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S4 E32 - Jared? · The Steve & Jeff Show

• 0:34
  SPEAKER_02: Well, hey, thanks for singing us in, Steve and Jeff Show Band.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_02: It is great to be back in the studio tonight.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_02: I've been really doing a lot of traveling lately, so it's great to be back.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_02: I'm heading out again tomorrow, too.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, Jeff, I am flying to another airport named after a cowboy actor.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_02: I'm going to Reagan National in DC.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_02: I had so many cowboy actors that have airports named after him.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_02: And he was a good cowboy.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_02: He was a really good state cowboy.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_03: That's his highest calling, I think.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he was raised in Illinois.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, cowboys, right?
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_03: If you weren't a cowboy that way, yeah.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, Jeff, I I gotta mention, I mean, we're not an investment show, but I I like to help people.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_02: I like to help, well, come on, let's face it.
• 1:12
  SPEAKER_02: The millions that listen to the show, I like to help them out.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_02: And we're not an investment show, but it just seems like now is a great time to buy Taiwanese futures.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_02: They are really discounted.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_02: They have gone way down in value.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_02: There could be a real good buy.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I was just thinking, you know.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_02: But how how how are you, Jeff?
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_02: How's it going?
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_03: I'm doing really good.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_03: I've been busy and I'm trying to eat better, Steve.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_03: So I ended up uh going to Subway.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_03: I heard, you know, there was that's a start.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_03: Didn't they say that there's a subway diet?
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_03: I was doing that and I was getting in line to order my sub and it was weird.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_03: There was a rabbi and a priest standing right in front of me.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_02: They they go a lot of places, though they go to bars a lot of the time, but but they were in a subway.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_02: That's okay.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_03: They were missing they were missing the frog.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_03: They weren't with the frog or the or the minister.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_02: Sometimes, yeah, right.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: Exactly.
• 2:03
  SPEAKER_03: Because I I'm bored when I'm in line, I was listening to their kind of listening into their conversation.
• 2:09
  SPEAKER_03: The priest, he turned to the rabbi.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_03: He had gotten this sub and it was some sort of a ham sub.
• 2:14
  SPEAKER_03: And he turned to the to the rabbi and he said, So in Judaism, are you still holding to that that law that says that you can't eat pork?
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: And the rabbi said, Yeah, I'm st I'm still doing that.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_03: The priest said, Well, have you ever broken that?
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_03: Because you know, ham's really good.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_03: And he says, he says, Yeah, once.
• 2:33
  SPEAKER_03: He says, I had a sandwich once, wasn't as great as I thought it would be.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_03: And and I've only only done that once.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_03: And so they're checking out, they're paying, and uh, this woman who's checking them out, real attractive woman.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_02: No, the woman was checking them out while she was checking out.
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_02: Checking them out.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_03: Uh huh.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_03: And the rabbi turns to the priest and he says, Do you guys still hold to you know celibacy where you can't have sex with a woman?
• 2:58
  SPEAKER_03: And and the priest said, Yeah, we still have that.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_03: And he goes, Well, have you ever fallen off the wagon?
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_03: And he said, Yeah, I fell off the wagon one time.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_03: And the rabbi said, Beats the hell out of a ham sandwich, doesn't it?
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_02: You know, if it was Black Forest ham, that would be a close call.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_02: You know, and I guess you always learn something at your neighborhood subway or maybe at the other neighborhood subway, five storefronts down from the other neighborhood subway.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_02: But I actually haven't been to a subway for a long time, for years.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_02: I think the last time I was at a subway so long ago, you remember the guy Jared, who was the spokesperson for him, you know, that that guy who lost all that weight you were talking about, a guy who on the on the subway diet, and he he had a few problems after he lost the weight.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think it's it's a digestion issue he had.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_03: I something like that.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_02: But anyways.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_02: So if you don't eat at Subway, where where do you eat?
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_02: Well, I don't always eat subs, but when I do, I love a good hamburger.
• 4:00
  SPEAKER_02: And I I usually go, there's this place, a little hole in the wall, a little place but a lot of celebrities go there.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: It's kind of an upscale hole in the wall, you know.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_02: A lot of celebrities go there.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_02: In fact, I was in there the other day, and I speaking of Jared, I saw a guy who that's Jared, that's the Middle East negotiator and the real estate guy, you know.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_02: He's he's done so many good deals for himself.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I mean, for our country.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_02: Uh I went up to him and I said, you know, I run a podcast and hey, would you like to be on the show?
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_02: Invite him on the show tonight.
• 4:31
  SPEAKER_02: And he's he said yes.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, and that would be great.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm not saying that he wouldn't be a good guest, but I think it was my week to pick a guest.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_03: And it turns out that I did invite a guest because when I was at that subway, I ran into Jared, who was the Jared, you knew had the indigestion problems or whatever.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_03: Subway and Subway took him back.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_03: Ooh.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_03: And sub yeah, he was he I think he was a manager, and so I asked him to be on the show, and I think he's he's right here in front of us.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_02: You mean the guy on the other side of the glass?
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_02: That's the guy I invited.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_02: That's my Jared, if you will.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm sure that's that's the guy I met.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_02: You know, the Jeff.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_02: It seems like one of those conundrums, you know, that you can buy in gas station bathrooms.
• 5:18
  SPEAKER_02: And since we are master deducers, I guess the best way to really figure this out, let's bring them on and we'll use our expert interviewing and our master deducer talents.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_02: Well, as master deducers, you don't need the conundrums.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's true.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_03: I guess right.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you can you know, you can add it.
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's it's a particular kink if you want to do that.
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, you can, I mean, you know, but I think if we really deduce, we can figure out which one he is.
• 5:49
  SPEAKER_02: You know, it's almost like it's almost like playing a game of clue or something.
• 5:52
  SPEAKER_02: It would be like Jared in the studio with the rope, or maybe at least with the hemp.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_03: It should be a lot of fun, though, you know.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_03: Well, I think that's great.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_03: So let's bring him on.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_03: Let me let me introduce him.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_03: Welcome to the show, Jared.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, uh, uh, oh, uh well, well, thank you for for having me on.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_04: Uh it's uh it's a pleasure to to be here.
• 6:11
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, it's great to have you here tonight.
• 6:13
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was really surprised to see you because I thought you'd be in the Middle East, but here you are in Omaha, which is actually the Middle West.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_02: Were you misdirected?
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_04: Uh well, I mean, uh I live here now, you know, and and I'm looking for some possible uh real estate opportunities.
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_04: You know, I'm looking for more room, but uh being from New York, you don't get much uh for the buck.
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_04: Uh again, and I'm used to being in a in a tiny box.
• 6:39
  SPEAKER_04: So uh getting a house with a yard, it sounds amazing.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_02: Well, until you have to mow it.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_04: Uh of course, yeah.
• 6:47
  SPEAKER_04: I I can always I you know I know a couple kids.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_04: I I can I can figure out someone's able to mow.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_03: That makes total sense, and I bet you do know a couple kids, but but speaking of that, living in a box for many years it seems as though you had to live in a box.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_03: Is that because it was New York or or whatever?
• 7:08
  SPEAKER_04: Oh oh yeah, yeah.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_04: No, I had to live many years.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_04: But it was more because of my dad.
• 7:13
  SPEAKER_04: Um, I I did get some benefits uh that the uh the normal Joe wouldn't get.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_04: Uh my my dad was involved in real estate too.
• 7:23
  SPEAKER_02: I I had heard that, and I apparently he was able to curry some favors, uh, but I understand he spent a lot of time in the box, if you will, so to speak, too, right?
• 7:33
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_04: He did.
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 7:35
  SPEAKER_04: And he knows he knows a lot about that stuff.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_04: Okay.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_04: Actually, uh more than me.
• 7:40
  SPEAKER_04: Um, he'd be what you'd call uh uh a deal maker at heart.
• 7:45
  SPEAKER_04: Uh really kind of you know, kind of turned it into uh making deals.
• 7:49
  SPEAKER_04: Uh it turned into a bit of an art for him.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_03: And you're quite a deal maker too.
• 7:54
  SPEAKER_03: So I I remember I know that when I go into Subway, they have those daily deals.
• 7:58
  SPEAKER_03: And I don't know if that was your idea or not, but I love the the Friday fish, uh the tuna fish.
• 8:05
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 8:07
  SPEAKER_04: I love the Friday tuna sub.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_04: It's it's my favorite, okay?
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_04: Uh and it's such a deal.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_04: You know, I I don't eat there as much as I used to.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_04: Uh more of Middle Eastern food now.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_04: I love a good falafel, um, which I heard there's there's a great place in Omaha that's got those.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_04: And and I never even knew that was a Jewish street food originally, you know.
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_04: I was just hoping Subway adds them to the menu because the Subway's closer.
• 8:34
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, I boy, I hope they do too.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_02: I love falafel, and that might give me back to Subway, you know.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_02: So I just to ask you something a little more serious, though.
• 8:42
  SPEAKER_02: I know that at one time you were held up as the darling of our country and a great deal maker, but you know, with all that's going on now, uh, do you feel that your reputation has been a bit tarnished?
• 8:56
  SPEAKER_04: Uh uh a bit, yeah.
• 8:58
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, and people think making deals is an easy thing to do.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_04: It's quite the opposite, right?
• 9:03
  SPEAKER_04: You know, like like in my last job, I got him to throw in six weeks of vacation.
• 9:07
  SPEAKER_04: I'm um somewhat proud of that, you know.
• 9:10
  SPEAKER_04: But but but in fairness, I did kind of go out on a limb, you know, MAGA for a while.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_04: I I supported our king.
• 9:19
  SPEAKER_04: So when when things go bad, I do feel like some people blame me.
• 9:23
  SPEAKER_04: But but but it's it's not fair, you know, if you ask me, because I'm sure I'm sure the king will get it straightened out.
• 9:30
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, he he like I said again, he's an ultimate deal maker.
• 9:34
  SPEAKER_04: You know, he always says making deals is like riding a bike.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_04: You you act like you know how to ride, you take someone else's bike, nah, you took it, crash it into a group of people, killing a few if you have to, and then return the damaged bike to the original owner and blame them for the accident.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_04: And, and this is the most important, sue someone for something.
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_03: It's been a while since I've ridden a bike, but I don't remember it quite that way.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_04: But um, sorry you didn't have a good enough bike.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_03: No, must not not have that.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, couldn't make the deal, apparently.
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, well, yeah, but I'll take your word for it.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_03: So I don't want to go too too deep into your personal life, but have you straightened out that problem that you had, you know, with I I said indigestion, but it I think it more had to do with uh relationships, let's just put it that way.
• 10:27
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_04: I certainly have.
• 10:29
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, when I when I started out in the business, I had no idea that some of the employees were underage.
• 10:36
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, if I had known, I would have gotten rid of them or at least, you know, done done a better job of keeping it quiet.
• 10:43
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, so you're saying you were on the island too?
• 10:46
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah, I was actually raised uh on Long Island.
• 10:49
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, you know, talk talk about young, attractive girls.
• 10:53
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, you know, I I I dated a few.
• 10:56
  SPEAKER_03: Well, and you're a good-looking guy, but you weren't always, I mean, you weren't always in great shape.
• 11:00
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, you were you were kind of chubby when you were younger.
• 11:03
  SPEAKER_03: Did was that a problem?
• 11:04
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I was that, you know, but but finally I got on a good, healthy diet, lots of sandwiches with veggies.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_04: You know, that's that's always it's the spreads that kill you the most.
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_04: You know, it's like you gotta you gotta keep it.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, exactly.
• 11:21
  SPEAKER_04: Clean veggies, uh, a lot of kale, a lot of lettuce.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_04: Um, sometimes if you tell them twice as much lettuce, the sandwich feels fuller.
• 11:28
  SPEAKER_02: You know, though, Jared, I'm I'm a little confused here, right?
• 11:31
  SPEAKER_02: You know, you might have heard Jeff and I talking at the open here that we we kind of double booked this interview with two different Jared's.
• 11:39
  SPEAKER_02: Uh Jeff invited you know, the Subway Jared, the one who was the he was the spokesperson for Subway, and he wound up going to prison for I think it was soliciting young girls, if I remember correctly.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's a while back, but I you know.
• 11:53
  SPEAKER_02: And I invited the Jared who took kickbacks and bribes from basically everyone, as he pretended to negotiate peace for our country and his king.
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_02: Oh so now which one are you?
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, okay, I wondered.
• 12:08
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, I understand the confusion.
• 12:10
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm actually both.
• 12:13
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, my and my name is really really Jared.
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, I met I think with Steve at Barney's Burgers, and and he is very famous.
• 12:22
  SPEAKER_04: So when he asked me to come on the show, I jumped at the chance, and I never really asked me if I was Jared the negotiator, uh, the rich guy with the kickbacks.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_04: And then a couple days ago, I was at a subway, you know, and you uh you approached me uh and made me an offer to to be on the show.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_04: Uh sorry, uh for the for the podcast listeners, I meant Jeff.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_04: Uh, you know, offered me on the show as well, and I worked at Subway Bart Time and I jumped at the chance to be on the show too.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_04: For some reason, I thought you two had different shows.
• 13:01
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you know, but but um cards on the table.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_04: Uh the truth is I actually work for a celebrity speaker service where I pose as famous people, and I can be anyone you'd like me to be, but but the ironic part is our owner doesn't allow us to imitate horrible people, so I never could have been Jared, you know, uh to either of them, frankly.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_02: Well, and and just for the record, it is the Steve and Jeff show, but it's it's not the Steve and the Jeff show.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_02: It's it's like one show, but but I'd agree.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_04: Words matter, words definitely matters.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_02: Punctuation is important, you know.
• 13:39
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_02: Uh now I I gotta ask though, you know, you use the word horrible.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I can understand that description for the subway, Jared.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_02: Certainly sounds, you know, I think most people would consider that horrible, right?
• 13:51
  SPEAKER_02: Okay, but what about the uh real estate guy, Jared?
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, wow.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_04: Uh Jared and his family uh are famous for taking advantage of people in business.
• 14:04
  SPEAKER_04: Uh he's gotten literally billions of dollars in kickbacks from other countries and was never once brought peace to any kind of the world.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_04: Okay, so no, no, no.
• 14:17
  SPEAKER_04: He is he is, and I want to make this abundantly clear, one evil dude.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe even worse than the subway guy, who just solicited young girls.
• 14:27
  SPEAKER_04: And now, since that seems to be legal, uh, especially to people in the White House, I wouldn't be surprised if I get to play the Subway Jared before I got to play the the other one.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_04: But I mean, that's just my opinion, King.
• 14:41
  SPEAKER_02: Subway Jared's probably looking for a pardon here now, right?
• 14:44
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_03: I would think so.
• 14:45
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_03: Now, I think Steve and I would agree, I think we'd all agree that for the real estate Jared to reach the level, the lowest level of Subway Jared, he'd still have to do a lot worse than he's doing now.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_03: Like, you know, maybe get us into World War III with Iran or you know, something like that.
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_03: Don't you think?
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and and and your point is Yeah.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it but but it is a compelling point, and I never really thought of it that way.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_03: So that's a really interesting job.
• 15:19
  SPEAKER_03: Uh, do you do you get to portray other famous people and anybody in the future that you're gonna be doing?
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_04: Not really.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_04: You know, well in the old days I could do a number of politicians, uh, but not anymore.
• 15:33
  SPEAKER_04: I mean, our off-limits list is getting incredibly long, and frankly, with certain news items, if our king would like to move it along, it will probably get even longer.
• 15:44
  SPEAKER_04: But uh, you know, that there's so many horrible people in the White House and Congress.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_04: About the only one I can do is Chuck Schumer.
• 15:51
  SPEAKER_04: But but do you really want to do you really want to meet Chuck Schumer?
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_04: I I you know how and and frankly, how long do you really want to go off on the uh acetic nature of orange juice and why I have to pour water in it every day?
• 16:05
  SPEAKER_04: Like you don't need that kind of stuff.
• 16:07
  SPEAKER_04: So so again, nobody wants to meet Chuck Schumer.
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_04: Maybe Amy, but not Chuck.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, hey, I'd I'd hired you to be Amy Schumer.
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, she could really pump our podcast numbers to reach let's face it, Jeff, even more millions.
• 16:21
  SPEAKER_04: Essentially with Amy Schumer, what I have to do is is find a script for another comedian and just read half of it in a in a higher whiny voice, and every once in a while mention my private parts.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_04: Sort of the Sarah Silverman uh a little bit, yeah.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_04: Well, take the Sarah Silverman and get a little less on the squeak.
• 16:38
  SPEAKER_04: Uh-uh, and then that kind of turns into Amy Schumer.
• 16:41
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that would work.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_02: That would work.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_02: You know, but that that's really unfortunate for you.
• 16:46
  SPEAKER_02: And you know, maybe things will open up, and maybe that off-limits list will open up a little bit in November or in 2028, or 2032, yeah, or 2036.
• 16:59
  SPEAKER_02: But but I digress.
• 17:01
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, it was great to meet you, whichever parent you are.
• 17:06
  SPEAKER_02: And I want to thank you really for being on the show and being such a good sport.
• 17:10
  SPEAKER_02: It's a little tough to come into the studios here and just be on the show.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_02: I I I know that.
• 17:14
  SPEAKER_04: So you are very you are very intimidating, yes.
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, we are.
• 17:19
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, and it is great to have you on the show.
• 17:21
  SPEAKER_03: And you know, since you're an impersonator, maybe Steve, I don't know, we've never done this before.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe we could have him on as a guest pretending he's somebody else.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_03: It it would be change our format completely.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I don't know, guys.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_04: If if if the people can't trust that it's the same person on the show that says who they are, I don't know if anyone's ever gonna actually want to listen to that.
• 17:47
  SPEAKER_03: If we did want to test that, I would like Mike Johnson because he's so hard to get a hold of.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_03: You know, he's never, I mean, they're never in session.
• 17:57
  SPEAKER_02: That would be such an easy imitation, too.
• 17:59
  SPEAKER_02: All you have to do is say, Well, I don't know anything about that.
• 18:01
  SPEAKER_02: No, I don't know about it.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know anything about that.
• 18:03
  SPEAKER_04: I don't know.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_02: Gotta go.
• 18:06
  SPEAKER_04: And just have that deep voice that he has, which is always is always there.
• 18:11
  SPEAKER_04: Um, and again, you'd be amazing how hard it is to get a hold of your uh of our Johnson's, you know, it's it's not a good thing.
• 18:20
  SPEAKER_03: I enjoyed this immensely, and Steve, I guess it's a draw.
• 18:24
  SPEAKER_03: I guess it was we were both right, or we were both wrong, and and with our mutual mistake, we got a very entertaining Jared to come in.
• 18:33
  SPEAKER_02: And he's actually named Jared.
• 18:34
  SPEAKER_02: So we didn't is that totally a lie?
• 18:36
  SPEAKER_02: I mean, we had Jared on, right?
• 18:38
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you had you had a Jared.
• 18:40
  SPEAKER_02: A Jared, right?
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_02: You know, that worked.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 18:42
  SPEAKER_03: I'm thinking in the future, Steve, maybe we should try to get two different people with the same names and have them on the show.
• 18:49
  SPEAKER_03: And we'll have a debate.
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_03: We'll have a like debate.
• 18:51
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's a great debate.
• 18:53
  SPEAKER_02: You know, yes.
• 18:54
  SPEAKER_02: We'll get another Steve the Steve debate.
• 18:56
  SPEAKER_02: Ooh, I'll debate the that could be fun.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
• 18:59
  SPEAKER_02: That's all right.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_03: Great to have you on the show, and and good luck.
• 19:03
  SPEAKER_03: You ought to consider going into the government.
• 19:05
  SPEAKER_03: I think there's going to be openings.
• 19:07
  SPEAKER_03: Well, again, it it's it's great to see you guys.
• 19:10
  SPEAKER_02: Hey, thank you for coming in and uh Steve and Jeff Show band.
• 19:14
  SPEAKER_02: Why don't you sing us on out here?
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_02: What the heck?
• 19:25
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• 19:32
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• 19:37
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• 19:42
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