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HAARP · Conspiracy! The Show

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Conspiracy The Show with your hosts, Adam Todd
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Speaker 1: Brown and Connor mixed Pattern.
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Speaker 1: I'm Adam Todd Brown, I'm ConA mcspad, and we're.
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Speaker 2: Your goddamn hosts. M don't you fucking forget it. How's
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Speaker 2: it going, man? Since we recorded last about fifteen minutes ago,
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Speaker 2: I'm done living a lie. We record these sometimes all
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Speaker 2: at the same time.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh man, I had a whole I had a
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Speaker 1: whole anecdote cooked up about where I have been for
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Speaker 1: the past few months and everything I was going to
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Speaker 1: is great.
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Speaker 2: We record these so far in advance, like at some
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Speaker 2: point one of us could just be dead by the
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Speaker 2: time this goes up.
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Speaker 1: That would be great. Yeah, Like I always think about
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Speaker 1: like the postumous, like podcasts I can go on if
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Speaker 1: you tell me, you're just like, well, here's his last
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Speaker 1: creative act.
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Speaker 2: I should start recording a bunch of podcasts that I
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Speaker 2: just never have released. So I can have a vault.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, when I die, Like, I want an actual
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Speaker 2: vault like Prince had.
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Speaker 1: Oh totally yeah, you want, like you know, Chet Wilde
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Speaker 1: and Vanessa Gritten to be suing each other over access
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Speaker 1: to who gets the the rights to the ATB secret files. No, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I do worry about that sometimes where we're just like,
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Speaker 1: make some joke and then it's just like, oh, that's
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Speaker 1: the week that it turns out a bunch of the
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Speaker 1: Korean families sued because of the biological weapons used in
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Speaker 1: the fifties, and you're just like, oh, man, I really
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Speaker 1: wish I hadn't made all those SARS puns.
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Speaker 2: So this is the last episode of Mind Control Month.
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Speaker 1: Wow, that was loud. It's Mind Control Months. I mean,
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Speaker 1: I got it.
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Speaker 2: We gotta do we gotta do it up, big dude.
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Speaker 2: And that was everyone's trigger. You know what to do?
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Speaker 2: You just heard the air horn.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: That's our episode, very experimental episode. Yeah, that's the year
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Speaker 2: of the air Horn Show.
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Speaker 1: And we have at this point tricked you into subscribing
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Speaker 1: on Patreon, so all the subliminal cues should be there. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: we've planted a few and some other un pops network
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Speaker 1: shows just to get you guys fully acclimated to our demands.
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Speaker 1: And if it didn't work, that's your fault. Uh. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: you have a weak mind, everybody. Yeah, you're too dumb
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Speaker 1: to be programmed. How does you feel we're talking about
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Speaker 1: harp today? How much? How much do you know about
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Speaker 1: harp or did you know before this? Hadn't heard of it?
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Speaker 1: It looks like it's one of those like kind of
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Speaker 1: like friendly looking acronyms that like this is probably someone
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Speaker 1: about trying to get like teachers, like more money for supplies.
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Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, it's one of those things.
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Speaker 2: It I had heard of it before, and it's one
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Speaker 2: of those things that when you see it, it's like, well, yeah,
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Speaker 2: that's got to be for something weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 2: but I don't know what because it's just like if
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Speaker 2: you see it, it's just a bunch of satellites all
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Speaker 2: in this really tight group in Alaska and it's just
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Speaker 2: like a I don't know, it shoots a rays into
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Speaker 2: the we'll get into.
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Speaker 1: It, yeah, yeah, we'll discuss it.
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Speaker 2: But what people claim it actually is is a weather
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Speaker 2: control device that the United States can use to change
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Speaker 2: the weather, cause earthquakes do all sorts of crazy things
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Speaker 2: jam communications satellites. And also maybe it's just a big
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Speaker 2: death ray that shoots things out of the sky.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so any one of those great options.
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Speaker 2: And the thing is, this is one of the first
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Speaker 2: conspiracies that we've covered where I'm like, I hope this
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Speaker 2: is true because I kind of want the US to
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Speaker 2: have a weapon like this.
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Speaker 1: It makes me feel better. Oh yeah, I mean I
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Speaker 1: would Nothing would make me happier than finding out that
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Speaker 1: we had like a functional Star Wars type thing where
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Speaker 1: it's just like, oh yeah, we'll just blow I'm sure
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Speaker 1: there'll be some emp radiation stuff, but I mean, yeah
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Speaker 1: we can. We can zap nuclear bombs out of the
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Speaker 1: sky with our death laser. That would be great. There's
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Speaker 1: one one of the scariest fucking Trump quotes was was
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Speaker 1: some general talking to him and he's like, I think
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Speaker 1: he actually thinks these missile defense things are real. You know,
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Speaker 1: I think you these things work. And he's like, he's
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Speaker 1: got to know they're not. That we haven't really tried them.
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Speaker 1: You know, you're trying to hit a bullet with a
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Speaker 1: bullet here.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, they they fail pretty regularly. We just tested one
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Speaker 2: in Hawaii. Oh yeah, failed. Yeah, yeah, and it's yeah,
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Speaker 2: it's not as that. It always killed me that we
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Speaker 2: laughed it up so much at the idea of building
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Speaker 2: satellites that will shoot missiles that have to travel through
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Speaker 2: space to get to us. Yeah yeah, yeah, out of
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Speaker 2: the sky when they're in space, Like, why not look
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Speaker 2: into that?
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Speaker 1: It seems like a great if we're throwing money as
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Speaker 1: stupid military shit, that should be up near the top
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Speaker 1: of the list, I'd say. So.
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Speaker 2: If harp's real, I'm glad the United States has it
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Speaker 2: is yes, yeah, yeah. So this is the official explanation
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Speaker 2: from the HARP website.
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Speaker 1: The high so funny that they have a website, yeah,
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Speaker 1: you know, like mk ultra dot gov and it comes up.
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Speaker 2: It'll come up later, but there there is some weirdness
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Speaker 2: with the website and some of the wording that's been
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Speaker 2: changed on it. In HARP has a Patreon, let's get them.
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Speaker 2: So this is from the HARP website.
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Speaker 1: I got a shout out on the death ray, so
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Speaker 1: I guess my name is inscribed on some kind of
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Speaker 1: plaque up there.
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Speaker 2: The High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program HARP is the
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Speaker 2: world's most capable, high power, high frequency transmitter for study
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Speaker 2: of the ionosphere. The principal instrument is the Ionospheric Research Instrument,
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Speaker 2: a phased array of one hundred and eighty high frequency
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Speaker 2: cross dipole antennas don't cross dipole kind, spread across thirty
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Speaker 2: three acres and capable of radiating three point six megawatts
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Speaker 2: into the upper atmosphere and ion a sphere.
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Speaker 1: God, I can't believe anyone's still listening to this. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Transmit frequencies are selectable in the range of two point
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Speaker 2: seven to ten megahertz, and since the antennas form a
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Speaker 2: sophisticated phase array, the transmitted beam can take many shapes,
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Speaker 2: can be scanned over a wide angular range, and multiple
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Speaker 2: beams can be formed.
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Speaker 1: If you want to just tune out and come back
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Speaker 1: in on Courtney Love month, nobody would blame you.
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Speaker 2: The facility uses thirty transmitter shelters, each with six pairs
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Speaker 2: of ten kilowatt transmitters to achieve the three point six
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Speaker 2: megawat transmit power. Well that was boring.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, So it seems like they've got a bunch of
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Speaker 1: electric laser beams that they can use to shoot at
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Speaker 1: the sky to see how that makes the sky do things. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's That's what I took away from it.
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Speaker 2: They're using it to study the sky or the ionosphere, yeah,
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Speaker 2: which is like which I have I think is right
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Speaker 2: before the exosphere. Yeah, and I think it's all made
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Speaker 2: up of plasma, which is not a substance naturally found
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Speaker 2: on Earth.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's isn't it kind of created by the
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Speaker 1: magnetism within the the iron of Earth's core?
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Speaker 2: Yeah?
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Speaker 1: I think isn't that part of it?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because this is a they also use HARP to
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Speaker 2: explore underground for oil and things like that without drilling,
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Speaker 2: so probably I'm sure it does have something to do
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Speaker 2: with underground.
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Speaker 1: Kind of like when they go every six years they
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Speaker 1: do a History Channel thing where they look for Jimmy
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Speaker 1: Hoffo underneath the fifty yard line or whatever. They get
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Speaker 1: that guy with a laser who's like, yeah, there's nothing here,
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Speaker 1: and they're like, but he might still be there. Pond
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Speaker 1: Stars coming next. I hate that. I want.
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Speaker 2: I'm such a fucking sucker for those shows. Yeah, those
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Speaker 2: Oh we're exploring underground because they never find shit.
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's one of these things where it's like I
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Speaker 1: forget who. There's a com kids a bit of with
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Speaker 1: those ghost Hunter shows where he's like, if they found
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Speaker 1: ghost you would have heard about it. They wouldn't have
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Speaker 1: waited until the season premiere of Ghost Hunters. They would
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Speaker 1: have been like irrefutable proof that death is not the end, Like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: look at this, now, this is groundbreaking science. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Caitlin Cutt has a theory that even if ghosts surreal,
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Speaker 2: they're not gonna present themselves to like one of these
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Speaker 2: ghosts hunting douchebags. Oh, like that person be the one
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Speaker 2: to get all the glory for breaking the news.
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Speaker 1: If I'm gonna break the news about the other side,
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Speaker 1: a guy with cargo shorts loaded up with camera batteries,
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Speaker 1: you know, with a mountain dew in his back pocket
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Speaker 1: is not getting the scoop. No, Or like when they
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Speaker 1: went in the King Touch's tomb, not King tut in
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Speaker 1: that pyramid where they're like, all right, we're gonna go
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Speaker 1: and we got this thing going up the tunnel and
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Speaker 1: then we're gonna break into the other wall and then
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Speaker 1: they get in there like oh yep, No, it turns
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Speaker 1: out it's we got to go even further, but we're
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Speaker 1: not ready to do that. So look for another live
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Speaker 1: special in thirty years when we get, you know, clearance
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Speaker 1: from the Egyptian government to go fuck up their monuments. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm I'm old.
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Speaker 2: Enough to have watched Heraldo breaking in to al Capone's
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Speaker 2: vault live.
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Speaker 1: Do you remember that? Oh yeah, I've heard about this,
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Speaker 1: I haven't actually watched it.
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Speaker 2: It was a bunch of fucking nothing. They were like
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Speaker 2: a couple beer bottles.
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Speaker 1: In there, and it was like awesome.
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Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, you just knocked the wall out
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Speaker 2: of a basement in a bar. Of course you found
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Speaker 2: the old timey beer box. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and there
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Speaker 2: was not It was the best Herado I think of
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Speaker 2: all time. Is him ripping the original Woodstock ticket. He's
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Speaker 2: holding it up and it's got like the perforated edge
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Speaker 2: with long the ticket step and he's like, so this
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Speaker 2: is actually from and he's like oh, and like it
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Speaker 2: rips and then you see, like as as his hands
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Speaker 2: of apart, you see is like fucking expression of horror
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Speaker 2: behind the ticket and he's just like how much was
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Speaker 2: this worth? And this guy's like there's literally not even
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Speaker 2: a number, Dude, Like what the fuck? Those are always
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Speaker 2: great interviewer ruins, and I feel like Heraldo doesn't have
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Speaker 2: there's there's good broadcasters that have the juice.
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Speaker 1: When something goes wrong, it's a technical difficulty. There's people
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Speaker 1: you watch me be like, you're old with it, you
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Speaker 1: did a good job. I feel he's not one of them.
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Speaker 1: I feel like he's not like who who knows what
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Speaker 1: secrets these bottles hold? I think he was like, uh
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Speaker 1: so beer, we got beer? Oh I could use a beer.
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Speaker 1: There is a lot of papers. I mean, who knows
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Speaker 1: that the secrets in these papers?
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Speaker 2: And it's like I remember watching like the build up
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Speaker 2: to that was so they were like, what are we
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Speaker 2: gonna find money?
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Speaker 1: Is there gonna be a fortune in there?
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Speaker 2: Just dead hooker skull throne, like I want to say,
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Speaker 2: it was like eighty five or eighty six.
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Speaker 1: So I was like eight or nine. Oh, and that's
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Speaker 1: fucking that's so exciting Wheelhouse.
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Speaker 2: I was like yes, And I watched that shit live
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Speaker 2: and was like fuck you hearldo.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I could have been watching Golden Girls, not on
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Speaker 1: Conspiracy the show. If we got a big scoop, you'll
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Speaker 1: know we're going We're going to the mainstream media to
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Speaker 1: get the worried out before you.
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Speaker 2: So now let's go through the conspiracy theory version of harp,
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Speaker 2: which honestly way more satisfying, but not any shorter or
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Speaker 2: less worthy. Yeah, the conspiracy theory version.
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Speaker 1: Again, and if you got If you are a conspiracy
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Speaker 1: theory person and you need a humor to real personal liaison,
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Speaker 1: I will do punch up. You know. That's what I
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Speaker 1: did at Cracked. Oh yeah, seriously.
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Speaker 2: I basically took really high level news stories and presented
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Speaker 2: them for people reading Cracked. Yeah, well I will do
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Speaker 2: that for your conspiracy theory absolutely.
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Speaker 1: And it's a thing of like like Star Trek. You
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Speaker 1: watch it and it's like a lot of technobabble and
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Speaker 1: you kind of get it, and then it's like the
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Speaker 1: Futurama jug. They just make a simple analogy like oh,
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Speaker 1: like putting too much air in a balloon. You know,
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Speaker 1: Like for I says, right, you kind of need to
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Speaker 1: do that because a lot of times these people will
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Speaker 1: be like, we want to be taken seriously and we
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Speaker 1: want to present this information with all due respects to
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Speaker 1: the science behind it and all the research that our
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Speaker 1: team has done working hard over you, and it's like yeah,
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Speaker 1: but you kind of got to be like it's like
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Speaker 1: they fucked your dad, and your dad was actually a clown.
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Speaker 1: You know, you kind of have to have some of
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Speaker 1: that or else people are gonna tune it out.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's kind of the problem with the heart
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Speaker 2: conspiracy is there is not a lot of that.
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Speaker 1: No, there's not. I mean, like if hill are and
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Speaker 1: had me writing roast jokes for you know, I really
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Speaker 1: think we would be in a lot better shade as
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Speaker 1: a country. Right now, my services are available, you guys,
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Speaker 1: I don't know how many times after to.
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Speaker 2: T that's all we're saying, yeah and yeah. With HARP,
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Speaker 2: there's a lot of information out there, but it's all
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Speaker 2: very high level and complex, so when someone's explaining it,
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Speaker 2: you're just kind of like, all right, fine, they're causing earthquakes. Yeah,
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Speaker 2: earthquakes were going to happen anyway, So this is the
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Speaker 2: conspiracy theory version. HARP is one hundred and eighty high
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Speaker 2: frequency antenna's seventy two feet tall and has the capability
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Speaker 2: of actually focusing its own beam. Also, in contrast to
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Speaker 2: other heaters, which tend to just produce a standard beam
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Speaker 2: of a generally uniform nature, HARP can squeeze it into
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Speaker 2: a tiny area and thus transform what is a three
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Speaker 2: point six megawat beam into a billion wop beam.
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Speaker 1: That part becomes important later.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, HARP is stationed in Gakona, Alaska, overseen by the
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Speaker 2: US Air Force and Navy, DARPA, and the Geophysical Institute
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Speaker 2: of the University of Alaska. Actually it's now just the
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Speaker 2: University of Alaska, but we'll get to that. Also, these
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Speaker 2: bases are used to aim concentrated elf extremely low frequency
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Speaker 2: waves to make some kind of a cookie laser into
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Speaker 2: the ionosphere to control weather, trigger earthquakes, disrupt communications, and
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Speaker 2: exert mind control over the population. It's also used for
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Speaker 2: tomography to search for underground mineral deposits, and for destroying satellites. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I like how they lump those last two things together
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Speaker 2: in one sentence, like.
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Speaker 1: A destroy satellites. Well, I know, satellites sometimes have to
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Speaker 1: be kind of taken out because the certain point they
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Speaker 1: run their course, and I think they usually just crash
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Speaker 1: them into the atmosphere over the ocean or something and
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Speaker 1: they burn up and it's no big deal. But I mean,
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Speaker 1: I think there's been cases where they've had to kind
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Speaker 1: of like blow them up or kind of make it
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Speaker 1: make that a little bit easier. So that might be
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Speaker 1: like a legitimate thing it makes sense that we want
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Speaker 1: something to do that. Yeah. The things here that don't
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Speaker 1: quite make sense to me is like mind control and earthquakes.
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Speaker 1: It's like, maybe if you affect the composition of the ionosphere,
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Speaker 1: it affects level of radiation we're exposed to. And maybe
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Speaker 1: you've studied the human brain to a point that you
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Speaker 1: know this makes us react in a certain way. But
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Speaker 1: it's like, are you then not mind controlling yourself? It's
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Speaker 1: kind of like farting in an elevator, you know. It's like, oh, okay,
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Speaker 1: we all have these same atmos. We have the same
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Speaker 1: attosphere as Australia, does you know? Yeah? And uh yeah,
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Speaker 1: oh I got you guys, Like that's right. The deviled eggs,
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Speaker 1: yeah yeah, and the earthquakes. How do you fucking get
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Speaker 1: how do you turn sky electricity into an earthquake? That's
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Speaker 1: a stupid question, but I don't get it.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's we're gonna watch a couple We're gonna go
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Speaker 2: through a bunch of videos in this episode, but there's
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Speaker 2: two at the end that were video evidence of harp
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Speaker 2: actually being used, and they're both really easy to explain.
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Speaker 2: But there's a third one that I didn't include mostly
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Speaker 2: because of the music, and it just looked like a
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Speaker 2: tornado coming down from the sky. And they were like,
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Speaker 2: Ciria has been having magnitude three earthquakes for a few
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Speaker 2: weeks now, and it's like, so is Oklahoma and anywhere
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Speaker 2: else where there's a shit ton of oil. Yeah, it
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Speaker 2: could just be that could So what's interesting is Canada
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Speaker 2: is all fucking over this story. The CBC, which is
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Speaker 2: that's like the BBC for Canada, like it's their legitimate
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Speaker 2: news outlet, did an actual documentary about Harp and it's
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Speaker 2: not a there's also a documentary I didn't have time
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Speaker 2: to watch, narrated by Martin Sheen, which is also like
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Speaker 2: an anti Harp documentary.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but the CBC relevance where it's like, yeah, we
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Speaker 1: get Martin Sheen, you know, it does. He's getting old
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Speaker 1: and crazy enough to be likegeah, they're using lasers.
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Speaker 2: It does lend an air of believability to it for me.
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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, to know that Martin Sheen put his name
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Speaker 2: on it. But then also you have to keep in
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Speaker 2: mind that's Charlie Sheen's dad.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, he made Charlie Sheen, and it's like he's never
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Speaker 1: come across as particularly unglued to me, right, but it
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Speaker 1: could just be that that stuff. He was more dormant
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Speaker 1: in him unglued before the Internet age, Yeah, when everyone
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Speaker 1: was and we just didn't so dumb I am. I
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Speaker 1: watched Apocalypse Now for like English class or something, and
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Speaker 1: I was like, Charlie Sheen's actually a pretty good actor.
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Speaker 1: I did not realize it was a different dude. I
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Speaker 1: was like, man, this guy, I mean, back in the day,
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Speaker 1: he had it. What's he he's in? Isn't he in Platoon?
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Speaker 3: Though?
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Speaker 1: I think he's in Platoon? Charlie Sheen? I think so, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I haven't seen Platoon. He was a fine actor back
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Speaker 1: in the day. Dude. I just I fucking had a
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Speaker 1: guy on the time and be like, just explain to
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Speaker 1: me that his favorite comedian is Charlie Sheen. H not
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Speaker 1: not Charlie Sheen, the kid from Two and a Half Men.
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Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, that kid, that kid is such
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Speaker 1: a great comed He's probably my favorite comedian. He was like,
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Speaker 1: this is like telling a lawyer that your favorite lawyer
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Speaker 1: is Count Choculatele, Like this is not He's a different thing. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's maddening favorite comedian. It was quite a lot. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Wow, So yeah, let's talk about Canada in the CBC documentary.
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Speaker 2: This is a quote from that documentary, which we're gonna
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Speaker 2: go through some clips from it. It's actually it's really
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Speaker 2: short if anyone wants to go out and watch it.
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Speaker 2: It's like they remove all the commercials, so it's like
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Speaker 2: fifteen minutes long. Yeah, this is the quote that ends
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Speaker 2: that documentary. It isn't just conspiracy theorists who are concerned
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Speaker 2: about HARP. The European Union called the project a global
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Speaker 2: concern and past a resolution calling for more information on
17:33
Speaker 2: its health and environmental risks. Despite those concerns, officials at
17:38
Speaker 2: HARP insist the project is nothing more sinister than a
17:42
Speaker 2: radio science research facility. That still sounds kind of sinister. Yeah,
17:47
Speaker 2: I don't know what radio science research is. I mean
17:50
Speaker 2: the radio, like any kind of invisible wave. I'm like, okay,
17:54
Speaker 2: well you're not fucking feeding kids with that. You're not
17:57
Speaker 2: trying to beam a turkey sandwich into an African boys, honey,
18:00
Speaker 2: Like this is there's something. You're doing something and the
18:03
Speaker 2: The subject of this documentary is Gene Manning. She's a journalist.
18:07
Speaker 2: She was looking into alternative energy sources. When she stumbled
18:12
Speaker 2: upon the works of Nikola Tesla. Pretty cool guy, if
18:16
Speaker 2: you've ever looked into the shit he did.
18:18
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think someone said that, like, Nikola Tesla
18:22
Speaker 1: is kind of like Chuck Norris for nerds, where they're
18:24
Speaker 1: just like, did you know Nikola Tesla? Yeah, made a
18:26
Speaker 1: death ray that he wrote that the plans were so
18:29
Speaker 1: hard to understand if you weren't a genius like him
18:31
Speaker 1: who fucked pigeons, that you could never know the secrets
18:34
Speaker 1: of He had like an earthquake machine. People said that
18:36
Speaker 1: you can do a bridge and make it destroy all
18:39
Speaker 1: this shit.
18:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it all kind of ties into this sort
18:43
Speaker 2: of Yeah. The thing I always heard about Tesla is
18:46
Speaker 2: that he was working on a plan that would have
18:51
Speaker 2: basically given the world free energy. Yeah, and that when
18:54
Speaker 2: they found out he was planning to just give it
18:56
Speaker 2: away for free, they cut the funding for it.
18:59
Speaker 1: Yeah.
19:00
Speaker 2: Get who it was, like a really big name that
19:02
Speaker 2: was investing in it, and I don't remember who it was.
19:04
Speaker 1: And then they're just like, ooh, it's kind of fuck's
19:06
Speaker 1: up our whole power structure here. Yeah.
19:08
Speaker 2: You know, there are people who say obelisks are a
19:13
Speaker 2: means of tapping into the energy in the world and
19:17
Speaker 2: oblisks like the Washington monument that particular shape interesting.
19:23
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like how I feel about
19:25
Speaker 1: nuclear power, which I think is like probably our best
19:29
Speaker 1: option right now available in terms of like providing like
19:34
Speaker 1: cheap and you know, efficient power to the world. But
19:38
Speaker 1: there's just like such a smear campaign ran against it. Yeah,
19:41
Speaker 1: I wonder what that's all about, you know. And it's
19:43
Speaker 1: one of these things where I'm like, I get the
19:45
Speaker 1: people that I get that the name is prohibitive to
19:48
Speaker 1: people accepting it, and I get that there has been
19:50
Speaker 1: problems of like places like Chernobyl or that that reactor
19:53
Speaker 1: that was like an earthquake fault line, which just don't
19:55
Speaker 1: build a reactor there as part of it, you know
19:57
Speaker 1: in Japan that like leaked all that to the Fukushima
20:00
Speaker 1: in the ocean. But it's like, are they just doing
20:01
Speaker 1: this so that we have to keep you know, like
20:03
Speaker 1: paying Addison the X number of dollars a month, you know, like,
20:05
Speaker 1: is this just like a shell company. Well, if you
20:07
Speaker 1: look into three you're just trying to keep us down here.
20:09
Speaker 2: If you look into three Mile Island, which was which
20:13
Speaker 2: is currently I would argue and don't at me on Twitter. Uh,
20:18
Speaker 2: the best flavor of wings sauce at Hooters is definitely
20:22
Speaker 2: three mile Island.
20:23
Speaker 1: Is that really enameable?
20:24
Speaker 2: They have three mile Island and they also have nine
20:26
Speaker 2: to one one. That's but a really fun thing to
20:29
Speaker 2: do is go in and order nine one one, but
20:32
Speaker 2: just keep calling them nine to eleven wings and see
20:36
Speaker 2: if by the time your waitress reads your order back
20:39
Speaker 2: to you, if she says nine to eleven wings. Me, Josh,
20:42
Speaker 2: Danny and Jeff May did that at a Hooters in
20:45
Speaker 2: Hollywood and it worked.
20:46
Speaker 1: That's fucking great. That was the three of the traditional
20:50
Speaker 1: with the nine to eleven sauce. Yes, do that. That
20:55
Speaker 1: fucking rules. That's great. But that's like Steve Red is
20:57
Speaker 1: easy losing the Buffalo Wildwig's commercial after eleven stuff came out,
21:00
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, Hooters should have picked him up. Can
21:03
Speaker 1: I get the Sea red as easy? These kids? Memorial
21:05
Speaker 1: College Fund wing sauce flavor? Place love you, Steve?
21:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, three mile is when it's a Hooter's
21:14
Speaker 2: wing sauce. But also that was the big nuclear meltdown
21:18
Speaker 2: that happened.
21:18
Speaker 1: Can I get those radioactive bore potato skins?
21:21
Speaker 2: You know that was the nuclear reactor meltdown that happened
21:25
Speaker 2: here in the United States, And there's like this movie
21:29
Speaker 2: the China Syndrome had just come out and then this
21:32
Speaker 2: nuclear meltdown happens, which nothing suspicious about. Sometimes I look
21:37
Speaker 2: back on things and I'm like, man, the government was
21:38
Speaker 2: hard at hiding this stuff. Yeah, Like I feel like
21:41
Speaker 2: they just made that movie and then caused that reactor
21:44
Speaker 2: to go, oh, we gotta stick with the energy we
21:46
Speaker 2: have now.
21:47
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's one of these things where it's like, really
21:48
Speaker 1: Paul Blar mal coop and observing the report in the
21:51
Speaker 1: same month, you know, But yeah, they do do s
21:53
Speaker 1: to like the Manchurian candidate shit. With all this stuff happening,
21:56
Speaker 1: it's kind of just like people like, well, yeah, let's
21:58
Speaker 1: make it. And it's like I feel even the same
22:00
Speaker 1: way about like apocalypse movies, where I think people are
22:02
Speaker 1: just like, oh, yeah, no, the apocalypse will be fun.
22:05
Speaker 1: It'll be me and my high school buddies in a
22:07
Speaker 1: van fighting zombies. Like no, it's gonna be you getting
22:10
Speaker 1: the flu from radiation and just eating like cans of
22:13
Speaker 1: dog food until you die, until someone murders you for
22:16
Speaker 1: your cans of dog food. Exactly. Yeah, so well, yeah,
22:18
Speaker 1: I'll be real flipping about the whole thermonuclear tension in
22:22
Speaker 1: the political winds, because yeah, it'll be like mad Max.
22:25
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get a big truck with spikes all over
22:27
Speaker 1: it and fight a bunch of white dudes in the desert.
22:29
Speaker 1: Flames don't come out of my guitar. Now, no apocalypse.
22:34
Speaker 1: I'd love some elastic jamming environments.
22:37
Speaker 2: But yeah, Three Mile Island, I don't think anyone died.
22:41
Speaker 2: I don't know if there were even that many injuries,
22:45
Speaker 2: and the amount of radiation that went out into the
22:47
Speaker 2: air was very negligible. Yeah, and we still cite it
22:53
Speaker 2: as like this big nuclear tragedy and as one of
22:57
Speaker 2: the reasons we can't have nuclear power. Meanwhile, they're been
23:00
Speaker 2: the the titty reactors oh in sant and Afre have
23:05
Speaker 2: been there forever, and I don't remember those fucking melting down.
23:09
Speaker 1: And it's also a problem of like we haven't built
23:10
Speaker 1: any new nuclear power plants in like thirty it's like
23:13
Speaker 1: a long ass time, yeah, because people are so resistant
23:16
Speaker 1: to the idea, and it's like for the low like
23:17
Speaker 1: this is like as close as you're gonna get to
23:19
Speaker 1: free energy, right, you know, just like these rods get
23:22
Speaker 1: really hot because that's what they're made out of. It,
23:24
Speaker 1: and let's fucking I don't know, let's just say the
23:26
Speaker 1: whole state of Wyoming. Sorry, guys, you gotta move. That's
23:29
Speaker 1: just nuclear fucking meltdown down where we just we just
23:33
Speaker 1: go bury them in a big lead case and you know,
23:35
Speaker 1: we get a dude in an et suit to drop
23:37
Speaker 1: him in there, and then like, yeah, let's just all
23:39
Speaker 1: enjoy our cheap, convenient electricity from that. Yeah.
23:43
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, it's a thing that's been around for
23:44
Speaker 2: such a long time and it hasn't like it hasn't
23:47
Speaker 2: wrecked the environment or the world. Like, there's plenty of
23:50
Speaker 2: countries that still use it, but there's such a stigma
23:52
Speaker 2: against it that Yeah, and there's it's impossible to think
23:55
Speaker 2: that's not just because we're so beholden to oil companies.
23:59
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's like, I mean, people are stupid, but
24:01
Speaker 1: I mean I guess, I mean, I guess I have
24:03
Speaker 1: had a million conversations with people about this. Will it
24:06
Speaker 1: be like well, yeah, but what about and we can't
24:08
Speaker 1: be putting that and it's just like, ugh, this is
24:11
Speaker 1: sort of like a you know, like a given day here,
24:13
Speaker 1: It's like, is that is one, you know, the ten
24:17
Speaker 1: square mile plot that's I radiated worse than burning a
24:21
Speaker 1: shitload of coal to get our electricity? Right, what's the
24:24
Speaker 1: call you want to make? What are these alternatives? You know,
24:27
Speaker 1: even these solar panels that could create as much you know,
24:29
Speaker 1: the carbon dioxide and as they're gonna save by producing
24:33
Speaker 1: this energy from the sun. Like it's there's a trade
24:34
Speaker 1: off with everything here. This seems pretty good to me.
24:37
Speaker 1: This makes steam and radiation and we can go put
24:40
Speaker 1: radiation somewhere and steam is fucking water vapor, So right,
24:42
Speaker 1: what do you want?
24:43
Speaker 2: And even stuff like DDT, which we now like people
24:48
Speaker 2: use it as a joke like, oh, Trump would bring
24:51
Speaker 2: back DDT. DDT basically wiped out malaria in the countries
24:56
Speaker 2: where it was used. Yeah, but it also killed falcons,
25:01
Speaker 2: and we stopped using it because there was science that
25:03
Speaker 2: said it was endangering falcons.
25:06
Speaker 1: The Stephen King lobby really yea.
25:09
Speaker 2: And for one, that science turned out to be false,
25:12
Speaker 2: Like it was just these.
25:13
Speaker 1: Falcons, you know, they've been all hopped up on LSD
25:17
Speaker 1: and then.
25:17
Speaker 2: As soon as we stopped spraying it, malaria went way
25:20
Speaker 2: back up.
25:20
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it's it's just crazy how a public scare
25:25
Speaker 1: can get out of hand. It's the bad press that
25:27
Speaker 1: some things get. It's just kind of tragic because it's like, no,
25:30
Speaker 1: this is imperfect, like certainly Three Mile Island, Fukushima, all
25:33
Speaker 1: these places, you know, Cheronoble. It's like, yeah, we didn't
25:36
Speaker 1: do it the right way, but it's like we were
25:38
Speaker 1: onto something, you know.
25:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, I and and with to bring it back to Harp,
25:43
Speaker 2: I feel like this is one of those things where
25:45
Speaker 2: it's almost like a public scare thing because it's so
25:49
Speaker 2: public and out there and people can see it and
25:52
Speaker 2: they're like, what are you doing with that?
25:54
Speaker 1: But even the bad.
25:55
Speaker 2: Stuff that I hear that we use it for, I'm like, eh, yeah, sorry,
25:59
Speaker 2: like I'd rather us be using it than Russia.
26:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, something like that. I mean again, that is kind
26:04
Speaker 1: of the luxury of being on the winning team. You're like, yeah,
26:07
Speaker 1: well yeah, I mean I'm a Pats fan and we
26:09
Speaker 1: sure did you know, buy the whole roster. But i mean, hey,
26:12
Speaker 1: those Super Bowl victories are a lot of fun. You know.
26:14
Speaker 1: It's the same kind of shit. So uh yeah, we
26:19
Speaker 1: were talking about Tesla twenty five minutes ago.
26:22
Speaker 2: She went to Gene Manning, the journalists they talked to
26:25
Speaker 2: in this documentary, goes to a TESLA conference and she
26:28
Speaker 2: meets a guy who she refers to as mister X
26:32
Speaker 2: and he eventually sends her a bunch of files about
26:35
Speaker 2: the Eastland patent.
26:37
Speaker 1: And basically this would allow you to fit a monkey
26:40
Speaker 1: inside of the truck, because that is that what I'm hearing.
26:43
Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty eight, the government provided a patent to
26:47
Speaker 2: a Texan named Bernard Eastland for an invention that quote
26:51
Speaker 2: could change the weather.
26:53
Speaker 1: This is a quote.
26:54
Speaker 2: Doctor Eastland says the invention could be used to disrupt
26:57
Speaker 2: communications all over the world and destroy or deflect a
27:01
Speaker 2: missile attack.
27:02
Speaker 1: And this is Gene Manning talking about that.
27:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bernard Eastland.
27:07
Speaker 1: Patent about a month ago.
27:08
Speaker 3: The US actually this is nprted a patent to a
27:11
Speaker 3: Houston based scientist, doctor Bernard Eastland, for an invention which
27:15
Speaker 3: doctor Eastland says could be used to change the weather.
27:19
Speaker 3: Doctor Eastland says the invention could also be used to
27:22
Speaker 3: disrupt communications all over the world and might be used
27:25
Speaker 3: to destroy or deflect a missile attack. The Eastern patents
27:30
Speaker 3: had the ring of the mad scientist aspect of Tesla.
27:34
Speaker 2: So that's an actual patent that the yea, the Eastland
27:39
Speaker 2: patent is a real thing. You can go out and
27:42
Speaker 2: look it up, and sure enough, it is for a
27:45
Speaker 2: device that with the right it's a device that works
27:50
Speaker 2: like HARP and with the right power being beamed up
27:53
Speaker 2: into the sky in theory, you could use it to
27:57
Speaker 2: control the weather. And that is actually that becomes the
28:03
Speaker 2: sticking point in this is is HARP actually based on
28:08
Speaker 2: the Eastland patent or not? Because if it is, that
28:12
Speaker 2: is pretty much a space laser in Alaska, and if
28:17
Speaker 2: it's not, then it's probably just some weather shit. So
28:22
Speaker 2: she gets another call from mister X after she goes
28:26
Speaker 2: to this conference and he tells her the maniacs are
28:30
Speaker 2: actually going to do it up in Alaska, and that's
28:33
Speaker 2: him referring to HARP actually building this crazy Eastland pet device.
28:41
Speaker 2: And this is Bernard Eastland on NPR in nineteen eighty eight.
28:47
Speaker 4: The basic concept is to build a very large antenna,
28:54
Speaker 4: then to utilize a large amount of power and to
29:00
Speaker 4: being those radio waves up into the upper atmosphere.
29:04
Speaker 1: Have you approached the Pentagon with this invention? Yes?
29:09
Speaker 4: And what I'm not at liberty to tell you is
29:12
Speaker 4: the details of what that interaction is.
29:14
Speaker 1: From the words spreading. So that's creepy. I mean it
29:20
Speaker 1: homeboys signed an NDA. You know, they didn't talk about nothing.
29:24
Speaker 2: It's not like he said, yeah, I reached out and
29:25
Speaker 2: they weren't interested. Yeah, he said, I reached out and
29:29
Speaker 2: I can't tell you what we talked about.
29:30
Speaker 1: Yeah.
29:31
Speaker 2: So that's almost always basically saying yeah, yeah, I reached
29:35
Speaker 2: out to them, and it's everything you.
29:37
Speaker 1: Think, especially when people are like, oh, sounds like a
29:39
Speaker 1: dead end, you know, yeah, nothing to see here, gang.
29:43
Speaker 2: And so that was Bernard Eastland and this thing is
29:48
Speaker 2: in or near Eagle River, Alaska. That's where a lot
29:51
Speaker 2: of the people who first started complaining about this are,
29:54
Speaker 2: among them doctor Nick Begich, who is one of the
29:58
Speaker 2: pre eminent Harp conspiracy theorists. There are tons of videos
30:03
Speaker 2: with this guy out there if you want to go
30:05
Speaker 2: watch them.
30:06
Speaker 1: They are's the Tom DeLong of Harp.
30:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and uh I watched one that we'll talk
30:12
Speaker 2: about very briefly at the end that about halfway through
30:15
Speaker 2: I realized found out was an info Wars joint.
30:19
Speaker 1: And you're like, yeah, this is interesting, and you're like son.
30:21
Speaker 5: Of a b.
30:23
Speaker 2: And He basically says, what you have with HARP is
30:27
Speaker 2: basically a universal hammer for geophysical warfare.
30:32
Speaker 1: Because that would be great if every Info Wars production
30:35
Speaker 1: had Alex Jones talking underneath it like Puffy. You know,
30:39
Speaker 1: you can be with our friends who can do this
30:42
Speaker 1: every weekend. That would be fantastic. Friends.
30:48
Speaker 2: We should have that on this podcast. I'll send you
30:50
Speaker 2: the file after we're done if you can.
30:51
Speaker 1: Just okay, I'll do I'll do it. Yeah, yeah, uh
30:57
Speaker 1: so it's all good if you don't know. Now, you know,
31:02
Speaker 1: liberals had a flat with this seat of my pants
31:07
Speaker 1: on that one.
31:09
Speaker 2: So he basically calls this a prototype for ground based
31:13
Speaker 2: for a ground based Star Wars weapons system, which again
31:18
Speaker 2: I was never all that opposed to Star Wars, so.
31:21
Speaker 1: I would love it we're talking about this. I would
31:24
Speaker 1: love it. If that's the role of this thing, to
31:27
Speaker 1: shoot fucking missiles out of the sky, just tell me, great,
31:30
Speaker 1: I'm into I would Yeah, I'm into it. I mean,
31:32
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, then we gotta worry about people smuggle
31:34
Speaker 1: them and shipping containers and stuff. But it's like, at
31:36
Speaker 1: least the ones that you just throw up in the
31:38
Speaker 1: sky and aim at Pittsburgh are like, Okay, we know
31:41
Speaker 1: those we got something for that. I mean, sure, gonna
31:44
Speaker 1: be without powerful months and it's gonna be devastating rather
31:46
Speaker 1: but it's like whoa, Okay, that's yeah, Calvus lives. Yeah,
31:51
Speaker 1: way better, way better outcome.
31:53
Speaker 2: So if nothing we've said so far convinces you that
31:57
Speaker 2: there's at least something strange happening with HARP, get ready
32:00
Speaker 2: to let this weird government official make you think this
32:05
Speaker 2: thing is a space laser, because throughout this documentary they're
32:08
Speaker 2: talking to.
32:09
Speaker 1: And nobody but government officials can make space laser talk boring.
32:13
Speaker 2: Right, Well, he I like how evasive he is, Like yeah,
32:17
Speaker 2: he's pretty he's almost admitting that what she's asking him
32:22
Speaker 2: is true by not admitting it, just the way he
32:26
Speaker 2: dodges these questions.
32:28
Speaker 1: So let's go through the first one. I don't remember
32:30
Speaker 1: this guy's name.
32:31
Speaker 6: I hope you wave transmitter. Does it have any military applications?
32:37
Speaker 5: The site itself is strictly a scientific research site. Perhaps
32:41
Speaker 5: the outcome of some of the science, perhaps some of
32:45
Speaker 5: the results could be applied in a military to military systems.
32:50
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so that's that's a yes. Without saying yes.
32:57
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, well, maybe, I mean some science can
32:59
Speaker 1: be used by the Yeah.
33:01
Speaker 2: He's basically just saying, yeah, we could, and I don't know.
33:05
Speaker 1: I mean, this is a research death laser.
33:07
Speaker 2: We want to I don't know if it comes up later,
33:12
Speaker 2: because he says at one point she asks another question
33:16
Speaker 2: and he says, if it was the device based on
33:19
Speaker 2: the Eastland patent, we could do that. And the sticking
33:23
Speaker 2: point becomes the amount of energy it shoots up into
33:26
Speaker 2: the air, because the Eastland patent calls for something like
33:31
Speaker 2: one hundred million kilowatts, And they're saying, well, we're only
33:33
Speaker 2: shooting three point seven.
33:34
Speaker 1: But I mean it's it's this array of lasers to
33:36
Speaker 1: the idea of being can synchronized, that.
33:38
Speaker 2: You can synchronize all one hundred and eighty and make
33:41
Speaker 2: them a more concentrated.
33:43
Speaker 1: It's not a machine gun. It's just fifty guns that
33:45
Speaker 1: you'd at the same time.
33:46
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so they cut to Jim Roderick, who's another
33:50
Speaker 2: conspiracy theorist profiled in this documentary. Lives in a fucking
33:54
Speaker 2: shack in a village in Alaska. This is his quote
33:59
Speaker 2: about her. And then I think in here is where
34:02
Speaker 2: that response from the government official comes.
34:07
Speaker 5: The net plans for HARP activities correlating with projections of
34:14
Speaker 5: what can be done in the Eastland patents.
34:16
Speaker 1: It's that simple.
34:17
Speaker 6: So it's not a coincidence.
34:18
Speaker 1: It's not a coincidence.
34:20
Speaker 5: Well, I hate to disagree with you, but it's not
34:25
Speaker 5: his patent that we're building. Superficially, Yes, they send energy
34:30
Speaker 5: up into the ionosphere, but the Eastland patents require huge, prodigious,
34:38
Speaker 5: in fact amounts of power, like one hundred billion watts.
34:41
Speaker 6: Remember that number, one hundred billion watts.
34:44
Speaker 2: Indeed, remember that number because that's the government's defining difference
34:50
Speaker 2: between what they built and the Eastland patent, which is
34:52
Speaker 2: a weather control machine.
34:54
Speaker 1: Is what the Eastland patent is.
34:56
Speaker 2: They're saying, well, we don't shoot enough energy into the
34:59
Speaker 2: sky to be replicating that.
35:02
Speaker 1: They also interview a woman who works at HARP.
35:05
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she is the proto like the when a
35:11
Speaker 2: conspiracy happens. I feel like they need people like this
35:14
Speaker 2: woman because it's very obvious that she just inherently trusts
35:18
Speaker 2: whatever she's told.
35:20
Speaker 1: Yeah, We're like, we've showing you this much of the picture,
35:22
Speaker 1: and don't worry about the rest of it, and just
35:24
Speaker 1: go tell the line.
35:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, And because this this woman. I mean, just listen
35:29
Speaker 2: to her.
35:31
Speaker 1: The company.
35:32
Speaker 6: There's a lot of people around here that have really
35:34
Speaker 6: a lot of strange ideas, and I think many of.
35:38
Speaker 1: Those are strange, hat pretty bizarre.
35:40
Speaker 6: Michelle keeps the HARP computers between visits from the military scientists.
35:46
Speaker 6: Do you know, I mean, do you understand what they're
35:48
Speaker 6: what they're doing here with scients come in? You mean,
35:50
Speaker 6: when the sciences come in and shoot the beams up.
35:54
Speaker 1: Isn't that like when they come and shoot the beams up? Yeah,
35:57
Speaker 1: I mean isn't that Is that not what we're talking
35:59
Speaker 1: about here? Yeah, that's exactly what we want to know.
36:02
Speaker 6: The death I think that heats a little small space
36:06
Speaker 6: in the ion a sphere, and then you've got guys
36:09
Speaker 6: that are sitting on computers. You've got people putting up
36:15
Speaker 6: weather polls that measure weather and everything like that.
36:17
Speaker 3: I mean, spooky going on here.
36:19
Speaker 6: There have been claims made by some scientists.
36:22
Speaker 1: That this is the government.
36:24
Speaker 6: You could heat up the eye on a sphere and
36:25
Speaker 6: affect local weather if you were to do Eastland patents.
36:30
Speaker 1: I have no doubt that's the case.
36:31
Speaker 6: Claims are being me that it could disrupt global communications, yes,
36:35
Speaker 6: that it could shut down in other countries communication system
36:40
Speaker 6: and enhance your own positive.
36:43
Speaker 1: Here not harp. This guy is like if you told
36:46
Speaker 1: someone to make you a guilty muppet, you know, make
36:50
Speaker 1: an incriminating puppet. His answers are so amazing. Global. No, no,
36:56
Speaker 1: not global, I mean continent wide. Like perhaps like we
36:59
Speaker 1: could do it all around the globe. It just wouldn't
37:01
Speaker 1: shut down the whole globe. Yeah, because we need to
37:04
Speaker 1: text each other lol, after we'd fucked up the whole
37:07
Speaker 1: Syrian cell phone network. But yeah, that was basically his
37:10
Speaker 1: answer was global. Nope, no, fucked up global, global, Global.
37:14
Speaker 2: And uh and yeah the thing he said about, well, yeah,
37:17
Speaker 2: if it was based on the Eastland patents, we could
37:19
Speaker 2: do that.
37:20
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but it's not. It's just, uh, we just
37:23
Speaker 1: made fifty mini Eastland patents and then use them in
37:26
Speaker 1: Unison for for nothing.
37:29
Speaker 2: I mean that's when she brings up Technical Memorandum one
37:33
Speaker 2: ninety five, which is an amazing six hundred page document
37:38
Speaker 2: that allegedly came from a conference about heart.
37:41
Speaker 1: Now I've read through this thing and its entirety, and
37:45
Speaker 1: it's pretty good stuff. It's interesting, it's it's dense, but
37:47
Speaker 1: it's a good read. I check it out at the
37:49
Speaker 1: beach maybe Yeah. Available now on Kindle, get the audiobook
37:54
Speaker 1: version on If you download this fucking boring a stag,
37:57
Speaker 1: it would make your Kindle heavier. You're just like, oh,
37:59
Speaker 1: I feel like this. It's gained a pound.
38:02
Speaker 2: It basically says within the first page that even though
38:07
Speaker 2: this document exists, it doesn't actually exist, like you're looking
38:12
Speaker 2: at it, but you are to never tell anyone that
38:15
Speaker 2: you've seen it.
38:16
Speaker 1: And somehow doctor Nick Begich has a copy of this thing, okay,
38:20
Speaker 1: and the thing fecal matter.
38:24
Speaker 2: Exactly, the fecal matter demo, and the thing about heart beams.
38:29
Speaker 2: Their beams are three million watts and the Eastland patent
38:33
Speaker 2: calls for one hundred million watts. This document basically says
38:37
Speaker 2: the goal of HARP is for those beams to reach
38:40
Speaker 2: one hundred million. Okay, So what this government guy is
38:43
Speaker 2: saying is, no, we're not working off the Eastland patent.
38:46
Speaker 2: But what this document is saying is we're working toward
38:50
Speaker 2: the Eastland patent. We at least want that to be
38:53
Speaker 2: the thing that this does, but they're just not. There's
38:58
Speaker 2: no way to verify if this document is real.
39:00
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is just this is something, he claims.
39:03
Speaker 2: And so let's go back to that government creep and
39:05
Speaker 2: hear his response.
39:07
Speaker 6: You must be familiar with technical Memorandum one ninety five,
39:11
Speaker 6: which talks about a desired level of one.
39:13
Speaker 1: Christis face billion watts.
39:15
Speaker 6: Which memorandum technical memory.
39:19
Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with that number.
39:22
Speaker 6: Well, it's about six hundred pages and it's it's yeah.
39:27
Speaker 6: I mean you may not acknowledge it because it's not
39:29
Speaker 6: It hasn't been published, but it exists. I've seen it.
39:32
Speaker 1: I don't know what technical MEMORANDU one is. He's almost laughing. Yeah, published.
39:38
Speaker 2: He is almost laughing when he says he doesn't know
39:42
Speaker 2: what that is.
39:43
Speaker 1: Care to look at this picture you were tagged in.
39:47
Speaker 1: Who are these sluts? I don't know. I don't know them.
39:50
Speaker 2: So doctor Nick Begich is the one who Because the
39:54
Speaker 2: thing about this maybe being used to impact weather and
39:59
Speaker 2: maybe be used to interfere with communications and satellites, that
40:05
Speaker 2: all seems.
40:07
Speaker 1: Plausible, plausible. Yeah, Like I like, okay, I like my
40:10
Speaker 1: limited understanding of shooting electricity into the sky is like
40:14
Speaker 1: that seems like some shit you could do.
40:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, And if you look into like cloud seating, like
40:18
Speaker 2: there are things we've done, yeah with weather to try
40:22
Speaker 2: and like fix drought.
40:23
Speaker 1: Okay, silver dioxide up over this patch, Yeah, give us
40:25
Speaker 1: some rain.
40:26
Speaker 2: And that's you know, I could see this being used
40:30
Speaker 2: for that. Yeah, it's doctor Nick Begott who claims that
40:34
Speaker 2: this is used for mind control.
40:37
Speaker 1: Also, we're gonna give everyone in Russia seasonal effective disorder.
40:41
Speaker 1: We're gonna take away their three weeks of spring and
40:44
Speaker 1: cast them into another month of darkness. So I got
40:47
Speaker 1: like a real like uh fucking Perry of the Platypus
40:50
Speaker 1: as plan.
40:51
Speaker 2: And the only way I can think of that working though,
40:53
Speaker 2: is just to make it rain all the time.
40:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's just like Seattle seems to be doing. Okay, Yeah, yeah,
40:57
Speaker 1: there's a new Russian grunge movement, but they there's not.
41:03
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sure the evidence for this being a
41:06
Speaker 2: mind control thing is out there, but I don't I
41:09
Speaker 2: don't really know what it would be.
41:11
Speaker 1: Yeah, But so let's and again it seems like my
41:15
Speaker 1: farting in an elevator analogy word, It's like, how would
41:17
Speaker 1: you do this specific? I mean, I would you would
41:20
Speaker 1: it be confined to a large geographical region, to what
41:23
Speaker 1: extent could you pinpoint it to what extent could you
41:27
Speaker 1: ensure it's efficacy over the people in that region. It
41:29
Speaker 1: all seems kind of tough.
41:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, so let's let's listen to the government guy one
41:36
Speaker 2: last time. This documentary is only like twelve or thirteen minutes.
41:40
Speaker 1: If it's got the great VHS fucking feel too.
41:43
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's an older one it's from.
41:46
Speaker 6: Is it just a coincidence that there's been all of
41:48
Speaker 6: this talk and that harp will be experimenting with with this?
41:53
Speaker 6: Is that all this coincidence?
41:54
Speaker 5: I believe the ability of elf to affect the mind
41:58
Speaker 5: is is a a side issue for us. It may
42:03
Speaker 5: be real. I can't say what.
42:06
Speaker 1: A side issue like. I'm not as interested in that
42:09
Speaker 1: as we are causing droughts upon our enemies.
42:12
Speaker 2: But I mean, I feel like he's just fucking with
42:14
Speaker 2: her at this point, yeah, yeah, and being like, yeah,
42:17
Speaker 2: maybe it's real. What the fuck are you gonna do
42:19
Speaker 2: about it?
42:19
Speaker 1: Well, you coming here with your tough questions and your hearings,
42:21
Speaker 1: I don't have to say.
42:22
Speaker 6: Shit, it's been exceedingly difficult to find information on what
42:26
Speaker 6: is supposed to be a major new initiative of the military.
42:28
Speaker 6: All we see is heart.
42:33
Speaker 5: Well that I'm being kept in the dark.
42:37
Speaker 1: If that's the case, the question is could they would they?
42:40
Speaker 1: And we believe they can and we believe they will.
42:44
Speaker 1: That was doctor Nick Baggage. Yeah, doctor, you're a Cardigan
42:48
Speaker 1: and he looks like he's in a mobile home.
42:51
Speaker 2: So now, one thing that I did find kind of
42:54
Speaker 2: interesting when I was researching this another Canadian site called
43:00
Speaker 2: GlobalResearch dot Ca, which I believe is kind of a
43:03
Speaker 2: conspiracy theory type website. I no claims to their validity
43:07
Speaker 2: as a source, but this is a kind of a
43:10
Speaker 2: weird thing. So in this article called HARP secret weapon
43:15
Speaker 2: used for weather modification electromagnetic warfare, this is a quote
43:20
Speaker 2: they have on in that article that is supposed to
43:24
Speaker 2: have come from Harp's website. This is the quote HARP
43:28
Speaker 2: is a scientific endeavor aimed at studying the properties and
43:31
Speaker 2: behavior of the ionosphere, with particular emphasis on being able
43:37
Speaker 2: to understand and use it to enhance communications and surveillance
43:42
Speaker 2: systems for both civilian and defense purposes. So that sounds creepy,
43:49
Speaker 2: and that's they claim is from an actual HARP website.
43:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, like from like one of the not from a
43:57
Speaker 1: secret you know, tassa like that. But like at some
44:01
Speaker 1: point that was you know, on the site for ARP,
44:04
Speaker 1: that was part of the mission statement and it has
44:05
Speaker 1: since been redacted or removed.
44:08
Speaker 2: And if you click on the link that is no
44:11
Speaker 2: longer in the description.
44:13
Speaker 1: All of the other like all of the lead up
44:16
Speaker 1: to that is in there. Yeah, that we discussed at
44:19
Speaker 1: the opening of the show, right, but.
44:21
Speaker 2: The part about it being used for surveillance and defense
44:26
Speaker 2: systems and military and civilians is taken out. It's not
44:31
Speaker 2: on there. So that means either this site is lying
44:35
Speaker 2: and that that was never on there, or that it
44:37
Speaker 2: was changed at some point. And the article was originally
44:42
Speaker 2: published in twenty ten on this site. The second sentence
44:47
Speaker 2: on the page at links to now says operation of
44:49
Speaker 2: the research facility was transferred from the United States Air
44:53
Speaker 2: Force to the University of Alaska, Fairbanks on August eleventh,
44:58
Speaker 2: twenty fifteen, allowing HARP to continue with exploration of ionospheric
45:04
Speaker 2: phenomenology via a land use cooperative research and development agreement.
45:09
Speaker 2: So who knows what it actually said back when the
45:12
Speaker 2: Air Force was controlling it, because.
45:15
Speaker 1: Now it seems to have been moved to a right
45:17
Speaker 1: a public institution.
45:19
Speaker 2: Except thank god for the way back machine.
45:22
Speaker 1: I was able to.
45:23
Speaker 2: Find what this page looked like back when this article
45:28
Speaker 2: was written, and sure enough, it, for one thing, looks.
45:32
Speaker 1: A lot so much shittier. Yeah, and not a sleek.
45:38
Speaker 2: This is the opening sentence from Program Purpose. The Program
45:43
Speaker 2: Purpose Page HARP is a scientific endeavor aimed at studying
45:46
Speaker 2: the properties and behavior of the ionosphere, with particular emphasis
45:50
Speaker 2: on being able to understand and use it to enhance
45:53
Speaker 2: communications and surveillance systems for both civilian and defense purposes.
45:59
Speaker 1: So that at least implied to.
46:00
Speaker 2: Me that at one point we were at least looking
46:03
Speaker 2: into what we could use this for in terms of
46:06
Speaker 2: warfare and spying on people.
46:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you know, blown up satellite? You're disrupting people's
46:11
Speaker 1: ability to communicate, you.
46:12
Speaker 2: Know, And the fact that we built it maybe it worked.
46:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean we were running it for a long
46:19
Speaker 1: time before the Air Force gave it up, and they've
46:21
Speaker 1: changed this, so it's like, okay, well maybe they fucking
46:24
Speaker 1: figured this stuff out, saw that it worked, and then
46:26
Speaker 1: we're like, all right, Alaskan fucking College number six, you
46:31
Speaker 1: guys want to just try to see if you can
46:32
Speaker 1: make it more sunny or some shit. We're kind of
46:35
Speaker 1: down with it. We're gonna make a big secret one
46:36
Speaker 1: up at the North Pole, you know, And yeah, I
46:38
Speaker 1: have a Sana fucking piano wire choked and to take
46:42
Speaker 1: his operation over. And when this was garrotted, I think
46:46
Speaker 1: it is the word I was is that when you
46:48
Speaker 1: gar out somebody, Yeah, okay, cool. Yeah. As a conspiracy theorist,
46:52
Speaker 1: I should know this.
46:53
Speaker 2: And when this was originally the Air Force was just
46:55
Speaker 2: going to shut this down, and then there was this
46:58
Speaker 2: big movement to save hard and like scientists were like, no,
47:02
Speaker 2: we can actually even if you're not going to use
47:04
Speaker 2: it for mind control and causing earthquakes, we can use
47:06
Speaker 2: it for actual science. And this big movement happened and
47:10
Speaker 2: the Air Force agreed to transfer it to the University
47:13
Speaker 2: of Alaska. So clearly the Air Force was doing something
47:18
Speaker 2: with this. Yeah, that probably didn't just involve making sure
47:23
Speaker 2: pilots could fly safely. Ye, like we figured out how
47:26
Speaker 2: to fly, like we have all that down. But the
47:30
Speaker 2: iono sphere does involve like like communications, satellites and things
47:34
Speaker 2: use the ionosphere, so it is it probably is the
47:39
Speaker 2: fucking thing that we can use to jam communication systems.
47:43
Speaker 1: And maybe fuck with the weather. But the government's never
47:46
Speaker 1: gonna say it. No, why would they? And I mean,
47:50
Speaker 1: I don't know.
47:50
Speaker 2: This is the kind of thing that having it on
47:53
Speaker 2: my side, I feel better than if someone else had it. Yeah,
47:58
Speaker 2: but it's it's one of those things that there's never
48:01
Speaker 2: going to be a way to prove it. And I did.
48:05
Speaker 2: I have a bunch of stuff about There's a Nick
48:07
Speaker 2: Baggage interview that I watched, but god damn it, it's dense.
48:12
Speaker 2: You don't want to.
48:12
Speaker 1: It was a it was a rough viewing.
48:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's uh, before we get out of here, let's
48:18
Speaker 2: talk about an event that if you go online, you'll
48:21
Speaker 2: find stories claiming that harp caused the two thousand and
48:25
Speaker 2: eight Sichuan earthquake. And that was in China. And there's
48:30
Speaker 2: a pretty popular video out there for.
48:33
Speaker 1: Harp high frequency active see that's Martin she harp. But
48:41
Speaker 1: where are these.
48:42
Speaker 4: Cloud It would vibrate any strings that were present in
48:45
Speaker 4: the ground.
48:45
Speaker 1: And they had actually put a harp in there. So
48:47
Speaker 1: watch it.
48:48
Speaker 2: So there's all of these rainbow looking clouds before in
48:53
Speaker 2: the atmosphere before this earthquake. This video is called harp
48:58
Speaker 2: caused earthquake in Sichuan with a question mark and their
49:04
Speaker 2: evidence is that. See look at these weird rainbow colored
49:08
Speaker 2: clouds that appeared right before this earthquake. That's clearly the
49:12
Speaker 2: government doing it. But those clouds are literally called earthquake lights,
49:17
Speaker 2: and they have been showing up ahead of earthquakes sometimes
49:21
Speaker 2: during earthquakes for decades and decades.
49:23
Speaker 1: Now that's weird, man, they are just I hadn't heard
49:26
Speaker 1: about those before.
49:27
Speaker 2: Now, See I hadn't either, And that's that's the thing.
49:30
Speaker 1: There's a lot of so much smog there's in California
49:32
Speaker 1: every earthquake you can't see the lights.
49:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of this that feels like just
49:39
Speaker 2: people not understanding how insane weather can be sometimes.
49:44
Speaker 1: And I guess I mean, if shit is moving down
49:45
Speaker 1: at a tectonic level so close to the core, which
49:48
Speaker 1: does create magnetism, which does affect the ionosphere, which would
49:51
Speaker 1: create lights like this, it's like, yeah, it's a movement
49:53
Speaker 1: like that might be precipitated by some weird lights in
49:55
Speaker 1: this sky. Like that kind of makes sense to me.
49:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the things that can happen in the atmosphere,
50:01
Speaker 2: like I forg I've forgotten the name of it now,
50:05
Speaker 2: But when I lived in Sioux Falls, there's this weather phenomenon.
50:09
Speaker 2: They're very rare, but basically it usually happens like in
50:13
Speaker 2: a one or two block radius, but the temperature will
50:17
Speaker 2: all of a sudden go from like in the forties
50:19
Speaker 2: or fifties to the nineties in a matter of minutes,
50:22
Speaker 2: and just that small area gets like tornado force winds
50:27
Speaker 2: and then it's over and the temperature drops back down
50:31
Speaker 2: and everything is normal. It's like a tornado hits, but
50:34
Speaker 2: you don't see a tornado and the fucking temperature sky
50:37
Speaker 2: rockets and it's an actual thing. It happened in Sioux Falls.
50:40
Speaker 2: I forget what they're fucking called now, but one of
50:43
Speaker 2: them happened a few years ago.
50:45
Speaker 1: And sometimes the weather's just weird. Yeah, you know.
50:48
Speaker 2: Not every anomaly you see in the sky is caused
50:51
Speaker 2: by our government satellites and antennas, which are clearly just
50:57
Speaker 2: for blocking communications and controlling human minds.
51:00
Speaker 1: Especially if there's reports of this earthquake light going back
51:03
Speaker 1: to far before we would have access to this kind
51:06
Speaker 1: of technology, that seems kind of damning. I mean, there
51:08
Speaker 1: would be something to be said for masking your your work,
51:14
Speaker 1: you know, by creating something like this before you do
51:17
Speaker 1: A man made space laser earthquake, you know, like that'd
51:20
Speaker 1: be like, oh, yeah, this shit's been happening forever. But
51:22
Speaker 1: I mean if it goes back that far, then it
51:24
Speaker 1: kind of seems like, yeah, that was probably just a coincidence. Yeah,
51:27
Speaker 1: and there's one more video.
51:29
Speaker 2: I don't even know, Like I thought these things were
51:32
Speaker 2: supposed to happen before a tragedy, but these people just
51:36
Speaker 2: live in Columbus, Ohio, which is a tragedy. But I
51:38
Speaker 2: don't think it's the kind of thing that Harp addresses.
51:41
Speaker 2: But the music underneath this is, if nothing else, fantastic.
51:46
Speaker 2: But this is a video called I've had this moog
51:49
Speaker 2: for forty five minutes. The song this video is called
51:54
Speaker 2: Harp Evidence Caught on Tape the Trees, And it's not
52:00
Speaker 2: just uh, fucking redneck driving her car and filming at
52:04
Speaker 2: the same time while trying to film this phenomenon that's
52:09
Speaker 2: happening in the sky, which does look crazy. Yeah, and
52:15
Speaker 2: now here comes the house music, of course, because this
52:17
Speaker 2: is a conspiracy video. Yeah, and yeah it looks like.
52:24
Speaker 1: A tornado coming out of a hole in the sky.
52:26
Speaker 1: It does. Yeah, it's pretty strange.
52:29
Speaker 2: And this video, which is inexplicably three minutes long, So
52:34
Speaker 2: this thing better get cool as ship.
52:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's better turn into a middle finger.
52:38
Speaker 2: And but the thing about this also as crazy as
52:43
Speaker 2: it looks, that those are called fall streak holes, and
52:50
Speaker 2: they are rare, but they're a phenomenon. It's also called
52:53
Speaker 2: a punch hole, and it's a thing where it looks
52:57
Speaker 2: like a hole is being punched in the sky, but
52:59
Speaker 2: it's just a natural weather phenomenon. Or we have a
53:05
Speaker 2: weather controlling satellite that the government is using to make Columbus,
53:08
Speaker 2: Ohio somehow worse.
53:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, which seems impossible. You'd have to have a very
53:13
Speaker 1: advanced level of technology. I guess we should cut back
53:16
Speaker 1: and see what's happening with this. Yep. Still kind of
53:18
Speaker 1: just like a little little toofed of cloud coming out
53:21
Speaker 1: from a hole in the rest of the clouds and
53:25
Speaker 1: some top notch filming. Yep, some cheetah fingers in the shots.
53:29
Speaker 2: So yeah, that is also probably not evidence that harp
53:34
Speaker 2: is real.
53:35
Speaker 1: I do kind of like that music though, that coming
53:37
Speaker 1: in a nice, yeah, nice bouncy groove.
53:38
Speaker 2: It was pretty swinging. Yeah, that's probably what the video
53:41
Speaker 2: was intended to do. Combined with what they're shooting into
53:44
Speaker 2: the ionosphere as we're recording this.
53:45
Speaker 1: Oh absolutely, because I'm sure they knew we were recording it.
53:48
Speaker 1: What with the I mean they probably they can probably
53:49
Speaker 1: hack into full doc or a couple of Facebook messages.
53:52
Speaker 1: That's how we keep One of the tells is by
53:54
Speaker 1: rescheduling record dats so often.
53:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, through Facebook Messenger, which is somehow weirdly encrypted.
54:01
Speaker 1: I mean, that's actually Donald True Junior talk to Wiki leaks.
54:04
Speaker 1: It's just so funny. Nothing is more funny to me
54:06
Speaker 1: than Donald True Junior official messages Wiki Leaks official and
54:10
Speaker 1: they're just like just two guys talking. You know. I
54:13
Speaker 1: want like an encryption key. I don't even know that
54:15
Speaker 1: it works. I won't have to copy and paste some
54:16
Speaker 1: big long strings in yeah letters that don't make sense,
54:19
Speaker 1: you know, So that's harp. I don't, I don't. I
54:23
Speaker 1: don't know.
54:23
Speaker 2: Man, like that guy they interviewed in that Canadian documentary, just.
54:28
Speaker 1: How guilty he looks to me, He's doing a better
54:31
Speaker 1: job of units to me than the guy trying to
54:32
Speaker 1: expose him.
54:33
Speaker 5: You know.
54:33
Speaker 2: Yeah, that that is the most damning thing to me,
54:36
Speaker 2: is his reaction to those questions and him just being.
54:40
Speaker 1: The shit eating grin he had and the technical memo
54:44
Speaker 1: part where he's like, I don't know what that is.
54:47
Speaker 1: I never I'm not familiar with that number. That's what
54:49
Speaker 1: he said.
54:51
Speaker 2: I got those and he had such a grin when
54:54
Speaker 2: he said that. Oh yeah, like that guy, I think
54:56
Speaker 2: is the most damning part of this conspiracy.
54:59
Speaker 1: Oh definitely, yeah, like that. Fuck that guy's trying to
55:01
Speaker 1: control people's minds. I think that and that wording change.
55:04
Speaker 1: He wants to get everybody into the Doobie Brothers so
55:07
Speaker 1: he finally plays music in the car without fear of
55:10
Speaker 1: repercussion from his close family and friends.
55:13
Speaker 2: I think that and the wording change on that website
55:16
Speaker 2: are the two things that, yeah, make me think this
55:20
Speaker 2: was probably not everything the government said. It was not
55:26
Speaker 2: just a way to watch weather. But the thing is,
55:28
Speaker 2: I like, I feel like if the government's making that yeah, you.
55:31
Speaker 1: Know, Like I feel like if the government's making a
55:33
Speaker 1: new fabric, they're like, all right, it's lightweight and durable.
55:36
Speaker 1: And I'm sure there's one guy who's like, how much
55:38
Speaker 1: smallpox can we sow into this? If we're giving jumpsuits
55:43
Speaker 1: to let's say Africa, Like, I feel like there's always
55:46
Speaker 1: a dude that will militarize anything. If they're just like, yeah,
55:49
Speaker 1: this this life straw just cleans water right up when
55:52
Speaker 1: you stuck it through. It could be revolutionary to the
55:54
Speaker 1: humanitarian aid And so was like, okay, hear me out,
55:57
Speaker 1: could we put AIDS in it? Like, like I feel
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Speaker 1: you there's always gonna be guys like yeah, I mean definitely,
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Speaker 1: you know, could discript disrupt a nuclear bomb attacks or
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Speaker 1: tornado machine.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is this is one of those conspiracies
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Speaker 2: that if it's true, I think I'm mostly.
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Speaker 1: Alright with it. Yeah. Same unless I mean there are
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Speaker 1: like Hugo shavs, they're like making droughts just to make
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Speaker 1: it bananas more expensive for some shit.
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Speaker 2: I'm like, well, that's that's one of the things people
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Speaker 2: accuse this program of being as a way for the
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Speaker 2: US to like, like Hugo Chaves said, we cause the
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Speaker 2: earthquake in Haiti, Yeah, using HARP. So it's it's a
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Speaker 2: thing where people accuse it of being a weather control machine.
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Speaker 2: And I don't know, I mean they also say it
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Speaker 2: caused Hurricane Katrina, which then that would be them using
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Speaker 2: it on us.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's HARP. Who knows it's probably true, probably
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Speaker 1: just based on that guy.
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Speaker 1: You got to be fifteen twenty of them at least
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Speaker 2: There's a reason the numbers skip when you listen to
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Speaker 1: Thee got redacted. I've never heard of episode twenty five. Yeah,
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