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Scott looks like Tiffany's Dad · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_00: We were just talking about how uh Sephora and and I I could see Alta doing this down the road, uh, but there's two two funny observations about both these stores.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh it's like walking into a spaceship, uh a spaceship of makeup for the ladies.
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  SPEAKER_00: And it smells so good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it does.
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  SPEAKER_00: And uh but specifically Alta, that that place walking in there, you're like, I just beamed in.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, it is definitely futuristic vibe, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, beam me up to Beauty Planet.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, that's good.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh and then uh, you know, when I go into Sephora, because now they're doing quiet hours, and it's kind of funny.
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  SPEAKER_00: I try to be quiet because I know I'm walking into an area that I know nothing about, and I have to go immediately to a counter to get assistance because I'm like, I need to get my hands on this perfume.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then I'll show the picture, like every guy, and I'll be like, this one right here.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sounds real quiet.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then then all of a sudden the girls are like, Well, we have three different sizes.
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  SPEAKER_00: This one for$69.99, this one for$89.99, or you can buy the VAT 15 gallons for uh$599.
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  SPEAKER_00: $198.97, and that's a deal, sir, because you get a five-gallon vat of the Dolce and Caboners.
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  SPEAKER_01: You really had better love that smell.
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  SPEAKER_00: And then all of a sudden I'm sitting there going, okay, I'll take the big one.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Is that you being quiet?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So not working.
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  SPEAKER_00: But I have to tell you a rather funny story.
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  SPEAKER_00: I dreaded telling telling you this story because I know it's gonna open the door for endless torture.
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  SPEAKER_00: I can't wait.
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  SPEAKER_00: I know.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, that's all right, because I got something afterwards that I can torture you with.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: So we were out in Hornell, as you know, for 4th of July.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Went over to the uh magnificent Park of Hornell over there, whatever it is.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, not the really nice new one, whatever this dust ball was that uh uh that's got a merry-go-round that's rusted that somebody's gonna have to get a tetanus shot afterwards.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they had some vendors set up.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, shocking.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I know, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Now I already had expectations that were pretty low.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was vendors in Hornell.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, come on, you know.
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  SPEAKER_00: So uh anyway, we're walking around, and this one lady, uh very nice lady actually, was selling things of no interest to me.
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  SPEAKER_01: But uh, you know, most of those that have no interest of whether it's like, you know, corning or hornell.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Tiffany is uh, you know, checking it all.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I start doing the guy driftaway.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you know what the guy driftaway is?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you just start to like look at other tables.
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  SPEAKER_01: Summer yourself over there, you know?
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  SPEAKER_00: You're not by the bench, you're not aggressively walking away, but you're trying to give the impression of moving on, sister.
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  SPEAKER_00: This is all garbage.
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  SPEAKER_00: Don't care.
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  SPEAKER_00: So at any rate, uh You don't care, I do.
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  SPEAKER_00: The statement gets made uh to Tiffany, it goes, Well, you better tell dad to come back.
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  SPEAKER_00: It looks like you're getting ready to spend some of his money.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: I was apparently her dad at the vendor fair.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they wanted I wasn't even thinking about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's what it was.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, it wasn't dad in general.
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  SPEAKER_00: It was you better get your dad's wallet before he walks away.
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  SPEAKER_00: She is not that huge of an age difference from me, mind you.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's about 10 years.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh, 12, 13.
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  SPEAKER_00: Less than that.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, stop it.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's like 10.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, it's more than 10.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you're right, 13.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh, but uh So I wasn't wrong.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like Dad's wallet.
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  SPEAKER_00: You better get dad's wallet.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh.
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  SPEAKER_01: That is so funny.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because at first I went to a space where my grandparents would call each other mom and dad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that's what I was thinking at first.
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  SPEAKER_01: But then once you said it, oh no, the that sealed the deal.
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  SPEAKER_00: You'll not get any of my money.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's why I always feel weird whenever I meet people at certain events.
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  SPEAKER_01: Instead of saying, Is this your significant other?
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  SPEAKER_01: Is this your parent?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because I feel like I will get myself stuck in one of those situations where I'm gonna be grossly embarrassed.
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, and then I'm starting to think about it.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm looking at I'm literally gross.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm literally I'm thinking of my surroundings because her mom was there, Joanne, who's 16 years old.
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  SPEAKER_01: She should have been like, yeah, my sugar daddy.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: My uh, my my you know, her.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I'm like thinking, does this vendor think that I'm with her mother and this is our gaggle of kids?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've never seen Joanne.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, she's held up well, she looks good.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, but probably probably looks younger than you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Innocent.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, at this point, that's pretty much the way it is, you know.
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  SPEAKER_01: But so the the kids were there?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, my kids weren't.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, then guess she definitely thought that you were the dad.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yep.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: I told you this was gonna open the door for you to just have a great time with this.
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  SPEAKER_01: You had mentioned something about kids a second ago, though.
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  SPEAKER_01: So then I was like, well, a lot of people will just use the dad reference.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, as in like go get your dad's wallet before he walks too far away.
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  SPEAKER_01: Wait, I also want to say one other thing about that though.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, ew, I have my own money.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because this happened to us just the other day.
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  SPEAKER_01: I was with Zach somewhere and she was like, she had referenced, oh, oh, your husband's money.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I was like, Bash.
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  SPEAKER_01: I got my own.
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  SPEAKER_01: I got I got my I I make more money than him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh