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Unfunny, Worthless Podcast: Last Jedi Title Reveal & Bubbles Biopic · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I recently got a new computer yes mhm how long do you leave it when you get a
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brand new computer before you start going the porn sites again welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy why did you stop well you know
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just a lot of porn sites have viruses and stuff a little scared when you get
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that new computer you want to keep it pristine and running well but how long
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do you wait Luke just wear a condom that's how you protect from viruses so
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it's not that you're like you don't have antivirus or anything like that it's
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just that you'll abstain for a while and then just be like ah [ __ ] it this computer's
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old yeah pretty much yeah time to ruin this computer with porn related
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viruses just install uh ghostery or something like that not live on the edge
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suit yourself you don't need virus protection all right so you're uh you're
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not talking about the kind of the mainstream sites then I take it you know
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like you're going You're Going looking for this stuff I'm going to the dark the
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dark web Jesus yeah I don't actually know what the dark web is they're
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websites that aren't linked by any other website so you've got to like you've got
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to know where to go I don't think that's true I think it's actually you just need
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uh you need to know the IP address someone's going to write in and be like
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you're full of [ __ ] yeah you got idiots compl speaking of which I've got some
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bad news guys what some really bad news
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Chiller 7 really doesn't like this
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podcast what oh man Chiller I didn't realize uh until fairly recently you
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know how there's different iTunes stores different country stores so there's an
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Australian one and a us one for example I didn't realize the reviews and ratings
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are separate really yeah so for years and years and years we've just been
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checking the Australian one because that's where we lived uh and it
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turns out there's actually all all the country stores have their own ratings
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and reviews the other day Jenner and I were looking at him and she discovered
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on the US store we've got completely different reviews we hadn't seen them
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before and we got some lovely ones and they're mostly really really good which
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is was awesome thank you so much uh we appreciate it there's this one review by
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Chiller 7 I'm going to read this to you now okay get ready
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the title is unfunny worthless podcast m
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y just tell me just tell me straight off if he mentions me by name
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no read this you now don't waste your time listening to These Guys these guys
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try too hard to be funny but they're not very good at it sorry guys but simply
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mentioning penis does not automatically result in laughs yes it does say you
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guys just laughed more importantly not only are they bad comedians they're also
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not very good critics having your own opinion is fine but making all sorts of
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factual and accuracies is unforgivable and these guys get all sorts of facts
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wrong their movie reviews are full of inaccurate comments wrong plot details
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complaints about things that didn't happen in the movie Etc that I wonder if
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they even honestly watch the films that they're
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reviewing not always not always listen to this podcast only if you want your in
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intelligent insulted oh can we actually use that as a tagline or will we have to pay this
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[ __ ] royalty we could probably just use it one
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star he still gave us a star out of five one out of five is not bad yeah I think
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he was I think you're required to give us something in order to leave the
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review but then so we were like [ __ ] he really doesn't like the show
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it's cold that's cold but you can actually click through and see what else they what
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other reviews they've left right on iTunes so he did that and man this this
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well gentleman or lady is [ __ ] brutal if you click through it's just this like
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this like like SWA swth swath how do you
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pronounce that word swath yeah swath I've only read it never said it wave
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wave uh Cornucopia of one onar reviews that he's
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Left podcast and we got off lightly there are podcast there are reviews
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where he like [ __ ] names the hosts and just rips them to shreds like you
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got like you got off lucky I'll be honest Matt that's kind of where I
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thought he was going there for a minute but yeah so uh how old is that
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review can we tell it's from July last year okay I thought look maybe if it was
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from so long ago it was during the first six months or something then um yeah I
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don't disagree it's recent oh well that leads me to my next uh I don't know
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piece of information I noticed a trend amongst the reviews and now that's not
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to say his criticism is you know everybody's entitled to their opinion
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not everyone's going to like this show and it's fine like he doesn't like the
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show that's fine like I'm not not going to take it personally uh however I did
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notice uh that there was there was a
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theme uh in his his critique or it seemed like he was annoyed about
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something in particular and if you'll think back to what films came out last
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year that we were very critical of maybe you'll figure out what I'm getting at
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what was last July certain superhero film was it Captain America Civil War
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talking about Batman v Superman oh Batman v Superman oh yeah definitely I
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was not going to be a Marvel film so I I have a feeling I said nothing but good
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things about Batman basically I know but we were like the rest of us were very
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critical of it and cuz it was a terrible movie I didn't say wasn't a terrible
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movie I just said I [ __ ] loved watching it I just noticed that uh it was
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mostly uh DC related stuff that he was mad at people for not liking or
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criticizing and and to be fair uh it's
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entirely likely that we did make up some stuff in the film like that have
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happened like I may we may have made a joke or something stupid like that uh
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but it did make me think maybe we should start a new
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segment and I don't know what it's going to be called yet uh but basically I am
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going to review films that I haven't seen y great I mean we do enough of that
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already anyway it may as well be a segment yeah um so I don't know what to
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call it uh let's call it chill 7 in
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honor of the person who inspired us to do this all right well this week I'm pretty
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sure I could review movies just from trailers these days yeah well that's
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what I was going to say maybe you guys could probably help me out I was hoping
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uh this week maybe we could review The Great Wall uh that's you know it's
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currently out in cinemas um The Great Wall built it yet well well uh Stars Ben
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Affleck obviously is a laborer working oh the movie yeah working in ancient
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China constructing affordable housing in front of privileged children I'll stop
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you there Matt Damon no Ben Affleck okay I see where you going are you sure
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you've seen this film down all right I'll let this slide yep go on yeah uh so
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I mean what did you think overall of the Great Wall um was a bit of a bit of a
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tearjerker for me yeah look I I think any any film that says it's great in the
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title I mean it was a good wall uh that they built i' say at best it was pretty
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good yeah it's definitely better than Batman versus Superman um so for those
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of you who haven't seen it the plot of Great Wall is similar to the old 1980s
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uh baseball movie Field of Dreams right sure so this is about a bunch of um
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people in China wanting a wall coming together and building one sentimental
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and it's just beautiful yeah the First Act mostly consists of extended shots of
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Ben Affleck building theonomous wall mhm uh it did drag on a bit yeah there was
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well you have to remember this is an ad it's just movie it's an ad made into a
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movie for Great Wall cars that's right which yeah which I
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don't know why they focus so much on an actual wall uh in that case I think
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maybe the director missed the oh Matt come on mate you're better than that the
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wall is a metaphor oh the wall is a
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metaphor for societal change right right
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I see well I did in uh I mean things pick up a bit when you know the the
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town's people become enamored with the wall uh and then obviously the legal
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battle and shoes uh because you know Ben just wants to finish his
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wall uh and the rest of the world wants to declare it a holy sight because it's
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plus there's that whole thing about like which is the inside of the wall and
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which is the outside of the wall yeah right you got people on both sides of it
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arguing it asks the hard questions certainly does can I ask you guys a question though
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sure did you feel that there was an inappropriate amount of Hardcore nudity I
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guess well I mean what's inappropriate I I actually think there could have been
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more yeah more inappropriate hardcore nudity more
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dong set in China yeah and and obviously I cried at the end when the wall was declared too
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beautiful for this world and and torn down and then Ben was obviously crushed
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by the rubble uh I yeah I wept yeah the after the credits sequence surprised me
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yeah I don't believe they're making a sequel yeah yeah yeah yeah I didn't
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expect uh to see gratuitous uh nudity of
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Ben Affleck corpse yeah that's true but I did like how they worked Nick Fury in you
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know putting together a team because you know that in the next one benf corbs is
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going to be an Avenger yeah he's gonna be Batman in The Avengers he's G to be
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dead dick out Batman because that's his plan to like to make Batman not [ __ ]
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that's that's the name of the Standalone Batman
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film The Avengers end of this
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podcast Batman dead dick Batman that's
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the great w okay good call that's uh that's for you Chiller 7 no I just I
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thought that was a good review deserve to be answered with another good
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review but on that note I mean teams so far we've been very lucky and that's the
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only negative review we've received um if you'd like to help us combat uh that
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actually it hasn't had much of an effect on the overall score to be honest
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because we've we actually do have really good reviews and we're like thank you
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very much listeners for that um if you want to do even more good then hop on
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and give us a review a positive review look back in the day when multiple
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nerdgasm was not a podcast but a Blog yeah if you can remember back
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that far I know what you're gonna say we did have one negative uh it wasn't a
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review so much as just a comment it was it was negative and it's
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best not repeated to be hon yeah and it did call someone out by name oh yeah it
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did but they're not here right now no I think you remind me off air cuz I forget
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what this is all right we can beep out the the word word that was used just cuz
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I know you know we don't want to offend anybody you got to say it in the voice
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too dry your
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eyes that was the review I'm not that's the comment yeah that's that's just what
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was written under a uh lament shall we say yeah dry your
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eyes oh the internet brutal Yeah man so we've got some actual
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content this week uh I mean we make up most of this [ __ ] anyway but is there
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any actual yeah well actually we we've kind of we don't have to segue too far
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from all that garbage we were just talking about it's been rumored this
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week Ben Affleck no longer uh in addition to no longer directing the
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Batman movie he apparently also doesn't want to be Batman no more what the [ __ ]
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that well I saw this and I mean he doesn't really have a choice right now
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he's got to do you know he's got to Justice League and he's got to do the
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Batman stand alone but I believe it's actually yeah it's actually a secret as
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to how many he's actually signed on for so I'm guessing he's only signed on for
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the three but he did Suicide Squad technically so uh I don't know maybe he's trying
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to um I don't know maybe he's trying to do something with that well you know
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this might not be true but uh it doesn't wouldn't surprise me
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[Music]
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[Laughter]
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that's right well um it'll be sad to see him go but uh in good news Mel Gibson is
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in negotiations to direct wait for it Suicide Squad
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to yeah fantastic news yeah he um as as
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we you know they needed to to kind of step away from the controversy and if
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there's I can't think of a better director uh if you're trying to avoid being
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controversial than Mel Gibson is Mel Gibson a make book
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fair uh I don't know it's probably best we don't speculate since we don't know
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done he has done some uh book to film
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adaptations before uh most
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notably the Bible right that's true yeah
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yeah is there a comic of the Bible there probably is we discuss this
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already I'm I swear to God I've said the words is there a comic book of the Bible
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before on this show or in my life is a manga of the Bible and I know because
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there's one on my bookshelf really somebody gave it to me
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and I apologize if you're that person and you're listening because I can't
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remember who you are Mel Gibson's going
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a but Jesus is kind of like a superhero right he's the original superhero
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well after raah I guess yeah thousands of years
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me as well and Thor maybe gilges well if you're just keeping it original hero to
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the like the the Jesus Universe well God would be the original hero he's got he's
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got us there yeah yeah yeah the Jesus
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Universe the extended Jesus Universe you got the Marvel Universe the DC Universe
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and the Jesus verse I'll stop you there Luke since they made the New Testament
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the Old Testament is no longer Canon it's now called Legends
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Legend yeah so Mel Gibson uh [ __ ] hell all right I think he would be
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terrible and I don't think he'll get the job could he possibly do a worse job
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that's my question because let's be honest the films that Mel Gibson has
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directed at least the ones I bothered to watch have been pretty good yeah I was
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going to say it's not like braveart for example Brave heart's for all its
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criticism I'll say it's [ __ ] excellent yeah I like I like it I like
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braveart I like uh what else has he done he did apocal what's it called
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apocalyptic Apocalypto also excellent uh did you guys see that uh the Patriot
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which I've not seen with wasn't
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great and I mean he didn't direct Mad
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Max but he was tops in it um yeah yeah he's usually in the films he directs
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actually oh not lately oh yeah The Passion of the Christ he did uh
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obviously we have mentioned that um he wasn't in that though no um because he
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couldn't bring himself to be around that many
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Jews you know yeah that uh he he he almost also directed that train wreck of
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a uh of a what's it police interaction that's right with officers off H can't
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even talk officer sugar tits officer sugar tits with staring Sean connory
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yeah you shling shy piece of ass I suppose there's no chance of a sausage
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sandwich yeah man I can't believe somebody else remembers that Hal and
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Pace yeah yeah I love Halen Pace I often ask people have you ever seen Halen pace
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and they always say no man Hal how did I see it then yeah I don't know either but
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I know the exact sketch you're talking about clearly and listeners if you
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familiar with Halen Pace please write in podcast at multip nerdgasm tocom like
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were they they're British right but were they only big in Australia yeah they
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were man and when they toured Australia they played at the penth Panthers
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Leagues Club you know that I do remember that and at the time thinking that was a
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bigger deal than it really is so yeah I guess it's all making sense to me now
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wow they've made it all the way to Panthers yeah I like yeah watch it leave
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penth you realize that's not an accomplishment yeah that's right no
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one's even [ __ ] heard of it penth mind you I've never performed a
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penth Panthers have you you know what I almost did and I been on stage there I
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um my band was supposed to play at Panthers and we turned up we turned up
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with all our gear and [ __ ] and they went oh no sorry uh you cancel cuz killing Heidi's
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playing so bumped by killing Heidi we went and I met Ella Hooper oh well
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that's a plus but I didn't get to play at Panthers so did you get technically
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no I haven't uh well I know I shook a hand I mean so yes but yeah yeah sure
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she's done a lot with that hand and the guitarist with the long red dreads yeah
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I cared less about him than I cared about Ella Hooper to be honest yeah I
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lik killing Harley yeah I go listen to her tomorrow [ __ ] all the any any non
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Australian non- [ __ ] penth listeners like un let's talk more about local
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bands from the 90s from Western Sydney one
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star so Mel Gibson uh probably heard of him I don't know yeah I don't think he
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could do worse I don't think he could do better really no you don't think that
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maybe just maybe Mel Gibson was the missing ingredient to that Suicide Squad
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abortion of a film Suicide Squad maybe I mean I have a feeling he wouldn't put up
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with [ __ ] from the studio like at best like sorry well at least we
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would get Mel Gibson's vision of Suicide Squad if he was doing yeah that's right
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which at would at least be interesting I
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think so I I yeah I'd see it look I I may or may not see
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Suicide Squad to when it comes out and it's gonna take Mel Gibson someone like
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Mel Gibson to make me curious enough to see this yeah directed by George Miller bring him
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back together oh my God imagine George Miller
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directing Mel Gibson as Batman
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yeah Luke's head just explode yeah I can't take
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it they could do it like Kingdom Come and it could be an aging Batman you know
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[ __ ] I would watch the [ __ ] out of that I I listen to um you know the QA with
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Jeff gold smith yeah I'm G give a plug out for that's another podcast that yeah
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shout out to Jeff gold smith I don't know why I halfway through his name gold
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smith yes as good as gold smith that is a [ __ ] great podcast yeah listen to
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the the the Mad Max Fury Road episode where we interviewed George Miller and uh [ __ ]
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so great he's just so good definitely listen to it if you're into film uh at
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all it's definitely a good podcast to check out listeners me did they get the facts
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right yeah no he makes [ __ ] up he just makes it up I also listen to the James
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gun episode with about I like James gun I know this is
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[ __ ] sorry for this Rat Hole but uh you may recall Dan that I've often
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stated in the past that I don't like James gun like in fact I was pretty
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adamant about it for a long time and then like [ __ ] James gun I hate that
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guy's films and then I saw Guardians and it came directed by James G and I'm sure
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I've said this as well and I was like a for [ __ ] sake and and then you loved
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it [ __ ] loved it and I was like huh and then I'm like I'm now you're going
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back to Slither and all that [ __ ] see but like like immediately afterwards I
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was like what else did he do and then I looked it up and I'm like wait I love
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Slither wait I love and Juliet it's like wait the only film he's done that I
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didn't like was super and I didn't dislike it that much so I don't know
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where it just it just wasn't what we thought it was going to be right I mean hero to
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uh The Dawn of the Dead remake that was great that's true he did like he wrote
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and directed trom uh tro and Julet tro and Juliet yeah listeners if you don't
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know what we're talking about when we say tromeo and Juliet and if you don't
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know what troma is in general you should you should watch it don't is one star at
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least watch uh the Toxic Avenger yeah or
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um poultrygeist night of the chicken dead I remember we watched that one
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Halloween yeah no Thanksgiving oh it was Thanksgiving we watched a whole bunch of
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turkey because we watched thanks killing yeah as well Parts one and three [ __ ]
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and I had to turn three off because I was like hysterical yeah probably not as
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funny it's just that I drank a lot of pumpkin flavored beer I press uh so if
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we're going to go back to talking about weird movies that probably shouldn't
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happen sure right like M Gibson's vision for Suicide Squad 2 should happen yeah
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do you guys also know that uh the director of what we do in the shadows
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that amazing movie that we all love except Matt and he's wrong
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uhuh and who is also doing Thor Ragnarok
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yeah is now in the works to direct a
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movie based on the life of bubbles Michael Jackson's chimp Dan are you
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trying to avoid pronouncing his name um I don't know what you're talking about
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Matt whose name would that be Tao white
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Titi okay you don't have to be vulgar about it but I had to go I had to go on
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it y you did ta y Tity yeah that sounds
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about right yeah yeah probably doesn't sound like a
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question everything sounds like a question when you say it in an
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Australian accent guys remember bubbles yeah of course is the life of
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bubbles that interesting well we're GNA find out this is a chimp I mean that
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lived at Michael Jackson's house and used to get dressed by Michael Jackson
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in matching but much smaller Michael Jackson clothing I don't know how this
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not be interesting I mean the [ __ ] this guy would have seen I'm hoping that they
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don't use a real chimp either and that they use the technology they use in
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Planet of the Apes yeah because then then this chimp can do literally
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anything man um I bet it's I bet it's like like a it's a real tear jerker as
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well like yeah this poor little who is going to play Michael Jackson or is it
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not about that does it just start with like well him being kidnapped from the
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jungle and in the distance you can hear [Laughter]
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well last time someone tried to betray Michael Jackson there was a big big
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uproar about it did you see that t it was a TV show I think uh when there was
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a I forget the actor's name but he it
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was a white guy in a lot of makeup to make him look like Michael Jackson
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looked towards the end and people were a
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bit horrified by it they would have preferred a black actor in white face
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well see yeah that's the thing I mean we don't necessarily have to discuss what
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what would or wouldn't have been better but I do think it was a little bit of a
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tough call given the did you guys ever see subject
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matter did you guys ever see that artist uh composite sketch I guess that they
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were computer rendering I think it might have been that they did of Michael
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Jackson of what he would look like not now but you know
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plastic surgery you normally no yeah yeah okay I found I'm going to past
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it oh
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wow that is like not the same person no
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no is interesting it's like a human being yeah it's just like a handsome older black man
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yeah oh it's a shame I mean yeah had a had an odd kind of sad
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life overall I think yeah I think we can
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safely say that did you see uh while we
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we mentioned Thor Ragnarok uh did you see they released just some concept
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art of something that happens in Thor
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Ragnarok and it's Thor in like a
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gladiator style Arena fighting Hulk who's wearing like what like gladiator
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armor I'm like [ __ ]
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yeah so I I it like I don't know I didn't expect the film to be about that
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yeah evidently that's something that happens in one of the comic book series
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oh yeah but a lot of stuff happens in the comics that they wouldn't put in a
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movie cuz it's stupid like you know what I mean there's but that's what I like
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that they are like it's yeah I'd watch [ __ ] out of this you found
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it I've found a bunch of [ __ ] and I don't know what's real and not but I
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kind of don't care at this point yeah it it looks kind of amazing right overall y
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so I'm yeah I'm pretty pretty Keen to see this and Kate blanchet's in it um
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and they showed some concept art of what her character looks like and it looks
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awesome does he fight her in a gladiator style Arena I don't know because I would
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watch that also yeah I am have something
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to say I haven't seen a Thor movie yet you haven't seen any of them
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no have you seen you should the Avengers I've seen The Avengers so you're aware
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of Thor haven't seen an Iron Man movie haven't seen you haven't seen any Iron
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Man movies nope I'm pasting down the bottom the picture that I was talking
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about and then just imagine how awesome it's going to be to watch this yeah
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absolutely Hulk's got an also yeah I was about to say I don't quite know why Hulk
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needs an axe but glad he's got one worry about it it's not that kind of movie dan
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yeah I don't know why with the the all the Marvel movies I seem to be skipping
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like the Standalone ones I've seen the Captain America ones yeah right they're
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good and then M aveng ones and Guardians I know you you didn't like um Thor as
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much as I did Dan I know I remember we've had this conversation yeah I I
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liked Thor but I it was lesser to me than something like Iron Man I really
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enjoyed Thor 2 like a lot I I saw it in theaters and really enjoyed it now I
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have to admit I didn't see Thor 2 I thought it was very very good but I will
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catch up it's got Christopher eckelson in it come on guys okay all right watch
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anything with a former doctor you haven't see anything iron you know I
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haven't seen Iron Man 3 I need to watch Iron Man 3 no come on what three was all
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right wasn't it I heard I mean two was garbage well not garbage it just wasn't
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only three was the worst of the three yeah three was by far the worst huh if
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you thought two was Baden seen it it's just what I've heard really okay we're
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talking about films do we want to talk I mean I was thinking the other day we
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could we could just change this to be a Star Wars podcast these days the way
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things are going like we could do a whole there's just so much news at the
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moment it's not our fault yeah it's and then because we used to get criticized
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uh for talking about Star Wars too much and that was before they were making
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Star Wars movies every year that's before we had this
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jingle um and there's a [ __ ] ton of it this week I've noticed so I mean
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every week it's a it's a good time to be a Star Wars fan it is who is thandy
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Newton Tandy Newton why do I care about
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them possible to okay fine she was also
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in Westworld yeah she was TOS in West and now she's going to be in the hand
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Solo movie which okay I'm happy about because um I'm assuming she'll be just
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as nude in that as she was in Westworld yeah so we've discussed this
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before I'm sure but I was surprised by how nude she was in West world yeah I
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think we're all pleasantly surprised only because I mean which is ridiculous
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for me to say this but because she was a mission impossible too she was a big
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starh yeah yeah she made a movie in Sy
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that's right yeah but no she's uh she's a great actress that movie's shaping up
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pretty well any idea who she's going to be playing in it or I think they're
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announcing those kind of details at this point plays Lando's mom I think that's
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that's feasible I guess yeah don't know Keen to find out I've accidentally
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popped the same article in here twice so uh I popped it in there once and you
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popped it in there once but slightly less Star Wars news
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uh but it's important news that's right they've replaced Kenny
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Baker I have a theory about this I me to obviously who it's not a theory
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Luke no no no I have a theory about the
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replacement and my theory is that he's looking pretty
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old and my theor is that uh they get to kill far to deta in the next movie no
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because the replacement is old yes is that how droids work they're not
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they're not setting the replacement up to be around for a long time right so
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R2D2 heard it here first all right R2D2 is going to get killed by his son in uh
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Last Jedi or you think they were hoping Kenny
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Baker would wait until Al I just if they were planning that R2-D2 was going to be
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around for like another few more years they would have got someone younger to
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play the role okay and who are we really living in a day where they still have
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someone sitting in R2D2 to make him Shake hang on I I'm I like where you're
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going with this because I'm amused by it but I am going to point out it doesn't
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really matter who's in there as long as they can shake the thing around a bit no
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but I mean Luke raises a valid point if it doesn't matter who's in there why did
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they choose another really really old dwarf yeah fair enough but on the other
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hand it's not like they've replaced him in this one and it's kind of you know
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when they replaced Pippa on home and away sorry again anybody spoilers no
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plus spoilers yeah spoilers but like it's not like they're gonna oh like when
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they replaced um Katie Holmes in the dark night and Dave [ __ ] boycotted
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the movie yeah that's right it's not like people are going to go see it and
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be like wait a minute that's not R2-D2 yeah I mean [ __ ] different guy
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Anthony Daniels even kept playing 3PO when was no 3B to play you know they
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like to have it going but Jimmy ve looks like Bizarro Kenny
35:35
Baker he does let me check this out Jimmy V yeah
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okay Bizarro Kenny Baker also in this picture it looks like
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he's just been caught out doing something he's not supposed
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to yeah playing R2D2 he's playing with something so he's already shot The Last
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Jedi presumably because he's it and we've learned this
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week thanks to the Wonder of foreign languages that the Last Jedi is plural
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that's right and we we speculated but it's uh thanks to the German and Spanish
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translation of the titles um which have
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different words for groupings yeah they're like uh like gender specific
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kind of uh languages gender specific no
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groups specific they are they jenda specific as well yeah they are I know
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but I'm just realized that that's not what I meant
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ah um but are we sure that that is what
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it is someone that didn't just have someone who's on Google um translate
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just type in The Last Jedi to put on posters just type in The Last Jedi and
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see what it spits out cuz Google knows yes come on Google bust this wide
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open yeah oh the word Jedi thanks Google Disney did when they were making the posters
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for the different countries I like to think that they put
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more effort in than that to be honest although it does seem strange that they
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wouldn't have picked up on that themselves like somebody in Germany must
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have said when sorry when I do this is this is this just one or is it to
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multiple of them and like they must have asked that question in order to to write
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the word correctly yeah to write the title you would imagine they would have
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to jump through a lot of Hoops and that it's not just yeah knock
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yourself out call whatever you want yeah but I I have just done Google
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translate and Google translate doesn't go to plural version it doesn't it
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doesn't okay though there might be some truth behind this now
37:46
interesting see there are facts we're doing research now yeah
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exactly oh we can ruin that yeah exactly I mean this is sort of
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related it's like Star Wars fans picking up a minutia uh like like that um they
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updated the the Star Wars the wiki on the Star Wars website you know the the
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database of all the information and um
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apparently they added to Ray and kylo
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Ren's articles just like adjusted them just the tiniest little bit and on both
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articles added um wording to the effect of there is a strange bond between them
38:27
like a link between them and and like it's it's nothing it's just that they
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added a reference to a strange link between them and within days Star Wars
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fans were like what's that about like this [ __ ] eagle-eyed Star
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Wars fans noticed that the words had changed so yeah no indication of what it
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means it just says uh is this just on Wikipedia cuz I could go do that no no
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no this is on the actual on the Lucas film like owned Star Wars we site they
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have like a DAT like a database on there of all the um characters and everything
39:02
like that and they they updated Ray's page and then kylo Ren's page on the
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same day to add a little sentence about a strange connection between them with
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no context or anything like that yeah but to me I think we already knew they
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had a strange Bond when we do right he sucked all of his knowledge out his head
39:24
yeah we know that except it's just people have picked up on the fact that
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they like specifically changed those two articles to say that in
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December internet you have far too much time in your hands
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yeah it could be nothing but it is a little bit curious wonder why they did
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that but we'll find out probably to to throw people off the sent and stop them
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talking about whether Jedi is plural or not but do you think I mean imagine
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having to think about that like like oh we've got to change something on the on
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the website and say a [ __ ] the fans are going to be all over it like no no it's
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just we're just just going to change reword a sentence slightly okay well if
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you must do it just say they've got a special bond don't even say any details
40:07
and never like oh my God special bond yeah exactly that's all that's all it is
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spoilers K and Ray have a link I watched
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a documentary this week actually today what'd you learn I am your father you
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learned that all right all right that's a surprise to me but uh all right yeah
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yeah yeah it's about custody and DNA and uh paternity test it's actually a
40:32
documentary about David prow it's actually a video that a small child sent
40:37
to Luke and was like I am you are my [Laughter] father
40:43
well bodybuilding documentary is it yeah well that's what they said it was about
40:49
it was actually about the director wait
40:54
what oh the director he kept throwing himself into this
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documentary and making it about him oh like a really like a Michael more style
41:06
documentary see I thought I've seen this on Netflix right and from my from what I
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know of it I thought this was about David PR and that you know that you
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don't know who that is got interviews with him yeah and it even goes through
41:19
and but the whole thing is to I think the director wanted just wanted to be
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able to say he's directed David PR cuz he gets him to they recreate oh the
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ending of returning to Jedi right right right right you can't see it at all oh
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right they just they assure you that they recreated it yes well they you see
41:37
them filming it but then they go we can't funny like he sits goes David PR I
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I would like to would you like to film the ending return J we'll have you in
41:47
and he goes yes the next thing goes to the director going who do I have to
41:51
speak to there to be able to get permission to reshoot one of your seeds
41:54
from Return of the Jedi the disy said
41:59
no course they say no did so just to clarify are we talking about the fact
42:05
that prouse although he played Darth Vader in all three films never showed
42:10
his face and finally when Darth Vader was unmasked they cast another actor
42:17
Sebastian Shaw they had one of The Producers on there and he says the
42:21
reason why this was done was they perhap looked young they someone who looked old
42:27
enough to be Luke's father yeah mhm mhm I mean it makes sense well that does
42:31
sound fair yep yep yeah if if Luke is
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right and in episode 8 they crack R2D2
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open there's not going to be a dwarf inside just because there has been
42:46
playing it you know that would be an amazing scene
42:52
though he just rolls out and everyone's like oh my God all the droids are like
42:58
wait what did you think was inside of us
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yeah yeah and they just take off their
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helmets no but I think this movie this Docker was it was actually really
43:10
disappointing it had it could have been so good that's a shame I was actually
43:14
planning to watch it uh look I had like Jeremy bulock on there and had but I
43:20
didn't go into details about his bodybuilding and things like that like
43:23
he um he was the one who trained Christopher ree to be Superman right Tau
43:27
him to fly him to
43:34
fly didn't go into any of
43:38
that it's just really disappointing so it's just this dude fing him for an hour
43:44
and a half was it no it's you don't even meet David PR till half an hour in
43:49
what's it about before that oh interviewing with some other
43:54
people and then how David press was hard done by Ander the director just talking
43:58
about how he's upset and sad it was just having a wank pretty
44:05
much this is a great review and I love
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it it's just just a
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wank well all right I was going to watch it but I don't know I'll I'll see well
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you can watch it and see what you think all right to hear what you think
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all right I'll watch it this week wow you've been put in your place Matthew yeah Bud
44:29
H all right and um well little bit more Star Wars news John Williams is
44:33
currently uh I mean probably not right now because it's early in the morning but he is
44:38
currently uh writing the score for the Last Jedi because uh he wants to do
44:43
another one and he's not sure he's going to be able to do episode 9 is how that
44:47
it was worded in an article that I read so that was a bit sad but uh yeah he's
44:52
getting the Last Jedi done oh and he wanted to spend more time on this one as
44:55
well because he like the this might be his last one no
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well the the themes for um for Ray and for kylo Ren and the new characters were
45:04
kind of um underdeveloped yeah he said there's there's more to them that he
45:09
didn't get to get to in the force awakens because they were introducing
45:13
them uh whereas in this one he wanted to spend more time on it and um and kind of
45:17
Flesh those out so well that makes sense and I'm glad to hear that because I I
45:21
did feel that Force awakens didn't necessarily bring anything really new
45:27
and exciting to the table in terms of themes I think Ray's theme is great in
45:34
in the force awakens and so I'm really Keen to hear more of that kind of stuff
45:38
and because I mean honestly his music like even as much as I you know I'm not
45:44
huge on the prequels we've discussed this but but
45:49
the music is [ __ ] amazing the music
45:53
isic yeah exactly right and um across the Stars you know the love theme from
45:58
Attack of the Clones like all of those scenes are [ __ ] atrocious except the
46:02
music is amazing in the [ __ ] scene where Anakin's being a creepy weirdo
46:08
down by the river and the music's on and then he like she goes no and then
46:13
there's like a record scratch
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[ __ ] damn it George Don't one star review I know there's not actually a record scratch I
46:25
know it just Fades out very suddenly and it's abup and it shits
46:30
me you know I started to doubt I almost believed
46:35
you this is probably exactly what that what chilling seven was talking about no
46:40
but but yeah well [ __ ] you for starters Chiller seven but but the thing is that
46:45
every time I convince myself that those prequels aren't as bad as I remember
46:49
they're worse than I remember yeah it's true [ __ ] awful I don't know what I
46:54
was thinking at the time all right and speaking of the prequels uh there's a
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new Star Wars novel out Star Wars aftermath aftermath
47:04
aftermath [ __ ] no it's after maath it's uh it's about after per I've been
47:09
hanging out here in America too long um aftermath it's the force awakens prequel
47:15
right after aftermath the ah [ __ ] I don't know it comes after the destroy it
47:20
talks about what happens between right yeah right and so the new one that's out
47:26
uh has Judo minks in it and we get to find out what he's up to he's still
47:31
alive please brutally murdered no oh almost as
47:36
good yeah he's a [ __ ] homeless street [Laughter]
47:41
performer uh and they call him the clown yeah and
47:47
uh yeah I [ __ ] still baffles me that this is like I don't know why they had
47:52
to put this in there there's in the new book apparently there's a scene where uh
47:56
some people refugees arrive and there's a goofy
48:01
gungan who entertains them and performs for the kids and does tricks and uh and it
48:08
says where are he he leaps back up into the air and comes down with a splash Le
48:13
from compass point to Compass Point back and forth before finally conking his
48:16
head on the edge and plopping down on his butt shaking his head tongue wagging
48:20
all the kids laughed and then the gungan laughed too the clown they called him
48:24
bring the clown we want to see the clown we like it how he juggles glbo shells or
48:28
spits fish up in the air and catches them or how he dances around and falls on his
48:33
butt yeah yeah I'll say this it doesn't sound like the most well-written novel
48:40
no no and then the kids ask him why does everyone hate him and he says am I not
48:46
so sure Misa thinks it cuz J making some uh mistakes big
48:52
mistakens the ganga boss has banished me long time ago Misa and no been to home
48:58
in forever and they think I help the
49:03
Empire that's my judge of B impression um no that was good good
49:08
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49:14
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49:20
know like you a bit of closure there you don't want to just know that he never
49:23
really made anything of himself but you got to think the people did just screw
49:28
him over cuz where where did he end up in at the end of Revenge of the Sith
49:33
Jaa yeah I can't remember where he was
49:37
uh well he in Revenge of the Sith doesn't he's the one who proposes that
49:43
they give emergency powers to the Emperor or does that happen in yeah no
49:46
does that happen in Attack of the Clones that might happen in clones
49:52
uh tell you padme's no I just don't know I don't know where he sort of just ended
49:57
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50:02
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uh so we're gonna have a bunch of coverage from that can't wait now before we end I need
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to ask because we spoke about a Kickstarter last week yes
55:27
or the week before might have been I forget when that you were actually going
55:30
to go off and give money to I'm talking about Apocalypse Now lucky I didn't
55:35
lucky I didn't well it wouldn't have mattered you would have just not got
55:40
charged I think but they would they cuz they did not get close lucky you didn't
55:46
because you would have got excited and then this would have happened yes they
55:49
canceled the kickstarter but it's not just cancelled it's deleted you I can't
55:54
find it on the kickstarter site at all anymore I think they were a little
55:57
embarrassed yeah I think they were embarrassed uh of their poor result they
56:02
wanted a million bucks they got 100 Grand 100 Grand is not that you know
56:05
like I mean that's a it's a decent amount of money but it's it's not a million bucks
56:10
no so because they didn't quite get their million what they did was made
56:16
their own website yeah and then they're
56:18
asking for 5.9 million yeah they're just
56:23
um normal crowd sourcing didn't work now they're just begging Cas originally
56:28
that's this is what they were going to do anyway remember they were going to
56:32
take the million and then they were going to have another site that this is
56:35
the amount of money that they were aiming for to begin
56:39
with look I still hope they do it I'm uh I'm not going to kick in especially now
56:44
that it's off of Kickstarter because as you as you rightly pointed out you're
56:47
covered when kickstarters don't make their goals you're not covered when
56:51
people just ask for money and you give it to them MH
56:55
yeah I mean I don't know this is it's
56:59
not a good sign no yeah I just I worry
57:04
that uh I want to play this game like it's Apocalypse Now and Fallout New Vegas
57:11
yeah I mean as this article States if if this is I mean yes it sounds great and
57:16
if these people you know know pardon me if they know what they're doing and and
57:21
if it's as awesome as they say why isn't a big publisher giving them the money cu
57:26
that that sounds like a lot of money to crowdfund but for for a big budget game
57:30
which this would be obviously well they said they don't want to go through a
57:34
publisher because all of them have experience freedom to do what they want
57:40
I can understand that fair enough all right understand
57:43
that I don't know it's just but I just don't think there is enough interest
57:49
yeah in the people who run around and back things I don't think there's enough
57:53
interest there and look let's be honest I mean this is not going to be a big
57:58
mainstream game now is it I mean I'm going to play it you're going to play it
58:01
some other nerds will play it and it's just it's not going to make back the 5
58:05
million it costs to develop this game yeah I'm assuming that I want to go to a
58:10
publish because it's going to be too much violence drug use and all this [ __ ]
58:13
crazy [ __ ] maybe awesome [ __ ] and and then no one will touch it or they border
58:18
it right down and they wouldn't get a release in Australia oh or Singapore
58:22
either probably yeah I can play it their entry level into this to get a
58:28
copy of the game is now $25 right and it's they're not going to
58:33
get close to their and you've got to pay that up front right it's not like it's
58:38
different now it's not like Kickstarter like the minimum is 25 and you pay it
58:43
whether or not the game gets made you you're giving them $25 basically like no
58:48
matter what yeah I just they've already made $200,000 but I just have the
58:52
feeling that this game isn't going to be made yeah I'll continue to keep an eye on it and
58:58
if it does get a bit closer I might
59:01
consider yeah but at the moment I I waste money but I'm not going to waste
59:08
money on this yet you should put that on the poster
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