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Ep. 78 The Bathroom’s Occupied with Jerry Crane III (Privychat 13) · Privycast

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  >> Speaker A: His face goes dead white, like, eyes get big
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  and just scrabbles out of there.
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  >> Speaker B: Who's this all knowing bathroom goer?
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  Welcome back to privy. Privy is a
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  podcast about bathrooms recorded
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  this week on location. I'm,
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  um. I'm not too sure the. The
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  exact name, uh, of it, but we're
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  going to get into that as we are, uh, joined
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  today by Jerry Crane. Jerry, how are you?
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  >> Speaker A: I'm doing great.
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  >> Speaker C: How are.
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  >> Speaker B: Very, very good. What is
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  the official title name of,
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  um, where we are at?
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  >> Speaker A: Official title name?
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  Uh, we are at my place of business.
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  >> Speaker C: Perfect.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, I don't know
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  how much you go into depth about, like, where as.
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  >> Speaker B: Much as you need.
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  >> Speaker A: All right, so local kettle corn
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  company. Susie Q's kettle corn. Uh, local to
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  the Salem, Oregon area.
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  Been doing it for about two years. My family's owned
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  businesses throughout my life, mostly food service
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  related. This is our newest endeavor, so we're
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  in, uh, our company's bathroom.
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  >> Speaker C: There you go.
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  >> Speaker B: We made it into the special
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  zone of truth.
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  >> Speaker A: I may be halfway out the door a little bit, but we're here.
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  >> Speaker B: Hey, we're here. Um, yeah,
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  and we were talking before
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  the record, but you said you guys have had a recording
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  or catering, uh, m company for
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  25 years.
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  >> Speaker A: That's what my dad's been doing. I mean, I'm 24, so he's been
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  doing a little bit longer than I've been alive, but,
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  yeah, I've been working with him on that since I was, like, ten.
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  >> Speaker B: Wow, that's awesome. Um,
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  what is that like, growing up and just
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  having that as, I guess, kind of like one
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  of the weekend family activities, I imagine,
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  uh, it's weird.
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  >> Speaker A: So talking to other people about it,
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  uh, I think a common theme is like, wow, so you must have grown up
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  really fast.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Which I definitely. I guess, not to toot my own horn in any way, but
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  I definitely did.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: I mean, I'm the oldest of five, and so
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  that kind of thrusts you into responsibility a little bit, but,
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  um, yeah, I've never heard of it
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  pitched that way, necessarily as, like, a weekend family
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  activity. But that's a really good way of putting it, because
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  100%. There were definitely weekends where it's like, hey, I
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  have three caterings this week. One of them is 6000 people,
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  one of them is 400 people, one of them is 150. And
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  he's like, all right, uh, Jerry, Jude, Julia,
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  and I've got eight other employees. We're all working on
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  these, that kind of thing. So it was kind of a family
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  activity, but I think it taught me a lot
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  of important lessons growing up pretty early, and I'm very thankful for
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  it.
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  >> Speaker B: A lot of business management and strategies
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  too, I imagine.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: And you're talking, like, all sizes of groups, you said, like,
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  thousands and down to just handfuls of
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  people that, yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Our smallest is typically, like, 60 or 70
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  people. And then I know that in the past,
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  he's done up to 10,000.
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  >> Speaker B: My goodness.
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  >> Speaker A: That's not a constant.
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  >> Speaker B: What is that event?
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  >> Speaker A: Usually, it's, um,
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  like a massive corporate company picnic.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: I think that's what that one was. Or it was either.
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  I know our two largest. I think one of them was
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  a massive corporate company picnic. I don't know what company it
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  was for. And the other one was like, ah, a small
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  fair that he was meant to feed everybody at. Okay, got
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  it. Like a county fair.
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  >> Speaker B: You all used to do the baseball?
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  >> Speaker A: Baseball, yeah. The volcano stadium.
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  Do the volcanoes still exist? M that's
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  a loaded question.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay, perfect.
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  >> Speaker A: They, uh, exist without us,
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  but, uh, they're doing their own thing. They're no
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  longer affiliated with the Giants. They
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  were affiliated with the San Francisco Giants as a
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  farm. Not, I think, a few years
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  ago, San Francisco Giants dropped
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  or actually, a bunch of major teams dropped a bunch of farm teams.
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  >> Speaker C: Wow.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, and people were surprised they dropped the volcanoes
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  because they had a ton of World Series champs come out of there. Tim
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  Lincoln, buster Posey, others? Uh, uh,
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  yeah. Those are the only ones I've met.
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  >> Speaker B: Uh, wow.
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  >> Speaker A: But, yeah, I think they're their
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  own kind of local, I think their own
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  league, because they have four teams that all play there on
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  rotation, and they do like, a hundred something games a season.
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  But it's different. I've not revisited,
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  but, yeah, I know.
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  >> Speaker B: We used to take kids with the mentoring gig and, um,
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  sometimes date night. And we moved to
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  Albany. And I've been
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  checked out of the Salem scene so much that
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  it's wild. Every time I come back up, you've
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  shared a little bit about who you
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  are. Um, so we met
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  through friend of the show
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  Aaron. Uh, through d d.
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  Um, was it.
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  >> Speaker A: Aaron or was it. So I guess it was a.
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  >> Speaker B: So for me, it was Aaron.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker B: Because I met
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  Cyrus about the same time.
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  >> Speaker A: Really? I just assumed that you knew Cyrus.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: So I knew Aaron.
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  >> Speaker A: And, um, I guess that makes sense.
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  >> Speaker B: Jesse. Does that sound Jesse?
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  >> Speaker A: Are you talking about his. No, no. Sam's
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  wife, right? Yeah. I don't remember.
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  >> Speaker B: Okay, so Sam and Jesse?
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah, Sam and Jesse.
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  >> Speaker B: So Sam Beleck.
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  >> Speaker A: Love that guy.
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  >> Speaker C: Yes.
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  >> Speaker B: Did he play dnd with us?
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  >> Speaker C: Oh, yeah. Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: He's the reason I started playing dnd.
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  >> Speaker B: Okay, so it was Aaron
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  and.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: Who were like. Because I was at Corbin and they're like,
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  hey, we do d d. Mhm. You should
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  come hang out because Corbin was trying to do their d d
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  thing, but, like, without saying d d. Yeah, I remember one of those. I heard about
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  that. Yeah, it was real special. And I
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  was like, yeah, sure. Never played d d I come and hang
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  out. You had that.
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah, yeah. And it was funny enough, that
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  place was literally right around the corner from here.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah, it's the end of the road. You drove down to get here. That's
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  where we were.
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  >> Speaker B: As I was driving in, I'm like, this seems
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  familiar.
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  >> Speaker A: Maybe I'm passing it. And then we ended
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  up moving to another location.
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  >> Speaker B: And I remember that.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, that was off of, like, Silverton.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: More into Salem out of.
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  >> Speaker B: But. So that's where we met. And I was just like,
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  you seemed like this dnd seasoned
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  veteran, and I was like, this
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  starstruck. That's
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  what a 20 sided die looks like, kid.
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  >> Speaker A: That's like, oh, I remember.
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  >> Speaker C: Wow.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, wait, I can do anything.
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  >> Speaker A: Um, I think I remember you specifically saying something like that. Our
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  first, all of us getting together, you. I think
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  Justin played with us for a little bit, and that
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  was the sentiment. It was like, wait, so I can do anything? And, man, did people
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  try. It's like, yeah, on a technicality, you can do
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  anything. We'll see how it works.
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  >> Speaker B: But we'll put you to sleep and put you in a bag and carry
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  around this campaign if we have to.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, but that was kind of how we met.
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  And then, like you said, cyrus
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  and the church involvement, weirdly
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  enough, um,
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  he's doing ministry down in Albany. Uh,
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  we're miles from each other.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: I meant to ask you if you. But you guys don't connect at
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  all.
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  >> Speaker B: We run into each other a lot. Um, we're
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  both different special types of
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  busy.
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  Yeah. Life is challenging to
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  get folks together. But the youth pastor at his
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  church and I, um, he's actually Dylan. He's been
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  on the show before.
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  >> Speaker C: Um.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah, it's just kind of one of those small world things.
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  Um, and we'll talk in a little bit about, uh,
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  what you got going, because I'm relearning
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  about what you've been up to and, uh,
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  vicariously through your stuff. But,
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  uh, as you have navigated this
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  life. And Byron, um,
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  love that guy. Used to go play Pokemon. Go with him for a hot
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  minute. Yeah, there was a few times where we would.
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  Anyway, um, AdHd
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  brain, but I love it.
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  And this is part of the. Do you
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  have either. It can be
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  you, it can be one of those
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  beloved siblings. Um, but
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  bathroom stories from all those
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  catering or growing up, anything
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  bathroom story related that you.
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  >> Speaker A: It's not like I'm hesitant to share.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay.
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  >> Speaker A: I definitely have one. I've got like
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  two. I had thought about this a little bit.
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  >> Speaker B: Everybody has one.
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah, I definitely have one.
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  I have a few.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: But I'm sure we only have so much time here, right? Hey,
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  well, I know for I can crash course real quick. Really
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  young. I like four years old, going to
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  an old church. Um,
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  definitely went to the bathroom. It was during that time where it's like,
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  hey, I don't know if I shouldn't need my mom to
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  wipe me anymore, but I don't want to make the
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  leap of personal responsibility. And I know
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  there was a time where I apparently
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  shamelessly just walked out,
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  drawers on the ground, around my ankles and
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  into, I think, some
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  church event, and was just like,
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  does anybody know where my mom is?
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  And only realized the significance of my embarrassment years
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  later.
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  >> Speaker B: Right, right. Well, because when you're a kid,
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  you're kind of off the hook.
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  >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah, you're off the hook for
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  that. But when you're not, then in your
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  own brain, you're not off the hook. It's like, can't believe
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  I was so ridiculously inept.
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  Um, but, uh,
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  there's that. I think once I'm at a
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  wedding when, uh,
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  I was like eight or nine years old,
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  somebody. I was going to the bathroom. Everybody else, it
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  was at a church. Everybody else is like this big church all the way on the other
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  side of the campus or whatever. And
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  I'm entirely alone doing my business.
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  Automated lights shut. Know, eight year old me
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  is like, oh, no, I'm going to die.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Luckily I had my trusty, uh, Mickey
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  Mouse wristwatch that had a glow
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  feature on it. So only by the light of my
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  dim Mickey Mouse watch could I finish my business and get out of
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  there. But probably the paramount story
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  amongst my life of the bathroom time.
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  >> Speaker B: Oh, boy.
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  >> Speaker A: Which is okay. We have to establish.
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  >> Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely.
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  >> Speaker A: It's a zone of precious care.
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  >> Speaker C: Right.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, the bathroom.
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  There's almost royalty involved.
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  >> Speaker C: Special place.
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  >> Speaker A: It is a special place, and it shouldn't be taken
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  lightly. Specifically,
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  privacy. Right now, public
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  bathrooms. Public bathrooms, I think, have
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  thrown privacy to the wind just in form of
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  treating us like animals. Right. Horses. Installs. And
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  get your business done and get it done quickly,
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  which there's probably some, uh, wisdom
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  in that, I guess. But I will always
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  distinctly remember, I think I was 17.
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  >> Speaker C: Why?
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  >> Speaker A: I said, I will distinctly remember. Then said, I think I was 17.
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  >> Speaker B: Hey, you're good.
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  >> Speaker A: And it was either end of junior
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  year, beginning of senior year, and I
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  know, okay. Never really had a lot of money
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  in my life.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Right? So I had, like, one pair of jeans most of
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  high school, and then I think maybe the most I had
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  two. But I knew that both of them had very
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  unfortunate rips in, know right between the
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  legs and those ones that just from wear down,
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  start to open up. So I thought, all right, I got to get some
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  new jeans, some that are a little nicer
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  that I can wear to church and stuff like that, but
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  also work in.
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  >> Speaker C: Uh.
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  >> Speaker A: All right, so headed to Walmart, where all good things
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  happen.
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  >> Speaker B: That's right.
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  >> Speaker A: And pull into the parking lot,
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  and I'm like, okay, something on the
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  ride there is
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  percolating.
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  >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah. Doing one.
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  >> Speaker A: Something's settling.
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  >> Speaker C: Yes.
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  >> Speaker A: And unsettling again. And then resettling. And I'm like,
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  okay, I don't love
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  to use public restrooms. I mean, who does? Who's sitting at home
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  going, I wish I was doing this somewhere else.
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  >> Speaker C: Right.
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  >> Speaker B: You know, home is where the heart.
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  >> Speaker A: Is and where the toilet is. Yeah,
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  sorry, no, go for it.
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  >> Speaker B: I have a coworker, and
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  there's no way she listens to this nonsense, so whatever. But
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  she'll take time off, go home to go to the bathroom.
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  >> Speaker A: She's like, I respect,
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  uh, yeah, depending on the
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  state of the bathroom at the place, you.
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  >> Speaker B: And she's a hard worker, so it's like, yeah, you go for it,
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  girl. I'm not going to argue with you. But,
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  yeah, no, public bathrooms are a disaster. And you're at Walmart's
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  public bathroom is what that's.
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah. So I'm in the mindset of like,
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  okay, I will do whatever I can to make
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  sure I get done with what I have to do so I don't have to use a public
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  restroom, let alone Walmart. Right?
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  Uh, it's a war zone, right? At least my
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  expectation is it's going to be a war zone. So I pull in the parking spot. I'm m like, all
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  right, well, I'm going to get in here. Get in, get out. I don't
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  like shopping for clothes. And so, yeah,
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  I'm going to get in, get out as quick as I can. But it's a 30 minutes
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  endeavor at best. And I'm like, okay, I got to
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  make a judgment call right now, because as I'm getting out of the car,
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  I'm like, all right, this is shifting things.
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  >> Speaker C: Oh, no.
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  >> Speaker A: Legs are moving. Starting walking. No longer sitting.
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  >> Speaker B: I'm, like, pumping a little more.
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  >> Speaker A: Can I go 30 minutes?
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: I run the risk of, I think this is my
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  size. I'll grab these jeans, get them home, and realize I have to come back to
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  return them because I grabbed the wrong ones.
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  >> Speaker C: Right.
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  >> Speaker A: Or I run the risk.
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  >> Speaker C: Man.
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  >> Speaker A: Heaven forbid a horrible accident happened while I'm trying jeans
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  on in the store. That's a hard one to explain.
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  So I. All right, I'm going to have to bite
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  the bullet. The first thing I'm not going to
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  go shopping. First thing I'm doing, I walk in bathroom or walk into the
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  Walmart. I'm headed straight to the bathroom and
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  I'm mentally preparing myself for the horrifying visage
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  that's going to be a Walmart bathroom because I've been in some
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  shout out to Hood river. They're Walmart. Worst bathroom I've ever
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  seen in my life. Sorry, hood river, you're probably great, but
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  Walmart, get it together.
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  >> Speaker B: Um, I've used the
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  bathroom in that Walmart, and I know exactly what you're talking
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  about. My wife sent me pictures because it was
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  so bad.
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  >> Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: You'd think that they'd be. I'm pretty sure right before I got into
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  that bathroom, they were probably cooking. Well, it's
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  terrifying in there.
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  >> Speaker C: Yes.
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  >> Speaker A: Lights are flickering. I'm pretty sure I'm going to get murdered even though I'm the only one in
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  there. No, this one. Uh,
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  I'm in Salem and I'm expecting the worst. Walk
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  in, open the bathroom door. I kid you
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  not. I thought I was magically transported to Olive Garden
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  or something.
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  >> Speaker C: What?
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  >> Speaker A: Apparently only recently there was, like,
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  burlap or something to make it look country chic in front
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  of the.
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  >> Speaker C: What in the world?
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  >> Speaker A: Okay, right. It doesn't belong in Walmart, but I was grateful for
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  it. Like, little string lights
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  and, uh, cut burlap strips
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  in front of the sinks and mirrors. Nice
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  lights.
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  >> Speaker C: What?
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  >> Speaker A: Okay, this is not Walmart, but it was magnificent. And I
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  thought, okay, maybe this is a sign
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  I'm going to be okay.
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  >> Speaker B: God's looking out for you.
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  >> Speaker A: He really was. Um, but just wait.
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  >> Speaker B: Oh, no.
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  >> Speaker A: So I'm like, all right, well, uh, this is great. And bonus
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  points because I have a sense about these things.
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  I'm a little afraid of the
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  audibleness of what might be about to happen.
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  >> Speaker C: Right?
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  >> Speaker A: So best case scenario, I'm the only one
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  in the room, right? Because I don't have to explain myself
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  for the screams of banshees they're probably going to
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  hear. And so. All right. Kind
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  of give a moment of contemplation.
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  I'm listening. I don't think anybody's in here.
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  Quick glance at the foot area of the
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  stalls. All right. Nobody's else is in here. This is great. I have
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  my choice of stall, right?
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah. Great.
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  >> Speaker A: What an honor. Um,
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  as it goes, walk in the stall, turn around, give it
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  a lock, make sure it's locked.
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  >> Speaker C: Right.
• 16:19
  >> Speaker A: That's what you should do. Didn't do that.
• 16:21
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, and make sure it actually m fits in the little
• 16:24
  groove.
• 16:25
  >> Speaker A: Never does.
• 16:26
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 16:26
  >> Speaker A: But I think my hubris
• 16:29
  or something got the better of me because in this moment, I'm thinking this is the
• 16:32
  nicest Walmart bathroom I've ever been in.
• 16:34
  >> Speaker C: Right.
• 16:35
  >> Speaker A: I just assume the locks are going to work.
• 16:37
  >> Speaker B: Oh, no.
• 16:38
  >> Speaker A: Lock the door. Turn around. Also, I'm in a real hurry because if I
• 16:41
  don't do something quickly, I'm going to die of nuclear
• 16:44
  explosion or something.
• 16:45
  >> Speaker B: Well, and you want to get the pants shopping over with.
• 16:47
  >> Speaker A: Thank you.
• 16:47
  >> Speaker C: Exactly.
• 16:48
  >> Speaker A: No, I get it. So
• 16:52
  drop Trowel, start the business.
• 16:55
  Death charges are racing and
• 16:58
  rocketing out of me and
• 17:02
  I'm like, okay, I don't know how long of a process this is going to
• 17:05
  be. Let's speed this up a little bit. I want to get out of
• 17:07
  here. I hear the creak of the door open
• 17:11
  and I hear the distinct humming of a
• 17:14
  child coming into the bathroom.
• 17:17
  And he's humming like, you are my sunshine or
• 17:19
  something. And you can tell.
• 17:21
  >> Speaker B: Innocent and sweet, of course, right?
• 17:22
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 17:23
  >> Speaker A: I mean, he's probably the most innocent little kid.
• 17:25
  And then I hear as the door shutting, like crying out from
• 17:28
  outside the bathroom.
• 17:30
  Uh, hey, Johnny, better keep
• 17:33
  it quick because we got. Whatever, whatever.
• 17:36
  I mean, this is years ago, but I just remember somebody saying something to the effect
• 17:39
  of like, hurry up, do your business. And I remember
• 17:42
  them saying his name was Johnny.
• 17:44
  >> Speaker B: Oh, young Johnny.
• 17:46
  >> Speaker A: Um, yeah, young Johnny, who's seven years
• 17:49
  older now, so probably in middle school, he was probably like eight
• 17:51
  or, uh, maybe ten years old. No, he had to be younger than that.
• 17:54
  Like eight years old.
• 17:55
  >> Speaker C: We'll say. Yeah.
• 17:55
  >> Speaker A: He walks in, I hear him, you are my sun
• 17:58
  shining all up and down the bathroom. And,
• 18:02
  oh, yeah, he's clearly thinking he's
• 18:04
  alone. I was this kid five minutes ago,
• 18:07
  right? He's thinking, what
• 18:10
  serendipitous beauty.
• 18:11
  >> Speaker B: I have the whole bathroom.
• 18:13
  >> Speaker A: The best bathroom ever. I have the bathroom to myself. He's walking around,
• 18:16
  taking his choice of stall. Okay.
• 18:19
  Serendipity, abandoned.
• 18:22
  He picks the stall I'm in, right?
• 18:26
  No, first he's humming m. And he
• 18:28
  goes,
• 18:31
  hello. Now, in my mind, I'm
• 18:34
  thinking, why would he be speaking to me? All he's saying
• 18:37
  is hello. I thought maybe he was in response to the people who were yelling
• 18:40
  at him, right. So I don't
• 18:43
  say anything. There's a social contract in the bathroom.
• 18:46
  You don't talk to somebody.
• 18:47
  >> Speaker B: Don't talk to me.
• 18:48
  >> Speaker C: Right?
• 18:48
  >> Speaker A: I don't know you, and we know what I'm doing in here. I
• 18:51
  don't want to talk to you. So
• 18:54
  I hear again, uh, hello.
• 18:58
  And then I hear, oh, well. So I think, okay, he doesn't
• 19:01
  care. The door to the stall
• 19:03
  rattles a little bit.
• 19:04
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 19:05
  >> Speaker A: Oh, uh, he's trying the one next to me. Realizes there's no one in there. Don't know why he
• 19:08
  didn't pick it. Then he touched the door to mine. The door
• 19:11
  starts to open. I quickly
• 19:13
  hand out. I stop it.
• 19:15
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 19:16
  >> Speaker A: Superhero.
• 19:17
  >> Speaker B: It's not happening.
• 19:17
  >> Speaker A: No, nothing's happening.
• 19:19
  >> Speaker B: This child's not going to see this.
• 19:20
  >> Speaker A: Nobody's. This is my sanctum.
• 19:24
  It's the closest thing I'm getting to it at Walmart. And so I
• 19:27
  stop it abruptly. So the door didn't even open. So as far as he's
• 19:30
  aware, doors just locked. Okay, kid, get a clue.
• 19:33
  Door is locked. Don't come in. So I had no time
• 19:36
  to respond.
• 19:36
  >> Speaker C: Uh.
• 19:37
  >> Speaker A: Door closes. He's pushing against
• 19:39
  it. I mean, luckily, I'm a 17 year old teenage
• 19:42
  boy, and this kid's not getting passed.
• 19:45
  >> Speaker B: I worked out, eat your weedies, kid.
• 19:48
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, maybe if he had, he would have pushed through.
• 19:51
  Door doesn't open. I'm like, all right. This kid gets it,
• 19:54
  stops pushing on the door. Okay, I don't need to
• 19:57
  address it again. Social contract. I don't want to speak to this
• 19:59
  kid. He knows the door is locked. He's not coming in.
• 20:02
  I remove my hand, and then in a moment
• 20:05
  of such rapid speed,
• 20:09
  right under the door.
• 20:10
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
• 20:12
  >> Speaker A: On his, uh, hands and knees and just looks
• 20:15
  right up at me and then freezes.
• 20:17
  >> Speaker B: Like, what did you expect to find here, kid,
• 20:20
  right?
• 20:21
  >> Speaker A: Looking at me and just is like,
• 20:23
  uh. And then he goes, why did
• 20:26
  you trails off? And I go,
• 20:29
  no, um, this might be weird, but I just look at
• 20:32
  him and went, because in my head, I'm angry.
• 20:35
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 20:36
  >> Speaker A: But I just went, hey, Johnny,
• 20:39
  now.
• 20:40
  >> Speaker B: Probably a creepy
• 20:42
  kid. I heard his mom or whatever yell his
• 20:45
  name, but I don't know why.
• 20:47
  >> Speaker A: So I could be on a list somewhere and not know it, but
• 20:50
  I'm just like, hey, Johnny,
• 20:52
  bathroom's occupied. His face goes dead
• 20:55
  white. Like, eyes get big and just scrabbles
• 20:58
  out of there.
• 20:59
  >> Speaker B: Who's this all knowing bathroom goer?
• 21:01
  >> Speaker A: I'm the guy that sits on top of the know, or whatever, but I'm
• 21:04
  just in the bathroom, uh, oh, my gosh.
• 21:07
  He books it out of the bathroom, runs, door slams. I
• 21:10
  hear him like, there was a guy.
• 21:12
  >> Speaker B: Oh, see, that's the part that would give me
• 21:15
  the most chief anxiety, is hearing
• 21:17
  there's a guy in the bathroom. While he is upset. I'm
• 21:20
  like, yeah, well, he wasn't upset.
• 21:22
  >> Speaker A: He was just like, there's a guy in the bathroom. And I heard the guy
• 21:25
  go like, yeah, it's a public bathroom.
• 21:26
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 21:27
  >> Speaker A: And the kid's like, well, I don't have to go anymore.
• 21:29
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, I bet.
• 21:29
  >> Speaker A: And then they leave, right?
• 21:30
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. Uh.
• 21:31
  >> Speaker A: I'm like, oh, this is horrifyingly embarrassing.
• 21:34
  I don't want to have to explain this situation to anybody. So I
• 21:37
  wait a good ten minutes. I'm like, maybe they'll do their shopping and
• 21:39
  leave. I finish up my business. I leave the bathroom.
• 21:42
  No, I'm just praying I don't want to see this
• 21:45
  kid again.
• 21:46
  >> Speaker C: Right?
• 21:46
  >> Speaker A: The kid's got to be equally embarrassed, if not more.
• 21:49
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, I don't think he's going to.
• 21:51
  >> Speaker A: Call attention to it. I don't want to be accused of m something.
• 21:53
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my.
• 21:55
  >> Speaker A: And I. I'm a guy. Well, this kid's not going to
• 21:58
  be shopping in the men's jeans section, Lord
• 22:00
  willing way. So I go to the men's jeans section. I
• 22:03
  mean, next aisle over is the shoes. And I look over, I'm like, you've got to be
• 22:06
  kidding me. Here is a family, a mother
• 22:09
  and her few children. One of them being this kid
• 22:12
  looks at me, and he just eyes so wide,
• 22:15
  slack jawed. I can only
• 22:18
  imagine he thinks I'm following him, right? For.
• 22:21
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh, yes.
• 22:23
  >> Speaker A: So I went, uh, there's a few ways I could handle
• 22:25
  this.
• 22:26
  >> Speaker B: Either I just trying to buy pants.
• 22:29
  >> Speaker A: I'm just trying to buy pants. Either I could
• 22:32
  confront his mother and say, hey, be
• 22:35
  a better mom.
• 22:36
  >> Speaker B: Your kids in there do well.
• 22:37
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, not going to do that.
• 22:40
  And I went, but maybe I have an opportunity to
• 22:43
  teach him a lesson. Yeah, think before you do,
• 22:45
  be a little bit more considerate also. Ah, locked doors.
• 22:48
  Mean something, right? So I just looked at. I had to
• 22:51
  get into character a little bit. And I just. The
• 22:54
  most stoic face. I just. I look at
• 22:57
  him, and when he's kind of, uh,
• 22:59
  towards me, kind of adjacent to his family
• 23:02
  a little bit, I just went, Johnny.
• 23:05
  And he just. Eyes wide again, like, how does this guy know my name?
• 23:08
  And I just grabbed a pair of pants, praying that they're the
• 23:11
  right one. Then I can't just start
• 23:14
  mean. This is the drop. It's a drop. The
• 23:17
  mic.
• 23:18
  >> Speaker C: Yep.
• 23:18
  >> Speaker A: Johnny, without looking, grab a pair of pants. I was pretty sure it was the right
• 23:21
  size. Walked away. Um, never saw him
• 23:24
  again. Johnny, if you're out there, I
• 23:27
  want you to know I'm not some
• 23:29
  weirdo. I, uh, care about your
• 23:32
  personal growth.
• 23:33
  >> Speaker B: And also, you're not sorry, because there's no reason for
• 23:36
  you to be sorry.
• 23:37
  >> Speaker A: Thank you.
• 23:38
  >> Speaker B: Because.
• 23:40
  >> Speaker A: Grow up, Johnny.
• 23:41
  >> Speaker B: Uh, also, this kid, to my understanding of this story,
• 23:44
  never went to the bathroom.
• 23:45
  >> Speaker A: No, definitely didn't.
• 23:46
  >> Speaker B: And so I'm sitting here.
• 23:48
  Yeah, I think this middle schooler was up
• 23:51
  to young,
• 23:54
  late elementary, early middle school was up to no
• 23:57
  good.
• 23:58
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 23:58
  >> Speaker B: Locked bathroom. Just
• 24:01
  move on.
• 24:02
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 24:02
  >> Speaker A: Uh, so, long story there, man, but hope it
• 24:05
  was. I think we can all learn something,
• 24:08
  right?
• 24:09
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Uh,
• 24:12
  so I got two kids, and when my
• 24:15
  son was three ish,
• 24:18
  where everything is new and everything is the
• 24:21
  most interesting thing in the world, there's moments where it's
• 24:24
  like, hey, kid, I got to go to the bathroom. So that means you got to go
• 24:27
  to the bathroom.
• 24:28
  >> Speaker A: But why?
• 24:28
  >> Speaker C: What?
• 24:29
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, they've actually
• 24:31
  installed these kid strap in kid
• 24:34
  chairs where you can strap your kid into the chair while you poop.
• 24:37
  >> Speaker A: Oh, you're talking public restroom.
• 24:39
  >> Speaker B: Public restroom.
• 24:39
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 24:40
  >> Speaker A: I thought you're talking about your house. I was like, no.
• 24:41
  >> Speaker B: Well, that too. There's no privacy there either.
• 24:44
  Um, but they strap them in so they can't take off while you're
• 24:47
  doing bathroom. But some of them don't have that.
• 24:50
  >> Speaker A: I didn't know bathrooms had that.
• 24:51
  >> Speaker C: That's close. Some of them do. Some of them do.
• 24:53
  >> Speaker B: It's a new thing. But the number of times
• 24:56
  early on age three, is
• 24:59
  I'm doing my thing, and he's, like, standing there waiting for me, and
• 25:02
  he's, like, trying to peek under. And I
• 25:05
  said, listen, kid, you don't ever do
• 25:08
  like, even if you don't think there's anybody, uh,
• 25:11
  you don't ever do that. Because worst
• 25:14
  case scenario, like, best case scenario, you do it and
• 25:16
  there's no one there, and it's like, oh, I saw a
• 25:19
  toilet. Worst case scenario,
• 25:21
  somebody's either very mad, yeah, you're Johnny,
• 25:24
  or somebody spits on you or
• 25:27
  something. That's my thing is there's
• 25:30
  mean people that have. And
• 25:33
  it's like, I'm not trying to justify Johnny,
• 25:36
  because if you push on the door and it's locked and you
• 25:39
  keep going, you know what you're in for.
• 25:41
  >> Speaker A: But I think in that moment
• 25:43
  when he looked up and his eyes just got really wide, it was
• 25:46
  just a moment of revelation, of like, uh oh, I did
• 25:49
  this to myself. Yeah, that's what doors that
• 25:52
  don't move mean, right,
• 25:55
  man?
• 25:56
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 25:57
  >> Speaker A: But I will say that whole thing,
• 26:01
  if I was closer in age to that situation, I
• 26:04
  could tell the story better, and I know I could, because out
• 26:07
  of that whole thing, I love narrative writing and all that.
• 26:09
  I turned around with that, and I had an essay due.
• 26:12
  It was my senior year, I had an essay due for a narrative essay.
• 26:15
  >> Speaker B: Oh, perfect.
• 26:16
  >> Speaker A: I took that story, I spruced it up, I
• 26:19
  made it just beautiful. And of course,
• 26:22
  that's the week I had a wonderful writing teacher.
• 26:24
  >> Speaker C: Right?
• 26:25
  >> Speaker A: Actually, you probably know her. She does some work at Corbin. Her name is,
• 26:28
  um. Well, to us, it was Mrs.
• 26:30
  Reichelt. I don't know if I want to use
• 26:33
  her full name, if she's okay with
• 26:36
  put.
• 26:37
  >> Speaker B: I'll tell you this, the statistic probability
• 26:40
  that she's going to hear this is pretty low.
• 26:42
  >> Speaker A: Her name is Gail.
• 26:43
  >> Speaker B: Gail Reichelt.
• 26:44
  >> Speaker A: Mhm.
• 26:45
  >> Speaker B: I don't know her.
• 26:46
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 26:47
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, no, you could just bleep her name. Yeah, I mean, she.
• 26:50
  Hey, it sounds like she's a good writing teacher.
• 26:52
  >> Speaker A: She really is a wonderful writing teacher. But she was gone that week for whatever
• 26:55
  reason. We get a sub. Uh, and the sub was like, you need
• 26:58
  to publish this. Just like, this is incredible.
• 27:00
  >> Speaker B: Going for it.
• 27:01
  >> Speaker A: She's like. It's so funny. She's like, it's
• 27:03
  bathroom related, but there's some
• 27:06
  candor. But also, you're careful with your words.
• 27:09
  So I remember being like, hey, you know what? I'll suffer
• 27:12
  some embarrassment for a good compliment about my writing or
• 27:15
  something, but, yeah.
• 27:17
  >> Speaker B: Did you end up like, no.
• 27:19
  >> Speaker A: Okay, I guess I am now,
• 27:21
  huh?
• 27:22
  >> Speaker B: That's right.
• 27:22
  >> Speaker A: Putting it out there.
• 27:23
  >> Speaker B: You're doing it somewhat
• 27:25
  involuntarily
• 27:27
  impromptu. Dang,
• 27:30
  man.
• 27:32
  Whenever you get, like, public bathrooms or
• 27:35
  churches, that is like the through
• 27:38
  line or bad food.
• 27:41
  That's the other one that everybody like.
• 27:44
  Yeah, but nothing happened into your
• 27:46
  drawers, so that's good news, because
• 27:49
  the number of stories that I've sat down and started talking to people
• 27:52
  and they're like, yeah, I just left
• 27:55
  it at the truck stop.
• 27:56
  >> Speaker A: Well, I've never had anything like that, really.
• 27:59
  So apparently I am a freak
• 28:02
  because every time I've told people that
• 28:05
  I have a friend who works on some of the stuff I
• 28:08
  do, um, with me, his name is Matt.
• 28:11
  He ridicules me. He actually tells me
• 28:14
  I'm less of a man for having not pooped my pants.
• 28:16
  >> Speaker B: See, I don't know if I'd go that far.
• 28:18
  >> Speaker A: I think he's doing a bit. At least
• 28:21
  I really hope so. Now my feelings are hurt if I.
• 28:24
  >> Speaker B: Think you're, I think you are the norm.
• 28:28
  Having not, but I,
• 28:31
  purely anecdotal, I.
• 28:33
  >> Speaker A: Think I'm not because everybody I've told that to has
• 28:36
  been like, oh, I've got like, two.
• 28:38
  >> Speaker B: But that's troubling that maybe I
• 28:41
  have weird friends. Yeah, well, and it's
• 28:44
  like,
• 28:49
  this is one of those things where, you know, as you think about, like, how do I, how
• 28:52
  do I have a little bit more, like, different demographic
• 28:55
  of folk and getting ladies to
• 28:58
  come onto this.
• 29:00
  My wife has done one battle, God bless her.
• 29:03
  Yeah, it's like, wait, what would I
• 29:06
  be talking about? And it's like, listen,
• 29:09
  you don't have to share it if you don't want to share it, or if
• 29:12
  you do, just tell me. No. But
• 29:15
  the number of ladies that I've talked to are like,
• 29:18
  yeah, I've had problems, too.
• 29:20
  >> Speaker A: It's like, yeah, they're human.
• 29:23
  >> Speaker B: They're human. And it's like, God
• 29:26
  bless them. They have so much more to deal with.
• 29:32
  The horror. Anyway, um, how
• 29:34
  do we move on.
• 29:38
  >> Speaker A: My brother, though? Oh, yes, my brother.
• 29:41
  Quite a few hilarious stories about
• 29:44
  filling his drawers.
• 29:45
  >> Speaker B: And you're the big brother, so you get to like, look, I'll tell
• 29:48
  you.
• 29:48
  >> Speaker A: Right now, on the route for our company,
• 29:51
  he 100% filled his drawers real bad because he
• 29:54
  couldn't make it. Didn't have a
• 29:56
  spare pair of pants. But he's already done with the route, so he's just going to be in the car on the way
• 29:59
  back. Found an old hoodie, tied it around his
• 30:02
  waist.
• 30:03
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh. Just like, sat in
• 30:06
  it.
• 30:06
  >> Speaker A: Oh, no. Got to a bathroom, cleaned
• 30:09
  himself up.
• 30:10
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 30:10
  >> Speaker A: Doesn't have a gun.
• 30:11
  >> Speaker B: And that is the new pair of pants.
• 30:13
  >> Speaker A: That is the new pair of pants.
• 30:13
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my.
• 30:14
  >> Speaker A: Wearing a hoodie diaper. So shows back
• 30:17
  up at the shop wearing a hoodie diaper.
• 30:20
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my God.
• 30:21
  >> Speaker A: No questions are necessary, right? You just look and go,
• 30:24
  where's your pants? I guess he soil distros today.
• 30:27
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
• 30:28
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, he's got quite a few.
• 30:30
  >> Speaker B: Did he get in the truck, though? Car?
• 30:32
  >> Speaker A: Oh, no.
• 30:32
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 30:33
  >> Speaker A: He was fine. It was contained.
• 30:36
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 30:37
  >> Speaker B: And it's time for oversharing. Um,
• 30:40
  then he's dealing with a lot more solid of a job
• 30:42
  than I deal with, because.
• 30:44
  >> Speaker A: On a regular basis. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, dude.
• 30:47
  >> Speaker B: It's one part's coffee. Like, I just drink too much of it.
• 30:50
  >> Speaker A: I don't drink coffee.
• 30:51
  >> Speaker B: Oh, man. Yeah, the sweet, beautiful
• 30:54
  bean juice.
• 30:58
  Anyway, um, well, I mean, that's a.
• 31:00
  >> Speaker A: Common denominator for most people then, right?
• 31:02
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 31:02
  >> Speaker A: Coffee is just silent killer.
• 31:05
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. That's the side
• 31:07
  effect that when you're like, well, I am addicted
• 31:10
  at this point, but what do I do? I could stop.
• 31:13
  >> Speaker A: And then what am I sacrificing?
• 31:15
  >> Speaker B: And then as soon as you stop, you're like, oh, man,
• 31:18
  I haven't gone to the bathroom yet today.
• 31:21
  I wonder if I'm okay. And it's just because you quit drinking
• 31:24
  this thing that is probably bad for you in the long run.
• 31:27
  >> Speaker C: Right?
• 31:27
  >> Speaker B: Um, yeah. So I have a number of questions.
• 31:30
  >> Speaker A: Go for it.
• 31:31
  >> Speaker B: Um, that I ask everybody on the show. And the first,
• 31:33
  and starting out kind of simple, is what type
• 31:36
  of toilet paper, like, brand
• 31:38
  ply, are you using? Uh,
• 31:41
  and it can either be here, uh, or
• 31:45
  at your house, wherever. You
• 31:48
  said if someone said, jerry, you're in charge of buying,
• 31:51
  and money is not an option.
• 31:53
  >> Speaker A: If I'm in charge of. Oh, m but money's no option.
• 31:55
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, see, that's the thing is, what do you prefer
• 31:58
  and what do you use? Those might be different.
• 32:00
  >> Speaker A: Uh, yeah,
• 32:05
  I hesitate to say that. Real soft stuff, like what I'm
• 32:08
  looking at right now, the stuff my dad buys for the
• 32:10
  office. Quilted, northern soft plush. I don't
• 32:13
  like this stuff. It's way too soft.
• 32:16
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 32:17
  >> Speaker A: It's at the point where it rips
• 32:20
  more purely by the virtue of how soft it is.
• 32:22
  There has to be some substance.
• 32:24
  >> Speaker B: There's, like, particles that are happening.
• 32:26
  >> Speaker A: And then the few times I've had to blow my nose with it,
• 32:29
  then I have white, uh,
• 32:32
  flex over, because just putting it up, it's like. It's, like,
• 32:34
  dusted with, like, a. Yeah.
• 32:37
  So definitely not the most expensive
• 32:40
  stuff.
• 32:43
  When I was in charge of buying stuff for the house, when I had
• 32:46
  roommates and
• 32:48
  bought, I think I just bought, like,
• 32:51
  the generic Fred Meyer brand
• 32:54
  and whatever I could see
• 32:56
  constituted as, like,
• 33:00
  don't want. I don't want just the
• 33:03
  thin like transparency.
• 33:05
  >> Speaker B: The stuff that's in every public school.
• 33:07
  >> Speaker A: Oh, my goodness. And church.
• 33:09
  >> Speaker B: Most churches, too.
• 33:11
  >> Speaker A: And the worst of those is the ones where it's also basically
• 33:13
  just paper.
• 33:14
  >> Speaker C: Paper, yes.
• 33:15
  >> Speaker A: And it's transparent. So it's like, why am I. This is only lose
• 33:18
  lose. You're not only cheaping
• 33:21
  out a little bit, but you're also giving me something that's going to leave me bleeding.
• 33:24
  >> Speaker B: And you have to use so much of it often. It's
• 33:27
  like, how does that.
• 33:27
  >> Speaker C: Uh.
• 33:27
  >> Speaker B: Then you get these clogs that are not.
• 33:30
  Because of the.
• 33:33
  Sometimes it's not the kids fault. Now, sometimes they're little
• 33:36
  narrative, but it's like, how did
• 33:39
  this much toilet paper get in here? Well, because that's how much it takes.
• 33:42
  >> Speaker A: Because I have to wrap my entire arm just for one.
• 33:44
  >> Speaker B: It's unbelievable.
• 33:46
  >> Speaker A: I would just go for whatever I think looks medium.
• 33:50
  Medium. Even if money is no option. It's like I
• 33:53
  want some substance to it because I don't
• 33:56
  want it tearing on accident. Because then you're a whole new
• 33:59
  situation.
• 34:00
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 34:00
  >> Speaker A: Um,
• 34:04
  medium.
• 34:05
  >> Speaker C: Whatever. That.
• 34:06
  >> Speaker A: I don't have a brand. Sorry.
• 34:07
  >> Speaker B: Right. No, that's fine. Um,
• 34:10
  dude,
• 34:15
  I just go to the Costco and buy.
• 34:17
  >> Speaker C: Mhm.
• 34:18
  >> Speaker B: The Costco brand because it's
• 34:21
  big blue bag that's there. What else do
• 34:26
  when you go to wash your hands?
• 34:28
  >> Speaker A: Okay, wait, I do
• 34:31
  that.
• 34:33
  >> Speaker B: Are you a liquid soap or a bar
• 34:35
  soap type of guy?
• 34:39
  >> Speaker A: Liquid, uh, soap, I think.
• 34:40
  >> Speaker C: Liquid soap.
• 34:40
  >> Speaker B: Now take that into the shower. Do we
• 34:43
  have liquid soap or bar soap in the shower? Bar soap in the
• 34:46
  shower.
• 34:46
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 34:47
  >> Speaker A: Not. Didn't used to be, but.
• 34:48
  >> Speaker B: Okay, so when did the conversion happen?
• 34:51
  >> Speaker A: Um, probably when I became a man.
• 34:53
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 34:53
  >> Speaker A: No, just kidding.
• 34:56
  >> Speaker B: Shots fired.
• 34:57
  >> Speaker A: No, uh, it happened when
• 35:00
  I realized. Well, I did as a
• 35:02
  teenager. Axe is the thing you use.
• 35:04
  >> Speaker B: Oh, yeah.
• 35:05
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 35:05
  >> Speaker A: I would say when I became a man, I did stop using axe.
• 35:08
  No offense.
• 35:09
  >> Speaker B: That is fair. That is a fair one.
• 35:10
  >> Speaker A: Uh, and to the grown men out there using
• 35:13
  axe.
• 35:14
  >> Speaker B: Stop it.
• 35:15
  >> Speaker A: Stop it. No,
• 35:18
  uh, I did
• 35:20
  use liquid soap for a while, and
• 35:23
  I did start becoming a little bit more hyper
• 35:26
  aware. A lot of those soaps, it got
• 35:29
  some chemicals and stuff in there.
• 35:32
  And then there were some studies I saw that came out where a lot of them,
• 35:35
  um, there were some lawsuits against some of those companies about. Shoot,
• 35:38
  about guys, like, lower t
• 35:41
  levels and stuff because of it and
• 35:44
  impotence. And so I was like, well, we.
• 35:46
  >> Speaker B: Don'T want children someday.
• 35:49
  >> Speaker A: I just went, well, maybe I don't want. I'll be more
• 35:52
  careful what I'm lathering my
• 35:55
  body with. So I started looking for more organic or
• 35:58
  something like I just, then
• 36:01
  I purely went economical. And there is a company
• 36:04
  out there called Duke Cannon.
• 36:07
  Duke Cannon, they're one of those, uh,
• 36:11
  know you got something like that, right?
• 36:14
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 36:15
  >> Speaker B: Um, have you been watching my Facebook ads, by the
• 36:17
  way? The Dr. Squatch, they're everywhere. They've got
• 36:20
  it figured out.
• 36:21
  >> Speaker A: I think. Dr. Squatch, a little overrated. My
• 36:24
  dad bought a few of those and I tried it. They smell good. Yeah,
• 36:27
  I've never, they're just so small and you go through them so quickly. But Duke
• 36:30
  Cannon, if you can get, I occasionally watch for like a
• 36:32
  sale or also Amazon. They sell some of their stuff.
• 36:35
  Duke Cannon has these huge
• 36:38
  bricks of soap. Absolutely massive. And they will last me
• 36:41
  like months.
• 36:42
  >> Speaker C: Wow.
• 36:43
  >> Speaker A: So I will buy, they might cost
• 36:45
  $1015, but I have them for a very
• 36:47
  long time and I have this thing that can fit
• 36:50
  it inside of it.
• 36:51
  >> Speaker B: Oh, dang. Like a holder.
• 36:53
  >> Speaker A: Kind of like a loofah holder.
• 36:54
  >> Speaker C: That's cool.
• 36:55
  >> Speaker A: Helps to get some more light.
• 36:56
  >> Speaker B: Um, so it's purely a, ah, cost.
• 36:59
  >> Speaker A: Decision now, but also canon. I kind of
• 37:03
  like the bar soap deal.
• 37:04
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 37:04
  >> Speaker B: So do you share a shower with someone I know that's
• 37:07
  probably like, okay, my whole family.
• 37:11
  So since you're a bar soap guy,
• 37:13
  do you ever etch messages into the
• 37:16
  bar soap for the other people who use the shower?
• 37:19
  >> Speaker A: No, but I probably should be now.
• 37:20
  >> Speaker B: See, I had a buddy, he's like, yeah,
• 37:23
  I used to send messages to my brothers and sisters in the bar
• 37:26
  soap. And I'm like, just talk to him. I'm like, that's
• 37:29
  the weirdest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. And he goes, yeah, it
• 37:32
  is what it is. I'm like, you can't just glance.
• 37:35
  >> Speaker A: It is what it is.
• 37:36
  >> Speaker B: And I ask all his siblings and they're like, yeah, I didn't really
• 37:38
  read them. And I'm like, that's bummer.
• 37:40
  >> Speaker A: Don't tell that guy. Yeah, just crush
• 37:43
  his hopes and dreams. Yeah, he's sitting here leaving I love you messages,
• 37:46
  hoping they're reading. They're like, I never paid attention.
• 37:48
  >> Speaker B: If I know him, it was more like, I can see you,
• 37:51
  or like, hey, you missed the spot or something weird
• 37:54
  like that. Um,
• 37:57
  okay, so in the same general area, how do you feel
• 38:00
  about baths? Just in general,
• 38:02
  hot takes on baths.
• 38:04
  >> Speaker A: Ooh, hot takes on. Well, I don't frequent
• 38:07
  them.
• 38:07
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 38:07
  >> Speaker A: I think the last time I took.
• 38:08
  >> Speaker B: A bath, probably around the
• 38:11
  liquid soap days.
• 38:12
  >> Speaker A: Well, or before.
• 38:13
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, absolutely.
• 38:16
  >> Speaker A: I'm sure they have merit. If I
• 38:19
  have the luxury of time, which is not something that I'm
• 38:22
  frequent.
• 38:23
  >> Speaker B: Fair enough.
• 38:24
  >> Speaker A: Or I'm very familiar with.
• 38:26
  Um, I still don't
• 38:29
  think I would. Yeah, because it feels strange.
• 38:32
  >> Speaker B: Right. Especially as an adult
• 38:35
  man. There's something about it that's like,
• 38:38
  this isn't for me anymore.
• 38:39
  >> Speaker A: No, because to me,
• 38:43
  when it comes to the realm of cleanliness, I want to be as efficient
• 38:46
  as possible, effective as possible. Right.
• 38:50
  And I feel like m bats are probably doing a disservice in
• 38:53
  both of those fronts.
• 38:54
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 38:55
  >> Speaker A: Efficacy. You're sitting in filled for a while.
• 38:58
  >> Speaker B: That's it right there. Ah, you've
• 39:00
  nailed it.
• 39:01
  >> Speaker A: But I get it, though, too, as far as a relaxing.
• 39:04
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 39:05
  >> Speaker A: I'm m not going to vilify someone for doing it.
• 39:07
  >> Speaker C: Right?
• 39:08
  >> Speaker B: Absolutely not.
• 39:09
  >> Speaker C: Um.
• 39:11
  >> Speaker B: Uh, do you have any
• 39:15
  bathroom specific
• 39:18
  pet peeves that are like. I mean, you
• 39:21
  share a bathroom with your family, so someone's
• 39:24
  got to be doing something.
• 39:25
  >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah.
• 39:27
  >> Speaker C: Uh.
• 39:30
  >> Speaker A: Wet floors, man. Yes, but
• 39:32
  that's not a hot take. I mean, everybody there can be a
• 39:35
  single person that walks into the bathroom with their socks on and loves that they're
• 39:38
  soaking wet now.
• 39:39
  >> Speaker B: But it's so simple to avoid.
• 39:43
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, but specifically to leaving
• 39:46
  a wet towel or
• 39:48
  bath inside a bathroom unsuspecting to me when I walk
• 39:51
  in there in the dark. Um,
• 39:54
  I do have some more niche ones, though.
• 39:56
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 39:57
  >> Speaker A: Specific to my. It here
• 40:00
  is an example of it.
• 40:00
  >> Speaker C: Right.
• 40:01
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. So we're staring at what looks like a,
• 40:04
  uh. I like to call that the Arizona print, even.
• 40:07
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 40:07
  >> Speaker B: That's not the right term for it.
• 40:09
  >> Speaker A: Makes me think.
• 40:10
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 40:10
  >> Speaker B: So kind of a western ish print. Flannel
• 40:13
  draped over a box in this bathroom.
• 40:16
  >> Speaker A: Uh, that and they're gone. But,
• 40:19
  um, my brother,
• 40:21
  notorious
• 40:24
  for two things involving leaving things, places. One of
• 40:27
  them being drinks, opens them, takes one,
• 40:30
  two, maybe three sips out of it, leaves it. Oh, man, you should
• 40:33
  see his bedroom. Just drinks everywhere.
• 40:34
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my gosh.
• 40:35
  >> Speaker A: Two, he leaves shoes
• 40:38
  and, like, outerwear along a
• 40:40
  line of flannels, coats every bathroom.
• 40:45
  I can't imagine.
• 40:46
  >> Speaker B: So this is his.
• 40:46
  >> Speaker C: This is his.
• 40:47
  >> Speaker B: Oh, perfect.
• 40:48
  >> Speaker C: There you go.
• 40:48
  >> Speaker A: This is his, uh, just this
• 40:51
  week we had a set of sneakers in here. They're not here anymore.
• 40:54
  And that. We had some construction guys that were coming in and using our bathroom. They saw him and
• 40:57
  they thought it was weird, so they set him outside the bathroom. Now, you
• 41:00
  must be thinking, if his shoes are here,
• 41:03
  what did he walk out in?
• 41:04
  >> Speaker C: Right, right.
• 41:05
  >> Speaker A: Heaven knows.
• 41:06
  >> Speaker B: Well, that was what I was going to say is like, is he getting in and
• 41:09
  getting too warm from the job and then
• 41:11
  ditching parts of the clothes?
• 41:13
  >> Speaker A: Oh, I can tell you exactly why it's happening,
• 41:16
  but I don't care what he thinks. Um, he
• 41:19
  is one of the few.
• 41:21
  >> Speaker B: Who'S full stripped down when it's Aaron
• 41:24
  badly, too, apparently. He was like, poop
• 41:26
  naked.
• 41:28
  >> Speaker A: Another one I understand the merit of. Used to be that way. In some
• 41:31
  ways, yeah. Oh, not in some ways. I used to do that.
• 41:34
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 41:34
  >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. Growing up, it's like, especially as a kid.
• 41:37
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 41:37
  >> Speaker A: It's like, why would I want to.
• 41:38
  >> Speaker B: Risk getting it all?
• 41:39
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 41:40
  >> Speaker A: I mean, it's not like I'm a messy user.
• 41:42
  Porcelain throne. But why
• 41:45
  risk a potential, uh, splu
• 41:48
  shit, whatever.
• 41:51
  And also, there's something freeing about it. Something more
• 41:54
  comfortable. Your ankles aren't bound by the restrictions of your.
• 41:56
  >> Speaker B: But this is at your.
• 42:00
  Because that every time someone says, yeah, I poop
• 42:03
  in the buff, or I go to the bathroom in the buff, I'm like, I'd
• 42:06
  like to say it.
• 42:06
  >> Speaker A: Was only at my, um, home.
• 42:09
  >> Speaker B: Okay. Uh, going back, you were
• 42:12
  not the Johnny situation.
• 42:13
  >> Speaker A: No, absolutely not.
• 42:14
  >> Speaker B: I just had to. No, because somebody
• 42:16
  is going to be like, no, you didn't ask him about John.
• 42:19
  And I'm so perfect.
• 42:21
  >> Speaker A: Absolutely not. That was when I had grown out of it.
• 42:23
  >> Speaker C: Yes. Good.
• 42:24
  >> Speaker A: I will tell you, a big proponent of what made me grow out of
• 42:27
  that was actually Cyrus.
• 42:29
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 42:30
  >> Speaker A: He knew this about the men in my family.
• 42:33
  It's a recurring thing.
• 42:34
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 42:35
  >> Speaker A: And there was a youth trip we went on when I was one of his
• 42:38
  youth students, 13 or something. I'm pretty sure Aaron Badley
• 42:41
  was there. We were somewhere else, working at a
• 42:43
  church, painting and fixing it up and stuff service
• 42:46
  project. And we're all in
• 42:49
  the shower because it was a camp, too. We're in the showers and stuff in the
• 42:52
  bathrooms, and all the guys are in there showering,
• 42:55
  getting ready for bed and all that stuff and using the
• 42:58
  bathroom. And Cyrus was walking down the stalls and
• 43:01
  guessing who was in each stall by just their shoes. As a
• 43:03
  joke, he gets to mine and goes, well, the
• 43:06
  pants and shirt are in front of the
• 43:09
  feet, so I know that's Jerry.
• 43:10
  >> Speaker C: Oh, no.
• 43:11
  >> Speaker A: And then I went, oh, this is known about me.
• 43:13
  >> Speaker B: And from that moment on, it was, yeah, he cured.
• 43:15
  >> Speaker A: I was a new man.
• 43:16
  >> Speaker C: Wow.
• 43:17
  >> Speaker A: But my brother, 20 years old.
• 43:20
  Now, I don't know about stall situations,
• 43:23
  but I do know
• 43:26
  he's on the regular private bathrooms and he'll defend
• 43:29
  it. He'll defend it.
• 43:30
  >> Speaker B: Oh, perfect. That's the vibe
• 43:33
  that we want. People who are defending difficult
• 43:36
  positions, for sure.
• 43:38
  >> Speaker A: That's my brother in a whole nutshell.
• 43:39
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 43:40
  >> Speaker B: Uh, so some shower specific questions, and
• 43:43
  these are the, like, just going to ask them
• 43:46
  tone. Have you ever taken a dark shower?
• 43:48
  >> Speaker A: Dark shower? Oh, just in the dark.
• 43:50
  >> Speaker B: That's not code for dark shower.
• 43:51
  >> Speaker C: No.
• 43:51
  >> Speaker B: Dark shower.
• 43:52
  >> Speaker C: It's not.
• 43:52
  >> Speaker A: Uh, certainly, yeah.
• 43:53
  >> Speaker C: Okay. Um.
• 43:57
  >> Speaker B: Is it by choice? Do you like it?
• 43:59
  >> Speaker A: I've done it because power was out.
• 44:01
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 44:01
  >> Speaker A: Power is out by choice. Which also meant, I think in that
• 44:04
  case, also meant the shower was cold.
• 44:07
  >> Speaker C: Uh.
• 44:07
  >> Speaker B: Oh, true.
• 44:08
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, true. In some cases, that's not the case with power, but that
• 44:11
  one was. Uh, but by choice. I think I
• 44:14
  have by choice before when I was, like, sick
• 44:17
  or something and I didn't want, like, the lights.
• 44:19
  >> Speaker B: Were bothering my too much.
• 44:20
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, I think I've done that. I also think I just did
• 44:23
  it once, showering in the dark.
• 44:25
  But it's a dangerous game.
• 44:27
  >> Speaker B: See, it's my go to. Um, really, I almost
• 44:30
  exclusively shower in the dark. Why?
• 44:34
  I had a guy on the show, he also apparently does this
• 44:37
  sometimes, and, uh, he described it, especially if you're showering in
• 44:40
  the morning. He's like, it's like you are birthed into your
• 44:42
  day. It's dark, the water warms
• 44:45
  you up. What a weird.
• 44:48
  Just like, the
• 44:51
  light is the last. Like, I don't want
• 44:54
  this right now. I want it in a little bit.
• 44:56
  >> Speaker A: No, I get that. Because you're not fully awake.
• 44:59
  Right. But you want to wake up peacefully, kind of.
• 45:01
  >> Speaker B: And it's not pitch black. There's usually like a
• 45:04
  nightlight or something that's given just enough to make
• 45:07
  you be able to not drop
• 45:10
  everything and stub your toe and all this
• 45:12
  stuff.
• 45:13
  >> Speaker A: Um, that's interesting.
• 45:14
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 45:15
  >> Speaker A: Maybe I'll have to try it.
• 45:16
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 45:16
  >> Speaker B: Have you ever eaten an orange in the shower? Like, you would eat
• 45:19
  an apple?
• 45:21
  >> Speaker A: So, like, you peel, like, you're only asking me this question
• 45:23
  because somebody has.
• 45:25
  >> Speaker B: No, it's a thing. It's an Internet thing. Uh,
• 45:28
  I mean, maybe three or four years ago, where people would. They would
• 45:31
  peel the orange and then they would just get in the shower and eat the now
• 45:34
  peeled, like, orange globe, like an
• 45:36
  apple. And the juices just go everywhere
• 45:39
  because it's that way. But they don't care because they're in the shower.
• 45:42
  But then you get, like, I have down.
• 45:45
  >> Speaker A: It makes sense. It's the most effective way. If you're going to eat an orange that way.
• 45:48
  Right, because you're ensuring that you aren't covered
• 45:51
  in gunk.
• 45:53
  >> Speaker B: Um, gunk.
• 45:55
  >> Speaker A: But I would say, no, haven't done that. Have eaten an orange that
• 45:58
  way just for fun. And I will say it's the superior way of eating an orange, but
• 46:01
  the juice is not worth the squeeze.
• 46:02
  >> Speaker C: Uh, there you go.
• 46:03
  >> Speaker A: Pun intended, actually, yeah. Um,
• 46:06
  but I mean, it is superior. The orange tastes different when you eat it that
• 46:08
  way.
• 46:10
  >> Speaker C: Really?
• 46:10
  >> Speaker A: Oh, I'll die on.
• 46:11
  >> Speaker B: Okay, I have an orange every day at lunch, so my coworkers are
• 46:14
  going to get to watch me act like a crazy person tomorrow.
• 46:16
  >> Speaker A: I do think it tastes different. Yeah, I really do.
• 46:19
  >> Speaker B: I'm going for it tomorrow. Oh, yeah, I'm trying it out, but.
• 46:21
  >> Speaker A: Then, I mean, you're not in the shower, so you're going to have to
• 46:24
  deal with mess.
• 46:25
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, it's fine. I work at a high school. They spill everywhere.
• 46:27
  >> Speaker A: They'll probably find it hilarious anyway.
• 46:29
  >> Speaker B: Oh, I would never do that in front of them. M
• 46:32
  they would film it and put it on the Internet and be like, whoa, Mr.
• 46:35
  Hoover's crazy.
• 46:36
  >> Speaker A: Uh, just get royalties and you're fine.
• 46:38
  >> Speaker B: Oh, shoot.
• 46:39
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 46:41
  >> Speaker B: Have you ever. Okay,
• 46:44
  do you have any snacks or drinks in the shower? Have
• 46:47
  you ever taken.
• 46:48
  >> Speaker A: I certainly have. Only because you hear
• 46:51
  that people do it and you think, okay, either if.
• 46:54
  >> Speaker B: They can do it, why can't I?
• 46:55
  >> Speaker A: Exactly. Or maybe there's got to be a reason.
• 46:59
  I don't think it's worth.
• 47:00
  >> Speaker B: So do you like Lacroix?
• 47:03
  >> Speaker A: I actually really do. I love sparkling water.
• 47:05
  >> Speaker B: I think that lacroix or any sparkling
• 47:08
  water doesn't, uh, have to be Lacroix
• 47:11
  is best.
• 47:12
  >> Speaker A: I can tell you're sponsored by Lacroix.
• 47:13
  >> Speaker B: Oh, man. It's the dream
• 47:16
  is best. Mowing. Like
• 47:19
  actively mowing or in the
• 47:21
  shower.
• 47:22
  >> Speaker A: Okay, why? What changes it?
• 47:25
  >> Speaker B: In the shower, there's just something about, like,
• 47:28
  it's bitey and cold and you can
• 47:31
  just kind of position. Yeah, you can just kind of drink it
• 47:34
  faster than normal because everything's already
• 47:36
  warm.
• 47:37
  >> Speaker A: Interesting.
• 47:38
  >> Speaker B: And you can kind of feel it going all the way down. And, uh,
• 47:41
  it's surreal.
• 47:42
  >> Speaker A: I can certainly relate to, there are those times
• 47:45
  where the outside of you is one temperature and
• 47:48
  you are consuming the opposite. And so you can feel it
• 47:51
  moving.
• 47:51
  >> Speaker C: Exactly.
• 47:52
  >> Speaker A: That is an interesting sensation.
• 47:53
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 47:54
  >> Speaker A: And I definitely like it more. Well, I don't
• 47:56
  know what's better. This is an interesting question. What's better being
• 47:59
  freezing cold and experiencing the sensation of very
• 48:02
  hot liquid coursing through your body or
• 48:06
  really hot weather? Well, I don't know. I prefer to be in
• 48:09
  the cold anyway. So I'd have to say that the, uh, first
• 48:12
  one.
• 48:12
  >> Speaker C: But.
• 48:13
  >> Speaker A: No, that's interesting. That's an interesting reason.
• 48:15
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 48:15
  >> Speaker B: And the mowing is just. There's something because I think
• 48:18
  it's because mowing feels so, like.
• 48:21
  I love mowing.
• 48:22
  >> Speaker A: Really?
• 48:23
  >> Speaker B: Like free therapy for me.
• 48:25
  >> Speaker A: I like it when it's over, but
• 48:28
  that's it. The completion, it's a.
• 48:31
  I have to.
• 48:31
  >> Speaker B: Do this activity, right? And then just having this
• 48:34
  drink that just stands for fanciness and
• 48:38
  kind of like, it's kind of
• 48:41
  like, look at what I've got going on here while I'm
• 48:43
  doing this.
• 48:44
  >> Speaker A: Uh, that's probably the best reason I can imagine.
• 48:46
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. So then no snacks in the
• 48:49
  shower?
• 48:50
  >> Speaker A: Uh, not currently.
• 48:53
  I don't know if I've ever eaten. I know I drank a coke in the
• 48:56
  shower.
• 48:57
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 48:57
  >> Speaker A: Yeah. Um, that's great. I think I
• 48:59
  did. No, I don't think I've ever gone with
• 49:02
  snacks.
• 49:04
  >> Speaker B: Snacks are a little more dangerous. There's a sogginess that you have
• 49:07
  to avoid also.
• 49:08
  >> Speaker A: Just like, depending on what the snack is. Unless
• 49:11
  I'm going full, like, plate and fork, I'm
• 49:13
  touching whatever I'm eating with my bare hand.
• 49:18
  I would assume if you're doing that, you have to eat it at the beginning, right?
• 49:21
  Because if not, your hands might be touching stuff.
• 49:24
  >> Speaker B: I had a dude and he's like, yeah, I had the sandwich in the shower.
• 49:27
  I'm like, oh, what sandwich and chips? And I'm like,
• 49:29
  how? And he goes, well, you just keep putting it back outside the
• 49:32
  shower every.
• 49:33
  >> Speaker A: Time you take a bite.
• 49:34
  >> Speaker B: But I'm sitting here going, you can't.
• 49:36
  >> Speaker A: Wash between bites then, right?
• 49:38
  >> Speaker B: And your hand is wet. Yeah, it's going to
• 49:41
  ruin the sandwich. Like three bites in.
• 49:44
  >> Speaker A: And then if they're chips and they've got, like, the powder flavor,
• 49:46
  then your fingers.
• 49:47
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, well, he is a monster.
• 49:50
  >> Speaker A: Okay. Yeah, well, never mind.
• 49:51
  >> Speaker B: Um, and then what about on the toilet? Any
• 49:54
  snacks or drinks on the toilet?
• 50:00
  >> Speaker A: I've had, like, a bottle of water before and been like, wow, I'm sitting
• 50:03
  here, right? I'm not close to being done. I need a drink
• 50:06
  of water. Taking a drink of water.
• 50:07
  >> Speaker B: Hydrate.
• 50:08
  >> Speaker A: Um, I know for a fact,
• 50:12
  purely out of, I have to do this because
• 50:14
  I have to both be
• 50:17
  ingesting energy
• 50:19
  provisions circumstantially while
• 50:22
  I'm expelling it, or what's left of
• 50:25
  it, I have done it.
• 50:28
  I think it's a little gross.
• 50:30
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 50:31
  >> Speaker A: Just because there's particles in the air.
• 50:34
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 50:34
  >> Speaker B: Bathrooms aren't freighting.
• 50:35
  >> Speaker A: No. But I guess if I'm in the
• 50:38
  right situation where I don't have a choice, I'm not opposed to it,
• 50:41
  but if you do, it probably shouldn't.
• 50:43
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Um,
• 50:46
  it is what it is. Uh,
• 50:51
  uh, this is where you learn.
• 50:53
  >> Speaker A: A lot about people.
• 50:54
  >> Speaker B: Um, have you ever performed a
• 50:57
  waffle stomp? M. No.
• 50:59
  Do you know what a waffle stomp is?
• 51:01
  >> Speaker A: Oh, I'm familiar. Very good. Where toilet
• 51:04
  activity is relegated to showers.
• 51:06
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 51:06
  >> Speaker A: And then you have no choice but to shove it. I'm
• 51:09
  familiar.
• 51:10
  >> Speaker C: Um.
• 51:10
  >> Speaker B: So you have not performed that?
• 51:12
  >> Speaker A: No.
• 51:12
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 51:13
  >> Speaker B: Would you, what would it
• 51:16
  take?
• 51:17
  >> Speaker A: What would it take? Are you talking monetarily?
• 51:20
  >> Speaker B: No.
• 51:23
  >> Speaker C: Emergency.
• 51:23
  >> Speaker B: Uh, so are you, like, I'm going to
• 51:25
  shut it off. I'm going to get out and I'm just going to go to the bathroom.
• 51:28
  >> Speaker A: Oh, I've done that. Which is the worst
• 51:31
  way to go to the bathroom or one of.
• 51:33
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 51:34
  >> Speaker B: So in my opinion, there's slippery. There's three
• 51:36
  options when you're in the shower and you have to, you can do that,
• 51:40
  which is, I think you're catching
• 51:42
  90% of 85% of
• 51:45
  people just like, they're going to get out and do it. And
• 51:48
  then there's the waffle stump, which I think is
• 51:51
  the second best, because the worst
• 51:55
  is the people who catch it. Like, they poop and
• 51:58
  catch it. Toss it in the toilet.
• 52:00
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 52:01
  >> Speaker B: With their hand.
• 52:03
  >> Speaker A: They don't have, like, a special cup for it.
• 52:04
  >> Speaker B: No.
• 52:05
  >> Speaker A: Maybe that's too classy for that option.
• 52:07
  >> Speaker B: Uh, they just catch it and throw it in the toilet.
• 52:10
  And that, to me, is a bridge.
• 52:12
  >> Speaker A: Too far, especially drinking sandwich at the same time.
• 52:15
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 52:15
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my goodness.
• 52:17
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 52:17
  >> Speaker B: The snacks have got to be put away for that one.
• 52:19
  >> Speaker A: Okay.
• 52:20
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, that's just a bridge too far for
• 52:23
  me. I can and have wrapped my
• 52:26
  brain around the waffle stump, but,
• 52:28
  um, I.
• 52:29
  >> Speaker A: Guess I can wrap my brain around it only in the context
• 52:32
  of absolute emergency.
• 52:34
  >> Speaker B: Right.
• 52:34
  >> Speaker A: But to me, an absolute emergency is a situation
• 52:37
  where I already made a mistake and I don't have a towel.
• 52:40
  >> Speaker B: To dry off with because I've already
• 52:43
  made a mistake.
• 52:45
  >> Speaker A: I started the shower process and I go, oh, I
• 52:48
  forgot a towel. Which, I mean, that is
• 52:51
  a whole.
• 52:52
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 52:53
  >> Speaker A: And if I've already made that fatal
• 52:55
  error, now I know I have to go to the bathroom. It's like, well, I'm
• 52:58
  going to have to sit on the toilet. It's going to be so
• 53:01
  slippery.
• 53:01
  >> Speaker B: Yeah.
• 53:03
  >> Speaker A: Um, but I still wouldn't do that.
• 53:05
  >> Speaker B: You wouldn't stomp it?
• 53:06
  >> Speaker A: Stomp the waffle? No.
• 53:08
  >> Speaker B: Oh, dude.
• 53:09
  >> Speaker A: But then the other emergency situation I
• 53:12
  can think of which might justify it in my head is if, you
• 53:15
  know, it's not solid.
• 53:18
  >> Speaker B: Like I said.
• 53:20
  >> Speaker A: Well, in your case, I'm never blasting solids,
• 53:23
  okay?
• 53:25
  >> Speaker B: If I am, it's more.
• 53:26
  >> Speaker A: So are you saying that this is something you regularly.
• 53:28
  >> Speaker B: Oh, I don't regularly. My wife would not tolerate
• 53:31
  that. Um, but it has happened.
• 53:34
  >> Speaker A: But she tolerates a certain amount of it.
• 53:36
  >> Speaker B: She tolerates. Oh, yeah. No, it
• 53:39
  wouldn't. Let me put it this way. If I did
• 53:41
  it, which is consequently a
• 53:44
  similarly titled work of
• 53:47
  fiction or nonfiction, depending on who you.
• 53:53
  She would never know. I would make sure that it was
• 53:56
  cleaned up, which she didn't know.
• 53:59
  The one time that I did it in a shower that we
• 54:01
  shared, she found out later and was
• 54:04
  very upset. Um, she's like, no, you didn't. I
• 54:07
  was like, well, I had to test it.
• 54:09
  >> Speaker C: Oh.
• 54:10
  >> Speaker A: The reason you did it was only because you wanted to see what it was.
• 54:11
  >> Speaker C: Oh, yeah.
• 54:12
  >> Speaker B: No, there was no emergency.
• 54:13
  >> Speaker A: It was curiosity.
• 54:15
  >> Speaker B: Simple curiosity.
• 54:17
  >> Speaker A: Um, I can respect that.
• 54:20
  >> Speaker B: It wasn't bad anyway.
• 54:22
  >> Speaker A: Um, wasn't bad anyway.
• 54:25
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 54:25
  >> Speaker B: Uh, we don't need to go there. When
• 54:28
  you get to the toilet paper, how many
• 54:31
  sheets are you using?
• 54:34
  >> Speaker A: Because, uh, there's always a
• 54:36
  test flight.
• 54:38
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 54:38
  >> Speaker A: Which we have to determine for the rest of the excursion how many
• 54:41
  I'm using. Test flight is
• 54:45
  three. Well, test flight is, like,
• 54:48
  four, I think. And then I can decide, do I
• 54:51
  want to be nice and use less of it just for the next
• 54:54
  guy.
• 54:54
  >> Speaker B: Right.
• 54:56
  >> Speaker C: Um.
• 54:57
  >> Speaker A: Or in some of these
• 54:59
  transparency. Do I need to be using twelve?
• 55:02
  >> Speaker B: Right.
• 55:02
  >> Speaker A: But I think four or five is a happy
• 55:05
  medium.
• 55:05
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. Okay.
• 55:06
  >> Speaker B: That acceptable answer
• 55:09
  the people that are like, every time I'm using 15 to
• 55:12
  20 m. Why you have a blanket?
• 55:15
  >> Speaker A: I mean, I may be a little
• 55:18
  conservative on maybe, uh, six or seven is the
• 55:21
  most.
• 55:21
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 55:22
  >> Speaker A: Maybe there's some days where I'm not paying attention. And it's like a.
• 55:25
  Yeah. And I'm like, well, there's seven.
• 55:27
  >> Speaker B: Those don't count.
• 55:29
  >> Speaker A: I'm talking, like, when you're thinking about it.
• 55:30
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 55:31
  >> Speaker A: Probably five or six.
• 55:33
  >> Speaker C: Yeah. Okay.
• 55:34
  >> Speaker B: Uh, and then the toilet paper
• 55:37
  is on the thing. You've replaced the roll.
• 55:39
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 55:40
  >> Speaker A: Is this the over under?
• 55:41
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 55:41
  >> Speaker B: Are you over under?
• 55:42
  >> Speaker A: I was waiting for this.
• 55:43
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 55:43
  >> Speaker A: Over.
• 55:44
  >> Speaker B: Really?
• 55:45
  >> Speaker A: Oh, 100%. Are you an under?
• 55:47
  >> Speaker B: It's not important.
• 55:48
  >> Speaker C: Um.
• 55:49
  >> Speaker A: Okay.
• 55:50
  >> Speaker B: I've struck a. I have my reasons, and
• 55:52
  we'll defend them one day. Nobody agrees with
• 55:55
  me, and that's okay. Um,
• 55:58
  why are you an over guy?
• 56:03
  >> Speaker A: One, uh, purely aesthetic.
• 56:06
  >> Speaker B: I can't argue with it.
• 56:07
  >> Speaker A: Uh, I think it looks better.
• 56:09
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 56:10
  >> Speaker A: M two, I believe, the original patent.
• 56:13
  Yes, I'm sure you've heard that.
• 56:15
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my wife has showed me this.
• 56:17
  >> Speaker A: Uh, which I think is a stupid reason.
• 56:22
  Let's pretend for a second that under is better, which it's not,
• 56:25
  but let's pretend it is. If under was better, just because
• 56:28
  the patent showed it, over means literally
• 56:31
  nothing.
• 56:32
  >> Speaker B: Right?
• 56:32
  >> Speaker A: So I will not use that as
• 56:35
  defense for my case. We can throw that out, and if
• 56:38
  anybody else does, it should be ignored.
• 56:40
  >> Speaker B: There you go.
• 56:41
  >> Speaker A: I like they should be ignored, frankly.
• 56:43
  >> Speaker C: No, just kidding.
• 56:47
  >> Speaker A: Uh, aesthetic, sure. But also aesthetic, uh, only
• 56:50
  goes so far. Functionality is superior, and I think
• 56:53
  when it's under, depending on the system that's being
• 56:55
  used, under can get jammed a little bit in a
• 56:58
  way that over doesn't.
• 57:00
  >> Speaker C: Got it.
• 57:00
  >> Speaker A: Gravity.
• 57:01
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 57:01
  >> Speaker A: Um, the pull. Yeah.
• 57:04
  And I really despise, especially some
• 57:07
  of those public restrooms that have the thing that's gravity is
• 57:09
  pulling the system down, and they chose to go
• 57:12
  under. I bet you it's intentional because people.
• 57:15
  >> Speaker B: Use less, but, oh, guaranteed.
• 57:17
  >> Speaker A: The thing is pinning the paper.
• 57:19
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
• 57:19
  >> Speaker A: You can't get out, and then it tears, and it's always with that really thin
• 57:22
  paper. And then you got to try and stick your
• 57:25
  fingers in there to try and find the paper. But my fingers
• 57:28
  are massive sausage links, and I can't get them in
• 57:31
  the. If I had my
• 57:34
  choice, over. Okay, but at home
• 57:36
  or, like here, I don't think I
• 57:39
  look. Yeah, I just throw it on there and then I
• 57:42
  go, oh, I accidentally didn't go over.
• 57:45
  And I know I like it over, but I don't care.
• 57:48
  >> Speaker B: I like it under, but I also don't care when
• 57:51
  I do it. I've replaced the role and I've done
• 57:54
  it, and we, uh, should all be
• 57:56
  happy for that.
• 57:59
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, I see what you're saying.
• 58:00
  >> Speaker B: Done that.
• 58:01
  >> Speaker A: What a gentleman.
• 58:02
  >> Speaker B: And where's my gold star now? It's
• 58:05
  one of those things for me. I remembered to do it.
• 58:08
  Very good. Well, hey, uh,
• 58:11
  ah, just as we wrap up and close, I wanted
• 58:14
  to just talk to you about under the influence, and
• 58:17
  I know that you were talking about its
• 58:19
  trajectory, but tell me about
• 58:22
  all the stuff that you're doing and what you got going
• 58:25
  on.
• 58:27
  >> Speaker A: Um, under the influence.
• 58:29
  There's a bit of a double meaning there. It's a joke.
• 58:33
  We're not talking about Hennessy on the show under influence.
• 58:35
  Is a podcast, uh, that I do with, uh,
• 58:38
  my brother and my best friend.
• 58:42
  Um, well, other than my brother, my other best friend, I should
• 58:44
  say, um, the three of us do it. The joke
• 58:47
  there is that, uh, we're under the influence of Jesus.
• 58:50
  >> Speaker C: There you go. Right?
• 58:51
  >> Speaker A: And it's intentionally campy for a reason.
• 58:53
  >> Speaker C: Right?
• 58:53
  >> Speaker B: Hey, which, by the way, uh, I
• 58:56
  absolutely love your intro with the guy
• 58:59
  getting.
• 59:00
  >> Speaker A: That's Jude, my brother. It cracks me up by
• 59:03
  a real police officer.
• 59:04
  >> Speaker B: Really? That makes it better?
• 59:07
  >> Speaker A: Oh, yeah. That detail. This might be the first
• 59:10
  time I've ever shared that detail in any
• 59:13
  formal form. Um, it
• 59:16
  only just adds to it for us knowing that jude,
• 59:19
  now, he wasn't actually pulled over, right. But it was just like, hey, we know this
• 59:22
  guy to be a cop. That's the only reason we're asking you to do
• 59:25
  it.
• 59:25
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, that's, uh, awesome. That's super cool.
• 59:26
  >> Speaker A: It was done before I was involved in the show. They made that because Jude had this
• 59:29
  idea for a show and then I got involved and we kind of changed things. But we use the
• 59:32
  same intro. Yeah, I love the intro. It's funny. And we've
• 59:35
  got two variants. The one we use for season one and then the
• 59:38
  season two one that we're doing is, uh, where they did it in terrible Boston
• 59:41
  accents.
• 59:42
  >> Speaker B: Okay, so I've heard the Boston accents. I need to go
• 59:45
  back to some of the earlier ones because
• 59:49
  I jumped in like, a couple of episodes in season
• 59:51
  two and I went back to the beginning of it and need to go
• 59:54
  farther back.
• 59:55
  >> Speaker A: Yeah, we got 24 episode seasons. We're doing six month
• 59:58
  season chunks.
• 59:59
  >> Speaker C: Right.
• 59:59
  >> Speaker A: Because we do weekly. Um, and
• 1:00:02
  they range between an hour and 45
• 1:00:04
  minutes at the most. But it's just the three of
• 1:00:07
  us. We found ourselves in a situation. We were living together
• 1:00:10
  for a while and we see each other regularly. We'd
• 1:00:13
  like to sit and talk to one another.
• 1:00:14
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
• 1:00:15
  >> Speaker A: And we thought, everybody's got a podcast now,
• 1:00:18
  and most of them are just conversations between friends.
• 1:00:21
  We're doing that. Let's do it. And I'm also involved
• 1:00:24
  in an online ministry called christian influence.
• 1:00:27
  >> Speaker C: Okay.
• 1:00:27
  >> Speaker A: Which is dedicated to, uh, it started originally
• 1:00:30
  as a gaming centric thing.
• 1:00:32
  >> Speaker C: Right.
• 1:00:32
  >> Speaker A: Our tagline was crossover gaming.
• 1:00:34
  >> Speaker C: Right?
• 1:00:34
  >> Speaker A: Putting the gospel first. That's cool. Online. And
• 1:00:37
  the purpose of it is to have a place online. I mean, so many kids
• 1:00:40
  are playing video games, right? And parents, I think,
• 1:00:43
  would like to think that they know what their kids are doing or what their kids are being
• 1:00:46
  subjected to. But obviously, unless you're assuming the worst, you don't.
• 1:00:49
  >> Speaker B: Right.
• 1:00:50
  >> Speaker A: Um, so our goal with that is to have a place where
• 1:00:52
  anybody, kids, whatever, that's awesome. Can
• 1:00:55
  play video games, share in media and
• 1:00:58
  content. That is, at the very least, being made by
• 1:01:00
  Christians under a godly influence.
• 1:01:03
  >> Speaker B: That's awesome.
• 1:01:03
  >> Speaker A: And direction. Um, so we wanted a main podcast and
• 1:01:06
  show for that. So we dredged up those old audio files
• 1:01:09
  for the intro and went, all right, let's just do a show where
• 1:01:12
  the three of us who love each other and want to push each
• 1:01:15
  other into growing in
• 1:01:18
  Christ and being godly men, uh,
• 1:01:21
  tell funny jokes for 45 minutes and then have meaningful conversation
• 1:01:24
  for another 30.
• 1:01:25
  >> Speaker B: Oh, my goodness. And it really is.
• 1:01:29
  I don't know how much of it is returning
• 1:01:31
  bits and how much of it is, like, new stuff, because,
• 1:01:34
  like I said, I'm season two here. But you all
• 1:01:37
  recently did one where you look at some,
• 1:01:42
  for lack of a better term, like, just whack
• 1:01:45
  Bible teaching with quotes like,
• 1:01:49
  um, prosperity folks, and just talk about,
• 1:01:52
  man, that type stuff. I hear it and I'm like,
• 1:01:55
  I live for this.
• 1:01:56
  >> Speaker C: Oh, good.
• 1:01:56
  >> Speaker B: This is so good.
• 1:01:57
  >> Speaker A: Well, none of us are biblical scholars. None of us are
• 1:02:00
  trained, went, uh, to school for it. We've
• 1:02:03
  got some friends who work on the show with us who, if we do
• 1:02:06
  anything out of line, will correct us.
• 1:02:09
  Uh, well trained Bible teacher and working on
• 1:02:12
  his doctorate, but he will. Hey, you
• 1:02:15
  said this thing. You shouldn't have said it. We're taking it out. That hasn't
• 1:02:18
  happened yet.
• 1:02:19
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, here they go.
• 1:02:20
  >> Speaker A: But, um. Yeah, that's important to us to make sure that we don't
• 1:02:23
  accidentally become what we're criticizing, right?
• 1:02:25
  >> Speaker B: No, but, dude, it's good. And
• 1:02:29
  I think that's really, um,
• 1:02:32
  my son, he's super into the
• 1:02:35
  video games, and we have done pretty good
• 1:02:37
  at finding
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  who are the people that are doing the dumb stuff on here
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  and definitely am going to
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  get him, show him this and be
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  like, hey, yeah. Because he
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  loves. We do a kids ministry. He's all about it. And so
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  just him knowing, like, yeah, these guys,
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  they believe in Jesus like we do,
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  buddy. And, um, that
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  goes a long way. That's super cool.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Our goal is to provide a place for all of
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  that. The community that surrounds video games
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  and online content of all kinds, streamers,
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  YouTubers. We're growing. And then
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  podcasts and stuff like that is to have a
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  place for that community to exist that
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  moderated and then bringing it
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  back to what's important.
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  >> Speaker C: Right?
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  >> Speaker A: We enjoy the things we love, but let's do it for the glory of God.
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  Right. And then also to provide the things themselves.
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  So we have a Minecraft server. We have a bunch
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  of arc servers, um, a bunch of servers in
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  a bunch of different games and then clubs in some of the competitive
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  first person shooter games and stuff like that. Um.
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  >> Speaker B: That's awesome. Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: It's something I didn't start, but I got involved in, and then now
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  I am a co owner in. And we're
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  pushing it as much as we can. Well, uh, I shouldn't say
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  pushing it as much as we can.
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  >> Speaker B: We are, and that's called christian influence.
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  >> Speaker A: Christian influence. Yeah. We're primarily
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  a discord server. We have a website as well, but the
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  community is hosted on discord.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: Uh, I'll stick the stuff in the.
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  >> Speaker C: Okay, cool.
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  >> Speaker B: Doodly booper.
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  >> Speaker A: And the doodly booper.
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  >> Speaker B: That's what I call it, because I.
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  >> Speaker A: Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, no, that's the doobly do, but
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  doodly Booper is a good doodle, I think. Superior.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker B: Sweet. Um, and
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  then you have a, uh, dungeons and dragons.
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  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: So I have two podcasts.
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  >> Speaker C: Yes.
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  >> Speaker A: Under the influence, which is just the
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  comedy and christian life one. And
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  then, um, I'm a huge
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  fan of DND. We talked about at the start, and
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  I've been playing for years. Uh, I've been told I'm pretty good at running
• 1:04:41
  it. And so we thought, you know what, DNd
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  podcasts. Huge thing.
• 1:04:45
  >> Speaker C: Yes.
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  >> Speaker A: Let's take our home game. That one is
• 1:04:49
  more edited down to be because it's like a
• 1:04:52
  four hour session of DND, right. Edited
• 1:04:54
  into two, like, hour and a half episodes.
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  But we slap some cool music in there and throw some sound
• 1:05:00
  effects and, yeah, we have fun with that. That one comes out
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  on Fridays, and that one's called, uh, of lore
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  and legend.
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  >> Speaker B: Of lore and legend. Sweet.
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  >> Speaker A: Uh, yeah, it's a lot of fun.
• 1:05:10
  >> Speaker B: Yeah. Wherever people are
• 1:05:13
  listening to this nonsense, they'll probably be able
• 1:05:16
  to find those, I assume.
• 1:05:17
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Of lore and legend is not quite big enough that it comes up at the top of
• 1:05:20
  searches right now. There's a bunch of other shows, but if you
• 1:05:23
  look for under the influence or christian influence
• 1:05:25
  on Spotify, I've actually found that you can find that one, which is cool.
• 1:05:28
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, it was not hard for me to find it,
• 1:05:31
  so that's good. Yeah, that's awesome, man.
• 1:05:34
  >> Speaker A: Well, thank you.
• 1:05:35
  >> Speaker B: Um, do you have any parting
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  remarks for me or
• 1:05:40
  whoever is m the
• 1:05:43
  bathroom enthusiast?
• 1:05:45
  >> Speaker A: Oh, bathroom enthusiasts,
• 1:05:47
  man. Well, to the bathroom enthusiasts,
• 1:05:51
  um,
• 1:05:54
  you're a small crowd, but
• 1:05:56
  keep troopers really?
• 1:05:59
  >> Speaker C: Yeah.
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  >> Speaker A: Because I can't think of something else that has to be
• 1:06:02
  more,
• 1:06:05
  I mean, weird to talk about,
• 1:06:08
  to be enthusiastic about. So I think there's
• 1:06:11
  some respect that is owed to
• 1:06:14
  those of you who are bathroom enthusiasts. So, well done. Keep doing what you
• 1:06:17
  love. Um, but,
• 1:06:19
  yeah, I think your show is great. I need to listen to more of it. I've
• 1:06:22
  enjoyed it. M I'm appreciative to
• 1:06:25
  get to see you do this. It's been fun.
• 1:06:27
  >> Speaker B: Yeah, I was pumped when you commented. I was like,
• 1:06:30
  oh, man, I saw.
• 1:06:32
  >> Speaker A: The episode with you and Aaron, and.
• 1:06:34
  >> Speaker B: I was like, it was a wild
• 1:06:36
  ride. Um, well, sweet. Well, I'm going to do
• 1:06:39
  what I call my dog is going to the bathroom in
• 1:06:42
  the backyard, and I'm watching, and it's awkward
• 1:06:45
  looking, um, and close the show.
• 1:06:48
  This has been another episode of privy. Thanks so much for joining
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  us, as always. Uh, go check out,
• 1:06:53
  um, under the influence and christian influence,
• 1:06:56
  as well as, uh, of Lauren legend. Uh,
• 1:06:59
  go check those out, and go check out the stuff
• 1:07:02
  that Jerry and his brother and friend are doing. It's good
• 1:07:05
  stuff. Um, you can send us an email.
• 1:07:07
  Privycast@gmail.com.
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  >> Speaker C: Episode.
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  >> Speaker B: Uh, suggestions, ideas, all those things. Tread
• 1:07:13
  lightly. Follow, uh, us on social media. We're at
• 1:07:15
  privycast. And now, as
• 1:07:18
  always, don't forget to flush.
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  Yes. Oh, got a
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  little splash on the backside, I think.