Latest / Not That Serious / Episode 306: Pocket Full of Ass
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- 0:00Got a song, I'll sing one to my heart. I don't know,
- 0:05I find notes of your heart. I feel like I know a song.
- 0:14I bet you, I won't bet, and I'll give you three guesses each
- 0:21of what song you're about to sing. But it's a song. But it's
- 0:24a song we all know. Yes, it's a song you all know.
- 0:31Hmmm, I'll give you. I'll give you three guesses. Is this a
- 0:36song from South Park? We're not doing that type of game. You can't
- 0:40play twenty one questions? No south Park? Okay, okay, fresh Prince
- 0:46of Fresh Prince of Broiler theme song? No, okay? Is it the
- 0:50mister Mackie song? It's easy good. I thought it's easy. I'm good.
- 0:59I only have one yes and me. Yeah, baby, I like
- 1:00it wrong? No, old, damn old dirty, Yeah baby, I
- 1:06like it wrong? Close close? See I knew I was in around.
- 1:11Okay? Is this method? Man? Mm hm? So yours? Will
- 1:15God keep feeling you feel you feel mm hmmm mm hmmm. I would say
- 1:22how everybody can is the closest And that was just random, So I doudn't
- 1:29even know where to go after that? Close? Is it push it?
- 1:32No? Oh damn? Are you guys, I give up. Okay,
- 1:38I ain't got a packing for thinking for the close. How was he closest
- 1:49with old dirty bas No, that was the song I had the whole time.
- 1:53I was definitely close, but I just realized that was the bedding field.
- 2:00And I looked. She is thick as she always was. She always
- 2:05looked good, but now she got that ass home at the home. My
- 2:09goodness. She walked around them sucking that boot loose too. That that's some
- 2:13heavy cream right there, loose. That ain't no bbl That ship pocket,
- 2:21remember, I remember, I remember the pocket when TikTok realized that she had
- 2:25it, and then she did the little trend when she was walking away and
- 2:29the like god damn, the touch tony pocket. As I can never say
- 2:32the last name right down the episode of that name of that ask gotcha,
- 2:39yeahs in pocket for ass we're not keeping acres. It can be some one
- 2:49word, some biggers, somes, yeah, some some. I mean,
- 2:54by the time this comes out of already having so exactly so it's not gonna
- 2:58happen. Can't stop it now it's in the past. Yeah, yeah,
- 3:04yeah, I'm telling you. Some of them English girls, Babie he's the
- 3:08ticket. Hell, I don't know what's under the water. He's not British.
- 3:10She something Natasha Benties. So I'm pretty sure she's from California? Is
- 3:15she sure? Natasha bending Field? She's an English person, English singer song.
- 3:21I say she's from Phoenix. She's from Cuckfield, West Sussex, the
- 3:27next door to cal exactly her next door to kel Mitchell. I had no
- 3:32idea. Mm hmmm, damn Yo, you know all them Disney niggas is
- 3:38from Township, I mean Township, Chicago. Call yeah, I know he's
- 3:43from the niggas from Disney. What are you talking about, kel Uh?
- 3:52I guess Noney niggas him, Lawrenz Tate. What's the other nigga? December
- 3:57nigga? Jason Weaver. Yeah, you just say you just naming, You're
- 4:02just naming Black Child Stars Chicago, Black Child Stars from Chicago. Not a
- 4:06single Disney nigga. Those are Disney niggas to you, Jason Jason Rivers technic,
- 4:12I mean doesn't that doesn't care. He's still getting the Disney Disney Yeah,
- 4:17Disney nigga Hero for three for Chicago too. Yeah. I don't know,
- 4:25just him, No, not smart guy. Who are you talking about?
- 4:29Oh oh, oh oh, I said Jason Weavers wasn't smart guy?
- 4:31Oh he was? Yes, you're talking about Mike Wade. He is a
- 4:38Disney nigga. There's two most iconic roles is Disney rolls, w B yourself
- 4:45to your w B nigga that didn't play on Disney what you have been fooled?
- 4:50Bamboos smart on Disney. W But I'm damn I ain't gonna lie.
- 4:56I kind of agree that he's a Disney nigga. Just off alone he plays.
- 5:00That's not the same as like a Disney child start like, I mean,
- 5:09yeah, that's what I think. Who even better? Even was the
- 5:17best part? You know what? Because who played his regular voice? I
- 5:23don't fucking know. Fuck that nigga word? Who is he? What else
- 5:30was he in? Thomas? Whoa? I thought it's about Jason Weaver?
- 5:34Jonathan Thomas? What was Michael Jackson? Was he like the son? I
- 5:42never watched that from that show? Yeah, only thing I got for that
- 5:46Home Improvement That and the nigga all over the fence. I used to think
- 5:55that ship was so boring. Bro, I don't understand Tim Allen was only
- 6:00funny sometimes no times. Huh, Yeah, you don't think it was funny
- 6:04at all. Not a lot of time. A lot of the Santa Claus
- 6:09movie, the Santa Claus. Clause was it? Santa Was it clausea the
- 6:15Santa Claus like the word clause, like a clause in a contract. Yeah,
- 6:19that's what it was, the Santa Claus. You know what I was
- 6:24about to say, You know, I was about to say. I was
- 6:27about to say, all the way. No, that's fucking that's the whole
- 6:33point, Elsie, that's the whole I've never seen that movie actually, so
- 6:36I didn't know. No, no, jing all the way was great.
- 6:41Yes, I didn't know it was clause as in the Santa Claus, like
- 6:46the clause, like is the clause? Never in my age? We brought
- 6:57back the Elsie learned something. Second, the Santa Claus. Nigga was a
- 7:03child. I get you. I was not thinking about no clause. Yeah,
- 7:09and I think that we've only seen it one time? Was that the
- 7:12only Christmas movie Tim Allen was in. No, there was like three Santa
- 7:15Claus, two Santa Claus three. I just thought it was the said clause.
- 7:20Okay, I realized we're talking about counting contractual agreements. It's spelled like
- 7:27that word toy. I mean yeah, that's also He was a bus like
- 7:39yeah. And then Tom Hanks was witty, correct, almost aid r P.
- 7:44That was crazy. That just made me think my brains everywhere. I
- 7:50was watching the Zach Fox Genius did you better Praise God? And that's when
- 7:57he broke that down. He said, it is coming soon and it was
- 8:01coming to crazy. She was almost one hundred. I mean, didn't you
- 8:05down like the day before her one hundredth birthday or was that or was it
- 8:09New Year's Eve? It wasn't the day before. It was like it was
- 8:13like a week before. It was close. They already had it lined up
- 8:16of like Centennial special, Netflix special, all that stuff. Said, Hell,
- 8:20no, I ain't doing any of that. Fuck with your shit how
- 8:24much, I'm gonna just die. You think it the longest a lot of
- 8:28work. I'm gonna die now. I ain't doing the long tun She said,
- 8:33you thought I was gonna lift one hundred. It's like ninety nine.
- 8:35I got out a plane. Ninety nine and eighty hours are Betty White?
- 8:41We all love you. Three hundred and sixty days in twenty two hours salute,
- 8:48salute the biggest Okay, and you know it's a Monday, so you
- 8:56know what time it is. Yeah? Are you smarter than nts? Are
- 9:01you smarter than it? Elsie? Somebody mentioned I've been getting at my ass
- 9:03wholves, so I need to you have been getting men work, but today
- 9:11you could change things. Keenan is are you the two time reigning champ right
- 9:15now? Even back to back? Yeah? Is killing it? Right?
- 9:20I need my dub So I'm going to ask you or ask them and you
- 9:24listening five questions of fifth grade difficulty or easier from different subjects, and yeah,
- 9:31just do your best to answer them. First question, what is the
- 9:35name of the music symbol that looks like a hashtag and raises the pitch of
- 9:39a note by one half steph? What's the name of it? What's the
- 9:45name of that? Oh? No, I had it. These guys,
- 9:54Wow, these guys, I had it. It is not that hard,
- 10:03Okay, It's definitely just no, it is if you think about music notes.
- 10:09Next question, which vitamin is known as the sunshine vitamin because our bodies
- 10:13produce it when exposed to sunlight. A little bit of health science for you.
- 10:24And we didn't have a math question last week, so yeah, I
- 10:31just threw one in there, brought to you by chat GPT. What is
- 10:37the product of nine and six? What is the product of nine and six?
- 10:46That's a product, I think ship m hmm. Next question, what
- 11:01is the opposite of con cave? Okay, ah, con ca is the
- 11:16opposite of con cave? Mm hmm. And last question some history. What
- 11:28famous artist is known for painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel ship which Turtle?
- 11:37Thanks for the hitting there you go. I actually picked this one because
- 11:43you were talking about it in h the I know you're fucking lying video.
- 11:48When you're naming you're thinking about artists. You said, Raphael Leonardo, Michelangelo,
- 11:58Donatello, Donatello and something. One of them was a sculptor. But
- 12:03that's the artist, right, not a painter. It's a famous painters.
- 12:09Can you repeat the first question one more time? I'm sorry? What is
- 12:11the name of the musical symbol or music symbol that looks like a hashtag and
- 12:16raises the pitch of a note by one half steps? I feel like it's
- 12:22right here, it's right there. I know that's not right, but I'm
- 12:28just was talking about that nigga last episode, I think I don't know,
- 12:35and are you guys ready? It was? What was three? Three?
- 12:39The product of nine and six and then four? I think I feel like
- 12:43I just made the opposite of concave the product of nine and six? Okay,
- 12:56I don't know, all right? Product and our answers. What is
- 13:01the name of the music symbol that looks like a hashtag and raises the pitch
- 13:03of a note by one half step sharp? Sharp? Damn? That's it?
- 13:09Octave? Ah octive? Fuck? Okay? Which vitamin is known as
- 13:16the sunshine vitamin because our bodies produce it when exposed to sunlight. What's the
- 13:22answer? You get it wrong? I like vitamin D. You put vitamin
- 13:31C vitamin D. I was like, what big? So you guys got
- 13:43vitamin D other than Mike? All right, we're all all tied up going
- 13:48into question three. Damn? What is the product of nine and six fifty
- 13:52four? All right? Okay? Question four? What is the opposite of
- 13:58concave? O? I forgot about that one. You're still doing, all
- 14:05right? What famous artist is known for painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
- 14:11Michael, Yes, you know what that means? Jesus, it's time
- 14:20for a damn. I wish I would have got shot for Yeah. Yeah,
- 14:26you still did good though, compared to your your previous performances. Yeah.
- 14:31I can't believe you forgot flat and sharp. It was right there.
- 14:35I'm like, why can't I think of this ship? Alrighty? Sudden death?
- 14:43Yeah, okay, mm hmm. Sudden death questions. Oh we already
- 14:52used that before. I ask you a math question. You both seem to
- 14:58like math. What was the greatest common factor of the numbers twelve and eight?
- 15:07Greatest common factor greatest common factor of the numbers twelve and eight. I'll
- 15:18give you five, four, three, two, one? What's your answers?
- 15:30Four? Oh god, no, it's six. Six huh it's six.
- 15:41How what's six times two and six times three? You said eight?
- 15:46Oh, I said eight. Yeah, oh my bad. Eighteen. I
- 15:52mean you got got it right, because I've loaded out and everything. I'm
- 15:58like one, twelve, two, like four originally all right, good job.
- 16:03I was just trying to throw out yeah, yeah, like six,
- 16:06it's not going to eight. You got me? Okay. Another question,
- 16:11then, what is the term for a word that has the same pronunciation but
- 16:15different meanings? Such as two to two and two like to go to the
- 16:22store to buy two eggs. Will they have this same pronunciation but different meanings
- 16:33and spellings? Is that a homophone? Boo? Keenan got it? And
- 16:38he wins again homophone. I thought, like, we haven't done. Oh
- 16:49well, he was waving it off, so I thought he didn't know Mike.
- 16:52Mike waved it off. I said, Keen didn't got it at first
- 16:56because he said to to to. Uh nice, I was by to say
- 17:00a literation because you said to to to, like they all start with tea.
- 17:03But that's a different thing. Yes, that is very different. That
- 17:07was actually one of the other questions. Uh blond, uh beef, blond,
- 17:14bad built, butch body exactly. The bitch got hot cheek bones.
- 17:18I love alliteration. Talking about some lady Marjorie Taylor Green. Yeah she was,
- 17:26she was in she's an industry plant. Yeah, they had what was
- 17:30this senate? Was it something something that something like that, some type of
- 17:36court system hearing or some sort of government tool. Political bullshit. So they're
- 17:41in there talking and then, uh, the lady Marjorie had pretty much insulted
- 17:48this one person because it's what she said, you said something about fake lashes.
- 17:51Yeah, if something about her fake lashes couldn't help her see something like
- 17:53that. She said something about the somebody's appearance, and then AOC, that's
- 17:57who was right. She was in there, she started, you know,
- 18:00allowed, she was like, oh no, no, no, she said
- 18:02whatever she said about this league, Oh baby, miss Crockett, Miss Crockett,
- 18:11excuse she spoke up and said some something her bleach blonde, bad built,
- 18:18butch body. If I said something about that, damn is that?
- 18:22And then yeah it was bad after that. Yeah, yeah, it was
- 18:26a mess. That a little bit. It was a mess, which resulted
- 18:29in this lady Marjorie going on Twitter uploading a video of her doing CrossFit.
- 18:33We don't care your back is big forever. Yeah, okay, it was
- 18:41hilarious. Name talking about cheeks. Say that's crazy. Corey's on Notice.
- 18:47That's all I'll say. That's all. I'll say. That's all. That's
- 18:52all He'll say. That's all. I'll say. You can fill in the
- 18:55gaps about Marjorie. You can fill in the gaps. You can fill in
- 18:59the gap. That's all I'll say. She is not it. Hey,
- 19:07I agree, So I don't know, I know you guys probably haven't watched,
- 19:12but the first season X Men ninety seven ended really and it was really
- 19:17good. It's like the most comic bookie comic show I've seen. So if
- 19:21you really want to see some real comic nonsense, all right for that,
- 19:25I'm gonna watch it. I'm gonna watch it. I would say it sounds
- 19:26like Keenans, but I'm definitely gonna watch it. I just haven't got around
- 19:30to it yet. They did one thing that wasn't comic y, but I'll
- 19:34spoil it for you because it's not that important. So Jean Gray is with
- 19:41Cyclops, as you know, and in this series or in this universe,
- 19:45whatever you want to call it, they have a son together, and then
- 19:52out of nowhere, coming up the X Men mansion is another woman that looks
- 19:57exactly like Jean Gray. Comes to find out that someone cloned Jean Gray.
- 20:03Wow, and this one that's been here the whole time isn't actually the real
- 20:07her. And the real Jean Gray gets mad at Cyclops because he fell in
- 20:15love with her clone. How could get mad? I thought it was you,
- 20:22it's your clone? How could you not know it wasn't me? You
- 20:27did you? You share memories how and she, knowing different, said yeah,
- 20:36this is this is real. Just know that that's exactly what would happened.
- 20:42Let me see. How are you you should have known that that wasn't
- 20:47me? How dare you? How dare you can't tell? Well, it's
- 20:51not me standing right in front of you, even though it looks like it
- 20:52is me. But he did do some nasty stuff. He was out there
- 20:56doing some telepathic conversations with her after she left the fake one, and she
- 21:03and she pulled up like, zoo, how dare you talk the whole clone
- 21:07me man cyclo in here deep He's like, you know, we just shared
- 21:15some things. You know, we got a son together. It's like it's
- 21:19messy. It's messy. I didn't get chance to watch it. I'm gonna
- 21:23watch it. I'm always gonna have to watch it. Yeah, well,
- 21:27I I haven't watched a little program called Richardton back. I heard about that.
- 21:40It's good. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm sure it's
- 21:44not my type of TV. It's really good. I'm sure it is.
- 21:47I'm sure it is. Just this season, Uh, it gets, it
- 21:52gets it's really good. It's picked up the horny it's a lot more the
- 21:56horny is horny levels are turned up to the level are like the second season.
- 22:02First season was nice and horny. Second season trailed off a little bit.
- 22:06Third season Shanda Rahim's got in there said, you know what we need
- 22:08to do. We need to bust it. Why they need to be fucking
- 22:12They need to be fucking because I remember the first season you were talking about
- 22:17how they were like real eloquent with it, real yeah slive, and now
- 22:22they're just Now it's just like this nigga eating that pull, he eating that
- 22:26girl puss, like just I shot, I put my mouth down here,
- 22:30and it's just like back then, Yeah, I don't think why why not?
- 22:37Why not? Why wouldn't they Why not the Jamaican imagine eating that imagine?
- 22:49Have you ever seen the English food imagine? I don't know. I
- 22:55just think underestimate what's going on back then, these are and you're underestimating horn
- 23:00hornings. Number one, you could be horny and I feel like that's some
- 23:03new ship. For real, that's not new ship. That's that is not
- 23:07new. I feel like that's that's literal, that's one of the oldest things.
- 23:11Yeah, there's nothing, it's nothing. The Greeks and the Yeah,
- 23:18bussy is like not a new thing. Learn about history. Mmhmm, you
- 23:23can learn about sex history. Sexual ship comes from like Greeks. Yeah,
- 23:29they were the freakings of them all, but bussy is not a new thing
- 23:33like that to them, say to them, it was it was gay to
- 23:37be with a woman, all right, that was okay, that's different.
- 23:41Look at this nigga walking around with a woman. That is not what the
- 23:49nigga hooking around with little bits. Stop gang bro ladies. Woman alone,
- 24:00man, that's what the weird niggas doug. Now, they definitely picked up
- 24:07the horny this season. They noodled us with the one half of the season
- 24:12this time and then like the second half comes out like a few weeks.
- 24:18But yeah, I'm I'm enjoying it. It's a lie. I've been using
- 24:25my high British actions for a long for a little while now, yeah,
- 24:29yeah, high British, like Hi, you know, high born. Hi,
- 24:33I'm a high born mind. A lord who needs a lady. And
- 24:37my lord and his lady were they're watching the program called Bridgeton and it was
- 24:42a rousing good time watching things like the Queen and Penelope and the calling Bridgerton
- 24:51and and and and all the Bridgerton's good time. Lots of Negro love interests.
- 24:57This season is all the Negroes, even the old British, the old
- 25:03Bridgerton Uh widow lady and seems to find the nice man dingle to set upon
- 25:11a nice man ding go caller. Yes, a nice he's a call.
- 25:15You know. I love how everything is so proper, like it can't like
- 25:22one scene that chick got two dudes called for at the same time, and
- 25:26it's just like they don't even know what to do. It's like it can't.
- 25:30Like the littlest thing is like dramatic, like like I guess you know
- 25:36how, I guess they do balls or whatever, and I guess they have
- 25:38a season where it's like this is the season where they literally have like a
- 25:42mating season. There's like a season where you find your match and then you
- 25:47get married and you have right, so all the eligible ladies and eligible men
- 25:52and girl they mix it and mingle and they figure out who they want to
- 25:55get with. And I guess the strong indicator where people are leaning towards who
- 26:02they dance with at the balls, right, and it's one dude. He's
- 26:07dancing with like the main character chick, and then the other guy comes up
- 26:11and interrupts, like he goes, my ty, excuse my excuse it.
- 26:15And it's like it's like thirty people just like oh no, what he's so
- 26:25ruined, Like he's he's ruining the good standing, he's ruining it. He's
- 26:30ruining it, ruined it, Lord Penny Weather, how dad He yeah,
- 26:36like it's real crazy Lord Penny Like yo, like, oh my God's like
- 26:40her knight is ruined. Like the nigga went to go get a lemonade for
- 26:42a chick and while he was getting lemonade for the chick, started talking to
- 26:47another chick and then the one original chick was like the night he's ruined.
- 26:51I'm like, you know, it's not my nigga is sounding like he he
- 26:55just had a conversation with eliminated. It still cold, he's not even you
- 27:00know what I mean. He didn't give it to her, he's still holding
- 27:03it. And he did give her like he's like I'm fetching miss miss Mary
- 27:11whether the of lemonade. And they started talking like oh and it just gives
- 27:15you time. I'm like, oh okay, that won't do respect not at
- 27:22all, and then one time, I guess the one girl like she hasn't
- 27:26gotten no call, and it's another dramatic thing. Real quick. You if
- 27:30you don't get like married within the first couple like years, you are referred
- 27:36to as a spinster, meaning like unmarriable, like you're too old. They
- 27:42were saying, like, this woman is twenty six years old and hasn't been
- 27:48married yet, because life expend three years, she has about five years.
- 27:53She had like four more good years later than until the fucking typhoid fever takes
- 27:59him before. She looks like a bad bag of spoiled vanilla pudding. It's
- 28:04just like putting skin. Yeah, that's what she's gonna look like, look
- 28:11like tap. You could put it on the sidewalk. One of them fucking
- 28:15bought Egyptian cats. M hm, the sphinx spinks. She's only thirty two,
- 28:22just looking like a fist, looking like balled up homework, the fist.
- 28:33Hold you, my dear, I'm on the right old dage of twenty
- 28:37and nine. I wouldn't have put you past it on the young twenty six
- 28:44to be honesty and nine. This woman is four and twenty years old and
- 28:49hasn't taken a husband yet. Something wrong with the shouldn't be wrong with the
- 29:00Like I said that on that podcast. Everybody was like another wrong with the
- 29:06boys, Like what young bug? No, no, no, no,
- 29:12it was perfect timing too. I thought it was. I thought it was
- 29:15great. Something wrong with the nobody, nobody I felt bad for. I
- 29:22was like, damn. I was like, I'm wan you, bro.
- 29:26I thought it was like, yeah, I'm just I'm enjoying it a lot.
- 29:32I can't wait for the second half. Uh. What else? The
- 29:37Bears coming back? Yeah, the Bears coming back next month. Bel Air
- 29:42is coming back in August. Yeah, yes, I set up a few
- 29:45months from Uh. I saw what the name about it? Because Will Smith
- 29:48officially announced who The girl who plays's Will's girlfriend's name, Lisa Lisa. Yeah.
- 29:56I followed her her finance. Yeah she sings mm hmm okay, yeah
- 30:07yeah, Elsie. Fine, she looks good. She looks good. She
- 30:15is she looks good, she's attractive. She ain't fine, No, she's
- 30:19an attractive young lady. Fine. We don't have to do this. We
- 30:26don't have to do this. What's the name is this? Yeah, somebody
- 30:30gotta showed me some food remember a fresh My memory goes from what I remember.
- 30:33I was like, okay, attractive, she ain't even the finest one
- 30:37on the show, obviously, co joneses on on the show, is on
- 30:42the show, I'll be forgetting she's down the number three. Now, yeah
- 30:48that's three five bitches some yeah showing me. Let me see this because let's
- 30:59see live deliberation. Let's see what is she finer? Is she not?
- 31:10I apologize exactly, and there goes exactly. I apologize, will be seeing
- 31:18her her story. This woman is fine. They've been covering her up with
- 31:23him. Yeah, they need to change the wardrobe something they're not doing her.
- 31:30You know, she got body. She's supposed to be a high schooler.
- 31:32Though she got body. Yeah, they got to dumb it down.
- 31:33Yeah, they dumbed it down. She definitely got body. I spoke to
- 31:38soon. I was not familiar with the game. She played high school.
- 31:42But she's twenty five. Yes, oh we're not doing that. She is
- 31:47a woman, grown woman, and this grown woman is fine. I don't
- 31:49care what she plays on she can play it. She can play a little
- 31:56school girl one of Oh wow, okay, okay, hey hey listen,
- 32:06I'm telling you I'm just saying, hey, you got your your You guys
- 32:09are one and forty seven one for forty okay, because y'all too have a
- 32:15no first person disturbing strings, a disturbing streak. No, the first too.
- 32:23It's been a disturbing I said what I said, I wasn't talking about
- 32:28her. That was a mistake. I'm just saying that was a mistake.
- 32:30That was a mistake. I wasn't talking about that. Doesn't care we're talking
- 32:34about when I said, we don't have to speaking of the bear, it
- 32:36was the girl from the bear. When I accidentally said I remember that that
- 32:40was wild. Well, what are you talking about? He's talking about talking
- 32:44about that. It's disturbing me. Please don't show me and anything else you're
- 32:50disturbing because you got huh Michael, No, it's here. We're not going
- 32:55to do that. I'm going to do it to the day I die.
- 33:00I don't want to carry ship from you anymore. I mean, I don't
- 33:04want to hear it. Times are tough, thank you, No, it
- 33:07wasn't. They were. I was sad he likes so I don't really he
- 33:10doesn't like Sarah. Now now again't got no like that. He was like,
- 33:16wait, is she in the video? Yeah? No, I was
- 33:21like, I just was like, oh, her nipples is out, that's
- 33:22what everything else is not great? Almost. I definitely performed that song in
- 33:30karaoke though, you know, it's crazy. It's not crazy moveslough, that's
- 33:36all I do when I see her. Wow, Okay, that's cool.
- 33:43No, man, give me no listen. She she has her moments.
- 33:46She has her moments. Her moments is she has her moments where it's just
- 33:50like, Okay, I see I see what else? He saying that.
- 33:52It's like, man, I Elsie might be legally blind. I'm not.
- 33:58Yeah, okay, you yellow the clip of it. The girl who plays
- 34:02Stevie Wonder run into the airport. Oh god, getting changed my TM.
- 34:13It's like Stevie. She's running with them, walking the blind stick, just
- 34:17running and just shaking when we're playing. But when she ran up to the
- 34:28car and handed the dude to stick and then opened the door, she had
- 34:37one where she played, you know, and she was snagging for on him
- 34:39and she was playing a harmonica and laughing at him. Oh my god,
- 34:43she's let a little Oh man, Ye, Stevie Wonder not blind? What
- 34:50like he was like Stevie Wonder can see and she was watching TV. Dave
- 34:58Chappelle level comedy bro that ship. It is funny. I forget story.
- 35:02Yeah, just going, just going TikTok and type in Stevie Wonder, it's
- 35:05gonna be the first thing to pop up. Yep. You should be wearing
- 35:07a ball cap. So all you went to Africa, Stevie Wonder, Stevie
- 35:12recently, what did he see? What's the point of even going? You
- 35:16could just see we're going to Africa. We are in Bakersfield. Put that
- 35:23nigga in the song that put on the YouTube video. Take that nigga.
- 35:28Take that nigga to Nord. Just put him on the plane and don't even
- 35:30put them on a plane. You do like in doing the cartoons. Just
- 35:34put him in the chair, put a fan his beast, play some Safari
- 35:38sounds, give him a pack of peanuts, chicks a chair. We get
- 35:42a little turbulus with TV. Everyone fasten your seapelts now reaching an altitude.
- 35:50It sounds a lot like my Characteraker No, I'm your pilot. I'm your
- 35:57pilot now, Stevie. A treble could be uh, but do you leave
- 36:06him like it's actual there for like seventeen hours. He was like, I
- 36:12gotta use the bathroom. I'm sorry, sir. The seatboats sign is still
- 36:22on. First six hours you go clockwise, the six seatbelt signs still on.
- 36:29Stevie. Oh, I'm all right, Steve. What your Seatbetal?
- 36:37Yeah? What? Uh? What is he going to African for? But
- 36:40I guess if anything, so people can see people can see him, people
- 36:44can see Stevie. Not everybody gets chance. I wish I could see Steve
- 36:46wonder I never saw him before, and get him on the pot. Get
- 36:51him on the pot sign to his DMS. He'll see it. You imagine,
- 36:57get it. Imagine get left on scene by Steve. I'm like you
- 37:04did the you didn't left on same by Stevie. That should be the title.
- 37:23Oh my god. You got some questions, like after you were talking
- 37:29about bridgeton the or you're trying to figure out how long people are eating pussy.
- 37:34I just try to look the origins. But on Wikipedia they have all
- 37:42the different sex terms right and positions, and they also have animations for it,
- 37:47and it's the funniest fucking thing in the world. Did you did they
- 37:51have did they even like have the origins. They have animations for cockys,
- 37:55cocky facials. They're on a different out of Wikipedia than I was on Wikipedia.
- 38:02Wikipedia Freakipediakipedia freaking Would you type in origin of kind of lingus? You
- 38:10know how you go and the topics and like you see other ship and you
- 38:15just click on it. Yeah, let's look at those are the Yeah,
- 38:19the little animation she's going to town. Jesus, now look up facial Okay,
- 38:24what is that on? Don't mind if I do? You got to
- 38:30tell me twice. She's having a great time too. Wow, wow,
- 38:43Jesus, Like this is cool. I get cocky. Yeah, it's multiple.
- 38:51What are the just of that? I don't even know the type of
- 38:54Wow? Can we Asian? I feel like that's kind of racially race.
- 39:00I mean that's the origins the originski what's the origins that? Pukaki? Yeah?
- 39:07What is Pukaki was first represented in pornographic films in the mid to late
- 39:12nineteen eighties in Japan. One source named Jesus Clit Superstar Part One, released
- 39:16in nineteen eighty seven, directed by Saki Godo, as the first Japanese pornographic
- 39:22movie with ten facials. According to one commentator, A significant factor in the
- 39:28development of bukaki as a pornographic form was the mandatory censorship in Japan, where
- 39:34genitals must be pixelated by a mosaic ah. One consequence of this is that
- 39:40Japanese pornography tends to focus more on the face and body of the actress rather
- 39:44than on their genitals. Since film producers could not show penetration, they sought
- 39:49other ways to depict sex acts without violating Japanese law, and since semen did
- 39:53not need to be censored, a loophole existed for harder sex. We're all
- 40:00just gonna. We're all just gonna. They can't blur out this nut your
- 40:07turn. They can ciser on penis your turn, center freedom. They can't
- 40:14censor our cor He's just twenty of salute, you know, the car every
- 40:22town saluting the way out. Joe joined me the cat Yo, he's the
- 40:30corniest nick ever breathing, touching basketball at the same John easily. I swear
- 40:36to God who call the towns when that nigga does this. He did the
- 40:40fucking salute to allegedly his dad. He did what did he do? He
- 40:46did like this like two fingers, like like the drake salute in two thousand
- 40:51and nine, like same energy. I feel like a junior high school looking
- 40:57at that ship. Weird as Roger that Roger say less shut up, like
- 41:07like like dwell dork. That's funny. I can't believe there's a reason why
- 41:19like this, this is a reason why. Somebody was like, there's gotta
- 41:22be a loophole. We gotta get a hornier than this. More come,
- 41:25we gotta get hornier than I can. Just hear a bunch of Asian men
- 41:30just pouring over the law books just like and then one guy man think,
- 41:34I got it? What what do you do? More come? They can't
- 41:42censor the com They can't censor that cocks, but they can't censor the com
- 41:45They can sensor the penis, but not what comes out of it. So
- 41:51we're a free to produce as many cumshins as possible, as long as we
- 41:57we could shield the peanuts. That's also the ten came about. Huh wow,
- 42:08I'm just assuming, but I guess that in that context it makes it
- 42:14all this weird ship. Yeah, yeah, what is the reason for them
- 42:19central and censoring Dixo? Did they say censorship? That's just it? Yeah,
- 42:24it's too sexual even though it's in a porn Porn is too sexual.
- 42:30Hmm, that's too sexual, a little too horn. You can get you
- 42:34can get gas that's like sensor in the penis in vaginas and like porn is
- 42:39like you can have this Thanksgiving digger dinner, but we're not gonna have no
- 42:44turkey. Yeah huh, that's what I came for. No, no,
- 42:47no, no, no, no, none of your I'm going to cook
- 42:50the Thanksgiving dinner. You're gonna eat. You just can't taste it. That's
- 42:58crazy. Yeah, you know, you gotta spit it out. You got
- 43:01you gotta chewing and spin it out. You can't smile like gum. You
- 43:07turn your stuff in like gump. Oh my god, spit out like some
- 43:13flower seed shells. You got questions? Of course, of course, of
- 43:22course I'm gonna do some Tier three, then hop back to the normal plebeian.
- 43:29See what they're talking about. They talk about it down in in Brookville.
- 43:32Yeah, I think we already did this one. But let's see.
- 43:38If you had to commit a crime, but whichever one you chose could never
- 43:42be committed again, what would the crime be? Somebody asked commit the crime,
- 43:46but it can never be committed again, rob a bank. I'm robbing
- 43:51the fun out of it. To find the evilest person in the world and
- 43:53kill him fair enough. Yeah, no more killing, No more killing,
- 44:00no more killing. They can't kill you, Yeah they did. But is
- 44:04it a crime if you killed somebody? I don't know it is, but
- 44:09you know what I'm saying. Is it a crime to kill you if you
- 44:13killed somebody? Or is it just punishment? I don't know. Yahm hm
- 44:17hmm. I'll eat that for the world. I'll do something. I'll do
- 44:25something real, slight. I'll be like the crypt like not mix my not
- 44:32mix my recycling and my trash recycling for the rest of the world. Yeah,
- 44:43I pour old grease down the sank. It's not a crime. That's
- 44:46not exactly my police. What you can't got the hot world, you better
- 45:00probably disposed of that. What do you do with all that peanut oil?
- 45:08Mm hmmm. So you find something today? Huh boy? Smells good like
- 45:13good good chicken. Boy? How you preplaying that chicken and fries, trying
- 45:19to make Chinese fried, trying to make Chinese food chicken and how boy?
- 45:22Uh huh you said that fry These people in here, But what is this
- 45:31an empty bottle of oil in your task. I'm holding it for a friend,
- 45:37I swear. Yeah, taking up with the judge, Bob, that's
- 45:42how they sound, Yeah with the judge man. Yeah, freeze keenan the
- 45:52oil bandit keep slipping away, slip right thought, ripping and running since since
- 46:01the mid twenties. Yeah, yeah, we finally got his black ass.
- 46:09Finally got it, spoke ass. Let's get to the nitty grade. If
- 46:16it's this time period, we hate it man. He and the boys down
- 46:20at the prison. We went to the to the zoo and we called us
- 46:22a monkey. King the canoe Olbandon has been saying it's been caught. Uh
- 46:31yeah, the city is safe. You won't have to worry about those crowd
- 46:34again. All the canoe for purchase and use. We went to the zoo
- 46:39and we got us a monkey. That's a shame. Yeah, came bro,
- 46:49Why did too much? Like we were having workouts at the school and
- 46:55to the players like hey, coach, kids, come here for a second,
- 46:58and it was like, now don't ask him. Asking him, I'm
- 47:00like what there was like out of these two which one of them looks more
- 47:06like a monkey. I'm like, I'm not doing. I'm like, I'm
- 47:08not doing this. Yes, I didn't choose any actually look more like which
- 47:19one look more chimpish? I am not? I am not I am Now
- 47:23when you looked at it, I was like, I was like black History
- 47:25was a few months ago, guys, you looked at them, how much
- 47:29I would not actually look like I was not partaking. I wasn't even looking
- 47:32for any monkey features. We're not doing this. We're not doing this.
- 47:37Monkey is crazy. I was like, no, not just just what a
- 47:42monkey future? What do you see when you see monkey bees? Well,
- 47:46they were black first starters, starters, two niggas standing in front of me.
- 47:53I'm like, no, we're not doing this, We're not doing that's
- 47:57crazy. You don't have to sayone. But was there in there, you
- 48:00know, one of those niggas. One You had to go home and think
- 48:06about that and just take it the tickets bad, said his little monkey ask
- 48:13why would ask me that question? I don't want to ask you that,
- 48:17Like, why would Dustin asked me that question? I hate Oh I would
- 48:23have been in tears though that black people. He said, no, no,
- 48:27don't ask him, don't ask him. No, I'm asking now,
- 48:29I'm asking he would think this is funny keating like coach keaty and all here
- 48:37that what I was like, maybe an actual monkey, which one of the
- 48:40one was more like a monkey. He's like, what did you say?
- 48:47Okay, that's that's because they be the nigga that was asking was the one
- 48:53that looked the most like him. But they'd be founding the clips on social
- 48:58media. They're like, oh, no, that'd be a good pot well
- 49:00no, it was no, no, that that would be a good pod
- 49:01question. Something else was a good pod question. I'm like, no,
- 49:05we're not doing this. They give you good bro, they they give me
- 49:12should do one and then no, no, all right. So they asked
- 49:15us earlier, you're in a burning house. You can only save two things
- 49:22your mom. Okay, very high school question. So high school, your
- 49:28mom, your wife, your two kids? Each kid is individual? Huh
- 49:34or five million dollars? Which you saving? What are we doing? O?
- 49:40That's crazy, it's crazy. It's crazy. You saved the five million.
- 49:45You just get all new of all of that. One. I was
- 49:51like, how old were the kids? There was like thirteen fourteen. I'm
- 49:55like, oh, they have to house, they damnselves. And if my
- 49:59wife ain't fouled one suit. Hey, that's up to her. I'm sorry.
- 50:01If my mama can't walk, I'm gonna lift up, grab the five
- 50:05mil. We walk in there. Everybody else follow suit. Come on,
- 50:07come on, you cheating the system? How thought you? You just told
- 50:09niggas to save themselves. That's not the question. You better crack that window,
- 50:13jump out. They're all depending on you. Like say, they're all
- 50:17have broken ankles and they can't help. Everybody's Peter Griffin. Everybody just broken.
- 50:22Everybody's in there. No Achilles killing. Everybody just blew out. So
- 50:29they need your help. The only way they're getting out is if you help
- 50:32them. Can We don't know who left Achilles? Time all together? Time
- 50:42up by the good flipping. I just know that five mils, all of
- 50:50the four gotta fight for it. My papers to shoot it out either way,
- 50:54we missing somebody, ain't honey? You lost? Is okay? What
- 50:58do we What do we say about being a good sport? Come on,
- 51:01lost, fair and square, gotta set a good example. Yeah, paper
- 51:06covers rock. Now, sit there, you be paper covers rock. It's
- 51:09just blazing. You sit there, you be a good girl, and you
- 51:14die. Okay, see you on the other side, bookies, very crazymember.
- 51:23Daddy always loves you. Oh gosh, m damn Daddy even think about
- 51:30you when you're in heaven. Thank you for your sacrifice. Next question,
- 51:38I'll get you a good tasket. Oh my god, I hope so go
- 51:46thig a cereal bowl. Put him in the clock. You know I'm gonna
- 51:52be nice. We'll put him in i'nna put him in a Stanley Mudge turn
- 51:54them all the time, Stanley, turn him into us a saying time Jones,
- 52:00Wow, an hour glass, Simon saying, and we make it.
- 52:10We can use it when we play. Anne. Thanks for your help,
- 52:16girl. All right, flip over Stacy, God damn Stacey. You quit.
- 52:22No kids, so it's gotta be another car. So flip over me.
- 52:29All my kids gonna be ks, have a family kds mm hmm.
- 52:35Okay, now are they gonna be names that should start with a K?
- 52:38Or just ship? No, I'm not a Christian. I'm not gonna be
- 52:42like David. No, Pleasevid, like Noah doing that? Please? Please?
- 52:52David. Now, Cad Brandon, you have a Cardesia. Michael Michael
- 53:02Came, Michael Marcus, Marcus Marcus go caa Marcus, go Marcus, a
- 53:23little backslip, almost laying on the head. It's crazy. More Keenan Questions
- 53:30Questions twenty sixteen Cam Newton plus four Keenan's with prep time Verse twenty sixteen Deontay
- 53:37Wilder. All five of you are getting slumped. Yeah, so you gotta
- 53:43take Canon So no, no, wait, I'm taking Deontay Wilder. So
- 53:46Cam Newton plus four canes with prep time versus Deontay Wilder. Oh vers de
- 53:51Wilder? Yeah, Oh my gosh. The bronze bomb, bronze bomber,
- 53:55bomber. Nigga Keens are just there for hooks decoration. Yeah, Jesus Christ,
- 54:05you know who he is, right, Yes, I do. I
- 54:07just making sure. But what there's no no like Cam Newton can only help
- 54:12you so much. That's fine, but it's also for Nigga's getting jumped.
- 54:15He's not getting jumped. You out with one punch man, Yes for you,
- 54:22yes, yes, yes, he is okay. So while while he's
- 54:25hitting one, are we all in the line just waiting for him to be
- 54:29doesn't matter. He's not fucking Jackie Chan six six. I don't give a
- 54:34fuck. If he's eight feet tall, you should no, I shouldn't got
- 54:37I don't understand. Motherfucker's get jumped. You getting jumped staying no, no,
- 54:43no, y'all see him fight one no, no, no, no
- 54:45no, no clop exists. He is one v one. Have you seen
- 54:49him fight multiple people? No, So he's getting jumped. He's getting jumped.
- 54:53Sure, some people may get hurt, but he is getting jumped.
- 54:57Nigga, he's getting before he's jump like that. Don't after keating Number three?
- 55:07Is yall hanging? I just don't understand motherfuckers is getting jumped. You
- 55:12need to understand. He's a pal boxer, sure boxer, not fucking superhero.
- 55:20He's not Goku one punch. He's fighting niggas who don't probably needs one
- 55:25punch for each of you. He's including camp. He has to. He
- 55:30has to hit everybody. He has to hit everybody everybody everyone, Yes,
- 55:37yes, and you know what he's gonna step out of that get three feet
- 55:40of separation and half of us. He's not dodging ten fists ten ten ten
- 55:49at the same time. It could be, it could be at the same
- 55:52time the alternating fists. He's not dodging half. To imagine he does he
- 55:57doesn't. What do you mean he doesn't he hate that he got he could
- 56:00eat it. He could eat it. He's nor he's used to getting one
- 56:05punched on that amount of time. I want you to no, no,
- 56:09for a second, I just want to accept what you're saying. You're right,
- 56:13he's not used to writing multiple people. And yes, he's used to
- 56:19taking one punch at the time. He's not used to taking all these punches.
- 56:23And he's only used to taking punches. But he's used to taking punches
- 56:28from other other box highly trained professional boxes. I know for I know for
- 56:32a fact, four Keenan's and one Cam Newton punching is harder than anybody.
- 56:37He's he's ever the five of us hitting him, the five of us hitting
- 56:44him. No, no, I'm not no, no, they are heavyweight
- 56:51boxers. The five of us do this two literally, Matt that that's literally
- 56:57impossible. And this isn't that literally? No, No, that's literally impossible.
- 57:01That is literally impossible, can it? How would you get out of
- 57:06getting no? No, no, no, no no, no, how
- 57:07would you what's your strategy? If you're getting jumped? How do you get
- 57:08out of that? You gotta run? What the fuck do you think he's
- 57:14gonna do. When he gets out of that and he turns back looking at
- 57:17you, he's gonna be looking at four of me. He's gonna pick one,
- 57:22and he's gonna pick it, then the other one, the other ones,
- 57:27the other ones. Then they No, nobody's that he's not. He's
- 57:31not that quick. He's very quick, you don't know. But he's going
- 57:37to get one person. People. One person we are talking you have to
- 57:39locate the other person. Are talking about Prime, a professional boxer wilder who's
- 57:45fighting one person, not multiple. His name is don't give me. I
- 57:50don't give a fuck. He's don't give a fuck. Who do you know
- 57:54who? I don't give it? No, No, I do I do
- 57:58to this day? I get it? Sure, yes, but no,
- 58:01Prime, and you're not a fighter. Neither is Cam. He would put
- 58:05he we don't. We don't have to be fighters. This nigga doesn't have
- 58:07ultra instinct. Would die, yes, one v one, Yes, Kim
- 58:12would die. But if Cam has some people by him side, Cam will
- 58:15be fine. You know what, You're lucky. You're lucky. I don't
- 58:17have Can News number anymore. Otherwise I would call him right now and like
- 58:20yo, Cam can you tell this nigga sounds crazy. I just I just
- 58:24don't. I know that we're here for comedic effects. But we can't just
- 58:31let logic go out the window. So logically, logically, logically, logically,
- 58:37your best bet is to jump him correctly, which is that's what's happening.
- 58:39What's happened. Let's say let's assume you do jump them and that's successful,
- 58:43and all five of you jump him at the same time. The only
- 58:46possible way you guys are coming out of that. You have to take him
- 58:52to the ground. You have to If anything short of that, all one
- 58:57of us gotta do is punch him in a dick. Punch him in a
- 58:59dick. Other person punched him in the throat. He's disabled. He's disabled,
- 59:02he's disabled, unarmed. Just that, okay, because but because,
- 59:08Yeah, I'll give you a kick. No, he's a fucking boxer.
- 59:15If you if you getting there and start fighting dirty, Yeah, it's a
- 59:17fight. What rules? We got a bet? We got a bits in
- 59:22the bay of the suit with a fucking number card. No, just anything,
- 59:25you're gonna go in there and start punching niggas in the tivity dick got
- 59:30to the death. What I didn't say y'all are dying. It's not to
- 59:34the death. You're just you're just a casualty of war. You just happen
- 59:38to die. People die boxing. You're not supposed to die. Now,
- 59:42Yes, okay, If niggas going there and started stumping on toes, biting
- 59:45out tongue everything, all that ship, sure, y'all niggas got it.
- 59:49You start gouging out eyes, ain't no possibly. But if you're going no
- 59:53possibly, y'all going there like enough, it is six foot seven Deontay Wader
- 1:00:00with an eight foot wingspan, that nigga might just hit you up with a
- 1:00:01fucking tornado like this. Just start spinning, y'all. Gotta blade, that's
- 1:00:08the thing. Y'all gotta get in the crazy ya gotta get in there.
- 1:00:14That's why he was so special. Hit his dick like even we're gonna go
- 1:00:16with the punch dick punching. You gotta get in there to do it.
- 1:00:21What is that? What are you doing right now? I'm leaning back,
- 1:00:24I'm kicking from and he's still his head is gonna be so, he's still
- 1:00:31right on the bus. So so so you're gonna slip right, You're just
- 1:00:36gonna see it coming. Actually slipping tacoma, slip to sleep. Listen,
- 1:00:42his his wingspan is fucking eight feet. His reach, his one arm isn't
- 1:00:45eight feet. So we gotta remember that. Okay, you gotta remember that.
- 1:00:50Okay, Birds of your head and that nigga going, don't get dropped
- 1:00:58to drop one of you. That's the blood out your body, that's the
- 1:01:01last. Will give you a homemade dials. Just punch all the blood out
- 1:01:10your body, nigga. That's that's that's homemade dials. That dirty going about
- 1:01:16it. That they will punch the ear wax out your ass, nigga,
- 1:01:21punch your ears clean. I hear everything. God, it's loud. Here
- 1:01:29a World War two ringing shell shock. Help me, kid him punch him
- 1:01:44in the dick. You didn't punch him in the dick? Dude, Why
- 1:02:07that's happened? Can you see a punch coming from the side? Oh?
- 1:02:13My God, can't know for Yeah, I'm slumped broken. What's the next
- 1:02:24question? Lamon? What's the next question? But everything was like one kidd
- 1:02:34and gets up like Cam Newton is splitting half on the other side. Is
- 1:02:37to see the opening see the invincible? Yeah, Cam, his hands on
- 1:02:47keeping number five man madness right now and the Dreadsnjamin they got his dress wrapped
- 1:02:58around. Gotta get there, we gotta go for the pan Oh my gosh,
- 1:03:13oh my god, I got I don't want the ship with the bomb
- 1:03:22squad. This comes through. They really call him the bomb bomber. And
- 1:03:32then like the Brooklyn Bamber Brown Bombers and Shohn's bomber, he's really the brons
- 1:03:37bomber. Mm hmm. Yeah. Just sending questions. But Keenan fighting different,
- 1:03:49different PCE scenario because that really inspires the passion. Kennan gets passion.
- 1:03:53No, because gotta literally just take logic out of everything and gott just go
- 1:03:58for the jokes. I'm like, no, this is it is it is
- 1:04:01it literally is. I just gave you this scenario and that lodger I said,
- 1:04:04listen in the conversation is done. It's done. No, I said,
- 1:04:10if don't fight dirty at that, we're fighting this this this is this.
- 1:04:14Then said and then you said you got to get close. Sure who's
- 1:04:17gonna be the first one to get close the same time? Sure you can't
- 1:04:21throw your ace camera. I think I think you have it. It's definitely
- 1:04:26gonna be some sacrifice, if anything, No, if anything, you throw
- 1:04:28Camwton out there first and then the rest. You know, use Cam as
- 1:04:31a decoy. He's the big like you leave with the blitz and let But
- 1:04:35the only you have to you have to pray Cam last more than four seconds
- 1:04:42because if he doesn't, I believe, I believe you can hang it in.
- 1:04:45I don't know, riding on your camp. That's a lot of pressure
- 1:04:47on cam. Man saw him in the Super Bowl. Man. Whoever asked
- 1:04:51that this coming back to your came on and panther day they depending on your
- 1:04:56tears. Bro, Oh my god, I can't last. I laught that
- 1:05:00hard last time we talked about this. I don't even think I laughed out
- 1:05:06imagine thinking, you know, when they had the musical falling like the middle
- 1:05:30all right, thank you, thank you? Whoever is asked that was great.
- 1:05:38M m hmm. Oh, I can't do that. I really wish
- 1:05:47the old question link work, but I will find something awesome. Eric.
- 1:05:53Now, would you rather, okay, would you rather gain all the knowledge
- 1:05:59from books just by touching them, or gain any physical skill by watching a
- 1:06:02video of it? I would say I would say all the knowledge just from
- 1:06:11the book just not touching it. Mmm. I'm taking the video video because
- 1:06:17you could just take a video of whatever is a knowledge. I mean,
- 1:06:20you could just touch the book, but you have knowledge of it. You
- 1:06:24don't know how to do it like I have knowledge. But if you see
- 1:06:27the video, you have the skill. Yeah, I'm going straight for the
- 1:06:30You could do a lot, You could do a lot. I don't think
- 1:06:32it's really a wrong answer. No, it's not, because you be very
- 1:06:35knowledgeable about that. But I'm trying to put it to use. Yeah,
- 1:06:41facts, I'll be able to beat up Deontay Wilder mm hmmm, or be
- 1:06:48coaching Keenan. All right, here's what you do, Keenan, how to
- 1:06:54achieve miracles. Videos of the Bible reenacts look like Goku versus cell comm ha
- 1:07:10may ha, dude, canig If you can learn to com you're really testing.
- 1:07:20No, he's not, didn't. I'm definitely taking comedy. I'm taking
- 1:07:27solo. He learned, man, if he just learned the little bullshit ass
- 1:07:32destruct man. If I can learn how to fly like Videla, I'm not
- 1:07:39gonna lie. I had to try to just sit there and go waiting for
- 1:07:43the you did that? I did never see that video like lay back in
- 1:07:46the world, start him over days. That kid trying to go super It's
- 1:07:49a classic classic. What's that kid doing now? Still trying to go super
- 1:07:55same with no bitches. He's a TikTok do your thing? Find out what
- 1:07:59that kid is doing now he's uh, he's NPC Spider Man. Yeah yo
- 1:08:03yo snapping, he'd be like wilding Now he's actually thirty something. I think
- 1:08:10he's active. He's thirty something. He's like thirty one, thirty two.
- 1:08:13I thought he was like eighteen. You thought I swear black cracking. He's
- 1:08:16thirty something. He's definitely really young. He's like he was going off on
- 1:08:21it. He was like, there're thirty thousand people. God, damn's in
- 1:08:25the fucking galaxy. It's in the galaxy. Putter, but put the button
- 1:08:30that niggas be fucking man. He tapping like that. There're thirty thousand people
- 1:08:36and it's goddamn life right now. Thirty thousand people got damn pressed the buttons
- 1:08:44in the galaxies. But that takes out serious, bro. If you they
- 1:08:48if you're still doing MPC stuff now, trying to get a bag, bro,
- 1:08:51say you didn't get enough of a bag. What's like come on,
- 1:08:55it's not even that though, because now people going there in they battle,
- 1:08:58like have you seen that, like the battles uh huh. So you can
- 1:09:00like battle people on TikTok like whoever like gets more gifts all against So yeah,
- 1:09:05you gotta battle to get more gifts, like because the gifts are money,
- 1:09:09right, So yeah, people be sending money. So even when I
- 1:09:12go live on TikTok, people be sending me stuff. But when you battle
- 1:09:15your your lie, like, you're more likely to get more because you're going
- 1:09:18against another TikToker who has a people watching them themselves. So yeah, it's
- 1:09:25crazy. We just look it up. No, this is something else about
- 1:09:32a question. Nor TikTok bat is crazy saying, my boy little he be
- 1:09:39doing it. They be sending money too. Maybe you can definitely make a
- 1:09:44thousand dollars in a day on there easily easily, but you gotta be on
- 1:09:48there a lot mm hmm. So that's why you do that ship every day
- 1:09:55bills. Yeah, yeah, it's full time TikTokers at this point because that
- 1:09:58shit goes straight to it'll go straight there. Look into your PayPal nice mm
- 1:10:03hmm. I was just like, also, I just got paid from Twitter
- 1:10:06for the first time. That was cool. I'm really mm hmm a little
- 1:10:11stack. What tweeting? You had to volunteer? Yeah, I don't be
- 1:10:17on Twitter, so but you got the gold one. Mm hmmm mm hm.
- 1:10:23You paid for the Twitter. Yeah, yeah, that's the way.
- 1:10:26It's the only way. He didn't how much you paid for it. He
- 1:10:28was like eleven hours a month American dollas. Mm hmmm. Yeah, that's
- 1:10:34more than I played for my Apple stories. That's three times more. That's
- 1:10:40true too. Got to risk it for the biscus. Did it just to
- 1:10:44see like how I can get paid? And now I see that was the
- 1:10:46first time you got paid. Mm hmm okay, was it? Like?
- 1:10:51Does it? Does it seem worth it? Yes? If you do this
- 1:10:56all the time, yeah, hell yeah, if you or if they like
- 1:10:59those people that be viral tweets every day, Yes, they're making money on
- 1:11:02it easily. Yeah I'm not. Yeah I'm not, but you gotta.
- 1:11:09Those are the people that be on there stealing tweets and ship Yeah. I
- 1:11:12hate that. There's no and it doesn't It's all about your impressions, So
- 1:11:15it doesn't matter if you stole the tweet or not. So that's why when
- 1:11:17you go through different viral videos like in the thread, it's just a bunch
- 1:11:21of other videos or other bunch of it's just because it's all about your impressions.
- 1:11:27That's why. Yeah, some people are just ship posting, non sup
- 1:11:31spamming yep, and that's how they get paid. M hm hmmm. Yeah.
- 1:11:41Next question, y'all ever seen a woman so fine that you were left
- 1:11:44speechless? As in, you couldn't think of any words to say. I
- 1:11:46didn't mean, I don't mean you see her and chose not to speak,
- 1:11:49but you literally cannot. No, I haven't. But when I saw that
- 1:12:01video of you know, the one of jan when she's on that the camera
- 1:12:06was trying to interview her when he was like, that probably been the one
- 1:12:12time I would have felt like that because she looked absolutely beautiful in that video.
- 1:12:15That was crazy. I mean I started regardless, So you know that's
- 1:12:18not something I'm a stud of regardless, So it's not like like I'm overtaking
- 1:12:25by beauty. It's not because you're beautiful. I just haven't got trust me,
- 1:12:30trust me, it's not you, But it's just I got speech impediments.
- 1:12:34Don't play to yourself yeah, I don't think I've ever seen a woman
- 1:12:39obviously. Yeah, I've seen a bunch of beautiful women, but I don't
- 1:12:42not that bad. That takes file. I can't speak that one went out
- 1:12:47to say, nah, take my breath away. When you saw a little
- 1:12:49mama, Now that was crazy, like, oh my god, I'm looking
- 1:12:55at Bible. No, oh my gosh, No, you weren't there.
- 1:13:00We saw her in Detroit. That was that was crazy. She looks,
- 1:13:03she looks stunning shot as Oh my gosh, she did. She does not
- 1:13:09look like that at all in person. Especially. Is it true that I
- 1:13:13was supposed to be sweetness? That's what it is. I can see it.
- 1:13:18I should was supposed to be sweetness. But apparently he would have took
- 1:13:23too much of the budget. Makes sense, of course. Yeah, he
- 1:13:27was a hush you gotta band. Apparently I looked like sweetness. No,
- 1:13:30not anymore. Why don't you sweetness for Halloween? Once? No, that
- 1:13:38was a couple of years ago. Yeah mm hm hm. Next question,
- 1:13:44what was everyone's most down bad childhood crush? I had Zinda on my mind
- 1:13:47since day one. Down bad? Why is that down? Why it is
- 1:13:50down bad? But that's what they know? What down bad means big facts.
- 1:13:55I don't know. I was. I thought he was gonna say,
- 1:13:57like trust Stratus or something that's not even that's not about I said, that's
- 1:14:00not that's advanced horniness. It was like I still got that post on my
- 1:14:05dance horning. This is crazy down bad. Mm hmmm. I don't know
- 1:14:12down bad. I don't think I had a down bad thing. But also
- 1:14:15I think all my crush were justified. Like I don't because my crushing it's
- 1:14:19not like Sarah Day like, yeah, I don't have anything like that,
- 1:14:23not like Corey out here, just like crushing over Sarah Jay mm hmmm.
- 1:14:29Crazy who else we got? Yeah, I don't think I had a down
- 1:14:32bad crush. Oh yeah, like a down It's not like I like I
- 1:14:41was crushing on the Dell when she was chubby or something like that. You
- 1:14:43know what I say, Yeah, we know you don't like that's a rumor,
- 1:14:49yes, just a rumor. Gam But that's the first thing that goes
- 1:14:55to right mm hmm, joke saying it might be Minley Cyrus when I was
- 1:14:59young that was down bad. That is down bad. I mean I was
- 1:15:01Also she's a child, so back then she was not a mess. She
- 1:15:05was another child. She was another child star another child, just a child,
- 1:15:11Like I don't know WHOA can't I can't think of one. I don't
- 1:15:15know, that's all right, I don't know what that question means. I
- 1:15:19don't know, never mind like why I was in the day of there perfect
- 1:15:26timing? Which bow wa movie do you think was better? Like Mike Rollbounce
- 1:15:31like Mike, like Mike, like Mike, but the equally great so but
- 1:15:36I like, like Mike's impact was way but it said a better movie.
- 1:15:43Rollbounds was funny. We're talking about plots. Robounds was definitely funnier than actually
- 1:15:47realistic opinionated of course, because like it's horribly on like Mike was. Just
- 1:15:56that doesn't make it. It was he got shoes on and started dunking from
- 1:16:00the three point line as a child, as a little boy, a little
- 1:16:04his shoes broke. He was like, damn, my NBA career is over.
- 1:16:09No, it's not just get out there and believe no to do a
- 1:16:13cross over swatted, Oh no, actually still in the NBA is a fucking
- 1:16:17five ft thirteen year olds being adopted by your teammate. Yeah, Legra,
- 1:16:26I didn't get that until like later, what a joke. I haven't seen
- 1:16:30it so long. He went to he had allergies and he went to to
- 1:16:34like CBS and he tried to get the girl's name, and he was like
- 1:16:39a legra. She's like, no, like, I'm prescribing you agra.
- 1:16:45Ni. It was very stupid. That's the one. Yeah, I'm stick
- 1:16:48with like Mike. I'm going I'm stick like like Mike. But still two
- 1:16:53very amazing movies. Like you have to look at how much time we have
- 1:16:59left for this question? No, I'm just seeing how I was left,
- 1:17:00because who knows where this might go. You guys might get mad at me
- 1:17:05for asking, But would you pick cotton for three hundred fifty dollars an hour?
- 1:17:11Yes, Mike, Yes, yeah, yes, yes. How long
- 1:17:18are you picking? How long do you need me to? Okay, it's
- 1:17:25three hundred fifty dollars an hour? Yeah, I get I'm in there six
- 1:17:30days a week and collecting my PTO and you best believe I'll be back when
- 1:17:34I get back on vacation. Okay, Yeah, rest those fingers, but
- 1:17:40I'm sorry. Yeah, no cotton gin for you. I'm getting three fifty
- 1:17:45an hour. I don't need no cotton gin. That's for pussies. Put
- 1:17:47that away. I'm getting three. I'm getting it out the mud baby fair
- 1:17:55enough an hour. My hands looked like these hands like this. That's like
- 1:18:00putting on mother. Now. I love those videos. I've been meaning to
- 1:18:12make one of them, like for DJ. But yeah, I'm picking cotton
- 1:18:15three fifty an hour? What? Yeah, not even thinking twice, not
- 1:18:19even thinking twice. Honestly, I might wait for I might work four hours,
- 1:18:23four day work weeks. Yeah, just optimized. How much money do
- 1:18:27I really need? Exactly what you think about it? The cotton picking wasn't
- 1:18:30really the bad part I work at, Yeah, I be a millionaire.
- 1:18:36It was the non payment part. Yeah, it was like it was the
- 1:18:41lack of compensation. Lack of compensation, the aggressive whipping I did, the
- 1:18:45math I work at. Yeah, I'll be a millionaire, the dehumanization,
- 1:18:51all that, all that that came with it. But if I have HR
- 1:18:56involved flocking in, yeah, is it union? I us you know,
- 1:19:03for too much? I'm I can get over time because I'm hourly. Sure.
- 1:19:08All I'm saying is at three fifty, the benefits gotta be great,
- 1:19:13have to be no cope getting that shit free. I'm covered. I'm covered,
- 1:19:19okay, dental, I health health, all that. Three fifte an
- 1:19:27hour. Nigga, I'm pulling up to the cotton field in a fucking cyber
- 1:19:30truck. My nigga, I am. I'm getting dropped off by Elon Musk
- 1:19:38himself. Ill must see it. All right, Bro, all right,
- 1:19:43big dog, I crash my ship, bitch, I gotta clear this whole
- 1:19:45field. God damn, bro, let's get to it three feet in an
- 1:19:51hour. Umar would be proud of me, bumping get rich of It'd be
- 1:20:00funny because it was just you're the only one manually picking. It's just a
- 1:20:02bunch of machines. You just no, no, no, no no,
- 1:20:08you gotta pick. Come while listening to Mini man. Now I'm listening to
- 1:20:11Anthony Hamilton. Oh hell, listen to Charlene On repeating the inspiration. Oh
- 1:20:20man, this is a ridiculous question, but I like it more ridiculousness,
- 1:20:26more ridiculous than that. Hello and ts, I have a serious question.
- 1:20:30No you don't know, they don't. Would you rather have a dick on
- 1:20:33for a nose like squidward or have a row of dick's pointing out your spine
- 1:20:36like a stegasaurs have a blessed My brother's usgas sores. Uh, I have
- 1:20:43a dick nose or tails? No, your spine like oh, just coming
- 1:20:49out of your back. I'd rather have that because at least I can cover
- 1:20:53that up. Yeah, Jack, I'm not having a meat on my nose.
- 1:20:59All they function dicks. He might he might be a turn in a
- 1:21:01little freak off. You gotta over here, direction your BacT just like this.
- 1:21:08Your shirt's just poking up. Turn around? Why is your got a
- 1:21:14row of chases out here? Just they're out here doing the slot they're doing.
- 1:21:19I'm just laying on my stomach and got a whole bunch of girls just
- 1:21:21over here bouncing off. Wow, that's crazy. Wow, they're doing the
- 1:21:26ten person canoe exactly. Struck struck they're rushing, isn't that what the That's
- 1:21:34how they sounded the video. I don't see you that is you remember that
- 1:21:40struck struck? Where is that from? About? There was rolling the boat
- 1:21:47somewhere when he was Smitty man Man Jimson. Yeah, no, that's that's
- 1:21:54the he's number one, Yeah, ah, honest with you. He was
- 1:21:58Leif Ericsson. Oh, I've seen this somewhere yeah, happy, leave your
- 1:22:04action day, you're getting good. Yeah. You have twenty four hours to
- 1:22:10complete these four activities, run a mile, drink a beer, eat a
- 1:22:15donut, and jerk off. But you have to do it in these increments
- 1:22:18six, twelve, eighteen and twenty four. What order would you do these
- 1:22:23in? Six twelve eighteen twenty four? And you said, how long is
- 1:22:27it? What is this? Is that hours? No, that's twenty four
- 1:22:30hours to complete the four activities. So it's really asking like you have to
- 1:22:35pick for each activity six six, eighteen twenty four, So it's like either
- 1:22:40twenty four times jerking off or like so it can't be that run a mile,
- 1:22:46No, I think it has to be like run six miles. Well
- 1:22:50that's messed up. So it's a mile, donuts, jerking off, and
- 1:22:55what's the other one? Drink a beer, drink a beer. So so
- 1:23:00six you said six six twelve eighteen twenty six twelve, I'm gonna eat twenty
- 1:23:04four donuts. Yeah, I'm going to drink sixteen beers, eighteen eighteen beers.
- 1:23:13I'm gonna run twelve miles then jerking off six times? Yeah, switch
- 1:23:20that yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yeah, twelve miles jerking off
- 1:23:24six times, Cause sign jerk off any more than six times, you're just
- 1:23:28gonna rip your shit. That's gonna beat to twenty four hours. That's gonna
- 1:23:31be black and blue. Bro, you got twenty twenty four hour hours.
- 1:23:35I think twenty four hours. Isn't that bad? That's not that bad.
- 1:23:38Oh no, no, that's fine. Twenty four hours to beat you dick
- 1:23:41twelve times once every two hours, you gotta bust twelve times. That's crazy.
- 1:23:47Ain't shit coming out that after the fourth You're just doing it for the
- 1:23:53sugar water sugar Wars sign a turtle. That's going to sound like all right,
- 1:24:03yeah, yeah, now that's that's I mean twenty four drinking sixteen or
- 1:24:08eighteen beers, twelve miles, running six six six nuts, six nuts,
- 1:24:14that's that's lots of plans or anything else. You're wild. I like that.
- 1:24:17Yeah, I'll wrong with that. I mean, you're going, ok,
- 1:24:25twelve beers, eighteen miles, that's doable. To eighteen miles is a
- 1:24:28lot of miles. And I'm not a runner neither mine. I can't run
- 1:24:30yet, that's true. I'm not a runner. I hate it. They
- 1:24:35say that people after you turn thirty all of a sudden, you just want
- 1:24:41to start running. I haven't hit that yet. That sounds white. I
- 1:24:44haven't hit that white, very white. You don't hate it enough to drink
- 1:24:47off six more times though, Nope, not twelve nuts is wild. Twelve
- 1:24:56nuts is wild. But if you do the math, it's obtainable. Mm
- 1:25:00hmmm A not every two hours, it's a obtainable you can do everything.
- 1:25:04I feel like, I feel like after like the third or fourth, like
- 1:25:09the refactory period just its exponent. It's slowing down. No, it's getting
- 1:25:13longer. The period is slowing down, like it's just getting further and further.
- 1:25:18I think you really planted out well, proper hydration, you got it,
- 1:25:25prep time, you got it. At that point, they can't use
- 1:25:27a hand flashlight. Yeah, I gotta used the pocket pust after it's gonna
- 1:25:32start hurrying. It's gonna hurt regardless. You're really really thinking. You gotta
- 1:25:39change each Yeah you're changing each mold? Yeah? How how many mold?
- 1:25:45Yeah you just gotta buy multiple mm hmm okay, Slasha Gray, mm hmm.
- 1:25:55Somebody else. The great value version comes, sure, a great value
- 1:25:59probably sell one. They have to Amazon. They say that Amazon got ship
- 1:26:03Ton, Amazon Essentials or whatever Amazon brand is, they have a brand of
- 1:26:11flesh wouldn't be surprised. Amazon Essential Fleshlights sick. Yeah, they're sick in
- 1:26:18the game. Four thousand ratings, five stars rating. Or you get the
- 1:26:25little egg Johns because it comes like eight in the pack, each one got
- 1:26:28different textures on the inside. Bulk ordering flash lights, Oh no not,
- 1:26:32it's a pack of them, so it's it's not like bulk, it's just
- 1:26:34how they come, like a pack of socks exactly. Mm hmmm. So
- 1:26:42for your deck socks for your cocks, m hm, slacks for your cocks.
- 1:26:45Nts flesh lights comes on and what Colona Willies what huh? That would
- 1:26:54be wild clone buttles. No, no, that's not what I mean.
- 1:26:58Goddamn clone Willie and sell it to the people. That's not a fleshlight though,
- 1:27:01it's not a fleshlight, but it would be or the means whoever wants
- 1:27:06it. I mean, I couldn't do anything about that. Yeah, now
- 1:27:15why somebody go, oh I'll buy that? Yeah, horny as hell,
- 1:27:18somebody would definitely buy that. Was he gonna get twelve orders tonight before the
- 1:27:25po comes out, So I hear you're selling dial Del's elsie. Are they
- 1:27:30are real? Mold of you? No, you get it. There's only
- 1:27:34one way to find out. You gotta try that, and then you trying
- 1:27:38to really think, Hello, that's good good salesman, sales salesmanship. Hell
- 1:27:46yeah for a bad hell yeah, I'll slut you out. Mm hmmm hmm.
- 1:27:49Somebody got get this out of Delaware, Bishop don Juan. Mm hmmm
- 1:27:55all right, Uh maybe another tier three to close it out. What are
- 1:28:00you doing if your girl doesn't pass the uncle test? Nothing? My uncle.
- 1:28:11I love my uncle. Though I see you, nephew, I don't
- 1:28:14need to see ship nigga, Actually keep your honest to yourself, to be
- 1:28:16honest, I'm mind jeorish. Yeah, I mean I wouldn't you know what
- 1:28:23I'm saying. I trust my own judgment. I feel like I know when
- 1:28:28I got a battye on my hands. In the words Eric Bellinger, if
- 1:28:31they ain't looking at one, okay, luck, he's sleepy, sleepy.
- 1:28:39I'm never sleep ship on that here. This is gonna be your favorite never.
- 1:28:59Oh. Eric Balancher is definitely one of the corny niggas who makes great
- 1:29:01music. I'll see that, my nigga is he's like Trevor Jackson, the
- 1:29:09Trevor Jackson of Jason Derulus. Those are those are good good and that's a
- 1:29:15that's a Trevor Jackson of Jason Derulos. I don't even know what that means.
- 1:29:21Think about it, put it together. I know, Jackson of Jason
- 1:29:27Derulos. And then you think of yourself. This is a big bull of
- 1:29:30mid because it is. Remember that took when trying to do that the freestyle.
- 1:29:39He was like, that's Trevor niggas finish drink. That's really really Hey,
- 1:29:58what happened? Never heard? So Cordy, she got a new song
- 1:30:03out that's not bad Trevor Jackson. Which one heard? I one? I
- 1:30:08like the one before that. Uh it was the one with looking kind of
- 1:30:13crazy. I have to find it. But I digress. Enough trip talking,
- 1:30:19she said, tonight I Abby Man's house. M hm, all Mike
- 1:30:25sit us out. You sure, yeah, all right, Well once you
- 1:30:31said already, you know it's time to go. And at the end of
- 1:30:34the day to the day is going to end. It is the end of
- 1:30:38our program today. Yeah, Glow, it's been so lovely to have you
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- 1:31:45Yeah Glow. Yeah, I think yeah, all right, guys,
- 1:31:48we will see you next week same time. Say bye bye, bye,
- 1:31:53bye bye. I'm currently in Madrid right now. I think I'm like you,
- 1:31:59going to the stadium. I'll shout you all talking to my boy Flow
- 1:32:03Quarantino for hey, they don't do that. Take take the NTS flag and
- 1:32:12flight over the stadium. Also something that just recently happened. Cameron was on
- 1:32:15CNN talking about NNNY for what it's it's not this can't be good for what
- 1:32:24that's his hands? Is he? Yes? They? Who? Who?
- 1:32:30Camera? Who? Who? And his party let him go on CNN.
- 1:32:35Ah, that's all. Nothing good happens when Cameron is on TV, live
- 1:32:43television. We let's that's all folks that