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National Pink Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.25.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. All right, we need to discuss Kevin
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  Durant. Kevin Durant is a walking midlife crisis
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  since he was 25. This guy does not know what
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  his identity was. When he was on the Oklahoma
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  State Thunder, he was supposed to be the future.
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  And then he could not beat the Warriors in the
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  playoffs. Remember the Warriors? The team he
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  could not beat that he ended up joining went
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  73 -9 and almost had the best NBA regular season
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  of all time to then win a championship. The 20
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  or the 1996 Bulls, I believe, or whatever team
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  it was, still had the best record ever, including
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  a championship. But Kevin Durant has the audacity
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  to go on a podcast, and you will not believe
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  what he said. He said that the team he joined
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  were underdogs. Kevin Durant, you're an ashy
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  loser! without the man that is unknown as Stephen
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  Curry. And without Clay Thompson and Draymond
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  Green, you don't have a ring, you douchebag.
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  So I didn't have no relationship with nobody
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  on the Warriors. We weren't like friends, like
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  people like... I don't think you have any friends.
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  I mean, you're dedicated to bowling, but you
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  don't really get out of the first round if you're
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  not on a good team. You hooked up with your friends.
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  I never hung out with Draymond. That wasn't my
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  boy. I can't imagine hanging out with Kevin Durant.
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  He's probably on Twitter. It wasn't like let
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  me call my boys up and let me go hang out with
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  my boys. No, I've seen that's a great team that
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  wants to win one environment. They were winning.
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  They lost in the NBA Finals, but they won a ring
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  before. City, Oakland is like D .C. Yeah. How
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  is it like D .C.? Is it as dangerous as D .C.?
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  It felt like I was riding through Southeast when
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  I was there. Absolutely. Absolutely. All these
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  podcasters just let these NBA players ride in
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  their mouth. Absolutely. Absolutely. Thank you.
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  Fanbase, the organization, never been a winning
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  organization when I was in the league. Maybe
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  early on, but when you joined, they had just
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  been in the playoffs and actually beat you in
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  the playoffs when you joined them, so I guess
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  they were winning. And then they also went to
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  two NBA Finals back and back. Nobody liked Golden
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  State. Nobody liked Golden State. Nobody liked
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  you. You're a douche. You're an idiot. You're
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  a coward. Like, a still, like, underdog to me,
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  because I'm looking at it as, I'm looking at
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  the totality of your other franchise. I ain't
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  looking at what happened in the last five years.
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  But that doesn't matter. The totality. So then,
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  if we're going to look at the totality of things,
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  besides winning with Stephen Curry and Klay Thompson,
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  you're a loser. Right. Like, you've never been
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  a perennial winner in a, you know what I'm saying?
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  No, we don't know what you're saying. And you
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  got the kiss -ass interview. Absolutely. Absolutely.
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  Absolutely. the NBA for the 50s on up. Alright.
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  You basketball nerd. He knows such about basketball.
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  He's such a savant. Yet, without Stephen Curry
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  or Russell Westbrook, he can't get out the first
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  round. But the day she came to my show then to
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  perform in front of the audience, she was not.
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  And she fell off of the stage. So this is Oprah
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  to Talking about good old Whitney Houston messing
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  up at one of her shows years ago, that being
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  Oprah's show. I have no respect for Oprah. We
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  all know that she is lavish with gel cane, but
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  no one wants to talk about it. We all know that
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  she makes people sign NDAs. We all know that
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  she's not nice to be around. We all know that
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  she's a dirty, rotten moron. She's the worst.
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  Oprah Winfrey is recalling the loyalty of her
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  former talk show studio audience. Yeah. Any of
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  the women that went to see her, man, they all
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  thought they were going to see someone that cared
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  about them. My mom used to love Oprah. I hated
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  it. On Tuesday, June 23rd, the author received
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  Ken Lyons' Lionheart Award and revealed in a...
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  I know their award. You don't care about them.
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  Mm -hmm. Hey, gal, look what I got. Conversation
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  on stage that the final time Whitney Houston
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  joined the show in 2009... Can you imagine if
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  you were to tell Whitney Houston in 2009 that
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  17 years later, this dirty, rotten moron would
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  be throwing you under the bus for clout because
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  she's an irrelevant moron? She fell off the stage
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  after relapsing on drugs. Good job, really, taking
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  care of the culture in the African -American
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  community, throwing under the bus one of the
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  most talented but troubled people to ever be
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  in that community. Oh, but you're so above everybody.
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  You were friends with Harvey Weinstein. Shut
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  up. I was interviewing Whitney Houston on one
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  of her last interviews. Remember when Monique
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  said that Oprah's a snake? She's a dirtier -headed
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  snake. And we did the whole, hey, girl. How you
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  doing? Greetings. Oh, yeah. You know, being faked.
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  Because you don't have a real personality because
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  you're a loser. Thing. I don't care that you're
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  worth a billion dollars. You're a hack. And then
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  I stopped. And you're an embarrassment to Chicago.
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  The cameras. And I went behind the stage and
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  I said. I went behind the stage and I said, where's
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  the toy? So tell me, what do you want? What do
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  you want to happen here? I'm going to tell you
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  what I want to happen here. Man, Oprah has no
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  respect for the dead. You know how everybody
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  that worked. thinks she's a dirty, rotten loser.
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  They can't stand her, and she thinks she's above
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  everybody. That was one of the most powerful
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  interviews. Oh, was it? Maybe just talk about
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  the good parts of the interviews. And then poor
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  Whitney Houston's family is denying it, but it's
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  probably true. Oh, Brooklyn, it's all said and
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  done. We haven't seen you with Stedman for years,
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  and he's probably better off plowing women than
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  a hunter anyway. And by the way, just admit you're
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  lovers with Gayle King and call it a day. That's
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  the late Liam Payne's ex -girlfriend Kate Cassidy
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  lamenting over being dumped by her current love
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  interest. The reason she compared him to Liam.
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  Video posted to TikTok June 22nd, Kate addresses
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  her latest dating faux pas, revealing that a
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  man she'd been dating recently ended their relationship
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  after she found herself comparing him to the
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  late One Direction star. How the heck are they
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  going to make a guy feel? Think about it. You're
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  trying to build a relationship and you're hearing
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  about a guy that used to plow her. Women are
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  weird, man. No, but what's weird about women
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  is that they can easily do this thing where they
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  are able to, you know, talk about... I don't
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  know how to explain it. They could talk about
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  their ex -boyfriends all they want and think
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  that the guy wants to hear about it. But then
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  if a guy talks about a girl he plowed, the girl
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  gets mad. R. Kate, who nicknamed the man Joe,
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  also shared that the relationship had been moving,
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  quote, super fast, revealing she'd met his family
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  and even traveled with him or things. Yeah, you
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  know, she got her hopes up and then it just didn't
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  work out. Took a turn. I f***ed up. Yeah, you
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  know, I'm sure there was more than just that.
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  I'm sure you were always talking about Liam.
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  I'm sure you always had his music on. You're
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  just being a dummy. Because I physically would
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  be like, oh, well, Liam would do this, so why
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  aren't you doing this? Or he would do something.
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  Oh, that is not what it did once I hear about
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  it. That is not it, dog. I would be like, Liam
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  would never do that. Why are you doing that?
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  He texted me yesterday and told me that we should
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  go our separate ways because it's just too much.
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  Yeah. Maybe you learned from them. You do not
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  talk about your exes. Oh, yeah. Today should
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  be such an amazing show. The way my portable
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  mouse just doesn't want to work. Even though
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  it's charged at 100%. I think it's time to get
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  a new mouse. I've tried postponing it all I can.
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  But I've lost my mind. This should be a fun show.
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  Attention, FM DJs. Your morning show prep begins
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  now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And those are his
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  good qualities. A sick person with a powerful
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  tool. On three. One, two, three, go. Door is
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  closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're
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  listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy
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  Hour. Mm -hmm. With Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am.
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  What? No, no, no, no. If I hit this button, boom,
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  the whole program's gonna start. Okay, wait.
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  All right. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  Oh yeah, now my mouse is working. I need to get
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  a new mouse, though. Travelling off the wall,
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  man! I got so much I gotta do during the day!
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  Anyway... It's Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan
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  Hoppy. 856 -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 -494 -6773.
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  You can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. And as
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  I look at my prep sheet, I have done 160 shows
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  this year and 576 videos and 70 downloads. Oh,
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  geez. It's about five months worth of shows,
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  man. It was so funny yesterday. Yesterday was
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  a Wednesday. So that means it was hump day. And
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  I began the show by saying happy hump day. And
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  you know what happened? The phone was listening
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  to me. It showed me that, like, viral cop, the
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  black guy that's on TikTok. And it said, happy
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  hump day. And it showed him. And I don't follow
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  him. Man. If the phones are listening to us,
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  may we all become millionaires. Last night, I've
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  been trying to, like, stay at home a little longer,
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  you know, hanging out. And I just get so hyper.
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  I take baths, which my bathtub is probably five
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  feet long, so I got to put my foot up on the
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  wall. Isn't that such a sexy image, thinking
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  about me up on the wall with my feet? Last night,
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  I took about four baths. Yeah, I did. I got to
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  make sure I look good, dude. Don't know what
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  that has to do with looking good. It's my version
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  of a bathtub. It helps relax me. then my skin
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  gets all itchy. Drives me nuts. I swear to God,
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  I can never come up with ideas during the day
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  about the show when it comes to an opening monologue.
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  I mean, I can, but of course, right before I
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  go to bed, that's when all the ideas come to
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  me. Mmm. Mmm. I drank some Cuban coffee earlier,
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  so I'm Feel it right now. Last night, my cat
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  saw I set up a little fort for my cat. When I
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  go to bed, there she is looking out the window
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  of my apartment. Hey, how are you? She's the
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  only cat that likes to yelling. When I was doing
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  this show back in Illinois, my mom's cat hated
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  it. But this is my cat meowing. And she had done.
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  I'm sure. I got it. But the funny part about
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  Luna last night, she was, so I put two pillows
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  next to my head and then two pillows that I lay
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  on. I built a fort for Luna. And she loves to
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  have her tummy rubbed. She loves it. She usually
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  does. Last night, I rubbed that tummy, right?
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  And her tail starts going crazy. I'm like, oh
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  jeez, what's going on here? Because I'm usually
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  real good at, you know, rubbing. It's a little
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  weird to make a rubbing joke when you're talking
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  about your cat. But I'm usually really good at
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  rubbing. But all of a sudden, I rubbed her and
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  she went like. Oh, did she hiss at me? She's
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  never, ever hissed at me. But then she started
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  licking me and was purring. I'm like, are you
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  having a midlife crisis? Are you having a stoned
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  panic attack like your father? It's very strange.
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  Very, very weird. I don't know if you can hear
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  in the background. But I have Aqua Teen Hunger
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  Force from last night on. Just kind of describes
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  this show, doesn't it? It's time for Hoppy's
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  Inbox. Only on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. I
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  swear. I got the nicest comments last night in
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  my inbox. I couldn't believe it. Usually people
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  are pretty rude to me. But I posted a picture
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  on Father's Day of me and Luna. As a cat dad.
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  And someone said, Luna looks lucky to have you.
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  She's a doll. This was on threads. Another comment
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  said, she's too cute. And another one said, I
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  love cats. Man. If I would have posted that on
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  like Twitter, it would have got a response. I
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  would have been like, does that guy have 70 downloads?
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  Oh, geez. Oh, geez. All right. We have so much
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  to get into today. This show is going to be off
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  the wall. I'm drinking my Kevin coffee. Actually.
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  Before I take my sip of coffee. Because if I'm
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  right now talking to somebody in the car who's
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  drinking their coffee, maybe they have an open
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  container and they're drinking their beer. What
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  are you doing? I'm about to put on some music
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  so we can drink our coffee together. Oh, yeah.
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  All I need is a hot piece of ass Latina to sit
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  on my lap. Then I'm ready to go. All right. Let
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  me get this killing coffee. All right. Oh, yeah.
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  Yeah, a little sipping sound effect. I just coughed
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  from that killing coffee. Isn't this such a professional
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  show? Oh, Jase, you ain't getting this on the
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  Joe show. You're getting fake prank calls. All
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  right, one more. Oh, I'm Judge Joe. Nobody says
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  successful judge like a nutball baby that got
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  a radio show because of their successful father.
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  All right, one more sip of this. All right. Let
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  me see what's going on on Instagram. All right,
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  so there's a lot of Neon clips going on in the
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  club right now. Neon's definitely having his
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  15 minutes of fame. Now, I think it's going to
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  be a little more than 15 minutes. I think he's
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  a successful guy. I think he's smart. But I think
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  he needs to be a little more self -aware. Just
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  embrace who you are, dude. That's all you got
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  to do. I embrace who I am. I'm a jackass. And
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  if people like me, that's amazing and wonderful.
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  If not, whatever. Here is Neon talking about
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  his relationship with his younger brother. Don't
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  go to dinner with your brother and your dad,
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  bro. Talking to my brother is like talking to
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  someone with no teeth. There's no point. I'm
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  sure he loves that. I'm sure you're such a great
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  brother. Never a self -entitled jackass. There's
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  no point, bro. Literally no point. The guy just
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  sits there and... I'm hugging you, bro. I'm hugging
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  you. You're pretty much saying your brother is
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  the worst version of you. No wonder Alabama Parker
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  didn't want to touch you. You're a douchebag.
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  I don't mean to yell, but it's like, come on,
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  dude. No wonder you can't get that hot piece
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  of ass that sleeps with everybody. You're talking
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  smack about your brother. Oh, news I was so worried
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  about. No, Elon Musk is no longer a trillionaire.
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  No, no. He's only worth $957 billion. Here is
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  Barack Obama, the only president I've ever voted
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  for, speaking about Trump's obsession with him.
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  Woohoo! What it is that... The obsession? The
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  obsession. I know what it is. Yeah, what? I obviously,
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  you know, have a room in his head. Grant Freed.
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  Grant Freed. He's talking to Steven Jackson.
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  The Jackass! And Matt Barnes. A sweep in his
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  head. But the thing about it is that was always
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  clear to me. First of all, when I was president,
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  the last thing I had time to do was worry about
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  what somebody said. Oh, yeah. Because you were
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  a good president. Now, are you kind of a jackass
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  to your wife? Yeah, be still a good president.
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  Somebody said, or what my predecessor did. Yeah,
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  well, your predecessor was a moron. They're gone.
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  I've got work to do. It's hard to describe how,
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  if you're doing the job right. Every day, you've
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  got five, ten things that are real hard. All
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  right, hang on. I miss that smart intelligence.
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  Because we don't get that from that orange lizard.
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  No, we don't. He thinks he's better than you.
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  And all the kiss -ass mad guy thinks he cares
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  about you. He wouldn't piss on you if you're
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  on fire. Stop it. So we all know that Lizzo is
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  insufferable. We all know that she's the absolute
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  worst. And karma has hit this dirty ride and
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  run. Truth hurts for Lizzo as she watches her
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  new album flop hard. Oh, yeah. Why was it that
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  she was better when she was fat? She had that
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  thing about her that once she wasn't fat. She
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  wasn't as good. After blowing up in 2019, Lizzo
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  kept topping the charts with tracks like About
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  Damn Time. Oh, yeah, that was a good -ass song.
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  I can't even hate. I did like About Damn Time.
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  Good as hell. In recent years, she's struggled
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  to maintain her previous star power. Yeah, you
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  know, when you have all the sexual harassment
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  allegations against you, it's kind of hard to
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  root for you, honey. Her fifth studio album only
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  sold just 2 ,650 copies in its first week. That's
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  really bad. Like, I know sometimes they'll say,
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  oh, the artist only sold 50 ,000. That's, no,
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  but this is actually terrible. Mm -hmm. Rolling
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  Stone reports. And she's the same one that was
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  shading Nicki Minaj for her record sales. Shut
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  up! Huge difference from 2022's special. She
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  was even seen crying on her private TikTok about
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  the album's reception. Oh, yeah. That's going
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  to really help us want to watch it. And you cried
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  about it like a loser. I promoted my album super
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  hard and you're calling me a desperate flop.
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  Oh, yeah. If you're putting it out there, a real
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  legend would go, hey, maybe it's not for everybody,
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  but you better listen. But when you're crying
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  about it, you're pretty much admitting it sucked.
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  In recent tweets, she claimed that she was once
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  a radio darling and that the rise of streaming
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  has hurt her career. Actually, you would think
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  that would be the opposite. Because all iHeartRadio
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  does is play the same four songs. So you would
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  think maybe that would actually help you. Another
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  factor was her public 2023 sexual harassment
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  lawsuit. Oh, that one. Which she claimed was
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  a public attack on her career. Yeah, you shouldn't
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  be sexually harassing people. Oh, but if it was
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  done to you, you'd be such a victim. Shut up.
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  Case involved weight shaming, a hostile work
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  environment, and even an incident in Amsterdam.
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  Oh, yeah. You could offer her up in Amsterdam
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  and I'd just walk away. Oh, yeah. In which she
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  allegedly forced her dancers to touch a woman's
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  breasts. Woman out of the air. That's what you
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  have as a feminist. No, thank you. Not at all.
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  A Taylor Frankie Paul season of The Bachelorette
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  is about to air next month. I predicted it. They
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  were going to air it during the summer. They
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  just wanted to, you know, be politically correct.
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  She's a... Well, not a woman beater, but she's
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  a domestic beater. She's a loser. I don't care
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  how hot she is. She would ruin your life. She
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  thinks she's a bother, everybody. You poop in
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  the morning, honey, and you're going to die someday.
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  No one cares. You're going to be dust. Here's
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  Ryan Garcia. giving some advice in his take on
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  everything going on with Neon and Alabama Barker.
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  Mm -hmm. All right, here's the thing about the
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  Because everybody keeps on asking me about the
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  Neon Alabama situation. Oh, everybody's asking
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  you about Neon as you got your daughter next
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  to you. Focus on that, you moron. Here's the
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  thing. I'm cool with both of them. Oh, so you're
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  going to be politically correct. You have no
• 25:04
  chance of smashing Alabama. Shut up. I like both
• 25:07
  of them, I think. I hate when people are like,
• 25:10
  they don't want to take a side. Pick a side.
• 25:13
  Here. There's NBA young boy allegedly being caught
• 25:18
  on speakerphone talking to a trans woman. Hell
• 25:20
  yeah, my boy. Oh, NBA young boy. I swear to God
• 25:27
  it was NBA. So there he is talking to a trans
• 25:31
  woman. I wonder how many of these rappers that
• 25:34
  hate on, you know, trans people want that in
• 25:37
  their mouth. That makes you wonder. Kevin Hart
• 25:42
  told Michelle Obama. And Craig Robinson on his
• 25:45
  podcast said in two weeks he went through $250
• 25:48
  ,000. Never thought about that. I never saw that.
• 25:51
  I can probably do movies and stuff. And I remember
• 25:55
  getting a deal. I got a deal for like $250 ,000.
• 25:59
  It was a development deal with, I want to say
• 26:01
  ABC. I got it. ABC or NBC. Got a development
• 26:05
  deal. And when I got that. you know, I'm, I'm,
• 26:09
  I got it. I'm rich. Hold you down. By the way,
• 26:14
  gotta get a car, right? Dad, I know you want
• 26:17
  some. Don't worry. I got that. That money was
• 26:19
  gone in two weeks. Okay. Thank God he had a career.
• 26:24
  That's idiotic. Sometimes I wonder when my big
• 26:29
  break's gonna happen. What that'll be like. Mmm.
• 26:36
  Conan O 'Brien said he'd rather fly commercial
• 26:38
  than private. My rule is I'll fly in a private
• 26:42
  jet if someone else is paying for it. That's
• 26:45
  my rule. It's not much. It's a pretty good rule.
• 26:48
  It's a rule. It's more of a dick. John Mayer
• 26:52
  has a podcast. Jesus Christ. It's called How's
• 26:54
  Life. It's a douchey name. No, no, if someone
• 26:59
  is going somewhere and they say, hey, I'm also
• 27:01
  going there, you can fly with me, I'll go. But
• 27:04
  for the most part, I would rather educate my
• 27:09
  children. So I fly commercial. That's got to
• 27:13
  be weird because he's a tall guy. You're hanging
• 27:16
  out in a TSA line. The nurse caught it all bright.
• 27:20
  And I... You know, I'm fortunate, like, I get
• 27:24
  to fly in the part of the plane where I get some
• 27:26
  leg room, which is nice. Even though I've done
• 27:29
  that before, I've flown first class. First class!
• 27:33
  No, but I don't even fit. My six foot nine body.
• 27:37
  Sometimes a commercial's better than a pro. Ah,
• 27:39
  I don't need to hear from John Mayer. Although
• 27:41
  his penis needs to go into the Hall of Fame for
• 27:44
  the amount of women he's had sex with. Here's
• 27:48
  Cloud Trace and Moron Kaisenod to X. who tried
• 27:52
  to cancel him. Saying she's gone broke because
• 27:56
  he no longer pays her $250 ,000 a month or $25
• 28:01
  ,000 a month. Personally, I want to be honest
• 28:04
  and just take the time that I need to face it.
• 28:07
  and just realize that I used a guy that's a really
• 28:11
  good guy because I'm a dirty, rotten monk. Protect
• 28:14
  my own peace. I am incredibly grateful and thankful
• 28:18
  for everyone who has continued to show love and
• 28:21
  support. For people that pay me because I have
• 28:24
  no redeeming talent. I'm going to say I may be
• 28:28
  quiet for a little while. All right, that's the
• 28:30
  best thing you can do. Shut up! We don't need
• 28:34
  to hear from you. Here's the latest video from
• 28:39
  Alabama. Cloud chasing moron. Daddy issues. Dirty,
• 28:43
  rotten idiot. Barker. Everyone's saying, oh,
• 28:46
  you played him. You're trying to control him.
• 28:48
  Like, you did it, but when he did it, it was
• 28:49
  a problem. No, I did it. I was with somebody
• 28:53
  else. You never said that, though, honey. And
• 28:56
  when he got caught, you know, with that picture
• 28:58
  of you kissing a dude, you acted like it was
• 29:00
  nothing. Shut up. You are nothing more. Then
• 29:06
  I bust down. You're from the streets. While we
• 29:10
  were just friends. You never said that, though.
• 29:12
  You walked around it. And now you got caught
• 29:15
  like a dead rat in an alley. You're a loser.
• 29:18
  I don't care how high you are, honey. And then
• 29:21
  he texted me that he no longer wanted to just
• 29:22
  be friends. Yeah, it's hard for men to be friends
• 29:25
  with somebody when it's a friend zone situation
• 29:28
  and you want to bang them out. And you think
• 29:30
  you're better than everybody when you're a nepo
• 29:33
  baby brat, a wannabe Kardashian. He no longer
• 29:36
  wanted to do that. We had a conversation, set
• 29:39
  a boundary that we're no longer doing it. God,
• 29:41
  you know, she's so annoying during arguments.
• 29:44
  And then she was getting mad when he was talking
• 29:46
  to other women in the club. Honey, I want it,
• 29:49
  honey. You're insufferable. Then we do a stream
• 29:53
  and he's like fucking me in the whole stream.
• 29:56
  Yeah, because you made him sign an NDA after
• 29:59
  giving him a hope that you'd be his girlfriend.
• 30:01
  You could have at least banged him, honey. I
• 30:03
  text him. I was like, hey, I don't fuck with
• 30:05
  that. And then his manager. You're an idiot.
• 30:08
  You make all Gen Z look bad. You're a talentless
• 30:12
  loser. Calls my manager and is like, hey, we
• 30:14
  want to pursue a fake relationship on social
• 30:15
  media. And I'm like, no, I don't want to do a
• 30:17
  fake relationship. So he went to Miami and. got
• 30:20
  with daniella no yeah get some girls dude why
• 30:24
  should he not get girls if you're not putting
• 30:27
  up if it was such a real relationship you should
• 30:30
  shut up you're the worst you literally look like
• 30:34
  a real life ai sex doll he's stating that i didn't
• 30:38
  want a fake relationship isn't me stating that
• 30:41
  i don't want to continue to grow our relationship
• 30:43
  as friends But he wanted to bang you. This is
• 30:46
  what women don't get. I'm not saying you can't
• 30:50
  be friends with a girl. But I'm telling you,
• 30:52
  if you really want to bang a girl and the girl
• 30:55
  just wants to be friends, it's hard to watch
• 30:57
  the girl bang other dudes. You got to admit that.
• 31:00
  Especially when your body counts as long as a
• 31:03
  CVS receipt. Shut up. Maybe. Like what? Like
• 31:06
  what? You have no accountability because you've
• 31:09
  had everything bought for you. And your mom is
• 31:13
  a dirty, rotten, narcissistic moron. And your
• 31:16
  dad wears shades inside and buys you lingerie.
• 31:19
  So you even know you had a great upbringing financially.
• 31:22
  You're pretty messed up, honey. You guys are
• 31:25
  contradicting little assholes. Noah, you're the
• 31:27
  worst. It is insufferable. You know, she puts
• 31:32
  out there. Shut up. You wanted to figure out
• 31:39
  how to do live streams so you'd use them. I've
• 31:42
  been used by women before. The difference was
• 31:45
  I was at least getting laid. But then the heartbreak's
• 31:48
  pretty bad. You are a brat. You're going to be
• 31:52
  40 years old. You're going to look like you're
• 31:54
  80. And you're just going to be a washed up loser.
• 31:57
  You already are and you're only 20. How do girls
• 32:02
  secretly fall for guys? can get interested in
• 32:05
  guys for several ways but i feel like this is
• 32:07
  one thing that is not talked about that is that
• 32:09
  not every girl has love at first sight yeah i
• 32:13
  think love at first sight mainly for men when
• 32:17
  they see a hot ass girl or for girls when they
• 32:21
  see a guy with money and they go a jackpot a
• 32:28
  lot of times Girls will meet someone and they'll
• 32:32
  just kind of be like, whatever. Yeah, you know.
• 32:34
  Then they'll keep talking to this guy and they'll
• 32:37
  have a connection and they'll be like, wait,
• 32:39
  like, I think I like him, okay? There is nothing
• 32:43
  better than when a girl starts to like you and
• 32:46
  starts to rub your back and tickle you. Oh, it's
• 32:51
  the best. There's no better feeling. I think
• 32:53
  it might be different for guys, but for girls,
• 32:56
  we're not like a... All right, this music is
• 32:59
  terrible in the background. These people need
• 33:01
  to learn about levels. That's why I'm grateful
• 33:04
  I worked in radio. I know how to make something
• 33:07
  sound good without the music being too loud.
• 33:16
  We'll get to LeVar Baller on. I don't even know
• 33:19
  he's still alive. And all of a sudden, he's streaming
• 33:22
  with Neon. Then he went on Sway's morning show
• 33:25
  on Shade 45 this morning. And I guess he went
• 33:28
  through a divorce. Him going through a divorce
• 33:31
  after 30 years? No, thank you. Deshae Frost,
• 33:35
  the streamer, had Selena Powell in his bed, but
• 33:40
  he made her lock her phone in a safe so she wouldn't
• 33:42
  stream anything. I'm having such a good time
• 33:45
  with you. Can I spend the night there? Oh, yeah.
• 33:49
  She's only been with 100 ,000 guys. You want
• 33:51
  to spend the night? Mm -hmm. Yeah, I got you.
• 33:54
  There you go. It's riveting stuff. It's always
• 33:57
  weird when you hook up with a hot -ass girl,
• 33:59
  but you know she's been through so many guys,
• 34:03
  and you're like, I'm hanging out with a bunch
• 34:05
  of other dudes. Here's Trick Daddy saying he
• 34:09
  doesn't date women over 40 because they're broken.
• 34:12
  How you doing, man? The Miami legend right here,
• 34:16
  bro. Look, man, I saw something about you only
• 34:22
  dating women under 40. Yeah, because you got
• 34:25
  two types of women when you get a certain age.
• 34:28
  You got broke women and you got a broke woman.
• 34:31
  So the young women are just broke. Women over
• 34:34
  four that are single, they got a lot of rules
• 34:37
  and regulations. They are broke. It's easy to
• 34:39
  fix a broke woman and a broke woman. There you
• 34:42
  go. I kind of agree that other women can be fun
• 34:46
  too. Here's a sad headline. 18 -year -old Mei
• 34:49
  Ling has already gotten a couple BBLs and said
• 34:52
  she's not stopping anytime soon. I love a natural
• 34:55
  big butt from a girl that's like eating KFC and
• 35:00
  has a big butt. But when they get these BBLs
• 35:02
  and you're banging it from behind and it feels
• 35:05
  like cement, that's no good. Mei said she's looking
• 35:10
  to get the biggest BBL ever. Oh, yeah. Daddy
• 35:14
  didn't love you growing up. And right now she's
• 35:17
  eating on a 6 ,000 calorie diet. God, you know
• 35:21
  those farts are working. And undergoing a buttload
• 35:23
  of surgeries. I'm not trying to be morbid, but
• 35:27
  hopefully she doesn't die in six months with
• 35:29
  all this stuff she's doing. No pun intended.
• 35:31
  What a her, man. Man, this world is so messed
• 35:35
  up. Here's Whitney Houston's bodyguard responding
• 35:40
  to Oprah. We're there the day that Whitney Houston
• 35:42
  fell off the stage during the soundcheck at Oprah's
• 35:45
  show. Take us back to that day. What happened?
• 35:48
  I don't know whether it was a soundcheck or they
• 35:50
  was actually doing it. I can't remember exactly
• 35:53
  when she fell. But she was coming toward the
• 35:58
  front of the stage. And it's a drop off in sort
• 36:03
  of like a dark spot there. So when she got to
• 36:07
  the edge, I think somebody told her, be careful,
• 36:10
  watch it. And then she went down. Oprah's a dirty
• 36:14
  rotten hag, let's be honest. Just admit you're
• 36:17
  gay with Gayle and Kyle today. But, you know,
• 36:21
  we got to it. But she got up. Matter of fact,
• 36:25
  she made fun about it. Yeah. You know. What did
• 36:28
  she say when she was making fun about it? She
• 36:30
  was just like, I'm so cracked out. And she said,
• 36:33
  I didn't see that. She said, I didn't even see
• 36:35
  that. I said, that's obvious. You didn't see
• 36:40
  it. Oprah, you're a dirty, rotten loser. How
• 36:43
  the heck? Buddy XO says her DMs are getting blown
• 36:47
  out right now. Oh, geez. There's a new trend
• 36:54
  of people dancing, making fun of Austin Metcalf
• 36:56
  being dead. You're a bunch of losers. I don't
• 37:03
  know what's going on with this room. There's
• 37:05
  a guy stalking Sophie Cunningham. You're a loser.
• 37:10
  I never get the mindset of these stalkers. You're
• 37:13
  an idiot. And you make all men look bad. A Southern
• 37:19
  California father who pled guilty to incest after
• 37:23
  his daughter committed suicide did not get prison
• 37:26
  time. Oh, yeah. That's the same state known as
• 37:30
  California that makes fun of Florida. You guys
• 37:33
  are losers, too. I hate when they talk about
• 37:37
  Florida. You hear all the radio shows. The Floridians.
• 37:42
  You're a bunch of morons, too. You keep electing
• 37:46
  Gavin Newsom. And you let Spencer Pratt have
• 37:49
  a chance. Bunny XO's ex -husband is still talking
• 37:55
  about him. He responded to me and said, why are
• 37:58
  you yelling? Because you're an idiot. Move on.
• 38:03
  Nick Carter says the sexual assault allegations
• 38:06
  are not true. Big Tigger, I said Tigger, the
• 38:11
  radio said he's innocent. And I saw this headline
• 38:15
  here, and this is one of those examples that
• 38:17
  don't meet your heroes. I'm telling you, whenever
• 38:20
  somebody is so against pride, that means they
• 38:27
  want men. Whenever you have a manly guy talking
• 38:33
  smack about, you know, pride, they want men more
• 38:40
  than anything. And former San Francisco giant
• 38:43
  legend Aubrey Huff said, queers don't watch baseball,
• 38:48
  eat a D. Why are you even thinking about that?
• 38:52
  In this short lifetime, if a guy wants to eat
• 38:55
  a D, as you say, whatever. You know what this
• 38:58
  is? Aubrey Huff, you tough guy. Are you so tough?
• 39:02
  You were good at baseball. There's no doubt about
• 39:05
  it. But Aubrey Huff, you probably buy, you probably
• 39:08
  want penis. But the thing is, you can't do it
• 39:13
  because you're so manly. So you're jealous of
• 39:16
  the gay people. They get to live out their life.
• 39:19
  So you hate on everyone else. Just try it out.
• 39:23
  Try out some penis and call it a day. You'll
• 39:27
  probably be happier. Yeah, you're a good baseball
• 39:30
  player. You helped them win. But you're a loser.
• 39:34
  You're a homophobic dork. I know a lot of guys
• 39:38
  don't like the term toxic masculinity, but that's
• 39:41
  what you are. You're an idiot. That's what you'll
• 39:45
  always be. This is why we don't need to hear
• 39:48
  the opinions of athletes. They're stupid. They're
• 39:51
  dumb jocks. Anyhow, how long have you been recording?
• 39:56
  Oh, so we had nine minutes of the best happy
• 39:59
  hour. Oh, it was the best. And then we've been
• 40:02
  talking for 31 minutes. I said, I mean, it's
• 40:04
  been 40 minutes of me ranting. So let's take
• 40:07
  a quick break. All right, we're going to come
• 40:08
  back on Happy Hour and keep this party going
• 40:12
  and going and going right now. Happy Hour. Happy
• 40:17
  Hour. Happy Hour will be right back. You know
• 40:32
  we had Taco Bell before. Whatever. All I smell
• 40:38
  is poop. And we'll call it a day. The semen was
• 40:44
  so big. As a reminder, if you don't feel like
• 40:47
  listening to this next song, you can skip over
• 40:49
  it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy Hour takes pride
• 40:52
  in his selection, so stick around for... Don't
• 40:55
  worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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  8 -5 -6 -49 -0 -B. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7
• 44:58
  -3. Oh, geez. Door is closing. Me, Brian, Poppy.
• 45:42
  Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour. Ladies and gentlemen,
• 45:48
  here it is. The most listened to radio show on
• 45:52
  the planet. The other stations are tuned in too.
• 46:45
  Riding in the booth, cutting straight through
• 46:47
  the surf Call it like I see it, feelings in the
• 46:50
  hearse, kid You click the T, now you get the
• 46:52
  whole thermos The libs playing games, acting
• 46:55
  like they saints Got a whole spouse home, still
• 46:57
  sliding to the dates Screenshots saved, little
• 47:00
  goodnight, babe Then they on a yacht pick, trying
• 47:03
  to hide the face From the field to the runway,
• 47:06
  everybody frontin' Posting healing energy while
• 47:09
  they DM huntin' You can't tag the man This is
• 47:15
  side chick news, side chick news Ryan Hoppy gon'
• 47:19
  choose Every fraud, every fling, every late night
• 47:22
  move We exposed, we amused Yeah, we say it like
• 47:25
  it is on an afternoon cruise Side chick news,
• 47:28
  whole world tuned to the truth You can hide from
• 47:31
  your man, can't hide from this boo Side chick
• 47:34
  news Moonlight flashing, who you trying to text?
• 47:39
  Got a ring on your hand, still shopping for the
• 47:42
  night Breaking, breaking, breaking, breaking,
• 48:34
  breaking Another is complicated situation Another
• 48:38
  we were on a break Expectation, explanation If
• 48:42
  you gotta say we low -key, that's the clue You
• 48:44
  ain't mean, you just headline fool Side chick
• 48:52
  news, this that side chick news Side chick news,
• 48:55
  man, I be gon' choose Every fraud 8 -5 -6. 4
• 49:19
  -9 -I -B. That's 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -4. 6 -7 -B. 7
• 49:25
  -3. You can tweet at me at RyanIBRadio. You can
• 49:30
  always email me. RyanIBRadio .com. Diana Rossini
• 49:51
  was bringing home the bacon. She was reportedly
• 49:53
  paid an annual salary of $800 ,000. Was it worth
• 49:58
  it, Diana? You were making $800 ,000. But being
• 50:02
  a side chick, you ruined it. That was all before
• 50:06
  photos of her hugging Mike Rabel were exposed
• 50:09
  by Page Six. Some more mouth hugs as well. A
• 50:12
  former manager of Rossini's revealed her income
• 50:14
  to the New York Times. What a moron! ...one of
• 50:17
  the highest -paid journalists at The Athletic.
• 50:19
  She is really high. Like, you know, she probably
• 50:24
  does yoga and kills. However, it's not unusual
• 50:27
  for sports reporters to earn big bucks. Rossini's
• 50:30
  male counterparts, Adam Schefter and Adrian Wierzanowski,
• 50:33
  once earned $9 million and $7 million per year.
• 50:36
  Oh, man, that is the thing that's so sad when
• 50:39
  women make less. They're making, like, $8 .2
• 50:42
  million more than her. Respectively, according
• 50:45
  to The Post. Very respectively. Amid the photo
• 50:47
  scandal, Rossini resigned on April 14th, two
• 50:50
  months before her contract was reportedly up.
• 50:52
  Then in May, she told the Times via text message
• 51:03
  that her life had been heavily impacted by the
• 51:05
  ordeal. You don't say! You're a respected enough
• 51:10
  journalist and now you're a side chick! But all
• 51:14
  the simps in the media are going to be like,
• 51:17
  well, yeah, yeah, doesn't matter. You're a side
• 51:19
  chick. Fighting intense scrutiny and personal
• 51:22
  attacks. It is kind of sexist, though, how he
• 51:25
  doesn't lose his job, but she does. This has
• 51:30
  had a significant impact on my life. Oh, you
• 51:32
  don't say. You got a lot of explaining to do
• 51:34
  to your kids. But again, let's be fair to her.
• 51:38
  She may be a dirty, rotten side chick, but he
• 51:41
  was cheating as well. Both professionally and
• 51:44
  personally. It's one big messy story, so to help
• 51:47
  break down the timeline, here's why. I don't
• 51:49
  need to hear the timeline anymore. Yeah, I know.
• 51:51
  She's a sidekick. A very promiscuous one. Oh,
• 51:56
  you know, she brought him to Ruckus. But was
• 51:59
  it worth it? Because look at where your career
• 52:01
  is at now, honey. I'm going to go on a limb and
• 52:04
  say it probably wasn't worth it. Happy Hot Topic.
• 52:09
  Oh, jeez. What the hell is going on? Lionel Richie
• 52:14
  is recovering from an on -stage medical scare.
• 52:17
  Oh, please be okay. I can't tell you what song
• 52:20
  I am, but I still don't want someone to be hurt.
• 52:25
  The 77 -year -old cut his concert short after
• 52:28
  a dizzy spell while singing the song Dancing
• 52:31
  on the Ceiling. My Tampa dizzy spell is hearing
• 52:34
  about that little bitch, Kath, over at 125 The
• 52:38
  Bone. That's what makes me dizzy, thinking about
• 52:40
  him, that moron. That lives there. The incident
• 52:44
  occurred on the first night of his tour in St.
• 52:46
  Paul, Minnesota. I was in St. Paul two months
• 52:50
  ago. Oh my God, there's a bunch of alcoholics
• 52:53
  over there. 24th, 55 minutes into the performance.
• 52:57
  All right, there you go. He's probably just really
• 52:59
  drunk. Drinking around town. Because that's all
• 53:02
  they had to do in Minneapolis. Is drink. Or nothing
• 53:07
  more. Or nothing less. Happy Hot Topic. Jenny
• 53:11
  J .Y. Farley had guests thinking they were attending
• 53:14
  a movie screening until she walked down the aisle.
• 53:18
  I am J .Y. Got married. Jenny confirming the
• 53:22
  wedding news on Instagram. Hopefully the man
• 53:24
  is she married. It's good with her autistic kid.
• 53:28
  24th, revealing to people that she and her fiance
• 53:31
  of five years, Zach Carpinello, kept their wedding
• 53:34
  in Old Bridge, New Jersey, a complete secret.
• 53:37
  Telling their 50 guests. Can you imagine all
• 53:39
  the guests that came in like next year? These
• 53:41
  looking raggedy. They were invited to a special
• 53:44
  screening of her indie film, Nanny Can. Alright,
• 53:47
  so she got married. I'm telling you, I don't
• 53:50
  think everybody was dressed for the part, but
• 53:52
  what do I know? A lot. Mm -hmm. Whoa! Happy hot
• 53:56
  topic! Steve -O's early days in Hollywood were
• 54:01
  no joke. The jackass star is reflecting on what
• 54:04
  he calls the, quote, comical amount of money
• 54:07
  he was paid for season one. I like Steve -O!
• 54:10
  When I worked for that man that needs to go on
• 54:14
  Ozempic, now on his character. Mm -hmm. Of the
• 54:16
  MTV reality series, which premiered in 2000.
• 54:20
  The stuntman told Playboy in an interview published
• 54:22
  June 23rd. After five days of filming, I was
• 54:25
  all banged up, hungover, had been bitten by a
• 54:28
  shark. That is the most 2002 jackass sentence
• 54:32
  I've ever heard. And I pulled out a piece of
• 54:34
  paper to write down what I felt really needed
• 54:36
  to be on the show. At the top, I wrote goldfish.
• 54:39
  This is a reference to one of his early tricks.
• 54:42
  All right, so here you go. And I stare. It's
• 54:47
  stable. Happy Hot Topic. This morning, a window
• 54:53
  into how Jeffrey Epstein may have tried to wield
• 54:55
  compromising information against one of the world's
• 54:58
  richest men. Yeah, Bill Gates is another loser.
• 55:03
  A newly released transcript shows Bill Gates
• 55:05
  expressed regret about his years -long relationship
• 55:08
  with You don't say! You're an autistic dork!
• 55:11
  Epstein and told the House Oversight Committee
• 55:13
  when he tried to cut ties, Epstein wouldn't have
• 55:15
  it. Yeah, you know, Epstein's not really your
• 55:18
  friend. Plotted to use Gates' sex life against
• 55:22
  him. I was not blackmailed, Gates told the committee.
• 55:27
  But, you know, it looks like Mr. Epstein's brainstorming
• 55:30
  was going in that direction. All right. It's
• 55:33
  got to be, you know, Melinda's watching every
• 55:36
  second of it. Like, I married that loser. Jesus
• 55:39
  Christ. Happy Hot Topic. Michelle and Barack
• 55:45
  Obama detailed the secret to their decades -long
• 55:48
  love story in a June 24th. Money, money, money.
• 55:52
  If they were millennials or Gen Z, they ought
• 55:54
  to get a divorce. Fourth joint interview with
• 55:57
  People magazine, the former first lady reflects
• 55:59
  on how her life might have looked different had
• 56:02
  she never married the former president. Yeah,
• 56:05
  you know what I'm saying? Michelle, who shares
• 56:07
  daughter Malia and Sasha with Barack, says the
• 56:10
  two have always been each other's counterbalance.
• 56:13
  yeah unless when he was in office when they didn't
• 56:16
  really talk explaining the truth is i probably
• 56:20
  would have been someone who stayed more put i
• 56:23
  think i would have had a beautiful life here
• 56:25
  but it would have been smaller that's what she
• 56:27
  wanted she she didn't even want him to run how
• 56:31
  it is Olivia Wilde is setting the record straight
• 56:37
  when it comes to Florence Pugh and the Don't
• 56:40
  Worry Darling set drama. Oh, my God. Here's going
• 56:44
  to be another headline where a celebrity that
• 56:47
  was awful to people is going to be like, but
• 56:49
  it wasn't true. Why wasn't it true? Because I
• 56:52
  say so. Got it. Whatever you say, honey. Whatever
• 56:57
  helps you sleep at night. In an interview published
• 57:01
  by The Cut on June 24th, the film's director
• 57:04
  addressed the long -standing rumor that she and
• 57:06
  Florence Pugh had a screaming match while filming
• 57:10
  the 2022 movie over Wilde's alleged absence from
• 57:15
  set. She said, quote, I have never had a screaming
• 57:18
  match on my set. I'm sure you're such a ninja.
• 57:21
  Look at your last name. It's Wilde. I was never
• 57:24
  not available on set. I wanted to be like, none
• 57:28
  of this is true. Well, I don't know. You know
• 57:30
  what? You know what? You were plowed by Harry
• 57:34
  Styles. Oh, yeah, you were. No! Happy Hot Topic!
• 57:43
  Rosie O'Donnell was gearing up to guest host
• 57:46
  Jimmy Kimmel Live the week of August 17th. I'm
• 57:49
  sure it's all going to be such hilarity about
• 57:53
  Trump. It's going to be so funny. Jesus Christ.
• 57:58
  It's annoying. It will be her first job since
• 58:01
  undergoing a facelift. You just had your facelift
• 58:04
  and you look amazing. How are you feeling? I
• 58:05
  feel really great. I mean, it was very... I feel
• 58:08
  great. What are you going to say? I feel terrible.
• 58:13
  What's going on here? Oh, the name of that...
• 58:16
  Marie! Marie! Tom Holland and Zendaya having
• 58:27
  a candid couples moment. Oh, they're so cute.
• 58:33
  I like them, but he always seems so insecure.
• 58:37
  How do I know that? Because I'm insecure. They
• 58:41
  hit the Spider -Man Brand New Day red carpet.
• 58:43
  All right, so they are hanging on the red carpet.
• 58:46
  What's going on with Joe Budden and what he thinks
• 58:49
  about Haley O 'Brien? No! Because when you talk
• 58:54
  about Julio Felia, you got to say Julio Felia.
• 58:58
  I did. Now let's shift gears to a heated debate
• 59:06
  from Joe Budden's recent podcast episode. The
• 59:09
  conversation started with Gathright, one of the
• 59:12
  individuals convicted in the Julio Felia murder
• 59:14
  case. Loser! You're a dumb thug! Delivering an
• 59:19
  emotional statement in court, he spoke about
• 59:21
  his life, expressing regret. Oh, my life is so
• 59:25
  hard. You know not to murder people, you moron.
• 59:28
  You wanted to be gangster, yo. And now you want
• 59:34
  to be a motivational speaker? Shut up. And urging
• 59:37
  his friends to avoid violence and make better
• 59:39
  choices. On the podcast, co -host Eisenish suggested
• 59:43
  that some of those involved... might have been
• 59:45
  good kids who were simply influenced by their
• 59:47
  environment. I hear you! The culture defending
• 59:51
  losers! But Joe Budden wasn't having it. He strongly
• 59:55
  disagreed, arguing that actions speak louder
• 59:57
  than assumptions about someone's past. What matters
• 1:00:00
  most is what they actually did. Budden's comments
• 1:00:02
  quickly sparked debate online. I'm not talking
• 1:00:05
  about... I saw that he feels vindicated in his
• 1:00:09
  mind. He did exactly what he meant to do. Yeah.
• 1:00:13
  So I'm not going to be talking about him. But
• 1:00:14
  you can get people that. And then you got, oh,
• 1:00:16
  I like Joe Biden. I like his music. But I'm telling
• 1:00:20
  you, on his podcast, he surrounds himself with
• 1:00:23
  morons. I might not. Kind of like a hip -hop
• 1:00:26
  Celtic show. Understand the gravity of all that.
• 1:00:28
  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm iced, dog.
• 1:00:31
  Shut up. Come on, we getting ready to go do this.
• 1:00:34
  You're a melted moron. I'll just. I am really
• 1:00:37
  hyper today. It's because I'm recording from
• 1:00:39
  home, so I feel kind of... Oh, what's going on
• 1:00:43
  with this moron Alex Cooper? Oh, happy hot topic.
• 1:00:47
  Oh, she thinks she's better than everybody. Shut
• 1:00:51
  up. Alex Cooper calls Unwell's toxic workplace
• 1:00:55
  allegations a smear campaign. Look at you. You
• 1:00:59
  think you're better than everybody. And you're
• 1:01:02
  the worst. You're annoying. Following reports
• 1:01:06
  of a toxic workplace at the media company founded
• 1:01:08
  by the Call Her Daddy host and her husband Matt
• 1:01:11
  Kaplan, Alex is clapping back. She shares in
• 1:01:14
  a June 24th convo with the Wall Street Journal,
• 1:01:16
  I will say that building a startup, there is
• 1:01:19
  so much growth that comes with that, and I am
• 1:01:21
  extremely proud of what we have built at Unwell.
• 1:01:23
  I will just kind of leave it at, don't believe
• 1:01:25
  everything that you read on the internet, but
• 1:01:27
  I think everyone knows that at this point. Someone
• 1:01:31
  texted me there's been more layoffs in radio.
• 1:01:34
  I saw, let me make sure I get his name right.
• 1:01:38
  Tony McGinnity, who worked in Akron. He's a good
• 1:01:42
  dude. He got laid off. What else got laid off?
• 1:01:46
  Let me see here. I saw AJ from Crash and AJ.
• 1:01:49
  She's pretty beautiful. She got laid off. IR
• 1:01:54
  needs to just shut down. They're a bunch of losers.
• 1:01:58
  You don't know how to run a company for deadly
• 1:02:00
  squat. Oh, Bob Heapman helped create MTV. Good
• 1:02:06
  for you. Look at where MTV's at now, dude. And
• 1:02:11
  look at where iHeart's at. You're a moron. And
• 1:02:15
  you only care about the Woody Show, Rover, Breakfast
• 1:02:18
  Club, Bobby Bones, Elvis Duran, and that's it.
• 1:02:22
  Because you're an idiot. Those are very good
• 1:02:25
  shows. Don't get me wrong. But I never want to
• 1:02:28
  hear people complain about radio. And then it's
• 1:02:31
  dead. It's in its AARP mode. Why aren't they
• 1:02:38
  listening to radio? And then I saw the market
• 1:02:41
  manager for Charlie last night was sharing like
• 1:02:44
  five hours after the layoffs were reported. Well,
• 1:02:48
  we're number one in this cluster. Shut up. You're
• 1:02:51
  going to be laid off soon, dude. The worst. This
• 1:02:59
  next headline pissed me off. If someone has to
• 1:03:02
  make money, let them. It's one of the five different
• 1:03:05
  gig jobs that I'm doing right now. We're gig
• 1:03:07
  actors. Who's the boss star Danny Pintaro defends
• 1:03:10
  getting a job as an Amazon delivery driver. You
• 1:03:13
  should never have to defend getting a job. Any
• 1:03:16
  of the losers online that are hating on a former
• 1:03:19
  sitcom actor for working are deadbeat morons
• 1:03:22
  that probably live off the government. What do
• 1:03:24
  I mean? Remember a few years ago, the Cosby guy
• 1:03:28
  was seen working at trailer shows. They got to
• 1:03:32
  make money. Unless your show is called Seinfeld
• 1:03:34
  or Friends, you're not making diddly squat and
• 1:03:37
  reruns. You losers. I'm not saying to people
• 1:03:40
  that acted, but the people that judge actors
• 1:03:41
  for working. They got to make bread. The 50 -year
• 1:03:45
  -old, who was a child star on the sitcom Who's
• 1:03:47
  the Boss throughout the 80s and early 90s, wants
• 1:03:50
  to normalize the transition from Hollywood to
• 1:03:52
  the regular workforce. Yeah, it's gotta be hard,
• 1:03:54
  you know what I mean? Money and Hollywood. And
• 1:03:57
  all of a sudden, you get hated on by losers!
• 1:04:00
  After he went viral for posting a photo of himself
• 1:04:02
  delivering packages for... You know what? He's
• 1:04:05
  more of a man than anybody else that hates on
• 1:04:07
  him. You're all losers. ...was on in April. Pintaro
• 1:04:10
  has been vocal about how many working actors
• 1:04:12
  have to find other jobs to sustain themselves.
• 1:04:15
  Of course, you gotta get by, you know. explains
• 1:04:17
  on the June 22nd episode of Danielle Fishel,
• 1:04:20
  Will Friedle, and she's self -figuring. She's
• 1:04:23
  married to Jensen Karp, so it brings her down
• 1:04:25
  like four points. It's one of the five different
• 1:04:31
  gig jobs that I'm doing right now. We're gig
• 1:04:33
  actors. If he's got to make money to get by,
• 1:04:37
  especially when he lives in L .A., let him. It's
• 1:04:41
  got to be hard enough that he has to do that.
• 1:04:43
  Then you have these trolls online. You're all
• 1:04:46
  dorks. It is the gig. It's one of the six gigs.
• 1:04:51
  All right. I just could not believe the people
• 1:04:54
  were hating on him for making money. But then
• 1:04:57
  if he wasn't making money, you wouldn't call
• 1:04:59
  him a provider. Show your ass. All these trolls
• 1:05:02
  online need to get bitch slapped. You're the
• 1:05:05
  worst. Happy Hot Topic. What's going on with
• 1:05:11
  this moron? In New York City tonight, a woman
• 1:05:15
  seen at the Knicks championship parade, appearing
• 1:05:18
  to want to keep a Knicks painted trash can. They
• 1:05:20
  were all over New York. And she had dumped it
• 1:05:22
  with all the garbage in it. Because she's garbage.
• 1:05:26
  Dumping the trash onto a city street and taking
• 1:05:28
  the garbage can. Well, tonight that woman identified
• 1:05:31
  and her employer, J .P. Morgan Chase, says she
• 1:05:33
  no longer works there. Here's Aaron Katursky.
• 1:05:36
  So she... She was making $120 ,000 a year and
• 1:05:41
  the garbage can was $140. I hope it was worth
• 1:05:44
  it, honey. It was during the euphoria over the
• 1:05:47
  Knicks NBA championship, New York City even painted
• 1:05:50
  the trash cans blue and orange. This woman decided
• 1:05:53
  she wanted one for a souvenir. On the day of
• 1:05:56
  the Knicks parade, the woman unceremoniously
• 1:05:58
  dumped an overflowing public wastebasket. Get
• 1:06:03
  onto the sidewalk, grabbed both ends, and walked
• 1:06:05
  off. You got a fat ass. And tonight, her employer,
• 1:06:09
  JPMorgan Chase, says she's no longer with the
• 1:06:11
  company. Look, if you looked at her, you would
• 1:06:13
  have thought she was flipping burgers at McDonald's.
• 1:06:15
  She was an executive head, JPMorgan. The bank
• 1:06:20
  did not say what her job was, but added she was
• 1:06:22
  not attending the parade in an official capacity.
• 1:06:25
  Ah, you don't say. What an idiot. And then she
• 1:06:28
  posted a picture on the subway with the garbage
• 1:06:30
  can. Are you trying to lose your six -figure
• 1:06:32
  job? Although $120 ,000 in New York City is like
• 1:06:36
  $50 ,000. The sanitation department issued her
• 1:06:38
  two summonses, $75 for littering and $100 for
• 1:06:42
  impeding operations. So she literally paid more
• 1:06:45
  in the fines than it would have been to get a
• 1:06:47
  trash can, you trash bag. The woman returned
• 1:06:49
  the trash can and City Sanitation posted a photo
• 1:06:52
  of it with the caption, Home Sweet Home. That
• 1:06:55
  is the most New York City thing ever. How about
• 1:06:58
  the losers? Man. And then she has a very unique
• 1:07:05
  name. So that's going to live on forever. How
• 1:07:07
  can you trust her at work? She's an idiot. All
• 1:07:12
  right. It's time for Taylor Swift news. Yeah
• 1:07:21
  You keep a list so long Of every name you broke
• 1:07:27
  You turn it to the headlines And you watch the
• 1:07:34
  whole thing flow You never say You love the room
• 1:09:16
  when you choose the size But if the mirror talks
• 1:09:21
  bad You disappear inside Then you make somebody
• 1:10:20
  It's time for Taylor Swift news. Whoa! Happy
• 1:10:23
  Hot Topic! Because you can't type in the word
• 1:10:27
  Taylor on pseudo. Man, she really does rule the
• 1:10:30
  world. Taylor Swift gives a surprise performance
• 1:10:33
  at fiancé Travis Kelsey's tight end university
• 1:10:36
  concert. The Grammy winner treats attendees of
• 1:10:39
  Travis Kelsey's annual tight end university concert.
• 1:10:43
  Night Bash, this year presented by Sports Illustrated
• 1:10:46
  and Reese's with a surprise performance of her
• 1:10:49
  song Love Story. Ah, so she performed there.
• 1:10:52
  Man, is she nauseating. Oh, but she cares about
• 1:10:55
  you guys. Not at all. Jason Kelsey is keeping
• 1:10:58
  it close to his chest when it comes to any info
• 1:11:01
  about his brother, Travis Kelsey. AKA, he signed
• 1:11:05
  an NDA. Taylor Swift's wedding. All right, so
• 1:11:11
  he's not saying deadly scum. Bye, buddy. That's
• 1:11:16
  the most boring, pretentious wedding ever. What
• 1:11:19
  are you hiding if you're signing an NDA? Outro
• 1:11:42
  Music Where the truth gets aired, I'll be breaking
• 1:12:00
  down the hype, y 'all beware. Fake smiles, fake
• 1:12:02
  lies, fake lives, fake drama, they choose. No
• 1:12:05
  talent required, it's Kardashian news. Kardashian
• 1:12:08
  news. Where the truth gets aired, I'll be breaking
• 1:12:10
  down the hype, y 'all beware. Fake smiles, fake
• 1:12:13
  lives, fake lives, fake drama, they choose. No
• 1:12:15
  talent required, it's Kardashian news. Alright.
• 1:12:19
  Oh no. No! Happy Hot Topic! Howdy. Kendall Jenner
• 1:12:25
  and Jacob Elordi are... Oh, they're playing.
• 1:12:28
  Weathering winter in Australia together. The
• 1:12:32
  pair were spotted on June 24th, a couple of days
• 1:12:35
  before his birthday, taking a Lordy's dog, Layla,
• 1:12:38
  for a walk while in New South Wales' popular
• 1:12:40
  tourist destination, Byron Bay. Time for Hoppy
• 1:12:45
  Soups. Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking down
• 1:12:53
  the scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams.
• 1:12:56
  Ex -wives wildin', stories about the queens.
• 1:12:58
  Droppin' knowledge bombs all in on the schemes.
• 1:13:01
  Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it all. From scandals
• 1:13:04
  to the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll
• 1:13:08
  have a ball. Hoppy Hour got that shock and awe.
• 1:13:11
  MJ to Kobe, legends in the game. Shaq's big presence,
• 1:13:15
  true hall of fame. Hoppy spills the tea, ain't
• 1:13:18
  playin' tame Behind the curtain, nothin' left
• 1:13:21
  the same Hoppy throughs, man, he knows it all
• 1:13:24
  Threw scandals to the court, rise and fall Tune
• 1:13:28
  in, now you'll have a ball Hoppy Hour got that
• 1:13:31
  shock and awe Crazy exes, wild and scandalous
• 1:13:35
  League full of stories, ain't nothin' fabulous
• 1:13:37
  Line breaks it down, gets unanimous Tune to Hoppy
• 1:13:41
  Hour, never anomalous Y 'all know the score,
• 1:13:44
  but he dies deeper. Locker room secrets, stats
• 1:13:47
  like a keeper. Voices every week, analysis sweeper.
• 1:13:51
  NBA's real talk cuts to the sleeper. Javi's hoops,
• 1:13:54
  man, he knows it all. From scandals to the court
• 1:13:57
  rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll have a ball.
• 1:14:01
  Javi, y 'all are gonna be shocking all. Javi's
• 1:14:04
  hoops, man, he knows it all. From scandals to
• 1:14:07
  the court rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll
• 1:14:10
  have a ball. Alright, what the hell is going
• 1:14:36
  on in Detroit? From Detroit to Memphis. The Memphis
• 1:14:43
  Grizzlies moved back five spots in the first
• 1:14:46
  round of the draft last night and received five
• 1:14:48
  second round picks in doing so and used three
• 1:14:51
  of those to trade for Isaiah Stewart. Oh, yeah.
• 1:14:55
  Isaiah Stewart's a badass. It shows, everybody.
• 1:14:59
  It gets technical fouls all the time. Him going
• 1:15:02
  to Memphis is going to be bad. This is a salary
• 1:15:04
  dump for the Detroit Pistons. Yeah, good luck
• 1:15:07
  in Memphis, dude. That is not the city he needs
• 1:15:10
  to be in. Go on in here. It appeared that Warriors
• 1:15:14
  owner Joe Lacob and their GM, Mike Dunleavy,
• 1:15:17
  had a bit of a disagreement before the Warriors.
• 1:15:19
  Man, there's just a walking argument in this
• 1:15:21
  whole freaking franchise. Made their pick with
• 1:15:25
  number 11 in tonight's draft. And here's Mike
• 1:15:28
  Dunleavy in his post -draft interview talking
• 1:15:30
  about that moment with Joe Lacob. Mike, what
• 1:15:32
  ultimately made Yaxel the pick with where the
• 1:15:34
  board was at that time? yeah i mean we just uh
• 1:15:37
  you know went through the analysis of everything
• 1:15:39
  he was a top guy for us yeah it's real analysis
• 1:15:41
  yelling at each other on the board at the time
• 1:15:44
  so you know that's why we picked him but i mean
• 1:15:46
  this is a guy who you know what's going on here
• 1:15:52
  i did load Shams, we're hearing what Brad Stevens
• 1:15:58
  is saying publicly here, but what is happening
• 1:16:00
  behind the scenes with the Boston Celtics? It's
• 1:16:03
  with Jalen Brown possibly being traded. He's
• 1:16:06
  an idiot. Malika, the Boston Celtics are actively
• 1:16:09
  engaged in trade talks surrounding Jalen Brown.
• 1:16:12
  Yeah, he needs to get out of there. He's going
• 1:16:14
  to be... He's one of those... He thinks the grass
• 1:16:18
  is greener elsewhere. Good luck, dude. You're
• 1:16:22
  going to miss Boston. Here's Barack Obama on
• 1:16:25
  OG and Brunson. OG, I'm trying to think of a
• 1:16:29
  better series from somebody who's never been
• 1:16:32
  an all -star. And it's hard to think of one,
• 1:16:35
  right? Where through the whole playoffs, he was
• 1:16:38
  like just a rock. But Brunson, incredible. It's
• 1:16:40
  the toughness and endurance and mental fortitude
• 1:16:43
  of that guy. Like, you just felt like, I'm just
• 1:16:46
  going to keep coming. And I'm not doubting myself.
• 1:16:49
  Oh, yeah. I love coming. And for a second -round
• 1:16:52
  draft pick, who was a champion, who was a winner,
• 1:16:55
  but I think nobody projected that, you know,
• 1:16:58
  you didn't see it coming. Even when you compare
• 1:16:59
  it to somebody like Steph, who... All right,
• 1:17:02
  so there's a... What do we have here? Here's
• 1:17:06
  Charles Barkley. Saying no player would make
• 1:17:09
  $300 million without Jordan. People act like
• 1:17:12
  not guys are making $30, $40, $50 million. When
• 1:17:15
  I got to NBA, the average salary was $200 ,000,
• 1:17:18
  $250. And then Magic and Bird came. The only
• 1:17:22
  thing I feel bad about is guys like Russell,
• 1:17:25
  Dr. J. Most of those guys were the foundation,
• 1:17:29
  but we were all born at the right time. So there
• 1:17:33
  you go. Here's Obama and Wembley in Spurs. So,
• 1:17:39
  now, on the flip side, I love this young San
• 1:17:42
  Antonio team. We were talking about it yesterday.
• 1:17:45
  I mean, those guards, Castle, Harper, I love
• 1:17:49
  those two. Tough. And Harper almost won the game
• 1:17:53
  for them. I mean, the way he was playing. I think
• 1:17:58
  Wemby will end up being as good as we are projecting.
• 1:18:03
  I watched him at the All -Star game. I was sitting
• 1:18:06
  there real quick. First time I'd seen him live.
• 1:18:08
  And I don't remember somebody that big moving
• 1:18:12
  like that. He's got to figure out what his go
• 1:18:15
  -to, you know, folks have talked about it. He's
• 1:18:16
  got to figure out what his go -to move is. He's
• 1:18:18
  going to have to put on some weight. He's got
• 1:18:20
  to work on his conditioning, right, because you
• 1:18:22
  can tell he got tired, partly because it just
• 1:18:25
  looks to me like playing defense today is so
• 1:18:27
  much harder because you have to close out everything.
• 1:18:31
  Yeah, everyone too. So it used to be your Wemby,
• 1:18:35
  you'd just plant yourself in the paint. Yeah,
• 1:18:37
  that's what he needs to do. But he wants to shoot
• 1:18:40
  three parties. All right, we got plenty of arbor
• 1:18:45
  clamps. See if there's anything else. Here's
• 1:18:49
  Jay Brunton's mom talking about texting him before
• 1:18:52
  the games. I would text him before every game.
• 1:18:57
  And this started in high school. That was my
• 1:19:03
  bad with the microphone. What terrible audio.
• 1:19:05
  I can't even listen to that. Stop it. Here is
• 1:19:12
  a, sorry, sorry about the microphone thing. Here
• 1:19:14
  is a verbal telling Neon the Hornets should sign
• 1:19:17
  Lonzo and Jello so they can play amongst LaMelo
• 1:19:20
  and be the greatest NBA team ever. A bunch of
• 1:19:23
  nutbo, baby. So Charlotte better be smart, get
• 1:19:27
  all of his brothers. I guarantee you they become
• 1:19:31
  the most watched team ever in the NBA. And here
• 1:19:33
  comes Neon. Why, why? That's smart. I told you
• 1:19:37
  he would say that. Da, da, da. He was terrible
• 1:19:40
  at interviews. Here's LeVar Ball dissing Kobe
• 1:19:44
  Bryant's shoes while promoting Neon Stream. LeVar
• 1:19:47
  Ball's a douchebag. I went from liking him to
• 1:19:51
  disliking him. You don't fall hard. You were
• 1:19:56
  hard thinking about Alabama. The A's better be
• 1:19:58
  using these. Come on. I told you. You're a genius.
• 1:20:01
  Your company got an absolute F from the Better
• 1:20:04
  Business Bureau. Shut up, LeVar. I got the best
• 1:20:07
  shoe ever made. All right, I'm done. is giving
• 1:20:11
  Neon some advice for relationships. The perfect
• 1:20:16
  girl for you. I hate to tell you, it's that girl
• 1:20:21
  driving behind us. What the? No, no, no, no,
• 1:20:23
  no, no, no. I'm just telling you what. This is
• 1:20:25
  the most annoying thing he does to her. No, no,
• 1:20:29
  no. What the? No, no, no. I'm just telling you
• 1:20:33
  why. And I'm going to tell you why. I'm going
• 1:20:35
  to tell you why. She knows how you are. She was
• 1:20:41
  carrying 42 bags back then. Yeah, he doesn't
• 1:20:46
  want to listen. I'm honestly getting, listen,
• 1:20:48
  I know I had flaws in my 20s. I know people tried
• 1:20:52
  to tell me things and I didn't listen. And I
• 1:20:55
  think that's what's so infuriating is I see myself
• 1:20:57
  in neon in 2016 when people tried to tell me
• 1:21:00
  things and you don't listen. Yeah. Moron. Neon
• 1:21:08
  had to pause after LeVar Ball starts glazing
• 1:21:11
  his son, LaMelo. And I was telling him, like,
• 1:21:13
  first of all, he's attractive. Here's the stupid
• 1:21:18
  Neon. Sounds like the Billy Madison show with
• 1:21:22
  Nard. No! Don't DP my wife! What are we doing
• 1:21:26
  here, man? No, no, no, no, no. Man, is he annoying.
• 1:21:30
  He's starting to get on my nerves. That's why,
• 1:21:36
  even, you know, with my wife. And then here's
• 1:21:40
  the response from Neon. You know, Tina decided
• 1:21:44
  to go her own way. That's why you don't see it
• 1:21:46
  right here. She want to go do something else,
• 1:21:48
  that's fine with me. We had our run. We had our
• 1:21:50
  run. So even though she had a stroke and getting
• 1:21:52
  older, she would never be like, oh man, she was
• 1:21:55
  always beautiful in my eyes. And then here's
• 1:21:58
  the lower bowl, trying to give a pity advice.
• 1:22:01
  Go ahead. Like, when I have my wife, I'm going
• 1:22:04
  to make sure that she don't go to work or nothing.
• 1:22:06
  Like, I'm going to give her everything. You're
• 1:22:07
  such a sap. But listen, don't give her too much.
• 1:22:10
  No, I'm going to give her the world. Yeah, don't
• 1:22:12
  give her too much, though, because she'll go
• 1:22:13
  crazy. Let her do something. Bring something
• 1:22:16
  to the table. Yeah, Neon is just getting whacked
• 1:22:19
  over. But, you know, I'm done playing these stupid
• 1:22:23
  clowns. This was kind of funny here. Here's LeVar
• 1:22:27
  Ball talking smack about if he would have had
• 1:22:29
  a daughter. I want to have a kid. Yes. The kid
• 1:22:32
  is, here's the thing. I didn't. I want to have
• 1:22:36
  a kid for a reason. Don't just have no kid to
• 1:22:40
  be friendly and say, I got a son and you ain't
• 1:22:43
  spending no time with him. I didn't. Because
• 1:22:46
  I'm going to tell you this. And this is just
• 1:22:49
  my experience. I didn't. Ain't nothing like a
• 1:22:51
  son. That's some sexist. Ain't nothing like a
• 1:22:56
  son. And I got three of them, so you know I'm
• 1:22:58
  winning and winning. What would you, if you had
• 1:23:01
  a daughter, what would you do? I wouldn't have
• 1:23:02
  a daughter. We know you don't. My genes is too
• 1:23:07
  strong. I'm an alpha dog. No wonder he got a
• 1:23:10
  divorce. You're a loser. What are you doing,
• 1:23:14
  man? All right, it's time for NFL news. Shut
• 1:23:19
  up, man. I wonder what my neighbor thinks is
• 1:23:22
  going on in here. Oh, yeah. We got about five
• 1:23:28
  weeks until the NFL training camp begins. How
• 1:23:33
  many days until NFL kickoff do we have? 77 days.
• 1:23:40
  $77. $77. You know what's the most psychotic
• 1:23:45
  part about this show? Is I'm recording at home
• 1:23:47
  and my cat is laying down, relaxing, while I'm
• 1:23:51
  yelling about sports. It's adorable. But I'm
• 1:23:59
  telling you, if I could be a professional athlete,
• 1:24:02
  I'd rather be an NBA player than an NFL player.
• 1:24:06
  Because all they do... is take hits to the head
• 1:24:11
  and they're a bunch of morons. I've hung out
• 1:24:14
  with them. Oh yeah, Ian Beckel's a real rocket
• 1:24:19
  scientist. But this next headline proves they're
• 1:24:24
  all dumb jocks. cornerback Terryon Arnold will
• 1:24:42
  go before a judge in Tampa today. Now he turned
• 1:24:45
  himself into Tampa police after being accused
• 1:24:47
  of coordinating a robbery and kidnapping. Loser!
• 1:24:51
  And on your sides, Beth Rousseau is live. I'm
• 1:24:54
  glad you're on my side, man. Look at the charges
• 1:24:57
  the NFL player is facing. Sit on this side of
• 1:25:00
  my lap. My other side hurts. Good morning. Hey,
• 1:25:04
  good morning. So these multiple felony charges
• 1:25:06
  against Tarion Arnold, they carry a potential
• 1:25:09
  sentence of life in prison. All right, there
• 1:25:12
  you go. Right now, he's here at the jail on Orient
• 1:25:15
  Road. Prosecutors say they want to keep him in
• 1:25:18
  custody until the time of the trial. Loser, loser.
• 1:25:22
  Was it worth it, you moron? Terry on Arnold,
• 1:25:26
  a force on the field for the Detroit Lions, now
• 1:25:29
  faces life in prison. Investigators with the
• 1:25:31
  Tampa Police Department say the National Felon
• 1:25:34
  League. February, the Lions cornerback believed
• 1:25:37
  three men stole more than $200 ,000 in items
• 1:25:40
  from his. Here's Tom Reed talking about he tried
• 1:25:45
  to buy a teammate $240 ,000 house when he was
• 1:25:48
  making $180 ,000 as a rookie. I got to the Patriots.
• 1:25:53
  And I was the fourth quarterback on the depth
• 1:25:54
  chart. Fourth. Most teams only keep two on the
• 1:25:59
  roster now. In my first season in the year 2000,
• 1:26:02
  Drew Bledsoe, John Freese, Michael Bishop, and
• 1:26:04
  me. I was the sixth round pick. It was two weeks
• 1:26:07
  before final cut. And I called my agent and I
• 1:26:10
  was like, hey, I want to buy Ty Law's house.
• 1:26:13
  It was like 240 grand. I made 185 grand as a
• 1:26:16
  fucking, in my first year. That is a good manager
• 1:26:19
  to call. That was my salary. Yeah. And, He's
• 1:26:23
  like, Tommy, you haven't even made the team yet.
• 1:26:25
  I'm like, I'm making the team. What are you talking
• 1:26:28
  about? And he's like, listen, let's just, before
• 1:26:31
  you buy a house that you don't even know if you're
• 1:26:33
  going to make the money, what are you doing?
• 1:26:35
  I'm like, I love that. That's smart. All right.
• 1:26:38
  It's time for Tampa Bay now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
• 1:26:52
  we'll be about to go live. Tampa Bay News, it's
• 1:26:55
  the place we arrive. From the beach to the bay
• 1:26:57
  and the city's crazy moves. We got stories hotter
• 1:27:00
  than the Florida grooves. Tampa Bay News, we
• 1:27:02
  making it spin. Ryan Hop on the mic, spittin'
• 1:27:22
  fire again. National waves and the city's its
• 1:27:25
  friend. Talkin' headlines, man, you can't resist.
• 1:27:28
  Every scoop hittin' harder than a clenched fist.
• 1:27:30
  Tampa Bay News, we makin' it spin. We got sunshine,
• 1:27:51
  drama, and the traffic heat. Stories so bold,
• 1:27:54
  they knock you off your seat. The vibe's electric,
• 1:27:56
  we taking control. Tampa Bay's anthem, you're
• 1:27:59
  feeling your soul. From Clearwater Waters to
• 1:28:01
  Ybor Street, man, we documenting life with those
• 1:28:04
  hip -hop beats. Turn it up now, let the world
• 1:28:06
  partake in the stories of the legends and the
• 1:28:09
  news we make. Right? No. I don't know how this
• 1:28:35
  is going to turn out. Largo City leaders are
• 1:28:39
  working with local businesses downtown to roll
• 1:28:41
  out a new special district called Sip and Stroll.
• 1:28:45
  So this is where they're going to be allowed
• 1:28:46
  to drink up and down the block. This is going
• 1:28:49
  to get real. messed up because then people in
• 1:28:51
  Largo, because they're stupid already, are going
• 1:28:53
  to be like, oh, I can drink anywhere. Within
• 1:28:56
  that district, customers would be allowed to
• 1:28:58
  drink alcohol out of open containers. Yeah, that's
• 1:29:02
  just them looking for tickets because they know
• 1:29:03
  people are going to keep walking down the block
• 1:29:04
  and they go, but I can drink anywhere. So that
• 1:29:07
  is not going to end well. And it's Largo. So
• 1:29:10
  what do you expect? Time for Chicago news. When
• 1:29:22
  the bull stand tall. Yeah. Got it. Six. Got it.
• 1:29:32
  Yeah. Six, nine, but he been in these mics. All
• 1:29:37
  in ten heights, now the cynic is tight. From
• 1:29:40
  the berms to the block, that's a hell of a height.
• 1:29:42
  Turn the dial, see his name on the lights. He
• 1:29:45
  got callers on the lines, trying to break they
• 1:29:47
  news. From the side to the sticks. They relate
• 1:29:50
  to the views Every segment like a story from
• 1:29:52
  the avenue Turn slick, then you fact check the
• 1:29:55
  attitude This that Chicago He got jokes for the
• 1:30:21
  frauds, love for the brave That could guess in
• 1:30:23
  a chance, say what they crave From the sports
• 1:30:26
  war wars to the gossip wave He connect more lanes
• 1:30:29
  than the tow -way saves Late night, but the syndicate
• 1:30:32
  wide Carolina to the bay, hit a mid -wedge prize
• 1:30:35
  Still a kid from the ice with the drive inside
• 1:30:38
  Got the whole damn map on the same live line
• 1:31:04
  No. Whoa! Happy hot topic! Interesting here.
• 1:31:12
  Looks like there's a new player in the game,
• 1:31:14
  so to speak, looking to keep the Bears in Illinois.
• 1:31:17
  Saquon is live from a small suburban town with
• 1:31:21
  a big plan here. Very big idea. Saquon, joining
• 1:31:26
  us now. Saquon, where are you and what do they
• 1:31:29
  have in mind? I know, I kind of look like I'm
• 1:31:33
  in the middle of nowhere. Well, we are here in
• 1:31:35
  the village of McCook right now. This is 30 minutes.
• 1:31:37
  So that's where they think the bears are going
• 1:31:38
  to go. They're not going to McCook. They'd be
• 1:31:42
  idiots to go to McCook. And there's this moron.
• 1:31:47
  Mayor Johnson says specifically he is exploring
• 1:31:50
  the effort to create this new department, but
• 1:31:55
  also said that he plans on making a call to action
• 1:31:59
  about gun violence later. Yeah, you got rid of
• 1:32:01
  the shot spotters, though, because you're protecting
• 1:32:03
  the thugs this week. I hate you. What should
• 1:32:09
  have been a time of celebration, reflection and
• 1:32:11
  community during Juneteenth. But they're all
• 1:32:15
  just, you know, troubled teens. It was disrupted
• 1:32:18
  by heartbreaking acts of gun violence. You're
• 1:32:22
  the worst mayor ever. Every time there's a new
• 1:32:25
  mayor, I go, I can't be worse than him. But you're
• 1:32:26
  the worst. You make Robin Manuel look like a
• 1:32:29
  saint. What's going on with this hag? WJN investigates
• 1:32:37
  tonight a split decision in a rent dispute case
• 1:32:40
  involving former South Suburban politician Tiffany
• 1:32:43
  Henyard. She's the worst. She makes all women
• 1:32:47
  look bad. She's a moron. Her boyfriend. A landlord
• 1:32:50
  sued the couple, arguing they owed $10 ,000 in
• 1:32:55
  unpaid rent and other penalties. A judge ruled
• 1:32:58
  Henyard's boyfriend, Kamal Woods, owes the landlord
• 1:33:01
  $7 ,000. Yeah, he's a loser, too. He doesn't
• 1:33:03
  respond to anybody on Instagram because he knows
• 1:33:06
  he's in the wrong. He knows he's dating a dirty,
• 1:33:10
  rotten loser, and he's also a loser. The judge,
• 1:33:14
  though, said since Henyard never signed the lease
• 1:33:16
  herself... She is not on the hook for bankrupt.
• 1:33:19
  The judge said the - You know what? I shouldn't
• 1:33:21
  have to pay for my rent then. Why do these dirty,
• 1:33:24
  rotten politicians get away with everything?
• 1:33:27
  And then she moves out of Illinois because everyone
• 1:33:30
  knows that she's the worst. And then she's fooling
• 1:33:33
  the people of Georgia. This is why I hate politics.
• 1:33:36
  And you got her little beta male loser boyfriend,
• 1:33:39
  Kamal Woods, defending her. Dude, she wouldn't
• 1:33:42
  piss on you if you're on fire. She'd probably
• 1:33:44
  cheat on you. You're an idiot. You're married
• 1:33:47
  and you're dating a moron. Then again, you're
• 1:33:50
  also a moron. And you make people in Illinois
• 1:33:53
  look bad. But you don't care. I'm Kamal Woods,
• 1:33:56
  yo. I got my own small business. You're a dark.
• 1:34:00
  Oh. Oh. Static crackle, mic pops, the hour is
• 1:34:12
  hoppy. Cleveland skyline foggy, steel mills choppy.
• 1:34:15
  City on the Cuyahoga, hearts heavy, never sloppy.
• 1:34:18
  Radio waves carry tales, but they ain't gloves.
• 1:34:21
  Your concrete jungle, potholes where dreams collapse.
• 1:34:24
  Downtown echoes the cabs and faded cabs past
• 1:34:26
  the preaching hustle. Corner kids trading maps
• 1:34:29
  where the vibe's Midwest, but the struggle overlaps.
• 1:34:32
  Cleveland blues, where the truth gets raw. Rust
• 1:34:35
  belt blues, every crack, every flaw. Until it
• 1:34:38
  takes no sugar, no draw. I be on the mic spittin'
• 1:34:42
  facts, no law. City troops laid bare, bar sharper
• 1:34:49
  than the skyline. No time to spare, opinions
• 1:34:51
  heavy as the lake. But he don't care. Radio day,
• 1:34:55
  static hum in the booth. Voice booming through
• 1:34:57
  the speakers. I'm kicking with the truth, no
• 1:34:59
  time to skip shadows. Echoing the youth, uncut,
• 1:35:02
  unpolished. Cleveland's the proof. Hoppy's lens,
• 1:35:05
  no rose tint. Just grind every segment, a slice
• 1:35:08
  of Cleveland's mind. From the flats to the heights,
• 1:35:11
  stories combined. Unfiltered, unbothered, unrefined.
• 1:35:27
  Oh, yeah, what's going on with this moron loser
• 1:35:30
  right here? Oh, happy hot topic. Nearly three
• 1:35:34
  years after a crash that drew national attention
• 1:35:37
  and was... It was actually four years, but...
• 1:35:39
  Object of a recent Netflix documentary, there
• 1:35:41
  are new developments in the McKenzie -Sherilla
• 1:35:43
  case. Oh my God, you know what's the most troublesome
• 1:35:46
  part about it when it comes to relating it to
• 1:35:48
  me? Because that's what I do on the show is I
• 1:35:49
  relate things to me. I find her so freaking hot.
• 1:35:53
  Ohio Supreme Court has declined to hear another
• 1:35:56
  appeal from the Strong's a woman convicted of
• 1:35:58
  killing two people in that crash. She has that
• 1:36:01
  like annoying pretty privilege comes from rich
• 1:36:03
  girl energy where she thinks she can get away
• 1:36:06
  with it. Oh, and your boyfriend was a drug dealer.
• 1:36:09
  Who cares? Everyone's a drug dealer in high school.
• 1:36:12
  You're still a loser. How does it feel that you
• 1:36:16
  think you're better than everybody, but now you
• 1:36:18
  got to poop in front of other people? Because
• 1:36:20
  that's what we do every day is we poop. And you're
• 1:36:23
  doing it in prison next to women. And you get
• 1:36:26
  to spend 15 years in there. You're honestly lucky.
• 1:36:29
  A man would have got 30 years, but you only got
• 1:36:32
  15. Candace here is live in Strongsville this
• 1:36:34
  morning with the latest. Good morning, Candace.
• 1:36:36
  And you make that city look bad, you mom. Candace.
• 1:36:41
  They need to work on that five -second delay.
• 1:36:43
  Good morning, Danita. And this latest ruling,
• 1:36:46
  it leaves decisions made by lower courts in place.
• 1:36:48
  And it means that Mackenzie Cirilla's latest
• 1:36:50
  bid at having a new trial will not move forward.
• 1:36:54
  Hell yeah! If this was ill -annoyed, they'd be
• 1:36:57
  like, yeah, let her free. We let all the criminals
• 1:36:59
  go free. And this is a decision that was made
• 1:37:01
  by the Ohio Supreme Court that came down on Tuesday.
• 1:37:05
  Oh, yeah. Sharilla is serving 15 years to life
• 1:37:08
  in prison. She ain't getting, she'll get out
• 1:37:10
  in seven and a half. After being convicted of
• 1:37:12
  intent. God, she's so hot. It bothers me how
• 1:37:15
  attracted I am to her. intentionally crashing
• 1:37:17
  her SUV into a Strongsville business at around
• 1:37:21
  100 miles per hour. I just saw the video. Oh,
• 1:37:23
  my God. I have never seen it. What a dirty, rotten
• 1:37:26
  moron. Killing her boyfriend, Dominic Russo,
• 1:37:30
  and their friend, Davion Flanagan. She's got
• 1:37:33
  to sit in prison thinking about it. And then
• 1:37:35
  her stupid, narcissistic, loser parents enable
• 1:37:38
  it. You're a failure in life. You'll get out
• 1:37:43
  at age 37. You might even get out sooner. And
• 1:37:46
  you might be able to live some type of a job,
• 1:37:48
  but you'll always be remembered as a brat. They
• 1:38:29
  used to harbor it here. We think this is art.
• 1:38:32
  It could be worse, though. At least we're not
• 1:38:34
  Detroit. We're not Detroit. The masses, sports,
• 1:38:39
  you know, keep people from looking at their own
• 1:38:40
  lives and realizing how bad the facts they got,
• 1:38:42
  you know? I mean, if you can get drunk and paint
• 1:38:48
  yourself orange and brown every Sunday, you might
• 1:38:51
  realize, I live in Cleveland. You look around
• 1:39:04
  at your tiny little house that you can't afford
• 1:39:06
  because of the mortgage crisis and your horrible
• 1:39:08
  little sloppy kids who all have diabetes by the
• 1:39:10
  time they're eight because they live on corn
• 1:39:12
  syrup and lye. And then you look at your big
• 1:39:16
  bloated mess of a wife and she waddles towards
• 1:39:18
  you with her front butt spilling out over the
• 1:39:20
  top of her ass and long jeans. And you think,
• 1:39:22
  I'm going to go shoot myself and my pregnant
• 1:39:24
  small girl daughter, right? Do you regret anything
• 1:39:31
  that you said about Cleveland? Not at all. You
• 1:39:37
  think Cleveland's cool? I mean, I never heard
• 1:39:40
  anybody say, I'm going to Cleveland on vacation.
• 1:39:42
  What do you mean? What's so great about Cleveland?
• 1:40:14
  from the outside, whether you're white, or black,
• 1:40:18
  or Sasquatch even. As long as you follow your
• 1:40:21
  dreams, no matter how crazy or against the law
• 1:40:24
  it is. Except for Sasquatch. If your Sasquatch
• 1:40:28
  rules are different. Forget it, meanwhile, I'm
• 1:40:31
  a circus freak. That's all I'll ever be. Whatever.
• 1:40:36
  Finally, I'm one of those guys who can't wait
• 1:40:38
  to get to work in the morning. Like a dairy cow.
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  Ah! Oh, yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
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  or something. Ooh. What's that sign? Where they
• 1:43:02
  put them firecrackers up your butthole? Now,
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  that's a good... No, not that specific sign.
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  But why? That's how I met your great -grandpappy.
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  Oh, he loved him a good butthole. I told you
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  not, never, ever, not, no, damn, don't, never,
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  verbulate that man's name in the house again.
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  I don't think he said his name. Some of us were
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  a little too busy banging to exchange business
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  cards. Don't you go Facebook him on the iBox,
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  neither. Sheriff says you raised him down Whoa,
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  a real live robot. Or is that some kind of cheesy
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  New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal ass.
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  It doesn't look so shiny to me. It's shinier
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  than yours, meatbag. And that is that. Hoppy
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  RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right
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  so stick around, folks. blow the candles out
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  blow the candles out blow the candles out Blow
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  the candles out, pull the all -white phantom
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  out I'm a gun with the pants and the shirt and
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  the shoes and the hat With the shades and the
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  shades and the watch is the reason I'm standing
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  now That's where ice will spin that cake while
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  I take the icing off the cake It's Custa Vida,
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  y 'all Come on, everybody, let's go, Custa Vida,
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  y 'all This bad new Gucci bag matching Gucci
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  pumps Shoes matching the belt Skirt matching
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  the blouse Chain matching the rank Yeah, I'm
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  doing my thang Got, got so many haters Why is
• 1:47:28
  so many hatin'? Feels like a mental patient I
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  floss like a dentist patient This shit testin'
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  my patience This shit workin' my nerves I'm gettin'
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  spinnin' that money like a church in the face
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  Layin' on, yeah, the skin blowin' Twistin' the
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  I'm a hood star and I'm partying like a rock
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  star I'm better on lean at my picture game meeting
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  You can't upgrade me, mommy, I'm the boss of
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  the team I do it like my school, I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school, I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school, I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school, I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school, I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school, I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school, I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school, I do it like
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  my school I do it like my birthday, I do it like
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  it hurts Watch me dance, just do it in the worst
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  way I'm a runner, mama, I am in the first place
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  Catch me And subsequently, I ain't gonna sleep
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  description is all of that. We're going to come
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  me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as slow when
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  I started school. Come to find out at the age
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  of 12. The doctors decided I was autistic. Now
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  at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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  So yes, I am different. People of autism have
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  no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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  love, and learn to gain education and join the
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• 1:53:01
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  please visit autismspeaks .org. Autism Speaks.
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  Don't blaze, you're nothing that's gonna save
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  you. Pets on the street, pets on the beat. If
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  you wanna bounce, that's everyone to me. City
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  shot time, where I pull it down. Ain't no limit,
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  drop a beat, it's about to pound. Calls out a
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  lot, cause you know I call the shots. Stacking
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  paper like the bacon for the zone. I'm guilty
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  to the representin' my own team Super ugly with
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  a stack of money, it's the Gator King By the
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  bar, commission pimpin', it's the Gator team
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  Y 'all don't know me, do it, don't Gator, Gator
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  One, I'm real, I'm spinnin' And I ain't even
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  drivin', I'm just fuckin' loud pippin' Slide
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  off in the club, spendin' mannish in the 50s
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  Don't press no game, that's like an M .L .P.
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  What it is, what it do, what it do Come on, shout
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  it, let me see you get loose If you bought it,
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  you can get some great gold with you Hey, we
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  got the remix, we got the flow, we got them getting
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  down on the floor. Hey, get over here. Hey, you.
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  Hey, shout it, let me see you getting loose.
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  We getting loose. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Let me win, I'll change. in my journey, I walk
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  too high like it's pumpkin, smoke, drank, smoke,
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  we just stay, smoke, drank, smoke, we just stay
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  dead, all on the earth, I don't need courage,
• 1:55:57
  speech all slurred, nothing in my cup, this shit
• 1:56:00
  is all good, now I'm hiding, the motherfucker
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  making up words, looking like men, I like them
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  light skinned, two at a time, now I'm winning
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  10 -20, Tony Gray do, I can't wait to see them
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  We be getting broke down We be getting broke
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  down We be getting broke down We be getting broke
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  down Down to the ground We'll be right back.
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  .net and there you can sign on. We're going to
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  come back and I'll be out and keep this party
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  going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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  DJ, Hammer Hank. I may look normal, but the truth
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  is I have a condition known as autism. That's
• 1:58:28
  right. It's a condition, not a disease. That
• 1:58:31
  is, autism can strike anyone, regardless of who
• 1:58:34
  they are. People with autism normally have difficulties
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  in verbal and nonverbal communication skills,
• 1:58:40
  social interactions, and I beat the odds by having
• 1:58:50
  loving friends and family, having a college education.
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  I have even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area
• 1:58:57
  as an honorary personality for many years. Always
• 1:59:00
  remember that people with autism want the same
• 1:59:02
  things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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  find out more about autism, please contact your
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  local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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  .org. This is Cameron Hanks, and I appreciate
• 1:59:13
  your kindness. Yeah! Yes! Rizzy, baby. You already
• 1:59:19
  know what it is. This is the first time I'm high.
• 1:59:21
  This is the first time I smoke in like three
• 1:59:23
  months. I'm sorry, mama. I had to do it to him.
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  40, I see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stayed
• 1:59:32
  late tonight, right? You know what happened when
• 1:59:34
  I stayed late. Yeah. Boy wonder. I swear it's
• 1:59:40
  like this every single time. be going right well
• 1:59:52
  i just flip into the wrong i belong to the office
• 1:59:56
  i put on we don't ever ask for nothing cause
• 1:59:58
  them got their own like a mouth full of hot peppers
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  black ferrari with the red seats i call it playing
• 2:00:05
  checkers Has ever been scheduling Million dollar
• 2:00:14
  meetings with the president Someone cut the lights
• 2:00:17
  on Where is Thomas Edison Got a new condo Watch
• 2:00:21
  me as I settle in I deserve an MTV show For me
• 2:00:24
  and my people And if you tryna zone I got a whole
• 2:00:27
  switch of sweet fool Rappers all liars And they
• 2:00:30
  women all deceitful Added to they subtract me
• 2:00:32
  I'll never be your equal Flash 50's Drizzy Is
• 2:00:35
  the nigga in the lead now Weezy told me just
• 2:00:38
  write Every single thing you need down Then he
• 2:00:40
  got it for me I'm happy as can be now Bout to
• 2:00:43
  start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound Yeah,
• 2:00:46
  and I should have the most braggin' rights Because
• 2:00:49
  a nigga's spit cracked, baggin' tight Ain't no
• 2:00:52
  rappers say they tryin' to get their swagger
• 2:00:54
  right Cause I'da came with more fire than a dragon
• 2:00:56
  fight You pussy -ass hater, you should do you
• 2:00:59
  You ain't heard of me, then you should go and
• 2:01:01
  get a blue slew Oops, I mean a red clue, Wayne's
• 2:01:04
  here too Bet he felt that like the end of a full
• 2:01:08
  queue But I ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no
• 2:01:10
  I'm ATF, but they ain't seein' no badge It's
• 2:01:14
  heartbreak, Drake, I hate to see him so sad I
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  could sun you, see a little me in your dad I'm
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  the same yellow boy that used to play up on the
• 2:01:22
  grass Seekin' pockets, twenty thousand to be
• 2:01:24
  anywhere they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks
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  like Ashley Burnin' like a Camelite, stupid hoe,
• 2:01:30
  ask me But don't ask me shit about me And know
• 2:01:34
  the game really ain't shit without me She might
• 2:01:37
  have to pay me, but I dick her down free. Wanna
• 2:01:40
  know if it's the truth, then pull the zipper
• 2:01:41
  down and see. That's when I put the buck up to
• 2:02:09
  him Then buck buck and buck buck and buck buck
• 2:02:11
  again Suck nut you don't fuck your unlovin' kin
• 2:02:15
  Now don't rub it in like Luvederm on a new tattoo
• 2:02:18
  I had to kick my princess up off my cassock That
• 2:02:22
  hoot, never had that dude Always had a black
• 2:02:25
  tooth Even when I was at school Cause bullies
• 2:02:27
  aren't bullies Probably ain't as good as you
• 2:02:31
  Stupid motherfucker, the only thing in the hood
• 2:02:33
  is you I do everything good as you know I do
• 2:02:36
  everything better I get paid for every letter
• 2:02:38
  A, B, C, except Fetch a bone Like a dog motherfucker
• 2:02:42
  I am gone for your neck Intercept, intercept,
• 2:02:46
  bring it back Like work in the trunk and my exit
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  coming up Yeah, I am headed to the butt like
• 2:03:24
  I'm too busy to play father, and when it comes
• 2:03:34
  to the game, I'm too willing to play harder,
• 2:03:36
  so harder I do, there he They check MVP when
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  I shoot a free throw CEO, that's what they do
• 2:03:45
  The haters on their face and then their ass is
• 2:03:47
  a shoe Faster than you, badder than you, radder
• 2:03:52
  than you, etc I told you I get beat by the letter
• 2:03:55
  like A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N,
• 2:04:00
  O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V W, X, Y, Z, C, T, Y, S,
• 2:04:07
  E, R, That was just a footnote, how long can
• 2:04:12
  he could go? Wondering when he stop, bitch when
• 2:04:15
  the beat stop. So I'ma keep rockin' to the sheetrock.
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  Bend in the heat, I send burnt skin. The end.
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  Young Moolah, baby. With some new screams Syndicated
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  scarl Now it's time to shatter dreams Oh the
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  happy hour is coming still close Radio waves
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  made it like a wilting prose Laughter and joy
• 2:04:48
  dissolving in the air But we'll keep the rhythm
• 2:04:51
  Oh life's just so unfair All night's buzzing
• 2:05:00
  but the laughter's growing dim Ear drums mixed
• 2:05:02
  in happy like fingers without rings VHX to FM,
• 2:05:06
  shoutouts hit the street But soon the sound will
• 2:05:08
  vanish like shadows in the heat. Oh, the happy
• 2:05:11
  hour is coming to a close. Radio is fading like
• 2:05:14
  a wilting rose. Laughter and joy dissolving in
• 2:05:18
  the air. But we'll keep the rhythm. Oh, life's
• 2:05:20
  just so unfair. Oh, life's buzzing, but the laughter's
• 2:05:28
  rolling dim. Ear drums mix in happy like fingers
• 2:05:31
  without rings. G -H -X to F -M, shout outs hit
• 2:05:34
  the street. Soon as y 'all will get it, like
• 2:05:36
  the shadows in the heat Now it's time to face
• 2:06:03
  the silence like the TV on Snow Riot Hoppy held
• 2:06:06
  the mic with humor so divine The void left in
• 2:06:09
  our hearts wider than a canyon line Lines Empty
• 2:06:18
  speakers, silent thighs, but coming to an end
• 2:06:20
  Like a roller coaster, stopping while the rivers
• 2:06:22
  bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs, he's our daily grind
• 2:06:25
  Now silence while remembering thoughts we can't
• 2:06:28
  rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour And like that, it's
• 2:07:11
  gone. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 2:07:13
  we're going outside, all I smell is poop. I'll
• 2:07:19
  get you a Lula, and we'll call it a day. Poppy
• 2:07:23
  Hour is now over. Poppy Hour is now over. Game
• 2:07:39
  over. This concludes our broadcast day. Good
• 2:07:51
  night, and God bless America.