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RIP Robert Adolph Beam | Wednesday 10.16.24 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: It is time to leave your worries outside and come
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  Speaker 1: laugh with us inside the treehouse. I'm Daniel Malley along
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  Speaker 1: with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma on a Wednesday Wednesday,
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  Speaker 1: October sixteenth, twenty twenty four. Happy Wednesday to you, Raj,
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  Speaker 1: and to you too, Daniel. Happy Wednesday to you, Tray.
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  Speaker 2: Happy hump Day to you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of hump days, we ended the show yesterday
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  Speaker 1: trying to figure out how many kids it would take
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  Speaker 1: for Trey not to date Megan Fox. And that's just
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  Speaker 1: the stupidest thing I think I'll say all day, but
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  Speaker 1: but I'm enjoying it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it sent me on a Megan Fox down
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  Speaker 2: the Megan Fox rabbit hole.
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  Speaker 1: So yesterday we were trying to figure out, okay, how
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  Speaker 1: many kids would be too many kids for Tray's crazy
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  Speaker 1: hot matrix. And when we talk about the crazy hot matrix,
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  Speaker 1: we don't mean crazy hot, we mean crazy versus hot
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  Speaker 1: in relation to one another that Tray sort of not judges,
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  Speaker 1: but rates, although in a respectful manner. Women. So Trey,
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  Speaker 1: before we dive in deeper to Megan Fox's crazy hot
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  Speaker 1: matrix and how many kids it would take for you
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  Speaker 1: to date, as we mentioned, especially if you shut up
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  Speaker 1: for a first date with her and her kids at
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  Speaker 1: an Applebee's because that's where you know, moms with three
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  Speaker 1: kids hang out.
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  Speaker 3: But she's not a mom. She's making a Fox.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I mean yeah, okay, she's not. She's definitely
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  Speaker 1: not a typical mom.
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  Speaker 4: You're not.
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  Speaker 1: You're not going to see her at those Pumpta events.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, make it a Chili's. Class it up
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  Speaker 3: a bit, Daniel.
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  Speaker 1: You just wait till she shows up at Buffalo Wild.
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  Speaker 1: H So, Trey, can you give us some of the
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  Speaker 1: parameters for your crazy hot matrix?
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  Speaker 2: You know, uh, they look like men thoughts, then you
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  Speaker 2: know that's the top of the scale. And then if
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  Speaker 2: I fear for my life, then you know that's kind
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  Speaker 2: of where those the crazy INTERSECTX and uh.
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  Speaker 1: So it's like an x y graft type of thing
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  Speaker 1: going on.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, So you so your vin diagram is is your point?
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  Speaker 3: Is there? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And uh and like I said after yesterday's show, I
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  Speaker 2: went down the Megan Fox rabbit hole and uh, she's
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  Speaker 2: so hot. You know she could have an orphanage. I'd
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  Speaker 2: still date her. Hey, what do you got against orphans.
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  Speaker 2: That's how hot she is.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, except in this in this film, you're the one
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  Speaker 1: holding the bowl asking for more.
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  Speaker 2: I was happy to find out that she and Machine
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  Speaker 2: Gun Kelly have broken up.
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  Speaker 1: Yes really yeah, oh you did go down to Megan
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  Speaker 1: Fox rabbet.
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  Speaker 2: And here's even better. The statistic for Megan Fox. She
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  Speaker 2: has twenty one point eight million followers on Instagram and
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  Speaker 2: zero post.
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  Speaker 1: So that's a famous quotient right there. How famous are you?
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  Speaker 1: She has how many falls?
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  Speaker 2: Twenty one point eight million and not a single damn
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  Speaker 2: not a single post. And I'll bet you twenty one
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  Speaker 2: million of those are guys.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that is that is famous. I was afraid
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  Speaker 1: you were about to say twenty one kids or something.
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  Speaker 2: It's like that.
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  Speaker 3: No in the other point eight or boys that will
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  Speaker 3: soon be men, they're just men in waiting. Yeah yeah,
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  Speaker 3: So I'm just saying, like, if you if it's it's
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  Speaker 3: Megan Fox hot three kids, but no Brian Austin Green,
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  Speaker 3: like she just shows up with just so there's no
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  Speaker 3: Brian Austin Green money. This is coming out of trade
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  Speaker 3: Trent Holmes pocket.
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  Speaker 2: I'd you know, I'd find a way, so a Megan
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  Speaker 2: Fox doppel ganger.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, yes, that's it.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the ultimate because I was looking at whatever pictures
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  Speaker 2: and this is and when they look like that, they
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  Speaker 2: could go from one second wanting to bang you to
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  Speaker 2: death to stabbing you to death and just in the
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  Speaker 2: flash and it really kind of have the same look.
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  Speaker 1: That's so that's a great hot Okay. So really it
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  Speaker 1: goes from you trying to stab her to death in
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  Speaker 1: one way and her actually stablished death.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like the I like the honesty where he's like,
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  Speaker 3: here's the hot, here's the in fear of my life,
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  Speaker 3: like if so, like let's say, it's like super hot
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  Speaker 3: but kind of scared a little, not in fear of
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  Speaker 3: your life, just kind of a little scared.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like the crazy hot matrix for Trey
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  Speaker 1: would be similar to the movie Basic Instinct. We brought
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  Speaker 1: this up the other day, where you know, Sharon Stone
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  Speaker 1: in Basic Instinct very attractive but also possibly a crazy murderer,
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  Speaker 1: and Michael Douglas was fine to jump in bed with that.
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  Speaker 1: Even even when she starts reaching back, you don't know
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  Speaker 1: what she's reaching for. Could be an ice pick, might
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  Speaker 1: be a silk's are if you really don't know. That's
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  Speaker 1: that's where Trey lives. Okay, he wants to be in
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  Speaker 1: bed with someone that when she reaches back, he don't
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  Speaker 1: know what she's grabbing for.
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  Speaker 3: So then so then here's my gonna sit back and
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  Speaker 3: enjoy the ride. Yeah, so when we the one that
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  Speaker 3: does happen? When when when Trey ends up on dateline
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  Speaker 3: like gruesomely murdered in bed, the two of us will
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  Speaker 3: be like, yeah, sounds about right.
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  Speaker 1: This will be a very very very short documentary. Then
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  Speaker 1: Trey won't be able to watch, and he'll be very
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  Speaker 1: sad about that.
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  Speaker 3: Because we have to feel those questions and like, can
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  Speaker 3: you believe that happened to Trey, And the both of
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  Speaker 3: us will be like, yes that, yep, yeah, that's exactly
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  Speaker 3: how we want to hold the room.
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  Speaker 1: Side by side. It'll actually it'll look kind of like
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  Speaker 1: this will be in the same room, side by side,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll look at one another and then look back
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  Speaker 1: at the camera.
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  Speaker 2: Go but yeah, yeah, I mean, the official statement would
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  Speaker 2: be it was just a matter of time.
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  Speaker 3: The forensics are like fifty two stab wounds and a
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  Speaker 3: giant smile on his face.
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  Speaker 1: And he died doing what he loved. Crazy women.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to share with you a little bit later
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  Speaker 1: on today. But before we get to that, since we
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  Speaker 1: were talking about women, and we were talking about the
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  Speaker 1: crazy hot matrix and for being honest, objectifying women just
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  Speaker 1: a little bit, you know, back in Fox, let's balance
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  Speaker 1: it out with a little bit of uplifting of women. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: about women men. Are you ready for this? So, according
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  Speaker 1: to studies, women need more sleep than us men do. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Although this difference might seem small, and by small, I
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  Speaker 1: mean women require about eleven minutes more sleep per night
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  Speaker 1: than men. Okay. Although this difference might seem small, it
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  Speaker 1: can have significant implications for overall health and well being
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  Speaker 1: for men. Sorry, I couldn't resist that. Now they say
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  Speaker 1: this is true, women require around eleven minutes more sleep
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  Speaker 1: per night than men. It might not seem like a
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  Speaker 1: big deal, but it can have a huge overall positive
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  Speaker 1: impact on health and well being for women. Sort of
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  Speaker 1: like going back and saying, oh, I need my beauty sleep. Well,
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  Speaker 1: it is kind of true. Beauty sleep is kind of
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  Speaker 1: a real thing. The research is limited, but the reasoning
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  Speaker 1: points to hormones. Shocker. That's according to the Sleep Foundation,
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  Speaker 1: women experience a roller coaster of hormonal changes throughout their lives.
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  Speaker 1: Trey loves that ride by the way from menstruation to
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  Speaker 1: pregnancy and menopause. Each of these stages can disrupt sleep patterns.
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  Speaker 1: Women are also forty percent more likely than men to
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  Speaker 1: suffer from insomnia. Going back real quick, that women require
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  Speaker 1: about eleven minutes more per let me rephrase that because
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  Speaker 1: I can't talk today. Women requiring about eleven minutes more
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  Speaker 1: sleep per night than men do. If you're in a
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  Speaker 1: couple's situation, that eleven minutes, that's that's a whole lot
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  Speaker 1: of extra peace and quiet for a man. So yay
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  Speaker 1: for that.
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  Speaker 3: So that I have ever dated wasn't oversleeping. They were
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  Speaker 3: scientifically charging their bodies. Yeah, okay, nobody was ever late.
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  Speaker 3: They were just going by science.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, now they've got a science excuse. Beyond biological factors,
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  Speaker 1: societal expectations and responsibilities also contribute to women's sleep needs.
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  Speaker 1: Research has shown women often shoulder the majority of household
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  Speaker 1: and caregiving duties, mainly because they say we're no good
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  Speaker 1: at it. Some of them have not uncovered our deep
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  Speaker 1: dark secret as men, which is, if we fail at
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  Speaker 1: doing a task enough times, they'll do it for us.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 1: Research has also shown that this leads to increase fatigue
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  Speaker 1: and stress, and women are typically the ones who get
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  Speaker 1: up through the night to support children or in some
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  Speaker 1: cases elderly parents or in some cases like myself or
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  Speaker 1: even Trey in his drinking days, drunk significant others. Laundry
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  Speaker 1: basket women deal with a lot, There's no doubt about it,
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  Speaker 1: and they need more time to recuperate and sleep because
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  Speaker 1: of it. Anyone shocked by that?
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  Speaker 3: M No, I mean I get it. Uh now, I
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  Speaker 3: know now that when when when Nicky sleeps in, she's
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  Speaker 3: being uh, she's she's she's doing it for science, not
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  Speaker 3: because she just overslept the alarm.
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  Speaker 1: No, it really has nothing to do with with over sleeping.
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  Speaker 1: It just has everything to do with putting up with art.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm the one, like I I wake up when
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  Speaker 3: the dog yeps to go outside, and I'm the one
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  Speaker 3: who wakes up to take the dogs for the walks.
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  Speaker 3: So I I do that. I do that for science
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  Speaker 3: as well, so that I'm not murdered scientifically.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's Uh, you gotta be careful with that, because
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  Speaker 1: you know, a woman can go from very sweet, very demure.
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  Speaker 1: If we're being honest too, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: That is that?
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  Speaker 2: That is?
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  Speaker 3: Uh I have I have witnessed that, and there's no
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  Speaker 3: there's no science behind that. That's that's the devil.
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  Speaker 6: There.
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  Speaker 1: There are some experience, there are some experiments that even
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  Speaker 1: scientists don't want to go near. And that's one because
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  Speaker 1: mice can't replicate that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a that's a demon. That's what that is.
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  Speaker 2: Any women in my life, if they've ever said, hey,
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  Speaker 2: I want to sleep in, I dare not wake them up.
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  Speaker 2: Even I've that's that's going past line, even if it
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  Speaker 2: scares me.
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  Speaker 3: You don't want to be that much in fear of
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  Speaker 3: your life.
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  Speaker 2: Huh huh, that's suicide.
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  Speaker 1: Tre He loves a crazy woman, but he ain't stupid.
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  Speaker 1: That's a very important thing to keep in mind because look,
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  Speaker 1: I grew up in a sensitive household, you know, and
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  Speaker 1: the household revolved around my mom and her moods, and
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  Speaker 1: we wanted to keep her in the best mood possible
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  Speaker 1: because if she wasn't in a good mood, then the
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  Speaker 1: whole house burned down. So I've kind of carried that
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  Speaker 1: over into my adulthood, even with my wife, because look,
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  Speaker 1: no matter what noise I make, and I'm usually up
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  Speaker 1: before she is, and she can be sound asleep, looking
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  Speaker 1: like sleeping beauty there in the bed. If one bone
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  Speaker 1: in my toe pops, if one creak of the wood floor,
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  Speaker 1: you know, does something, it doesn't matter how faint it is. Well,
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  Speaker 1: that's a door slamming. She'll wake up from that. But
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  Speaker 1: something like where did it go? I'm trying to think
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  Speaker 1: if I'm just trying to open just trying to open
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  Speaker 1: the door to a bathroom, so I can just you know,
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  Speaker 1: just be quiet about it. She's awake, she's awake, there's
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  Speaker 1: no sinking around. Can't do It's impossible. So it's like
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  Speaker 1: I'm trying to do this, but instead she hears and
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  Speaker 1: she's awake.
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  Speaker 3: Is she awakened? Mad?
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  Speaker 1: If if you woke up to this, would you be happy?
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  Speaker 3: I live in Mesquite, Okay, that's that happens daily. I'm
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  Speaker 3: really close to town.
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  Speaker 1: He's small, so yeah, oh wait, that's actually the wrong one.
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  Speaker 1: You're awake anyway, That's just that's just to let you know.
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  Speaker 3: There's a sale at Macy's.
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  Speaker 1: Or it's gun show weekend, let's go to big town.
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  Speaker 1: It is though, it's it's it's it's a very disturbing
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  Speaker 1: thing because like we've got one of the sliding barn
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  Speaker 1: door things that separates the bathroom from the bedroom, and
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  Speaker 1: I'll legitimately try to open it very very softly, but
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  Speaker 1: all it takes is this, and then I'll stick my
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  Speaker 1: head around the corner of the door to see if
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  Speaker 1: she's awake, and her eyes are just staring right at me.
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  Speaker 1: Oh no, And so everybody's up now, yeah, And and honestly,
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  Speaker 1: the harder I try to not wake her up, the
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  Speaker 1: louder I get. It's. It's it's an impossible situation.
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  Speaker 3: So so then so if you so, if you didn't try,
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  Speaker 3: would that would that help you?
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  Speaker 1: I've tried that too, honestly, and that doesn't work much better.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. I just thought, if you were, like, you know what,
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  Speaker 3: let me just get up, let me hop up, let
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  Speaker 3: me do everything as quick as possible, and.
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  Speaker 1: It might as well be a tiny idiotic orchestra that
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  Speaker 1: I've started.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. I like that tiny exactly orchestra.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, And I'm the maestro.
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  Speaker 1: there I did find I did find an audio example
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  Speaker 1: of what it sounds like when I try to sneak
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  Speaker 1: around the house and wake up my wife. Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: So the first part is going to be me sneaking
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  Speaker 1: around and the second part is going to be me
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  Speaker 1: waking up my wife. What it sounds like? Are you ready?
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  Speaker 1: Here we go? Mmmmmmm, there you go. In case you
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  Speaker 1: do is hope Mathra shows up and then you can
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  Speaker 1: escape in the middle of the epic battle. Now it
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  Speaker 1: is time for the greatest obituary that I've read in
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: recent memory. It is ironic that Trey found this and
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: sent it, because I think this will actually be the
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: template that we use for your eventual obituary. Because, in
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: the words of the Great Keanu reeves none of us
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: is getting out of here alive, so we might as
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: well enjoy it while we're here, and that includes going
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: out with a really bitch and obituary. Right, So, I
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: would like to introduce to you a man by the
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: name of Robert Adolph Beam. Clearly, yeah, clearly, mister Beam
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: had a lot to overcome in his life, not only
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: what looks to be a stroke based on the photo,
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: but also a middle name like Adolf. And keep in
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: mind his parents were very special because Robert Adolph Beam
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: was born May sixth, nineteen fifty, well after his parents
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: should have known better than to use the name Adolf
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: anywhere in his name, but they gave it to him anyway.
• 22:20
  Speaker 1: Go figure. But I do want to tell you about
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: young Robert Adolf Beam, who was born May sixth, nineteen
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: fifty and he passed away just last week October sixth,
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty four. And like I said, it really is
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I think a template to how we should all structure
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: our obituaries. Are you ready?
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: Rip Adolf.
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  Speaker 1: Robert ate OFLF Beam, in accordance with his lifelong dedication
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: to his own personal brand of decorum, muttered his last
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: unintelligible and likely unnecessary curse on October six, twenty twenty four,
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: shortly before tripping backward over some stupid mother looking thing
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: and hitting his head on the floor. Robert was a
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Texas man. Robert was born in Winters, Texas, to the
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: late Walter Beam and Betty Smith on May sixth, nineteen fifty,
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: after which God immediately and thankfully broke the mold and
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: attempted to cover up the evidence.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Raised.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: Raised Catholic, Robert managed to get his wife Diane pregnant
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: three times, fast enough to just barely miss getting drafted
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: into the Vietnam War by fathering Michelle, John and Charlotte
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: between nineteen sixty seven and nineteen seventy two. Much later,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: with Robert possibly concerned about the brewing conflict in Grenada,
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Charles was born in nineteen eighty three. This lack of
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: military service was probably for the best, as when taking
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: up shooting as a hobby in his later years, he
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: managed to blow not one but two holes in the
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: dash of his own car on two separate occasions, which
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: unfortunately did not even startle, let alone surprise his dear
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: wife Diane, who was much accustomed to such happenings in
• 24:47
  Speaker 1: his presence and may have actually been safer in the
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: jungles of Vietnam the entire time, Oh Jesus, While the
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: world was in conflict elsewhere, Robert made do by learning
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: to roof, maintaining traffic signs with the City of Amarillo,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: and eventually becoming a semi professional truck driver, not to
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: be confused with a professional semi truck driver. With peace
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: on the horizon, Robert's attention somewhat counterintuitively drifted to weapons
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: of war, spanning the historical and geographical spectrum of the
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: level of nineteen thousand BC France to the of eighteen
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: thirties Africa to the one eight nine to one of
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: World War two Ari Soviet Union.
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: How is this man?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: This is Robert Adolf Beam, and I would like to
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: point out that I did not read any of this
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: ahead of time. I am cold reading this moment right here.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: That's how good I am.
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is not good for my chest.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Cold Back to back to mister beams obituary here.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: I just want you to go back to the France
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: and the Soviet the pronunciation of.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: Those with peace on the horizon. Robert's attention somewhat counterintuitively
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: drifted to weapons of war, spanning the historical and geographical spectrum,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: from the level of nineteen thousand BC France to the
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: of eighteen thirties Africa to the Mossine na gaunt in
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: one eight nine one of World War two area Soviet Union.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: So many examples of these mainstream hobbyist items litter his
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: small Clarendon, Texas apartment that one of them may very
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: well have been the item referenced in his aforementioned eloquent
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: final epitaph. As many a man of many interests, Robert
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: was not to be entranced by historical weapons alone. Also
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: had a penchant for fashion, frequently seen about town wearing
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: the latest trend and homemade leather moccasins, a wide collection
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: of unconventional hats and boldly mispatched shirts advanced. Does anyone
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: else need a break from from Robert's Uh, we'll finish
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: this when we get back. You're in the treehouse.
• 27:38
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• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Wait thought, sorry, that's not his full name. It is
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Robert Adolph Beams fantastic obituary here, which by the way,
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: is real. He was born May sixth, nineteen fifty. He
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: died October six, twenty twenty four, and I mean it.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: This really should be the template of all obituaries going forward.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: Is this man? This man's a classic without a doubt.
• 29:07
  Speaker 1: All right, you guys ready for part two of mister
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Beam's obituary. Yes, all right, here we go, RAJ. Would
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: you like me to pick it back up from his
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: obvious I can do that for you.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: The best.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: With peace on the horizon, Robert's attention somewhat counterintuitively drift
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: into weapons of war, spanning the historical and geographical spectrum
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: of the level of nineteen thousand BC friends, to this
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: of eighteen thirties Africa, to the to the motion that
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: got in one eight nine to one of World War
• 29:52
  Speaker 1: two era Sovietien. Pull yourself together, man, I'm trying to
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: read an obituary here.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Rip okay, I don't know if your pronunciations are correct
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: or not. It doesn't matter.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Don't you dare fact check me.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know what he's saying.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: You back off, Martha Radats from ABC. You just let
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: me have my fun.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: It's just the.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Glott spanning the historical geographical spectrum of the level of
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: nineteen thousand BC France. Dude, that's of eighteen thirties Africa,
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: to the most of the gaunt of one nine one
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: of World War two Aerosova.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: So many examples of these mainstream hobbyist items litter Robert's
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: small Clarendon, Texas apartment that one of them may very
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: well have been. The item referenced in is aforementioned eloquent
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: final epitaph. A man of many interests, Robert was not
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: to be entranced by historical weapons alone, but also had
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: a penchant for fashion, frequently seen about town wearing the
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: latest trend and homemade leather moccasins, a wide collection of
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: unconventional hats, and boldly mismatch shirts and pants. Robert also
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: kept a wide selection of harmonicas on nan not to
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: play personally, but to prompt, but to prompt his beloved
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: dogs to howl continuously at odd hours of the night,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: to entertain his many neighbors, and occasionally to give as
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: many many many grandchildren and great grandchildren to play loudly
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: during long road trips with their parents. Earlier this year,
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: in February, God finally showed mercy upon Diane, getting her
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the hell out of there for some well earned peace
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: and quiet. Without Diane to gleefully entertain, Robert shifted his
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: creative focus to the entertainment of you, the fine townspeople
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: of Clarendon, Texas, over the last eight months. If you
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: have not met Robert or seen his road show yet,
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: you probably would have soon. We've all done our best
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: to enjoy slash weather Robert's antics up to this point.
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: But he's God's problem now. Robert's fall well. Robert's farewell
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: tour will be held Monday, October fourteenth at ten am
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Memorial Park Funeral Home sixty nine sixty nine East Interstate
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: forty Highway, Amarillo, Texas, seventy nine one one eight. We
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: just missed it.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I know we should have gone.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: The family encourages you to dust off whatever outdated or
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: inappropriate combination of clothing you have available to attend. A
• 32:55
  Speaker 1: tip jar will be available in the front. Flowers are
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: also acceptable.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: I would have brought a hundred and Harmonica, Oh.
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna miss him.
• 33:29
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  Speaker 1: I would like to propose something to U Raj and
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: to U tree here inside the treehouse. Okay, I think
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: that in order to properly honor Robert Adolphbeam of Clarendon,
• 34:55
  Speaker 1: Texas born in Winters, Texas, think what we should do
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: is honor him either on the day of his birth
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: or the day of his death, or maybe both each
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: and every year and reread his obituary.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: Yes, I think we should also have a Beam party
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: where you come with your unconventional hat and your mismatched
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: clothes and leather moccasins, and everyone brings a harmonica and
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: some sort of I guess homemade weapon. The last part
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: we don't have to do. But that was the greatest
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: obituary of all.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Time, I know. And look, it's difficult to do a
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: really good obituary, right, Yeah, they're a somber thing typically,
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: but to get one that is so fantastic is honestly
• 35:54
  Speaker 1: pretty rare. And so I'm I.
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: Just want to meet the person that wrote it, because
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: it's got to be one of his kids, you.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Think so, because when I read one like this, I
• 36:07
  Speaker 1: kind of think this might be him, like maybe he
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: wrote it.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: No, it's got to be one of his kids, or.
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: If he had a sibling. But yeah, I would.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe a siblings.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: It's the thing that makes it. It's not hateful, Yeah,
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: it's just honest.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: It's just perfect. So maybe the next live show that
• 36:32
  Speaker 3: we do, we make it a beam show where everybody
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: that has to come to the live event where your
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: boldest mismatched shirt and pants and your most unconventional hat.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: That would actually be pretty interesting because then we could
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: do a live reading.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: Yes of the habitually.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, aren't we really just treading on having another white
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: trash party.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're working the tip pretty good right there. You're
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: right right.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Those are always my favorite. Yeah, that would be good.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: That's what it's close as you're gonna get. Yeah, and
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: the harmonica thing I lost it at.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to that. So the next time we
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: could read it then would be May sixth, that would
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: be his birthday, that was when Robert was born, and
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: then October sixth, on the day of his death. I
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: think it's fine to do it twice a year. I
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: think that feels pretty good.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, to honor the man, the legend.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: Finally a good adolph.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: An Adolf I could get behind.
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. When he pounds on the podium, you're like yeah,
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: all right. Today is Wednesday, October sixteenth, two thousand, twenty four.
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: Well I almost said twenty sixteen. That had been weird,
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: although would have been good because Robert would still have
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: been alive. Birthdays Today inside the Treehouse. Caterina's coursone is
• 38:19
  Speaker 1: forty two. She plays doctor Amelia Sheppard on Grade's Anatomy.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: I stopped watching that show, I think after Denny died.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: I watched Grays for a couple of years. When Denny died,
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: that's when I stopped watching the show. Ironically, Denny, the
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: actor that played Denny in Gray's Anatomy, went on to
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: kill people with a baseball bat named Lucille. I'm walking dead.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: It shows you how good of an actor Jeffrey Dean
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Morgan is to play both characters so convincingly. Other Birthdays today.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: By the way, Raj, you were kind of nodding. Did
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: you watch Gray's Anatomy?
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: I did? I still do. I still watch I still
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: watch the Grays.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: And you've watched all twenty million seasons.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: Uh no, I'm at I think I'm at season because
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: eight or nine right now.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Isn't it. It's in It's like twenty second season.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: I think Oh yeah, it's it's like an emergizer bunny.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: At this point, it's basically Gray's Anatomy and the Simpsons
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: they just won't stop.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I still keep up with what's going on today,
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: but then I go back and watch the older, older episodes.
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: But yeah, when Denny died and then what's her name?
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: The blonde girl that Catherine Heigel. Yeah, she was so
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: h she was so difficult to work with that they
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: had to write her off the show. So they made
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: her have a brain tumor and then have sex with
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Denny's ghost and that's when they that's when it was over.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I'm really glad that.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: I punched out of that show before that. Yeah, that's
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: when that show started taking a turn. And I was like, yeah,
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna go watch old bay Watch episodes
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: and stuff, something a little more substance. Other birthdays today
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Jeremy Jackson, All, my, I didn't plan this because I
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: rarely read ahead. Jeremy Jackson's forty four today. He played
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Hoby Buchannan on Baywatch.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: Oh look at that, and he's forty four.
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: Forty four. I was a happy accident, right there. Hoby
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Buchanan on Baywatch forty four. We were talking recently about
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: Brian Austin Green and his impressive not just body count,
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: but you know, just really attractive Hollywood starlet said he's
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: worked his way through. Another big name in that same
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: pantheon would be Wilmer Valderrama. He was sort of like
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: the gatekeeper to Hollywood. You had to hit him, you
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: had to get with him first before you could become somebody,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: and then when you became somebody, then you got Brian
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Austin Green, sort of like working your way through a
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: video game. John Mayer has that type of status. He
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: is forty seven today, the singer of say no such Thing,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: waiting on the world to change, who says your body
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: is a wonderland, which I think the only reason he
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: wrote that song and put it out is just to
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: get laid.
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: He wrote that for Jennifal of WWTT.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: There you Go, We Go Zone and and and and
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: I think we'd all agree, yes, sir, and he would
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: certainly know of go ahead.
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: At least with him, Like I put him in a
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: different pantheon than Brian Austin Green because he can play
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: the guitar and sing like that, you're automatically I mean,
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: if if you can do one of those two things,
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: but especially but if you can do both, you're you're tyler,
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: you know area where you can be but ugly and
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: you're still gonna get whatever you want.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: And he does stand up. He's actually very very funny,
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: so he's got that going. So he's got he's very funny.
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: He can be funny and talented.
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: He's like he's like a like a like a homely
• 41:47
  Speaker 3: justin Timberlake.
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: And he even and he's so successful. He even had
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: a cameo in one of our favorite Treehouse films, Zombieavers.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, yeah, and he's on top. He's on tour
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: with the Dave Chappelle, like he he shows up what
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Chappelle does shows and he plays the guitar and does
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: some stand up and then as Dave is doing his
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: stand up, he'll play the guitar.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: Is his stand up, just sitting there on the stool
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: with the guitar doing an acoustic set and occasion point
• 42:18
  Speaker 1: up to a screen that shows like some of the
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: famous starlets he slept with and said, did her that.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Would be that would be pretty awesome. But now he's
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: actually got material. I've seen it it's it's pretty.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Good, like h like Carrot Top or better?
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, no carrot Top? Who can who can beat that?
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: Well, now, if he pulls Jennifer lev Hewett out of
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: his guitar case.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: And answer that question, it's Gallagher.
• 42:54
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• 43:31
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• 43:37
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• 43:42
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• 43:46
  Speaker 1: Today has been a lot of fun and I'd like
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: to personally thank Robert Adolph Beam for sharing his life
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: with us. There is one more little piece of news
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: I wanted to share with you guys before we punch
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: out at the Treehouse for the day, and that is
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: about jelly Roll. Everyone knows jelly Roll, right, the country singer. Well,
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: it's been a big week for jelly Roll. He's got
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: a new album out, so he's making lots more money
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: and not only does he have a new album. I
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: guess the other thing you do in country music now
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: is you open up a bar in Nashville. He's got
• 44:20
  Speaker 1: a new bar that he's opening up on Broadway in Nashville.
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: So you know, everything's coming up roses for Jelly Roll.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: And just when you think it couldn't get any better,
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Jelly Roll has announced that he's down one hundred pounds
• 44:33
  Speaker 1: and I can assume he's going to change his name
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: to Jolly Rancher.
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: I like it, Thank you, thank you. I mean it's
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: when you lose one hundred pounds, you're gonna be a
• 44:47
  Speaker 1: little more Jolly Rancher shaped as oppose.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's he lost a third grader. It's basically what
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: he's lost.
• 44:57
  Speaker 1: I think that's a pretty big third grader.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: It's it's it's misquite.
• 45:02
  Speaker 1: That's true. Uh, but yeah, it really does seem interesting,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: how like different signs of making it in different industries,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: Like in country music, it really is. Now you gotta
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: gotta do you have a bar? Do you have a barn?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: It's like all all the big names have one now
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: to where I guess, like if if your name's just
• 45:19
  Speaker 1: Mike you can't have a bar in Nashville. You gotta
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: be Luke Bran or Garth Brooks or who was it?
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: So now Jelly Rolls got one, wasn't Uh? Toby Keith
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: had one? Didn't?
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 45:34
  Speaker 1: Brett Michaels from Poison? Did he have one for a
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: while or did he just work at one?
• 45:43
  Speaker 3: He did? He did really well with his money. If
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: it was anybody that's gonna be working there, it would
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: be cecy to build like he's the one who like
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: literally snorted his house.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: I'd be okay to see the one armed drummer tendon bar.
• 45:58
  Speaker 1: That'd be impressive. Can have a reboot of Cocktail.
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: He would throw the shaker tin in the air. He
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: just can't catch it.
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: It'd be it'd be like a sort of a cross
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: between Cocktail and my left foot.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: That poor guy, he's been through enough. Rick Allen from
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: tep levor leave that man alone. He learned to play
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: the drums with one hand.
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: I can't play the drums with two. So who am
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: I to talk?
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: But one hundred pounds that's that's impressive. Okay, good for him?
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: And that and that's the thing like that they Hollywood
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Hollywood will make you do that. Like everybody's like, oh,
• 46:46
  Speaker 3: body positive and they're like, okay, that sounds great, but
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: but no, you're not like Lizzo, like everybody was on
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: like look at Lizo, She's she's the body positive, she's
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: this and she's that, and Hollywood went lose weight.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Like let's but also it's finally, I don't know what
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: dawned on people, but all people that were body positive,
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: a lot of them have dropped dead because they're morbidly obese. Yeah,
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: and I think that was kind of a wake up call.
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: I remember, see because I didn't really know much about
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: Jelly Roll, but then I saw he did a post
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: probably a year ago about how he was starting to
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: exercise and he really wanted to lose weight, and yeah,
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: you know, good for him.
• 47:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Instead, he actually sat down with Joe Rogan and
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: he said, my band has watched me fight cocaine addiction.
• 47:34
  Speaker 1: They've watched me figure my life out slowly, and they
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: knew the last mountain for me was food. So we
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: started putting a real structure around it. I hired a
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: real nutritionist. I'm only eating his food.
• 47:47
  Speaker 3: That is the biggest cocaine at it. But I've ever
• 47:50
  Speaker 3: seen like supposed to make you lose weight, But I
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: thought you were supposed to not be hungry.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I feel bad for his nutritionists because every time he
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: goes to his fridge, Jelly Roll's eating his food.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: I only, yeah, I took him on as a client.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Now he lives in my house.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: He's eating all my food. He's grapping in the toilet.
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: I can't get rid of him.
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: He's got bacon and cocaine. We don't know what's going on.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: I just hope this obituary is half as good as
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: u as Robert Adolph Beams. A big, big ground of
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: applause for mister Beam, not only a life well lived,
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: but an obituary well read.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Let's hope story pans out better than big punishers.
• 48:49
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