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"CLOCKIT" - New Streaming Service First Look · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on artists,
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  Speaker 1: and boy are things heating up in this studio episode.
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  Speaker 2: Streaming Streaming streaming. There are so many streaming services and
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  Speaker 2: so many new ones coming out as well. The failure
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  Speaker 2: of Quibi left a new space open for a new app, Clockett.
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  Speaker 3: Clockett is the first streaming service only available on your
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  Speaker 3: smart watch. It is very mobile, it is very exciting,
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  Speaker 3: and they are full of enthusiasm about their slates. So
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  Speaker 3: we talked to some of the executives of Clockett to
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  Speaker 3: see just what it's all about.
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  Speaker 4: Get ready to hear all these executives and get ready
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  Speaker 4: to pay your subscription for Clockett.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, what do we say?
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  Speaker 5: What do we say?
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  Speaker 2: What do we say?
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  Speaker 1: What do we say? Talk TikTok? Everybody TikTok times running in.
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  Speaker 5: This is so exciting. We are here.
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  Speaker 1: It is the executives of Crockett really excited to be
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  Speaker 1: here for Clockett, are really excited for Clockett.
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  Speaker 6: I'm really excited for getting together. We're doing it.
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  Speaker 3: Talk talk TikTok talk, talk worried tick.
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  Speaker 2: Really fuck TikTok tick?
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  Speaker 5: Shall we go around?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's do it. Let's do it. Hi, I
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  Speaker 1: am goofin and a goof it Crockett. Hi, guys, I'm goofing.
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  Speaker 1: I'm one of the producers and one of the head
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  Speaker 1: marketing CEOs for the new app Clockett coming to a
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  Speaker 1: watch near you.
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  Speaker 6: Love your man, Love your man. We couldn't do what
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  Speaker 6: we do without Goofing.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell you. Thanks, che cheers, begs.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, I'm giggling Richards and I am an executive here
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  Speaker 2: at Clockett. The first app on your phone ever.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's legally we can't say that. Also, I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to say, guys, legally we can't keep saying TikTok. TikTok
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  Speaker 1: is an app. It's a very.
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  Speaker 6: Popular way we talked to each other.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but that's office versus on camera, off versus.
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  Speaker 2: I cooked that.
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  Speaker 1: That's good.
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  Speaker 6: And I noticed that you said on your phone as well.
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  Speaker 6: It's more on the watching it remember.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, But I will say also, legally, all watch
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  Speaker 1: apps have to also be on a phone. That's how
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  Speaker 1: that's how those apps work.
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  Speaker 7: All right.
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  Speaker 6: My name is Chortle Morony, Meet you all, Shortal. My
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  Speaker 6: name is Chortle.
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  Speaker 1: Chortle, Chortle. We know you.
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  Speaker 2: You're in the office, And I can't believe we all
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  Speaker 2: found each other.
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  Speaker 6: I can't believe it, I really can't. I am, of course,
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  Speaker 6: the head of UH Comedy, Clockett making comedy. I'm the
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  Speaker 6: vice president of comedic programming, sitcoms, what.
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  Speaker 1: Have you all?
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  Speaker 6: The funny stuff?
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  Speaker 5: Hello mate, my name is Toute.
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  Speaker 4: My name is Tout, and I am how we say,
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  Speaker 4: the UH main soul investor in Clockett.
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  Speaker 5: I birthed this in a.
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  Speaker 4: Little place we call the UK, brought it over to
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  Speaker 4: America and had a meeting with these fools, and it's
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  Speaker 4: been the best partnership we've ever had since.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, I can't believe we found each other.
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  Speaker 1: It's been I literally can't you.
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  Speaker 6: Too.
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  Speaker 2: And and you know, this isn't the first collab for
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  Speaker 2: the Laughing Boys, as we used to call ourselves. We
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  Speaker 2: tried to do a streaming surface that was only viewable
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  Speaker 2: on your microwave, tried to do one that you could
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  Speaker 2: only do on your grill through the flames of the fire.
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  Speaker 2: And we tried to do one only visible in your
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  Speaker 2: own eyeballs. Now we were way ahead of our time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was fun. The biggest problem was the lack
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  Speaker 1: of technology.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the biggest problem was that we are not smart
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  Speaker 2: enough to do.
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  Speaker 4: Also finding it's finding tech that will match up with
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  Speaker 4: the creative right.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And I thought one idea I really love was
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  Speaker 1: the one where for surfers, where you project funny videos
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  Speaker 1: on the waves as they come in. I thought that
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  Speaker 1: was such a good idea.
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  Speaker 7: Of so many surfers who talk about how bored they
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  Speaker 7: get surfing.
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  Speaker 5: No, it's such a thing. It's such a thing. But
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  Speaker 5: the tech, the tech surf boredom kills.
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  Speaker 2: It kills one hundred thousand surfers a year.
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  Speaker 6: That was the name of our show. We were trying
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  Speaker 6: to get in.
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  Speaker 5: The surf boredom.
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  Speaker 6: God.
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  Speaker 4: I love working them with a laughing boys. I remember
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  Speaker 4: what I told I told Mummy. I said, I just
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  Speaker 4: got my inheritance. I had turned twenty five at the time,
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  Speaker 4: and I said, Mommy, what am I gonna do with
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  Speaker 4: all this money?
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  Speaker 5: What am I gonna do with billions and billions of dollars?
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  Speaker 4: And she was like, well, you can go to Billy Gates,
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  Speaker 4: and you could go to Oprah, you can go to
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  Speaker 4: shondaland you could do all these different things, you know.
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  Speaker 4: And then I said she was like, where do you lie?
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, I like, I like inventing in
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  Speaker 4: the quirky space, right, I like, what is it thinking
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  Speaker 4: of things nobody has thought of?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 4: And that's when I read the article about the streaming
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  Speaker 4: service for the microwave that never saw the light of day?
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  Speaker 4: And I said, how have these laughing boys not seen
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  Speaker 4: the light of day?
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  Speaker 5: And that's when I made that phone call.
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  Speaker 4: And then I realized you guys only communicate via pages,
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  Speaker 4: And I said, you a page.
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  Speaker 2: I don't trust a phone. Yeah, I'll just say that
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  Speaker 2: I don't trust a phone. But you know what, and
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  Speaker 2: I'm so glad you reached out. What I think we
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  Speaker 2: should do. We haven't even talked about our darn thing yet.
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  Speaker 2: How about we explain exactly what this thing is?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Yeah, yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it. Basically,
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  Speaker 1: we saw everybody in the US and Asia and UH
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  Speaker 1: Africa and Europe and even Antarctica and South America and
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  Speaker 1: Greenland and Arctic and Australia. There it is. I was
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  Speaker 1: pulling up rank, I was pulling up banks. Anyway, we
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  Speaker 1: saw everybody looking at this thing. And I guess what.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't their phone, it wasn't their computer. It was
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  Speaker 1: a thing on their wrist, something that we like to
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  Speaker 1: call a watch.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you if this sounds familiar. You're on
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  Speaker 2: the street corner what you're standing? Some a gentleman approaches
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  Speaker 2: you with a hat.
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  Speaker 1: And you're standing.
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  Speaker 2: Approaches you with that, and he has excuse me, sir,
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  Speaker 2: do you have the time?
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  Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know, do I.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you do. It's on your watch.
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  Speaker 1: Great, And I look at my watch and I what
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  Speaker 1: am I watching?
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  Speaker 2: Adam Sandler's new show sand It Down, where he talks
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  Speaker 2: to different professional sanders and contractors around the globe. And
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  Speaker 2: that's just a glimpse of some of the original programming
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  Speaker 2: we have only on clocket. That's right, a streaming service
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  Speaker 2: only available on your wrist.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, I'm walking down the street now, now what Okay,
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking. I'm walking And then I see you there
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  Speaker 4: in the.
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  Speaker 6: Hut here I am and I ask you what time
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  Speaker 6: is it?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Well, I can show you.
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  Speaker 5: Oh but what are you watching there?
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  Speaker 6: Well, it turns out I'm actually watching a brand new
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  Speaker 6: sitcom about a bunch of teenage boys who learn to skateboard,
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  Speaker 6: but they only use paper for their skateboards.
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  Speaker 4: And that's on Clockett and the only streaming service on
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  Speaker 4: your clock, and it's called paperboarders.
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  Speaker 5: You know, I get.
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  Speaker 2: I get a lot of questions. I get a lot
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  Speaker 2: of questions sometimes I'm on the street.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we get a lot of questions on the street.
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  Speaker 5: I'm an hat. How you there?
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, sir. I have a question for you. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: I see you're watching amazing television on your wrist. Can
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  Speaker 2: I watch that same show on my phone? No? And
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  Speaker 2: that's the difference.
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  Speaker 6: So imagine this. I'm walking on the sheep. I'm walking.
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  Speaker 6: I'm walking. I'm walking and walking. Babe.
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  Speaker 5: Hey, i'm driving.
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  Speaker 6: Here he driving hot dogs?
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  Speaker 2: Get your hot dogs.
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  Speaker 6: Okay, I'm not angry for hot dogs. My wife is
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  Speaker 6: in a hat. Forget about that. My wife isn't a hat.
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  Speaker 6: I say, look over at my wife. I look at
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  Speaker 6: You're not my wife. But you pretend your mind, of course,
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  Speaker 6: what you're watching on your fucking little watch?
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  Speaker 5: What my watching?
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  Speaker 4: It's my new favorite show by Anthony from The Queer
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  Speaker 4: Guys Boys, and it's him.
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  Speaker 6: And then I say, hey, oh, to watch that too,
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  Speaker 6: And we do something we call it the clock at
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  Speaker 6: link and I slip my watch on her watch, and
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  Speaker 6: all of a sudden.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's like a QR code. The day that we
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  Speaker 2: figured that out. The day that we figured that out,
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  Speaker 2: it was.
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  Speaker 1: A huge day for us.
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  Speaker 6: Nuts We created the most spreadable content.
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  Speaker 1: We can get it.
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  Speaker 2: We were so proud of ourselves. We doubled our adderall prescriptions.
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  Speaker 1: It was amazing, It was fantastic.
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  Speaker 5: It is my last and final pitch for you viewers.
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  Speaker 4: You may be watching a good show on your watch
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  Speaker 4: and someone does ask you what time it is? How
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  Speaker 4: can you watch TV and know what time it is
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  Speaker 4: at the same time? During our TV shows, you can
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  Speaker 4: ask any single character on the screen what time it
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  Speaker 4: is and they will tell you.
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  Speaker 5: So it is a functioning.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's amazing. This technology is amazing. You tap your screen,
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  Speaker 1: it comes up with a thing, and you ask a
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  Speaker 1: character in the show what time it is and they
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  Speaker 1: answer with the answer.
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  Speaker 2: It was the most expensive thing you've ever filmed.
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  Speaker 1: We he shot a show with Chance the Rapper hosting
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  Speaker 1: showing people his house, and we had to do a
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  Speaker 1: million takes of Chance saying every possible time, it could
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  Speaker 1: be anytime.
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  Speaker 2: Every possible checkpoint, because we have checkpoints every two seconds
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  Speaker 2: in the show. So if you ask, like what time
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  Speaker 2: is it and it's eleven fifty seven. Sometimes you have
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  Speaker 2: to wait like two seconds for Adam Sandler to then
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  Speaker 2: turn to the camera and say it's eleven fifty seven
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  Speaker 2: and then turned back to the scene. That is NASA.
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  Speaker 6: Level technology for a chance the rapper's house to it.
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  Speaker 6: We shot with him maybe thirty minutes, right, We shot
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  Speaker 6: thirty minutes of him walking around, and then we shot
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  Speaker 6: maybe four or five weeks of him saying every single
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  Speaker 6: minute of every single hour.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's why we had We had two crews. We
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  Speaker 4: had Crew A and B. Right now, every show had
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  Speaker 4: two units.
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  Speaker 5: Clock crew.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a team, a easy job, a nightmare. Let me.
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  Speaker 2: We had too highre psychiatrists, Yes, we did.
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  Speaker 1: It was almost like active combat for those people.
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  Speaker 5: The cinematographers we got for Unit A.
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  Speaker 4: For the Adam Sandlers show, it's beautiful shots. But the
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  Speaker 4: Clock show, the clock dps, it's just straight shot, locked
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  Speaker 4: the camera to the down.
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  Speaker 1: And that was also a very interesting thing where a
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  Speaker 1: little comp You know, when you're building a new app,
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  Speaker 1: you run into a couple of complications. One of the
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  Speaker 1: biggest complications I say we'd have was the dimensions of
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  Speaker 1: an eye watch. It is not a good dimension it's
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  Speaker 1: two by two of course, of course one inch by
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  Speaker 1: one inch. It's square. It's awful. So we have to
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  Speaker 1: kind of put these We got these really lovely Alexas
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  Speaker 1: and Aris, the highest cameras you could pay for, and
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  Speaker 1: then we'd put little boxes on them to limit how
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  Speaker 1: much you could get, just so it looks like a
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  Speaker 1: watch so right.
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  Speaker 6: And imagine, you know, comedy. I always like to say,
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  Speaker 6: my favorite thing is comedy is in the wide shot. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I like to really, you hit a big wide shot
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  Speaker 6: crazy a British guy.
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  Speaker 2: It's very funny when they're very far away from me.
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  Speaker 3: We had we we are really proud of ourselves. We've
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  Speaker 3: got mister being himself. Rowanette conson to revive mister be Mister.
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  Speaker 4: One of the biggest shows on Cockett and mister Bean
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  Speaker 4: in this one talks the whole kind.
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  Speaker 2: There is no physical comedy whatsoever. Because we thought it's
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  Speaker 2: twenty twenty two, what would mister Bean be doing now said.
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  Speaker 6: It's twenty twenty two. We cannot silence to be.
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  Speaker 5: We cannot silence.
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  Speaker 2: He's been silence for way too long, for way too long.
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  Speaker 4: When you walk that into the pitch room and you said,
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  Speaker 4: what you just said.
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  Speaker 6: Well, we cannot silence with being it's twenty twenty two.
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  Speaker 5: I said, here's my inheritance. Take it, put it on
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  Speaker 5: a clock, and give it to Babel.
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  Speaker 2: And I got a hand it to two because we
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  Speaker 2: took this to every venture capitalist down and they all
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  Speaker 2: said something to the degree of no or ha ha
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: ha ha ha, yeah, ha ha ha ha directed at us,
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  Speaker 2: not with.
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  Speaker 1: Us, but you too. You had the bravery audacity.
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  Speaker 2: You had the kahunahs.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, I don't have bowls. I'm a woman.
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  Speaker 1: Woman was very funny woman.
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  Speaker 5: My family's estate.
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  Speaker 4: They tried so hard to keep my money from me
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  Speaker 4: as long as possible.
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  Speaker 2: They knew come from.
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  Speaker 1: A line of war war criminals, yes.
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  Speaker 8: Weapons manufacturing all of the weapons, and they knew when
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  Speaker 8: they gave the money to me, it'd be like money
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  Speaker 8: in the butterfinger hands and just fly up and fit
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  Speaker 8: the ground.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. I knew classic British phrase you always say, are.
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  Speaker 4: In the hands, And I knew that I was different
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  Speaker 4: than my family.
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  Speaker 5: They used money for what productivity? Guns?
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  Speaker 1: War?
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  Speaker 4: I think not. I think let's give mister Bean a voice.
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  Speaker 2: A different kind of war. Yes, I am streaming wars.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, talk about our experiences because we all come from
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  Speaker 4: different streaming work right, Yes, yes, because I remember I
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  Speaker 4: gave about five thousand dollars to Hulu and I never
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  Speaker 4: saw that again.
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  Speaker 1: You gave five thousand dollars to them? Was that an
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  Speaker 1: investment or a subscription?
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  Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 6: Billionaire?
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  Speaker 1: Was that the subscription? Or was that just a generous donation?
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  Speaker 1: Was that a PBS type of thing where you just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to support them?
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  Speaker 5: Again, I have goot.
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  Speaker 4: A fingers, I don't know what to do with my money,
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  Speaker 4: and I thought, let me just mail them five thousand dollars.
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  Speaker 4: Maybe they'll use it for something good. I never saw
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  Speaker 4: that money again.
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  Speaker 1: What were you expecting to see? We expected to see
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  Speaker 1: that money again.
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  Speaker 5: I thought the company would grow well.
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  Speaker 1: So I came from another you know, like I think
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  Speaker 1: we all came from different streaming platforms. I came from
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  Speaker 1: the Twigs streaming platform. TwixT Chocolate was trying to launch
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  Speaker 1: this beautiful, beautiful idea of it was gorgeous, it was dramatic,
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: it was gory.
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  Speaker 2: And you know, in theory, it was beautiful.
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  Speaker 1: It was sexy, yes, it was very getty. Villa of five.
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  Speaker 1: It was so good.
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  Speaker 2: It's a water park, you know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It was so sexy.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody in bathing suits and you can ride a ride,
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  Speaker 1: but you can also see historic Greek art. That's what
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  Speaker 1: it felt like to be in that room, to be
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  Speaker 1: on that thing.
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  Speaker 6: But that's a problem. It was a room.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. So the idea was we stream one room.
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  Speaker 1: It was the entire time, and if you bought enough twixes,
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  Speaker 1: you could get entrance into the room.
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  Speaker 6: That's all these streaming services, right, they think they're making
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  Speaker 6: something completely brand new, and it's all accidentally we built
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  Speaker 6: at Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we'll say.
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  Speaker 5: We made the gifting playout.
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  Speaker 2: Netflix thinks they're so original. I you guys know, I
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  Speaker 2: came from Netflix. I was the town dunce at Netflix
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  Speaker 2: was responsible.
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  Speaker 1: For being I can't believe that at all.
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  Speaker 2: I remember, you walked into the pretty straight laced God
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  Speaker 2: you right, you are straight laced. But you should have
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  Speaker 2: seen me in Netflix. I had a traffic cone on
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  Speaker 2: my head and they paid me to sort of walk
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  Speaker 2: around in circles so sort of act like a juggling buffoon.
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  Speaker 2: I could never juggle. They said, don't learn to juggle,
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  Speaker 2: but keep juggling. Does that make sense?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? No, that totally makes it.
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  Speaker 2: And they'd be like, yes, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: And you I always thought it was so devastating because
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  Speaker 1: you had such good show pitches that Netflix turned down,
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  Speaker 1: and that now Clocket has I'm so pumped.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so excited and I cannot believe that Netflix turned
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  Speaker 2: this down. Yes, but cooling off with Jennifer Coolidge, it's
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: genius where she takes dry ice and she puts it
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  Speaker 2: in places you would never think.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy where this woman puts dry ice.
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  Speaker 4: And could you imagine watching her put dry ice in
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  Speaker 4: her kudah and then asking her what time is it?
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: And she looks at you and she said four forty five.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: You're never gonna get that any And it was awful
• 17:01
  Speaker 1: to film that. It was awful. Jennifer Coolige struggled through
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: that whole thing. Dry ice burns.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: What about that show that you brought over from Netflix
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: that they ripped you off, by the way, is it.
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: Crab oh Crab? Yeah, that was Downton Abbey and then
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: we rebooted it as crab On Clockett, right, So it's
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: it's basically they ripped this off from me completely. When
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: I saw Downton Abbey on the screen, I got so
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: mad because that is so much like our show A
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: Little Crab who Learns to Read.
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: But I loved, Yes, it was devastating.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: The same vibe, not the same words, not the same characters,
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: but the vibe ident But on Clockett voiced by Seth
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: mcfalland that hilarious.
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: So many voices talking about right now, that's very similar
• 17:46
  Speaker 6: to the streaming service that I was at before this, Right,
• 17:48
  Speaker 6: I worked at a very small British streaming service that
• 17:51
  Speaker 6: only showed British dramas and British crime shows. It was
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: called Niblington and Niblington was, to be honest, the was
• 18:00
  Speaker 6: boring experience of my entire life.
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we have a lot.
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: Of show called Midwinter Crimes, Doctor Professor's Curious Little Night
• 18:09
  Speaker 6: of Mischief.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: You guys are the series of the history of different
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: different castles.
• 18:14
  Speaker 6: Right, yes, a history of castles called Knights and Knaves.
• 18:19
  Speaker 6: It was really awful. I read an.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: Article about that. They surveyed one hundred retirement homeworkers and
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: they said that that was the number one streaming service
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: on at the time of death.
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: When many guys, yes, there's They actually started trying to
• 18:33
  Speaker 6: as well. Someone tried to come to arrest me, a
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: detective try to arrest me for killing Uh, lots and
• 18:39
  Speaker 6: lots of old people. Correlation cor really circumstantially, you know,
• 18:46
  Speaker 6: just because they died during Missus Vannywigs brand new proposal.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Not mean.
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Bored to death, but I will say I love brand
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: new Missus Fannywigs brand new proposal. She had so many
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: and she was incredible, right and I loved it. It
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: was both her being proposed to and her proposing things
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: at work. I thought it was a genius.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: She is an incredible British actress. She you've probably seen
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: her before. You don't even remember. She was in Harry Potter.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: She played all of the little gremlins in Gringofs. Covered
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: in makeup was her name was? Her name was debor
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Riah Zone to Baby and she was wonderful.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: That's credible.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: This is and I will fox for the ages by.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: The way, a very funny woman. I will say, by
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: the way, to announce we do.
• 19:35
  Speaker 6: I booked her.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: You got her, you got to baby to babies and
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: she is going to be showing everybody all the babies.
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: That she finds. Yeah, she does that as a charity work.
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: She goes around finding babies, right, Yes.
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: She finds missing babies Okay, and then what does she
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: do with them again?
• 19:55
  Speaker 6: She she just kind of bats them on the back
• 19:58
  Speaker 6: and have you.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: He gives them back.
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: Incredible.
• 20:03
  Speaker 4: Let's talk about sleep mode, that you can put the
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: watch on sleep mode and there are shows that you
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: can just that aren't excited we have to.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: Tell everyone about sleep.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Oh I love sleep. It's a whole different slate. You
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: can put the watch in sleep mode and you get nighttime,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: sleepy time shows that can put you to sleep. My
• 20:22
  Speaker 1: one of my favorite shows that we have is Harry
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: Styles reading books. I think it's a genius idea. He's
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: so sexy. He reminds me a lot of the Twigs
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: show that I was at. He is just so sexy
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: with his voice and he just reads you these lullabies,
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: these nice stories. God was expensive, Yeah, he was so expensive,
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: but like spare no cost, spare no cost, you know.
• 20:45
  Speaker 7: But you also have one which is called Time a
• 20:48
  Speaker 7: different way where we have different actors coming on and
• 20:52
  Speaker 7: instead of talking about the clock and reading it in
• 20:55
  Speaker 7: a chronological order, they just say time in different times
• 21:00
  Speaker 7: out of the blue.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and lots of quotes about time really redefines what
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: time is, right, it's a lot of like, oh, you
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: know it's four thirty five, now it's six twenty four.
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: Jeremy Irons, Yeah, Jeremy Iron's reading of seven to twenty three.
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: Am oh, change the game for me.
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: Absolutely kills all over my body to my toes, absolutely,
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: absolutely mental amazing.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so sleep Mode is wonderful. We're so excited to
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: show it. Basically, what happens if you're in the middle
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: of any show, you can turn on sleep mode and
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: that show will become also a sleepy time version of
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: that show.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: What happens is it's like you're watching Adam Sandler's standing right.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and send it down, turn you send it down,
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: and you'll turn on sleep mode timeless.
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: Hey talks like that's a great Adam Sailor.
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: But his noise little distorted crew.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we had a third crew. Is the sleep crew?
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Where that was when the actors would do the exact
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: same scene. Yes, but on lots of night.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Will Yes, the first unit was content, second unit time,
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: third unit sleepy mode.
• 22:04
  Speaker 6: I should talk about the fourth unit, the compass. Yes, yes,
• 22:09
  Speaker 6: come y is my favorite. It's my crowd.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Oh god, you the head of funny time up with
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: this idea a.
• 22:17
  Speaker 6: Man of comedy and also came up of compass mode.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: It's my favorite one. It's my favorite.
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: Tell Us, tell us, tell them us.
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: Compass mode is something entirely different. What happens is everything
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: is related to where you're going. So if you start
• 22:34
  Speaker 6: walking a certain direction, it changes the emotion of the
• 22:37
  Speaker 6: character in the scene.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: So North is happy, West is sad, yes, God.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: Of course hungry, and East it's confused.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: And these are we pulled from ancient Greek theater, which
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: is trained that North is always happy and West is
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: always sad. True. So yes, South is, South is hungry.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: Not only does a compass mode have been my culture?
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: South is storbing.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Wow? What culture is that? Idaho?
• 23:10
  Speaker 5: Wow?
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: I will say just I know this is off topic,
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: but the Idaho culture so rich.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: It's rich, it's rich.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: It's rich, rich culture.
• 23:20
  Speaker 6: You brought off and talked to us a lot about
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: the Idaho Yeah, you tell us a lot about it.
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: And I'm always I did not know so rich and
• 23:27
  Speaker 6: ignorant rich.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: A lot of people don't know. A lot of people
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: don't know that we have our own holidays, we have
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: our version of Christmas. Last six months.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: Whoa.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: So that is why I take so many vacations. Every
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: day Santa comes every night only an Idaho wow.
• 23:46
  Speaker 6: And I mean, I don't.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: Know why people haven't appropriated this yet, because it.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Is you want people to appreciate it.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, yes, Idaho culture is all about sharing.
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: You know, in the UK we say Happy Christmas, said
• 24:00
  Speaker 7: merry Christmas? Do they say something different? In Idaho?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: We say howdy dooty is Christmas?
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Again?
• 24:06
  Speaker 5: It's so different through the culture.
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: The culture is so different. I'm so sorry I cut
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: you off.
• 24:11
  Speaker 6: Earlier we were talking about Compass.
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: I was talking about compas modes.
• 24:13
  Speaker 4: And I'll say, what was so different about Compass mode
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: than all the other modes is that we needed separate
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: writers rooms for each show, depending on what direction you're
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: going in.
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: Right, So just say.
• 24:22
  Speaker 9: Say really quickly, we have so much money, so much
• 24:26
  Speaker 9: your family, uh illegally took over Angola and that was
• 24:30
  Speaker 9: a huge thing for you, right, And they.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: Knew when I turned a certain age that so much
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: money would go into the wrong hands, butterfinger hands, if
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: you will. And did they know I would make quite
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: a beautiful sculpture like I would clock it?
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: Have your parents talked to you about it at all?
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: Are they interested in clockt like.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: So they they refuse to see it, Okay, because if
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: it's not a gun, they don't want to.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Talk about it. Okay.
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: Unfortunately, one day, one day I will get my parents approve.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: They won't even have a choice. Clockett. We've made a
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: deal with every watch company that Clockett will at least
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: have to play for the first fifteen hours that we
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: launch on your watch.
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: It's gonna be global. It's gonna take over every single watch.
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: Oh, let's talk about the Grand Weekend.
• 25:19
  Speaker 8: Weekend, Grand Weekend, this coming weekend.
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: This weekend, we.
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: Are going to change the trajectory of planet Earth itself.
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: It's a massive but what's gonna look at watch and
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: go what is this?
• 25:35
  Speaker 6: This weekend? Book to your wrist.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: You know when you are driving along and sometimes you'll
• 25:40
  Speaker 4: hear an amber alert and somebody else will have that.
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: Imagine amber Alert's going off everywhere for a full scripted content.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Except it's Judy dentious news show, Judy, Judy, Judy, Time
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: for more Judy. Something that barely fits on the watch,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: but we bought for it.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: It's it's gonna be amazing when every single watch goes
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: off at the same time with Judy Dench's intro to
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: the show, Judy, Judy, Judy, It's time for more Judy.
• 26:10
  Speaker 5: That's grand weekend for you.
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: Can we announce to the sound she's doing? Yes, No,
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: she's doing a big sound to get your attention. Everyone's
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: gonna hear the same sound. Is it okay to announce
• 26:20
  Speaker 6: the sound?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's making sound with her mouth.
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Dame Judy Dench kills this sound also doing.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: Because we're doing a grand weekend starts at three point
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: thirty three pm New.
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: York time, which is I know it's gonna be a
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: little incovenient for the rest of the world.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Who we want to end that, you know, because time
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: sounds are so different.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: Time zose have been a huge obstacle for us.
• 26:50
  Speaker 6: Or tell me the time that works for everybody?
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: You tell me?
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: Are you saying we say my family put a gun
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: to my head finder times when it works for everybody
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: that isn't.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: I can only imagine the zoom meetings coordination your family
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: must go through. I want to be in a fly
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: on the wall of that email. I'd laugh my hardest
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: laugh out loud.
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: And you're a dunce.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: So it's gonna be tough. You know some people, you
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: know China, Australia gonna be more like three am or
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: four thirty am, which.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: He fact twelve.
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: We're paying it back.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: We're gonna do three thirty three pm Australian time. So
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: all the New Yorkers are gonna get awoken by Maggie.
• 27:35
  Speaker 6: Ye, Maggie and Maggie Smith.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Yes, Maggie Chill and Hall and Maggie Smith are doing
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: a double show called Maggie's on Maggie's and where they
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: talk about everything.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: Do their sound won't?
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well will their sound? Maggie, Maggie jill In
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Hall goes and Maggie Smith goes, Well, I never when
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: I gave you, guys forty eight billion dollars, I said.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Please just do something with my favorite actress, magic Maggie
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: Jill and all.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: You were obsess with Maggie Jill and all. What's your
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: favorite magic Maggie Jill in all.
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: Movie Manchester about the Sea?
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's great. Sure, Dark one.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: Well, let's talk about the sound. That's Selena Gomes.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: Yes, well, yes, talk about the slate. Let's talk about
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: the slates.
• 28:21
  Speaker 6: Talk about well, that's that's a new show, the Sound Selena.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Show.
• 28:26
  Speaker 6: She's not doing a sound.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: She will never do.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: We tried. Our idea is it's a four episode mini
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: series about Selena Gomez working up the courage to find
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: the sound that she does.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: And it's a game show.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: It's a game show. It's we're trying to do this
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: first thing ever, a dramatic game show.
• 28:49
  Speaker 6: Dramatic game show where if you can figure out what
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: she's about to sing before she sings it, you'll get
• 28:54
  Speaker 6: to become her. And we have a very fun costume,
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: a big way we put it on you. And then
• 29:01
  Speaker 6: we get to New Selina, which is cheaper if we
• 29:04
  Speaker 6: do in latest seasons.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but four episode mini series. So we're hoping
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: somebody gets the sound maybe episode one hour, episode two.
• 29:11
  Speaker 6: And let's talk about also how the timing of the
• 29:14
  Speaker 6: show is not a normal show, right, you can't watch
• 29:18
  Speaker 6: show on your watch that's silly.
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: No, yeah, no, gross.
• 29:22
  Speaker 6: All of our shows are four to five hours.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, all of our shows are four to five hours,
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: and all of our movies.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Are em with Quibbi, we talk a lot about it's tough.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: It's tough to start a new streaming service because Quibbi
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: did what it did.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it lost a lot of like promise and
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: confident of trust.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: The vcs don't even want to touch anything anywhere close.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: To it, and it's so sad.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: It's so sad.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: Problem with Quibbi was that nobody wants to watch a
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: ten minute episode. That's absurd, that's way too short.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: Yet's get in that car and drive it the other way.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Yes, they like to be honest, and I I've got
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: a lot friends of Quibi. I've got a ton of
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: friends of Quibi. I've got so many friends of Quibi.
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: But they don't know time like we do. We are
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: a watch company. We understand the importance of time and
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: what's the best time? A long one?
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to be able to leave and not
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: miss a single thing, because I have to live your life.
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: We are not asking the fact that we are bringing
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: people's TVs to the hands. It's not saying we want
• 30:24
  Speaker 4: you to go to your couch. We want your couch
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: to go to you.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: We want it to be accessible and this is the TV.
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: To be convenient, easy and like a wet blankets just
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: in the back.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: And this is what we want to also maybe it's
• 30:35
  Speaker 1: important to say that our app doesn't work like Netflix,
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: where you can just select a show. It's like a
• 30:40
  Speaker 1: TV channel where it just plays the show sequentially any
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: time you get. So we have to figure out how
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: do we write the show so where if somebody misses
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: thirty minutes to an hour, how does it feel like
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: they didn't really miss anything? Right?
• 30:54
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: I think goes fact to all that in if they
• 30:57
  Speaker 6: if they missed yesterday, how do they get today? Also,
• 31:00
  Speaker 6: they're walking south and all the characters are hungry, doesn't
• 31:03
  Speaker 6: change what's going on, and then they want to know
• 31:05
  Speaker 6: what tim and so they stop and yeah, and you know.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: And that's the thing it's like, and that's what I think,
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: that's what we're so excited about, is for somebody to
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: look down at their watch and go, what the time
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: is it? Press Adam Sandler goes, oh, it's for thirty
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: and they go, oh, my gosh, I've been missing. Sandler
• 31:21
  Speaker 1: sands it, you know, and.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: Don't worry just because it's an it's like a TV
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: guide where it's just like a lot of TV over
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: and over again.
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: There still is a home screen like Roku City. We
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: have Clockett's cottage.
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes.
• 31:34
  Speaker 5: So when you turn it off, you'll see the cottage clock.
• 31:38
  Speaker 6: It's cottage so many.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: You get to find. It's just like Disneyland where we
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: have our little cartoon guy who's the clocky.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Clocky mouse, Colocky Mouse, walky mouse, and you.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Have to find all the hidden Clockeye mouses within Colocky's cottage.
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: I say, I will say it's tough. It's tough. The
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: watch already is very small, so these Clockee mouses are
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: a pixel maybe four.
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: And if you zoom in, it does get Grady's very grady.
• 32:08
  Speaker 6: It's not clear.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Have we tried to zoom in on the clock. We
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: didn't hire anybody that knew how to do that, so
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: that's if you know anybody.
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: It's just Sherry's on top. Really, you're lucky we've got it,
• 32:19
  Speaker 6: you know what I mean.
• 32:20
  Speaker 5: We're just giving you exercise.
• 32:21
  Speaker 6: It's amazing.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: We are so excited, we are excited. We are so
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: excited about everything. Clocket and are slate And now maybe
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: we should just mention some safety things that we legally
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: have to bring up that this product is safe. It's
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: so safe, it's.
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: The safest We have a whole committee of safety scientists
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: hand picked from Harvard, MIT and Calsey Fullerton, and they
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: have been working day in, day out to make sure
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: this is safe.
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, they went to safety scientists school. They're so safe,
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: they're beautiful.
• 33:00
  Speaker 4: Giggle is in charge of our walking tests, where we
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: have a crash room kind of like in those co
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: commercials where we have people walking watching TV and we
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: we put stuff.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Yes, we do a lot of Like construction workers holding
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: glass panes are walking in front of you, and I'll
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: tell you a lot of people walk into them.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: So we have to design. So we have. We've designed
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: a little safety feature that if you are watching and
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: looking down at your watch, we have added a motion detection.
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: We've used the inherent motion detection part of the app
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: to let you know when you're about to hit a tree.
• 33:37
  Speaker 5: I give a lot of money for this app.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: Forty eight billion dollars is not enough.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Our fifth unit, our fifth unit, of course, was responsible
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: for Adam Sandler reading off literally every single obstacle that
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: a man or woman could put encounter in their lives.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, so we wanted We thought it would be fun.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: You know, we were originally just going to do a
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: lit the alert signed some other voices, gonna come on.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: But then you had the great pitch giggling of why
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: not just make him fucking do it? You know why
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: we're already getting him in this room.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: I want to give a shout out to all of
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: our talent who was so game or so into since the.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: Rapper, Adam Sandler, Dame Judy.
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: Den, James Gordon, his late another late night show, The.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Property Brother, Sydney Sweeney.
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: Mister Metts, Keanu Reeves. I have to watch mister Metts,
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: the big old baseball heads. Mister Metts talks menstruation.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: It's about Yes, it's such a beautiful show.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: You know, I wish when I was a little girl,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: maybe I had a baseball they could tell me why
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: I was bleeding? Yes, are you kind of wish that
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: for me? And so I'm so glad that no little
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: girls will suffer like that anymore.
• 34:53
  Speaker 4: And Kiggily and I sat down in all one of
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: our conference rooms and we said, if this isn't hooked
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: up to the men stration cycle we have.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: There was a moment. Yeah, And that's why every single
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: show is hooked up to a twenty eight day cycle.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: There's a sistration, so every twenty eighth day. At eleven
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: forty two, the METS logo comes on and teaches girls
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: and the world because you cannot skip this. You cannot
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: skip this, And I think that's one of the most
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: beautiful things that in the room you guys the volume down, No,
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: you cannot, we've overad the But I thought it was
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: so beautiful when when when you when you brought up
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: the menstruation thing to try to get every woman on
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: this same twenty eight day cycle with a.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Watch subliminal messaging where it does actually activate the mensis
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: so that every woman in the world obulates at the
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: same time.
• 35:51
  Speaker 4: And when I when I inherited forty eight billion dollars,
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: I thought, what do I want to do with this?
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: I want to change the world, but also I want
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: to be really silly.
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I first.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Accomplished that by meeting with you guys and got really silly.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: And we all we luckily all met doing karaoke because
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: we worked at different.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Places, worked the karaoke circuit.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: For yes, we worked, we worked the karaoke we.
• 36:12
  Speaker 6: Worked together, but actually we were just all competing for
• 36:15
  Speaker 6: that one hundred dollars.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: These a big frenemies k.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: Circuit knows each other. Mister island in the stream.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Joline, I hit Joline, I kill it every time.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: You may be right, I may be crazy.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
• 36:34
  Speaker 6: I also want to mention the other safety features we
• 36:36
  Speaker 6: have on this little dud Dad, which you get with
• 36:41
  Speaker 6: the subscription. We send you this as well. We send
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: you a little watch oven mits you can put in
• 36:47
  Speaker 6: between your wrist and the watch. Yeah.
• 36:52
  Speaker 5: It simply gets so very it's on.
• 36:56
  Speaker 1: It's on twenty four hours. Once the Grand weekend happens,
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: it does it shut off.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something.
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: For the Grand Weekend, we are giving out so many
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: fun coozies for under the watch.
• 37:07
  Speaker 5: We have so many made well made line of dandom
• 37:11
  Speaker 5: ones that go under the wall.
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: That looks like a little show.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: Yes, and you can.
• 37:15
  Speaker 5: Put charms on it.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: These have coozies have a shelf life of six days,
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: so you can buy new ones constantly.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, a new time.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: Sorry. There is also a gas that comes from yes
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: the watch that you should be aware of, so we
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: do make tiny little gas masks that you have to
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: switch out once every twenty eight days. At the beginning
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: of your mensis, you switch out your gas.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Another big thing is that watch already captures a lot
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: of health data, so are luckily our shows will let
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: you know how you're doing. If you're bleeding, if you've
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: been stabbed, if you're having a heart attack, you'll hear
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: that you're having a heart attack from Dame Judy Dench.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: If you capture at the right time, and then just for.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: If you have a time. If you had a heart
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: attack at any other time, you're fucked. You're fucked.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: But I also wanted to talk about our partnership that
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: we recently could talk about probably for the Grand Weekend
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: with Yeah, ari I, you know when you go on
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: hiking trips with a backpack, you have h a straw
• 38:16
  Speaker 4: from a water bottle. Now you can stick the straw
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: into the watch and get water.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: Camel back, it's a camel back watch.
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: It's a camel back.
• 38:23
  Speaker 6: Very excited.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: Yah, So we fit all that water in there? The
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: answer is we don't. There is one drop of water.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: It's meant to be used in emergency.
• 38:30
  Speaker 6: Big loose sack too.
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: Ari I was very upset. They felt swindled, they felt
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: trick But what we what do we call that a joke?
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: A goof in it with, call it a goof.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: And I think what needs to happen with these big
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: companies and these streaming about time, is it's time to
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: make this lighter and sillier.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 38:48
  Speaker 5: I mean, like, let's just it's I don't know, the Hulu,
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: the Apple TVs.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: The Netflix.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: It's just getting so heavy.
• 38:57
  Speaker 4: Yes, I just want to Adam sand looks to send
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: some sand and tell me I'm on my period.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Yes, And that's what's sanding it down without Sandler. He's
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: actually sanding sand, not wood, not granded, He's sanding down
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: sand and he's so confused how it doesn't work.
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: I'm so excited for the world to see it. I'm
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: excited for Grand Weekend.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: And you can be a part of the conversation too,
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Grand Weekend. Use the hashtag how do I grand this weekend?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Send a picture of yourself, Email it to us, Email
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: to us, join the conversation.
• 39:33
  Speaker 6: We don't have a Twitter, we don't have a Facebook.
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: We only have an email. But get on our mailing list.
• 39:39
  Speaker 5: Email us.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: That's our paper mailing list.
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: On paper mailing list, we love those letters absolutely.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: So just keep joining the conversation.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: It's a big conversation.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: It's a big conversation. It's going to last forty eight hours.
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: And then remember the hashtag is how do I grand
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: this weekend? Or if you mispronounced it, how Doey grandy
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: grand it his weekend?
• 40:05
  Speaker 6: And look forward to this? Everyone, please look forward to it.
• 40:09
  Speaker 6: I'm begging you.
• 40:10
  Speaker 4: You know what, even if you forget, I hope you
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: kind of forget, because I hope Judy Dench scares the
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: shit out of you at three.
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: Especially if you're located in your up hoar Asia, especially.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Then, especially then we have just a little bit of
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: time left. I would love to know. This is a
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: fun question for the crew. How much money does everyone.
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: Have right now?
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Do you have one?
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: I used to have forty eight billion dollars and now
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: I have twelve grand.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: Okay, that's great, that's great.
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: I have four one hundred dollars in savings and I
• 40:39
  Speaker 6: have three one hundred and twenty thousand dollars in credit cardit.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: I have thirteen dollars in property, put four thousand dollars
• 40:53
  Speaker 2: in liquid cash.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's great, awesome. I used to have one point
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: six million dollars n f t s, but now I
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: owe four million dollars in n F t S.
• 41:04
  Speaker 5: Are you guys in n F T S.
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: I'm big in n f dssen another.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: Thing we were we.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Wanted to I wanted to add n F T S.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: I wanted to be with the apes. I've tried. They're
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: all actually chimpanzees. It's a mess in that office.
• 41:19
  Speaker 5: Well it's because they don't have a menstruation cycle.
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I don't want to.
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I don't want to get to ahead of ourselves. But
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: we are in a year grand. This is for Grand
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: Grand weekend. This will occur when everything takes phase two.
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: If you will, you can't say much, but there will
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: be a Messiah.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: But will be a Messiah. We're planning a lunch game Messiah.
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: It's gonna be huge. Everybody's gonna be wearing a watch,
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: and that's when they'll find the Messiah.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: And then following the Messiah is a new type of
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: cryptocurrency that's going to be different than the rest. Why
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: because it's loud. It's it's the only cryptocurrency that is
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: measured in screams.
• 42:03
  Speaker 6: Yes, and if you're rich, everyone around you is deaf.
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: That's how it goes. The loudest little coins in your watch,
• 42:10
  Speaker 6: on your phone We're pumped.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: We're pumped. I can't wait and imagine all the people
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: sitting with their watch. I mean, you can have people
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: that are just normal people in the middle of Indiana
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: that get woken up, and you're gonna have celebrities too,
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: woken up in the middle of the night by Judy Dench.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Every ting, God, I.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Can't wait for the finale of Grand Weekend.
• 42:29
  Speaker 4: Will be will be closed out by a poem spoken
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: by Michelle Obama on your watch?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: She and can we say the poem? Maybe? Yeah, yeah,
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: you guys want to, Okay, I will. It's this beautiful
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: poem about time. And what she does is she stands
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: on this huge, beautiful stage and you can just see everything. Unfortunately,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: on the watch she just looks tiny. She's about seven
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: pixels and we didn't put a mic close enough, so
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: it does sound like you're in the space, you know.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: But she talks this beautiful poem about time, and it's
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: a roomy poem and it goes time. It's of the
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: essence time. It's what you're running out of time? Are
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: you here? God? It's me time.
• 43:17
  Speaker 7: It's chick around because after that we're going to be
• 43:18
  Speaker 7: playing off first episode of Giovanni Ribisi's rib Eats.
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: It's oh, it's starting.
• 43:26
  Speaker 2: It is upon us.
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: The time has come here. Everybody run for the hills.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: This has been Artists on Artists on artists and artists
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: answering the question. Now, that's why they call it Hollywood.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: Good Night.
• 43:41
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