretty sure it's difficult
• 1:07:38
  to not get away with a lot there.
• 1:07:40
  In fact, that would probably be getting away with something if
• 1:07:43
  he didn't get away with something there.
• 1:07:45
  That's. Why he didn't have to advertise.
• 1:07:47
  It sold itself. Freaks, man.
• 1:07:51
  Come to little St. James.
• 1:07:52
  You do whatever the fuck you want, man.
• 1:07:55
  They're like, yeah. That's the thing you have to
• 1:07:58
  ask. You don't.
• 1:07:59
  Know, let me let this guy manage my entire fucking financial
• 1:08:04
  portfolio so I can go to this island where it's just a party
• 1:08:08
  all the time. Man, I wonder what's going on
• 1:08:12
  over there, huh? Isn't that fucked up the price
• 1:08:14
  of autopilot finances? As you have to as you are
• 1:08:17
  required to start diddling children.
• 1:08:21
  It seems, it seems like when you get to a certain tax bracket,
• 1:08:25
  it's just you got like you got to file your taxes and then the
• 1:08:29
  line on the left is to go over and diddle kids.
• 1:08:31
  Yeah. But that's what CTA is for.
• 1:08:36
  No, not not the diddling kids part, but the Dax's.
• 1:08:39
  I was going to say you. Probably use the same acronym.
• 1:08:42
  Use to all the Cpas out there. That's the problem is it's
• 1:08:46
  probably the same acronym for both, you know the yeah, child
• 1:08:51
  friendly advocates say that. Yeah, but by the.
• 1:08:59
  People, Sam. Anyway.
• 1:09:01
  By the way, happy Tax Day ladies and gentlemen, and and fuck the
• 1:09:05
  IRS. Did you see that stupid tweet
• 1:09:08
  that was post put out by the DOJ The you know this tax day?
• 1:09:13
  Make sure you file it. We're gonna we go after tax
• 1:09:15
  cheats. It's like, motherfucker, we pay
• 1:09:18
  you. You're right now you're right
• 1:09:21
  now effectively woke scolding. You're fucking employers.
• 1:09:26
  Like be lucky that we don't know who your fucking names like.
• 1:09:30
  It's impossible to get some asshole fired in the federal
• 1:09:33
  government, but you can do it. I want to take the complete.
• 1:09:37
  I want to take this moment to say that Sam is completely wrong
• 1:09:41
  and I think the IRS is great. They are wonderful and they do a
• 1:09:47
  fine job. Absolutely.
• 1:09:53
  I think they can kiss the meat between my cheeks, man.
• 1:09:58
  Yeah, and see and that's your problem.
• 1:10:01
  You got. That's what I paid them for.
• 1:10:03
  That's them a little bit. That's what I paid them for.
• 1:10:05
  God damn it. I know.
• 1:10:07
  If they're going to debase themselves, they better do it
• 1:10:10
  properly. OK, you pay a hooker, but she
• 1:10:13
  still might kiss you. Now.
• 1:10:15
  Pay her to have sex with you, you pay her to fucking leave.
• 1:10:23
  Yes. Either way.
• 1:10:29
  So no, we should have the External Revenue Service.
• 1:10:32
  Fuck this internal shit. We need to be charging other
• 1:10:34
  people. This is the whole thing, that
• 1:10:37
  this is one of those great possibilities that Trump ran on.
• 1:10:41
  Yeah, hey, he might do away with the fucking income tax.
• 1:10:44
  We might be able to skirt that amendment.
• 1:10:50
  Yeah, yeah, that that actually is like that actually was one of
• 1:10:55
  Trump's campaign. Well, he's he's.
• 1:10:58
  He's gotten to the point where they're set up in a way that
• 1:11:03
  they can make an argument for eliminating lower tax brackets
• 1:11:07
  or reducing the progressive nature of the taxes across the
• 1:11:10
  board and drop taxes enough to that.
• 1:11:14
  We might start being able to ask that question in the next
• 1:11:16
  election again. But it's going to take an
• 1:11:20
  Article. It's going to take an Article 5
• 1:11:22
  convention. We're going to have to get to
• 1:11:24
  that point before we can get rid of it.
• 1:11:27
  Well, I think if we reinvest, see here's The thing is the low
• 1:11:31
  income tax bracket could easily be reinvested into the other tax
• 1:11:38
  that is generally for low income or low IQ people, which is
• 1:11:42
  gambling. And we'll still get that money.
• 1:11:47
  See more casinos, more what's, what's the apps that do that
• 1:11:55
  today, like steak and all that? Yeah, we just need more
• 1:11:57
  gambling. We.
• 1:12:00
  Won't need taxes at all because the boomers will go and spend it
• 1:12:04
  all at the gambling things you see.
• 1:12:06
  Well. Or or or they'll, or they'll
• 1:12:09
  just go on DraftKings or, you know, whatever is the, the, the
• 1:12:13
  sports. There you go, DraftKings, and we
• 1:12:16
  get, we get all of the stake, all the betting apps.
• 1:12:20
  Yeah, we got to invest in that. The government should be running
• 1:12:24
  gambling. Oh oh damn, the Max I I I made
• 1:12:28
  fun of DraftKings. Now they'll never.
• 1:12:30
  Now they'll never sponsor. Brother, we do have government
• 1:12:34
  run gambling one, it's called the government itself because
• 1:12:37
  let's be honest, it's a gamble if they're going to do what the
• 1:12:40
  fuck we want. But 2 they run the Lotto, they
• 1:12:42
  run the state lottos. They run state lottos exactly.
• 1:12:45
  I suppose there should be a federal.
• 1:12:46
  War. We need more of that so that we
• 1:12:49
  can reduce. See the the lower middle class
• 1:12:53
  and below. If you put more gambling in
• 1:12:56
  front of them, you wouldn't have to tax them at all.
• 1:13:00
  Well, so that. And what else?
• 1:13:03
  What else is highly taxed that they would like?
• 1:13:05
  And beer. And cigarettes.
• 1:13:08
  Oh wait, they already do you. Need excise taxes?
• 1:13:13
  Hold the phone. So here's a thought.
• 1:13:22
  Oh God. They have.
• 1:13:24
  Fun. I'm with SO.
• 1:13:26
  You see, not only do they need gambling, they need a system by
• 1:13:31
  which they can get in advance because not everybody's got a
• 1:13:35
  check, you know, 2A week before, a week before the 1st of the
• 1:13:40
  month, you know what I mean? Not everybody's going to be on
• 1:13:42
  board. So they need some kind of system
• 1:13:45
  of credit. But it can't just be that it's a
• 1:13:48
  personal account. You see, you have to distribute
• 1:13:52
  this responsibility among the people because we are talking
• 1:13:55
  about a social safety net of sorts.
• 1:13:58
  So it could be a sort of, you know, a social credit, maybe
• 1:14:03
  even like a social, you know, it could be, it could be graded on
• 1:14:06
  your efforts. So like a score, like a social
• 1:14:09
  credit score of some sort. Oh, based on how many times you
• 1:14:14
  pull the jackpot lever, it goes higher.
• 1:14:18
  I like. Like a like a good citizen,
• 1:14:19
  right? Yeah, Yeah, I pivoted that one
• 1:14:26
  hard, didn't I? That took a second.
• 1:14:29
  You got to pull the jackpot lever and then you got to go
• 1:14:32
  over to the blackjack table and say hit me.
• 1:14:36
  And that's your requirement to get take part of the program and
• 1:14:41
  those tables too. We could rig those tables so
• 1:14:43
  that you win the bare minimum and you go back to the regular
• 1:14:46
  tables. For those who missed that bait
• 1:14:50
  and switch, that was me referencing China's social
• 1:14:52
  credit score. But just I'm sure you guys got
• 1:14:58
  it. Yeah.
• 1:15:00
  Oh yeah, I. Bought from it now.
• 1:15:02
  I got it. I the, the scary thing is, is
• 1:15:08
  there's at least there's at least one party, there's at
• 1:15:11
  least one side of the country who heard that.
• 1:15:16
  And it's like, wow, that's a great idea.
• 1:15:23
  The if you said mandatory homosexuality would be like,
• 1:15:27
  yeah, let me think about that. That sounds good.
• 1:15:29
  Well, you see, there's a there's the same people who would it,
• 1:15:32
  it's, it's one of those funny little things where there's a
• 1:15:35
  small difference that divides them into the horseshoe.
• 1:15:38
  You see, there's a group of people that would be very
• 1:15:40
  interested in having mandatory girlfriends.
• 1:15:44
  Then there's then there's another group of people that
• 1:15:46
  would be very interested in having mandatory boyfriends.
• 1:15:50
  And it depends on who you are and how that affects you
• 1:15:54
  personally as to whether or not you're a communist or a fascist.
• 1:15:59
  Yeah. And then the and then the.
• 1:16:01
  Really funny. Right now.
• 1:16:02
  Shut up, nerd. Rest of us are like hop out of a
• 1:16:07
  helicopter man, I don't care which one.
• 1:16:11
  Well, that's where it goes eventually.
• 1:16:14
  Right now it's just annoying. And I'm not saying without a
• 1:16:16
  parachute. We're like, oh cops stop these
• 1:16:20
  assholes from acting like assholes in the streets, but
• 1:16:23
  eventually you get Pinochet. Yeah, I mean, that's The thing
• 1:16:29
  is people don't realize how quickly the shit hits the fan.
• 1:16:33
  You know, the Bosnian meme was pretty fucking accurate.
• 1:16:37
  And they don't realize how quickly you hit the ground after
• 1:16:40
  being thrown out of a helicopter, either.
• 1:16:44
  Terminal velocity is about 120 miles an hour.
• 1:16:48
  There's roller coasters that go that fast.
• 1:16:49
  You can feel the fucking back of your skull pressing towards the
• 1:16:53
  front and that headrest. And just enough time to think
• 1:16:57
  about it. Yeah, you get to recognize you
• 1:17:02
  are about to die and then you don't get to contemplate it
• 1:17:05
  much, but you do get to shit your pants.
• 1:17:07
  Although. I gotta say the the Scarface
• 1:17:11
  version of it is much cooler where they hang the guy out the
• 1:17:14
  helicopter. That shit, like just for a
• 1:17:19
  visual, that shit says we go hard as fuck.
• 1:17:27
  So, so So what you're saying is we we hang a sawn piker out of a
• 1:17:31
  helicopter like that? No, no, no.
• 1:17:34
  At least Todd. Piker is a terrorist.
• 1:17:38
  I am saying that we might consider hanging terrorists, and
• 1:17:42
  if he so happens to be one, well.
• 1:17:46
  Exactly. That would be decided by a court
• 1:17:49
  though, Sam. I'm an American after all.
• 1:17:54
  Well, you see, he he only he's not a terrorist, he just
• 1:17:57
  materially supports them, which, you know, also against the law.
• 1:18:01
  It's against the law that one, to be fair, doesn't get you
• 1:18:04
  hung. No, it gets you put in a jail
• 1:18:08
  cell with someone who is hung. That's right, that one gets you
• 1:18:11
  raped. Well, he might.
• 1:18:14
  He might like that though. He might like that though.
• 1:18:18
  We all joke about that, but then when that big hairy cellmate who
• 1:18:23
  doesn't bathe very much looks across the room at them, they
• 1:18:26
  probably don't like it as much as you think.
• 1:18:33
  Even if there, I mean, Chris Cantwell denies having had sex
• 1:18:38
  in jail in all his years there with men, but he says he had mad
• 1:18:42
  sex on the outside. And to some degree I believe him
• 1:18:45
  because I think that the caliber of men in there, I mean, at
• 1:18:49
  least by choice, the caliber of men in there probably wasn't the
• 1:18:54
  best pickings of society on account of its jail.
• 1:18:59
  Sure, Yeah, maybe let's go to prison.
• 1:19:03
  It's not necessarily going to be a picnic in that regard.
• 1:19:07
  Hey, man, Good. Hey man, beggars cannot be
• 1:19:11
  choosers. Well, like for example, what if
• 1:19:15
  you're a top? Exactly.
• 1:19:21
  Not anymore, bitch. Like that movie, Let's go to
• 1:19:29
  prison? There you go.
• 1:19:36
  Hey, you know, it's I, I, I don't even know what my point
• 1:19:47
  point was. That's right, because we veered
• 1:19:51
  off into prison rape jokes. It happened I honest.
• 1:19:59
  Sam, we were talking about how communists aren't actually
• 1:20:02
  people. Well, I mean, I mean that that's
• 1:20:05
  kind of the, that's kind of the, that's kind of the overarching,
• 1:20:09
  you know, theme of the show. Oh wait, no, we also included
• 1:20:13
  fascists. Fair.
• 1:20:15
  Yeah, let's keep it going, yeah. They're all socialists, yeah.
• 1:20:19
  Right. Yeah, Socialists, communists,
• 1:20:21
  fascists, whatever. Are you?
• 1:20:24
  An American, that's my big question now.
• 1:20:27
  Like I'll throw in the Canadians and the most of the Brits and
• 1:20:34
  what the Irish and you know, are you an American?
• 1:20:38
  If not, I don't think I can trust you.
• 1:20:41
  And the good thing, Sam, is the Americans that you can't trust,
• 1:20:44
  when you ask that question, they will either say no and lie to
• 1:20:49
  you and say they're not American or or they will say yes but
• 1:20:53
  they're absolutely disgusted so you can spot them immediately.
• 1:20:59
  Now, now, which one would you put like, you know, all all
• 1:21:04
  these, you know, grifters into like, like Candace Owens and
• 1:21:09
  Tucker? I think that we should have a
• 1:21:15
  like, all right. You familiar with streamer
• 1:21:18
  houses, Sam? Yes, I am.
• 1:21:22
  OK, bear with me. A streamer camp, right where we
• 1:21:28
  take all the grifters and we have them face off like, and we,
• 1:21:33
  we could have Jet Neptune and Sam Hyde run this.
• 1:21:37
  That's my suggestion. And it would be like challenges
• 1:21:41
  and things that they would do on a daily basis for an audience.
• 1:21:45
  And then you'd be able also to like send in chat messages.
• 1:21:50
  I I like this. Yeah, basically just fish tank,
• 1:21:54
  but for grifters and it's not consensual and you can't leave.
• 1:22:00
  And then we have Frank Hassle come in and throw a poop on you.
• 1:22:03
  It'll be great. I I don't, I don't like to see
• 1:22:09
  Tucker continuously try and LARP as a New Englander, well,
• 1:22:12
  getting, well, getting, you know, thesis thrown at him.
• 1:22:19
  A little like Sam Hyde running Arkham Asylum, but for grifters.
• 1:22:26
  Well, yeah, that would be that would be very, that would be
• 1:22:29
  very entertaining. I mean, if he's too busy, I
• 1:22:33
  could definitely figure out some ways to keep them.
• 1:22:37
  I mean, they're, they're entertainers by trade, Sam,
• 1:22:40
  right? They're all about entertaining
• 1:22:42
  and they have no shame. We've proven this.
• 1:22:45
  So I will have them eating dog food.
• 1:22:48
  I will have them fighting over their nightly rations and voting
• 1:22:52
  each other off of the island. But they don't get to leave.
• 1:22:55
  That's the twist, Sam. They get voted off the island
• 1:22:57
  and then they have to stay. To be fair, they never really
• 1:23:02
  left the island in the other shows either, right?
• 1:23:04
  They just got to go stay at the hotel.
• 1:23:08
  But in this case, they have to sleep in the bedroom with
• 1:23:11
  everybody that voted them out. I would do all kinds of fun
• 1:23:20
  stuff, physical challenges, boxing, kickboxing.
• 1:23:25
  We would have obstacle courses. Have you ever seen Double Dare
• 1:23:29
  Sam? Long time ago, long time ago,
• 1:23:34
  but yes. Add in some spikes and grinders
• 1:23:39
  and things. Oh, Oh, dear God, have have have
• 1:23:45
  you seen Tucker Carlson that that guy couldn't do one of
• 1:23:48
  those? He.
• 1:23:51
  Might. I will sell Sam.
• 1:23:53
  He might die if. You put a cocaine barrier after
• 1:23:55
  him. We're going to put we're going
• 1:23:58
  to put Tucker Carlson and Hassan Piker as roommates.
• 1:24:05
  Keep them away from the ghosts. Please.
• 1:24:08
  Yeah. No goats present at all.
• 1:24:10
  Like you can't have goats around.
• 1:24:12
  There's going to be Hassan there.
• 1:24:14
  You also can't have dogs. Yep.
• 1:24:20
  Cuz Candace is there and she might eat it.
• 1:24:23
  Yeah. People thought I was going to go
• 1:24:26
  with the shocking thing. How's he going to shock anybody?
• 1:24:29
  He's in a jail. I mean a camp.
• 1:24:31
  I mean a stream camp, content camp Sam.
• 1:24:36
  It's called Content Camp. It it, it would be very funny if
• 1:24:41
  if now it will be. It would be very funny if if, if
• 1:24:45
  Hassan got a collar put on him. That's day one.
• 1:24:51
  We're going to put a shot caller on everybody.
• 1:24:54
  That's the twist, Sam. You think we're going to put one
• 1:24:56
  on Hassan? No, we're going to put a shock
• 1:24:58
  color on everybody and we're going to give Hassan a button
• 1:25:01
  that will shock them all at once and tell him not to press it.
• 1:25:08
  See, I can think of things to do.
• 1:25:11
  This would be content. People would watch Sam.
• 1:25:17
  We're going to, we're going to water.
• 1:25:19
  Board Hassan to get all his secrets out so that we know
• 1:25:23
  where he planted the bombs. I mean allegedly planted the
• 1:25:28
  propaganda. That.
• 1:25:33
  Live water boarding? Is that not content Sam?
• 1:25:37
  Have you ever? Seen a live waterboarding?
• 1:25:39
  You've seen a LiveLeak waterboarding but have you seen
• 1:25:42
  it live? And did chat get to send in text
• 1:25:45
  messages while it was going on? I don't think so.
• 1:25:49
  No I, no I. Gets to do the waterboarding of
• 1:25:53
  Hassan Asmin golf. Of course I, I don't, I don't
• 1:26:01
  pay for it. I will pay for that.
• 1:26:03
  See Can't review Sam. We could have and you wouldn't
• 1:26:07
  need Netflix. You wouldn't need a subscription
• 1:26:09
  to anything else. You would just subscribe to this
• 1:26:13
  and you can watch all of these annoying grifters.
• 1:26:16
  We'll get that fucking that Hee Haw bitch the the hawk to a
• 1:26:21
  girl. She'll be in there sucking all
• 1:26:23
  the Dicks. Candace will be right there with
• 1:26:26
  her sucking all the Dicks too. We'll have who else is annoying
• 1:26:30
  Johnny Somali. Once he's out of prison, he's
• 1:26:33
  going to show up. He's just going to move in.
• 1:26:35
  He's going to throw noodles at everybody and act like an
• 1:26:38
  asshole, and he's going to get beat up.
• 1:26:40
  Everybody will pay to see Johnny smile, get beat up.
• 1:26:43
  Who's going to beat him up, Sam? Brock fucking Lesnar.
• 1:26:47
  Will, will will. Will we have will we have big
• 1:26:50
  Alaska show up at one point big? Alaska is probably going to have
• 1:26:56
  to be like. What big to ask?
• 1:26:59
  You would be part of like, he'd be the guy that snitches on
• 1:27:02
  everybody. He's he's the challenge, you see
• 1:27:06
  he likes butt stuff. So they're going to have to deal
• 1:27:09
  with that. That's right, anybody who's ever
• 1:27:13
  done butt stuff on camera too. So that drunken peasant guy,
• 1:27:16
  Gavin McGuinness, all that They go in the content cave too.
• 1:27:22
  Oh God, the Amazing Atheist. Yeah, disappeared hard.
• 1:27:29
  Well, that banana disappeared up his rectum.
• 1:27:34
  That took so long to catch up with him again and again.
• 1:27:38
  I imagine it took a long time to get a banana in his asshole.
• 1:27:44
  Why would you even? You know, because find him.
• 1:27:49
  Because he's a gay man, Sam. Why else would you put a banana
• 1:27:55
  in your butt? I you mean 1?
• 1:27:59
  The bigger. One valid reason you would put a
• 1:28:03
  banana in your butt, besides being at least partially gay.
• 1:28:10
  I. Why would you film it?
• 1:28:14
  Yeah, I can't think of. Yeah.
• 1:28:17
  I can't think of a good. I can't think of a good.
• 1:28:20
  I can't think of a good reason. Sam, if aliens came down and
• 1:28:26
  they put their ray guns to your face and they said, Sam, it's
• 1:28:30
  your time, we're calling you out.
• 1:28:33
  Do you love America? What would you say?
• 1:28:38
  Fuck yeah I do. Now what if they said here's a
• 1:28:42
  banana? Here's a banana, and if you
• 1:28:46
  don't put it in your butt, we're going to destroy America right
• 1:28:52
  now. Sam, would you put the banana in
• 1:28:54
  your butt to save America? Sam I I I would be.
• 1:29:07
  Now, you know these are real aliens that you can't.
• 1:29:10
  There's no like it because it's a hypothetical so that all base
• 1:29:14
  is covered. You know, they have a doomsday
• 1:29:16
  device and it is pointed at America and they have the power
• 1:29:20
  to do this, and the only way to stop it for some fucking
• 1:29:23
  unforeseen reason, through the power of comedy.
• 1:29:28
  This is their request, and if you do it, they're going to
• 1:29:31
  leave. But if you don't, America is
• 1:29:34
  doomed. It all rides on Sam Whitfield's
• 1:29:40
  rectum and how much potassium? Never mind.
• 1:29:48
  I mean, I mean, I guess we do. What do you put it that way?
• 1:29:53
  I would. I got to give, I got to give
• 1:29:57
  Shmuley a credit on this one because the original is would
• 1:30:00
  you suck a Dick for America? But the banana in the butt works
• 1:30:04
  equally as good. But he got so many people with
• 1:30:07
  that one over the years. Because that's the trick, right?
• 1:30:10
  You're putting somebody on the spot.
• 1:30:11
  It's like, would you fucking do this embarrassing thing?
• 1:30:14
  And you're like, yeah, but I do love America.
• 1:30:16
  And I would be a big hypocrite if I said no.
• 1:30:20
  Fuck that shit. That's easy.
• 1:30:24
  I think the bullet man suck. A Dick to save America.
• 1:30:28
  There's been a few, there have been a few poles, there have
• 1:30:32
  been a few poles that have been put out on X recently involving
• 1:30:35
  some very disgusting options. And often times they are framed
• 1:30:38
  with gun to your head. I'm like, oh, I've got option
• 1:30:41
  five. I'm pulling the trigger.
• 1:30:46
  It's the aliens. I'm pressing the button, I'm
• 1:30:48
  making sure that there's they're handcuffed to the fucking table
• 1:30:52
  to die with the rest of us. Yeah.
• 1:30:56
  Oh, well, I mean, in, in, in this one, see, I mean, death is
• 1:31:01
  the other option regardless, right?
• 1:31:03
  You're not just gonna you're American, aren't you?
• 1:31:07
  You think you're excluded? Now, now, now the question is in
• 1:31:15
  saving America, would, would things like actually improve or
• 1:31:22
  would they just stay the the would they stay?
• 1:31:26
  Over it improves. It now has a recording of you
• 1:31:29
  putting a banana up your butt. That's true, and that saved the
• 1:31:34
  world, or at least America. But did.
• 1:31:38
  Well. You'll.
• 1:31:40
  Be a hero, Sam. There'll be a picture of you
• 1:31:42
  with a banana on your butt on every billboard.
• 1:31:49
  Well, I well, well, I don't know.
• 1:31:52
  I don't know, May maybe America isn't worth saving.
• 1:31:55
  That's. Damn, with a banana sticking out
• 1:32:02
  then downtown Times Square he go has to go to the opening.
• 1:32:06
  I get it, never mind. You have gifts of that guy
• 1:32:10
  going. It's peanut butter Jelly time
• 1:32:11
  everywhere. Now.
• 1:32:15
  Series named Banana Butt. Now.
• 1:32:19
  Now would Martheus do that? Well, we removed his rectum.
• 1:32:25
  How else is he going to function as a robot in outer space if he
• 1:32:28
  has to shit all the time? We'll we'll think, we'll think
• 1:32:38
  of something equally humiliating for him.
• 1:32:41
  Well. My my question is who has access
• 1:32:47
  to this compliment? It's published internationally,
• 1:32:51
  it's a global phenomenon. It's on.
• 1:32:54
  Well, yeah, there's there's. As it happens.
• 1:32:56
  They're streaming. I'm sorry, America.
• 1:33:03
  Like, like the aliens. They're aliens.
• 1:33:05
  So they're beaming this, the events going on of you saying
• 1:33:09
  yes or no to the whole world at once, and everybody's waiting
• 1:33:13
  with bated breath. Are you gonna put never mind?
• 1:33:16
  I can't. Wait, I'm sorry, America.
• 1:33:20
  Now, now, would you do it back? You're the one asking.
• 1:33:23
  You're the one asking the weird question.
• 1:33:25
  Don't let me put it back on you. Of course, to save America
• 1:33:31
  millions, hundreds of millions of lives.
• 1:33:34
  Sam, you can laugh at me. It's OK.
• 1:33:39
  The real joy hypothetical is worth being, you know, the guy.
• 1:33:46
  Like, look, there's worse things you could have to do to save
• 1:33:52
  America, is all I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
• 1:33:58
  Mean if if I'm presented with banana up the butt or fuck Lily
• 1:34:02
  Phillips banana's a comment. Oof, Yeah, that's, yeah, that's
• 1:34:11
  a tough one. I I was going to say, well,
• 1:34:14
  jeez, Hillary Clinton is actually worse.
• 1:34:20
  OK, Oh fine, Sam. Hillary Clinton or Lily
• 1:34:24
  Phillips? Lily Phillips actually is
• 1:34:32
  actually Is there like a? Is there?
• 1:34:36
  Is there like a? Is there a?
• 1:34:37
  Is there a gun on the table? Yes, OK, well, it's Gun Lily
• 1:34:46
  Phillips for Hillary. All right, how about this?
• 1:34:50
  You have to you have to sodomize one of them in order to get the
• 1:34:55
  the first bullet. What's what's the order of
• 1:35:00
  operations here? Who's to get to be first?
• 1:35:07
  Probably, probably all Boy Phillips.
• 1:35:11
  There are 5 bullets available so that at the end, should you
• 1:35:14
  choose, you can skip suicide and put two in the head of the
• 1:35:18
  person who put this whole thing together.
• 1:35:22
  I got nothing to do with that. I wouldn't try to contain
• 1:35:26
  Hillary Clinton. That's like trying to contain
• 1:35:29
  Beelzebub. I mean, by the end of it, it
• 1:35:32
  might be with Bruce Willis and Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction when
• 1:35:38
  they both says, hey, you all right?
• 1:35:41
  No, I am not all right. Hillary Clinton's into young
• 1:35:49
  girls anyway, so it's fine. Yeah.
• 1:35:55
  Well, she's into them. She's on top of them on
• 1:35:58
  occasion, she's around them. She's feasting on their remains.
• 1:36:05
  So what you're saying is she filmed the Internet with Monica?
• 1:36:10
  Yeah. The only question is whether
• 1:36:12
  that probably whether that tape will come out before or after
• 1:36:18
  the frazzle drip tape. Oof.
• 1:36:26
  Oof, Sir, oof. I am.
• 1:36:33
  But Pizza gate's not real, guys. It just so happens that Jeffrey
• 1:36:38
  Epstein always talked about pizza.
• 1:36:41
  Topical dude. They're looking at opening up a
• 1:36:44
  pizza gate investigation. Finally, about fucking time.
• 1:36:51
  Again. Again.
• 1:36:53
  I mean, the news is going on about aliens.
• 1:36:56
  They. Debunked it.
• 1:36:57
  The news just said it was debunked and that was that.
• 1:37:00
  Oh yeah, yeah. The guy who said it was debunked
• 1:37:03
  ended up having a boatload of child porn.
• 1:37:06
  Go figure. Funny that.
• 1:37:11
  Yeah, funny how it works. Thing ties back into what's his
• 1:37:15
  face? Podesta and his brother, too.
• 1:37:17
  Yeah, Captain, password with an ampersand.
• 1:37:19
  Sorry at sign. Which means it's also, in a way
• 1:37:26
  tied to those bathroom server emails and all that.
• 1:37:32
  Well, the one guy entered that pizza shop and walked over to
• 1:37:37
  that backroom and shot through the door into the computers.
• 1:37:41
  Allegedly that was it. Allegedly that was it, you know,
• 1:37:46
  gave up and got arrested or whatever.
• 1:37:50
  Yeah, they they frame it as a mass shooting, although like no
• 1:37:53
  matter how you look at it, there is no reported victim at all and
• 1:37:57
  it's questionable whether or not shots were even fired.
• 1:38:02
  Well, as I well, as I understand it, the distinction now is it's
• 1:38:06
  they split the category. They have a mass shooting which
• 1:38:09
  involves more than a certain number of people, and a mass
• 1:38:13
  casualty event is where more than it's either three or four
• 1:38:16
  people are harmed, which, you know, it's like, come on.
• 1:38:22
  Making that distinction at the time.
• 1:38:24
  To be fair, I think they just wanted you to think that a bunch
• 1:38:29
  of people got shot by a crazy conspiracy theorist.
• 1:38:32
  Right. Which leads into to be to be
• 1:38:35
  fair, that's the exact kind of thing I would expect, especially
• 1:38:38
  after that conversation a couple of weeks ago with Rob Rosen,
• 1:38:41
  which I still say people should go check out.
• 1:38:43
  Oh. Yeah.
• 1:38:44
  One of our better episodes ever. He basically said.
• 1:38:47
  That's how the meeting works, right, Is that, you know, a
• 1:38:51
  reporter there would OfferUp the story that way because their
• 1:38:55
  agenda is a certain thing. And so their way would be like,
• 1:38:59
  well, if we'd frame it like this was this crazed mass shooting of
• 1:39:02
  a psychopath that heard conspiracies online.
• 1:39:05
  We can demonize it and and you know, make these extremists on 4
• 1:39:10
  Chan look crazy or whatever. They already do look crazy.
• 1:39:15
  Oh, they do. And it it.
• 1:39:17
  It's not hard, but OK. Crazy here.
• 1:39:20
  They didn't want them to talk about.
• 1:39:22
  The problem with the 4 Chan crazies is they're not always
• 1:39:25
  wrong. That's.
• 1:39:28
  True, that's. The real problem?
• 1:39:29
  You know that the 4 Chan crazies get stuff right sometimes and
• 1:39:32
  they don't like that at all. It's it's funny because the 4
• 1:39:35
  Chan crazies getting stuff right riles up the establishment more
• 1:39:39
  than Alex Jones ever did. Yeah.
• 1:39:43
  When the crazies on 4 Chan are right, they start freaking out.
• 1:39:47
  Well, well that that's how the whole you know, Q Anon thing
• 1:39:51
  started right? Like it's like Q Anon from what
• 1:39:54
  I Remember. Remember literally started as
• 1:39:56
  like a shit host joke from like 4 Chan 2.
• 1:40:00
  Moderators on 4 Chan. They were behind it and it
• 1:40:05
  spiraled out of their control. And then?
• 1:40:07
  Everybody started doing it. Real.
• 1:40:10
  And you say who's Q and it's it's nobody.
• 1:40:14
  Yeah, that's the problem. And now my.
• 1:40:17
  Somebody close to the whole, they know what's up.
• 1:40:20
  Don't worry about who it is. Listen to what it's.
• 1:40:23
  Saying it's a community scale Ouija board, that's the funniest
• 1:40:26
  part of it. And then and then and then, and
• 1:40:29
  then in 2020, I had my, I had my, I had my baby boomer
• 1:40:33
  neighbor, like texting me, you know, shit.
• 1:40:38
  And they thought. Trust the plan.
• 1:40:40
  They they thought that. They thought that he was real.
• 1:40:45
  Well, I'm I feel bad for those. AFK Junior's not dead 1.
• 1:40:51
  Oh yeah, that. Yeah, that.
• 1:40:53
  One for President too. And somehow his politics are
• 1:40:58
  just the perfect politics of all time for you personally, whoever
• 1:41:02
  you are I'm talking to. What an.
• 1:41:06
  Attractive theory. This mysterious figure that you
• 1:41:09
  don't know much about is going to come back from the dead and
• 1:41:13
  save everybody because his dad got murdered in the 60s and
• 1:41:17
  boomers have a mythology about that.
• 1:41:21
  My my. Reality is JFK Junior was a
• 1:41:25
  party animal Playboy and really didn't have much politics.
• 1:41:29
  OK. Yeah.
• 1:41:32
  No, no, my, no. My my favorite thing with that
• 1:41:36
  Max is, is the JFK Junior allegedly faked his death
• 1:41:43
  specifically so that he could so that he could run as Trump's
• 1:41:48
  vice president in 2024. Almost the full 2 decades after
• 1:41:55
  his alleged non death. Well, he planned it exactly,
• 1:42:00
  exactly like exactly like that. Because anybody could have seen
• 1:42:06
  that Trump was going to be president.
• 1:42:09
  Anybody could have seen that Obama was going to be president,
• 1:42:12
  too, and then people might not like him very much.
• 1:42:14
  Yeah, it's amazing that people bought into that for one second.
• 1:42:18
  But it's like I say, there's a mythology about JFK,
• 1:42:21
  particularly among boomers, and anything that you can directly
• 1:42:25
  tie to him, they have almost mysticism about it.
• 1:42:30
  So just the name JFK, you see they get this way with RFK
• 1:42:34
  Junior in a lot of ways, right? And it's like that.
• 1:42:37
  And and then half of them now they're triggered because he's a
• 1:42:40
  Trump guy. Yeah.
• 1:42:44
  So the. Kennedy name holds wait for
• 1:42:46
  people almost like a like as almost messianic figure to a
• 1:42:51
  boomers on the left especially. And I, and I will, I will say
• 1:42:54
  this, I, I do worry about that kind of with, I do kind of worry
• 1:43:00
  about that a little bit with, with Charlie Couric, because
• 1:43:05
  I've seen a lot of these same people like trying to basically
• 1:43:12
  turn Charlie Cook into like a St.
• 1:43:14
  And they've said some like, well, well, he would have been,
• 1:43:17
  he would have been like a future president in the United States.
• 1:43:19
  And it's like, well, maybe. When that came up, Sam and I
• 1:43:23
  immediately said he he didn't commit any miracles.
• 1:43:26
  How could he be a St. Can't they be posthumous though?
• 1:43:31
  No, you have to have done miracles.
• 1:43:33
  I guess the miracles could be posthumous, but the Catholic
• 1:43:36
  Church has to consider the miracles.
• 1:43:38
  Right. That's why all I'm saying there
• 1:43:41
  is there's still a chance. Yeah, they won't do that.
• 1:43:45
  Almost. Certainly, probably not, but
• 1:43:46
  like, there's a chance. Yeah, but no, this, this whole,
• 1:43:52
  you know. It took them, it took them a
• 1:43:53
  long time to nominate Mother Teresa.
• 1:43:56
  That's true and she was a cunt. Well, what?
• 1:44:00
  Well. Like I and like I said, I'm not
• 1:44:02
  trying to speak I'll of, you know, of the dead, but all these
• 1:44:06
  people are like, well, like the conservative movement, like
• 1:44:10
  Charlie Hurric was the glue that, you know, kept the
• 1:44:13
  conservative movement together. It's like, OK, come on.
• 1:44:15
  Like, wasn't he? 31 when he passed like these
• 1:44:20
  people have such short minds. It's amazing to me.
• 1:44:25
  He's so young, he. He, he had a good, a really good
• 1:44:28
  decade of organizing and, and pushing things forward and
• 1:44:32
  speaking. I'm not trying to downplay that,
• 1:44:35
  but they act as if he had been, you know, leading some sort of
• 1:44:40
  movement for the longest time ever.
• 1:44:42
  No, let me tell you that there weren't a lot of unifying
• 1:44:46
  figures in the previous like 20 years of being a conservative
• 1:44:51
  unless you were a neoconservative.
• 1:44:53
  I'll say this, he he probably was their bigot that like he
• 1:44:58
  probably was the conservatives biggest ground game person.
• 1:45:04
  The Yeah, the. Organizing.
• 1:45:05
  That's why I. Wanted to throw that in there.
• 1:45:07
  Yeah, like, I'd say I'd say that.
• 1:45:09
  And like, and I do think that Erica Kirk is a royal fucking
• 1:45:16
  downgrade. Pardon my French roiled at Wow.
• 1:45:21
  I mean. As long as you don't think she's
• 1:45:22
  a robot that needs to be stabbed, we're probably fine.
• 1:45:27
  No, I mean I'm saying it it's she it's not good.
• 1:45:31
  I I and I'm not saying that Charlie Kirk was some great like
• 1:45:37
  St. by any stretch of the imagination, but like man,
• 1:45:43
  Erica, this sounds like at least at least there was some sort of
• 1:45:47
  like moderate kind of draw. And I think Erica, like with
• 1:45:52
  Erica, it's like very. You could.
• 1:45:54
  Tell it's. Very right, hard like I don't
• 1:46:00
  want to say hard right, but very.
• 1:46:02
  Yeah. Very hard, right?
• 1:46:04
  So like I, I it's, it's almost like a pushing people away kind
• 1:46:09
  of thing. Like I, I mean, shit, Charlie
• 1:46:12
  Kirk even had like lady lady manga.
• 1:46:15
  Now we we can have, we can have that conversation too, but.
• 1:46:18
  Like wait lady manga? Saying like, right, yeah, but I
• 1:46:22
  mean, I'm saying his, his, his, his messaging at least kind of
• 1:46:30
  brought people in even though they were weird too.
• 1:46:34
  But it was like a like with Erica, it's like.
• 1:46:37
  I think their thought process was that she might appeal to
• 1:46:41
  women internally if I were to take at why they did that.
• 1:46:45
  Probably. Well, yeah, I mean, I would
• 1:46:47
  agree with that. You remember it happened so fast
• 1:46:50
  after his death that she got named as the president.
• 1:46:52
  I I don't think that was a good thought at all, that they didn't
• 1:46:57
  need to immediately shove her into that position regardless if
• 1:47:01
  she wanted it or not. You're.
• 1:47:04
  Going to need like if you're going to replace Charlie Kirk,
• 1:47:06
  you need to be at first, first of all, you need to be able to
• 1:47:09
  interact with other people And, and I think Erica Kirk struggles
• 1:47:13
  a little bit in that regard. Like you, you could tell like
• 1:47:16
  when people are asking her questions, she kind of struggles
• 1:47:19
  to like interact. I'm like, holy God, you're going
• 1:47:23
  to you're you're not replacing Charlie Kirk like Charlie Kirk.
• 1:47:27
  Now again, say what you want, like he had a he did have flaws.
• 1:47:30
  He did have his little missteps or whatever, but like he at
• 1:47:33
  least knew how to interact with others.
• 1:47:37
  Like there was a very. There's.
• 1:47:40
  Like an interactive bubble there that's missing.
• 1:47:43
  He did. He did something we often talk
• 1:47:46
  about on the show, which is to meet people where they are at.
• 1:47:49
  Yeah, yeah. Not where you want them to be.
• 1:47:52
  Yeah. To be to be fair, though, to
• 1:47:55
  like her not being super sharp, like like you have to consider
• 1:48:00
  there too, Like, you know, she had she little got thrust into
• 1:48:04
  this position like immediately after her husband died.
• 1:48:08
  When you know, like she's, she's cat, she's catatonic, basically.
• 1:48:13
  Yeah. That's a good point is that it
• 1:48:16
  still has not been a full calendar year.
• 1:48:19
  Yeah. Which is why I would have said
• 1:48:22
  not to put her in that position regardless of if she wants it or
• 1:48:25
  whatever. Even if you think she's the best
• 1:48:27
  one for the job, it seems maybe not the best idea.
• 1:48:31
  Probably not the best time, probably not the best time for
• 1:48:34
  it either. Like I, I don't, it's hard for
• 1:48:36
  me to imagine that that like, I mean, how do you, how are you
• 1:48:40
  ever going to get ready? But like, I don't, I don't think
• 1:48:43
  that like like like Erica really wasn't a figure before.
• 1:48:50
  I. Before, before Charlie was
• 1:48:53
  assassinated, like I, I don't like I I'd I'd never seen her.
• 1:48:58
  I'd involved. Makes.
• 1:48:59
  Sense photos like beyond that, like I like and then all of a
• 1:49:03
  sudden she's like in the in front of the spotlight and I I
• 1:49:07
  I'm like, is she really or is that a wise idea to put her in
• 1:49:11
  front? It's fine.
• 1:49:12
  I would say it's fine for her to attributes and things have been
• 1:49:17
  on a stage, but the fact that she is center stage with the
• 1:49:21
  spotlight on her as the most important person there is
• 1:49:24
  probably just not a wise idea for somebody in the mourning for
• 1:49:27
  their. Husband.
• 1:49:28
  Yeah, well, and then. And then every time she tries to
• 1:49:32
  come off confident, calm, happy, somebody takes that picture and
• 1:49:36
  says, see, she just lost her husband, but she's smiling and
• 1:49:40
  it makes her look bad. And it shouldn't.
• 1:49:43
  You're allowed to move on in life.
• 1:49:45
  You're allowed to have moments where you smile, moments where
• 1:49:48
  you laugh. All that shit's normal.
• 1:49:50
  But when they're at your throat all the time, like they are with
• 1:49:53
  her, she wasn't cut out for that.
• 1:49:57
  Like we're I, I, I think A and, and that there's to be the
• 1:50:02
  biggest, the biggest problem, and this goes into a broader
• 1:50:07
  issue too, is just like Republicans, conservatives,
• 1:50:11
  whatever, they're not ready. They're still not ready for the
• 1:50:17
  left. And I'm like, and like the left
• 1:50:20
  is very, now you, we could say how weird they are, how much of
• 1:50:24
  a joke they are and all that stuff.
• 1:50:25
  But they're, they're evil. Like it's like they're, they're,
• 1:50:31
  they're evil. You know they're evil and
• 1:50:33
  they're not prepared, they're not ready, they're not
• 1:50:37
  distinguished. They're willing to do awful
• 1:50:39
  things that most conservatives are not willing to.
• 1:50:43
  Do right there's there's a. Danger.
• 1:50:44
  There's a danger. To that there's a legit danger
• 1:50:47
  to that when you're when you're when your enemy is willing to go
• 1:50:51
  to the depths of hell and there is no low that they're not
• 1:50:55
  willing to go that is scared. That's scary.
• 1:50:59
  And like, and I don't think they're and I don't think that
• 1:51:03
  any anyone on the right is really ready to tackle that.
• 1:51:06
  I don't even and honestly, I don't even think Trump is.
• 1:51:10
  I don't think Trump, I, I think he no, I think, I mean, he's
• 1:51:16
  doing the best job with what he can, but like, dude, he doesn't.
• 1:51:21
  I don't even think I think I think he came into this and I
• 1:51:23
  don't even think he knew quite the the magnitude of like the,
• 1:51:30
  the, the depravity that is the left.
• 1:51:33
  Well, I, I think, I think he knows now because of what they
• 1:51:37
  because of what they tried to do to him.
• 1:51:39
  It like definitely in term 1. I I also think, Phil, I don't
• 1:51:42
  know if you caught this part, but like, I was laughing my ass
• 1:51:47
  off because I, I think what Trump did and like calling out,
• 1:51:51
  you know, Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens is like rifting
• 1:51:54
  asshole. I think that was, I think that
• 1:51:56
  was genius, too. Yeah.
• 1:51:58
  So. Yeah, I mean, I, I mean, I
• 1:52:00
  don't, I don't think that. And I, I think that this is a
• 1:52:05
  well, I, I agree with you, Sam. I I and, and like, I, I don't
• 1:52:12
  think, I don't think those moves are going to alienate people as
• 1:52:17
  much as I think they people were saying, like people were saying,
• 1:52:20
  oh, you're good. You're alienating your own base.
• 1:52:22
  Well, they're not the base. Like they're the, the people
• 1:52:26
  that are following Candace and Nick and all these people now.
• 1:52:30
  They're not really the base now like.
• 1:52:32
  I mentioned that one thing I've noticed is the usual like edgy
• 1:52:38
  lefties I follow have started almost worshipping Nick Fuentes.
• 1:52:42
  Yeah. He's one of them now, like they
• 1:52:45
  love him. But I mean, but I mean, it's,
• 1:52:47
  it's the like even the Tucker Carlson, it's the weird
• 1:52:50
  conspiracy weirdos now that are following Tucker.
• 1:52:54
  It's like the the the. Kind.
• 1:52:55
  And you know he's getting. And.
• 1:52:57
  He's getting money, but they think.
• 1:52:59
  They think Tucker's the more respectable Alex Jones,
• 1:53:02
  basically. Yeah, you.
• 1:53:06
  Know what I mean? I and I don't think Alex and I
• 1:53:08
  and honestly, I don't think Alex Jones is, is, is the guy he once
• 1:53:14
  was. Like I don't, I don't think he,
• 1:53:16
  I think he's changed. I think, I think he's, you know,
• 1:53:20
  which I, I, these are, these are people.
• 1:53:22
  And in in that regard, Trump is correct.
• 1:53:25
  I mean, factually speaking he's correct.
• 1:53:29
  Like. Well, well, Alex Jones, the
• 1:53:32
  thing that has always kind of worked me with him is he claims
• 1:53:36
  that he that he built that he was the one who basically built
• 1:53:40
  Trump's, you know, candidacy. And it's like, and it's like,
• 1:53:44
  no, Trump, Trump did, Trump did. Like, I like, I've, I've always
• 1:53:51
  thought that Alex Jones was, was a kook.
• 1:53:55
  Like even even during like the mid 2000s.
• 1:53:58
  I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, like.
• 1:54:03
  Alex Jones had I'm not going to, I'm not going to, I'm not going
• 1:54:08
  to, you know, lie and say that Alex Jones didn't have value.
• 1:54:13
  Of course he had tremendous value.
• 1:54:15
  However, he got overtime, you know, and, and I think this is
• 1:54:21
  kind of what Trump is kind of saying they got, they got
• 1:54:24
  weirder, like they got more conspiracy.
• 1:54:27
  Theories they. Got more nutty and they're like
• 1:54:31
  even Candace like, she said. Like with the Israel stuff,
• 1:54:35
  tight everything and Israel this and all that.
• 1:54:38
  Like I'm like, come on. We live in an age where you can
• 1:54:41
  use AI to just spin up your own new conspiracy theory in about 5
• 1:54:46
  minutes. Yeah.
• 1:54:47
  Yeah. Whole new world if you're if you
• 1:54:51
  have no shame in what you're selling.
• 1:54:54
  And if, and honestly, like, I don't know if you if you know
• 1:54:58
  this, but it's you know, like you even have like even have
• 1:55:03
  psychologist like saying, yeah, like it's not an official
• 1:55:06
  diagnosis. But you know, people are saying,
• 1:55:08
  yeah, we're pretty sure she's actually schizophrenic.
• 1:55:11
  And it's like, well, yeah, no shit.
• 1:55:14
  It seems like she's, you know? Schizophrenic, I mean, you got a
• 1:55:19
  lot. I mean you got a lot even in the
• 1:55:21
  mental health field. It's like as long as you, as
• 1:55:24
  long as you have a couple traits on, on the, the, the DSM 5,
• 1:55:29
  they'll they'll put you on meds like you don't have.
• 1:55:32
  You don't have to meet all the criteria to be out of the
• 1:55:34
  personality disorder for them to put you on meds.
• 1:55:37
  Meets that's a little less like DSM and a little more general is
• 1:55:42
  I think we can all agree some of her shit is delusional.
• 1:55:47
  There's a, there's a there's. Without a doubt, there's a
• 1:55:49
  personality disorder there without a.
• 1:55:51
  Doubt. And I wouldn't want to, I
• 1:55:53
  wouldn't want to diagnose it like that because I I'm not
• 1:55:56
  equipped to do so. But I definitely feel like what
• 1:55:59
  she says often times strikes me as delusional.
• 1:56:03
  There's no other. Word.
• 1:56:03
  I could, I would bet, I would bet money if you sat her with
• 1:56:10
  with a mental health professional and you gave her
• 1:56:14
  the with enough time to check boxes, you could diagnose her.
• 1:56:19
  You could diagnose her yourself. Yeah.
• 1:56:22
  Yeah, I just, I wouldn't, but it's.
• 1:56:25
  I wouldn't, no. I mean, I'm not and I'm not
• 1:56:26
  going to say I'm not going to pinpoint one thing or another.
• 1:56:30
  What they say that she has, what I'm trying to get that.
• 1:56:32
  From is that the average person can for to a large degree
• 1:56:36
  understand looking at her. But yeah, this is like
• 1:56:39
  delusional fucking behavior. Maybe even not medically, but
• 1:56:43
  you're saying some shit that if you believe it, is concerning.
• 1:56:47
  Yeah. There's about I'm, I'm pretty
• 1:56:51
  sure that I'd like, like, I'd, I've questioned it like for me,
• 1:56:56
  I've questioned if there is even drug use involved there too,
• 1:57:00
  'cause like I like, like, yeah, there there wasn't there, wasn't
• 1:57:04
  there something online that that I was saying.
• 1:57:06
  Now of course, you know, if you read it on the Internet, it must
• 1:57:09
  be true, right? But like.
• 1:57:12
  Well. If if you like with the the
• 1:57:17
  husband, the farmer guy or whatever, doesn't he have like a
• 1:57:20
  criminal rap sheet too or like? Yeah, well, well, all all I know
• 1:57:25
  Phil is like you and I both know, you know it kind of how we
• 1:57:29
  know each other's. We both know Shawn's Manko, who,
• 1:57:33
  you know, who's with, you know, Uncen.
• 1:57:37
  Yeah, uncensored America. And he said that like a lot of
• 1:57:41
  these influencers, like they, you know, without naming names,
• 1:57:45
  like a lot of them use recreational drugs.
• 1:57:48
  Oh yeah. And then, you know, and then
• 1:57:51
  preach that, oh, you know, I don't do any of that, right?
• 1:57:54
  There's a lot of fake lot of fixers out there.
• 1:57:57
  Oh, oh, the majority of them I I would say so.
• 1:58:03
  You know I ain't fake because I smoke blunts right here on
• 1:58:07
  camera, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, yeah, that, that's true.
• 1:58:12
  So I mean, clearly, like if if someone told me that Candace had
• 1:58:16
  like a I'm not, I'm not, I'm not saying she has a drug problem,
• 1:58:21
  but it wouldn't have surprised me if you know, if that comes
• 1:58:27
  out or something. The one thing, the one thing I
• 1:58:31
  didn't really like, the one thing that I was kind of like, I
• 1:58:37
  don't know about with the with, with, with Trump going after
• 1:58:42
  Alex Jones and all that. Like I didn't, I, I wasn't
• 1:58:47
  really particularly a fan of like what what he mentioned
• 1:58:51
  Brigitte Mccrone, right? Like I didn't.
• 1:58:54
  I was like, I was like, come on. Like, yeah, you said, oh, she's
• 1:58:58
  more beautiful than Candace. I'm like, come on.
• 1:59:00
  OK, look. That's that's the stretch.
• 1:59:04
  That was that, Yeah. Boy, you really stressed on hey
• 1:59:07
  that one. There you go.
• 1:59:08
  Candace Owens, Brigitte Mccrone or Hillary Clinton.
• 1:59:13
  What order and how many bullets go?
• 1:59:14
  I can't. Even I can't even say your name
• 1:59:16
  without gagging. Well, well, we'll see though.
• 1:59:21
  Like that's also why Trump was brilliant though is because he
• 1:59:25
  knew that he knew that that comparison would fight.
• 1:59:28
  Would like fuck with Candace's head too.
• 1:59:31
  It's fucking with my head. I would.
• 1:59:33
  And I don't even like her. Like, yeah, I don't.
• 1:59:35
  Even right, so right, right. So if you if you want to inflict
• 1:59:39
  like massive psychological warfare on your on your enemy,
• 1:59:44
  which is what Trump is doing, like, yeah, that that's that's
• 1:59:47
  the same thing with him saying like with him saying, you know,
• 1:59:50
  like last week, like peace be upon, you know, praise be to
• 1:59:54
  Allah, like, you know, mocking Islam hold.
• 1:59:59
  On everybody brings that up, but right before that he said open
• 2:00:04
  the straight or we're going to fucking bomb the hell out of
• 2:00:07
  you. Praise be to Allah.
• 2:00:08
  Happy Easter. Yes.
• 2:00:11
  I like the full quote better. Yes.
• 2:00:14
  Yeah. Then afterwards he said God
• 2:00:16
  bless them. Yeah.
• 2:00:18
  Which you know SSTD. I just like I'm hoping.
• 2:00:25
  If you're going to praise the law preceding it by we're going
• 2:00:30
  to blow the fuck out of you. Seems to be a normal greeting
• 2:00:33
  for those people, right? Yeah.
• 2:00:36
  He was just doing their thing. It's part of their culture.
• 2:00:39
  They say I'm going to blow you up and then they praise the law.
• 2:00:42
  We all know this. You know, that does bring up an
• 2:00:45
  important point because it's something I mentioned with him
• 2:00:47
  whenever it happens, like if when you go and you deal with
• 2:00:51
  those fucks and JD Vance just got a a full, full frontal
• 2:00:55
  introduction to the concepts recently trying to deal with
• 2:00:59
  them. They don't speak English.
• 2:01:02
  They they barely speak some dialect of Arabic.
• 2:01:06
  They speak one language over there very well.
• 2:01:08
  And that's violence. Yeah.
• 2:01:13
  And you have to speak it back to them or they won't understand
• 2:01:15
  what you're trying to say. I do.
• 2:01:19
  I do appreciate the leverage game that Trump's playing with
• 2:01:23
  the. It's brutal.
• 2:01:26
  With the with the Persian Gulf, like him doing the blockade on
• 2:01:29
  the Strait of Hormuz. Yeah, you guys thought you were
• 2:01:31
  going to get a blockade. That's cool.
• 2:01:34
  That's cute. I no, I like it like, like, like
• 2:01:38
  he's, he's forcing these, like he, these news personalities to,
• 2:01:45
  to make guesses and make estimations and like, it's just
• 2:01:49
  like, and it's like none of them, like most of them are
• 2:01:52
  wrong, but they have to, they have to write something right.
• 2:01:55
  They can't just, they can't just write nothing or just, they
• 2:01:58
  can't follow Trump 'cause it's like you.
• 2:02:01
  The, the dude is obviously unpredictable.
• 2:02:03
  He's not going to share shit with you because why?
• 2:02:06
  Why would he? Like there's no, these are
• 2:02:09
  military operations. I'm not sharing shit with you.
• 2:02:12
  No, hell no. Like, so he's got he, he's got
• 2:02:17
  it like he's got to do things. And each thing that he does is
• 2:02:22
  it's, it's calculated. Of course it's calculated.
• 2:02:26
  Like, dude, all they do, all military people do.
• 2:02:30
  And you know I've been there, right?
• 2:02:32
  All all. They do is plan.
• 2:02:34
  They plan for every little possibility out there.
• 2:02:38
  So it's like it whenever, whenever like Trump or any
• 2:02:42
  really, really like any commander in chief wants to make
• 2:02:45
  it decision, there is a plan in place.
• 2:02:47
  Now, of course, that that, that that's the the exception is Mark
• 2:02:52
  Miley, who was like probably one of the worst Joint Chiefs of
• 2:02:56
  Staff in the history. But but like that they're ready,
• 2:03:01
  like the military is ready for whatever happens, right?
• 2:03:05
  And it's like, oh, he's bending over for China.
• 2:03:07
  It's like, no, you don't get it. Each move is a leveraged game.
• 2:03:12
  Every move is a leverage game. You don't think that there's
• 2:03:15
  leverage coming up 'cause it 'cause he's supposed to be like
• 2:03:18
  she and she and President Xi and.
• 2:03:21
  Trump was supposed to be. Beating up in like a week or so
• 2:03:24
  like you don't think there's leverage happening with these
• 2:03:27
  oil tankers and all that You don't like there's there's
• 2:03:31
  there's there's a million things happening that the people that
• 2:03:35
  are like supposed to be reporting the news on have no
• 2:03:37
  idea what they're doing. They have no clue and all
• 2:03:41
  they're doing is just kind of flapping in the wind.
• 2:03:43
  But they have to. So he had like basically Trump
• 2:03:47
  really is doing that like like this.
• 2:03:49
  He's playing this masterful game where he's kind of has them
• 2:03:53
  right, but where where he wants them.
• 2:03:56
  But like, it's like a it, is it, it?
• 2:04:01
  It gets a little unnerving sometimes, but that's the part
• 2:04:06
  of the genius of it. Oh my.
• 2:04:08
  Well. It's all of it is just timing
• 2:04:10
  issues and people not knowing how fast things have to happen.
• 2:04:14
  Well, he's the example being. All the ships going over to to
• 2:04:17
  to the Gulf of America right now like that, That's not a one day
• 2:04:22
  transit. That's like a couple weeks.
• 2:04:25
  So all those boats had left like last week?
• 2:04:28
  The press is mad and the other politicians are mad that it's
• 2:04:32
  not on their time. Like, and it's like, dude, I'm
• 2:04:36
  Donald Trump. I'm I'm running the Lord, I'm
• 2:04:39
  running the greatest military on the face of the earth.
• 2:04:41
  Fuck your time, right? I don't care about your time.
• 2:04:44
  Like what? No, we're, we're going to we're
• 2:04:46
  going to do the job at my time, whatever I want to do, whatever
• 2:04:51
  gets things done. And that and that's it.
• 2:04:54
  Like, but, but it but you, you can see that people are getting
• 2:05:00
  unnerved, they're getting nervous, they're getting upset
• 2:05:03
  that like, and I mean that that's but again, that's part of
• 2:05:07
  Trump's genius. That's really a part of the
• 2:05:10
  genius move that is Trump. Well, and I I also have to
• 2:05:16
  wonder because, I mean, Tucker keeps complaining out, you know,
• 2:05:22
  the FBI is surveilling me, but like he's had Chinese, you know,
• 2:05:26
  like nationals on his show, like openly and so.
• 2:05:30
  Well, it wasn't that they were surveilling him, they were
• 2:05:32
  surveilling someone else. Yeah.
• 2:05:35
  His text messages came up. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right.
• 2:05:41
  Even so, though, I have to. Even so, though, I have to
• 2:05:44
  wonder, like if if any of that is going to connect with
• 2:05:48
  Trump's, you know, meeting with GI in the next few weeks or.
• 2:05:55
  That's good. Question is, is I?
• 2:05:57
  I don't. You know, we don't know if we
• 2:05:58
  was texting. I'm not going to call, look, I'm
• 2:06:01
  not going to sit here and call Tucker Carlson stupid.
• 2:06:03
  I'm not going to like, now I will say that I, I mean, I think
• 2:06:10
  that someone else is pushing his narratives.
• 2:06:15
  Oh yeah, for sure. Whatever.
• 2:06:16
  Like I think, I think he is, I think he is fairly intelligent,
• 2:06:21
  but I mean, that's, that's like with a lot of a lot of the
• 2:06:23
  politicians, right? The lot of politicians are in DC
• 2:06:26
  like the, the, they're not stupid.
• 2:06:29
  These are well educated people. However, other.
• 2:06:32
  People. Other people are put well, with
• 2:06:35
  an exception to a few, but like for I mean, saying like a lot of
• 2:06:38
  these, I'm saying a lot of the like like you got senators and
• 2:06:42
  stuff like that. Like these are these are
• 2:06:45
  educated from very expensive schools.
• 2:06:48
  And that's that's the problem I take but but well, I mean, I
• 2:06:53
  think but but I mean, I think that others are pushing their
• 2:06:56
  narratives and that is is. Well, that's a very stupid thing
• 2:07:00
  for them to do. The the stupid thing Tucker did
• 2:07:03
  was to cede his independence to someone else for a price that is
• 2:07:07
  then going to be held over his head.
• 2:07:09
  Yeah, well, he's. Wasn't that it's not the points
• 2:07:12
  that he's positioned to the public, it's the fact that he
• 2:07:15
  put himself in a position where he cannot refuse those.
• 2:07:18
  Well, I mean, and it's motivations too.
• 2:07:21
  Like if money's his motivation, then you know, and I mean, you
• 2:07:25
  could like. That's why he wants to talk.
• 2:07:32
  Yeah, yeah. Like, yeah.
• 2:07:36
  And I'm not going to. I'm not going to, you know, I'm
• 2:07:39
  not going to. Argue that he has together, he
• 2:07:42
  has another job. You know, I get that part.
• 2:07:45
  Yeah, well, and. Now he's taking money from, you
• 2:07:48
  know, from Qatar. From Qatar, Yeah.
• 2:07:51
  From. Governments, yeah, I mean.
• 2:07:56
  So I'm pretty. You know.
• 2:07:59
  I mean, he this dude went to Russia.
• 2:08:01
  I don't know why. What what did he go there for
• 2:08:04
  free? Like, I don't know, it's hard
• 2:08:06
  for. Me, he went there for.
• 2:08:08
  He went there for what was it, like $180,000 that his company
• 2:08:12
  got paid? He went there for a good chunk
• 2:08:15
  of change. Yeah, I mean.
• 2:08:18
  For a relatively A relatively small media business that I only
• 2:08:22
  just started up and and then majorly funded by Cotter.
• 2:08:30
  Yeah, yeah. This thing like he, he went
• 2:08:33
  independent and by independent he meant he got paid by someone
• 2:08:36
  else. And indeed I am seeing here on X
• 2:08:45
  Max, you'll, you'll appreciate this.
• 2:08:49
  I know you do. I know you do music, you know,
• 2:08:53
  streaming. Apparently the White House is
• 2:08:56
  now doing like a music live stream too.
• 2:08:59
  They're doing they're doing like a lo fi beats to enjoy your big
• 2:09:05
  beautiful tax return too that. Is interesting.
• 2:09:11
  That is hilarious. I never thought the White House
• 2:09:15
  would be doing like. That's asinine.
• 2:09:18
  Why are they returning taxes to people?
• 2:09:20
  Because they stole it early. Since it's Tax Day, and since
• 2:09:25
  libertarians have a special thing about this holiday, let me
• 2:09:28
  get you. I got a gripe with the fucking
• 2:09:30
  libertarians today. Sam, Did you know that they
• 2:09:33
  disfellowed Professor Hans Herman Hoppa from the Mises
• 2:09:38
  Institute because of his opinions on immigration?
• 2:09:42
  Hans Herman, Hoppa, Sam, for those that don't know, is a one
• 2:09:46
  of the foundational thinkers in that whole movement and I guess.
• 2:09:52
  That's kind of like when they went after Darwin.
• 2:09:55
  Sorry, not Darwin Dawkins. Yeah, well, and what's his name?
• 2:10:00
  Yeah, anyway, sorry, Go. Ahead, I mean, he's been, he's
• 2:10:02
  been writing for and working with the Mises Institute for
• 2:10:05
  well over 2 decades, maybe 3. As far as I'm aware.
• 2:10:10
  They, they've never had a issue before.
• 2:10:12
  But all of a sudden they've decided that because he
• 2:10:17
  believes, see, Hans Herman Hapa's thing is the estate, he's
• 2:10:22
  not a full anarchist in the sense that he thinks that estate
• 2:10:25
  can be voluntary to some degree. And so he does think that
• 2:10:28
  immigration is an issue you can have an opinion on, and not just
• 2:10:32
  the opinion of open borders for everybody.
• 2:10:34
  But the Mises Institute apparently believes that the
• 2:10:38
  only libertarian position is open borders for everybody
• 2:10:40
  because they just disfellowed Hans Herman Hapa.
• 2:10:43
  Let me tell you something, Mises Institute, I might have had a a
• 2:10:47
  somewhat cozy relationship with them over the years.
• 2:10:50
  Fuck you Mises Institute and some of the people I like over
• 2:10:56
  at the Mises Institute, personally, I'm disgusted with
• 2:11:00
  for not standing up for this Tom Woods.
• 2:11:02
  How dare you not stand up for Hans Herman Hopper, you fucking
• 2:11:05
  coward. Back to you, Sam.
• 2:11:09
  I would, I mean, I mean, I would completely agree with that.
• 2:11:13
  We, we call, we call libertarians libertarians for a
• 2:11:18
  reason. And.
• 2:11:19
  This is another one of those cases and this is one of the
• 2:11:22
  reasons that Kurt Doolittle left that institute behind and he
• 2:11:26
  told HOPPA he should too, because it was being infested
• 2:11:30
  with the left wing parasites that we call libertarians now at
• 2:11:35
  the time. And they said.
• 2:11:36
  Eventually, they're going to drive you out, too.
• 2:11:39
  And sure enough, they have now actually basically kicked him
• 2:11:43
  out of the Mises Institute, one of its foundational members.
• 2:11:48
  Yeah. So, Max, I got a question.
• 2:11:52
  Do so libertarians? Do they?
• 2:11:55
  Do they, do they really believe in open borders?
• 2:12:00
  Well, the Mises Institute now officially supports that as
• 2:12:03
  their policy, as evidenced by them kicking out the only guy
• 2:12:06
  that does. 'Cause you get, 'cause you can't
• 2:12:09
  like you, you can't be libertarian like, like you can't
• 2:12:13
  be libertarian and extremely fiscal and believe in open
• 2:12:16
  borders. That doesn't make no fucking.
• 2:12:18
  Sense. No, because they are.
• 2:12:21
  They are of the school that thinks that it's either full
• 2:12:24
  anarchic libertarianism or nothing.
• 2:12:30
  They're inaugural capitalists, I should say.
• 2:12:33
  And Hans Herman Hapa made a case within their own framework as to
• 2:12:37
  why a state could still exist and be moral.
• 2:12:40
  And they never really liked him for that.
• 2:12:43
  But now that he had advocated that, yes, immigration, just
• 2:12:46
  look at the demographics, look at the changes going on.
• 2:12:49
  Obviously it's OK for people to have differing opinions on
• 2:12:52
  immigration. That is so too far for them that
• 2:12:55
  they disfellowed him from Mises Institute, which is the biggest
• 2:13:00
  libertarian and and it does the thing about the Mises Institute.
• 2:13:03
  I'm glad you brought this up 'cause you're making a
• 2:13:05
  distinction between lowercase L libertarians, the Libertarian
• 2:13:08
  Party, and somebody who has a general small government
• 2:13:11
  sensibilities. What I generally mean is the
• 2:13:14
  furthest type of libertarians, the anarcho capitalist and close
• 2:13:18
  to it, who believe that all government is evil.
• 2:13:22
  That's why they're for open borders and that's why so many
• 2:13:25
  leftists. Now these protesters in the
• 2:13:27
  streets that you're seeing, many, many of them would
• 2:13:29
  identify as anarcho capitalists. They are using that school and
• 2:13:35
  they also use a lot of the tactics developed by anarcho
• 2:13:38
  capitalist libertarian activists to tie up the courts to, to
• 2:13:44
  frame the police officers, so to speak, in, in different ways for
• 2:13:48
  to, to, to pretend not to understand things that you
• 2:13:51
  clearly understand. These are all tactics that like
• 2:13:53
  Ian Freeman and his homies. But they, they tend to go by the
• 2:13:57
  nap though, like they, they tend to do so.
• 2:14:00
  And I know this, I have a microcosm, but like most of the
• 2:14:03
  incomes I talked to. And to be fair, they
• 2:14:08
  occasionally show up in my replies with dumb shit about,
• 2:14:12
  you know, borders, this, that and the other.
• 2:14:13
  It's like, motherfucker, take the door off your house.
• 2:14:15
  Shut the fuck up. Yeah.
• 2:14:18
  And that's, that's the simplest way I put that because it's
• 2:14:20
  like, you know, what do you mean by countries?
• 2:14:22
  Like fuck you, You know exactly what I mean, basically.
• 2:14:25
  The entire libertarian left of this country is the most open
• 2:14:30
  border segment of the whole country.
• 2:14:32
  Libertarian leftists are the most open border people.
• 2:14:36
  But I I'd say that like, you know, with the protests, you're
• 2:14:39
  more likely to find the end coms there than the end caps.
• 2:14:43
  I I wasn't. Saying, I think they already
• 2:14:45
  share a flavor of the, you know, in the whole open borders thing,
• 2:14:49
  but like, no. I I wouldn't claim it a
• 2:14:50
  majority, I'm just saying that it's there and it didn't exist
• 2:14:54
  10 years ago. People who are using they are
• 2:14:57
  traditional libertarian types, but they are using those
• 2:15:00
  arguments in to defend the no kings protest, the anti ICE
• 2:15:04
  protests and all of that. They're using libertarian
• 2:15:07
  rhetoric against it very clearly.
• 2:15:09
  Yeah, the last time they had this big opportunity was the Tea
• 2:15:12
  Party protests, to be fair, so they're gonna flex on it now.
• 2:15:18
  Yeah, and they can't. But it's not the libertarians
• 2:15:20
  benefiting from it, right? The leftists are just adopting
• 2:15:23
  their tactics. Exactly.
• 2:15:27
  And they're still libertarians are always end up the loser.
• 2:15:30
  They invented all these tactics that are really, really
• 2:15:32
  effective against the right, and then they never were able to use
• 2:15:36
  them properly. And the left's like.
• 2:15:37
  Thanks. Yeah.
• 2:15:41
  Pretty and libertarians what? What percentage of
• 2:15:44
  representation in this country do they control?
• 2:15:47
  Still 0? 0.
• 2:15:50
  Oh, they still, you know, they, they The thing is that the taxes
• 2:15:56
  that they use against the right, largely the reason why they work
• 2:15:59
  is because the right tries to like remember shit.
• 2:16:02
  Whereas with the left, the way they work is they just ignore it
• 2:16:07
  and move on. And they move on with so much
• 2:16:10
  extra shit that if you need to address any of it, you have to
• 2:16:13
  by by, you know, rid of of time being finite, not be able to go
• 2:16:19
  back to the stuff that they just skipped past.
• 2:16:22
  Right. They, they, they, they, they
• 2:16:23
  operate on volume explanations for things skip past them and
• 2:16:27
  then complain that you're over explaining.
• 2:16:29
  There's there. It's.
• 2:16:30
  There, it's going to be a lot. Of memory ignorance is the term.
• 2:16:34
  Well, let's be real, there's a lot of capitulating pussies on
• 2:16:36
  the right too. Like, it's not, not it.
• 2:16:40
  This isn't just a left thing. Like boy, we.
• 2:16:43
  Got a lot of. Capitulating pussies on the
• 2:16:46
  right as well. The idea is that it is, it is
• 2:16:49
  emblematic at the left and it's the basis of the narrative book
• 2:16:53
  in media writ large. They, they, they control that
• 2:16:58
  for, you know, in a simple way, there's only so much air time
• 2:17:02
  and they get, they have the journalistic editorial
• 2:17:05
  responsibility for what they post on air.
• 2:17:08
  And that's the reason why you're going to see the whole deal with
• 2:17:11
  Swalwell, another asshole. Just real quick, Craig, that's
• 2:17:17
  exactly what Rob Rosen said two weeks ago on the show.
• 2:17:21
  And he. Yeah, news and media for 30
• 2:17:24
  years, right? Oh.
• 2:17:26
  You're you're you're not wrong. Yeah, it's, it's just like the,
• 2:17:31
  but it's, for example, the reason why the one lady, the one
• 2:17:35
  who stole $5,000,000 is going to persist is because that is, that
• 2:17:41
  is part of the pivot the Democrats are doing right now
• 2:17:44
  towards fiscal responsibility, which is fucking hysterical.
• 2:17:48
  Well, notice that AOC and the and the rest of the squad are
• 2:17:52
  all on board with going after the lady who stole 5 million,
• 2:17:55
  but they want to get past the whole Eric Swalwell thing.
• 2:17:59
  Yeah, and. They're, they're, they're going
• 2:18:02
  to use him for a narrative too. Like they're going to, they're
• 2:18:05
  going to, they're going to, they're going to, they're going
• 2:18:07
  to clip his neck to, to sell a narrative of, oh, we were taking
• 2:18:13
  out our own. Hey, what?
• 2:18:15
  Oh, sis had already tried that. That that that little Pansy
• 2:18:18
  Harry. Sis had already tried that and
• 2:18:19
  you got laughed at. As he should be.
• 2:18:22
  I'd blame him for everything. If I was him, I'd say yeah, he
• 2:18:25
  was actually Epstein and all that.
• 2:18:31
  Yeah. Well, I mean.
• 2:18:32
  Eric Swalwell in a fucking rubber mask the whole time.
• 2:18:36
  Also also though, also though it's it's a good it's you know,
• 2:18:42
  this is also why the left is like praising, you know, Candace
• 2:18:47
  and Tucker and all these other, you know, crazies is because the
• 2:18:51
  left is saying she even even even Trump's like greatest
• 2:18:57
  supporters are now saying he's, you know, unhand.
• 2:19:00
  That's. Typical midterms.
• 2:19:03
  I love that memes, those fucking memes where they say old MAGA.
• 2:19:07
  It's like these, these motherfuckers were all against
• 2:19:09
  him. Every fucking one of them.
• 2:19:12
  Not one of them supported him. Round one.
• 2:19:14
  They're all. The Contrarians and the mid
• 2:19:17
  they're. All they were all grifting to
• 2:19:19
  whatever paid him. Every fucking one of them wanted
• 2:19:22
  Trump to lose. Well Tucker kind of fucking his
• 2:19:27
  messages leaked where he's like we can soon we can forget about
• 2:19:30
  the ever having to hear this guy again.
• 2:19:32
  I can't wait. Ever for Trump when it was
• 2:19:35
  contrarian to do so. The only person who was really,
• 2:19:39
  really for Trump at that time was, yeah, it's the one loon who
• 2:19:45
  looks like Megyn Kelly but isn't.
• 2:19:47
  And Coulter? Yeah, Coulter, she's the one who
• 2:19:51
  went on to the the talk show and said, you know, they said, who
• 2:19:53
  do you think she's gonna win? She said Trump.
• 2:19:56
  And then everyone laughed. Yeah, that.
• 2:19:57
  Yeah, that that was, that was Yeah, that was Bill Maher's
• 2:20:04
  show. And Bill Maher had a good
• 2:20:06
  chuckle, too. And then later on, he admitted,
• 2:20:09
  yeah, she was right. I watch.
• 2:20:12
  I wanna catch some reality eventually.
• 2:20:14
  I watch so much less political commentary than all of you guys,
• 2:20:19
  it's insane. I realized this as I'm sitting
• 2:20:24
  here 'cause several times I was just at a loss as to what the
• 2:20:29
  fuck was even being talked about.
• 2:20:32
  Well, I'm on, I'm on Exelot. And unfortunately like like they
• 2:20:39
  have, they have a lot, like they put on a lot of popular shit on
• 2:20:45
  the feed that I don't necessarily want on there.
• 2:20:49
  Yeah. So like like look like this last
• 2:20:52
  week it's been fucking clavicular like I don't like I
• 2:20:57
  don't want this dude on my fucking.
• 2:20:59
  Feed like. Yeah, give a shit about
• 2:21:02
  clavicular. I saw like one clip of him and
• 2:21:06
  like I've barely. That's The thing is I'm not.
• 2:21:09
  When I'm on Twitter, I don't look at a lot of political shit.
• 2:21:12
  So I don't get a lot of political shit.
• 2:21:17
  It's like, it's like, well, and then and then so, so I'm like,
• 2:21:20
  all right, then, then, then it bugs me.
• 2:21:22
  I'm like, so, so who is this fucking clavicular dude, right?
• 2:21:27
  And then I'm like, so now I'm recent.
• 2:21:30
  So now I'm taking time out of my fucking day looking up who the
• 2:21:34
  hell this dude even is. So you should have.
• 2:21:38
  Watched our three minute video about it.
• 2:21:42
  Yeah, I, I I should have. So you, so you, you found out.
• 2:21:47
  You found out. Resignation.
• 2:21:49
  You found out what looks. You found out what looks maxing
• 2:21:52
  is. That yeah, like what the fuck?
• 2:21:56
  Look, man, this is a this is this is like hours of my life.
• 2:21:59
  I'm not not not even hours to come to the conclusion it.
• 2:22:02
  Used to be that we had people who beat themselves in the face
• 2:22:06
  with a hammer and that was just the dumb guy who showed up day
• 2:22:09
  one on construction. Now we've got people who do it
• 2:22:12
  to look pretty. Well, yeah, you spent hours of
• 2:22:16
  your day looking into this to come to the realization, as we
• 2:22:20
  all do eventually. The basically it's just what
• 2:22:23
  Broads have been doing forever, and especially that gay men do
• 2:22:28
  now. And it's trying to make yourself
• 2:22:30
  as attractive to as possible through the eyes of other men.
• 2:22:34
  I. Was just saying I think this gay
• 2:22:36
  men sells. Yeah, I think this dude is kind
• 2:22:39
  of like like like Andrew Tate sells like I think he does the
• 2:22:43
  clavicular does too. Like they, they sell this like
• 2:22:46
  subscription service, which are like courses, like self help
• 2:22:50
  courses like, and, and usually it's like, it's almost like it
• 2:22:55
  like the Nexium shit where it like begins with self help and
• 2:22:59
  you know, bettering yourself and all that stuff.
• 2:23:02
  And then once you're actually invested in it, that's when they
• 2:23:05
  sell the weird shit like oh, now like here, Oh, invested crypto.
• 2:23:10
  Like what? What the fuck are you talking
• 2:23:12
  about? All you have to do is write all
• 2:23:15
  this. Down.
• 2:23:15
  We're going to do that. More.
• 2:23:17
  Nose Yeah, we've got good beverages.
• 2:23:19
  More more I actually I mortheus are are you there?
• 2:23:24
  Mortheus, can you hear us? Yeah, I'm here.
• 2:23:28
  I actually have an. I actually have an idea.
• 2:23:30
  You and I specifically need to like do a seminar for other
• 2:23:35
  cripples on how to like function.
• 2:23:41
  Right, Cripple. Life coaches.
• 2:23:43
  Yeah, I mean, cripple looks next thing.
• 2:23:47
  Yeah, think of. Yeah, but you have to, yeah,
• 2:23:50
  when, when you start it, you have to, you have to do the, the
• 2:23:55
  you have to do the self help shit first 'cause that's what
• 2:23:58
  grabs people, right? Hell.
• 2:24:00
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And.
• 2:24:01
  It starts, We already established when you tell Sam
• 2:24:05
  anything bad that happens to you, he responds by saying, So
• 2:24:08
  what? I'm crippled?
• 2:24:10
  That's your hook. Anybody their problems?
• 2:24:13
  It's like, yeah, and I've been crippled and here I am, dude.
• 2:24:18
  Max how big of a rim set can you get?
• 2:24:21
  Because you could go for wheels maxing.
• 2:24:24
  Yeah, you could really sell it, Sam.
• 2:24:26
  Like you'd be like, look, look, I'm crippled and I can do all of
• 2:24:32
  this shit on my own. What's stopping you?
• 2:24:34
  Right. Where's where's fucking podcast
• 2:24:36
  in? Book.
• 2:24:37
  Start selling the start selling the crypto.
• 2:24:40
  I used to be at waist height everywhere I went and then I got
• 2:24:43
  myself some 4 foot rims. Now I.
• 2:24:48
  Challenge shit like this. I've been saying, Sam, that's
• 2:24:52
  your brand. Cripple swag.
• 2:24:55
  You could design clothes for cripple guys.
• 2:24:58
  I used to go everywhere defenseless, but now I've got a
• 2:25:01
  fucking flamethrower on my chair.
• 2:25:04
  And you got to and then you then you get a whole bunch of videos
• 2:25:07
  where of you with like all like rented high end cars, like look,
• 2:25:11
  see, I own all this. This joysticks for moving and
• 2:25:15
  this joysticks for aiming, motherfucker.
• 2:25:19
  I just, I just have like whole fleet I have, I have a whole
• 2:25:23
  fleet of Lamborghinis that I that I can't even drive, but
• 2:25:26
  they're they're, they're just there for.
• 2:25:30
  A clothing brand to go with it so that when people.
• 2:25:32
  That clavicular guy used to rent cars just to look cool, didn't
• 2:25:37
  he? They're.
• 2:25:37
  Going to be Yeah rappers. They all do it.
• 2:25:39
  They. All do it.
• 2:25:40
  They all do it. But like, seriously, Sam, you
• 2:25:42
  got? Some dig down people.
• 2:25:45
  Somebody. Will walk.
• 2:25:45
  Past and looking all fresh, they'll be walking with the
• 2:25:49
  crutches because they're crippled, but and you'd be like,
• 2:25:51
  wow, they're looking fucking dope.
• 2:25:53
  What are they wearing? And it'd be like, yeah, they got
• 2:25:55
  that crippled swag. The, the, the funny, The funny
• 2:25:58
  thing is, The funny thing is, Craig, and you'll, you'll
• 2:26:01
  appreciate this. So I went to college with a guy
• 2:26:04
  whose dad, he, he lives here in Florida.
• 2:26:08
  He, he, he like, rents out Lamborghinis.
• 2:26:12
  The dad does too. Like all these influencers, they
• 2:26:16
  come. There you go, just get the hook
• 2:26:18
  up, we'll film a dope rap video and you could sell life coach
• 2:26:23
  advice and be swag. Yeah, start off with like, don't
• 2:26:28
  OD. You can tell them how to post
• 2:26:34
  about women's body parts on Twitter.
• 2:26:36
  And then when you're still. Like drugs are bad and gay.
• 2:26:39
  And then if shit goes bad then you then you could do like
• 2:26:43
  Ashley, slink Claire and spill tea on everybody.
• 2:26:47
  I will teach a guest course to teach men the proper way to say
• 2:26:51
  yo bitches, we fucking or what? Yeah, well, you know, if if and
• 2:27:00
  if everything really goes, If everything really goes just, you
• 2:27:05
  know, shit. Although I can't even really
• 2:27:08
  joke at this because I've already kind of done like, you
• 2:27:10
  know, AI music. But you know, we could do like
• 2:27:14
  a, a music video or something if, if we're really desperate.
• 2:27:18
  Oh my God, I figured the name Sam.
• 2:27:21
  We're going to found the University of Tardation Utard.
• 2:27:29
  I like, I like it, Utard. Yeah, Where'd you get your
• 2:27:36
  degree, Utard? Not like University of
• 2:27:42
  Technology and rolling degrees. Oh.
• 2:27:45
  Bad see, he's he's. See, look, he's he's got.
• 2:27:49
  Like the Southampton Institute of Technology man.
• 2:27:52
  Ancient because I'm kind of tarded.
• 2:27:57
  Well, yeah, I. Get that on repeat, Sir.
• 2:28:01
  I, I don't know if you, I don't know if you ever, I don't know
• 2:28:04
  Max, if you've ever seen the movie Whiplash, but you could be
• 2:28:09
  like one of those like real abusive, like professors that
• 2:28:13
  just like yells at, you know, students that, that, that
• 2:28:17
  they're not being targeted enough.
• 2:28:20
  Well. I would yell at students for
• 2:28:22
  everything, Sam. That's how you get through to
• 2:28:24
  these kids. I'm expecting Max to be like
• 2:28:27
  Arlie Irmi in there. Yeah.
• 2:28:29
  You got to yell at them. How are you?
• 2:28:32
  And then you got to get down like with your hand on one knee
• 2:28:36
  and be like, look, son, I know you've had it rough out there
• 2:28:38
  and I understand. And then they're going to.
• 2:28:41
  Learn. Stop being a faggot.
• 2:28:44
  Yeah, well, that comes first. Yeah, you.
• 2:28:48
  Can't show tenderness before you stop, tell them to being a
• 2:28:51
  faggot. Come on, you have to only be
• 2:28:55
  kind once they've obliged you of stop doing that.
• 2:28:58
  Son, where are you from? Texas.
• 2:29:02
  Holy shit. I like, I like the I like the
• 2:29:07
  movie old school where he gets in the in the where he gets in
• 2:29:11
  the back seat. He's like, look, the seat belt
• 2:29:14
  is broken. What do?
• 2:29:15
  What do I, what do you recommend I do?
• 2:29:17
  And the guy turns around. He's like, I recommend you stop
• 2:29:20
  being such a faggot. You're in the back seat.
• 2:29:31
  It is. It's like I got to say I love
• 2:29:33
  this new era of YouTube where you can say faggot without
• 2:29:37
  getting flagged. It's great.
• 2:29:39
  Depends, if you call surf, you call specific people faggot, you
• 2:29:43
  get flagged down. Yeah, you can't.
• 2:29:45
  You can't just say yeah. You can't just.
• 2:29:47
  You. Can't go up to somebody and go
• 2:29:49
  you're a agate. You can't do that like you, you
• 2:29:52
  have to. There's a hierarchy to this.
• 2:29:55
  You gotta be on the correct part of the faggot pole.
• 2:29:58
  You know you. Can say you.
• 2:29:59
  Generally, people that like believe certain things might be
• 2:30:03
  I I said hey, I published an album yesterday with two
• 2:30:07
  instances of the word faggot on it.
• 2:30:09
  It seems to be acceptable everywhere now.
• 2:30:12
  Yeah. One of them was Sam.
• 2:30:16
  Well, and. Sam was a faggot.
• 2:30:20
  Well, they do be like. That's gonna take that sale.
• 2:30:25
  Well, well, wait, but I I don't think, I don't think Max called
• 2:30:31
  me a faggot. No, we were calling grifters
• 2:30:36
  that. Yeah, I was.
• 2:30:37
  Going to say who, but that would be an instance of a specific
• 2:30:40
  person. Shit, I will say.
• 2:30:42
  That that person is known for replacement words.
• 2:30:47
  You reminded me. Did you take that?
• 2:30:48
  Did you take that short and throw that into the, into the?
• 2:30:54
  Yeah. Did you get that or did that not
• 2:30:57
  happen yet? I was curious.
• 2:31:03
  To answer your question, crack, I mean we've, we've been
• 2:31:06
  throwing all of our shorts into Sue now basically.
• 2:31:12
  No, but I forgot that I had said I was going to use one of his
• 2:31:15
  about it was the Hassan thing, right?
• 2:31:18
  Yeah. Send me a link to that again
• 2:31:20
  because I wanted to fucking do that and I completely forgot.
• 2:31:24
  OK. Rather than bullshit an excuse,
• 2:31:28
  I should just say that I forgot. No.
• 2:31:30
  Look, that's The thing is, and this is one, trust me, you, you
• 2:31:36
  better fucking get it right if you're doing it in science.
• 2:31:39
  I don't know, is OK to say. Yeah, Yeah.
• 2:31:42
  And it's hilarious how correct James Randi was about, I'll say
• 2:31:48
  the vast majority, but you know, I still catch myself doing some
• 2:31:51
  of the stupid too. But like the vast majority of
• 2:31:53
  PhDs you'll find these days, you know, they James Rainey had a
• 2:31:58
  little bit. He talked about it's something
• 2:31:59
  about the diploma. It's either it's something
• 2:32:02
  that's on it or, or by nature of it or some something near it.
• 2:32:07
  When a when a person is declared a PhD with the moment they grab
• 2:32:12
  that diploma, as they cross the stage, they lose the ability to
• 2:32:17
  say a couple things, and one of them is I don't know.
• 2:32:23
  Yeah. And I'm going to tell you if you
• 2:32:25
  go up in front of your committee when you're doing your defense
• 2:32:29
  and you don't say just I don't know, if you try to bullshit,
• 2:32:34
  you're in trouble. I had, I had a couple of those
• 2:32:39
  where they just like, I mean you follow it up like I don't know,
• 2:32:42
  but I can get you this, that or the other.
• 2:32:46
  Like yeah, that's usually the best case scenario I've been.
• 2:32:49
  Trying to, I forgot to. At the very least in my
• 2:32:53
  conversations with Eddie, AII always try it.
• 2:32:56
  Like if I catch the bullshitting me I flat out say look I would
• 2:33:01
  rather you tell me you have a limitation than lie to me.
• 2:33:05
  Don't make shit up because that makes you not useful and not me
• 2:33:09
  not want to reengage with you. Just say.
• 2:33:12
  I don't know. That's the trick right there is
• 2:33:15
  being. I don't know.
• 2:33:15
  Man, they ain't saying I. Don't know, that's the trick is
• 2:33:19
  re engaging saying I don't know is something that would cause a
• 2:33:22
  loss of engagement in general. So the problem with and it's not
• 2:33:27
  it's not even just strictly a problem because I mean you you
• 2:33:30
  anthropomorphize them out of just as well.
• 2:33:32
  But dishonesty requires intent and that is something that LLMS
• 2:33:39
  fundamental act. Yeah, right.
• 2:33:42
  But I mean I and I guess it's part of the language that you're
• 2:33:44
  using the. Re engagement.
• 2:33:45
  Problem is you're correct is any time I have a new strain of
• 2:33:49
  conversation I would have to reintroduce this subject because
• 2:33:53
  gravy doesn't remember shit. This is why you run locally.
• 2:33:57
  You can put it directly into the system prompt.
• 2:34:01
  True, true. But regardless, you know, I
• 2:34:05
  love, like I said, we talked about the leaks of clawed and
• 2:34:09
  everything last week and a Gamma 4 or Gamma 4 and all that.
• 2:34:13
  Yeah. I like the future of AI open
• 2:34:16
  source more than ever. As a.
• 2:34:19
  Result of that I feel. More hopeful the problem is
• 2:34:22
  driving that right now they've just introduced the necessity to
• 2:34:25
  give them your fucking ID if you want to use it.
• 2:34:28
  Yup, Yup, and it's kind of fucking another one.
• 2:34:30
  Drive it even more. Another one has some other like
• 2:34:34
  prove your human requirement and both of them, both companies use
• 2:34:38
  the same third party. What the fuck are they called?
• 2:34:42
  Start with AP. But anyway like persona or
• 2:34:47
  something. But there's there's some third
• 2:34:49
  party KYC company you know, know your customer company that is
• 2:34:54
  doing ID verification for Entropic and prove your human
• 2:34:57
  verification for the other one. Yeah, and if you don't think
• 2:35:01
  that that information is extremely valuable, sought
• 2:35:04
  after, bought and paid for, then you're a sucker.
• 2:35:08
  Yeah, and that's one of the reasons why those data breaches
• 2:35:11
  are so damn funny, isn't it? Yeah, I I've actually started
• 2:35:17
  using the Gamma 4 locally and it's it's been pretty good.
• 2:35:23
  Nice. Actually.
• 2:35:25
  That's good. So we talked about it last week.
• 2:35:27
  So what's been your general experience like?
• 2:35:31
  How would you say it confuses compares to using like
• 2:35:34
  commercial available ones like Grok and Gemini?
• 2:35:38
  Well, with like it's, I will say like it's not as good as like
• 2:35:43
  Shaggy PT like for writing and whatnot, but like it's, it's
• 2:35:48
  getting like like part of it is. I think it's because like I just
• 2:35:55
  started using it right where? It's like What's your local
• 2:35:59
  setup if you don't mind? It's just.
• 2:36:04
  Just to provide context for the users who might be interested in
• 2:36:07
  doing the local stuff themselves.
• 2:36:09
  I'm just I'm just running on my Mac on my MacBook I I've got
• 2:36:14
  like the LLM. Let's see what's so so I for
• 2:36:19
  instance, I run O Llama as the back end and I use anything LLM
• 2:36:23
  as my front end. I understand with Mac you might
• 2:36:25
  have a difference in software sets, but what's the operate?
• 2:36:29
  What's the thing that runs the LLM and what's the thing you use
• 2:36:32
  to interact with it? LMLM Studio is the.
• 2:36:35
  Is. Which I.
• 2:36:37
  That's a good one. Which also run which also runs
• 2:36:39
  on Windows and basically like I when I was looking, it was like
• 2:36:46
  I could I could do O llama or I could just do LM studio and it
• 2:36:49
  would have the entire thing. OK.
• 2:36:53
  That yeah Llama does have a front end, but I I prefer
• 2:36:56
  anything LLM. How's, how's your performance
• 2:36:59
  then? Because if you're running it
• 2:37:01
  locally, that's exactly what Craig and I were talking about
• 2:37:05
  last week, is the remarkable thing is that it can run on
• 2:37:08
  commercial hardware, like locally.
• 2:37:10
  It's heavily quantized, which which is what we were talking
• 2:37:12
  about as far as like the size of the weights before.
• 2:37:15
  Well, like so I have, I have everything on Mike.
• 2:37:18
  I have everything on my computer like maxed out like as far as
• 2:37:21
  like, you know, like I've got the Max RAM on on mine.
• 2:37:28
  I've got like. And how does it run?
• 2:37:32
  Really, really good. Really good for, really good for
• 2:37:35
  like what I'm using it for, which is amazing.
• 2:37:38
  Does does yours do you have a monitor enough GPU that it does
• 2:37:43
  it that your CPU wasn't the bottleneck Is is it running GPU
• 2:37:46
  or is it running CPU? I believe it's I I believe it's
• 2:37:50
  running in GPU. So I don't but but I also don't.
• 2:37:55
  I also don't know because I'm I really haven't looked into that
• 2:37:58
  specifically so. If you pull up like.
• 2:38:02
  If it is, it's because you likely have a NVIDIA card 'cause
• 2:38:06
  that's what the Mac uses anyway. Yeah, that'll that'll do it.
• 2:38:10
  Most of the NVIDIA series is going to be supported anyway.
• 2:38:12
  The the AMD. I'm just kind of.
• 2:38:17
  I have the. I have the. 4060 which is the
• 2:38:21
  most basic model right the the 60 is always the $300 one.
• 2:38:27
  I should try it to see if it runs on a because I know it runs
• 2:38:30
  on a 4090 but I did I have enough RAM on my card.
• 2:38:35
  What's what's your what's your system RAM?
• 2:38:39
  Sorry. I'm sorry I have the most mid
• 2:38:41
  tier computer possible. Basically just enough to game at
• 2:38:46
  like modern games but not fancy fancy.
• 2:38:48
  I would be interesting to see if I can run it as all.
• 2:38:51
  You know what? You're saying I'm running like a
• 2:38:53
  Ryzen 5? OK.
• 2:38:56
  And like. That should be good enough on
• 2:38:58
  CPU. 32 gigs of ram and yeah, it's a 40.
• 2:39:02
  OK. So you should be able to run
• 2:39:04
  just about any 8 billion parameter model out there
• 2:39:07
  because they're all about 4 1/2 gigs.
• 2:39:09
  Yeah, your your, your VRAM on the 4000 series.
• 2:39:13
  I think you're you should be safe.
• 2:39:14
  It's about the same. 12. OK, so yeah, you got plenty of
• 2:39:18
  VRAM. Yeah, like that.
• 2:39:21
  So yeah, it's about the same 4 gigs.
• 2:39:24
  I got the particular there was a 4060 run that had 12, and then
• 2:39:27
  they realized that that was actually overkill for a 4060, so
• 2:39:30
  they released a bunch of eights and sixes.
• 2:39:33
  Jeez, it's so stupid. But I got some 12, yeah.
• 2:39:36
  So yeah, it literally has enough overhead that I'm like, if it
• 2:39:40
  really runs in that little VRAM, I could actually game while it's
• 2:39:43
  running. Yeah, you should be able to.
• 2:39:46
  That's crazy. Now it it does so the reason you
• 2:39:49
  put it on the GPU is for the compute more than the RAM.
• 2:39:53
  So gaming might be a little bit of a stretch.
• 2:39:55
  You can certainly play some lighter games.
• 2:39:57
  You should certainly be able to do things like use another
• 2:40:01
  monitor for example. Well it's the I think it's like
• 2:40:04
  what the 4500 or whatever hyper threaded.
• 2:40:08
  So it's like 16 threads. Yeah.
• 2:40:12
  I don't know, I'm going to try it and see what it like.
• 2:40:15
  Just run it and see because yeah, if I have the most mid
• 2:40:20
  middle of the road, like any guy that it's fate.
• 2:40:23
  Mine costs a little more than a console, put it that.
• 2:40:26
  Way so the reason I'm asking about some of this is that, and
• 2:40:30
  here I'll give you the reason. One of the reasons I basically I
• 2:40:32
  have the setup I do for O Llama and anything OLM is I can I.
• 2:40:36
  So we've talked about agents before and that you can, you can
• 2:40:39
  write a task that an agent can perform.
• 2:40:42
  That's how it interacts with other things like doing a web
• 2:40:44
  search and stuff like that. You know, there's a lot of these
• 2:40:46
  basic ones included in anything LLM.
• 2:40:50
  An agent is just an LLM that's given a task.
• 2:40:54
  Yeah, agents is like the hot thing right now is having agents
• 2:40:57
  do all kinds of shit. That's why they got all these
• 2:40:59
  weird like forums for agents and stuff.
• 2:41:02
  So the so the same way that they can output text as a thing that
• 2:41:05
  completes the conversation, they can also output a call to a, a
• 2:41:11
  hook from some task that's available to them, a tool on the
• 2:41:14
  tool belt. So like a like searching Google,
• 2:41:17
  getting results sent back to it as a prompt and then as part of
• 2:41:23
  the prompts that it LED in with that, say, summarizing the
• 2:41:26
  results of that page of results and sending that back to you at
• 2:41:30
  the front end as the user. Oh, especially.
• 2:41:33
  Now with all the AI built right into Google, right?
• 2:41:36
  So it's. Right.
• 2:41:37
  It's very easy for IT AI. Your AI.
• 2:41:39
  Right, so, so the, the thing, the reason I bring this up is,
• 2:41:43
  you know, it's not just can you talk to the LLM on your computer
• 2:41:46
  and do and have fun with that. But you can get to the point
• 2:41:50
  where you do something like what people do with Open Claw or with
• 2:41:53
  Claude, except you don't have to worry necessarily, unless you
• 2:41:57
  write a bad version, which I don't recommend you do, but you
• 2:42:01
  don't. You don't have to worry about it
• 2:42:03
  being embedded in your fucking computer as part of the
• 2:42:07
  operating system or running like it wants to be part of the
• 2:42:10
  operating system. You can give it very limited
• 2:42:13
  tool sets, like you can search the web and then it can't do
• 2:42:17
  anything else beyond something like that.
• 2:42:19
  You can have very limited, you have better control, more
• 2:42:22
  granular control over it if it's not all streamlined together and
• 2:42:26
  in in a mess that you have to RIP apart to find out where it
• 2:42:28
  went wrong. You just have specific tasks.
• 2:42:31
  So, so I mean, like I said, I haven't used like a ton, but the
• 2:42:36
  one thing I have noticed is when I'm, when I'm using it, it like
• 2:42:40
  for my, for my thriller series, like I write like a lot of like
• 2:42:44
  action, you know, sequences and gunfights and whatnot.
• 2:42:48
  And usually, like with chat, you know, GPT and whatnot, it'll
• 2:42:52
  like, you know, it'll like all of my draft and it'll be, it'll
• 2:42:56
  be like what, lobotomized and say, Oh, I can't, I can't
• 2:43:00
  generate this because of, you know, policy violations or.
• 2:43:04
  Use the Dolphin models. So, well, yeah, so, but what
• 2:43:09
  I've noticed is like running locally with like even with like
• 2:43:12
  Jenna, like it'll do what I wanted.
• 2:43:15
  To do. OK good to know.
• 2:43:18
  Like so I I have to use the dolphin model in order to get
• 2:43:22
  something like Llama, which is, which is metas element, the
• 2:43:27
  dolphin one being the one where they've they've delobotomized
• 2:43:30
  the fine tuning data set and then rerun it.
• 2:43:33
  So you ask it, what's the best way to steal a car?
• 2:43:36
  And it gives you the 12 steps to steal a car.
• 2:43:39
  And then maybe it'll scold you at the very end, but that's
• 2:43:41
  irrelevant. It's good to know that like
• 2:43:44
  Gemma, you know, if, if it's right, if it's giving you action
• 2:43:48
  sequences without some doofus policy violation, without even
• 2:43:53
  having to have it like, you know, quote, jailbroken by like
• 2:43:55
  the Dolphin Dolphin team. Get get it if.
• 2:43:58
  You're already getting what you want.
• 2:43:59
  Get it to tell you how to commit a crime, Sam.
• 2:44:02
  I'm not joking. You don't need to actually have
• 2:44:06
  any intent to do it. Just see if it will.
• 2:44:08
  Yeah, right. That's the difference.
• 2:44:10
  Crime. It doesn't even have to be a
• 2:44:11
  plausible crime for you to commit.
• 2:44:13
  Obviously being a wheelchair man.
• 2:44:17
  So carjacking. Carjacking.
• 2:44:20
  Yes, that's the classic one. Is is what's the best way to
• 2:44:22
  steal a car? Yeah.
• 2:44:24
  In a wheelchair. There you go.
• 2:44:28
  Because then the output will be funny too.
• 2:44:32
  How am I going to load my wheelchair while I'm jacking
• 2:44:35
  this car? It's not the fact that you could
• 2:44:39
  drive it that's the that's the tricky part.
• 2:44:41
  It's how. Man, there's so many ways to get
• 2:44:43
  deeper on that one. What's the best way to Jack a
• 2:44:46
  car while jacking it? There you go.
• 2:44:50
  What do you mean by it? Yes.
• 2:44:52
  Yeah, I need you to give me instructions on the old double
• 2:44:55
  Jack. Isn't that just a version of
• 2:44:59
  Jack Daniels? Now.
• 2:45:03
  Believe it's just a version of Pee Wee Herman in 1993.
• 2:45:07
  Oh my God. What about what's, what's the
• 2:45:14
  model that like? Oh, oh, deep, oh, DeepSeek,
• 2:45:20
  right. Yeah, that's it.
• 2:45:24
  That one's got like one bit quantization.
• 2:45:28
  Yeah, why? Why?
• 2:45:30
  I know that. I know that, like, I know that
• 2:45:32
  you're not supposed to like, run.
• 2:45:35
  I know that they advise not to like run it, you know, online
• 2:45:39
  because it'll go to the Chinese data center.
• 2:45:41
  So fuck that noise anyway. But I I've been like, I'm even
• 2:45:46
  weird about like downloading that one because I don't like
• 2:45:49
  the idea of anything like. Yeah.
• 2:45:52
  So the thing about that would be like if, if, if it's not, if
• 2:46:00
  it's not being run as an agent, it doesn't have the ability to
• 2:46:03
  phone home period, right. So that's that's step one is it
• 2:46:07
  is just don't run it as an agent.
• 2:46:10
  Now the what? So a key distinction here.
• 2:46:13
  So LM Studio, if memory serves, if you want to write your own
• 2:46:16
  tasks to be used by agents, I believe you have to use Python.
• 2:46:21
  And one of the reasons I chose anything LLM is that I can, I
• 2:46:24
  have to write it in JavaScript. So I have, I have some better
• 2:46:28
  tools available to me and it runs on a slightly more
• 2:46:31
  efficient framework. But I mean, Python is what a lot
• 2:46:34
  of it's, it's irritating as hell because it's it's a fucking
• 2:46:39
  interpreted language. But.
• 2:46:42
  Python being slower as it is, it's easier for people to get
• 2:46:46
  introduced to. It's easier for people to Start
• 2:46:48
  learning and to get like the the the learning curve to go from
• 2:46:55
  opening up, open up a first help document to writing something
• 2:46:59
  that does something in Python is so much faster than with
• 2:47:04
  something like JavaScript because it just, it's just a, a
• 2:47:08
  simpler syntax. So there is that at least it's
• 2:47:13
  it, but it is slower. Yeah.
• 2:47:15
  And I I haven't. I haven't coded in years.
• 2:47:20
  Although I, I imagine with the the amount of this, this thing
• 2:47:23
  is you write stuff in Python to do it once, you write it and
• 2:47:26
  everything else to do it many times.
• 2:47:28
  So like if you're effectively doing it once, if it's not
• 2:47:31
  something like where you're doing heavy computation,
• 2:47:33
  Python's probably for most to use cases about the same.
• 2:47:39
  So I guess there is that going for it.
• 2:47:42
  But still, yeah, like there's there are whole suites of agent
• 2:47:45
  tasks out there now that people have been have written.
• 2:47:48
  The trick is, as always, they should be open source usually,
• 2:47:55
  and you should do your due diligence to read the code and
• 2:47:59
  know what it does, because that's one of the things that
• 2:48:03
  hit several of these these communities of people running
• 2:48:08
  agent, you know, agent systems especially like open claw the
• 2:48:15
  top fucking, we'll call it like an agent plug in the the top
• 2:48:20
  task in the in the the Public Library of for downloads was was
• 2:48:29
  malicious. It was malware for like, it
• 2:48:33
  seriously, these people are getting fucked with left and
• 2:48:37
  right. And it's just like the the top
• 2:48:39
  fucking thing is malware. Yeah.
• 2:48:42
  So anyway, well, like, you gotta be careful, you know, you gotta
• 2:48:46
  vet these things a little bit. And even if you don't know how
• 2:48:48
  to program, you can still look in there and have have a
• 2:48:51
  reasonable idea like what's it trying to do?
• 2:48:55
  Like a lot of times, the names of functions will will tell you.
• 2:48:58
  Well I'll I'll also just ride the tiger and just say fuck it,
• 2:49:03
  I'm going to do all this shit and I have no idea what I'm
• 2:49:06
  doing. Well, they're, they're getting
• 2:49:08
  scammed out of their crypto. They're getting scammed out of
• 2:49:10
  their crypto while like trying to check the weather or whatever
• 2:49:13
  the fuck. Well, they're trying to post on
• 2:49:15
  XI, can't remember what the fuck it was.
• 2:49:17
  They're like they're getting crypto scammed.
• 2:49:19
  Well, I'll, I'll, I'll say this. I mean, you want to talk of
• 2:49:23
  malware? To me it seems like copilot is
• 2:49:27
  is is fucking. These motherfuckers.
• 2:49:30
  I agree. Now I'm raising my own little
• 2:49:32
  blot to be my personal little blot.
• 2:49:34
  And the blot was stealing their crypto.
• 2:49:41
  The copilot is like is like flippy but but not helpful.
• 2:49:49
  It's Clubby, it's Cloby, but it's.
• 2:49:51
  I was talking to my buddy who works for Microsoft just the
• 2:49:55
  other day about Co. Piloting with a Jack.
• 2:49:59
  And he what, mind you, does not work for Co money.
• 2:50:03
  Mind you, this guy does not work on copilot or anything adjacent
• 2:50:06
  to it. But I told him, I said, you
• 2:50:09
  know, I tried, I went ahead and tried it.
• 2:50:10
  I tried it out in Visual Studio. I was writing something.
• 2:50:12
  I was like, fuck it. It keeps bugging me.
• 2:50:14
  I'll try copilot. Let's just install the plug in
• 2:50:18
  and see what happens. Fucking disastrous.
• 2:50:20
  I had to disable it almost right away.
• 2:50:22
  It kept suggesting shit that wouldn't work.
• 2:50:24
  It didn't do it in my coding style and it's like he it has
• 2:50:27
  access to everything I've written already.
• 2:50:30
  It's not a fresh project. It just like every time I try
• 2:50:34
  and do something where I'm typing, it tries to come in with
• 2:50:37
  this intellisense suggestion shit.
• 2:50:39
  Which is like instead of me being able to press enter and
• 2:50:42
  get the rest of the thing I was typing, it opens up a fucking
• 2:50:47
  prompt I. I read on.
• 2:50:50
  I read on an. Echo.
• 2:50:51
  It's like the auto correct from hell in a fucking vote base.
• 2:50:56
  Can you imagine Sam? Except like every every
• 2:50:59
  suggestion that I wanted turned into it, opening it up as a
• 2:51:02
  question. Well, what what was well, what's
• 2:51:05
  worse, though, guys is like from what I've heard, and I don't, I
• 2:51:08
  don't know this because I'm, I haven't, you know, experienced
• 2:51:10
  it like from what I've from what I've read, cobile is so bad.
• 2:51:15
  It's like breaking machines. Just like Yes it is.
• 2:51:21
  Yeah. It's it's, it's so they they're
• 2:51:23
  trying, they want to move to all right, so we've talked about
• 2:51:27
  agents. We, we understand they have
• 2:51:29
  tools to do things. They want to move towards what
• 2:51:33
  they, it's what they're suggesting before they got a
• 2:51:35
  ridiculous amount of blowback from, you know, yours truly
• 2:51:38
  included. They wanted, they wanted, they
• 2:51:41
  were, they were they were fielding the the question to see
• 2:51:47
  what the what was the sentiment after all the copilot bullshit?
• 2:51:51
  What if we moved Windows? What if we?
• 2:51:54
  Moved Windows to an agentic operating system.
• 2:51:59
  Nobody likes that Alvin One is an operating system that fucking
• 2:52:03
  works. The whole point is to be
• 2:52:05
  transparent. I should not care about the
• 2:52:08
  operating system doing its background tasks.
• 2:52:11
  I should not have to care about having like I shouldn't have to
• 2:52:15
  get rid of Copilot every time I open a piece of something from
• 2:52:19
  the suite, the 365 suite. But by the way, they're getting
• 2:52:23
  rid of Publisher, which is used extensively.
• 2:52:27
  They say the the features in it can be used in other places.
• 2:52:29
  Like no, no, no. I tried using PowerPoint to make
• 2:52:31
  my posters before my posters were too big for PowerPoint.
• 2:52:35
  I could not make a slide big enough and have PowerPoint
• 2:52:37
  comprehended because I happened to have done something that was
• 2:52:40
  so fucking annoying I needed a six foot tall poster.
• 2:52:45
  It. It's PowerPoints like I can't do
• 2:52:47
  more than four feet. You're fucked.
• 2:52:48
  It's. It's it's hilarious me that they
• 2:52:50
  want to get rid of publisher now because when I was in College in
• 2:52:54
  the technical writing, in my technical writing degree, Well,
• 2:52:59
  well, publisher is little what I was like trained on, like here's
• 2:53:04
  the tool you're going to use for like, you know, the vast
• 2:53:07
  majority of your stuff in business and now they want to
• 2:53:10
  get rid of and now they're and now they're doing away with it.
• 2:53:14
  So the. Whole the whole thought process
• 2:53:16
  there is, you can do everything that you can do in Publisher and
• 2:53:21
  Microsoft Word and Microsoft PowerPoint.
• 2:53:23
  The problem is no, you can't. Right, right.
• 2:53:26
  Exactly. It's like, it's just, it's like,
• 2:53:30
  and and then even if I could, you're now telling me I have to
• 2:53:33
  split my effort between two different pieces of software
• 2:53:35
  that may or may not want to work with each other on a specific
• 2:53:38
  task that I'm trying to accomplish.
• 2:53:41
  That's that's so garbage. This is why I.
• 2:53:44
  You every fucking 2 seconds. Right.
• 2:53:46
  This is why I recommend against getting 365 if possible and
• 2:53:50
  getting the the you know was it biannual or triannual release of
• 2:53:54
  the full operating system or sorry, full office suite?
• 2:53:58
  Oh yeah, I've I've. Like I I'd rather have the
• 2:54:01
  office like I had to get 365 on my laptop because reasons and I
• 2:54:07
  I think they just re upped the subscription on me.
• 2:54:09
  They have to anyway. That's how I found out about it.
• 2:54:13
  They told me I'm getting shit on your service.
• 2:54:16
  The Linux open libre because it's literally better than the
• 2:54:20
  365 deal. You're just feeding the beats.
• 2:54:22
  I got open libre too. Well, I'm just saying like if,
• 2:54:26
  if somebody needed that, like, like that's an alternative.
• 2:54:28
  Even on Windows, that's an alternative.
• 2:54:31
  Yeah. So what I recommend people do
• 2:54:34
  is, and this is something I do is is for a lot of your mission
• 2:54:39
  critical software, one learn an open source version.
• 2:54:46
  Yes, that will accomplish the same tasks in a timely manner
• 2:54:49
  without without major frustration.
• 2:54:52
  So without without significant friction, I should say, because
• 2:54:55
  you'll be frustrated. A trick.
• 2:54:57
  A trick. If you're not so good at this
• 2:54:58
  stuff to finding that one, and I hate to say it because it sounds
• 2:55:03
  like a shallow answer, but it's usually true.
• 2:55:05
  The most popular one? Yeah, and the most popular.
• 2:55:09
  Open source one usually does the things that you need it to do in
• 2:55:13
  the more commercial version. You're right.
• 2:55:16
  And and the the second thing there is not just to find some
• 2:55:20
  open source alternative, but to use it as a a thin app on like a
• 2:55:27
  pen drive. So you're what do I have
• 2:55:30
  portable apps? So everybody like probably
• 2:55:33
  vaguely aware of portable apps, take some, some old pen drive,
• 2:55:39
  you know, or you don't need a whole lot of space and install
• 2:55:42
  portable apps. Have a few of those hanging
• 2:55:44
  around, you know, every once in a while, you know, once every
• 2:55:48
  every month or two, plug it in, open it up and run the updater.
• 2:55:52
  It'll, it should automatically do its thing just to keep
• 2:55:55
  everything up to date. And that's it.
• 2:55:58
  That's all you have to do. And if you've got a version you
• 2:56:00
  like and you it's like it's mission critical.
• 2:56:03
  Mission critical, you can always just stop updating permanently
• 2:56:09
  because software is on the pen drive.
• 2:56:11
  Just leave alone. Another good use for portable
• 2:56:16
  apps like that is if you have if if.
• 2:56:19
  If you're a tech guy and a lot of boomers around ask you to
• 2:56:23
  fucking fix their slow computer. It's helpful like any number of
• 2:56:31
  utilities on there. So, so I recommend for that
• 2:56:37
  there's the forensics distro, which is Helix.
• 2:56:41
  So that's the version of Linux that's used for forensics or if
• 2:56:45
  you need to break into something, use Kaylee.
• 2:56:49
  So Kaylee Linux and Helix Linux are very powerful and useful.
• 2:56:56
  Yeah, getting familiar with Linux is a wise.
• 2:56:58
  If you're into computers and you're not already into Linux,
• 2:57:01
  you really should at least learn what it is, what it does, and
• 2:57:04
  what are popular versions of it. That's like also.
• 2:57:08
  Well, you really should learn that.
• 2:57:11
  So if you're on, if you're on Mac, you're on a Unix based
• 2:57:14
  operating system, while you can't do all the fancier shit
• 2:57:17
  because the operating system is root and fuck you, and that's
• 2:57:21
  just the way they run things. It's a closed garden over there
• 2:57:24
  and that's how they like it. Yep, Even though you can't run
• 2:57:28
  things as root, you can still get familiar with the command
• 2:57:31
  line natively in Windows. It usually doesn't come as a
• 2:57:36
  default enabled component, but it's part of the operating
• 2:57:39
  system. You can run Windows Subsystem
• 2:57:41
  for Linux, and then you get to pick which distribution you want
• 2:57:45
  to use. You can go to the Microsoft App
• 2:57:46
  Store and typically you'll just end up running Ubuntu, but it's
• 2:57:51
  it's it's behind, it's behind the scenes.
• 2:57:53
  You only interact with it as command line, but it is a
• 2:57:57
  full-fledged Linux kernel running in parallel Windows and
• 2:58:01
  it's very useful. You don't even have the dual
• 2:58:03
  boot anymore that used exactly the thing people didn't like.
• 2:58:07
  I. Had you don't have to have
• 2:58:08
  Windows eat your partition every time either, yeah?
• 2:58:12
  Yeah, back when back when I was back when I was in high school,
• 2:58:16
  I had one of those. I had one of those really like
• 2:58:20
  crappy netbooks back when that back when that was all back.
• 2:58:25
  When? Yeah, before Chromebooks took
• 2:58:26
  over. Yeah, back when, back when those
• 2:58:28
  were being like advertised as all the rage, I, I wound up
• 2:58:33
  wiping the, I wound up like wiping the Windows version and
• 2:58:39
  installing Ubuntu on it. And it was pretty great,
• 2:58:44
  actually. Well, one thing I want to tell
• 2:58:47
  people if you've not used Linux before is if you use something
• 2:58:51
  like Ubuntu or Mint I. Was going to say use Mint first
• 2:58:54
  stop. Mint Mint mint mint Mint.
• 2:58:57
  Especially that if you've never used Linux before, it you
• 2:59:01
  install Mint, it's not hard to do it all.
• 2:59:04
  You will instantly understand that it's not as scary as
• 2:59:08
  anybody like made you think it was ever.
• 2:59:11
  Yeah, there's a graph there's. A graph you don't understand
• 2:59:14
  really even need to engage command line in something like
• 2:59:17
  Mint, but it's right there front and Center for if you know how
• 2:59:21
  to use it, it will make your life a lot easier.
• 2:59:24
  Yeah, the updates are are stupid easy with command line.
• 2:59:28
  Yeah, and there's a. There's a few different commands
• 2:59:30
  you need to know, and half of them are using the up arrow to
• 2:59:33
  get back to where you were. And we were talking about
• 2:59:35
  finding open source apps well. I I'd love.
• 2:59:39
  To inform you that flat packs exist, and what that is, is an
• 2:59:44
  App Store that many versions of Linux use to have the same apps.
• 2:59:48
  And a lot of them are apps that you like, programs that you
• 2:59:51
  would use on Windows anyway, and they're very easy to install and
• 2:59:54
  free. And if they're not officially
• 2:59:57
  licensed, they do the things you need them to do, and they're all
• 3:00:00
  open source. Yeah.
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  Have they? Now, now Max, as a naughty guy,
• 3:00:08
  I have to ask, have they have they improved Audacity at all?
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  Or do you have to? Or do you still have to like
• 3:00:15
  install a shit ton of plugins? I don't use Audacity anymore in
• 3:00:22
  a long time so I don't know. Yeah and yeah.
• 3:00:24
  Audacity is OK. Yeah, not yeah, it's not.
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  Great. It's OK.
• 3:00:30
  Well it was. Is there any other like open
• 3:00:32
  source software that for audio that like?
• 3:00:36
  Fruity Loops, right? Yeah, Fruity Loops is probably
• 3:00:39
  like that's. A lot of kind of fog standard,
• 3:00:42
  right? Pretty much record producers use
• 3:00:45
  it unless you got like Pro Tools or something or I.
• 3:00:50
  I use magics but it's the same thing, just not open source.
• 3:00:54
  Right. Yeah.
• 3:00:55
  In fact, a lot of the samples that I've gotten over the years
• 3:00:58
  are actually for Fruity Loops. But samples are samples.
• 3:01:02
  It's an audio file. Right.
• 3:01:06
  But yeah, I mean, I use, I use Mix, which is primarily an open
• 3:01:12
  source Linux program for DJing, and it's way more powerful than
• 3:01:18
  I thought it was when I started playing with it.
• 3:01:21
  It's actually what a lot of professional DJs use now to run
• 3:01:24
  their tables. It's mixed with three axes.
• 3:01:29
  Of course it is. It's dope though, like I wish I
• 3:01:34
  had a digital turntable to hook up to it every time I use it.
• 3:01:38
  Speaking of which, we're gonna keep doing right to offend Radio
• 3:01:42
  Sam. It's been doing quite well for
• 3:01:44
  us and since I launched my album basically today.
• 3:01:49
  We're gonna do that this weekend, so that should be fun.
• 3:01:53
  Yeah, I, I've, I've seen that. I also I also did tune tune into
• 3:02:00
  Evan's music show yesterday but fucking Odyssey won't let me log
• 3:02:07
  into my account don't know why. That's strange.
• 3:02:14
  Unfortunate. So.
• 3:02:19
  And that said, you can pick up our band's first album Right to
• 3:02:23
  offend that itch anywhere you get music.
• 3:02:26
  I literally Spotify, iTunes, all that.
• 3:02:30
  Which? Is, which is awesome.
• 3:02:34
  And of course you can pick up The American Inferno in
• 3:02:41
  paperback, ebook and audio book of Amazon available now.
• 3:02:48
  And well, more more. I don't know if you really have
• 3:02:55
  anything to show other than bits and bones at this point.
• 3:03:02
  Hold on, did he just downplay bits and bones?
• 3:03:05
  This motherfucker? You're a Co host over there Sam.
• 3:03:07
  You should apologize to the viewers.
• 3:03:10
  I mean, I mean, I'm not, I'm not downplaying it, I'm just saying
• 3:03:14
  that he doesn't have anything but the awesome I.
• 3:03:17
  Do have some things cooking it in the oven, but they're not
• 3:03:20
  nowhere near finished right now. Sick.
• 3:03:24
  Well, Bits and Bones is pretty awesome.
• 3:03:27
  I am cooking, but I've been I'm no one near finished.
• 3:03:31
  I I that's what I just said. He doesn't have anything but the
• 3:03:37
  awesome bits and bones because that's all he needs for right
• 3:03:39
  now. OK.
• 3:03:44
  Now. Does Craig have anything to show
• 3:03:47
  besides the fake Untitled podcast which you can catch in
• 3:03:50
  Spotify and many other places? Odyssey, especially if you want
• 3:03:54
  to catch me live. Yeah, indeed.
• 3:03:57
  Come, come watch us say things. Yeah.
• 3:04:02
  Well, I mean, it's in the name, right?
• 3:04:04
  It's a. It is.
• 3:04:06
  Podcast. Exactly.
• 3:04:09
  Stuffing things. Watch you.
• 3:04:15
  You can, you can listen to, you can listen to Steve, you know,
• 3:04:22
  battling his way through painkillers and, you know.
• 3:04:25
  Oh, that poor guy. Yeah, he just got, he just got
• 3:04:30
  fucking rocks like that every so often, like the the one before
• 3:04:35
  that, like where he fucking he got his arm broken while he was
• 3:04:39
  going out hiking. Yeah.
• 3:04:43
  Like that's his logo, by the way, that for a long, I don't
• 3:04:45
  know if Evans changed it. Like for a longest time though,
• 3:04:48
  that was his logo. Was the X-ray of his broken?
• 3:04:51
  Arm. No, that, that that's, that's
• 3:04:54
  still on there. I I actually, I actually asked
• 3:04:57
  Steve what that was because because when I when I first
• 3:05:00
  started listening to you guys regularly, I didn't know the
• 3:05:04
  ones. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
• 3:05:06
  Steve, why are you, why is your thing an ex?
• 3:05:10
  Why is your thing an X-ray? And he's like, oh, I broke my
• 3:05:13
  arm like really bad. I yeah, it is a.
• 3:05:18
  Traumatic X-ray, I'll say that. Yeah.
• 3:05:23
  It's the kind of extra you would make your picture for years
• 3:05:27
  because it's you look. At it, you know what they're
• 3:05:30
  getting into. You look at it and you're like,
• 3:05:33
  damn, that fucking hurt. Yeah, Oh.
• 3:05:41
  Man, Yeah, no, but I mean, I can throw it out there now.
• 3:05:46
  It's not, it's not like it's going to do much.
• 3:05:48
  I am in the job market. I am looking.
• 3:05:52
  Nice. If you can, if you can afford a
• 3:05:57
  chemical engineer, well, I don't think that's, I don't think
• 3:06:02
  that's the listening audience, which is OK.
• 3:06:07
  Who who knows? I, I do, I will, I will say, I
• 3:06:11
  will say this. We do have, we do have people in
• 3:06:15
  in DC who, who may. Want to run a research lab?
• 3:06:19
  All I'm saying audience out there, if you need a scientist,
• 3:06:23
  we got your man right here. Ben, do you know I had to
• 3:06:26
  explain to somebody the other day the whole pussy spoke thing.
• 3:06:31
  Brilliant. Hold on, should I market you as
• 3:06:35
  a scientist or like a professional Jew?
• 3:06:38
  That might get you more A. Professional Jew Scientist.
• 3:06:43
  Oh, that sounds really good, actually.
• 3:06:46
  You're now are you a scientist, just generally who happens to be
• 3:06:50
  Jewish or a scientist of Jewish things?
• 3:06:54
  Well, I'm also an engineer, so. Oh yeah?
• 3:06:58
  Well. There's there's a combination.
• 3:06:59
  Obviously Jewish things like engineering, that's what I've
• 3:07:04
  been to, Candace Owens says. That I I heard.
• 3:07:09
  I don't actually listen to. It.
• 3:07:11
  I I absorb it through osmosis on the Internet.
• 3:07:14
  That poor woman, that troubled individual.
• 3:07:19
  Yeah, well, I mean, it's so, it's so funny to me.
• 3:07:25
  It's so funny to me to see people being like, Oh, well,
• 3:07:29
  well, well, it turns out, well, it turns out she's been, she,
• 3:07:35
  she's on the left and it's like. Uh oh, that's where she started.
• 3:07:40
  Yeah, it's like, it's like where it's like wherever you guys
• 3:07:44
  been. I I actually.
• 3:07:45
  Time. It's just like, motherfucker,
• 3:07:47
  what do you think the right is? Well, well, and.
• 3:07:50
  Like you need a Sarkeesian man. So in, in, in, so in All in all
• 3:07:54
  fairness, like, so in All, in all fairness, Max, like one of
• 3:07:58
  my, one of my, one of my big problems with, with Charlie
• 3:08:02
  Kirk, as I mentioned on the show, I, I did have my fair, you
• 3:08:07
  know, disagreements with him. And honestly, Candace Owens was
• 3:08:13
  one of those things that, like I I had a problem with.
• 3:08:18
  Yeah, state your arguments now. Charlie can't talk back to you.
• 3:08:22
  Well, no, but it it was while Charlie was still alive.
• 3:08:25
  So. So what?
• 3:08:27
  He I know I'm I'm being flippant.
• 3:08:29
  Yeah. He said many times over the
• 3:08:32
  years on the show is that he didn't like that he felt that
• 3:08:35
  Charlie was leaving voices out on the right that were
• 3:08:39
  dissident. And Candace was one of the
• 3:08:41
  people you would mention. He's not, you know, he he did
• 3:08:44
  say this for a long time. Yeah.
• 3:08:49
  Well, what? We we don't hash that up very
• 3:08:52
  often on account of. He died.
• 3:08:55
  Well, yeah, right. Well, no.
• 3:08:59
  And nobody's stifling her ability to talk right now.
• 3:09:02
  And that's the problem. It well, it well, it was it
• 3:09:06
  wasn't Even so much that it wasn't so much that like the try
• 3:09:10
  was stifling dissident voices. It was that he was like being it
• 3:09:14
  was he was being like super selective and and it's.
• 3:09:18
  My words, not yours, but I stand by it.
• 3:09:21
  I do feel that to some degree, TPUSA as an organization pick,
• 3:09:26
  pick you like what you're saying it's.
• 3:09:28
  Been very picky, yeah. Winners and losers.
• 3:09:31
  And I also expect that because they're a company trying to push
• 3:09:34
  a message. Well, they.
• 3:09:36
  And they need, they need eyes and ears.
• 3:09:38
  Well, in in my my biggest complaint was that they they
• 3:09:42
  they pissed Candace without like fully vetting her, I guess and
• 3:09:46
  so. Yeah, and then they started her
• 3:09:49
  after that too. Yeah, a lot of her history.
• 3:09:52
  Like I told you, that would happen, yeah.
• 3:09:56
  There, her controversial history was largely buried in
• 3:09:59
  association with a fat retard who lives in Mexico.
• 3:10:03
  So. That would be a disqualifier,
• 3:10:06
  yes. Yeah, yeah, the origin story
• 3:10:09
  passes by some very seedy places and it's just it's not a good
• 3:10:14
  pedigree on her behalf. Yeah, and, and, and Charlie not,
• 3:10:18
  and Charlie not being an Internet guy, didn't know any.
• 3:10:21
  No. Didn't know any of that, not
• 3:10:23
  well. And and when she, here's the
• 3:10:25
  thing about Candace Owens, when she's got a good point and it's
• 3:10:29
  well like thought out, it's scripted out probably and she
• 3:10:33
  can get on a roll about certain topics.
• 3:10:37
  She can enrapture an audience. The problem now is she is
• 3:10:41
  enrapturing that same audience, but she's doing it with what I
• 3:10:45
  consider to be delusional statements.
• 3:10:47
  If they're not delusional, they're intentionally lying.
• 3:10:51
  Yeah, well, well, well, it's well it's it's delusional
• 3:10:54
  statements. But she's also, if you've
• 3:10:56
  noticed, like her audience is basically like the the true
• 3:11:01
  crime state home mom, you know, podcast demographic, right?
• 3:11:11
  I mean, her whole premise is it's it's like a true it's it's
• 3:11:15
  like a true crime. You know who really who really
• 3:11:19
  murdered Charlie and you know. I don't want.
• 3:11:23
  Answers because it was such a beautiful man that I totally
• 3:11:27
  didn't like like that. What are you thinking?
• 3:11:29
  But like, really, I think about him all.
• 3:11:31
  The time and. We used to talk about how he was
• 3:11:33
  a time traveler dude. That bitch is so in love with
• 3:11:37
  him and it's so sad, but it's. But you have to nuisance.
• 3:11:40
  To the public. Look, but you have to
• 3:11:42
  complimentalize that you know she learned how to speak her
• 3:11:47
  mind at the cadence of Tucker Carlson without his annoying
• 3:11:52
  laugh. Well, she has annoying laugh all
• 3:11:57
  her own. Though, Yes, yes.
• 3:12:02
  To be fair, so do I. Well, well, it can't be.
• 3:12:09
  It can't be too annoying. It hasn't annoyed me yet, so.
• 3:12:13
  I annoy you in other ways and you know it.
• 3:12:16
  There's a clip that I was looking through all the old
• 3:12:18
  clips to make songs out of it. There's one, it's a little too
• 3:12:21
  long, but it's just called Max a Noise Stam for 15 minutes and it
• 3:12:28
  was a pleasure to watch that back because I really did.
• 3:12:30
  I could see you twitching, like to shut the fuck up now.
• 3:12:38
  It's good stuff. Yeah.
• 3:12:40
  I'm glad. You have me back sometimes
• 3:12:42
  because I don't know why. Have you checked out my rap
• 3:12:48
  remix of my top 10 schizo post, Sam?
• 3:12:51
  Because that's a good one. That that that one, that one I
• 3:12:54
  will. That one I will check out SO.
• 3:12:58
  Yeah, well, check out the album first, which is available on all
• 3:13:02
  regular music platforms, Spotify, iTunes.
• 3:13:06
  That itch? Right to offend.
• 3:13:09
  Yeah, and I will. I will add that to the list of
• 3:13:13
  links for the show too. So yeah.
• 3:13:18
  But in my I think I think that just does it for the show
• 3:13:24
  tonight like more they said bits and bones 10:00 PM should be
• 3:13:31
  pretty should be pretty fun last.
• 3:13:34
  Week. I tried something new last week
• 3:13:37
  and I believe booked the show. Yeah, I, I was, and I was kind
• 3:13:43
  of under the weather last week, so I wasn't there, but I'll be
• 3:13:48
  there this week. Also to anyone who's curious,
• 3:13:55
  I've not played the I've not played that new medieval game
• 3:14:03
  yet that everyone's talking out. Crimson Desert.
• 3:14:12
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. People keep people keep saying
• 3:14:16
  Sam used to play Crimson Desert. Sam, fuck that.
• 3:14:20
  It's $70 pick up where winds meet.
• 3:14:25
  It's the it's a very. Kind of.
• 3:14:27
  Game and it's free. Yeah, no, I I've played, I've
• 3:14:30
  played where winds will be in and it it is, it is a good game,
• 3:14:34
  a good game. White desert is not.
• 3:14:37
  I'm not saying it's dog shit but like it is very much Black
• 3:14:41
  desert too and so I'm willing to wait for it to go down in price
• 3:14:45
  and it will. Yeah, same.
• 3:14:49
  Well, all I was going to say is if it is someone wrong want, if
• 3:14:52
  someone wrong wants me to review Crimson Desert, then you know,
• 3:14:57
  pay. Tell me the money, basically.
• 3:14:59
  Send me a copy and I'll review it.
• 3:15:01
  Yeah, pretty much. Well shit, send me a copy, I'll
• 3:15:06
  stream it. Oh wait, you guys, never mind.
• 3:15:11
  Yeah. And sometime this weekend I'll
• 3:15:15
  I'll be streaming the newest demo version of the game that I
• 3:15:22
  did about a month or so ago. Calculation method.
• 3:15:29
  I think Sam, they should instead of that, they should buy 5
• 3:15:35
  copies of your book. Yeah.
• 3:15:38
  Actually they, yeah, they, they, they should, I think would be my
• 3:15:42
  a much better use of their money.
• 3:15:45
  You might not end up getting enough out of that exactly to
• 3:15:49
  pay to buy it, but that would mean a lot.
• 3:15:53
  It. It certainly would.
• 3:15:56
  So it's. Probably easier too.
• 3:16:00
  Yeah, your. PayPal and all that.
• 3:16:04
  So, but anyway, thanks for tuning everyone and we'll be
• 3:16:09
  back next week for sure, so later.
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