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- 0:00Speaker 1: What up, y'all.
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- 0:25Speaker 2: it to him. And here's a random story for today.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Mom gives birth to two twins with different dads after
- 0:32Speaker 2: sex with two men on the same day. This women
- 0:36Speaker 2: in Brazil. Nineteen year old Brazilian women had a one
- 0:38Speaker 2: in a million conception. Her babies maybe twins, but they
- 0:40Speaker 2: have different biological dads. After having sex with two men
- 0:43Speaker 2: on the same day their first birthday loom, she began
- 0:45Speaker 2: having doubts over who their father was. She decided to
- 0:47Speaker 2: take a paternity test to confirm her suspicions. Local news
- 0:51Speaker 2: outlet reports the woman suspected only one of the two
- 0:54Speaker 2: men to be the father of twins. She called collected
- 0:56Speaker 2: the DNA, but it turned up positive for only one child.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Then she said, and quote, I remember that I had
- 1:01Speaker 2: sex with another man. I remember, and I had called
- 1:05Speaker 2: him to take the test, which was possible. New mom,
- 1:08Speaker 2: who asked not to be identified, total the outlet. I
- 1:10Speaker 2: was surprised by the results. I didn't know this could happen.
- 1:13Speaker 2: They are very similar. Did y'all know that could happen?
- 1:16Speaker 3: That's two girls in one cup.
- 1:17Speaker 4: Because I'm like, I'm no doctor. But then are they twins?
- 1:23Speaker 4: Because they don't technically have the same I.
- 1:26Speaker 2: Mean, you have make them twins?
- 1:27Speaker 3: Is it the same egg?
- 1:29Speaker 4: But I'm sure you have the same daddy?
- 1:31Speaker 3: Was the same thing?
- 1:33Speaker 4: Y'all step twins?
- 1:36Speaker 5: This is a black woman who don't want no cheat.
- 1:41Speaker 5: Ain't no way.
- 1:43Speaker 4: I'm confused.
- 1:45Speaker 2: I'm just trying to figure that right out the story
- 1:47Speaker 2: where she said, you know what I did?
- 1:49Speaker 3: You know what I did?
- 1:52Speaker 2: He did? He did throw that things. Don't step twins
- 2:00Speaker 2: is right, because.
- 2:01Speaker 4: Y'all ain't even the same daddy.
- 2:05Speaker 2: It's just how they look. Yeah, identical means they look identical.
- 2:09Speaker 4: They look like but identical twins have a little bit
- 2:12Speaker 4: more of the same something than I thought they have
- 2:15Speaker 4: the same DNA DNA is different twins are.
- 2:19Speaker 2: Two eggs Patreon, the same fraternal twins are mere shout
- 2:22Speaker 2: out to Yeah, that makes sense. Fraternal twins in the
- 2:26Speaker 2: same egg two separate eggs over are fertilized by the
- 2:29Speaker 2: two separate sperm, which results infraternal or dies dydic to
- 2:34Speaker 2: cell twins. These babies will be more like silly is
- 2:36Speaker 2: born a separate times. They can be either the same
- 2:38Speaker 2: sex with different sexes, so identical must be from the
- 2:41Speaker 2: one egg.
- 2:43Speaker 4: Let me just brothers and they're just homeboys niggas.
- 2:50Speaker 3: How like? That's wild for a club to get shot
- 2:52Speaker 3: up twice in one day.
- 2:54Speaker 2: Keisha would know you from getting shot at, you know
- 2:57Speaker 2: the car vice for love. To get shot up twice
- 3:01Speaker 2: in one day, that's that's why you gotta shut the
- 3:03Speaker 2: club down.
- 3:04Speaker 3: That's the one day.
- 3:08Speaker 5: Morning club, morning club club. I never done the lunch clubs.
- 3:13Speaker 5: You're cleaning up yourself up doing the lunch club. Spent
- 3:21Speaker 5: the night with the nigga before morning club?
- 3:25Speaker 4: How you people?
- 3:28Speaker 3: Many people.
- 3:30Speaker 4: Was a lot to.
- 3:34Speaker 1: Period?
- 3:34Speaker 3: Was a couple a.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Couple, that's a lot.
- 3:37Speaker 4: We're talking. We're talking, but maybe.
- 3:41Speaker 2: She's been first off. It's out here, people out here
- 3:43Speaker 2: doing way work, way worth to silid too is like solid,
- 3:50Speaker 2: ain't bad. Maybe she had in the day, it's too
- 3:54Speaker 2: a lot. Have y'all ever had two people in the
- 3:56Speaker 2: one day, Then it's a lot. It's been right at
- 4:01Speaker 2: the midnight hour right when I was when I was younger,
- 4:05Speaker 2: can stay up that long.
- 4:06Speaker 5: But for gott to get to it one day, he's
- 4:08Speaker 5: doing something good. Easily see a girl doing that.
- 4:10Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know he's sad because it's easy for
- 4:13Speaker 3: to have sex.
- 4:14Speaker 1: Than the guy.
- 4:15Speaker 4: So forgotta forgot to have like think like, damn, all right,
- 4:19Speaker 4: this I already shout it up. Let me at least
- 4:20Speaker 4: put on the.
- 4:23Speaker 2: He shout it up.
- 4:26Speaker 1: But these ain't.
- 4:27Speaker 2: But hold on, we gotta.
- 4:29Speaker 1: These ain't strangers.
- 4:31Speaker 4: But it doesn't matter. I'm saying the fact that I
- 4:32Speaker 4: know I already had sex with this person and he
- 4:35Speaker 4: shot the club. I don't stop.
- 4:37Speaker 2: That's good.
- 4:37Speaker 1: That's my Maybe maybe she's.
- 4:40Speaker 5: Slipped, no slip, like they say in Detroit.
- 4:45Speaker 1: The first one was a good diddy and the second
- 4:47Speaker 1: one was a better diddy.
- 4:50Speaker 3: Somebody said, I've done it but not wrong.
- 4:51Speaker 2: Yeah, even if you don't look, even if you have
- 4:54Speaker 2: sex one day, if you don't do.
- 4:55Speaker 4: It wrong, all cool, Like had with two people in
- 4:58Speaker 4: one year, let's know, in the same day. That's why
- 5:01Speaker 4: it's doing a lot.
- 5:02Speaker 2: That's why it's hard for you to mage because it's
- 5:06Speaker 2: so far from you from just go back to the same.
- 5:09Speaker 2: You live in a world where people are making one
- 5:11Speaker 2: hundred eight thousand dollars from pool.
- 5:13Speaker 3: So you got to realize.
- 5:14Speaker 4: Went back up, like you need another round, going to
- 5:16Speaker 4: the round.
- 5:17Speaker 2: Said she counda have three somewhere. You know she didn't.
- 5:20Speaker 1: She remember, I want to make this harder than what
- 5:24Speaker 1: it is. She liked two men having a good time.
- 5:28Speaker 3: You feel me.
- 5:28Speaker 5: She don't got a call the morning guy back over
- 5:31Speaker 5: because the night did he is going crazy.
- 5:34Speaker 3: Look, I have my home.
- 5:39Speaker 2: I know. Somebody went to d R.
- 5:42Speaker 1: Oh you have a good time, brother.
- 5:44Speaker 2: He's careful about it. That boy said he went to
- 5:47Speaker 2: d R. He said to get there.
- 5:49Speaker 3: He with us. Some people want dude, I'll be right back.
- 5:52Speaker 3: He leaves.
- 5:52Speaker 2: They had this little Airbnb matches, but he said, like
- 5:55Speaker 2: an hour later, boy come back with twenty pieces.
- 5:59Speaker 3: Twenty one man. He said, all of them. I thought
- 6:01Speaker 3: you're talking about wings.
- 6:02Speaker 2: No, this is a great story. I really was like,
- 6:05Speaker 2: he says, twenty women. He said, they line up, he said,
- 6:09Speaker 2: Buddy says, all right, Poppy, which one?
- 6:13Speaker 3: He said, huh?
- 6:14Speaker 2: He said, what you what you want? He said, bro,
- 6:16Speaker 2: I ain't know, Deuce. I went ahead within two, he said,
- 6:18Speaker 2: I want to off the top. He said, all right,
- 6:20Speaker 2: them too, he said. He told the price boom, he saying,
- 6:23Speaker 2: ain't gonna lie man. He said, by them three days
- 6:26Speaker 2: was over. He said, I probably took down about twelve
- 6:28Speaker 2: thirteen twelve thirteen women in a three day told her
- 6:31Speaker 2: having sex with two solid solid. That's a lot of think.
- 6:38Speaker 1: About dr that's a lot of that's random.
- 6:41Speaker 2: That's regular out there.
- 6:42Speaker 3: That's right community what you say.
- 6:47Speaker 4: So, that's a lot of just red random. I don't
- 6:49Speaker 4: even know your healthy. That's just you gotta wrap careful.
- 6:53Speaker 5: Well, I'm pretty sure you probably wrapped it up. He had, Yeah,
- 6:56Speaker 5: you wrapped it up, you know, wrap, strap it, wrap
- 6:59Speaker 5: it and strapping.
- 7:00Speaker 2: I just wanted he should have know. Keisha was like
- 7:01Speaker 2: sexy too, held one day no way, getting shot at
- 7:05Speaker 2: and buying a sandwich right after that.
- 7:08Speaker 4: Very normal.
- 7:11Speaker 2: I'm talking about the men.
- 7:11Speaker 3: I hear a gun home.
- 7:15Speaker 2: She said, the bullets get.
- 7:16Speaker 4: Home, and I'm gonna be hungry.
- 7:18Speaker 1: So I'm already shaken by.
- 7:21Speaker 2: The attempted murder.
- 7:23Speaker 4: I mean, in the moment, you're like, ohh, I might
- 7:25Speaker 4: not make it out, all right, let me trying to
- 7:26Speaker 4: call somebody's, you know, say my goodbyes. But then once
- 7:28Speaker 4: you make it out, okay, it's behind you.
- 7:31Speaker 1: But but but but this lady having the time of
- 7:34Speaker 1: her life. That now that's brown upon its brown upon that.
- 7:39Speaker 1: This lady got two different deities, two different deaties.
- 7:46Speaker 4: Asked why I don't understand populating? Its like, what are
- 7:49Speaker 4: you doing?
- 7:51Speaker 5: Hold on teachen, Now we talked, we can't we throwing
- 7:53Speaker 5: your perspective in there.
- 7:54Speaker 1: We know that you are.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Straight.
- 7:58Speaker 4: You might not don't know you know when you're ovulating?
- 8:01Speaker 2: What's that mean? Yeah, this man got two kids, he said,
- 8:10Speaker 2: a feeling or something.
- 8:11Speaker 4: Well, you know the time. I mean you may not
- 8:15Speaker 4: know specifically to the day, because it can be within
- 8:17Speaker 4: the span of a couple of days, but you know
- 8:18Speaker 4: from when you end your cycle or when your next
- 8:20Speaker 4: cycle starting, you know the period in which you're ovulating.
- 8:23Speaker 4: For most women, there is it's paragraphic, but you do
- 8:27Speaker 4: know there's like a it's a it's a little it's
- 8:29Speaker 4: like a tingle. No, it's not a tingle. But you
- 8:31Speaker 4: know we normally women are naturally just more. But it's
- 8:36Speaker 4: a little like thicker.
- 8:37Speaker 2: Kind of vaginal fluid.
- 8:39Speaker 4: Yeah, v flu Sure you can feel. And also I
- 8:43Speaker 4: can I know you know when you're ovulating, so you're ready,
- 8:48Speaker 4: be ready to go, so you like and again, I
- 8:50Speaker 4: mean it may be within a couple of days time
- 8:52Speaker 4: span or whatever. But to just be letting two niggas
- 8:55Speaker 4: bust off in you, you're like, come on, you're.
- 8:57Speaker 2: Having a good time. She was nineteen.
- 8:59Speaker 1: How we know she ain't getting paid.
- 9:01Speaker 2: We can take you further.
- 9:02Speaker 3: Will Chamberlain.
- 9:03Speaker 2: They said he had sex twenty five thousand women.
- 9:08Speaker 1: Enough, man, how was he though?
- 9:11Speaker 2: They said, But they said they did the math. They
- 9:13Speaker 2: said that means he started having sex about two or
- 9:17Speaker 2: three times a day from the age of like seventeen,
- 9:19Speaker 2: and said something like that, until.
- 9:20Speaker 1: That's a day that ain't If I'm Will Chamberlain, none
- 9:25Speaker 1: of us are Will Chamberlain.
- 9:26Speaker 2: But we didn't live the glory five thout.
- 9:29Speaker 1: But we didn't live the glory of Will Chamberlain.
- 9:32Speaker 2: If I've met twenty five women, I've never do you
- 9:38Speaker 2: have a whole.
- 9:40Speaker 3: No, it's.
- 9:44Speaker 2: Okay. So he's so the women, I got.
- 9:47Speaker 1: Mine open that.
- 9:50Speaker 4: Opening twenty five.
- 9:54Speaker 1: Listen, I'm Will Chamberlain. First of all, I'm a basketball gud.
- 9:59Speaker 2: Okay, I'm tall.
- 10:01Speaker 1: I'm looking the stand. It's twenty five thousand.
- 10:04Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying you any now, No.
- 10:06Speaker 1: It's not I'm breaking Listen, it's twenty five thousand.
- 10:09Speaker 2: When I just be like.
- 10:12Speaker 5: When I grab a rebound, twenty five thousand. Now I'm
- 10:15Speaker 5: breaking that down for all. Let's just imagine it's batties.
- 10:20Speaker 5: I'm breaking down twenty five thousand batties because I'm seeing
- 10:23Speaker 5: twenty five thousand a night.
- 10:27Speaker 2: I don't know how I was reading how he became
- 10:32Speaker 2: a great basketball player with that much now much he
- 10:35Speaker 2: could have never that's your life force, energy. As soon
- 10:38Speaker 2: as you let off, you are drinking. I don't know
- 10:40Speaker 2: how he was doing after a heart What are y'all
- 10:43Speaker 2: know he was again after a heart practice? Dunk? Oh
- 10:52Speaker 2: beat me down? Somebody said it's over.
- 10:57Speaker 1: I died jupidate So that I asked.
- 11:00Speaker 2: My grandma if she hid Will chamber and she never answered.
- 11:05Speaker 5: Next next game? While come on, man, I don't see this.
- 11:12Speaker 5: That's why he was so great. Tiger was knocking that
- 11:16Speaker 5: motherfucker off.
- 11:18Speaker 2: Of course he got caught.
- 11:20Speaker 1: He he just swinging, swings.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Caddy, Caddy, get me something going crazy. He got caught.
- 11:33Speaker 2: Same devious to be at his back. Man. He robbed
- 11:39Speaker 2: him of that, robbed him up. He robbed him. He
- 11:42Speaker 2: needed that evil part of him, robbed him.
- 11:46Speaker 3: I love she busted the windows.
- 11:48Speaker 2: She got upset. He ain't been in the same since.
- 11:51Speaker 3: You see swing all off.
- 11:52Speaker 2: He swing his mental.
- 11:54Speaker 1: Everything is all broadened out.
- 11:55Speaker 2: A nigga, nigga, I got the cheat to be good.
- 11:58Speaker 2: I don't cheat that golf. I got on you man.
- 12:01Speaker 1: Now, the niggas fined with no breaks? Taker wild that
- 12:07Speaker 1: would be caught at the fucking range.
- 12:08Speaker 3: Rover with no break man, shout out to will man.
- 12:15Speaker 3: He was doing that.
- 12:16Speaker 2: I think I gotta be we gotta be all related
- 12:18Speaker 2: to Wilton somewhere. I mean, look, everybody likes sex. Come on, y'all,
- 12:25Speaker 2: twenty I mean enough, how many?
- 12:30Speaker 3: Look no more? That's five thousand? Crazy?
- 12:33Speaker 2: How many years do we play? You?
- 12:37Speaker 5: Got ya?
- 12:37Speaker 2: Y'all not thinking logically?
- 12:41Speaker 3: Right up? Alright?
- 12:43Speaker 2: So he's open your mind. He was drafted in nineteen
- 12:46Speaker 2: fifty nine.
- 12:48Speaker 1: Now he haven't got nothing.
- 12:49Speaker 2: From my knowledge. He retired about seventy three. No way,
- 12:54Speaker 2: fifty seventy claim. Oh yeah, this is there's no way
- 13:02Speaker 2: twenty twenty thousand, twenty.
- 13:08Speaker 5: For eleven years, for two years, for ten years, fourteen years,
- 13:15Speaker 5: and we broken down two times a day.
- 13:17Speaker 2: Ninety fifty work.
- 13:19Speaker 4: I don't even when the commums come out.
- 13:21Speaker 3: I mean, it's kind of been outsome.
- 13:23Speaker 2: Oh I know, my boy hading wrong.
- 13:25Speaker 3: Now come on, let me look at condoms. It wasn't
- 13:30Speaker 3: condoms came out a while ago. It wasn't wrong.
- 13:32Speaker 4: I know I loved one wrong, but even he was
- 13:34Speaker 4: kind of the fifty six.
- 13:35Speaker 1: It wasn't that dirty people in that dirty back then.
- 13:38Speaker 4: When we're well, you're like a.
- 13:39Speaker 6: Twenty five thousand people like washing, Yeah you're gonna get okay,
- 13:48Speaker 6: two thousand burned a couple of times.
- 13:52Speaker 4: Put the fire out.
- 13:55Speaker 1: I'm burnt a.
- 13:56Speaker 2: Couple of he s got like gotta feel the same
- 14:00Speaker 2: after a while. At some point you gotta feel the same,
- 14:03Speaker 2: like what new, what new things can happen in there?
- 14:06Speaker 2: Trick or hold that?
- 14:07Speaker 4: What more are you looking for?
- 14:10Speaker 5: So it's probably just a freshness. It's fresh a new
- 14:15Speaker 5: persons different.
- 14:17Speaker 4: But the girls, that's fucking you. After you get to
- 14:19Speaker 4: a thousand, that ain't no new couchie. Themchie has been around.
- 14:22Speaker 1: We're talking about fourteen years, like that's old.
- 14:25Speaker 2: Get up the way new fans.
- 14:30Speaker 7: That Nigga went from hitting them in black and white
- 14:32Speaker 7: the color, that's phenomenal. That is phenomen You ever see
- 14:40Speaker 7: the War War two film in black and white? It
- 14:41Speaker 7: ain't the same a Nigga, It ain't the same with
- 14:45Speaker 7: girl you like?
- 14:47Speaker 2: This is all right? You know? And he got a
- 14:49Speaker 2: man's mind, friends, so I can't I can't tell that
- 14:51Speaker 2: man what he was thinking that listen, live your life.
- 14:54Speaker 2: Well four people, yes, four people, yes, in forty years
- 15:02Speaker 2: almost Yeah, that is amazing that Nigga had second four people.
- 15:05Speaker 3: On Tuesday on Tuesday.
- 15:06Speaker 2: That's regular regulative regulator the old summer of ninety nine
- 15:11Speaker 2: after an away game in Indiana and then went to
- 15:14Speaker 2: the next place and had four more.
- 15:17Speaker 3: Yeah, for fourteen years, fourteen years. Wrong, that's crazy.
- 15:21Speaker 1: Had good probably, I.
- 15:23Speaker 3: Mean for him, but you got to be mentally somewhere
- 15:26Speaker 3: else you got he was.
- 15:27Speaker 2: He scored a hound in the game.
- 15:29Speaker 4: How do y'all know the break is attached to him
- 15:33Speaker 4: going crazy, but his personal life ain't no way you hold.
- 15:36Speaker 1: Up that hull look without ten thousand knock down.
- 15:39Speaker 4: Though his personal life had to have been miserable because
- 15:42Speaker 4: you don't talking a bunch of women is not.
- 15:45Speaker 5: The plane is taking off, but he's prepared for take off.
- 15:49Speaker 5: I'm going to Boston, Detroit.
- 15:58Speaker 3: He shout out to shout out to will you did
- 16:00Speaker 3: your thing? Hold it down? Nick?
- 16:02Speaker 2: Nick Cannon? Will they say this to the Patreon? Nick
- 16:05Speaker 2: Cannon had twenty thousand people I don't know saying about Yeah,
- 16:08Speaker 2: Nick Cannon has kids. Eleven he has for women though,
- 16:14Speaker 2: he got about I think about five baby moms.
- 16:20Speaker 5: He got two from Mariah. He got he got two
- 16:23Speaker 5: from Mariah, Mariah's one. He got the new one from
- 16:27Speaker 5: that one that's on my cannon to.
- 16:28Speaker 3: Check on all his kids. He got to go in
- 16:29Speaker 3: on the news rooms and got everywhere here looking around here, he.
- 16:32Speaker 1: Got he got one from that one.
- 16:35Speaker 4: That's crazy.
- 16:36Speaker 2: He got six baby moms, six baby So how many
- 16:39Speaker 2: kids eleven?
- 16:44Speaker 5: Somebody said, yeahs eleven kids by six women.
- 16:50Speaker 1: He got two from Oriazon for Mariah. I think somebody
- 16:53Speaker 1: else got too.
- 16:54Speaker 2: So that's four. He got twins with this lady with
- 16:56Speaker 2: the short hairy thirteen on the way. He got sure
- 17:00Speaker 2: he has two kids on the way with two babies
- 17:02Speaker 2: moms only one baby, only two baby moms.
- 17:05Speaker 1: Have one four of the kids from two women.
- 17:07Speaker 4: Why wouldn't he have them all?
- 17:08Speaker 2: One?
- 17:09Speaker 3: Will Chammer looking down like amateur to his point, he
- 17:14Speaker 3: has to have had children.
- 17:18Speaker 2: No way, we don't know he had what for record?
- 17:22Speaker 2: He don't got no record looking up for record.
- 17:24Speaker 1: He might not.
- 17:25Speaker 2: But yeah, oh no, he claims he what's the greater lie?
- 17:28Speaker 2: He had set the twenty thousand, and he followed zero.
- 17:31Speaker 2: He followed zero.
- 17:34Speaker 3: Just he definitely shot.
- 17:36Speaker 4: He shot for sure, unless he's going unless he's just
- 17:41Speaker 4: not capable of having kids.
- 17:42Speaker 2: He want the greatest bathroom players. You know how put
- 17:44Speaker 2: up a shot which he could have sext me in
- 17:49Speaker 2: fifty eight, was I'm finna go the league crazy.
- 17:51Speaker 5: Maybe he's out then, because we would at least see
- 17:57Speaker 5: one of his kids that he was seven foot Oh.
- 18:00Speaker 4: Baby mama gonna for sure.
- 18:02Speaker 2: Yeah they could have been.
- 18:04Speaker 4: It could have been by somebody else the major league.
- 18:07Speaker 2: But now.
- 18:09Speaker 4: That's why players sons be trashed.
- 18:11Speaker 5: Yeahs Yeah, you still don't hear about them in college.
- 18:18Speaker 2: Came out in eighteen twenty three. What was happening in
- 18:19Speaker 2: eighteen hundred.
- 18:23Speaker 4: Where you could just like go and choose to have it?
- 18:26Speaker 4: Which is crazy that a man could go and get
- 18:27Speaker 4: a sexy but a woman can't go to her tube
- 18:29Speaker 4: side volunteer. Even now, you can't know. You don't have
- 18:35Speaker 4: no kids, you can't. It used to be with your husband.
- 18:39Speaker 3: Also.
- 18:39Speaker 4: I don't know if they still do that, but your husband,
- 18:40Speaker 4: the man had to also agree to it for you
- 18:43Speaker 4: to get your twobsid. It used to be also, I
- 18:44Speaker 4: think you had to have a boy and a girl.
- 18:46Speaker 4: It was like it was rude to it. But I
- 18:48Speaker 4: can't electively just be like, oh, I want to get
- 18:49Speaker 4: my side. I didn't know that.
- 18:51Speaker 2: I didn't know that anything. Have you seen that document?
- 18:54Speaker 2: You call our father?
- 18:55Speaker 4: I've heard about it?
- 18:57Speaker 3: Oh, I s yeah, why?
- 19:00Speaker 1: And then the crazy but y'all crazy? And then but
- 19:03Speaker 1: in Annapolis, but y'all crazy, y'all crazy?
- 19:08Speaker 2: Than that? We got here from somebody said, we got
- 19:10Speaker 2: here from step twin. Look at this weet? We doing crazy?
- 19:15Speaker 2: Than now.
- 19:17Speaker 3: Y'all crazy?
- 19:18Speaker 1: Next topic?
- 19:22Speaker 4: Uh oh, someone said, I think you can now They said, dang.
- 19:28Speaker 3: The government, all coach, that's crazy.
- 19:31Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I'm gonna watch that docutory. That's wild though,
- 19:39Speaker 4: because you can't possibly be there for that many kids
- 19:42Speaker 4: in that many different houses. That's money.
- 19:45Speaker 2: Let me tell you what I was thinking about.
- 19:46Speaker 1: I thought he was gonna die though I haven't.
- 19:48Speaker 4: At least.
- 19:50Speaker 2: I have two children who are just two years apart.
- 19:54Speaker 2: One play soccer, one play basketball.
- 19:56Speaker 3: Stress.
- 19:57Speaker 2: One basketball game is at two thirty soccer at I
- 20:01Speaker 2: don't eleven.
- 20:03Speaker 1: Children, No, I can't even begin.
- 20:07Speaker 3: You also have a wife, I'll have a wife. Huh.
- 20:12Speaker 4: So then the kids suffer. The kids suffer with my
- 20:15Speaker 4: daddy one here.
- 20:16Speaker 2: Yeah, but and you just got to watch more and
- 20:19Speaker 2: more brothers be created, and.
- 20:21Speaker 4: Then it's yeah, just all over everywhere. You're in school
- 20:25Speaker 4: with your sister, that your sister you check it for.
- 20:27Speaker 2: I mean, if I was a dead befall, I have
- 20:28Speaker 2: a lot more kids to know.
- 20:32Speaker 4: The fact.
- 20:35Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, if you if you accept, if you accepted.
- 20:39Speaker 6: In a different perspective, though, if I one gotta be there,
- 20:42Speaker 6: I will have a lot more kids.
- 20:43Speaker 1: If if internally internally I didn't have a care factor,
- 20:48Speaker 1: I would have a lot more kids. Yeah, I will
- 20:51Speaker 1: have a lot more kids, and that's what he's doing.
- 20:52Speaker 2: It's the care factor that that's part of your brain.
- 20:55Speaker 2: That's it. I got it for every kid. I beat
- 20:57Speaker 2: my father. I got to be present. Yeah, so you
- 21:00Speaker 2: didn't have that used to be like.
- 21:02Speaker 1: Exactly exactly, exactly fact. And him his money is trumping
- 21:06Speaker 1: that thought.
- 21:06Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to be here.
- 21:08Speaker 1: It's going to be like you haven't.
- 21:12Speaker 2: He got money, man, so but money ain't president.
- 21:15Speaker 1: But that's what it is for him in these situations.
- 21:18Speaker 2: And then y'all gotta you can't.
- 21:21Speaker 1: Women that keep letting them.
- 21:22Speaker 2: I don't want to deal with the woman. That's why
- 21:24Speaker 2: I'm like six different but he's paying them. One is
- 21:29Speaker 2: Mariah Carros. You take one, you take one. Those two
- 21:33Speaker 2: can be like that's solid. If he don't do nothing financially,
- 21:37Speaker 2: them two is good. Harry probably could survive off Christmas money. Yeah,
- 21:42Speaker 2: Halloween is over. Nigga sheet for the next two months.
- 21:49Speaker 4: Money like them kids be the most.
- 21:51Speaker 2: She did the new commercial on the Peloton, Yeah yeah, everything.
- 21:56Speaker 2: November December, and Nigga wrote a new Christmas song. Who
- 21:59Speaker 2: else wrote a new Christmas song? The whole thing about
- 22:02Speaker 2: Christmas is you be singing old songs, and she was like,
- 22:05Speaker 2: I got it, nigga.
- 22:07Speaker 3: And here's the thing. I want to not sing it
- 22:10Speaker 3: every time. And I love it too hard. I love it.
- 22:12Speaker 2: That's like Thanksgiving. You got to like it.
- 22:14Speaker 3: You gotta take the piece, you guys. Just have a
- 22:16Speaker 3: little piece, just little, just a.
- 22:21Speaker 2: Little all right, next topic for real, Greg, just throw
- 22:25Speaker 2: the ads in at ten minutes. I was trying to
- 22:27Speaker 2: do them by segments, but we all over the place.
- 22:29Speaker 3: They'll be like that.
- 22:31Speaker 2: Uh, let me see which one I want to do,
- 22:33Speaker 2: all right. This woman has the world's longest finger nails.
- 22:38Speaker 2: Let me show you all the picture.
- 22:39Speaker 3: Okay, crazy man crazy.
- 22:44Speaker 2: She struggles to use the bathroom. Well, she's sixty four
- 22:47Speaker 2: years old. Diana Armstrong hasn't trimmed her nails since nineteen
- 22:50Speaker 2: ninety seven. They now collect collectively measure a mighty forty
- 22:55Speaker 2: two feet eight inches, Like if you put them all together,
- 22:59Speaker 2: if you put them together, so that's about forty forty feet,
- 23:04Speaker 2: So that's about four feet. It looks like about four they.
- 23:08Speaker 3: Right, yeah, yeah, it's about repeat.
- 23:10Speaker 2: Engineer, yeah somewhere that's crazy. So each nowt feet each
- 23:15Speaker 2: and el's four feet crazy.
- 23:16Speaker 3: How gruedous that strength? From nineteen ninety seve so.
- 23:20Speaker 4: She ain't worked since anything with that.
- 23:24Speaker 2: Yeah, she said, it takes twenty pounds of nail polish.
- 23:28Speaker 2: Twenty pounds, I'm sorry, twenty bottles of nail polish to
- 23:31Speaker 2: paint her nails. It takes about ten hours to polish.
- 23:36Speaker 4: She was like, why what are you trying to accomplid?
- 23:40Speaker 3: That's what I need to know, Like, what is.
- 23:43Speaker 2: I don't know? She doesn't say why. She said, the
- 23:45Speaker 2: biggest problem is everything she has to use the bathroom
- 23:49Speaker 2: is the biggest problem.
- 23:50Speaker 3: No, the biggest problem is cut on.
- 23:53Speaker 4: Are you telling us no way getting the debit card?
- 23:56Speaker 4: That's til y'all. When I tell y'all, I cannot I
- 24:00Speaker 4: park at a meter because I can't get my dip.
- 24:02Speaker 4: I literally will hope somebody walks down the street and
- 24:04Speaker 4: be like he was my leggings because they're just this
- 24:10Speaker 4: and this is this length. I can't do it.
- 24:12Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's what How long would you say that is?
- 24:15Speaker 4: I don't know. I'm not very long at all.
- 24:17Speaker 2: She has a small child's worth of nails. But she's
- 24:21Speaker 2: standing up and she's going like, I don't.
- 24:25Speaker 4: Because what else do you do if you're not in
- 24:26Speaker 4: a position. How do you?
- 24:27Speaker 2: How do you?
- 24:29Speaker 1: You can't do anything, none of that.
- 24:31Speaker 4: She can't even dress herself. She has a full time caretaker.
- 24:36Speaker 2: Nineteen ninety seven.
- 24:37Speaker 3: This is the result.
- 24:39Speaker 1: This is the result of a heartbreak. When that nigga left,
- 24:42Speaker 1: she said was not doing that.
- 24:43Speaker 4: Most people just cut their hair.
- 24:45Speaker 2: But in Texas. First of all, I think, okay, so
- 24:50Speaker 2: her her trauma.
- 24:53Speaker 1: See, I know it's some drama.
- 24:54Speaker 2: Nigga left it trauma. Her daughter died from as attack
- 24:58Speaker 2: in ninety seven. And then she just was like okay,
- 25:01Speaker 2: but yeah, that's still an interesting reason to grow.
- 25:03Speaker 4: You. Yeah, she grew.
- 25:05Speaker 2: She live in Texas.
- 25:07Speaker 3: You can't even drive, you can't do anything. Everything is big,
- 25:13Speaker 3: and that's.
- 25:16Speaker 2: Live. Is a black woman? Is she?
- 25:19Speaker 3: Is she black? Is she married?
- 25:20Speaker 1: And how does she getting money?
- 25:22Speaker 2: That's what I wanted to know. And also I feel
- 25:25Speaker 2: like that big it would be so painful. They got
- 25:28Speaker 2: to be heavy, heavy on your on your follicle.
- 25:31Speaker 1: Her daughter used to do her nails and that's why cramp.
- 25:34Speaker 4: That makes her feel closer to Oh.
- 25:35Speaker 3: No she doesn't.
- 25:36Speaker 2: She doesn't drive a cars.
- 25:37Speaker 3: How much more closer she use doing that? But like
- 25:40Speaker 3: I think even daughter would.
- 25:42Speaker 4: Want you to Yeah, come on, you can't even you
- 25:45Speaker 4: can't do anything. What can you do with those nails? Nothing?
- 25:48Speaker 4: She can't eat?
- 25:50Speaker 3: How do you how do you she need a man
- 25:51Speaker 3: to come cure of that, because.
- 25:56Speaker 2: You need to come through you.
- 25:59Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I've been working on I'll be trying
- 26:05Speaker 3: myself that is, and.
- 26:07Speaker 1: No man hitting that. But a nigga will hit anything.
- 26:12Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna pull the hair and pull the nails.
- 26:15Speaker 4: Not hurt down that.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Like when they feel like.
- 26:20Speaker 1: I don't know how they got that.
- 26:23Speaker 4: I don't know. Yeah, crilic on top of may, she
- 26:27Speaker 4: had her crilic over.
- 26:28Speaker 3: She got lack.
- 26:30Speaker 2: The story since we talked about nails. Okay, I win't
- 26:33Speaker 2: got a manicure with my wife at the mall. Manicure
- 26:36Speaker 2: pedicure your.
- 26:37Speaker 3: Man, go get man.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Uh. So she does, you know, regular stuff, buffing all
- 26:44Speaker 2: that stuff. So at the end she was like, you
- 26:45Speaker 2: want shine. I was like sure, And I think she's
- 26:48Speaker 2: gonna either buff my nails or put a clear code
- 26:51Speaker 2: of paint, because what's shining sound like like to me?
- 26:54Speaker 2: She puts nail polish on that, I think it's regular now.
- 26:57Speaker 2: Then she put my hand in a little he feel
- 27:00Speaker 2: good too. I was like, okay, I don't know y'all
- 27:02Speaker 2: had dryers like that. Put the other hand in there.
- 27:04Speaker 2: I was like cool. I thought I was gonna have to,
- 27:07Speaker 2: you know, like we yea, yeah, we get done, and
- 27:10Speaker 2: I'm looking at my nilts. I'm like, man, my neils
- 27:12Speaker 2: is like they boom, they're crazy. They got Melissa was like,
- 27:19Speaker 2: can what you let this one? Put jail on your
- 27:21Speaker 2: hands and I start touching it. It's still on my
- 27:24Speaker 2: toes right now, it's still still on my toes. This
- 27:27Speaker 2: is the place to keep it. I got it on
- 27:29Speaker 2: both She said, you didn't notice it was jail when
- 27:32Speaker 2: you put it in the heater. I was like, I
- 27:34Speaker 2: said it was a heater. I was like, She's like,
- 27:36Speaker 2: what do you think that was? I was like, the
- 27:37Speaker 2: heater too like dry. She's like, Kevin, that was curing
- 27:40Speaker 2: your nails. I said, why you wouldn't tell me?
- 27:43Speaker 4: And then you had to put the foil on them.
- 27:45Speaker 2: And I didn't have to do the foil so to
- 27:47Speaker 2: take them off, I was just would be in a
- 27:48Speaker 2: shower scraping it like. It took me about a good week.
- 27:53Speaker 1: Done, uh.
- 27:58Speaker 2: About five weeks ago and it's still until it's still
- 28:00Speaker 2: in my toes because it don't come off told every boy,
- 28:05Speaker 2: every boy toes crazy right now, only fans get them toes.
- 28:08Speaker 2: On there, boy, you get that money like you got
- 28:13Speaker 2: your nails done. First of all, don't say like that.
- 28:17Speaker 4: When you when you got jail loader. Oh yeah, you
- 28:19Speaker 4: might as well got some nail ark.
- 28:22Speaker 3: Come on, cave on toes.
- 28:27Speaker 2: I wasn't paying attention. I didn't know. I felt bad,
- 28:31Speaker 2: and I realized at the end she's trying to hit
- 28:32Speaker 2: me for the most expensive because the shelac the jail
- 28:35Speaker 2: costs more than regular.
- 28:37Speaker 3: So she hit me.
- 28:38Speaker 2: By the time she done, she hit me for the
- 28:39Speaker 2: same price as Melissa.
- 28:41Speaker 3: He said, what's going on?
- 28:42Speaker 2: I said, man, why are we I'm still in here.
- 28:45Speaker 2: I'm usually done by the time Melissa. I'm usually being done.
- 28:49Speaker 2: And she was mad when she was doing.
- 28:52Speaker 3: For a little bit. You be trying to laugh too,
- 28:56Speaker 3: like he be trying not to be taken.
- 28:57Speaker 2: Separate them.
- 28:59Speaker 3: Wait you're talking about I was like, you know, being.
- 29:09Speaker 1: My little bit me with.
- 29:18Speaker 3: Somebody said on stage, funny.
- 29:23Speaker 2: Come on, guys, I didn't know. I didn't know. I mean,
- 29:28Speaker 2: we was the sun was hitting him just so he
- 29:31Speaker 2: was probably. I mean, I'm like you can give her
- 29:33Speaker 2: a mile away. You can like these look good man,
- 29:36Speaker 2: I started looking at him like this trip. You got
- 29:40Speaker 2: to keep it clean. That's another way to look at
- 29:44Speaker 2: the right way either you can't look at your nail
- 29:47Speaker 2: like this. No other way. You gotta hit it when
- 29:48Speaker 2: you go s. You got to be like, don't even.
- 29:53Speaker 4: The post I was in a little now.
- 29:57Speaker 2: You should did this. It's just saying me and the
- 30:00Speaker 2: wife just leaving a shop.
- 30:10Speaker 3: That's funny.
- 30:14Speaker 2: Next topic, and don't tell nobody this about my new
- 30:20Speaker 2: Oh no, it's the final topic. It's pick your poison.
- 30:23Speaker 2: Pick your poison, Kesha b lou Room. Would you rather
- 30:28Speaker 2: be involved in the drive by? Well, we got to
- 30:31Speaker 2: pick another question.
- 30:33Speaker 4: First of all, disrespectful, You don't know why that's funny?
- 30:40Speaker 2: Watch previous be involved in the drive by? Or you
- 30:46Speaker 2: have your entire uh Google history published? Look, it's just involved.
- 30:52Speaker 2: Adn't say I'm shot. You ain't got to be shot.
- 30:55Speaker 2: What you mean Google?
- 30:56Speaker 3: What's that lesson? You have your everything you've ever googled
- 30:59Speaker 3: published to the inn.
- 31:00Speaker 2: Everybody can see everything you googled.
- 31:01Speaker 3: Probably be my search bar. Can you put pencils under you?
- 31:06Speaker 2: My thing is out of Google?
- 31:08Speaker 3: Google Google some stuff. Definitely stuff I use Google every yeah,
- 31:12Speaker 3: and just a thought top.
- 31:13Speaker 2: Of my mind, and I be like, here's the funny thing.
- 31:15Speaker 2: I'm not even scared of, like the nasty stuff cause
- 31:17Speaker 2: people got king. I'm scared of stuff that's simple, like
- 31:19Speaker 2: how you spell? Definitely how you see? How I had nigga.
- 31:28Speaker 2: I googled how many planes the Delta have?
- 31:30Speaker 3: Right now, I do be doing stuff like.
- 31:32Speaker 2: That, seven and thirty seven. I'd be like, interesting, Yeah,
- 31:37Speaker 2: I'm too old, my nerves, Google, that's your younger. I
- 31:44Speaker 2: don't think people don't realize how good loud a gunshot is.
- 31:48Speaker 2: So like when it like it rocks you like when
- 31:51Speaker 2: it goes off. You're like, oh yeah, I don't want
- 31:53Speaker 2: to be in that. My Google search, I'd be listen,
- 32:00Speaker 2: ain't all nasty stuff, but I'd be Robert Brathian's Rebellion. Yeah,
- 32:04Speaker 2: I mean the first battle. Who is the strongest fighter
- 32:07Speaker 2: in Game of Thrones? History YouTube video stuff I'll be watching.
- 32:10Speaker 2: I think I go one time, what do brothels smell like?
- 32:13Speaker 3: Because I was watching Game of Thrones and I was like,
- 32:16Speaker 3: I was.
- 32:16Speaker 2: Like, I'm like I'll go crazy.
- 32:21Speaker 3: And that go crazy and there will Chamberlain would have
- 32:24Speaker 3: fit in perfect right.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Brother taking them will chant brother, all the dudes walk
- 32:31Speaker 2: out and trying to get that.
- 32:35Speaker 3: He got it.
- 32:37Speaker 2: They got to the twenty thousands, y'all thinking one woman
- 32:39Speaker 2: at the times he was by.
- 32:44Speaker 5: Yeah, I think he got Sometimes you gotta sacrifice for greatness.
- 32:49Speaker 5: If I could get a hundred points in the game,
- 32:51Speaker 5: I gotta knock that down.
- 32:53Speaker 2: I'm not gonna I don't think I could do it, man,
- 32:55Speaker 2: I'll be I am being grateful to be with one
- 32:58Speaker 2: woman for twenty years. That One of my favorite threads
- 33:02Speaker 2: on Twitter is you don't want to be out here?
- 33:04Speaker 2: When Steph Curry's dad, that was one of the best threads.
- 33:09Speaker 2: He said, you think you know you don't want to
- 33:11Speaker 2: be out here. The girls are born in the fire
- 33:13Speaker 2: of That's just so funny. They're asking you what the
- 33:17Speaker 2: move is.
- 33:18Speaker 3: You don't know what the move is. Your move is
- 33:21Speaker 3: to sleep, and you don't want to be out here.
- 33:24Speaker 2: And listen, I love my wife and I want to
- 33:28Speaker 2: stay with her forever. What helps me stay with that
- 33:31Speaker 2: is I don't want to be out here.
- 33:33Speaker 3: You don't.
- 33:33Speaker 2: I when I was out there the last time, people
- 33:37Speaker 2: didn't even have cell phones.
- 33:39Speaker 3: You wouldn't like that out here. You wouldn't last a
- 33:42Speaker 3: day out.
- 33:42Speaker 2: I don't know my nails got done on accidents.
- 33:45Speaker 3: Don't you don't want to last day?
- 33:49Speaker 2: She'd be like, oh, no, wrong, you're out here getting
- 33:52Speaker 2: to I be in the bed.
- 33:52Speaker 3: Search and space.
- 33:54Speaker 4: People knocking. Really be the ones like that go home
- 33:58Speaker 4: and be sad though, because like nobody's at the you
- 34:02Speaker 4: have all that, you go home to an empty house.
- 34:06Speaker 2: Ejaculation is a short amount of like actual time. The
- 34:11Speaker 2: actual thing you work so hard for does not last
- 34:15Speaker 2: at the amount of time you are home. Way more time,
- 34:20Speaker 2: way more hours for the sex than that.
- 34:22Speaker 4: Little and then is like you're going through life stuff
- 34:27Speaker 4: like you need you need a person like going in
- 34:30Speaker 4: the direction.
- 34:35Speaker 1: Guess what, nobody's here, no one's home. I can do it, nobody.
- 34:45Speaker 2: It's amazing. That's why a lot of people stop watching
- 34:50Speaker 2: porn and it ruins your mind. It's crazy out here
- 34:53Speaker 2: many do it? Wait, microway you not watching more while
- 35:03Speaker 2: you're fooding them? Some news in the new three minutes.
- 35:08Speaker 2: A couple of riders you know, boring, they got any
- 35:10Speaker 2: clips to Yeah, you'd be good to you watch your
- 35:13Speaker 2: little clip real quick?
- 35:14Speaker 5: Ready, look hit the minute three times the minute, ain't
- 35:20Speaker 5: type three zero.
- 35:22Speaker 2: That means you be your meat within the vicinity of
- 35:25Speaker 2: the microwave.
- 35:25Speaker 1: Get you gotta get everything set up, get the scene ready.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Past the age of twenty five, mass based this business.
- 35:30Speaker 2: You show up your clock in, your clock out. You
- 35:32Speaker 2: don't be in there.
- 35:33Speaker 3: Yeah, it ain't in and there ain't doing.
- 35:40Speaker 2: What?
- 35:40Speaker 1: What was what that was on your.
- 35:49Speaker 4: Ladies?
- 35:52Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'll watch that stuff no more.
- 35:54Speaker 2: So. That was back the old I got it, you
- 35:58Speaker 2: got it. That's a great callback, the little you know
- 36:06Speaker 2: what I'm saying, when your nails done?
- 36:09Speaker 3: All right? All right, Dinosaur is exactly a great I'm
- 36:27Speaker 3: having a boy.
- 36:28Speaker 4: We have.
- 36:30Speaker 3: Man, all right.
- 36:32Speaker 2: This has been.
- 36:36Speaker 1: You so wrong with him.
- 36:38Speaker 2: It's been I was on the internet, I've been kept
- 36:41Speaker 2: on stage. He's been room Green Junior, Keisha, Brandon Lewis.
- 36:47Speaker 2: Follow them on their social medias and we'll see you
- 36:50Speaker 2: next time.