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Catching Up With The Brothers · Hey Jonas!

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Speaker 1: Good afternoon, boys. How are we feeling?
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Speaker 2: Feeling great.
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Speaker 1: Feeling optimistic.
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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm reading a text from Nick. It says,
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Speaker 3: can we do Wagamamas for post-show food, please?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I love Wagamamas. What's Wagamamas? Well, that's one of
0:25
Speaker 1: the reasons I'm feeling optimistic is because I started thinking
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Speaker 1: about the Soba Noodle Bowl, which I haven't had in
0:30
Speaker 1: a very long time. Soba Noodle Bowl. This is not
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Speaker 1: an ad. There's also the Udon Bowl, which is phenomenal. Kevin,
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Speaker 1: your life has changed. Shout out Wagamons. This episode is
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Speaker 1: not brought to you by Wagamons, but it could be
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Speaker 1: for a price. But I'm feeling optimistic because the Giants
0:45
Speaker 1: played today. The New York Giants did what they always
0:47
Speaker 1: should do, and they didn't lose. They didn't lose. They
0:49
Speaker 1: didn't lose. We didn't win, but we'll take a tie. Yeah. Listen,
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Speaker 1: a push is as good as a win. That's right.
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Speaker 1: At the casino and at football. A push is a win.
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Speaker 1: Speaking of sports, we were in Washington, D.C. this week
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Speaker 1: performing at the Savannah Bananas Banana Bowl. It was exceptional.
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Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: You know, for those of you who are unaware of
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Speaker 1: what a Savannah Banana is. Who have been living under
1:16
Speaker 1: a rock. Yeah. How would you describe this?
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Speaker 3: If an alien's landed today and they said, All right,
1:22
Speaker 3: show me the most interesting thing human beings do.
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Speaker 1: I would say. That would be one of them. There's
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Speaker 1: this game that we played for over 100 years called baseball.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: But somebody woke up with the genius idea to turn
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Speaker 1: baseball into a spectacle. More music, please. His name is
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Speaker 1: Jesse Cole, and this all begins about 11 years ago
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Speaker 1: when he stumbles into a shop and finds a yellow suit.
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Speaker 1: I'm making this part up, but this could be the story.
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Speaker 1: He then decides, what if I put a bunch of
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Speaker 1: baseball players in fun outfits and change the rules a
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Speaker 1: bit to allow for trick plays to count as points?
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Speaker 1: Only at the end of the game, whoever has the
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Speaker 1: most trick plays gets a point. It's so confusing. And
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Speaker 1: just to make it even more exciting. They're attractive. They're attractive.
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Speaker 1: And they dance. Some have abs. And they dance. Nine
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Speaker 1: out of ten players have abs. So, all jokes aside,
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Speaker 1: the Savannah Bananas and the whole Banana League has absolutely
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Speaker 1: blown up in the last couple of years. I think
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Speaker 1: social media had a big part of that.
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Speaker 3: I played a kickball game at the Savannah Bananas Stadium
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Speaker 3: back in about, well, six years ago. And we played
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Speaker 3: a kickball game for a wrap party for a movie.
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Speaker 1: And I remember meeting him. Jesse Cole.
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Speaker 3: Jay Cole, as I like to say. He was wearing
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Speaker 3: a yellow suit, and he was like, you guys gotta
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Speaker 3: come to the game. I was like, I've heard about it.
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Speaker 3: It sounds pretty interesting. And then, blink, six years later,
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Speaker 3: and it's sold out stadiums.
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Speaker 1: Stadiums everywhere. So apparently the wait list to get access
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Speaker 1: to the lottery to get tickets is four to five
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Speaker 1: million people. It's insane. So we performed at the end
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Speaker 1: of the game performance, which they do at every Banana Bowl. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And it's between the top... of the ninth and the
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Speaker 1: bottom of the ninth and it was really incredible i
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Speaker 1: loved it i had such a good time it was
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Speaker 1: such a fun show watching the fans of savannah bananas
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Speaker 1: interact not only with you know the players in the
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Speaker 1: field they call them cast members but also with each
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Speaker 1: other it was like a really kind and warm environment.
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Speaker 3: Speculate if they knew who was going to win i
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Speaker 3: think they really play because you can definitely see somebody said.
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Speaker 1: Did you enjoy the the show today and i was
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Speaker 1: like The whole thing's a show. I thought you guys
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Speaker 1: were playing baseball. They also may have been asking you
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Speaker 1: if you enjoyed the show that you performed. That is true.
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Speaker 1: My girls absolutely loved it.
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Speaker 4: Alina and Valentina, they flew in with Danielle, my wife,
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Speaker 4: and they had a ball and they got to meet
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Speaker 4: John Cena. I've never seen, Valentina cried when John Cena
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Speaker 4: came out of the Humvee, like as a surprise. She literally,
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Speaker 4: she was like so excited.
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Speaker 1: That's what it's about. He's a powerful presence, John Cena.
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Speaker 1: They said powerful president. He heads the state. He's a
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Speaker 1: film president. He's such a kind man. The way he
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Speaker 1: speaks to everyone and the way he interacts. He locks in.
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Speaker 1: He locks in. He's a great guy. I got really
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Speaker 1: nervous when I met him. My words were fumbled. Valentina said,
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Speaker 1: his hands were as huge as my head. He does
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Speaker 1: have large hands. That's how she said it too. Before
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Speaker 1: we went to D.C. for that very fun performance at
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Speaker 1: the Savannah Bananas, we were in Atlanta about to head
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Speaker 1: down to Birmingham, Alabama. Yeah, for our show. Which, you know,
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Speaker 1: our team was tracking the weather alongside many, many other
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Speaker 1: team members across Live Nation, our tour sponsor, and the
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Speaker 1: venue itself, the local authorities. And obviously, we were all
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Speaker 1: tracking the news. And just as a kind of baseline perspective,
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Speaker 1: For us, it is the most important thing that our band,
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Speaker 1: our crew, the folks who are working at the venue, and,
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Speaker 1: of course, our fans are safe. That is the bottom line,
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Speaker 1: most important top priority. And as they were tracking everything
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Speaker 1: and we were getting hourly updates and forced with a
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Speaker 1: really tough decision to either keep the show on or not,
5:16
Speaker 1: based on what Hurricane Isaiah was doing, at a certain
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Speaker 1: point after these conversations, we made the very tough call
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Speaker 1: to postpone the show. Yeah. which is never an easy
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Speaker 1: thing to do. We know that people have come and
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Speaker 1: they've spent their money on hotel rooms, on flights, parking.
5:29
Speaker 1: You know, there's lots of factors. We know it's tough.
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Speaker 1: And it also bears a financial consequence for us as well,
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Speaker 1: which we have to navigate and figure out. But at
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Speaker 1: the end of the day, what is most important is
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Speaker 1: that people are safe. Rule number one. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And so we made the decision to change the date,
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Speaker 3: but we have a new date. And so now people
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Speaker 3: are aware that November 6th now, our new show.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, November 6th. We're going back.
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Speaker 3: Because I know there was speculation of like, oh, they're
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Speaker 3: just going to cancel and not come back.
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Speaker 1: It's like, we're coming back. So if you can make it,
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Speaker 1: please be there. We'd love to see you guys again.
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Speaker 1: And we'll put on a good old show for you.
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Speaker 1: It'll be super fun. But we'd rather say than sorry.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely. And also, I think you said something best, Nick.
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Speaker 4: You said, we don't know what we don't know. And
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Speaker 4: it's like, it could be not that bad. It could
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Speaker 4: have been really serious.
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Speaker 1: And people could have been stranded at the venue as
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Speaker 1: the weather comes in. And then it's a major issue. Well,
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Speaker 1: people are also driving like two hours from home south. Totally.
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Speaker 1: You look up and it's okay. It's just mild winds
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Speaker 1: and a storm and you have to navigate that. But
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Speaker 1: the reality is you don't know what you don't know
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Speaker 1: and you never regret making the safe choice. I think
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Speaker 1: that was the whole point of us having those conversations. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And so instead we diverted from Atlanta to D.C. and
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Speaker 1: we safely got our crew and our band and got
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Speaker 1: the messaging out there beforehand. to go and be there
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Speaker 1: for the next day for the Bananas performance. Yeah. I
6:50
Speaker 1: will say it was interesting. I saw one or two comments,
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Speaker 1: people were like, oh, they canceled the show or postponed
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Speaker 1: it because they were performing at the Banana Bowl. And
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Speaker 1: I never do this. I was very tempted to respond,
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Speaker 1: different day. And also, do you know about planes? Because
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Speaker 1: that's how you get from one place to the other.
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Speaker 1: The plan was to always go to D.C. to do
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Speaker 1: the Bananas. Yeah, it wasn't changed because of the Banana Bowl.
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Speaker 1: We wouldn't ever do that. But I'm glad I didn't respond.
7:16
Speaker 1: And this podcast has become a great place to just
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Speaker 1: acknowledge that we're chronically online, people. Yeah, we see it.
7:23
Speaker 1: So what else is going on? What are you guys
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Speaker 1: into these days? I'm getting into lots of things on
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Speaker 1: this tour. I'm sending my bowling balls out. I have
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Speaker 1: two bowling balls and shoes. Two as in like a
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Speaker 1: first set? A set. Do you have a strike ball?
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Speaker 1: You have a spare ball. I'm having it shipped. This
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Speaker 1: is the bougiest thing I've done this week. I'm having
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Speaker 1: my bowling ball shipped.
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Speaker 4: Nick looked at me and said, I just shipped my
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Speaker 4: bowling balls to your house. Yesterday I was like sick.
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Speaker 4: So I'm flying home tomorrow for the day off. I'm
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Speaker 4: bringing my bowling balls back with me then?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay. Because we're in some of these cities and
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Speaker 1: as the weather's changing while we're on tour, golf is
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Speaker 1: not really an option. Yeah. A nice little group activity
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Speaker 1: is probably a good idea. If I'm going to be
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Speaker 1: stuck inside because the weather's not great, I'm going to
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Speaker 1: go bowling. Yeah, man. Light it up.
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Speaker 4: God, I love bowling so much. I was on the
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Speaker 4: varsity bowling team in high school.
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Speaker 3: You were?
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Speaker 1: Nerd alert. Hey. I don't have a nerd button. Whoa.
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Speaker 1: I had a yellow polo that was a bowling shirt.
8:20
Speaker 1: You're not helping yourself here. We were the Eagles.
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Speaker 2: It was great.
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Speaker 1: The other thing that we did, we were in Miami
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Speaker 1: for about a week for a couple days off, and
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Speaker 1: the tour show there, Priyanka and Malti Marie came out.
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Speaker 1: We had a great time hanging out at Joe's house
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Speaker 1: a bunch. It looked like you guys had a ball.
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Speaker 1: It was so fun. We had a bowling ball. Miami
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Speaker 1: is just, it's incredible. It's having a moment. And one
8:43
Speaker 1: of my dogs are now here. Back. Yeah, you got
8:46
Speaker 1: your dog back.
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Some people are saying, did he get a new dog?
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Speaker 3: That is my dog, Penelope. I'm getting all three dogs back.
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Speaker 3: But I had to navigate some things.
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Speaker 1: Some things. Some life stuff. Some life stuff. You know.
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Speaker 3: My three dogs have been living with an amazing trainer
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Speaker 3: for the last like three years. And I've been able
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Speaker 3: to visit them. But now I finally get to have
9:08
Speaker 3: them back. But there's allergies that I need to be
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Speaker 3: sensitive to. They'll be with you.
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Speaker 1: Until they're not. And they'll be with someone who loves
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Speaker 1: and cares about them and is feeding them. And when
9:19
Speaker 1: I have the time where there's no allergies to be
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Speaker 1: aware of. Navigated. Navigated, thank you. Then they'll be with me.
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Speaker 3: But it's kind of like Penelope's become a tour dog already.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, she was in the dressing room at Miami and
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Speaker 1: she was like perfect. Thrilled to be back at home.
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Speaker 1: She is. And it's so fun to have her around.
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Speaker 1: It was laid out. It was awesome. She's a vibe.
9:39
Speaker 1: The other thing that happened this week was just really
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Speaker 1: exciting is the podcast got its very first nomination. That's right.
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Speaker 1: Kids Choice Awards 2026. That's right. We received three nominations,
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Speaker 1: I believe. We got three nominations. Best group. Best group
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Speaker 1: for the Christmas movie. For the Christmas movie and for
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Speaker 1: the best podcast of all time. Of all time. Of
10:01
Speaker 1: those three, I would be happiest if we won the
10:05
Speaker 1: podcast award. Is it a campaign for the podcast award? Yeah,
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Speaker 1: of course it's fan votes. It's Kids Choice Awards. It's
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Speaker 1: their choice. It's kids voted. It's kids voted. Okay.
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Speaker 3: Alex Warren is hosting the evening. He's going to be
10:15
Speaker 3: on the pod actually very soon. I could maybe give
10:17
Speaker 3: him some to make sure that we get that award.
10:20
Speaker 3: You're going to bribe some Alex Warren vibes?
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Speaker 1: I'm going to bribe Alex for this award. On the 14th, we're,
10:25
Speaker 1: if I'm not mistaken, we're in San Antonio, Texas. So
10:29
Speaker 1: we won't be able to attend in person, but perhaps
10:30
Speaker 1: we can shoot a little video and you can convince Mr.
10:33
Speaker 1: Alex Warren to help us out there. Help us out.
10:37
Speaker 1: If there's a guy. You and DNC got slimed one
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Speaker 1: year at the KCAs. Did you enjoy the feeling of
10:44
Speaker 1: the slime? I think it tastes delicious. We got slimed together.
10:47
Speaker 1: With The Rock.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I got slimed a few times when I hosted the
10:50
Speaker 1: show back in 2015. Tastes good. It got shot into
10:54
Speaker 1: my ear when I was doing one of the promos,
10:55
Speaker 1: and it was really not chill. It's heavy. It really
10:59
Speaker 1: is heavy, though. Well, it's like pudding.
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Speaker 4: It's supposed to taste good. The whole idea was, right?
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Speaker 4: It was like, it's supposed to taste good, because if
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Speaker 4: it's terrible.
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Speaker 1: It doesn't taste good. It's oatmeal and... Green food dye,
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Speaker 1: and it's like, it's not. It's fun. I mean, it's fun.
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Speaker 1: It's fun. Multimurray just discovered sliming, and she wants to
11:17
Speaker 1: be involved. I said, a few more years. Just glad
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Speaker 1: that it's still a thing. We didn't host. You hosted. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And then they, I think they ushered us to showers
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Speaker 4: after this, but we decided not to take the showers.
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Speaker 1: We decided to go to dinner in our slime. Yeah.
11:31
Speaker 1: Straight to Craig's. Shout out Craigs. Shout out Craigs. Speaking
11:35
Speaker 1: of Dwayne The Rock Johnson, I just found out the
11:38
Speaker 1: date for the world premiere of Jumanji 3. You did? Nice. Yeah,
11:44
Speaker 1: the premiere's on December 16th, and we don't happen to
11:47
Speaker 1: have a show that night, so I'll be able to attend.
11:49
Speaker 1: That's awesome. You guys should come too. If I'm there,
11:51
Speaker 1: I'm there.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
11:52
Speaker 1: Well, we've got to have the cast on Hey Jonas podcast.
11:54
Speaker 3: I know.
11:55
Speaker 1: We've got to do it. Yeah, cast pod. Cast pod.
11:58
Speaker 3: Cast pod cast pod the whole past the whole past
12:03
Speaker 3: the whole past I think Kevin.
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Speaker 1: For sure will be down and Mr. Jack Black we
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Speaker 1: just gotta track down the others they'll be busy promoting
12:10
Speaker 1: the movie.
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Speaker 4: Yeah cause this movie you guys last time you guys
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Speaker 4: did a promotional tour didn't you guys go to like
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Speaker 4: five countries at least yeah it was nuts and what
12:20
Speaker 4: was funny is when I went in for my fitting
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Speaker 4: they had the original costume which it's been ten years
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Speaker 4: since the last movie no way and it fit like
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Speaker 4: a glove I was so happy.
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Speaker 1: That's a good feeling. That's probably the greatest feeling. Yeah.
12:32
Speaker 1: It was special. Anyway, go see Jumanji when it comes
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Speaker 1: out in theaters. Totally. In a couple months.
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Speaker 3: Actually, speaking of the Savannah Bananas, I did have a
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Speaker 3: pretty intense moment during the performance during the Savannah Bananas
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Speaker 3: last night, though.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: I was totally in the mode, and I had intrusive thought,
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Speaker 4: and I grabbed the waffle that was part of the
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Speaker 4: decoration during Waffle House.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly that one. And I bit it.
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Speaker 3: Turns out it was a stack of three waffles deep
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Speaker 3: and probably bread that had been sitting out all day.
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Speaker 4: I legit thought I was going to choke on national
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Speaker 4: television and die.
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Speaker 1: Like I was like, it's not going down. I have
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Speaker 1: no water.
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Speaker 3: I would have not noticed you were gone until at
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Speaker 3: least three songs later as I was focused on, because during,
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Speaker 3: I'm glad you're alive.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 3: During the sound check, I walked through, I walked through stilts,
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Speaker 3: which is one of the baseball players who was, he's
13:17
Speaker 3: on stilts naturally. And I bumped into him and almost
13:20
Speaker 3: took him out. And then the whole, I was just,
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Speaker 3: my anxiety was like, Oh man, like you're going to
13:24
Speaker 3: take this guy out on live TV.
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Speaker 1: And I would have missed the fact that you were
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Speaker 1: in need of help. And I don't want stilts to
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Speaker 1: get injured ever. Obviously that's the safety first, just like
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Speaker 1: the show. I mean, if, if you're a person who,
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Speaker 1: who does stilts performances and people are walking through your legs,
13:41
Speaker 1: you've fallen a few times, right? Definitely.
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Speaker 4: I think you've fallen now that I think the goal
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Speaker 4: is to still not fall, though.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, of course. It's like anything in life. The
13:51
Speaker 1: goal is to not fall, but you're going to fall.
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Speaker 2: I agree.
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Speaker 1: How do you get off? I think you have to
13:58
Speaker 1: get on a ladder and go, you know what I mean? Oh, right.
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Speaker 3: Because he wears long pants to cover the thing that
14:04
Speaker 3: you have to untie. So I'm like, there must be
14:05
Speaker 3: some Velcro. I think he can jump down.
14:08
Speaker 1: Remember the Velcro pants that were like all the craze
14:10
Speaker 1: in 2000, 2001? Jango? Or like the zip. Yeah. And
14:15
Speaker 1: suddenly you're in shorts. Oh. That was sick. That was
14:19
Speaker 1: something else. Yeah. Remember what Old Navy had? Like the
14:21
Speaker 1: swishy version. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And then, Joe, you did do something that they didn't
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Speaker 4: catch on camera, which I was pretty disappointed about.
14:28
Speaker 1: I know. When we got to the party animals moment.
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Speaker 1: That's a team. Yeah. So they're a team. And they
14:34
Speaker 1: had a beer pong set up. And I sunk. My shot.
14:38
Speaker 1: First shot. You did that in rehearsal twice as well.
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Speaker 1: In a row. In a row.
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Speaker 3: When there's no alcohol to be drunk, and I guess
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Speaker 3: I'm better at it. That's probably true for life in general.
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Speaker 1: It's facts. Maybe you should join one of those, like,
14:51
Speaker 1: the Ocho, like, beer pong leagues. Maybe. Put me in.
14:55
Speaker 1: But they missed it on camera. But you guys saw it, so.
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Speaker 1: We saw it. You know who else saw it? The
15:00
Speaker 1: party animals. The party animals. Party animals, they know. They know.
15:03
Speaker 1: I think it's time we do something fun and we
15:04
Speaker 1: go back and we play Clip It. Clip It. Clip It. Well,
15:08
Speaker 1: let's find out. Come with us. Clip it. Clip it, Kev.
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Speaker 1: Clip it. Clip it. Clip it. Clip it. Clip it.
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Speaker 1: Clip it. On that note. Clip it. Really big fan
15:19
Speaker 1: of our new Clip It audio. I love it. Clip it.
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Speaker 1: Clip it. Okay.
15:23
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Would you rather be sticky
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Speaker 2: or itchy?
15:27
Speaker 1: Oh, God. Speaking of slime, would you rather be sticky
15:32
Speaker 1: or itchy? Sticky or itchy. What are you itchy from? Yeah.
15:39
Speaker 1: What are you sticky from? Less concerned. I think I
15:43
Speaker 1: would prefer to be itchy. Really? Oh, God. I think
15:47
Speaker 1: neither is good, but sticky is better. There's nothing worse
15:50
Speaker 1: than when you don't put your bug spray on around
15:55
Speaker 1: your ankles overnight and you're just in the middle while
15:59
Speaker 1: you're sleeping. You got the itch. You got the itch.
16:03
Speaker 3: You guys are right you actually sold me I'm going
16:05
Speaker 3: back to sticky I'm going sticky You can fix that
16:09
Speaker 3: faster Yeah Does.
16:13
Speaker 2: Lightning McQueen have car insurance Or life insurance.
16:18
Speaker 4: I'm going to go with They're one in the same
16:19
Speaker 4: in the Cars universe They have a Disney fast pass
16:23
Speaker 4: What kind of coverage does that give you Speed It
16:29
Speaker 4: gives you speed and dental And dental.
16:32
Speaker 1: I think they do have good teeth. Ding! Here's a
16:35
Speaker 1: hot take. In a world where cars are... Alive. Alive.
16:40
Speaker 1: Car insurance would be... Life insurance? Life insurance. That's what
16:43
Speaker 1: I'm saying. I think they're one and the same. Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Would you rather have 500k now or flip a coin
16:48
Speaker 2: for one million dollars?
16:50
Speaker 1: Damn. This feels like a question that maybe... You know,
16:54
Speaker 1: people will get frustrated for our answer. So we're going
16:57
Speaker 1: to flip the coin. I think we got to do it.
16:59
Speaker 1: We're going to flip the coin. Here's the go. Wait
17:01
Speaker 1: a minute. Hold on. Who's got a coin? All right.
17:03
Speaker 1: Are you going to give me a million dollars? Who's
17:05
Speaker 1: got a coin? Let's see if you actually got the
17:07
Speaker 1: million dollars. Hey, Siri, flip a coin. Say heads or tails. Heads. Hey, Siri,
17:12
Speaker 1: flip a coin. Tails. Now I switched it because he
17:15
Speaker 1: flipped it twice. It's tails. Hand it over, Kevin. Nick asked.
17:21
Speaker 1: He takes Venmo, Zelle, PayPal, Apple Cash.
17:27
Speaker 2: You can erase one thing from your existence. Traffic, mosquitoes, Mondays,
17:32
Speaker 2: or alarm clocks.
17:33
Speaker 1: Yo, mosquitoes. I don't know. We probably need those, right?
17:37
Speaker 3: They carry disease, and they make you itch, and they suck.
17:42
Speaker 1: Blood. Can we get a... I actually would like to
17:44
Speaker 1: know this. What's the good about them? Yeah, what's the
17:46
Speaker 1: good thing about mosquitoes that we're not aware of? Because
17:48
Speaker 1: there has to be one. I.
17:51
Speaker 1: I don't think there is. There's gotta be. They've been
17:53
Speaker 1: around too long, bro.
17:55
Speaker 4: Just like in Lilo and Stitch, this entire planet is
17:57
Speaker 4: probably just their... They literally make the joke about mosquitoes
18:01
Speaker 4: in Lilo and Stitch, the cartoon, the original one.
18:03
Speaker 1: Oh, they say it's a mosquito planet. You can't touch anybody.
18:06
Speaker 1: You can't do anything.
18:07
Speaker 4: They just want to evaporate, like destroy the entire planet.
18:09
Speaker 4: But that's the mosquito habitat.
18:10
Speaker 1: Everything comes back to Lilo and Stitch. It actually does.
18:12
Speaker 2: So they help out with plant pollination.
18:14
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kevin.
18:14
Speaker 2: They're a food source for wildlife as well.
18:16
Speaker 1: Kevin's against big mosquito. I am. Take down big mosquito. Well,
18:21
Speaker 1: I'm not eating them. That's right. Eating mosquito. What? Well,
18:25
Speaker 1: he says they're a source of food. Does anybody eat them? Humans?
18:28
Speaker 2: Humans don't, but other creatures in the ecosystem.
18:30
Speaker 1: Are we sure that humans don't?
18:32
Speaker 2: We're not sure about that.
18:33
Speaker 4: Can we ask the overlords what would happen if mosquitoes
18:36
Speaker 4: were no longer here?
18:36
Speaker 1: That's what Kevin refers to them as, because he's all
18:39
Speaker 1: in on AI. He's all about big AI. Overlords. Is
18:42
Speaker 1: that what we call it? What does that mean? That's
18:44
Speaker 1: my new joke going for a couple days, see how
18:46
Speaker 1: it lands.
18:47
Speaker 2: Overlords. If all 3,500 species of mosquitoes went extinct, the
18:51
Speaker 2: impact would span global health, food webs, and water systems.
18:54
Speaker 2: There'd be a decline in pollination, most importantly.
18:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we'd be cooked is what you're saying. So
18:58
Speaker 1: mosquitoes are fine. They're staying in. They can stay around.
19:01
Speaker 3: I would personally like to get rid of traffic.
19:03
Speaker 1: I agree. I think it's 2026. We could figure this out.
19:08
Speaker 3: If cars are going to drive themselves everywhere soon, Will
19:12
Speaker 3: they figure that out?
19:13
Speaker 4: Yes, because then everybody can go. It's like the movie with...
19:17
Speaker 4: Lilo and Stitch. Yeah, Lilo and Stitch. It's like the
19:20
Speaker 4: movie Cars, actually. It's actually, yes.
19:23
Speaker 1: But Lilo's driving the car. After we become Disney legends,
19:26
Speaker 1: we just have to talk about Disney movies the whole time.
19:28
Speaker 4: My whole thing is if every car is autonomous, that
19:31
Speaker 4: means we can go 10 to 100 times faster. Yeah,
19:35
Speaker 4: but you can't predict when people are going to drive still.
19:37
Speaker 4: But then everything... No, no. If every car is autonomous... Yeah.
19:41
Speaker 4: there would be no traffic, and there would be no
19:43
Speaker 4: speed limits.
19:44
Speaker 1: We wouldn't know. We don't know that. No, think about it.
19:47
Speaker 1: If every car knew exactly what every other car was doing.
19:50
Speaker 3: But you can't predict when people are going to be like,
19:52
Speaker 3: I can be like right now, be like, I'm going
19:54
Speaker 3: to get in the car and go. And then it's
19:55
Speaker 3: like 40,000 people just decided to leave the same time.
19:58
Speaker 1: And it folds you into the algorithm. You said that
20:01
Speaker 1: like it was just true. And it's just not. I
20:03
Speaker 1: think it is true. I'd like to, I'd like to.
20:07
Speaker 1: We'll come back to this.
20:08
Speaker 2: Would you rather live in space or under the sea?
20:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're one and the same. I mean, we famously
20:13
Speaker 1: sing about how we're all going to be living under
20:14
Speaker 1: the sea. Under the sea. In the year 3000. So
20:18
Speaker 1: it's got to be that. I'm not going up there.
20:21
Speaker 1: We're not meant to go up there, guys. And no
20:23
Speaker 1: one has proven that we've gone up there. Okay. Prove
20:27
Speaker 1: that we've gone up there.
20:28
Speaker 2: Which of you three Jonas Brothers would survive a zombie apocalypse?
20:31
Speaker 1: Had a dream about this last night. Because the clip
20:33
Speaker 1: of Jon Bernthal. From Walking Dead, like the moment where
20:37
Speaker 1: he starts the war or whatever. No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:41
Speaker 1: That one? No, where he just walks up and you've
20:43
Speaker 1: seen it. It's a crazy clip. I don't think I've
20:46
Speaker 1: seen that. He's one of my favorite actors. He's great.
20:49
Speaker 1: We'd love to have him on the pod. So my
20:50
Speaker 1: dream was about a zombie apocalypse. And I had in
20:54
Speaker 1: this dream, I was given a mandate that I had
20:56
Speaker 1: five hours to get my affairs in order to get
21:00
Speaker 1: all my stuff done. and get in the car and
21:02
Speaker 1: go to a safe place. Wow. And it was actually
21:05
Speaker 1: really interesting because I sort of like did it in
21:08
Speaker 1: my dream of like, what would be the more important
21:10
Speaker 1: things to grab? You had like a visceral dream. So
21:12
Speaker 1: like you were in control? Yeah, no, totally. I was
21:15
Speaker 1: like thinking through it. I was one of one of those.
21:17
Speaker 1: There was rules. Let me just walk through. I had
21:19
Speaker 1: three bags. One for me, one for Priyanka, one for
21:21
Speaker 1: Malton Marie. I had to fill and they were the
21:23
Speaker 1: size of like a large duffel bag, like a hockey
21:25
Speaker 1: duffel bag. It's go bags. It was interesting. You should
21:27
Speaker 1: think about that. What would you grab from your house
21:30
Speaker 1: if you had five hours? This is to survive, not
21:33
Speaker 1: just your belongings. You're going to need bread, for instance.
21:36
Speaker 1: I'm bringing my currency, Pokemon cards. I did think about that.
21:39
Speaker 3: Because I'm thinking they can fit in a bag and
21:41
Speaker 3: they'd be worth something even more. Yeah, kindling in the fire.
21:45
Speaker 3: Future relic, you know? When money is no longer a thing.
21:48
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be like, yo, you want a Charizard, bro?
21:49
Speaker 1: Then it's going to be about collectibles. What do you
21:51
Speaker 1: have that I want? It's going to be about medicine.
21:54
Speaker 1: To somebody, that's a collectible. Kevin will bring a bunch
21:57
Speaker 1: of mosquitoes with him. In his autonomous car. Yep. All right,
22:02
Speaker 1: so I'm going to go with... I would, because I've
22:08
Speaker 1: had this dream. Okay. You haven't had the dream yet.
22:10
Speaker 1: I think I have thought about it a lot. What
22:13
Speaker 1: if you had the dream? Because I have to think
22:14
Speaker 1: about getting to my kids. I don't know, Joe.
22:16
Speaker 3: You said that the first thing you'd do is you'd
22:18
Speaker 3: bring your Pokemon cards.
22:22
Speaker 1: He asked what I would grab. He didn't give me
22:24
Speaker 1: time to say the rest. Yeah, the rest. I get
22:27
Speaker 1: all my other cool stuff. Got it. I would also
22:31
Speaker 1: grab water. All right. I'd also grab my passport. You
22:37
Speaker 1: won't need your passport. I need to get out. I
22:39
Speaker 1: need to go get my kids. So yeah. Well, yeah. Okay.
22:42
Speaker 3: But this plane, you're at this point, you're going to
22:44
Speaker 3: come into your plane and go to London. I will
22:46
Speaker 3: figure that out, but I'm going to just in case
22:48
Speaker 3: planes are still an option.
22:50
Speaker 1: Okay. I'm going to commandeer your plane. Watch too many movies. Yeah,
22:55
Speaker 1: we do. Okay. It's coming back.
22:58
Speaker 2: We're doing one more, and it is, which type of
23:01
Speaker 2: bread do you think you could throw further, a baguette
23:04
Speaker 2: or a naan bread?
23:05
Speaker 1: Oh, definitely baguette.
23:06
Speaker 3: I could throw a naan like a frisbee. Ooh.
23:09
Speaker 1: Actually, you know what, Joe? You might be right. I
23:10
Speaker 1: could throw back a shit ton of naan bread, but
23:14
Speaker 1: I don't think that's what you're asking.
23:15
Speaker 3: I think I could whip naan bread so far. You
23:16
Speaker 3: guys would be like, that bro. I think it's not very,
23:19
Speaker 3: it's going to rip apart. I think the baguette can
23:20
Speaker 3: whip harder.
23:21
Speaker 1: I'm going to, no. My naan bread, I'm going to, like,
23:23
Speaker 1: what is that, frisbee, naan bread. That's what I'm doing.
23:26
Speaker 2: So we've got two naans and a baguette.
23:29
Speaker 1: Let's go see two nuns in a baguette walking to
23:31
Speaker 1: a bar. Well, let's find out. Come with us. No
23:35
Speaker 1: one was harmed and will still eat the bread. We
23:37
Speaker 1: will not eat all the bread, but the bread will
23:39
Speaker 1: be eaten by everyone in our crew. And no, this
23:42
Speaker 1: will not be one of those things you can cancel
23:45
Speaker 1: us for. Keep trying. I'm still going to eat this
23:48
Speaker 1: soon enough.
23:50
Speaker 3: Okay, so.
23:50
Speaker 1: Five second rule. Yeah, five second rule.
23:52
Speaker 3: It's better.
23:53
Speaker 1: It's better.
23:53
Speaker 4: It's in effect.
23:54
Speaker 1: The five second rule is in effect. It's better if
23:56
Speaker 1: it's loose.
23:56
Speaker 3: It's about a ten second rule.
23:57
Speaker 2: Here.
23:57
Speaker 1: You should go one at a time. Kathy, what did
23:59
Speaker 1: you say your big bad get? Ayo. Ready? You gonna
24:02
Speaker 1: throw it?
24:03
Speaker 2: Did you stretch?
24:03
Speaker 1: I don't want you to pull an arm.
24:10
Speaker 3: Okay.
24:11
Speaker 1: Okay. Okay. Nick, how many apart? That's what I said.
24:13
Speaker 1: I said it was gonna break apart. Bet you chose wrong. Oh, ooh. Okay.
24:20
Speaker 1: Here we go. Why don't you stay down there so
24:22
Speaker 1: you can pick up my bread.
24:27
Speaker 4: You guys ready?
24:28
Speaker 1: Who's singing right now?
24:29
Speaker 4: Bailey.
24:30
Speaker 1: Bailey. Nice. Good choice. Ready? I win! Baguette. That was right.
24:34
Speaker 4: All right. You know, it's more sort.
24:40
Speaker 1: Of like a football, you know? Yeah, Joe, what do
24:43
Speaker 1: you think about how that bread went down? Well, this
24:45
Speaker 1: reminds me of when you were on that show, Minute
24:49
Speaker 1: to Win It.
24:49
Speaker 3: Not surprised. Kevin can do weird stuff really well. What's
24:53
Speaker 3: the weirdest thing you do well?
24:56
Speaker 1: I don't know. Like, come on. There's going to be
24:58
Speaker 1: one top of your head. I can juggle. That's not
25:03
Speaker 1: that weird. That's pretty cool. I'm building a Roblox game.
25:06
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's pretty weird. And you do it
25:08
Speaker 1: very well. Physical thing. Like a physical. Oh, I'm triple
25:13
Speaker 1: jointed in my thumbs. That's it. Say that you're triple jointed.
25:16
Speaker 1: I'm triple jointed in my thumbs.
25:19
Speaker 2: Wake up, Daddy Sean.
25:20
Speaker 1: Let's see it. Okay. So, pops out. Don't say it
25:25
Speaker 1: pops out. It circles around. Why? I don't know.
25:29
Speaker 3: I was sitting in church while Dad was on stage
25:32
Speaker 3: one day, and I just went like this. You can
25:34
Speaker 3: watch the joint.
25:35
Speaker 1: Ready? I don't need to watch that joint. Can I
25:37
Speaker 1: do my weird talent now? Yeah, please, please. See my
25:40
Speaker 1: middle finger there? Uh-huh. I can pop it out of
25:42
Speaker 1: its socket and back. But you can hear it on
25:45
Speaker 1: the camera. Oh, I heard it. You have a rollie.
25:52
Speaker 1: I forget that I can do that. That's cool. Do
25:54
Speaker 1: you want to hear something crazy? Oh. Is that your knee? Okay.
26:00
Speaker 1: I think this just might be old age, guys. I
26:02
Speaker 1: don't know. That's called an osteochondroma. Ready? Check this out. Really? Yeah.
26:08
Speaker 1: It's the tendon rolling over my joint. I got another one. Ready?
26:11
Speaker 1: It's going to my chest. Keep your pants on. Hold on.
26:14
Speaker 1: Pop your sternum? Pop my sternum. This episode is going
26:21
Speaker 1: to crush in geriatric communities. It's ASMR with the Jonas Brothers.
26:26
Speaker 1: People are going to do doctor podcasts. And that's why
26:29
Speaker 1: you should be careful of the amount of performances you
26:31
Speaker 1: do a year. Okay. That was fun, guys.
26:36
Speaker 4: Well, now that I know that baguettes go farther, we
26:39
Speaker 4: should probably go to stage.
26:40
Speaker 1: Yes. Also, I can balance about anything. Except your checkbook.
26:45
Speaker 1: I was waiting for it. I was thinking of one. Somewhere. Facts.
26:50
Speaker 1: I'll let you have that one. But I literally can't.
26:52
Speaker 1: You point at it, I'll balance it. Show me. Point
26:55
Speaker 1: at it.
26:55
Speaker 2: Book.
26:56
Speaker 1: Books are a bit odd. You said point at it.
26:58
Speaker 1: I do it. Top book. Yeah, you got it. It's
27:02
Speaker 1: not that hard. When it opens, it's hard. All right,
27:06
Speaker 1: we got to go. Thanks for watching. Bye-bye.
27:08
Speaker 4: Bye-bye.