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THE DISCLAIMER: A Close Shave · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 2: Or raw doggies.
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  Speaker 1: Four to seven every weekday. On Radio Hodak here.
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  Speaker 2: G'day, fellas. Hello. Got a bit more energy today there, fellas?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I had a good sleep, actually. It was really good.
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  Speaker 1: But I did something very embarrassing walking to work today.
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  Speaker 2: Dick out.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, is it dick out? That's standy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's not embarrassing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, why would that be embarrassing?
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  Speaker 2: It's sort of a hideous looking bastard, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: Because of that crook circumcision you've got. Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the scarring.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, with just that ankle sock, which actually looks literally
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  Speaker 2: like an ankle sock. It looks like one of those
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  Speaker 2: gold top socks, business socks.
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  Speaker 1: If you want a sort of visual of it. I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I do.
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  Speaker 1: Imagine a Shakespearean actor with a ruff.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. That big ruffled collar. And then imagine
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  Speaker 2: that sort of the colour of dead skin.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, grey kind of look to it.
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  Speaker 3: So a Shakespearean actor with a ruff on that's had
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  Speaker 3: the plague.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And that's just sort of hanging out of your pants.
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  Speaker 2: And that's sort of slopping around.
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  Speaker 1: No, but what I actually did was I walked down
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  Speaker 1: to the end of my street there to the lights,
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  Speaker 1: had me uggies on.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck's sake, your ugg boots.
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  Speaker 2: And I.
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  Speaker 1: I was standing there and I went, exactly, that's what
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  Speaker 1: I said, Keezy. I went, oh, for fuck's sake. I've
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  Speaker 1: got my hat boots on.
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  Speaker 2: It's coming to an end, isn't it? It's trying to
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  Speaker 2: do a close.
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  Speaker 1: I had to walk back and change me shoes.
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  Speaker 2: Were you wearing a dressing gown as well?
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  Speaker 1: No, because we'd already been out for a massive.
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  Speaker 3: And he had hair curlers in.
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  Speaker 1: We had, you know, breakfast and a lovely walk around
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  Speaker 1: the city, so... In your Ugg boots? No, in my
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  Speaker 1: normal boots. Oh, no, I wore my blondies this morning.
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  Speaker 4: No, you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: That's such a lie. No, you didn't. Those are gone.
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  Speaker 2: Those are in the fucking wardrobe forever.
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  Speaker 1: And so then I got home and put my Uggies on.
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  Speaker 2: It's interesting, isn't it? Because that's the beginning of the
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  Speaker 2: end for you.
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  Speaker 1: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah. I do a similar thing, but I
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  Speaker 2: do it on purpose, which is I drop my daughter
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  Speaker 2: off to school if I don't walk her. I just
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  Speaker 2: go in my pyjamas.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Because I don't get out of the car. The principal
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  Speaker 2: opens the door at your drop-off area. Oh, wow. They
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  Speaker 2: get out and then you just take off, you know.
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  Speaker 3: The principal does that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. She likes to have contact. It used to be
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  Speaker 2: the caretaker. Yeah, right. And now they've got the principal
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  Speaker 2: doing it. Wow. But, yeah, like wandering around in your
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  Speaker 2: fucking undies. Yeah, that's no good. Never mind. You had
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  Speaker 2: a good run. You had a good run. I did
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  Speaker 2: have a good run.
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  Speaker 3: Did part of you think about just leaving it and
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  Speaker 3: just coming into work?
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  Speaker 1: For a moment, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I fucking oath you would have thought it was.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they've got quite a thick sort of plastic sole
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  Speaker 1: on them. They do. So it's like.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you look like a drongo.
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  Speaker 1: Like my daughter wears them around town.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's like cool though.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she's not. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Well, drive by.
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  Speaker 1: No, she's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 3: What colour are your uggies?
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  Speaker 2: Brown. Brown.
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  Speaker 3: Do they have like white fluff? No.
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  Speaker 2: Brown fluff. Yeah, the fluff, that means you can wear
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  Speaker 2: them around the outside. Do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: If they've got a band of fluff around them as
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  Speaker 2: if you're going for a walk through the streets of Aspen.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's amazing, actually, in terms of,
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  Speaker 1: you know, wearing your pyjamas, the amount of people that
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  Speaker 1: do wear their pyjamas around the place.
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  Speaker 4: Right.
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  Speaker 1: And supermarkets and shit. I'm like, what the fuck is
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  Speaker 1: going on?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and pyjamas as well. Pyjamas is a thing. People
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  Speaker 2: are just comfortable. No, that's what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: People wearing pyjamas. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: As well as, like, but yeah, yeah. 100%. It's a disgrace.
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  Speaker 3: So many people are wearing pyjamas out west.
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  Speaker 1: It's weird, eh? What's the difference?
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  Speaker 3: It's just clothes.
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  Speaker 1: I guess so.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's shameless.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: No self-respect.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lack of effort.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: When you're at home, do you look like shit? Do
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  Speaker 3: you have your I don't like shit outfit?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I do too.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, I do.
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  Speaker 3: Because I come in here and I look pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Compared to what? Compared to who?
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  Speaker 3: Just the universal scale of looking good. Yeah, compared to Pax.
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  Speaker 3: But when I'm at home, I haven't had a shower.
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  Speaker 3: I've just woken up. I've hopped into my green sweatpants,
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  Speaker 3: green hoodie, and put my woolly socks on.
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  Speaker 2: I look like shit. I'm just on the couch. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I look great, but I'm just wearing those things. So
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  Speaker 2: I'll be wearing my black trackers, my black hoodie, my
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  Speaker 2: crocheted warm winter socks. And then I'll have my Ugg
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  Speaker 2: boots on as well.
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  Speaker 3: Socks and Ugg boots with crochet. Wow, your feet must
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  Speaker 3: be on fire.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty good. It's cold in the house.
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  Speaker 1: I have my black trackies.
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  Speaker 2: Stains and shit all down the front.
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  Speaker 1: A big grey old sweatshirt and my Ugg boots.
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  Speaker 2: Do you wear undies underneath you?
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: You do?
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes I don't.
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  Speaker 2: It's annoying, isn't it, Keezy, when you put yourself away
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  Speaker 2: but you haven't really shaken enough and there's just piss
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  Speaker 2: all down your leg. You're saying that happens to you
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  Speaker 2: every day. You love it because you're a shark in birth.
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  Speaker 1: So you look like shit and you smell like wheeze.
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  Speaker 2: I can cover them.
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  Speaker 1: No, but to answer your question.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's correct, Jase.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, for about an hour. For about an hour. Well,
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  Speaker 1: basically until I shower.
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  Speaker 2: Which is at two. Well, yeah, it depends what's going
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  Speaker 2: on because I might just work from home. In which case,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not getting dressed. Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know how good the Hodaki Big Show podcast is?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I love those fellas. Backbone. Yeah, backbone.
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  Speaker 1: You get it. You've got to get around the live
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  Speaker 1: radio show. Oh, you?
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  Speaker 4: Backbone.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: The Hodaki Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Do you ever have those days where you just stay
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  Speaker 3: in your I-look-like-shit clothes and then you go to go
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  Speaker 3: to bed and you go, hang on, I haven't had
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  Speaker 3: a shower yet.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: And then you just go to bed anyway?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't had one of those in ages.
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  Speaker 1: No, neither, but I have had those days.
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  Speaker 3: You're right.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Where you just go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: fuck it, who cares?
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  Speaker 3: What kind of shaver do you guys use?
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  Speaker 2: An epi lady.
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  Speaker 1: Just a– well, funnily enough, I use– I believe that.
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  Speaker 1: it's a bit something or other but it's a the
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  Speaker 1: blue one for the woman's for woman you use a
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  Speaker 1: woman's razor you know a twin a twin I'm on a.
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  Speaker 2: Triple yeah I'm on a triple anybody worth their salt's
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  Speaker 2: on a triple if you're on more than that then
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  Speaker 2: you're a pretentious you're a prick yeah but.
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  Speaker 1: They're shit two blades is plenty for me no it's.
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  Speaker 3: Not enough you need three man you need three because
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  Speaker 3: look you've shaved eight you've just shaved and you're prickly
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  Speaker 3: as Why were you touching me? No, I could see it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I was touching you.
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  Speaker 1: I shaved yesterday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, right. You need to treat yourself, man, to a
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  Speaker 2: Mac 3.
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  Speaker 3: Nah.
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  Speaker 2: Have you ever used one? You wouldn't even know how.
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  Speaker 3: He's still got the bulk pack plastic bag of the
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  Speaker 3: thin blue bics.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're the ones.
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  Speaker 3: Fuck off, you have those.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I do.
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  Speaker 2: I'll send you a pic. Have they got the floral
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  Speaker 2: thing up the side?
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  Speaker 1: They're blue.
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  Speaker 2: You wouldn't know that they're necessarily- There's also the orange
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  Speaker 2: ones that are the same thing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I don't like the orange ones. They've got
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  Speaker 1: to be the blue thin ones.
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  Speaker 3: Out of curiosity, talk us through your shaving process.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, get my dick out.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Your face shaving process because mine is shaving gel rub
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  Speaker 3: it on my face they're foamy where.
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  Speaker 2: Are you though you haven't started from the start I'm in.
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  Speaker 3: The bathroom I'm in the bathroom I look.
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  Speaker 2: Like shit where are you though we're in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 3: My house standing in front of the sink my house
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  Speaker 3: I'm standing in front of the sink my back is
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  Speaker 3: to the bathtub and I'm looking in the mirror now
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  Speaker 3: under the sink it's a drawer I've opened it we're
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  Speaker 3: already different Right side, my stuff. Left side, Lucy's stuff.
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  Speaker 3: So I've grabbed out my shaving gel. And the part
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  Speaker 3: that makes me different is I have two razors.
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  Speaker 2: Where was the shower in the setup?
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  Speaker 3: Bathtubs behind me.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no. Showers also behind me. Not literally. We
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  Speaker 2: are in your process of the day. When did you
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  Speaker 2: last shower?
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  Speaker 3: This is after my shower.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Because your skin's all.
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  Speaker 2: Soft and supple. Supple. All supple.
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  Speaker 3: I've got two razors. One for down strokes to take
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  Speaker 3: the head of it off. And then one for a
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  Speaker 3: closer upward shave. because I.
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  Speaker 2: Noticed that when I was doing... I must all respect
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  Speaker 2: for you, Keezy. That's fucking bullshit.
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  Speaker 3: But when I know I was doing.
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  Speaker 1: Bullshit is such shit.
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  Speaker 2: This is going on the show. This is going on
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  Speaker 2: the show.
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  Speaker 3: This isn't even that fucking interesting. Keezy has two razors.
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  Speaker 2: That is weird.
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  Speaker 1: That is just so.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody does that.
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  Speaker 3: Jase walked outside with slippers on. 100%.
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  Speaker 2: Unnecessary. You expect that, though, don't you?
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  Speaker 3: My oldest one is the down. I go boom, boom, boom,
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  Speaker 3: get the worst of it off, and then use my
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  Speaker 3: newer one. To do the final clean shave. And it
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  Speaker 3: lasts fucking ages that way. My razor heads last ages.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever, man.
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  Speaker 2: Shocking. Come on, man.
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  Speaker 3: Don't yuck my yum.
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  Speaker 2: No. Talk us through your process. Well, my process is
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  Speaker 2: to talk about your process on the radio show. That's
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  Speaker 2: number one. Every time you shave. Number two is I
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  Speaker 2: have a shower. I shave in the shower.
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  Speaker 3: Have you got a mirror in there?
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 2: Do it all by feel, Keezy. I know my face
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  Speaker 2: like the back of my hand. So I have my shower.
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  Speaker 2: I might be conditioning my wig. What do you call
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  Speaker 2: it again? My hair hat. So that's sitting on a
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  Speaker 2: post in the corner. And while that's conditioning, I shave. Yeah, right.
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  Speaker 2: And do you do.
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  Speaker 3: The whole head because you're bald, right?
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  Speaker 2: I'm bald, yeah, because that's where I have to have
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  Speaker 2: the glue to stick it down. But, yeah, I do
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  Speaker 2: it in the shower. I love it in the shower.
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  Speaker 2: And so I'll also do that, and then I feel
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  Speaker 2: my face for the roughness, but then I put my
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  Speaker 2: razor in the basin, and I can do any touch-ups
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  Speaker 2: I need to visually after. That's actually a good idea.
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  Speaker 2: But I love being warm in a shower, Keezy. That's
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  Speaker 2: just me. The other thing that I do in the
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  Speaker 2: shower is I will. No, I don't. Now, put your
• 9:39
  Speaker 2: fingers in the ears of any children that might be
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  Speaker 2: listening because they don't need to know about this. All right? Three, two, one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't rate the climax of a standing man. It's
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  Speaker 2: not as good.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It's never as good.
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  Speaker 3: I don't mind it.
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  Speaker 2: No. Ew. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 4: That's going on the show. Fuck this shit, man. That's
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  Speaker 4: fucking bullshit. But I will, when I'm in the shower
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  Speaker 4: and I'm finishing up, I'll have my back to the water.
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  Speaker 3: Are you shaving again?
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  Speaker 2: Hang on a minute. No, I've finished shaving. That's finished.
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  Speaker 2: And I've got my hair hat back on. I'm all good.
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  Speaker 2: But I dry my... My hair hat, my face, and
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  Speaker 2: down the front of me to my knees while the
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  Speaker 2: water's running on my back. Oh, my God. And then
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  Speaker 2: I turn the shower off and then I dry my
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  Speaker 2: back and I'm done. Are you kidding? No, because it
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  Speaker 2: keeps me warm. If I turn it off, I'm colder
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  Speaker 2: for longer. Fuck, that's weird, eh? I've done that. No,
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  Speaker 2: not as weird as your shit. That's fucking weird.
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  Speaker 1: That's on the show, man. I, like you, Mogi, used
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  Speaker 1: to shave in the shower. I don't know why I
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  Speaker 1: stopped doing that. And it was all by fear because
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  Speaker 1: I didn't have a mirror.
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  Speaker 3: You're doing the bath now, eh?
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  Speaker 1: You're sitting in the bath. Now, I haven't had a
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  Speaker 1: bath in years. In front of my sink there in
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  Speaker 1: the bathroom, I wet my face. With hot water. Then
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  Speaker 1: I soap it up.
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  Speaker 3: With hand soap?
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  Speaker 1: No, with a face soap. And then this is what
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  Speaker 1: I do, which is I guess you'd call it a quirk.
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  Speaker 1: I stick two tampons up my nostrils because I don't
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  Speaker 1: like the water splashing up when I'm shaving.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You know, because you're splashing on it. So I have
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  Speaker 1: two tampons in my nostrils, and then I just shave
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  Speaker 1: like a normal person.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So Mokey's got his hair hat on a stand and
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  Speaker 3: shaving the shave. You've got tampons up your nose, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm still the weird one.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, man.
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  Speaker 2: You're weird.
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  Speaker 3: And then do you put any aftershave on?
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  Speaker 2: No, I leave it. I leave it. You don't want
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  Speaker 2: to put it on straight away. You want to give
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  Speaker 2: your skin a bit of time to itself.
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  Speaker 1: No, I moisturise after I've shaved.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I leave that as well.
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  Speaker 3: See, I put the old brute shaving balm.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have that?
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  Speaker 3: Onto the hand, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I bet you fucking do.
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  Speaker 3: Because my granddad used to have it.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're not going to stick it onto your dick,
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  Speaker 1: are you? Of course you put it in your hand.
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  Speaker 3: I put it in my hand, and then I stick
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  Speaker 3: it on my dick, and then I put some more
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  Speaker 3: in my hand, and then I do the old.
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  Speaker 2: Slap in the face. Can you give me that noise again?
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  Speaker 2: Shock and burst.
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  Speaker 3: Then I put it on the face there, then it
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  Speaker 3: stings a wee bit, and then I moisturise.
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  Speaker 1: No, you've got to moisturise before you apply that. Why?
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  Speaker 3: That takes the sting out. It fucking burns it all.
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  Speaker 1: No, that's what the moisturiser does. The sting is because
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  Speaker 1: your skin's raw. So you put the moisturiser on and
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  Speaker 1: then you put the aftershave on.
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  Speaker 2: What are you rinsing your face with there? You've shaved,
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  Speaker 2: you've got some shaving cream left over. Hot water. So
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  Speaker 2: your hot water there, that's going to open up your pores.
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  Speaker 1: Great.
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  Speaker 2: You see? And then your cold water will close the pores.
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  Speaker 2: So I'd go a moisturizer, Jase.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: For the easier, for the moisturizer to sink in. Then
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  Speaker 2: I'd wash it off with some cold water. And then
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: I'd put on some Brute 33. Just kidding. I'm not 13. Yeah, right. Okay.
• 12:50
  Speaker 3: No, Brute is like old man shit, isn't it?
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. Well, it was, but it's probably for
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: people that think that that's what you get. It's only
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: about $ 4, isn't it? How have you ended up with
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: Brute 33? Because my granddad used to wear it.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's... That's why I genuinely like the smell
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: of it. It reminds me of my pop. And so
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, fuck it, I'll smell it, Brute.
• 13:08
  Speaker 3: And then I put it on and my wife.
• 13:10
  Speaker 2: Goes, yeah. Oh, she like it? Yeah. Right. Okay.
• 13:14
  Speaker 3: And then standing here. Nah, we're not really. Hey, this
• 13:21
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