Latest / The Treehouse Show Podcast / Squirrelly McNutface | Tuesday April 08, 2025
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- 0:27Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
- 0:31Speaker 1: with us inside the Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Mallley along
- 0:34Speaker 1: with Trey Trenholm. Today is Tuesday, April seventh, twenty twenty five.
- 0:41Speaker 1: Are already off to an exciting week. Yesterday's special guest
- 0:44Speaker 1: was actor and comedian and friend of ours Tone Bell.
- 0:48Speaker 2: Today we get to welcome Pottymouth.
- 0:51Speaker 1: Pottymouth also can be added to his IMDb profile. I
- 0:55Speaker 1: made the very massive mistake yesterday of saying yes, you
- 0:58Speaker 1: can swear because Trey will leave, but thinking Tone was
- 1:01Speaker 1: only going to say like one or two. Well, that
- 1:04Speaker 1: opened the floodgates and he unleashed about forty five of
- 1:07Speaker 1: them that poor Tray had to edit. So thank you Trey,
- 1:11Speaker 1: and again I'm sorry you're welcome.
- 1:15Speaker 3: It was.
- 1:15Speaker 2: It was a fun interview, so if you missed it
- 1:18Speaker 2: catch up.
- 1:19Speaker 1: You can catch up. Treehouse on Air dot Com listened
- 1:22Speaker 1: to the tone Bell episode from yesterday, but on the
- 1:24Speaker 1: heels of Pottymouth tone Bell, we decided to welcome in
- 1:27Speaker 1: a refreshing voice into the tree House Show, one that
- 1:32Speaker 1: has been missing inside the show for many, many years,
- 1:35Speaker 1: that of positivity and.
- 1:40Speaker 2: Talent.
- 1:41Speaker 1: Let's welcome Tara Ward from ninety nine to five to
- 1:43Speaker 1: The Wolf into the Treehouse Show Today.
- 1:46Speaker 4: Hi, terr you.
- 1:47Speaker 5: Hey guys, So any time I cussed has to do
- 1:50Speaker 5: extra work and edit that fun.
- 1:55Speaker 3: For you?
- 1:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:58Speaker 1: I'd love to say it would be fun for me,
- 2:00Speaker 1: but I know what would happen. He would then pay
- 2:02Speaker 1: it forward to make me do it.
- 2:04Speaker 5: I promise, I'll try not to say any saucy language.
- 2:07Speaker 6: Oh, we'll let you have a couple.
- 2:10Speaker 1: I feel like we need to have like a tally
- 2:12Speaker 1: for any time we have a guest in. It's like,
- 2:14Speaker 1: you're allowed this many, but once it's so you you
- 2:16Speaker 1: only get so many, so use them wisely because once
- 2:19Speaker 1: they're gone, they're gone.
- 2:20Speaker 5: I actually, I actually the time that I can't cuss,
- 2:22Speaker 5: and now that you told me I cannot. I mean,
- 2:24Speaker 5: you know, I'm on the air five hours every day.
- 2:26Speaker 5: I never ever do.
- 2:27Speaker 1: And then it's like, ah, Trey has Trey has a
- 2:33Speaker 1: lot of experience with telling a woman no and then
- 2:35Speaker 1: her not doing it, so it's he's used to it.
- 2:40Speaker 5: Or stray.
- 2:41Speaker 2: Trey and I are not good at keeping our feet down.
- 2:44Speaker 5: I have to apologize in advance. I didn't get home
- 2:47Speaker 5: in time, like I wanted to. I am in the
- 2:49Speaker 5: coffee room at the office, so uh, people, the coffee
- 2:53Speaker 5: machines right behind me, so you may hear people coming
- 2:57Speaker 5: in going sorry.
- 2:59Speaker 1: So basically you're doing your own Rob Schneider's Saturday Night
- 3:02Speaker 1: Live making copies bit here.
- 3:03Speaker 5: And yeah they can copy. So we're very fancy up
- 3:06Speaker 5: here with our blank white walls.
- 3:09Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very empty cubicle like someone may have worked
- 3:12Speaker 1: there at some point, but since it's radio, they clearly
- 3:15Speaker 1: don't anymore. And they didn't even bother to redecorate.
- 3:18Speaker 5: Yeah, oh painful. I think this actually was traffic people
- 3:22Speaker 5: at some point. Now, all the traffic people in dfwor
- 3:25Speaker 5: in one building, but before when we had individual traffic people,
- 3:28Speaker 5: I think that's probably what this was.
- 3:31Speaker 2: Yeah, all the good.
- 3:32Speaker 1: Well, now when you say traffic people, you mean actual
- 3:34Speaker 1: traffic reporters.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Right, like yeah, because.
- 3:38Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because the industry other industry jargon for traffic
- 3:42Speaker 1: is also commercial traffic, and that's a totally different part
- 3:45Speaker 1: of the building that you really want to stay away from.
- 3:47Speaker 2: Because they have the worst job.
- 3:49Speaker 1: In radio that's dealing with sales and talent and management
- 3:53Speaker 1: all at the same time.
- 3:54Speaker 2: There's a reason why their turnover is so high.
- 3:57Speaker 5: They stand in the hallway and wait for you to
- 3:59Speaker 5: do a commercial like a piece of paper.
- 4:01Speaker 1: And you're like, hey, and a stick because we did
- 4:04Speaker 1: it wrong, right right right? But yeah, they like the
- 4:07Speaker 1: traffic reporters. I mean, hell back in It's like, this
- 4:08Speaker 1: is how much radio has changed over the years. We're
- 4:11Speaker 1: all wise enough, we're all old enough. I'll be honest,
- 4:15Speaker 1: we're all old enough to remember, honest to god, traffic
- 4:19Speaker 1: reporters in the skies, in helicopters and things like that,
- 4:24Speaker 1: whereas now it's the you know, the nice safe cubicle
- 4:28Speaker 1: that they may be recording from.
- 4:30Speaker 5: I would never be able to do traffic in a
- 4:32Speaker 5: cubicle next to another traffic person because you'd hear me.
- 4:35Speaker 5: I have kind of a loud voice. There's no way
- 4:37Speaker 5: they'd be like, we can hear her. I'd have to
- 4:38Speaker 5: have my own little closet to do it from.
- 4:41Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a reason that when you said, yeah, I'd
- 4:44Speaker 1: love to come on the show, you you knew to
- 4:45Speaker 1: put yourself in your own corner.
- 4:48Speaker 5: Yeah, for sure, for sure.
- 4:50Speaker 1: Do you remember terror? I forget how long have you
- 4:53Speaker 1: been in DFW radio your whole career? Or did you
- 4:55Speaker 1: start out somewhere else.
- 4:56Speaker 5: I was. Yes, I was in the quads Cities on
- 5:00Speaker 5: Dwyer and Michael's the Morning Show for one year, and
- 5:03Speaker 5: aside that I've been from here, I was on kit
- 5:05Speaker 5: Cratic Show, went to the Quad Cities the Wolf one
- 5:09Speaker 5: or two nine now, and then back at the Wolf.
- 5:11Speaker 5: So yes, except for one year in Iowa.
- 5:13Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to see if I was correct
- 5:16Speaker 1: in my guess that Quad Cities was Iowa that happened,
- 5:18Speaker 1: I was.
- 5:19Speaker 5: Yeah, everybody in Midwest is so nice. I had never
- 5:22Speaker 5: been on a classic rock station. It was a perfect
- 5:24Speaker 5: experience for me.
- 5:25Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome.
- 5:27Speaker 1: The not good experience would have been as traffic reporter
- 5:32Speaker 1: in DFW when when they used to actually fly it
- 5:37Speaker 1: was I think there were two helicopter crashes in the
- 5:40Speaker 1: time that we've been in radio trade, which for me
- 5:43Speaker 1: was since nineteen ninety eight.
- 5:47Speaker 6: One.
- 5:48Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there was.
- 5:52Speaker 7: We knew one of the people that because they I
- 5:55Speaker 7: want to say, they broke their back.
- 5:57Speaker 2: Yeah, there was.
- 5:58Speaker 1: Because it used to be back in the day, you
- 6:01Speaker 1: might I mean you would have a couple of traffic
- 6:04Speaker 1: reporters in one helicopter flying around reporting for different stations
- 6:09Speaker 1: and sometimes there would there'd be sometimes there'd be a
- 6:12Speaker 1: TV traffic reporter as well. And the when I was
- 6:16Speaker 1: I remember there was twice that a chopper went down.
- 6:20Speaker 1: I remember when the KBI helicopter went down and it
- 6:23Speaker 1: landed in a neighborhood and everybody was fine. Uh. Then
- 6:28Speaker 1: there was one later on when when we were at
- 6:31Speaker 1: CBS Radio at Live one oh five to three, that
- 6:33Speaker 1: was when the really scary one happened. That had I
- 6:36Speaker 1: think it was Julie de Hardy doing traffic from this helicopter.
- 6:40Speaker 1: Chip Wagner from Fox four that that helicopter went down
- 6:44Speaker 1: and there was some injury.
- 6:45Speaker 2: Everyone lived, but there were injuries.
- 6:47Speaker 6: In that way.
- 6:47Speaker 7: That was I want to say, that was in Cedar
- 6:49Speaker 7: Hill and it was by the water.
- 6:52Speaker 6: I remember because I remember.
- 6:53Speaker 7: That it went down the and the the pilot yeah,
- 6:58Speaker 7: I remember he flared out at the right time to
- 7:00Speaker 7: to like save some lives and not you know.
- 7:03Speaker 2: Basically cushion the landing.
- 7:04Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 7:06Speaker 2: It's amazing that they know how to do that.
- 7:07Speaker 1: And any I feel like with a helicopter, anytime it
- 7:10Speaker 1: doesn't crash, to me seems like a miracle because you
- 7:13Speaker 1: hear about them so often and That's the reason why
- 7:15Speaker 1: it makes sense to me that radio corporations don't want
- 7:18Speaker 1: the traffic people flying around in helicopters anymore because look,
- 7:23Speaker 1: just a couple of them fall out of the sky
- 7:24Speaker 1: and you got a huge liability issue.
- 7:27Speaker 7: Well that's I mean, but also the the the tight
- 7:33Speaker 7: ass of people in UH and television because you talk
- 7:38Speaker 7: about it. I mean, at one point every news station
- 7:44Speaker 7: had their own chopper mm hmm, and then you know,
- 7:48Speaker 7: and different radio groups would have theirs. It was, you know,
- 7:52Speaker 7: especially when when there was when there was something an event,
- 7:56Speaker 7: you remember the back of that you would see five
- 7:57Speaker 7: or six helicopters, yeah, flow around.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 8:01Speaker 1: Now it's none. Now it's just like one drone and
- 8:03Speaker 1: everyone taps into it. But I do commend you, Tara
- 8:06Speaker 1: for finding the rare ability to when we're talking about
- 8:10Speaker 1: helicopter crashes in DFW for traffic reporting, you managed to
- 8:15Speaker 1: crash your internet connection into the Treehouse studio and it's
- 8:23Speaker 1: still well, she's got herself muted, which that might be
- 8:28Speaker 1: the first time that's ever happened in terror a Ward's career.
- 8:40Speaker 3: You're in the Treehouse.
- 8:42Speaker 8: Visit us online at Treehouseonair dot Com.
- 8:46Speaker 1: Time now for one of my favorite parts of a
- 8:49Speaker 1: Treehouse episode, and that is talking to Daniel Cook from
- 8:51Speaker 1: cook DFW Roofing and Restoration, not just because he's an
- 8:55Speaker 1: expert at roofing and remodeling and all things construction, but
- 8:58Speaker 1: he's also a big fan.
- 8:59Speaker 2: Of the show, which we obviously appreciate.
- 9:01Speaker 1: So what was the topic we were throwing around recently,
- 9:04Speaker 1: Daniel that really got your attention?
- 9:06Speaker 9: Well, I'm driving around in the truck. We start talking
- 9:09Speaker 9: about milk. So the first thing in my mind, you know,
- 9:11Speaker 9: which milk do you not want to drink? And I'm
- 9:13Speaker 9: with Trey, buttermilk came to the mind. I also thought
- 9:16Speaker 9: about breast milk. But then when you started throwing around
- 9:19Speaker 9: cockroach milk, I'm like, what the f Both me and
- 9:24Speaker 9: my partner were driving and we both look at each
- 9:26Speaker 9: other like I don't know who's gonna throw it first.
- 9:29Speaker 9: And so, yeah, the cockroach milk definitely didn't settle.
- 9:32Speaker 1: Well, the good news is I don't think it's going
- 9:34Speaker 1: to be next to our cow's milk, or goat's milk
- 9:37Speaker 1: or any other kind of quote unquote more normal mainstream
- 9:39Speaker 1: milk anytime soon.
- 9:41Speaker 9: Hopefully not. I'm definitely not on board with that.
- 9:44Speaker 1: Well, just imagine a long hard day of roof inspections
- 9:48Speaker 1: and going back to the truck and paring yourself a
- 9:51Speaker 1: nice cold glass of cockroach milk. Cook DFW Roofing and
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- 10:14Speaker 10: You're listening to the Treehouse. Visit us online at Treehouseonair
- 10:19Speaker 10: dot com.
- 10:21Speaker 1: This segment of the Treehouse is brought to you by
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- 10:28Speaker 1: Daniel Cook today at eight three three Cook DFW. Make
- 10:31Speaker 1: sure your roof is okay after the last storm and
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- 10:41Speaker 1: the website cookdfw dot com. This is the Treehouse Show.
- 10:44Speaker 1: I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and today's very
- 10:47Speaker 1: special esteemed and unusually in the last segment ter Reward
- 10:51Speaker 1: from ninety nine to five The Wolf. I believe the
- 10:54Speaker 1: the official name of your show on the Wolf is
- 10:56Speaker 1: Wake Up with the Wolf Show, Right.
- 10:58Speaker 5: We are the wake up with the Wolf?
- 11:00Speaker 2: Are you are? Are you the Wolf?
- 11:01Speaker 4: Tara?
- 11:02Speaker 5: I'm not the wolf, Tara.
- 11:05Speaker 1: In the future, when someone asks if you are the wolf,
- 11:08Speaker 1: you say yes, Oh no, I don't know.
- 11:10Speaker 5: This Is this a song lyric or a like a
- 11:13Speaker 5: movie line? I don't know.
- 11:15Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just an excuse for me to say a
- 11:17Speaker 1: line from Ghostbusters, which I know Trey gets.
- 11:19Speaker 2: A kick out of.
- 11:20Speaker 5: Yes, I am the Wolf.
- 11:22Speaker 2: There you go. There is no wolf, only Tara Ward.
- 11:31Speaker 1: So we were talking a little bit and the last
- 11:33Speaker 1: thing we about kind of you got your start at
- 11:35Speaker 1: Quad Cities, You've been in DFW for the majority of
- 11:37Speaker 1: your career.
- 11:38Speaker 2: How long have you been at the Wolf now?
- 11:40Speaker 5: Well, this is my second time. I was there for
- 11:43Speaker 5: ten years, off for seven, and then.
- 11:46Speaker 2: I've been back for five, right, Okay, that's what I meant.
- 11:49Speaker 2: Was this this current time time?
- 11:50Speaker 5: Five five years?
- 11:53Speaker 6: Yeah?
- 11:53Speaker 2: Us radio people sometimes we boomerang yes.
- 11:56Speaker 5: Yeah. But I got to work with you guys in
- 11:58Speaker 5: the same building, So that was fun.
- 12:00Speaker 1: That was fun, And honestly, I don't think like we
- 12:03Speaker 1: really didn't get a chance to do a whole lot
- 12:05Speaker 1: of stuff together because at that time we were on
- 12:08Speaker 1: the Eagle doing the afternoon show. You were on one O,
- 12:11Speaker 1: two nine now then, which is back to mix, so
- 12:16Speaker 1: confusing doing mornings. Right, So, our our pats didn't cross
- 12:22Speaker 1: that much in an on air capacity, but we saw
- 12:24Speaker 1: each other in the halls and everything all the time,
- 12:26Speaker 1: which was, you know, all yeah, because.
- 12:27Speaker 5: You are the hardest working man in radio. You were
- 12:29Speaker 5: there at like ten o'clock in the morning and your
- 12:31Speaker 5: show didn't start till what.
- 12:32Speaker 2: Two four, uh three?
- 12:35Speaker 3: Three?
- 12:35Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 12:35Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 12:37Speaker 1: That was all the way back before they remodeled the
- 12:39Speaker 1: offices and Trey and I had to share.
- 12:41Speaker 5: Oh okay, okay, yeah, we don't have our own offices here.
- 12:44Speaker 5: But you know what we did get to do together
- 12:47Speaker 5: was you invited me to jump on the flow with
- 12:49Speaker 5: you guys at the parade, and I think I did
- 12:51Speaker 5: my first jell o shot. I probably hadn't had one
- 12:54Speaker 5: since college, and you were like, due jello shots. I
- 12:56Speaker 5: was like, did you make them? And you were like yeah.
- 12:57Speaker 5: I'm like okay, because they peg you in the head
- 13:00Speaker 5: with yellow shots and I'm like yeah.
- 13:02Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
- 13:02Speaker 1: The Greenville Avenue Saint Patrick's Day Parade is a madhouse,
- 13:06Speaker 1: and I don't think you were there for it. But
- 13:08Speaker 1: I think the following year there may have.
- 13:11Speaker 2: There wasn't. I'm not saying there may have been.
- 13:13Speaker 1: There absolutely was a shot with Pete Delkas from Channel eight.
- 13:17Speaker 5: Oh really, Okay, that's fancy Yeah.
- 13:21Speaker 2: For him, of course, not for us.
- 13:23Speaker 5: Right right right?
- 13:23Speaker 1: Well, yeah, speaking of fancy things, this is a semi
- 13:29Speaker 1: random I'm not sure what you covered most recently on
- 13:32Speaker 1: the well wake Up with the Wolf Show on ninety
- 13:34Speaker 1: nine to five The Wolf. But we love viral stories,
- 13:40Speaker 1: funny news, and just basically people being stupid, and I
- 13:45Speaker 1: think this might be the best example of that I've
- 13:47Speaker 1: seen in recent days. An American YouTuber who left a
- 13:53Speaker 1: diet coke can for a reclusive tribe on an island
- 13:56Speaker 1: has been arrested in India.
- 14:00Speaker 5: Yeah, is that against the rules? I'm guessing like that's
- 14:03Speaker 5: is that considered like pollution there or was it the actual.
- 14:08Speaker 1: Well, it's actually worse than you think. The reason why
- 14:13Speaker 1: this is illegal in India is because of a reclusive
- 14:18Speaker 1: tribe that lives there, has lived there for thousands of years,
- 14:22Speaker 1: has refused any and all interaction with the modern world
- 14:26Speaker 1: or any outsiders whatsoever. They have actually murdered people who
- 14:30Speaker 1: have landed on their shores.
- 14:32Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay.
- 14:33Speaker 1: Now, since they're a reclusive tribe, they do it the
- 14:35Speaker 1: old school way with you know, bows and arrows and
- 14:38Speaker 1: you know spears and stuff.
- 14:40Speaker 2: But there have been just as effective yet it still works.
- 14:46Speaker 5: Did the guy know when he went there that that's
- 14:47Speaker 5: how they handle.
- 14:48Speaker 1: Visitors or he did the big clue there is a
- 14:52Speaker 1: YouTuber This was not an accident. The police in India
- 14:56Speaker 1: after they arrested and even said they found detailed lands
- 15:00Speaker 1: and logs and search history of researching the island, how
- 15:04Speaker 1: to get there, all that kind of stuff, and go ahead, Drey.
- 15:08Speaker 7: Did he say why he wanted to leave? I mean,
- 15:10Speaker 7: did he specifically? Did he leave the diet coke can
- 15:13Speaker 7: on purpose?
- 15:14Speaker 1: He left it intentionally. Now, if this was product placement,
- 15:18Speaker 1: well done. If it was a yeah, if it's if
- 15:21Speaker 1: this is a collaboration with Coca.
- 15:23Speaker 2: Cola, good job.
- 15:26Speaker 1: But I think unfortunately, this is just another example of
- 15:29Speaker 1: a human being a human and not being.
- 15:31Speaker 2: Able to leave well enough alone.
- 15:34Speaker 5: Right now, how did they drink it?
- 15:37Speaker 10: Do we know?
- 15:37Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 15:41Speaker 1: That's a great question, and that's one of those like
- 15:43Speaker 1: that's something else we do a lot on this show.
- 15:45Speaker 1: We'll ask a really good question, and the story that
- 15:47Speaker 1: we have to research tells us none of the answers.
- 15:50Speaker 5: It's like it becomes Temptation island once they're like it's there,
- 15:54Speaker 5: like the leader of the tribe takes it in his
- 15:56Speaker 5: tent and doesn't share it with anybody.
- 15:58Speaker 7: Or well, there's like I know, there's like three or
- 16:02Speaker 7: four islands in the world where there are cultures that
- 16:05Speaker 7: have not had any contact with the outside world, and
- 16:08Speaker 7: it's strictly forbidden for anyone to go there to not
- 16:12Speaker 7: you know, upset their their way of life, because then
- 16:16Speaker 7: you have I mean, the story we did months ago
- 16:18Speaker 7: about the tribe and the Brazilian rainforest that got Internet
- 16:22Speaker 7: and all of a sudden, you know, they've gone from
- 16:27Speaker 7: primitive you know, to their own social media and having.
- 16:30Speaker 6: Fights of our lives.
- 16:33Speaker 5: We need to leave the people on the islands alone.
- 16:35Speaker 2: Right exactly. And that's kind of what I mean.
- 16:37Speaker 1: It's like, why is it that we as a species
- 16:40Speaker 1: just can't mind our own business. I can't tell you
- 16:43Speaker 1: how many times I've heard somebody say, oh, I don't
- 16:46Speaker 1: like this thing, and then some asshat has to say, oh,
- 16:49Speaker 1: that's because you haven't had this thing. You're right, and
- 16:52Speaker 1: then they shove it in their face.
- 16:54Speaker 5: I would know how he got on and off the
- 16:56Speaker 5: island without the Like Islands people getting to him.
- 16:59Speaker 1: So he got real lucky because there are specific examples
- 17:04Speaker 1: throughout you know, recent years and in recent decades that
- 17:08Speaker 1: people have gone to this island and been killed. So
- 17:12Speaker 1: this guy got extremely lucky. His name is Mikhaylo Vitordovich Poliyaka.
- 17:17Speaker 1: I'm not even sure if I got close to saying
- 17:19Speaker 1: that properly, but believe it or not, with that name,
- 17:22Speaker 1: he's actually from Scottsdale, Arizona. He was arrested at the
- 17:26Speaker 1: end of March, two days after he set foot on
- 17:29Speaker 1: the restricted territory of North Sentinel Island, which is part
- 17:32Speaker 1: of India's Adaman and Nicobar Islands, and he was trying
- 17:36Speaker 1: to meet people from the reclusive Sentineleese tribe.
- 17:42Speaker 5: Put an arrow in his head and then then he
- 17:44Speaker 5: would have gone viral.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, yeah, that would have hopefully that would have
- 17:48Speaker 1: been a livestream. Visitors are banned from traveling within three
- 17:53Speaker 1: miles of the island. So not only is it illegal
- 17:57Speaker 1: to land on the shore because this tribe is so dangerous,
- 18:00Speaker 1: but visitors are banned from going within three miles of it.
- 18:04Speaker 1: The population has been isolated from the rest of the
- 18:06Speaker 1: world for thousands of years. They use spears and bows
- 18:08Speaker 1: and arrows to hunt the animals that roam the island,
- 18:11Speaker 1: and despite being suspicious of outsiders, some people have still tried.
- 18:16Speaker 1: An American missionary in twenty eighteen landed illegally on the
- 18:20Speaker 1: beach was killed. They shot him with arrows and then
- 18:22Speaker 1: buried him in the sand. In two thousand and six,
- 18:25Speaker 1: this tribe killed two fishermen who accidentally landed on the shore.
- 18:30Speaker 1: So they've tried to limit contact with this tribe, and
- 18:33Speaker 1: then this American YouTuber said, I know it.
- 18:36Speaker 2: They need a diet coke.
- 18:38Speaker 5: I feel like the GPS for those fishermen should have
- 18:40Speaker 5: been like turn back.
- 18:41Speaker 1: Turn back, be a nice like ouga sound or something nice,
- 18:48Speaker 1: a nice sign somewhere in the ocean floating.
- 18:51Speaker 5: It's just right right.
- 18:52Speaker 2: Don't go past here, just don't.
- 18:54Speaker 5: Do not enter.
- 18:55Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean you think if you it's like a
- 18:57Speaker 7: skull and crossbones with a spear through it would do
- 19:00Speaker 7: the tree.
- 19:03Speaker 6: You think.
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- 20:03Speaker 2: I'm Daniel Maley.
- 20:04Speaker 1: That's Trey Trendholme inside the Treehouse Today for Tuesday, April seventh,
- 20:08Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Special guest from ninety nine to five,
- 20:11Speaker 1: The Wolf in Dallas is morning personality Terrorward.
- 20:14Speaker 5: Yeah. This is my first ever podcast experience. I've never
- 20:19Speaker 5: been on a podcast before. It's fun, it's fun watching
- 20:21Speaker 5: you do your thing.
- 20:22Speaker 1: Well, congratulations, I'm glad that we get to be the
- 20:25Speaker 1: ones that pop your podcast. Cherry Well, oh, I'm sorry,
- 20:30Speaker 1: you're your wolf. Co host probably doesn't go that Blue doesn't.
- 20:34Speaker 2: She's waving her hands in front of her face.
- 20:35Speaker 1: Oh my god, where's Where's how do I escape this room?
- 20:40Speaker 2: How do I get out of here?
- 20:42Speaker 5: I see, I'm a dork, so I love the formatics
- 20:45Speaker 5: of it all, like I love all the rock riffs,
- 20:47Speaker 5: and the rock riff is that? I love all that stuff.
- 20:51Speaker 5: It's fun.
- 20:52Speaker 1: Well, I'm glad and and we appreciate you doing it.
- 20:55Speaker 1: And yeah, if you ever do any podcasts in the future,
- 20:59Speaker 1: we will have definitely ruined the experience.
- 21:02Speaker 5: That's not true.
- 21:03Speaker 2: Oh yes, oh yeah it is.
- 21:05Speaker 5: Daisy Dog was going to make an appearance that would
- 21:08Speaker 5: have made the whole form.
- 21:10Speaker 6: I can make that happen.
- 21:11Speaker 5: Okay, okay, all.
- 21:12Speaker 1: Right, before before you leave the treehouse today, Terry, you
- 21:15Speaker 1: will seek Trey's daisy daisy Dog.
- 21:20Speaker 7: Go ahead, Trey, Terah, what time? What time did you
- 21:22Speaker 7: get up this morning? And you're still smiling and radiant?
- 21:28Speaker 5: And yes, by two o'clock I'm worthless, but we have
- 21:31Speaker 5: a little more time for me not to be worthless.
- 21:34Speaker 5: I like this all the time. I wake up and
- 21:36Speaker 5: hit the floor running. I don't need coffee to wake
- 21:38Speaker 5: me up. And this is pretty much.
- 21:40Speaker 1: My huge Someone needs to put you in a syringe
- 21:44Speaker 1: and sell you on street corners make.
- 21:47Speaker 5: Millions fun at least fancy street corners, not scary ones.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, Highland Park, of course.
- 21:55Speaker 5: How about fort Worth Street corners, I prefer.
- 21:56Speaker 2: That fair enough, Sundann it's a little west seventh.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Perhaps, yeah, put me out if I remember, yeah, if
- 22:04Speaker 1: I remember correctly, the is it Mira Vista, the development
- 22:07Speaker 1: in southwest Fort Worth?
- 22:09Speaker 2: That's super fancy down there there you go.
- 22:10Speaker 5: Oh okay, all right, all right, I'm over here telling
- 22:13Speaker 5: you I think Billy Bob's is fancy. That's a never
- 22:15Speaker 5: just be you and me.
- 22:18Speaker 1: That works too, that works hanging out in front of riskys.
- 22:22Speaker 1: Uh so the oh, I remember what I was going
- 22:25Speaker 1: to ask you? You said, someone So you're at the radio studios,
- 22:28Speaker 1: but you're hiding in the closet basically the copier room.
- 22:31Speaker 2: You said, someone found you and slipped you a note.
- 22:33Speaker 5: Yes, I got a note from TCU speaking a fort word.
- 22:37Speaker 2: Is it? Is it a note or is it a bill?
- 22:39Speaker 5: I've been accepted. No, no, no, that's never gonna happen.
- 22:43Speaker 5: So they have this program that they're doing that I
- 22:45Speaker 5: think is really fun, especially the littler kids. You can
- 22:48Speaker 5: name a squirrel on Texas Christian University's campus. You make
- 22:52Speaker 5: like a three dollars donation. It goes to their scholarship fund.
- 22:56Speaker 5: And we named one waky Waky shaky shaky. A co
- 23:01Speaker 5: host Ryan was thrilled at that name, and so yeah,
- 23:04Speaker 5: so we got a little official certificate and then this
- 23:07Speaker 5: is a receipt for my donation. And it's cool. I mean,
- 23:10Speaker 5: you know, it's fun and people are like, how are
- 23:11Speaker 5: you to know which one is yours? This is a
- 23:13Speaker 5: little cowboy hat?
- 23:14Speaker 2: Of course, Oh there you go.
- 23:16Speaker 1: That's perfect, Yeah, because it sounds a lot like the
- 23:18Speaker 1: name name a star after someone thing, which is basically
- 23:21Speaker 1: a scan because you can't actually claim things in space
- 23:25Speaker 1: because don't even know if it's a star, if it's.
- 23:27Speaker 5: A squirrel on the campus or very smart squirrels.
- 23:30Speaker 1: Yeah, at least at least the TCU squirrels on campus
- 23:33Speaker 1: are tangible.
- 23:35Speaker 5: Yes, yes, don't touch them.
- 23:37Speaker 1: Though, no no, So do they tag the squirrel so
- 23:43Speaker 1: you actually know the one is yours? Or did you
- 23:45Speaker 1: actually go to TCU and did you attach a little
- 23:50Speaker 1: cowboy hat on waky waky shaky shaky.
- 23:53Speaker 5: Does your Tara know how detail oriented you are? These
- 23:55Speaker 5: are not the details that we have a squirrel. I
- 23:58Speaker 5: don't I don't know how we tag or pitch.
- 24:01Speaker 1: My wife wishes I was this detail I'll say it,
- 24:07Speaker 1: but doing it are two completely different.
- 24:09Speaker 5: What were the other shaky Shaky's running around on campus
- 24:12Speaker 5: in a little cowboy hat. That was the extent of
- 24:14Speaker 5: the knowledge I had. I haven't seen a picture of
- 24:16Speaker 5: him yet. I'm waiting for somebody to send us.
- 24:18Speaker 2: One and a tiny little beer bong.
- 24:20Speaker 5: Yes, well yeah, yeah National Beer Days. Do you know that?
- 24:26Speaker 2: I did see that? Yeah? For for technically, I guess
- 24:29Speaker 2: I think the Monday. Yeah, what is it, Trey?
- 24:32Speaker 6: What were the other what were the name options that
- 24:35Speaker 6: lost out to Wakey Wakey, shaky Shaky.
- 24:37Speaker 5: I didn't let Ryan vote on this one, so it
- 24:40Speaker 5: was all me and that was my first choice. You
- 24:42Speaker 5: could name one too, though, Tray. You name one after
- 24:45Speaker 5: Daisy Dog.
- 24:48Speaker 2: Squirrely mcsquirrel, squirrely mcsquirrel face. That's always a classic. I
- 24:53Speaker 2: may do this.
- 24:53Speaker 1: How much did you say it costs three dollars to
- 24:57Speaker 1: name Yeah, okay, three dollars to name a squirrel on
- 25:00Speaker 1: the campus at TCU. I think we can, Trey, I
- 25:03Speaker 1: think we can afford that inside the treehouse.
- 25:06Speaker 5: It's better than naming Coop after your ex at the
- 25:08Speaker 5: zoo Zoos. Do that right?
- 25:10Speaker 2: Mm hmm?
- 25:11Speaker 1: That and the cockroaches. Yeah, yeah, Terry, can you send
- 25:16Speaker 1: me that info. I'd like to do that. I'd like
- 25:18Speaker 1: to name a squirrel after Trey.
- 25:19Speaker 5: I love that idea.
- 25:21Speaker 2: Yeah, because he too was full of nuts. That works
- 25:26Speaker 2: on a couple levels.
- 25:28Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, let you do that.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Yeah, Terry, I'm gonna go to bed now. You want trade?
- 25:41Speaker 2: Do you want to name one after me? I take
- 25:47Speaker 2: it back.
- 25:48Speaker 1: I don't want you name it one after me because
- 25:49Speaker 1: then the sea words gonna get involved.
- 25:51Speaker 2: It's going to get ugly. Peggy mcnuts, Oh, that's just wrong.
- 26:01Speaker 2: Please don't explain that to Tarraf. That's embarrassing. She'll never
- 26:05Speaker 2: talk to us.
- 26:05Speaker 1: About No, no, no, no, Sometimes it's better not to know.
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- 27:04Speaker 1: Treehouse Show. I'm Daniel Malling along with Trey Trenholm and
- 27:07Speaker 1: today's special guest Tara Ward from ninety nine to five
- 27:10Speaker 1: The Wolf's Morning Show in Dallas. So, Terry, you've done
- 27:15Speaker 1: the wake Up with the Wolf Show for five years now?
- 27:19Speaker 5: Correct.
- 27:20Speaker 2: Trey and I did morning radio at The.
- 27:23Speaker 1: Eagle for a little over a year, and we are
- 27:28Speaker 1: very much on record with stating how much we hated it.
- 27:32Speaker 1: We love radio and we love doing a show, but
- 27:35Speaker 1: we didn't like the morning show hours. They are abysmal.
- 27:38Speaker 1: It's something that if you truly hated someone that's a schedule,
- 27:42Speaker 1: you would make them work. And you've been doing it
- 27:45Speaker 1: now for five years and you are still full of
- 27:48Speaker 1: energy and you're seemingly happy, you're smiling.
- 27:52Speaker 2: How do you do it?
- 27:55Speaker 5: This is my natural? I mean, I know that sounds
- 27:58Speaker 5: so dorky. It makes you want to roll your eyes.
- 28:00Speaker 5: This is just I'm naturally always like this. I mean,
- 28:03Speaker 5: it's look, it's an adjustment and I literally technically been
- 28:06Speaker 5: doing mornings my whole radio career, so since ninety five.
- 28:11Speaker 5: God just aged myself. She's old. But I mean, I
- 28:15Speaker 5: don't know, you adjust to it. It's funny when you
- 28:17Speaker 5: have people that come into our show for a short
- 28:19Speaker 5: period of time. You can see like by Thursday you're done,
- 28:23Speaker 5: but then by Friday you're already vitalized again because it's Friday.
- 28:27Speaker 5: But I just I make myself go home from work.
- 28:31Speaker 5: I have to work out before I can take a nap.
- 28:33Speaker 5: But I have to have a nap before I can
- 28:34Speaker 5: go into mom mood.
- 28:35Speaker 1: Just have to That makes sense because that was something
- 28:38Speaker 1: that we always struggled with doing morning radio, is do
- 28:40Speaker 1: you take the nap?
- 28:41Speaker 2: Do you not take the nap?
- 28:42Speaker 1: And I think I eventually got to the point where
- 28:46Speaker 1: my body just made the decision for me, right right,
- 28:48Speaker 1: It just shuts down and I just fell face first.
- 28:50Speaker 1: And that was how we dealt with it, along with
- 28:55Speaker 1: Trey and I drinking way too much.
- 28:57Speaker 7: Yeah, that probably had we done less of that, we
- 29:01Speaker 7: probably wouldn't have struggled with morning so much.
- 29:04Speaker 4: I know.
- 29:04Speaker 1: The irony now is that we're in the best shape
- 29:07Speaker 1: of our lives. Do do morning radio because we drink
- 29:10Speaker 1: so much less now, Trey not at all.
- 29:12Speaker 2: He's just you know, he's completely sober now, which is great.
- 29:15Speaker 1: So yeah, and instead now we do the podcast at
- 29:18Speaker 1: whatever time of day we feel like it, so well,
- 29:21Speaker 1: and being the.
- 29:22Speaker 5: Hours I do make me a cheap date because two
- 29:25Speaker 5: beers and I am just like I'm lol. So you know,
- 29:28Speaker 5: I don't drink very often, but when I do, it
- 29:30Speaker 5: doesn't take very much to feel it, because I guess
- 29:32Speaker 5: you're so exhausted, right.
- 29:34Speaker 1: Well, the good news about that, besides the benefits that
- 29:37Speaker 1: you've already pointed out, but not drinking means you don't
- 29:39Speaker 1: have to worry about doing drunken things that you then
- 29:43Speaker 1: have to.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Relive or learn about, you know, plain explain, very very true.
- 29:51Speaker 1: I say that because of the story I saw out
- 29:53Speaker 1: in New Hampshire. A man walked into a family dollar
- 29:56Speaker 1: on Saturday night completely naked, oh except except from the
- 30:00Speaker 1: mask he was wearing, and you have to assume that
- 30:05Speaker 1: he wasn't sober.
- 30:07Speaker 5: Yeah, so he's worried about You're talking like a COVID mask.
- 30:13Speaker 1: In my mind, I wish it was like like a
- 30:17Speaker 1: like a home invader type ski mask type situation, but
- 30:21Speaker 1: it wasn't it was.
- 30:22Speaker 2: It was a surgical mask. So he's worried about.
- 30:25Speaker 5: Lungs but not the rest of his body being exposed
- 30:27Speaker 5: to whatever germs that are going to be around him.
- 30:29Speaker 5: He's like, eh, so I sit on this chair that
- 30:31Speaker 5: fifty people have sat on. No big, At least my
- 30:33Speaker 5: lungs are safe.
- 30:34Speaker 1: Yeah, at Family Dollar. So I mean, this isn't This
- 30:39Speaker 1: isn't like sitting on a bench of.
- 30:40Speaker 2: Me coosina, right right, right, right right.
- 30:44Speaker 1: So he walked into a Family Dollar on Saturday night
- 30:47Speaker 1: and shouted hey to the clerk and then ran out.
- 30:51Speaker 1: The clerk says he was a heavy set man who
- 30:54Speaker 1: was totally naked except for the surgical mask that he
- 30:57Speaker 1: was wearing. Police are investigating an asking if anyone recognizes him,
- 31:02Speaker 1: and they have not released any photos of him because
- 31:05Speaker 1: well it wouldn't necessarily.
- 31:06Speaker 2: Do any good. Although just imagine you're him.
- 31:11Speaker 1: Imagine you're him and you bust in and you go
- 31:13Speaker 1: hey with the mask on and you're completely naked.
- 31:16Speaker 2: But then the clerk says, Frank, if you really.
- 31:20Speaker 5: Really know your man, you might identify him by a picture.
- 31:23Speaker 5: M depends how close to detail you are. We talked
- 31:26Speaker 5: about that earlier. Right, you might be like, wait a minute, honey,
- 31:28Speaker 5: is that honey?
- 31:29Speaker 2: Hey, you said you were going out with the guys.
- 31:41Speaker 3: You're in the tree House.
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- 32:30Speaker 1: Daniel Malley, along with Trey Trenholme and today's very special
- 32:33Speaker 1: guest inside the Treehouse, Tero Ward from ninety nine to
- 32:35Speaker 1: five The Woof in Dallas, her very first podcast today.
- 32:40Speaker 5: I know, right, I'm like, okay, this is fun. I
- 32:43Speaker 5: don't have headphones on, so I feel like I don't
- 32:45Speaker 5: look as cool as y'all.
- 32:46Speaker 6: You don't are we being gentle.
- 32:50Speaker 3: You are.
- 32:50Speaker 5: I mean, you know we're already talking about naked men
- 32:53Speaker 5: and beer and squirrels, so you know, it's like a
- 32:57Speaker 5: little thing that says what the podcast is.
- 32:59Speaker 1: About out in our defense. You're the one that brought
- 33:03Speaker 1: up the squirrels and the beer. Okay, those are on you.
- 33:06Speaker 1: Two out of the three are on you.
- 33:07Speaker 5: Tara in there. It's a good story, right.
- 33:14Speaker 3: All right?
- 33:14Speaker 1: Today is Tuesday, April seven, twenty twenty five.
- 33:17Speaker 2: Let's celebrate with some birthdays. Where did I put the
- 33:22Speaker 2: birthdays there?
- 33:23Speaker 3: They are all right?
- 33:24Speaker 2: Celebrating birthdays today.
- 33:25Speaker 1: We've got uh, dj loaf or I'm sorry, dij loaf.
- 33:31Speaker 1: I think it's somehow maybe worse. I don't Her biggest
- 33:37Speaker 1: hit is try me. Uh it's d e j loaf.
- 33:40Speaker 1: So it's either dej loaf or dej loaf.
- 33:44Speaker 5: Tray sixteen year old. I couldn't tell, Yeah, right.
- 33:47Speaker 2: I couldn't either, Trey.
- 33:48Speaker 4: I'm with you.
- 33:49Speaker 1: It might be meets kid. Matthew Healy. He's the lead
- 33:54Speaker 1: singer of the band The nineteen seventy five. He is
- 33:57Speaker 1: thirty six today. Taron Noah Smith is forty one. He
- 34:02Speaker 1: played Mark from Home Improvement see This is what's sad, Tara.
- 34:06Speaker 1: When we get into the forty somethings birthdays, that's when
- 34:09Speaker 1: we all perk up and go, Okay, now I know
- 34:11Speaker 1: who you're talking about.
- 34:12Speaker 5: See that show?
- 34:15Speaker 3: I believe.
- 34:18Speaker 2: I don't.
- 34:19Speaker 1: This is also what's sad about child stars. I'm trying
- 34:22Speaker 1: to remember the three boys from Home Improvement and I
- 34:25Speaker 1: don't know if Mark, who played the youngest one, whose
- 34:28Speaker 1: birthday is today, I don't.
- 34:29Speaker 2: Know if he had any illegal troubles. Brad, the oldest one,
- 34:32Speaker 2: has had a lot of them.
- 34:33Speaker 1: Yeah, and then the middle kid, Zachary Taylor Thomas, Yes, Thomas,
- 34:42Speaker 1: he was. He was one that actually had somewhat of
- 34:45Speaker 1: a career afterwards. I don't think he had any major
- 34:47Speaker 1: legal issues.
- 34:48Speaker 5: It was really random because he was huge, Like we
- 34:51Speaker 5: were all, oh, we had him in tend magazine, and
- 34:53Speaker 5: then he just disappeared. It was really strange.
- 34:56Speaker 2: Yeah, do we know where he is? Do we need
- 34:59Speaker 2: to put him on a hill car?
- 35:00Speaker 5: I feel like I have recently seen him somewhere doing something.
- 35:04Speaker 5: I mean, he's still around, but I don't know if
- 35:06Speaker 5: he's an actor now.
- 35:08Speaker 2: It wasn't panhandling, was it.
- 35:09Speaker 5: No, he's too hot to Panhandle.
- 35:17Speaker 1: Hm, I would need to see a current photo to
- 35:20Speaker 1: know for sure. Sometimes sometimes those child stars do not age.
- 35:23Speaker 5: Well yeah, and you're like, who was that guy? The
- 35:26Speaker 5: Dennis the Menace guy just died?
- 35:28Speaker 2: I did I did see that. Yeah, I think he
- 35:31Speaker 2: was seventy six. Yeah, d what was his name? Oh, Dennis.
- 35:42Speaker 5: In the age where you remembered someone, you didn't realize
- 35:45Speaker 5: that the people on the TV were not that actual person.
- 35:49Speaker 5: Found out they were an actor. You're like, oh really,
- 35:51Speaker 5: You're like, wait, that's Dennis the minis. What's he doing
- 35:53Speaker 5: that movie?
- 35:54Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 35:55Speaker 1: Yeah, Dennis the Menace. The actor that played Dennis the
- 35:57Speaker 1: Menace just passed away. I want to say his name
- 35:59Speaker 1: was Peter North, but I know that's not right.
- 36:02Speaker 6: J North.
- 36:03Speaker 1: Thank you Tree appreciate that that's Peter North is a
- 36:05Speaker 1: completely different.
- 36:06Speaker 6: Guy in a completely different.
- 36:12Speaker 2: Although he's also a menace.
- 36:24Speaker 3: You're in the tree house.
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- 36:59Speaker 1: the Treehouse. This is the Treehouse Show. I'm danil Maley
- 37:01Speaker 1: along with Trey turnhome on Tuesday, April seven, twenty twenty five.
- 37:05Speaker 2: Today's special guest Tara Award from ninety nine to five
- 37:08Speaker 2: The Wolf in Dallas.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Uh, Terry, you were saying something in the break about
- 37:13Speaker 1: country news. Oh wait, I'm gonna put that on the
- 37:15Speaker 1: back burner because Tred's pulling out the big gun.
- 37:17Speaker 5: Jay z Dog. I keep waiting for the call for
- 37:19Speaker 5: Auntie Tara and a dog. Sit. Took it that baby?
- 37:23Speaker 5: You're such a sweet girl, Tara.
- 37:26Speaker 1: Did you know that Trey keeps Daisy in a holster
- 37:29Speaker 1: on his hip.
- 37:32Speaker 3: Ready to go?
- 37:32Speaker 1: And I not know that he pulls that Chihuahua out
- 37:36Speaker 1: like he's at a gun range.
- 37:39Speaker 5: That's how you bring all the ladies around, right, That's right,
- 37:42Speaker 5: sweet baby, Hi day zy.
- 37:47Speaker 1: Daisy's like a Daisy's like a World War One machine gun,
- 37:51Speaker 1: just dropping people left and right. When was the last
- 37:56Speaker 1: time you saw Trey's dog, Tara? Like in person?
- 37:59Speaker 5: I was were at she was at the bar? A bar?
- 38:04Speaker 5: Was that?
- 38:05Speaker 9: What bar?
- 38:05Speaker 5: Was that the last time you saw Trey was in
- 38:09Speaker 5: Walks the Hatchie. I think. So it's been several way
- 38:13Speaker 5: too many years.
- 38:15Speaker 6: Well, you work right by where I live, right by
- 38:18Speaker 6: your work. We can bring her on up.
- 38:20Speaker 2: Oh that's a playdate.
- 38:23Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll bring my cat. They can chase each other
- 38:25Speaker 5: around the studio.
- 38:28Speaker 3: All right.
- 38:28Speaker 1: So since since you since you work at ninety nine
- 38:31Speaker 1: to five the Wolf on the morning show, you're obviously
- 38:33Speaker 1: up to date with all the current country music goings on.
- 38:36Speaker 1: And you were telling me in the break you know,
- 38:38Speaker 1: it's like, if we ever have any uh any country
- 38:41Speaker 1: stories we need insight on, we should give you a shout.
- 38:43Speaker 5: Absolutely, text me and I'll come on to your country correspondent.
- 38:47Speaker 2: Ooh, I love that idea.
- 38:49Speaker 5: I won't let you make fun of us, though, I mean,
- 38:50Speaker 5: you'll make fun of us and then I'll laugh at you.
- 38:52Speaker 1: And no, no, no, no, this is a new version.
- 38:56Speaker 1: This is Treehouse two point zero. We don't insult our guests,
- 38:58Speaker 1: or at least we try not to. Yeah, we try.
- 39:01Speaker 1: We try to make actual friendships as opposed to the
- 39:04Speaker 1: transactional kind.
- 39:07Speaker 2: But I do.
- 39:08Speaker 1: I do have to let you know, though, Tara, that
- 39:10Speaker 1: for you know, the role of country correspondent inside the
- 39:15Speaker 1: treehouse is already filled that. That doesn't mean that you
- 39:21Speaker 1: can't contribute. I'm just saying you're gonna have some common.
- 39:25Speaker 7: Really, and Dan just disconnected himself really ruins that bit.
- 39:33Speaker 5: Oh wait, I'll react again.
- 39:37Speaker 2: Well, sometimes I forget my own controls.
- 39:42Speaker 5: Who's better at country corresponding than me?
- 39:47Speaker 6: He's a special a special correspondent.
- 39:50Speaker 4: Okay, maybe that's who I'm the best damn country correspondent ever?
- 40:00Speaker 2: Can you take terror?
- 40:02Speaker 4: Terror? Ward? Is that you from nine to nine to
- 40:03Speaker 4: five to whoop?
- 40:05Speaker 5: It is me? Hey, what's up?
- 40:07Speaker 4: Do you remember the last time we hung out? I do,
- 40:11Speaker 4: I don't. Can you tell me what happened?
- 40:14Speaker 5: I think beer was involved? Beer?
- 40:18Speaker 4: Did you know my buddy Dan does a really terrible
- 40:20Speaker 4: impersonation to me?
- 40:24Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think you'd absolutely like it if you
- 40:26Speaker 5: heard it. Had you heard it?
- 40:27Speaker 4: No, I can't. It's kind of like a paradox and
- 40:31Speaker 4: time travel. We're not allowed to occupy the same space
- 40:33Speaker 4: at the same time, otherwise we merge and become one,
- 40:37Speaker 4: kind of like in that John Claude Van Damn movie
- 40:39Speaker 4: Time Cop, but also like that time Cop movie with
- 40:43Speaker 4: Jean Claude Van dam I also do the splits between
- 40:46Speaker 4: two kitchen countertops in my kitchen in my underwear.
- 40:52Speaker 5: Believable, very believable.
- 40:54Speaker 4: Friend, You're damn right. I mean, there's a reason why
- 40:56Speaker 4: my jeans are this tight. Thinking bounce back, that's right.
- 41:02Speaker 4: I can even stand back up from the splits using
- 41:04Speaker 4: only my legs. So you fancy yourself a country correspondent, miss.
- 41:11Speaker 5: Ward, Well, I'm not compared to you.
- 41:14Speaker 4: You're damn right. Keep that in mind. But just in case,
- 41:17Speaker 4: is there something going on in country music that you
- 41:19Speaker 4: think I don't know about? That's what I thought not possible.
- 41:26Speaker 4: He's there. Here's I'm gonna give you a little secret
- 41:28Speaker 4: to cover in the country beat. You ready, When news
- 41:32Speaker 4: is slow, you don't have to worry about reporting it,
- 41:35Speaker 4: so you just make some.
- 41:37Speaker 7: Oh okay, have you been to a family dollar lately?
- 41:45Speaker 4: Why do you ask Trey?
- 41:47Speaker 6: Well, there was the story, Uh you do you still
- 41:52Speaker 6: have COVID mass around?
- 41:54Speaker 4: That was a New Hampshire. How the hell did you
- 41:56Speaker 4: guys hear about that?
- 42:00Speaker 6: You're quite famous.
- 42:02Speaker 4: I'm kind of like Shakira. My hips don't lie.
- 42:09Speaker 2: Oh that is really terrible.
- 42:11Speaker 1: So yeah, no, we'd love to have you as a
- 42:13Speaker 1: Country correspondent Totera fantastic, although apparently part of the prerequisite
- 42:18Speaker 1: for the job is being able to do the splits
- 42:20Speaker 1: in the kitchen. Tarah, thank you so much for hanging
- 42:26Speaker 1: out with us inside the Treehouse.
- 42:28Speaker 2: We had a we had a lovely time. Thank you
- 42:30Speaker 2: for putting up the fun.
- 42:32Speaker 5: Good to see y'all.
- 42:35Speaker 2: All Things Treehouse.
- 42:36Speaker 1: Go to Treehouse on a dot com and be sure
- 42:38Speaker 1: to follow all Things ninety nine the wolf at com.
- 42:45Speaker 1: There you go, see she feels right in uh and
- 42:47Speaker 1: you can also find and follow us on social media.
- 42:49Speaker 1: For the show, it's at Treehouse on air. For me,
- 42:51Speaker 1: it's at the Daniel Mallley. For Trey it's at Trede
- 42:53Speaker 1: Trent Home one. And for Tarah, what.
- 42:54Speaker 2: Are your social handles? There you go. We'll see an
- 43:00Speaker 2: next time right here inside the Treehouse.
- 43:07Speaker 3: Mhm.