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The Valley Finale Recap w/ Detroiters Jaime and Garrett Plus Tommy Manzo Conviction · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

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Drama, Darling, Drama, Darling Drama, Darling. Good day, everybody,
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It's drama, Darling, It's me, your bitch wife host Amy Phillips.
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Joining me today are the Detroiters that I love from the bottom of my
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heart. To recap the valley, we have Jamie Moyer, lady friend,
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your bitch friend, got my bitch friend here, and my other bitch friend
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Garrett Fuller from Detroit himself. Garrett. Hi, Hey, how are you
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guys? Yes, so excited, Garrett. I think you want to say
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something. I could see it in your face. I was gonna say,
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I'm your bitch friend from Michigan. Yes you are. It just came a
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second too late. Delay. Yeah, thanks for giving him that chance,
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because that was a good bit, Garrett. It was a good bit.
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I'm so happy that we can close this season out together and that'll be great
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to do. It's just too bad that there's no reunion, obviously, but
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to know that they will probably quickly be picking up cameras and if not,
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they're probably doing it now if they haven't already, we have that to look
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forward to. Yeah. Yeah, seemed like what they left us with,
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it kind of left us with I felt like a little bit of a reunion
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type thing at the end. You know, they tied up some some strings
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at the end where I'm like, oh, okay, so they are talking
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a little bit. You know, they gave us a little updates on cure.
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Right, You're right, like the reunion for us. That's a great
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attitude. You know, not enough positive Bravo fans out there, you know
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today, so happy that you're gonna be that voice before we get into this
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whole like freaking recap. Yeah, I have some news. Let's get into
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dish serving dish. Okay, Well, guys, I don't know if you
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saw in the news or if you were following this at all about the conviction
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of Dina Manzo's ex husband, Tommy Manzo. Did you hear this news or
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had you been following this story late last night. I've heard it late last
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night on TikTok as I laid in bed doing exactly what everyone tells you not
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to do. Oh, I cost story and it is a spicer. Well,
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let me just explain. I'm gonna read this from the New York Post.
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Ex husband of Dina Manzo was convicted Tuesday of hiring a mobster to beat
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up his former's new lover, and now he's facing more than four decades in
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prison. So federal prosecutors said that Tommy Manzo, he you know, he
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co owns the Brownstone with Caroline's husband, al al Algie Albert. And what
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ended up happening was back in twenty fifteen, Tommy Manzo hired David Canton.
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I'm sorry he hired what what's Canton? I can't I'm sorry, it's spelled
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with an iron. I don't know. It's gonna try off. Uh So,
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Tommy Manzo planned an attack on David Canton, who is Dina's now husband.
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Okay, and he allegedly recruited, uh like the mafioso from the Luchese
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crime family to do this. And in return of hiring someone to put a
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hit on his ex wife's new boyfriend who is now her husband probably wait wait,
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wait question Okay, he promised this guy a free wedding at the Brownstone.
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This is incredible. Okay, I okay, got married at the brown
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Stone, so that's awesome. Holy shit, faux show. Okay, Maggie
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is from Jersey. Shout out Maggie from Jersey. He's the guy that used
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to have like the goatee, right, Like I'm trying to picture him from
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back in the day, like nameless, faceless but probably okay, like he
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was Dina's bought, like the kid a car in the old episodes. I'm
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trying to picture him. I know, God, it's so murky, nameless,
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faceless, just dude. Okay, So I have to look him up,
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Jamie before I rudely cut you off, and I APOLOGI but my ADHD
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was not going to allow me to get through that story if I didn't continue.
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Was it a hit or a beatdown? Great question? It says attack
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in the story, so I imagine it's an attack, not a hit.
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Hit would obviously mean death, right correct. Okay, So he did in
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fact do that against David Canton, and this guy did in fact get his
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wedding. But after all of this time, they finally are onto them.
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And now he has been found guilty of committing a violent crime in aid of
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racketeering, conspiracy to commit a violent crime, serious bodily injury, and concealing
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documents related to federal investigation, so on and so forth. So yeah,
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this is going to be intense. He'll be sentenced on October fifteenth. Now,
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I don't know if you remember this, Jamie, but do you recall
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when Caroline Manzo wrote a letter like a character letter, yes and support.
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Yes, this is why her and Dina no longer speak. Yeah. Yeah,
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so Caroline wrote a letter of support of her brother in law. He's
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a good man. Blah blah blah. But also the article doesn't mention this.
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When those two guys came in and beat up Canton, they also beat
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up Dina. They hit her, thank you. Yeah, she got she
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got hurt, she got roughed up. Pretty wild stuff. And also that
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reception was attended by over three hundred people, so they really got their money's
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worth on that. Or is that what you were just looking up, chicken?
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No, that's what I remember from the video. Last night, I
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was I was only just doodling to calm myself based on the sadness of this
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family being torn asunder. But last night, when I was listening to that
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video, he said that the reception was a ten over three hundred people.
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I'm like, that's a lot of fish. I can confirm. We didn't
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go to that one because it was too big. We didn't need that space.
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It was too big, So yeah, it can fully sit three hundred
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of sat in the space. I know that square footage for sure, did
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you? So you went and took a tour of the Brownstone. I can't
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believe this. Yeah, that was one of them. But like, man,
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this whole story sounds like a Scorsese film, like it's insane. And
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then I'm like, hey, Bravo, pick up the cameras. This is
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some stuff right here. This is nuts. And then it also wild that
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two sisters married two brothers. That's so wild, Like it's when you remember
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watching the show and you're like, hey, how did it work? So
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two sisters married two brothers. And to answer your your thoughts, Garrett,
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I don't think Dina's husband was ever on camera. It was just her and
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her daughter. I feel like, yeah, I just looked him up real
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quick and I had never recognized him. Yeah, And now that you say
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that, I was like, yeah, I don't remember. I think he
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was like purposely not on like gee, I wonder why. But as soon
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as I saw her, I was like, ah, yes, you know,
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I didn't even know you could like still hire like like thugs henchmen?
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Are those thirty s thugs? Oh wait? Those are goons? Those are
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goons, and you know what's funny and I and I wish that I had
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the quote because I'm not sure what city this is. Maybe you'll remember this,
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Jamie. But apparently when they did the hit, they said to both
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David Canton and Dina that's what you get from messing with Tenafly or some some
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city in Jersey. So they literally called themselves out, you know what I
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mean, like they they yet exposed themselves. It's so and so from Tenafly.
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I'm at seven eight nine Brooklyn Street. You come see about me when
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you wake up. Yeah, you want to see something. Understand this.
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Three hundred people at it had a reception. That's forty dollars ahead. Anyone
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takes forty dollars times three hundred plus you gotta pay for the band. So
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I'm sorry, Diana man Zoe, but I ain't have to punch you right
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in your nose. And I know who's gonna pay for the shrimp I'm taking
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you. Have you seen the Brownstone shrimp before? They're a huge They are
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a huge fist right here. If you watch me use my fist. I
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see you at the posh fashion show at the Brownstone. It seems to me
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like these guys like they're too old to be doing this. They don't know
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what they're doing anymore. They've lost their touch for sure. Yeah, if
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you needed to hire guys to beat me up, it would be the easiest,
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like fifty bucks they ever made, because I wouldn't even I'm just like,
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I just ow all right, you don't even have to beat me up.
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We're at the age now where I'm like, if anyone shows any physical
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movement, I'm like, slow down, slow down. So I can't even
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do it properly anymore. Oh, I was washing my hair in the shower
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and I broke my back. It's like, yeah, you just can't.
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You just can't compire them to just yell at me. That would be scary.
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I can't tear that emotional. Yeah, I don't like, I'm sorry
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I yelled at you, Jamie when I tried to get through the story.
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Can we get past it? Shouldn't get past it. I'm a bit of
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an adhd myself. Well listen, well, I think we all are,
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or else we wouldn't be in this business, that's my guess. But really,
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I was calling out the Page six authors because they misinterpreted I mean you
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have to be careful. You say a hit. They said attack. Yeah.
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Oh oh, I thought in the article it said something about a hit,
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and it's like, no, they didn't. It wasn't a hit,
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right, Yeah, they don't know the mody. Page six. They biff
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it a lot. They it. Now let's move on to other news,
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and that is that there is some drama happening between Tom Sandoval's current girlfriend,
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Victoria Lee Robinson and Billy Lee. So apparently Billy Lee much story. I
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know Lee by jeans it's too much Lee. So I guess Billy Lee and
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Joe have a podcast, and so they on their podcast. You know,
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this is like there are clips from this. I'm trying to see where did
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I get Oh, you know who did a Bravo brands by Bravo actually did
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a little bullet point thing for us. Uh. That Billy Lee in this
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recap, she's not friends with Sandoval anymore. She said that he was sober
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for a while, but when she started dating Victoria, he started drinking heavily
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again, and that drugs allegedly were everywhere in the house and the house was
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a mess. Well big surprise on the mess of the house. Said that
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Tom was always depressed in Victoria call him all the time. Victoria accused Tom
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and Billy of sleeping together. Victoria wanted Arianna's stuff out of the house and
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called Logan to move her things so Tom could have the master. Well,
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let's call it primary, let's get up to date on that, and then
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Tom not being responsible, so she said they needed to do an intervention.
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And then I heard a clip where Billy Lee didn't invite victorially to the intervention,
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and so she's super pissed about that and really really mad. Billy Lee
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says it's the most dysfunctional, toxic relationship she's ever seen, and that Tom
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would go like he would be like, I'm sick all the time. I'm
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sick. I'm sick, I'm sick, and she's like, there's something wrong.
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You're not showing up for your business deals and like your businesses, your
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business stuff. And then Joe throughout this podcast, continues to interrupt billy Lee
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every time she tries to say something, and it's probably one of the most
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like she she'll be like, oh, yeah, I know this, I
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know this, I know this. Yeah yeah, oh yeah, I remember
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this. Oh wait, I didn't know that just constantly and it's it's rough.
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It's rough, full sloppy Joe getting in the conversations. Not a bit
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of additional information. Oh yeah, it's like a hype man. Yeah.
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Played to Billy Lee. She was a hype man. To Schwartz, it
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seemed too Yeah, he's the man. Okay, get away from me.
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Yeah. Oh god, I'll say that. Te'll sad. If you want
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to hear a clip of that, you can go to Bravos snark Side because
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they put up a long clip and that's where I heard it. Well,
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I think that's enough news for today because we got to get into this finale.
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And now that we feel refreshed and renewed, why don't we go to ah
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recap of the valley? Jamie? Are you talking to your kittens? They're
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both on the counter. I hate that get I put myself on pute but
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of course ignored me. I love it in the clean dishes, all right,
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well fuck it? Are you gonna do the water bottle thing? When
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they do that? Yeah? I need to do that, right? What
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do I need to get a couple of water bottles and just give them a
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little Yeah. I mean it's controversial. Some people be like, don't do
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that. It's water, but it's like it's you know, well, they're
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obsessed with water. When I was in the shower this morning, the boy,
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he's like, hello, what's this all about? Like always in my
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business, he like peeked it both sides of the curtain. I'm like,
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okay, boy, here, get out of here before air. Nasty boy,
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nasty little little peeping tom. All right, all right, all right,
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that's sort of the valley to date. We need to get into the
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business. I just like they were at Castaway first and foremost, because that's
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our go to spot for you know, a lot of group meals together.
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We've had that cauliflower and it is delicious, Garrett. Castaway is one of
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the most beautiful restaurants in the valley, and we go there for our events,
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as Amy said, and we've had the cauliflower that they were eating.
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We've eaten it. We have eaten it. And that crossover was great because
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they were even talking about Santa Clarita at Castaway. I'm familiar with Santa Clarita.
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I don't know if you are, but like Valencia. It's part of
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you know, I live in New Hall, There's Valencia. You know,
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there's all these different areas, but we won't go into that. So anyway,
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let's talk about britt BRIT's garden wall. What'd you guys think about it?
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Jackson's studio c bar that is when it fully developed into the bar.
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In my opinion, it had not truly flourished into a place of business until
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that wall was filled. Yes, it was really cute. And she was
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so nice to surprise him with his sister. Of course she does the most
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stoppful thing ever. That was so nice, so nice, what a good
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girl. And the sister was helping and the brother in law that was so
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like, this is family. It was cute as hell. And I love
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the wall. And this episode really had a lot of fun flashes of signs
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too. It was like like a shim woodman, Like they were showing a
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lot of the signs that we see every day driving around in the valley.
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Yeah, and I love how Brittany corrected Jackson. He was like, we've
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got a bar in Hollywood. He's like, now eats the violey. Someone
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told me that they don't actually own a bar. But they own a patio
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on the bar. Can someone confirm that? Is that a rumor? A
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patio on the bar? Someone said they like. Someone was like, yeah,
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I saw mine. I don't know. It was like a random Commentsone
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was like, they don't actually own the bar. They own like the giant
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patio around the bar are as like a like a pop up space they described
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it as. And I was like, is that true? I didn't know
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if you guys get by that. Remember Amy, when we went here and
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there were all those big tables, I was like, what like it is
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it is a big outdoor area, Garrett, I've not heard that by that.
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Yeah, but there is a bar outdoors on the patio. You know
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it's a covered patio. Sure. Sure. It looked amazing though for real,
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and I thought it was annoying as how when Jack's like thanked Brittany and
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it was and they're like, oh, and I'm like, fun, you
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didn't she doesn't. You don't let her in on anything, And now you're
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gonna be up on stage acting like the nice guy who can y good play,
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bro good play. He cannot, he cannot do anything right. I
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did like when his sister came in and when they were having that fight at
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the bar, like at the opening, and I just loved hearing another Midwest
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accent. She's like, I just don't understand. You guys were all fine
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me for you were friends, and I don't understand what happened, Like what
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happened? Yeah, it was funny to see girl Jack's It was awesome that
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nasally Michigan A was just exploding out and I was like, Wow, guys
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are all friends before? What do you guys have pop out here? You
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guys have pop Is this a pop up bar? Or is this a real
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bar on the patio Jack's Coming Jack Studio City Bar. I would love to
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know. I mean, I always am just wondering if they talked to the
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mom yet, Oh my god, that's what they would mention. How can
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we I've spoken of this Jack's as estranged from his mom because he blames his
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mom for not telling him how sick his dad was, and he's put all
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that blame on the mom, and so he doesn't speak to his mom.
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He didn't invite her to the wedding. And I just want to know if
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they've mended fences. They never bring it up. Holy shows, Really this
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digs deep because I haven't thought about that in a long time. You're right,
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I would wager to say he doesn't because she'd probably be at the opening.
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Yeah, I think it's in. I don't know. You know,
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you never hear about her, you know, mamma come to the visits.
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I don't know that we ever hear. Yeah, yeah, we only hear
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about Oh well, mamma wasn't there this time, which is unfortunately it comes
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to visit a lot and Britney's mom comes. Yeah, that's true, you're
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right, she does. I can't find my mamma clip. Oh well,
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I know, I was talking real slow, hoping you'd keep that. I
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was like, dang it, ma'amma clip. I don't know where it went.
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We all want it to so we're all like play it. But yeah,
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that was that sister was a good gift from Britney, and the bar
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looked spectacular. It really did make nice. Yeah. Yeah, I love
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when Schwartz came in and he's like, oh rustic, Bubba, rusty,
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no want to interrup thema, and Jackson's like, I will personally give you
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a tour. It's like, oh wow, thanks, So all right,
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well we let's just talk about first, let's talk about Jesse and Michelle okay
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and their official breakup. We find out that she broke up with Jesse officially
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three days after they wrapped filming, and then we have them and you know,
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much later on, she's coming over to pick up Isabella to take the
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child for her visitation, and he is, I know, Garrett, I
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thought of you. I was like, oh, I'm sure Garrett is just
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grinding his teeth over him, standing there in his home with his Scotch glass
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at what like ten in the morning. Yeah, and he had his loafers
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on, his pointy loafers, and his like his ankle length, you know,
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like suit pants on. And I'm just like, you're You're dressed like
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a guy no one can trust. Yeah, it's a huge wall. You're
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the last guy I would ever do business with. You look like you steal
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from orphanages your dad. So she's a villain. He is. He is
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a villain, But you know what, she's cold as ice. Oh man
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was those exchanges. I was like, we need to sign things so that
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we can get a divorce, so that I can move on and have a
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great life without someone like you who is a loser and I regret ever meeting
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you, so please won't sign it's true. And she never blinks. She
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like looks into his eyeballs when she says it. I love it. I'm
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not a one of this woman. And there was a moment. There was
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a moment at the bar opening. And I never do this, as Amy
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knows, I watched the show and I let it seep into my brain.
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I don't take notes. I took a note everyone. Twenty three ten.
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Okay, Jacks is up. Danny is standing next to Michelle and he's like,
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yay, good work, Jacks, and she goes like her ear was
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hurt by his talking, and she gives him the dirtiest look and she has
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the bitchest look on her face, and I go, oh, that's her,
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that's exactly right. I saw that too, crazy, Jamie you.
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I didn't make any notes about that, but I saw that, and I
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was like, what happened? Did he accidentally spit on her face? But
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her you know, her irritability towards him, like oh my god, my
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ear, and you're still I was like, oh, we can't hang out
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and I hate you. Yeah, that's how I felt. I was like,
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Oh, she's that bitch. That's right. She was like the way
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she looked, she didn't the cameras out of his way. She looked at
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him and then she put her hand up to her ear and he didn't even
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see it. She was just doing it because that's her. It was a
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it was a very honest moment where I was like, oh, I just
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I pinpointed it. I was like, sure, nailed it. That's such
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a great point. Those are the little moments that, like, when they
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keep filming and filming and filming, you get these moments that you don't expect,
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they don't think would be any kind of tell but it is a big
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deal. Yeah. Yeah, I mean if she was watching that back,
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I hope she was like, oh I didn't look so very nice right in
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that moment. I mean, Danny is also so lovable. He's like,
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yeah, you know, like if this is is what I mean. I
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don't like people like that. Yeah. Like if someone's celebrating a birthday at
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a table next to me at a restaurant, I'm yelling I'm happy for them,
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and I'm clapping. I'm not want to I joined into a birthday song
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like stat with the servers. I'll be like, come on, you guys
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look and then she said she would sit there and go okay, oh yeah,
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like oh yeah everyone wants or just that go away your car and drive
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awaybody check it out, check it out. Twenty three to ten. I
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can. I'm convinced that like the the area if you want to, like
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you know, TMZ is like the thirty mile zone around like Hollywood and stuff
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like that. I think like there's a radius that's not thirty miles, but
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maybe like a couple of blocks around the Chateau Marmont that is that will destroy
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your life. Like I don't think anyone in that vicinity has any kind of
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good life. I think their lives have been sold to the devil and they
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are in horrible marriages, bad divorces, terrible career choices, you know what
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I'm saying. Like, I just feel like that area of the of died
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right on the street less than a block from Chapteau Marmont, Well casey area,
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case and thank you Jamie Cason point and she's like, oh yeah,
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I live a couple you know, blocks away. That's great that she got.
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But I love that he was like, I'm not going to sign anything.
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I want to do it my way. He's obviously going to be putting
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up a lot of red tape for her to not make it easy. They
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have a mediator and that's all they need. But he's saying that he wants
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to file separately or do something different, and I'm like, you are such
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an asshole. You're just trying to gain control, you know. Yeah,
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that's true too. I mean I'm not a huge fan of his either,
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So it's not about woman bashing her. He is. Yeah, he's not
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gonna make this easy on her. He is not. He is not.
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And I feel so bad for their little girl. I hope they can really
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try to maintain some semblance of normality around her, because she's super cute and
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they obviously love her, and Jesse shows some humanity, and she obviously said,
26:45
you know, I'm the one who's gonna have to say I left your
26:47
father. She knows it hurts. So they're not monsters, you know,
26:52
but they're they're also not the greatest. It's a perfect example of two people
26:57
who when they see each other, they just bring out the worst in each
27:03
other, and we get to see it on screen, which is great TV.
27:07
Put in light that would be awful, But yeah, they when they're
27:11
into each other, you can sell. They're locking horns so hard. I'm
27:14
just like, well, this is just so much tension between you two and
27:18
to see them. Yeah, she despises him. I think he likes her.
27:23
I think he It's like the end of the War of the Roses,
27:26
you know, the War of the Roses. The whole problem with with that
27:30
movie for their relationship is Michael Douglas liked Kathleen Turner till the bitter end.
27:36
And then they they all I hope it's no spoilers, that's movies thirty years
27:38
old, but they they die at the end, and they they're on the
27:41
chandelier and the chandelier drops and they're both about to die, and he puts
27:45
his hand on her shoulder and then with his last dying breath and she goes
27:51
and that's how the movie ends. And that's the thing he would take.
27:56
He would take Michelle back in an instant. He loves her and she despises
28:02
him, and there will never you know, it will never. Those two
28:06
will never get back together. They will have the most cantankerous, contentious relationship
28:10
for the rest of their fucking lives. We were laughing because There was a
28:14
moment where Jesse goes, I just want things to go be like the way
28:17
they used to be in April twenty twenty, and me, I was like,
28:21
in the saddest time in human history. Yeah, the saddest months he's
28:26
ever lived as a species. You were at your happiest with her. Doesn't
28:33
that speak to you, buddy, that your ladyship was born in a dark
28:36
omen. Yes. Here every day people were dying by the hundreds of thousands.
28:41
Yeah, I was on cloud nine. We were all terrified, crying,
28:48
freaking out. Yeah, probably because no one could go anywhere, and
28:51
he had ultimate control over her and the situation, right, and she hadn't.
28:56
She hadn't come to like be like, oh he's an asshole? Right
29:00
fully got there yet? Yeah? Yeah, it's just wild. There's a
29:06
lot of narrative spinning in this episode, and she was doing it too.
29:10
I'm finally finding my voice. I'm like, no, I feel like she's
29:12
always been bitchy to him, Like I can't imagine. I don't see her
29:17
being meek and demure. But the even more telling h spin comes later with
29:23
Brittany and Jacks. Obviously, I love when she called him out, Oh,
29:26
my god. I also do think like to the point you're making,
29:30
which is that this was an episode of women not standing for men's bullshit,
29:34
which was very empowering for women and for women, And like, I just
29:41
think that it's great to see because we've seen Jesse ban asshole, I feel
29:45
like we don't know a lot about him and what he was like behind closed
29:49
doors in April of twenty twenty. That's beautiful. I'm trusting that he is
29:56
like a much bigger a hole than we've even been gun to be able to
30:00
see for her to be so disgusted by him, but like, it's very
30:06
interesting to see two women be like I'm not taking it anymore. And that's
30:10
that it makes you realize Like when they started this show, she clearly was
30:14
like I'm just going to get through filming and then it's going to be over.
30:18
Like why would they sign up for this? Yeah? I found that
30:22
interesting. That was the part that I was like, oh, like,
30:25
did you just use him for the season to kind of like hmm, because
30:30
because you want to be on TV or his money I don't really know.
30:33
Like, yeah, I thought that same thing. I was like, why
30:36
wait so long? Because there was a theme in the show too, of
30:38
like each woman kind of mentioned who's gone through this and like kind of broke
30:41
away from like the toxic relationship they all kind of did of like what was
30:47
I waiting for? Or like why did I wait so long? There was
30:48
a few people, you know, I think Britney said it, and then
30:52
I forget one of the other girls said it that I don't remember, but
30:55
it was like, yeah, I don't know, why did you wait so
30:56
long? Right? Well, I think you brought up a new point.
31:00
It is for money, and it's for notoriety and it's for business. It's
31:03
like, we can sell more houses if we're on a TV show. Shall
31:07
we do this well? Our marriage and as shambles. We don't have to
31:10
show them that we can be really good about it. It's like you know
31:12
what I mean, It's it's conversations behind closed doors and in this town where
31:18
you can't afford any fucking thing, any of us, It's like, oh,
31:22
Robo wants to do a show, Let's push this under the rug a
31:23
little bit and see if we can pull this out, Like I honestly believe
31:26
that. And and then but the problem, this is what we love about
31:30
the valley the three of us have talked about it. They don't understand what
31:34
they're on and so we are actually seeing real shit happen and we're also seeing
31:41
the fake moments. Everything is very clear on this show because they don't yet
31:45
know how to navigate reality TV. Yeah, it makes me wonder if Jesse
31:49
really did genuinely think they were going to get back together. I think he
31:53
did. I do. I think he did. Okay, so you do
31:56
think do you think he did think they were going to get back together?
31:59
Garrett? Yes, I did, Yeah, and then it seemed like he
32:01
was He seemed truly blindsided, like in that man. I was like,
32:06
I was like, well, you're dumb for not seeing it coming, but
32:09
you definitely seemed blindsided, which is sad. But yeah, so that does
32:14
make me question her more about her intentions for doing the show, because he
32:17
probably was like, we can do we can work through our marriage problems on
32:21
the show, but ultimately I believe we're going to get back together, whereas
32:23
she was like, we'll do the show, but we're not getting back together.
32:29
Was question to actually say on camera I'm divorcing you three days later,
32:35
Like do you respect that or not? I mean, I have a level
32:37
of respect for that. I didn't think about that that way. I didn't
32:42
either. I didn't either. That was a good point. Now you've stumped
32:45
us both whatever. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe I don't
32:49
have all the answers. Well, part of me is like, you know,
32:52
she definitely seems to want to get her brand up a little bit and
32:55
is using TV because she was like you know, she was sexting folks those
33:00
with like John lovetts or whoever it was, and like that's the latest.
33:04
That's the rumor I'm starting. I couldn't was John LOVETTZ I would ship a
33:08
dick. That'd be amazing. That's great. Hell yeah, girl will go
33:15
for it. Another text and this great real agent. Imagine John Lovett is
33:24
on the Valley in season two. That would he's like, he looks like
33:29
Randall. He actually looks a lot like Randall. Yeah, love it s
33:32
and Randall have a similar JOWB line, bring the drama, love it.
33:37
Oh, that would be an amazing season. But yeah, it's just like,
33:39
so maybe she was just upping her brand and just like, hey,
33:43
I need to be on TV for the season. Pal. I don't know.
33:45
I do have a question about their past. Usually actors in LA only
33:52
become real estate agents because they're not making it in the world of you know,
33:57
acting and modeling. So my guess would be that they were both actors
34:01
and that this is why they can do this on camera. Have you ever
34:06
imdbat them? No? Yes, you know it's either actors or some sort
34:12
of entertainment, you know what I mean, they definitely wanted to do something.
34:15
I know there's been stuff in the I was just gonna say, but
34:20
I don't know auditions. There's been auditions of other casts, you know,
34:25
like doing other things, trying to be on screen and on something. So
34:29
I wonder if they were out there trying to do that. Also, there
34:31
are things as such as famous realtors now, like you can be just famous
34:37
for being That's that's really a good point because it's not what Jamie, what
34:43
did you discover? Oh? I just looked up the last name, and
34:49
three hours ago, page six posted an article The Valley Star. Jesse Lally
34:53
says he had an affair with Anna Nicole Smith, whoa what year, oh,
35:00
twenty twenty of April with Anna Nicole Smith after meeting in two thousand and
35:12
two for a trim Spot campaign. Oh see, he was an actor.
35:17
He was part of a trip spot campaign. Oh my, dad's yeah,
35:22
he's got long hair. He looks like Jacks. He kind of looks like
35:28
Andy Cohen there. He said. They hooked up for a year or two.
35:34
They're all they're all revolving around entertainment in some sort of way. And
35:37
I am Cosmack. Oh my, he's the guy. Oh my god,
35:44
a darling. Watchers and listeners look this up. Pictures of him and Nicole
35:50
in the actual trim Spot ad holding Anna Nicole Smith on his back. He's
35:55
the guy. I can't believe that's him. It doesn't even look like him,
36:00
it doesn't. But they both look fucking fantastic and that amazing. Wow.
36:07
Wow. Garrett is really impressed with that ad. I am dude,
36:12
she was a global icon. Oh I know. I love Anna Nicole Smith
36:16
all right, man, I loved her too. And it looks like Jesse
36:22
Lally now has a girlfriend. Anne Michelle has a girlfriend. I'm not boyfriend.
36:29
I want to ask her about her new boyfriend. I would love to
36:31
meet the new boyfriend. I wonder if we will see him. I'm assuming,
36:36
by the way, so Jax has been, you know, putting stuff
36:39
out there. First of all, he was like, everyone needs to listen
36:42
to my podcast this week. Hashtag just saying, and then another thing he
36:47
put out there, hashtags aren't working that way for you anymore? Dude?
36:52
Are those aren't driving up traffic? Go on? I don't know. Yeah,
36:58
what are you doing? Hashtag divorce social media. That's how we know
37:05
that he wrote that and not his social media person. Absolutely no one uses
37:09
hashtags like that anymore, you dummy man. I love that. He also
37:16
accused Brittany in one of his posts about He's like, maybe you should ask
37:22
her about who she's been sleeping with for the past four months, and good
37:25
for her. The entire world goes yay, Yeah, We're all like,
37:31
get it, girl. We asked those questions, Jacks because we're rejoicing that
37:36
she's with someone new bud. That's why. Because we're so happy, we
37:39
will ask her over and over and she'll scream it from the rooftop. She's
37:44
doing a new dude, bud. And I don't believe that anyway. Necessarily.
37:49
I think that's what he would do. He would make up a lie,
37:52
he he when she called him out at the end and she's like,
37:55
you only getting help because you're doing this for the cameras. And I was
37:59
like, yes, she's right. Why And I remember back when this first
38:05
came up, Amy, we were on a podcast here was I can't remember
38:08
one of the other darlings Deanna or any any Emily, but but I can't
38:14
remember. But anyway, what we said was why did she have to leave
38:16
the house right up? And and I love that. She was like,
38:21
you took my safe space. You made me uproot with my kid because he
38:23
said I'm not leaving and that is the asshole that he is. That drove
38:30
me into a rage when I saw that. I was like, how dare
38:32
you do that to your son? Your son like, dude, you leave,
38:38
that's how it works. Yes, oh I thought that was And then
38:45
Jesse, you know, didn't they say like he was at there was like
38:49
they've mentioned two of them were like they didn't leave or something like that,
38:52
Like I think it was Jesse. Yeah, she mentioned it. She was
38:55
like, yeah, he wouldn't leave you. Then I'm like, yeah,
38:57
they'll never leave, the never change. I did love that she broke the
39:02
fourth wall and said like be real, be real, Like you know what
39:07
I mean it's and she was like, I don't even know what to say
39:10
in my own bedroom. That was wild. He was locked up when she
39:15
was like, after these cameras are dropped, you're gonna rage text me and
39:17
go blah blah blah. She gave the strategy history and you could see in
39:21
his eyes he was like, you're doing your saying too many things right.
39:24
And I was like, yeah, she got you. I was shocked that
39:27
he actually was giving us a tell in his face like, oh my god,
39:30
I can't believe she's like calling me out. She's talking about the behaviors
39:35
behind the scenes. I love it. I love it too. It love
39:38
it. Before we continue talking more about Jackson, Brittany, I need to
39:44
ask you guys a really important question. Did you get night dog food for
39:47
Malibu? Did you? I've asked you this. I probably texted you guys
39:53
a bunch of times. Did you get the supplies you need for needs?
39:58
I told you, did you at the night night food got the dog?
40:01
Yes? I got the night food from my dog, of course I did.
40:06
I ordered it from the Nighttime dog food store and it came at nighttime
40:10
and I will feed it to my dog at nighttime. I used to sleep
40:16
and a Smith, and I slept Smith at nighttime, so I know about
40:23
nighttime food because I use trim Spa, which is why I have these abs
40:30
in the first place. I don't eat at nighttime. But Malibu douts.
40:35
Also the name, the name Malibu for a dog speaks volumes for their relationship.
40:40
That's the worst name for a dog. Don't name it Malibu. Also,
40:45
there was a there was one where they were like, yeah, we
40:49
go to Italy all the time, we hang out, like they called it
40:51
like cook preche or oh yeah something. I was like, don't say that.
40:55
I was just like, don't call it cook tree, sir. And
40:59
I was just like, you guys are awful, nag awful. Everyone here,
41:02
says Capri. You're saying something else. Don't say it every Yeah,
41:06
they just it's so pretentious. Your dog's name is Elbou. That's so basic.
41:12
And then also Kristin the only thing we saw when Christen's like, I
41:15
gotta get out of town, I was like, oh my god, she's
41:17
gonna leave in the middle of this finale and we're never gonna see her again.
41:21
Thank god. She stuck around and did a scene over at brit BRIT's
41:23
but and we got to see that she got she's like going off to Miami
41:28
during filming because they don't have her in any of the scenes anymore. And
41:30
she's getting air sculpt done, which was interesting, and she's draining and Zach
41:35
got fat on him and that was something. And then Zach has a boyfriend,
41:38
so that's exciting. But back to back to Jackson Brittany. So we,
41:45
like you said, Jamie, we got a lot of and Garrett when
41:47
you said this was kind of like a reunion because we got updates on Jesse
41:52
and Michelle obviously and where they are. And then of course Brittany and Jack's
41:55
knowing that like after they filmed, I don't know how soon soon after that
42:00
she like left the house. It had to have been I think it was
42:02
four months. I want to say, wasn't it so her having to leave
42:08
and go get an airbnb because he would not go, and then her talking
42:14
about him. She's like, why aren't you changing? Why haven't you gotten
42:16
to therapist? And he's like, I made an appointment and she's like,
42:21
well when and he's like when did you make that appointment? He's like yesterday.
42:24
She's like, oh when they picked up filming. That was insane,
42:29
that was gold. Yeah, and then he's not gonna go. And then
42:32
he's like, I didn't go, and you remember the reason? It was
42:36
too far? Oh guess where it was? Malibu? Did you get the
42:42
night food from Malibu? Imagine one day his son's like, Dad, why'd
42:45
you? And mom? Like how the family split? I mean, like
42:49
what happened at that crossroads all those years ago? And he's like, you
42:51
know, I could have went to therapy, but it was just like a
42:52
forty minute drive. You know what, Garrett, With all due respect,
42:57
it is tough in La. I'll give that one to Jack. For sure.
43:00
Are really far and it's a real pain in the ass to get to
43:01
Malibu from anywhere. So you know what, I'm gonna go with Jacks on
43:05
this one. And then to start a new family. You know, it's
43:08
fine that family, Dude, They have these all over the place. Forty
43:13
minutes for out of town dude. Families ain't worth that. What an asshole?
43:17
Did you? Guys? Hear when he said the one truest thing,
43:22
but I still know he doesn't believe it, but he goes, maybe I'm
43:25
just not cut out for it, and he's not because of his narcissism.
43:30
I've met men like him in the past. They don't change, Like,
43:34
he's not cut out for family life unless he really puts some work in,
43:38
and he's not willing to put the work in. I mean, if he
43:42
couldn't make it work with her, she is the most genial, kind,
43:47
easygoing person, laughing at his stupid jokes, everything, wanting a nice day
43:52
every day, she constantly smiling. He can't make it. He yells and
43:57
rage, texts and screams at her, and even like with Sassy, who
44:00
I think he respected more than he respects Brittany, he still cheats like he
44:07
just can't not be how he is. And it's really sad because he when
44:14
he said that, I thought, gosh, I wish I could believe him
44:15
because he's saying the truth. He probably isn't cut out for it, but
44:20
I still don't even think he believes what he says. And he's trying to
44:22
look sympathetic for the camera. Yeah, he was like, I need help,
44:27
I bury my emotions, and she's like, you don't bury your emotions.
44:30
I buy your emotions. Like you're yelling all the dad to hear that
44:35
he's just like yelling at her constantly in front of cruise, you know.
44:38
And in that last interview when the producer was like, you canceled the therapy
44:45
session, He's like, yeah, I cancel all it was too far,
44:47
right. He looks different in the face, and I look, I'm just
44:53
saying I think you know what I'm saying, right, Are you reading between
44:59
the lines pieces together for me? Well, he's had erratic behavior. He's
45:05
yelling a lot. Yeah, I'm thinking that something is going on by way
45:08
of you know, perhaps he's coping, using things to cope allegedly and maybe
45:14
back to his old ways of you know, doing something that perhaps is not
45:17
a good idea to do as a fan partying or something yet too hard.
45:22
You know, these people got their fame because of a bar, and they
45:28
are getting their demise because of a bar. Oh Dan, That is deep.
45:34
Honestly, this is a deep episode. Everyone's got very nuanced points here.
45:39
Damn. I want you to be the most listen to podcasts. Every
45:44
darling, reach out to another darling. Yes, everyone needs to hear this.
45:49
This is some good shit deep. It's so funny, you know,
45:52
because like it was that moment where they always cut back to it where Schwartz
45:55
is like, you're going to be living with me pretty soon, buddy boy.
45:59
And you can see when Jackson he goes, don't say that, like
46:01
he doesn't want it set out loud because he knows. He's like, I
46:05
bet you yet, which is so weird to me because they act like opening
46:08
a bar and running a bar is like being the president of the United States
46:13
or something. It's like, dude, it's just a business. Fucking it's
46:15
a patio bar, pop up dog like, calm down, Like, why
46:20
is it that hard? Like I'm running a business. I'm like, yeah,
46:24
we all run. So he's got all this other stuff and he names
46:29
he continues to list why he's so stressed out, and I'm like, this
46:34
is life, buddy, this is stuff. We all have these things,
46:37
dude, we all have these things. And I love when she was like,
46:39
I'm the I'm for the breadwinner. He doesn't like that I make money,
46:44
and and it's just you know, she has found her voice. I
46:46
love it. It's like a light switch finally clicked on for her. And
46:50
there she thinks she's she thinks he's you know, in a lot of ways,
46:54
her Michelle very similar. They're just like I married a loser. I
46:59
have to deal with it now because of my kid, and I'll do it,
47:01
but I would rather have my peace. And that's what they're that's the
47:05
one thing those two definitely have in common in this moment. I you know,
47:09
I have to hand it to Brittany. I never would have thought that
47:12
she would be able to, you know, do this, but she has
47:15
shown a lot of strength, and it's so impressive. It's because of the
47:20
kids. I remember seeing you again a long time ago. Like a lot
47:22
of times, I've seen kids bring people together when they're partners, and I've
47:28
also seen kids cause the demise of the relationship because generally speaking, the men
47:35
can't handle it. They don't step up, and the women say, then
47:37
leave. Let me just handle the list on my own. It's much easier
47:40
without us fighting. I can do this schedule, and I could do the
47:44
pickups, and I could do all this without you in my ear talking dumb
47:47
shit. And so the women take the kids, and you know, obviously
47:52
mostly the men would leave and the women raise the kids. And that's what
47:54
happens with those relationships. You know, he seems to yell a lot,
48:00
and he's yelling at her all the time around Cruise, and that's really disturbing.
48:04
And then that was disturbing to see because we get that flashback where he
48:07
was like, act like a mom, you know, and he was holding
48:09
Cruise and it's just like, God, don't do that in front of your
48:13
child. And then you've got little Isabella in the room when Jesse and Michelle
48:17
are arguing about divorce, and I'm thinking, and there's cameras and I just
48:22
kept thinking, this is so traumatic for her. It's really hard to compartmentalize
48:25
watching these shows when there are children involved and they're filming and they're in the
48:30
room for this trauma, and you're like, I can't bear this because you
48:35
know it's so bad. Divorce is so hard on kids. I mean,
48:38
it's obviously a main issue with most people who grow up is their parents and
48:44
their relationship. Yeah, of course, of course. Yeah, it's the
48:51
worst thing that can happen to a kid. I'm lucky because my parents got
48:53
divorced. But what's nice is they were friendly. But I think when like,
49:00
if my mom or my dad would have said something mean about the other
49:05
because they were both my heroes, that would have ended me the nicest thing
49:08
they ever did was speak nicely about each other. Wow, if they were
49:13
both my heroes. So if my dad and me your mom did this and
49:15
that, I'd have been like what, like a lot of stuff about their
49:19
marriage. I didn't even learn until I was an adult. They just always
49:22
presented. But they were friends. You know. Found out that your dad
49:25
opened a bar in the valley and that's it. But you know, again,
49:30
this Jack's thing. I don't think I'll be out. I might go
49:31
out on a limb. Hear you too, But I don't think that opening
49:34
that bar has anything to do with this. I think this would have happened
49:37
regardless. I think the opening of the bar actually was maybe a little bit
49:39
fun for them, and they almost were getting along over certain things, and
49:45
she did a lot of it and they had a lot of fun with it.
49:46
So I don't even think that's the problem here. I think that was
49:50
a problem in other places, but not necessarily here. Well again, like
49:54
you know that when that clip plays and he's like you want to have more
49:58
kids, act like a mom and so, and I'm like, there is
50:00
so much alcohol involved in this, and I'm like, what do you guys
50:02
do? Just get drunk at your pool and freaking get crazy like fight.
50:07
That's insane. That's not the way you said spending your afternoons. Yeah,
50:12
it's just weird, man, You've been telling that moment there's they're arguing next
50:15
to a sliding door wall. That only happens when you're drunk at a pool,
50:20
you know what I mean? That moment. I'm like, there's some
50:22
they've been out in the sun all day, they're fucking fizzed at each other.
50:29
I've been in a couple long enough I know when this is a drunken
50:31
afternoon filmed with pisson vinegar. Yeah. Yeah, they're both just like drunk,
50:38
and I'm just like, stop with this, both of you, Like,
50:42
don't involve that because it seems like they both that also brings out the
50:45
worst in them. Yes, I don't know. Well, he's just so
50:50
fucking pissy all the time. Yeah pants And she said that's the other thing.
50:55
And she said that he was at the bar all the time with like
50:58
a hangover, and then he would come and so I was like, exactly,
51:01
you just said it was like the bar is the demise. He can't
51:05
even stop partying at the bar. That's your business. Why are you partying
51:08
while you're haven't you ever seen bar rescue jacks? You want them to come
51:14
out after that diaper changing incident. I think they're well on their way go
51:22
into the restroom. Are we going to get into this Janet thing a little
51:27
bit? Oh yeah, shit, okay, yeah, Zach and Janet,
51:30
let's talk about that. Whoa? Wow was now? Wow? That was
51:34
like a tempest that just want to know. It was like a hurricane.
51:37
It was all kinds of storms coming together. WHOA. I couldn't exactly understand
51:42
why Zach was upset until I realized, Yes, she did do something that
51:45
I also hate. Don't have me on speakerphone. Yeah that should be illegal.
51:54
Yeah, yeah, that should be illegal. It should be illegal.
51:59
That's some Kanye and Kim with Taylor Swift type. Yeah that is. You
52:02
don't do that, dude. You're on speakers and there was no song involved,
52:07
so it's not even worth anything. Yeah. Yeah, we just get
52:10
like shitty little confessionals from Janet. But like she look I first of all,
52:17
I will say, Zach did pop off a little too early and he
52:22
really went there way too fast, way too quick, and that that's on
52:27
him. That's on him, and I wish I could take his side,
52:30
but WHOA. Like my guy was, He's like, I just want to
52:36
be at my bar having a good time, like and he's just like got
52:39
his face contorted, insane, ready to go. I just love it his
52:45
faces and the movie face was like, I was like, whoa, when
52:47
he's turned up, his face can contort the things I've never seen. I
52:52
would say, it's like it's like head neck face choreography. I don't know,
52:57
he's got like goes up, stiff neck, comes up and chinned down.
53:00
Here you're good, Yeah, yeah, I was. It's a he's
53:06
got a wild just when he's mad. Yeah, so what did you make
53:09
of that? I thought it was just insane and just you're making this all.
53:14
It was like it was fight after a fight, and he was like,
53:15
now you said on the couch, now you I was like, he's
53:20
fighting with the other couch. And then Janet's husband steps up, and I
53:22
was like, that's the first time I ever saw him get mad. He
53:25
looked like he might have been a little tipsy too, but yeah, you
53:29
know, he did the right he but it was kind of half assed.
53:31
He did the right thing. By second sick enough for his wife but it
53:35
was kind of like, don't tugged him my way. I was like,
53:37
all right, he was real calm about it. Yeah, you know that
53:40
that that Zach got way too hot. I think jazz And is maybe a
53:45
little tipsy. She was real upset, but you know again, let's get
53:50
to the underlying thing. Yeah, you you phase us out of filming.
53:53
You're fucking with our money. That's right, you know what I mean.
53:55
And I'm sure Kristen feels the same. And it was kind of cool to
54:01
watch Janet get a little bit of her come up. And just when Janne
54:05
goes I go home and cry, I'm like, do you yeah, I
54:07
don't think so. I'm going to wait to go home and cry. It's
54:12
like you've never shed a single tear in your life. You have no tear
54:15
there. Unless she's really good at hiding it. I don't think she.
54:17
I think she goes home and goes fuck damn. Most pregnant women are crying
54:22
all the time. I don't know how she's doing. It's like having the
54:23
reverse effect on her. Yeah, and interesting. And then Jackson is like,
54:29
I'm going to go handle this, and she's like, hang on,
54:30
I'm pregnant and and you know, but but she seems pretty. I mean,
54:37
she got called to the mat in this episode, and the camera and
54:39
the editors decided to go ahead and show it too. He showed it.
54:45
So I appreciated that. Yeah, I appreciated that was it Zach who said,
54:49
who said this, this is what she does and now we can watch
54:53
it on camera, this is what she does without the cameras. Who said,
54:59
Zach, yeah, that was deep. He called her a mean girl,
55:01
you know, he was like this, she's got classic moves, classic
55:05
mean girl moves. He knows, he's been around it. Yeah, and
55:08
she really like for her to hold that again, Zach by saying, like,
55:14
on that conversation, I was going to invite you. It's like,
55:16
Fitch, don't do me any favors. You didn't invite me to begin with.
55:20
And then what is the real story. Did she send Jacks to tell
55:23
them that they're not invited? Because as sure as heck, sounds like it,
55:27
because at this point, I'm kind of believing Jack's over her. Yeah,
55:30
I think she did, and and I think that she you know,
55:34
I understand she's trying to remain calm. She is pregnant, and I appreciate
55:37
that she does have to be careful, you know, she doesn't want to
55:39
pop off or anything. But I do think that she also got called out
55:45
and she didn't like that. Yeah, the jig was up. And then
55:49
Kristen was like, this is all her, But what I do You don't
55:52
remember in the episode when Christin was like, I misspoke, my words got
55:55
jobbed. Oh my god, what are you? I can't believe I didn't
56:00
even write that down. I missspoke or whatever. She said. She's like,
56:06
I said, she's had a boyfriend for a year. What I met
56:07
was a year ago. She sent a picture to someone. I'm like,
56:09
that's a huge misspoke. I mean, that really did flush the toilet on
56:15
some of her validity right there, because I thought, oh god, no,
56:19
wonder like they kind of close her off because that's for crazy talk,
56:23
Like that's nuts. That was a mistake. We're all waiting for the reveal
56:28
of Michelle to have this boyfriend, you know, I mean, at least
56:30
I was. I mean, I was expecting more to come out of that
56:34
and it didn't. Know. It just turns out she fucking hates Jesse.
56:37
But you know, but there was a hilarious part with Luke in the bar
56:40
to where like they were Luke over here, and he goes, no,
56:44
no, I got to keep christening to my eye line and I died at
56:46
it. I was like, when you have to treat your spouse like a
56:50
wolf, like a like a fairal cat that you got to keep in your
56:57
eye line in case they run off like a while toddler or something. Dude,
57:00
think about that, But think about are any of the other husbands having
57:05
to keep people in their eye lines, in their eyelights. It's always hunting
57:09
season for Luke, you know, he's got to make sure he's got something
57:14
there. He's not vishing, he's hunting. That's right, hunting gathering,
57:20
that's what he does. All right, Well, is there anything else?
57:23
Gosh? And I feel like I should ask you guys one more time?
57:27
Do you did you get Malibu's food? Yes, trying to tell you I
57:39
wanted to know, And then she's like, can we make a list?
57:44
It's very simple. All of a sudden, he's got some long island accent.
57:49
He's like, we've got contracts ones that, uh, we don't have
57:52
anymore missions that we split when not doing anymore. I was like, who
58:00
are you? And she was like, just tell people we don't work together
58:06
and that will be the end. Everyone understands. And he's just like,
58:07
whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, I gotta get a lawyer to
58:10
talk that over. It's like, Bud, this is over. She's not
58:15
coming back. She doesn't even want to be your business partner. Jesse,
58:21
Oh lord, I love it, light love it. What a season?
58:25
What a what a what a finale. The whole time I'm watching the finale,
58:30
I'm like, this is such good TV. It's just keeps going,
58:34
every second filled with just good TV. And I send my sincere love to
58:40
all of them. And in many ways, I think there was a lot
58:44
of you know, hard moments. And I'm gonna move out to that house.
58:51
Did they do you think they've made a decision on that Santa Clarita home
58:54
with the twins. I don't know, like they she's still debating back and
58:59
forth. I don't know. I hope you run into them. That's why
59:00
I bringe out, God, I really do. Valencia is so close to
59:04
me, and I mean I'm gonna I imagine they'll probably be at Whole Foods.
59:07
I'll try and track them down. I mean, you've put the whole
59:09
area on the map, so you know, you kind of run it all.
59:13
I think you should run for city council Women of Santa Claria. Thank
59:16
you very much. I have one more question for y'all. It was on
59:21
my mind. Oh yeah, do you why do we think, now that
59:24
we've seen the finale, why do we think they cabachhed the reunion? Is
59:28
it because it's too sad? Is it because it's too contentious? Is it
59:32
because the show is so good that they don't want a reunion to further fracture
59:37
things. They want us all to retreat, not let them know, not
59:42
let them have the grid of a reunion, so we could get back to
59:44
filming sooner. These are all thoughts that were on my mind. I think
59:46
those are all great points. I honestly my first thought. Now I'm kind
59:52
of going with what you're saying, But my first thought was because this was
59:55
such a new show, they didn't have it in the budget to have any
59:59
reunions. So because they didn't know how I was going to do, I
1:00:01
don't think they realized that it was going to pop off like it did,
1:00:06
and so one would think once it was popping off and they happened very early
1:00:09
in the season where people were nuts about it that they would have included a
1:00:14
reunion and just tacked it on, but perhaps with programming and all that stuff,
1:00:17
it was too late. These shows often not have reunions. Some of
1:00:23
the other shows you do, like just Below Deck happens Below Deck has like
1:00:27
Watch what Happens Live reunion, so they're really shoved into like that. Those
1:00:30
are on Zoom. But before like Southern Charm, didn't have reunions for a
1:00:36
little while. Those were in the clubhouse as a Watch what Happens Live episode,
1:00:39
And the only recent thing that's happened was obviously New York had canceled their
1:00:45
reunion when that was during the during COVID, But Jersey has now canceled their
1:00:51
reunion, as you know. I can't wait to figure out what that's about.
1:00:54
Jersey is also so good right now. Well, Andy, he did
1:01:00
speak to it and said that, and you said you said that that checks
1:01:02
out. Which is it that the finale is actually like so epic that there
1:01:09
is no need for a reunion and that's why. So about what's her name?
1:01:15
I hate to do this. I know we're trying to wind up,
1:01:16
but what's the name of the gal who's married to Fuda Rachel Rachel. The
1:01:21
way she talked to Teresa at that brunch was inconceivable. I love that no
1:01:28
one steps to the queen like that bitch. I was like whoa, Yeah,
1:01:34
that was like whoa. I loved it. I was like, this
1:01:37
is we need more of this, and I love that. Teresa's like all
1:01:40
right, and then Delores is like that's gonna fester. Yeah. In twenty
1:01:45
four the first this is the word in the first forty eight hours, the
1:01:50
first forty eight and you're going to get the rest sleep with one eye open,
1:01:52
you know. It's like it's so good. Yeah, that was so
1:01:57
good and it's been fire yep. Well, thank you Valley for a great
1:02:00
frin. I love when Jamie does her sign offs to like the production,
1:02:05
to the people, to the characters. I love the truck, you know,
1:02:08
in the truck and behind the scenes. Like Jamie is a director,
1:02:14
she's an actor, she's a writer, like you know, she knows all
1:02:16
facets of production. So this is like her way of sending it up.
1:02:20
You know, she's sending it up. And I love it. When they
1:02:22
finished the parade on Thanksgiving, you gotta give, like yeah, we just
1:02:25
want to thank everyone. They were amazing this year though, the editors everyone
1:02:31
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