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- 0:00Speaker 1: Les Crutchfield wrote this gun smoke drama with Norman MacDonald
- 0:04Speaker 1: producing and directing. It brings us to Dodge City for
- 0:08Speaker 1: Crowbait Bob, episode 239, originally broadcast on CBS, November 10th, 1956.
- 0:17Speaker 1: A dying, penniless man asks that A will be drawn up,
- 0:21Speaker 1: leaving all he owns to Kitty Russell. As his modest
- 0:24Speaker 1: possessions and final affairs come into view, the request draws
- 0:29Speaker 1: the attention of others. William Conrad stars as Marshal Matt Dillon,
- 0:34Speaker 1: with Georgia Ellis as Kitty, Parley Bear as Chester, and
- 0:38Speaker 1: Howard McNear as Doc Adams. Here is the original broadcast.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Around Dodge City and in the Territory on West, there's
- 0:59Speaker 2: just one way to handle the killers and the spoilers,
- 1:02Speaker 2: and that's with a U.S. Marshal and the smell of Gunsmoke.
- 1:06Speaker 2: Gunsmoke Gunsmoke, starring William Conrad. The transcribed story of the
- 1:28Speaker 2: violence that moved west with young America. And the story
- 1:32Speaker 2: of a man who moved with it.
- 1:34Speaker 3: I'm that man. Matt Dillon, United States Marshal. The first
- 1:39Speaker 3: man they look for and the last they want to meet.
- 1:42Speaker 3: It's a chancy job. And it makes a man watchful.
- 1:47Speaker 4: And a little lonely.
- 1:52Speaker 5: Damn, that cussed smile.
- 2:14Speaker 6: It can make me so mad.
- 2:16Speaker 7: It's like they think if I ain't got a lick
- 2:18Speaker 7: of sense in his head, I must meet Keith. Honestly,
- 2:24Speaker 7: I swear to goodness, Mr. Dillon, there are times a
- 2:26Speaker 7: man's got to choke his words right back down in
- 2:29Speaker 7: his craw to keep him starting.
- 2:30Speaker 4: Up a ruckus. Oh, what's the trouble, Chester?
- 2:32Speaker 5: What?
- 2:34Speaker 6: There's a fellow over at.
- 2:34Speaker 7: The Dodge house, a traveling drummer out of Baltimore, and
- 2:37Speaker 7: you know what he said?
- 2:38Speaker 4: Now what'd he say?
- 2:39Speaker 7: He said they got a railroad train over there in
- 2:43Speaker 7: England somewhere that goes 150 miles in three hours flat.
- 2:47Speaker 4: Oh, is that so?
- 2:48Speaker 6: He said they'll have trains.
- 2:49Speaker 7: Like that here one of these days going clean across
- 2:52Speaker 7: the country. In 30 or 40 years, according to him,
- 2:56Speaker 7: a man can get on one in New York City
- 2:59Speaker 7: and get off a week later in San Francisco.
- 3:02Speaker 4: You don't say.
- 3:03Speaker 6: Well, now, you don't believe that, do you, Mr.
- 3:05Speaker 7: Dillon?
- 3:06Speaker 4: Well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see, Chester.
- 3:09Speaker 7: Well, I don't believe it. A human body just ain't
- 3:13Speaker 7: built to go that fast. It'd get a man's innards
- 3:16Speaker 7: all out of whack, choke him to.
- 3:17Speaker 6: Death trying to breathe.
- 3:18Speaker 4: Maybe, maybe.
- 3:19Speaker 7: The good Lord wanted a man to go 50 miles
- 3:22Speaker 7: an hour.
- 3:23Speaker 4: He'd have put wheels on him.
- 3:25Speaker 7: Well, yeah.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Good morning, lad.
- 3:28Speaker 6: Hello, Chester.
- 3:29Speaker 4: Oh, come on in, Doc. Good morning.
- 3:32Speaker 6: Oh, my, I've just been at the livery stable, Matt.
- 3:34Speaker 4: Well, what's the matter? Is Moss sick?
- 3:37Speaker 6: No, it's old Crowbait Bob.
- 3:40Speaker 7: Moss Grimmick's been letting him sleep in the hayloft in
- 3:42Speaker 7: return for helping with the chores.
- 3:44Speaker 4: Yeah, I heard he has.
- 3:45Speaker 7: Well, old Crowbait took sick in the night sometime.
- 3:47Speaker 6: He couldn't get up this morning.
- 3:49Speaker 4: Well, what's wrong with him? Well, nothing that 30 years
- 3:51Speaker 4: off his age wouldn't cure.
- 3:53Speaker 7: And a thousand or so less bottles of rock-gut whiskey.
- 3:56Speaker 4: Well, if he's sick, we ought to... Get him out
- 3:58Speaker 4: of that hayloft. Well, but I can't figure any place
- 4:01Speaker 4: to move him.
- 4:03Speaker 7: He wants to see you, Matt. Right away.
- 4:05Speaker 4: See me? What for? Well, I wouldn't say. But he
- 4:08Speaker 4: claims it's mighty important. It's something he wants to do
- 4:12Speaker 4: before he dies. Before he dies? I'm just trying to
- 4:16Speaker 4: make him comfortable, Matt.
- 4:19Speaker 6: That's all I can do. Well, as far as I'm concerned, Marshal,
- 4:40Speaker 6: you're the only man in Dodge City that's worth a
- 4:42Speaker 6: hoot and a holler. Except Moss Grimmick. Why, but for
- 4:47Speaker 6: him and.
- 4:49Speaker 6: Marshal, I'm a goddamn liar.
- 4:52Speaker 4: What do you mean?
- 4:53Speaker 6: Oh, there's lots of nice folks here. Of course there is.
- 4:56Speaker 6: I reckon the only ones I'm really talking about is
- 4:59Speaker 6: that highfalutin niece of mine and that Sneaky old husband
- 5:02Speaker 6: of hers.
- 5:03Speaker 3: And I was wondering, Bob, if maybe we ought to
- 5:06Speaker 3: let Ruth and Albin know.
- 5:07Speaker 4: About your being sick.
- 5:08Speaker 6: No, sir, no. No, let them know nothing. Let them
- 5:12Speaker 6: sit out there in the precious ranch and rock. They
- 5:15Speaker 6: ain't showed me no care for years.
- 5:18Speaker 4: Well, it's up to you, I guess.
- 5:22Speaker 6: Marshal, the reason I sent for you is because I
- 5:28Speaker 6: want to make my will. will no i know i
- 5:32Speaker 6: know it don't seem likely a worthless old coot like
- 5:35Speaker 6: me and have a reason to but that's where you're wrong.
- 5:39Speaker 3: Well bob i'll do whatever i can you know.
- 5:43Speaker 6: That i only got one thing to leave let's see
- 5:47Speaker 6: it's here yes it's right here in this here leather
- 5:50Speaker 6: box won't you take care of it for me marshall See,
- 5:55Speaker 6: that ain't open till after I'm gone.
- 5:57Speaker 3: Ah, Bob, that'll probably be years somehow.
- 6:00Speaker 6: Oh, no, no, you don't know. Doc's trying to fool me, too,
- 6:04Speaker 6: but I know where I stand.
- 6:07Speaker 4: All right, Bob, I'll take care of it for you.
- 6:10Speaker 3: Look, Doc's gone after a rig, and we're going to
- 6:14Speaker 3: move you over to the jail. At least you'll be
- 6:16Speaker 3: warm there, and there'll be somebody with you. And I'll...
- 6:21Speaker 3: write up a will of some kind, and you can
- 6:24Speaker 3: sign it.
- 6:24Speaker 6: Yeah, much obliged to you, Marshal. That there box is
- 6:27Speaker 6: mighty valuable. And I want to be sure the right
- 6:30Speaker 6: party gets it.
- 6:31Speaker 4: Sure. Well, what does it go to, Bob?
- 6:37Speaker 6: It goes to Miss Kitty.
- 6:40Speaker 5: What?
- 6:42Speaker 4: Kitty Russell? Yep.
- 6:43Speaker 6: Yeah, she's a fine girl, Marshal. Just a gallant angel,
- 6:48Speaker 6: that's what she is. Just a golden angel.
- 7:26Speaker 8: I've been looking for you, Matt.
- 7:27Speaker 2: Hello, Kitty.
- 7:28Speaker 4: How does it feel to be an heiress?
- 7:30Speaker 8: Oh, stop it. That's all I've been hearing for the
- 7:33Speaker 8: last three hours. How's the old man, Matt?
- 7:36Speaker 3: We got him moved over to the jail, Kitty. Fixed
- 7:38Speaker 3: up a cell for him. Chester's staying there this evening
- 7:41Speaker 3: to look after him.
- 7:44Speaker 8: Must be terrible to know you're dying. To be all
- 7:47Speaker 8: alone like that with nobody of your own.
- 7:50Speaker 3: Yeah. I, uh, I asked him about sending for his niece,
- 7:55Speaker 3: Ruth Guttler, and her husband, but he was dead set
- 7:58Speaker 3: against that.
- 7:59Speaker 8: And I don't blame him. Not the way they've treated him.
- 8:02Speaker 4: Yeah. Seems like they might have done something for him.
- 8:05Speaker 8: They could have found a place for him out there
- 8:07Speaker 8: in the ranch. So he drank too much. Maybe he
- 8:10Speaker 8: had a reason to drink.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe.
- 8:13Speaker 8: Maybe he is worthless. But he never meant any harm
- 8:17Speaker 8: to anyone.
- 8:17Speaker 4: No. Crobat's all right. I, uh.
- 8:23Speaker 3: I didn't know that you and him were so thick, though.
- 8:29Speaker 8: I treated him like a human being.
- 8:31Speaker 6: That's all.
- 8:31Speaker 8: Now....
- 8:33Speaker 4: Good evening, Mac and Kitty. Hello, Doc.
- 8:37Speaker 6: Well, Kitty, I hear you're about to inherit a million dollars.
- 8:41Speaker 6: That's foolishness, Doc.
- 8:43Speaker 8: Old Bob never had two quarters to rub together.
- 8:46Speaker 6: Never can tell now.
- 8:47Speaker 4: At least you get it, Kitty, whatever it is.
- 8:50Speaker 8: I wish he hadn't done it, Matt. I didn't expect
- 8:52Speaker 8: any payment.
- 8:54Speaker 4: Payment for what?
- 8:57Speaker 8: Nothing, again.
- 8:59Speaker 4: Mac, you mean you didn't know... Didn't know what, Doc.
- 9:03Speaker 8: Doc, you keep quiet now.
- 9:04Speaker 7: Where do you think Crow Bait's been getting his meals?
- 9:08Speaker 3: I suppose Moss at the delivery stable was feeding him.
- 9:11Speaker 3: Moss has been letting him sleep there is all.
- 9:13Speaker 8: Doc, if you don't... Why, Kitty's been feeding.
- 9:16Speaker 4: Him for the last two years. Kitty, is this true?
- 9:18Speaker 8: All right. What of it? They waste enough food here
- 9:22Speaker 8: in a long branch to feed ten men like him.
- 9:25Speaker 8: Didn't cost me anything. It was just... Oh, come on.
- 9:30Speaker 8: Let's have a drink.
- 9:56Speaker 3: Well, how's it going, Chester?
- 9:57Speaker 8: Fine, Mr.
- 9:58Speaker 4: Dillon.
- 10:00Speaker 5: We got visitors.
- 10:02Speaker 4: Oh, good evening, Miss Cutler.
- 10:05Speaker 6: Alvin.
- 10:07Speaker 4: What brings you people into town? You know dang well
- 10:10Speaker 4: what brings us, Marshal.
- 10:11Speaker 9: Poor Uncle Robert laying back there sick to his death, maybe.
- 10:15Speaker 9: And this upstart saying we can't see him.
- 10:17Speaker 6: Upstart?
- 10:18Speaker 4: Well, I'll be... Now, just take it easy, Chester.
- 10:21Speaker 3: Take it easy.
- 10:23Speaker 4: Poor old Uncle Robert. Would that be Crowbait Bob by
- 10:26Speaker 4: any chance?
- 10:27Speaker 1: Marshal, now you're insulting a dear relative of my wife.
- 10:31Speaker 9: What a thing to call Uncle Robert while we had
- 10:34Speaker 9: no idea he was took down and ailing this way.
- 10:36Speaker 3: No, I don't suppose you did, since you haven't spoken
- 10:39Speaker 3: to him in the last five years.
- 10:40Speaker 4: Well, that was just a family misunderstanding, Marshal.
- 10:43Speaker 9: When one's own kin is took bad sick about, he'd
- 10:46Speaker 9: be mighty heartless if they didn't let bygones be bygones.
- 10:50Speaker 4: Yeah, sure.
- 10:51Speaker 9: Well, I even brung him some nice chicken broth and
- 10:54Speaker 9: baked him an egg custard pie.
- 10:55Speaker 4: That's real thoughtful of you, Miss Gutter. You must have
- 10:57Speaker 4: heard the rumors.
- 10:58Speaker 7: Rumors?
- 10:59Speaker 4: About him turning out to be wealthy.
- 11:00Speaker 8: Well, we haven't heard a thing.
- 11:02Speaker 4: That dance hall girl ain't getting one cent, Marshal.
- 11:05Speaker 6: No, sir. We'll take her to court.
- 11:07Speaker 3: Why don't you do that, Elvin, if you know some
- 11:09Speaker 3: way of beating.
- 11:10Speaker 4: A legal will?
- 11:11Speaker 7: Well, he was out of his mind.
- 11:13Speaker 4: Doc and I'll say different.
- 11:15Speaker 9: We demand to see him. Right this minute.
- 11:17Speaker 4: I'm sorry. He left orders against it.
- 11:20Speaker 9: Well, then take that food back to him and tell
- 11:22Speaker 9: him who brung it. That'll change his mind.
- 11:25Speaker 4: All right. Chester.
- 11:29Speaker 8: Yes, sir?
- 11:30Speaker 4: Take this back to the cell with him. All right.
- 11:33Speaker 10: He's asleep for a little while.
- 11:34Speaker 4: Well, if he's asleep, just leave him. All right, sir.
- 11:38Speaker 9: You be sure and tell him we brung it.
- 11:40Speaker 6: Oh, I'll hire a brass band and tell the whole
- 11:42Speaker 6: country to come out.
- 11:45Speaker 4: Now, Marshal, you know that's a terrible thing.
- 11:48Speaker 1: A woman like that to undermine a man's feelings for.
- 11:52Speaker 4: His own kin.
- 11:53Speaker 3: Look, Albin, if you want to do something for him,
- 11:55Speaker 3: why don't you pay off some of his bills around town?
- 11:57Speaker 7: Pay off his bills?
- 11:59Speaker 4: That's right.
- 12:00Speaker 3: $ 10 or $ 15 to Moss Grimmick, $ 20 or so to
- 12:02Speaker 3: Wilbur Jonas at the general store.
- 12:04Speaker 9: Why don't he pay them himself if he's got.
- 12:06Speaker 6: All that money?
- 12:07Speaker 4: Now, wait a minute, Ruth.
- 12:09Speaker 6: Might just make him stop and think twice if we
- 12:12Speaker 6: was to pay him off.
- 12:14Speaker 9: Pay good money on bills, that worthless old.
- 12:16Speaker 6: Oh, shut up, Ruth.
- 12:19Speaker 4: All righty, Marshal. We won't bother you no longer. We'll
- 12:22Speaker 4: be going now. Come on, Ruth.
- 12:25Speaker 6: Good night, Marshal.
- 12:37Speaker 10: Mr.
- 12:38Speaker 6: Dillon.
- 12:39Speaker 4: Huh? What's wrong, Chester?
- 12:42Speaker 6: You better find Doc in a hurry, Mr.
- 12:43Speaker 3: Dillon.
- 12:44Speaker 10: That old man don't look too good. It's a mighty
- 13:18Speaker 10: good pie, Mr.
- 13:19Speaker 6: Dillon.
- 13:20Speaker 5: Even if old Mrs.
- 13:20Speaker 4: Guttler did bake it. Yeah, it looks real good, Chester.
- 13:25Speaker 10: Makes men feel kindly funny eating it, though.
- 13:27Speaker 5: No?
- 13:28Speaker 10: Well, I reckon old Colbate wouldn't want it.
- 13:30Speaker 4: To go to waste. No, I don't think he would.
- 13:36Speaker 10: I wonder what is in that box, Mr.
- 13:38Speaker 4: Dillon. I don't know. We'll find out as soon as
- 13:43Speaker 4: Kenny comes over.
- 13:45Speaker 10: Died in his sleep, Doc said.
- 13:48Speaker 4: Peaceful as anything. Mm-hmm.
- 13:56Speaker 10: If you really ain't gonna eat that last peach pie.
- 14:01Speaker 4: I haven't eaten any of it, Chester. Why don't you
- 14:04Speaker 4: finish it?
- 14:05Speaker 7: Yeah, it oughtn't to go to waste, Artie.
- 14:07Speaker 4: No.
- 14:08Speaker 1: Oh, Kitty.
- 14:10Speaker 4: Kitty, come on in.
- 14:12Speaker 8: Doc told me, Matt. I'm real sorry.
- 14:16Speaker 4: Yeah, no kidding. Oh, fellas.
- 14:19Speaker 8: Well, I hope he had a good life somewhere back
- 14:21Speaker 8: along the line. His last years sure weren't very happy.
- 14:27Speaker 4: Well, here's a box, Kitty. It's all yours.
- 14:31Speaker 8: I wish you hadn't done it, Matt.
- 14:33Speaker 4: Why not?
- 14:34Speaker 8: Oh, I don't know. Looks like I did things for
- 14:37Speaker 8: him just because I expected something. I just felt sorry
- 14:41Speaker 8: for him, that's all.
- 14:43Speaker 4: Well, I wouldn't count any chickens ahead of time.
- 14:46Speaker 8: I don't even care what's in it.
- 14:48Speaker 4: Marshal. Oh, come in, Alvin. Marshal, you tricked us.
- 14:54Speaker 6: All that good hard.
- 14:55Speaker 8: Cash paid out for.
- 14:55Speaker 4: You folks acquainted with Miss Kitty Russell here?
- 14:59Speaker 8: I know who they are, Matt.
- 15:02Speaker 4: How do you figure I tricked you, Alvin?
- 15:03Speaker 10: How do I.
- 15:05Speaker 3: Well, them bills are his.
- 15:08Speaker 6: I paid out $ 86.
- 15:09Speaker 2: 40 in that old soak before I run into Doc,
- 15:12Speaker 2: found out he'd died.
- 15:14Speaker 6: And him without even knowing what we'd done for him.
- 15:16Speaker 8: You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
- 15:18Speaker 9: Oh, mighty fine talk for you, doing his kin out
- 15:22Speaker 9: of what's rightfully theirs.
- 15:24Speaker 8: Oh, you beady-eyed old goat. Why, you little girl.
- 15:27Speaker 6: All right, settle down.
- 15:33Speaker 3: So you think I tricked you, huh, Alden?
- 15:35Speaker 7: Well, you don't think I'd have paid them bills if
- 15:36Speaker 7: I'd known he was that far gone.
- 15:38Speaker 3: I thought I was giving you a chance to do
- 15:39Speaker 3: something decent for once in your life.
- 15:41Speaker 9: Well, he ain't responsible for his debts.
- 15:43Speaker 4: No, not legally.
- 15:44Speaker 6: Now he's gone and died.
- 15:45Speaker 2: He left all his wealth to this here.
- 15:48Speaker 4: this here woman.
- 15:49Speaker 9: The way I hear, that box is full of diamonds
- 15:51Speaker 9: and emeralds.
- 15:52Speaker 3: Whatever it's full of, it belongs to Kitty, so you
- 15:54Speaker 3: may as well forget it.
- 15:55Speaker 6: Forget it? When a fortune that's rightfully ours is laying
- 15:59Speaker 6: right there on that table and about to slip through
- 16:01Speaker 6: our fingers?
- 16:03Speaker 4: You get your hands up, Marshal.
- 16:06Speaker 6: You too, Chester.
- 16:06Speaker 4: Alvin. Alvin, that was a real foolish move you just made.
- 16:13Speaker 4: You know. Now you hand over the gun. Stay back, Marshal.
- 16:16Speaker 4: I'll shoot. Alvin, I said hand over the gun. Marshal,
- 16:21Speaker 4: so help me.
- 16:21Speaker 6: If you take one more... You hit him. You hit Elvin.
- 16:27Speaker 4: All right, drag him back and lock him up, Justice.
- 16:28Speaker 6: Yes, Mr.
- 16:29Speaker 8: Dillon.
- 16:30Speaker 6: All right, come on. You're locking up Elvin?
- 16:33Speaker 4: Assault with a deadly weapon.
- 16:35Speaker 3: Judge Bentle figures it's worth about $ 100 in good hard cash.
- 16:39Speaker 4: Miss Cutler. And courts at 10 in the morning if
- 16:42Speaker 4: you want to be there.
- 16:43Speaker 9: But what will I do tonight?
- 16:44Speaker 3: Why don't you get yourself a room over at the
- 16:46Speaker 3: Dodge house and meditate on your sins?
- 16:49Speaker 1: My sins?
- 16:49Speaker 4: Good night, Miss Cutler.
- 16:51Speaker 6: Oh, Mr.
- 16:51Speaker 5: Dillon.
- 17:00Speaker 4: Well, now I suppose you want to take a look
- 17:04Speaker 4: at your diamonds and emeralds, huh, Kitty?
- 17:07Speaker 8: Can't we just burn it, Matt? Not even open it?
- 17:10Speaker 4: A crowbait wouldn't have wanted you to do that.
- 17:14Speaker 8: Yeah, I know.
- 17:15Speaker 4: Anyhow, you got too much curiosity to do something like that,
- 17:18Speaker 4: and you know it.
- 17:21Speaker 8: Well, you win, Matt.
- 17:23Speaker 4: Okay, let's see now. Yeah, I guess if we... Break
- 17:28Speaker 4: the seal on the catcher. There we go.
- 17:33Speaker 8: Matt, it's full of banknotes.
- 17:36Speaker 4: Yeah. Confederate banknotes, Kitty.
- 17:42Speaker 8: Well, what do you know? You suppose he thought they
- 17:45Speaker 8: might fight the war over again someday, Matt?
- 17:48Speaker 4: Maybe. Now, wait a minute. There's something underneath here.
- 17:51Speaker 6: What is it, Matt?
- 17:53Speaker 3: It's an army medal. Bravery in action. Field citation. Awarded
- 17:59Speaker 3: to Lieutenant Robert Danford Conroy.
- 18:02Speaker 8: That was his name.
- 18:03Speaker 3: For conspicuous heroism during the storming of Chapultepec Heights, September 13, 1847. Signed,
- 18:12Speaker 3: General Winfield Scott, Commander-in-Chief, United States Expeditionary Forces in Mexico.
- 18:19Speaker 8: Here's a silver dollar, Matt. Uh-huh.
- 18:24Speaker 4: Well, at least that's worth something.
- 18:26Speaker 8: Look.
- 18:27Speaker 4: It's a ribbon.
- 18:29Speaker 8: Silk hair bow tied to a curl, like a hair. Matt,
- 18:35Speaker 8: I wonder who she was.
- 18:37Speaker 4: Oh, whoever it was a long time ago.
- 18:41Speaker 8: Metal, a curl, a dollar, a box full of worthless paper.
- 18:48Speaker 8: Story of a man's life, Matt.
- 18:50Speaker 4: Yeah. And there have been worse stories.
- 18:57Speaker 8: I'll keep the curl and the metal. You know something?
- 19:03Speaker 4: What?
- 19:04Speaker 8: We'll spend the dollar on a drink.
- 19:09Speaker 4: All right, Kitty. I think I'd have pleased him.
- 19:12Speaker 3: Come on. Come on.
- 19:29Speaker 2: Gunsmoke. Produced and directed by Norman McDonald, stars William Conrad
- 19:34Speaker 2: as Matt Dillon, U.S. Marshal. The story was specially written
- 19:37Speaker 2: for Gunsmoke by Les Crutchfield, with editorial supervision by John Meston.
- 19:42Speaker 2: The music was composed and conducted by Rex Corey. Sound
- 19:46Speaker 2: patterns by Ray Kemper and Bill James.
- 19:53Speaker 1: Gunsmoke's Crowbait Bob concludes our program this evening. Follow Gunsmoke
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