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Dolly's Legacy, Ozempic Side Effects & Jelly Roll's Stand-Up w/ Heather Shaw · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
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  Speaker 1: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
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  Speaker 1: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
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  Speaker 1: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
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  Speaker 1: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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  Speaker 1: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
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  Speaker 1: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
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  Speaker 1: click and collect.
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  Speaker 2: So easy.
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  Speaker 1: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 2: the road, when you're on the go.
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  Speaker 3: Juicy Scoop is the show to know. She talks Hollywood
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  Speaker 3: tales for real life.
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  Speaker 2: Mr. Sacred Serial Data and Serial Sister. You'll be addicted
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  Speaker 2: and addicted fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo. Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I have a return favorite,
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  Speaker 2: another Heather, another hilarious girl. You know her, you love her.
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  Speaker 3: It's Heather Shaw. Welcome back. I'm back, baby. The Heathers reunited.
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  Speaker 2: What I love is you're on tour right now because
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  Speaker 2: you're such a funny stand-up. Yeah. And when I was
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  Speaker 2: pulling this poster for Look on YouTube, because you're going
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  Speaker 2: to get to see her funny face and her funniness
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  Speaker 2: and me all together.
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  Speaker 3: But I noticed that the song you chose.
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  Speaker 2: For this is Baby Gorgeous. And I've been choosing Baby
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  Speaker 2: Gorgeous for stuff, which is Lisa Barlow's music, You're Just. No,
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  Speaker 2: it's You're Just.
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  Speaker 3: Is it Just?
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  Speaker 2: You're Just, Baby Gorgeous.
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  Speaker 3: And then I forget the lyrics.
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  Speaker 2: But it's good.
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  Speaker 3: It's my walk-up song. I love it. It's so good
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  Speaker 3: for walking up. No one knows it.
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  Speaker 2: So you're a fan of Lisa Barlow's.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, are you kidding me? I love the bar. She's great.
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  Speaker 3: What's her tequila? Where is it?
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  Speaker 2: It's Vita Tequila.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
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  Speaker 2: A lot of people try to say that it's not
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  Speaker 2: a real tequila. We have done Sundance for 42 years.
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  Speaker 3: I have a lounge.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so generous with it, but these girls are so
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  Speaker 2: mean to me.
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  Speaker 3: I love her.
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  Speaker 2: Are you watching her on Ultimate Girls Trip?
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  Speaker 3: No, I haven't. I haven't gotten into UGT. Okay, well.
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  Speaker 3: I heard I need to because Vicky's a nightmare. She's
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  Speaker 3: a total, I work, I work, I work. She's still working.
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  Speaker 3: I work. Well, and can I say, somebody's saying something
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  Speaker 3: about her mouth. What's going on? Okay, so. I've noticed
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  Speaker 3: that too.
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  Speaker 2: She does, this is my Vicky impression where she'll go like,
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  Speaker 2: she'll go.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta work. You don't have life insurance? Pay your taxes.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if it's like... What, is it the tightness?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if she's like wet, like her dry
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  Speaker 2: mouth from Ozempic. You've never tried any of that stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You look like you're naturally thin.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, I take a lot of it. That's why
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  Speaker 3: I look like this. You're a very trim, a trim,
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  Speaker 3: lean little machine. Little, little stick.
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  Speaker 2: But I've taken it.
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  Speaker 3: You have?
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: Like four years ago when you had to keep it
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  Speaker 2: a secret. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: When they were going to come to your house.
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  Speaker 2: With pitchforks and be like, you're not a diabetic. But...
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  Speaker 2: I had turned 50, and I had gained weight, a
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  Speaker 2: lot more weight than I wanted. So I did it,
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  Speaker 2: and I was able to keep it off. And then
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  Speaker 2: since then, I've dabbled in it like once.
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  Speaker 3: You don't need to. You're stick thin.
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  Speaker 2: I know, but you don't know. You know when someone
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  Speaker 2: doesn't fit in their thing.
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  Speaker 3: And you know. No, like whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, for some people, it can make you very thirsty.
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  Speaker 2: Like you cannot get enough.
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  Speaker 3: Water in you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yes.
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  Speaker 3: I've heard this. My friend. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so that was like one thing that, you know,
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  Speaker 2: that I tried a different medication. And the next time
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  Speaker 2: I had to do it, which was about a year ago,
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  Speaker 2: and then I haven't been on it since, I did
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  Speaker 2: a little pill instead. And I noticed I didn't have
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  Speaker 2: the incredible thirst.
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  Speaker 3: Yes. Yeah. Maybe that's what it is.
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  Speaker 2: But anyway, there's my talk. And but now I can
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  Speaker 2: be honest about it. Back then you had to be.
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  Speaker 2: quiet you can get.
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  Speaker 3: It was like being gay in the 60s it was.
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely like being gay it's like being gay in the
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  Speaker 2: 80s yeah just like you knew some people are cool
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  Speaker 2: some people weren't.
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  Speaker 3: You got to cruise yeah yeah yeah you got it
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  Speaker 3: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so maybe it's a mixture
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  Speaker 3: of plastic surgery and lack of water for the vic
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  Speaker 3: right and then just hurt she's alive She's a lot.
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  Speaker 3: And I got to watch it.
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  Speaker 2: So I ended up, they have, they're having all these parties.
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  Speaker 2: It's very like fun.
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  Speaker 3: And how was she partying? I don't understand how they're
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  Speaker 3: drinking in their sixties.
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  Speaker 2: She looks good though.
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  Speaker 3: Like, you know what her body does? That's what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think someone thought it was something more serious.
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  Speaker 2: We don't want it to be any more, anything more serious.
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  Speaker 2: Then you're back on TV and.
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  Speaker 3: You're like, fuck it. I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: I'll be, I'll be as thirsty to be on camera
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  Speaker 2: as I am truly needing to have water in my body.
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  Speaker 2: Because she has a nice figure. Her figure's looking really good.
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  Speaker 2: I saw her do some press. She's got a nice butt.
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  Speaker 3: She looks good. She's slim, tiny, good waist.
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  Speaker 2: Her arms, her skin looks good. So good for her.
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  Speaker 2: Because she said, you know, I got plastic surgery because
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  Speaker 2: Slade said I look like my piggy.
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  Speaker 3: And then Luann's like, I thought it was Porky Pig.
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  Speaker 3: I saw that.
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  Speaker 2: Now your pig's mixed up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, oink, oink.
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  Speaker 2: Who cares?
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  Speaker 3: Who would let a man? Yeah. I saw Countess, by
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  Speaker 3: the way, do a Christmas cabaret show in Cincinnati, Ohio.
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  Speaker 3: She's doing good, folks. Some basement in Cincinnati. And what
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  Speaker 3: did you think? I thought she was gorgeous, number one.
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  Speaker 2: She is. Speaking of plastic surgery, she's somebody that really
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  Speaker 2: has just maintained her natural beauty. She's always looked like that,
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  Speaker 2: and she has a great figure.
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  Speaker 3: But the show itself is completely cringe. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if she's aware of it. I can't tell if she's
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  Speaker 3: in on it or not. No, this is very serious.
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  Speaker 2: As someone who knows her personally, has hung out with her,
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  Speaker 2: had her on the show a bunch, you know how
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  Speaker 2: people say I'm a deadhead?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I think I've seen Luann so much that I could
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  Speaker 2: be called like a countess cunt or something.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what we would call ourselves, but I've
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  Speaker 3: literally seen her.
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  Speaker 2: I think, five times.
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  Speaker 3: In concert.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So it's fun. But I'm like, does she ever?
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  Speaker 2: Every time I think that she, every time I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: she has totally gotten better, and I'm like, you've totally
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  Speaker 2: gotten better.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's a great show.
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  Speaker 2: And then I will look back at someone's video from like,
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  Speaker 2: some gay guy from the second story and filming her.
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  Speaker 3: And I'll be like, how drunk was I? That's not
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  Speaker 3: what I saw.
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  Speaker 2: Because when I was there and people are recognizing me
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  Speaker 2: and we're like, yeah, buddy can't buy a class. Or
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  Speaker 2: even when she's like, I can buy myself flowers. She
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  Speaker 2: does a lot of fun songs. She does some karaoke
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  Speaker 2: or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Some of the people's covers. With the housewives clips.
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  Speaker 2: But it is kind of a like some other housewives
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  Speaker 2: you know have tried to do stand up or a
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  Speaker 2: version of it yeah go the DJ singing ground yeah
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  Speaker 2: 100% because the stakes aren't high you can do the
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  Speaker 2: same stuff over and over again you know Bethany tried
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  Speaker 2: to be a stand.
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  Speaker 3: Up no yes no I always said she's got comics
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  Speaker 3: no she does but you know it doesn't translate some people.
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  Speaker 2: Are just great as a reality star some people are
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  Speaker 2: just great in the moment yeah she does Sonia well
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  Speaker 2: Sonia doesn't know it does stand up Sonia on what?
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  Speaker 2: It's like Sonia and Friends, and then she will, like,
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  Speaker 2: roll around and, like, spread her legs.
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  Speaker 3: She's on Xanax. And, like, dance.
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  Speaker 2: And then she does hire some other comics. So I'm like,
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  Speaker 2: good that you're giving some other people time that are not, like,
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  Speaker 2: super famous that are very funny and, like, they get
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  Speaker 2: a gig at a paid gig. Joe, Melissa's husband, Joe
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  Speaker 2: of Gorga.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. He does stand-up. That meatball? He does stand-up?
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  Speaker 3: What's he talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Reza has done stand-up from Shaw's.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know that one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Shaw's.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I should. He did a long time ago. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: People try it. So they try it. People try it.
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  Speaker 2: They maybe get like six or seven minutes.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard. And then they realize, why the fuck am
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  Speaker 3: I doing this? Yeah. You're a reality star.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You could do a paid ad. It's so much more glamorous. For,
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  Speaker 3: you know, a lot of money.
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  Speaker 2: Just don't try it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, to be in some art. Remember when Slade did
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  Speaker 3: it for a second? He did it at the Laugh Factory.
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  Speaker 3: That's when he called Vicky Miss Piggy. Right, right, exactly.
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  Speaker 3: I wanted to be like, you fucking suck, dude. It
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  Speaker 3: was so bad.
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  Speaker 2: He did it once, and I mean, you know, I've
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  Speaker 2: talked to him since, and I've been like.
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  Speaker 3: You've talked to Slade?
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: He's real? Yes, because Gretchen came on the show. Gretchen Rossi!
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: She knows everybody, guys. Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: And it was, you know, she was having a tough season.
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  Speaker 2: It was her last season.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. And I did tell Slade, I go.
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  Speaker 2: I just think at one point you just need to say,
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  Speaker 2: it was totally wrong when I said it did. It
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  Speaker 2: was my first time doing stand-up. I knew just calling
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  Speaker 2: out names would get a woo-hoo. I didn't realize how
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  Speaker 2: actually cruel that is to really go after someone's looks.
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  Speaker 2: Because it's like if you were to hire me to
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  Speaker 2: write for you about housewives, I could have come up
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  Speaker 2: with funnier things that are not.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You know, however, I just did Vicky being thirsty, but I.
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  Speaker 3: Guess that your body looks great. Your face looks great.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But this is a, that's just an observation. That's not,
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  Speaker 3: you know, it's a lot.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, I think, um, does he, is he has remorse
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  Speaker 3: about that? About this standup? I can't imagine. He's probably like, whatever.
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  Speaker 3: It was his first. Plus he has, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it was so long ago that I do
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  Speaker 2: think it's good when someone's like, it was very, I
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  Speaker 2: look back and I cringe. Like what was I thinking?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Him on his bike. That's cringy. When was it
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  Speaker 3: on a bike? He's always on the bike. He's got
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  Speaker 3: the short, slayed balls. But that also was so long ago.
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  Speaker 3: Do you imagine? I know.
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  Speaker 2: If I started this show 20 years ago, it would
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  Speaker 2: show me rollerblading by myself, thinking that was really real exercise,
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  Speaker 2: which it's not.
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  Speaker 3: You're rolling. You're rolling.
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  Speaker 2: It's not exercise. It's not.
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  Speaker 3: You're just on Venice.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, and I had listening to Sade in my ear,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm like, living the life.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I wouldn't want that. like, playing back right now.
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  Speaker 3: You're right. You're right. Everything's cringed 20 years ago.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So, it's fine. Exactly. It's fine. But you have all
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  Speaker 3: these dates. I love that you're here. Yeah, baby. I
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  Speaker 3: was just in Nebraska.
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  Speaker 2: How was that?
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  Speaker 3: Horrible. You know. Have you ever.
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  Speaker 2: No, but my mother-in-law is from Nebraska.
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  Speaker 3: What part, though? Pop quiz. Hold on. Is it Omaha?
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  Speaker 2: No, but there's one that starts with an R.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's probably a roll.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, but then she came out here as a teenager
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  Speaker 2: and went to Hollywood High.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. That's the way. I know. I love that. From
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  Speaker 3: corn to porn. But she did. That's hot.
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  Speaker 2: No, but she didn't pursue anything in acting. But I
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  Speaker 2: did go, oh, like, she's like, then we came in,
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  Speaker 2: whatever the dad's job was.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The mom ran a daycare, and then she was at
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  Speaker 2: Hollywood High. And then she, like, you know, met my
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  Speaker 2: husband's father and became, you know, a cute homemaker. And
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  Speaker 2: she's still a good time. But so Nebraska was a challenge.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Lincoln's fine. But this one, they pronounce it Norfork.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So what are we doing? Already I'm upset. Norfork? Are we,
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  Speaker 3: can we read? I don't think they were literate. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. It was just, I wouldn't go back, so
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna talk shit about them, because they're not gonna
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  Speaker 3: see this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, for the Juicy Scoopers that are there, we're just
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  Speaker 2: trying to be funny.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. Oh, you think they're gonna have Juicy Scoopers in Norfolk?
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  Speaker 3: I have them everywhere. Norfolk? Please comment. Please comment. Please
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  Speaker 3: comment below. We love you.
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  Speaker 2: Before we get into more juicy, funny things, we just
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  Speaker 2: need to talk about the very, very sad and quite
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  Speaker 2: shocking news that Dolly Parton's passing. She did pass of cancer.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And it's so, I think it's so Dolly for us
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  Speaker 2: to have not known. Yeah. Like, and for her to
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  Speaker 2: still look absolutely gorgeous when she had to like postpone
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  Speaker 2: a show.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And she was saying like, you know, well, the doctor
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  Speaker 2: says like, I need.
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  Speaker 3: To, you know, stay home.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And so, and I remember, was it quick?
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  Speaker 2: Like it was, you think it was a recent diagnosis?
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  Speaker 2: It seemed like, I wonder if like, I wonder if
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  Speaker 2: she had it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And wasn't going to go through the more debilitating treatments.
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  Speaker 2: That's not, like, I wonder if her style was just like, well,
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to try this instead because I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to be so, you know, it's such a debilitating thing
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  Speaker 2: to go through. So I think when you, you know,
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  Speaker 2: and some people choose not to, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I kind of, and her, The love of her life
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  Speaker 2: her husband had passed. They said she's going to be
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  Speaker 2: laid to rest with him. And there's been so much
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: stuff that's come out about her, like old videos and
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  Speaker 2: old things. And the thing that stuck with me is
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  Speaker 2: that as a musical genius and a singer and actress
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  Speaker 2: and writer, there isn't one time where she did something
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  Speaker 2: mean or snarky about another woman.
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  Speaker 3: Ever.
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  Speaker 2: Ever.
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  Speaker 3: Ever.
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  Speaker 2: Ever.
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  Speaker 3: Take notes, ladies. Yes. Yeah, I know. It's remarkable. And
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  Speaker 3: she wouldn't even, yeah, she's never said anything. She knows
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  Speaker 3: how to be like shady without.
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  Speaker 2: But she wasn't even, I don't even think there's any shady.
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  Speaker 2: You know how like Mariah Carey was like, I don't
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  Speaker 2: know her and things like that.
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  Speaker 3: Right, right, right.
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  Speaker 2: And I understand like, or even I feel like there
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  Speaker 2: was maybe even a moment with like Madonna and Lady Gaga.
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  Speaker 2: She was coming up because Lady Gaga's music was just
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  Speaker 2: a little too similar.
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  Speaker 3: I totally get that.
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  Speaker 2: But with her, it was just like, and then when
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  Speaker 2: she would, be sitting there. And I remember my mom
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  Speaker 2: was like, you know, that's a wig. And I was
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  Speaker 2: so shocked. I was like, she's so beautiful. And she's like, no,
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  Speaker 2: those are wigs. And I'm like, now as someone who
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  Speaker 2: doesn't wear a wig and has to do my hair
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  Speaker 2: every day, I think the, the realization that you can
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  Speaker 2: wear wigs all the time.
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  Speaker 3: And a lot of women.
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  Speaker 2: Do like, it's kind of great. I mean, the amount
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  Speaker 2: of time you save. And also if you're performing all
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  Speaker 2: the time, that's hard on your hair, but I love
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  Speaker 2: that her hair changed all the time. I think every
• 13:58
  Speaker 2: time you've seen her hair, it's a wig.
• 14:00
  Speaker 3: And this is not to diss her. No, no, not
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: at all.
• 14:02
  Speaker 1: She's the best.
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: She's one of one.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: And then what I also kind of love is that
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: she knew, because she did an interview with Barbara Walters.
• 14:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, God. Did you see that interview?
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: I hate Barbara Walters. F you. I don't like Barbara Walters.
• 14:15
  Speaker 3: Why was she always, you know? The way she asks
• 14:18
  Speaker 3: her questions was so shitty. So why? Why do you
• 14:21
  Speaker 3: wear the wig?
• 14:23
  Speaker 2: Why do you wear makeup?
• 14:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why do you wear the wig? And she's like, well.
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: I know that this would be the thing that would
• 14:27
  Speaker 3: get me attention.
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: Yes. And once I have the attention, then I can
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: be me. Yeah. Well, you know, she was like an innovator,
• 14:34
  Speaker 2: one of the first people to hear about breast implants
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: and get them.
• 14:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah. In 1967. Damn. 1967 breast implants. What are those
• 14:43
  Speaker 3: made of?
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: My mom told me that like in the 70s, she
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: was at the grocery store. Yeah. And she sees this
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: woman she knows like in the neighborhood. Yeah. And her
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: tits are huge. And she's like, what happened? Because nobody
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: even knew you could get breast implants. And she goes, oh, Pam,
• 14:59
  Speaker 2: I must increase my bust.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: And my mom believed it for five years.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: She didn't even know that existed.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: The implants back then?
• 15:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Was it just sand? What was in there? I don't know.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: No, it was the silicone implants that they use today.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. I want to do that. I want
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: to get some tits.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: But she always had such a tiny waist and cute
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: body and beautiful skin.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: And it seemed like she.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: Just, whatever, whatever she did, she stayed beautiful. She looked
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: the same from like.
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: 40 to 80. She looked the same.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: Like it was just, but she still, she didn't look
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: 40 at 80, but she still looked like just stunning.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: Like skin. She didn't have the mouth thing.
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: She could still sing so good.
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: None of that. Not one mouth movement from Dolly. Take notes, Vic.
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: And she had beautiful teeth. That was another thing I said.
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: She's gorgeous.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: Back in the day, you couldn't buy teeth like that,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: and you couldn't buy lips like that.
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: So that's her teeth.
• 15:56
  Speaker 2: Yes. A big, huge smile like Farrah Fawcett and Pamela
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Anderson would instantly make you a star. Now someone can
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: fix everything on their face.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Back then, you had a smile like that, and it
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: was like... But of course, the fact that she wrote
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: 9 to 5... I will always love you. Oh my God,
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: I loved that movie. And that song, all those songs
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: she wrote, she came up with that whole movie, I think.
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: I know, she's insane. Yeah.
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• 16:50
  Speaker 4: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 16:53
  Speaker 4: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 16:56
  Speaker 4: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: filed against me.
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: what would you.
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: Do if it was given back? Where did that need
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: come from where you thought that you had to succeed
• 17:18
  Speaker 4: in order to feel loved?
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: started crying.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
• 17:29
  Speaker 4: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: happens next.
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: I decided to risk it all. I realized how valuable
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara, I'm
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: not going to pull punches. You can use your voice
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: even if it's shaped.
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: Now there's going to be her musical is coming out
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: in December. Well, it's in. Isn't it premiering in December?
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: Her Broadway musical about her life. That thing's going to
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: sell out like a mother if it hasn't already. I mean,
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: it was going to sell out, but now it's like.
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: Did she ever have kids? That is a great question.
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I don't even know.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. And that also kind of makes
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: her queen. No offense, Drake. We love you. uh, that
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: kind of, it's kind.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Of cool to be like child free back then and,
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: and be like, you know, not back then, especially sad
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: about it. Not as, and she, I always wondered what
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: was up with the husband. Cause she, she always spoke
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: nicely of him, but we never really saw him. We
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: never heard from him. But in that other interview, she
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: kind of said, I'm not, you know, someone might catch
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: my eye here and there.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: So there were sometimes rumors.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: That, Could she have like an open something?
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: Yes, because I saw an interview snippet somebody had posted
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: where they're like, what's your least favorite word? And she said, monogamy.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: I mean, monotony. So it was like. So clever. Yeah.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: So I wonder if they were, maybe they were swinging.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Or just. Swinging down in Nashville.
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: With Jelly Roll.
• 18:55
  Speaker 4: No.
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: And loved her.
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: And, you know, like, I think she loved him and everything.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: But yeah, I would love, now that.
• 19:00
  Speaker 3: She has passed. Yeah.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: I would love to just know more about that part
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: of her life.
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: Who plays her in the biopics? Well, I know that...
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Jojo Siwa. I agree.
• 19:09
  Speaker 4: No.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: What is the very beginning of Jojo Siwa? But it's
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: got to be Kristen Chenoweth.
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. She's got... But yeah. Yeah, I could see that.
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: She can sing. She's tiny. She's blonde. Is her voice... Yeah,
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: she can get her voice.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: She could do her voice. Yeah, she's great.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: When I met her, she told me she was trying
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: to do.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: The Dolly biopic. Would she come up to your hips?
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: She's tiny. She is tiny.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: We're in the same sorority. Gamma Phi Beta.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: Gamma Phi Beta. And when she was on.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Chelsea lately, she's one of those girls that is the
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: person that you walk into the room and she's like, oh,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: this is my makeup artist and this is my ass
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: and this is mine like that's extremely like respect yeah
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: to everybody that works for her yeah totally genuine and
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: sweet that's all but when she told me she was
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: working on that and this was like 15 years ago
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: I'm like oh that's perfect but now I think there's
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: gonna even now there could be more even leeway with
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: everything it still will be a tribute to her but
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: by not having her be there like you know how
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: Madonna is Her thing is not getting off. And I'm like,
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I want that so bad. I want that Madonna. I
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: want it as a series.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: You mean the biopic of Madonna? I want the biopic
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: of Madonna from Madonna.
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Back when she was in Catholic school.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: I want. And Julia Garner would have killed that role. Yes.
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: I don't. They stopped that project.
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: Like.
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: I know. They put a kibosh on it. Because it was.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: I don't know why. Because Madonna wanted too much control.
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: Because I think. That's what it sounds like. Which I
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: can totally understand. It's your life.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: For sure.
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: But at the same time. It's hard to tell your.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Sometimes. I think I'd be like. I
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: don't know. Sometimes you have to be like. You have
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: to let go. You were a nightmare Madonna. You have
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: to just.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: You have to like let go.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: And let people. You know.
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: And because. Yeah.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: I would die to see that. I want to see, yeah.
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: I love biopics. Yeah, I do too. I like them
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: better when the person's dead. Can I be honest? That's
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying. Now there could be some real... It's like,
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: we don't... Who is the... Like, Dylan's still around. Chalamet?
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: That little twink? What was he being Dylan? I have
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: not seen it. I haven't either.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: My sister said... Some people said I would love it, but... No,
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: my sister went to go see Bob Dylan perform.
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay. Recently. Which, riveting. I mean... Yeah.
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: She said it wasn't great. She was like, somebody gave
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: them tickets. And she's like, she really said Heather, you
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: would die. Because I'm like, I'm not into that.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: He would just sit there.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Anyway, rest in peace.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: She's such a sweet. Rest in peace, Dolly P. And
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: then they turn the Empire State Building pink. Do you
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: think Taylor Swift is just like, ugh. Well, do they
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: do hers orange?
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Who does peach and wine as wedding colors?
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Doesn't it, Madison Square Garden? I wish I was here
• 21:38
  Speaker 3: for that. We should have discussed that.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: And we still don't know anything. We still don't know
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: anything about her wedding except that it was peach or
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: it was cornhole. We still don't know if it was
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: a buffet or if that was a mean rumor or
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: if it was sit-down.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: That's a lot of people sitting down. Cold chicken. It's
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Madison Square Garden. I know. But that's what you do.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: Maybe it had to be buffet. If you hire enough.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: People to serve it, you could have a multi-course sit-down thing.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: It's just very expensive, but certainly they have the money.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: They have the money, yeah. I don't know.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: When you got married, you're married to a woman.
• 22:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, gay.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I don't know if anyone knew that.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Very gay.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: And did you guys have any specific wedding colors?
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: Uh, I think it was more, my wife likes like
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: romantic gothic vibes, which I do too. So it was
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: a lot of like dark red. There's probably a color,
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: a name for that that I'm not thinking of.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: You mean like a burgundy or a wine?
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, like a burgundy.
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: And in black and like it was sexy and very
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Lana Del Rey hot.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, I love Lana.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: Did you guys play that song?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we walked down to video games. Will you still
• 22:41
  Speaker 3: love me? Is that what you? We walked down to
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: video games. The instrumental.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: How does that one go?
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: It's you, it's you, it's all for you. We walked
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: on the instrumental, so it was very, yeah. We didn't
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: do the sit-down dinner.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: But you did do the, Will used to love me
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: when I'm not.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: No.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: I know. It was a big miss on the lesbian end.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: You're right.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: I love that song, but it does.
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Remind me of when Kanye asked Kim to marry him.
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: Why?
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: Because they, what?
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: They played that at Dodger Stadium when he asked her
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: to marry him, and then they had the real Lana
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: Del Rey perform at their wedding. Oh, yeah.
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: Well, they can get her, yeah.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: And it was in the great Gatsby movie. Yes.
• 23:17
  Speaker 3: Yes. Young and Beautiful. That's the song.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: If anybody has like a 20s themed party, you got
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: to play that.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: That's what we did because it was New Year's Eve.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: So it was kind of very Gatsby. We had the
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: wine pour.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: A New Year's Eve wedding is the best.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: It's the best because you can just hide behind a party.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I went to a wedding with New Year's Eve. Yes.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: It's great.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: For that exact reason because I hate New Year's Eve otherwise.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I know. And it's a pain of a holiday. So
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: now you give people a reason to like dress up
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: and have something to do. And somewhere to be. And
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: it's free booze.
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really fun.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: When you go on the road, I know your wife
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: is a busy lawyer.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: And our spouses don't want to see her act a
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: million times.
• 23:52
  Speaker 4: No.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: But is there times that she does travel with you?
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: Only if there's a city she wants to see. And
• 23:58
  Speaker 3: if you saw my dates, it's rare. I'm surprised she's
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: not here.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Okay, so after being married for 26 years.
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: It's so.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: So my husband will book the hotels and all that
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: kind of stuff.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: You know, some date will come and he's like, why
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: did you accept that date? And I'm like, because I just,
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I want to do it. It's only a
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: two hour flight. I want to, it's four shows. I
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: want to go do that city. Like why are you
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: being such a negative Nelly? Like who cares? And then
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: all of a sudden he'll be like, Oh, anyway, so
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: we accepted Aspen.
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, what? I didn't even see the email.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: He's like, and he's already got the beautiful house for
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: us to stay at because he's a skier. And I'm like, okay,
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: so when it's Aspen.
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: And you're some chuckle fuck.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, when it's Aspen, you come along.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how, I mean, I get it.
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: When it's four shows in two days in some other
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: city where I just want to like, you know, get
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: it going and work out the material and have fun
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: with my people, then, eh.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bakersfield, you don't want to go over to Bakersfield, hubby?
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: What the hell? Yeah, it's like that. Yeah, a lot
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: of the cities, she's like, you know, I'll be here.
• 25:03
  Speaker 3: Somebody's got to watch the dogs, you know. But sometimes,
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: like she went to Detroit with me and fell in
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: love with Detroit.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: She likes, yeah, I like Detroit.
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: But she loves Detroit and she loves Vegas, which I'm like,
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: I don't love Vegas. She loves Vegas.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: Does she gamble or like to shop?
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: No, I think she just likes the vibe of Vegas. Glitzy, glamoury.
• 25:22
  Speaker 3: Really good food. High-end shopping. Yeah, she likes the finer thing.
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: I just am not attracted to Vegas at all. I
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: just see like sadness and, you know, it's like people
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: at Walmart.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: I feel like I remember the first time I went
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: to Vegas.
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: It was summer, like summer between my freshman and sophomore
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: year of college, and my parents were like, we're gonna
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: stop in vegas on our way to the family reunion
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: thing yeah yeah and i was like so excited i've
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: never been i was so excited for vegas i'd only
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: seen vegas and i like wearing like a long like
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: tight gown it's in the 90s yeah yes i'm imagining
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: like blow on these for luck and i'm like what
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: the fuck is this like it's just you see like
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: commercials like for other like There's casinos, even if they're
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: not Vegas, and it's like, these people, I'm like, okay.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: Girl. No, it's a lot of... I saw one lady
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: in the casino at 7 a.m., which I love walking
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: the casino at 7 a.m., because I'm like, who hasn't
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: been to bed yet? This lady was smoking a cigarette
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: in a slot machine, playing slots on her phone. So
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: I'm like, she's like... So she's on the slot. She's
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: doing doubles. Oh, I'm like this lady's like, you can't even, slots,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: slots on the phone.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: The phone is so distracting that you can't even just
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: focus on just actually gambling when you're in Vegas.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: You have to do side gambling.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, she's lost all her money.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: It's just sad to me. I just, I get sad
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: in Vegas and I'm not a bougie. Like, yeah, you know,
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: we went to the Vanderpump restaurant. Oh good.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: How was that?
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: It was fine. The restaurant or the hotel? We went
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: to both. I really liked the hotel casino. Okay. Very cool.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: Love it. It's chill. It's beautiful restaurant. It's fine. It's
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: Vegas food. What do you want?
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Um, well, it's just, it's just the little apps.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I think it's kind of brilliant because yeah, I'm guessing
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: not that I'm a restaurateur, but then you don't have
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: to have a full kitchen. So I think that's economically
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: really quick is a really cool thing. There's no reservations.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: You wait, you get your one $ 25 drink, you get
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: your cheese balls and then you go do something else,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: which I think is like a brilliant and take all
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: your photos. And I was, I was supposed to go
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: to that hotel opening.
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: Really?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: It's nice. When was it?
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: It was like June 14th, which is my birthday. And
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: I missed the email and I had a really fun
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: weekend with my girlfriends. Um, but then like I saw
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: the email later and it was like, so, so this
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: is a new, yeah, I just opened the summer hotel hotel.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: It's nice. And the casino is really nice. That's good.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: I like it. Um, Okay, speaking of which.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Can we get into it? Finally. Jelly Roll is.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: Now hosting Jimmy Kimmel this week after Rosie did a
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: great job.
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: Look at that. It's proof. If you have face tattoos.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: I just need to know what is your thoughts.
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: Do you think he has the Ozempic mouth? Oh, my God. Well,
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: I mean. Welcome to Jimmy Kimmel Live.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Do the voice.
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: Hey, everybody.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Bonnie, I miss you. Please.
• 28:12
  Speaker 4: Please.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: I could just see that. I did not see any
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: clips of him hosting. Why is he hosting? What are
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: we doing as America?
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I was slightly obsessed.
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: Of what?
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: With the Jelly Roll Bunny divorce, everything about it.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: And I literally, it was.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Split among the Juicy Scoopers. Some were like, Heather, if
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: you fucking bring up Jelly Roll one more time. And
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: I just couldn't stop talking about it. And he does everything.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: You know, when I come across his clips of him
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: performing in these huge arenas with a lot of FDC.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: He's doing karaoke music.
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: But why is he doing karaoke so much?
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: It's a time of our life. I'm like, what is this?
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: It sounds like Carmen singing. Why are you doing Luann's act?
• 28:49
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: He's literally doing.
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: If I hear him do Money Can't Buy. Wait, let's
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: hear him do Money Can't Buy.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. Go the accent. Go. And he's got
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: the weak Ozempic voice.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: Money can't buy your class.
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: Hey, sing it.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Praise Jesus. Jesus, I'll thank you. Money can't buy your class.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: I love you, money. Yeah, he's very religious. Is he, though?
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: I would believe in God, too, if I had his
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: fucking life right now. Luck.
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: But anyway, I mean, in the monologue, he talks about
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: how he's now able to see his penis because he's
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: lost weight.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Heck.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: And then he kind of fat shames and is like,
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: you should be able to see it, too. And I'm like,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: you who was so fat your whole life is now
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: being kind of rude to anybody that.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, you know, he is.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: Directed it towards you know the president which is fine
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: but i was like really you really are he did
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: fat jokes about him but he was ripping on trump
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: because i yes that's interesting and well it's kim and
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: making fat jokes about him interesting and i'm like you
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: are now Like, you should be the nicest to, like,
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: I don't know, not to him, but I'm just saying,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: I just thought it was very hypocritical that someone who
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: was very, like, heavy and now drastically thinner and now
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: you're going to be, now your first moment of stand-up
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: is fat shaming.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no. I mean, that's, you know. Like, say whatever
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: you want.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: I'm not defending anybody. I'm just saying I think that's
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: a hypocritical joke.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: It is because, you know, this guy was a large,
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, the amount of skid marks in this guy's underwear.
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: That's all I can think. He's walking around. Bunny's filming him.
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: I've seen the old videos of when she's like, hey, babe.
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: And he's like waddling to the kitchen with a gamer
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: headset on. And I'm like, woof. And yeah, so you
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: can't like now get on and be like, well, fat
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: people are gross. It's like, dude, we saw the TikToks.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Do you think?
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: That they really are going to have a child together
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: and co-parent a child.
• 30:44
  Speaker 3: No fucking way. Absolutely not.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: I think that that's about as likely as when Brittany
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: said she was going to have a baby girl.
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, right.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, no, you're not. No, you're not. Maybe
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: a baby doll. Maybe a baby doll.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Yes. Maybe one of those alive dolls.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Please tell me you've seen that. Oh, my God, Reborn.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: I love the Reborn moms.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: My favorite is that one that has that voice that's like.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Hey, sleepyhead. Is it the older brunette lady with the glasses?
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that really looks very mom-ish. And I like, she
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: raised five kids.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: Where'd they go? She just said, I do this for fun.
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: Real ones? No, she said. We got a fact check.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: I found, like, I read something and it said, this
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: is just something, it's just a hobby. You know, I
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: don't really throw away the diapers and I don't really
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: waste the formula.
• 31:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: I just do it for the video purposes and I
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: just get a lot of joy out of it after
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: having raised five real children. I miss that. and I
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: like the routines, and I like filming the videos.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: They all went no contact. But what if she really.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Isn't even into it, and she just thought of this
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: genius way to get people to watch her videos?
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Well, and what I also like is that she made
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: her kids unruly, which is like, they're fake. They don't
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: have to be assholes. No, they're totally assholes, and she
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: has a voice. Shut up, Mom! I'm like, this is
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: a doll.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: No, she'll film the kid with a sleep mask on
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: its face, and she'll be like, hey, sleepyhead, it's back
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: to school week. And the kid will be like, leave
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: me alone, mom.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: This is your fantasy and your kids hate you in it? Like,
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: that's crazy. I know. It's a lot of work to
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: set it up, too.
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, so how do you feel? Like, my biggest fear is,
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: and I've said it, that Travis Kelsey wants to be
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: a country singer.
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: Wow. He does like to sing. Now you're going to
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: put this in my head. I put it out in
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: the universe.
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: Do you think they're going to do it?
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: It's happening. It's already happening. He's already sung many times.
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: Country, though?
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: And I said, he better marry her before he actually
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: starts trying to be a singer, which he did. Now
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: he better get her pregnant because she's not going to
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: like it.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Interesting.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: And so now this singer, Jelly Roll, is trying to
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: be a stand-up. He also was on a panel of
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Jennifer Hudson doing Hot Topics.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and wasn't he on the Netflix roast? He's doing everything.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: He went from rapper to country singer to comedian. You know,
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: he went from drug dealer. Drug dealer.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Drug dealer to basically, I don't even know, could he
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: be a pimp? Because they talk about he got with Bunny.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a sex worker. And she still had
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: to go.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: See her clients while he just was like, thanks for
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: the money, honey.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks for buying us a rent.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: And thanks for paying for my attorney so that I
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: can get custody.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: My daughter, yeah.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: And let me pursue my music.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: I mean, if you're Bunny, are you bummed? No, she's
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: not bummed. Do you think she's bummed?
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I don't think– no, I don't– well, I don't think
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: she's– I don't know. I tried to analyze their situation.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: I don't know if it was ever real.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it could have been like codependency, but not really
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: like love, love, love.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: And then they were just like, we love each other.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: And he's my J and he's my B and all this.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: And then they like stopped following each other. When the
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: talk stopped about them, then it was like Bunny and
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Jelly Roll stopped following each other.
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: We're like, we don't care. We don't care about the
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: trailer part.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: But I don't care anymore. People care for about two
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: and a half weeks.
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: And then it's over with. Yeah, and she made that
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: whole podcast about their divorce.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: And then she took it down.
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: She took it down. And I know that thing was
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: monetizing like a motherfucker. So what'd you say? I said
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: it was monetizing like a motherfucker on YouTube. So why
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: would you take it down?
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: The thought is now she said, I just don't want
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: that to be like, but I think it was. Because
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: it had monetized, but it had died down. Let's say
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: it was making, you know, whatever. Let's just say it
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: was making $ 100, 000 a day. And then it really slowed down.
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: And then I don't think it was making that much.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Who knows?
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: And then it slowed down for like a week. Then
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: if she takes it down and then people go to
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: look for it, then they'll listen to her other episodes
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: that aren't.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Nearly as popping. Okay.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: So I kind of. Or do you think Jelly Roll
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: was like, you take that down right now, bunny. No,
• 34:47
  Speaker 3: because she didn't really say anything that bad about him. No,
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: she was... I mean, she was really gracious. I'm team
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: bunny on this, because... How can.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: You not be?
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I was always like, she's gorgeous. But there was something
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: about how people just would be like... You know how
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: people get about relationship goals? It was like, if that
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: fat fuck who is awful and not cute.
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Formally fat fuck. And tattooed and all of this.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what are his tattoos? And can get this beautiful girl...
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: It was like a redemption... It was such a redemption
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: love story that anybody was like, if those... And a
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: lot of it was kind of like, I think, to
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: women that are with pieces of shit, for them to
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: be like, well, look how much he loves Bunny. Like,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: I'm with a piece of shit, but look how successful
• 35:28
  Speaker 2: Bunny and Jelly Roll are.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: So I should stay with my piece of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: And then to the pieces of shit, they'd be like, well,
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: that piece of shit can get Bunny.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I deserve it.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I can still stay a piece of shit, and I
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: should go, I should try harder.
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: I deserve better, yeah. I should walk up to the
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: prettiest girl. Yeah, yeah. And see if I can't convince her. Yeah.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: Because you know what?
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: That's, that's all it is with heterosexual situation.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you?
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: Tell me please.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Guys that are beneath you.
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: Yes. Okay.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: That you should not be interested in because of whoever
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: they are.
• 36:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: Just funky.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: The kind of guy that has the kind of confidence
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: to hit on you and then be like, oh, you're
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: out of my league, girl. And then they're like, you're
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: the hottest, greatest thing. And you haven't really heard someone
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: in your league say that you're the.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Hottest, greatest thing.
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: So then you're like, finally, somebody gets me.
• 36:20
  Speaker 3: I am the hottest, greatest thing. I am the hottest,
• 36:22
  Speaker 3: greatest thing.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: And since he sees it, actually, I think he is
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: my soulmate.
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, no, that's how they get you? That's how they
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: get you. So then you're like, he is my.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: Soulmate because no one's ever loved me this much, but
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: it's just a love bomb. Then you get with him
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: and you're like, I've had guys cheat on me and
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I've had them be selfish, but he's so into me
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: and he's so not cute, he'll never do that. That's
• 36:45
  Speaker 2: the guy that does then cheat on you and treat
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: you like shit later.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Because they've always hated themselves.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: And they weren't getting pussy in high school. No.
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: So they're like. Or in prison.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, then they look at her and
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: they're like, I have no respect for you.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: Why are you with me? I'm a piece of shit.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: Because they're probably like, ew, why are you with me? Yeah,
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: but I thought that you were my soulmate. Damn, that's
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: a mind fuck. Yeah. Well, I.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: That's why you should go for the best person and
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: you should never settle. Because even if you settle, especially
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: with a guy, I'm just talking about girl guy thing.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: If you settle for a guy beneath you, trust me,
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: they are not going to worship you forever.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: He's going to bring you down. He's going to bring
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: you down to his level.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: And he's going to be like, I can't believe you're
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: still with me.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: And he cheated on her numerous times. Yes, that's what
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: I'm saying. Well, yeah. I just think, you know, most.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: And then cried about it and was like, it was
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: the hardest time on a podcast.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: It was the hardest time of my life. When I
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: was cheating on Bunny. When I was inside that other lady,
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I was just like, Bunny. I was just miserable.
• 37:37
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I hate it when a guy says he's cheating on you,
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: and then it's like, you have no idea the demons
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I was fighting.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. While you were texting, getting a hotel room, meeting her. Right, right. Like, oh, God. Right.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: He feels so bad. No. That he just eats him
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: up inside to see that he hurt me like this.
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: I can't wait to see who he's with next. Because
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: who is going to be. No problem. There's not. It's
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: not going to be.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: She was saying like joking with her co-host buddy.
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: She was like, hey, Jay's DMs are open.
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I thought that was weird. I'm like. I think
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: that's overcorrecting. I think she's trying to be too cool.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: You don't want somebody to come around. I think she's
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: trying to be too cool.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: And then when you're supposedly having this. doll that you're
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: going to raise. Yeah. Right.
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: Right.
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: Sleepy jelly roll head.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: You got singing practice today. Like when you, and then
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: you want some other woman also raising it. So someone's
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: going to carry it for you.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: You're going to co-parent the reborn doll.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: And then you're going to co-parent this supposed baby.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: Please get a reborn. Please get a reborn bunny. That'd
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: be so funny.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: That'd be so good.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: A reborn bunny. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I'm
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: excited to see who he, cause it's not going to
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: be like a no name. He's going to get with
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: some celebrities.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: If he does a standup tour.
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: What if it's like Ella Langley, that singer? Like, hey,
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: he's from Texas, I can dance. Oh, my God. They
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: should just bang it up. Come on. Too cringy.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: There was some guitarist or something, they thought maybe something
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: was happening with him, but.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Some guitarist? Something like female guitarist.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Somebody that played in his band or whatever.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, he's better looking now. I mean, he got
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: bunny as a baddie. The teeth, the face. The tattoos.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I predict that he will start to get some of
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: the tattoos on the face removed.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: He's got to. I mean, look at that one across
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: his eye. The cross under his eye.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: If he gets the tattoos removed and then does a
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Brad Pitt very subtle lower facelift.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: Well, what would that bring? Oh, he might have already
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: had one. That's what I'm saying. He might have already
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: had one because how did he lose all that weight?
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: Without the jowls. Without the jowls. Not flapping in the wind.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: You think he can pin his skin back? What do
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: you think that looks like without a shirt?
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: They can do anything.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Well, they just take it all off that skin. They
• 39:44
  Speaker 3: can do anything. Reborn doll out of it. All right,
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: now we're getting weird. Yeah. This is our baby. It's
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: Jelly Roll Skin. Yeah, I don't know. I'm baffled at
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: just why he's hosting. He has a great publicist or something.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: First of all, I think it was probably booked months
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: in advance.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: You think?
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: Yes, because I think Jimmy knew, I'm going to go
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: on this summer vacation with my kids before they.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: Go back to school. But they went from Rosie.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: So then I think they booked it a long time
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: ago and then probably booked him a long time ago knowing...
• 40:14
  Speaker 2: with stan with us stand up with um you know
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: going on tour we've got to clear it so i
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: think they knew a long time ago i think they
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: booked him before the bunny divorce interesting yes.
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: Interesting i wish you would have brought ellen because we did.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: We would do like guest hosts and stuff when i
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: worked on chelsea lately and it was well in advance
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: okay okay you know like yeah i have my summer
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: vacation let's see yeah like we're gonna have these two
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: weeks it's not like a month out you're calling rosie
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: like hey yeah like yeah come back from how fun
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: would it be if you got ellen How fun would
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: it have been? Four days of Ellen just being like,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: I'm actually nice. And Rosie and Ellen don't like each other.
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: I know, but Rosie's actually nice. Yes, Rosie is nice.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Ellen pretending to be what Rosie is. That's interesting, right?
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: Where is Ellen? What's she doing? I missed the L.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: She moved to England, but then she came back to Montecito.
• 41:02
  Speaker 3: I think she's back here.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: You know where she made, you know what?
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: She is so good.
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: At real estate and like she has such great taste
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: in redoing houses.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: That she has made a lot off of that, she
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: and Portia, like redoing houses.
• 41:17
  Speaker 3: Well, they need the money, so that's good. Good for
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: them for finding something that brings in money after the
• 41:22
  Speaker 3: 40-year talk show. Here you are. Wait, sorry.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: What were you going to say about Portia?
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Well, Portia just must love her. Yeah. That's all I'll
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: say about that. I don't know. They must really love
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: each other. Shout out.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: This was one of your things where you were talking
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: about Jared.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: American Russell Brand. Yes. Yes. That's my loving moniker for him.
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: What were you saying about him? Well, I was saying
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: he always faces allegations. He's got more allegations now. I
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: think there's four more. Yes. This happened when women were
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: in their teens. So it's, you know, once you get
• 41:54
  Speaker 3: out of like 10, 20 years removed, it's like you
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: look you do.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: Didn't it finally come out that, what's his name from
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: 40-Year-Old Virgin?
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: What's his name? Oh, Franco.
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: Franco.
• 42:04
  Speaker 3: No.
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: Wait, it was Franco. So wait, there's Jared Leto and
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: then there's James Franco.
• 42:08
  Speaker 3: James Franco always had weird allegations. Had the acting school. Yes,
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: he had the acting school where it was just him
• 42:14
  Speaker 3: finding holes.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: My niece went to that acting school.
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: How's she doing? Nothing happened to her.
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: But she has spoken on it when asked.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Was he in the classes?
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: She said the audition and everything, everything was always sexually
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: and get naked acting scenes.
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: God, dude, that is so gross.
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: But she was not a victim.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: You can't, you're James Franco. You can find anybody to bang.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: Why do you need this weird fucking.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: But acting school is a real quick way to get there.
• 42:43
  Speaker 3: But you're James Franco.
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: You look like James Dean walking to a bar. Also,
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: when you have accusations of being a pedo, and you
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: run a children's theater.
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: Right, right. Also just not great. Maybe we just keep
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: it to elderly classes. I don't know. Go to the
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: senior center. Go to the senior center, Franco. Yeah. Yeah,
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Jared Leto's always had these kind of... What's the latest
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: on Jared Leto? He's always had these kind of weird accusations.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: He had that weird, like, culty... Did you see that
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: thing he would do, that retreat for mostly women who
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: look like they got lost on the way to Charlotte Roos?
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: It's just like Brandy Melville's fans. He just pulls them in.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: He finds women on their way to Brandy Melville and
• 43:20
  Speaker 3: pulls them into his retreat. It's all just like white
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: teens or 20-year-olds. It's so weird that so.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: Many men are the ones that can, in this day
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: and age, that women look to men still. as you
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: know their leader or whatever well even like from manson
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: from manson to you know.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: I know manson wasn't even hot i mean jared leto
• 43:42
  Speaker 3: is gorgeous so yeah he is and he doesn't age
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: even comments on this people.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Are like i'd let him stick it in green is
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: a former model she's uh i think a.
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: Pop i didn't see this i went to a party.
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: I went to a party and at his house in
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: my 20s And we left soon because the rest of
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: it is all the dudes were mostly in their 40s.
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that checks out.
• 44:01
  Speaker 2: She's a beautiful model.
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: Amazing.
• 44:03
  Speaker 2: And she's been on my show. She has an awful
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: story about God.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: Leto?
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: No, about how she was just at a nightclub and
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: there was a fight going on and she tried to
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: stop it. And then they attacked her and they're very
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: famous people.
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: Was this the Diddy one?
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: No, this was just, just follow Anne Green.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: It's a whole long story.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: She came on my show, but she's fighting to get
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: what is hers and she was hurt.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Anyway. Yeah, Jared Leto. Now we can call him Jared Petto.
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: I think that's the fun thing we can do. I
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: don't think anything's going to come of this because these
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: allegations are from, you know, 15, 20 years ago. It's
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: really hard to.
• 44:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: But he's a creep. I mean, it's a known thing.
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like how Ellen... When was the.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: Last thing he's done, though?
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Is he still acting? Is he still in stuff? Yeah,
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: he's acting, yeah. I don't know for sure, but I
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: know he was in that Joker movie or something. Was
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: he in Suicide Squad and was freaking everybody out? I
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: don't really know that much about him. He was method
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: acting as Harley Quinn's... I don't know the character, but
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: everyone hated him because they're like, you don't have to
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: method act. This is a fantasy movie.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: Now, this thing kept us talking for two years, but
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: there is a finale to it.
• 45:11
  Speaker 3: They can bang already. Blake Lively was.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Awarded $ 400K in attorney's fees for the Justin Baldoni case.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: So she was asking for $ 8 million, saying that all
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: her fees added up to $ 8 million. But actually, some
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: really great content people, and Zach Peter being one of them,
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: kind of put together, like, What she's really due, and
• 45:31
  Speaker 2: it was about $ 400, 000, and that's what the judge gave her.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Right. Yeah, I think they know.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Also, does that guy have $ 8 million? Let's be real.
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: No.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Right. And even the production company that was helping him,
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: the Wayfair or whatever.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: That whole thing. I have not been following this because
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: it's like a battle of who cares. I mean, these people.
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: Listen, when I cover these long stories, I know when
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: the audience gets tired and turns. Yeah. And they're just
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: kind of like, Heather, we don't really care. Yeah.
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: There was a point where it was like interesting and
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: he was releasing text and then the Taylor Swift stuff
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: and that. But then it just became like, can you
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: guys just like figure it the fuck out? Like leave
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: us out. It's like when mom and dad fight and
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: you're like, can you just take it to another room?
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: No one cares. Like no one cares. You're both kind
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: of douchey.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: You reek of douche. Both of you. You might as
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: well just get together. I will be very happy. I
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: feel like these two would be actually in love if
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: they would just give it a chance. I mean, they're douchey.
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: This guy had a man bun for seven years. Directing
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: a horrible movie.
• 46:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: What was the Colleen Hoover? This is over a Colleen
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: Hoover movie.
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: It's enough. This isn't Titanic. I mean, this is crazy.
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: What was that movie called? It Ends With Us. A Whisper.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: It Ends With Us. I mean, this is like having
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: a lawsuit over Madea. I mean, can we calm down?
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: There are lawsuits with him.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: Well.
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: Tyler Perry. I don't want to get sued by the Perry.
• 46:50
  Speaker 3: There isn't.
• 46:50
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's allegations against Tyler Perry from a male
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: actor that worked on his projects who said that he
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: tried things on him and pursued him and dangled pilot
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: projects and stuff in front of him that never came
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: to fruition when he didn't comply with the advances. And
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Tyler Perry has denied it.
• 47:13
  Speaker 3: Well, Tyler Perry, who's a drag queen, essentially, let's be real.
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: There's nothing worse than a closeted man, allegedly. You know,
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: you saw Lindsey Graham. It's like these guys take it
• 47:22
  Speaker 3: out on the world. It's like, girl, no one would care.
• 47:25
  Speaker 3: You're in a wig all the time. No one cares
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: if you're gay, Tyler. That's what I don't understand.
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: It's like you're in drag. That's your job. But he
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: appeals to the church crowd, so he's got to be straight.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: And I just think you look at what your life
• 47:39
  Speaker 2: is and you're like, but I still could have it all.
• 47:43
  Speaker 3: Except the wife.
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: No, he did have like a child with a quote-unquote girlfriend,
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: you know. Surrogate. I mean, remember when Michael Jackson had
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: his kids.
• 47:54
  Speaker 5: How?
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: He said, oh, I have this girlfriend who's the nurse
• 47:57
  Speaker 2: at my dermatologist center. And then you look at Paris Hilton,
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: you look at all the kids. So my husband just
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: asked me, because we were looking at something of Paris Hilton,
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: and he goes, I mean– does anybody like, or does
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: she really think that she's biologically Michael Jackson? And I,
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: you know, if she came on my show, because I
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: don't think anybody will ask her like.
• 48:18
  Speaker 3: What is there a rumor that she's Michael Jackson's biological
• 48:22
  Speaker 3: Paris Hilton, not Paris Hilton. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Oh,
• 48:25
  Speaker 3: Paris Jackson. I was like, I can't follow this.
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: He never, he never like today.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: She looks like your mom.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: Today. If a single man or a gay man has
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: a child, they're like, We got an egg donation. We
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: found a beautiful surrogate and like whatever. My husband, we
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: had– they're half brothers but they're really twins and we
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: had them together, whatever the case. They always let us know, right?
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: Because they're like, who are we fooling? Because I'm living
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: an out gay life, okay? So when he– when Michael
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: Jackson decided to be a dad, he acted like that
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: he had.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: A short relationship.
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: Intercourse.
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: Debbie Rowe, I remember her name.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: Debbie Rowe was this blonde, blue-eyed assistant, medical assistant or something,
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: from his dermatologist center. That's what I remember. And the
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: dermatologist was like white Armenian. And so people think... allegedly
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: that the child is actually, the sperm is from the army,
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: but it could have been a sperm donor, anybody, but
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: the fact that he was born Michael Jackson to two
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: black parents and he was black.
• 49:35
  Speaker 3: He's black.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: And then he got a, what do you call it?
• 49:38
  Speaker 3: Video?
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: How do you say it?
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: The skin in the middle of Google. Yeah.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: And you know, unlike the beautiful supermodel that has it,
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: he went to the dermo and then just made it
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: all light.
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: And so he, you know, the end of his life,
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: he was very pale.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: Okay. We'll just say that.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: So anyway, with Paris, uh, Jackson, she's absolutely beautiful.
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: She's gorgeous. I think she looks like her mom. For
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: sure has resemblance to Debbie. Absolutely.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: But so it's like, so we were talking about it
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, nobody's ever going to ask her, like,
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: you know, you're so beautiful.
• 50:12
  Speaker 3: You clearly loved your dad.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: You, you know, he gave the memorable speech at the funeral.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: He was a great dad for the short years you
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: had him. How do you deal with the fact that
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: you and your brothers are not?
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: What about blanket? Is blanket kind of?
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: Blanket, blanket.
• 50:30
  Speaker 3: Is there one that kind of looks like Michael?
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: It came from a different person, but we don't know
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: who his mother was.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: He's just collecting them all.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Okay.
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: We don't know who his mother was. We don't know
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: who his mother is.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: No, but he never announced who the mother was or
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: how he got that baby. He just came home with
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: that baby one day.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, Amber Alert. What?
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: And then showed it.
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: That was the balcony.
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: Then showed it while he almost fell over the blanket.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: That's creepy. Yeah. Listen, I know people are very hardcore
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: Michael Jackson fans. I love his music.
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: The personal life stuff is insane. I mean, it's just
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: as weird. Imagine if a man's like, here's a baby.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: I'm not telling you how I got it.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: I just think people just don't ever bring up the
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: fact that like, okay, so now you're 20 and you're
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: Paris Hilton and you're these two other kids, Prince and.
• 51:07
  Speaker 3: Paris, yeah, Jackson.
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: Paris Prince and Blanket Jackson. But I think Blanket does
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: have another name. I don't think he goes by Blanket anymore.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: And I feel like he may look.
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: Like, do they ever just go, well, obviously like our
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: dad's not our biological dad, but who cares?
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: Who gives a shit?
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: Or are they ever like, hey, you know, aunt janet
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: jackson or something just like any other adopted kid i
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: would love to know for medical reasons like who is
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: my biological.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: Dad even i don't even think they'd tell them i
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: think they.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Just live in denial i think they're just like.
• 51:38
  Speaker 6: Michael jackson i don't think you got his pinky finger
• 51:42
  Speaker 6: i don't know what do you say but what do
• 51:46
  Speaker 6: you say you have the same palms yeah yeah i
• 51:48
  Speaker 6: mean it's like yeah Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: We go like this. It looks just like Michael. You're
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: just like your dad.
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:56
  Speaker 3: I don't think they're telling him. I don't even think
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: they're asking. If my dad is Michael Jackson, I go,
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: my dad's Michael Jackson, motherfucker.
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: I think it's just like a don't ask, don't tell,
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: don't discuss ever.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. You don't ask, you don't tell. Your dad's Michael Jackson.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: What are you crying about?
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying, at a certain point, are you ever
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: going to be like, no.
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: What, are you going to go to Joe? Is he
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: still around?
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: No.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: The horrible dad?
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:16
  Speaker 5: No.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: Who's around? Latoya and her nose?
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: I want to say, is the mother still alive?
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Who is the mother? Who's the mother? The mother is...
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: Gladys Knight? What are we doing? No, no, no. The
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: mother is... I don't know who the.
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: The mother is Angela... No, who's the great actress that.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: She's an actress?
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. But when they did the really good.
• 52:38
  Speaker 3: Angela Bassett?
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: When they did the really good made-for-TV movie, she played her.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: And it was just like their life until they got
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: to the Encino house on Havenhurst. And there's this great
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: scene where Angela Bassett is trying to be nice to
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: the horrible father of Michael Jackson. And he's like, oh,
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: get me my favorite ice cream. And she's like, okay.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: They're finally getting along, even though he beat the kids
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: and cheated on herself. And... And she, you know, is
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: kind of hobbling because she had like some leg issues,
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: the real mother. And then she like somehow picks up
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: the phone and hears him like talking to his mistress.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: And it was just so like that. I just remember
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: that part in the Made for Two movie. And it
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: was Angela Bassett.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Played the mother. And she's such a good actress.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: So that's who the mother is. It's Angela Bassett.
• 53:25
  Speaker 3: That's how we got here. It's Joe Jackson and Angela Bassett.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: They made the Jackson 5. Yeah. I think who's left? Latoya?
• 53:31
  Speaker 1: Latoya.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: Janet. Yes. Latoya, Janet. Is that a thing?
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Uh, yeah.
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: Tito. And then Jermaine.
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: Dupree.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: No, Jermaine was like just a slightly older brother than Michael.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: So they're all around.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know that. Maybe, maybe one is past
• 53:48
  Speaker 2: or something, but like, yeah.
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Um, interesting.
• 53:52
  Speaker 2: Okay. So moving on, speaking of money, we don't have
• 53:56
  Speaker 2: enough money. This, I just came across this.
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: Jennifer Gardner.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Is doing an interview, a podcast, and Page Six picked
• 54:04
  Speaker 2: it up. Now, they only took a small part of
• 54:06
  Speaker 2: an hour-long interview, but I'm just going to tell you
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: what the headline is. Jennifer Carter is saying, when Ben
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: Affleck and I broke up, I was really concerned about money.
• 54:16
  Speaker 3: Because when you get to a certain age.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: You are not getting the parts that you got at 35.
• 54:21
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, where will I be with three kids
• 54:26
  Speaker 2: at 60? How will I be able to That's.
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Basically what I saw. And that's why she's doing all
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: those Capital One commercials.
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you've been doing Capital One commercials for 10 years.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: You just are in some stupid whatever, the weekend, the
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: spa weekend.
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: Where'd you put your money? The five-star weekend, whatever. Your
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: ex is Ben Affleck. He's not going to leave you
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: high and dry.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: You were busy calling paparazzi for years when you would
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: take your kids to the park. Remember that?
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:51
  Speaker 3: I'm like, really? Yeah. I just saw Ben Affleck out
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: with their kids. One of them's... I don't know what's
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: going on. Do they have an autoimmune disorder? I mean,
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: they're masked up all the time.
• 55:01
  Speaker 2: Okay, so he has the oldest daughter, Violet, who is only,
• 55:06
  Speaker 2: she only wears a COVID mask.
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: All the time. I noticed that in the picture and
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: I said, is this a throwback? What's going on?
• 55:12
  Speaker 2: She does not have any disease that I'm aware of.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: She's just very, she's constant.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: She has spoken in like front of like, Congress somehow
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: she's gotten to tell people to go back to wearing masks.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, she really wants people breathing in their breath.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: She wants that.
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: So she's, she's, that's, she's going with that for a
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: long time or she's just a little bit, maybe she's
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: super scared or something.
• 55:36
  Speaker 3: From the COVID.
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: Then he has, um, what is it? One named Finney
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: who goes by Finn, but the original name was Phineas.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: No, she, Finland. Was born a girl. Oh, we're doing trans.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Trans guy? Girl to guy. Girl to boy. Yeah, trans guy.
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: Trans man. Trans boy.
• 55:58
  Speaker 4: Yes.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Yes. Okay. Or non-binary or whatever.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: Change the name non-binary something.
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: So they got masks on. Then they have a little boy.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Then they have a little boy.
• 56:06
  Speaker 2: Okay. Or not, he's not little anymore.
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: They're like maybe 12. Well, that's good that they're supportive.
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: Because I think one of the Jolie kids is... Trans.
• 56:13
  Speaker 3: Did I make that up? No. Sorry, Shiloh. No, Shiloh
• 56:17
  Speaker 3: was for a sec.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: She was never.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: She just wore. She said, I went by John as
• 56:21
  Speaker 3: a kid, and they said, whatever you want, baby. Daddy's
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: going to hit you.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: She wore just suits and stuff.
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: Oh, so it was just a phase. Kids just have phases. Yes,
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: I was a tomboy.
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: My parents were like, we're calling you David. And now
• 56:33
  Speaker 2: she's like a dancer and blah, blah, blah.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: I mean, those kids. Shout out to them. Gorgeous. I know.
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: And also, you know, Brad Pitt. They all took the names.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: Six out of six said, fuck you. That's pretty impressive.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: The only one that has not.
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Who's left? The twin Knox, who's the boy twin. Okay,
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: so his bio dad. So Vivian has.
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Asked to take the name off. Sahara, Pax, Maddox, Shiloh.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Sounds like medication commercials. If you take Sahara, Pax may
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: be good for you. Try Maddox. Yeah, um. I love
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: Angelina Jolie. I'm a huge Angelina Jolie fan. I think
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: she's the best. Some people hate her. I don't care.
• 57:10
  Speaker 3: I don't give a shit. I love her. You know what?
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: She seems like a great mother. She seems like she
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: has no sense of humor.
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: Nobody knows what happened in that life. I do think
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: she purposely was sleeping with a married man when he
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: was with Jennifer Aniston.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. But that's not her marriage.
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: She got the ultimate karma when she realized she was
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: married to an asshole.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: And then this is where he is with the kids.
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: But you know what?
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: He's 63. He's dating a 34-year-old or something.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Which is really impressive for him. A 32-year-old. She could
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: be 18. So thank you, Brad. You're right. You're right.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Brad. And he can have a whole other family.
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: He's drinking. He's back on the sauce.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: He can have a whole other family.
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: He shouldn't have any more kids. I bet he does.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: He drinks and then he gets mad.
• 57:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: Well, he's back to drinking.
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: So let's keep the kids away. And my prediction is
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: he will. He will at least have one or two more.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: No, he doesn't need kids. He doesn't like them. He
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: gets around them and he starts punching them. We can't
• 58:01
  Speaker 3: do this. This is why he was good with Jennifer.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: Allegedly on the plane. Allegedly. This is why he was
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: good for Jennifer Aniston because she was child free and
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: they were cool as fuck.
• 58:09
  Speaker 2: Now we're finding out that she actually wanted them and
• 58:12
  Speaker 2: she actually tried over the years.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: I don't think he's good around the kids. I think they,
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: unless it's like an adult.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: Well, anyway, she's starting a GoFundMe.
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: Okay. Back to Garner.
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: No, Jennifer Garner is not starting a GoFundMe, but I
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: just think you can never, you cannot in this world,
• 58:27
  Speaker 2: in this economy.
• 58:28
  Speaker 4: No, no.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: And you know, or, Even if your beautiful home in
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: the Palisades is no longer there anymore, we know that
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: you've done a million things, a million commercials. We're not
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: worried about you as a single mother and how you're
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: going to pay for your three kids' college.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: Ben Affleck doesn't seem... Who knows? He doesn't seem like
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: the kind of guy that would leave their mother out.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Not pay for the college.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: No.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: He's got money. He's not going to be like, fill
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: out the FASTA or whatever it's called. Get him back.
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: Get that marriage going. Get some money in your account.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Well, remember.
• 58:58
  Speaker 2: He cheated with a nanny, allegedly.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: Remember that?
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: Well, of course.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Very lazy. But so what? Northwest. Oh, brother, this
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: makes me so sad. Kim's daughter. She said, look at that.
• 59:09
  Speaker 2: They said she wants to have a regular job at
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: Starbucks next year.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: So she's 13. And I, right. And that's what I said.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yes, we all, that's, that's completely normal because
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: you're a kid.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: You shouldn't be performing.
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: And like one time Kim said, You know, North doesn't
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: go to school anymore. She's working on building a brand.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: She has music.
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: She has this. She has business meetings. She has creative meetings.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: Why at 13?
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: You have the rest of your life.
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: You have all the connections in the world. And that's
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: why she's like, I want to work at Starbucks. Because
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: as a little kid, that's what you do. You play house.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: You play fast food. You have your little play set.
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: And you can't go back. It's really giving Drew Barrymore
• 59:51
  Speaker 3: all over again. I mean, this is just... Remember Drew
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: Barrymore was in rehab by 14? I mean, this is
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: just how this... She went back to drinking, though.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: I remember when she's like, I went to rehab at nine.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: But....
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: But now I have my own wine weed because it's
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: a Sauvignon Blanc and it's delicious.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: Well, you can drink it as an adult. You know,
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: when you're 14, you need– I mean, that's crazy. This
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: is crazy.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: There's a photo of her at like Studio 54 like this.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's nine-year-old.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: And then somebody gave her a line of Coke and
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: they're like, get on that table.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. And this is– I mean, she has dermal–
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: She was doing Coke with ET. It was crazy. She's
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: got dermal piercings. Like she's got skin piercings.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: And on her fingers and someone said– too much for you.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: And they're showing that they're like scarring and infected.
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: It's gonna scar. She's 13 getting these things.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: I don't understand why Kim sucks for this. Why couldn't
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: they I understand saying wear what you want to wear
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: and I understand saying Of course express yourself but even
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: shave your head or even dye your hair.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: But even dyeing your hair could hurt your hair. I
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 3: don't know if that's a wig.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: I'm assuming that's a wig.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: This is not a 13-year-old. This is like, this is 16, 17, 18.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: But the piercings and things like that, I think, are.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: It's insane. I think you could easily.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Say to your kid, you're going to have to wait
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: until you're 18. She needs to hear no. Kids need
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: to hear no at some point. Why can't you just say,
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: you've got to wait until you're 18? Some kids need
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: to hear no, or else you're fucking them up for life.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure there's a.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: Lot of kids who want, and when they're 18, they
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: can go get one.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: They want something as a 13-year-old. You have to say no.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: But now it's like, yeah, you do want a simple life,
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 2: and you do want to go back to being a kid,
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: and now you can't because you didn't... You'll never work
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: at Starbucks, kid. You wouldn't have wanted to work at
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 2: Starbucks if you were in school... You know, Kendall and Kylie.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: It's cosplaying porn.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Kendall and Kylie were in school for a lot of
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: the Kardashian years. Now, they weren't as famous.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 3: Were they in public school? They were in a private school.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 2: But they were like on the cheerleading squad and like.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: I mean, I hope she's getting two years.
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: They did normal school stuff for a long time, but
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: it is different. They became famous more like 10, 12.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: In the transitional, yeah.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: She's been famous since she was in utero.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: The minute she came out of that vagina, it was like,
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: welcome to fame.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: Even when she was in the vagina.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: Conception she was famous yeah i mean so i'm just
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 3: worried that she doesn't know how to read she would
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: love to do i hope she has a private tutor
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: at least she needs to know how to read i'm.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: They say that she's homeschooled whatever but also like what
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: do you really mean she doesn't know but what do
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: you really need to if you're really building brands and
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: all this stuff do you really need to know like
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: about normal american history but you but you should because
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: it's a it's a path of life as we all
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: grow together.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: So it is important that, you know, like she, yeah,
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 3: she'll be in a bubble her entire life. You know,
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 3: she's built into this, you know, she's built into this bubble,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: but you got to learn how to read and write
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: at least. Yeah. There's kids in public school now that
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: don't even know how to do that.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: So.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 3: Right, yeah. Hopefully, I'm just as like rehabbed by 16.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 3: I hope that's not true, but it makes me bummed
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: out to see a 13-year-old having this much freedom because
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 3: there's nothing good comes from it. It's not like she's
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: going to grow up well-adjusted and be like, well, that
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 3: was great. It's like you're putting her in adult situations.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: It's a 13-year-old. And also, it's just.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Weird having your first album or whatever at 13. How
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: is that good? One of the good things about when
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 2: I was... coming up, whatever, you know, we had agents
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: as little kids, but like my sister did well and
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: I didn't. And then that was it. And then I had,
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: then I had no connections, but I also think the
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: beauty of like being Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck's kid
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 2: is that you don't have to do it at 16.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: You don't have to be Miley Cyrus.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: You actually can be like Apple, uh, Gwena's daughter who
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: can go to college and then, or Kate Hudson, you
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 2: can jump in.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Anytime you want.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: And take your acting classes where no one has to
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: see it until you feel like you're confident enough to
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: get it.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: It makes me think, who is doing this? Is it
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: North being like, I want this? Or is it kind
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: of the Kardashian thing? I think it was Kanye first
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: that brought her out. Then they made her the Lion King.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. And they put that
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: on the show. And Kim was like, you know, Northwest
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: is a moment. And people were like, no, she's not.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: She's your daughter. Yeah, she's nine.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: Now I just feel like it's hard to now go backwards.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: You can't bring her back. You can't. I mean, now
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: that she's been exposed, I'm sure she's going to clubs.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: And then people are like, you know, they're like, it's
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: so weird because she's walking around and adults are like
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: trying to take a photo with her. And it's like,
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 2: but she, I think she literally just turned 13.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. She's a child. Nothing good is
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: going to come from this, I promise. We see it
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: time and time again. Now we look at Hayden Panettiere.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: I mean, you just see it. I'm not saying that'll happen. Right, yeah. But,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 3: you know, this is what you're doing. You're setting it
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: up for like, you know, she's going to have some issues.
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, the difference between Hayden and her is that,
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: you know, Hayden went that classic child actor working.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Yep.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, we have too many interviews and you seem kind
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: of dull.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: Can we give you this Adderall?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: Or even Miley said they used to give me coffee
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 2: on Hannah Montana.
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: Like, there's that. and this is- Coffee.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: But this too, it's like the cameras have been around
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: all the time. I remember Courtney said that her kids
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: would call.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 3: Them the Watchers. Are the Watchers coming over today? Oh,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: that's so dark. Speaking of Jim Carrey and his Truman Show. Yeah,
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: it's very that. It's very, it's very.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: We didn't even talk about the fact that you kind
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: of popped off because you do look like you could
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: be his daughter, his cousin, whatever. But you're now just
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: Heather Shaw, hilarious Heather Shaw.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: Hey, I'm hoping to get there. I hope so.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: You are your own person.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: But it's crazy how much The Truman Show, which was
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: an incredible movie that came out almost 28.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: Was it 98?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: 99?
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 2: No, more than 20 years ago.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's like 98.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: It's coming like on 30 and how it absolutely has
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: become a reality.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 3: People are streaming and live.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: And in the movie, if you've never seen it, the
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: character of Truman, played by Jim Carrey, Not until, like,
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: later on does he realize he has been the subject
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: of a TV show his whole life and the whole
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: world has watched him grow up. And he doesn't know it.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: And the cameras are hidden in the mirrors and everything.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 2: And then he tries to leave and he's, like, on
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: the Paramount lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's pedaling his boat
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: and he.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: Hits the wall. Yeah, it's so... And that is, I mean,
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: people are streaming now. They're sleeping and streaming. Everything is,
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: you know, live streamed. Yeah. There's a camera everywhere. You
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 3: can hop online at any moment. You know, I know that.
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 3: But it's crazy.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Good luck to her. The other kids you don't see,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: so maybe she's a natural star.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: Maybe they're just like, let's foster what she, you know,
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 3: she's got the Kanye in her.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: There's just so much time.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know. Just let her, let her.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: Like, even like Elvis's daughter, rest in peace, she didn't
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: really start, like, You know, she had her moments of
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: singing and stuff. She married Michael Jackson, full circle of
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: this conversation.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: That was a weird thing.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: But she wasn't, like, doing it, like, at 12, you know?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: And it's just kind of sad.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: It bums me out. I don't like seeing a lot
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: of it because it just bums me out. It's not
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 3: even anything I'd make content on because I'm like, I'm
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: not going to talk shit about a 13-year-old. That's crazy.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Did you see this commercial? Yes.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, so this was a commercial for, I don't even
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: know what it was for.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: It was a golf thing. It's for Callaway. They do
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: golf clubs. And, you know, I.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: This stuff pops up because my husband and sons are golfers.
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: And when I saw this commercial, which the commercial is
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: a girl golfer goes to grab a club in a
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: golf bag, and then this guy comes running at her
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: and throws her to the ground and goes, don't touch
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 2: my driver. When I first saw that, I thought it
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: was like, a weird PSA that was going to be
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: something about TV, you know, about men and women playing
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: against each other in sports.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: That's what I thought it was going to be about.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, this is an interesting way to
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 2: say like men don't deserve to be in women's spaces.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 3: I totally thought that that what it was. And then
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: I was like, wait, this is a real commercial.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: Then the next day, then the next day, everyone's like,
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 2: why is this guy like pushing this woman down?
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Who said yes to this?
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: And, um, I heard these clubs suck anyway, so who cares? Calloway.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: I'm just shocked when this stuff— It's weird. When I'm like,
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: you know, is really nobody— They have an HR department.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: This is why people need to come.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 3: Back to the office. Sorry, people.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, truly.
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 3: They're in their holes. Because you run this, just like
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 3: a writer's room on a TV show.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: You would run this past each other and people would go, well, yes, yeah,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: and this is why, no, no.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: And you don't want to say no because the CEO
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: likes it.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: Right, then you'd be like, you know what, actually, it's
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 2: kind of funny, but then think about it this way.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're right, we can't do that. None of that's happening.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: A grown man is pushing a woman on the ground
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: and being like, it's like, why is this about golf?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: This is weird. It was total domestic violence. This is
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: Brad Pitt.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: And then the other horrible thing that happened last week
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: was Target put out their Halloween costumes.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 3: Target, what the fuck are you doing?
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: And it was absolutely a photo of a weird clown
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: costume that is very similar to the olden days when
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: people used to do blackface and have these clown mistrals.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: They put it on a black child model and they
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: pose him like in the old things. And so then
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: target said, Oh, we apologize. And, um, we know it's
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: especially hurtful to our black guests, black guests again.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: How did you pass this?
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: I need to know. That's what I want to see
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: the documentary on Netflix. Yeah. I need to know who
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: thought of it, who brought it, who said yes, how
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: did they get around? And again, are you guys all
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: meeting in person working at Target?
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: Or do you think that this was, there's no way
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 3: that somebody didn't go, hey guys, this looks a little
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: like dolls in my great grandma's house. It's real racist. Or,
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: Or are they all.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: So young that they really don't even know that that
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: time existed? But then a nasty person brought it forward
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: and a dumb person didn't know. Like I need to
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: know who was the nasty person? Who was the stupid person?
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: Who was the lazy person?
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: It's who, what, how did it happen? It's too obvious
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 3: to not be a racist intent to it. There's no
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 3: way it's a mistake. I do not buy that. You
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 3: know what's not a mistake?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Going to see Heather Shaw live.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: Come on, look at that segue. Going to see Heather
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Shaw live.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: You are going to be in beautiful San Diego on
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 2: the 27th. That's tomorrow. Oh, tonight you're in L.A.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 3: Comedy store, baby.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, but this is going to air tomorrow.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: The janitor's closet. So sorry. That's okay. That's sold out.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: So Thursday is, oh, good. Thursday you're going to be
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: in San Diego. Yes.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 2: And then 23rd through 29th, Phoenix.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Friday, Saturday, Phoenix. Mic drop.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Fun in Phoenix.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be fun.
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: And then you go to Oklahoma City, Tulsa, Sunnyvale.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, Napa. We're in Napa. I'm concerned. Napa Music Hall.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: I don't know who's coming out. I'm very scared. No,
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: September 20th? Oh, Napa, please.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 2: Juicy Scoopers will go to that one.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, can I say that? I met a Juicy Scooper
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: in Dallas. They came on to my show and they said,
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 3: we're here because we saw you in Juicy Scoop. See,
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 3: that's what I love. They were gorgeous. Dallas couple. That's why,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: Heathers for Heathers. Yes, Heathers for Heathers. I'm in it.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 3: It's still a popular thing. Give me that large shirt.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: I'll slap that thing on. I'll swim in it.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: We are going to do it right now.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 3: Anyway, everybody, where can they follow you? Follow me. Heather
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 3: Shaw is Kidding on Instagram. HeatherShawComedy.com. You'll figure it out.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: She posts a lot, does a lot of funny things.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: And then, of course, check and see if one of
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: these dates work out for you. And if one of
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: my dates work out for you in October, I will
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 2: be at Cobb's on October 2nd and 3rd and 8 and.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 3: 9 in Phoenix. HeatherMcDone.net. Thank you. Bye. They think you're
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 3: done for the day, but they don't know about the drawer.
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: The drawer.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Just the one square before bed.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Or two, you know. Nobody's watching.
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 1: You deserve a treat. With eight flavours to choose from,
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 1: you can choose the flavour you favour with Cadbury Dairy Milk.