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HIGHTLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 7th 2025 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Show.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Woody.
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  Speaker 3: That is Greg Gory. There's a menace yet, Gina Grant. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: SeaBASS is here. Yeah you got Sammy Morgan's taken new calls.
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  Speaker 3: Phones are open eight seven seven food. You can send
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  Speaker 3: us a text over to two two nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 3: Idaho prison pen Pals Hot. Gina loves it.
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  Speaker 4: I'm excited.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just amazed they're allowed to do it, or
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  Speaker 3: if they somehow they find a way.
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  Speaker 2: To do it.
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  Speaker 3: If only they were you know, dis imaginative and this
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  Speaker 3: focused and determined on the outside. Yeah, it seems like
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  Speaker 3: these are the kind of people that if if the
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  Speaker 3: effort was applied appropriately, they can probably you know, makes
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  Speaker 3: a pretty good contribution to society.
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  Speaker 4: Well some of them are oozing charm.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you'll hear it for Yeah, that's right. That's not
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  Speaker 2: a thing, is it. Yeah? It is such a good.
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  Speaker 3: Guy bad guy's crime, right, you know you like you
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  Speaker 3: like you? I do like that kind of a try.
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  Speaker 3: It's like her catnip, totally like grizzled older bad guy. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Idaho prison pen pals. These are all people looking for love,
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  Speaker 3: You guys, are you know, just looking for some companionshipanionship
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  Speaker 3: and nothing. They're lonely on the inside. Yeah, and they
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  Speaker 3: want to know you from the inside.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly intimate their bunk mates from the inside.
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  Speaker 3: They want your money. Yeah, So Greg had that, am
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  Speaker 3: I the A whole question? This dude on social had
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  Speaker 3: am I the A whole question? And wanted to get
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  Speaker 3: your your take on this. There was a a new
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  Speaker 3: microwave in the break room at work, and within a
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  Speaker 3: couple of days the people in the office had already
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  Speaker 3: broken it. Oh no, because you see the way the
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  Speaker 3: people treat stuff even around here. Yeah, no, it takes
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  Speaker 3: care of anything. I treated like garbage. And you always wonder,
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  Speaker 3: how do you at home? How do you live at home?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Well, you have garbage, you throw it on the
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  Speaker 2: floor right here. The dumpster is the refrigerator because the
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  Speaker 2: food distays in there for months. Yeah yeah, but as
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  Speaker 2: we sign on eah refrigerator that says they're cleaning it
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  Speaker 2: out every week. It's weird. I still see the same
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  Speaker 2: spaghetti for three months.
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  Speaker 3: And since they can't take care of the stuff, this
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  Speaker 3: dude's company wasn't exactly jumping at the chance to get
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  Speaker 3: them another microwave. They just got one and you broke
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  Speaker 3: it within a matter of days. So he asked the
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  Speaker 3: co workers, Hey, you guys willing to pitch on a
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  Speaker 3: new one. We bought one for the studio. I bought
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  Speaker 3: one for the studio here. It was like a hundred bucks. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they're not they're not crazy. You don't get a crazy one.
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  Speaker 3: Not super expensive. But they still said, no, nobody want
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  Speaker 3: the chip in. So he went and he bought one himself,
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  Speaker 3: and because no one else wanted to chip in, he
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  Speaker 3: put a lock on it and he's the only one
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  Speaker 3: to use it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh nice.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So his co worker said he's a jerk. But
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  Speaker 2: I don't think he's a jerk. I mean, you broke
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  Speaker 2: the other one.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody wanted the chip in. He really wanted to have
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  Speaker 3: a microwave work, so he made it happen. It's not
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  Speaker 3: for you, you didn't want to chip in. I don't
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  Speaker 3: think he's a jerk.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's fun. It's hilarious something that happened to you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I was gonna say, seven, how do you feel
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  Speaker 4: about this?
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  Speaker 2: Justice?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 2: But I mean he's not a hole, right, No, I
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  Speaker 2: don't think he's a hole. And to one up it,
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  Speaker 2: I would probably buy my own and put it right
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  Speaker 2: next to it and put a lock on it just
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  Speaker 2: to be funny. I wouldn't be offended by it.
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  Speaker 4: He is an a hole, but he's right, Like it's
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  Speaker 4: an a whole move, but he's something right.
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  Speaker 2: Asked everybody if they wanted to chip in on it,
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  Speaker 2: and they said, no, you don't want to put people
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  Speaker 2: might have had to put in like seven bucks.
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  Speaker 4: Yea, yeah, no, I get it. I just think it's like, okay,
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  Speaker 4: we get it.
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  Speaker 3: He wasn't the one to break the other one. It
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  Speaker 3: was all the other monsters in the in the office
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  Speaker 3: who just don't take care of things. Those same people
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  Speaker 3: don't want to chip in for the new one. You
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  Speaker 3: can see where he wouldn't want these.
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  Speaker 2: People touching this microwave.
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  Speaker 4: How do you even put a lock on a microwave?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I think he had it, maybe in a cabinet
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  Speaker 2: or Something's my guess he had a lock of.
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  Speaker 6: Great question, Geina, because for some reason they changed that
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  Speaker 6: our microwave in one of these kitchens here for no
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  Speaker 6: good reason, and the one they have now auto locks
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  Speaker 6: on completion, So like, how do you unlock it? Then, well,
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  Speaker 6: there's an unlock button. It's very easy, but it's also
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  Speaker 6: completely necessary and you could probably.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know they had locks on the actual on the
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  Speaker 3: microwave itself, there's a lot not a key lock, but
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  Speaker 3: like probably.
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  Speaker 2: A digital right like one little button.
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  Speaker 6: This is unlock because I would hit to throw something
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  Speaker 6: there for a minute, I go what And then there's
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  Speaker 6: a little.
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  Speaker 2: Key there, like what key? What is it?
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  Speaker 3: Kind of like uh, when you start the like a
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  Speaker 3: front front loading washer, the door locks, like when you
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  Speaker 3: start the washer, oh yeah, and you have to stop
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  Speaker 3: yet when then you pause it, you add something, pose it,
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  Speaker 3: and you have to wait for the go click and
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  Speaker 3: then you can open the door.
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  Speaker 6: But you have to press a separate button to open
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  Speaker 6: your mind open. I've been I've been considering this now
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  Speaker 6: for months, Like what would the purpose of this be?
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  Speaker 4: I already know because kids are getting dumber and everyone's
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  Speaker 4: getting more litigious, and exactly this is another like child
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  Speaker 4: safety thousand degrees exactly, yeah, in your hot pocket.
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  Speaker 6: But even though, Okay, Gina, I I see how that
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  Speaker 6: could be an inspiration. But if a kid can figure
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  Speaker 6: out how to use a microwave, they can figure out.
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  Speaker 4: What very good point.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't know if it's for the kid who
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  Speaker 3: put the stuff in the microwave. Maybe the parents put
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  Speaker 3: something in the microwave and the little kid comes around
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  Speaker 3: just like, yeah, it starts messing with I don't know, man.
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  Speaker 2: And why would we buy that for the office.
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  Speaker 3: Well, so in this particular case, people were like saying
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  Speaker 3: what we are, like, no, this guy's not the a hole,
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  Speaker 3: And then there were people who were outraged that nobody
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  Speaker 3: thought he was an ahole.
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  Speaker 4: It's funny, but these are the people who.
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  Speaker 3: Break stuff and don't take care of things, and then
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  Speaker 3: they they just want other people to take care of
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  Speaker 3: the problem so they can continue to use and abuse
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  Speaker 3: things that they had nothing. They have no skin in
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  Speaker 3: the game.
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  Speaker 4: That's exactly what I was going to say.
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  Speaker 2: They have no skin in the game. It's not a hole.
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  Speaker 2: He's hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's even funnier though, if it's sitting right there
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  Speaker 3: on the open counter and they can't open it because
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  Speaker 3: this microwave lock on.
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  Speaker 2: That's pretty that's pretty funny. I'm seeing this. It is.
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  Speaker 6: It's for child child's safety, yeah, because you know how
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  Speaker 6: when you were a kid, you just died all the time, opening.
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  Speaker 3: Die with how many skin graps you have someone said
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  Speaker 3: the hotel is just at the microwave had a button
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  Speaker 3: to push to unlock.
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  Speaker 6: I felt like an idiot trying to open that thing. Well,
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  Speaker 6: note you should feel like an idiot for putting that
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  Speaker 6: feature on. And it's this may be a federal mandate, which.
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  Speaker 2: God, stay off my laws, off my microwaves. I'll look here,
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  Speaker 2: it's you. That's how the microwave probably got broken. Somebody
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  Speaker 2: was trying to rip the door open. Yeah. Maybe how
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  Speaker 2: do you even break a microwave?
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  Speaker 4: Put tinfoil in it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't put all kinds of stuff you're not
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  Speaker 2: supposed to put in them. Yeah, maybe they pull too hard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah we did that on purpose purpose. Six Star Wars eight.
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  Speaker 3: Seven, seven forty four Wooding text over to two to
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  Speaker 3: ninety seven. You got the Idaho prison pen palace thing
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  Speaker 3: ready to go?
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  Speaker 2: Baby?
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  Speaker 3: All right, so these are up. Maybe we'll make a
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  Speaker 3: love connection here to be nice. Maybe you'll you'll find
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  Speaker 3: your new boo. Yeah yeah I can't, Benji. Maybe we'll
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  Speaker 3: find you a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: Ye.
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  Speaker 2: Do ladies do this too? Or is it just the dudes?
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  Speaker 4: Every so often they put a ladies one in, But
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  Speaker 4: she's just she's like, hey, I just said, you know, come,
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  Speaker 4: j pal me put a little money on the book.
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  Speaker 4: I'm yes, the guys who have to like sing and
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  Speaker 4: they work for it.
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  Speaker 3: And do stuff all right, anyway, So that's next. Idaho
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  Speaker 3: prison Penpals. After the break here on the Woody Show,
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  Speaker 3: he took a dollar of mayonnaise, slapped it down on.
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  Speaker 5: The leather couch and.
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  Speaker 7: Stuck his spare mud on it and like wiggled it around,
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  Speaker 7: wiggled it around.
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  Speaker 2: We'll be right back.
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  Speaker 3: So much uh so many different avenues for entertainment between
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  Speaker 3: you know, traditional television, all the streaming stuff. That also
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  Speaker 3: includes the things that you find like on social media.
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  Speaker 3: And one of the things that Gina said that she
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  Speaker 3: was all about and she's the one that introduced us
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  Speaker 3: to it. I had never heard of this before, but
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  Speaker 3: Idaho prison pen Pals.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're the best because you know, she likes all
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  Speaker 6: the true crime stuff prison.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, Craig brought up that she's attracted to the
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  Speaker 2: bad boys she is crime. Yeah, they do anyway.
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  Speaker 3: So these are these are guys that are they're in
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  Speaker 3: jail in Idaho. Yeah, they're Idaho prison inmates.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they're at the correctional facility and they they want
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  Speaker 4: to reach out to the community. They want to spread
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  Speaker 4: their wings and get to know all of us. So
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  Speaker 4: they put these little videos together and in the hopes
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  Speaker 4: that somebody will write them back. So first let's meet
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  Speaker 4: our new buddy, Devin Elmore. He thinks a fun little
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  Speaker 4: joke is the best way to introduce himself.
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  Speaker 6: Joke for you, you ever heard of duck meat sausage?
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  Speaker 1: You try it? You say, no, duck down? Gave me up.
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  Speaker 1: If you like corny jokes and uh like that?
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  Speaker 2: Good time chowing out here in Idaho, Tell me a
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  Speaker 2: little bit about yourself and send a prepaid being. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you say, that's what you're doing. They're just chilling out
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  Speaker 2: in Idaho. You're in prison? Ideo is ICP related? Can
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  Speaker 2: you explain that joke? No? For you? You ever heard
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  Speaker 2: of duck meat sausage? Heard of? Have you ever heard
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  Speaker 2: of duckat sausage? Never tried it?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 3: Oh so basically, my d duck down, the duck down
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  Speaker 3: and get you some sausage.
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  Speaker 6: If you're ducking you meat sausage?
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  Speaker 2: Terrible. I understand why he's in prison involved?
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  Speaker 4: Do we know why he's Well, you are going to
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  Speaker 4: guess why he's in prison. You got three guesses why
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  Speaker 4: Devin Elmore is in prison right now?
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  Speaker 2: Criminally bad jokes?
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  Speaker 4: That is it? Arson? Okay, aggravated assault or kidnapping? Easy arson,
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  Speaker 4: aggravated assault or kidd that's.
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  Speaker 6: A dude who thinks he's real funny and he doesn't
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  Speaker 6: like being disrespected, especially out of in public at a bar.
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  Speaker 3: Perhaps, And they can also hear like the weird energy
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  Speaker 3: he's got, like maybe like an ADHD kind of like
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  Speaker 3: see that and maybe like if you actually had the
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  Speaker 3: time to mentally stop down, slow down, think about it,
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  Speaker 3: he mustn't have done that, but it was just kind
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  Speaker 3: of impulsive.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Kidnapping is a close second, though.
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  Speaker 2: I was I was thinking between arson and the aggravated.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm gonna go aggravated assault.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, everybody's agra. I'm gonna say arson.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, because you can. You can back your way into
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  Speaker 2: kidnapping accidentally.
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  Speaker 4: You steal a car, there's a kid in the back.
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  Speaker 2: That's one way, all right.
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  Speaker 4: Well, the correct answer for Devin Elmore he is in
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  Speaker 4: prison because of aggravated assault. That was the way you
• 10:37
  Speaker 4: talked through. That made a lot of sense. Very good.
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  Speaker 2: You just hear it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so far off to a good start. Well let's
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  Speaker 4: move on to or Hey Lopez. This guy has a
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  Speaker 4: silky smooth voice and like Sea Bass, wants you to
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  Speaker 4: know he's a thousand percent head.
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  Speaker 2: Oh sweet?
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  Speaker 5: Too much from.
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  Speaker 7: Want to Hit Me?
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  Speaker 2: And just that issue.
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  Speaker 7: I want to talk, I want to talk to.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, no creepy, no where. I want women only and
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  Speaker 2: straight as a hair over her. Yeah, yeah, you female.
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  Speaker 6: The original song you ain't Gotta call Me, You're Felling
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  Speaker 6: feeling really a beautiful song.
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  Speaker 1: You't got to.
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  Speaker 5: Say too much from.
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  Speaker 2: You want to Hit Me? You ain't gotta call me,
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  Speaker 2: You're fell and just as bad as you want to talk, I.
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  Speaker 5: Want to tell.
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  Speaker 2: Me that his whole rhythm is off. He's not he's not,
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  Speaker 2: he's not a word.
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  Speaker 4: It reminds me of the guys the defendants in court,
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  Speaker 4: like do you have anything saying? They're like to the person.
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  Speaker 4: I hood.
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  Speaker 2: Okay here that was from Master p Presents The Five
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  Speaker 2: oh four Boys. What I can tell that wasn't an original?
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 11:52
  Speaker 2: You don't you know? That's don't say that? Yes you
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  Speaker 2: know the five oh four Boys?
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  Speaker 4: I know the song? Yes, yeah, work.
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  Speaker 6: Hip Hoper, Get Out of the way the original words are.
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  Speaker 6: You ain't got to say too much from you. Look
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  Speaker 6: in your eyes.
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  Speaker 2: I can tell you want to fight. You call me
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  Speaker 2: your boo just as bad as you want to f
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  Speaker 2: I want to f too.
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  Speaker 4: It was about to get undue credit.
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  Speaker 2: I'm super random because like you know, you played Doctor
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  Speaker 2: Dre the chronic And and then Sam was like, what
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  Speaker 2: song is this? She's like some master p.
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  Speaker 4: I guess I know the song. I could have told
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  Speaker 4: you who's saying it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, full surprise. He wants ladies.
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  Speaker 4: And he changed the words to hit me up and
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  Speaker 4: not f because you know he's a nice guy.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I did see you eating raps next, all right?
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  Speaker 4: Why he is in prison is Horry Lopez in prison
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  Speaker 4: for possession of controlled substance, identity theft, or shoplifting exceeding
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  Speaker 4: five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: Let's do shoplifting. Give me the options one more time.
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  Speaker 4: Possession of a controlled substance, maybe identity theft, no shoplifting
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  Speaker 4: exceeding five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going one, possession, possession shoplifting. Yeah, it's either one
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  Speaker 2: or three. Yeah, he was three. He was the organizer
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  Speaker 2: of a big ring of shoplift. Yeah, from home depots
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  Speaker 2: or something.
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  Speaker 4: Still tell all right, final answer? Okay, Wood, you crush
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  Speaker 4: at this game. He is in prison for possession of
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: a controlled substance. All right. Well, hopefully there's more because
• 13:22
  Speaker 4: we're about to meet John mcguira.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: He's an out of the box thinker when it comes
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  Speaker 4: to protecting our borders.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, here is John and Idaho prison pen pals a solution.
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  Speaker 2: For the wall.
• 13:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, I've got a team of signists right now tracking Bigfoot.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna catch Bigfoot, a lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: make baby bigfoots. Put them all up and down the wall,
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  Speaker 1: little Bigfoot huts. Okay, you think twice before you bring
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  Speaker 1: your bad people into our country.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean what.
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  Speaker 4: So he just has it's more of a platform. He's
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: campaigning Bill Murray try out his open mic material exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So let's comedians, dude.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's see if we can figure out why John
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  Speaker 4: is in prison. Is it eluding a police officer in
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  Speaker 4: a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prostitute or vandalism number one?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't go to prison too much for vandalism,
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, for the wall.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I've got a team of scientists right now tracking Bigfoot.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna catch Bigfoot, a lady Bigfoot, and we're gonna
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: make baby bigfoots. Put them all up and down the wall.
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  Speaker 4: So I don't see a prostitution, eluding a police officer
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  Speaker 4: in a motor vehicle, solicitation of a prostitute, or vandalism.
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  Speaker 3: Number one for sure. But he's still in jail after
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  Speaker 3: eluding the cops. I guess what whatever you were running from.
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  Speaker 2: Gotta keep him. He's too funny. Solicitation of prostitution or
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: he's still in jail. I don't getting prostitute vibe.
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  Speaker 6: This one's tough. Nothing's jumping out of me. Out for prostitution.
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  Speaker 6: You have to be like it has to be their
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  Speaker 6: tenth offense.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, super hard.
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  Speaker 2: You gotta be running hose. You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: You got a pimn't get Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: What are your guess is? Greg? I'm gonna go with
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  Speaker 2: because it's random vandalism, sway me, what do you got
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  Speaker 2: number one? Number one?
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  Speaker 4: Also going vandalism for summers because it seems like a
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  Speaker 4: weird guy and maybe he did enough damage.
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: It was like a protest.
• 15:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: I'll say, I'm going to go with the looting and
• 15:31
  Speaker 3: he's in jail. Good more for I mean that was
• 15:33
  Speaker 3: just aggravated the situation. But whatever he was running, criming
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: into the chasing him in the first place, aggravated a looting.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Aggravated a looting.
• 15:42
  Speaker 4: Wood He cannot be stopped in a motor vehicle.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: And now do you know what he did? They trying
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: to pull him over in the first place? Was suspect?
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: Was it just for speeding and he wouldn't stop it.
• 15:54
  Speaker 4: It could have been you know, a Californi year role,
• 15:56
  Speaker 4: you know the stop sign, but he just kept driving.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: All right, All right, let's keep going.
• 16:00
  Speaker 4: We have two more. Let's meet Jamie Joyce. He compares
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: his lady to I wear all right, here we go.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Here's Jamie Joyce.
• 16:08
  Speaker 7: I like my girl the way I like my glasses.
• 16:10
  Speaker 7: Slim but thinking all the right spots and I can
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: see you.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: You sit on my face? All right?
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: One liner? Yeah? Or two liner?
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: All right? What are the options?
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: Stalking, involuntary manslaughter, stalking, possession of a controlled substance.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: I mean I already heard stalking.
• 16:28
  Speaker 7: I like my girl the way I like my glasses
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: slim but thinking all the right spots sit on my face.
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: I like, like I like my girls running away from me. Trump,
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: you said stalking with I'm glombing on because you were winning.
• 16:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it just jumped out, and like I got a
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: really strong gut feeling on that one.
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: Okay, but watch it be wrong. I like my girl
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: like a girl with her doors unlocked.
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah alright, and the answer is the answer is possession of.
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: I should have clicked such a catchup. Damn. All right,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: the one last one? All right, you got it.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Let's get to Javier A. Roseco. Pretty straightforward. He wants
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: to just tell you straight what he's looking for.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: Okay, bang my line if you're trying to talk, don't
• 17:14
  Speaker 5: hit me up. If you ain't really trying to talk,
• 17:15
  Speaker 5: get to know me. Trying to deal with that no more.
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: And bang my line if you want to bang my line. Yeah,
• 17:20
  Speaker 5: if you're me, bang my mine on twenty.
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: Three Jesus wow, yeah, bang his line.
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: Bang my line, all right, so hit me up, bang
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: my line.
• 17:28
  Speaker 4: Okay, or you know, f with me.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: I want to make it a call to like a
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: company on something I needed to call me back. Hey,
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: bang my line.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, see.
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: Is he locked up for tax evasion?
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: No? Does he have a job we don't.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Know, disturbing the peace? Controlled substance and assault controlled substances?
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: Agree, Yeah sounds short. Yeah, controlled substance. Is it in
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: agreement on that he sounds dumb? Yes? Yeah? Agree?
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Okay, So no tax evasion final answer, I think no job.
• 18:00
  Speaker 4: Javier is in prison four controlled substance.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, damn good.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, what's the what's the Idaho prison pen whole
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: prison pen pals? And is the Idaho Correctional Institute.
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: And is there a direct link on there where they can.
• 18:22
  Speaker 4: It's all aggregated to this Instagram account, to the Idea
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: Prison pen Pals account because they're not quote unquote supposed
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: to be doing this. It's not encouraged, but it finds
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: a way.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: Okay. I'm saying like, if you really kind of felt
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: a connection there in some way, should perform, like.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: Look them up on the Instagram and then hit up there, Jacob,
• 18:37
  Speaker 4: that's what more.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: Show is next show?
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: All right, welcome back. So this guy he uh, he
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: won a million bucks on a scratcher ticket and this
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: like a few months ago, and he's been partying. Hell
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: of hearts in the last three months.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: How hard has he partied? Well, he woke up one
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: morning and he couldn't walk and he couldn't breathe, and
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: he ended up getting rushed to the hospital and the
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: doctors told him that his excessive partying led to a
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: bilateral pulmonary embolism aka blood clots in the lungs.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: That's how you do it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: And so the good news is he's going to live.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: The bad news it's like a six to nine month recovery.
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: And the guy says it's given him a new outlook
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: on life. It's like, dude, calm down, your.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Medical bills will be a million dollars.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: He's one of the hundreds of people who would have
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: been better off without winning.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: Now this is this is England. I'm not sure. How's
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: their healthcare system? Do you pay university?
• 19:43
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Is it universal? You you don't pay?
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: You pay taxi, but you're paying. But what I'm saying
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: is like when you go, you don't get a bill
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: from the doctor, right, good, great question.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: I have no idea. You know, I'm not a big
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: international guy.
• 19:56
  Speaker 4: He do have universal healthcare?
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Okay?
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: Google?
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like whatevers. You know, medical bills, medical bills. But yeah,
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: you want, you want a million dollars. Calm down, it's cool.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: I mean, who wouldn't take.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: A million bucks fun? You know who also is partying
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: pretty hard? Uh?
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: This substitute teacher in Vermont in the news. One of
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: the kids knew something was off, so they told the principal.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: Principal pulls the teacher out of the class and ask
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: her if she's okay, and she said that she was
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: great thanks to the cocaine that she had not only
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: in her system but in her jacket. And the cops
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: they were called, and they found even more coke in
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: her backpack. She was arrested and so fired.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: Oh is there a snitching box at your kids school?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Have you heard about this? What I heard like this
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: report where there's like these new snitching boxes where kids
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: can write notes and then you know, yeah, and just
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: drop them in.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah the gossip girl, Yeah, I'm not sure. In Canada,
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: this guy, he was going down the highway pretty late
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: at night. He was becoming increasingly paranoid, so he got
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: so scared he called the cops to tell him that
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: he was being followed by another car.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: And the cops.
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: They they found the guy. They pulled him over and
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: they noticed that, hey man, you're the only car on
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: the road. They also noticed that the driver was showing
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: paranoid behavior due to the smell of some freshly burnt
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: weed that was coming from the car. Turns out the
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: guy had gotten so high that he thought he was
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: being followed the entire time, and there was there was
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: nothing there to begin with.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: So he was arrested. They charged him with operating a
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: motor vehicle while being impaired by a drug, which is
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: the thing. I don't know. Yeh, this menace aliens, right, Yeah,
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: he was followed, that's for damn.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: I love those stories of the guys who get so
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: high they call the cops, or what about the cops
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: that they were cops themselves, right, they got so high
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: and they had the brownies and they called the cops
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: because they thought they were dying.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: I don't believe, like I believe. I mean, if you
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: get really really high, yes you get paranoid, but you
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: always get paranoid about yourself, like you're gonna die, like
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: but that way have a heart attack or something like that.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: The cops, yes, they believe. But the story about Oh
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: I'm being followed like, I don't know. I don't relate
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: to that. The one time I got mega high at
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: a hotel room, I thought there were ghosts in the room. No,
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: it's always like self inflicted things. I think that are
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: gonna happen. You do, maybe, Yeah, I've had the external
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: paranoia too. Yeah, but that's your baseline, like always, here's
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: those here are the cops. They called it. Yeah, can
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: you please send rescue.
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: I think I'm having an overdose that as kill as
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: my wife.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Marijuana.
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: Okay, you guys been drinking today too.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: Please come.
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: I think we're dying.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: How much did you guys have I don't know.
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: We made brownies, my wife and I did. Do you
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: know how much I mean you put in the brownie?
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: I don't just please rush? Yeah she is, she's kneeling
• 23:14
  Speaker 4: down in front of me.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Okay, I know we have to wait.
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: Did you guys get anything else?
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: Toda?
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Marijuana?
• 23:20
  Speaker 4: No, that's it, But I don't know what was it
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: the marijuana could have been there could have been something
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: in the marijuana, could have been like.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Maj are you calling?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: Are you? Yeah?
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Anyway, so our friend Robin, she gave me some banana bread, dude.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: And the time I was at that level, yeah, became
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: one with death though I was like all right.
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: Time before everybody had this stuff legal and had dispensaries
• 23:44
  Speaker 3: and things. So it was the promotions director of the
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: radio station. She had a side business where she baked
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: edibles like brownies and banana cake and they they would
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: wreck you. Oh yeah, they would wreck She gave me
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: some brownies for my birthday and in my thirtieth birthday,
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: and I was at home when I had one of
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: those things, and I ate the entire thing. I didn't
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: leave the house while Sunday she gave.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Me that, and I went to a Cypress Hill show
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: and I felt like they were singing in my ear.
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: Pretty crazy eight seven seven four Woodie, you can hit
• 24:16
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• 24:18
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• 24:19
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