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- 3:18Speaker 1: Already, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
- 3:21Speaker 1: Today it is December fourth, We are here live from
- 3:28Speaker 1: h Q three. Welcome. It was a big day, huge, huge,
- 3:35Speaker 1: big day for multiple reasons.
- 3:37Speaker 2: We got Sass in a new sweater. I love it.
- 3:40Speaker 2: I love that mahogany. What would you call that maroon?
- 3:43Speaker 1: I guess pure maroon.
- 3:45Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a maroon, almost almost ordering on a purple.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Just I think that's like center of the palette maroon.
- 3:53Speaker 1: H m hmm. I could see it being mistaken for
- 3:56Speaker 1: mahan mahogany may is.
- 3:58Speaker 2: In mahoganyish wood.
- 4:01Speaker 10: I could see it being mistaken for misogyny, but it's not.
- 4:05Speaker 10: It's actually maroon. It's a beautiful hue. Did you just
- 4:10Speaker 10: get it in or it's like.
- 4:13Speaker 1: Chardonnay almost?
- 4:14Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 4:15Speaker 1: Yeah, undertones for sure.
- 4:18Speaker 2: There's a bunch of fishing emojis that are sewn in
- 4:22Speaker 2: to the front breast, very similar to the green one,
- 4:27Speaker 2: same sort of knit.
- 4:28Speaker 1: It's the same sweater. I think. No, this is a
- 4:31Speaker 1: knockoff of the original. It wanted to be the original.
- 4:34Speaker 1: Doesn't it feel like that? It feels like it's also
- 4:37Speaker 1: very It's way smaller than the I just stretch it
- 4:39Speaker 1: out for like thirty minutes this morning.
- 4:41Speaker 2: Yeah, you're stretching your clothes. Yeah, how do you do that?
- 4:45Speaker 2: Just pull them with your hands.
- 4:47Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how they used to stretch them out.
- 4:51Speaker 2: Well, wearing it, I could understand.
- 4:53Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like it was pretty like it was
- 4:56Speaker 1: pretty small. Year right now, look at them. He was
- 5:02Speaker 1: spinning it between his knuckles and then throwing it up
- 5:05Speaker 1: in the air sweatcher, really stretching pretty much exactly that
- 5:10Speaker 1: as much as possible.
- 5:11Speaker 10: Well, sometimes you have to do that, but it looks
- 5:12Speaker 10: like it was already a good size because when you
- 5:14Speaker 10: usually stretch clothing, it shrinks back down.
- 5:17Speaker 1: No, not this, So that's permi stretch.
- 5:19Speaker 2: Now I am zeroing in on a potential trip to
- 5:25Speaker 2: Japan over New Year's potentially. Really I'm trying to get
- 5:30Speaker 2: over there. We're using a amazing combination of miles which
- 5:35Speaker 2: I will use on a premium economy ticket, and then
- 5:38Speaker 2: I will use Global Upgrade certificates there and back to
- 5:43Speaker 2: get myself into a Delta one lie flat bed for
- 5:47Speaker 2: the price of only the miles of a premium economy seat.
- 5:50Speaker 1: Do the do the does the global does the Global
- 5:55Speaker 1: upgrade thing work? No matter what, like what if they
- 5:58Speaker 1: just don't have a seat.
- 5:59Speaker 2: It is very true, and they are very onto me.
- 6:01Speaker 2: They do not release that option often. In fact, in
- 6:05Speaker 2: all likelihood, I will have to fly through Seattle, I'll
- 6:08Speaker 2: have to go west. But as an overall timing perspective,
- 6:12Speaker 2: but it's actually not that much more because I'm going
- 6:13Speaker 2: to fly from Portland, Maine to Detroit, Detroit to Seattle,
- 6:17Speaker 2: Seattle to Tokyo.
- 6:20Speaker 1: But if I were crazy that there's a direct flight
- 6:22Speaker 1: from from Seattle to Tokyo. But there's not a direct flight
- 6:25Speaker 1: from Maine to Seattle. Mainz Tani though, yeah, it main
- 6:31Speaker 1: Mainz really regional.
- 6:32Speaker 2: There is a direct flight from Detroit to Tokyo which
- 6:36Speaker 2: goes over the Pole.
- 6:37Speaker 1: I see wave down to Santa and I came back
- 6:40Speaker 1: through through Minneapolis.
- 6:42Speaker 2: That's another way to do it. That gets you to LaGuardia,
- 6:45Speaker 2: which is kind of nice. But unfortunately that is the
- 6:49Speaker 2: flight that they're very onto you about with Delta, and
- 6:52Speaker 2: they do not release many options to upgrade with global
- 6:56Speaker 2: upgrade certificates. And I only have until January thirty first
- 7:00Speaker 2: for my global upgrades certificates from this past year expire.
- 7:04Speaker 1: I have you have to hit the hot line. You
- 7:05Speaker 1: have to.
- 7:06Speaker 2: I have called them, I have spoken to them. It
- 7:08Speaker 2: is frustrating.
- 7:09Speaker 1: Well, the way time was probably sublime. Well, I there's
- 7:13Speaker 1: at all as a diamond medallion.
- 7:14Speaker 2: The issue is that they have to check each fucking
- 7:18Speaker 2: option individually. They have to run it individually. So if
- 7:21Speaker 2: I say, okay, let's try December twenty sixth until January fourth,
- 7:25Speaker 2: they have to run that. There's no low fare calendar
- 7:29Speaker 2: that you might see on the website. And as you're
- 7:32Speaker 2: searching for yourself.
- 7:33Speaker 1: Let's just say, if your back is erecked on your
- 7:35Speaker 1: trip to Japan, you might as well stay home.
- 7:38Speaker 2: I'm not going. I'm actually not going to go.
- 7:40Speaker 10: If you don't have lumbar support as you fly to Hanada,
- 7:44Speaker 10: I'm pretty sure that you should be fucking parking your
- 7:46Speaker 10: ass on the couch and maybe like working a soup
- 7:48Speaker 10: kitchen for Halloween or whatever holidays.
- 7:50Speaker 2: It's going to be like that movie Unbroken, that that
- 7:53Speaker 2: book Unbroken, phenomenal movie where you know they torture the
- 7:57Speaker 2: guy in the internment camp.
- 7:58Speaker 1: The oh you thinking of like the Louis Zamparini movie.
- 8:03Speaker 1: I was thinking I was thinking of a sequel to Split
- 8:06Speaker 1: and Doctor Glass.
- 8:09Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I know what you're talking about.
- 8:11Speaker 1: The Bruce Willis movie. The Bruce Willis movie where he
- 8:14Speaker 1: finds that he is super strong.
- 8:15Speaker 2: The problem I'm running into is that hotels in Tokyo
- 8:19Speaker 2: in this period between Christmas and New Year's are extremely expensive.
- 8:22Speaker 2: And I'm honestly looking at I'm looking at the Grand
- 8:25Speaker 2: Hyatt in Tokyo, which I think is a nice hotel,
- 8:29Speaker 2: but it's not that crazy Francis.
- 8:31Speaker 1: I'm going to put you in contact with my concierge
- 8:33Speaker 1: from the Amaan. He's going to get you. He's going
- 8:35Speaker 1: to get you, right.
- 8:36Speaker 2: I think that might be out of the question. That's
- 8:38Speaker 2: just too big of us. That's too big of a reason.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Why don't you say to Citizen M. A Citizen M
- 8:44Speaker 1: in Japan does not.
- 8:46Speaker 2: Fall under the Fine Hotels and Resorts collection that you
- 8:49Speaker 2: find at the American Express Platinum card, for which you
- 8:52Speaker 2: get a free breakfast every morning, as long as well
- 8:55Speaker 2: as a one hundred dollars hotel credit which you can
- 8:57Speaker 2: use towards either the restaurant or the spa if they
- 8:59Speaker 2: have one. They definitely don't have one at the hotel collection.
- 9:02Speaker 10: The hotel Japan is probably like sleeping in the lockers
- 9:06Speaker 10: at a train station. Yeah, it's probably like That's what
- 9:09Speaker 10: coin locker Babies was about I was really.
- 9:11Speaker 1: Out on Citizen M and I'm kind of back in
- 9:13Speaker 1: on it. It's not like all of your shit. It's
- 9:17Speaker 1: just like within arms reach at all times.
- 9:19Speaker 2: Right in Japan, and it's kind of what they that's what.
- 9:22Speaker 1: They're known for, the Japanese hotel pull out beds. Yes, yeah,
- 9:28Speaker 1: Europe as well, not just Japan. Is that so europe
- 9:31Speaker 1: hotels are very small European hotel but they have like sconces,
- 9:35Speaker 1: they have like classic architecture. That's true the Citizen M.
- 9:39Speaker 1: The Japanese micro hotels, they probably have some insane shit.
- 9:43Speaker 1: They probably have like hovering hotels where you sleep in
- 9:46Speaker 1: poles or something like that.
- 9:48Speaker 2: I know. I'm just troubled because again some of the
- 9:51Speaker 2: most of these hotels are not part of the Fine Hotels,
- 9:52Speaker 2: the F and H collection, for which you get complimentary
- 9:56Speaker 2: four pm checkout if you request it and it's available,
- 9:59Speaker 2: and early check in, as well as complimentary upgrades.
- 10:02Speaker 1: Brot, late checkout is never available.
- 10:05Speaker 2: Bro, I've checked out at four pm?
- 10:08Speaker 1: I have too. Oh, then is it never available? I
- 10:11Speaker 1: mean you've done it first of all the time that
- 10:13Speaker 1: I did it, I didn't even request late checkout. I
- 10:15Speaker 1: was just like I'm not leaving.
- 10:16Speaker 2: You can do that.
- 10:16Speaker 1: Yeah. But the one time I did request it was
- 10:19Speaker 1: when we were in Saint Louis together and I had
- 10:23Speaker 1: to go to LA from Saint Louis to go film
- 10:26Speaker 1: something with Rome. But my flight wasn't until like five pm. Yeah,
- 10:29Speaker 1: and I was like, I called the front desk and
- 10:31Speaker 1: I was like, can I get late checkout? And they
- 10:33Speaker 1: were like, checkout was two hours ago. Get the fuck out.
- 10:40Speaker 10: There's just a big maid cracking her knuckles outside your
- 10:45Speaker 10: fucking room waiting to beat your ass.
- 10:46Speaker 2: So that's another hack, by the way, is that you
- 10:48Speaker 2: can speak to the maid, or you can use your
- 10:50Speaker 2: Google Translate app to speak to the maid. Yeah, and
- 10:53Speaker 2: you can tell her listen, I need another hour and
- 10:56Speaker 2: here's here's twenty bucks, which is definitely more than the
- 11:00Speaker 2: hourly rate that they make.
- 11:02Speaker 11: Yeah.
- 11:02Speaker 1: Oh that's life change. I don't even think you have
- 11:04Speaker 1: to do that. Then you can literally just be like, hey,
- 11:06Speaker 1: I'm not ready.
- 11:06Speaker 2: And they wait and they wait. I like to pay
- 11:08Speaker 2: them because I'm their plight.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Yeah, I just locked the door.
- 11:13Speaker 2: They bring that straight to uh, they bring that straight
- 11:16Speaker 2: to a dive store to buy snorkeling equipment. So that
- 11:18Speaker 2: their relatives can pass the Rio Grande and.
- 11:21Speaker 1: They can fish for something nice.
- 11:23Speaker 10: It's nice going up to a like a maid in
- 11:27Speaker 10: a hotel and being like how much to quit your
- 11:29Speaker 10: job right now?
- 11:29Speaker 1: Yeah? You see people do.
- 11:33Speaker 10: That at like McDonald's and like drive throughs and stuff
- 11:36Speaker 10: like that.
- 11:36Speaker 1: It's so funny that one dude who does it, and
- 11:38Speaker 1: he goes up and it's the same guy every time,
- 11:40Speaker 1: and he doesn't give him any money. Yeah, that guy. Yeah,
- 11:45Speaker 1: it's so funny because he gave like the you know,
- 11:47Speaker 1: maybe I'm thinking of it. You know how I get
- 11:49Speaker 1: like a drive through there's like two doors or two windows.
- 11:52Speaker 1: It's like you'll pay it one and then you'll get
- 11:54Speaker 1: your fee with the other. He like gave the I
- 11:56Speaker 1: think he gave like the first person or maybe so
- 11:58Speaker 1: two people were at the window, and he gave the
- 12:00Speaker 1: first person like two hundred bucks and then just some
- 12:03Speaker 1: other dude like pokes his head out the window and
- 12:05Speaker 1: he's like, what's up, man, and and they just sit
- 12:11Speaker 1: there and he's like clearly trying to get money, and
- 12:13Speaker 1: he keeps going back to the same Wendy's and doing
- 12:15Speaker 1: the exact same thing, and the guy just keeps sticking
- 12:17Speaker 1: his head out and being like long day.
- 12:23Speaker 10: I don't know where that trend came from, because those
- 12:25Speaker 10: people definitely just go back inside and get their job
- 12:28Speaker 10: back out they get whatever it is.
- 12:31Speaker 1: Yeah, crazy trend. Uh. You have to go to u
- 12:34Speaker 1: Kai Toyoma if you want a life changing meal. It's like,
- 12:38Speaker 1: got forty five minutes outside of Tokyo proper. Oh shkama,
- 12:43Speaker 1: how'd you?
- 12:43Speaker 2: What?
- 12:43Speaker 1: What?
- 12:44Speaker 2: How did you find this place?
- 12:45Speaker 6: On?
- 12:45Speaker 2: What made you decide to go out out that far?
- 12:48Speaker 1: Just because it's it's a transcendent meal? Oh? Okay, I
- 12:51Speaker 1: hit the fat travel reddit. Nice nice that reddit?
- 12:55Speaker 2: No, but travel sounds really good?
- 12:58Speaker 1: Or katsu yea it show it was so I think
- 13:06Speaker 1: that you got to try it. Okay, text that to me.
- 13:14Speaker 1: And then we also went to and with the coyote
- 13:18Speaker 1: and cauca on sand uh and you could try to
- 13:22Speaker 1: read that the name of the town, it's right underneath it.
- 13:25Speaker 2: This one here, yeah.
- 13:27Speaker 1: Yeah, man coin send.
- 13:31Speaker 2: Chi.
- 13:31Speaker 1: That's one word. Yeah wow, let me get it one word?
- 13:35Speaker 1: Hit you ready for it? Oh god, oh boy, oh god.
- 13:42Speaker 1: That actually didn't even spill that much. Which one was it?
- 13:45Speaker 1: That long ass word? Oh ship, that's the name of
- 13:48Speaker 1: a town. Yeah, I'm on CA with a little more chest. Yeah, okay,
- 13:56Speaker 1: a little less chest split the difference. It didn't. It
- 14:02Speaker 1: could not have ended with chachi. It does Machi machichi Yeah,
- 14:07Speaker 1: chachi Bro, the same freaking Mexico. Well, it's nice because
- 14:10Speaker 1: Japanese you kind of can just like it sounds like
- 14:12Speaker 1: you can kind of just hover through the middle of
- 14:13Speaker 1: the words and to get the beginnings and the end.
- 14:16Speaker 1: There's no like secret pronunciations in Japan. You just say
- 14:18Speaker 1: it as it's fucking written silent letters. I got the
- 14:23Speaker 1: fucking recommendations bro for you please.
- 14:25Speaker 2: I want to definitely see those and we'll have a
- 14:27Speaker 2: more longer debrief.
- 14:30Speaker 1: Also some some useful phrases. Yeah they need that gud
- 14:34Speaker 1: chaday shut. Do you need for the delicious meal? Thank
- 14:41Speaker 1: you for the delicious meal?
- 14:42Speaker 12: Oh?
- 14:44Speaker 1: Sumu muse one none? Good dayska, What would you recommend? Oh? Okay,
- 14:51Speaker 1: So I was using the guy like they really respected
- 14:54Speaker 1: it out there. It was fucking sick.
- 14:56Speaker 2: Cool.
- 14:58Speaker 10: I'm excited for your trip. I'll I'll have some news
- 15:01Speaker 10: I'm excited about. I'm I'm having twins. Yes, yes, yes, personally.
- 15:08Speaker 1: Well you also posted on Instagram.
- 15:10Speaker 10: Yes, but I told you guys personally first, and then
- 15:12Speaker 10: I posted on Instagram.
- 15:13Speaker 1: I was like, lips sealed. I was like, no one,
- 15:16Speaker 1: no one knows that. I woke up this morning and
- 15:18Speaker 1: it's fucking live on ig. Do you think that?
- 15:22Speaker 2: Do you think that the if the square footage for
- 15:24Speaker 2: the Grand Hight is listed in meters, that four hundred
- 15:28Speaker 2: meters is enough?
- 15:30Speaker 1: Oh that's probably pretty good.
- 15:31Speaker 2: That seems pretty big.
- 15:32Speaker 1: No, but yeah, my wife was super excited about it,
- 15:36Speaker 1: and we were like just happy to be able to
- 15:39Speaker 1: finally post. How long have you known? I mean, it's
- 15:41Speaker 1: I guess you would know first. Yeah, I was like
- 15:46Speaker 1: halfway through the.
- 15:47Speaker 2: It's an extra two thousand yen for a view of
- 15:50Speaker 2: Mount Fuji per night. But they say that the yen
- 15:54Speaker 2: is really weak.
- 15:55Speaker 1: Right now, that sounds sick. I'm sorry, what were you saying?
- 15:58Speaker 10: No, but no, she's uh, she is probably like eighteen,
- 16:02Speaker 10: So like I've known since surviving barstools.
- 16:06Speaker 1: Damn. Yeah, yeah, that's a tough secret to keep. Yeah,
- 16:10Speaker 1: it was going all the way to Japan. I'm not
- 16:14Speaker 1: gonna stay in a fucking citizen m I'm not gonna
- 16:18Speaker 1: stay in as small. No, it's exciting for me. And
- 16:22Speaker 1: for my family, and I'm pretty excited about it. It is
- 16:24Speaker 1: very exciting. I just thought that I would tell you
- 16:26Speaker 1: guys first.
- 16:27Speaker 2: We're very thrilled for you. Brother, I'm so happy.
- 16:30Speaker 1: And that's obviously making fun of Sas for when he
- 16:35Speaker 1: heard some.
- 16:36Speaker 2: When I told Roan that I was getting divorced, and Sas.
- 16:40Speaker 1: Was just just couldn't stop talking about.
- 16:43Speaker 11: The whole time.
- 16:46Speaker 1: I didn't even pick that up then when Francis originally,
- 16:51Speaker 1: I mean, I told Sas for the first time two
- 16:54Speaker 1: days ago, and genuinely, the reaction was, oh, that's dope
- 17:00Speaker 1: and unrelated news my boys coming into town.
- 17:03Speaker 13: That is not true at all. That's not true at all.
- 17:08Speaker 13: That's a blatant line. No, it's not closed, No it isn't.
- 17:13Speaker 13: Five minutes later, yes it was.
- 17:17Speaker 1: We were going crazy, what are you talking about? No,
- 17:19Speaker 1: I'm joking, I'm joking. You were you just having such
- 17:22Speaker 1: a very nice message too. On the side, I texted
- 17:25Speaker 1: him after as well, yeah, we decided that the kids
- 17:28Speaker 1: are going to stay with me for the first three months.
- 17:30Speaker 2: Oh oh, little night nurse Sass.
- 17:32Speaker 1: Yes, yes he said that.
- 17:33Speaker 10: No, well, I was randomly just going through the like
- 17:37Speaker 10: applications of night nurses and I cold call one of.
- 17:40Speaker 1: It, one of them, and it was Sass. He's been
- 17:43Speaker 1: mood lighting. He's been moonlighting as a night nurse. You
- 17:47Speaker 1: thought he was doing bits.
- 17:48Speaker 2: It's all yeah, it's all Trinidadian women and his only required.
- 17:53Speaker 2: Most of them are like, I won't do anyone else's laundry,
- 17:56Speaker 2: I won't do the dishes. Sass is like, I just
- 17:58Speaker 2: need inputs for my PlayStation, and I need the children
- 18:02Speaker 2: to have ear muffs so that I can scream as
- 18:03Speaker 2: I play Call of Duty.
- 18:04Speaker 10: But when he's around, he walks the stroller with the
- 18:07Speaker 10: other Trinidadian women and he's like, the.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Child's had chick this week? What am I to do?
- 18:16Speaker 1: He's fucking great at it. So do they sell?
- 18:19Speaker 2: I mean, there's a dumb question, but like, how souped
- 18:22Speaker 2: up of a stroller? Are you gonna have to get
- 18:24Speaker 2: to account for twins? That is a fair question. I
- 18:27Speaker 2: think that we're there's two kinds. You can either go
- 18:29Speaker 2: side to side or stacked up on top of each
- 18:31Speaker 2: other and side to side.
- 18:33Speaker 1: In New York, it's like impossible to get to doorways.
- 18:35Speaker 2: That's tough.
- 18:36Speaker 1: So we're gonna have to just leaning tower, piece of
- 18:38Speaker 1: their asses. You're gonna go double decker. That's the only way,
- 18:41Speaker 1: Like the London bus. That's crazy. Next to like toad cars, yes, exactly,
- 18:46Speaker 1: like in the parking and they're stacked. Yeah, it'll kind
- 18:50Speaker 1: of be stacked jammed into each other. But I don't know.
- 18:52Speaker 10: We're just gonna have to be manned man from the jump.
- 18:55Speaker 10: A lot of people have been asking, and so my
- 18:58Speaker 10: wife does have twins in her found only her grandmom
- 19:01Speaker 10: gave birth to twins. Her cousins are twins. So blessed
- 19:05Speaker 10: to have twins. We were just happy to have anything. Honestly,
- 19:08Speaker 10: I thought it was going to be girls for a
- 19:10Speaker 10: long time because everyone's always like men make men, and I'm.
- 19:14Speaker 1: Like, am I even a man? I was like, uh,
- 19:22Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of tea in the house, what
- 19:23Speaker 1: do you know, like spilling tea? How does your wife
- 19:27Speaker 1: feel about two more dudes being in the in the house, Well,
- 19:30Speaker 1: she comes from sisters, so like, I mean, it's she
- 19:33Speaker 1: It's a vast change of the energy in the house.
- 19:37Speaker 1: It's going to be crazy. I'm I'm so astounded by
- 19:42Speaker 1: this development. I know, dude, I can't It's fucking insane.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Young Harry and young Francis. Yea habit to bring him
- 19:53Speaker 1: into the world. I've been telling everybody that I'm naming
- 19:57Speaker 1: them after them. I'm fucking telling everybody it's the only way.
- 20:04Speaker 2: I mean, right off the bat, you know, your move
- 20:06Speaker 2: to the suburbs is going to necessitate a bigger yard
- 20:09Speaker 2: so that your catch can be in a triangle formation.
- 20:13Speaker 10: Yeah, we're gonna have to do like like outfield relay
- 20:16Speaker 10: catches down my skinny ass hallway.
- 20:18Speaker 2: That you got You do have a picture a catcher
- 20:21Speaker 2: and a batter right off the bat.
- 20:24Speaker 10: Yes, and that's all. That's all me too. That's good
- 20:27Speaker 10: and yeah, it's gonna be fun. It's uh, yeah, I
- 20:29Speaker 10: have no idea what it's going to be like. We're obviously,
- 20:31Speaker 10: I mean, my wife and I have no plans on
- 20:33Speaker 10: leaving New York, so there's no imminent move to the
- 20:35Speaker 10: suburbs or anything like that. But we're fucking I don't know,
- 20:39Speaker 10: we're excited. Happy that I could tell.
- 20:41Speaker 2: You guys, it's so cool man. Uh, it's just it's crazy.
- 20:45Speaker 2: I would say that when you told me, you delivered
- 20:48Speaker 2: it so well too. You told me you were pregnant,
- 20:50Speaker 2: and then there I got very excited, and then you
- 20:54Speaker 2: waited a bit and you said, and there's a there's
- 20:57Speaker 2: a catch, or there's a rub or something, it's twins.
- 21:00Speaker 2: And that gave me this second wave, this aftershock that
- 21:05Speaker 2: I would say changed my excitement and awe another like
- 21:11Speaker 2: fifty percent.
- 21:13Speaker 1: I liked that so much that I told my parents
- 21:16Speaker 1: in the same way, the exact same way. I texted
- 21:19Speaker 1: them and I said Roan's wife is pregnant. And then
- 21:22Speaker 1: they were all like, oh my god. And then I said,
- 21:23Speaker 1: with twins, yeah, a new My sister sent like the
- 21:29Speaker 1: head exploding emoji. Yeah, it's such a fun way to
- 21:32Speaker 1: tell people, so cool, we've honed it so well. After
- 21:35Speaker 1: everybody we tell, we fucking hone it down. And then
- 21:37Speaker 1: you hit them with and it's.
- 21:39Speaker 10: Boys, Yeah, yeah.
- 21:42Speaker 11: We're going to be rich.
- 21:43Speaker 2: We're got to be well.
- 21:45Speaker 1: When he said that to me, that was I said,
- 21:48Speaker 1: you know, they haven't decided yet exactly eighteen years. Yeah,
- 21:53Speaker 1: I'll find out there.
- 21:55Speaker 2: Definitely put a little layer of yeah, you know, displeasure
- 21:59Speaker 2: over the whole announcement for me, because that felt very
- 22:02Speaker 2: attack reductive and antiquated and not with the times. I mean,
- 22:06Speaker 2: if I learned anything from Emily Radajowski. It's that you
- 22:12Speaker 2: don't tell a child what its gender is, Yeah, until
- 22:14Speaker 2: two weeks later, at which point you completely reverse course,
- 22:18Speaker 2: go back.
- 22:18Speaker 1: But I'm really hoping for you think we're gonna get
- 22:20Speaker 1: You think they're gonna be athletic. God, no, now, because
- 22:24Speaker 1: I was hoping for like a couple of little Christian
- 22:25Speaker 1: McCaffrey's running around. I mean, I'm gonna have them in
- 22:27Speaker 1: the ladder.
- 22:28Speaker 10: I'm doing the ladder drills early, but they're probably gonna
- 22:31Speaker 10: be I think you.
- 22:31Speaker 1: Gotta go full. I'm gonna train free family, raising him
- 22:36Speaker 1: on the hills. I think Christian McCaffrey like didn't have
- 22:38Speaker 1: carbs until he was like twenty three. They're not tasting sugar.
- 22:41Speaker 10: There's no doubt in my mind it'd be so funny
- 22:43Speaker 10: to train them like that, and they still just wind
- 22:45Speaker 10: up with body types like mine, like drilling them to
- 22:49Speaker 10: be great athletes, and they get cut from JV.
- 22:54Speaker 1: We worked every day of our life for this. We
- 22:56Speaker 1: have no other purpose.
- 22:58Speaker 10: It's gonna be fun as Oh, I'm I'm sure it's
- 23:01Speaker 10: some kind of karma that I deserve, and there will
- 23:03Speaker 10: be some kind of chaos around.
- 23:05Speaker 2: No, No, come on No.
- 23:06Speaker 1: When Clem I mean no, no, it's just the chaos
- 23:09Speaker 1: of having crazy kids. Like when Clem find found out,
- 23:11Speaker 1: he was like.
- 23:12Speaker 10: Of course, like the low key of barstools, like gets
- 23:15Speaker 10: too like chaotic twin boys, like it's it'll.
- 23:17Speaker 1: Be funny, it'll be very funny. Did Clem have twins? God? No,
- 23:22Speaker 1: half a man. I'm joking. He's the fucking man. He
- 23:26Speaker 1: was so nice about it and just gave me so
- 23:28Speaker 1: many father Lee tips. It connects you to the people
- 23:30Speaker 1: in different ways. You'll find out someday so on. Well
- 23:35Speaker 1: it's exciting, but yeah, I just went.
- 23:37Speaker 10: But it's also like we've been kind of building up
- 23:40Speaker 10: the food pyramid to our biggest news of the day,
- 23:42Speaker 10: and the biggest news of the day is sitting here.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Wow, there's a lot of dud. There's so many things
- 23:49Speaker 1: to talk about.
- 23:50Speaker 11: I know.
- 23:50Speaker 1: I watched Surviving Barstool. How good was that?
- 23:54Speaker 2: I was?
- 23:55Speaker 1: I started it this morning. I still have half the
- 23:56Speaker 1: episode left. But it's great, dude, I was. It was
- 23:59Speaker 1: kind of fun. It's kind of similar to how I
- 24:01Speaker 1: felt when we did the Out of Order tour and
- 24:04Speaker 1: we like we'd show the sketches and fights brought it
- 24:07Speaker 1: up towards the end, he was like, I can tell
- 24:10Speaker 1: that I never He was like, I can tell that
- 24:12Speaker 1: you as in me, never watched the sketches because I
- 24:15Speaker 1: was watching them and like howling laughing because I'd never
- 24:17Speaker 1: seen them before. So there is a payoff to like
- 24:20Speaker 1: not following any of the Barstool ship. Yeah, and then
- 24:23Speaker 1: like I'm watching the Surviving Barstool thing, I'm like, oh
- 24:25Speaker 1: my god, Mincy's No, I didn't know Mincey was good.
- 24:33Speaker 1: I'm reacting like I didn't. I don't know anything about it.
- 24:35Speaker 1: So I'm watching it. I'm like, I'm like, this is great.
- 24:39Speaker 1: A big cat.
- 24:42Speaker 2: Christian Zach.
- 24:46Speaker 1: Yeah, So I enjoyed it a lot. Very Foster played
- 24:48Speaker 1: in the NFL. Actually, I was watching it on the
- 24:51Speaker 1: way here and then I stopped to watch Arian Foster highlights.
- 24:55Speaker 1: It's probably pulled up on my YouTube still, just to
- 24:57Speaker 1: remind yourself. His highlight tape is sick. Yeah it is.
- 25:03Speaker 10: But yeah, I mean, I don't want to spoil the
- 25:06Speaker 10: second half of the episode for you, but Francis fucking shines.
- 25:10Speaker 1: Well, it seemed like he was shining in the beginning
- 25:12Speaker 1: of like in the beginning of the challenge.
- 25:15Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I had the right strategy, which was
- 25:18Speaker 2: that I knew immediately we needed to start the base
- 25:21Speaker 2: of how far along are you?
- 25:23Speaker 1: I just finished the first challenge?
- 25:25Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so I knew immediately we needed to put
- 25:27Speaker 2: the head the fatter sticks at the base and then
- 25:30Speaker 2: winnow it out, which is something that the Big Cats
- 25:34Speaker 2: team never figured out.
- 25:35Speaker 1: It just kept snapping in half.
- 25:37Speaker 2: Was that your team? You were the one that won?
- 25:40Speaker 1: Yeah, his team won, Okay, got it won that challenge
- 25:43Speaker 1: and then we went for the far ring first, and
- 25:45Speaker 1: that allowed us to catch up.
- 25:47Speaker 2: But we got fucked. We truly got fun because we
- 25:50Speaker 2: we from the moment we got in there, the thing
- 25:54Speaker 2: was broken, I think, yeah, And so it took us
- 25:56Speaker 2: like a long time for them to believe, yeah, that
- 26:01Speaker 2: it was broken, and then they stopped and saw it,
- 26:03Speaker 2: at which point they were.
- 26:08Speaker 10: Barstool, just like fuck up moment and uh, just small
- 26:13Speaker 10: things going wrong and everybody losing their ship.
- 26:15Speaker 1: That's a hallmark to this show. It's crazy. Gilly is
- 26:20Speaker 1: so funny. So we were just saying that before you
- 26:22Speaker 1: got in. He's a maid and that's all he was
- 26:24Speaker 1: on that level at all times. There was that wasn't
- 26:27Speaker 1: like he turned to the camera and would say that ship.
- 26:30Speaker 1: He just was fried out of his fucking mind, dude,
- 26:33Speaker 1: Stone like in our little bedroom, in our little bedroom
- 26:38Speaker 1: that seven people had to sleep and he was just
- 26:40Speaker 1: rolling up backwoods dude. And that's why when we smoke
- 26:45Speaker 1: a cigar in the office, I'm like, dude, you're lucky
- 26:48Speaker 1: that it's not a fucking chain smoked backwood of Gilly
- 26:53Speaker 1: Wonka fucking cush dude, that he's not doing cushups, like
- 26:57Speaker 1: it's a sound so funny. Is cracking up in the background. Also, dude,
- 27:03Speaker 1: Gilly's saying that when you guys did the cages thing,
- 27:05Speaker 1: and he's like, wallow, He's like my cousin.
- 27:07Speaker 4: Uh.
- 27:08Speaker 1: He's like he's like he actually got out of prison
- 27:10Speaker 1: and now I feel like you guys kind of just
- 27:12Speaker 1: putting him back in. And he's like, so if he
- 27:14Speaker 1: starts like screaming random, She's like.
- 27:15Speaker 2: Get off of me. What did he say?
- 27:20Speaker 1: He's like, so like Marcy or something, and the fuck
- 27:25Speaker 1: off of me, Marcy.
- 27:27Speaker 10: And he was saying that ship off camera. We'd be like, dude,
- 27:29Speaker 10: say this again. Once we get out there. It would
- 27:31Speaker 10: be so funny because he just is that naturally funny
- 27:34Speaker 10: when he told Robbie Fox, He's like, you look thick, Robbie.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it does suck as like a comedian, like
- 27:43Speaker 1: you're just like, I'm as much as many jokes as
- 27:46Speaker 1: I write, I'm never gonna be as funny as just
- 27:48Speaker 1: like a black dude d he like shoots fifty shots. Again,
- 27:53Speaker 1: he was just always shooting.
- 27:55Speaker 10: And like he and he has like a ninety five
- 27:58Speaker 10: percent hit. He's just is always shooting and it's always
- 28:01Speaker 10: something funny.
- 28:01Speaker 1: It's crazy. Yeah, his energy is so funny and so
- 28:05Speaker 1: fun Yeah, that's great. So check that out if you
- 28:07Speaker 1: haven't watched it yet. How came out.
- 28:10Speaker 10: There's episodes coming out Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday of the next
- 28:13Speaker 10: three weeks, there's a little bit of a break and
- 28:15Speaker 10: then Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday for in the beginning of January.
- 28:19Speaker 1: Which there's another episode tonight. There's another episode tonight. There's
- 28:21Speaker 1: another episode tomorrow night. Bro Damn, that's great because I
- 28:25Speaker 1: remember last time they did it it was like week
- 28:27Speaker 1: by week. Hell no, that's nice. Hell no, especially with
- 28:32Speaker 1: no Ball on tonight. It's gonna be fucking You watched
- 28:35Speaker 1: that game last night or two nights ago. What's Wednesday,
- 28:38Speaker 1: Monday Wednesday, Browns. Yeah, Browns game. I didn't watch it
- 28:41Speaker 1: good game.
- 28:42Speaker 2: I mean I watched Jamis throw five touchdowns and three interceptions.
- 28:48Speaker 1: I have Browns to cover whatever the fun was, and
- 28:51Speaker 1: then they gave up that interception late. Yeah, but I
- 28:53Speaker 1: also have fucking chub anytime Jamante Smiths anytime in the over.
- 28:59Speaker 1: So like, I didn't barlay it. But imagine if you
- 29:02Speaker 1: took over seventy, you'd be a rich man. You'd be
- 29:06Speaker 1: a very rich girl.
- 29:07Speaker 10: But yeah, surviving barstool is fucking uh, It's gonna be
- 29:11Speaker 10: so fun to watch. I was watching it like a fan.
- 29:14Speaker 10: I called Francis. I was like, get home and watch it.
- 29:16Speaker 10: You're the fucking star of the first episode.
- 29:18Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna watch it.
- 29:19Speaker 1: Don't spoil it for me. I haven't finished it yet.
- 29:21Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna watch it, and then you told me that,
- 29:23Speaker 2: and then I couldn't help myself, and I wasn't going
- 29:25Speaker 2: to watch it, not to be like Anti or Superior.
- 29:29Speaker 2: Just I have a hard time watching myself and anything,
- 29:31Speaker 2: so I can't relate.
- 29:33Speaker 1: Like Sassin out of order. No, that's literally what you
- 29:35Speaker 1: just confess to and stuff like that. Yeah, and stuff
- 29:38Speaker 1: like that. I have a hard time watching myself because
- 29:40Speaker 1: I'm like, because you're trying to be funny.
- 29:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I was trying to be funny on
- 29:44Speaker 2: this show too.
- 29:45Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but it landed. I don't know why. That's
- 29:49Speaker 1: actually weird because I feel like I do a hard
- 29:51Speaker 1: time watching myself in sketches, but I don't have a
- 29:53Speaker 1: hard time watching my own stand up and I don't
- 29:55Speaker 1: have a hard time. I guess that's really the only
- 29:57Speaker 1: things that I do. So there was nothing else. What
- 30:02Speaker 1: about this podcast. I don't like watching myself on this podcast,
- 30:05Speaker 1: right if I got to see a clip come up?
- 30:07Speaker 1: But get that out of there too real?
- 30:09Speaker 10: Yeah, well, yeah, it's it's gonna be great. I'm glad you.
- 30:13Speaker 1: I mean, you don't even know who gets eliminated in
- 30:14Speaker 1: the first episode. No, you can't even fuck it up? No,
- 30:18Speaker 1: which you would loose lift bastard? Yeah, should we do
- 30:24Speaker 1: the big reveal? But yeah, this is a SaaS walked
- 30:29Speaker 1: into the room right on time with a fucking huge bag.
- 30:35Speaker 1: But he was carrying the bag by the handle of
- 30:38Speaker 1: something inside. See, So I tried to put it in
- 30:40Speaker 1: the backpack, and then I put the backpack on and
- 30:43Speaker 1: I was like, this backpack is gonna snap. This backpack
- 30:46Speaker 1: is it's the fucking comedy connection. Backpack is things not
- 30:49Speaker 1: built to carry fifty five pounds.
- 30:51Speaker 2: That's something we all knew when you said that was
- 30:53Speaker 2: your plan, and then we just gave up on trying
- 30:57Speaker 2: to counter your and then I.
- 30:58Speaker 1: Was like, put it back in the box. So I
- 31:00Speaker 1: was like, this doesn't work. And then I was like
- 31:01Speaker 1: the only easy way to carry this thing is with
- 31:03Speaker 1: the handle right as it's intended.
- 31:06Speaker 2: To, which you then put it in a bag that
- 31:08Speaker 2: would actually make it harder to hold by. I didn't know.
- 31:10Speaker 1: I just didn't want people to see it. I don't
- 31:12Speaker 1: want people to see it as as I was walking
- 31:14Speaker 1: through my building, so I just put my hand in
- 31:16Speaker 1: why because they probably wanted they'd probably jump you for it.
- 31:19Speaker 1: They probably try and from you on the spot. Yeah,
- 31:21Speaker 1: I mean, this is like walking around with just a
- 31:22Speaker 1: gold brick.
- 31:23Speaker 2: They know if they see that that your packages are
- 31:26Speaker 2: ones worth stealing exactly because of how valuable exactly possessions.
- 31:30Speaker 1: I should knock on my super's door and say missed
- 31:32Speaker 1: one knock with them just rogan through the fucking door
- 31:39Speaker 1: like Miley Cyrus in the wrecking Ball video. It would.
- 31:43Speaker 1: The thing is, though, if someone tried to steal it
- 31:45Speaker 1: from you, it's too heavy for you to brandish as
- 31:48Speaker 1: a weapon, you know what I mean, Like you can
- 31:50Speaker 1: maybe nut tap somebody with that, they're not getting it
- 31:52Speaker 1: to their head to fucking bash them. I get someone
- 31:55Speaker 1: get someone in the knees pretty good, but you'd have
- 31:57Speaker 1: to take their knee out you get one throw and
- 32:00Speaker 1: really hurt their toes. But yeah, it would be in
- 32:02Speaker 1: the top of it, but I think it would move
- 32:04Speaker 1: too slow to even throw it. But if you throw
- 32:06Speaker 1: it at their feet, that might be the only way.
- 32:08Speaker 1: If you throw it through their shins, so if even
- 32:09Speaker 1: if they back up, they're gonna have to dodge ball
- 32:11Speaker 1: out of it. Unleash it.
- 32:13Speaker 10: But stand up and do it, just because we want
- 32:15Speaker 10: to see you holding it. Well, it's don't do it
- 32:18Speaker 10: sitting down.
- 32:19Speaker 1: It's so unceremonial. You got to take the bag off.
- 32:21Speaker 1: That's son bag it.
- 32:27Speaker 2: Put it on the table, on the table.
- 32:38Speaker 1: Wow, and you weren't shaking. Does it only come in
- 32:48Speaker 1: that weight? I thank you, that's so. I know on
- 32:53Speaker 1: it makes other kettlebells, but I think rogan only comes
- 32:56Speaker 1: in that weight. We're gonna have to need to get
- 32:58Speaker 1: the whole, the gamut of every famous face that's wound
- 33:02Speaker 1: up on a kettlebell. I don't think any others have.
- 33:05Speaker 1: I think it's just Rogan. They have no other faced kettlebells.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Why are we not doing this as merchant? I know on?
- 33:11Speaker 1: It makes on. It makes a bunch of they have
- 33:15Speaker 1: like gorilla ones and shit. Forty five pounds for Francis's,
- 33:19Speaker 1: thirty five pounds for mine, twenty five pounds for yours,
- 33:22Speaker 1: fifteen pounds for my twin boars heavy. You think you
- 33:25Speaker 1: could carry it from my apartment to here? Yeah, the
- 33:28Speaker 1: whole way without putting it down.
- 33:29Speaker 2: Once I told you I thought I could, and you
- 33:33Speaker 2: said no.
- 33:34Speaker 1: I think that you would have to switch hands. But
- 33:36Speaker 1: I think you have to switch hands and you have
- 33:37Speaker 1: to engage cores. You'd almost have to clench cheek. It
- 33:40Speaker 1: would be an aggressive You'd be soaked in sweat by
- 33:43Speaker 1: the time you got here.
- 33:44Speaker 2: I have been preparing for that type of a thing
- 33:48Speaker 2: for twenty years.
- 33:51Speaker 1: Yeah, he's already ready for it. If you could just
- 33:53Speaker 1: get a better if there was a better way to
- 33:55Speaker 1: hold it, you could definitely do it. Yeah, If you
- 33:57Speaker 1: could hold it like a baby.
- 33:58Speaker 2: I think he can't even keep up with you because
- 34:00Speaker 2: I suggested that I do this and you said there's
- 34:03Speaker 2: no chance. And then I explained how I was going
- 34:05Speaker 2: to do it, and you said.
- 34:08Speaker 1: Like this easy, easy, brother, making me a little uneasy
- 34:13Speaker 1: carrying it over the concrete like that. Put it on
- 34:16Speaker 1: your chest, for dude, it's like a two mile walk.
- 34:21Speaker 1: I don't know what you think. Shoulder like this. That's
- 34:24Speaker 1: actually not a bad way to carry it.
- 34:26Speaker 2: I think you just switch it up a bunch.
- 34:29Speaker 1: That is nice.
- 34:31Speaker 2: That's nice. But the big key was that I said
- 34:34Speaker 2: I would not be able to put it down at
- 34:36Speaker 2: all on the entire wall.
- 34:37Speaker 1: Am trying to break the table. I like how you
- 34:42Speaker 1: talk about this like it's adamantium, Like it's the heaviest
- 34:47Speaker 1: substance in the world. Like it's not just it is
- 34:49Speaker 1: fifty five pounds. That is heavy, but it's also like
- 34:52Speaker 1: there are heavier kettlebells even oh big time. Yeah, I
- 34:57Speaker 1: would It would be hilarious if we came back in
- 34:59Speaker 1: here on Monday to and it was just through the table.
- 35:01Speaker 1: There's a clean hole.
- 35:03Speaker 2: There's just a hole in pot belly, burrowing deeper and
- 35:07Speaker 2: deeper into the Earth's crust.
- 35:10Speaker 1: Somebody's subway car gets folded up like a v because
- 35:13Speaker 1: it rips through the firmament. So the fucking firmament, bro,
- 35:20Speaker 1: if it goes through the damn firmament.
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- 36:41Speaker 1: Slash boy. So how did you get it here? That
- 36:46Speaker 1: is ubered? And so how is it different from the
- 36:48Speaker 1: uber that you anticipated?
- 36:50Speaker 2: Yeah? How was it different?
- 36:51Speaker 1: Because I had it in the box originally, and I
- 36:54Speaker 1: didn't see how I would be able to get a
- 36:56Speaker 1: way of putting it in one arm and then opening
- 36:58Speaker 1: my door and then closing my door. Like I knew
- 37:02Speaker 1: I could do all that, but it would just take
- 37:04Speaker 1: a couple of minutes, and the uber had already been waiting.
- 37:07Speaker 1: And then when I realized that the easiest way to
- 37:09Speaker 1: carry it is just to carry it by the handle,
- 37:11Speaker 1: then I was like, okay, this is easy.
- 37:12Speaker 2: So all that time it was the box casing that
- 37:16Speaker 2: was causing.
- 37:17Speaker 11: The It was just hard.
- 37:18Speaker 1: I couldn't figure out what the right way to carry it.
- 37:20Speaker 2: Because you were carrying it in the box. Yes, when
- 37:24Speaker 2: you set it down on your ottoman and you went
- 37:26Speaker 2: back for it, causing your uber to be delayed and
- 37:28Speaker 2: showing that you didn't really care about making the uber
- 37:30Speaker 2: weight the time that you said is what disqualified you
- 37:34Speaker 2: from actually taking it in.
- 37:35Speaker 1: Well, that was like probably a quarter of a second.
- 37:38Speaker 2: Shaid you went back for it.
- 37:40Speaker 1: I was like walking out, and then I was like,
- 37:41Speaker 1: I'm going to move that, and then I went back.
- 37:44Speaker 2: At that point, he was still in the box.
- 37:45Speaker 1: Yes, but you put it in the box. I put
- 37:48Speaker 1: it in the box because I took it out of
- 37:50Speaker 1: the box when I went to the apartment. Why did
- 37:52Speaker 1: it come in seven boxes?
- 37:53Speaker 2: Why did you put it in a box to carry it?
- 37:56Speaker 1: Because I didn't want people to see it. We've been
- 37:58Speaker 1: over this, are you?
- 38:01Speaker 2: Are you about this thing about not wanting your neighbors to.
- 38:05Speaker 1: Carrying Joe Rogan's face through the fucking building. No one's
- 38:08Speaker 1: gonna know that Joe Rogan. It looks like Michael Jordan.
- 38:11Speaker 1: It's just like a ball. Guys, what's the issue.
- 38:16Speaker 2: You're worried someone's gonna judge you for being a Joe
- 38:18Speaker 2: Rogan fan.
- 38:19Speaker 1: Dude, I didn't really think about it. I didn't really
- 38:21Speaker 1: think of it that much. This was literally like I
- 38:24Speaker 1: just got home from the airport and I was like,
- 38:26Speaker 1: should I bring it? And then I was like, I'll
- 38:27Speaker 1: bring it on Wednesday.
- 38:28Speaker 10: I'm not even that big of a this is New
- 38:30Speaker 10: York like fuck it type of guy. But this is
- 38:33Speaker 10: New York. There's literally people doing the weirdest ship at
- 38:36Speaker 10: every angle, anytime you're on a street corner, especially in
- 38:39Speaker 10: fucking Manhattan. You just look around in Manhattan and weird
- 38:42Speaker 10: shit is getting carried by weirder people than you.
- 38:45Speaker 1: What do you want? You want me to bring it
- 38:46Speaker 1: home today? I still just I don't understand what the
- 38:50Speaker 1: problem is. It's hundred thousand people watching it on or
- 38:53Speaker 1: seeing it like or hearing about it. The cat bell
- 38:55Speaker 1: is here. What are we arguing about? But then you
- 38:57Speaker 1: don't want two people to see you in your own hallway. Yes, precisely.
- 39:03Speaker 1: It is stupefying to hear you the way that the
- 39:06Speaker 1: hoops that you go through. I don't think it's that
- 39:09Speaker 1: big of a deal. I want more kettlebells shaped heads
- 39:12Speaker 1: or head shaped. You guys can get the next one.
- 39:15Speaker 10: I will just someone send us a fucking shape, send
- 39:19Speaker 10: us a fucking shamp.
- 39:20Speaker 1: I'll be happy to get another one. I'll get the
- 39:23Speaker 1: one hundred pounds one. How does that sound, get your apartment,
- 39:28Speaker 1: and then bring it here.
- 39:29Speaker 2: That's a giant.
- 39:30Speaker 1: I would ship it here. I feel like it's probably
- 39:33Speaker 1: not even that big, because I think it's not that big.
- 39:35Speaker 1: It's just very dense.
- 39:37Speaker 2: I don't know that. I don't know if they can
- 39:39Speaker 2: use a different metal or something to just make it
- 39:43Speaker 2: more dense and therefore at weight. What do you say?
- 39:46Speaker 1: Yeah, but uh, how do they calibrate those What do
- 39:53Speaker 1: you mean, how do they know it's fifty five pounds?
- 39:55Speaker 1: There's a mold? Yeah, probably a mold.
- 39:58Speaker 2: There's going to be a mold.
- 40:00Speaker 1: There's probably some sort of equation you can do with
- 40:02Speaker 1: the how how much the material weighs, and then figure
- 40:06Speaker 1: out how big it would have to be. I would
- 40:07Speaker 1: love to cross calibrated, is what I'm saying. I actual
- 40:10Speaker 1: feel I could probably figure it out pretty.
- 40:11Speaker 10: Easily, but i'd love to get a weight kind of
- 40:13Speaker 10: quick like that. I'd love to get a scale.
- 40:15Speaker 1: Well, do you think that the top is welded on
- 40:17Speaker 1: or do you think it's a single mold.
- 40:19Speaker 2: I think the top is welded on.
- 40:21Speaker 10: So how do they I mean, they're going to have
- 40:22Speaker 10: to know that strength to the top and or the
- 40:27Speaker 10: weight of the top and the weight they're.
- 40:29Speaker 2: Going to look. It is getting complicated, which brings me
- 40:32Speaker 2: to this. If there's anyone out there that does for
- 40:34Speaker 2: a living calculating the weight of a kettlebell handle plus the.
- 40:38Speaker 1: New York City face in the New York area, in.
- 40:40Speaker 2: The New York tri state area, hit us up and
- 40:43Speaker 2: we will absolutely love to use your services.
- 40:46Speaker 1: We'd love to know your equation. We'd love to know
- 40:48Speaker 1: how you Also, if you could make us like a
- 40:49Speaker 1: custom mold if you get all of our faces, it
- 40:52Speaker 1: should be, it should be we should be selling these
- 40:55Speaker 1: for a premium. Kill two birds with one mold, yeah, yep,
- 40:59Speaker 1: And we could just line them up like we all
- 41:00Speaker 1: of us and Rogan in the middle. Or do we
- 41:03Speaker 1: have do we get like a company where we can
- 41:05Speaker 1: three D print people's faces on kettlebells? Like why not?
- 41:08Speaker 1: Why if we go to a middleman.
- 41:11Speaker 2: Exactly, we could do that.
- 41:12Speaker 1: We could do it ourselves.
- 41:12Speaker 2: If we can get a three D printer, then I'd
- 41:15Speaker 2: like a gun because I know you can make those.
- 41:18Speaker 1: I think you could just go get a gun.
- 41:20Speaker 2: That's how they assassinated the Prime Minister of Japan, Shinzo Abi.
- 41:24Speaker 1: Yes, the previous rinky dink like plastic guns. Not that
- 41:31Speaker 1: rinky dink. True, not RinkyDink enough to not take a
- 41:36Speaker 1: man's life, not take a man's life. Speaking of what
- 41:38Speaker 1: you see, that dude from the United Healthcare got assassinated
- 41:40Speaker 1: this morning, I'm not.
- 41:41Speaker 2: Going to say how or why. I saw the security
- 41:44Speaker 2: footage of it. I did to Oh, it's out, Yeah,
- 41:47Speaker 2: they put it on Twitter. Okay, so it's gotten out.
- 41:50Speaker 1: Yeah, Now you got to say how and why? Wait,
- 41:53Speaker 1: how did you get the security footage? He's like, they
- 41:56Speaker 1: caught me in the act?
- 41:59Speaker 2: Was on Twitter.
- 42:00Speaker 1: The guy did have some size twelve white vans.
- 42:04Speaker 2: On their thirteenth Uh.
- 42:08Speaker 3: No, but.
- 42:10Speaker 2: Yeah, the guy had a silencer. Yeah, that's the most
- 42:13Speaker 2: insane shit I've.
- 42:14Speaker 1: Ever seen in the city.
- 42:16Speaker 2: That yes, was Sport Street fourth.
- 42:18Speaker 1: I think it was that far from here. He was
- 42:19Speaker 1: at I think about twenty blocks a Hyat or Weston,
- 42:22Speaker 1: which again.
- 42:24Speaker 10: He should have stated a centence Tonna, no, you're not
- 42:26Speaker 10: getting the robot will scoop you up before the assassin
- 42:29Speaker 10: can put ten in your back. I cannot believe that
- 42:32Speaker 10: there is assassins like that.
- 42:34Speaker 1: Yeah, people think it's a professional. No shit, dude, it
- 42:37Speaker 1: didn't look like a fucking drive by.
- 42:39Speaker 2: That guy is not a G League assassin.
- 42:41Speaker 1: Yeah, but there were some things that would lead you
- 42:43Speaker 1: to believe that he might be a G League assassin.
- 42:45Speaker 2: He rode away on a bicycle.
- 42:47Speaker 1: Well, no, I think that's pretty casual because there's so
- 42:49Speaker 1: many bikers in New York. I think the reason the
- 42:51Speaker 1: people thought it was professional was because have how casual
- 42:53Speaker 1: he was.
- 42:54Speaker 2: Yeah, and the.
- 42:55Speaker 1: Silencer, Well, Slen wasn't a professional. He cannot of a
- 43:03Speaker 1: malfunction with his gear. I don't know if you noticed
- 43:07Speaker 1: that he is gun jammed three times actually yeah, and
- 43:12Speaker 1: then he had to clear it and then tat and
- 43:13Speaker 1: then he was hitting it. But that's a true assassin
- 43:17Speaker 1: knows his gear Western style.
- 43:18Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, this guy is clearly a true assassin.
- 43:23Speaker 1: A true assassin knows his gear. That guy you're saying
- 43:25Speaker 1: he wasn't the guy who did the assassination with the
- 43:27Speaker 1: gun with the silencer and had a getaway playing on
- 43:30Speaker 1: a bike and had a balaklava on, and that has
- 43:32Speaker 1: gotten away with it. You think that guy isn't a pure, true,
- 43:35Speaker 1: real assassin. I'm just saying, if I'm not hiring him
- 43:41Speaker 1: for my next hit, how about the fact that he
- 43:43Speaker 1: took out the CEO of United Healthcare, which I used
- 43:47Speaker 1: to be on and his excellent healthcare. You could have
- 43:49Speaker 1: been excellent, or else they would have been killing the
- 43:52Speaker 1: top guys.
- 43:54Speaker 2: Who knows it runs deep. We have no idea what
- 43:57Speaker 2: the motive was at this point.
- 44:00Speaker 1: If I'm that guy, I'm halfway to make COO by now. Yeah.
- 44:04Speaker 1: If I'm that guy, I'm hopping on a fucking private
- 44:06Speaker 1: and getting my ass to burn Switzerland. I'm getting my
- 44:09Speaker 1: masters in Paris. If I'm that guy, got my mess
- 44:12Speaker 1: is in Paris. That's what I'm doing.
- 44:15Speaker 10: If I'm that fucking guy, I wonder what ho he
- 44:18Speaker 10: spending the rest of his day. He probably went to
- 44:20Speaker 10: Italy to get the sandwich.
- 44:21Speaker 1: Probably nothing. He probably biked straight to He probably tossed
- 44:25Speaker 1: that gun in the Hudson and now he's probably like
- 44:26Speaker 1: at work at United Healthcare. Yeah, taking phone calls. Do
- 44:33Speaker 1: you ever get that shipment in of uh.
- 44:39Speaker 2: Claim?
- 44:40Speaker 1: But it was submitted via the comments? Do you know
- 44:44Speaker 1: if I can send this through? Don't slack me? That
- 44:47Speaker 1: Mark was getting yelled at in the office twitching. So
- 44:52Speaker 1: they still haven't caught him. They're never going to catch him.
- 44:55Speaker 1: They'll get him. Why would they get him? They'll get him?
- 44:58Speaker 1: How could they get him? Bro killing someone in New
- 45:00Speaker 1: York City? There's cameras everywhere, so what bro this is?
- 45:03Speaker 1: This guy's a pro. Unless he drove in with the
- 45:06Speaker 1: bottle clava on.
- 45:07Speaker 10: He probably biked in. He's probably forty fucking million miles away.
- 45:12Speaker 10: But my place that I would go to the parking
- 45:15Speaker 10: deck of a mall. Cameras can't get you in there.
- 45:18Speaker 10: And then you're going fucking different directions. You could be
- 45:20Speaker 10: on any floor of it. You walk out in a
- 45:22Speaker 10: different outfit into the mall.
- 45:24Speaker 2: That's good, very Jason.
- 45:26Speaker 1: That's where I'm going.
- 45:26Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't hate it.
- 45:27Speaker 1: I don't hate it. I'm going straight to the airport
- 45:31Speaker 1: casino for me. You're playing your luck.
- 45:35Speaker 2: I guess I can just create an ALBI. I've been
- 45:38Speaker 2: here for fourteen hours.
- 45:40Speaker 1: There's no cameras in casinos. You have a little lost time.
- 45:43Speaker 1: Why you would choose a casino.
- 45:44Speaker 2: There's cameras, and then you can say, look, I was here.
- 45:48Speaker 1: But then they'll say, but you weren't. Oh they'll say, no, no,
- 45:54Speaker 1: you weren't.
- 45:55Speaker 2: You're sweating the d you're here, you got here.
- 45:57Speaker 1: Actually, as soon as after it happened, he's gonna need
- 46:01Speaker 1: to he's gonna need to wash the money.
- 46:03Speaker 2: He's gonna need to wash the money.
- 46:05Speaker 1: The exact same amount of time that it would take
- 46:07Speaker 1: someone to drive from the United Healthcare to the casino
- 46:13Speaker 1: is exactly when you arrived.
- 46:15Speaker 2: He needs to launder the money. So he's going to
- 46:17Speaker 2: drive out in an unmarked van to comics mohegan Son
- 46:21Speaker 2: to check out your show, leave ten minutes in. Yeah,
- 46:26Speaker 2: the damble and and and wash the money because he's
- 46:29Speaker 2: got he's been paid in marked bills.
- 46:33Speaker 1: And going to a show is a good alibi. You
- 46:35Speaker 1: have to get into the show, but then you have
- 46:37Speaker 1: to leave through the trapdoor that hasn't been used since
- 46:39Speaker 1: the nineteen seventy. It's not a bad weekend to be
- 46:41Speaker 1: at mohegan Son.
- 46:45Speaker 2: I don't disagree.
- 46:47Speaker 1: Georgia, Texas and state Oregon. Oh, you're gonna be watching
- 46:50Speaker 1: that at the sports book you're gonna be able to
- 46:52Speaker 1: get Is there a sports book there? I don't know,
- 46:56Speaker 1: don't there should be.
- 46:58Speaker 10: There's a big casino, right, there's gonna be a sports
- 47:00Speaker 10: work at the casino at Moiican Son, Yeah, mohikan Son.
- 47:05Speaker 1: What state is the name? Which is Connecticut?
- 47:07Speaker 2: Connecticut?
- 47:08Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's on uh Connecticut and Native American land
- 47:12Speaker 1: it is. Yes, you could definitely bet there. Am I
- 47:14Speaker 1: gonna have to sign one of those things? No, what
- 47:17Speaker 1: tomahawk like a working Oh thing, You're gonna have to
- 47:20Speaker 1: sign a land acknowledge that land acknowledgement.
- 47:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you were trying to know.
- 47:25Speaker 1: I don't think you're definitely gonna have to acknowledge that
- 47:27Speaker 1: this this land is their land. This land is our land,
- 47:31Speaker 1: from California Villa to the New York Islands to the
- 47:35Speaker 1: New York Islands. I built a new website yesterday hours
- 47:40Speaker 1: No way, Yeah, Little Sashquatchcomedy dot net. No, Harrys had
- 47:44Speaker 1: a website dot com sticking with it? Why did you?
- 47:49Speaker 1: Why did it take so long because it's hard to do.
- 47:52Speaker 2: Did you do on squarespace or something like that.
- 47:54Speaker 1: I did it on I Well, I started doing it
- 47:57Speaker 1: on word Press, and then that was just insane, like complicated,
- 48:01Speaker 1: and then I switched to I tried to switch to
- 48:03Speaker 1: wix dot com. Yeah, and then I realized that I
- 48:06Speaker 1: built the entire website and I realized it was on
- 48:09Speaker 1: web dot com. And then I looked up web dot
- 48:11Speaker 1: com and people said it's not reliable at all. So
- 48:14Speaker 1: then I had to transfer my domain to Wix and
- 48:17Speaker 1: rebuild it.
- 48:18Speaker 2: Wow.
- 48:18Speaker 1: Brother, I bet you can get on Fiverr and get
- 48:20Speaker 1: a Bengaladeshi fucking fifteen year old to do this for you.
- 48:24Speaker 1: I did for free.
- 48:24Speaker 2: Don't even need to do that.
- 48:26Speaker 1: I bet you there's somebody out there that does web
- 48:28Speaker 1: design listening right now at least?
- 48:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 48:31Speaker 1: Yeah, But that was the thing is like those people
- 48:33Speaker 1: charge a shit ton of money to do it. No,
- 48:35Speaker 1: not the Bangladeshi's on fiver But I don't need a Bangala.
- 48:38Speaker 1: I did it myself. But that's eight hours of work
- 48:40Speaker 1: that you could have spent five dollars on and done
- 48:42Speaker 1: it in zero hours eight hours of work, but I
- 48:44Speaker 1: had eight hours to do it.
- 48:46Speaker 10: So it was a satisfaction of getting the job done.
- 48:48Speaker 10: Chopping your own wood and making your own podcast.
- 48:50Speaker 1: I started it and I finished it, and the website's up.
- 48:53Speaker 1: Is it a good website. It's a phenomenal website. What's
- 48:55Speaker 1: your pictures? New York Times has quotes on it? You
- 49:01Speaker 1: want to see it? Yeah? Can I see it? Can
- 49:03Speaker 1: I interface it?
- 49:05Speaker 2: I already I already looked it over. And there was
- 49:07Speaker 2: already something that caught my eye.
- 49:08Speaker 1: That is what what Let me see the website contact
- 49:11Speaker 1: page in your bio. Let me see the website. Is
- 49:14Speaker 1: there a typos? Stop looking at him. It's a sort
- 49:17Speaker 1: of like a structural thing that I don't like. Where
- 49:20Speaker 1: you said Harry Settle, who is also known as and
- 49:22Speaker 1: then you quote quote little sasquatch and or or little
- 49:28Speaker 1: sass end quote, and I would have put little Sass
- 49:32Speaker 1: in quotes. Close the quotes or quote quotes. Yes, your
- 49:38Speaker 1: second nickname. You know what I was gonna do is
- 49:40Speaker 1: I was gonna put that paragraph into chat GBT and
- 49:42Speaker 1: say I fix this.
- 49:44Speaker 2: I think that's a song.
- 49:46Speaker 1: What's the one I forgot to do? Grammarly? You could
- 49:48Speaker 1: hit it in grammarly.
- 49:50Speaker 2: It's just a stylistic thing. Okay, clean, clean, you look good.
- 49:55Speaker 2: You get handsome.
- 49:55Speaker 1: Can I interface it? Do you mind if I interface?
- 49:58Speaker 1: I'm not going to go through your play around with
- 50:00Speaker 1: the brother the perfect website for all things Harry Saddle
- 50:07Speaker 1: related New York Times? Wow, who do you know over there?
- 50:11Speaker 1: Great gag? How funny is that? The failing New York
- 50:14Speaker 1: Times tour? Okay one show? Are you going to update
- 50:17Speaker 1: this yourself?
- 50:18Speaker 2: Yes?
- 50:20Speaker 1: Don't tell set.
- 50:22Speaker 2: Something tells me he's not going to update it himself.
- 50:25Speaker 1: I'm absolutely going to update it myself now. I don't
- 50:27Speaker 1: have to text anyone to be like, can we update
- 50:28Speaker 1: this now? I'll just do it.
- 50:31Speaker 2: Wow.
- 50:32Speaker 1: People, So pictures of people laughing at you? Of course,
- 50:35Speaker 1: if people didn't trust that, that's my best photo as
- 50:39Speaker 1: a comedian. Yeah, you're laughing at you, almost laughing harder
- 50:42Speaker 1: than that. I'm laughing, and then the audience is laughing
- 50:44Speaker 1: as well. So it's just showing like this, we have
- 50:47Speaker 1: a good time.
- 50:47Speaker 2: Oh you're wearing your knit beanie? Yeah?
- 50:49Speaker 1: Is nit beanie?
- 50:50Speaker 2: Did you get her to sign one of those American
- 50:53Speaker 2: releases to be on your website?
- 50:56Speaker 1: I didn't, and I was wondering about that. Yeah, she's
- 50:58Speaker 1: gonna want that contact. Can I read them? No? I
- 51:05Speaker 1: need the the people can go to the website to
- 51:08Speaker 1: read them. Those are tough emails. They are very tough
- 51:11Speaker 1: email addresses, and I don't even know if that's actually
- 51:13Speaker 1: the right email.
- 51:14Speaker 2: Just hyperlink the emails under their names.
- 51:18Speaker 1: Be talking to me about hyperlinks. You never even build
- 51:19Speaker 1: your own website.
- 51:20Speaker 2: Before I did build my own website.
- 51:22Speaker 1: Do you see these hyperlinks? Where do you think? Where
- 51:25Speaker 1: do you think the YouTube button goes? Rumboy? I hope
- 51:31Speaker 1: company Man first one too? Wow, company Man basically advertising.
- 51:40Speaker 1: Arian wrote the script Foster. That's where my hyperlink is
- 51:45Speaker 1: going to go. I'm going to redirect it to Foster Highlights.
- 51:52Speaker 1: You should at least have a dropdown MANU for Arian
- 51:54Speaker 1: Foster Highlights. I think I will because I was. I
- 51:56Speaker 1: was playing around with it and I was going to
- 51:57Speaker 1: do another tab and just put Duty Highlights in there.
- 52:00Speaker 1: But I think I'm just gonna throw everything in there.
- 52:02Speaker 1: You should like, I'll throw like Arian Foster Highlights called
- 52:05Speaker 1: Duty Highlights. It should be a website that people can
- 52:08Speaker 1: go to to have a good time, Like, yeah, exactly,
- 52:10Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to make it. I might start like, well,
- 52:12Speaker 1: I guess I probably can't do that you're gonna say
- 52:14Speaker 1: you're gonna start bloging. I can start blogging on my
- 52:19Speaker 1: own website.
- 52:29Speaker 11: But I start blogging only fans.
- 52:31Speaker 1: Mom gets discovered Yeah, at school, like barstool blogs, posting
- 52:37Speaker 1: them on my own website. This kid's a great writer.
- 52:41Speaker 1: Takedown do some takedown blogs. Well, I wasn't gonna I
- 52:43Speaker 1: have to. I want to set up a mailing list. Yeah,
- 52:46Speaker 1: so then you own the information, then I own everything.
- 52:49Speaker 10: Doesn't matter. You're you're basically your own boss once you
- 52:52Speaker 10: have the mailing list exactly. People love mailing lists. Geniuses
- 52:56Speaker 10: is who they are.
- 52:57Speaker 1: Well, supposedly they help a lot with selling tickets. Of course,
- 53:01Speaker 1: Francis pretty much has one would punch up live. I do, yeah,
- 53:04Speaker 1: but I don't have. I haven't really been pushing that
- 53:07Speaker 1: too hard.
- 53:08Speaker 10: You reach out directly to the consumer exactly, and then
- 53:12Speaker 10: suddenly they'll be reaching out directly to you.
- 53:13Speaker 2: M h. It's just to let people know when you're
- 53:15Speaker 2: coming to their town, because I hate nothing I hate
- 53:18Speaker 2: more than going to some place. And then after I
- 53:20Speaker 2: do the shows and leave, someone dms me and they're like, wait,
- 53:23Speaker 2: you were in Richmond. I had no idea been trying
- 53:27Speaker 2: to see you for years.
- 53:28Speaker 1: It is one of the most frustrating things ever, especially
- 53:32Speaker 1: after like it's a bad weekend, yeah, and then you're
- 53:34Speaker 1: getting DMS being like, dude, you got to come to
- 53:36Speaker 1: fucking yeah Richmond.
- 53:38Speaker 2: I had forty friends that were ready to come with me.
- 53:42Speaker 1: The worst is when I when me and Mook used
- 53:44Speaker 1: to go out after like the weekends, like we'd like
- 53:47Speaker 1: finish the Saturday show and we would go out and
- 53:49Speaker 1: I would while people would come up to me like constantly,
- 53:52Speaker 1: what are you doing here? What are you doing here?
- 53:55Speaker 1: Five shows? Been promoting it for six months? Like no
- 54:00Speaker 1: one was at the show. How are all of these
- 54:02Speaker 1: people not aware that there was a show? Because you
- 54:06Speaker 1: like stick to one social media and one form of
- 54:09Speaker 1: telling people about it.
- 54:10Speaker 2: True, I'm sorry. I don't have Instagram, TikTok Twitter, and
- 54:14Speaker 2: I never walk by the marquis of the comedy club.
- 54:17Speaker 2: How come you didn't place an ad in the local
- 54:19Speaker 2: gazette That's where I get my updates.
- 54:22Speaker 10: You need to put it in the church bulletin. Honestly,
- 54:24Speaker 10: that's when most people read it. That's where literally almost
- 54:28Speaker 10: everybody fucking reads stuff. Francis, you went to.
- 54:31Speaker 1: So why have you been going back to church because
- 54:33Speaker 1: you're having kids. No, totally. I put that together as
- 54:36Speaker 1: soon as I left yesterday. He thought, I'm going to church,
- 54:38Speaker 1: and doesn't that make perfect sense? I like, it all
- 54:41Speaker 1: makes sense.
- 54:41Speaker 2: What is that even I don't follow the logic?
- 54:44Speaker 1: Logic? Well, if you want to raise your kids Catholic
- 54:46Speaker 1: and then you're.
- 54:46Speaker 10: Like don't You're like, don't want them to make their
- 54:48Speaker 10: own choice, You're like, I have to go.
- 54:50Speaker 1: I want them to make their own choice with religion
- 54:53Speaker 1: you're making. That's a slippery slope. Brother, That's fine, Brote.
- 54:57Speaker 1: That's how you end up with one Jehattist and one
- 54:59Speaker 1: Buddhist religion, Buddhism the way of life. I walked right
- 55:10Speaker 1: into that one. You're talking to a Buddhist right now.
- 55:12Speaker 1: You wish what kind of Buddhism exactly exactly?
- 55:17Speaker 2: This is getting spicy.
- 55:18Speaker 1: I'm reading, I'm reading the Art of Living Well.
- 55:21Speaker 2: By the way you insulted his children?
- 55:24Speaker 1: How did I insult his children? It's I called them.
- 55:27Speaker 2: Your tone, Yeah, their religion. You mock their religion. I
- 55:34Speaker 2: won't stand for it. Yeah, As their godfather, I will
- 55:37Speaker 2: not stand for it.
- 55:38Speaker 1: There's one place I say, godfather, you've lost your mind.
- 55:41Speaker 10: I'm splitting the pool cue and putting Godfather in between
- 55:44Speaker 10: the two of you guys and letting it let you
- 55:45Speaker 10: guys fight to the Godfather on the table for this show,
- 55:49Speaker 10: splitting it in half Joker style.
- 55:52Speaker 1: You might be like like you could be. I don't
- 55:56Speaker 1: think you've been around long enough to be godfather godfather. No,
- 56:00Speaker 1: I'm sure you've been around mine. I have to be
- 56:01Speaker 1: a godfathering about.
- 56:05Speaker 2: Roan's kids, You're probably right.
- 56:09Speaker 9: You.
- 56:09Speaker 1: On the other hand, I've been around plenty of time.
- 56:11Speaker 1: I definitely am up. I'm up for graund.
- 56:13Speaker 2: Imagine, imagine giving him the duty of godfather.
- 56:17Speaker 1: That's a great idea where having like a younger.
- 56:19Speaker 2: Person in the traditional sense too, where it's if something
- 56:23Speaker 2: happens to the parent with you, what would happen to
- 56:27Speaker 2: these beautiful children if you suddenly became there may.
- 56:30Speaker 1: Be watching saw three d condoms off the ground, because
- 56:34Speaker 1: I would be we would have a phenomenal time. They
- 56:37Speaker 1: would get diseases that have been so many schools out
- 56:40Speaker 1: of the world for hundreds of years. To get the
- 56:44Speaker 1: play I had, there's two schools right next to my apartment.
- 56:46Speaker 1: I would send them there, but school one to each school.
- 56:50Speaker 1: You see which school is better. Yes, that's a great
- 56:53Speaker 1: method to figure it out.
- 56:54Speaker 2: Hi, mister Settle. Yes, we're calling because we're concerned the
- 56:56Speaker 2: boys showed up covered in mice bites.
- 57:00Speaker 1: Mouse bites talking about a grammar major or an English Wait,
- 57:08Speaker 1: did I say you said mice bites? What's wrong with
- 57:11Speaker 1: that mouse bite? What if multiple mice bit them like
- 57:17Speaker 1: you have. I'm gonna have to see about it. I'm
- 57:19Speaker 1: gonna have to chat GPT that later. Tagbt is it
- 57:22Speaker 1: mouse bites or mice bites?
- 57:24Speaker 2: I think if you have a fucking horde of mice,
- 57:28Speaker 2: which you do, I don't. I don't have infestation in
- 57:31Speaker 2: your apartment. Your apartment, then it stands to reason that
- 57:40Speaker 2: two young children playing on the floor could be swarmed.
- 57:44Speaker 1: We're not gonna play on the floor.
- 57:46Speaker 2: Where else are they gonna play?
- 57:47Speaker 1: Floor? The couch? Oh yeah, you're gonna let them on
- 57:51Speaker 1: your couch when you're playing your video games. I don't
- 57:52Speaker 1: play video games on the couch. You're playing on a chair.
- 57:54Speaker 1: You just put them on the couch and you throw
- 57:56Speaker 1: them a fucking Xbox GA. Yeah, exactly, fair enough. The
- 58:00Speaker 1: kid spin they can use the PS four. I'll use
- 58:01Speaker 1: the PS five no, bro, let my kids use the
- 58:04Speaker 1: PS five.
- 58:07Speaker 2: Difference.
- 58:07Speaker 1: You're gonna have to make sacrifices if your godfather, damn,
- 58:12Speaker 1: I know that he's back. He's back in the running.
- 58:15Speaker 10: If he wants to be. I'm telling you it's a
- 58:17Speaker 10: head to head battle. We're doing an academic to cathalon Okay, I.
- 58:22Speaker 1: Accept tell your tell your wife. I'll get the Oh
- 58:28Speaker 1: my god, I forgot that your fucking probiotics. I'll get
- 58:31Speaker 1: the gut. I'll get the gut biome test if I
- 58:33Speaker 1: can be godfather. You have the probiotics. I have the
- 58:35Speaker 1: expensive probiotics at my fucking house to take that my
- 58:39Speaker 1: wife got for you. Yeah, unbelievable. I don't know about
- 58:43Speaker 1: this here you do. Did we talk about this? That
- 58:46Speaker 1: was probably not on the episode you were. I don't know.
- 58:50Speaker 10: I think we talked about it after you might not
- 58:52Speaker 10: have been on the episode. Was his microbiomes busted? I
- 58:57Speaker 10: know that Allison is positive that is that even his
- 58:59Speaker 10: anger anxiety is linked to his microphone.
- 59:01Speaker 2: I think that's a great thing.
- 59:02Speaker 10: The thought, yeah, that if you cured that with some
- 59:05Speaker 10: of these expensive, jarred.
- 59:09Speaker 1: Fucking probiotics. By the way, probiotics do help a ton
- 59:13Speaker 1: if you out there listening, remember the episode where this
- 59:17Speaker 1: was discussed.
- 59:18Speaker 2: Please find it because I do not remember.
- 59:22Speaker 1: It was discussed over this direct where we had to
- 59:23Speaker 1: record four times in one.
- 59:24Speaker 2: Week, and you brought up that she was going to
- 59:28Speaker 2: bring him.
- 59:29Speaker 1: It was very It was a quick conversation.
- 59:33Speaker 2: Okay, fine, all.
- 59:36Speaker 10: Brother, do not beat yourself up. You're pumping enough C. S.
- 59:39Speaker 10: Lewis into that brain that you won't have to ever remember.
- 59:42Speaker 1: A thing again. The screw tape letters. I know you're
- 59:46Speaker 1: tapped in. I have no idea what you're talking about. Literature, bro,
- 59:50Speaker 1: I know that you're a reader. Come on, bro, I'm
- 59:52Speaker 1: not well, I'm trying to be. I know I'm reading
- 59:55Speaker 1: the Art of Living.
- 59:57Speaker 2: You need to read the Art of War.
- 59:59Speaker 10: No, that's a good book on tape while you're working out, Yeah,
- 1:00:03Speaker 10: part of War.
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: I got some swings in this morning, and I was
- 1:00:07Speaker 1: kind of like, damn, maybe I should Maybe I should
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: just keep this thing from my apartment. Littlebell workouts are
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: a good way to get the heart pumping, just like
- 1:00:13Speaker 1: in between call of duty matches, Just like, do a
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: couple of swings.
- 1:00:16Speaker 10: How are your swinging? Can I see what your swing
- 1:00:18Speaker 10: was like? Because I'm always shitty at it.
- 1:00:20Speaker 1: With my form. I wasn't really swinging. I was joking,
- 1:00:23Speaker 1: let's see what your form is. So I didn't think
- 1:00:24Speaker 1: you were going to put me to the test. I
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: was more just doing squats, slash deadlifts.
- 1:00:29Speaker 2: That's a good goblet squats. Yeah, that's good.
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get you on our slash form. Check.
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: I have phenomenal form. Let's see. I want to see
- 1:00:38Speaker 1: your form. I'm trying to trick you into showing me
- 1:00:39Speaker 1: your form.
- 1:00:40Speaker 2: It Show us a.
- 1:00:40Speaker 10: Swing, show us a deadlift, then show us a squat, show.
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: Us a goblet squat. Yeah, I just want to see form.
- 1:00:53Speaker 1: Just prop them off. Let me see your back too.
- 1:01:01Speaker 1: Let's see another one. Yeah, that's literally.
- 1:01:06Speaker 2: Perfect, the joints exploding.
- 1:01:08Speaker 1: The crack. I thought someone was playing yachtzi.
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: You know, would be really hard with this as a
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: Turkish get up. You ever seen that.
- 1:01:16Speaker 1: That was good form? The Turkish get up where you
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: know it's good for him because, like I can, I
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: felt it all in the glutes and the hams.
- 1:01:23Speaker 2: I've moved on to a new thought.
- 1:01:25Speaker 10: I thought someone was making some Orville reddenboxers. But you
- 1:01:27Speaker 10: locked your knees out sounded like it.
- 1:01:29Speaker 1: Well that when I when I was in weightlifting class
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: in high school, they told us that it's all about
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: the thrust. Really, yeah, see, that's what I must not
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: be doing. If you don't, you're not going to get
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: the big ass. I need to be thrusting like that.
- 1:01:47Speaker 10: So tell me about how your shoulders were rounded forward
- 1:01:49Speaker 10: like the fucking uh were they?
- 1:01:51Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:01:51Speaker 1: A little bit, But.
- 1:01:52Speaker 10: That could be good for him because you took a
- 1:01:55Speaker 10: weightlifting class I never have.
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: I have to think you kind of thrust it too
- 1:01:59Speaker 2: hard and.
- 1:02:00Speaker 1: Your exaggerated the thrust in the second my second rap. Yeah,
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: I thought it was good for him. Though it's perfect form.
- 1:02:07Speaker 1: I thought it was perfect form. But I just want
- 1:02:09Speaker 1: to hear about the physiology of it all.
- 1:02:12Speaker 10: I'm interested in the physiology understood. We need to get
- 1:02:16Speaker 10: some fucking kettlebells in here. Nothing would make me fucking
- 1:02:19Speaker 10: harder than working out with my boys.
- 1:02:20Speaker 1: Can we have a kettlebell?
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: Can we get these made in our likenesses? That's the
- 1:02:25Speaker 2: real question.
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Probably not?
- 1:02:26Speaker 2: Why not?
- 1:02:28Speaker 1: Considering that they did it with Joe Rogan and they
- 1:02:30Speaker 1: made like twenty of them, let's assume they probably don't
- 1:02:33Speaker 1: want to make. How much was it three hundred dollars?
- 1:02:36Speaker 1: If there are any kettlebell sculptors out there, and.
- 1:02:42Speaker 10: It became your your most prized possession, and you literally
- 1:02:45Speaker 10: took it out of your house because your house is
- 1:02:47Speaker 10: so likely to burn down and you wouldn't be able
- 1:02:50Speaker 10: to remove it in the case of a fire, and
- 1:02:52Speaker 10: it's your most.
- 1:02:52Speaker 1: Important This would this thing would survive a fire. It
- 1:02:55Speaker 1: would survive Hiroshima. Yeah, there's onetle bell standing. It looks
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: like a mortar show. It's crazy, it's amazing, it is.
- 1:03:07Speaker 2: It's a great purchase. SaaS well done.
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: Something something about like reverse lunges with it. Yeah. Maybe, God,
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: there's some really tough kettlebell things you can do. But
- 1:03:18Speaker 1: you went to Semmo last night. That's what I want
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: to ask you about.
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my god, what a restaurant.
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: Sema is the number seven ranked restaurant by the New
- 1:03:26Speaker 1: York Times, the highest Indian food on the list, and
- 1:03:30Speaker 1: a trip among the spices. That is really it makes you.
- 1:03:35Speaker 1: It's like an inside.
- 1:03:36Speaker 10: Out in h or in that jazz movie by Pixar,
- 1:03:40Speaker 10: when the notes start appearing in the air.
- 1:03:42Speaker 2: I never saw that, but I get what you're saying I.
- 1:03:45Speaker 1: Could make my way through it either. They kept fucking
- 1:03:47Speaker 1: dying at the beginning of it, fucking making me cry
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: on the airplane.
- 1:03:52Speaker 2: I cry on airplanes even if I'm not watching anything.
- 1:03:55Speaker 1: But regardless, crazy, there's something about the cabin pressure that
- 1:03:59Speaker 1: makes more emotional. Yeah, that's definitely true. I cried watching
- 1:04:03Speaker 1: Goodwill Hunting on the air plane in high school, and
- 1:04:05Speaker 1: I had seen the movie forty was beating up carmines carpagli.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: Yeah, Sema was awesome. I will say that the waiter
- 1:04:18Speaker 2: did not do a very good job of sort of
- 1:04:22Speaker 2: telling me what was going to be spicy versus what
- 1:04:25Speaker 2: was not going to be And I was very careful
- 1:04:27Speaker 2: because you had warned me that stuff was going to
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: be very spicy and wasn't. It wasn't too bad, But
- 1:04:33Speaker 2: he told us not to get the rabbit leg because
- 1:04:36Speaker 2: that's really spicy. Did you do the rabbit leg?
- 1:04:38Speaker 1: We must have done the rabbit leg. Yeah, they have
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: a limited number on the menu. We must have done
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: that limited dish. Rabbit leg spiced my dick off, and
- 1:04:46Speaker 1: there was a spicy cocktail I recall as well.
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: The cocktails were fucking unbelievable.
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: To kill for some Indian food right now.
- 1:04:54Speaker 10: And this kind of it's not your typical beef rogun
- 1:04:57Speaker 10: josh sh vegetable somsa.
- 1:05:00Speaker 1: It's so very elevated, very elevated.
- 1:05:04Speaker 2: It's uh yeah, gastronomic in a way. Also, it's from
- 1:05:08Speaker 2: a certain region of India. I think southeastern India. I
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: don't know what that's called, but India.
- 1:05:17Speaker 1: I need a fat plate of sagponeer right now.
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: Bro, dude. They had the They had the lobster, the
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: lobster in the curry. Oh my yeah. I had the lamb.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: The lamb was insane.
- 1:05:30Speaker 1: Oh my god.
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: Brought it home. Never gonna eat it.
- 1:05:34Speaker 1: It'll be so nice.
- 1:05:35Speaker 10: I'm surprised you didn't hit it with a breakfast to
- 1:05:37Speaker 10: serve the next day. Just start your day office at
- 1:05:40Speaker 10: spicy ass lamb.
- 1:05:41Speaker 1: I thought about that. You brought the leftovers home? Yeah,
- 1:05:43Speaker 1: I did, delicious, it was stopping over later. We need
- 1:05:50Speaker 1: to do a team dinner at fucking Semma.
- 1:05:52Speaker 2: Let's do it. Yes, I'm also going to I'm going
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: to Ford Charles tonight. What I got a couple of
- 1:05:58Speaker 2: good resies this this week?
- 1:06:00Speaker 1: Can you get me a RESI four Charles? My parents
- 1:06:02Speaker 1: are coming into town next week.
- 1:06:04Speaker 2: Yeah, let me check.
- 1:06:04Speaker 1: No, you're gonna have to go to Ashaval. Four bastards.
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: What do you guys think this is? Uh?
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: I know what it is. It's something you put your
- 1:06:18Speaker 2: gear in the float down the river.
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: Nope, it's a good, good idea though. You put it
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: your the motor of your blow up mattress in it.
- 1:06:26Speaker 1: It's pretty much what Francis said. It's a wet bag,
- 1:06:29Speaker 1: but it's not for You can't put it in the
- 1:06:31Speaker 1: water and have a float down the river. It wouldn't float.
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: What what is it for?
- 1:06:37Speaker 1: It's just like for when you go camping. You put
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: it all your ship and I put all my ship
- 1:06:40Speaker 1: into bagges like this, so that if it rains and
- 1:06:42Speaker 1: my bag gets wet, my stuff inside doesn't get wet.
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: The lnast thing you want after a long dawn the
- 1:06:46Speaker 1: water is getting wet clothes.
- 1:06:48Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: I can't believe you could put it fit an Xbox
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: in there. I know. Well, they come in multiple sizes.
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: This is one of the smaller ones. Got it. So
- 1:06:56Speaker 1: that's for your PSP. That's for your boy. Mini PSPs
- 1:07:01Speaker 1: were awesome. They were game changers. I remember I was
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: on the bus in like second grade and there was
- 1:07:07Speaker 1: a kid in our school who had a PSP and
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: he showed me it and he said that he watched
- 1:07:10Speaker 1: porn on it. And then he showed me his search
- 1:07:13Speaker 1: history and it was just porn. And I was like,
- 1:07:16Speaker 1: I didn't even know what porn was, but I was like, damn,
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: I need a PSP. I need to get into video games. Yeah,
- 1:07:22Speaker 1: and you just have been playing Overwatch looking for the fucking.
- 1:07:27Speaker 10: Looking for wayward titties. They're in there, somewhere, They're in there.
- 1:07:31Speaker 10: Oh you just kind of look, got a look. There's
- 1:07:35Speaker 10: plenty of titties and Overwatch. All right, all right, feel good.
- 1:07:41Speaker 1: It's a great episode, fun, lots of developments flew by. Yeah,
- 1:07:46Speaker 1: read it over an hour, right, we must we must
- 1:07:49Speaker 1: have Yeah, all right, come to the Mohican Sun. See
- 1:07:53Speaker 1: my boy, little sass. Shout out to everybody that had
- 1:07:56Speaker 1: us in there, a little Spotify wrapped. That's so nice
- 1:07:59Speaker 1: to hear that from you guys. So nice to see it. Oh,
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: precipitous play huh oh.
- 1:08:05Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:08:06Speaker 1: And Deontay Johnson just got suspended.
- 1:08:09Speaker 10: For not going into the game against the Eagles. Yeah,
- 1:08:11Speaker 10: that's hilarious to be like, I'm not.
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: Why did he not go into the game. He said,
- 1:08:16Speaker 1: I'm not fucking playing. All right, let's bang out this parlay.
- 1:08:23Speaker 1: I'll build it on my phone or you want to
- 1:08:24Speaker 1: build it, you can build it. Should we Let's leave
- 1:08:28Speaker 1: Thursday night out.
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: All right?
- 1:08:31Speaker 1: Why Lions Packers in.
- 1:08:33Speaker 2: Case people don't listen to the episode.
- 1:08:37Speaker 10: Just do uh, let's just do Sunday parlay. Okay, what's
- 1:08:42Speaker 10: your I mean, what's your pick for Lions Packers?
- 1:08:44Speaker 1: Lions? But I kind of like Packers to cover, so
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: it's minus three. Oh, never mind, definitely don't like packers
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: to cover. That's why I think we just leave that out.
- 1:08:57Speaker 1: Leave it out.
- 1:08:57Speaker 10: Let's just rip Sunday unless you want unless like the number,
- 1:09:00Speaker 10: unless you want to go over.
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: Over fifty one and a half. That's going into jail
- 1:09:05Speaker 1: and hitting the biggest guy in the fucking mouth. Yeah,
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: I don't like that. Okay, let's just gear offenses, all right.
- 1:09:11Speaker 1: Falcons against Vikings Vikings minus five and a half over
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: under forty five and a half. Falcons Vikes? Who do
- 1:09:21Speaker 1: we like? I like over forty five?
- 1:09:27Speaker 10: Trust Okay, it's in over forty five and a half.
- 1:09:31Speaker 10: Panthers Eagles, Panthers Eagles Eagles minus twelve.
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: I like Panthers plus twelve?
- 1:09:38Speaker 2: Is that? Bryce?
- 1:09:40Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:09:41Speaker 2: I think that that's overhyped. I would hammer the Eagles.
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: On that, Eagles minus twelve.
- 1:09:46Speaker 2: I know, I know.
- 1:09:46Speaker 10: That's why Eagles played against played a weirdly close game
- 1:09:50Speaker 10: against the Jags earlier this year. They haven't been winning
- 1:09:53Speaker 10: by like huge double digit wins. Now garbage time, I'll
- 1:09:58Speaker 10: go with the Panthers on.
- 1:09:59Speaker 1: That, Panthers plus twelve, or I also do like over
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: forty six.
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: What do you think, Francis, I like the Eagles to
- 1:10:09Speaker 2: cover minus twelve.
- 1:10:11Speaker 1: All right, we'll go with the minus twelve. Minus twelve
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: is crazy. So much hype around Bryce and he's gonna
- 1:10:17Speaker 1: barely any game win by minus twelve. The Eagles are
- 1:10:21Speaker 1: going to bury him, and then who are the fucking Panthers.
- 1:10:26Speaker 1: The Panthers are playing really well, dude, with Bryce, Yes,
- 1:10:31Speaker 1: with Bryce, you'll come.
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: Back to this one.
- 1:10:33Speaker 1: We'll come back to this one. We'll come back. I'd
- 1:10:35Speaker 1: rather take the over than take Eagles minus twelve.
- 1:10:38Speaker 2: Okay, fine, take the over. What do I care?
- 1:10:41Speaker 1: Because then if it goes into garbage time and they so,
- 1:10:45Speaker 1: we have to we have to set up a tie
- 1:10:46Speaker 1: breaker oscillation system where one of you guys will get
- 1:10:49Speaker 1: the tie breaker on this one, the next one will
- 1:10:51Speaker 1: get the tiebreaker on the next one.
- 1:10:53Speaker 10: Push comes to shove, So who wants it? Time to
- 1:10:56Speaker 10: get on the table and fucking pound the table for
- 1:10:58Speaker 10: your guys.
- 1:11:00Speaker 1: I the minus twelve.
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Eagles minus twelve on this one.
- 1:11:05Speaker 1: I hate it. I hate that pick who wants tiebreaker?
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: Rock paper scissors for tiebreaker?
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: Okay, ready, rock paper scissors, rock paper scissors.
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: Shoot, I win, all right, So Eagles minus twelve. Al right,
- 1:11:15Speaker 1: well then we'll guess we can just end it on
- 1:11:17Speaker 1: that one. We're not gonna make it past it.
- 1:11:23Speaker 2: Am I wiggling my ears right now?
- 1:11:26Speaker 1: Minus twelve is dude, the Raiders played the Chiefs.
- 1:11:29Speaker 2: You already lost three the rock paper scissors. The tribe
- 1:11:33Speaker 2: has spoken.
- 1:11:34Speaker 1: This is terribly like the Eagles, because what happens is
- 1:11:37Speaker 1: these terrible teams. The teams go into it. Sirianni is
- 1:11:40Speaker 1: a fucking idiot. They go into it being like easy win,
- 1:11:42Speaker 1: and then they lose or they come close to losing.
- 1:11:45Speaker 1: They don't prep for these games like they do against
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: like the Ravens, and shit, h.
- 1:11:51Speaker 10: We could come back to this one. All right, Brown's Steelers.
- 1:11:57Speaker 1: Steelers?
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: What's the spread on that?
- 1:12:00Speaker 1: Sax and a half? I love Browns over Unders forty
- 1:12:04Speaker 1: four and forty four.
- 1:12:07Speaker 2: I think that I think that Ross is like he's
- 1:12:11Speaker 2: been bawling lately and he had a huge game and
- 1:12:13Speaker 2: now he's due to revert to Russ.
- 1:12:16Speaker 1: Russ has been playing well the entire season.
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: You know, the last game, the best last game he
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: had was his best game.
- 1:12:22Speaker 1: He not taking the Browns to cover the Steelers? What
- 1:12:26Speaker 1: are we doing?
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: Browns?
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: All right, you get the tie Raker on this one.
- 1:12:29Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I'll post. Don't do that that guy.
- 1:12:34Speaker 1: So you want Steelers, So you want Steelers?
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: Yes?
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: Six and a half? Yeah, okay? Overten egg on this
- 1:12:40Speaker 1: Jags Titans. I like the Titans to cover. I like
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: the Jags to cover Mac Jones that you have a
- 1:12:46Speaker 1: you're letting your emotion get the way. I love Mac Jones,
- 1:12:49Speaker 1: all right? Over four over thirty nine? Okay, over thirty
- 1:12:53Speaker 1: nine and a half. Or do you think under Trevor
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: Lawrence is out? Trevor Lawrence is Mac Jones?
- 1:12:58Speaker 2: Okay?
- 1:12:59Speaker 1: And who's Will Levis?
- 1:13:02Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: I don't know if I do like over it's terrible.
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: You think it's a bad pick.
- 1:13:06Speaker 2: I think under good. I agree with you on under
- 1:13:09Speaker 2: on that.
- 1:13:09Speaker 1: So should we go back to should we go back
- 1:13:14Speaker 1: to the Eggs? Dude? The slate is getting tricky in
- 1:13:19Speaker 1: this late season.
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: We really had it locked until now.
- 1:13:22Speaker 1: Now we really were Jags plus three point five, all right, done? Raiders, Bucks,
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: Baker's due for a big game. Bucks minus six. Ooh,
- 1:13:34Speaker 1: but the Raiders have a pretty solid defense. Raiders have
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: what all right? Bucks minus six? I like Bucks minus six,
- 1:13:42Speaker 1: but I think Bucky Irving might be hurt and Baker
- 1:13:46Speaker 1: is like questionable. Giants Saints. I like Saints minus four
- 1:13:52Speaker 1: point five. Yeah, you can never bet on the Giants.
- 1:13:55Speaker 1: The Giants are so bad they won't cover ever. Chat's
- 1:14:00Speaker 1: Dolphins Dolphins minus six.
- 1:14:07Speaker 2: That's I would stay away from that game.
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: I like over forty five, over forty five. It's in Miami. Yeah,
- 1:14:13Speaker 1: over forty five, all right, Dolphins might put up forty
- 1:14:16Speaker 1: five by themselves. Seahawks at Cardinals. Oh, that's a tough one.
- 1:14:22Speaker 10: Seahawks seven and five right now, Cardinals Kyler Murray is
- 1:14:29Speaker 10: zero and two since Black Ops six came out.
- 1:14:32Speaker 1: I pause my game to be here. He I mean,
- 1:14:35Speaker 1: he's so like he can't play quarterbacks. It's out. So
- 1:14:40Speaker 1: you like Seahawks plus three? I don't hate it. Book it.
- 1:14:46Speaker 1: Bills at Rams, what do you say?
- 1:14:50Speaker 2: That's a tough one. What's the spread?
- 1:14:52Speaker 1: Four and a half Rams at home getting four and
- 1:14:54Speaker 1: a half? Rams need it more than the Bills do. Yeah,
- 1:14:58Speaker 1: but the Bills have been fun fucking The Rams are
- 1:15:02Speaker 1: not that good. The Rams have a good quarterback, good receivers,
- 1:15:05Speaker 1: good defensive line. That's it. I still think right the
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: Bills man Bills, I think bells.
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: They're also like trying to catch the top of the
- 1:15:16Speaker 2: That's true, You're right, So it matters. They want home field,
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: and they're.
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: Gonna go to l A. It's gonna feel like a
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: home game. Let's go Buffalo.
- 1:15:23Speaker 2: Very true?
- 1:15:24Speaker 1: All right, Bill's Bears at Niners. See this one. I
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: was thinking, I've been thinking about this one all week.
- 1:15:33Speaker 1: He calls black out six just to think about I
- 1:15:35Speaker 1: kind of like Bears plus four.
- 1:15:37Speaker 10: I'm with you, bro, The Niners suck?
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: Yea is Nick Bosa still out? If Nick bos is
- 1:15:43Speaker 1: back in, it's it's forty nine ers checks. Why don't
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: you do side research to see if Bosos back in
- 1:15:49Speaker 1: because the bear Zo line is awful. But if there's
- 1:15:52Speaker 1: no Bosa, is Joey Boza playing him? And Trent Williams
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: having practice today?
- 1:16:09Speaker 2: Alright?
- 1:16:09Speaker 1: Alright, then go Bears Bears plus four. Okay, Chargers at Chiefs.
- 1:16:16Speaker 2: That's a good game. I like the Chargers.
- 1:16:18Speaker 1: Okay, forty two and a half is the over under.
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: That seems low, That seems low, but yeah, over over.
- 1:16:24Speaker 1: I think we stay away from the spread because you
- 1:16:27Speaker 1: know how it is.
- 1:16:28Speaker 10: But do you never know who you're gonna get? And
- 1:16:30Speaker 10: then Bengals Cowboys Monday Night.
- 1:16:34Speaker 1: As I guess Bengals, But Bengals minus five point five
- 1:16:38Speaker 1: seems kind of ridiculous. Cowboys do suck. But the Cowboys
- 1:16:41Speaker 1: are at home, at home the Bengals defenses. Aren't you
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: like cowboys? No? I don't like the Cowboys, but I
- 1:16:49Speaker 1: also don't know if I like the Maybe just go
- 1:16:51Speaker 1: Bengals money line? All right, Bengals money line, all right?
- 1:16:57Speaker 1: Right now, it's at one hundred sixty four thousand to one.
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: All right, So we bet one dollar and if we win,
- 1:17:05Speaker 2: we make one hundred and sixty four thousand dollars.
- 1:17:08Speaker 1: No, no, no, if we bet. If we bet, I'm
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: betting one hundred.
- 1:17:13Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm betting one hundred dollars to win one hundred
- 1:17:16Speaker 10: and sixty four thousand dollars that I split among all
- 1:17:19Speaker 10: of us.
- 1:17:19Speaker 1: Okay, but I think we should reevaluate Panthers Eagles. Should
- 1:17:23Speaker 1: I just take it off? That's really going to hurt
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: our odds, and I feel really good about it. I'd
- 1:17:28Speaker 1: rather take Eagles money line.
- 1:17:29Speaker 10: Okay, I just took it off, and now it's eighty
- 1:17:31Speaker 10: six thousand dollars.
- 1:17:34Speaker 2: You just haved us with one leg.
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: Dude, Minus twelve is crazy? Forty six? Should we just
- 1:17:42Speaker 1: go over.
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: That?
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: This is sass is, This is he's you know, he's
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: done his You like to over the under. He's made
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: an executive decision.
- 1:17:51Speaker 1: A let's go minus. Well, let's go minus. Well. I'm
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: rooting for it. I'm not going to be rooting against it.
- 1:17:58Speaker 1: I just I feel like minus twelve is a shit?
- 1:18:00Speaker 2: Do you like that?
- 1:18:01Speaker 1: I mean the under is is minus one twelve, so
- 1:18:04Speaker 1: it's like Vegas slightly favors the under forty six. I mean,
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: how many times have the Panthers lost by twelve points
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: this year?
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: Who knows who cares me. You're in the weeds too much.
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: You gotta go with your God here. It's everything you
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: said that made me feel good about it.
- 1:18:25Speaker 1: It's too Week one, the Panthers lost by everyone's. Week two,
- 1:18:29Speaker 1: they lost by twenty three. Okay, but let's see, like
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: since they've been good, they've been getting smoked. They've been
- 1:18:36Speaker 1: getting blown out. They lost to the Commanders by thirty
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: three points. They lost to the Broncos by fourteen in
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: Philly as well, one to the Saints. Or they beat
- 1:18:47Speaker 1: the Saints, they beat the Giants. They lost by three
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: to the Chiefs.
- 1:18:53Speaker 2: That's an aberration. Also, those are the games.
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: That and they lost by three to the Bucks last week.
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: So the last three, last two games, that's four games,
- 1:19:02Speaker 1: four games, they have two wins, and they've lost by
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: three points. Listen to again, we did rock paper scissors.
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: None of it seems to matter. Okay, all right, you're right,
- 1:19:09Speaker 1: we did rock paper scissors. You get to pick minus
- 1:19:12Speaker 1: twelve eagles.
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: You're just trying to talk me out of it.
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: No, I'm not. I'm agreeing with you. You you do
- 1:19:17Speaker 1: I don't get to make all the choices.
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: No, but you you have been so insistent that I
- 1:19:23Speaker 2: just cannot be bothered to be equally insistent anymore.
- 1:19:27Speaker 1: No, I am agreeing with you. I'm saying you got
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: to pick this one. You won Rock paper scissors minus twelve.
- 1:19:34Speaker 1: Eagles minus twelve is in, okay, good, good, Eagles minus
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: twelve is in. All right.
- 1:19:38Speaker 2: I want.
- 1:19:40Speaker 1: Sixty nothing I want in then for the parlay of
- 1:19:43Speaker 1: me to say, don't bother listening to this one, guys,
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: this one.
- 1:19:47Speaker 11: Save your mind.
- 1:19:47Speaker 1: It's your fucking parlay.
- 1:19:55Speaker 2: I want every leg to hit except for the eagles
- 1:19:58Speaker 2: minus twelve.
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: Five of a us in this room.
- 1:20:00Speaker 10: Twenty percent each on this twenty percent each on one
- 1:20:03Speaker 10: hundred and sixty four thousand dollars.
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: That's like thirty two grand each pre tax. I'll eat
- 1:20:11Speaker 1: the tax for you boys. It's a lot of tax.
- 1:20:15Speaker 1: I'll eat the tax bill. I'll take a loss on this.
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: All right, Thank you guys for listening. We'll see you
- 1:20:20Speaker 1: guys next week.
- 1:20:21Speaker 12: Goodbye.
- 1:20:39Speaker 1: What was up?
- 1:20:42Speaker 3: Still still under ground? So I looked on game round,
- 1:21:00Speaker 3: only fall in one way. I was only fallen one
- 1:21:07Speaker 3: bad jade we drink did food? Was so?
- 1:21:23Speaker 4: So?
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: Then you need something? No, I'm coming. I was on
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: a phone long. I was on a phone in I
- 1:21:45Speaker 3: was on your phone in one. I was on your
- 1:21:51Speaker 3: phone in street, say falling one way, Sae. Just a
- 1:22:28Speaker 3: dist of the Bay basketball, back of the call.
- 1:22:33Speaker 1: Just a man.
- 1:22:34Speaker 3: Not really take a cad of you.
- 1:22:36Speaker 14: Gussy, the pnas J, the ji.
- 1:23:23Speaker 9: Don't.
- 1:23:24Speaker 3: It's