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Mark's 11am Monologue. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Mister New York's Marximon, you're the best.
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  Speaker 2: Wr We'll get to the mayoral race in just a second,
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  Speaker 2: and we'll get to the World Series, and Curtis will
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  Speaker 2: be with us. Curtis Lee, well, we'll join us a
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  Speaker 2: little later this hour. We'll see what he's feeling like.
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  Speaker 2: On the final day. It is the final day before
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  Speaker 2: the election. There's no early voting today. Yesterday was the
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  Speaker 2: last day. Yeah, yesterday was the last day. Seven hundred
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  Speaker 2: and thirty five thousand early votes. That's like six times normal.
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  Speaker 2: That is through the roof. It's huge. It's expected that
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  Speaker 2: we'll get over two million voters in this election after
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  Speaker 2: election day tomorrow. Normally we could end up with three
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  Speaker 2: four hundred thousand five So this is big, very very
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  Speaker 2: very big. Turnout is huge. Cuomo is doing better than
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  Speaker 2: before he has searched, but Curtis is also surging. We've
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  Speaker 2: seen that, so they're both surging. Cuomo was you still
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  Speaker 2: got to blame him for this mess. There was a
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  Speaker 2: Democratic primary. Mom Donnie was at zero a you know,
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  Speaker 2: a weird extremist candidate that remember, there was a whole
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  Speaker 2: bunch of people in that Democratic primary. Cuomo scared Eric
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  Speaker 2: Adams out of it. So Eric Adams didn't enter that
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  Speaker 2: Democratic primary, and who knows, he might have won. Cuomo
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  Speaker 2: scared him out of it. You remember Cuomo before the
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  Speaker 2: primary began. It scared a lot of people with his
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  Speaker 2: big name recognition and his billions and billionaire donors, and
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  Speaker 2: everybody's afraid to go up here. So Cuomo enters the
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  Speaker 2: Democratic primary and is a disaster, a disaster, hardly campaign
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  Speaker 2: no rallies, no anything, no campaigning. In the debates, he
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  Speaker 2: was a complete disaster. He got wiped out by Mam
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  Speaker 2: Donnie in the first debate, second debate, got beaten up
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  Speaker 2: even more. It was a disaster. So he lost the primary.
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  Speaker 2: And he was so bad in those debates, and Mam
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  Speaker 2: Donni just used him as a punching bag and it
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  Speaker 2: really helped Mam Donnie take off. He ended up slaughtering
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  Speaker 2: Cuomo in the final vote. Had nothing to do with
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  Speaker 2: rank choice voting, just slaughtered him in that final vote.
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  Speaker 2: So that's how we end up with Mom Donnie. Then
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  Speaker 2: Cuomo goes on to some third party ballot and tries
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  Speaker 2: to tries to come back, and he's done well, he's
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  Speaker 2: done better, He's been a much better campaigner. He was
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  Speaker 2: rotten in the first debate, but in that last general
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  Speaker 2: election mayoral debate, he was pretty good. Curtis won the
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  Speaker 2: debate easily on issues on content, but Cuomo suddenly had energy,
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  Speaker 2: suddenly had a little fire. A lot of people think
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  Speaker 2: they injected him with one of those Joe Biden wake
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  Speaker 2: up drugs, wake up injections. So and they've all been
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  Speaker 2: campaigning like crazy. Cuomo still hasn't opened a campaign office,
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  Speaker 2: but okay, but he's been out there. He's been out
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  Speaker 2: there campaigning all weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Three buses, Yeah, that sounds great. He doesn't run the buses.
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  Speaker 3: The state runs the buses. And the state said that
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  Speaker 3: that's not going to happen. Universal childcare because the state's
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  Speaker 3: going to tax all the corporations, but all the money
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  Speaker 3: goes to New York City. That's never going to happen.
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  Speaker 3: None of it will happen. It's just this socialist talk.
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  Speaker 3: Everything free, everything free.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I promise we all know this already. Obviously
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  Speaker 2: already knows this.
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  Speaker 3: I believe President Trump is from New York. I think
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  Speaker 3: he cares about New York. He has friends in New York,
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  Speaker 3: he has a lot of connections in New York, and
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  Speaker 3: I think he would be open to a cooperative path
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  Speaker 3: that is doing good things in New York in cooperation
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  Speaker 3: with the federal government. I think you would like to
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  Speaker 3: see New York better.
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  Speaker 2: I believe that. Yeah. Now, behind the scenes, President Trump
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  Speaker 2: has been working day and night to get Curtis out
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  Speaker 2: of the race. It's a little late for that. I
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  Speaker 2: don't agree with him on that, but that's what he's
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  Speaker 2: been trying to do. He's been trying to help Cuomo.
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  Speaker 2: He thinks Quoma is the only one that can win.
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  Speaker 2: There are a lot of people that think that. But
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  Speaker 2: he's been working like crazy to get sleep with It's
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  Speaker 2: not going to happen. Curtis is not a quitter, never
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  Speaker 2: has been, never will be. Here's more of Cuomo.
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  Speaker 3: President Trump said, Curtis Leewa is not ready for prime time,
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  Speaker 3: and he's not ready for prime time. He's led this
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  Speaker 3: group called the Guardian Angels for years, but he has
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  Speaker 3: no managerial experience, no government experience, and he's basically defrauded
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  Speaker 3: New Yorkers in the past. So he's not ready for
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  Speaker 3: prime time and he is a spoiler in the race.
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  Speaker 3: The only thing he can do is make Mam Donnie
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  Speaker 3: a winner, because any vote for Curtis is a vote
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  Speaker 3: for Mom Donnie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, now you got to put a lot of asterisk
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  Speaker 2: on it. He never defrauded New York. I think he's
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  Speaker 2: referring to something he did a publicity stunt once turned
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  Speaker 2: out out to be true. But you talk about defrauding
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  Speaker 2: New York. I think Cuomo did have to leave office
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  Speaker 2: in disgrace. He was under investigation by the Ethics Committee
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  Speaker 2: as well for that sleazy book deal. And a spoiler.
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  Speaker 2: You can't be a spoiler if you're a major party candidate. Remember,
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  Speaker 2: Curtis is the Republican nominee, Mam Donnie is the Democratic nominee.
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  Speaker 2: It was Cuomo who could not get a major party
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  Speaker 2: you know, win. He lost the primary. Democrats rejected him
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  Speaker 2: in the primary. So let's see. Here's more a Cuomo.
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  Speaker 3: He thinks Mandami, who he calls a communist, would be
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  Speaker 3: horrendous for New York.
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  Speaker 2: By the way, I agree.
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  Speaker 3: And this is the far left of the Democratic Party,
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  Speaker 3: the socialist wing of the Democratic Party, trying to take
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  Speaker 3: over New York City.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of the problem. He over explains everything to you.
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  Speaker 2: Cuomo talks to you like you're the one that's stupid.
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  Speaker 2: And he talks too slow, and he over explains. And
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  Speaker 2: now Curtis, they're still telling him to drop out. You can't.
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  Speaker 2: I'll ask him, he'll Kurs will be with a few minutes.
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  Speaker 2: He couldn't drop out if he wanted to. You can't
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  Speaker 2: drop out. You can't get your name off the ballot.
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  Speaker 2: You can't. We'll ask him when he's here. But he's
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  Speaker 2: I've known Curtis for a million years. This guy never
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  Speaker 2: quit anything in his life.
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  Speaker 4: They're all trying to get me out of this race.
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  Speaker 4: I guess what. I'm in it to win it. I'm
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  Speaker 4: the only Republican, the law and order candidate. Now Rudy
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  Speaker 4: Giuliani two point zero who he.
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  Speaker 2: Can say that because Rudy Giuliani is endorsing him and
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  Speaker 2: is said one thousand percent behind him.
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  Speaker 4: Jorhan Mandami, hah, he's very affable. It's like that song
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  Speaker 4: remember Shad Day nineteen eighty four, Smooth Operator, Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I always think of Barack Obama the Prince of the
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  Speaker 4: smooth Operator.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And on the jvha Madami amen ah. When he lies yes,
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  Speaker 4: noos doesn't get bigger, he smile gets larger.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta admit, Curtis is the best on the
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  Speaker 2: campaign trail. And he's right. Mamdanni is an Obama. Obama
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  Speaker 2: was the same kind of thing. Not a communist, but
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  Speaker 2: Obama was a guy with no resume, never had a
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  Speaker 2: real job in his life, community organized or whatever the
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  Speaker 2: hell that was, but never had a job, just a
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  Speaker 2: very brief career in the legislature, and all of a
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  Speaker 2: sudden running for the biggest management management job in the world.
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  Speaker 2: But he did it with a smile and style and
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  Speaker 2: being very articulate and smooth talking. He's he's the socialist Obama.
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  Speaker 4: If you're on the thirty in Europe, female.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, now, this is him on Cuomo Curtis.
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  Speaker 4: If you're on the thirty in you're a female, he's flirty.
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  Speaker 4: If you're over sixty five, he could end up killing
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  Speaker 4: you in a long term nursing home. Jacobs home, man,
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  Speaker 4: you're only safe if you're between dirty and sixty five.
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  Speaker 4: Multiply handy, andy, handsy.
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  Speaker 2: Andy, Yeah, pretty good, pretty good. Let me see if
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  Speaker 2: there's any more here now, we'll ask Curtis. He'll be
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  Speaker 2: here later this hour. These billionaires are all calling him
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  Speaker 2: trying to get him out of the race. They're all
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  Speaker 2: trying to bribe, and they're offering money, jobs, they're all anything.
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  Speaker 2: They're trying to bribe him. Listen to Curtis.
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  Speaker 4: I'm told him what you're doing is that it's bribery
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  Speaker 4: and it might be illegal. And the next time you
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  Speaker 4: talk to me, I'll be winded up like a.
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  Speaker 2: Christmas street more like forma. Let me see.
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  Speaker 3: I will build affordable hundreds of thousands of units of
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  Speaker 3: affordable housing. I did it as HUT secretary all across
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  Speaker 3: the nation. And that's how you're going to get the
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  Speaker 3: rent down by increasing the supply. I will hire five
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  Speaker 3: thousand police officers and make New York City safer, and
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  Speaker 3: put fifteen hundred on the subways and make the subways safer.
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  Speaker 2: All right, lots of promises, lots of promises, but he
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  Speaker 2: certainly didn't do all that stuff as governor. But hey,
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  Speaker 2: very important thing. We have listeners all over the Tri
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  Speaker 2: state area. If you're in west Chester, everybody's got to
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  Speaker 2: get out and vote tomorrow. It's not just the mayoral race,
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  Speaker 2: but you've got to get out and vote. Very important.
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  Speaker 2: If you're in Manhattan, get rid of the district attorney
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  Speaker 2: Alvin Bragg. Vote for maud Marin the Republican. She'll put
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  Speaker 2: people in jail online, unlike Alvin Bragg. So very important.
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  Speaker 2: Get rid of Alvin Bragg. Vote for maud Marin great
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  Speaker 2: strong law enforcement DA candidate that's in Manhattan. Wherever you
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  Speaker 2: are in New York City, get rid of your city
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  Speaker 2: council crazy left loons. Now, if you want to protect
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  Speaker 2: yourself against Mom Donnie, this is what you got to do.
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  Speaker 2: Get as many Republicans as a Canada the city council.
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  Speaker 2: And if you live in Westchester, you're going to have
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  Speaker 2: to protect against Mom Donnie. So make sure you vote
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  Speaker 2: for the Republican candidate tomorrow for county executive. I forget
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  Speaker 2: her name? Is it her? I think not sure? Well whoever,
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  Speaker 2: it doesn't matter who it is. Just pull the Republican
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  Speaker 2: lever in Westchester County. Get yourself a Republican county executive
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow in Westchester. Now, if you're in Nassau County, Bruce
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  Speaker 2: Blakeman is the best county executive in America. Everybody loves him,
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  Speaker 2: but he's still up for reelection, so make sure you
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  Speaker 2: get out there and vote for him. There's been early
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  Speaker 2: voting in Nassau County, they say heavy, heavy Republican turnout
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  Speaker 2: has been going on. But just to be sure, get
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  Speaker 2: out there and vote for Bruce Blakeman tomorrow Nassau County Executive.
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  Speaker 2: If you're in New Jersey, of course, vote for Jack Chittarelli,
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  Speaker 2: who's it's very close in the polls, very good. Christine
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  Speaker 2: Sculty is the one running in Westchester for County Executive,
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  Speaker 2: Christine Scalty, make sure you vote for her may Vote
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  Speaker 2: for Chittarelly in New Jersey tomorrow. Connecticut, I don't know
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  Speaker 2: what to tell you. Who's Oh, Greenwich, Connecticut seems to
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  Speaker 2: be the suburb everybody's going to flee to. There's a
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  Speaker 2: report now that prices in Greenwich, Connecticut, that's the closest
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  Speaker 2: and nicest town in Connecticut. Prices are going crazy. Inventory
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  Speaker 2: is down to practically nothing. But you got the best
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  Speaker 2: mayor you've ever had there, Fred Camillo. He's the Republican.
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  Speaker 2: Make sure you reelect him tomorrow. Vote for Fred Camillo,
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  Speaker 2: very popular, he's been two terms already. Great great mayor there,
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  Speaker 2: Fred Camillo. What else? Yes, city council is important. Changed
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  Speaker 2: that city council because believe or not City Council actually
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  Speaker 2: has more power to do things in New York than
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  Speaker 2: the mayor does. Curtis not getting out of the race.
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  Speaker 2: Stop with that. As we mentioned before, the mob tried
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  Speaker 2: to stop him. They sent like four guys with baseball
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  Speaker 2: bats who beat him to a pulp. That didn't stop him.
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  Speaker 2: He kept attacking. They got him in the back of
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  Speaker 2: a cab, shot him five times from his hospital bett.
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  Speaker 2: He kept attacking him. That was quite an instant. In fact,
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  Speaker 2: we all used to work at the other place back then,
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  Speaker 2: Rush Shawn me, everybody. Curtis got shot five times. It
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  Speaker 2: was just like in The Godfather, Remember where Salatso says
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  Speaker 2: five bullets, the guy's still alive. Well, that was Curtis.
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  Speaker 2: The next day Rush bought Curtis and Suv said, don't
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  Speaker 2: get in any more cabs. Use this car. I remember
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  Speaker 2: I used to It was remembers Curtis and Koobe. They
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  Speaker 2: were the number one morning show for you remember, of course, big, big, big,
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  Speaker 2: big morning show for twenty years. But I used to
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  Speaker 2: fill in a lot, and I remember it. Right after
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  Speaker 2: he was shot, it'd be me and Curtis in the
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  Speaker 2: studio with twelve detectives. Right after the shooting, surrounded by
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  Speaker 2: detectives around the clock, because apparently the mob was still
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  Speaker 2: out to get them if that didn't get them to stop.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think a few billionaires with their bribes is
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  Speaker 2: going to do any good. Marathon yesterday, New York Marathon.
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  Speaker 2: This is called the Kenya Marathon. Nobody in New York's
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  Speaker 2: going to win this marathon. Nobody in New York's going
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  Speaker 2: to even come close. Now today, walking to work, all
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  Speaker 2: over the street are these people with the medals on.
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  Speaker 2: The marathon medals. Apparently they're all staying in this neighborhood
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  Speaker 2: around the station, all the hotels, this is where they are,
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  Speaker 2: and they walk around with the medals on. You know,
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  Speaker 2: it's like these people that won't take the ski lift
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  Speaker 2: tickets off the jacket. They've got all the ski lift
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  Speaker 2: tags there, so you're supposed to see that. They're excuse
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  Speaker 2: so you're supposed to see them metal. One year, somebody
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  Speaker 2: came to work with the marathon medal. Everybody was so
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  Speaker 2: crist so I went on eBay. I bought like six
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  Speaker 2: marathon medals from previous years. I just put them all
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  Speaker 2: on and came in with that on. Although I got
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  Speaker 2: to admit I saw these medals on people today. It's
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  Speaker 2: the best looking marathon medal I've ever seen. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: just as jewelry. It's beautiful. Hey, Barack Obama was in
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  Speaker 2: New Jersey campaigning for Mikey Cheryl and he started going
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  Speaker 2: after Trump and he started attacking the ballroom that Trump
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  Speaker 2: is building on the East Wing. You've seen the pictures
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  Speaker 2: of the drawings. The ballroom is going to be magnificent,
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  Speaker 2: one the most beautiful ballrooms ever built. It's absolutely spectacular,
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  Speaker 2: and there was Obama attacking it. A lot of people
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  Speaker 2: thought that was really crazy, since he is currently building
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  Speaker 2: what is considered to be the single ugliest building ever
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  Speaker 2: built in America. Go take a look at my Twitter
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  Speaker 2: if you want to see it. It's up. Pictures are
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  Speaker 2: up there on Twitter. It's it's his presidential library. It
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  Speaker 2: is the most hideous, ugly building everybody's ever seen. People
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  Speaker 2: think that the pictures are a joke. This is actually
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  Speaker 2: his presidential library. It's a big, ugly, enormous, like five
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  Speaker 2: story slab of concrete. It looks like a big tombstone.
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  Speaker 2: It says gray, ugly cement. It's the ugliest building you've
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  Speaker 2: ever seen. And he probably should be investigated and arrested
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  Speaker 2: for what he's doing because they raised eight hundred and
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  Speaker 2: fifty million and they've spent it and now it's they're
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  Speaker 2: having overruns. If you look at this building, if I
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  Speaker 2: told you this building costs a million dollars, you'd think
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  Speaker 2: I was insane. He's supposedly spent eight hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 2: million on this hideous, ridiculous looking building that's disgusting looking,
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  Speaker 2: and he has the nerve to criticize the ballroom unbelievable.
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  Speaker 2: So uh oh, World Series. That was quite a game. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: I don't really care about Dodgers. Well, I guess I
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  Speaker 2: like the Dodgers. I don't really care about the Toronto
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  Speaker 2: Blue Jays, although they seem to have more American players
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  Speaker 2: on the Blue Jays than on the Dodgers. But it
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  Speaker 2: was quite an ending, quite a final game. Here's the
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  Speaker 2: final call double play end of the game.
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  Speaker 5: Eddio two swinging a broken bat roller out to short
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  Speaker 5: that's up with it steps out second on the first
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  Speaker 5: and it's a double play and the Dodgers have won it.
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  Speaker 5: Here in eleven.
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  Speaker 1: The Dodgers turned the double play and finish off the
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  Speaker 1: Jays five for the final The Dodgers repeat champions for
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  Speaker 1: the first time in baseball in twenty five years.
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  Speaker 2: No, of course it's Los Angeles. The Dodgers won, so
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  Speaker 2: naturally in Los Angeles, everybody's out in the street, rioting,
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  Speaker 2: cops that are used tear gas, teeble totally. I control fires, looting,
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  Speaker 2: every that's Los Angeles. Hey, Curtis will be with us
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  Speaker 2: in a few minutes. We'll talk to Curtis lee Win
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  Speaker 2: a few minutes. We'll take some calls. Next. Eight hundred
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  Speaker 2: three two one zero seven ten is the number. Eight
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  Speaker 2: hundred three two one zero seven ten.