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993 - BONUS - 90 Day UK "I’m Not Just a Visa Vagina" (s4ep1) with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

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  Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, you welcome to Pink Shade Prime.
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: It's a new show.
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  Speaker 1: It's ninety Day UK, Season four, Episode one, unknown title
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  Speaker 1: because we got screeners and they didn't tell the titles.
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  Speaker 1: But I've got my very British friend here, Kimberly, to
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  Speaker 1: record with me.
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  Speaker 3: Pip Pip cheerio new show? Who this?
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  Speaker 2: You nailed it?
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  Speaker 1: Listen. I told Kimberly yesterday. She's like, are we recording tomorrow?
• 0:44
  Speaker 1: I go, yeah, I should watch this show. We're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to record tomorrow. And I gave the assignments based on
• 0:51
  Speaker 1: the Instagram that they did. They did the couples all seven,
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  Speaker 1: and so I just took the first four. No, I
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  Speaker 1: gave you. I gave you the first three and I
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  Speaker 1: took the second four. So I have no idea what's what,
• 1:04
  Speaker 1: Who's who? If you got the best ones, if I
• 1:05
  Speaker 1: got the best ones, we'll see.
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  Speaker 3: We're all winners here, but we're all losers in the
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: same sense. Because if anyone was getting frustrated with me
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: getting mixing up, what were those American gals that were
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: dating that had the Dempsey and Statler Statler? Okay, always
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  Speaker 3: mix them up. This season, we have a Shannon Sarah,
• 1:32
  Speaker 3: Sandra Shorna.
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: Yes we do. You're right.
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  Speaker 1: We've got good Shannon, Shannon and Mattee.
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  Speaker 3: And when they say Shorna it sounds like Sandra something.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Very I was like, are they saying Sharna.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah a Brima and Zena Zena uh huh.
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  Speaker 3: And then we have I think there's something wrong with
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  Speaker 3: that Lady.
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  Speaker 1: Ann and Shorna. But we're all still going to have
• 2:00
  Speaker 1: Thinn and Sondra, Sam and Ali who we know from before,
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  Speaker 1: and Sarah and Marco.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, you're right.
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  Speaker 1: It's a lot of what show did we just do?
• 2:09
  Speaker 1: It was a lot of J's. It was Jasmine Gino. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's the Valley, It's Jason, Jasmine Jack, Janet Jacks.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so this was going to be the show of the.
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  Speaker 1: SS and that's fine, it's fine. And again they didn't
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  Speaker 1: tell us the title. I went to look all over
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  Speaker 1: the internet because sometimes they'll just go ahead and put
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  Speaker 1: the titles out there.
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  Speaker 3: But maybe it's Beatles lyrics.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it definitely.
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  Speaker 3: Has to be someone from Liverpool.
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  Speaker 2: Yes we do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if they could get the rights
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  Speaker 1: to that, you know, hard hard cell. But you guys,
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  Speaker 1: if this is the ninety Day UK Season four episode one,
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  Speaker 1: Let's Do It Now. Episode one is going to be
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  Speaker 1: on the pink Shade Free Feed as a bonus episode.
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  Speaker 1: After that, episod so Too through Infinity will be on
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  Speaker 1: Pink Shade Prime ten dollars level.
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  Speaker 2: So if you enjoy this episode.
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  Speaker 1: One, go ahead over to Pink Shade Pride and subscribe
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  Speaker 1: on the ten dollars level. It's called the Family Pink
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  Speaker 1: Shade level. Lots of stuff over there right now. We've
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  Speaker 1: got uh match, we are abroad, has been over there,
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  Speaker 1: We've got the valley, we've been doing the valley over there.
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  Speaker 1: By the time, yeah, by the time this comes out,
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  Speaker 1: who knows what's going to be over there, because we're
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  Speaker 1: pre recording this quite a bit early.
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  Speaker 3: It's all the time over there. It's all a keisha.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and it's all keisha all the time.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lot of keisha.
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  Speaker 1: But guess what, because you're my British friend, got cow, I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Getting in there. Wow, that accent is going to get
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  Speaker 3: really old, fatally, Yes it is, Yes, it is.
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  Speaker 2: Luckily for me.
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  Speaker 1: Even when I went to London, I still couldn't quite
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  Speaker 1: nail it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, can't quite nail.
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  Speaker 1: It, which was a blessing for the people of London
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  Speaker 1: and the people of America as well.
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  Speaker 3: Has waight, has your skill level on an accent deterred
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  Speaker 3: you from using the accent? No, that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: So it doesn't really matter.
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  Speaker 2: No, especially not British. British. I love the accent is.
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  Speaker 1: I don't care if it's if it's cockney, if it's highbrow,
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  Speaker 1: I don't care what it is.
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  Speaker 2: I love it.
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  Speaker 1: I love I did have to put my closed captions
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  Speaker 1: on at one point because as Shannon and Mete, my
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  Speaker 1: closed caption was calling Mete Messi in the SSI I
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  Speaker 1: like he was the soccer player.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and even the transcription that came with the screeners was.
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  Speaker 2: Very wrong, was it was it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh, very wrong. But what's great about this show
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  Speaker 3: is that it sometimes we put the British people above
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  Speaker 3: ourselves and say they's so much classier than us. Right,
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  Speaker 3: they would never be dumb asses like we are on
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  Speaker 3: TV regularly. That's just not true. That's just not true.
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  Speaker 3: These people are just dumb and delusional as we are.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, but they look cuter because they have the accents.
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  Speaker 3: Right, They just sound fancier as they're making dumb ass decisions.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it doesn't matter what nationality you are,
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  Speaker 1: you can make.
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  Speaker 3: A dumb speaks every lady.
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  Speaker 1: And that's why we love these shows. Thank you, Matt
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  Speaker 1: Sharp spinoff. So let's get into the show. We didn't
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  Speaker 1: get all the couples this week. We just got did
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  Speaker 1: we get four? We got three? We got Shannon and Mette,
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  Speaker 1: we got Abrima and Zena, and we got ads non
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, that has to be in the spelling.
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  Speaker 1: It has to be add on, but no, ye showed
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  Speaker 1: is Chiron and a d ad non.
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  Speaker 3: Right that someone pronounces it and e And I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, what, we're just gonna say add on. So let's
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  Speaker 1: get started. And we're gonna start with Shannon, aged twenty
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  Speaker 1: five from Liverpool and Mete h thirty two from Istanbul, Turkey.
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  Speaker 3: So I know what you're thinking right away. They're in
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  Speaker 3: the same age range. There's no television here, Yes there
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  Speaker 3: is so, or at least that's what I was thinking.
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  Speaker 3: I was thinking, these people seem too normal of a
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  Speaker 3: couple to be on this show. They better pull out
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  Speaker 3: some big secrets.
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  Speaker 1: There's usually one couple that were like why are they
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  Speaker 1: on this show, they seem nice and normal.
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  Speaker 3: Or that you go, this is what the show was originally.
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  Speaker 3: They should have been on the show at the beginning
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  Speaker 3: when they were all normal couples. Yeah, so I guess
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  Speaker 3: it was never all normal couples. We had George and
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  Speaker 3: Fisa in the early days and Nicole and Asen after all.
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  Speaker 3: So Shannon twenty five, Liverpool. She's a very pretty blonde.
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  Speaker 3: She loves football but also makeup and tanning. She loves Turkey.
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  Speaker 3: She goes to Turkey all the time because she loves
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  Speaker 3: the beaches and she also works in a Turkish restaurant,
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  Speaker 3: has Turkish friends, So she is a TURKEYO file.
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  Speaker 2: She's a Turco file. Okay, got like.
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  Speaker 3: Katie Katie is an Anglo file. She's a Turco file.
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  Speaker 3: You see her talking with a hot Turkish guy at
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  Speaker 3: the restaurant that she works at and he's teaching her
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  Speaker 3: some Tish Turkish phrases because she's going to visit her
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  Speaker 3: boyfriend soon Mete and he was part of the entertainment
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  Speaker 3: team when she was visiting at the resort. Which it's
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  Speaker 3: always the entertainment team, guys.
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  Speaker 1: It's always something goes down with the entertainment team we've got.
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  Speaker 2: I mean we had Wand on the boat of course.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you see did you see?
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  Speaker 1: Wand just announced on his Instagram today that he's got
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: a new career. What he's going to be in the
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  Speaker 1: travel industry as a travel agent for cruises.
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  Speaker 3: That's a great job.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that a great part? That's a perfect fit for him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I love it, Okay, that makes me happy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So it's in Pooptown, but working in a traveler. They have
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  Speaker 3: a travel agency, or maybe it's an online travel agency.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how many ye old travel agencies you
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  Speaker 1: walk in the door anymore. But my granddad used to
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  Speaker 1: own one, and my mom worked there as like the
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  Speaker 1: vice president, and I worked there as like the ticket runner.
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  Speaker 1: I would go to the they would give me the tickets.
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  Speaker 1: I would go to people's houses to hand deliver the tickets.
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  Speaker 1: That's how you had to do it back in the
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  Speaker 1: olden days. Kimberly, I love that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. So this has been Mary Payne's original careers.
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  Speaker 2: One of my original careers. Have so many we're.
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  Speaker 3: Going to bring out a new one each time, and
• 8:33
  Speaker 3: we're going to get you. You're a little peek into
• 8:35
  Speaker 3: the window of what makes Mary Payne Mary pain?
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  Speaker 2: Ask me next time, I'll have another one for you.
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  Speaker 3: I love it. So she was visiting a resort and
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  Speaker 3: he was trying to get her to do the activities
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  Speaker 3: like crazy pool, killer dads. I didn't know what either
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  Speaker 3: of those things are. Killer Pool, sorry, crazy Pool, killer dads,
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  Speaker 3: kill her dads. Yeah, so I'm thinking like this is
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  Speaker 3: a game about family annihilators like Chris Watts. I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that's what she said or do you think.
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  Speaker 3: Her accent that's what the subtitle said.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the subtitles also called him Messi over and over
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  Speaker 1: and name is Mete.
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  Speaker 3: That's true. Crazy Pool could be like a game in
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  Speaker 3: the pool pool pool table, like billiards. But I do
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  Speaker 3: not know what killer Dad's is. I didn't know what
• 9:33
  Speaker 3: either of those things are. Okay, we have to watch
• 9:35
  Speaker 3: it again, Crazy eights, killer dads, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Continue.
• 9:40
  Speaker 3: So she wasn't interested, but then one night after his shift,
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  Speaker 3: they connected and they talked all night. He's her ideal man.
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  Speaker 3: She thinks he's so cute. He also loves football, which
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  Speaker 3: is big for her. She's obsessed with football. She plays
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  Speaker 3: in a league that seems to be mostly guys. She's
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  Speaker 3: like one of one of the only girls or the
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  Speaker 3: only girl, and she loves to show up the guys
• 10:02
  Speaker 3: and they go to the pub. They go to the
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  Speaker 3: pub every night after playing soccer. And one of the
• 10:09
  Speaker 3: guys in her group is Jay and he's like one
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  Speaker 3: of her very best friends. And he's trouble. Okay, he's
• 10:17
  Speaker 3: Uh you think he's trouble. I think he is. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: my computers.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: You think he's trouble or you think they're trying to
• 10:26
  Speaker 1: make us believe he's trouble.
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: I think he is.
• 10:29
  Speaker 3: I can't tell if he is either gay or in
• 10:32
  Speaker 3: love with her. It's one of those two things totally.
• 10:34
  Speaker 3: And he is trying to stir up shit about Mette
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: to break them up for sure, which I approve of.
• 10:46
  Speaker 3: I'm fine with that. But I did know he was
• 10:50
  Speaker 3: trouble when he walked in. You guys, but I don't.
• 10:55
  Speaker 1: If you've just met Kimberly, she doesn't, Doria Taylor swift
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  Speaker 1: lyric I do so.
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  Speaker 3: He is one of her closest friends, but they don't
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  Speaker 3: hang out as much and he does little snide remarks
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  Speaker 3: like you could come over more. We just could hang
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  Speaker 3: out more. And she's like, I know, it's just Mete
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  Speaker 3: gets super jealous when I talk to other guys, especially Jay.
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  Speaker 3: So then we meet Mette and he's from Marmis, Turkey.
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  Speaker 3: He's thirty two. Now, at first I didn't see that
• 11:26
  Speaker 3: it said thirty two, and I couldn't understand that he
• 11:28
  Speaker 3: said thirty two because he is a very thick accent,
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: so I did have to google it. Then I saw
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  Speaker 3: that it said on the screen thirty two because I'm dumb.
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  Speaker 2: So but they didn't. They didn't give us the slides
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  Speaker 2: with the people right away.
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  Speaker 1: With Mes, we did, but with the other people, they
• 11:41
  Speaker 1: didn't right away give us like that opening thing that
• 11:45
  Speaker 1: tells us what we need to know. So that and
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: maybe that's because we had a screener and maybe they
• 11:49
  Speaker 1: weren't finished with it yet.
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  Speaker 2: But I have thirty two.
• 11:52
  Speaker 1: Ist'm bull? So maybe my screen says something, or maybe
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: she said, isim bull? Or maybe I know he moved
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  Speaker 1: to a Stample Oh okay, okay.
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  Speaker 3: So he's from Marmus that's where he was working and
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: at the resort that's a beach town. Maybe yes, I
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: guess so. And but Anyway, he's from Turkey, so we
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: got to see if he's going to pull out some
• 12:15
  Speaker 3: Turkish Turkish phrases like sarper and make his own calendar.
• 12:20
  Speaker 1: He does pull out, So he does pull out, pull
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  Speaker 1: out one later. By the way, he's cute. He's very cute.
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: Did you think he was cute.
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: Yes, I think he's very cute.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, he's just not my type. But I don't think
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: he's unattractive. He's just not my type. Uh So, he
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: loves boxing and being part of the entertainment team, which
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: is the party party peoples. In Turkey, we say raise
• 12:44
  Speaker 3: the rafters, which is like.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: Not in sync. I was trying to do it in sync.
• 12:50
  Speaker 1: Up down up down there we go up down, up down,
• 12:56
  Speaker 1: Uh down.
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  Speaker 3: You could see my Kleenex because I've been wiping my nose.
• 12:59
  Speaker 3: We're sexy party people podcasts with our little hankies. So so,
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  Speaker 3: he loves boxing. He loves partying, but he says it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't go out and party as much with his friends
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  Speaker 3: since he met the Shannon. The Shannon. By the way,
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing the Sarper voice because he's Turkish, but his
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: voice is actually much higher pitched than Surper. So it's
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: like the Shannon. So it's not that hat. But the
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  Speaker 3: Shannon is the love of his life. She is so
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: beautiful and he is so they both love to travel,
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: they both love learning about history, and they love onion
• 13:38
  Speaker 3: and garlic. Most people don't like the smell, but we
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: love the smell.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, look at them. That's perfect getting singing together.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So they do argue though, because he's very jealous,
• 13:50
  Speaker 3: and he says every single thing makes him jealous, like
• 13:53
  Speaker 3: just that she's hot makes him jealous. So now she
• 13:58
  Speaker 3: needs to go tell Mede that she was out with
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  Speaker 3: the lads at the pub the night.
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  Speaker 2: Before and there was a girl there.
• 14:04
  Speaker 3: Though there was one girl, so I would just lean
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: into that be like, yeah, I.
• 14:10
  Speaker 1: Went out with with uh a lot of people.
• 14:14
  Speaker 3: I went out with a lot of people. There was grace,
• 14:17
  Speaker 3: and I would pick some names. Chris could could be
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: a man or a woman or like Maddie. Then just go.
• 14:25
  Speaker 3: I would just do a lot of flexible names.
• 14:30
  Speaker 1: I think Matte is the person who's going to ask
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: to see every single person's Instagram profile so you can
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: bet them.
• 14:36
  Speaker 2: So I don't think that work. It won't work.
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: It won't work.
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: By the way, I hope you didn't notice.
• 14:40
  Speaker 1: I was trying to turn on my ring light, and
• 14:42
  Speaker 1: I was like, if you're watching a video, I was
• 14:44
  Speaker 1: trying to mess with it because I don't know if
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: that's any better or any worse.
• 14:48
  Speaker 3: Actually, oh, that's worse to put the light on.
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, she's just told me like it was.
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: She just said, terrible. We hagg it, haggard.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, lights.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: On like little old lady that lives in a shoe, and.
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: Or like lights who we're going to meet? You know
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: who we're going to meet. Lighter thinks she's gorgeous.
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: I love her.
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: Confidence, same same, same, However, misconstructed who.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: She's with. Jay, and she's like, I gotta tell medde
• 15:20
  Speaker 3: Oh he's calling. I better talk to him. I better
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: tell him I was out with the lads. She goes outside,
• 15:25
  Speaker 3: walks two feet to the next door that is like
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: an attached duplex type thing, and then she goes inside.
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: That's when we learned that they live in adjoining apartments.
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Their walls touch.
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she says, I can hear you breathing in your bedroom.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: It's like you, Oh.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: That's better, turn on a sound machine or something.
• 15:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jay, because something's about to be happening in that apartment,
• 15:49
  Speaker 1: I think.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: So Mede calls and she she's they're chatting, and he says,
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I'm just sitting on the coffee, darling, and she says
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: English has improved a lot since we started talking. I
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: was like, he's sitting on the coffee so he's getting
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: an enema.
• 16:09
  Speaker 1: I was like, was he trying to say I'm sitting
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: on the potty or I'm sitting in a coffee shop.
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Sitting right, or sitting on a coffee table at the
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: coffee table at He must have just been sitting at coffee.
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: I don't know he's had a coffee.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: He's at a coffee shop, Okay, all right, yeah.
• 16:28
  Speaker 3: So but they all say they say darling at the
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: end of every sentence.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: So my note here is lots of passive aggressive dollan darlan, okay, dolan, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, So where were you last night or where were
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: you today? And she says I was just over at Jay's, Darling,
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: and he's like, okay, darling. She's like, what nothing, darling,
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: and then she he's like, what about last night, darling?
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: And then she says, I played football, darling, and he
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: goes anything else, darling, And she says no, darling. And
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: he says, you want to say anything else, darling, and
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: she says no, darling, and she says, I think so darling.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Wow, what's she good? Oh?
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you I banged to Jay. Is
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: that what you're referring to say? Slipped in my mind?
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 17:22
  Speaker 3: It's so crazy like it and it's so tense. Yeah,
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: it made me so uncomfortable. So finally she says, I
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: did go to the pub with the boys last night, darling,
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: and some girls and some girls and that one girl,
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: and he hangs up on her. So that's great. So
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: then he is boxing with his cousin and he's saying,
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: I'm just so jealous. I trust her, but I don't
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: trust other guys, which is always what they say. But
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: you don't trust her, like obviously she has some impetus
• 17:57
  Speaker 3: in this, you know, if.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: She has free will to say or yes, free will.
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: So then he drops a Turkish saying one girl, one
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: hundred people want this girl. Just one man take this girl.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: The Turk is saying, I wrote down was if you
• 18:15
  Speaker 1: have one woman, one thousand men want her?
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Okay? Is that the official?
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: No, that's what that was what I heard.
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: But again at that party, Sarper told me, if you
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: go to sleep with the blind, you wake up cross eyed,
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: and nobody knows what it means.
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: So yeah, nobody. So I wish there was an animal
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: in there. I feel like most of starper sayings had
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: like an animal, like a sheep or a duck. And
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: I think that Mete needs to add just a couple
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: like one girl, one elephant. One hundred people with cats
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: want this girl, and one man take this girl. They
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: ride off on elephant. I don't know, so I followed it.
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Thank you. He says that you know, Shannon is just
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: as jealous as I am, and she told me last
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: summer to quit the entertainment job. So I left Marmus
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: and I moved to Istanbul. By the way, if I'm
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: mispronouncing Marmus, I really apologize.
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: Right eventually it's okay, yes, episode Yeah.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: So that's why he moved to Istanbul. And he doesn't
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: go out with his friends anymore. We're not sure if
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: he works now, but if she's gonna go out, he's
• 19:32
  Speaker 3: gonna go out. So he's gonna call up the party boys,
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: and his cousin is like cousin, don't do anything rash,
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: like you're gonna make a bad decision here. And he's like,
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: he's like, don't do anything rash like we say in Turkey,
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: don't overcook the pasta or one goat will marry one
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: groundhog and eat pasta together like Lady in the tram.
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: So Shannon is now packing to visit Mette, she tells
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Jay because Jay is like there all the time while
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: she's packing. I think they're just always in each other's apartments.
• 20:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that would be fun if like your bestie
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: lives wall to wall like that.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, so Jay says. She says to Jay, Mette
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: has texted me. He said he's going to start going
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: out with his friends more. And Jay is like, I'm
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: just gonna keep playing Devil's advocate, not because I'm in
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: love with you or anything, but I want to cause trouble.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Maybe are you worried that he could cheat on you?
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: And he is like, Jay says, he's a party boy,
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: and also I ever seats. So there's this social media
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: group called Love after Marmus and it outs cheaters and scammers,
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: and so he pulls out his phone and tries to
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: show her the group, like, just look at it, look
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: at it, read it, and he she's like, no, I
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: don't want to see it. I know he's not like that.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: I don't even want to look and besides, wow, yeah,
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: so it reminds me of the girl from last season
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: who was being cheated on and then all those girls
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: came together and said that he was also scamming them.
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: But he wasn't from Turkey. I don't I can't remember
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: where he was.
• 21:25
  Speaker 1: You're not talking about Johann, You're talking about no in Love.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: And in UK, the girl that was the brunette, and
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: he was a scammer, scammer, yes, yes, yes, I remember now.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: So he she's like he she says, he doesn't even
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: live in Marmis anymore, so he can't be a Marmus
• 21:47
  Speaker 3: scam artist. And there are no Stampule scam artists. So
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: she's she says, just drop it, and there's like a
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: little tension and defensiveness, and he says, you know, she's
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: just like a little sister to me. And you know,
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna be there for you when you realize that
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: you have been scammed in your life falls a fart,
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: I will be there for you, wow, because I love
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: you and you're my little sister, but I also am
• 22:11
  Speaker 3: maybe in love with you, still too soon to tell.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: So he says, you know, there are just so many
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: people out there looking for a visa. And I was like,
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: that's pushy because she just told you to drop it,
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: and he's still pushing.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Well, He's like, no, on a TV show here, I'm
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: not going to drop it.
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to drop it. The producers are telling
• 22:31
  Speaker 3: me to keep going.
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I need a storyline, let's go.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So she I need to land my spot on
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: the reunion, so totally. I need a main impact.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Total.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: So she says, well, I mean I do want to
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: get him a visiting visa so he can come here
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: and visit, because they're like too soon for the marriage
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: type visa. She's like, I would love to get him
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: a visiting visa, but maybe he'd come here and visit
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: me and he'd fall in love with another British girl
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: and leave me. You never know what could happen.
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, she sounds positive about the relationship.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And in Jay's talking head, he says, Shannon, good luck,
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: You're gonna need it, Like, wow, Jay, but.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: I always want to.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: And this is just my you know, attractive people bias.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: I guess you just has. We're all like, oh, that
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: person's attractive, so that couldn't be X y Z or whatever.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: I have the opposite of Katie. Oh, because Katie does
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: not trust a good looking man. She hates them on site,
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: hates them and distrusts them.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, are we to believe she's got a
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: very unattractive husband.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying?
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: No, No, it's weird. She's like she didn't trust him
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: for a long time. We thought he might be a
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: white supremacist because he has weird tattoos. We thought he
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: might be a potential murderer.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: My speech at their wedding was all about if he
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: killed her and we had to do dateline. Well I
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: had to do dateline. He did. No, we didn'trust him
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: for a long time because he is good looking.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: If Oliver kills Katie, I'd like to jump in as
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: the co host to date with Dayline absolutely. Okay, Yeah,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: I'll ditch Pink Shade in a minute. Just yeah, I
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: just cannot do both. Okay, it'd be called pink Dateline. Okay, So,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: but my point is Shannon is very attractive twenty five
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: years old. Mette, in my opinion, very attractive thirty two
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: years old. So in my mind it is, they're both
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: super attractive. Why would they scam each other. They're about
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: the same age, they're age appropriate, so surely it will
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: be fine. But his jealousy is going to be a problem.
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: But we see this a lot in sort of Middle
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: Eastern men. Sometimes they get very jealous, especially if their
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: partner is very westernized as it was, you know, right,
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: So we'll see what happens here. But in my mind,
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: they're they're both good looking and age appropriates.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I'm sure it'll be fine.
• 25:00
  Speaker 3: Now. See that's interesting because like someone like usman doesn't
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: I don't know why he chose women that were so
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: much older than him, but he can not give him children.
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: Because they chose him. What can he do?
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: They chose him? But like, I'm sure he could get
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: offers from girls his own age in America that could
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: bring him to America. But so Matt Mette, I think
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: he if you're gonna scam someone to get a green card,
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: why not pick someone that's also hot. If you have
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: that option, they might like having sex with. But I
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: don't think he's trying to scam her. He does seem
• 25:37
  Speaker 3: to love her. They but we haven't seen them together yet,
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: so I'm actually put a pin in that I'm not
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: sure yet.
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: Because she don't hear much about Turkish scammers. You know,
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: maybe this is a new level of scammer we don't
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: know about, because maybe Turkish gamers target UK women and
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: we hear about Nigerian's gamer is targeting the US women.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: So maybe we're just maybe we haven't delve deep enough
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: into Turkish scammers. But I'm going into they're not scammers.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: They're both attractive, so everything's fine.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: So happy, Happily ever after.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Happily ever after. Why are they even on the show. Yeah?
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Also, I think there are scammers everywhere. But I
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: also think the UK people have the same problem the
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: US people have, which is people from that don't live
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: here think that it's way better than it actually is,
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: and then when they come, they think they're living in
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: London or la or New York, and then they're living
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: in Pooptown, Wyoming.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: They're living in Pooptown, Wyoming and they can't get a
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: bartending job.
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all that.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: Is, everything costs so much money, and they didn't understand
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: that even though you're making more, everything.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: Is everything costs more.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and everything's horrible. So she is now on
• 26:48
  Speaker 3: her way to the airport and Mete isn't answering her
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: calls or texts. She's super stressed. She doesn't want to
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: get on the plane because you won't answer her calls.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: She flies all the way to Istanbul. Meta not at
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: the airport to meet her, so she is standing by herself.
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: She calls, talks to her mom. She's like, I'm so angry,
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed. I still love him, though I don't know
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: what to do. And she's like, I would never do
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: this to someone. I would never leave someone in a
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: foreign country by themselves. And she starts crying. And I
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: was like, girl, you are too pretty and too good
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: at soccer to put up with this insecure little man
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: with the high pitch voice. I don't know if this
• 27:26
  Speaker 3: is a Matt Sharp bake out. I think it is
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: because we see a preview where they're together.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: Obviously it's the takeout.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: He maybe is just late, but he's not answering her
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: calls or her text his voice mail. It goes right
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: to voicemail this. I was mad for her.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I think he's just being a jerk to teach her
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: a lesson. But guess what, it's not gonna go any
• 27:48
  Speaker 1: It's not gonna go over well with the production of
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: the film crew, who we are also standing there waiting.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a good point.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: They're gonna be like, oh this, Scott's gonna be hard
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: to work with, you.
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: Know, Uh huh, Okay, let's move on to.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: I've got e b R.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: I am a Abrima Abrima, but his name is Ibraham,
• 28:09
  Speaker 1: but she calls him Abrima.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: This could be one of those things where the American
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: slash uk person pronounces the name however they want to.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're looking at you, Stev.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Maddie and that's fine because his name is Maddie and
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: she calls him Maddie and he's She says, he's always
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: been fine with it, and if he's fine with it,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: we're fine with it. But Abrima and Zena, we don't
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: get much more.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Well, I you know, who we're actually talking about is.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Uh as An and Nicole. No, No, his name was Hazan.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: She called him as.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: In I'm thinking of she goes. She wore all the
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Niki yes, Nicki, and Igor, who she renamed just Justin
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: because she wanted him to be like Justin Timberlake, and
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: so he.
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: Looked like Justin Timberlake a little bit, yeah.
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: Which he didn't. But more egregious was that she never
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: called him by his actual name, and it americanized his
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: name from Igor to Justin.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Sometimes when she got mad at him, she'd be like, okay, Igor,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: like she's.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Like not getting him play his real name.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, Nikki, Okay, we're not going to get much
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: about Abrima of this episode, so if I'm saying his.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: Name wrong, then I'll fix it by next episode.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Guys.
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Okay, the first one, we're always just sort of working
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: out the kinks. Yeah. But we meet Xena. She's sixty five.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: She's from Oxted in the UK, and she says she
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: loves showing off and being perfect and she can't help
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: but look in the mirror because look at her, and
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: you know she wishes she was born rich and not beautiful,
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: but you can't have it all. We get lots of
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: shots of her dancing up in a club in her
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: sensible work clothes, like she is in like a Sean Robinson.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: She from a reunion and some sensible pumps just on
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: a pole and just uh talking Now, Kimberly, here's a
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: hard truth. I'm gonna need love you to tell me. Yeah,
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: do I look like Xena? No? When I was watching it,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I got really concerned that she and I looked alike.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: First of all, you're ten years younger than she is.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: At Lenine nine, much younger than her. Yeah.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: No, absolutely not, because yees.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: Now glimmerating your mind. There's a glimmer in your mind.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: It's like kind of absolutely not, because you put the
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: work in you.
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: I know, you do the procedures and the lights and
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: the creams and the hello lash. I think shake fifty
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: and I know.
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: It's currently Pink Shae twenty.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Pink sha twenty. Apologies, It's still worth it even with
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: twenty percent off. She Zena has this confidence that is
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: inspired but also strange and not warranted, but good for her.
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: You are gorgeous and had go to these parties with
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: the ninety day people and I'd be like, who is
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: that supermodel over there?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: And then if.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: Sina was there, I'd be like, why is my grandma
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: t working? She I love her spirit. I love that
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: she thinks she is beautiful. We do all beautiful, Yes,
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: I love her. Some of us are less beautiful than others.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: Listen. I love her confidence. I love her confidence.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I love that she's just like I can hardly go
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: buy a mirror and not even like a look at
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: how beautiful I am.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: And I think that's great. I do.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: But when they were showing her dancing in her work
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: dress and twerking and things, I was like, oh, in her.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Like shape wear dress, it's height her dress.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: She looks like she just came off a business meeting
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: where they were like, lady, your dress is too tight.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: She's dancing up into class.
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: She was at a conference, some conference for like medical
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: equipment sales or something, and yeah, stepped off the plane
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: at du club and is dancing with the twenty year
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: olds and they're like grinding up on her, and that
• 32:21
  Speaker 3: makes her feel sexy. Maybe because she buys them a
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: lot of drinks or something could be. But I just
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: I think she could. She doesn't look sixty five. I
• 32:32
  Speaker 3: don't think she looks sixty five A great She looks
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: much younger, I think, But she could look younger because
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: she loves procedures, but I think she's not doing enough.
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: Or hasn't done She hasn't done anything on her face.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: She could use a laser treatment or a necklace or something,
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: but she said that's next on our list.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: Well, then I think she'll look great, and then the
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: confidence might match everything else.
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: Well, here's the thing.
• 32:59
  Speaker 1: Zita tells us her favorite music is reggae, but she
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: loves all kinds of music, and then she lists all
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: the music.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: I was like, we got it the music.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Then she meets her friend Lisa, who says that she's
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: almost finished getting her new screw in teeth. So what
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: she is getting is all new teeth, but they're implants, implants,
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: implants screw into the bone.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: So I was wondering what she meant, because the way
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: she made it sound was like dentures. No, God, I
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: love that you are getting new dentures and think that
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: you're super sexy. We should all feel that good. But
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: she meant implants, full on implants. But I haven't noticed
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: you're super expensive. Did you even notice?
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they look like they look like veneers. They look
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: just like nice, kind of decent to perfect teeth. But
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: it's interesting that she's doing them one by one is
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: implants instead of veneers.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: It was wild. But she's talking about how bad it hers.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: My sister had to have an implant, and I mean,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: anybody that's ever had to have an implant in there
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: knows how it is a screw. I mean it's bad,
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: It's really bad. It's interesting, she said. I mean that's
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Or have them do it when you're
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: passed out for your face lift.
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: So she tells us.
• 34:20
  Speaker 1: She tells us she's had a boob job, a tummy tuck,
• 34:23
  Speaker 1: a nose job. She's thinking about next the neck lift.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: And Lisa goes, oh, you're like Chris Jenner and she goes,
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: or share. I was like, okay, good one because probably
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: closer to the age of Chris Jinner. So she says,
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: I'm not really attracted to young guys or super old guys.
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: The young guys have Auntie fetishes, which I had to
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: put the closed caption on to figure out what she said.
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: She says Auntie fetishes, but she's met a nice gentleman
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: named Ibraham. Ibraham is forty four, and Lisa goes, well,
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: that's younger than your daughter, and she goes, I know
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: but I can't the old guys, you know, with the
• 35:01
  Speaker 1: beer guds and wanting to go to bed early. I
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: can't deal with that. So she met Ibraham. He's a
• 35:06
  Speaker 1: waiter in a hotel in the Gambia. Now I don't
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: know what the Gambia is, but is obviously a country
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: in Africa. Okay, she met him with a small country,
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: small country. She was in Africa on holiday and on
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: that trip they had a few dates and now they
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: have a relationship. And Lisa says, you're traveling halfway round
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: the world for a cock.
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she says.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Also, he is black, and she did say her favorite
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: music is reggae music, So I'm immediately thinking sex tourists
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: like wants a black man.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: Well, when we saw the picture of him, I was like, oh,
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: he must be from Jamaica, and that's why she told
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: us reggae music, right, But no, he's from Africa, so
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: all right, So she's calling him on the phone and
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: she tells us, you know, yes, there is an age
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: gap between us, but I don't really see it. You know,
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: he has such an intellectual outlook on the life that
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: he seems the way older.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: He speaks three.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Languages and people say I'm a visa vagina. That's a
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: new one it. Yeah, she says, you know a sex tourist,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm not a sex tourist. If I
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: wanted it in England, I could get it even at
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: my age.
• 36:23
  Speaker 2: Then they do.
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: The most savage cut that we've seen on one of
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: these shows where she says I could still get it
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: even at my age, and then they show her in
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: one of those staircase chairs. Did you press the button
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: and the stair goes up the stairs for you stop it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: She is sitting in the chair and presses the button
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: and he goes right up. As she goes, I can
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: even if I want it, And then she's in one of.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Those God bless the editors.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: So funny. Now she's at her mother's house. But that
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: was funny. That was funny.
• 36:54
  Speaker 3: I'm dead, I missed it completely brutal. That's brutal, brutal editing.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: They might as well like have her go I can
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: still get it, and then like holding up a box
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: of depends, which no shame in any of this. You
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: should still feel sexy at this age.
• 37:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, it's so funny. So anyway, we meet her mom,
• 37:18
  Speaker 1: her mom's name is Ethel. I believe, yes, Ethel, and
• 37:22
  Speaker 1: she's quite an Ethel and she's cute. And she says,
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: my mom is ninety five and going blind. So I
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: come over and after we have dinner and she goes
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: to bed, I will clean her flat for her. And
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: mom says, oh, how's your dating life? And she said,
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: you're still dating Abraham and she goes, yes, the mom
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: is going well, and she goes, wow, he's a really
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: ugly bloke. And Ethel Zena says, people think my mom
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: is just so rude and has dementia, but no, she's
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: always been this way.
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: She's just a bitch.
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: She's just a bitch.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Then Mom continues and says, oh, you must have shit
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: or be blind to think he's a good looking bloke
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: like me.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: I am also blind. Isn't she blind?
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: She did make a joke about having shit in your
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: eyes or being blind, and she in fact is blind.
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: Is Ethel blind?
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: That's so blind?
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: Yes, So she can't see if he's an ugly bloke
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: or not.
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: Well, she's she could see the outline, that's all she needs. Yeah,
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: So she says, well, my mom doesn't like him. She
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: only really likes englishmen or men she's known her entire life.
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: So I think she's trying to not say racist.
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: I think she's trying not to say my mom is
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: a raging racist, and please this is the only time
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: we're filming in her apartment because I don't know what
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: she's gonna say next, right, So she tells her mom.
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: She goes, oh mom, he tweets, treats me like a queen.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: There's no notice of our age, and Mom is funny
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: and drops the rude part. But then she goes, Okay,
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: I understand that you love him, but please don't leave me.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: Please don't move to the Gambia. The talking head Ethel says,
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: you know, I could read between the lines and she
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: doesn't love him, and nothing will come of it, although
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: you know, I hope for her sake it does, because
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: I do love her to bits and I do like this.
• 39:15
  Speaker 1: She cleans my apartment once a week.
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: Okay, But speaking of ugly, she is ugly and I
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: cannot even.
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: See everybody hears ugly. This camera crew is ugly. I
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: don't know who that lady is in the cargo shorts.
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: That's not befitting for a woman.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: You know how ugly you have to be for a
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: blind lady to note that you are ugly, extremely ugly.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: Get out of my apartment.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: Take the sher stare well thing, Oliver Hering, get out
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: of here in slow motion. So okay, so Xena tells
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: us she's had three long term relationships and has four children,
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: seven grandchildren, and one great grandchild.
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: So I would like to do some math here.
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: Okay, My parents were married and had kids young, you know,
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: in their twenties right. My parents are currently eighty five
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: and eighty seven. They have eight grandchildren. My parents eight grandchildren.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: The last two are Anna and John eight grandchildren. They
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: have three and soon to be four great grandchildren. My
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: parents are eighty five and eighty seven, married very young,
• 40:30
  Speaker 1: and then their kids except for me, had kids pretty young.
• 40:34
  Speaker 1: So to be six they're eighty five and eighty seven,
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I'm saying to be sixty five with great grandchildren is
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: a math game. So let's think about this. My oldest
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: sister is sixty two. She has two grandkids. Oh okay,
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: greet kids are four and two.
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: Oh so they're not even kids sitting each time.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: So how could this woman be almost my sister's same
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: age and have great grandchildren.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Well, my college roommate was from the teen pregnancy capital
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: of California. Oh nice, And she would get calls from
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: her parents in college and she was like, who's pregnant now,
• 41:14
  Speaker 3: who's pregnant now? And then when we turned thirty, she
• 41:18
  Speaker 3: found out one of the guys she went to high
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: school with became a grandparent at thirty because they're super
• 41:27
  Speaker 3: into breaking the cycle of teen.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: So fifteen, you had a baby, and then that fifteen.
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: Year pregnant at fourteen, you had a baby at fifteen. Yeah, twice,
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: so it's possible that there was some very young she
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: said she had he's forty four, which is younger than
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: her daughter. So that means that.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: She has a daughter that's forty.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: Five, right, which would mean and she's sixty five. So
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: she had that daughter at twenty.
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: Twenty, and so then if that daughter then had a
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: daughter at twenty.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Twenty, then that would be grandparent, and then another at
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: twenty would be great grandparent. Now I take it back
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: every you don't think that math.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: I don't think the math adds up.
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: I really but can if we're saying that is true.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: I do take back everything I said about her not
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: being super hot, because if you put it in the
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: lens of she's a great grandparent, she's smoking.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah smoking, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, Well.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: She could be in a calendar for great grandma's.
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: So then this is what I wrote.
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, So let's say she had a kid at nineteen,
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: and then when she was thirty nine, that kid was
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: now twenty and had a kid, and then when she
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: was fifty nine that kid had a kid. It could
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: work out, but it's real tight on the nineteen.
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Also, did you subscribe to pink Shade to hear math talk,
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: because you're welcome.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something, guys. I say it all
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: the time. I'm majored in English literature, and I cried
• 43:14
  Speaker 1: tears of joy on the last day of my last
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: math class in college and I made a D and
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: I've never been happier. Okay, So this one daughter and
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: granddaughter whose names we get later, Zoe and Tilly.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Beautiful.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: They're both beautiful, beautiful and seem dare I say, kind
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: of classy.
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 43:36
  Speaker 1: So the daughter Zoe and Tilly and the granddaughter are
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: sitting there and they're like, tell us all about Ebram's life,
• 43:43
  Speaker 1: and it sounds like he lives in a desolate, poor area,
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: and they're they're like, why is he single? And she
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: was like, well, he lives in this terrible area, like
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: he never wanted to get married and not be able
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: to afford to have a wife. He's never had any money,
• 43:59
  Speaker 1: and so they're like huh, And in the talking heads
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: she says, well, yes, of course, I'm very generous with
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: my money. She says she's bought him a mattress, a
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: phone and sends money for his birthday. So I was like, Okay,
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: a mattress, that's really nice. So she's like literally done,
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: and a phone so we can communicate with her. And
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: if she's sending money for his birthday, that's like how
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: many times has she been with him since he's had
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: a birthday?
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: Right? Right?
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: So this daughter says, uh, so you don't think you're
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: a target And the granddaughter goes, look, you could be
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: one of four women that is buying him a mattress
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: and a phone and sending him money, and he could
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: up a different.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Birthday every week or whatever.
• 44:38
  Speaker 1: And Zina says, no, I don't really have money, so
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: why would he target me.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: I don't have a lot of money. He's ever asked
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: for these things.
• 44:46
  Speaker 1: I asked if he needed it, money, food, this mattress,
• 44:49
  Speaker 1: I asked if he needed it, and he sent it.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure he probably mentioned that he slept on
• 44:54
  Speaker 1: the floor or he wasn't.
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Able to eat last week, or you know.
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: First well, scam artists do not care how wealthy you are.
• 45:03
  Speaker 3: They will take whatever little you have. Also, they are
• 45:07
  Speaker 3: very good at asking without actually asking right, so they
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: will make you think that it was your idea to
• 45:14
  Speaker 3: give totally.
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: Totally.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: So the daughter Zoe says, I don't think she's thinking straight,
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: but you know, I hope for her sake she's going
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: to prove us wrong. But I don't have a great
• 45:27
  Speaker 1: feeling about it. So she's like, listen, as long as
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I don't have to go over and talk to Ethel.
• 45:32
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 45:34
  Speaker 3: Either way, we're not saying that people from I would
• 45:37
  Speaker 3: just want to put a blanket statement that we've been
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: talking about scam artists a lot. We're not saying that
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: scam artists are always from other countries, or everyone from
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: other countries, or scam artists. There are some primo scam
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: artists in the United States.
• 45:49
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, look at Genshaw. Yeah, just listen to
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: Queen of the Kahn. They've got lots of them on there.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Watch any date line or like never a special about
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: these Romeo scammered and.
• 46:01
  Speaker 1: They're swindlers all that stuff, dirty John good example. Yes,
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: scam artists come from all over, and they can be
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: women just as well as men.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: Absolutely.
• 46:13
  Speaker 1: So. Now Xia tells us she lives in a retirement community.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: She lives in a retirement community, and she's the youngest woeman.
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: She's such humble, bragging that she's the youngest one there.
• 46:25
  Speaker 1: She's the young one there. She goes, they didn't really
• 46:27
  Speaker 1: like me at first because I was young here. And
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: she's probably also trying to screw all their husbands. And
• 46:33
  Speaker 1: she says, but now I've taken up gardening and making
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: the place look nice, and so now all the elderly
• 46:38
  Speaker 1: like me.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: So that's good.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: So she calls her best friend, and she calls her
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: best friend. Now he she boyfriend, so sorry. She calls
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: her boyfriend and he tells her. Ibram tells her, you're
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: gonna need to stop drinking alcohol, like you're gonna need
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: to stop doing that.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been reading the Koran and I've been thinking
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: about it. Yeah, we just saw you up into club
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: with Lisa last night talking about traveling for cock and
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: getting a face left. So I don't think thinking about
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: any of this. And she says that Ibram is a
• 47:15
  Speaker 1: practicing Muslim and he can have four wives and four
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: sex slaves if he wanted to. I'm so sorry. Are
• 47:27
  Speaker 1: we still in the times of four wives and four
• 47:29
  Speaker 1: sex slaves? That is that current times worth of doing that?
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: I don't think, I am is that what happens in
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: the Gambia? Because I don't think so.
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 47:38
  Speaker 1: But maybe I think she got an outdated version of
• 47:40
  Speaker 1: the Koran and yeah, she's the new abridged version.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, But also why is she's so sure she's the
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: only girlfriend? Then exactly, he could already be practicing polygamy
• 47:53
  Speaker 3: before they're even married.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: She says he would never do that, He couldn't put
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: up with that, like he who's time? Yeah, And so
• 48:03
  Speaker 1: then he goes, listen, you know what I've been talking
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: to you about about buying the taxi And she's like what,
• 48:09
  Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, I'm going to buy the taxi,
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: so I need three thousand pounds and she goes, what
• 48:13
  Speaker 1: that is? Like four thousand dollars, right, yeah, I mean yeah,
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: and he goes, or it's twenty eight hundred dollars, I
• 48:20
  Speaker 1: don't know again, math and anyways, a lot of money.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: And he goes, so, yeah, I'm going to need that money.
• 48:25
  Speaker 1: And she goes, I.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: Don't why I don't have that and he goes, it's.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: A business investment for me, you know, for my business,
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: which means I'm never ever moving there, because I'm starting
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: a business here.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: Right, And she goes, I don't.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I don't have that money at the moment, and the
• 48:40
  Speaker 1: talking heads she says, look, I do have the money. No,
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: she says, I look like I have the money, but
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I don't look at these teeth?
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: Am I right? She says again?
• 48:51
  Speaker 3: Why is she? I love her confidence. She's like, I, look,
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: I have money.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: I look like I have money.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: But if I took out a loan to help him
• 49:01
  Speaker 1: with this, and then he disappears, I'm going to be
• 49:03
  Speaker 1: on the hook to pay it all back, and I
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: need that money for retirement.
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: And I'm dubious, but I would like to help him.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: And then as she's talking to him, going I really
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: don't have it's like, oh oh my internet, Oh my internet.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm in an elevator. Oh I lost you? Click? Yeah,
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: call cuts off? Yeah, he was. I got a call.
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: I gotta I gotta roll the call.
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: I gotta call girlfriend number for if you're not giving
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: me the money for the test, I got.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: To roll the calls. I called you first because you
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: look the.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: Riches in my parent my phone tree.
• 49:32
  Speaker 1: I gotta roll calls, gotta roll them. And that is
• 49:35
  Speaker 1: the end of those two.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Wait, what did you know?
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: Just seen his hero shot? She's doing this like old
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: fashioned dance move like this or something. No, it's really weird.
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: All I'm going to tell you this is the new
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: at When we're recording this, you haven't seen it yet,
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: but when this comes out, we would have seen a
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: couple of weeks of h g A.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: I can't wait to discuss with you. Have you watched it? Ha?
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: No Gino's hero shot?
• 50:06
  Speaker 3: Oh no, does he take his hat off? No?
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: He's like, hey, oh no, no, ladies, get old of this.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: No tell and he's like lifting his hat up like whoa. No, okay,
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: let's move.
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: On to Adnand and Shorna.
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: Oh boy, oh god, okay, Shorna. If bad decisions came
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: in a gorgeous woman's body so water yes.
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:37
  Speaker 3: So Shorna is forty five. She looks like a housewife.
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: She works out, She has a bomb body. She has
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: perfect skin, clothes, hair, makeup, it's all perfection. She had
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: a daughter at twenty one, but she humble brags that
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: she looked so young that people thought she was a
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: teen mom. I believe that. So she met Adnin, which
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: is how she pronounces it, Adnin when she was on
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: holiday in Greece and he works at the hotel. They
• 51:06
  Speaker 3: had a fling. Now I'm pretty sure she said they
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: were having sex in the elevator. I put on the subtils,
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: still couldn't understand. She said there was a big elevator
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: and they were going at it and then went to
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: the room. But I think she was saying they were
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: having sex in the elevator. I'm sure because a friend
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: makes a joke about the elevator later the low. Okay,
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: so they were anyway, very sexual on their trip. He's
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: twenty five, so he has lots of energy, So twenty
• 51:36
  Speaker 3: years difference, but it feels real. It feels like a
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: real relationship. Now her daughter is her best friend and
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: is super sassy and does not approve of this. She says,
• 51:48
  Speaker 3: you're a milf. I think you're a sugar mama. I
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: think there's no way that he's not cheating on you
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: while he's back there and in Greece, and this is
• 51:58
  Speaker 3: a disaster. Mom, you're embarrassing me on TV. And she says,
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: she says he doesn't know the real you. Everyone has
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: secrets and you're like, what secrets? And that she's like,
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: you could be a murderer. She says that about her mom,
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: and then I was like thinking he would be a murderer.
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: But she's saying, even the mom could be a murder.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: You don't know anyone. You never really know anyone, and
• 52:23
  Speaker 3: he might be hiding something because you're hiding something dun't done.
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like right away where I was like, wow,
• 52:32
  Speaker 1: what is it is? She I was like, who was?
• 52:36
  Speaker 1: She a convicted felon and she's turned her life around
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: or she secretly has adopted four hundred cats, Like what
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: is it? Right?
• 52:46
  Speaker 3: And so they're playing with you and she's saying, like,
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: the long distance relationship really was very hard, and it
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: wasn't providing me with enough. He wasn't able to give
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: me enough. So I'm like, oh, she turned to someone else.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: And then she says, I've met someone else, and then
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: I thought, oh, it's a girl. She's like, she's by
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: and she's also dating a girl on the side and
• 53:09
  Speaker 3: he doesn't know about it. And she says he always
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: protects me, and I was like, oh, so it's not
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: a girl. And he shows me unconditional love and he's
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: always there for me, Sugar, dais is when I do
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: you know that I went to an AI boyfriend? I
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: but she the way she's saying he's always there for me,
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: it felt very big brother and I was like, she
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: is obsessed and has spent thousands of dollars on those
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: online boyfriends that people are doing now, and.
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: It's like, I've never heard of such.
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: It's an AI boyfriend who, like you subscribe to like
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: an app or whatever. I don't know if it's real
• 53:49
  Speaker 3: yet or if I just saw it on Law and
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: Order s for.
• 53:51
  Speaker 1: You, but.
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: It They send you texts and chit hap, how are
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: you today, sweetie? Send you flowers on your birthday? Of
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: course it's with your own credit card. They you can
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: text them and ask how you're you know, and they'll
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: be like, how are you doing. I'm so sorry because
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: you know, there's AI therapist now too, so you talk
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: to chat GPT and it will tell you give you
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: life advice and listen to your problems and such. So
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: this is a boyfriend who does the same thing and
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: it's all fake. So that's that's what I thought. And
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: I thought, oh, she spent a ton of money on this,
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: and her heart is now interested in mister I Robot,
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: Robert Robot. Robert Robot would be a good name. So
• 54:35
  Speaker 3: this is what I was thinking. So that, and we
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: are seeing her walking and she's walking in slow mo.
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: And then this young hottie at a cafe looks up
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: and smiles at her, so you're like, oh, that's the guy.
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: She totally is another boyfriend. And then she keeps walking
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: and she walks into a church and she says, he's God,
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: my new person who is there for me and is
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: always watching and judging. Is God, I am. It's just
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: I have become a Mormon. And so she's we see
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: her she's reading the Book of Mormon in a church.
• 55:13
  Speaker 3: She says, I was looking. I really wanted a family
• 55:15
  Speaker 3: oriented church. And one day I saw a post on
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: social media which is where you should find your religion.
• 55:23
  Speaker 1: And she's lucky that day she didn't come to her scientology.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: She's lucky that day Scientology didn't hit up her algorithm,
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: because God knows where she'd be.
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: She could enjoyed.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: I was just going to say she's lucky. Keith Nary
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: wasn't on, wasn't going live that day she saw a post.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: It sucked her in. She fell in love with the religion.
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: It had to. It had to make her change her
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: lifestyle because she was partying and drinking and dressing with
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: her boobs out and her butt out a lot. And
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: they don't approve of that. They believe in more modest
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: clothing and no alcohol and no sex. And we hear
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: these like chimes of the church being like don't it's
• 56:12
  Speaker 3: like an organ like and it's like God's judgment is
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: cast upon you and your vagina and is like, don't
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: do what you're doing. So and remember they were boning
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: in an elevator.
• 56:22
  Speaker 2: Before, right, so love it an elevator.
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So she has not told Adnan about the Mormon
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: thing and that they can't have sex anymore.
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: A couple of things here, My clothes capturing was calling
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: the Mormons of the moments. My clothes cup is over
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: and over, the moment, the Mormon moment, the Mormon moment,
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: this is your Mormon moment.
• 56:48
  Speaker 2: Very pain in Kimberly and.
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: Also has she watched Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Real Housewives,
• 56:54
  Speaker 1: Salt Lake City.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: You can do Mormon two point zero. Yeah, you make
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: your own rules, girl.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Or you can write a book called Bad Mormon
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: and then ambishunned. It's lots of stuff goes on.
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: It's ways to do it, girl. But she's a new Mormon,
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: so she's trying to be an overachiever.
• 57:13
  Speaker 3: Right exactly. I just think forty five is a funny
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: age to like join such a strict religion.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: It is.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: It's like, forty five just seem like a late age
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: to join a cult. I feel like they're most like
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: bringing on younger people. But I could be wrong. Maybe
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: like a midlife crisis age is perfect to join a
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: religion or cult or remember, maybe maybe older people join. Well,
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: she joined Catholicism.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a strict religion.
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: She joined it strict religion, and she went all the
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: way right with it. She was like, how far can
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I go to? Yeah, old Catholicism without being how far
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: can I go?
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: And she went, that's.
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: True, that's absolutely true, and maybe they do get people
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: in those in life change like your early twenties where
• 58:06
  Speaker 3: you're lost, you don't know what you're doing, your mid forties,
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: where you might be going through mid life crisis, you
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: might be becoming an empty nester, your kids are moving out,
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: or maybe like your sixties seventies, when you're like trying
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: to find out like the end of your life, not
• 58:21
  Speaker 3: end of your life, but your next god blessed twenty
• 58:25
  Speaker 3: five years that you have left or whatever that you
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: want to know what comes next or what do I do? Yeah,
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: I could see that. Okay, So anybody can join in
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: a religion or occult at any.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: Age, at any point, you can join.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, I just convince myself. So she goes to church
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: to pray, and then she goes out with her friends
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: who are very much doubting, and they are just skeptical, skeptical.
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Sally's which good for them, and she's like going to
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: try to tell them that this is a great thing
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: and the religion their you know, relationship is great, and
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: they're like no, no, And one says, you might think
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: your connection is real, but nah, And then the other
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: friend me, is it realer?
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: Nah?
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: Nah, And then it cuts to the other friend who goes, nah,
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: his other friend is just like the sidekick like on
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: the talk show, like the one that's sitting on the
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: on the like the couch.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: That's yeah, yeah, on the couch.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: So she admits that she has not told Adnan about
• 59:32
  Speaker 3: the Mormon thing because the Book of Mormon told her
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: that it's cool with lying. I asked, it's fine.
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: How long has she been with him that she's gotten
• 59:41
  Speaker 1: so into a brand new religion and not religion was
• 59:45
  Speaker 1: like two months after her trip. She was like, I
• 59:47
  Speaker 1: feel awful about what I did on that trip. I
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: feel like such a sinner. I shouldn't have done that.
• 59:51
  Speaker 1: Maybe I should try to find a church to ask
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: some forgiveness. And then she full hardcore Mormon and doesn't.
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: Tell she hasn't visited him clearly in the time that
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: right they she joined the religion. So how long does
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: it take to get super into a religion? Just two days?
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Two days, a couple of days, maybe days, So yeah,
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: I would like a timeline on their relationship. So she's
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: they the friends are like, he is twenty five, AKA,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: he's super horny. He is not going to be okay
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: with this sex stuff. And then she says, I know
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: it's going to be really hard because you know when
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: I visit him, we can't even stay in the same house.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 3: And they're like the same room or the same house.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: She's like, no, not the same house.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: We can't. Okay, all right?
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: So the friends with the friend, the one that talks
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: says he's gonna want to go up in that lift,
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: up and down, up and down, up.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: And down, and she means loving an elevator, part loving.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: An elevator and uh. They say, you know what, you
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: really need to be honest before you go, and she says, no,
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: I really think it's something I should tell him in person,
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: and the other friend just goes good luck.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: Our friends are like, you're stupid, Bye bye, bye bye.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: So then we meet Adnan, who is twenty five. He's
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: Albanian and he lives in Greece, but his dream is
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 3: to live in the UK. The money who.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: Else is Albanian? Florian?
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, Florian, what the hell you think?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this?
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is this? Mormon? Like, why you do that? Stupid.
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know, stupid.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: So his dream is to live in the UK. The
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: money and the life is good, he dreams of and
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: it shows him he's sitting in a hot tub and
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 3: then above him. They do a lot of graphics on
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: this show, stuff they do not do on Our ninety
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: Day In the like his his dream, well, I don't
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: know how to explain it. You know. In the corner
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: of the screen, it's like he's dreaming of what we're seeing,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: and as he's saying it, we're seeing images of it
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: pop up. He's dreaming of London Bridge, the Arsenal soccer team,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: the Big Buses, Nando's Chicken, I Love you chick.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: He gets real, real interested in Nando's chicken. Now I
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: have Nando's chickens.
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: It's good. But wow, moving country's for.
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: He does live in Greece. It's bringing good, you know.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they have great chicken in Greece. I love
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: you Nando's Chicken. So he loves everything about Shorna and
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: the UK. It's always the UK and Shorna. So he
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 3: tells his friend Juliano that Shorna is so sexy. He
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: loves older women and when he first saw her, He
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: saw her from behind, saw her shape. He loves her
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: body and have a lot of sex. And Juliano, who
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: has the ugliest Hitler youth haircut I've ever seen, is like, oh,
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: how how excited are you to see the UK and
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: also Shorna. He's like, I'm so excited to see the
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: UK and Shorna as well.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: And you're I'm so excited to have some chicken and
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: see the London Bridge and harvest the British dollar and
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: see Shorana.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: Sure, Franda goes, what are you gonna do there? He's like,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: I'm just gonna walk around and be like I'm in
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: the UK, I'm gonna see the bridge, I'm gonna get
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna eat the chicken, the Nando's chicken. It's that
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: it's spicy but not hot. They're like talking about the
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 3: chicken more than they're talking about Sharna. And so then
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 3: he's like, but I'm so excited to see Shorana. Maybe
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: we'll have a baby. Does Shorna and her forty five
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 3: year old uterists know about this plant?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 1: Does her twenty six year old daughter know about this planet?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, So she is reading the Book of Mormon and
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: then practicing packing for her trip, and she says, you know,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 3: he's Muslim, but he doesn't really practice, so I can
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: easily convert him to Mormonism.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: They're very similar, and I'm sure he would just have
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: no problem flipping over from being a Muslim to being
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 1: a Mormon.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 3: There are two m words, so it's fine. He'll love that.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 3: And her daughter says, you are delusional. Good luck. So
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 3: everyone's just like, I can't They've obviously already tried to
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 3: convince her, and Shorna is not listening. She has the
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 3: spirit of Joseph Smith and her and she does going
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 3: on this Mecca and she is going to bring her
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: lover home. I don't know what the plan is. And
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: they're all just like, good luck, I can't with you anymore.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: She's like, I saw a book of Mormon in the
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: West End and I decided that's for me.
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: That's for me, and I'll see you.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: Such seventy eight, God changed his mind about black people.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: It's crazy, shorn I hope you know about that. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: Did we mention Shorana's black and beautiful?
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: She's so gorgeous and they were showing her body and
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: she was doing those rope things that that people do,
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Like I pop one of those ropes up into.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 3: My face so fast. Yeah, and I think that's a
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 3: craynocket tooth out and then you need one of those
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 3: screwing teeth.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 2: As Zina has I was speaking of missing tooth, I did.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: I did spot one empty hole in short INA's mouth. Really, yeah,
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 1: I was just in the back.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, well, she can't be a housewife until she gets
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: that fixed.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's gonna get She's got to get a screw
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 1: in tooth or a retainer to just fill that hole
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: out there, a little flipper.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, this woman is stunning.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: She is.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 1: When my sister was waiting for her screw and tooth,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: she had a flipper. So it is the very is
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: her front too. She knocked it out literally like in
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: fourth grade on a coke bottel, like really the coke
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: bottle on the playground in fourth grade. So in fourth
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 1: grade she was on seesaw with a coke bottle and
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: somebody like jumped off the other end. And yeah, so
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: her tooth has always been like that. So she finally
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 1: just got it fixed like problems. But so anyway, in
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 1: the time that she was waiting because it's like a
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 1: three it's like a three step process, like you have
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 1: to get the area prepared, then you have to wait
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 1: two months, and then you have to do like a
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: pretend and because it's all about the infection of things
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 1: that could happen. So when she was in the middle
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 1: of the process, you know, they made her a retainer
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 1: with the tooth in it so it looked like her teeth.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 1: So when you go to a restaurant to eat, she
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 1: had to take it out.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: You have to take it out.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, don't look at me while
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: you're eating. She's like, what do you want me to do?
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: I have to be able to eat. Don't look at
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: me with that tooth hole in your mouth. Disgusting.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: I had a friend in theater school who had one
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: of those, and she would take it out to do
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: certain characters, like a character that wouldn't have a friend too.
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 3: And the rest of the time.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: Did she do you tell her she could be a
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: character in love after a lockup?
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: She be welcome.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: She'd been welcome, just with the neck tattoo.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: She just draw it on drawing. Well, that's it, guys.
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: We have three more couples that we haven't met. And
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: no four, we have four couples that we haven't met.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: I missed one.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: We've got you know, there's a Sarah and Asandra.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 1: Finn and Sondra, Sam and Ali, Sarah and Maroc, Marco
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: Sorry and Aura and Andy?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 2: And Aura and Andy? Are you?
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: And the other three are me? So are and Andy
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: are the ones that have quite a height difference. Let's
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: say yes, yes.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: So I didn't give them again, I didn't choose anybody.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Usually I assigned if it's people that we already know,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I will usually sometimes give Kimberly the short end of
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 1: the stick on the assignment and pick the people that
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: I like more. But on this, but on this, I
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 1: have nothing to go on other than we already knew
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 1: Sam and Ali.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: So I just did.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 1: I went through the Instagram slide and said, do you
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: take the first three, I'll take the next four. And
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: that's how it landed. That was my speaking of math.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: I did it all right, guys.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: So, like I said at the beginning, this episode one
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: is on the free feed as a bonus. If you
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: like ninety day UK, I want to hear the rest.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Episode two and three will already be over there. On
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: the ten dollars feed because they put out episode one, two,
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 1: three together, which was so great. When they do that,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: it's just so great to kind of pre record three episodes.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 1: In case of Love is Blind, they do ten. That's
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 1: so fun, and then they'll be out weekly after that
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: and you will find the rest of them two through However,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: many over on ten dollars Pink Shade Prime. Kimberly has
• 1:08:41
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• 1:08:43
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• 1:08:46
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  Speaker 1: podcast in the world.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: Sure, in the same way that Zena is the most
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  Speaker 3: beautiful and looks the most richest of anyone. Well, in
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  Speaker 3: this show, I am the number one true crime podcast
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  Speaker 3: in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, you did win a Creator of the Year at
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Crime Con last year. You're going back this year to
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: defend your crown, and it'll be.
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  Speaker 3: So embarrassing now, but it's not nominated. I would I
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  Speaker 3: don't care if we win, but I would hope that
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: we would be nominated again, because if we have to
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: present the award to the winner and we aren't nominated,
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: then that would be embarrassing.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 1: I have to tell you that I listened this past week,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 1: which will be old news by the time this comes out.
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 1: But as I was driving back and forth to the beach,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 1: I was listening to Crime Junkie because she did a
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: thing on she did a thing on Karen Reid, and
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: she did a thing on.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: Coburger.
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  Speaker 1: I think I was listening to those, and I don't
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: know anyway, I kind of got into a rabbit hole
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: listening to it. But it's sort of sort of lull
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: me into being asleep because it's so like soothie. But man,
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 1: they got a lot of commercials on that show. Like
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 1: I know people complained about commercials, but I would say,
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: it's an hour and a half show and thirty five
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: to forty minutes or commercials like what like huge chunks
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of like ten minutes of commercials like.
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  Speaker 3: Time, and you get paid per download and she is
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: way more downloads than we do, so I cannot imagine
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: how much bank she's making.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 1: She's a rich, rich lady who doesn't care if people'll
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: complain about exactly I would love good rich Tonight Women's
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: the Party Women, Okay, love it? Everybody, Please follow me
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 1: on Instagram at Pink Shade Pod. Please follow Kimberly and
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: Katie on Instagram at date, dateline, and we'll be back
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: for the next episode. And like I said, it's already
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: over in the ten dollars Prime feed and if you
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 1: want to listen to it.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: That's where it is. I hope you enjoyed it.
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 1: And there'll be fun songs over there that I can't
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 1: put here because they're.
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  Speaker 3: Not royalty free.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, fine, still power, don't building mo