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Wreck 'Em, Rolfe · Adventures: Bible Truths in Action

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  Security check is state your name.
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  Please welcome Ralph citizenship fix some Felix Third Edition
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  anything to declare since when did they hire you?
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  Since that terrorist attack last month.
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  Oh yeah, I read about that power.
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  Search took out the pinball game in the northwest corner
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  completely Fried all the circuits will you won't get any
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  static out of me. Keep up the good work.
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  Thanks, Ralph carry on. Where is he?
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  He said he would meet me here. Hey Felix, I'm right here.
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  Yes, siree, Ralph, I'm just making sure no one sees us
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  talking. Can I have a reputation?
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  Yeah I know about your reputation.
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  You're a good guy. Fix some Felix.
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  Everybody's hero. Not everybody's hero Ralph.
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  Just the ones in our game. Yeah.
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  Right. And that's what matters the ones
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  in our game. That's our little world.
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  I wrecked things, and you fix them, and everybody loves you
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  and hates me. I'm not following you.
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  Ralph is there a problem that needs fixing or And I'm tired of
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  being the bad guy. Bow not again.
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  Rolf. Haven't we had this conversation
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  before several times and each time you hit me in the head with
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  your golden Hammer and everything is better but not
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  this time Felix. Not this time, not this time,
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  stop it. It's not gonna work you mean my
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  hammers broke your Hammer is fine.
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  It's me. That's broke.
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  No, I'm not broke. Not this time.
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  What I meant to say was, I've been reading the Bible Bible.
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  Where did you get a Bible? Doesn't matter.
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  I got one. That's all you need to know, and
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  I'm reading it. You can't read it.
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  It's not in the program. When the arcade is closed, were
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  free to do whatever we want. And I want to read the Bible.
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  Why? Because I want my life to get
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  better. I'm tired of living in garbage.
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  I I want to be a success. Ralph bad guys aren't supposed
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  to succeed. Bad, guys are supposed to fail
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  you succeed. When you fail, doing what God's
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  word teaches brings success, does God's work teach you to
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  fail? No it doesn't.
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  Well you can't go against the program Ralph.
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  It's it's wrong. What if the program is wrong?
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  Felix? I can't believe you just said
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  that mr. Smarty pants look.
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  I respect you. Felix you help people fix things
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  for others. You're a great guy.
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  But I want to be a great guy too, and I can't be a great guy
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  here. Not in this game, not the way
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  it's played. So either the game has to
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  change, or alright have to leave It's not gonna work this time.
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  No, this means no poor pug. Are you practice for good?
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  There you are. Felix.
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  Where have you been? We've been worried sick
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  wondering where you were. I'm right here big Gene.
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  Well let's get in place. The arcade is about to open,
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  right? Places, are you feeling?
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  Okay? You look a little Little
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  pixelated. I have.
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  I feel fine, really? Did he say fine?
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  Fine never says fine. He always says fantastic, I know
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  something must be wrong. Felix, what's wrong?
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  It's Ralph. He's left the game, he can't do
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  that, he did. Well then fix them before they
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  end plug our game. I can't.
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  I tried didn't. Work.
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  What do you mean it didn't work. He's been reading the Bible.
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  How did he get a Bible? I gave it to him what he was
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  hurting and I gave him. The only help.
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  I know God's word. Do you realize what you have
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  done to all of us pleasing God, rather than men brings blessings
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  and what kind of blessing you call?
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  Getting an out of order. Sign put on us.
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  Do you call getting unplugged a blessing either way?
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  I'm blessed and so is Rolfe. I'm glad he's finally standing
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  up for what is Right. Felix, you have to fix this, all
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  righty. Then I'll give it another try.
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  Heroes, Doom. Hey, maybe I could be a hero.
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  All right, men, listen up. Our mission is to save the
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  world. Save the world.
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  You got a problem with that Soldier know, I've been reading
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  about saving the world. That's what Jesus came to do.
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  He gave his life to save the world.
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  Jesus never heard of him. There have been a lot of
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  soldiers that have lost their lives fighting this battle, we
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  might even lose our lives, these side buggers Army, but we're
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  ready. What's a cyborg?
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  Bugger this your first mission Soldier first mission.
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  Yeah, first mission sigh buggers are giant alien bugs giant.
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  Oh my, I'm I'm not stay focused. The world depends on us Lock and
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  Load. Did she say giant bugs?
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  You got a problem with that Soldier, maybe just do your job.
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  If one of these bugs escapes from here, they would devour
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  every game in this arcade. Aid.
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  And that's not going to happen. Not on my watch.
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  Let's Go. This is not what I imagined at
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  all. Right.
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  But see me the world is gonna be telling people about Jesus.
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  This is not the game for me. I'm getting out of here.
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  Where'd the new recruit go AWOL? You mean he's turbo.
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  Call it what you want. Gronkowski, I'm leaving you in
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  charge. You going turbo to Commander,
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  never that recruit left here with a bug.
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  I'm going after it hidey-ho neighbor, don't shoot, don't
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  shoot, I didn't know the of books could take on human form
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  or speak our language. I'm not an alien.
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  Look, I'm fixing Felix from the game, Fix-It Felix, Third
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  Edition, you're going turbo. Oh no, I'm looking for
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  recommend. I'll Search Protect Your said,
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  he saw him coming. Here must be the new recruit.
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  He just walked out of here with an alien bug on his back.
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  Oh, I saw something like that on the way here.
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  I think I know which way you went.
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  Come on. Sugar crush.
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  I'm good at crushing things. Maybe I can be a good guy in
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  this game. Who are you?
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  No, what are you doing here? Don't be afraid.
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  It's okay, I'm not gonna hurt you.
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  My name is Rolf. You're not gonna crush me?
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  No, I would never do that. So, you're a good guy.
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  Well, I wanna be a good guy. Technically, I'm a bad guy, but
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  I'm not a bad guy. You don't make any sense at all.
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  Look, I've been reading the Bible.
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  I love the Bible, especially the part where the vanilla bean
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  candy destroys the big handed monster.
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  We'll really I haven't read that part yet.
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  I just started reading it. A few weeks ago.
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  It's a big book. What page is that story on?
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  It's not, I was just messing with you, I'm vanilla bean.
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  So why do you have such big hands?
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  If you're not a sugar crushing monster.
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  Well, in my game. I Crush buildings.
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  Why? I don't know.
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  I just do. I used to anyway?
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  I want to be a good guy. Now, I'm tired of living in the
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  garbage. So am I What you live in the
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  garbage? Well, duh, it's either that or
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  get crushed. What do you mean?
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  Let me put it like this. If I was in your game I'd be a
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  brick in the building you crush. What is it with video games?
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  Crushing buildings? Crushing candy, the last game I
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  was in. They were crushing alien bugs,
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  sigh buggers? Yeah, you heard of them.
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  Well as it, Hero's Duty is the busiest game in the arcade.
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  It's right across the aisle from here.
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  See, I don't want to see. I hate that game.
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  I thought I was gonna save the world, you know, share Jesus
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  with everyone but save the world in that game means, kill the
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  alien bugs. What's so funny?
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  I was picturing you telling us, I Burger about Jesus, don't
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  move. Commander Gene, Felix, turn
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  around. What's going on?
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  Shut, your Yap, and turn around slowly.
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  It's ok. Ralph just do what she says.
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  It's gone. Oh, that's good.
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  Isn't it not, if it's still alive?
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  What are you guys talking about? What are you looking for?
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  Well, what still alive when you left Hero's Duty us, I bugger
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  was on your back. My back, get it off.
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  Get a lot settle down, it's gone.
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  Roll badass, I Burger on his back.
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  Where's your uniform? Oh, that thing, I took it off
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  after I got here and toss it in the river.
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  Hope I never see it again. That dirty River.
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  Yeah. Maybe the pollution killed it.
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  That isn't pollution in that River.
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  It's chocolate chocolate. No wonder.
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  Nothing happened. When I hit it with my hammer.
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  There wasn't anything wrong with it.
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  Milk chocolate, or semi-sweet milk chocolate.
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  Of course semi-sweet is for old people, why?
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  Why, what difference does it make if it's milk chocolate or
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  semi-sweet side, buggers feed on sugar, milk chocolate has a
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  higher sugar content, which means, and even more accelerated
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  growth rate, you mean, I might get to see a sigh Burger up
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  close. I hate to say it but it's very
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  likely. Come on Felix, let's check that
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  River. I'm gonna see if I bugger at
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  this is the best day of my life. Wait, did she say it?
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  Feeds on sugar? Yeah, she did.
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  More sugar or girls? Why I made of sugar?
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  Everything here is made of sugar.
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  Oh, okay. Let's not panic.
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  God is on our side vanilla. Maybe maybe we should stay with
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  Felix and Commander Jane. That's a good idea roll.
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  I'm telling you, the river was right here.
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  She's right. I see my uniform over there so.
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  Well, what do you think happened to the river?
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  No doubt the chocolate river is in the belly of a certain
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  escaped, sigh bugger. No way.
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  I've seen a sigh bugger, once I bugger couldn't drink this whole
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  river. That's because there's no sugar
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  allowed in our video game to keep the Sigh buggers from
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  growing. If there's no sugar allowed in
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  your game. How do you know, sugar makes the
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  side buggers get big? Because when I was a little
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  girl, I snuck off to a baseball video game to get cotton candy.
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  When I got home. Acai bugger attacked me in
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  eight, the cotton candy, right? Before my eyes.
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  He grew to twice, his original size.
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  I never told anyone because I did want to get blamed for all
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  that damage that this I bugger did before.
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  Was eventually terminated, that's why.
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  When I got old enough, I decided to join the fight to save the
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  world from a sigh bugger annihilation, What did you do
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  that for it? Just told all of us are really
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  sad story. I thought you could use a little
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  cheering up. Look, I didn't want to have to
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  tell you this, but your Hammer is not magic.
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  It is to it fixes everything that's wrong in the world.
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  Tell a Ralph. She's right Felix.
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  It fixes everything in our game because it's programmed to hear.
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  It's just another hammer. And so help me.
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  If you ever hit me in the head with that hammer again, I will
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  take it and wrap it around your head.
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  Jiminy Germany. I think she likes me Ralph.
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  I don't see that cyber anywhere. It's either hiding or looking
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  for more sugar. So what do we do?
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  We need to set a trap lower it to come to us, then we can
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  destroy it. Use me.
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  What do you mean? Use you?
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  I made of sugar. Great stand over there.
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  While we hide when the Sigh bugger gets in view.
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  I'll shoot it. Why would you risk your life
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  like this? What are you talking about?
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  Risk. My life.
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  I'm counting on you. Not to let him eat me.
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  I can't stop us. I Bugger, I don't believe that.
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  Look at you. You're big and strong.
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  Look at those hands. If you can crush a building, you
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  can crush the side. Bugger, besides, since God is
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  for you, you can do all things through Christ.
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  Here. Buggy buggy can get more sugar.
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  You're gonna like me. I've never been crushed.
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  Commander Gene. There it is.
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  Shoot it. I'm trying.
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  What do you mean trying? My gun is jammed.
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  Give me a second. What me help.
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  There, that should fix it. You broke it.
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  I told you. It wasn't magic.
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  Give me that hammer. You can't have my hammer.
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  You come back here. Wait, come back, vanilla run.
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  I'm not running rope. It's time for you to step up and
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  be a good guy. For a change.
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  Good guy. It's what I always wanted to be.
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  Come on wrong. You can do this.
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  Since God has for me, I can do all things through Christ.
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  Hey, there bug. Get it wrong.
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  If you did it, you're my hero once that repairman shows up and
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  can't fix our game. We're gonners Gene.
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  Stop your whining, huh? All you do is complain about how
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  bad things are. Why don't you do something about
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  this problem? Like what I'm not Felix.
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  I don't have a magic hammer. You don't need a magic hammer
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  you can pray, can't you? Um well I suppose I could then
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  pray, dear God, help Felix fine rough and bring them back.
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  Safely, Jesus name, amen. Amen, amen.
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  Wow. It's good to have you back rub.
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  I didn't think you'd come back, not willingly.
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  Well, To save the world. So I thought I'd start with my
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  own. Actually he started with sugar,
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  crash sugar crush. It's a long story.
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  I'll tell you all about it after the arcade closes places,
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  everyone. Repairman just entered the
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  arcade. I hope he knows what he's doing
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  this time. Last time he stuck his nose in
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  our game. I had to hit him with the hat.
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  You and that hammer you and that Bible.
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  To save the world. So I thought I'd start with my
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  own. Actually he started with sugar,
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  crash sugar crush. It's a long story.
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  I'll tell you all about it after the arcade closes places,
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  everyone. Repairman just entered the
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  arcade. I hope he knows what he's doing
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  this time. Last time he stuck his nose in
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  our game. I had to hit him with the hat.
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  You and that hammer you and that Bible.