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Dad Jokes To Tell This Holiday Season · The Cubby and Christine Morning Show

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  Speaker 1: Andy Williams on New York's Christmas station one oh six
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  Speaker 1: Boy seven Light of Fam. I'm cubby. Christine's on vacation
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  Speaker 1: in Germany. We got Nina do Rio. We got producer
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  Speaker 1: Kristen standing by producing our show. If you're going to
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  Speaker 1: a Christmas party, you have a way to break some mice,
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  Speaker 1: don't you, Nina.
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  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's tough people don't know each other. You want
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  Speaker 2: to get a conversation started, need a way to break
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  Speaker 2: the ice. Tell a dumb joke.
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  Speaker 3: Just just jump right in and just tell a joke a.
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  Speaker 2: Way of starting a conversation. It's just to say I've
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  Speaker 2: got a dumb joke. It's not a good joke, but
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  Speaker 2: it's a dumb joke. Let me start there, like maybe
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  Speaker 2: a good dad joke, right, yeah, something like what do
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  Speaker 2: you call a song in an automobile?
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  Speaker 3: What do you call a song in an automobile? Would
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  Speaker 3: it be cartoons?
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  Speaker 4: A cartoon cartoon? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: And I didn't even read that, by the way, I
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  Speaker 1: just I knew that because I like dumb jokes. I'd
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  Speaker 1: be like, why can't you pass gas in an Apple
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  Speaker 1: store because they don't have windows?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Max don't have windows? Windows?
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  Speaker 4: Because they don't have windows. Okay, what else you got?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? I got a slew a dad joke. Don't get
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  Speaker 3: you going. What do you call a bunch of authors
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  Speaker 3: living on the same street?
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  Speaker 4: A bunch of authors living on the same.
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  Speaker 3: Street writer's block?
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  Speaker 4: Oh, thank you, I'm not going to get any of these.
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  Speaker 1: I sent my son to his room for saying Jim
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  Speaker 1: Morrison was a terrible musician. Sorry, but we do not
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  Speaker 1: slam the doors in this ouse.
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  Speaker 2: That's actually funny, got you, dad jokest I have one joke.
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  Speaker 2: What you want to hear my one? My one joke
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  Speaker 2: that I tell sometimes. Okay, it's not I don't know
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  Speaker 2: if it counts as a dad joke. Mushroom walks into
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  Speaker 2: a bar. Bartram just says, we don't serve mushrooms. Mushroom says,
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  Speaker 2: but I'm a fun guy.
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  Speaker 3: High four four three six three Texas A jad doke?
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  Speaker 4: Sure do that too?
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  Speaker 3: A dad joke? And maybe well I'm a big fan
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  Speaker 3: of fad fad joke.
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  Speaker 4: You can't even sure whatever you want hit
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  Speaker 3: Me out light of him