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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: Jorge Sedano, Dwight Howard wins NBA free agency, Lakers-Dodgers conspiracy follow-up · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, coming to you live from Philly.
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  Speaker 1: It's the Folly and Tony Fosco Show, as always, Folly
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  Speaker 1: Fousco here with Tony Fusco. Tony. We made some big
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  Speaker 1: headlines last week, didn't we. Yeah, you know, we told
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  Speaker 1: the truth about Los Angeles and of course the Hollywood elites,
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  Speaker 1: well they didn't like it too. We didn't like it.
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  Speaker 1: You know. We revealed that the Lakers and Dodgers won
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  Speaker 1: those titles because the Hollywood elite got the cure for
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  Speaker 1: COVID back and March gave it to those teams, and
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  Speaker 1: what do you know, they just happened to win titles.
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  Speaker 1: What do you know, Lakers and Dodgers when please? You know,
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  Speaker 1: and people don't like it because we're the only ones
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  Speaker 1: who have the balls to say it. You know. That
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  Speaker 1: reminds me, Tony. You know, people keep coming out up
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  Speaker 1: to us and asking, you know, hey, why did you
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  Speaker 1: leave a successful two AM cable access show to do
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  Speaker 1: a podcast? And well there's your reason, people, it's the freedom.
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  Speaker 1: You know. Back at the station w peak qu Z
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  Speaker 1: where we used to, you know, do the show, the
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  Speaker 1: station manager remember this, He wanted to retool the show
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  Speaker 1: and he said he was going to do a focus group. Now,
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  Speaker 1: if you don't work in the business, you probably don't
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  Speaker 1: know what a focus group is. So we'll tell you.
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  Speaker 1: A focus group is where they get these random people
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  Speaker 1: off the street and then they ask them how to
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  Speaker 1: do a sports talk show. If that isn't the most
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  Speaker 1: back asked with thing you've ever heard in your life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: people who never worked in sports asking their opinion on
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  Speaker 1: a sports show and more like out of focus group,
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  Speaker 1: there you go. And that's what I said to the manager.
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  Speaker 1: People told them. I said, instead of getting a focus group,
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  Speaker 1: you should get a folk you group, because you can
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  Speaker 1: go focus yourself. So you know, why isn't the show
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  Speaker 1: there anymore? There is one of your reasons. People. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we say what we want to say on this show. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna get into all of this with our guests.
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  Speaker 1: We're gonna bring up conspiracy theories. We also got other
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  Speaker 1: bones to pick with this guy. ESPN radio host also
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  Speaker 1: Around the Horn panelist George Saddana. We're gonna take it
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  Speaker 1: to Sadano today. I hope he's ready before we do that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, hey, we got a batting average here, people,
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  Speaker 1: that's sky high. We get everything right. People say, hi,
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  Speaker 1: you right all the time? Will show you because now
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna go back and remind you of all the
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  Speaker 1: things we got right. A segment we call where Paully
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  Speaker 1: and Tony were right. Where Paully and Tony were right?
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  Speaker 1: All right. People are saying we were wrong because you know,
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  Speaker 1: at the start of the season we predicted the Eagles
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  Speaker 1: would win the division, you know, running away, and well, hey,
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  Speaker 1: we're still right, people, because look who's in first place?
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  Speaker 1: Eagles the three six and one, but first place is
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  Speaker 1: first place? You know, Tony, what were you saying? This
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  Speaker 1: reminds us of that we trained for it, we win,
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  Speaker 1: But what happens Pauli? You know, the guy says, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: we don't get the trophy because the other people in
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  Speaker 1: the race were, you know, eleven and twelve years old.
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  Speaker 1: And what do we say? We said, hey, first place,
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  Speaker 1: his first place. Same with the Eagles, where Paully and
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  Speaker 1: Tony were right. All right. Staying on the same subject,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we told you early on that the NFC
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  Speaker 1: East was the most competitive division in football. And look,
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  Speaker 1: we were right, because you know, all the teams that
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  Speaker 1: just a half game apart, you know, even a quarter game.
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  Speaker 1: That's what it's coming down to. That is the definition
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  Speaker 1: of competition. People. You know, this is what the human
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  Speaker 1: race was built on. This is what Charles Dogwin Day
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  Speaker 1: was talking about. You know, it's like the show Survivor.
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  Speaker 1: It's not called Win by thirty, It's called Survivor, and
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  Speaker 1: that show is about whoever still has the most clothes
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  Speaker 1: on by the last episode that two wins. Right. You know,
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  Speaker 1: Paulie I read or Gy of the Species about how
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  Speaker 1: they all had sex last and the ones with the
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  Speaker 1: biggest ding dongs, and you know what's we're the ones
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  Speaker 1: that survived, and we know who had the biggest ding
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  Speaker 1: dong of them all was big ding Dong Nick nick Foles.
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  Speaker 1: You know that was his nickname. The end, that's where
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  Speaker 1: it came from the end, and there he was. That's
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  Speaker 1: why Nick Foles five that game and Tom Brady didn't.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, people study a science where Polly and
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  Speaker 1: Don were right. All right, people, we told you last
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  Speaker 1: week we said the Steelers are making a big mistake
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  Speaker 1: by going undefeated because then teams they come in and
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  Speaker 1: they want to play their best against them. Well you
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  Speaker 1: saw it again this week because the Jaguars put up
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  Speaker 1: an impressive performance in that game, you know, barely losing
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  Speaker 1: only twenty seven to three, and you know three points
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  Speaker 1: is very impressive clause team. Yeah, that's good for them.
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  Speaker 1: You know, the Jags are only I looked at the stats,
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  Speaker 1: they're only average in a two point five points a game.
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  Speaker 1: So you know, that was good to hit higher than
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  Speaker 1: their average. I mean, look, the Steelers faced the red
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  Speaker 1: hot Ravens next week. I see Baltimore putting up huge
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  Speaker 1: points in that game, you know, maybe nine, ten, even
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  Speaker 1: twelve points. That could be a blood bath, you know,
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  Speaker 1: but that's big for the Ravens. Yeah, where Polly and
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  Speaker 1: were right. But we've been telling you this for a
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  Speaker 1: long time now. You know, to a Tagliavola, whatever his
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  Speaker 1: name is, he's not a good quarterback. And yet it
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  Speaker 1: took us a month for us to be proven right.
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  Speaker 1: But here you go. It's like what old Chucky D said,
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  Speaker 1: you know he was you know, Chucky D with the
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  Speaker 1: orgy of the species was not proven right in his lifetime,
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  Speaker 1: you know, because what happens is you had all these
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  Speaker 1: you know, apes, and then they turned into humans one day,
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  Speaker 1: and then everybody was like, oh look That's what Chucky
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  Speaker 1: d was talking about when he wrote the Orgy book.
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  Speaker 1: Remember that people sometimes we say things and you say
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  Speaker 1: they don't make sense, but you don't give it maybe
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  Speaker 1: maybe a couple of months, maybe a few thousand years,
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  Speaker 1: and then you know, you'll see people are gonna know.
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  Speaker 1: You know, in the year you know, twenty seven thousand,
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  Speaker 1: he tour, he wasn't good. Pauli and Tony were right
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  Speaker 1: where paul and were right. Alright. Finally, paper last week
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  Speaker 1: we said the Lakers they have no future. You know,
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  Speaker 1: they're dealing away all their players. And what do we know?
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  Speaker 1: We're proven right again because what do you see in
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  Speaker 1: free agency? It starts off with the lakers best player,
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  Speaker 1: Dwight Howard, leaving to go to another city. And what
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  Speaker 1: city does he go through? The greatest city on the
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  Speaker 1: face of the earth, Philadelphia, because he knows that's his
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  Speaker 1: best shot at winning a title, not in l a.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you look at this roster, Tony, Dwight Howard,
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  Speaker 1: Joel Embiid. That is a combo that's built the last
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  Speaker 1: and hey, this has worked for the Sixes in the past.
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  Speaker 1: You look at the big men they've had, Minute Bull,
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  Speaker 1: Sean Bradley, now Dwight Howard, you can't go wrong with that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, when you look at the greatest dynasties in
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  Speaker 1: NBA history, it was the big men that were the
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  Speaker 1: souls of those teams. You know. Jordan and Pippen get
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  Speaker 1: all the credit for the nineties bull success, but they
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  Speaker 1: weren't the souls of that team. The big men, Bill
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  Speaker 1: cart right, Bill Wennington, Luke Longley from Australia. They didn't
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  Speaker 1: get any credit, but they did all the dirty work.
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  Speaker 1: They were elbowing and shoving down under, making room for
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  Speaker 1: m J. You know. And uh, the best thing about
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  Speaker 1: Dwight you know, as we say on this show, the
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  Speaker 1: true measure of any NBA players how many titles you've won.
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  Speaker 1: And by titles, of course we mean slam dunk competition titles.
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  Speaker 1: And he's the goat there you go. Yeah, alright, well, uh,
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  Speaker 1: that wraps up where Paul and Tony were right, and
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  Speaker 1: you know, we gotta move on anyway because our guest
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  Speaker 1: is on the line. So let's bring him on the
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  Speaker 1: FUSCO satellite network. Alright, let's bring him in here. You
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  Speaker 1: know him from ESPN Radio also is a regular and
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  Speaker 1: around the horn all right, let's get him in. George Saddano,
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to the show. What's up guys? All right, before
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  Speaker 1: we get into our big newsmaker that has everybody talking.
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  Speaker 1: You're from Miami, Let's talk dolphins quick. Yeah, you know
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  Speaker 1: we've been saying to it was the wrong choice for
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  Speaker 1: the Dolphins all along. It took a month to get there,
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  Speaker 1: but they finally figured it out. Now he just loses
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  Speaker 1: to the Broncos. You know, don't you think it's just
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  Speaker 1: time to cut ties with that guy and go with Fitzpatrick?
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  Speaker 1: Cut ties? He's been there for five minutes. Where do
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  Speaker 1: you want to cut ties for? I don't even get it. For?
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  Speaker 1: What for Ryan Fitzpatrick? Who goes from Ryan fits magic
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  Speaker 1: to Ryan fits tragic and like one player? Whatever? What
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  Speaker 1: are you talking about? First of all, you know, we
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  Speaker 1: don't know Fitzpatrick went to Harvard to ages from Alabama.
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  Speaker 1: You're basically on the end of the education spectrum there,
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  Speaker 1: you know, come on, don't you think you want brains
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  Speaker 1: in a quarterback over you know whatever other skills? But
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  Speaker 1: how many games does he did he win? That? Havn't
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Like, how many football players
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  Speaker 1: do you know? That even came out of Harvard. I
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  Speaker 1: want a quarterback who can tell me about the pythagore
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  Speaker 1: m dum. I want somebody, yeah, you know, and who
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  Speaker 1: can do surgery if necessary on the sidelines. That's good. Yeah, No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's good. What you want is a
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  Speaker 1: guy who can throw the damn football. That's what you wanted,
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  Speaker 1: not to the other team. All right, well, you know
• 8:54
  Speaker 1: we can agree to disagree on this. Let all right,
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  Speaker 1: Look we want to go to another thing. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we've been making a lot of headlines because we came
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  Speaker 1: out we had you've been making a lot of headlines.
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  Speaker 1: See you don't you call yourself a sports talk show host.
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  Speaker 1: Why don't you keep up? Because this has been all
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  Speaker 1: over Yahoo, Throw Bible, all the big sites came out
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  Speaker 1: and we said, the reason the lake isn't Dodgers won
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  Speaker 1: the titles is because the Hollywood elite gave them the
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  Speaker 1: cure for COVID back and they never want the same
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  Speaker 1: year before that. Come on, admit that that theory holds water.
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  Speaker 1: Explain how they won. No, what are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: First of all, they have one in the same year
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  Speaker 1: back in they won in the same year. Oh that's
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  Speaker 1: thirty thirty two years ago. I mean, come on, you
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  Speaker 1: know ALP was the number one show on TV. That
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  Speaker 1: doesn't count. You know, Isaiah Thomas was injured. He was injured.
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  Speaker 1: They weren't at full pistons weren't at full strength, so
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  Speaker 1: we all know that's an asterisk title. What about the
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  Speaker 1: Dodgers they won that year. Dennise actors Lee had the
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  Speaker 1: flu and that game against Kirk Gibson, nobody about eight.
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  Speaker 1: Gibson was limping to the plate. He couldn't even walk straight.
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  Speaker 1: What was vomiting was very say so, if the Hollywood
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  Speaker 1: elites had the cure or a vaccine for COVID to
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  Speaker 1: allow the Lakers and Dodgers to play, why weren't the
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  Speaker 1: Hollywood elites using that to make movies? They're rich and lazy,
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  Speaker 1: So what did they do? They said, all right, we
• 10:23
  Speaker 1: got the cure, let's go to our own private islands,
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  Speaker 1: get away from you know, the all the disease and
• 10:28
  Speaker 1: sick that we can't stand. Ellen de Generous probably did
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  Speaker 1: that knowing her, and that's the r explanation. The Generous
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  Speaker 1: is certainly someone that I mean, it's been rumored that
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  Speaker 1: she's not the nicest person. I don't know. I've never
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  Speaker 1: met her, but I don't buy any of this. I mean, listen,
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  Speaker 1: if you're a Hollywood elite, you'd been making TV shows,
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  Speaker 1: you'd be making movies. I got TV shows I'm watching
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: some now on a commercial. Earlier today, I was watching CBS.
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  Speaker 1: They got commercials do for these new TV shows where
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: they got people with masks on. They got people with
• 10:57
  Speaker 1: visors on, Like, what are you talking about? I don't
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: get what you're drying? Mask? Big mask is behind it?
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  Speaker 1: What do you know? You you're acting like you're one
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  Speaker 1: of them? Do you mean on the ESPN radio you
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  Speaker 1: think you're with the elite? Who do you know? Let
• 11:09
  Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Can you guys see are
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: you guys legally blind? Or or you guys? Hey? We go?
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to if you're If you're legally blind,
• 11:20
  Speaker 1: you know what, don't worry, let's keep going. But I
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  Speaker 1: want to ask you a question. Who's the biggest name
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: in your phone right now? The biggest name in your phone?
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  Speaker 1: Tell me? Um, okay, I got one for you. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking through my phone. How about Pitbull? Okay? Mr Worldwide?
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  Speaker 1: All right, I'll give you that. You know you're from Miami.
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  Speaker 1: I guess everyone in Miami knows Pitbull. That just seems
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  Speaker 1: to be the way. We also have a very famous
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: perform of a very famous lounge act in Vegas, Mr
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  Speaker 1: Cookie Jaw and Cookie Jaw was a very big deal
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  Speaker 1: in Vegas and the nineties. So Pitbull Cookie Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: can totally see that. That sounds fairly equal. All right,
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  Speaker 1: let's let's just go to that. We want to ask,
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  Speaker 1: you know, NBA free agency what we're down there. You know,
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  Speaker 1: the one move that really stood out to us was
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  Speaker 1: Dwight Howard the Lakers. They lost the best player. He lose,
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  Speaker 1: They lose the best player in Dwight Howard. Where he goes?
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  Speaker 1: He goes to Philly. Don't you think Dwight Howard one
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  Speaker 1: free agency single handedly? I mean, listen, Dwight Howard had
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  Speaker 1: a really good year. Dwight Howard is a Hall of Famer,
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  Speaker 1: but single handedly winning free agency, I mean, for the
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  Speaker 1: love of God, he thought he was going back to
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  Speaker 1: the Lakers and had to delete his tweet. You guys
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  Speaker 1: were like, you know, you were like a secondary option
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  Speaker 1: here for him. Yeah, because he realized that the last minute.
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  Speaker 1: You know, Dwight Howard. He's a good rebounder, right, so
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  Speaker 1: he That's what happened is he made a move and
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  Speaker 1: then he rebounded me. This is kind of like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: being like the consolation prize. Do you like being the consul?
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  Speaker 1: Don't you? Don't you agree? The Lakers were favored before
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  Speaker 1: to win the title again? But now don't you think
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  Speaker 1: that the Sixers having that combination of Joe l Embid
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  Speaker 1: and Dwight Howard. I mean, this is probably the best
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  Speaker 1: big man combination since maybe Tim Duncan and David Robinson
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  Speaker 1: or Patrick Ewing and Herb Williams. We don't think anyone's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be able to score. Can you imagine Steph Curry
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  Speaker 1: trying to shoot at three and then Howard blocks it,
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  Speaker 1: and then Embiid block Wait wait, wait, wait, but Dwight
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  Speaker 1: Howard isn't guarding Steph Curry way out there, thirty feet
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  Speaker 1: from the basket. And how he carried the Lakers to
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  Speaker 1: a title? You kidding? Maybe couldn't do anything. As soon
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  Speaker 1: as Jimmy Butler saw Dwight Howard he checked up for
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  Speaker 1: the game. Let me ask you a question, what kind
• 13:42
  Speaker 1: of drugs are you guys on today? Oh? Here, we go.
• 13:46
  Speaker 1: Where do you go? Where do you live? Tell me
• 13:48
  Speaker 1: what city are in right now? I live in Los Angeles.
• 13:53
  Speaker 1: I'm driving me. I heard they put cocaine in the water.
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  Speaker 1: There is that trope in the water. Yeah, I mean
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  Speaker 1: if you were in the water, the water would be
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  Speaker 1: a lot more expensive. It is pretty expensive here in
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  Speaker 1: l A. But not that expensive, of course. Look, I
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  Speaker 1: got a question to ask you, this one I've always wondered.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: I watch around the Horn. We all do. That show
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  Speaker 1: makes zero sense. The scoring system system, I don't get
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  Speaker 1: it too down to side. I mean, I gotta be
• 14:19
  Speaker 1: honest with you. It's only the second time I agree
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: with you in the ten minutes we've been doing this.
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  Speaker 1: The the scoring system makes no sense. I've sat there
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: yaled at Reality each and every day because I feel
• 14:28
  Speaker 1: like I have the best answers. And then you know,
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: kind of like you guys, you guys kind of feel
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: like you're really smart. Well, I kind of know I'm
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: smart on that show. And then I you know, I
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: have to swipe the Frank I sold us of the world.
• 14:39
  Speaker 1: I wiped the floor with them. And then all of
• 14:41
  Speaker 1: a sudden, just because I make a snide remark, Reality
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  Speaker 1: wipes off my points. So I actually kind of agree
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: with you for once. You know, you should bring us
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  Speaker 1: on that show? Yeah, can you put us on that show?
• 14:51
  Speaker 1: Because you know what, the moment he hits that down button,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna come into that studio and I'm gonna rip
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: that handle off and bash him over the head with it,
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  Speaker 1: and then you'll get your you know, your good TV there.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, did you boo Santa Claus to? Yeah? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because you know what, Santa Claus is lazy. He'd skipped
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  Speaker 1: my house every year, and I never have no respect
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  Speaker 1: for that goal and my stocking because of Santa Claus
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  Speaker 1: skipped your house and you had coal in your stocking.
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  Speaker 1: I couldn't see why. Now yeah, me too. I want
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: to go back to something because it's it's kind of
• 15:23
  Speaker 1: bothering me more time. Do you guys need here? Like
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, I just want to know, like I'm on,
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: I'm on the worldwide leader in sports, and I you know,
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: to go on this wide lead. It's like, you know,
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: it's like nineteen seventies wood paneling behind you. What are
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: we doing here? Hey? I bashed my yah cousin Luigi's
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  Speaker 1: head through there because you want to know why he
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: was a jerk like you. Yeah, you would see you
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  Speaker 1: insult the paneling in my house, So I'm gonna insult
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: the paneling in your head. You're off the show. Get
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: at it. Insulting in hell? So the paneling in the
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  Speaker 1: station wagon you were conceived in? George? Is he up
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  Speaker 1: the line? J hang up? You know around the horn?
• 16:10
  Speaker 1: I'd like to take my fist around his head. You know,
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  Speaker 1: if I was on around the horn with ray Ali,
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  Speaker 1: I'd be giving that down button, you know, five million
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  Speaker 1: points down right now, mule permanently. But you know, anyway,
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  Speaker 1: we can't get carried away because as always, we have
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  Speaker 1: business to do at this point in the show business
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  Speaker 1: to do. And uh, this week we're gonna do an
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  Speaker 1: been eight and you know, people, water beds are better.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie to you, but but hey, Tony,
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  Speaker 1: you've had an experience with the Casper mattress that you
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  Speaker 1: I went over to my aunt Marie's, and I noticed
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  Speaker 1: what's that big empty box? And she said, oh, that
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  Speaker 1: And I said, what happened to you last bed? I
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  Speaker 1: didn't think there was anything wrong with it, and Marie said, well,
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  Speaker 1: Nunzio and I broke it. And then Marie said, Casper
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  Speaker 1: and of course the Queen's Gambit. And then Marie winked
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  Speaker 1: at me and Nunzio winked at me, and I finally
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  Speaker 1: realized that they were talking about fucking. And that was
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  Speaker 1: on time, but I think we've got to give the
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: people what they always demand, which our picks for the
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: upcoming week in the NFL. We're each gonna give you
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  Speaker 1: our one percent lockpick of the week. Tony, you're ready,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: let's do it, all right, my one percent lockpick of
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: the week. I love the Kansas City Chiefs to beat
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. You know, Tom Brady is forty
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: six years old. He's gonna try so hard to win
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: this game and get up for this game that his
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: might stop. He's gonna literally kill himself doing it. And
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: you know we've seen this happen before. Blue from Old
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  Speaker 1: School tried to get up for that mud wrestling match
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  Speaker 1: against those bikini girls and his heart couldn't take it.
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  Speaker 1: So Tom Brady, I'm slightly concerned, but I love the
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  Speaker 1: Chiefs in this one forty two Alright, my one lockpick
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  Speaker 1: of the week. I'm going out on a limb here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with the Dolphins beating the Jets. I know,
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  Speaker 1: this is a real tough game to call. You know,
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  Speaker 1: on one hand, you got one of the hottest teams
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  Speaker 1: in the league. On the other hand, you know you
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: have a dog penis that became a football team. I
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: don't know what's going on with the Jets, but you know, hey,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: they got nothing to lose. They're out of playoff contention.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: And you know when people have nothing to lose, they
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: go crazy, like you know, the Long Island Killer, son
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: of Sam. You know that's the way it works. So
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go predict the score here. The Jets are
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: gonna give it their role. I see the Dolphins edge
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  Speaker 1: in a close one. He has sixty two to four.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Well, that wraps up up picks, and that
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: wraps up the show. We're not gonna thank you know,
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: George Saddan though, because no way, very rude, Yeah, very rude.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: And do you notice how we name dropped pit Bull?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: That was you know, very unclassy. Yeah, that was unnecessary.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: But anyway, as far as you Tony, good job as always,
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: same to you, Pauli. Another flawless show. Yeah, remember people subscribe,
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  Speaker 1: We'll see you next week. See you