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Sledgehammer or Bust | Son of a Boy Dad #296 ft. Nick Murphy · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: You're joined by Hey, what's going on there?
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  Speaker 11: Pal?
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  Speaker 4: We saw you at the Hockey game market, so I
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  Speaker 5: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 12: See it fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
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  Speaker 11: Nick Murphy, Hello, Hello, our most frequent guest.
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  Speaker 4: Is that true? Absolutely?
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, we don't have a ton of reoccurring guests
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  Speaker 5: in general.
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  Speaker 4: Well, sorry to the fans. Apologize.
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  Speaker 12: Keep popping up, sleeping in the office. That's what it takes.
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  Speaker 12: You gotta steak it out outside untill these guys get here.
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  Speaker 4: It's it's uh yeah, well we're happy you're here.
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  Speaker 5: I mean Roane's gone still congratulations, he's really milking the
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  Speaker 5: whole Twins thing.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, we can talk about that. Twins is the secret out.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, secrets out, secrets out, shout out to
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  Speaker 5: Ron Man.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah he's not he's not back yet. All right.
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  Speaker 11: Uh can we just say really quickly because I did
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  Speaker 11: start to see some some commentary people being like, you're
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  Speaker 11: telling me Ron can't just go do one and a
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  Speaker 11: half hours of work a week. The answer is no. Okay,
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  Speaker 11: let me tell you something. He just had children for
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  Speaker 11: the first time. He's got two of them. Okay, it
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  Speaker 11: is absolutely fine for a new father to take paternity leave.
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  Speaker 5: Is this people were people actually saying stuff, Yeah, it's crazy, like.
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  Speaker 4: You guys have those kind of fans though, Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: that makes sense. I guess I'm not surprised by that.
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  Speaker 5: But any there, there can't be too many people actually
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  Speaker 5: giving around a hard time. He had the twins, like
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  Speaker 5: less than two weeks ago, I think.
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  Speaker 11: Right, That's what I'm saying. Yeah, like, let's let Roan
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  Speaker 11: have this moment with his beautiful family. He does a lot,
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  Speaker 11: and it's it's perfectly fine.
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  Speaker 5: It's also not just an hour and a half because
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  Speaker 5: if he comes in here, it's gonna be everyone's gonna
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  Speaker 5: want a slice.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, exactly. Well, not only that you're gonna show forty
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  Speaker 11: five minutes late, so he'll be sitting here for forty
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  Speaker 11: five minutes.
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  Speaker 5: It was about five minutes late today.
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  Speaker 4: It feels like an argument from another time.
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  Speaker 12: It's coming out there. And also, let's be fair to
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  Speaker 12: the fans, Roan could get a ship together. He could,
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  Speaker 12: but he doesn't have to. That's the point. You shouldn't
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  Speaker 12: have to. That's the whole point.
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  Speaker 4: They could the choice, You have the choice, and you
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  Speaker 4: can't plan for twins either.
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  Speaker 12: I mean like after they tell you obviously, but when
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  Speaker 12: you're first you know, oh, yeah, that's gotta be a
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  Speaker 12: that's not a bombshell.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that you're having two now, yeah, it's double crazy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Probably pretty easy though, if you've already prepped, like if
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  Speaker 5: you've already got like the crib and you just go
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  Speaker 5: on Amazon, just buy again, order again, buy everything.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Are they the same gender? Yeah? Okay, yeah too brow boys?
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  Speaker 4: You boys?
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  Speaker 11: Were they identical they are? Now? Oh they're fraternal?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: Interesting wow, because apparently they can tell if they're identical.
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  Speaker 4: Before yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, they can tell all kinds
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  Speaker 4: of shit, Like they can tell if you have like
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  Speaker 4: down syndrome before. Yeah, is that the fraternal part one
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  Speaker 4: of them has.
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  Speaker 12: And one of them one of them is out when
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  Speaker 12: one of them is down.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know. I just know that like before you
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  Speaker 4: have kids, like.
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  Speaker 12: Side up and yeah, that's gonna be a problem right there.
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  Speaker 4: Oh boys, that's down. Can I pay you a compliment
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  Speaker 4: real quick? Friends?
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  Speaker 12: Oh my god, I don't mean, I don't mean for
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  Speaker 12: a glaze fest here, but I've been waiting like months
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  Speaker 12: to say this to you. You posted it back in January,
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  Speaker 12: But my favorite video of yours. You've got a lot
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  Speaker 12: of great VIDs, but it's the ski lift. We're offering
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  Speaker 12: a poll and then pulling it, and it's the way
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  Speaker 12: you say yeah right. It is, unironically my favorite video
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  Speaker 12: to the point where I clip to the back end out.
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  Speaker 12: I send it to my friends all the time as
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  Speaker 12: a reaction to what they're asking me. So they'll go like, hey,
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  Speaker 12: we're still good for lunch, and I'll just send them
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  Speaker 12: yeah right, yeah, right, it's so good. Your delivery is perfect.
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  Speaker 4: That's kind.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, I appreciate that, of course. Uh, that's really nice.
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  Speaker 11: You've memed me, You've made a meme.
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  Speaker 4: But it's in the most positive way. I don't want
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  Speaker 4: you to.
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  Speaker 11: I'm honored. No, I would never. Nick and I had
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  Speaker 11: a wonderful bonding weekend together in Washington.
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  Speaker 5: I heard bonding the weekend after that. I believe thank
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  Speaker 5: you for the spots as well. He came to with
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  Speaker 5: you where Atlanta, Oh God came to him.
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  Speaker 11: But this one I just happened to be in d C.
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  Speaker 11: He was in d C h for some spots. Comedy Bar,
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  Speaker 11: is that what's going on? It was comedy lot. Are
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  Speaker 11: you going to do?
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  Speaker 5: I do not remember the comedy performed like three weeks ago.
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  Speaker 4: And that wasn't three weeks ago. That was January a while, but.
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  Speaker 5: More important, everything's three weeks ago until we hit six
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  Speaker 5: months into the year, and then it starts going.
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  Speaker 4: Remember earlier in the year.
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  Speaker 12: Everyone rode Twins ten years ago, six weeks there, kids
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  Speaker 12: in high school.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he still hasn't been back. They're in high school.
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  Speaker 4: He hasn't go back to the office yet.
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  Speaker 11: No. But what I was going to say is that
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  Speaker 11: comedy clubs that are comedy stump something I have a
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  Speaker 11: very hard time remembering. Comedy Studio, Comedy Connection, Comedy Bar.
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  Speaker 11: I know all of those places. Zone Yeah, right, in Charlotte, right,
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  Speaker 11: I believe people keep telling us.
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  Speaker 4: We it's really good. I haven't done it, but I've
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  Speaker 4: been to a show.
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  Speaker 11: I conflate all those clubs for some reason. I get
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  Speaker 11: because there are there are a few comedy connections. There
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  Speaker 11: are a few comedy lofts.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, we have a punch line that's not the other punchlines.
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  Speaker 5: And I tell everybody that it's like one of my
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  Speaker 5: favorite things is that you go there and you're like,
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  Speaker 5: I'm doing the punchline. In Atlanta, it's just called yeah,
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  Speaker 5: good club, though, fun club.
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  Speaker 4: We need to get a comedy Mothership.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's not Yeah, I'm gonna open I'm gonna open
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  Speaker 5: Mothership in New York.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, but there's.
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  Speaker 5: Gonna be a space between mother and Ship, and it's
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  Speaker 5: just gonna be called Mothership.
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  Speaker 4: Lose they like Social Network.
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  Speaker 12: Justin Timberlake told me that it's too much, too wordy,
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  Speaker 12: drop the yeah.
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  Speaker 11: And then Harry said something that I'll never forget. Doesn't
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  Speaker 11: say that right remem.
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  Speaker 4: Of the movie. Yeah, yeah he does. But just as
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  Speaker 4: a button to the thing.
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  Speaker 12: I did some spots at Zanies in Nashville, and I
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  Speaker 12: was staying with a buddy of mine, who's a super
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  Speaker 12: fan of both of you, and shout out to Griffin.
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  Speaker 12: Good buddy, and we were talking about I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 12: I'm texting him seeing if we can do the podcast again.
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  Speaker 4: He was like, you have Harry's phone number, and I.
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  Speaker 12: Was like, yeah, you see, And as soon as he looks,
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  Speaker 12: I pulled the phone and go, yeah, yeah, right.
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  Speaker 4: That's great. I appreciate that. I love it.
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  Speaker 11: Well, so so Nick and I we did the shows
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  Speaker 11: and they were great shows.
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  Speaker 4: They were really good.
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  Speaker 11: We had a good time. And then I think it
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  Speaker 11: was after the last show on Saturday, because the shows
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  Speaker 11: had got on so well, I did something out of
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  Speaker 11: should go out.
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  Speaker 4: We did a good crew out there too.
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  Speaker 5: Fights Fights was there.
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  Speaker 11: No, I don't know, Well maybe he did, but his
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  Speaker 11: family was there, right, so that was why his sister
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  Speaker 11: were coming up and saying, hey, we were at the show.
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  Speaker 11: That's great, nice, thank you, thank you. And then Tyler,
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• 17:19
  Speaker 11: Francis so Nick and I went out after the show,
• 17:24
  Speaker 11: and I was bothered by this girl who was insisting
• 17:27
  Speaker 11: that I tell her whether I liked movie or Smelly better. Yeah,
• 17:31
  Speaker 11: these two girls that we work with who are TikTok stars.
• 17:35
  Speaker 11: And I told her I didn't really have a preference.
• 17:37
  Speaker 11: I like them both. And then she started filming me
• 17:40
  Speaker 11: with her and was like movie or smelly. Movie or
• 17:41
  Speaker 11: smelly And then I was like, I don't really feel
• 17:44
  Speaker 11: like answering that, Please don't film me, and she goes,
• 17:46
  Speaker 11: what's your fucking problem? And that's when I said I'm leaving.
• 17:51
  Speaker 11: And I decided to leave, and that will be the
• 17:54
  Speaker 11: last time that I ever go out after a show.
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 17:57
  Speaker 12: But then I went up to and I was like,
• 17:58
  Speaker 12: he's a smelly guy. It's smelly, yeah, smell.
• 18:00
  Speaker 5: He's afraid to admit it because most people pick movie.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: I don't want to go against the crowd. But I
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: don't even know if that's true. In my head, it
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: sucks just filming people for dumb ship like that just was.
• 18:14
  Speaker 11: Too much man and and and uh, I think.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: I'm not a big video guy. I don't like that either.
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: I don't know when people come up to you and
• 18:20
  Speaker 5: they're like recording you and you're.
• 18:21
  Speaker 12: Yeah, the I had a lady doing it to me
• 18:23
  Speaker 12: in the crowd one time. I ended up making a
• 18:25
  Speaker 12: clip out of it based on our.
• 18:27
  Speaker 4: Inn that's great.
• 18:28
  Speaker 12: She literally goes like, well, She's like, are you on TikTok?
• 18:32
  Speaker 12: I'm on stage, yeah, And I'm like, yeah, of course
• 18:35
  Speaker 12: I'm on TikTok. She's like, well, you just drop your
• 18:37
  Speaker 12: TikTok and then I'll post it and then I'll tag you.
• 18:40
  Speaker 12: So then my line at the time was like, yeah,
• 18:41
  Speaker 12: I can't wait to see this on your account with
• 18:42
  Speaker 12: seven followers, and then we get this back for like,
• 18:45
  Speaker 12: am I working for you? And then I ended up
• 18:49
  Speaker 12: and then I think the last line was like I
• 18:51
  Speaker 12: said a lot of stuff about Jewish people.
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: Please delete everything. It's still on my Instagram, but it's
• 18:57
  Speaker 4: like the fact that someone would think that I had show.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I've been on stage and I remember I've like
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: you know when you can sort of see when someone's
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: taking a photo, but then they keep it for a
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: little too long and you're like, I think this person
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: I've asked a couple of times and every time it's
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: been no, and then I stopped asking because I don't
• 19:15
  Speaker 5: think anyone's filming me. But I used to get very
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: worried that, like people were secretly filming dude. I went
• 19:22
  Speaker 5: to When I went to Sebashia Maniscalco at MSG in September,
• 19:25
  Speaker 5: Shadow Game Time, Shadow Game Time, there was a there
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: was a girl sitting directly in front of me. She
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: filmed his entire hour and uploaded the entire hour on Snapchat.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: That's what happened, Louis.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: But on YouTube, oh yeah, yeah, YouTube makes more sense.
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: This was she was uploading stories, just not just film
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: until you're until she hits the max on how much
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: time he's allowed to film you wat Oh yeah, yeah,
• 19:51
  Speaker 5: going through.
• 19:56
  Speaker 11: Surely it's gonna come back around to her and she
• 20:00
  Speaker 11: won't be wearing in the middle of MSG.
• 20:03
  Speaker 12: The idea that one of her snap friends is also
• 20:05
  Speaker 12: a man of Scalco super fan.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's like, I wonder what he's gonna close with.
• 20:09
  Speaker 4: I can't wait. We're three jump We're three jump skips
• 20:13
  Speaker 4: in Yeah, Sebastian.
• 20:15
  Speaker 11: It was.
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: It was insane, but people do that.
• 20:17
  Speaker 11: That's where you totally understand why they use their bags.
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course she didn't laugh.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: Once, just just like it was even sent there by,
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: like the New York Post or something.
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: I don't even get it.
• 20:31
  Speaker 12: At concerts if you have fifty stories. Yeah, at a
• 20:34
  Speaker 12: at a Taylor Swift.
• 20:36
  Speaker 11: Yeah, what are you doing?
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: Who's watching all that? It's just it's just noise to
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: the viewer. Yeah, I'm not doing anything.
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, stage starts out, it's all blurry and ship.
• 20:44
  Speaker 4: Of course, someone's screaming in the back streaming. We're not
• 20:47
  Speaker 4: getting the same person now now, not at all.
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: It's like when you take a photo of the moon
• 20:51
  Speaker 5: and you show it to someone sure, and you're like, look,
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: how look check how this photo? And they're like, that
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: looks like a dot on your screen?
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, should have seen it. It was beautiful.
• 21:00
  Speaker 11: The moon is You're gonna need to throw something in
• 21:02
  Speaker 11: a reference. I need a skyscraper or maybe your penis.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Right now, I'm just looking at a white dot. Yeah,
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: a telescope? Is that correct?
• 21:11
  Speaker 11: With the strength of the zoom on cameras these days?
• 21:14
  Speaker 11: For all I know, you're on a spaceship heading there. Yeah,
• 21:17
  Speaker 11: and it's quite close. So anyway, Oh, I have one
• 21:22
  Speaker 11: other funny story, do you tell I was at a
• 21:24
  Speaker 11: dinner last week with a bunch of people. Yeah, and
• 21:28
  Speaker 11: I was seated next to a guy that I didn't know,
• 21:31
  Speaker 11: but maybe he looked kind of familiar. I don't know friend,
• 21:35
  Speaker 11: he was a friend of a friend. And we sit down,
• 21:38
  Speaker 11: we start talking and he goes, you know, I know
• 21:42
  Speaker 11: you from somewhere and I was like, oh, I'm a comedian,
• 21:47
  Speaker 11: you know I put stuff on the internet. And he goes, no, no,
• 21:52
  Speaker 11: it's not that. And then I was like, well that
• 21:56
  Speaker 11: sucks because now I've said, yeah, you probably know me
• 22:02
  Speaker 11: from this, and he didn't.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: No, I don't laugh much. You're the guy that wouldn't
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: say movie, you're smelling on TikTok. Your video? Yeah, it
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: blew up and he bailed.
• 22:11
  Speaker 11: We tried to figure out if it was through a
• 22:14
  Speaker 11: mutual connection and we and it wasn't. Yeah, So then
• 22:19
  Speaker 11: I went back and I was like, do you have TikTok.
• 22:23
  Speaker 11: He's like, I don't really post, but I watched it
• 22:25
  Speaker 11: a lot and I'm like, I made a video recently
• 22:28
  Speaker 11: of me eating a lobster and he's like, no, no,
• 22:32
  Speaker 11: it's not I don't I would remember that.
• 22:34
  Speaker 4: I feels like he's fucking with you there, and I'm like.
• 22:36
  Speaker 11: God, damn it, dude. This sucks because I'm genuinely trying
• 22:41
  Speaker 11: to help, And when somebody says where do I know
• 22:44
  Speaker 11: you from? It's ninety nine percent of the time it's
• 22:47
  Speaker 11: because they've seen some dumb thing that I did.
• 22:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I usually just say, now, do I know you
• 22:53
  Speaker 4: from somewhere? You sure don't know? Well, that's what I do.
• 22:58
  Speaker 12: I think that's a funnier response, trying to help him
• 23:02
  Speaker 12: figure it out.
• 23:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I think it's easier he's playing. He's playing humble though,
• 23:05
  Speaker 11: because we were in a car together.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: No, not true at all.
• 23:07
  Speaker 11: We were taking we were sharing an Uber I don't
• 23:10
  Speaker 11: even remember where. We were co headlining, and the uber
• 23:13
  Speaker 11: driver picked us up and he told her that we
• 23:18
  Speaker 11: were comedians, which I would never do.
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we were probably going to the comedy club and
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: she was probably like, who are you going to see?
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: We are the show man?
• 23:28
  Speaker 11: Remember that? Where was that?
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: I like, I like to think where were we going?
• 23:35
  Speaker 4: I have no idea. That happens all the time.
• 23:38
  Speaker 11: I don't tell drivers that I'm a commedian.
• 23:39
  Speaker 4: I don't speak.
• 23:41
  Speaker 11: You were talking. You were leading the charge for us.
• 23:43
  Speaker 5: If I was leading the charge, you must have been
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: for the comedians for the pick up.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: For the comedians, I just have Harry, is that? Yeah? Yeah,
• 23:51
  Speaker 4: the comedians.
• 23:53
  Speaker 11: You ever had a comedian in the back?
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: I pick a bar near the club because I don't
• 23:57
  Speaker 4: even want to be asked. Really, Yeah, that's crazy.
• 24:00
  Speaker 12: Especially if I'm going to like Mothership, I'm not I'm
• 24:03
  Speaker 12: not the guy there.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: I'm not the guy. I'm a guy he'll throw the
• 24:06
  Speaker 4: vulcan in but people love. No.
• 24:08
  Speaker 12: No, I'll go go to the Jacalobe. It's the Jacalobe.
• 24:11
  Speaker 12: It's a rabbit with antlers.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know what it is. Yeah, but it's like
• 24:14
  Speaker 4: a block away.
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: If you're in any others, if you're in like cities
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: that aren't big, like if you're not in like New
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: York or like like a big populated city. Like anytime
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: you're uber into a comedy show, they ask questions.
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
• 24:25
  Speaker 12: Yeah, so if they see you going to a popular club,
• 24:28
  Speaker 12: Oh sir, you a comedian?
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah? Do you know? Do you know Joe Rogan?
• 24:31
  Speaker 6: Do you know?
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 24:32
  Speaker 12: Yeah I do not really, not really, but I just
• 24:38
  Speaker 12: don't want to deal with all that.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: So yeah, no, it's annoying.
• 24:40
  Speaker 12: So wait, did you ever figure it out. Did he
• 24:42
  Speaker 12: ever figure the thing or do you just keep saying.
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: No, it's not it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 11: We never figured it out.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious.
• 24:47
  Speaker 11: We never figured it out. You never got But we
• 24:50
  Speaker 11: had a nice we had a nice conversation. Here's a
• 24:52
  Speaker 11: nice guy. Uh he works for a very high end
• 24:57
  Speaker 11: fashion brand, very high end and what brand? Chanelle?
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: Familiar?
• 25:07
  Speaker 11: You know it?
• 25:08
  Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah?
• 25:09
  Speaker 11: Their handbags are preposterously expensive.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: They are very expensive.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: How much are they, like twenty thousand bucks?
• 25:15
  Speaker 11: Well, I'm sure you could get one for that. I
• 25:17
  Speaker 11: think I think the ones that are you know, more
• 25:20
  Speaker 11: commonly seen, probably five to eight thousand. Still, I right
• 25:25
  Speaker 11: a bag, Yeah, but but it is the one brand.
• 25:28
  Speaker 11: I think that a lot of those major fashion houses
• 25:31
  Speaker 11: are cyclical, so they'll rise in popularity for a year
• 25:36
  Speaker 11: and then fade, and a lot of it apparently has
• 25:38
  Speaker 11: to do with whoever their creative director is, and and that,
• 25:42
  Speaker 11: you know, because people who care about fashion get behind
• 25:45
  Speaker 11: so like Pharrell was when he became the in house
• 25:48
  Speaker 11: fashion director at Gucci or prod or whatever, that gave
• 25:52
  Speaker 11: them a lift for that summer. I remember when Gucci
• 25:55
  Speaker 11: was huge and yeah, but right, I mean right, we
• 25:59
  Speaker 11: think Gucci's always here. Yeah, but like it it comes
• 26:03
  Speaker 11: and goes as far as being like they're so hot, right, yeah,
• 26:07
  Speaker 11: gotta have everything they're making.
• 26:09
  Speaker 5: What is huge for one of these companies, like they
• 26:11
  Speaker 5: have like thirty people consistently buying their shit.
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: That's dude, it's the.
• 26:17
  Speaker 11: It's way more than you think because Asia is big
• 26:21
  Speaker 11: on buying those things.
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 26:23
  Speaker 11: Interesting, Interesting, I've never been to Chinese. People go nuts
• 26:28
  Speaker 11: for it for they all the major fashion brands because
• 26:31
  Speaker 11: they go to I don't know what it is when
• 26:33
  Speaker 11: you travel around the world, those brands can decrease in
• 26:40
  Speaker 11: price by like twenty percent as a result of import taxes,
• 26:46
  Speaker 11: and now I can't even imagine.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: What it is. I was just going to bring that up. Yeah,
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: the rifts, Yeah, the riffing.
• 26:52
  Speaker 11: But but like buying a handbag in Paris from a
• 26:56
  Speaker 11: French brand Arimez or whatever is significantly cheaper than to
• 27:01
  Speaker 11: buy it in the United America, which I think is
• 27:03
  Speaker 11: significantly cheaper than to buy it in Asia Hong Kong
• 27:07
  Speaker 11: or Shanghai, or.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: It's even more expensive in Asia, is what you're saying.
• 27:10
  Speaker 11: I think so because when if you go to Fifth
• 27:12
  Speaker 11: Avenue and you walk into any of those shops. Everyone
• 27:15
  Speaker 11: in there. I mean they're they're filling up trash bags
• 27:18
  Speaker 11: and they're home. Yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Hashtag Asian humor, right.
• 27:24
  Speaker 12: If it's like the authentic product though, right, Yeah, they
• 27:27
  Speaker 12: do a lot of knockoff ship. Yeah, I don't know,
• 27:29
  Speaker 12: like knockoff NBA Jersey's for like a nickel.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 12: In China, kid's fingerprints are still on the numbers.
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 27:36
  Speaker 5: I saw on Instagram the thumb pricks.
• 27:40
  Speaker 4: He made the number four with his blood.
• 27:42
  Speaker 11: That's clearly he was new to the sewing machine.
• 27:46
  Speaker 4: The figure out.
• 27:47
  Speaker 5: I was telling Francis I saw a YouTube short the
• 27:49
  Speaker 5: other day of a dude, of an Asian dude with
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: yet a big plastic bag full of bottles, and he
• 27:55
  Speaker 5: was like at one of those things that like sucks
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: up the bottles and you get paid with it. And
• 27:58
  Speaker 5: he was like putting one in and then taking it out,
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: like holding onto it, not letting it get sucked up,
• 28:02
  Speaker 5: and then putting another one in. And then the hashtag
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: at the bottom was just hashtag Asian humor. Okay, And
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: I was like, I don't know what that means, but
• 28:09
  Speaker 5: I like it.
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: We're using it unrelated stuff. Hashtag Asian humor was it
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: a funny video. No, not at all. That's why I assumed.
• 28:22
  Speaker 5: It's Yeah, no, not at all, but to your average
• 28:25
  Speaker 5: didn't crack Asian. But I send it some of my
• 28:27
  Speaker 5: Asian boys and I was like, you guys are gonna
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: love this.
• 28:30
  Speaker 12: And they send you a million laughing it because because
• 28:33
  Speaker 12: he's not letting it go. You see he pulls it
• 28:36
  Speaker 12: and you're like, yeah, it takes me.
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: Back to my roots. I went to the gym this morning,
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: which you go to the delment for me. Wow, sort,
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: I've started getting back out there. How's it going. It's
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: going actually really good? Really you you were.
• 28:53
  Speaker 12: Somewhat of an inspiration also, was I just you saying
• 28:56
  Speaker 12: I had a great workout this morning and then did
• 28:59
  Speaker 12: the show and I was like, I've been being a
• 29:01
  Speaker 12: piece of shit all day.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: I need to get back in there.
• 29:04
  Speaker 12: Yeah, it's because I used to go all the time
• 29:06
  Speaker 12: when I played a little college ball, and then.
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: I just let it go. Too many beers. Yeah, gotta
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: cut back. What's that catches up? Yeah?
• 29:14
  Speaker 12: Absolutely, I'm still not an excellent shape, but I got
• 29:16
  Speaker 12: I got so my strength back, so I'm trying to well.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: All it is is like you work out consistently forever,
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: and then you take one day off and then you're like,
• 29:22
  Speaker 5: I could just never work out again, exactly, and then
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: you don't work out.
• 29:25
  Speaker 12: This is something I said to you that night. I said,
• 29:26
  Speaker 12: I built up my my reserves. Yeah, athleticism in my savings.
• 29:31
  Speaker 12: I got a lot of savings because I was.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: A ten year ballplayer. Yeah, and so I'm like, I'm good.
• 29:35
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 12: And then dude, I posted a couple of reel. I
• 29:38
  Speaker 12: posted an old reel and seeing the thumbnail next to me, yeah,
• 29:43
  Speaker 12: I was like, we got we gotta fix this, man,
• 29:45
  Speaker 12: We got we gotta slim out some of that but
• 29:49
  Speaker 12: that but I leave it up. I'm not photoshopping like
• 29:52
  Speaker 12: you ladies.
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: Now. Now we gotta we got to hit the gym.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: We gotta slim that down a little bit. I'm trying to.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: I need to lose fucking forty.
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: I'm sure I might be the weakest I've ever been,
• 30:02
  Speaker 5: like as like, including when I was fat.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: I don't think forty you look a little sick.
• 30:07
  Speaker 11: No, I don't think I should lose weight either, certainly.
• 30:10
  Speaker 4: Like Tom Sigoura, you see how he looks, I mean
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: it's good. He looks so good. I wish answer. Oh, yeah,
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: he lost a sho shout out to Tommy. You're doing
• 30:19
  Speaker 4: great things. I think you should.
• 30:21
  Speaker 11: Uh no, I should put on my burn whatever stuff
• 30:24
  Speaker 11: you got into into some muscle.
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: Right, But losing forty is not that's not until it's fifty,
• 30:31
  Speaker 4: if we're being honest, just in the hospital.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: Because the thing is, I have no muscle zero, sure,
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: but I have I have fat, right, but.
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: Fat. Just because you can't see him, you're you're a
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: little flabby problem. My tits are touching my belly.
• 30:50
  Speaker 12: Buttons takes your shirt off, show the show the people
• 30:52
  Speaker 12: what they're This is why they bring me on to
• 30:56
  Speaker 12: get these guys. I mean, this guy's.
• 30:58
  Speaker 5: Got off at any second. Yeah, he was wishing you
• 31:02
  Speaker 5: asked him that. No, I wasn't ready to rip that
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: shirt in half.
• 31:06
  Speaker 11: I would never do such. He's he's projecting nice projecting.
• 31:09
  Speaker 11: Shane once told me it's not cool that you have
• 31:12
  Speaker 11: a good body. Francis, well, I don't think it's anything.
• 31:14
  Speaker 11: I don't think it's cool to be goes. It feels weird.
• 31:17
  Speaker 11: It's weird that you're in shape, and it's not good
• 31:20
  Speaker 11: for your career.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: It is funny objectively, funnier to be fat.
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: That's true, it's objectively funnier to be fat, but also
• 31:26
  Speaker 5: like you're not. I wouldn't say you're in a shape,
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: you're in normal shape. Just everyone else is in such
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: bad shape that.
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: We're like feel like I think, well, I think it's
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: by comparison. Franci has been like a Greek god. Yeah,
• 31:39
  Speaker 4: but no, you you like, I don't.
• 31:40
  Speaker 5: Think you're not like Rogan Big where it's like it's
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: gonna start impacting how people.
• 31:44
  Speaker 11: Look at you. Uh no, And I don't mean that. Yeah,
• 31:47
  Speaker 11: I don't mean that.
• 31:49
  Speaker 5: Like, no one's gonna be on set being like, who's
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: this fucking jack?
• 31:52
  Speaker 12: When you're when your arms start popping through a hoodie,
• 31:56
  Speaker 12: that's Rogan. Yeah, he's been on a couple of shows.
• 32:00
  Speaker 12: His muscles are coming at.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: It like a champion hood and you're like, oh my god,
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: this guy works out. Yeah. Yeah.
• 32:06
  Speaker 11: If Rogan were wearing your outfit right now.
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: He'd be bursting through it.
• 32:10
  Speaker 11: It would all look right, it would be skin tight.
• 32:13
  Speaker 11: He'd be like, whoa, what was it? Where'd you get that?
• 32:15
  Speaker 11: Six Patriots? You guys wear an under armor on set?
• 32:20
  Speaker 11: What is that? From Chanel?
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: I always crack up at the NFL store like now,
• 32:26
  Speaker 5: like if you look at like Fanatics or something, because
• 32:29
  Speaker 5: like the U sweatshirt's like you can't buy these anymore,
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: like they're all old and they don't make them anymore.
• 32:33
  Speaker 5: And if you on their website now, it's like it'll
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: be like a T shirt that's like it's for like
• 32:38
  Speaker 5: they're all it's everything is built for like bodybuilders. And
• 32:40
  Speaker 5: you'll go on the you on like the Patriots like
• 32:42
  Speaker 5: merch website, and it'll be like a T shirt with
• 32:44
  Speaker 5: this like weird futuristic Patriots logo and then there's just
• 32:47
  Speaker 5: randomly like a hood attached to the shirt for some reason.
• 32:51
  Speaker 5: And that's for jack dudes. Yeah, wearing the T shirt
• 32:54
  Speaker 5: with a hood or sleeveless sleeveless hoodie is crazy. I
• 32:58
  Speaker 5: can't imagine having a hood if I don't have a
• 33:00
  Speaker 5: sweatshirt on, yeah, or a jacket.
• 33:02
  Speaker 11: I have a physics question for you guys. Okay, did
• 33:05
  Speaker 11: you ever hear about how if a gun gets fired
• 33:09
  Speaker 11: into water that the bullet slows down immediately? You ever
• 33:17
  Speaker 11: heard about that?
• 33:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah? When you say immediately, do you mean.
• 33:20
  Speaker 11: Like, okay, So this is my question.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: It still goes like it's still traveling, but it's just
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: a lot slow.
• 33:25
  Speaker 11: Let's say that you were underwater and someone tried to
• 33:27
  Speaker 11: shoot you in.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: A pool like in the movies.
• 33:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah, how deep underwater would you have to be in
• 33:33
  Speaker 11: order to be absolutely not at risk of that bullet
• 33:36
  Speaker 11: hurting you? Is my question? Well?
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: How jack am I? Am I Francis Jacks?
• 33:39
  Speaker 12: Or am I flabby?
• 33:43
  Speaker 4: True?
• 33:43
  Speaker 11: That does play an impact. It does have a big impact.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: In the How far in the water?
• 33:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah? How deep? How too?
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I probably yeah, have like armor piercing rounds.
• 33:55
  Speaker 11: But that's my I don't know the answer to that, because.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Thinking like cop gun like just a standard.
• 34:00
  Speaker 11: It has to do with the density of water. I think.
• 34:02
  Speaker 11: And by the way, people get on me for not
• 34:04
  Speaker 11: knowing stuff I don't. I don't profess to know things.
• 34:07
  Speaker 11: If you come to this podcast to be taught things,
• 34:10
  Speaker 11: go fucking kill yourself.
• 34:12
  Speaker 4: We can bring data bed a.
• 34:15
  Speaker 11: Conversational comedy podcast. Okay, I don't know shit, I'm a moron, right.
• 34:22
  Speaker 11: There's a reason I make the least amount of money
• 34:24
  Speaker 11: of every single one of my friends.
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: That's because your friends are all billionaires. They're all the
• 34:29
  Speaker 4: most successful people.
• 34:31
  Speaker 12: I'm on the jacked il money.
• 34:35
  Speaker 11: I'm the guy who when we go to group dinners. Uh,
• 34:38
  Speaker 11: I don't get hit with a Venmo request anymore. They
• 34:41
  Speaker 11: all split it and I'm off the hook. They're treating me.
• 34:44
  Speaker 11: They think I'm the.
• 34:45
  Speaker 4: Fuel for the way home on the jet.
• 34:50
  Speaker 11: But all of that is to say, uh, what do
• 34:54
  Speaker 11: you think? What is the answer to that? Do you
• 34:56
  Speaker 11: have any idea? Do you guys know the physics of that?
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: No?
• 34:58
  Speaker 5: I mean I would assume it depends on the bullet,
• 35:00
  Speaker 5: Like I'd assume it depends on if it's like a
• 35:03
  Speaker 5: sharper bullet or not.
• 35:04
  Speaker 11: Oh, let you guys go back to talking about comedy
• 35:06
  Speaker 11: while I look this up.
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: Oh, I'm interested to hear the hear the Yeah. I
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: don't want to know the answer.
• 35:11
  Speaker 11: Isn't that amazing?
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 35:13
  Speaker 5: Like if you shot like a nine millimeter into the water,
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: I assume if you were, like, I don't know, how
• 35:18
  Speaker 5: deep do you have to be?
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: Are you guys gonna put this in the next barstools drivors?
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: It's gonna be a challenge that would be awesome. Would
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: you do it?
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: If they found the exact like you know what you
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: ever see when the physics teacher will do like the
• 35:28
  Speaker 5: thing with the bowling ball, and they'll put it up
• 35:30
  Speaker 5: against your face and then they'll let it swing back
• 35:33
  Speaker 5: and then it comes back and it comes like right
• 35:34
  Speaker 5: up to your nose but doesn't hit your nose.
• 35:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly.
• 35:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but like they can see like you, so you
• 35:40
  Speaker 5: know it's not gonna hit you, but they're seeing like
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: if you flinch, you.
• 35:42
  Speaker 12: Might hit you then and then you're a pussy, Yeah exact,
• 35:45
  Speaker 12: And they're like, well, wouldn't hit you if you did
• 35:47
  Speaker 12: fucking move?
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah exactly. Yeah, yeah, but.
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: I wonder if, like, would you do that with a
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: bullet if they were like, if you're below thirteen feet
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: under in the water and you shot down, it wouldn't
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: kill you unless you went above there.
• 35:59
  Speaker 12: My shirt I get, you get to keep your shirt on?
• 36:01
  Speaker 12: Do I get a sleeveless hoodie? Can I have a
• 36:04
  Speaker 12: sleeveless hoodie from the NFL store?
• 36:07
  Speaker 4: Okay? I got this, guys. What's the answer.
• 36:09
  Speaker 11: Okay, A lot of factors, like you said, determine whether
• 36:13
  Speaker 11: it's lethal.
• 36:15
  Speaker 4: I think I brought have definitely did.
• 36:20
  Speaker 11: But if in general, if the bullet is shot from
• 36:23
  Speaker 11: an angle of thirty degrees, so you know whatever, Yeah, uh.
• 36:28
  Speaker 11: Then being underwater in the range of three to five
• 36:31
  Speaker 11: feet can ensure safety from most guns. WHOA, how about that.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: Thirty degrees though?
• 36:37
  Speaker 5: What is that they're not even shooting it at you
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: would in thirty degrees be like down.
• 36:42
  Speaker 12: Here, Oh yeah, so we just go over there. Yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 12: just go over you because then they're saying.
• 36:49
  Speaker 5: I guess if you're aiming it at the person, you're
• 36:51
  Speaker 5: aiming at the person.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: So like say you're the kettlebell.
• 36:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah, and then you just go like this.
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah that you don't try to catch it. It's underwater
• 37:02
  Speaker 4: and it's not going to hurt you. I would try
• 37:04
  Speaker 4: to catch it, so a spe I still probably wouldn't.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Just just you know, you have time to these maybe.
• 37:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah, water is eight denser than air.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: That's you're your head button that bowling ball, that's what
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: you're doing. True. Did you say what kind of bullet
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: has to be used?
• 37:24
  Speaker 11: I guess there are bullets that are being developed that
• 37:27
  Speaker 11: can travel better through water. Now that's good?
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: Is it? Make sure nothing is escapable? A lot of.
• 37:34
  Speaker 12: Aquatic attacks recently that they're having to upgrade their we.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Got in the water, we got our fucking water bullets.
• 37:40
  Speaker 12: Yeah, but they gotta like change. Yeah, there's a sky
• 37:45
  Speaker 12: Do you have them in your bad He's right here.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: They're only sending us one mad per police station. Yeah.
• 37:50
  Speaker 11: There's a scene in the opening scene saving Private Ryan
• 37:53
  Speaker 11: that stays with me, which is when they are invading
• 37:56
  Speaker 11: the beaches of Normandy and they get out of those boats,
• 38:00
  Speaker 11: the amphibious kind of delivery boats.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:03
  Speaker 11: Uh, And and the the front opens and a bunch
• 38:07
  Speaker 11: of them jump into the water and they're there. They
• 38:10
  Speaker 11: show some of the underwater cameras and the bullets are
• 38:12
  Speaker 11: zipping through and some guys are getting hit. And I
• 38:14
  Speaker 11: always wondered, is that scientifically accurate?
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that is interesting.
• 38:21
  Speaker 11: I always wondered that.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: We just google it. Those guys are fine.
• 38:24
  Speaker 11: Yeah, well it depends on if the bullet had had
• 38:27
  Speaker 11: gone more to three to than three to five feet
• 38:29
  Speaker 11: under the water.
• 38:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, yeah, it is interesting. Anyway, I do
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: wonder those are just things I was thinking about. Doesn't matter.
• 38:38
  Speaker 12: They probably would have googled it, like on the way
• 38:40
  Speaker 12: to Normandy. All right, guys, we gotta figure this out.
• 38:45
  Speaker 12: How do you need to be to I'm not going first,
• 38:48
  Speaker 12: I'll google it. I'll tell you, guys, we're a jump.
• 38:52
  Speaker 12: One of the most horrifying human experiences. I've watched the
• 38:54
  Speaker 12: interviews with those guys, just the anticipation of the door
• 38:58
  Speaker 12: being dropped. Yeah, and then one guy I was like,
• 39:00
  Speaker 12: they dropped the door and everybody died except for me
• 39:03
  Speaker 12: and like one other guy.
• 39:04
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: It's like, well, that's what seems to have happened, right,
• 39:07
  Speaker 5: Like in uh fucking Band of Brothers. That's like the beginning,
• 39:11
  Speaker 5: the whole beginning couple episodes, they're all like, it's a
• 39:15
  Speaker 5: group of people, and then by the third episode there's
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: like one dude from the original group, right.
• 39:21
  Speaker 4: But just listening to the bullets, knowing that they have
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: to drop the door.
• 39:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I would be such a pussy, just yourself. I'd
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: be like, dude, are you out of your mind?
• 39:31
  Speaker 4: No?
• 39:32
  Speaker 11: Can we go?
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Can we go? Like a little left? Can we turn?
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: There's no way you're dropping us off here. I mean,
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: more importantly, who playing it? Who's the president?
• 39:41
  Speaker 11: Was there any determination of who stood in the front
• 39:45
  Speaker 11: versus Row two?
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: However they straws or something.
• 39:49
  Speaker 11: I think that to me, And and by the way,
• 39:51
  Speaker 11: that's been the case for so long. I think my
• 39:53
  Speaker 11: guess is that now there's a little bit more of
• 39:56
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, you to the front row yesterday, So you
• 39:59
  Speaker 11: go to the back to.
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: Go to a comedy show. It's likely sitting up front.
• 40:03
  Speaker 11: And of winged migration formation as a flock of gears. Yeah,
• 40:07
  Speaker 11: but the in the Civil War. I mean, if you
• 40:12
  Speaker 11: were just standing in the front, you know you shot. Yeah,
• 40:17
  Speaker 11: dumb and then dumbest you're dead. Yeah, you're like, we'll see. Yes,
• 40:22
  Speaker 11: I think for me, I'm thirty. If I get that
• 40:26
  Speaker 11: front row. I turned to the guy and I go, hey,
• 40:31
  Speaker 11: I have to go to the bathroom. Yeah, I'll be
• 40:33
  Speaker 11: right back, but I really need to go, and I'm
• 40:35
  Speaker 11: not going to be of any use. I can't shoot
• 40:37
  Speaker 11: when I have to pay.
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: Now, dude storming the beaches of Normandy.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: I would be on the boat and I would be like,
• 40:40
  Speaker 5: I'm still, I'm not done getting ready. I'd be coming
• 40:43
  Speaker 5: up with like shoes. You guys know, I take forever. Yeah,
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: I'm always late.
• 40:48
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, I need to tape my shoulder.
• 40:51
  Speaker 13: You guys go out, I'll see how it looks tape up.
• 40:54
  Speaker 13: I'm in the training still to my ac I jump
• 40:59
  Speaker 13: out of the boat. I roll my ankle in the water.
• 41:01
  Speaker 13: I mean, come on, guys.
• 41:02
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I need to do some stem.
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: Get on the table.
• 41:07
  Speaker 11: Yeah, where's our where's our trainer? Trainer?
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: Does anyone happening they yell for instead of the medical.
• 41:17
  Speaker 11: I need hot tup, then cold tup, then back to
• 41:19
  Speaker 11: hot tub.
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: On a guy on the beach, I'm not done with
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: my leg.
• 41:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it would be awesome if they were just in
• 41:32
  Speaker 5: those boats pulling up to Normandy and they've got those
• 41:34
  Speaker 5: big ass winter jackets. The quarterbacks where like Patrick Mahomes's on.
• 41:43
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I can't shoot if my hands are cool. All right,
• 41:49
  Speaker 12: we're going to the left.
• 41:51
  Speaker 11: Okay, tell me this. I got another question speaking of this,
• 41:54
  Speaker 11: When quarterbacks are warming up along the sidelines, they often
• 41:58
  Speaker 11: have that guy when they're throwing they got thrown balls.
• 42:01
  Speaker 11: He stands next to them who catches it and hands
• 42:03
  Speaker 11: it to them. Perfect job. Is that because those are
• 42:07
  Speaker 11: receivers who are warming up their hands, or are those
• 42:10
  Speaker 11: guys protecting the quarterbacks from having to catch the ball themselves.
• 42:13
  Speaker 11: Probably don't hurt their hand.
• 42:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, probably so they don't hurt their hand, so they
• 42:16
  Speaker 5: don't like jam a fingers.
• 42:17
  Speaker 11: I always thought that was pretty cool.
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah that' suck. I mean, if you think about.
• 42:20
  Speaker 11: You designated Yeah, designated catchers. I always thought that was
• 42:25
  Speaker 11: pretty cool. And then the last thing, I'll say.
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: Probably they probably get paid like the perfectly fine, Like,
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: they probably get paid like six figures. Just chill on
• 42:33
  Speaker 5: the sidelines and have a catch with Patrick Mahomes every day. Actually, goddamn,
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: Patrick fucking hates when you guys drop the ball.
• 42:46
  Speaker 11: I'll say this, Nick Murphy, when when in learning that
• 42:50
  Speaker 11: you played college basketball, that is the most important, excuse me,
• 42:55
  Speaker 11: impressive sport to have played in college.
• 42:58
  Speaker 4: Think number one. I'd agree. I would also agree with
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: when you.
• 43:01
  Speaker 11: Find out, oh my god, triple points if you're white,
• 43:04
  Speaker 11: When you find out there's Division three so it doesn't matter,
• 43:07
  Speaker 11: it doesn't matter. Sorry, I think. Sorry, When when you
• 43:14
  Speaker 11: find out that someone has played college basketball, that to me,
• 43:20
  Speaker 11: I don't know, man, that's crazy. That's a level of
• 43:23
  Speaker 11: that sport because they only ever, what do they take
• 43:26
  Speaker 11: two recruits a class three?
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: I think we had like four or five. Team is
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: so small, Yeah, how many players are on a basketball
• 43:35
  Speaker 4: team you.
• 43:35
  Speaker 11: Don't walk onto a basketball team.
• 43:37
  Speaker 12: Roughly twelve to fifteen, I guess, depending on Oh shit,
• 43:42
  Speaker 12: this size, it's so.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: Small assumed at least twenty.
• 43:44
  Speaker 11: Teams are so small that we had we might.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: Have had twenty, but again I think the pens. Yeah yeah, progress,
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: that's still crazy though.
• 43:51
  Speaker 11: Yeah, there isn't some guy who on a basketball team
• 43:55
  Speaker 11: who just happened to be super good at sumo wrestling. No, no,
• 44:00
  Speaker 11: they were like, hey, why don't we throw some pads
• 44:01
  Speaker 11: on that guy? Yeah, next thing you know, he's you know,
• 44:04
  Speaker 11: first team All Conference.
• 44:07
  Speaker 5: What was that video of the dude from the Cowboys
• 44:09
  Speaker 5: that was going up against a sumo wrestler and he
• 44:11
  Speaker 5: was getting just bobs.
• 44:12
  Speaker 4: Oh I saw that. I forget his name, but I
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: saw the video. Yeah, yeah, that video is sick. Have
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: you seen that? No, it's insane.
• 44:19
  Speaker 11: Do you remember when Brock Lesner tried to make the
• 44:22
  Speaker 11: Minnesota Vikings practice squad no starting fights with everyone.
• 44:27
  Speaker 4: Now, I just met Brock like three weeks ago. Really, yeah,
• 44:31
  Speaker 4: nicest guy?
• 44:31
  Speaker 11: Is he really?
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: Nicest guy? Yeah?
• 44:33
  Speaker 12: He's scary man. There's no one I want to fight
• 44:36
  Speaker 12: less he. I saw him bounce a guy. I had
• 44:38
  Speaker 12: that exact same thought, because, uh, he was just he
• 44:42
  Speaker 12: was nagging the group we were with, nag and nagging,
• 44:44
  Speaker 12: and Brock just goes, hey, buddy, it's time to go.
• 44:46
  Speaker 12: And you know, you see, even if you don't know
• 44:48
  Speaker 12: who Brock Lesner is, you see a guy that saw
• 44:50
  Speaker 12: yeah say that to you. You think, hey, buddy, it's
• 44:54
  Speaker 12: time to go. This guy had the opposite and just
• 44:57
  Speaker 12: kept with the phone and the yeah, and Brock like
• 45:00
  Speaker 12: just one arm, just lifted the guy and they just
• 45:02
  Speaker 12: walk out together.
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: Again. Yeah, I think that was it. He didn't like
• 45:06
  Speaker 4: beat him up or anything, but it's just.
• 45:08
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, when those guys are that big, they don't
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: even hurt people.
• 45:11
  Speaker 4: They just lift them. Yeah, they just picked them up
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: and removed them. Yes, I've been hurt by someone like
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: that from that size.
• 45:18
  Speaker 11: Well, who was it it was? Do you remember the
• 45:21
  Speaker 11: UFC guy? Did you watch The Ultimate Fighter?
• 45:24
  Speaker 4: Ever? The Ultimate Fighter? Now?
• 45:26
  Speaker 11: Did you watch The Ultimate Fighter?
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: A little bit of it? Yeah? I used to be
• 45:29
  Speaker 4: a bigger UFC guy. Who were you thinking?
• 45:31
  Speaker 11: Did you ever watch the season that had Kimbo Slice
• 45:33
  Speaker 11: on it?
• 45:34
  Speaker 8: No?
• 45:35
  Speaker 12: I just saw his professional fights, but I didn't watch
• 45:37
  Speaker 12: his Ultimate Fighter episodes.
• 45:39
  Speaker 11: That was also the season that had uh, the guy
• 45:42
  Speaker 11: who became a comedian, Joe Rogan's buddy, Brennan Schaub. Yeah,
• 45:46
  Speaker 11: he was on that season. He made it to the
• 45:48
  Speaker 11: finals and then lost to a guy who was a
• 45:52
  Speaker 11: pretty experienced UFC guy, I feel like. But anyway, there
• 45:56
  Speaker 11: was a guy on that season. I can't remember his name,
• 45:59
  Speaker 11: Matt Mittreon. That's his name now, Matt Mittreon. And I
• 46:06
  Speaker 11: was in Indianapolis doing a club that used to be there.
• 46:10
  Speaker 11: I think it was called Fucking I don't know, I
• 46:13
  Speaker 11: can't remember. It was an old, old club. This was
• 46:14
  Speaker 11: like seven years ago. And I went and did it,
• 46:19
  Speaker 11: and Matt Mittreon came to one of the shows and
• 46:21
  Speaker 11: afterwards we were hanging out up in the bar and
• 46:25
  Speaker 11: he was showing me how to block leg kicks interest
• 46:30
  Speaker 11: in the bar and he goes, yeah, you just raise
• 46:32
  Speaker 11: your leg like this, check it. You check the kick somehow.
• 46:36
  Speaker 11: If you just go like that somehow, I guess it
• 46:38
  Speaker 11: doesn't hurt you so much.
• 46:39
  Speaker 4: Hurt It still depends where they hit you.
• 46:41
  Speaker 11: But and he goes, I go he goes, try it,
• 46:44
  Speaker 11: And I was like, dude, I really don't want you
• 46:46
  Speaker 11: to kick me. And he goes, I won't kick you hard.
• 46:47
  Speaker 11: I'll just I'll just show you. Just yeah, here, I'll
• 46:49
  Speaker 11: just come in and I'll do this and even lift
• 46:52
  Speaker 11: your leg from those guys, and dude, he gave me
• 46:54
  Speaker 11: a ten percent and I couldn't walk for three days
• 46:58
  Speaker 11: just hearing those watching the fight. You see them take it.
• 47:01
  Speaker 11: But I know, like me and my buddy's been watching.
• 47:03
  Speaker 11: Be like, if we got one of those, imagine the
• 47:06
  Speaker 11: worst time you've ever walked into a table with your
• 47:11
  Speaker 11: thigh right here? Isn't that it called the Charlie horse.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: Charlie horses. That's a cramp.
• 47:18
  Speaker 11: I always thought when you get that bruise like a
• 47:20
  Speaker 11: dead like, I always thought that was a Charlie horse.
• 47:22
  Speaker 5: If you've ever had a Charlie horse, you'd know.
• 47:24
  Speaker 11: What I know. The muscle balls up and it's.
• 47:27
  Speaker 4: Like when I was drinking all the time. Yeah, for sure,
• 47:30
  Speaker 4: i'd wake up hungover and I would stretch out my legs.
• 47:34
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, curl your toes. Curl your toes. It will happen,
• 47:38
  Speaker 11: That's what it would be. Yeah, you ever have those
• 47:40
  Speaker 11: cot excuse me, if you ever have those toe curling orgasms?
• 47:45
  Speaker 11: Curling orgasms, Yeah, those can really bring on Charlie horse.
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:50
  Speaker 11: You ever come so hard that you're like Charlie, Yeah,
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: bring on the old Charlie.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: Well, you're gonna make me Charlie, I just check that.
• 47:59
  Speaker 4: Check it. I'm Charlie W. I checked the orgasm. No, ma'am, No,
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: I'm not coming yet. Orgasm.
• 48:12
  Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, you put the leg out like that. Come
• 48:14
  Speaker 11: just go back down your dick.
• 48:17
  Speaker 12: My my, My ultimate fighter knowledge was obviously McGregor, and
• 48:22
  Speaker 12: then the Cody Garbrandts and the tj Or Dila shaw
• 48:26
  Speaker 12: I believe his name, and then this guy your I
• 48:29
  Speaker 12: favor with the ash chin and then but then theest
• 48:32
  Speaker 12: clip was oh yeah, you're ill almost killed again.
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: Well they coached.
• 48:36
  Speaker 11: That was the season where I think your Ia Faber
• 48:39
  Speaker 11: was coaching in that season, but maybe not your I.
• 48:43
  Speaker 11: A hall In he did the spinning kick, did the
• 48:45
  Speaker 11: spinning kick and just just dead. And then the next
• 48:49
  Speaker 11: fight he broke a guy's or like face, he broke
• 48:51
  Speaker 11: his face. He was so good, Yeah, but he didn't
• 48:53
  Speaker 11: end up having a very good career for no reason.
• 48:56
  Speaker 5: UFC is a tough one because it's like, even if
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: you win, you don't really get to like, yeah, I'm
• 49:01
  Speaker 5: assuming those guys go out and party after, but they're
• 49:03
  Speaker 5: probably just in so much. It's not like you're like
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: an NBA player and you win the finals and you're
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: like you gotta wait like three weeks.
• 49:12
  Speaker 4: To be like you don't need like immedia.
• 49:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, what were you gonna say?
• 49:18
  Speaker 4: Though, you said you're the best, the best clip ever.
• 49:21
  Speaker 12: I mean there's probably other ones, but my favorite is
• 49:24
  Speaker 12: Who's the fucking Chill Sun?
• 49:26
  Speaker 4: And Yeah, when he's getting into it with he's wearing.
• 49:30
  Speaker 12: Silva anderl Silva and he goes, I can't let you
• 49:33
  Speaker 12: get close. It's that's the best one. He's flip so quotable,
• 49:38
  Speaker 12: He's so good, he's so good on the mic. And
• 49:40
  Speaker 12: he got plenty of title fights. I don't think I
• 49:43
  Speaker 12: think he won. Maybe one he almost beat He got
• 49:46
  Speaker 12: like leg locked or something.
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: It was a.
• 49:48
  Speaker 11: Submission at the very end of the fight, but it
• 49:50
  Speaker 11: would It was probably other than the one where Anderson
• 49:53
  Speaker 11: Silva got actually knocked out by just being showbody.
• 49:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, it was the best effort against him for but.
• 50:00
  Speaker 12: He his ship talk is is a plus, top level.
• 50:04
  Speaker 12: He has so many good good quotes. Yeah, he was
• 50:07
  Speaker 12: making fun of two Brazilian guys and was talking about
• 50:09
  Speaker 12: how they they were trying to feed a carrot to
• 50:12
  Speaker 12: a bus because they thought it was a donkey. He
• 50:14
  Speaker 12: was just shitting on Brazilians but he says it with
• 50:18
  Speaker 12: a straight face. Yeah. LeBatard tried to get him once.
• 50:22
  Speaker 12: He was like, how many how many more fights do
• 50:24
  Speaker 12: you think you're gonna go before you think you just
• 50:26
  Speaker 12: run out of gas because you haven't really wanted a while,
• 50:29
  Speaker 12: And then Jale goes, I don't know, Dan, how many
• 50:31
  Speaker 12: times are you gonna how much long are you gonna
• 50:34
  Speaker 12: be holding a pen and not write anything down?
• 50:36
  Speaker 4: What are we talking about here? I've never gotten into
• 50:42
  Speaker 4: UFC I had, I've kind of faded, but there was
• 50:45
  Speaker 4: the Connor stuff was fun. The Rhonda stuff was fun.
• 50:49
  Speaker 5: What was the really good one recently, like within the
• 50:52
  Speaker 5: last year, the knock the one with a crazy knockout
• 50:56
  Speaker 5: where he was like he pointed at that, he was like,
• 50:58
  Speaker 5: now was about to end?
• 51:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh Max Holli, yeah yeah, watch
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: that was fu is he obviously? Yeah? Alex Pereira, Yeah,
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: they're they're fun fights. But I just like the stars.
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: John Jones, of course, John Jones is probably the most
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: I watched with John Jones.
• 51:16
  Speaker 11: I think that one of the issues with uh UFC
• 51:19
  Speaker 11: is that your shelf life typically is almost too short
• 51:23
  Speaker 11: for you to bask in your starter exactly long enough
• 51:27
  Speaker 11: for the world to get to know you.
• 51:29
  Speaker 5: It is nice how when like things start going against you, though,
• 51:32
  Speaker 5: like in UFC, like it's not like, uh, it's not like.
• 51:36
  Speaker 11: If you're.
• 51:38
  Speaker 5: Like other sports like like go back to basketball, like
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: Maps Celtics last year, Like we Celtics fucking destroyed the Maps, right,
• 51:45
  Speaker 5: and then they got to live through that that shame
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: u f C. You're you start losing, you get ko
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: and it's over. They don't have to experience any.
• 51:51
  Speaker 11: Of the shames. Oh my god, I couldn't agree less.
• 51:55
  Speaker 11: Really well, the shame when you wake up and everyone's
• 51:59
  Speaker 11: staying around, what happened?
• 52:02
  Speaker 4: Everyone's sitting around. You'd be like, are you okay? I
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: got you got a totally different I'm with Francis.
• 52:06
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's really And then it's like of of watching
• 52:10
  Speaker 11: the highlight of of coming to terms with the injury,
• 52:14
  Speaker 11: you get the tamed. Yeah, it's not it's you know,
• 52:19
  Speaker 11: unless you die, you do experience the shame.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: It's just later.
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess waking up and having seventy thousand people
• 52:30
  Speaker 5: looking at.
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: You, is it making sense? Now?
• 52:32
  Speaker 11: Harry is the always says he goes, what happened?
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: You go?
• 52:35
  Speaker 11: You got you got caught.
• 52:36
  Speaker 12: Yeah, some of them are so bad. They try to
• 52:39
  Speaker 12: fight the ref because they don't even know that they're a.
• 52:41
  Speaker 5: Lot of the I've seen, I've seen that where they
• 52:43
  Speaker 5: like they don't even know, like they they're there's UFC
• 52:45
  Speaker 5: fighters today that are like still.
• 52:46
  Speaker 4: Convinced that they never got ko.
• 52:48
  Speaker 12: There's the protocol to, yeah, like handle the fighter because.
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: They feel fully don't remember they're still some of them do.
• 52:55
  Speaker 4: They try to knock out herb Dean. It's like, buddy,
• 52:58
  Speaker 4: you're done, You're out.
• 52:59
  Speaker 5: That's like you ever seen like when the dog gets
• 53:00
  Speaker 5: woken up from a dream while they're running right.
• 53:02
  Speaker 4: And then they wake up and they just run straight
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: into a wall.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: Like that, start trying to bite your leg, start fighting
• 53:09
  Speaker 5: the doctors again.
• 53:11
  Speaker 11: Instead of going home to their nice house to nurse
• 53:14
  Speaker 11: their wounds, they go to the hospital for.
• 53:17
  Speaker 12: An m more embarrassing to get knocked unconscious on television. Yeah,
• 53:22
  Speaker 12: there's speaking of which. One of the nice threats of that.
• 53:27
  Speaker 12: There's the most tense one I ever watched was when
• 53:30
  Speaker 12: Francis and Ghanu made his run and then he fought
• 53:34
  Speaker 12: step A Miochitch the first time. That's the most tense
• 53:38
  Speaker 12: I've been watching a UFC fight because if you got
• 53:41
  Speaker 12: if you got flicked by Ghanu at that time, you
• 53:44
  Speaker 12: are unconscious.
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, And it was just steep A trying not
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: to just to outlast.
• 53:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah, and he did because Francis didn't have his cardio
• 53:54
  Speaker 12: up back then.
• 53:55
  Speaker 11: But when steep A then fought this the second time,
• 53:58
  Speaker 11: buckled so bad.
• 54:00
  Speaker 4: He ended up getting knocked up by Cormier too.
• 54:03
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 54:03
  Speaker 12: But that fight was like can he just just survive? Yeah,
• 54:06
  Speaker 12: because Francis was killing people damn.
• 54:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:10
  Speaker 11: Yeah, that was when Dan well, I think Francis and god,
• 54:14
  Speaker 11: it was an interesting character again, where like he wasn't
• 54:17
  Speaker 11: discovered until he was like thirty. Yeah, he was like
• 54:20
  Speaker 11: a construction He was working construction in Africa, and they
• 54:23
  Speaker 11: were like you're the biggest person alive on your hands.
• 54:29
  Speaker 12: Certainly some historical precedent there, you see, going to Africa
• 54:32
  Speaker 12: and going that one.
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:33
  Speaker 5: But anyway, was he just a was he just a
• 54:37
  Speaker 5: straight up construction work?
• 54:39
  Speaker 4: Wasn't in Africa? I thought he was like French or something.
• 54:41
  Speaker 11: No, I think he well, I'll look it up. He
• 54:42
  Speaker 11: was a straight up construction worker.
• 54:44
  Speaker 5: And someone showed up and was like, we got to
• 54:45
  Speaker 5: get you in the ring.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: I guess they're like, hey, come, come beat the shit
• 54:49
  Speaker 4: out of what.
• 54:50
  Speaker 5: A fucking life that is. He must have been so pumped.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: I get you, like, you're gonna do this for five
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: years and then you're going to be rich forever.
• 54:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 12: But he, I mean clearly was in some sort of
• 54:59
  Speaker 12: mental state where he was able to stay ripped and
• 55:01
  Speaker 12: unless he's just naturally like yeah, but he's still a
• 55:04
  Speaker 12: happy guy.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Probably working out.
• 55:06
  Speaker 5: I saw the other day, like of someone cutting cutting weight.
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: Oh man and uh. And then one of the comments
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: was like, fucking moron, why don't you just lose the
• 55:17
  Speaker 5: weight beforehand?
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: You so much time to.
• 55:19
  Speaker 12: Press hilarious comment. Hilarious, hilariously uneducated.
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: And then of course it has like ten thousand likes. Yeah,
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: everyone's like, dude, I know it's a fucking idiot.
• 55:29
  Speaker 12: But then you'll get those on your podcast. I'm sure
• 55:32
  Speaker 12: about whatever someone's gonna comment about your you're working out
• 55:35
  Speaker 12: and how they're gonna go lose forty pounds, Yeah, fucking
• 55:38
  Speaker 12: dumb it.
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, here, this is interesting. It's gonna be me. Yeah.
• 55:45
  Speaker 11: Francis and Gano he lived in He lived in Cameroon
• 55:48
  Speaker 11: until he was twenty six, whoa dang, and he was
• 55:50
  Speaker 11: like working in a sand quarry as of ten.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: Tough job and the guys get swallowed up.
• 55:58
  Speaker 11: Yeah they fall through this end. Yeah yeah, yeah, but
• 56:01
  Speaker 11: not when you're that size.
• 56:03
  Speaker 12: Francis was the first one to climb back out.
• 56:07
  Speaker 4: Everyone chanting.
• 56:08
  Speaker 5: That's like an avalanche times one thousand. That's way harder
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: to get out of.
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, let's put it this way.
• 56:14
  Speaker 11: There's no Saint Bernard on earth that can sniff you
• 56:18
  Speaker 11: out of a collapsing sand pit.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Pretty tough in those other countries, how fellas.
• 56:23
  Speaker 11: Yeah, but he moved to Paris when he was twenty six,
• 56:28
  Speaker 11: France to pursue professional boxing. But he was jailed for
• 56:32
  Speaker 11: two months in Spain for illegally crossing the border. He
• 56:35
  Speaker 11: had no money in Paris, no friends, no place to live.
• 56:38
  Speaker 4: He was homeless.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: To throw that in there, he had no money or friends.
• 56:43
  Speaker 4: Just in case you thought his social life might be
• 56:45
  Speaker 4: doing well.
• 56:46
  Speaker 12: Yeah, sh This convicted felon couldn't get his social circle
• 56:49
  Speaker 12: back together.
• 56:52
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 56:53
  Speaker 11: He was living on the streets. He found his way
• 56:54
  Speaker 11: to a boxing club and he met a guy that
• 56:58
  Speaker 11: you know, they started figuring out.
• 56:59
  Speaker 12: That's a movie yeah, that is living on the streets
• 57:03
  Speaker 12: and then walking into a boxing Of course, they were
• 57:05
  Speaker 12: probably like, yeah, obviously, yeah, we'll give you.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: Do I have to like scan a barcode or anything, No, dude,
• 57:13
  Speaker 5: yeah obviously not.
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:17
  Speaker 11: Yeah, I gotta get back.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: I gotta get more into the UFC stuff. The only
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: thing I've ever ever got into UFC like was the
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: original UFC stuff. Oh yeah, like when there was no way. Yeah,
• 57:29
  Speaker 5: it was wrestler were I was just talking about literally
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: like karate.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: I was talking about this with Maddie at Mothership. He
• 57:39
  Speaker 4: used to fight. Yeah, and dude, that was the the gracies.
• 57:43
  Speaker 4: Of course they were winning the Godfather Family of all
• 57:46
  Speaker 4: that ship, but they wont He won, like all of them.
• 57:48
  Speaker 4: He just choked everybody because they're like, wait, we're not
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: what the hell is this guy doing? It was sick death.
• 57:55
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's like doing rock paper scissors where you only
• 57:57
  Speaker 11: know rock and scissors, and was like, I have those,
• 58:02
  Speaker 11: but I also have paper.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: It was dude, there was I forget one of them.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: I forget what it was, but it was like a
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: sumo wrestler versus a kickboxer, and the kickboxer was wearing
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: like Jean.
• 58:12
  Speaker 12: Shorts or something like something in Yeah, they didn't have
• 58:15
  Speaker 12: like standard US yet and a lot of dudes going
• 58:18
  Speaker 12: shirt on.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: He's like, should I change? No, just coming what you
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: got on? Yeah, it's probably paid like a grand one
• 58:23
  Speaker 4: of those Chanel. Yeah.
• 58:26
  Speaker 12: But the craziest one is this guy gets put in
• 58:29
  Speaker 12: what's called the crucifix. Yeah, it's a famous clip. It's
• 58:32
  Speaker 12: where you have one of his arms, you're laying across
• 58:35
  Speaker 12: his back. Yeah, you have one your legs and you
• 58:38
  Speaker 12: got the other one and then you just have one free. Yeah,
• 58:41
  Speaker 12: just twelve to sixes to the guy's temple. He's out
• 58:44
  Speaker 12: by elbow two. He gets like eight more than I think.
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: I don't know where that guy is, but he's gotta be.
• 58:52
  Speaker 11: He's digging sand in.
• 58:53
  Speaker 5: Camera, digging sands tough because there wasn't a Herb Herb
• 58:58
  Speaker 5: dean either to be like the fight is over.
• 59:02
  Speaker 11: Watch, like Donald Trump guest refereeing, bringing in the person
• 59:08
  Speaker 11: who sang the rep the fight.
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: They know watching this guy just get obliterate and like
• 59:15
  Speaker 4: this is gonna go. This is it.
• 59:18
  Speaker 5: I think like UFC one through six, there was no
• 59:21
  Speaker 5: weight limits at all.
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: I don't know when it changed. We gotta figure out
• 59:24
  Speaker 4: your product.
• 59:25
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you gotta figure out because there has to have
• 59:28
  Speaker 12: been one that was just so absurd that they're like,
• 59:30
  Speaker 12: all right, we need to make some I watched some requires.
• 59:33
  Speaker 11: I watched something and there was some documentary I watched.
• 59:35
  Speaker 11: It might have been on YouTube where they talked about
• 59:37
  Speaker 11: those early years and and the first real stars were
• 59:42
  Speaker 11: The first real star was Tito Tortiz, right, but then
• 59:47
  Speaker 11: but then, but Tito was like a star, and then
• 59:49
  Speaker 11: Chuck Liddell came in and I started like really hurting people,
• 59:54
  Speaker 11: and Tito was more of like a diva star, and
• 59:59
  Speaker 11: Chuck changed the game, beat the ship out of him.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 11: But then Chuck started getting knocked out in a way
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 11: where it was like when he would get knocked out,
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 11: you know, he was so unconscious that from that point on,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 11: anytime he got flicked, as he said, the same thing
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 11: would happen a little.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: That was a bad one. Yeah, he got flat lined. Yeah,
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 4: and then Rashad was part of the then you got.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 12: Page thank you, and then John Jones came in and
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 12: started but he was doing those those fucking knee kicks.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 12: That's the one thing I never understood why that was legal.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 12: There's interviews that rampage has done where he's like John
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 12: Jones just tries to kick your knees backwards.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah right, it's like it's bullshit. What do they call that?
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 11: There's a name for that kick cheating.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 4: It seems it should be illegal. Well he got I
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: love John Jones. I think he's great.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 11: Isn't his only loss a result of a referee decision
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 11: that he had?
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 12: Yeah, he did qualified for some other I think it
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 12: was one of the elbow things or something like that. Yeah,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 12: but the reverse, I mean, you can't fight a guy
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 12: who's doing that, right, I have no idea if you're kicking,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 12: if he's fitting your knees backwards, Yeah, every time you
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 12: try to advance. I don't think I would be able
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 12: to fight anyone that is in any.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: Way moving towards my direction. Yeah, that'd be your first.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 11: Yeah, the sass is on a date with someone and
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 11: they're about to get muggy goes get in front of me.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm definitely a flight guy. I'm not a fighter,
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 5: but I'm going to the gym.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 11: I got I got.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: I got to be able to defend myself, defend my property.
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 4: Have you been running into issues without a lot now?
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 4: But it's like I'm I just think it's coming.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 5: I just think I'm so like I think I'm a
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: level of weak that like it's it's a problem, like
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 5: it's a it's.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 4: A safety problem, Like I gotta lock it in, put
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: on some more muscle. Sure. Yeah. Have you ever had
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 4: some like worked out in your Yeah. Yeah, when I
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 4: was in when I was going.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 5: Into college through college, when I was in a high
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 5: school going into.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: College and through college, I worked out. By the way,
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 4: he's talking about a period of six months. This is
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 4: like in the four ye old version where he calls
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 4: tit's a bag of sin.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 5: I worked out from when I was like seventeen to
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 5: like twenty one.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 12: You know you do the bench reps, yeah, yeah, flat bench,
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 12: flat pick ups.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 4: I will say today was the first day.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: Where I went to the gym and I went back
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 5: after I used to go, and I didn't try to
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 5: like ego lift at all, Like I was like, I'm
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: just gonna.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 4: Do the realistic weights here.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 5: And let me tell you, Temple doesn't make dumbells small
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: enough like men. I mean my advice I was doing
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 5: lat rais is with twelve point fives.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 11: That's fine. I only really do them with like fifteens.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 5: I mean, they gott to at least make the twelve
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 5: point five's look a little bigger, you know.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 4: Sometimes they make them like pink too. That's so embarrassing. Yeah,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: have they gender.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 11: See a woman in the suburbs walk here with these?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 11: Did she at the end of her walk?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 5: Those are for like stay at home moms.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 4: Big.
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 11: They're good for throwing at dogs that come running at
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 11: you from someone's yard.
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 4: I look at you with the pink ones.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 12: I'm like, this is to keep people from fighting you
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 12: is to keep the attention away.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: I'll get back up there though. My bench will improve fast.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: I got a lot of masks. I got a lot
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 4: of masks around my chest. My bench will prove.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 5: My bench will improve fast, for sure. I got legs tomorrow,
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 5: which will be a fucking nightmare.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: If you think chest I'm not eco lifting. He's talking
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: like I mean, I'm not trying to do the weight
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 4: that I used to be able to do.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 12: I got legs to proof quickly. I will rapidly advance
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 12: my chest safting. The problem is the road.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 4: But I'm not on the road right now. But that's
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: my thing. I got.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 11: The road is where I work out the most.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: Your hotel usually there's.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 11: Nothing else to do hotels, What else are you gonna do?
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 11: You just you go to the shitty hotel gym and
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 11: you go and you fucking run on the treadmill a little.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 4: If you just get on that and you'll keep me slim.
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 5: You just push up and you do some fucking I'm
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: trying to have days where I have like I'm trying
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 5: to avoid the days where I just don't do anything,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 5: like where I don't move.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 4: Like yesterday, I probably got under five hundred steps.
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 11: You want to hear something crazy? You got under high
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 11: five hundred on Saturday? I walked thirty six holes of golf.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 11: Damn twenty eight thousand steps.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, surprising, abound about a thousand per hole, thirty six many?
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: Not quite? Isn't a day? Thirty six holes in a day?
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 4: Eighteen's a lot? How many miles?
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 5: It's probably like fourteen I was gonna say, because the
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: most I've ever got was like twenty five thousand, and
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: that was on a fourteen mile hike.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: Wow, yeah, that's pretty good. Were you still on like
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 4: a master's kick and you wanted to get back out there?
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 11: What happened was. I went with my buddy. We played
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 11: in the morning, and you got to take a caddy
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 11: in the morning, so we went with our caddy. We
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 11: had a great time and there was nobody out there
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 11: because it was kind of threatening rain all day, but
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 11: it was not really raining. So we had a long lunch.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 11: I smoked two cigars.
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 4: Damn yep, after all that fuss last week, nodding, I
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: didn't want to bring this. You hooked me. I'm glad
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 4: Harry brought it up. After all that. He smoked three stoke.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 11: Ees because of you guys. I told you I have
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 11: an addiction, probably and you guys enabled it. You put
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 11: one in, you said you're going, You're going.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 5: If you saw his reaction last week, you'd think this
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 5: guy hasn't touched a cigar.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 4: Oh.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 11: I was here for the because I know I have
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 11: a problem. As soon as I touch a cigar, it's okay.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 11: Now I'm going to sleep, fall asleep with one.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 5: Sound like it sounds like he smoked too, and then
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: got right back to twenty fucking more holes.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 11: Well, so I smoked one while we were after lunch,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 11: and then we went out. We said, okay, well fuck it,
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 11: let's just go play again because uh, I think that
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 11: they only charged the guest fee for one round, so
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 11: we figured yeah, and then we carried our bags for
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 11: the second eighteen, which doesn't sound crazy, but it's a
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 11: very hilly course. Yeah, it's pretty challenging walk.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 4: Actually, yeah, I've done those tough.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 11: And so we played that and I was smoking a
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 11: cigar for that round. Yeah, so I had a walk
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 11: in one.
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: What did you do with the thing where you just
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 4: throw it on the ground.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 11: No, dude, back out the pesticides.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that makes sense.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: That's never seen guys do that though, where they where
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 5: they're teeing off and they just throw their cigar on the.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 11: I would lean it up against the tea marker, or
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 11: I would put it on my bag in a little spot.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 4: Keep it in your mouth daily, dip it in the eyes.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: What's that?
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 11: Watch this drive, dude, This course, This course actually uses
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 11: drones to apply spray.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 4: That's smart. All that crazy money.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 11: Yeah, So uh, then I finished, We went in and
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 11: I was so fucking hungry from the amount of calories
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 11: that I had burned from this walk from the cigar,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 11: and then we went and had another meal.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 11: I had more drinks and then I got home at
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 11: like six o'clock.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: So I was at the golf course when it started raining.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 11: Eight am to six pm.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 4: Damn, that's a fucking ship.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 12: Yeah, that's so much golf because that that was Saturdays.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 11: Damn. And I got home and I was like, you know,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 11: I have four shows tonight. Oh so I should probably
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 11: like four shows.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 4: That kind of thirty six and he's got a game
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: against Space. Yeah.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 11: So I managed to nap for thirty minutes and I thought,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 11: oh man, this is great. And I woke up and
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 11: I thought, okay, I don't really feel great, but I'll
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 11: be okay. And then I got on a city bike
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 11: and biked to the stand. And when I got off
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 11: the city bike at the stand, I was there. I
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 11: don't know, it must have been nine and my spot
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 11: was nine fifteen. Yeah, I thought I'm gonna throw up.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 11: It was as if the biking had unlocked the nausea.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 11: From the seven Beers to John Daly's Yeah I'd had
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 11: and the two cigars. That was the moment where it
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 11: to me. I went on stage. I had filled up
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 11: one of the plastic sort of tupperware containers with water
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 11: from the water filter downstairs and brought that on stage
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 11: with me and didn't even think about it, and someone
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 11: was like, why what's that? Like, why do you have
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 11: so much water? And then I just felt like I
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 11: had to tell them. I was like, I'm gonna be
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 11: honest with you. I had two cigars today and I'm
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 11: I might throw up. And they were like, and.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: I don't like when you say that, I've done that before.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 4: I wasn't kidding. I was going to kill I had
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: a thing. Yeah, I was. I was gonna I thought
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: I was gonna puke.
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 11: I had thin sheen of sweat on my forehead, that
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 11: sort of green sweat. Oh yeah, and I was really nauseous.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 11: I didn't have that grade of a set on the
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 11: early and then I kind of leveled out and I
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 11: did some food in you Uh what did I? Yeah,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 11: I must have eaten something.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 4: It always brings me back to life, a little grub.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 11: But I'd eaten it at like five thirty, so I
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 11: didn't really need to.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 10: Dud.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: That's tough. That's a tough day. Yeah, it was. It
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: was too much.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: Twenty eight thousand steps, seven beers and two cigars and
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 5: then four spots.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 11: I think I had three cocktails.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: To fucked because I had I go fishing, and I
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: know I have like four spots at night.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: I'm like, this is gonna be.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 11: I had a cameroon, Yeah, something really degenerate. I had
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 11: my first cocktail at eight fifteen in the morning. Jeez,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 11: a greyhound.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 4: Do you know what that is? Now? But I've heard
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 4: of it.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 11: Vodka soda, splash of grapefruit juice.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I definitely heard of it.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 11: I like it. It's like my breakfast cocktail. So I
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 11: had one of those, and then I had one at
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 11: the Turn.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 4: The turn, Yeah, seventeen.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 11: No, the turn's a like ten ninth hole halfway house, right,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 11: so between nine and ten it would be seventeen.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 11: The turn is always going.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: To be the turn would be eighteen. I'm not even
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: gonna take this now. This is gonna be a whole reddit.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: We're gonna argue. I know the show works now. Yeah.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 11: So I did that and then I and then I
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 11: had a John Daily.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 4: At What's a John Daily Imagining It's like a.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 11: It's a Arnold Palmer with vodka so iced tea lemonade.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 11: Vodka sounds lovely, and they tore him stiff and us
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 11: on Daily and then we got in for lunch and
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 11: I had three am stell lights.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: I don't even know yourself during.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 11: And then we went out for another eighteen was.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: The entire time in the back of your head, were
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: you not like, I have four shows tonight. It just
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: that would be just seeing the back far away when
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: I'm about to light that second cigar.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 11: Seems far away.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: Shows is a lot of shows, Michael Jordan, But they
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 5: were spot.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's still you're there for hours.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 11: And then I and then I had mine last night,
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 11: Oh yeah, West Night, yeah yeah. And I had done
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 11: three spots on Friday. Uh, I did, and I had
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 11: spots Thursday and Wednesday.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: We had much different weekends I had. I mean maybe
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 5: one of the more least productive weekends I've had ever.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: That's why I went to the gym today. I was like,
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 5: I gotta do something. I was like, I gotta jump started.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 5: I went to Middle eleven last night.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 4: God forbid. Well, I was like, I was like, this
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 4: has to change. I was like, I can't live like this.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Because I was supposed to go.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: To Edmonton last weekend and then I I lost my
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 5: passport and I couldn't go, and uh and I had to,
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 5: so I had to cancel the shows and then I
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: didn't have any spots because it was to last minute.
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 4: And the whole weekend because you lost your past story
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: that was canceled. You couldn't even.
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 11: It wasn't the only Canadian weekend he canceled.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: He's like, I gotta get some I gonna do some.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Give us twelve point.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: Was texting my friends this morning. I just kept repeating
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 5: to myself. I was like, they can't take away my health.
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: I was like, I gotta get I gotta I gotta
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: get something under control.
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 13: They no one took anything away, took my passport.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: I thought you said you lost it, it was stolen.
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: It wasn't, dude, What are you talk about it.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 5: If it was lost, someone would have returned it.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 4: That's not necessarily true.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 5: You could just still be if you if you went
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 5: through everything I would I went through, you would say
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 5: who gave it back? Like, I think the last person
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: to get the passports before they finally destroy them is
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: Donald Trump. Like I think I think the president is
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 5: the only person who's legally allowed to destroy the passport.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: I think most of his days just dude, I had
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: to call like nine police stations.
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 11: Okay, and you guys you left it on the plane.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they don't throw it away.
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 4: They're like, they're like, it's somewhere.
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 11: This is what this is, all right, this is so fast.
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 11: He's like, I didn't lose it. He left it on
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 11: the plane.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 12: Give air force want to call you leave highplane And
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 12: that to him means it's stolen.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 11: The airplane stole my passport. It reached into my pocket
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 11: and then goes high.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: It goes high up. There's a Rogan episode.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 12: Yeah, true, gave me this pass I'm supposed to put
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 12: it out and see if anyone knows who this man.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 5: Dude, it's it's it's like, you gotta you gotta call
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: the I had to email the border.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: Dude. You just got to email the border just because
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: you do. You guys have very set.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: I had to find it online Gmail.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think, yeah, the order GOV or something.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, just because I don't even know why
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 11: I'm trying to do this. Just because no one turned
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 11: up your passport doesn't mean it was stolen.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know where is the passport now gone? It's
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 4: just gone. It's on an Air Canada flight. I've never
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 4: never gone it's gone because it went through customs. At least.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: This is the theory that I've created in my head
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: because I've looked at my apartment like like I've I've
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 5: destroyed my apartment like eighteen times in the last two
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: weeks trying to find it because I keep on being like, no,
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 5: it's got to be here somewhere, and then I'll just
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 5: relook for hours.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 4: There's nothing more frustrating.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: Because you're like, because I'm going through this whole process
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 5: and the entire time, you're like, You're like.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: But what if it's just here? You're like, what if
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 4: what if I lift up the carpet and it's under
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: the carpet for some reason? Sure, like there's never enough
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 4: places to check, But.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 11: Actually, you know, it's more frustrating is losing a childlosure
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 11: because they the kidnapper doesn't ever or leave a clue.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 11: They destroy the body somehow, or they keep them you know,
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 11: in one of those like really high tech sheds.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: For a long long time, like a shed that has
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: like facial recognition. Yeah, get in.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 11: It's like guy's been driving a Toyota Tacoma all these years.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: No one thought, No one knew spy kids and you
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: think the parents have the same thoughts.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 11: The anti heats material all over the roof of that
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 11: shed he went to every single night.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 4: What was he doing back there?
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen The Clovich Killer the movie?
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 11: No, but I've seen Room.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: It's the Room's pretty fucked up to Room is so
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: fucked up. But that was the one that's so fucked
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: up that it's like, not even really enjoyable.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 11: No, it just sat with me.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 4: The Killer is not really enjoyable either. I wouldn't even
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 4: recommend it. Dogshit movie. But it's about the BTK killer.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 4: What's that that? You guy? Ever watched mind Hunter?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 11: Killed every member of that Korean boy band?
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 4: No? Now that's uh I b BTS?
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 11: Is it BTS? Behind the scenes? Now what is it?
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 4: Okay? Well it's k pop? Mm hmm bt I forget
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 4: what it is. We're losing traction of it. But anyway,
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 4: this this is how it goes. This is why I'm here.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 11: We move, We move, we move quick, BTS BTS.
• 1:16:26
  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, what was what was I saying about BTS?
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 4: You were telling us where you hit that the past.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 4: I was talking about the passport.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 5: So yeah, pretty much it's gone. You can't get it back.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 11: No, you were talking about the Cloverfield Killer, clove hitch killer. Yeah,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 11: why did that have to do with the band the
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 11: band bt S?
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 11: What did bt K have to do with clothes.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 5: We're talking about you're talking about the sheds with the
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 5: guy the bt K killer was a dude in like
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 5: the Midwest who.
• 1:16:59
  Speaker 4: Stay was like buying torture kill BTK. Oh, he's a
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: serial killer? Did they or did he? I think he
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 4: called himself that, yeah, for sure, and he he didn't.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 5: I think he was killing people in the nineties and
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: then they never found him and then were in like
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 5: the two thousand or it might have been even earlier.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 5: They could have been like the eighties or the seventies,
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 5: and they never found him for years, and then in
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 5: like two thousand, early two thousand, it was two thousand
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: and six, he was, uh.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: He like sent them a.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: Floppy DiscT a message on it, and they were like
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 5: you He was like, you guys can't track this right.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 5: He sent it to the police because he was sending
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 5: letters to the police station before, and he's like, this
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 5: is way easier. Can I just send you guys floppy
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 5: disc Like, can you track it, and they were like now,
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  Speaker 5: and then he sent us to them and they immediately
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  Speaker 5: found him. He was and then like he was like
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  Speaker 5: genuinely pissed. Like there's interviews of him being like said, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: there's interviews of him being like, you said you couldn't
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  Speaker 5: find it, You couldn't you couldn't track me, and they.
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  Speaker 4: Were like, we lied. But uh Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: There's a movie where he like goes out into the
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  Speaker 5: shed and he's got like he goes into like his
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  Speaker 5: dad's workshed and there's like IDs of all these like
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  Speaker 5: teenage girls and shit.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: See that concept that that happens in humanity is darker
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  Speaker 11: to me than serial killers by by a good margin.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's that is a serial killer.
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  Speaker 11: Well but fine, but I'm talking about the pole who
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  Speaker 11: the people that keep you know, abduct children or teenagers
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  Speaker 11: and keep them imprisoned for decades. Yeah, that is I
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  Speaker 11: really have a hard time with that.
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  Speaker 4: You're saying take them out, it's more like human It's.
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  Speaker 11: Just it's just so fucked like to think about that existence.
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  Speaker 11: And I don't know what you do. I mean, obviously,
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  Speaker 11: what can you do if you can't even I hate
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  Speaker 11: to get really dark, but like you can't even kill
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  Speaker 11: yourself to end this horrible daily of like abuse and
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  Speaker 11: all these things. I mean, you find out you hear
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  Speaker 11: about these stories, and I'm like, I wish we I
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  Speaker 11: wish I hadn't read that, you know, yeah, definitely, because
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  Speaker 11: it's just you think about, like you ever think about.
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  Speaker 5: It getting kidnapped and being held. That's exactly why I'm
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 5: hitting the gym. But no, I don't kidnap. It's not
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  Speaker 5: a big fear of mine. Like, yeah, I mean, I
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  Speaker 5: prefer just to not think about that.
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  Speaker 4: Because what about like a like a misery situation, like
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 4: somebody's a super fan.
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  Speaker 11: They oh yeah, is that Hitchcock misery.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 4: That Netflix show? Right? Stephen King?
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  Speaker 11: Oh oh yeah, she breaks his legs right, and with
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 11: the Himmers.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I think about that too. I think that, well,
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  Speaker 4: you're you're a name, you're a name. You could have
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  Speaker 4: super fan out there. You're gonna me out in the
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 4: middle and the Michigan Yeah, and then they tie you
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 4: up to the bed. Yeah, ties me up so they
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 4: can read my Twitter draft. Yeah, They're like, just just
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 4: trive me one more tweet, Harry, trive me one more tweet.
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  Speaker 11: Just every day they come in and they edge you
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  Speaker 11: ruined orgasms. That would watch orgas story where they get
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  Speaker 11: you right to the edge and then it just dribbles
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  Speaker 11: out and you're like no, then you're I've never seen that.
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  Speaker 4: That would be so bad being held for decades. Your
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 4: rock hard. She takes a sledgehammer just once a day.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 4: Every day. You're like, I think she's gonna let me
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  Speaker 4: bust today. Not a sledgehammer. She keeps fooling you. You
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 4: got some shoes buster sledgehammer It's never bust like under tops,
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 4: It's never never, it's always it's always rock. It's never paper.
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  Speaker 4: Can't busting.
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  Speaker 11: It's like a fucking Slinkyin's.
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  Speaker 4: Like these tweets were hilarious, said they were, Do I
• 1:20:59
  Speaker 4: get to go home? Even had a single funny thing?
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  Speaker 4: Since you got here? All right, that's cool off.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 5: Sledgehammer bust is a good risk.
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  Speaker 4: Ledger bus. Yeah, that's the name. There's gonna be fra
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  Speaker 4: dudes playing that now.
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  Speaker 5: I did watch a show recently on Hulu with I
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 5: think it was on Hula with Steve Carell, and he
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 5: plays a therapist who gets kidnapped by one of his patients.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think it's called Patients was that a
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 4: good It was a show. It was a show.
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  Speaker 11: It was a good.
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  Speaker 5: No, it was fine, but it was like it kind
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 5: of drags. But it's like the whole time he's trying
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 5: to convince his therapist to not kill him.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 4: Huh. It's actually it actually patient his patients. But he
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 4: has to have patience. No, I get that, but I'm
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 4: saying that he has to call likes to get creative
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 4: like that. You know, let's have the episode. See how
• 1:22:02
  Speaker 4: much you have been working out? Well, all right, well,
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  Speaker 4: thank you guys for listening.
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  Speaker 11: Hey, check out Nick Murphy on Netflix. Coming up soon, right, Yeah,
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  Speaker 11: you're doing the on the YouTube channel.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah, it'll be on their YouTube and Young introducing, Introduce, introducing.
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  Speaker 4: Very cool. Thank you.
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  Speaker 4: Go see these guys.
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