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150: Caught Somewhere in Time with The Doug Jones Experience · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hey, I'm Doug Jones from Hellboy 1 and 2, Fantastic
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  Speaker 8: To your stations, we have a movie meltdown. We're sending
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  Speaker 8: you back to the future!
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  Speaker 9: What's up and.
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  Speaker 8: Welcome to Movie Meltdown. I am Brian.
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  Speaker 10: I am Misty.
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  Speaker 8: I am still Jay.
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  Speaker 10: I was not done introducing myself.
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  Speaker 8: You've done that.
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  Speaker 10: I'm Lucy.
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  Speaker 8: Don't interrupt third squabble.
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  Speaker 10: I'm going to start. My name is Misty.
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  Speaker 8: There you go. That's where you're going with it? After
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  Speaker 8: all that?
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  Speaker 11: I had to make sure I was done.
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  Speaker 10: I feel justified. Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 11: I knew it until he was drinking water first so
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  Speaker 11: he couldn't interrupt me again.
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  Speaker 10: Cagey.
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  Speaker 8: Well, with that, we're obviously back here at the previously
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  Speaker 8: unnamed touring convention. It's like we never left. It seems
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  Speaker 8: like it, doesn't it? We may or may not still
• 2:21
  Speaker 8: be invading Randy's room.
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  Speaker 11: We totally are.
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  Speaker 10: We're still staring at his kiwis.
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  Speaker 8: Seems inappropriate, but whatever.
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  Speaker 10: It could be Lisa's kiwis. I don't know. Now you're
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  Speaker 10: just starting rumors. There's six of them. Maybe they each
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  Speaker 10: have three kiwis.
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  Speaker 8: More celebrity rumors this week.
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  Speaker 10: Randy and Lisa are celebrities.
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  Speaker 8: They are celebrities on this show. They are.
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  Speaker 10: They are rock stars.
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  Speaker 8: Alright, so let's head into the geek activities this week.
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  Speaker 8: Aside from the movie I watched that we'll be discussing later,
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  Speaker 8: there wasn't a whole lot. There's one that I'm going
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  Speaker 8: to mention, but I still don't think we should talk
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  Speaker 8: about it at great length, because I almost think we
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  Speaker 8: just need to go ahead and do a whole episode,
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  Speaker 8: because we're geeks and we'll talk about it enough anyway.
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  Speaker 8: I did watch The Ward.
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  Speaker 10: I love that movie.
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  Speaker 8: See, and as we've said before, we need to talk
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  Speaker 8: about it, but it's like nothing but spoilers and mobs.
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  Speaker 10: Can we talk about how Amber Heard runs in that movie?
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  Speaker 8: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 10: She runs.
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  Speaker 8: No.
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  Speaker 10: It's fantastic. She runs in everything. She either runs or
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  Speaker 10: rides a bike. She has fabulous legs.
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  Speaker 8: I don't want to argue that. Amber's quite the looker.
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  Speaker 10: And she has fantastic legs. I mean, seriously.
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  Speaker 8: She'll have to bring them over. I don't know.
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  Speaker 10: Did I have a better shot than you do?
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  Speaker 8: Not necessarily. Not according to TMZ the other day.
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  Speaker 12: Oh, they lie.
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  Speaker 8: I think they lie. Because she was also getting into
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  Speaker 8: a car with a chick when they said this.
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  Speaker 10: Her and her chick have been together for years.
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  Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying. I was like, TMZ's full of shit.
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  Speaker 11: Anyways, I like the movie. I like the movies that
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  Speaker 11: it ripped off.
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  Speaker 8: We'll get to that later. Anyway, so yeah, I did
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  Speaker 8: watch The Ward, but I think we just need to
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  Speaker 8: break down and have a little thing on that one.
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  Speaker 8: So we'll come back to The Ward later. So between
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  Speaker 8: now and then, go watch it. So about the only
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  Speaker 8: other thing I watched was I watched Peep World.
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  Speaker 13: What?
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  Speaker 8: Which is probably different than what you're thinking. Peep shows? No,
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  Speaker 8: it doesn't.
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  Speaker 10: Marshmallows?
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  Speaker 8: Not that I can remember.
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  Speaker 10: I really want.
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  Speaker 8: That movie made, by the way.
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  Speaker 10: That's the one tie-in film that's never happened.
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  Speaker 8: Or peep shows and marshmallows.
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  Speaker 11: Well, peeps.
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  Speaker 10: The peeps films.
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  Speaker 3: Hmm.
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  Speaker 10: I hate peeps, but.
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  Speaker 8: But would it be, like, a peep show involving peeps?
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  Speaker 10: Grandmas do love them.
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  Speaker 11: She sits them out for a week until they get hard.
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  Speaker 11: She opens them up, leaves them on the cabinet for
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  Speaker 11: a week until they get, like, crunchy.
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  Speaker 8: And then she eats them.
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  Speaker 13: Wait, purposefully?
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  Speaker 8: Purposefully.
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  Speaker 10: Wow.
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  Speaker 11: She will open them and leave them out just so
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  Speaker 11: they don't get hard.
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  Speaker 10: So she'll eat them. I love my grandma. I love
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  Speaker 10: that eccentricity. She's special.
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  Speaker 11: See, if Marlena was here, she would tell you about
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  Speaker 11: the time she ate a whole thing of peeps, like,
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  Speaker 11: from the right of the store to her house, and then.
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  Speaker 10: She felt sick. I'll tell it to you instead. I
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  Speaker 10: was with her.
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  Speaker 8: Her telling crazy stories on her show? Never.
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  Speaker 11: She brought, like, several things of peeps.
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  Speaker 10: And she ate them all.
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  Speaker 8: But were they involved in some sort of peep show action?
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  Speaker 11: I don't think they were. Not that I'm aware of.
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  Speaker 8: None of this took place in this movie. It's actually
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  Speaker 8: a much different movie than the title would lead you
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  Speaker 8: to believe. It's like a family drama comedy show. mostly
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  Speaker 8: comedy well that sounds lame but sort of a depressing
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  Speaker 8: comedy it's a family that's like completely messed up and
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  Speaker 8: it's actually not bad i guess i watched it mostly
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  Speaker 8: because michael c hall's in it and i do remember
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  Speaker 8: the trailer i remember seeing that he was making something
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  Speaker 8: else and i was just like oh okay he's trying.
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  Speaker 11: Was he downstairs was he at the convention he was
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  Speaker 11: supposed to be here wasn't he michael c.
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  Speaker 10: Hall no i'm thinking of Anthony Michael.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, you're right. Anthony Michael Hall.
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  Speaker 12: He wasn't here, was he?
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  Speaker 8: He was there.
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  Speaker 10: I actually saw him when we first walked in.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, he walked past me. Oh, crap. I was going
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  Speaker 8: to say, hey, what's up?
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  Speaker 10: What's up, Rusty?
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  Speaker 11: You didn't say anything last time you saw him.
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  Speaker 13: Did I?
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  Speaker 10: He was at the Comic Con.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I did saw him there. Was he at the
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  Speaker 8: Comic Con?
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  Speaker 10: Yes, he was at the Comic Con. He looks a.
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  Speaker 8: Little different now. Yeah, he does look different now. He
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  Speaker 8: looks very different than back in the day when he
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  Speaker 8: was a goofy teenage boy.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: I guess that's good, really.
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  Speaker 10: Who's Michael C.
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  Speaker 4: Hall?
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  Speaker 10: It's Dexter. I like Dexter.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: But I don't like his face.
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  Speaker 11: I like him on the show. I'm okay with him
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  Speaker 11: on the show, but I don't like all the box
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  Speaker 11: art for the DVDs or any of the promotionals for Dexter.
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  Speaker 11: He has this little smarmy, smug little smirk that I
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  Speaker 11: want to beat.
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  Speaker 10: Off his face.
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  Speaker 12: I have a hard time getting past him from.
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  Speaker 12: Six feet under, because I remember six feet under, and
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  Speaker 12: he was good in that.
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  Speaker 8: I like that show.
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  Speaker 12: But yeah, the Dexter thing, I still expect him to
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  Speaker 12: run a funeral home.
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  Speaker 10: It would be pretty convenient.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, that would come in handy. I don't know. Working
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  Speaker 8: homicide might come in a little more handy. He has
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  Speaker 8: a lot of really convenient things at his fingertips working
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  Speaker 8: at the old homicide. But no, in this one, he's
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  Speaker 8: a total normal guy, and he's sort of the oldest
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  Speaker 8: child in this family, this massively dysfunctional family. You've got
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  Speaker 8: some of the other kids. You've got Rainn Wilson as
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  Speaker 8: the next brother.
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  Speaker 10: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 8: Then Sarah Silverman. It's a messed up family. I like
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  Speaker 8: Sarah Silverman. Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I think I vaguely remember seeing that trailer.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. When I first saw it listed, I was like,
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  Speaker 8: what the hell is that? And then I saw the rundown.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, No, I do remember a trailer of this.
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  Speaker 8: I don't remember much about it, but I remember that
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  Speaker 8: it got made last year at some point.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, was that ever released?
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  Speaker 8: That's what I don't know. I don't remember seeing it
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  Speaker 8: come out in theaters. It just showed up on the
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  Speaker 8: TV one day.
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  Speaker 10: Magically.
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  Speaker 8: I watched it in the magic box in my house.
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  Speaker 8: It's good. It's not great. I think that's what it is.
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  Speaker 8: It's got potential there. I mean, it's supposed to be... This,
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  Speaker 8: you know, kind of crazy. To me, it's almost kind
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  Speaker 8: of working like a Royal Tenenbaums kind of feel. Like,
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  Speaker 8: it's trying to get this big family, and they're massively dysfunctional,
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  Speaker 8: and it's got this kind of really rapid-fire witty dialogue
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  Speaker 8: a lot of the time, but somehow it's like it
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  Speaker 8: misses somewhere along the way. I don't know what it is.
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  Speaker 8: It's like a lot of the stuff that's in it
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  Speaker 8: is really funny, and there's stuff that's really well-written, but
• 8:24
  Speaker 8: at the same time, somewhere along the way, it just
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  Speaker 8: seems like it doesn't finish when it starts. I don't know.
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  Speaker 8: It seems like it's got potential to be really good
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  Speaker 8: with all those people involved and with some of the writing,
• 8:36
  Speaker 8: and then it just sort of fizzles out midway in?
• 8:39
  Speaker 10: I don't know. Is one of the characters, like, writing
• 8:41
  Speaker 10: a tell-all book about the family?
• 8:43
  Speaker 8: Yeah, the youngest brother writes a book that's supposedly fictional,
• 8:48
  Speaker 8: but everybody knows it's about his family, and he goes
• 8:51
  Speaker 8: on talking about it. And, yeah, I mean... I don't know.
• 8:54
  Speaker 8: The younger brother's kind of obnoxious, too. They're all really, like,
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  Speaker 8: they're not the most, I mean, Michael C. Hall's probably
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  Speaker 8: the most likable of the bunch. The rest of them
• 9:00
  Speaker 8: are just a mess. So, I guess that, again, you
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  Speaker 8: have to get into the comedy style more than the characters,
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  Speaker 8: because you can't really get on board with most of
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  Speaker 8: the characters. So, it's interesting. I'm glad I watched it,
• 9:13
  Speaker 8: but it's not a great movie. It's just, it was
• 9:17
  Speaker 8: a fun watch. I like the people in.
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  Speaker 11: It, but.
• 9:20
  Speaker 10: You don't make me want to see it.
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  Speaker 8: You probably wouldn't like it anyway.
• 9:23
  Speaker 10: Why would not?
• 9:26
  Speaker 8: But that's pretty much all I watched.
• 9:28
  Speaker 10: My turn?
• 9:29
  Speaker 8: How about you?
• 9:31
  Speaker 11: Me and Jay watched a shitload of Supernatural.
• 9:34
  Speaker 8: Imagine?
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  Speaker 10: I know, right? I know, right? So yeah, we are, what,
• 9:41
  Speaker 10: almost halfway through season six now?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 11: We watched at least one episode a day. That's why
• 9:46
  Speaker 11: it's taking us a little while. Because sometimes we just
• 9:48
  Speaker 11: don't have time to watch a lot. And so far,
• 9:50
  Speaker 11: season six is kind of a disappointment. It's kind of lacking.
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  Speaker 11: It's not as, I don't know, it just seems to
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  Speaker 11: be missing something. Probably because it was supposed to end
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  Speaker 11: at the end of season five.
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  Speaker 10: I don't know. They're just reaching for shit now.
• 10:04
  Speaker 11: We've been watching a lot of Supernatural, so we really
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  Speaker 11: haven't watched that many movies. We watched Psycho on Halloween.
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  Speaker 11: That's kind of what we do now.
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  Speaker 8: It's a tradition. I love Psycho.
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  Speaker 11: As long.
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  Speaker 8: As you don't say, I love Vince Vaughn in the
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  Speaker 8: next sentence.
• 10:19
  Speaker 10: I hate Vince Vaughn.
• 10:19
  Speaker 8: Not that psycho. That's not psycho.
• 10:23
  Speaker 11: That movie is why I hate Vince Vaughn.
• 10:25
  Speaker 8: It did kind of, it was a turning point for me.
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  Speaker 8: I was like, oh, yeah, this guy's got potential. No,
• 10:30
  Speaker 8: fuck that guy.
• 10:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, fuck that guy.
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  Speaker 8: And then he kind of fucked up his own career.
• 10:35
  Speaker 8: Now he makes a lot of questionable comedies.
• 10:38
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 10:40
  Speaker 11: Then, by myself, I watched the Wonderfall series. Which is
• 10:44
  Speaker 11: still one of my favorite shows. I loved that show
• 10:46
  Speaker 11: when it came on. And it got canceled after like
• 10:48
  Speaker 11: four episodes.
• 10:49
  Speaker 10: Which they made like.
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  Speaker 11: 13 episodes, I guess, maybe. So there was a whole
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  Speaker 11: bunch that just didn't air.
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  Speaker 10: It's fun.
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  Speaker 11: It's quirky. And it was really well written. And most
• 10:59
  Speaker 11: people don't know what the hell I'm talking about when
• 11:00
  Speaker 11: I mention Wonderfall.
• 11:02
  Speaker 8: I remember it being on.
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  Speaker 11: Who worked at Niagara Falls. And she gets hit in
• 11:05
  Speaker 11: the head with a penny. Or a quarter or something.
• 11:08
  Speaker 11: And then animals start talking to her. But not like
• 11:10
  Speaker 11: real animals. like fake animals like stuffed animals or any
• 11:15
  Speaker 11: kind of like figurine anything that has a face I
• 11:17
  Speaker 11: think that's what she decides any animal with a face
• 11:20
  Speaker 11: figurine talks to her and tells her to do things
• 11:23
  Speaker 11: it's awesome and it's funny even though it really sounded
• 11:25
  Speaker 11: lame from what I just said.
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  Speaker 8: I remember the promos where it looked kind of interesting
• 11:31
  Speaker 8: very different than what normally ends up on network TV which.
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  Speaker 11: Is why it didn't last it was very quirky and
• 11:36
  Speaker 11: it was really funny and it was really it was
• 11:38
  Speaker 11: kind of a sweet show she falls in love with
• 11:40
  Speaker 11: a guy.
• 11:41
  Speaker 8: It always makes no sense when they shoot an entire
• 11:45
  Speaker 8: season with the stuff and just don't ever play it.
• 11:47
  Speaker 8: I'm like, there's a lot of useless crap on TV.
• 11:49
  Speaker 10: Really?
• 11:50
  Speaker 8: You can't work this in for another season? That's it?
• 11:53
  Speaker 8: Just take some of the other nonsense off. Take a
• 11:55
  Speaker 8: couple of reality shows off.
• 11:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah, fuck a bunch of reality shows.
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  Speaker 8: Jesus.
• 11:59
  Speaker 11: But I watched a couple movies by myself because they
• 12:02
  Speaker 11: had Jensen Ackles in them.
• 12:04
  Speaker 8: Imagine that. I know, right?
• 12:06
  Speaker 11: I re-watched My Bloody Valentine 3D. I tried to watch
• 12:11
  Speaker 11: it with the little 3D glasses and the 3D version,
• 12:14
  Speaker 11: and the 3D still looks halfway okay, but it just
• 12:16
  Speaker 11: makes everything else look retarded. It made Jensen Nichols look
• 12:19
  Speaker 11: like purple, and nobody wants to see a purple Jensen Nichols.
• 12:21
  Speaker 10: It's just weird, you know? And the movie, it's still fun.
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  Speaker 11: Granted, it's not a great masterpiece or whatever, but I
• 12:28
  Speaker 11: enjoy it.
• 12:29
  Speaker 8: I liked that one. For that type of movie, it
• 12:31
  Speaker 8: was pretty well made.
• 12:32
  Speaker 11: Watching it in the theater was awesome. I still think
• 12:35
  Speaker 11: it's some of the best 3D in a horror movie.
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  Speaker 8: It is. Well, I mean, it's, again, I've only seen
• 12:40
  Speaker 8: a handful of 3D movies, half of which have been terrible.
• 12:43
  Speaker 8: The 3D-wise, I've just, as far as the 3D technology goes,
• 12:47
  Speaker 8: that was still to this day.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, it wasn't even just, like, the gimmicks.
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  Speaker 11: Like, the whole scenes, like, The foreground and the background, everything,
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  Speaker 11: it felt real. You know, like, real, but, you know,
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  Speaker 11: better than.
• 12:57
  Speaker 10: They put a.
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  Speaker 8: Lot of time in just the 3D aspect of that one.
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  Speaker 10: And it was fun.
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  Speaker 8: I enjoyed it.
• 13:02
  Speaker 10: And then I watched Devour.
• 13:05
  Speaker 8: Which is great.
• 13:06
  Speaker 10: It was stupid. And, like, I watched it because it
• 13:11
  Speaker 10: had Jensen Eccleston in it. I don't want to keep
• 13:12
  Speaker 10: saying his name just because it's kind of fun.
• 13:14
  Speaker 8: You just like saying it.
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  Speaker 11: I do.
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  Speaker 10: It said Jensen Eccleston.
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  Speaker 11: But it's about.
• 13:20
  Speaker 10: They start off.
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  Speaker 11: The premise as being, like, oh, it's one of them
• 13:23
  Speaker 11: crazy computer games, and the internet, and oh man, and
• 13:28
  Speaker 11: the computer, and you sign up for this game, and
• 13:30
  Speaker 11: then you start getting phone calls, and it starts to
• 13:32
  Speaker 11: tell you to do stuff.
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  Speaker 8: Or any of them Samuel L.
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  Speaker 10: Jackson.
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  Speaker 11: No.
• 13:37
  Speaker 8: Telling you to go see Snake Son.
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  Speaker 10: That would be awesome. That was awesome, by the way.
• 13:41
  Speaker 8: It was awesome.
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  Speaker 11: But yeah, it's just him, and apparently, I think he's the.
• 13:47
  Speaker 10: Son of the devil, maybe?
• 13:48
  Speaker 14: Maybe.
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  Speaker 10: Or a witch?
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  Speaker 11: We're never really sure on the premise here.
• 13:53
  Speaker 8: I like these kind of premises.
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  Speaker 11: Satanic beast or whatever. Yeah, apparently he's the son of this. Yeah,
• 14:02
  Speaker 11: that's all I got for that, really.
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  Speaker 10: It was just... It was retarded, is what it was.
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  Speaker 11: I don't think I watched anything else. I probably did,
• 14:12
  Speaker 11: I just can't remember right now.
• 14:15
  Speaker 10: What about you, Honey Bunny? Did you watch anything?
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  Speaker 12: I didn't watch anything. I spent most of my time
• 14:20
  Speaker 12: Forging a blade for Randy.
• 14:22
  Speaker 10: A magnificent blade.
• 14:24
  Speaker 8: That's a very geeky activity, so you can go into
• 14:26
  Speaker 8: that slightly.
• 14:29
  Speaker 12: I don't know how that started. Actually, I think it
• 14:31
  Speaker 12: started with me making a comment about making Randy a
• 14:34
  Speaker 12: grappling hook.
• 14:35
  Speaker 10: Which is so totally not a machete.
• 14:37
  Speaker 8: Yeah, well.
• 14:39
  Speaker 12: I don't know why I didn't make him a grappling hook.
• 14:43
  Speaker 8: Maybe because.
• 14:44
  Speaker 10: You decided it wouldn't be practical.
• 14:45
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I figured it wouldn't be practical. Because, I mean,
• 14:48
  Speaker 8: you know.
• 14:49
  Speaker 12: It's a grappling hook. Why do you want to climb
• 14:51
  Speaker 12: trees and kill zombies?
• 14:53
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I want something, you know, whatever. Who knows? First
• 14:56
  Speaker 8: you have to make him that Batman gun that fires
• 14:59
  Speaker 8: the grappling hook.
• 14:59
  Speaker 13: Yeah, well.
• 15:01
  Speaker 8: Please do that. I don't know.
• 15:03
  Speaker 12: But we got a bunch of crap at my work
• 15:05
  Speaker 12: for people who don't know what I do. I do
• 15:07
  Speaker 12: a lot of metalworking. And so I kind of figured, hey,
• 15:12
  Speaker 12: I'll just take this piece of steel and, Make a
• 15:16
  Speaker 12: blade out of it, and we fired it in the oven, and,
• 15:21
  Speaker 12: you know, heat treated it, and tool hardened it, sharpened it,
• 15:26
  Speaker 12: and formed a nice, cool-looking blade. Kind of reminds, well,
• 15:31
  Speaker 12: just to describe it, I guess, if you don't have
• 15:33
  Speaker 12: a picture of it. Looks a bit like an orc sword.
• 15:37
  Speaker 8: We can... had a picture in our Secret Circle exclusive.
• 15:41
  Speaker 12: Yeah, you can add it in there. It's kind of
• 15:43
  Speaker 12: a pry bar, kind of a machete, kind of an
• 15:45
  Speaker 12: orc sword, kind of a butcher knife.
• 15:47
  Speaker 11: And all kinds of awesome.
• 15:49
  Speaker 12: And all kinds of awesome.
• 15:52
  Speaker 8: Misty did the handle for it. I helped.
• 15:54
  Speaker 12: You did more than help. You wove the handle for
• 15:57
  Speaker 12: it because I was getting ready to throw it through
• 15:59
  Speaker 12: the living room window.
• 16:01
  Speaker 8: More than anything, you kept him from using it. That
• 16:03
  Speaker 8: was the most important part.
• 16:05
  Speaker 11: You almost impaled our couch.
• 16:07
  Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm kind of disappointed I didn't get to kill
• 16:09
  Speaker 12: any coconuts with it, but that's usually how I test
• 16:13
  Speaker 12: out stuff. I figure coconuts are the closest thing I
• 16:15
  Speaker 12: can get to human skulls.
• 16:18
  Speaker 10: Wow.
• 16:19
  Speaker 8: That you can talk about on here.
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: Well, yeah.
• 16:22
  Speaker 9: I mean, really.
• 16:23
  Speaker 8: But, yeah.
• 16:26
  Speaker 7: It's done.
• 16:26
  Speaker 12: And I'm Making another one.
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: Place your orders now.
• 16:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 8: Send lots of cash.
• 16:34
  Speaker 12: Maces, Warhammers, and Blades of Destruction.
• 16:40
  Speaker 8: PayPal account is set up. That's what I did this week.
• 16:46
  Speaker 8: Instead of taking a break. Awesome.
• 16:50
  Speaker 12: I didn't watch anything.
• 16:52
  Speaker 11: You watched something with the kid.
• 16:54
  Speaker 8: I did? Oh yeah, I did, didn't I? I watched...
• 17:00
  Speaker 8: I don't know what I watched.
• 17:01
  Speaker 10: You watched an episode of Mystery Science Theater.
• 17:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, but which one?
• 17:05
  Speaker 10: I don't remember.
• 17:06
  Speaker 14: Me neither.
• 17:07
  Speaker 10: It's a good story. I don't know why I brought
• 17:10
  Speaker 10: it up then.
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: Crap.
• 17:12
  Speaker 8: What did we watch?
• 17:13
  Speaker 12: Oh, we went back and re-watched Cave Dwellers.
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: She loves that damn movie. She loves Cave Dwellers, and
• 17:20
  Speaker 8: I'm not even sure why.
• 17:24
  Speaker 12: Maybe she needs to graduate to Beastmaster, because Cave Dwellers?
• 17:27
  Speaker 8: Not Beastmaster.
• 17:28
  Speaker 10: Not so much. Beastmaster is the best movie ever or.
• 17:32
  Speaker 12: It may just be because she thinks that's one of
• 17:35
  Speaker 12: the funniest episodes but whatever you need to introduce her.
• 17:38
  Speaker 15: To Mitchell starring John Sexton she's probably already seen Mitchell
• 17:44
  Speaker 15: Mitchell's awesome I think she has because we've watched just
• 17:50
  Speaker 15: about every single mystery science theater there is some she
• 17:56
  Speaker 15: likes more than others uh some she's punching me on
• 18:01
  Speaker 15: the couch telling me to wake up she's like.
• 18:04
  Speaker 12: Dad come on you're falling asleep again.
• 18:06
  Speaker 8: Yeah they're still dwelling in the cave.
• 18:08
  Speaker 12: Yeah i'm like what no i was totally awake your
• 18:11
  Speaker 12: eyes were shut i was.
• 18:13
  Speaker 8: That guy said something funny yeah yeah i remember.
• 18:18
  Speaker 12: So yeah i think that's all i watched uh no
• 18:22
  Speaker 12: no i went back and watched old uh All things
• 18:26
  Speaker 12: of Max Hedrum on YouTube.
• 18:27
  Speaker 8: Oh, that's right. You were talking about that earlier.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: So, yeah.
• 18:30
  Speaker 12: Max Hedrum, he's great.
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: As usual, a lot of things in the 80s don't
• 18:33
  Speaker 8: seem to live up to the way they used to.
• 18:35
  Speaker 12: No, because I remember thinking Max Hedrum was the coolest.
• 18:38
  Speaker 12: But then I was just like.
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: I don't know. Even back in the day, I was
• 18:41
  Speaker 8: kind of like, he just is annoying. Stop with the
• 18:43
  Speaker 8: stuttering already.
• 18:45
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 18:45
  Speaker 8: I thought it was cool.
• 18:46
  Speaker 12: But I was annoying when I was a kid.
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: I mean, yeah. Those cool backgrounds and those shades. Sure, but... Yeah. Yeah.
• 18:52
  Speaker 12: Well, it's like me and you were talking about on
• 18:54
  Speaker 12: the way up here about how, like, during the 80s,
• 18:58
  Speaker 12: older people were cool. Rodney Dangerfield, Max Hedrum. He was
• 19:04
  Speaker 12: rapping Rodney for you. Yeah, but, I mean, people that were, like,
• 19:07
  Speaker 12: in their 40s and 50s were cool with kids.
• 19:09
  Speaker 8: But, like, nowadays, kids don't give a crap about adults.
• 19:13
  Speaker 8: Adults don't get them. They're not cool.
• 19:15
  Speaker 10: Adults are dumb.
• 19:16
  Speaker 8: They're not going to be doing anything. They kind of are, really.
• 19:18
  Speaker 8: They are.
• 19:19
  Speaker 12: That is one of my major complaints about certain people.
• 19:22
  Speaker 12: kids tv programming and it's the reason why my daughter
• 19:24
  Speaker 12: doesn't watch uh i carly anymore because all the adults
• 19:29
  Speaker 12: are portrayed as idiots in it and they don't know
• 19:31
  Speaker 12: what's going on the kids are constantly pulling fast ones
• 19:34
  Speaker 12: on them and my kids started getting an attitude and
• 19:37
  Speaker 12: i was like you know what this shit's gonna stop
• 19:39
  Speaker 12: right now there you go carly yeah no i carly
• 19:44
  Speaker 12: for you because you get you get a little sassy
• 19:47
  Speaker 12: attitude and i don't like that don't put up with
• 19:50
  Speaker 12: that crap. I'm sorry. I'm generally pretty cool about stuff. But, yeah,
• 19:56
  Speaker 12: don't start sassing me.
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: You draw the line at iCarly.
• 19:58
  Speaker 8: I draw the line at iCarly, yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 12: But that's the extent of my geek week. Mostly just
• 20:03
  Speaker 12: making weapons. That's always a good activity. Making weapons and
• 20:07
  Speaker 12: repairing barber chairs.
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: Well, put those together and have Sweeney Todd. You could.
• 20:17
  Speaker 8: All right, Lucy, what was yours?
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: Okay, here's the thing. So I had got my wisdom
• 20:21
  Speaker 10: teeth out.
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: Which was fun, if I heard correctly.
• 20:25
  Speaker 10: So my pain medicine was only semi-effective. What did they
• 20:29
  Speaker 10: give you? Lortab? I'm not a big advocate, honestly. I'm
• 20:34
  Speaker 10: not somebody that does pills recreationally, and I really hated them. Yeah, actually,
• 20:39
  Speaker 10: there's plenty left. But it didn't seem prudent to drink heavily,
• 20:42
  Speaker 10: which was what I wanted to do because I was
• 20:45
  Speaker 10: in excruciating pain. So instead, the prudent escapism seemed to
• 20:49
  Speaker 10: be going to the movie theater, which it is generally.
• 20:52
  Speaker 10: So I saw a lot of theatrical releases this last week.
• 20:56
  Speaker 10: I needed Mindless Entertainment. Fortunately, there's a surplus of that
• 21:02
  Speaker 10: right now.
• 21:02
  Speaker 8: The theatrical run usually takes care of that for everybody.
• 21:05
  Speaker 10: Did you see anything that had Tyler Perry in it?
• 21:08
  Speaker 10: I do draw a line somewhere.
• 21:09
  Speaker 8: You know I have standards. Thank God.
• 21:15
  Speaker 10: But had he had something out right now, I can't promise.
• 21:18
  Speaker 10: That's the level of pain I was in.
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: You were hopped up on the dress. The idea is hilarious.
• 21:25
  Speaker 10: Oh, but speaking of cross-dressing men, I did see Eddie
• 21:28
  Speaker 10: Murphy in Tower Heist.
• 21:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, and did he in this one, too?
• 21:32
  Speaker 10: I'm going to tell you what. Okay, here's the thing.
• 21:34
  Speaker 10: I've been very conflicted. Now it's a non-issue, fortunately. But
• 21:38
  Speaker 10: the whole thing about the Oscars, I am an Oscar watcher.
• 21:41
  Speaker 10: I'm thick and thin. I'm not going to stop. This
• 21:43
  Speaker 10: was the one year. I'm never going to watch the
• 21:45
  Speaker 10: Oscars again.
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: Really?
• 21:46
  Speaker 10: I am boycotting them. What turned you?
• 21:49
  Speaker 11: They did their fucking tribute and they did not put
• 21:51
  Speaker 11: Corey in it.
• 21:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that was wrong. Fuck them.
• 21:56
  Speaker 11: No, you're right.
• 21:57
  Speaker 10: I'll never watch them again. Did they ever apologize or
• 21:59
  Speaker 10: acknowledge it or nothing?
• 22:00
  Speaker 8: They never do. They always leave people out and they're
• 22:03
  Speaker 8: just like, eh, whatever.
• 22:04
  Speaker 10: But they left out Corey, god damn it. But didn't
• 22:06
  Speaker 10: his mom sort of lobby and say that they needed to...
• 22:09
  Speaker 10: And nothing.
• 22:10
  Speaker 12: They're the Oscars. They can do whatever the fuck they want.
• 22:13
  Speaker 10: Well, here's the thing. I honestly felt like maybe with
• 22:16
  Speaker 10: this choice, they were purposefully trying to alienate people. Like,
• 22:20
  Speaker 10: maybe they don't really want people watching. Like, maybe they're
• 22:23
  Speaker 10: kind of over it and, like, this institution and they
• 22:26
  Speaker 10: just want it to die and they don't.
• 22:28
  Speaker 8: They're just shooting themselves in the foot.
• 22:30
  Speaker 10: So after, like, the James Franco, which actually I enjoyed
• 22:33
  Speaker 10: him as the host. I'm going to be honest, just
• 22:35
  Speaker 10: because it was so weird. But, you know, people hated it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 8: They hated it.
• 22:37
  Speaker 10: They were turning against the Oscars and they were like, okay, well,
• 22:40
  Speaker 10: next year... Instead, we're gonna have Eddie Murphy? Like, what? Like,
• 22:43
  Speaker 10: the guy that picked up the transvestite? Like, the guy that.
• 22:46
  Speaker 8: Beat up Scary Spice? The guy who was funny 20-some-odd
• 22:48
  Speaker 8: years ago?
• 22:49
  Speaker 10: So, anyway, he's loathsome, I find. And half or some time,
• 22:53
  Speaker 10: all the movies, they're terrible, they're.
• 22:55
  Speaker 8: He beat up Scary Spice?
• 22:57
  Speaker 10: Well, there was that whole thing with the baby and the.
• 23:00
  Speaker 8: Oh, Baby Spice?
• 23:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they made a baby together.
• 23:03
  Speaker 11: What?
• 23:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they dated. Had babies?
• 23:06
  Speaker 10: Yeah, they procreated.
• 23:07
  Speaker 8: Oh, man, I like Scary Spice. Now she's ruined now.
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: Damn it.
• 23:13
  Speaker 10: They dated for like a substantial period of time. And
• 23:15
  Speaker 10: then one day she's like, you know, maybe they'd already
• 23:17
  Speaker 10: broken up, but she was like, I'm pregnant. He was like, well,
• 23:19
  Speaker 10: it's not mine. And she was like, yeah, it's yours.
• 23:21
  Speaker 10: You're my boyfriend.
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: It's your baby. He's like, no, it's not mine.
• 23:24
  Speaker 10: And she was like, dude, it's totally yours. I haven't
• 23:26
  Speaker 10: done anything. It's your easy cast, not mine. When it
• 23:28
  Speaker 10: pops out, we'll get a test, but it's not mine.
• 23:30
  Speaker 10: And so the kid pops out, and she's like, okay, well,
• 23:33
  Speaker 10: here's the test.
• 23:34
  Speaker 8: It's yours.
• 23:34
  Speaker 10: I told you. And he's like, well, I guess I'll
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: pay you, but, you know, whatever.
• 23:38
  Speaker 8: So he's a bad dude. I know as much about
• 23:40
  Speaker 8: that as I knew that transvestite that I picked up while... Yeah, exactly.
• 23:44
  Speaker 8: He just denies a lot of crazy stuff now.
• 23:46
  Speaker 12: If he's like that, then fuck that guy, man. Fucking
• 23:50
  Speaker 12: hate that shit.
• 23:51
  Speaker 10: The transvestites?
• 23:52
  Speaker 12: No, I can't fucking stand people who can't own up
• 23:56
  Speaker 12: and fucking be a dad.
• 23:57
  Speaker 8: That's what I'm saying.
• 23:58
  Speaker 12: Or at least be halfway fucking responsible.
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: Or at least go on Maury and get a DNA test.
• 24:04
  Speaker 10: You see that Maury has invited Bieber onto his show?
• 24:08
  Speaker 13: Oh, shit.
• 24:10
  Speaker 8: That's beautiful.
• 24:11
  Speaker 12: I got a long list of people I want to
• 24:13
  Speaker 12: fucking punch in the face.
• 24:15
  Speaker 8: You just joined that list.
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: Well, maybe I won't say what I was about to say.
• 24:19
  Speaker 10: Tower Heist did. I mean, it's like the Eddie Murphy, remember?
• 24:22
  Speaker 10: It really did kind of erase the last 25 years
• 24:26
  Speaker 10: for me. I was like, oh, this is the charming
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: guy that I remember from Trading Places. He won me
• 24:33
  Speaker 10: back for a little bit. It was vintage Eddie Murphy.
• 24:37
  Speaker 8: He's an actor. It would be really good a long
• 24:41
  Speaker 8: time ago. And had his moments, like we were talking
• 24:43
  Speaker 8: about a few weeks ago. I mean, there's, when he's,
• 24:46
  Speaker 8: the one time when I would say somebody's doing a
• 24:49
  Speaker 8: good job in makeup because they put too much stupid
• 24:52
  Speaker 8: giant fat suit, usually women makeup on him, but this
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: one when he's playing the Klump's character, it's like he
• 24:58
  Speaker 8: actually plays a different character. Like, he is an actor
• 25:01
  Speaker 8: there for a minute and he does something impressive and
• 25:04
  Speaker 8: When he's himself, when he's doing his role, he's terrible.
• 25:08
  Speaker 10: Didn't he already drop out of the Oscars?
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah, so it's all moving.
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: And I'm a little confused about that, too.
• 25:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 25:15
  Speaker 10: I mean, was it like a solidarity move? Was he saying,
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: Brett Ratner should be allowed to say stuff like that?
• 25:19
  Speaker 10: I'm jumping out.
• 25:21
  Speaker 8: I don't know. I didn't hear much else other than
• 25:24
  Speaker 8: they went with their fallback.
• 25:26
  Speaker 10: Oh, yeah, so wait, who is?
• 25:28
  Speaker 8: Well, as of the other day, it wasn't confirmed, but
• 25:32
  Speaker 8: that's what they said they were considering at this point.
• 25:34
  Speaker 8: I was like, anytime shit goes wrong, they go with
• 25:36
  Speaker 8: their safety post.
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: Billy Crystal.
• 25:39
  Speaker 8: I'm not a fan.
• 25:39
  Speaker 10: Of Billy Crystal either.
• 25:41
  Speaker 8: I mean, he was good at that, but again, that's
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: played out. He was good at that like in the 80s. Yeah,
• 25:46
  Speaker 8: it's like that ran out a long damn time ago,
• 25:49
  Speaker 8: and they need to just find something else and own
• 25:51
  Speaker 8: up to it. Is he going to say, you're marvelous?
• 25:53
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: His cutting edge comedy.
• 25:56
  Speaker 11: Isn't that that one guy who didn't do it again?
• 25:59
  Speaker 10: You're that one guy who didn't do the Oscars. The
• 26:03
  Speaker 10: one they pissed off.
• 26:03
  Speaker 8: I know who you're talking about.
• 26:05
  Speaker 10: What's his name?
• 26:06
  Speaker 8: Seth Rogen?
• 26:07
  Speaker 11: No.
• 26:07
  Speaker 10: Wait, what are you talking about? He hosted something else.
• 26:10
  Speaker 8: He hosted the... Ricky Gervais. Yeah, Ricky Gervais. He pissed
• 26:18
  Speaker 8: everybody off. Because he didn't lie. He just stood up
• 26:22
  Speaker 8: there and said the horrible things everybody thinks about the
• 26:26
  Speaker 8: people sitting in the audience. He just actually said it
• 26:28
  Speaker 8: in front of the microphone. Oh, awesome. He got himself
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: in trouble doing that. You're not supposed to do that.
• 26:34
  Speaker 10: He might be doing it again next year.
• 26:38
  Speaker 8: They probably should.
• 26:39
  Speaker 10: Oh, wow.
• 26:39
  Speaker 8: Brutal honesty.
• 26:41
  Speaker 11: I'm not watching Golden Globes anymore either.
• 26:43
  Speaker 10: They fucking snubbed Corey too.
• 26:45
  Speaker 8: Did they even do one of those?
• 26:47
  Speaker 11: Yes, they did.
• 26:47
  Speaker 10: They didn't have Corey, though.
• 26:48
  Speaker 8: Yeah, they all do them. Fuck them all. Who cares?
• 26:53
  Speaker 8: I don't fucking care. Sit around.
• 26:55
  Speaker 12: Why don't you give awards to real people that do
• 26:57
  Speaker 12: real shit? Like fucking soldiers and firemen and maybe cops.
• 27:03
  Speaker 8: I don't know. It depends.
• 27:04
  Speaker 10: They have that. CNN does that. CNN Hero Awards. Thank you.
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: That's my gift to you.
• 27:10
  Speaker 8: It's not big enough. Not big enough.
• 27:13
  Speaker 10: Better. Anderson Cooper. I love Anderson Cooper.
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: Garbage man. He's a really.
• 27:18
  Speaker 10: Talk about a fine, upstanding individual. I love Anderson Cooper.
• 27:23
  Speaker 8: Do you guys know?
• 27:23
  Speaker 10: No, seriously. I'm about to just jump onto an Anderson
• 27:26
  Speaker 10: Cooper tirade if I have the floor for a moment. Like,
• 27:28
  Speaker 10: do you know, like, how he got to be where
• 27:31
  Speaker 10: he got to be? Like, he's rich, right? He's like
• 27:33
  Speaker 10: a Vanderbilt or whatever. And he had all this family money. But,
• 27:37
  Speaker 10: you know, this very tragic life. But I guess he
• 27:39
  Speaker 10: was working for Channel One. And they were like, dude,
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: you do not have the face for TV.
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: You're not the guy. You're not the guy. You're the
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: guy that writes. You're the guy that, like, you know,
• 27:49
  Speaker 10: does the digging, the investigative stuff. But you're not camera material.
• 27:53
  Speaker 7: Really?
• 27:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I know.
• 27:55
  Speaker 13: Well, I don't know.
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: He's kind of a little funny looking.
• 27:56
  Speaker 12: It's like every woman I know is in love with
• 27:58
  Speaker 12: Anderson Cooper.
• 27:59
  Speaker 10: They're just no good. So anyway, so this is what
• 28:02
  Speaker 10: he did. He took his money. He heard about this
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: little situation in the 90s happening in Rwanda that nobody
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: was reporting on, that not one single person had reported on.
• 28:10
  Speaker 10: So he decides, you know what? I got some money.
• 28:12
  Speaker 10: I'm going to grab this camera guy, and we're going
• 28:14
  Speaker 10: to go to Rwanda. And so he starts covering the
• 28:17
  Speaker 10: genocide in Rwanda when there is no U.S. media outlet
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: there whatsoever. And he starts sending the coverage back to
• 28:23
  Speaker 10: Channel 1. So this crappy, I mean, I don't know
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: if people are familiar with Channel 1 news, but it's
• 28:27
  Speaker 10: the thing that they show at, like, schools in the
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: morning or whatever. It's, like, fake news with lots of, like,
• 28:33
  Speaker 10: commercials and stuff that piss parents off. But anyway, so
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: all of a sudden Channel 1 got an exclusive on
• 28:39
  Speaker 10: the Rwandan genocide. And so they're like, okay, well, keep
• 28:43
  Speaker 10: them coming, Anderson. And so he was like, all right, well,
• 28:45
  Speaker 10: when I get back, do I have a job? And
• 28:46
  Speaker 10: they're like, yeah, dude, you got a job. So I
• 28:49
  Speaker 10: don't know. The guy's cool.
• 28:51
  Speaker 12: And he's handsome.
• 28:52
  Speaker 10: And he's handsome. He's just dreamy. I know.
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: But he doesn't have a face for TV.
• 28:57
  Speaker 10: I don't get it. He's handsome. He's convinced us with
• 29:00
  Speaker 10: his charisma that he's handsome, but I'm not entirely sure
• 29:02
  Speaker 10: he's actually handsome.
• 29:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you know how Brian feels about Amber.
• 29:05
  Speaker 10: It's not fair. And he doesn't like the Kardashians, so that.
• 29:11
  Speaker 8: Works out for me, too.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: Does anybody really like him?
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: Or maybe it's Lindsay Lohan he doesn't like.
• 29:16
  Speaker 8: Either way, it's fucking hilarious.
• 29:18
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 29:20
  Speaker 11: I have nothing educational to say about him. If you
• 29:23
  Speaker 11: don't like the Kardashians, they're that low-hanging girl. That's okay
• 29:27
  Speaker 11: for me.
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: Sorry.
• 29:27
  Speaker 10: But yeah, Tyra is not terrible. I think that's where
• 29:33
  Speaker 10: I started, but that was like three hours ago. Yeah,
• 29:38
  Speaker 10: it was actually interesting because I saw that and Tyra's
• 29:40
  Speaker 10: back to back, and I feel like I was wondering
• 29:42
  Speaker 10: if they were sort of speeding up, because both of
• 29:44
  Speaker 10: those films sort of address the same thing, which is
• 29:46
  Speaker 10: sort of the Occupy Wall Street movement. I mean, really,
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: they're sort of like taking the power back to the people,
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: redistribution of power. you know, things, resources. Like, it was actually, like, sociologically,
• 29:56
  Speaker 10: I think they both came at interesting times.
• 29:59
  Speaker 8: Neither of them are great movies.
• 30:00
  Speaker 10: Actually, the in-time premise is kind of interesting. I don't
• 30:03
  Speaker 10: like that it had to have Justin Timberlake in it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 10: I don't hate him, but I think I should. I
• 30:08
  Speaker 10: can hate him enough for both of us, honestly.
• 30:12
  Speaker 8: I'm kind of like, eh.
• 30:15
  Speaker 11: He's one hell of a beatboxer.
• 30:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 30:18
  Speaker 12: Nothing's worse than a white guy's beatbox, and I'm sorry.
• 30:21
  Speaker 8: You cannot convince Justin of that.
• 30:23
  Speaker 12: Unless you're the damn Beastie Boys, you need to shut
• 30:25
  Speaker 12: the fuck up.
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: And then I saw Sarah's Key because I felt like
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: maybe a movie about the Holocaust would put my wisdom
• 30:32
  Speaker 10: to pain and perspective. So it was actually disappointing, though. See,
• 30:38
  Speaker 10: my dentist is handsome. I didn't have any dental pain
• 30:41
  Speaker 10: when I had my teeth pulled out.
• 30:43
  Speaker 8: You've got dreamy dentists.
• 30:44
  Speaker 10: I do.
• 30:46
  Speaker 11: I went back three.
• 30:46
  Speaker 10: Times to have teeth pulled. There's not going to be
• 30:50
  Speaker 10: a tooth left in your mouth. I just had four
• 30:53
  Speaker 10: wisdom teeth. I did one this time. I got another
• 30:57
  Speaker 10: tooth that's causing me pain. You're going to be chewing
• 30:59
  Speaker 10: bubble gum all the time.
• 31:00
  Speaker 12: But you've got all false teeth.
• 31:02
  Speaker 8: That's causing me pain.
• 31:04
  Speaker 10: Ghost pain.
• 31:05
  Speaker 8: I'll just hand them to you. Work on them. Well,
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: I think that you paid the ultimate price, really, for
• 31:16
  Speaker 8: having wisdom teeth taken out, because you watched Police Academy,
• 31:21
  Speaker 8: and then you didn't get to come to the episode.
• 31:23
  Speaker 10: I did. Honestly, I really wanted to have that conversation, though,
• 31:27
  Speaker 10: especially on Lortab.
• 31:28
  Speaker 8: Well, that would have been interesting.
• 31:30
  Speaker 11: I've done plenty of shows on Lortab.
• 31:34
  Speaker 8: This show, not sponsored by Lortab, so send money, because
• 31:38
  Speaker 8: pharmaceutical companies have all the money.
• 31:40
  Speaker 10: Or pills.
• 31:42
  Speaker 8: Don't send pills, because we'll never get anything done.
• 31:44
  Speaker 12: I don't think War Tap affects me.
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: But yeah, I wanted... The Steve Guttenberg.
• 31:50
  Speaker 8: I don't know. Did you get into.
• 31:51
  Speaker 10: This about the Steve Guttenberg appeal and what happened to
• 31:54
  Speaker 10: it and where it went and how he.
• 31:56
  Speaker 8: Where did it go?
• 31:57
  Speaker 12: There were a lot of chicks I knew that dug
• 32:01
  Speaker 12: Steve Guttenberg.
• 32:02
  Speaker 10: He was beloved. And then he overnight became a joke.
• 32:06
  Speaker 10: I don't know if it was all the sequels. I
• 32:07
  Speaker 10: don't know what it was.
• 32:09
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 32:09
  Speaker 10: If it was just... changing society.
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: It was something. It went from chicks thinking.
• 32:15
  Speaker 12: He was hot to, like you said, thinking he was
• 32:17
  Speaker 12: a joke.
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: There was a lot of changing society from that movie.
• 32:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the casual homophobia was shocking to me.
• 32:24
  Speaker 8: See, I had problems with the casual racism, so it's
• 32:28
  Speaker 8: a fun movie for everybody. But that was the 80s.
• 32:31
  Speaker 8: It was the 80s. It was the 80s. They made
• 32:34
  Speaker 8: fun of everything.
• 32:36
  Speaker 12: They made fun of everything. But it's okay, because we're
• 32:40
  Speaker 12: We're cool with it.
• 32:42
  Speaker 10: Maybe that's why I'm the way I am. I'm stuck
• 32:44
  Speaker 10: in the 80s. I can blatantly be mean and make
• 32:47
  Speaker 10: fun of everybody. I don't care. That's why people hate me.
• 32:53
  Speaker 10: Except for Randy.
• 32:53
  Speaker 11: He said earlier I was awesome.
• 32:57
  Speaker 10: So what did come out of that conversation? What did
• 33:00
  Speaker 10: we learn about ourselves from Police Academy? I don't want
• 33:02
  Speaker 10: to revisit it too much.
• 33:04
  Speaker 8: We've grown since. You learned lessons.
• 33:07
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 33:08
  Speaker 12: Nobody wears half shirts anymore.
• 33:10
  Speaker 8: Why not?
• 33:10
  Speaker 10: That one guy did.
• 33:12
  Speaker 8: I'm getting me a one in the oven shirt. Yeah.
• 33:15
  Speaker 8: You know, I had no idea.
• 33:17
  Speaker 12: What that meant when I first saw that. I was like, oh.
• 33:20
  Speaker 12: And then I was like, oh, okay.
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: All right. Duh.
• 33:24
  Speaker 10: I love that when you revisit stuff later and you're like, oh,
• 33:27
  Speaker 10: that's what that means.
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's what that meant.
• 33:29
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: Jeez.
• 33:31
  Speaker 10: All right.
• 33:31
  Speaker 8: Does that round out our geek week?
• 33:32
  Speaker 10: That's all I got.
• 33:34
  Speaker 8: That's a big old geek week.
• 33:35
  Speaker 11: Holy crap, there's a duck in this water.
• 33:37
  Speaker 10: Where?
• 33:38
  Speaker 8: Right there.
• 33:40
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 33:41
  Speaker 8: He's cute.
• 33:43
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 33:44
  Speaker 10: Never mind. There is a duck in my bottle of water.
• 33:49
  Speaker 12: It's a picture of a duck.
• 33:52
  Speaker 8: It's not like a real duck. Full-sized duck. And it's
• 33:56
  Speaker 8: a rubber duck at that.
• 33:57
  Speaker 10: No, it's not. It's got little feet. Rubber ducks don't
• 34:00
  Speaker 10: have feet.
• 34:01
  Speaker 8: Some could.
• 34:02
  Speaker 10: Hey, it's all it's quacked up to be. I actually
• 34:06
  Speaker 10: used that logo as a slogan.
• 34:11
  Speaker 8: We'll take a break and be back with this week's movie.
• 34:37
  Speaker 16: It's been the longest winter without you I didn't know
• 34:44
  Speaker 16: where to turn to.
• 34:49
  Speaker 17: See, somehow I can't forget you After all that we've
• 34:56
  Speaker 17: been through Don't be.
• 35:00
  Speaker 10: Coming Thought I heard it out.
• 35:02
  Speaker 18: Who said no one Thinking that I deserve it And
• 35:07
  Speaker 18: now I realize that I really didn't know You didn't
• 35:11
  Speaker 18: know this Mean everything quickly, I'm learning To love again, all.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: I know is.
• 35:19
  Speaker 18: I will be okay It's gonna hurt when it heals too.
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Better in time.
• 35:36
  Speaker 18: You know I really love you. Gonna smile cause I
• 35:41
  Speaker 18: deserve to.
• 35:42
  Speaker 11: Oh.
• 35:48
  Speaker 4: Oh, the time.
• 35:51
  Speaker 13: Is now, the time is here.
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: Now's the time to abide a cheer. A tasty life
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: where the price is right.
• 36:01
  Speaker 10: Well, look in here, you'll dig this site.
• 36:04
  Speaker 8: The moment's handy for a piece of candy. Just name
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: your brand, they're all so grand.
• 36:08
  Speaker 5: Hey, what do you.
• 36:09
  Speaker 8: Think of a nice cool drink?
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: The time is 1893, and.
• 36:11
  Speaker 8: Novelist and inventor H.G.
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: Wells invites you.
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: To join him on a flight from London.
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: To San Francisco.
• 36:39
  Speaker 19: In under a minute, you will be transported to a
• 36:42
  Speaker 19: bizarre and fantastic new age.
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: Today.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Time after time.
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: For H.G.
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: Wells, the modern world offers a spectacular array of revelations, embarrassments,
• 37:09
  Speaker 6: and delights.
• 37:10
  Speaker 10: Well, hello there.
• 37:13
  Speaker 8: Hello. What's up, Doug?
• 37:15
  Speaker 11: I beg your pardon?
• 37:16
  Speaker 8: You were saying, where to?
• 37:17
  Speaker 6: Could you please take me as quickly as possible to
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: the Hyatt?
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: But Wells has not come here as a tourist.
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: His visit will be somewhat more dangerous, for he is
• 37:27
  Speaker 6: pursuing Jack the Ripper, a villain who has eluded his
• 37:31
  Speaker 6: fate by escaping into time.
• 37:33
  Speaker 11: Ninety years ago, I was a freak.
• 37:38
  Speaker 10: Today, I'm an amateur.
• 37:40
  Speaker 6: A romantic adventure, a breathless chase around the world and
• 37:44
  Speaker 6: across a century.
• 37:48
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• 38:39
  Speaker 4: Time is on my side.
• 38:45
  Speaker 8: Yes, it is. Time is on my side. Yes, it is.
• 38:56
  Speaker 12: All right, we're back.
• 38:57
  Speaker 8: And before we go to our remote recording here, we
• 39:01
  Speaker 8: just need to discuss the fact that it is... Lucy,
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: do you want to discuss... I don't even think we
• 39:08
  Speaker 8: need to discuss the person because you're going to get
• 39:10
  Speaker 8: that in the recording. You definitely get the excitement that
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: comes along with this segment. But I do want to
• 39:16
  Speaker 8: set the scene because... This is probably the first time
• 39:20
  Speaker 8: I've done a specifically celebrity interview seated in the floor
• 39:25
  Speaker 8: in the middle of a hallway as people are streaming past.
• 39:30
  Speaker 8: now I did do the porn game show with Andy
• 39:33
  Speaker 8: in the hallway and I think it's that same hallway
• 39:35
  Speaker 8: actually midway in while I was sitting there and I
• 39:38
  Speaker 8: watched the kids streaming by in their swimwear ready to
• 39:41
  Speaker 8: go jump down the water slide I was like this
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: is the one we were talking about porn in when
• 39:46
  Speaker 8: we were scarring those children so many years ago Anyway, so,
• 39:52
  Speaker 8: but yeah, I think it's that same hallway that somehow
• 39:55
  Speaker 8: we ended up there. Mostly because they kicked us out
• 39:57
  Speaker 8: of the room that I originally hoped we would do
• 40:00
  Speaker 8: it in. But no, it would be much easier if
• 40:02
  Speaker 8: they just booted us from there. So we ended up
• 40:05
  Speaker 8: sitting in the hallway with Doug Jones talking about Jane
• 40:10
  Speaker 8: Seymour being hot.
• 40:11
  Speaker 10: And can we add that he actually mentioned at first
• 40:15
  Speaker 10: he invited us up to his room to do it
• 40:16
  Speaker 10: there because that's how cool he is.
• 40:17
  Speaker 8: He's like literally the coolest dude ever.
• 40:19
  Speaker 10: And you turned that down?
• 40:21
  Speaker 8: There was a rush for the elevators. Yeah, there was
• 40:23
  Speaker 8: like 400 people sitting at the elevator.
• 40:24
  Speaker 11: Dude!
• 40:24
  Speaker 10: That's when we could use the grappling hook.
• 40:26
  Speaker 11: He made me walk up eight fucking flights of stairs.
• 40:29
  Speaker 12: It's only eight flights of stairs.
• 40:32
  Speaker 10: It's eight whole fucking flights of stairs.
• 40:35
  Speaker 8: You're okay.
• 40:36
  Speaker 11: I thought I was going to have a goddamn heart attack.
• 40:38
  Speaker 12: How will you make it through the fucking zombie apocalypse
• 40:40
  Speaker 12: if you can't conquer eight flights of stairs?
• 40:42
  Speaker 10: We're not running upstairs, probably.
• 40:44
  Speaker 11: If there are zombies, it'll be a completely different thing.
• 40:49
  Speaker 11: Going upstairs for no reason is one thing. Being chased
• 40:52
  Speaker 11: by a fucking herd of zombies is another.
• 40:54
  Speaker 12: Gotta be in shape.
• 40:56
  Speaker 10: I'm in shape. It's round.
• 40:58
  Speaker 8: You're not round. Come on, I'm falling apart.
• 41:02
  Speaker 12: I hit my fucking cars and trucks and I'm still okay.
• 41:06
  Speaker 8: Maybe I'll be flights of steps.
• 41:08
  Speaker 10: Well, good for you.
• 41:09
  Speaker 8: Damn straight.
• 41:10
  Speaker 10: Fucking A.
• 41:10
  Speaker 8: Hell yeah. Yeah.
• 41:12
  Speaker 11: Okay.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: All right then.
• 41:15
  Speaker 8: Well, as I was saying before, I thought it might
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: be interesting to try to suggest coming back up here.
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: I was going to offer up Randy's room.
• 41:23
  Speaker 10: It was crowded.
• 41:23
  Speaker 8: I was like, I'm just dragging up some random famous
• 41:27
  Speaker 8: movie people. That's cool, right? But I thought it would
• 41:30
  Speaker 8: seem really creepy on our part to suggest that. You
• 41:33
  Speaker 8: can come back to our room. It's totally fine if
• 41:36
  Speaker 8: he suggests that we go back to his room.
• 41:39
  Speaker 12: He didn't slam a room key down in front of you?
• 41:44
  Speaker 8: Maybe. We'll get to that later. But, yeah, instead.
• 41:48
  Speaker 10: The point being, this guy's all just sweetness and light
• 41:51
  Speaker 10: and love.
• 41:52
  Speaker 8: Which I think is going to come through in this segment.
• 41:55
  Speaker 10: Was there rainbows involved? I felt maybe a unicorn.
• 41:59
  Speaker 11: Did he ride a unicorn at some point?
• 42:01
  Speaker 10: On a rainbow?
• 42:04
  Speaker 8: He's pretty damn awesome. So with that, yeah, we'll go
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: to this week's movie. Are you all.
• 42:08
  Speaker 7: Comfortable on the floor? Let's just sit on the floor.
• 42:11
  Speaker 8: Like kids. We are back here. This is Brian and Lucy.
• 42:16
  Speaker 8: And we have a... Do you want to say hi? Hi.
• 42:20
  Speaker 8: We have a special guest with us. We have actor,
• 42:23
  Speaker 8: you have many titles, but we'll go with actor Doug Jones.
• 42:26
  Speaker 7: I think actor, yeah, actor sums it up.
• 42:27
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: Thank you for having me today.
• 42:30
  Speaker 14: By the way.
• 42:30
  Speaker 7: No problem.
• 42:32
  Speaker 8: Did you want to give, I guess, a quick rundown of,
• 42:35
  Speaker 8: you know, I don't know. I'd say most people know
• 42:37
  Speaker 8: you from probably like Pan's Labyrinth and then the Del
• 42:39
  Speaker 8: Toro stuff.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Guillermo Del Toro is kind of synonymous with my name
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: a lot, but he's like my Tim Burton if I
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: was Johnny Depp. We did Pan's Labyrinth together. Yes, I
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: played the faun and the pale man, both in that.
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: I also played Abe Sapien, the blue fish guy, in
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: his Hellboy movies, one and two. And I also played
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: the angel of death in Hellboy 2.
• 43:01
  Speaker 7: And I also met him on Mimic, actually.
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: But you also might know me as the Silver Surfer
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: in the Fantastic Four sequel.
• 43:09
  Speaker 7: Or Billy Butcherson, the.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Goofy zombie guy in Hocus Pocus, that Halloween classic now
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: with Bette Midler.
• 43:15
  Speaker 7: And Sarah Jessica Parker and Kathy Najimy.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Also, I was the leader of the Gentleman on the
• 43:21
  Speaker 1: famous Hush episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
• 43:23
  Speaker 14: A classic.
• 43:24
  Speaker 7: A classic TV moment.
• 43:24
  Speaker 8: If ever there was.
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: Joss Whedon, genius.
• 43:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 43:28
  Speaker 7: The list goes on and on. I'm under lots of
• 43:30
  Speaker 7: rubber bits a lot of the time.
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: Speaking of rubber bits, I'm actually working on a movie
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: right now called Neighborhood Watch with Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughn,
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: and Jonah Hill and me as an.
• 43:39
  Speaker 7: Alien from outer space. So think naughty boy humor mixed
• 43:44
  Speaker 7: with an alien. So there you go.
• 43:48
  Speaker 8: All right. Sounds good. I guess, unless you have anything
• 43:51
  Speaker 8: else to tell them beforehand, we can get into the movie. Sure, sure, sure.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: Well, you know what? If we have a minute, this
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: has been a year of diversity for me. I've enjoyed
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: very much doing web series, which is kind of a
• 44:04
  Speaker 1: new medium that I've been happily dived, dove.
• 44:09
  Speaker 7: In, divved into.
• 44:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: I've very much enjoyed the web series format. It's like television,
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: but for short attention spans. And so right now I'm
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: currently on the current season five of The Guild, which
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: is a very popular web series by Felicia Day, starring her,
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: written by her. And I got to play a steampunk
• 44:32
  Speaker 1: dandy in season five. I'm in about four episodes. So
• 44:35
  Speaker 1: if you watch Season 5, the whole thing takes place
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: at a convention, which we're at right now, by the way.
• 44:41
  Speaker 7: I know the convention circuit really well.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: So when I read the script for Season 5 and
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: the whole thing takes place at a gaming convention, Felicia
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: Day knows the convention circuit. She knows gaming. She's a
• 44:50
  Speaker 1: very smart writer. So she wrote it with all of
• 44:53
  Speaker 1: that back knowledge. And every cliche of a convention is
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: in this season, including the steampunk booth. And I'm one
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: of the steampunk dandies that's sort.
• 45:04
  Speaker 7: Of like very.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: but I went over the top and I hope steampunkers
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: don't hate me for this, but I, I kind of
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: affected a fake British accent and an.
• 45:11
  Speaker 7: Attitude that was, you know, a little bit snooty.
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: But when you put those clothes on that, that style,
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: the steam, I love steampunk. It does make you want
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: to act different. Um, and you, you do feel like
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: you're the cool kid of the con.
• 45:23
  Speaker 11: You do.
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: You kind of do.
• 45:24
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 45:24
  Speaker 7: So I enjoyed exploring that.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Uh, she has another web series called dragon age redemption
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: right now.
• 45:30
  Speaker 7: Uh, uh, It's currently running.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: It's six episodes, and I think episode five just came out.
• 45:35
  Speaker 1: Episode six comes out this coming, well, Tuesday, November 15th
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: will be the last episode that comes out. So whenever
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: this airs, I don't know.
• 45:45
  Speaker 8: Probably within the next week or so.
• 45:46
  Speaker 7: There you go.
• 45:47
  Speaker 1: So if you go to the Machinima channel on YouTube,
• 45:51
  Speaker 1: that's a channel on YouTube that's devoted to gaming, the
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Dragon Age series is found there. Or if you do
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: a YouTube search for Dragon Age Redemption, you'll find it.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: I play Cerebus, the main nemesis bad guy in that,
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: which is another heavily made-up character with rubber on my face.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: I'm kind of bluish-grayish with a long white wig and
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: some horns on my head that were sawed off because
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: I'm a slave. It's a long story. But I have
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: magic in my hands. I'm a Qunari mage. For those
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: of you out there who know the Dragon Age lore,
• 46:22
  Speaker 1: Qunari mage will mean something to you. It didn't to
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: me because I don't know games. But the story was
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: written really well, and it was a great acting piece
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: to delve into, so I took it with open arms.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: And again, working with Felicia Day was just brilliant and wonderful.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I also have a book coming out in February. Now
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: this I'm excited about. It is a coffee table photo
• 46:42
  Speaker 1: book that takes me back to my roots as a mime.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: It's called Mime Very Own Book. And so it's full
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: of punny humor like that. You'll find images in there
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: that would depict a.
• 46:54
  Speaker 7: Mime as a terrible thing to waste. Once upon a mime.
• 46:58
  Speaker 7: Mime over matter. Mime after mime. Are you with me?
• 47:02
  Speaker 7: And also somewhere in mind, but.
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: That kind of leads us to our next topic, but
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: my very own book will be coming. It's available, uh, uh, February, 2012,
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: and you can go to amazon.com right now and preorder
• 47:18
  Speaker 1: and they'll deliver it in February. And if you go
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: to Amazon now, you get a really good deal. They'll
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: knock $ 10 off the list price.
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: So that's a good deal.
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: Very cool.
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: Excellent, right? I know, I know, I know.
• 47:28
  Speaker 8: Fantastic. All right, well, since we did the lead-in, I
• 47:33
  Speaker 8: guess if we want to roll into the movie.
• 47:35
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 47:35
  Speaker 8: Or do our little set-up here.
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: It's time for Sofa Theater.
• 47:42
  Speaker 10: Arthur. Hi.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, Mr.
• 47:44
  Speaker 8: Collier?
• 47:46
  Speaker 11: Arthur.
• 47:46
  Speaker 8: You know, in the Hall of History, there's a photograph.
• 47:49
  Speaker 8: A young woman. There's no nameplate.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, that's Elise McKenna.
• 47:54
  Speaker 11: She was a famous actress in her day.
• 47:57
  Speaker 10: Starred in a play in the hotel theater.
• 47:59
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, did you say there was a theater here?
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: Down by the lake. Really?
• 48:06
  Speaker 5: When was this play done?
• 48:08
  Speaker 13: Oh, uh, 1912. 1912.
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: Sofa Theater, I like it. Favorite place to watch a movie.
• 49:04
  Speaker 8: Definitely. So, it is time for a movie out on
• 49:06
  Speaker 8: Sofa Theater. This week's Sofa Theater feature is Somewhere in Time.
• 49:09
  Speaker 8: Somewhere in Time. The year is 1980. The plot, and
• 49:13
  Speaker 8: this is IMDb, and it's thin at best.
• 49:15
  Speaker 7: Okay.
• 49:16
  Speaker 8: A Chicago playwright uses self-hypnosis to find the actress whose
• 49:20
  Speaker 8: vintage portrait hangs in the Grand Hotel.
• 49:22
  Speaker 10: Yes.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: Scratches the surface a little.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: It happens.
• 49:26
  Speaker 10: Long and short of it.
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 49:28
  Speaker 10: Mostly short.
• 49:29
  Speaker 8: So, spoiler alert, I'm assuming we're going to go into
• 49:32
  Speaker 8: some very specific areas here. So if you need to,
• 49:35
  Speaker 8: stop now. Go watch the movie, because we don't want
• 49:37
  Speaker 8: to ruin it for you.
• 49:37
  Speaker 7: There you go. But it came out in 1980, so
• 49:40
  Speaker 7: I think it's been spoiled.
• 49:41
  Speaker 8: You're dragging your feet.
• 49:43
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 49:45
  Speaker 8: So where should we begin with this one?
• 49:48
  Speaker 7: First of all, thank you for watching Somewhere in Time.
• 49:50
  Speaker 7: That's my suggestion.
• 49:51
  Speaker 8: It's been a while, but I've seen it.
• 49:53
  Speaker 10: I've never seen it, so thank you for introducing me
• 49:55
  Speaker 10: to it.
• 49:55
  Speaker 7: Did you not love it?
• 49:56
  Speaker 10: I did, but I was amazed that it was your choice,
• 49:59
  Speaker 10: and I love that it was your choice. So I
• 50:01
  Speaker 10: have to know why it was your choice.
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: There you go.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Because I'm kind of known for playing monsters in the horror, fantasy,
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: sci-fi comic book genres. So, of course, my favorite movie
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: is Somewhere in Time, which is this romantic set.
• 50:13
  Speaker 8: Swimmingly romantic.
• 50:14
  Speaker 7: Swimmingly romantic.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: With the great music and the great location on Mackinac
• 50:18
  Speaker 1: Island in Michigan.
• 50:19
  Speaker 8: Oh, it's gorgeous.
• 50:20
  Speaker 7: Jane Seymour is in it, and I fell in love
• 50:23
  Speaker 7: with her in a minute. Stunning.
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: Christopher Reeve, of course. It was at the height of
• 50:27
  Speaker 1: his Superman fame when this came out, too. So in
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: the theater, the theatrical experience for me was.
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: Right?
• 50:34
  Speaker 1: And it did bring a little sci-fi in with the
• 50:36
  Speaker 1: time travel.
• 50:37
  Speaker 8: Come on, now.
• 50:38
  Speaker 10: A little Richard Matheson.
• 50:39
  Speaker 8: Definitely. Okay.
• 50:40
  Speaker 7: So it was a great mix of everything that I
• 50:42
  Speaker 7: did love.
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: And if I was banished to a deserted isle for
• 50:47
  Speaker 1: the rest of my life and was allowed one movie,
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: that would be the one I would take with me.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: There you go.
• 50:51
  Speaker 10: I love that.
• 50:52
  Speaker 8: It would be really sad if you were by yourself.
• 50:54
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I know. You'd be like Christopher Reeve by the
• 50:57
  Speaker 10: end of the movie.
• 50:58
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.
• 50:59
  Speaker 10: The same thing out the window.
• 51:04
  Speaker 8: Wait, that was you in Skin and Bones. Wait a minute.
• 51:05
  Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
• 51:07
  Speaker 10: You look pretty close to that, actually.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: A shell of myself, I know, pale and on my deathbed.
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: Yes, I was.
• 51:12
  Speaker 8: That's pretty close. Let's see. Where should we begin with
• 51:18
  Speaker 8: the plot? I mean, I think the most interesting thing
• 51:21
  Speaker 8: really is the sci-fi element. Because, I mean, it could
• 51:24
  Speaker 8: otherwise just be a very straight romance, but it's... It
• 51:28
  Speaker 8: enters into almost some weird territory.
• 51:32
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing that grabbed me about it was that
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: this modern-day, at the time 1980, this modern-day writer is
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: fed up with his current life.
• 51:43
  Speaker 7: Things aren't going well.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: He needs to get out of Chicago, goes on a
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: road trip, and finds himself on Mackinac Island at the
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: Grand Hotel there, which is a gorgeous piece of.
• 51:54
  Speaker 7: Architecture set on Lake Michigan. Beautiful setting.
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: And so it just sets up, like, to me, that's like, oh, yes,
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: I want to get away to that place and clear
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: my head like he was doing in the movie. So
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: I could relate to that bit of it. And the
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: fact that he's looking through the Hall of History in
• 52:13
  Speaker 1: the Grand Hotel there, things that have happened in the
• 52:16
  Speaker 1: hotel over time.
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: And he sees that portrait on the wall.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: And something about that portrait was kind of calling to him.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: It was this beautiful woman, of course, Jane Seymour, with
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: a sepia-tone, old-style portrait. whatever year she came from. What
• 52:30
  Speaker 1: year do you go back to?
• 52:30
  Speaker 8: 1912.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: 1912, there you go. And that moment was just so
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: chilling for me.
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: Oh my God, sorry, I didn't mean to.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: He hadn't even seen the portrait yet, and it's calling
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: to him from sort of behind him.
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: And that music stirs, and your heart's pumping, like, what's
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: he going to see?
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: What's he going to see? What's behind him? What's behind him?
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: And it's that picture of this gorgeous woman, and it
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: gets closer, and he goes, ah. And he has to know,
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: who is she? Where did she come from? How do
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: I find her? So he's on this quest to meet
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: this love of his life that he feels in her
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: eyes something.
• 53:03
  Speaker 7: About that portrait was haunting him.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Can any of us relate to this where we've seen
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: a picture in a magazine of someone that's like that
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: haunts you and you wonder why do I feel a
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: connection to this person or whatever?
• 53:15
  Speaker 7: Well, he found out why he felt a connection to that.
• 53:18
  Speaker 7: Spoiler alert.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: He finds his old college professor that had theorized that
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: maybe he could go back in time And so he did,
• 53:27
  Speaker 1: and he sort of hypnotized himself into believing that it
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: actually was 1912, and he falls asleep, wakes up, and
• 53:35
  Speaker 1: it is 1912. And he's still in the Grand Hotel,
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: but many, many years earlier. After dressing the part, and
• 53:42
  Speaker 1: getting his hair cut, and finding old coins to put
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: in his pockets, and doing the whole thing, the whole setup, I.
• 53:49
  Speaker 7: I just loved it. I loved it. Let's remember, the
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: beginning of the film, though, right? The beginning of the
• 53:58
  Speaker 7: film was him in college.
• 54:00
  Speaker 8: Yeah. His first directing play. Right, yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: And the critics loved it, and maybe someone from Broadway
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: might be showing up to put this up on a
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: bigger theater. And it was kind of like after the
• 54:11
  Speaker 1: play they were celebrating. This old woman is sitting in
• 54:13
  Speaker 1: the back of the theater just kind of watching, and
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: she slowly gets up and walks through the crowd, the
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: party crowd, after the show, comes up to him and says,
• 54:24
  Speaker 1: come back to me, as she places a pocket watch
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: in his hand, right? Now, the pocket watch becomes a
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: player in the film, right? Because later, as we go through,
• 54:36
  Speaker 1: he meets, now, okay, so this old woman was the
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: Jane Seymour character who had grown old, right, waiting for
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: him And.
• 54:44
  Speaker 7: So that's what I love.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: There's this, who is that woman? Why does she want
• 54:48
  Speaker 1: him to come back to her? How could he have
• 54:50
  Speaker 1: ever met her before? And so we find out, oh,
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: the portrait, and that was her, and she's an actress
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: from back then, and oh, gosh, ah! So he goes back,
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: he finds her, they meet, and they're both the same
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: age then, back in time.
• 55:04
  Speaker 7: So, ah, ah, the love, the love. And then what
• 55:09
  Speaker 7: I love, though, is that.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: he's got that pocket watch that the old lady gave
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: him as a part of his 1912 look. And so
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: when he finally, he and Jane Seymour consummate their love affair,
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, we're going to have a great
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: life together, and they're talking about it. And she says, oh,
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: what time is it? And she pulls out his pocket watch,
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: and she's holding it, when the dastardly horrible thing happens
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: in the film where he forgot and left a 1979
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: penny in his pocket. And he pulls it out, and
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: that brings him out of his state. And he sees
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: a modern-day thing in the palm of his hand. And
• 55:47
  Speaker 1: so he fades out of her view. She's screaming, Richard!
• 55:50
  Speaker 13: Richard!
• 55:52
  Speaker 7: Chilling moment in the film for me. It's kind of frightening.
• 55:54
  Speaker 7: In the theater, I was like, I goosebumped him.
• 55:56
  Speaker 10: I was like, what?
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: And then he all of a sudden wakes up in
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: modern day again, like just devastated that he'd lost. He
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: captured the love of his life and lost her within
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: a day. This is horrible.
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: This is horrible.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: But the pocket watch was in her hands while she's
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: screaming and fading away. So the pocket watch becomes this
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: character that, where did it start?
• 56:19
  Speaker 8: That's what I was going to ask, actually. I love that.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: And no, you can't define it because he got it
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: from this woman who came from yesteryear. She gave it
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: to him in modern day. He goes back in time
• 56:31
  Speaker 1: with it, gives it to her. She screams as he leaves.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: and then she grows old and brings it back to him,
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: and it's on a continuous loop, isn't it?
• 56:39
  Speaker 8: It becomes a time loop.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: In the car all the time.
• 56:42
  Speaker 8: It's like, where does that watch come from? Who made it?
• 56:44
  Speaker 7: Where did it get bought?
• 56:46
  Speaker 8: It becomes this weird mystery element to the movie. Right, right, right.
• 56:52
  Speaker 8: What can I do for you?
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: I have a question for you, sir.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: Shoot, is time travel possible?
• 56:58
  Speaker 8: That is a question. Let me tell you something.
• 57:04
  Speaker 14: Richard, is it? Yes, sir.
• 57:07
  Speaker 8: I was in Venice in 1971, staying.
• 57:14
  Speaker 20: In a very old hotel. But I mean very old. Structured, furnishings, everything.
• 57:24
  Speaker 20: The atmosphere was aged, if you follow me. In my room,
• 57:31
  Speaker 20: I felt as though It was a century or more
• 57:34
  Speaker 20: earlier than 1971.
• 57:36
  Speaker 8: You understand?
• 57:38
  Speaker 5: Yes, sir.
• 57:39
  Speaker 8: So, in other words, then the location is very important.
• 57:42
  Speaker 8: Not all important, but essential. The rest is here. And
• 57:47
  Speaker 8: I don't know, just the whole, I thought that was
• 57:49
  Speaker 8: interesting in itself, the time travel without the conventions of
• 57:53
  Speaker 8: a machine. I mean, there's always some sort of, machinery involved.
• 57:57
  Speaker 7: It was more about the power of the mind.
• 57:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I like that they didn't bother with any sort
• 58:00
  Speaker 10: of like convoluted pseudoscience. It was just like, no, you
• 58:02
  Speaker 10: can just think about it and then you go there.
• 58:03
  Speaker 10: But I love how the book was like this really
• 58:05
  Speaker 10: thick book and it's like, well, wait, if that's the theory,
• 58:08
  Speaker 10: I'm pretty sure that could have been a pamphlet.
• 58:11
  Speaker 8: Just boil it down.
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: It was like, lie there and say it's that year.
• 58:15
  Speaker 10: He was like, I have to take you to another
• 58:17
  Speaker 10: room to tell you how it is. And then he
• 58:18
  Speaker 10: was like, okay, just lie there and think about 1912.
• 58:20
  Speaker 8: Do you have a tape recorder? You're almost there. You
• 58:23
  Speaker 8: are almost in 1912 right now.
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: Oh dear me.
• 58:30
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 58:30
  Speaker 14: Right?
• 58:31
  Speaker 8: But yeah, I think that's kind of the most interesting
• 58:34
  Speaker 8: element is that the whole time travel aspect. And yeah,
• 58:37
  Speaker 8: the fact that Well, I think there's some fun things, too.
• 58:40
  Speaker 8: The fact that for most of it, I kept going,
• 58:43
  Speaker 8: isn't somebody calling him out for wearing the same clothes
• 58:45
  Speaker 8: every day?
• 58:45
  Speaker 10: He's there for two or three days.
• 58:46
  Speaker 7: He bought one outfit at an antique shop, I know.
• 58:49
  Speaker 8: It's funny that by the end of the movie, she does, actually.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: She's making fun of how dating. Yeah, we've got to
• 58:53
  Speaker 1: get you some new clothes.
• 58:54
  Speaker 10: And that becomes an important plot point. So it's actually
• 58:57
  Speaker 10: really beautifully constructed, I thought, the way all the pieces
• 59:00
  Speaker 10: sort of work. Yeah, yeah.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: And that's why it lives on and on for me.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not a multiple movie watcher. I'm a multiple watcher
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: of one movie. This is one that I can watch.
• 59:10
  Speaker 1: again and again and never tire of.
• 59:11
  Speaker 10: How many times do you think you've seen it?
• 59:13
  Speaker 7: Countless now. I own it on the DVD. I had
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: it on the VHS before that.
• 59:18
  Speaker 11: I did.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: It's been through all the different incarnations.
• 59:20
  Speaker 8: Laser disc somewhere.
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing. When it came out in 1980,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: the home video market is not what it is now.
• 59:26
  Speaker 7: And so I didn't know.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: In fact, I didn't know it We didn't have one
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: back then. In 80, I don't think we had the
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: home video market.
• 59:32
  Speaker 8: It was right about there. It was coming on.
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: Didn't it kind of come into 83-ish, 82-ish?
• 59:37
  Speaker 8: It started hitting its drive then, yeah.
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: So in 80, I didn't know that I would ever
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: be able to see it again, so I went back
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: to the theater.
• 59:44
  Speaker 7: I did the same thing with Grease, by the way.
• 59:46
  Speaker 7: I went back to the theater, back to the theater,
• 59:49
  Speaker 7: because I thought, this is my only chance.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: We're catching it on TV one day if they play it,
• 59:54
  Speaker 1: and I happen to be at the right spot.
• 59:56
  Speaker 8: Wow.
• 59:57
  Speaker 1: So I went back to the theater and had that
• 59:59
  Speaker 1: dark room, big screen experience with Somewhere in Time several
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: times before it left the theaters.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: And it dragged all my friends back with me. You go, no, no, seriously,
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 1: trust me, you're going to see this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 5: That's awesome.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 8: Well, it does have, I mean, I was looking just visually.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 8: I mean, it has the most lush cinematography. Like, they
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 8: really put so much time and effort into this.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 7: The art direction.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: And I think, and the music is such a big player.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: I have the soundtrack as well on vinyl record.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 10: Yes, I do.
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 7: Cause that's when it came out. Um, I now have
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 7: the CD as well.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 8: I do. I do.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: I've updated, but, uh, but, uh, the music, the, the,
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 1: the main theme.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 8: Song, John Barry. Yeah.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 7: Oh, gorgeous.
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 1: And, uh, but there's many, many, you know, uh, variations
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: of that song going or that, that, melody going through
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: the entire soundtrack and I again I can put that
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: soundtrack on a continuous loop and just drift away it's
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 1: good driving music good napping music you know what I'm
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: saying good stare.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 8: Out the window you'll wake up in 1920 good napping
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 8: music oh no and hear the clip-clop of horses outside
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 8: my window.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 7: That could happen awesome that'd be awesome.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 8: Oh, let's see.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: I'm going to sip my coffee now while you're looking
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: at your little.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 8: Trying to think of other stuff we needed to address.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: Well, I think I ruined the entire movie for anybody.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Point by point, here it goes.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 8: Since we've already gone to that big movie, I mean,
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 8: that was almost my takeaway because it is this very
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 8: romantic movie, and it became. It has this huge following
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 8: even to this day of hardcore fans. Rabid fans, yes.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: That do conventions.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 10: Oh, my gosh.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't realize that.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 8: They have one at the hotel, too.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 1: At the hotel.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 8: Right, right.
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 7: Which I've never.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a fan club or a society.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: I think they call themselves a society. When I got
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: the DVD, finally, I watched the bonus features, and the
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: whole background of the crazy fan people are in that.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 8: Hello, baby doggy.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: Hilarious. So all of the fan folk get together, and
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I learned that from the DVD thing. So now I
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: want to find them, and I want to go to
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: one of these conventions and dress up.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: I want to do it.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: I want to do the whole do.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 8: In his really dated suit, don't you?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: Yes, yes.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Because of my steampunk connection with the Guild now, the
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: woman who outfitted me for that show, she owns a
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: business called Clockwork Couture in Los Angeles.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 7: In Burbank. And they'll ship all over the world, by
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 7: the way. But anyway, the pants I'm wearing right now
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: actually are from.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 10: I was admiring those earlier.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: Those are fantastic. The steampunk thing throws back to about
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: the right era. So I think I can wardrobe myself
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: for one of those conventions for some wearing time.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: I can do it. I can do it.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 8: Just show up in the full gear. The metal attachments
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 8: and all of it.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 1: With computer gadgetry that's gas-powered or whatever.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 8: On an island that won't let you drive a car.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I know.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 8: They had to make that adjustment, it said. It said
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 8: for him to work in that scene where he drives
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 8: up to the hotel and decides to stay there. They
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 8: had to get special permission from the government.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Right, because it's all bicycles and horse carriages and that
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 1: kind of thing on the island to this day. So
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: have you been there?
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 10: I've been there.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 8: You've been to the Grand Hotel.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 10: And was it inspired by the movie, your voyage there?
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: No, it was inspired by the annual Jones family vacation.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: We vacation somewhere different every summer. And that year it
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: happened to be in northern Michigan. And we're like, oh,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: we've got to go to Magda Island.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 7: So we rented the bikes.
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: Now, you can't just walk through the Grand Hotel lobby
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: like the hotel we're in right now. You can't just
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: walk in and go, oh, yeah, because it's a tourist
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 1: trap now. So they want you to pay to just
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: walk into the lobby and have a look around.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 7: So I'm like, I'm not going to pay.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: So I snuck through the horse carriage area, the horse
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 1: stables area. This is a very old hotel that had
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: horse drive-ups and horse stables for the guests.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 7: That was their parking lot. So I went through there.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: And it reminded me, like, oh, this is where Christopher
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 1: Reeve woke up after he was knocked in the head
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: by the bad guy, by Elise McKenna's manager. Jane Seymour's
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 1: a manager guy. He was the bad guy in the
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 1: movie that was trying to keep Christopher and Jane Seymour apart,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: which was just an evil plot. And so I went
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: through that horse stable like, oh, my gosh, yes. And
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: then I kind of wound my way through the back
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: maid's entrance and the thing that, I ended up in
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: the offices area and this woman found me and she said,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: do you need help? I said, I was just looking.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 7: Around and I think I lost my way from the lobby.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 7: Can you get me back there? So she's like, oh, yeah, honey.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: That way, that way, make it right, make it left,
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: make it downstairs. So I end up in the lobby
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: for free.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 13: Yes, I did.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 7: Which I wouldn't advise. I shouldn't advertise to the kids.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 7: What am I teaching the kids?
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 8: I'm sure now they've learned their lesson. They put a
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 8: big lock on that door.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 7: No more horse stables.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 8: No more of that Jones character wandering in.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 7: You know what I'm saying?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly, exactly.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 11: Aw.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 8: Well, we can get into the villain there.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 7: Played by Christopher Plummer. Yes, who did a great job,
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 7: as he always does.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 8: A very weird moment between the two, between Jane Seymour
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 8: and Christopher Plummer, where they're having that sort of conversation of,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 8: is it him, and is this going to be it?
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 7: That was the fun part.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, so when Christopher Reeves goes back in time, and
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: he finally sees her, he's going around the Grand Hotel asking,
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: is Elise McKenna here? She was a traveling actress with
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: a traveling touring company, a theater company. And they had
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 1: landed at the Grand.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 7: Hotel to do their show.
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: And he knew that because he knew the history of
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: her whereabouts in 1912. So he went back to that
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: specific date to find her at that hotel specifically. So
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: looking around, looking around, and he finally finds her out
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: on her evening walk that she normally takes out by
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: the lake. And so, of course, the music stirs up.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: And then he approaches her. He sees her from behind.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 1: And she turns around by a tree. And the reveal
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: of the beautiful, glorious, angelic Jane Seymour.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 7: And then he's approaching her slowly. And they come face
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 7: to face in a beautiful profile shot, backlit by the
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 7: sun and the lake.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: And she says, is it you?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 10: Right?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: And after we see in modern day this old woman say,
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: come back to me, we're thinking, wait.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 7: So it screws with your head, doesn't it?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 8: It's still Canada.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: And so he said, yes. Like, how did you know?
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 13: But yes.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: And so then she's like, oh, oh. And she grabs her,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: you know, pats her hair. And then the evil manager
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 1: comes up and says, at least it's time for dinner.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: And takes him away from Christopher. So then he asks
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: her later in the.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 7: Story, like the next day, why did you ask if
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 7: it was me? And she said, because.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: The evil manager, Christopher Plummer, has talked about the one
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: man that will come and take her away. Because he
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: sort of groomed her from a teenager into this beautiful
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: actress that she is and the successful actress that she is.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: And he didn't want anyone taking that away from him.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: He was a very selfish man who had groomed and
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 1: wanted to take full credit for this woman's career.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 8: So do you read it like he was just assuming
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 8: she would fall in love and quit acting? Like he
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 8: wasn't really tied into the time travel aspect?
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Because Christopher Plummer, he had no idea that Christopher Reeve
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: had come from the future, of course. But he was
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 1: just worried that, because back in that day, in that era,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: a woman falls in love, gets married, and whatever endeavor
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: she had of her own, quit.
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: And then she became all about the husband.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 11: Right.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 7: So he was worried that that would happen.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: But Christopher Reeve came from a modern time when, hey, no, no, no,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: women can do whatever they want, right?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: So he was saying, of course she'll keep acting, of course.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 1: And so Christopher Plummer, though, that didn't enter his mind
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 1: that that was a possibility. So that was a nice little,
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: that's why it worked.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 13: Interesting, yeah.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 8: That's why it worked.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and he was so manipulative by saying that it
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 10: was going to be a bad thing, that this person
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 10: that came into her life, there was going to be
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 10: sort of an evil component to it. So that whenever
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 10: somebody did come into her life, she would immediately be wary.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: That's why she.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 7: Reached the age of 30 without ever dating anybody.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 8: Looking like that.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: And the fact that she had never dated anybody, your woman,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: that first kiss.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 10: Oh, oh, oh, yes. It went on forever.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 8: The reach in.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 7: Yes, the tentative, slow. And the way she said, it's
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 7: really happening, right?
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 13: Oh, oh, oh, oh.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 8: This doesn't even seem like something they could make in 1980, really. No,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 8: I know, I know, I know.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 1: But I remember first kisses are like that, where it's like,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: is it really happening? Is this really going to... I've
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: seen it on movies. I've read about it. I've dreamt
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: about it. Is it really happening? So here's this grown woman...
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: looking as gorgeous like she should have been macking out
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 1: with everybody. But I love the innocence of that moment.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 7: I did, I did, I did.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it's a great first kiss moment.
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 8: But, yeah, that part was like bringing the villain in
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 8: where he seemed almost aware of it because Jane Seymour's
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 8: character does seem aware of it, which is weird for
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 8: a time traveler. Usually the older version of yourself doesn't
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 8: have any idea what's going on. It's only like the
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 8: modern day that then goes back in time. Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 8: So this time loop somehow has like informed her, I guess.
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 8: It's very strange. It did seem like it. It doesn't
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 8: explain it, but she seems to have this feeling of
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 8: something going on.
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 7: Because she kind of recognizes him in a certain way, too,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 7: doesn't she?
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 8: But then sort of puts it off and doesn't want
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 8: him around, and it goes back to her normal thing.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 8: But there's this feeling that she knows something's there.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: And let's bring, now the photo that he's mesmerized by
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: in modern day that inspires him to go back in time.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 10: That was a great moment.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 7: Was that not a cool moment?
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 10: Yes, that was fantastic.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 1: Because that photo was taken backstage during the play that
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: he was watching back in time.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 7: He travels back in time, and he gets front row
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 7: seats to watch her in the show.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: And so then at intermission, he goes backstage to find
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: her and say, great job. And she's getting a publicity
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: photo taken for the show backstage, and she couldn't really
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 1: find her motivation to pose for this. She was tired
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: and she was thinking about him and just wanted to
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: get on with it. And then she sees her beyond
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: the photographer and looks at him with that sort of
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 1: look in her eye, and then that's when click, and
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 1: that's the photo that was hanging in the modern-day Hall
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 1: of History. So that's why he recognized the look in
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: her eyes because it was at him. Isn't that an
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: awesome twist?
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 8: Oh, gosh. That was a good moment. It was a
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 8: good moment.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 5: Come on now.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 8: The other thing. that seems odd.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 7: Because this all just seems odd to you.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 8: Well, there's moments when I was just like, again, I
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 8: think I'm just a geek and I'm trying to figure
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 8: out the science of it. Yeah, don't do that.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 10: You're going to have the.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 11: World's biggest headache.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 7: You're going to ruin the romance of it. You see
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 7: what I'm saying?
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 8: I kind of have a headache. I think that's what
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 8: it is.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 7: Bless your little heart.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 10: I think the idea is that it was always fated.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 10: That it was just, it was what it was. Perhaps.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 5: It was fated.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 10: As all the great love stories are.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 7: Exactly.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 8: I will agree with her.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 7: I'm going to agree with her.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 8: Well then it I guess just to go into the
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 8: again the visuals it was funny they go through that
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 8: like scene of them walking out in the field there
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 8: almost and they've got all these people around them and
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 8: it does seem like I'm watching I'm like It seems
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 8: like they're working in every little cliche of the time.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 8: They've got, like, guys doing the old-timey boxing. I was like,
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 8: it couldn't get any more cliche if a kid wheels
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 8: a wheel by with a stick, and then he does,
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 8: and I'm just like.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 5: Right, right, right.
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 8: And then I found out that was on purpose. Like,
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 8: it actually said that the director said he wanted them
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 8: to reenact poses from, like, Impressionist painting.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 10: I was wondering that.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 8: It's exactly that.
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 10: I was wondering that because I noticed that and I
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 10: was like, oh my gosh. And then also there's like
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 10: a Whistler's Mother sort of thing at the beginning where
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 10: she's looking, where the older, when she's wearing the black
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 10: dress and she's holding the.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she comes back after the come back to
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 1: me moment.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 10: I feel like there are lots of painterly moments throughout
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 10: the film.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 7: And the lighthouse and the boat and the way it
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 7: was docked.
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, that was stunning.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, on their day of love walking out in the park.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 1: A lot of painting moments in that day.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 10: I'll tell you the one moment that I was reminded
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 10: that it was a European director. And I was like, oh,
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 10: only a European director would do that. It was amazing.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 10: It was when he's coming out before he sees her
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 10: for the first time. And he walks out of the
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 10: building and there's somebody painting inside a room. And they
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 10: shut the blind. And so it's black. And so you
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 10: see the reflection of her. So you're seeing her for
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 10: the first time. in the same shot as him seeing
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 10: her for the first time and it's stunning and it
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 10: was a good touch it was a really beautifully composed
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 10: moment yes yay.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 1: Who is it?
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 8: Richard Collier good morning um you sleep alright? wonderfully oh
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 8: sorry I didn't sleep too well either.
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 7: But I was on a porch chair, so, you know.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 10: Don't you even have a room?
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, I will, at 918.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 8: Room 416.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, would you like to go to breakfast?
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 10: It's 6 a.m.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, well, later?
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 10: I don't eat breakfast on performance days.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 8: Oh, no, of course not.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 10: Lunch?
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 8: Mr.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 11: Collier.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's not Mr.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 5: Collier.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 8: Isn't that your name?
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: Well, yes, that's my name.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 8: Shh, shh, shh.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 10: What?
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 8: Marie, she's sleeping in the other room.
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 9: Marie?
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 4: My maid.
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm sorry.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: Of course, my name is Mr.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 5: Collier, but I was hoping maybe you'd call me by
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: my first name, Richard.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 10: Why should I?
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: I don't know. Just hoped you would.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 1: When can I see you today?
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 8: I shall be rehearsing all day.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 7: All day?
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 8: That's crazy.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: Will you walk with me?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: Can you do that much?
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: Woman, if you do not walk with me, I shall
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: go mad.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 8: Hostilely insane and do crazy things to myself.
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 5: Walk with me. Please. Say, Richard. That's me.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 1: I would love to walk with you and talk with
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: you and get to know you and not be afraid
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 1: of you and resolve everything.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 8: Say yes.
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  Speaker 10: Yes. One o'clock.
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 8: Outside the hotel.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 5: She's crazy about me.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 10: I remember.
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 8: There was something that I was thinking, viewing it from
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 8: today's perspective. And it's funny, even in 1980, it wasn't
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 8: as much of an issue as definitely not in 1912.
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 8: But like.
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 8: Looking at it from this perspective, I was like, this
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 8: guy just seems like a crazy stalker. He would.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 13: He was.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 7: And he was.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 8: He knew all about her. He followed her there. And
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 8: I was like, everything he kept saying to her, I
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 8: was like, if you said this to a woman now,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 8: you would be on the floor and security would be
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 8: hauling you out.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Hauling you out.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 10: Well, it actually reminded me of a movie. Have either
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 10: of you seen the movie Happy Accidents? A Brad Anderson movie.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 10: It came out probably 2000. And it's a fascinating film.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 10: I think really overlooked. It has Vincent D'Onofrio and Marissa
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 10: Tomei in it. And he plays this man who has
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 10: come from the future. I can't remember exactly what the
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 10: premise is. I think he sees a photo of her, actually,
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 10: and comes back from the future to find her. This
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 10: is his true love. He comes back to find her.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 10: And so at one point, he decides to tell her,
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 10: I came from the future. She can't figure out. She's
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 10: always had bad luck with men. And there's this man,
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 10: and he's perfect. And then he says... Honey, I just
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 10: need you to know that I came from the future.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 10: And she's like, WTF? What is going on here? I'm
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 10: in love with this crazy person. This person's a lunatic
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 10: just like all the others. And it turns into this
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 10: really beautiful movie about trust and how much love does
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 10: it take to trust somebody that when they say I
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 10: came from the future, you believe them. And it's a
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 10: fascinating film.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 8: You might want to see it.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 14: Nice.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 7: Because we would think someone was crazy.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 8: Yeah, absolutely. That's the natural reaction.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 7: It works on film, but not in this hallway. I
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 7: know what you're saying. I know what you're saying.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 8: So, yeah, so many of these, that element of him
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 8: just following her around and knowing so much about her
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 8: seemed weird from today's perspective.
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 7: There would be a court order that comes with that.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 8: Definitely, definitely.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 7: It's true.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 8: And then, yeah, just telling someone that you're from the
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 8: future would probably not pan out well either. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 8: The other thing, I guess just the wrap-up, and this
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 8: I thought was interesting because, I mean, it is. It's
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 8: considered one of the greatest romances, at least of modern times.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 8: And I don't know. Again, me being the cynical bastard
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 8: I am, I was just like, so wait, really? Other
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 8: than these couple of days they were together, their lives
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 8: were horrible.
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 10: Like, she lived, like, for years.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 8: Like a prisoner. Like a prisoner. Her career just died,
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 8: and she lived, like, old and lonely and depressed for, like,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 8: how many years there, waiting for him to come back around. Right, right, right.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 8: And then he starved himself to death.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 10: Spoiler alert.
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 10: It was a much more grisly finale than I was anticipating.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 8: I was not expecting it. Again, it had been years
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 8: since I'd seen it, so I was just like, I
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 8: remembered it being a little more romantic, and then it
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 8: got to the end, and I was like, this is
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 8: kind of sad. Other than that last shot, it could
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 8: be a very more Romeo and Juliet kind of a romance.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 7: Well, let's make something positive out of it.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Like, live each one day at a time, and if
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: you love someone, tell them today, because you may not
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: have tomorrow.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 8: There you go.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 7: There's our lesson.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 8: That's a good spin on it.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Yay, okay.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 8: And then in the end, the clouds will part, and
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 8: Jane Seymour will be waiting for you.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 10: And unfortunately, she'll still be young, hot Jane Seymour, not
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 10: crazy old Whistler's mother Jane Seymour.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 8: Exactly.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 1: Great.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 10: Oh, man.
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 8: Were there any other things we needed to hit on
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 8: that one? I think, yeah, it's definitely interesting. I found
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 8: a lot more in the time travel.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 10: Yes, you did.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 8: But, again, I mean, I think I knew the romance
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 8: end of it. So I think I was going in
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 8: trying to find other stuff and trying to find some
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 8: other interesting spins on it. Right, right. But, yeah, it
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 8: is ridiculously well shot. The score is amazing.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 13: Yep.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 7: Both of them.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 8: I mean, as good as Jane Seymour looks, this is
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 8: Christopher Reeve in his prime.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: He's a beautiful man.
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 8: It's hard not to like anything that's on screen.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 7: Two perfect people going at it with each other. Of
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 7: course you're going to watch that.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Who wouldn't watch that?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 8: So, yeah, it definitely hits all the notes it needs
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 8: to on this. It's an interesting movie.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 7: Well, thank you for approving of my choice. I appreciate it.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 10: Thank you so much.
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: You're precious.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 8: Definitely. So, yeah, anything else? I guess, do you want
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 8: to tell people to find you online? Yes.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 7: Very good.
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, if you're looking for me on the interweber net,
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 1: you can find me at the.com. That is the clearinghouse
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 1: for all things Dougie on the web.
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 8: And possibly the best website name I've ever heard.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 10: Right.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 7: Webmaster Helen came up with it. She runs it from Scotland.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 7: I love her madly. She's like a sister to me.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 1: But there will be a button there for Twitter, which
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: is actordougjones on Twitter.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 7: You can find me on the Facebook.
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: I can't befriend you, unfortunately, anymore on my personal page
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: because I have too many. But you can subscribe to
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: that personal page, or you can hit the Like button
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 1: on my fan page or my professional page. Both are
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Doug Jones, and it will be a picture of me.
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: But you'll know it's me because I post every day
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: almost on there. So it's really me if you see
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: the Doug Jones person talking.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 7: That's me.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 8: Sounds good. All right, well, we'll tell them to go
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 8: find you and look for you at upcoming conventions.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, well, there's an appearances page on thedougjonesexperience.com, and
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 1: I'll have all my upcoming conventions, which I do the
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 1: circuit around the country as much as I possibly can
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 1: between movies.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 5: Definitely.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 7: Yay, all right.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 8: All right, I think that is it. So thank you
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 8: once again for talking to me.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 7: This has been great fun, yeah.
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 8: Thank you.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 14: Where there is time there is tomorrow Somewhere in time
• 1:20:22
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• 1:20:32
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• 1:20:35
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• 1:20:55
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• 1:20:58
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• 1:21:00
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• 1:22:16
  Speaker 8: Hi, this is Emma Caulfield, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 11: It's part of your problem, you know.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 10: You haven't seen enough movies.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 8: All of life's riddles are.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 5: Answered in the movies.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 10: And now, on with the show.
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 4: You and I together in our.
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 21: Lives Secret times we're never free Then why can't I.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 6: Let myself tell lies And watch you die.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 21: Every day I think back to the times.
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 6: When dreams were what mattered Talk, talk, and youth, naivete.
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 10: You said you'd never let me down.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 6: But the horror stampede rages in the name of desperation.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 10: Is it all.
• 1:24:15
  Speaker 6: Just wasted time? Can you look at yourself when you think.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 4: Of what you left behind?
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 6: Is it all just wasted time? Can you live with
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 6: yourself when you think of what you've left behind?
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 8: All right, we are back. Do we have any rounding out?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 8: I mean, we had the whole Doug Jones experience, literally. So,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 8: I mean, do we have any other fun memories from
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 8: the unnamed convention?
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 10: No, I thought he winked at me. And don't you
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 10: say that he winks at every girl.
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 8: I was going to say he's done that before.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 12: You know, I'm not going to say that he winks
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 12: at every girl.
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 10: Thank you.
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 8: I saw him. I don't think he winked at me.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 10: He winked at me. It's all good. Nobody creepy we
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 10: can be this time, so that's okay.
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 12: I saw my friend Chuck.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 8: If you're ever at these movie conventions, buy a magnet
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 8: from Chuck.
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 12: Skull 13.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 11: I would say something about that one guy who did
• 1:25:29
  Speaker 11: the Johnny Egg painting, but I really don't remember his name.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 8: It's out in the car. We'll look and see.
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 10: But he's awesome.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 8: Shop at his booth, too.
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 12: He does all kinds of cool paintings.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 10: Except for the clowns.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 12: Not so many clowns as much.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 8: Anymore, but yeah, he'll do more stuff.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 10: That guy's awesome.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 11: There's a lot of people.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 10: There was a lot of people this time.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 12: And there were some with questionable hygiene, which kind of
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 12: threw me back into Comic-Con. But then even Comic-Con didn't
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 12: smell that bad.
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 10: I don't know. It smells like a dead skunk out
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 10: in the hallway.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's just out in the hallway there. I don't
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 8: know what's going on.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 12: No, I'm talking about a couple people that had body
• 1:26:10
  Speaker 12: funk odor, and I was just like, God, really?
• 1:26:12
  Speaker 8: Come on, man. Oh, geez. There was one moment where
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 8: I was walking down the hallway, and I'm behind a
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 8: seven-foot man with a pig head on, and I'm passing
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 8: by all these other random monsters and creatures and bloody faces,
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 8: and then there's a lady that passes by me on
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 8: the other side going the opposite direction, and she's got
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 8: a baby in a backpack. I was like, oh, this
• 1:26:41
  Speaker 8: poor child. What a scarred little bastard this kid is
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 8: going to be. I mean, think about it. He's just
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 8: at the point of probably remembering stuff right about now.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 8: Because he wasn't a newborn. He was big enough that.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 12: I kind of think that kids, depending on how they're
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 12: brought up, if they're brought up to be scared of
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 12: stuff like that, then yeah, they're going to be scared
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 12: of it. But if they're brought up not to be
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 12: scared of stuff, I mean, come on. My kid grew
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 12: up with Beetlejuice and mostly Buffy.
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 11: And yet still afraid of stormtroopers.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 8: Why stormtroopers?
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 12: Why stormtroopers? Because they scare her for some weird reason.
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 8: Well, they're evil. They are. But luckily they're a bad shot,
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 8: so you don't have to worry. Yeah. Vampires? Not so much. Beetlejuice?
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 8: She loves Beetlejuice. He's your friend if you watch the cartoon. No,
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 8: I'm talking about the movie. He's a jackass in the movie.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 8: But she loved him. I love him too, but he's
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 8: a jackass.
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 11: I think we should talk about how excited Lucy was
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 11: to see Alex Winter come.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 10: It took me aback. I was not anticipating being that excited.
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 10: I mean, I think he's fantastic. I think he actually
• 1:27:49
  Speaker 10: might be a genius. But I wasn't expecting to, like, get.
• 1:27:52
  Speaker 8: All gushy and weird. I expect that when I meet everybody.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 11: Yeah, it's very rare that I get, I mean, I
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 11: have social anxiety, so it's weird for me to be
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 11: able to talk to people, but for me to get that, like,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 11: oh my god, oh my god, shaking, like, it's, yeah,
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 11: that's only happened like a handful of times.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it was just this completely involuntary thing. I still
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 10: don't really understand what was happening.
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 8: I don't think it ever happens to me. No, it doesn't.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 10: You have to stop and think and make sure.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 8: Just to double check, yeah.
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 8: I can talk to anybody pretty much.
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 11: Dude, you are the most friendly talking to damn anybody
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 11: person I've ever met. You talk to me for God's sake.
• 1:28:32
  Speaker 11: But yeah, it was pretty funny.
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 10: She was so happy.
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 11: It was pretty good i was excited for her. And
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 11: I got his autograph too. He didn't seem very pleased.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 10: But I guess he was nice enough.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 11: He just seemed kind of like he didn't really care
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 11: to be there, I guess.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 8: He seemed like he was ready to go.
• 1:28:49
  Speaker 12: I wanted to talk to him about Freak, but he
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 12: just looked like he didn't really want to get into.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 8: Any kind of conversation. I don't think it was just here,
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 8: because I've seen other stuff of him out there and
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 8: Even then, he seems very uncomfortable. And I don't know
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 8: that it was, like, people talking to him about that,
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 8: because he seemed okay with the fans. I think it
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 8: was just, like, the whole situation. Like, he just, I
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 8: don't know. He always seems kind of like, eh, do
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 8: we have to? He never really seems excited about it,
• 1:29:18
  Speaker 8: but he does. He's a good sport about it.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 11: I didn't like that I had to hand my money
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 11: to the douchebag next to him.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 10: He wouldn't actually take my money.
• 1:29:25
  Speaker 8: I had to hand it to the douchebag.
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 8: That's his job.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 10: But I don't like that guy. He's a douchebag. But,
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 10: I don't know. I guess we didn't really have any
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 10: bad experiences. I didn't punch anybody. That's good.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 8: I didn't get punched.
• 1:29:39
  Speaker 10: That's pretty exciting.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 8: It was a good day.
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 11: Randy gave me a hug and I didn't punch him.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 8: My headache's slowly going away. The time continuum's time loop
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 8: space barrier broke my brain. Oh, it'll come back as
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 8: soon as we get in the car. Yeah, probably. I
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 8: was trying to decide which one brought it on the
• 1:29:58
  Speaker 8: time loop or the car ride here. I don't know which,
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 8: but I'm slowly recovering.
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 10: I'm blaming the skunk smell in the hallway.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 8: Nice. Anything else from this fun-filled activity?
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 10: I'm trying to think. Hold on.
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  Speaker 11: Nope.
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  Speaker 10: I got a free shirt.
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  Speaker 11: And a free pen.
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  Speaker 8: I had to get a syringe pen. That's pretty awesome.
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  Speaker 8: I somehow managed not to buy anything. Yay.
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  Speaker 13: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 8: Yay for me.
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  Speaker 11: I bought Alex Winter's autograph, but he signed it over
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  Speaker 11: somebody else, so it's like if I ever meet that guy,
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  Speaker 11: he's screwed because he can't sign over himself.
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  Speaker 8: You just got to pretend like he's Alex Winter.
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  Speaker 10: He signed over the blonde, Brooke... I forget that guy's name.
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  Speaker 10: Brooke McAllister. I'm totally making that shit up. I was
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  Speaker 10: about to say, if you're even close, I'm so impressed.
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  Speaker 10: You should totally Google that shit. I'm pretty sure it's
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  Speaker 10: Brooke something.
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  Speaker 8: I know the other one. But I keep forgetting.
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  Speaker 10: Billy Wirth.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, Billy Wirth.
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  Speaker 10: I like that Billy Wirth. Whatever happened to Billy Wirth?
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  Speaker 10: He did a convention a couple years ago.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: That was a good potential. They were both at work.
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  Speaker 11: Yeah, now that I got that picture and I want
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  Speaker 11: to get the other two to sign it. See, I
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  Speaker 11: think the blonde could just sign over Kiefer Shudderlund's face
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  Speaker 11: because I'm never going to see him anyway. No.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, then 24 convention. It'll happen. No, it won't.
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  Speaker 10: And everybody but him will be there. Yep.
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  Speaker 8: Because he's Kiefer Nam Sutherland.
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  Speaker 12: And he'll still be making more of these off-the-man fucking
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  Speaker 12: TV shows. So he won't have to do conventions.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 11: I wanted to go get back on the elevator because
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  Speaker 11: I saw that Sean Patrick Flannery and Michael Rooker were
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  Speaker 11: getting ready to get on. I was like, dude, Jay,
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  Speaker 11: go get on the elevator. So we can see we've
• 1:31:36
  Speaker 11: been on the elevator with Michael Rooker and Sean Patrick Flannery.
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  Speaker 10: And he was like, no. Especially because it was a
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  Speaker 10: really scary elevator that seemed to stop and start at
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  Speaker 10: strange times. You could have been stuck in an elevator.
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  Speaker 10: With Sean Patrick Flannery. With his face.
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  Speaker 12: It's not like you could tell he'd be worried or anything.
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  Speaker 10: I can mold it for him to a different.
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  Speaker 10: What look do you want now?
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  Speaker 11: Worried? Concerned?
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 10: Let me mold that into your face.
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  Speaker 8: You're going to be his personal face assistant.
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  Speaker 10: Watch his room be like one door over.
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  Speaker 8: Hey Sean, what's up? Face wrangler.
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  Speaker 10: I want to be Sean Patrick Flannery's face wrangler. That
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  Speaker 10: would be so awesome. Book him with a stick.
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  Speaker 8: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 10: Michael Rooker.
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  Speaker 8: He is cool.
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  Speaker 13: He is.
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  Speaker 11: But I couldn't go to his room. They wouldn't let
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 11: me in the Michael Rooker room.
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  Speaker 8: Cheers.
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  Speaker 10: I know. Because I wouldn't get in the line.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know who's in there. Why am I getting
• 1:32:36
  Speaker 8: in this line?
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  Speaker 10: Bitch wouldn't tell me who was in there.
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  Speaker 11: I'm like, I was trying to look at the door.
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  Speaker 11: She's like, you can't go in there unless you're in
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  Speaker 11: the line.
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  Speaker 10: I'm like, well, who's in there? He had me in
• 1:32:43
  Speaker 10: a line to get in.
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  Speaker 8: I'm like, but I'm... I know that. That's not what
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 8: I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 10: What line? I can't see who's in the room.
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  Speaker 8: You're not allowed to see. You just wait in a line.
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  Speaker 8: It's like a grab bag. You wait in a line
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 8: and you get somebody's autograph. Like, I'll tell you who.
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  Speaker 11: I'm not that bad for Sean Patrick Flannery because they
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 11: put him in the Walking Dead room because I figured
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 11: they had Norman Reedus from Walking Dead.
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  Speaker 10: And him together.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 11: That way you get the Boondock Saints thing.
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  Speaker 10: But then Norman Reedus canceled.
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  Speaker 11: So it was just Sean Patrick Flannery sitting in the
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 11: Walking Dead room.
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  Speaker 8: I didn't hear Norman's canceled.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah, he wasn't there.
• 1:33:12
  Speaker 9: Hmm.
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 10: Hmm.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 11: He was having trouble anyway from what I was reading
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 11: online about his plane wasn't coming in until like today
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 11: or late last night or some shit.
• 1:33:20
  Speaker 8: He's become like kick ass on The Walking Dead now.
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  Speaker 10: I haven't watched the new season yet.
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 8: He is awesome on it. Like he just I don't know.
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 8: He's kind of stepped up in the plot line a
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 8: little bit.
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  Speaker 11: Awesome.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 10: Because he is awesome.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 8: I think I work with the real life his character.
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 10: But can't be as awesome.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 12: This guy's eh I don't know but he's He's pretty
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 12: whacked out. He's fucking 900.
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 7: Degrees of crazy.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 10: Because he carries around squirrels.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 8: You know what?
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 12: I wouldn't be half surprised. He does do a lot
• 1:33:53
  Speaker 12: of hunting. And he's just, like I said, he's.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 8: Wacky as all hell. Kind of looks a little bit
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 8: like him, too.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 10: I like Norman Reedus now. At first, he was just
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 10: the weird-looking brother.
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 11: And now Sean Patrick Flannery has become.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 8: The weird looking brother. I'm telling you.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 11: I switched to the second movie because we started watching
• 1:34:16
  Speaker 11: Boondock Saints 2 and we're like, who's that chunky guy
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 11: playing Norman Reedus' brother?
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 10: Oh, wait. That's Sean Patrick Flannery.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 8: I'm telling you, he's definitely stepped up on The Walking Dead.
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 8: He's a lot more likable this time around and just
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 8: a little cooler as well.
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 10: I liked him the first season, though.
• 1:34:36
  Speaker 8: He just, well, I mean, he was... sort of caught
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 8: up in the whole Michael Worker thing. So, you didn't
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 8: like Michael Worker. Oh, you weren't supposed to, mind you,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 8: but you didn't like Michael Worker's character. So, he's the
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 8: brother and he's sort of caught up in the whole
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 8: family thing and you didn't trust him because of that. So,
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 8: he's sort of proving himself as a character this time around.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 10: It's pretty interesting.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 12: Your shoes kind of remind me of xylophones.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 11: Yeah.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 8: I was just like looking at your shoes.
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 13: I hadn't thought of that.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 8: And I was like thinking, I was like, if I
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 8: had a thing, I would go ding, ding, ding.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 10: You're right. You're absolutely right.
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  Speaker 8: Will that round up the convention here? Yeah.
• 1:35:14
  Speaker 10: Convention, which will not be named.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 8: Convention-filled activities.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I think so.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 8: All right. Otherwise, that about does it. We will return
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  Speaker 8: next week. Same geek time, same geek feed. Thanks for listening. Bye.
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  Speaker 10: Bye.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 13: We'll be right back.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 6: Have the time to lose an open mind a time
• 1:36:31
  Speaker 6: to choose would you care to take a look at
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 6: how you read.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 4: Me like a book you're.
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 13: In the wind on my.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 8: Side you're.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 13: Can I take you?
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 6: Come with me We'd never make a fulfilling dream If
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 6: I say I'd take you there Would you go?
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 13: Would you be scared?
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 4: Time is always on.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 13: My side Time is always on my side Don't be afraid,
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 13: you're safe with me.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 10: Safe as any soul could be.
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 13: Thank you. Thank you.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 6: Like a wolf in sheep's clothing You try to hide
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 6: your deepest sins Of all the things that you've done
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 6: wrong And I know where you belong Death is always
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 6: on my side Death is always on my side Make
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 6: you an offer you can't reach You've only.
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 10: Got your soul to lose.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 13: Eternally into my mind Oh Oh Oh.
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