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Mac & Bone - What the Bleep · Mac & Bone Podcast

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: All right, so let's do this, y'all. It is time
• 0:03
  Speaker 1: for a little bit of What the Bleep. Let's laugh
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: a little bit, and then we'll get back to Panther conversations,
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: including who are our starting tackles. when Monroe Freeling comes back.
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: And it sounds like it's going to happen pretty soon here.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, we'll get into that in a minute. Let's
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  Speaker 1: deal with what the bleep stories and sound bites that
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  Speaker 1: make you say what the bleep. And I'm just going
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  Speaker 1: to say right now, it will include clips from Matt rules,
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  Speaker 1: press conference yesterday, bone. He's doing it again, but anyway,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead.
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  Speaker 2: Bonesy.
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  Speaker 1: What do you got, Mac?
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  Speaker 3: We're going to go to Rufus King international high school
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  Speaker 3: in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where 23 year old former student, Amy Jones, uh,
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  Speaker 3: was arrested after posing as a substitute teacher.
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  Speaker 2: This happened a month ago.
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  Speaker 3: Jones told investigators she did it because she was bored,
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  Speaker 3: hates children, and just wanted to mess around. She allegedly
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  Speaker 3: used profanity, made explicit and derogatory remarks, mocked students' weight
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  Speaker 3: and appearance, played loud rap music, and asked students if
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  Speaker 3: they could give.
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  Speaker 2: Her their marijuana or their vapes. Shit.
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  Speaker 3: Jones scouted the building a week earlier, blended in with students,
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  Speaker 3: and later signed in. After overhearing staff discuss, someone was
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  Speaker 3: out for the day, so she just walked to the
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  Speaker 3: room and taught the class.
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  Speaker 1: She just wanted to take her frustrations out on those kids?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man, what the bleep. I always wondered where they
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  Speaker 1: get these substitutes from, Boney. Well, I just wandered in
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  Speaker 1: and started teaching. Never imagined that was a thing there.
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  Speaker 1: Never imagined that would be the way it would play out.
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  Speaker 3: The students turned her in and I understand that she
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  Speaker 3: was making, you know, remarks and she was mean to them.
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  Speaker 3: But if I'm in high school, I'm thinking, what a
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  Speaker 3: day we're having here. We got to teach doing this.
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  Speaker 3: This is high school kids like bring it on, lady.
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  Speaker 3: I know this is an elementary school.
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  Speaker 1: Bring it on, lady. Well, they had a substitute. They
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  Speaker 1: couldn't walk all over and bully. And they were like,
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  Speaker 1: get her, get this person out of here. They're bullying us.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't the way it's supposed to work? Well, did I
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  Speaker 1: feel bad for the substitutes? Because I was probably acting
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  Speaker 1: a clown, too. But anyway, in hindsight, I feel bad
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  Speaker 1: for substitutes. Now that I'm a grown man. You know
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  Speaker 1: Willie P was always helping out that sub. Substitute teacher's pet,
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  Speaker 1: you think?
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  Speaker 2: I believe we're supposed to have a test today, sub. Oh, daddy, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man. Can I get you some lunch?
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  Speaker 2: Some borscht and cheese.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man. All right, bone man. I have to. What
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  Speaker 1: the bleep? a woman who was at the Rays-Guardians game
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  Speaker 1: last night, Rays advanced to the World Series with the win.
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  Speaker 1: But the real news to me is this picture of
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  Speaker 1: a message on the scoreboard, Bone, that went viral. It
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  Speaker 1: was a woman that sent a message out to a
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  Speaker 1: guy named Derek and said, Hey, Derek, thanks for the tickets,
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  Speaker 1: but we really should just be friends. Oh! She didn't
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  Speaker 1: even have the courtesy to tell the man face to face.
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  Speaker 1: So were they at the game together? And did she
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  Speaker 1: just say, hey, look at that scoreboard over there. There's
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  Speaker 1: something I've been meaning to tell you. I haven't been
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  Speaker 1: able to come up with the words to say face
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  Speaker 1: to face. Not to mention you couldn't just finish the
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  Speaker 1: date with the man. This man bought you, took you away.
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  Speaker 1: Paid for the tickets, took you to the LCS clinching game.
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  Speaker 1: You couldn't just have a nice time with him and
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  Speaker 1: break it to him with a text afterwards or a
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  Speaker 1: call afterwards? What the bleep?
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  Speaker 2: This is cold-hearted.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it happened to me a lot. I'd get
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  Speaker 3: tickets for somebody and they'd say we're just friends. I'd say,
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  Speaker 3: all right, that's fine. I didn't go on the video board.
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  Speaker 1: That feels like I had to embarrass this man on
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  Speaker 1: the video board, too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gracious.
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  Speaker 1: Boneslick. Boneslick has happened to me all the time. They
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  Speaker 1: can simply just break it to me another way that
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  Speaker 1: is not public.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a classy way to go about that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God, that's crazy, man.
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  Speaker 2: Mac, we're going to go to.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying to see where this was. It doesn't say
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  Speaker 3: where this was. This is a viral video. of a
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  Speaker 3: Marriott hotel guest named Shauna Lynn. She went viral after
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  Speaker 3: posting the story that she requested a baby crib and
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  Speaker 3: received from the Marriott a Rubbermaid commercial laundry cart instead.
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  Speaker 3: The item delivered to the room was a large rectangular
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  Speaker 3: rolling industrial bin with a heavy black liner stretched over
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  Speaker 3: metal frames featuring a visible Rubbermaid commercial products logo on
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  Speaker 3: the side. The hotel staff had tossed some standard baby
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  Speaker 3: bedding inside the dirty linen bin and insisted this was
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  Speaker 3: the crib they had to use.
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: If you don't like it, lady, this is all we have.
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  Speaker 1: Man, that's customer service right there, isn't it, baby? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: my God, I'd be all kind of worked up.
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  Speaker 3: Are you freaking kidding me? Sounds like something MFG would
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  Speaker 3: do when he worked at a hotel.
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  Speaker 1: This will do right.
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  Speaker 3: Remember they used to make MFG, Matt, go get the
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  Speaker 3: guests that didn't check out on time?
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  Speaker 2: MFG had to go get them out of their rooms.
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  Speaker 1: Go victim.
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  Speaker 2: A victim from a hotel room. He had to go
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  Speaker 2: knock on the door. It's time to go!
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  Speaker 1: MFG had some jobs, too. And I mean jobs, because
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  Speaker 1: he would get a new one every month. But he
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  Speaker 1: had the security jobs where he would be security at night.
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  Speaker 1: He got sprayed by that skunk. That skunk sprayed him.
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  Speaker 1: Didn't he fall asleep one time and somebody stole some stuff?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he worked at a copper plant and he stole
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  Speaker 3: the copper. Oh, God, MFG. God bless you, man. He
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  Speaker 3: also had a lot of jobs, Mac, where he... was
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  Speaker 3: overnight security, and his job was don't do anything. Call
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  Speaker 3: the real security. Don't move out of your car. Just
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  Speaker 3: call the real people. And he would never call. He'd
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  Speaker 3: just do it on his own.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: That's how he got sprayed by a skunk.
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  Speaker 1: You mentioned overnight, Bone. A great man once said it
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  Speaker 1: took Jay-Z seven years to become an overnight success. That
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  Speaker 1: is Matt Rule. And, Bone, I don't know if you
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  Speaker 1: noticed on your timeline yesterday, and I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: y'all did, Panther fans, Matt Rule was trending on the
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  Speaker 1: timelines yesterday. He seems to be doing that thing again, Bone,
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  Speaker 1: where he is babbling. He's excuse making. He does this
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  Speaker 1: when he feels the heat. And I believe after the
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  Speaker 1: last two weekends of blown leads in the fourth quarter
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  Speaker 1: against Indiana and Oregon, he is feeling the heat. So
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  Speaker 1: we put a little montage together, Bone, of a what
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  Speaker 1: the bleep worthy press conference. In the words of Smoke Ludwig,
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  Speaker 1: Matt Rule may have had his Jay-Z moment Omaha edition, Bone, yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Listen to this.
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  Speaker 4: I let the guys dance at the fourth quarter. I
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  Speaker 4: will never do that again. Like I sat up and
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  Speaker 4: I pulled them all up and they started running. I
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  Speaker 4: was kind of like, I was like, get back in.
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  Speaker 4: And part of our thing was like UCLA did it.
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  Speaker 4: And I wanted, you know, coming off Indiana, I was like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: we're going to play our tail off. It goes back
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  Speaker 4: to what Coach Osborne said when he first got here. Like, hey,
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  Speaker 4: you play physical for three quarters to win the fourth quarter.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, we're going to be so physical
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  Speaker 4: in the third quarter. First quarter, second quarter, third quarter.
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  Speaker 4: Fourth quarter comes, they're going to try to intimidate you
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  Speaker 4: with that song. Have fun. Enjoy it. Lock back in.
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  Speaker 4: And our guys got back in. We didn't win the
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  Speaker 4: fourth quarter. And that's not my DNA. And so I
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  Speaker 4: have to own that. I was sitting out there.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, get in here.
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  Speaker 4: Let's go play. I believe, as we look at us
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  Speaker 4: as a football team, we're a team that's lost the
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  Speaker 4: last two weeks. And that's unacceptable. And that's not okay.
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  Speaker 4: I also think we're a team that's probably two plays
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  Speaker 4: away from being a top 10 program, top 10 team.
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  Speaker 4: And both of those can be true. You know, you
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  Speaker 4: can see the possibility and see the opportunity that's there that, hey,
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  Speaker 4: we're going to play each game away from being probably
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  Speaker 4: a top 10 team versus two excellent opponents. At the
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  Speaker 4: same time, we have failed. I have failed in each
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  Speaker 4: of those last two games. And those both, both are true.
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  Speaker 4: I've watched the last couple of years like, man, Coach Rule,
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  Speaker 4: you don't win down the stretch. Well, I ain't the
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  Speaker 4: one out there playing Like, players, you want to win
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  Speaker 4: down the stretch? You go win down the stretch. Don't
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  Speaker 4: listen to anything outside.
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  Speaker 2: Watch the tape.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, God. What the bleep, Matty. What the bleep, Matty.
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  Speaker 1: He said it again, dude. It's horrible. And Nebraska fans,
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  Speaker 1: many of them are furious at what they're hearing. Like,
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  Speaker 1: we should be a top 10 team if we're in
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  Speaker 1: for two plays. Like, this is the stuff he does, Bone.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not the one out there playing. They got to
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  Speaker 1: finish gate. Like, this is the, I shouldn't have let
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  Speaker 1: them dance. I let them dance to the shout song.
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  Speaker 1: And in the third quarter, I'm never letting them do
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  Speaker 1: it again. It's not in my DNA. Like, he starts
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  Speaker 1: being a bumbling buffoon when he feels the heat.
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  Speaker 3: When he starts to go Porky Pig mode, that's... Major
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  Speaker 3: troubles ahead, right? When he starts doing that, he doesn't
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  Speaker 3: go into the pressers with any plan. A lot of coaches, Matt,
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  Speaker 3: will go very generic. I'm going to say this, this.
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  Speaker 3: They think about it. When he was here, he'd get
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  Speaker 3: up there, and he'd almost be surprised. Hey, why'd you
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  Speaker 3: go for it on four down? Something that you should know.
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  Speaker 3: When you go, he would have no answers. Just rambling.
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  Speaker 1: They said that they asked him a question about the
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  Speaker 1: bye week. Is this a good time for the bye week?
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  Speaker 1: They said five minutes later, a Nebraska writer, five minutes later,
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  Speaker 1: they have no idea what he was talking about. He
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  Speaker 1: just went on and on about different topics for five minutes.
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  Speaker 1: is rambling rule right there, baby. What the bleep rambling rule.
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  Speaker 1: You're still doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Mac, we have a what the bleep here that's really sad,
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  Speaker 3: but it's also what the bleep worthy. A Texas wedding
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  Speaker 3: venue named Posey Meadows is facing widespread public backlash and
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  Speaker 3: a legal battle after refusing to fund nearly.
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  Speaker 1: $ 16, 000.
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  Speaker 3: To a grieving fiancee who's groomed to be died seven
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  Speaker 3: months before the wedding happened. They're in court now because
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  Speaker 3: the bride is saying, we're not having a wedding.
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  Speaker 2: He died.
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  Speaker 3: They're saying, no, you still owe us $ 16, 000. That's great
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  Speaker 3: customer service. Posey Meadows.
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  Speaker 2: What the bleep.
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  Speaker 1: Man. What the bleep. And how do they think that works?
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  Speaker 1: You're haggling over this money. Well, once this becomes a
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  Speaker 1: news story, who's going to use your services in the future? Seriously.
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  Speaker 2: Goodbye, Posey Meadows.
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  Speaker 1: You might have just killed your business. Who wants to
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  Speaker 1: work with this company now?
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  Speaker 3: Posey Meadows also sounds like a Netflix show that I
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: would watch for multiple seasons. From the creators of Gilmore Girls.
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  Speaker 3: By the way, she sued them initially. They're countersuing her.
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  Speaker 3: So they're going back and forth.
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  Speaker 1: Over this thing. This is not a good idea. This
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  Speaker 1: is not good PR, Bone, I believe.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Posey Meadows, the groom unfortunately died. There's no wedding.
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  Speaker 2: What is she paying for now? What is she paying for?
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  Speaker 2: That's brutal.
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  Speaker 1: That is brutal.
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  Speaker 2: You got seven months to figure this out. What is she?
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  Speaker 3: It's not like, look, I mean, he didn't die like
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  Speaker 3: 10 minutes before the wedding. He, seven months ago. Figure
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  Speaker 3: it out, Posey.
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  Speaker 1: I got to what the bleep of the folks in Kelowna,
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: British Columbia bone.
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  Speaker 2: That's Canada.
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  Speaker 1: What are they doing up there in Canada, Bone? What
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  Speaker 1: are they doing? They just elected a man to the
• 11:02
  Speaker 1: city council named Brady Rogers, whose whole advertising campaign was,
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  Speaker 1: I just want this job so I can pay my rent.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not qualified for this job. Do I enjoy politics?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Do I know what I'm doing?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: But am I qualified? Also, no. This was his ad campaign.
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  Speaker 1: How hard could it be? Brady Rogers for city council. Bone,
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  Speaker 1: this campaign won. what the bleep we doing now i
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  Speaker 1: don't know maybe i should salute this guy because he
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: is he is the only person i have seen bone
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  Speaker 1: in the last i don't know 10 years that has
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  Speaker 1: campaigned without slamming the person they're running against so maybe
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  Speaker 1: i should salute him but how does that silly campaign
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: get you elected.
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  Speaker 2: Canada, do better.
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  Speaker 3: You can't run for office when you're not qualified.
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  Speaker 1: That would never happen here in America. You'd never win
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: here in America if you're not qualified, could you?
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  Speaker 2: I thought you were better than this, Canada.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my goodness. Blame Canada, Bone. Blame Canada.