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SB Live! Beer, Jokes & Weirdos...Maybe Some NFL involved · Strikeout Beer

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  Speaker 1: What is going on everyone and we are live welcome
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  Speaker 1: to strike up here your least favorite podcast with your
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  Speaker 1: pals down in rapid dave i'm alan i'm bgd.
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  Speaker 2: Man what's up.
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  Speaker 1: Not much brother rent enjoying a a nice beer from
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  Speaker 1: our brother brother old school a little uh st louis
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  Speaker 1: beer uh this.
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  Speaker 2: Is buddy hoppy it's not he didn't bring us up
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  Speaker 2: here no.
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  Speaker 1: No It was in my St. Louis box, so... Oh, okay. Well,
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  Speaker 1: never mind. Yeah, that's from Lubbock. Oh, well. Old school
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  Speaker 1: gives a bunch of beers.
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  Speaker 2: Though, anyways.
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  Speaker 1: And we've enjoyed every one he's given us so far.
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  Speaker 1: How about that?
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  Speaker 2: I like beers. This thing just blew up all over
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  Speaker 2: the table, so.
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  Speaker 1: I got it in there, but it's... There's a lot of.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We're working ourselves... We're working it out. We're working through things. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: All right. We got the field goal there.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
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  Speaker 2: So Two Docs Brewing, Buddy Hoppy IPA, 7.1% alcohol by volume,
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  Speaker 2: that here in a second. Let me just give you
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  Speaker 2: a little rundown real quick. This is a bold rock
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. This is for craft brew followers with a
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  Speaker 2: mature palate that are not afraid to take chances.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing good, Jay. You know, I'm okay. It's the
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  Speaker 1: second game of the season, so I'm not going to
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  Speaker 1: get all upset. You don't get to play the Saints
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  Speaker 1: every week.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Look at that. You can
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  Speaker 2: smell the hop.
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  Speaker 1: You can smell the hop on this thing. And the
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  Speaker 1: game's not over yet. The game's not over.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right about that.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're not. No, I'm not. I'm fine. I'm fine.
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  Speaker 1: Everything's fine, okay? I've hit a couple little parlays. I'm okay,
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 2: Ooh, that's hoppy.
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  Speaker 1: The gambling helps.
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  Speaker 2: Hoppy. Hoppy as hell. Well, I think with a lot
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  Speaker 2: of NFC teams that, like, think they got a chance,
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  Speaker 2: you know, it is early in the season, but it's also, like,
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  Speaker 2: When they play other like NFC is just kind of
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  Speaker 2: soft these days. It's been soft for a while.
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  Speaker 1: We've got a couple of guys out on our offensive
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  Speaker 1: line right now. And that kind of shows with the
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  Speaker 1: way the offensive line has been playing today.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, you got to keep him protected. He can't
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  Speaker 2: function unless he's protected. Any type of pressure, boy, he
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  Speaker 2: folds like a water.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing, Jay. We're down by 17. We get
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  Speaker 1: the ball to start the second half.
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  Speaker 2: It's better than 20.
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  Speaker 1: We get a tutty there. We're only down by 10.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 1: We're fine. Everything is fine, okay?
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: Most likely the rest of the game. I know, right?
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  Speaker 2: That sucks.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not really worried about DJ Moore.
• 3:08
  Speaker 2: You know what sucks about that? Like I told you earlier,
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  Speaker 2: every time there's a prize-picked tacos thing or whatever they
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: want to call it, like a discount, that person gets
• 3:18
  Speaker 2: hurt every single effing time. But I get sucked in.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: I get sucked in every single time. Conor McGregor, he
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  Speaker 2: just had to, I don't know, make it two effing rounds.
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  Speaker 2: He went down and 13 seconds. And then.
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  Speaker 1: Not even mad.
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  Speaker 2: I'm impressed. Sam Darnold, after that.
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  Speaker 1: But he got his, though.
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  Speaker 2: He did, because he only had to go, like, one yard. Like,
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  Speaker 2: throw one yard. I'm like, okay, fine. And he damn
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  Speaker 2: near screwed that up anyhow. But... And then now we
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  Speaker 2: get DJ Warren. I'm like, I'm so effing tired of
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  Speaker 2: this mess. Because I already got the Gibbs. I'm already
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  Speaker 2: halfway through it, man. I'm like, yeah, I'm... I am...
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  Speaker 2: Jameer Gibbs, anytime touchdown every single week, just like I
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  Speaker 2: am with, uh, Derek Henry. Uh, I mean, there's a
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  Speaker 2: long list, so, but yeah, that just sucks.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh, I, I am one golf TD away from
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  Speaker 1: hitting another parlay. Like everything's fine. Everything's fine. And when
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  Speaker 1: we come back and win this game, I threw a
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  Speaker 1: dollar down to win like 20.
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  Speaker 2: So, yeah, cool.
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  Speaker 1: Um, I eat wall licorice. I don't even know what
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  Speaker 1: that is, Zachary. Don't even know what wall licorice is.
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  Speaker 2: Vegas loves the prize picks. Those taco picks never pay.
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  Speaker 2: I like tacos. They never effing pay. Yeah, Zachary, I
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  Speaker 2: don't know.
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  Speaker 1: This is a hazy looking.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, we still don't know what that is, man. We'll
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  Speaker 2: look it up. We'll Google it later. How about that? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's super hoppy. That beer is hoppy.
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  Speaker 1: It's not hazy. It sounds like it's American licorice, red, white,
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  Speaker 1: and blue.
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  Speaker 2: It's black. Oh, black. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: There are a couple little floaters in there.
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  Speaker 2: That's... Yeah. I'm going to pull this thing up now.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I got to pull it up. You
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  Speaker 2: pulling it up on the... It's a famous joke from
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  Speaker 2: animated series The Simpsons where the character Ralph Wiggum mistakes
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  Speaker 2: hazardous electrical wire inside of the wall for candy.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: A little Simpsons trivia there for you.
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  Speaker 1: Filled with orange hard stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Well, aren't we all?
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  Speaker 1: I mean... If it's orange, you got problems. I'm just saying.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe I had a bunch of Cheetos.
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  Speaker 2: That's life.
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  Speaker 1: That's life. Cheetos is life? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They always are. But yeah, no, this thing is super hoppy.
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: For the Strikeout Beer Fantasy League, if we're going to
• 5:41
  Speaker 2: talk about that real quick, I guess we can if
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: you want to. We got TJ texting us every 15
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  Speaker 2: seconds talking about fantasy. Well, let's take a look at
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  Speaker 2: the league. All right. We're going to go T to B. Actually,
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  Speaker 2: we're going to go B to T. Whiskey is 0-1-1
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  Speaker 2: with 210 points scored. I'm not going into details on that. OGSOB, Mike, Mike, Mike,
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  Speaker 2: he's 0-1-1, 233 points for. I got to have the details.
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  Speaker 2: Got to have them. 353 points scored against. Your old
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  Speaker 2: pal RD, number eight, 301 points put up, 369 points against.
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  Speaker 2: Number seven, Allen, 323 points against, 420 points. Excuse me.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on. 323 points for 420 points against Tony pepperoni. Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Dylan buzz me himself. Number six. Oh, and one 362
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  Speaker 2: points for 432 points against. Now we're getting to the will, uh, the,
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  Speaker 2: the winners column got Royal klutz, two 96, four, two 90,
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  Speaker 2: two 10 against 210, two 10 old school, 353 points
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  Speaker 2: for 233 points against my cousin. Oh, Bluegrass Holes, 369-4,
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  Speaker 2: 301 against. Then OJJJ, uncircumcised. Pennix, 424, 323 against. And
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  Speaker 2: then your pal, your favorite, Intra Girl Lizzie, 432 points for,
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  Speaker 2: 362 points against. She is in first place. That's week one.
• 7:16
  Speaker 2: There we go. Yeah, cool, man. No one cares, bro.
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  Speaker 1: Yep.
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  Speaker 2: That's cool. Yeah, no one gives a shit. Yeah, delete
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  Speaker 2: that stuff. So, TJ, just get in the live stream.
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: There you go. Bring him over. Anyway. What's going on, man?
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: Everything good?
• 7:43
  Speaker 1: You know what? I can't complain. Just another day in paradise.
• 7:48
  Speaker 1: Watching some foosball. recording some things, having some beers. I
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: don't know, man. It's been nice getting in the pool
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  Speaker 1: the last several days.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: Last weekend, I think. Well, it said the weather was
• 8:02
  Speaker 2: going to drop to like the 80s, but now I
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  Speaker 2: don't think that's going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: It was supposed to be like 79 on Sunday, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't think that's happening.
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  Speaker 2: I just pulled it up. So we're 101 a day,
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  Speaker 2: 97 tomorrow, 97 on Sunday, 93 possible rain on Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: 93 Monday, 88 on Tuesday, 84 on Wednesday, and 83
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  Speaker 2: on Thursday. Now, let me tell you this. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: right now, currently, the low is in the 60s. And
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  Speaker 2: the low on Thursday is 60. That'd be nice. Put
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  Speaker 2: it in my veins, brother. Put it in my veins.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I cannot wait. Cannot effing wait. Just bring on, you know,
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  Speaker 2: because I work, my boss lives in Boston. I got
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  Speaker 2: a couple of buddies that are up in there, too. Awesome.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And so. They're already talking about how it's just like
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  Speaker 2: absolutely gorgeous right now. Like a year ago, I was
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: actually out there like, you know, great trip. There's TJ.
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  Speaker 1: All right.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: It's Thursday night. Yeah. Because we're watching Thursday night football.
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  Speaker 2: Jackass. That guy.
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  Speaker 1: That guy.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, man, sticky, man. Everything's sticky. Oh yeah. I
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: beat Alan last week. Oh, Demo went off. Oh boy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Every week. Uh, he's a, he's a, he's a anytime
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  Speaker 2: touchdown guy.
• 9:26
  Speaker 1: Jay took Demo before I was going to draft him.
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  Speaker 1: He goes, this picks for you, Alan.
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  Speaker 2: I said to you, why'd you wait so long? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: he's already one out there.
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  Speaker 1: And no one's that long. I don't think it was
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  Speaker 1: really that long. Yeah.
• 9:37
  Speaker 2: No one's, uh, no one's getting in his way. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. No, you bet him every week. Jay anytime TV. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I do him Gibbs Bijan, uh, Henry, Henry Taylor.
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  Speaker 2: I like, I like stacking them too. Like I'll have
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  Speaker 2: one that's like, you know, this last week I was
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: sitting there watching and I was like, because you do
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  Speaker 2: prize picks, you got to do, that's how they get you, right?
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  Speaker 2: You can't just effing, you can't just do one. You
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  Speaker 2: got to make it a parlay. You have to make
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  Speaker 2: a parlay, which sucks, but.
• 10:07
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it depends on what you use. I've been
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: using DraftKings predictions. Yeah. And you don't have to.
• 10:14
  Speaker 2: That's cool.
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  Speaker 1: But you can bet on anything in that.
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: You make your identity, or you have to. prove who
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  Speaker 2: you are or where you're at or whatever. I got
• 10:21
  Speaker 2: an email from them about that. Like, Oh yeah, to
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: use this, you got to validate your idea. I go,
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: I've already done that. What are we talking about?
• 10:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't have to do anything special when I did it.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, I just went beep, boop, boop, boop.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you probably already done it though. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Sure.
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  Speaker 2: That's the way to go. Loki there. They are absolutely
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  Speaker 2: the way to go.
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: They are.
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  Speaker 2: That's why underdog and prize picks make so much money.
• 10:47
  Speaker 2: Because they make you do a parlay.
• 10:49
  Speaker 1: A bunch of parlays, yeah. Yep.
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  Speaker 2: Unless they give you the freebie.
• 10:53
  Speaker 1: Two-leg parlays are better. You get a little bit better
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  Speaker 1: odds on that. You got a better chance of hitting those.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: I like to, like, I'll sit here late at night,
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  Speaker 1: and when, like, baseball games kind of decided, I'll just
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  Speaker 1: parlay them all together and make a couple bucks on
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  Speaker 1: each one, right?
• 11:13
  Speaker 2: TJ, thank you for that like.
• 11:15
  Speaker 1: TJ coming in clean. But yeah, I'll parlay a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of them together and just I'll throw a few bucks
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  Speaker 1: down on it, make a couple bucks, you know, and
• 11:24
  Speaker 1: just you're just slowly building the bankroll. Right. That's the
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: way that I like to slowly build it up. Hit
• 11:32
  Speaker 1: a nice parlay last week. I can't remember which one
• 11:36
  Speaker 1: it was, but I hit you up on it.
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: They got one Republic rolling right now out there. I mean,
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: they had bare naked ladies kick this thing off.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: Did they? Yeah.
• 11:46
  Speaker 2: We were doing a review, so I didn't want to
• 11:49
  Speaker 2: talk about it. But yeah, I'm like, all right, so
• 11:51
  Speaker 2: now I've got one Republic.
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  Speaker 1: We were talking about bare naked ladies during part-time nerd earlier. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They do the Phineas and Ferb.
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: No, that's Bowling for Soup.
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  Speaker 1: Bowling for Soup. God damn it.
• 12:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you fucking.
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: Bowling for Soup. Same thing.
• 12:06
  Speaker 2: You're such an idiot.
• 12:08
  Speaker 1: I've had a few. I've had a few.
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: This guy, Johnny Tambourine, is coming down the street.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: Oh, man.
• 12:22
  Speaker 2: You bringing anything to the table tonight?
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: Just my sparkling personality. You had a bunch of stuff
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: that you wanted to talk about.
• 12:30
  Speaker 2: Who told you that?
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: You were when you were trying to make the title,
• 12:33
  Speaker 1: but you're like, I can't put any of that in
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  Speaker 1: a title.
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: Well... I mean, I can't put that in the title.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: First off, listen, the Rangers are like, uh, I meant
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: to pick up the, uh, pull up the, uh, AL
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: wildcard race. Let me do that real quick. Cause we're close, right?
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  Speaker 2: Like it's the standings are close.
• 12:57
  Speaker 1: There's 10 games left.
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  Speaker 2: I'll tell you this right now. I have not watched
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: a range of games since they switched. I was like,
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: fuck this shit. I'm out.
• 13:05
  Speaker 1: You've already paid for it.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: I know. I don't want to, I don't want to swap.
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: I don't want to go to another app. I don't,
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  Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm so heffing done. They are a game
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  Speaker 2: back behind the white socks right now. The red socks
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: are five games ahead and the Yankees are 11 games up.
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  Speaker 2: So they are a game back. So it is what
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  Speaker 2: it is. And so the Rangers actually have, is it the, they're,
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: they're winning against the red socks right now. They're here
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: in Texas. Now they're going to host the Blue Jays
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: for a couple games. And so they can win this one.
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: They're pretty much going against, like, Houston at this point,
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: I think. I'm not mistaken.
• 13:41
  Speaker 1: No, it's Houston.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But, yeah, let's get in. That's all I want
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: to do. Just let me in. Just let me in.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: Messing them up. They are always messing with your emotions.
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: They're out, and they're over the weekend, and somehow they're winning,
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  Speaker 2: and now they're back. I have not. I stopped doing
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: the Ranger Roundup. And I used to love that. I
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: used to love, I loved, loved doing it. Couldn't wait
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  Speaker 2: for it.
• 14:06
  Speaker 1: I know you did.
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  Speaker 2: And now I just don't do it. Like I don't
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: do anything to do with that anyway. So hopefully they
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: get in, love a little post-season baseball. October baseball is
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: the best. Can't wait for it to happen. Speaking of other,
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: you know, local sports teams, the Dallas stars. If you
• 14:24
  Speaker 2: want to go watch a preseason game, it's actually kicking
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: off like this weekend. Well, I take that back. Saturday
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: the 19th, it kicks off in St. Louis, but they
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: will be here against the Blues on the 21st. You're
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: going to watch them against the Wild on the 23rd.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: And then the season kicks off October 2nd. So I
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: love going to preseason games because you get really good seats.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: You get amazing seats.
• 14:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you can get real good seats for preseason.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: You're just there to chill and have fun anyway. So
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: just go on down to downtown Dallas, catch the green
• 14:56
  Speaker 2: line in, get off on the stop, raise a little
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: hell and go back, go back to the suburbs, man.
• 15:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. But if you take the, if you take
• 15:05
  Speaker 1: the train, you can't tailgate when you get there.
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: You can't just get there early. They don't prohibit you
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: by taking a case of beer on the fucking train.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: You can do that.
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: It's not even frowned upon. You're not drinking while you're on.
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: I mean, I've drank on the train before. I was like, no, no,
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: I'm just in a, you know, but no, you get
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: down there and you just in victory Plaza. How about
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: you mess with nothing? You can actually walk into a
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: parking garage and just start cranking them. You know what
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I mean, that's what we've done. We've tailgated every sport
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: here in DFW, right?
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: Outside of soccer.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: I've done soccer, though.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: We haven't gone to a soccer game together, but we've
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: gone to, we tailgated at a Mavs game. We tailgated
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: at a Rangers game, which, I mean, not Rangers. We
• 15:52
  Speaker 1: have Rangers, but Stars. And the looks we got when
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: we were sitting in the parking garage at the back
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: of the car slamming beers when people were walking by
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: was just disrespectful.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, y'all don't like to have a
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: good time? Eat a bag of dicks. Dude, I've gotten
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: on the TRE without buying tickets before. Yeah, they don't
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  Speaker 2: question people that look like me. They don't question people
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: that look like you.
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: But especially if you're doing it after a game when
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: it's packed, You have to buy a ticket out.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's no officer. Yeah. Yeah.
• 16:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: They're checking everybody on there. It's you're packing up the
• 16:28
  Speaker 1: butt after a game.
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: The TRE is nice as shit though. It's a legit train.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: TRE is nice.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Old school.
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: Good evening.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: Sorry. I'm late. Just got home.
• 16:37
  Speaker 2: I almost texted you earlier. I thought we might be
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: able to make it out this weekend. I really did.
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: Lizzie and I were talking about it. Um, just getting
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: floated and she's still, she's got some bullshit work to do.
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: So.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: I actually wanted to come out. I was like, fuck,
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: can we make it work? Like we'll go, we'll roll
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: out there. We'll go to Sunday night football. We'll go
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: play some golf on Monday, but yeah, I don't know, man.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Hopefully maybe in later October, maybe November. And if not,
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: I'll see you in Vegas about that. Love you. And
• 17:05
  Speaker 2: I hate, I hate that. I can't go. I want to,
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: I want to come up there and hang out. I
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: got to go to bar North bar South.
• 17:10
  Speaker 1: So TJ has got a very important question for you.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: Have you ever tailgated while wearing a lampshade for a hat?
• 17:19
  Speaker 1: With your dong swinging freely. No.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: I haven't done the first part. I haven't done the
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: second part either.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: I've done the second part, just not the first part.
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I was dong swinging earlier. Yeah. But, yeah. It's
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: all good. Yeah, dude.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: I hate.
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: Old school, I'll tell you what. I hate it. I
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: hate it. You know, BS and, you know, bullshit's got
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: me down is how it is. So, yeah. Can't wait
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: to see you again. Can't wait to see you again.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: All right, Alan.
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: You want a little funny joke? I got a joke.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: I do. I do like jokes. What do you got?
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: Are you listening? Are we ready? This is not my joke.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: I did not make this joke. I didn't think about
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: this joke. I didn't curate this joke. I just wanted
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: to give you a little something. What gets easier to
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: pick up the heavier it gets? You might actually know
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: the answer to this joke.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: Your mother. That's a Women.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: I'm not wrong.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: I don't even know which one it is. That's my
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: favorite line. And this week's dad joke is brought to
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: you by JB carts. Check them out on Facebook and
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Instagram and at JB carts.com. There you go. Yeah, that is,
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: that's a, yeah, it's funny. I heard, I'm just going
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: to start bringing one to the table every week. It
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: might be offensive. It might not be offensive, but you know.
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: I mean, how is that offensive?
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: I didn't see anything wrong with it. I mean, other than, uh, nah,
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to say it anyways.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: So you just said they get easier to pick up.
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Yeah. Yeah.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: So NFL week, I, uh, roadhouse. Are we, are we still,
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: are we still them boys? Cowboys. They're still going to
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: the super bowl here.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Well, they just got curbstom by the, uh, the giant.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: I'll tell you what's funny. do you see the post
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: game interview where they're talking to CD lamb and they're like, Hey,
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: what's it, is it, is it gotta be frustrating to
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: go through a game and through the second half, you
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: only had the, the football twice. He was like, we, we,
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: we only had the football twice. Like he had no idea.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that means not keeping count.
• 19:37
  Speaker 1: So, I mean, come on, you gotta realize that, Hey man, we're,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: we're not on the field like at all.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: I think you overestimate their intelligence. And awareness. They run
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: routes and catch a ball for a living, dude.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: It's got to be better than that.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's really not.
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Jay said you're damn right. We still them boys. Yeah.
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: I thought he was talking about the women. Oh, real quick.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I don't mean to get emotional or anything like this.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: You want to cheers one up?
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: Hey, Jay. Little RIP. Sorry to hear about your fan,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: about your cuz. Cheers, mazel mazel. This one's for him.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: I hate it, brother. I hate it. I hate it.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: I hate it seeing it. Cheers, bud. Cheers. Sucks, man.
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: It sucks. That's life, man. Life gets you sometimes.
• 20:32
  Speaker 1: Yep. It does. It does.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Pain, pain, pain.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: On a side note, Jay's other cousin i go i
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: was at her store.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Not uh last week she's got a retail store.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah well she does like uh she buys like amazon
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: palettes and things like that or oh that's cool stock
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: stuff and.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: Things yeah yeah yeah i've seen that yeah yeah that's
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: cool yeah no problem man i saw and i.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: I hate to hear it uh i was gonna reach
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: out to you and i just i just hadn't yet
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: and then already mentioned it earlier and i was like
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: yeah we got to give him a shout out tonight
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I don't even.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: Know what to say. Like when you see stuff like that,
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: you're like, like, you just almost speechless. And that's the problem.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It's like, I'm sorry. All
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: you can do is like, I'm sorry for your loss.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: And that's all you can do. It's like everything else
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: is like, I mean, it just, it sucks, man. Life sucks.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Sometimes it's hard. Life's hard, you know?
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: So, but yeah. I, uh, life's a bitch and then
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: you marry one. I'm just saying, that's, that's what, that's
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: what people say. Yeah.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: But all I can say is, you know, hope you
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: and your fam is doing good and hanging in there.
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: Sorry for your loss, but sorry.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: If you want to go get a beer holler. How
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: about that? Yeah, I can do that.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. There you go.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: I can do that. I'm knocking back an easy drinking
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: beer right now from founders. It's easy drinking beer is, is, uh,
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: Great beer for thirsty people.
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: That's what's so tough, man. I'll be honest with you.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: He's only 21. So much like, it's like when they
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: die young like that, that's the worst.
• 22:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: It's like, you know, at least let them suffer a
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: little bit longer. You know what I mean? Like just
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: go through life a little bit longer.
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: He barely had time to hate life.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, my brother was, uh, my brother was 30
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: years old when he passed and I was like, Jesus Christ.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: And he was just, he was just a pup, you know,
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: he had kids of his own.
• 22:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: It just, it's tough to deal with. It really is.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I've had cousins. I've had several cousins actually pass away
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: from like the age of like four or five up
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: to 20 to up to 30. Um, one of my
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: younger cousins passed away probably two or three years ago.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: And it was just like the saddest shit ever. Like the,
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: hearing the story is just insane. So yeah. Old school.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: His bro was 33. Yeah. Yeah.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: We talked about that when he was here. Well, yeah,
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: it's just, yeah. It sucks, man.
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: It does. It's not fun.
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: It stings, and it's going to sting forever. It always does.
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: It hasn't gone away in six years for me.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Peezy was young when he passed away here recently. Yeah,
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: we lost Peezy.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: We lost Peezy like two weeks ago, and he was
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: like 41.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: TJ's bro was 22 when he passed. Damn.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Jesus, this turned into a therapy session all of a sudden. Damn.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Everybody grab a beer. Lions just scored a tutty. Amon
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: Ross St. Brown. There we go. We're back in this.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: There you go. I'm sure Lizzie's happy. She's like, I
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: got golf. Are you going to play golf tonight? She goes,
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, maybe. I don't know. Eventually it'll go to
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: a soft defense. They're not going to just beat the
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: ass out of them all night.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Jay, you ain't bringing the room down. You got to
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: talk about this stuff, right?
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Just like everybody tells Ellen Page... Like, you know, you're
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: a guy now stuff it down and be a man.
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: Well, Jameson William getting catches. God, I hope so. Old school.
• 24:08
  Speaker 1: I got him in a few leagues and he needs
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: to do something. Uh, that's golf. Second TV of the night,
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: which means I hit my parlay for Josh Allen and, uh,
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: Jared golf over one and a half tutties. We're feeling good.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Feeling good. Feeling good.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: You always got to talk about that stuff, to be
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: honest with you. When it happens, it's like, you do,
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: you know, there's a, it's like I said, it's been
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: six years for me. And I'm like, it's coming up
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: anniversary in two months from like, eh, about a month
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: and a half month and three or two weeks. Yeah, no,
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: it's shit stings, man. It's there, you know, you get
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: older and they're, you know, they're not here. He's like, yeah, no, man,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: we'd all just be like that. Yeah.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: It wasn't nice little parlay dub there, Jay. Nice little parlay. Yup.
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Good. Good. You still post stuff on, uh, i'll.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Post something for this weekend you know i hit up
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: jay on sunday i was like hey here's let me
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: he's like hey let's see what we do with these
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: parlays i've pulled one together just for him i asked
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: chad gpt for one was like hey give me one
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: for today sent it to just jay um i don't
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: think we hit saquon screwed us this weekend by not
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: getting a tutty.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah um i've been going with just like the solid
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: performers right i like i.
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: Know Saquon's one of those though, you would think, right?
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: I just, I stayed away from Lizzie being in the house.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: How are you doing?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: How are we doing?
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: But I've got some solid ones that don't, they don't exclude,
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: they don't include CMC or Saquon. So I've got, I
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: got Jameer Gibbs. I've got Derrick Henry, Jonathan Taylor. Okay. Uh, yeah. Demo.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: And then I can't remember the last one, but yeah,
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I've got five and I'll, I'll mix them up and
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: mix them around and, and kind of just kind of,
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: you know, spread that love.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: And James Cook was the other one.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I can't, I'm not saying I can't rely
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: on James Cook. I'm just saying he's part of the
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: bills and, and on the goal line, guess who's getting
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: the end zone.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Josh Allen.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Josh Allen. So, but yeah, I just, but those are
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: my guys. That's who I pick for not only just,
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: you know, like solo anytime to score a touchdown. I
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: mix them together. Cause I, I do prize picks or whatever.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: And so I'll have both of them going. So like when,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I mean, hell, I, I hit the, I hit like
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: six of them by 1230 last week. You know what
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: I mean? It's just one of those wild things. And
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: then of course they gave me like a, that half
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: yard for Sam Donald. And so when that happened, I
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: had every one of them and it just went crazy.
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: Old school. So I remember the good bonding times. Once
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: we went fishing, had a real good day at the pond,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: catching fish. Also, we worked together. a lot. So anytime
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: at work, he's with me. There you go.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: There you go. Hey, I mean, it gets like that, man.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: It really does.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: And that's what you gotta do. You gotta remember the
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: good times. Um, remember the fun you guys had together and, uh,
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: just kind of dwell on that. Now you dwell. You
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: don't want to dwell on that, but those are the
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: things you want to remember.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: Good times. Um, and just know, you know, one day
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: you'll be reunited. How about that? How about that?
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Ugh, yeah. It's rough, boys. I'll tell you. It's rough.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: But just celebrate what they had and what they did
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: for you and your life and how they were loved. Yeah,
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: that's what you got to do. It really is.
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: Talk about it for a minute, then be a man
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: and push your feelings down.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: Just stuff it down. Just stuff it down.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: Beer helps push it down.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Bartlett and Stafford screwed me over week one. Another bad
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: game from Stafford. He gets replaced with Geno Smith.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you right now. I'm almost in panic mode.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: I let week one go, man. Week one is gone.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: But if I get one more goddamn week from being
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: like that, I'm out of here. I am so out.
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: Just chill. Just relax.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I got to talk you off the ledge every year.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Actually, this year, I don't really care. I kind of
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: don't care. So what's working is like, so Lizzie and
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: I just have a lot of beers. We've been just
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: doing whatever we want to do. And yeah, we were
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: watching football and like all of a sudden we're in
• 28:20
  Speaker 2: the hot tub. It's like Sunday night at like midnight.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I got my, my cool, like seventies, uh, Jesse Jim
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: stone shades on and shit like that. I'm just kind
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: of like sitting back, you know, watching a little bit
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: of this, a little bit of that. We're watching crazy
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: ass old ladies movies and whatnot. But yeah, I, we
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: watch it, but it's kind of the betting and survival
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: league that we're kind of paying attention to. Like regular,
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: like this week I lost every, every fantasy game I had.
• 28:45
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, cool.
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: And I don't give a shit. And I was like,
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to start changing my team
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: name to, I'm just going to start randomly just changing
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: it and just stupid shit. I don't know.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: So stuff away down there. It hurts. And I love you.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: I don't even want to win, man. A little Talladega
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: nicer stuff. Lizzie had a pretty good week. Good first week.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, she's doing good.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: TJ, just tell me what beer you want so I
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: can go ahead and buy it for when I lose.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: Do we have an ongoing bet with him with beer?
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: Cause we used to do that with draft Kings. That's
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: how we all like you.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: And I got you in the craft beer.
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: That was fun. Like it was a lot of fun.
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Cause we were doing draft King or not drive Kings.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: It was a fan duel back in the day. I
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: think it was. And so the cool, the cool thing
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: was Alan, I would join the same tournament and we
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: get in whoever scored the highest.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I did them both on yours. I didn't even have
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: an account. Really?
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I did not have an account. So you would create,
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: you would create a lineup. You would have, you would
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: set two lineups in the same league and you would
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: create one. And I would create one and whichever's one, uh,
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: the loser brought a six pack, the softball split. Yeah.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: So even when you lose, you win. And we always did.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: You had to bring something different every week. You couldn't
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: bring Bud Light Coors Light or anything like that. Cause
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: we had all that. It was, you had to go
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: and grab something crap beer wise. And that's when, that's
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: when you started drinking crap beers and really started getting
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: into them. Yeah. I thought the loser of SB league
• 30:26
  Speaker 1: bought a case of beer.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: No, Oh, there's no money involved. If you want to
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: bring a case of beer over to the house, we
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: can do that, too. That's fine. Yeah. We need you
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: to come over anyways. One of these wild weekends. And
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: we got to do a remote tequila show.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: Tequila's on the table. Yeah.
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, dude, that sounds fun.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: It was a blast.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, you got to drink three craft beers every
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: single week. Some weeks you had to pay for it.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Some weeks you didn't.
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, and honestly, like when you lost, you kind
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: of won because you picked the crack beer. Yeah. It
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: was a buddy.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: So, yeah, I just got to stop at that market
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: street over there in Louisville on 121. That's exactly where
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: I went.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, bro. We'll all have a good time. Yeah.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Just come on over, man. Jesus. I'm going to probably,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: you know, what's his name? The boner wants to come over.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: You know, I saw Gil last night. He wants to
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: come over too. I'm like, yeah, Thursdays is the night now.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: So if you guys want to come over and have
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: a couple of drinks and it does depend on like
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: what night, like how the month is going for me,
• 31:37
  Speaker 2: because I, if I had to go in the office
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: or if I'm here, then that's, you know, if I'm here,
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: that's fine. The next day, like I don't want to
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: spend my Friday here, but, uh, man, just Josh, I
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: was just tearing this team up anyway. So we don't,
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: we got to get you guys over the house. We'll
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: hang out. It's getting a little bit cooler outside. Hopefully
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: it'll be cooler outside. And so fire cigars, a couple
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: of cold ones. Enjoy ourselves. We'll talk a little fantasy.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: You know, we're going to get y'all's live reaction to
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: the cowboy game, stuff like that. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. Always,
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: always fun. Like, why not?
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, we just chilling, bro. Chilling, chilling. What's up, bud?
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: What's up?
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Just watching.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah. All right. That's okay.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Watching, watching.
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: I'm waiting on my invite. I'm off Fridays.
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: I just said it. I just told TJ. I mean,
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: it might be one of those things. I'm going to
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: have to bring a round table in this room because
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: we got that, that square table. I told Lizzie, I go,
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: that's what I want for this room is a square table,
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: but I don't want to move like my little workstation.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: Cause I like, I sit right there. I've been sitting
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: there for, I don't know how many years. And I
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: look at both TVs, and it's just real comfortable for me.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: But I think we need a round table.
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: I mean, if you had a round table, you could
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: still sit where you're sitting and see the TVs.
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I got to get a round table. I
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: bought a conference table, like an Ikea conference table for
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: this thing.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's a nice table. It's got the surge
• 33:12
  Speaker 1: protector spot in the middle.
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: It's very sturdy. It's sturdy.
• 33:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Or you know what? Maybe we'll just come over to
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: your house. We can just do it at your house.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: There is not room here. There is not. My office
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: is a disaster.
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: We'll do it outside. Let's just go outside.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I don't have the futon anymore. Let's go outside. You know,
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: it's just, there's, there's, there's, there's no, there's no room here.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Outside is fine. I'll just go outside. No, no, no. Yeah.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Have a nice little, I just invite everybody over and just,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: we're sitting there just bullshitting and having fun. There you go. Yeah.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, we just have a good time. I mean, hell,
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: Jay's off on Fridays.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: So that's what he said.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: So I got a question for you. All right. Let
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: me see if I can find the picture real quick.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: So I had to screenshot this shit and I kind
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: of already know how I feel about this. And let
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: me scroll past all these aspects. Okay.
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: All right. There's so many aspects of my phone. That's
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: all I do these days.
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: I mean, nothing wrong with that.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: No, not at all. I'm an old man. All right.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: You get to eat free at only one place forever.
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: The rest of your life.
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: Breakfast, lunch, and dinner, you're eating at the same place.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 34:28
  Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on. You get to eat free there
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: or you have to eat there?
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: You have to eat there. I don't know about free.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: If you want to be free, that's fine.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: I can't afford it if I have to eat there breakfast, lunch,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: and dinner, so I'm out. I'm just going to starve
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: to death. I eat there for free, but I have
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: to eat there.
• 34:45
  Speaker 2: There you go. There's I don't know. Nine or ten options?
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on here. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Yeah, yeah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: You got ten options. Ten options. Are you ready?
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: All right. Hold on. Hold on. I want to be
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: prepared for this.
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, write it down.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. I got my little giant post-it
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: note here.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: And anybody in the chat, if you guys are talking
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: about this or you want to get involved, let us
• 35:12
  Speaker 2: know as well. Because there's really only like three options here.
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: Well, there's ten.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: There is. But no one's going for like six out
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: of these ten.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: Ready?
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Don't tell me what to do.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: Do our own. Okay. Texas Roadhouse. Okay. All right.
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: So you're not getting breakfast if you do Texas Roadhouse.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: You're never getting breakfast. No.
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe they can put an egg on something.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I'm not looking at that, TJ. All right. Next is TJ.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Quit texting me to Olive Garden. Okay.
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: Again, you're not getting breakfast.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: You're not getting breakfast. Okay. Third red lobster.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: Not getting breakfast.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yep.
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: I'm noticing a theme here. No, no, no.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: It's coming around. It's coming around. Number four, Chick-fil-A.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I know Sundays.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: You got to order them forward. Just kind of stack
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: that shit up, man. You know what I mean?
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: You can, you just got to order ahead. Like a
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: normal person. Uh, number five, five guys.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: Not getting breakfast again. Okay.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Number six, Taco Bell.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: Certain locations you get breakfast.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, absolutely. You're going to like this one, though. Okay.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Number seven, IHOP.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Open 24 hours a day.
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: Get anything you want.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Anything you want at any time.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: Exactly. Number eight, Cracker Barrel. Same thing.
• 36:45
  Speaker 1: Not getting breakfast. No, you get breakfast. You get all meals.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: You get plain Jane shit anytime you want over there.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: You got some nice little biscuits.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Number nine. I don't know why this is in here.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: Jersey Mike's. Okay. Fucking sandwiches. All right. And then last
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: but not least, Raising Kings. Which they have two options
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: on the menu. Chicken tenders or chicken tenders on a bun.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Right. They've got the sandwich there.
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: And so as you look at this, I was sitting
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: there thinking about this the other day too. I'm like
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: looking at it. I love Texas roadhouse. I can eat
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: steak and you know, whatever. I'm sure they have eggs
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: there somewhere. Give me steak and eggs in the morning.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you a little chicken fried chicken, chicken fried
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: chicken in the afternoon.
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: They open up until like 11. Yeah.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: The other place, Olive Garden. It's Italian food the whole time.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: I'm just, I love their breadsticks. I love their salad.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: I love everything else about them, but I just can't,
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: there's no breakfast food, right?
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: No.
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: I can't eat pasta all day and all night. Red lobster,
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I don't eat seafood.
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: Don't threaten me with a good time.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: I don't like seafood.
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: TJ said, give me some place with liquor. So, fun fact,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: there's an IHOP over here. That's an IHOP slash Applebee's.
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: That's the new thing.
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: And it has a bar in it. It's got an
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: actual bar.
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: Number four, if you like fast food, you like Chick-fil-A,
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: I love Chick-fil-A. But it's all chicken. You know what
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: I mean? Well, you get some sausage in the morning,
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: I guess, or whatever. You can get bacon, egg, and cheese. Yeah,
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: bacon and some of that.
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: You don't have to get chicken for breakfast.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I like the salads. I like the chicken. I
• 38:35
  Speaker 2: like grilled nugs.
• 38:36
  Speaker 1: Right now, they got the waffle sandwich. It's a chicken
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: sandwich with the waffle.
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: Chicken and waffle.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty good. I hop slash beers. I'm all
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: in on that. Yeah. Jay, it's over there off of, um.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: The bees, not the beers, bees, bees, Applebee's.
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 38:54
  Speaker 2: You said beers.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah. But, but we know why he wants the bees.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, he wants the, he wants the apps. He wants to,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: you know, give me some, uh, chicken nuggies. You know
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: He wants, he wants $ 1 margaritas.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: I'm telling you those dollar readers, man, they hit hard
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: and they hit hard. And all of a sudden you're
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: in the parking lot, throwing up in the shrubs. Wondering what,
• 39:14
  Speaker 2: why am I on a Tuesday? um five guys i
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: don't know about that one burgers i'm kind of out
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: dogs yeah they can do dogs and do they do
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: dogs there yeah.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: They do they do okay grilled cheese you can get
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: grilled cheese.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, man. Number six, Taco Bell.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: I mean, Taco Bell ain't bad.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: The full menu, man. I'm in on that one. I'm
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: in on that one over at IM5, guys.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You also have the breakfast option there, right? Yeah,
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: of course. Three meals. Three meals. Dude, when they had
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: the dollar PBRs. Dude, Jay.
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: I lost my shit when they were like, and when
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: they gave me that bill that night. They're like, here
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: you go. It's $ 8. $ 8 for like seven people? Holy shit.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: I'll pay now. I'm going to pay now, or we're
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: going to run it back. Okay?
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: We went there after we did a live show out
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: of pastime, and we went with the Applebee's. And it
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: was half price appetizers and like dollar PBRs. And we
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: just went to town.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it cost me $ 18. Number seven, the IHOP. That's
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: full meals all the time, buddy.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: I think IHOP wins for me. They're open 24 hours.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: There's one other option. There's one other option I think
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: that might capture you. But I know you love that
• 40:40
  Speaker 2: 24-hour thing.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: The 24-hour is big, but it's also a full menu.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: He's running it in. Yeah, he's going to run it in.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: What's that country store? Cracker Barrel.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: I don't mind Cracker Barrel. Their biscuits and gravy is
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: pretty good. They've got breakfast, lunch, dinner. They've got it all.
• 41:01
  Speaker 1: A little country fried steak, chicken fried steak. They've got
• 41:06
  Speaker 1: the full menu.
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: I like.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Give me the IHOP. Hold on.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Those other two we're going to hold on to. Jersey Mike's,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: we're not doing Jersey Mike's. I'll have a sandwich every
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: so often.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: I don't want a wet sandwich.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Last one is Raising Cane's. No breakfast. It's chicken tenders
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: the rest of your life.
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: I like Raising Cane's.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I like them too.
• 41:39
  Speaker 1: It's a favorite of the kiddo. When we went to...
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: We went to Louisiana, to Baton Rouge, for the kiddo
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: to go to the LSU softball camp. There in Baton
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: Rouge is the first ever Raising Cane's.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: Oh, nice.
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: So I went to the OG location.
• 42:01
  Speaker 2: OG?
• 42:01
  Speaker 1: Okay. OG is the very first location.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: So what I'm getting here is that it's going to
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: be between IHOP and the Old Country Store.
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: Yes, because I get all meals.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: So what are we doing? What are we doing? What
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: are we picking?
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: It's IHOP. And it wins because of the 24-hour option.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: And it's strictly because this is all I'm allowed to eat.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: I think I'm in. I'm in on IHOP as well.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Because you know what? I like all the options.
• 42:35
  Speaker 1: I try not to eat late. And I very rarely
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: eat late. But every once in a while, life throws
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: you with a curveball. And you got to eat late.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: But it's not even just that. But it's like on weekends,
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: I typically eat breakfast pretty early. Yeah. And I'm not
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: going to get to eat that early breakfast at Crackle Barrel.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: So I'm in with you on the IHOP. I'm going
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: to phone a friend real quick. I just want to
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: see what's going on. Can you hear that?
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: I can hear it. Okay.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: Hello?
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Hello, how you doing? This is Alan and Ardy.
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: Hello, Alan and Ardy.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Hi, Lizzie. How you doing?
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: I'm fantastic. I'm watching football and watching golf give me
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: no points.
• 43:27
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: He's got two tutties.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: He scored two touchdowns. What are you talking about?
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: But in survival, that's not a lot.
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We've got a question for you. You can eat
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: free at only one place forever.
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: No. This is all you get to eat for the
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: rest of your life.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: You can eat free at one place forever. That's what
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: we did. That's all you get to eat.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: You don't get to eat anything else but this place.
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: We've got it narrowed down to two places. I already
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: know what you're going to pick. I'll just go ahead
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: and run through it real quick. Texas Roadhouse, Olive Garden,
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: Red Lobster, Chick-fil-A, Five Guys, Taco Bell, IHOP, The Country Store,
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: Jersey Mike's, and Raising Cane's. The two things we have
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: left here is IHOP and Cracker Barrel. You can eat
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: free at only one place forever. What are you picking?
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: I think it's probably going to be IHOP.
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: Oh, she went away from it. Dude, she loves Cracker Barrel.
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: Loves it.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: I do love Cracker Barrel, but I only really like
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: two things. Everything else, I don't like.
• 44:46
  Speaker 2: This whole place sucks. That's why.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: But at IHOP, IHOP, I love their pancakes, and I
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: like their club sandwiches. Those used to be really good
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: when we would go there at 2 in the morning
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: and grab them after a night out or whatever. So
• 45:02
  Speaker 3: there's options, you know. And, of course, their pancakes are
• 45:06
  Speaker 3: really good. But if you were to ask me if
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: I was going to eat free breakfast for the rest
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: of my life, where would it be? It would be
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: Crackle Barrel because I would just eat pancakes.
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: Breakfast, yeah, yeah. So we're all going IHOP here. Are
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: we all going IHOP?
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: We're all going IHOP. And, Lizzie, before you go, Mr.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: T.J.
• 45:26
  Speaker 1: Burton says, Lizzie. You know, he's just saying hi. What's up, buddy?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: And then Jay says, hi, Lizzie. First time, long time.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: Hi, Jay.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: You guys are so funny.
• 45:42
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: Well, you guys are very entertaining. So for a long
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: time listener, second time caller.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: All right. All right.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: We called you.
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: I love you. Bye.
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: Bye. All right.
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: There you go. So there it is. I think.
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: Oh, there goes the song God.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Like for real. I think it's going to be. If
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: you had to think about it, you get that list.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I think Ahab's going to be the great choice there.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: It's got a more diverse menu.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Shut up, old school.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: She sounds real nice.
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: Give me your wife's number real quick. I'm going to
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: text her that comment. All right. We're going to catch.
• 46:23
  Speaker 2: We got to go for a second. Just a quick second.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: And we'll be back really, really quick. I'm trying to
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: find the damn thing. Oh, he's back already? Okay.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: The fridge is right there. I'm pretty sure this has
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: to be from last year because the other ones are
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: out in the fridge. I'm drinking from Angry Orchard Berry Bewitched.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Nice. I just saw them in the fridge as well.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Best Buy January of 2026. There you go.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: So you get the old ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, good, good.
• 46:57
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't say Best Buy. It's just got a
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: date on it. Yeah.
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: So there you go. That's what I got for the, the,
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: that crazy ass that you can only eat one place.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know, man. Um, yeah, I'll be right back.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: You're going to handle it. You want me to hit the,
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: throw it to commercial, whatever you want to do.
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: I can handle it or you can throw it to commercial.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: Sounds good.
• 47:19
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• 47:36
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• 47:40
  Speaker 1: We post the long-form reviews over on Facebook and YouTube.
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: If you don't follow us on YouTube, drop a like
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: over on YouTube. Trying to grow that page a little bit. Tomorrow, tomorrow,
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: this Friday, tomorrow, we are dropping 6 p.m. Central Standard Time.
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: We're dropping our revisit of the 80s classic Short Circuit.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: That's right. We watched Short Circuit, checked it out again,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: and get our up-to-date thoughts on that. And this Saturday,
• 48:15
  Speaker 1: we do Saturday morning cartoons, 9 a.m. Central Standard Time
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: when those reviews drop. We're doing the OG DuckTales series.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: So check that out. Next Monday, we've got our Roadhouse
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: review dropping. Uh, next Wednesday, we got, I know what
• 48:31
  Speaker 1: you did last summer, the OG, one of that, and
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: then still working on what we got for next Friday.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: But yeah, on the main stage, the part-time nerd, Alan
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: long dong Davis. Boom. But yeah, no, we got a
• 48:47
  Speaker 1: roadhouse one coming up on Monday. Looking forward to that.
• 48:50
  Speaker 1: We recorded, uh, Friday the 13th. That will drop here
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: in a couple of weeks, but yeah, go check out
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: part-time nerd. Just us talking video game or, There is
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: some video game content coming out on that, but also
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: like it's mostly movies. Dude, I have gotten an insane
• 49:08
  Speaker 1: amount of spam risk calls here. Yeah. I'm pretty sure
• 49:13
  Speaker 1: it's illegal after at this time of night.
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: Well, if it's spam, they're coming from overseas. They don't
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: abide by the SEC rules.
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live, Sunday morning picks. Saturday Night Live should
• 49:27
  Speaker 1: be back this week. I fell asleep last week. Was
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: out at the ball field for 13 hours, came home,
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: laid down for five minutes, and the next thing I knew,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: it was way late, or way early, I guess.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm kind of done. I'm just done with it. Yeah,
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: I'm going to take care of it. We don't do
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: SB Fantasy Football no more. You're done? Yeah, he wants
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: to do a Saturday Night Live, yeah. Waiting on it,
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: waiting on it. Good information. He stays up late, too.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Gives you guys and gals the deep picks. Go super deep. Yeah.
• 50:04
  Speaker 1: Man, what else you got? Anything else over there?
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, I got a couple more. I was just
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: saying that. So there's, uh, I noticed that cause I
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: have to go in the office. So I get a
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: little bit more interaction than, uh, like people work interaction sucks.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: And so everybody's pissed about everything. So I was like,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: there's two kinds of people in this world. This one,
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: I noticed this while I was walking around the neighborhood
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: the other day, there's two kinds of people in the world.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: One who lets the electrician and plumbers. do their job
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: and the other ones that just stand right behind them
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: while they do it. Oh, I want, are you a
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: guy that sits there and watches or do you just like,
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: I gotta go. I got shit to do.
• 50:51
  Speaker 1: Hey man, shit's all retarded. It's up here. My office
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: is back there. Let me know if you need me.
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: Last time I had to have a guy come over for, um,
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: is the last time the AC overheated. Like it was like,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: it was one of those times it was like 110
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: for like a week. Right.
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah. You guys were having some issues.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So that day, well, the day I got
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: the call, cause all you can do is like, you
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: got to react. So I went and bought like two
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: window units, ordered a third one. Right. And so I,
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: I smacked those thing in.
• 51:24
  Speaker 1: I went to that time. It was just too damn hot.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It was just too hot. And so it was
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: on a softball day. I was like, I'm going to
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: slap these window units in. We're going to move on.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: I'm going to put some, uh, pvc piping it's uh
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: the windows too so no one can lift it up
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: you know shit like that he's like yeah no i'll
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: take care of it right now so i took care
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: of it uh immediately and then we had the the
• 51:48
  Speaker 2: guy come out yeah come on out and he's coming
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: in the house other guys out there on the thing
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: so two guys oh yeah i'm in here man if
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: you need something i'm like i'm sitting in here y'all
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: do y'all's thing i don't give a shit what's going
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: on and he's like yeah no it's like dude it's
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: i know it's hot we hit y'all up because my
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: wife's like hey it's good it's hot as shit in
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: the house i'm like yeah So I kind of don't care.
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: I know what's going on and I've kind of already
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: fixed the problem too. I put two window units in
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: his house.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah. It's just fucking hot. That's all there is to it.
• 52:17
  Speaker 1: Shit's working good. It's just hot.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And so went through that, but yeah, I'm a
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: guy that's like, Hey man, plumbers come over the house. Other,
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: you know, if I got anything else going on, I'm like, Hey,
• 52:29
  Speaker 2: I'm in this room right here. Come get me. If
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: you need me, come in and out, come in and
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: out of the house freely. If you have to, I
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: do not care.
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Do what you got to do. You can do one
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: of two things. I'm back here. This is where I am.
• 52:43
  Speaker 1: Or text me and I'll come out to you.
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: There you go. If you don't feel comfortable, walk through
• 52:48
  Speaker 2: the house.
• 52:48
  Speaker 1: Doesn't matter. Let me know. Hey, if you need something
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: to drink, I got you.
• 52:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got some cold beers in the fridge.
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: I got some cold drinks, you know, whatever you need.
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: But no, look, they show up. Here's what's going on.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: Here's kind of what I've figured out.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe that's right. Maybe it's not. You do your thing.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: Let me know when you need me. Yeah.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: See ya. See ya.
• 53:16
  Speaker 1: Hey, you got to go up in the attic. Just
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: heads up. There's no light up there. I got this
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: big spotlight here if you want to use it. If not,
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: if you got your stuff you want to use, use that.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: I don't care. No, I'm not. If I knew what
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: I was doing, I'd take care.
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: Of it myself. Oh no, I just, I want them
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: to know, you know, you got free range. Just go,
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: just go, just go. Uh, but yeah, no, I was
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: walking around the neighborhood and I saw this guy out there,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: this plumber that was in the front yard, dicking with something.
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: And the, the owner's just like, and they're like right
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: behind him. Just kind of like, just, I mean, just watching.
• 53:54
  Speaker 2: I'm like, maybe that was warranted. I don't know, but
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: I'm like, just let the guy do it. Just let
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: the guy do it. But maybe he wants to know
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: what's going on. Maybe that's, Maybe that's his thing. He's
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: a little bit older fella. A little bit older.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: So I will say when they were, when I had
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: the leak underneath the house and they were digging the hole, right. Um,
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: I'd come out every once in a while. Um, and
• 54:21
  Speaker 1: just be like, Hey guys, you guys good. And just
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: check on them.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Uh, cause they were out there for, they were out
• 54:27
  Speaker 1: there for a while. Um, I would do that. uh,
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Detroit can shoot themselves in the foot with these flags.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So many flags.
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 54:37
  Speaker 2: This guy with the field. Uh, I asked him if
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: they want a beer, tell them where the bathroom is
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: and leave them alone. Hey, I don't tell him where
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: the bathroom is. We ain't, we ain't doing that shit here,
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: but I do tip like, uh, the garbage guys, if
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: they come by and pick up a bunch of shit, like, uh,
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: an old fridge or a water tank or something like that.
• 54:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: Lizzie will go outside and give him a six pack
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: of beer.
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if I've got a ton out there, which I
• 55:02
  Speaker 1: have a few times, but yeah. Now, this is at
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: spam risk again.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Answer it. Let's put it on the horn.
• 55:11
  Speaker 1: I don't have that ability to hook it up here.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: I don't get that. I don't get anything after a
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: certain time.
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: I typically don't either. It's been the same number, which
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: is weird.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: We're all to the left looking. The Tin Man is
• 55:23
  Speaker 2: on the move. Oh, that's a late shove, too. No flag. No,
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: no flag. Yeah, so that's kind of like my thing. Like,
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: are you a guy that observes or just goes about
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: his business or you're hawking the guy type thing? And
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: that's always been my thing with that.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: That's really it, man. We could talk NFL if you
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: want to. I kind of don't care.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: So I did have the experience the other day. This was,
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I think it was like Saturday night. Or no, it
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: was Sunday. And we were out at the ball fields
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: all day. And the missus had a couple things to
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: go do. And she's like, I'm going to go do this.
• 56:04
  Speaker 1: And then if you want, I can stop and grab
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: dinner on the way home.
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: I'm like, sounds great. Don't forget the tots.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: Right? And she's like, what do you want? I was like,
• 56:14
  Speaker 1: I don't care. She's like, does Brahms sound good? Brahms
• 56:17
  Speaker 1: sounds great. I'll eat some Brahms. You know what I want.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever had Brahms.
• 56:22
  Speaker 1: So she goes, gets the food. According to her, she
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: had to repeat her order a few times. And then
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: they parked her and she was parked for a while.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: Got a little frustrated, but didn't say anything to anyone.
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: Just OK. And she got her food and typically she
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: checks it before she leaves. She didn't. So she leaves,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: she comes home. Her food was messed up. And I
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: was like, oh, I'm sorry. I'll go, you know, and
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: I had already started eating because she went and did
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: something before she came to sit down and eat. I
• 56:58
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, let me finish eating. I'll drive over
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: to Brahms and I'll get your food fixed. And so,
• 57:07
  Speaker 1: take my food in, got my receipt. Hey, man, here's
• 57:10
  Speaker 1: what's going on. We ordered this. She ordered it with,
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: she wanted it with mayo instead of ketchup.
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: You went inside over a mayo over ketchup?
• 57:21
  Speaker 1: I went inside. It didn't even have ketchup on it.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: It had nothing. We didn't have any mayo at the house.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: So I just go and I'm.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: Like, hold on real quick. Hold on real quick. So
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: you were at the house and you went back up
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: there because they didn't have mayo on it.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: They didn't make it the way they were supposed to.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Sam Laporta with the tutty.
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: It didn't have mayo. That's why you went back up there.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: We didn't have it. If we had mayo, she just
• 57:49
  Speaker 1: would have put some mayo on. We didn't.
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Okay. And so I go up there. I'm like, hey,
• 57:54
  Speaker 1: here's we ordered it this way. We didn't get that way.
• 57:57
  Speaker 1: He was like, all right. And I was like, and
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: if you don't mind, can I get some fresh fries too? Right.
• 58:04
  Speaker 1: And the fries were in the bag. Didn't touch the fries.
• 58:07
  Speaker 2: Put the fries in the bag.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Fries are in the bag. Burgers in the bag. He's like,
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: was there something wrong with the fries? I go, no, just,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: you know, kind of want to enjoy the meal all together.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: And he's like, so the fries were okay. And I go, look, man,
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: I'm not asking for the world here. I just want
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: my burger made the right way and some fresh fries.
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: And he goes, all right, I got you. But the
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: little uncle baby Billy, I'm not asking for the world here.
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: I just want $ 2 million and eight ball, eight ball
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: and $ 2 million.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: I just want my burger made the right way and
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: some fresh fries. That's all I want. He's like, all right, man,
• 58:48
  Speaker 1: I got you.
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: But yeah, it's so fucking weird. Like so fucking weird.
• 58:53
  Speaker 2: It was Mayo. That was the whole thing.
• 58:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 58:56
  Speaker 2: Holy fuck. I wouldn't have left the house. I would
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: have went to the fucking grocery store.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: She wanted it. A certain way. Okay. But at that time, like,
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: food's cold. I get it, right? Let me get the
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: fresh food you know um so i go and i
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: get stop hold on a second hold on i'm answering.
• 59:16
  Speaker 2: This put it yeah put it on the screen put
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: it on the screen fuck it hello hello you got
• 59:26
  Speaker 2: it on speakerphone yeah all right you're not.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: Gonna say anything.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: Hello? I think they're calling a fax machine.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: Keep it on. Keep it on. Keep it on.
• 59:39
  Speaker 1: They didn't say anything.
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: Gotta let it go.
• 59:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, call them back.
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: Call them back.
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: Put it on.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Put it on.
• 59:46
  Speaker 1: Put it on.
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: Let's go. Let's go. Hello? Hello? Come on.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Hello?
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: Don't get shy now.
• 59:55
  Speaker 1: Scam calls are my favorite. Oh, it's beep.
• 59:58
  Speaker 2: Keep going. Keep going. Just start talking.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 1: What do you want? What do you want?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: What hole do you want to end? Which is beeping, beeping, beeping.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: Fucking weirdo. Yeah, block it. You block it and it
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 2: won't call back. More. Jesus.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 1: Let's see here.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: It's still beeping. It sounds like a goddamn.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: Let's see here.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: This is what happens, folks, when we go over the hour.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: That's what we get.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: Block contact. Block and report junk. Because you keep calling
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: me nonstop. Like, literally.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: So I got one more for the night ends.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 1: They called me six times in the last hour.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: Answer them or pay that man his money.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure they want money, but they don't
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: have any reason to get money.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 2: No, no, I got one. I got one here for you.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I was going to pick one, but I picked the other.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: It's an audible right there. We're going to do an
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 2: audible because we got to go. We got shit to do.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 1: We can do some more reviews. We got a few
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 1: more beers.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: I'm half drunk, but I am ready to press on
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: for the people.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: Let's do it. We got to do Patreon. They're trying
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 1: to help you with your extended coverage, dude.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: Would you rather sneeze glitter every single time you are
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 2: nervous or loudly squeak like a rubber chicken every time
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: you stand up?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Sneeze glitter when I'm nervous because I don't get nervous
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: like I'm past getting nervous I'm freaking 46 years old
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck I'm not getting nervous okay
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: but I stand up a lot.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: It's just a chicken sound yeah but loudly squeak that's.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: Only if it's Bacock!
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: Right? I think I have to go with the lolly
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: squeak like a rubber chicken every time I stand up.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 1: You think so?
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: I'm nervous all the time. I am nervous absolutely every
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: single time. Like all the time.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: I don't get nervous anymore.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: I'm more nervous now than I've ever been. I'm more
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: anxious than I've ever been.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: I sit down and stand up a lot.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 2: I do as well. Like I do it in the
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: office too. You're just at the house, man. They don't
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: make a fuck about that. You're not going to give
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: a fuck about someone that's like doing that at the house.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, he threw that ball.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: That kind of squeezed out. But anyways, and even at
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: the office, I'll even start just making fun of it.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Like, fuck that. But yeah,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Sneeze glitter. It's just, I don't know.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 1: I don't get nervous.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 2: I'm nervous all the time. Yeah.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I'm fine. I'm past that.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: That's what I got.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Don't get nervous. I don't care what anybody thinks.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: I'm just kind of, you know what? It is what
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: it is. Oh, there you go. My old man, get
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: off my lawn phase. Right?
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: There you go. All right, boys and girls, we're out
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: of here. Alan, run us out. It's been a long hour.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: It's been, it's been long. It's been fun. It's, uh,
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: I feel like we've done a lot. We've had a
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: little counseling session. We've talked about our feelings today. We've
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: talked about food, beer. I mean, we've done it all.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I would somewhat say this is the perfect show because
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: we've done it all. But we love you guys. We
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: appreciate you. As always, I'm Alan.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: BGD here.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: Talk to you guys later. Deuces.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 2: Love y'all. Bye.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Love y'all.