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Bullied Nostalgia: Doogal · Bullied Nostalgia

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  So many of our favors to what role look.
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  Now they're being bashed, I guess, that's what we should
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  expect on the bullied. Nostalgia podcast.
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  Hello everyone. Welcome to the bullied Nostalgia
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  podcast. I'm joined today by Jonathan
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  Nesbitt. Hello Chas Nesbitt.
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  Hello and Kylie now Nesbit. Hi and I guess I'm Timothy nice,
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  but I never introduced myself. But hello.
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  Today's episode is where it all comes together.
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  We've been chatting about this for a long time.
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  Think episode 3 chance accidentally God is talking
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  about a movie from 2006 called Dougal and things came to a
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  head. Being our Quest for Camelot
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  episode, where we decided if we're going to keep talking
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  about this movie, we need to be educated.
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  So we watched it last night and now we're going to talk about it
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  for context. This is bullied.
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  Nostalgia for chance. I guess, as he was the one in
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  the right age demographic for this movie, as a precursor to
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  Thing else in this episode? Can anybody think of a single
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  good thing in this mode? Okay, okay.
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  Let's talk about what it is first and then you can talk
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  about what you did or did not like about it.
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  Okay. So something interesting about
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  this movie is it came out at about the same time as a
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  different animated movie called Hoodwinked comparison.
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  Doogal looked very good for its time, it had a star-studded cast
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  with Whoopi Goldberg Jim Fallon, you lots of Ian McKellen.
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  Yep, you have John Smith, it's a long list.
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  All stars headed actors in comparison Hoodwinked.
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  Yeah, it's a decent line up as well.
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  But the visual comparison, I remember seeing trailers to both
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  of these movies and deciding which one I would watch based on
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  those trailers and Dougal was a far superior looking movie.
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  Yeah. And the interesting thing is to
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  this day, no Hoodwinked has become sort of a cult classic.
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  It's got a lot of very funny jokes.
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  It's got some good pop culture references.
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  It kind of resembled that same idea of what Shrek was going for
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  Dougal. Tried to do the same thing you
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  can see but it does not work, okay?
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  And we can talk about why or why not?
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  But first, let's tackle what this movie is about.
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  For people who Would have not seen it.
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  So chance. What is doogal?
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  Doog elicit, dog? A dog.
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  Who loves candy, a dog, who murders people talkers?
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  No, give me one more, it might turn a dog.
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  Who is the worst? I've dog who puts candy over
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  others live, okay? So in all honesty we have to
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  talk about two characters before we can even talk about the
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  Scared driver, who is the main character.
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  There are two wizards in this movie, one named Zebedee, and
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  one named zeebad they are defining features, are they
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  don't have a lower half of their body.
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  They have a giant spring there and then they have magical
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  mustache. Yeah, they have mustaches.
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  Which shoot magic either ice or fire?
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  No. It's ice or magic.
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  Yeah, they really put a damper on how evil ice is in this
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  zeebad being the ice wielder and Zebedee being the Wizard who
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  they don't even describe what he does.
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  Other than it's not ice. We don't even need to talk about
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  back story because this movie certainly, doesn't it just, it
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  really read into it. What happens in this movie?
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  So, doogal being the terrible dog.
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  He is accidentally crashes. A candy cart into a carousel
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  that I've run is on. Apparently, this Carousel was
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  actually a magical prison for the most powerful entity on the
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  planet, which nobody mentioned he is freed and the carousel
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  freezes. He's causing dugald's best
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  friend to be Frozen inside. Dougal then has to go and get
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  three magic crystals, which if zeebad the evil wizard is able
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  to attain will allow him to freeze the Sun and everyone will
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  die Dougal. Then attempts to do this, zeebad
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  is usually one step ahead of him on till the very end.
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  See if I gets all the crystals and he freezes the sun and it
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  seems all hope is lost until Dougal and Company work
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  together. And through their own Wiley
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  demeanors are able to save the day.
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  Lock zeebad, back in his cage, Carousel thing.
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  So it's mostly gibberish in 1963.
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  A French artist, created, a TV show out of stock motion called
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  Le Manoj on Shantae, it became successful.
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  And across the pond England noticed.
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  And so they re labeled it the magic roundabout and it became
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  one of their major pop culture influences.
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  The magic roundabout was on TV, doing new episodes from 1965 to
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  1992. So this is an Published entity
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  in England, then nothing 15 years go by.
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  There's been no magic, roundabout TV shows and so they
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  decide to make a movie to bring it back.
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  And so they make a movie called sprung, the magic roundabout,
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  and it's pretty boring. But Harvey.
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  Weinstein sees it And he thinks that he can make some money off
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  of it. So he brings it to North
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  America, hires a bunch of well-known actors to voice it
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  and they rewrite everything for North America, they just use the
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  animation pretty much the same way.
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  Saban did Power Rangers, right? It's the same footage stolen
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  from Japan. Everything's just out.
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  Everything's just dubbed over different and recut in different
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  order to try and change the story up a little bit, the movie
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  sprung, as a forty percent on Rotten Tomatoes and was rated at
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  the time, the 45th worst, children's movie of all time but
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  there's still 44 beneath that. That's right after that.
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  Weinstein Company, put out this movie doogal, which is recut and
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  the 40% that magic. Roundabout has on Rotten
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  Tomatoes is 8% with Dougal five times four.
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  So pretty bad than England for 40 years.
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  They knew these characters, they knew who Dougal was, they knew
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  Florence, was they knew who Zebedee was, but we?
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  Don't have any context in North America so it's just nonsense.
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  We don't know why the cow and the snail are in a romantic
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  relationship. And I want to see a spin-off
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  movie about the romance between the Countess.
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  Now really don't, I really don't, you know, zeebad is a new
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  addition. He never existed before this
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  movie and I would assume that In sprung the magic roundabout,
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  they introduced him, but in this movie, The problem is every line
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  of dialogue has been removed and replaced with a pop culture
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  reference. We meet zeebad by him saying,
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  one spring to rule them all. And I am the lord of the
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  Springs. It's I was stupid.
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  Really hard to watch because there's one scene in where Jimmy
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  Fallon rabbit. Justin, I'm going to call him
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  from now on. Okay.
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  He gets into a fight scene and he makes I kid, you, not nine
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  Matrix references in a span of three minutes.
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  And when I say makes Matrix references, I don't mean he like
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  bends over backwards and Dodges bullets.
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  I mean, he says, watch me do a matrix and then it is not subtle
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  and everything is so forced. So I've watched a little bit of
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  sprung for research purposes. Yeah.
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  And the rabbit is supposed to be the lazy hippie character.
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  There's one part where dugald's at his lowest and the rabbit has
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  a conversation with him about everything.
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  Everything he's been through but instead in the North American
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  version they read a bit so that he's asking him about chocolate
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  bars and he just names off every famous chocolate bar.
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  You can get at a store and nicker headed out Point.
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  You're going to have a three musketeers.
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  Exactly. It's so it just makes everything
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  come across so forced. Where, I don't know if there's
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  even any jokes in this movie. It's Just referencing other
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  better content that exists. There was one part of this movie
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  that is mediocre, and that is the train.
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  He is the only mediocre part of this movie.
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  However, he has for fart jokes, I ever have been very vocal in
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  episodes past that fart jokes are the lowest form of
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  entertainment. And even if the rest of this
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  movie was good, I would be angry for the number of fart jokes.
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  Yeah, we made a comment. Earlier episode through every
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  fart joke, you lose a star in this movie is a fart jokes.
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  So negative 3, the Moose farted a lot.
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  Yeah, there was also a moose who's the literally only there
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  to make fart jokes. Okay, the train is an okay
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  character. But you know what?
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  Like, bitch screams character design?
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  Do you know, when the train was better in sprung when he didn't
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  have voice lines? Yes.
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  So they tried to get as many big name.
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  Actors and actresses into this as possible, which means so they
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  need as many talking characters. That's right.
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  So they re dubbed a lot of characters, they originally did
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  not talk. So there's a moose.
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  That doesn't talk that in this version talks.
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  There's a never trained, doesn't talk.
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  Yes. Judi Dench is in this and
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  narrating. She wasn't in the original and
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  there's one part where they fight a bunch of skeletons and
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  all the skeleton stock and all the skeletons.
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  Make skeleton puns the whole time or References to other
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  content and none of their mouths move or anything because they
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  were never supposed to talk strangely enough, they recast
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  everyone, from this movie except Ian McKellen, because North
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  American audiences know him at this point from Lord of the
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  Rings and the X-Men, but Judi Dench wasn't in their movie.
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  So it's very strange that they recast all their English Actors
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  and actresses and then went out and got another one.
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  But I guess she was still popular with Bond movies or
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  something. Honestly, I don't know who the
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  target audience is right here. Was this me 2006.
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  Could you make some comments about like, how it was decent
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  looking for its time? Yeah, the animation, it's pretty
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  ugly, Pixar movies that came out.
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  A decade before that looks better.
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  When you talk about things like Toy Story, they were intentional
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  into Story of only showing things that were fake that we're
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  Towing. He's when they did show Andy, or
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  SID, they were ugly people. And so, this better than these
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  kids, I'm not sure if you've seen Hood Wing Chun.
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  Yes, it is a very finely movie that movie is considerably more
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  ugly than this movie. Okay.
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  People need to look at a picture of Duggal.
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  I don't care if it was 2006, it's ugly.
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  I think this would be a good time to mention that.
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  Recently, we had somebody who watched our podcast mentioned
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  that their favorite member with John.
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  Yeah, it's nice to hear from listeners, that's for sure.
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  I was a little taken aback. When they told me that their
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  favorite person on the show was John, because I said, he hasn't
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  talked in like five episodes, but they just said, well, you
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  guys are always so cynical about all the movies, and he just
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  comes in and says something pleasant.
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  And here he is crap. I mean, I do, but yeah, you
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  better John talk about good things about this.
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  You to be fair, I have no Nostalgia.
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  That's the missing link. That's right.
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  I am positive about movies with a bunch of Christmas in
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  Wonderland. That was like an inside joke.
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  We had watched a multiple times before.
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  Like, if you watch this a few more times, can we start
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  memorizes hard to be positive about this movie?
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  So this movie took every opportunity to cut Corners, the
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  movie probably cost him about 20 million dollars.
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  It only made twenty six point seven million dollars in
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  theaters. Sometimes there's a movie that
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  does not do well in theaters. But destroys in the home movie
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  Market, I can tell you this one didn't because we couldn't find
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  it for the life. Life of us.
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  Yes, we joked about this a month ago.
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  Trying to find a way to watch this movie.
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  The Weinstein Company has buried this movie until want to
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  acknowledge its existence. I had to go to Great Lengths to
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  buy this movie. Speaking of which, if you know
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  anyone who's looking for a new ish copy of Duggal, I know where
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  he can get one. I promise I will sell it to you
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  for cheap. Do not want it this movie did
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  not do well according to critics it did not do well financially.
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  So let's do not do well is very good synchronized.
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  A year ago Prime video, emailed me to break that they had Movie
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  43. On their streaming service, I
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  consider movie 43 to be the worst movie ever made.
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  So let's let that sink in that. They paid somebody to have that
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  on their service, but the Weinstein Company is like, don't
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  let anybody see Dougal ever again.
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  Okay. What do people like about this
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  movie chance? Go?
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  There is one character. He's a toy soldier.
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  Essentially he is the least unlikable.
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  I really like his character. He's like I was a puppet.
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  I didn't get to do anything and then at the end of the movie,
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  he's like Dad and he's like I'll bring you back to life just so
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  you can be a guard puppet again and never see the light of day.
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  Yes. You didn't like your Eternal
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  prison. No.
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  Well yeah. So to explain that the toys
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  Soldier is actually on the Carousel.
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  And after zeebad escapes, he joins him and says he never
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  wants to go back to doing that because now he actually has a
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  job and a life worth living. However, Zebedee, decides.
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  That's not okay. Puts him back on the Carousel
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  and that's where he lives for eternity.
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  Now, I have an alternative ending to this movie, The
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  Babbitt baby jumps down from the heavens and unfreezes the
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  carousel because you can probably do that and then he
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  leaves. And then, that's the end of the
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  movie, because every gem that Zappa do gets is because of
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  stupid doogal, you telling him where the gem is?
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  Yes, do we have a map? I mean, we don't have a map.
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  Yeah, and every scenario zeebad steals the gem from them.
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  Not he gets there first. So it is true that zbet only
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  wins because Dougal literally cleans up all the traps and
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  stuff. Yeah, there is a famous Trope in
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  Raiders of the Lost. The Stark that whether or not
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  Indiana Jones was there, the movie would have still played
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  out the same way and he has made no difference in the grand
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  scheme of things because in the end the Nazis would have died to
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  the ark. Either way exactly.
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  That is not quite what happens in Dougal is not that he has no
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  effect on the plot as a he is no positive effect on the Block.
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  If doogal did not exist. The world would just be a better
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  place. It's true.
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  Not even the plot would happen with Dougal and usually, that's
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  the idea that character messes up and it's their job to fix it.
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  However, doogal does not fix anything.
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  Most times, he makes things worse.
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  John, tell us what you liked about this movie.
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  I have a hard time thinking about something I liked Move on
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  to the part that we didn't like chatty John.
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  Well, I'm pretty mouth. Here comes.
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  What do you want to talk about? Okay, let's talk more about the
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  snail and cow relationship. Does anyone remember the snails
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  name snail? Well, we were talking.
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  I remembered the cows name. Is term intrude and the rapid
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  name is Dylan, Jimmy Fallon? Yeah, Jimmy Dillon, the snails
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  name is something boring, like Jack.
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  I don't remember what it is. What do you mean, boring?
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  Why is Jack boring Dylan? I'm sorry if your name is Jack.
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  Yeah. Okay.
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  We're gonna have to re-record that all the Jacks of justice
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  for Jax. Okay, so what do you want to
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  talk about? I didn't like anything in this
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  movie, but I have a strategy to make it more bearable.
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  The thing that I did in Fast and the Furious holds up here
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  because in Fast and the Furious, we were playing a game where if
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  I heard family two times within 10 seconds, it was like a, yeah,
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  we did it. If This Were a drinking game, I
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  think if you drank every time doogal made everyone's life
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  worse. You'd get pretty drunk.
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  Yeah. But like the idea is is If
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  you're counting something, if you're looking for something, it
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  feels slightly more bearable because you aren't watching the
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  movie, you're just listening to what they're saying.
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  Barely, it's like having a scavenger hunt in a manure pile.
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  I was at my school. Okay.
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  And I just mentioned Dougal and somebody's like, yeah, I know, I
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  hate that movie and I'm like how do you know what Dougal is and
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  they responded by they got it off of like a weird garage sale
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  thing. I can only imagine like, a gypsy
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  cart, giving it off as, like a curse.
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  Take it. There are things that I like
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  about this movie. That's not true, dude.
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  Not many don't lie to her audience oohs abadie deserve to
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  be sorry. I used to be a Jack In The Box
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  without the box. And when you take away the box,
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  that's a very interesting design for a character.
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  I think that's cool. I like the design of the train.
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  I don't like the number of fart jokes.
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  It has thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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  That it just goes to reaffirm that the things that I like
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  about this movie were designed 60 years ago, right?
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  Like the people who are trying to make money off of this stuff
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  now, did not do having the god, To do with the artistic thought
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  and love that went into these characters.
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  Everything else in this movie sucks.
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  Okay. I want to bring up a fun scene
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  that I absolutely hate zip. It would be Jim.
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  Get it out of him. Mario from now on because he's
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  red and has a mustache Mario. Gives them this box with a
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  button and when it is pressed, it summons the train.
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  But then later, they end up on the inside of a volcano, with no
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  way out. And so, when I guys like, I've
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  got an idea, I'll just press the button and he presses the button
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  on one of the cars of the train turns into a boat and it's like,
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  oh, okay, whenever you press the button, it transforms.
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  So next one's going to be like a blimp or a plane or something is
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  like, I know what to do. I've watched Pimp My Boat before
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  and then he builds it into a hot air balloon.
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  My boat, my boat, this movie sucks.
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  Has there been a movie that's success.
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  Leslie done, like three crystals, get a bit like the
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  infinity, what the couple mcguffin's.
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  Yeah, but like to get three of them in one movie, like, it just
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  felt a little bit rushed. They had to collect a yellow red
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  and blue. The red one was in the toy
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  soldier. Those boilers.
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  Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Cut never heard out the yellow
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  ones in the Aztec Kingdom and the blue ones in the lava.
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  Yes, that's weird. Endgame, they collect six
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  stones. Yeah, I guess they just felt
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  like they were. It was well it's because just
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  the hero's journey. It's because nobody talks about
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  what's actually happening. There's no dialogue that
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  supports this movie, you're watching them, do an adventure.
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  Well, they're talking about chocolate bars and other movies,
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  there's no correlation. It makes no sense.
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  Sense. I think that was your angry boy.
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  I warned you guys this movie sucks.
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  Who do you think set in the first place?
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  Okay, I never wanted. I just felt like if people were
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  going to keep bringing it up in future episodes of podcasts, it
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  would come to reality that we all needed to have a shared
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  misery. I want to point out that Dougal
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  Nearly been a part of my life since I was born.
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  And you're bringing me back to that place.
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  I appreciate that. There's a strong chance to
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  Chances. Going to watch this movie again
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  in the near future. No, I really like closing
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  comments. Now I want to talk about a
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  different. Think I can talk about
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  everything for so whenever an Aztec Temple, wait a second.
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  There's a lot wrong with the Aztec Temple.
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  Yes, I would call it the First time the movie by a long shot
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  when they activate a booby trap. And there are lasers all over
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  the room and they have to get to the gym without tripping a
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  single laser. This.
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  See I told you Aztec Temple is the worst scene in the movie,
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  please continue. And so, the cow up to this point
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  has been established as a lover of the Arts.
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  So, she there's a lot of butt kicker e that happens from the
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  cow. She goes into sort of like this.
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  This last mission impossible mode to get through the lasers,
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  she's this shows, Miss Piggy, and then Dougal is chewing on
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  piece of gum. And it falls out of his mouth
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  and it triggers me later, I think at this point, you're
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  like, why did you go? Why?
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  But you're also not surprised because these the worst, It's a
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  combination. That's why it's the worst scene
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  to me. It highlights the cow who's not
• 25:48
  fun to watch, then it reminds you.
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  That Dougal is the worst creature on earth.
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  Then it gives you all the Those stupid skeletons, who do bone
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  references one, and they're all Pirates of the Caribbean Pirates
• 26:10
  of the Caribbean. Eight skeletons, making.
• 26:31
  Skeleton references is to have one rabbit, do eight Matrix
• 26:37
  references. So it's just a culmination of
• 26:42
  everything that's bad in that movie crammed into five minutes.
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  Everything else is bad, but it just hits on such a condensed
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  level that it's nauseating. I started to fall asleep in the
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  movie the other night and I think my only regret is I wasn't
• 27:03
  successful than I would have been at peace.
• 27:17
  I nearly had a stroke Justine to bad.
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  I got over it, but I got better. All right, let's do closing
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  comments. You can't talk me out of it.
• 27:31
  By chance, you have a rating of 1 through 5 / 10/5.
• 27:38
  What do you? What do you rate this movie at?
• 27:42
  Well, as the official doogal Aficionado, and I mentioned in
• 27:47
  the past that the movie is terrible enough.
• 27:49
  It becomes a drug called watch. Yes, this movie is not that it
• 27:54
  is a Zero on my 1 through 5 scale.
• 27:59
  Unfortunately, it doesn't go up into the minuses where movie
• 28:02
  becomes hilariously, terrible chance, the worst your scale
• 28:07
  makes no sense. Cheers is your scale like.
• 28:09
  Okay, so if it's here if it's bad, it's three.
• 28:13
  But if it's one, it's amazing and if it's zero it's worse,
• 28:18
  okay? So you told us two episodes ago,
• 28:21
  you don't need a scale of 1 to 10 that everything can be summed
• 28:25
  up in five. Last episode you did a scale of
• 28:28
  1 to 10 and then now you're telling us, there's negative
• 28:32
  numbers again. You don't need a scale of 1 to
• 28:35
  10 when you have 100 negative numbers.
• 28:44
  Let's feel like I need to write this down.
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  Yeah, I feel like you make. No sense.
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  Making an official Declaration of how much.
• 28:52
  Whoa. Okay, hear ye hear ye is the
• 28:59
  official declaration form chance from now on.
• 29:02
  It'll go from minus 525. Well, sadly awful lot like
• 29:32
  However, things that are terrible and therefore you need
• 29:37
  to have a way to determine that. Something is good.
• 29:39
  And something is bad, good or bad bad.
• 29:42
  So I amped it up to be 52. Minus 5.
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  Are we happy now? I don't Understand any of it
• 29:49
  John over to you. I will not watch this movie
• 29:52
  again. Wow, that's a bold statement.
• 29:55
  You lump that in, with Quest for Camelot are these two movies
• 30:00
  equally mad? I know, this is far worse, are
• 30:05
  you ready for my scale? Yeah, I take it away.
• 30:07
  Cookie boy, I write this one dumpster out of cookie.
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  Dumpster fire. You can go Dad.
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  I sometimes say that if a movie lands in my lap, I will watch it
• 30:22
  again in this case, the only way I could see myself watching this
• 30:28
  movie again is if it was purely to sabotage, someone else, if I
• 30:33
  had to watch it for some reason to spite someone maybe I'm gonna
• 30:40
  make them want to do those. Who would you fight with his,
• 30:44
  you know? Dad.
• 30:45
  I like to imagine that. There's somebody that you just a
• 30:47
  really dislike but not in a way to like active hatred to like,
• 30:52
  man. There's this old movie, I found
• 30:54
  that's really good. You should watch it with me.
• 30:56
  No, like, oh no, this movie's off on, you're like no, no, it
• 30:58
  gets better. It gets better.
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  Yes, fixing ya. Yes.
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  Yeah. I guess I'm learning.
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  New toxic traits about myself has become.
• 31:09
  Dad ever wants to ruin a date intentionally?
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  He'll rent out a movie theater. Like, Dougal we really need to
• 31:19
  break up but how this is how I break up with me.
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  I got it. Do good.
• 31:32
  Okay, it's around this part that I would normally say look out
• 31:37
  for doogal but don't do whatever you can to avoid doogal.
• 31:43
  Yeah thankfully there's no streaming services or stores
• 31:49
  that sell this thing right now. So great, most of the work is
• 31:52
  done for you. Can you get it if you're like an
• 31:55
  American or British? Well, that's one of the hard
• 31:58
  things to is finding the right version to buy.
• 32:02
  You wouldn't want to buy the mediocre one, you make sure that
• 32:06
  you get the bad ones, you want to make sure your type is
• 32:10
  ruined. I'm just imagining you going up
• 32:14
  to the top projector booth and being like, can you play this?
• 32:18
  Those sloppy. Own floppy.
• 32:33
  Disk, has anyone want this? There's like not just why but
• 32:38
  also how even if I did what would I do with it?
• 32:44
  Use it as like paper. Coaster me now I don't know.
• 32:50
  You don't know what a flock of paper, cute.
• 33:02
  I know what a floppy disk is. It's just like paper.
• 33:07
  I didn't mean to say paper, mentees is like a tan.
• 33:10
  It paper are like on. I'm very mad now.
• 33:20
  I really spread it on your floppy.
• 33:22
  Disk. You know, I don't know if you
• 33:30
  guys have ever heard of Arlo, he's a very famous man.
• 33:35
  Yeah, right. Okay.
• 33:37
  So, we've done reviews, anything?
• 33:40
  Anybody want to say before we go, don't watch this movie.
• 33:44
  Whatever you can do, do not watch this movie.
• 33:46
  It's not like other. Is where if you like watching
• 33:49
  terrible movies and want something to make fun of you
• 33:51
  want a new experience, just don't.
• 33:54
  Yeah, I agree with almost everything chance.
• 33:56
  Just said, unless you're one of chances friends.
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  And there's some curiosity that you think that you would be able
• 34:03
  to talk chance into watching this movie.
• 34:04
  Again, when you cannot, it is then you have my blessing but
• 34:10
  everyone else. Don't watch this movie.
• 34:13
  This is like the opposite scenario of Christmas in
• 34:17
  Wonderland. Because Christmas and
• 34:19
  Wonderland. It was like, we're not going to
• 34:22
  watch this again, but if you want to watch this you should.
• 34:26
  This version is chances. Going to watch this again, but
• 34:29
  if you want to watch this, do not yeah, with Christmas in
• 34:33
  Wonderland. I said that if you knew about
• 34:36
  West Edmonton Mall, I think you kind of owed yourself the
• 34:40
  opportunity to see it. Once in this case, I would say
• 34:43
  ignorance is bliss. Just forget.
• 34:46
  You heard about this movie. Hey John.
• 34:50
  Do you have anything else you want to say?
• 34:51
  Yeah, I watch movie. Do we need to watch to bring out
• 34:58
  chatty? John, what should we tackle
• 35:00
  next? We tried Land Before Time and
• 35:02
  even that I got excited about the Raptor scene.
• 35:06
  Okay, we need Booster Juice, the documentary, You actually have a
• 35:15
  movie in mine. Oh, okay.
• 35:18
  Yeah. So if we do that movie, that you
• 35:22
  just wrote down next. You'll have something to talk
• 35:24
  about more than doodle, okay. I think this movie is funny
• 35:29
  because the land before time, we were super aggressive, but in
• 35:33
  this movie, which is arguably worse or you, bleed is worse
• 35:39
  that movies for preschoolers. This at least I would recommend
• 35:43
  it to preschool. It's this movie.
• 35:45
  I don't know who I can recommend it to people.
• 35:48
  I hate Are by toxic traits coming out, but I think it's
• 35:53
  funny because you were much more aggressive for the better movie
• 35:57
  of the to. I feel like having a day since I
• 36:02
  watched this as, let me sleep off most of the pent-up
• 36:07
  aggression emotion, but everybody sounds Like they're
• 36:13
  wrapped. So look out for weirdos.
• 36:16
  Run from dugald's, Run from dugald's.
• 36:19
  Okay. Have a great night.
• 36:21
  We'll see you. Hopefully, when we do a better
• 36:24
  movie,