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Classic moment: Bebe Rexha's Boyfriend List · Billy & Lisa in the Morning

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  Speaker 1: She wants a baby daddy, her future baby daddy, as
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  Speaker 1: she says.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Can you read the list quickly? Because some of it
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  Speaker 3: is kind of, I don't know, weird.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit. So she wants a six or seven
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  Speaker 1: as far as looks.
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  Speaker 2: Six, seven.
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  Speaker 1: Personality, she says, is key for her. She wants someone
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  Speaker 1: taller than her, so it needs to be a guy
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  Speaker 1: who's at least 5'8 and up. She wants someone to
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  Speaker 1: be successful and not a moocher. He has to be
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  Speaker 1: richer than her, she says. And then she lists like
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  Speaker 1: morals at the end like, oh, yeah, by the way.
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  Speaker 4: By the way.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, by the way. But a lot of what
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  Speaker 3: she's saying does kind of make sense. It's pretty common, right?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, common.
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  Speaker 3: Height is important.
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  Speaker 2: I think what you do for a living and how
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  Speaker 2: much you make certainly has to come up at some point.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, my question to these lists and these requirements is
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  Speaker 6: what if someone matches all of them but not one?
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  Speaker 6: Are you willing to make the compromise? You know, what
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  Speaker 6: if they're great looking, great personality, but they don't make
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  Speaker 6: as much money?
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  Speaker 3: Because it's going to be next to impossible to find perfection.
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  Speaker 1: Well, with her, I mean, she makes so much money.
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  Speaker 1: So you're right. They could have everything but not be
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  Speaker 1: as successful.
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  Speaker 4: She makes the writing money.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 4: She's written a lot of songs.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, there's the key. The money's in the writing.
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  Speaker 4: In the writing.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, guys.
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  Speaker 7: It's Gabby.
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  Speaker 8: The biggest thing for me.
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  Speaker 1: in a.
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  Speaker 8: Guy that they have to have is a sense of
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  Speaker 8: humor like please make me laugh that is like the
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  Speaker 8: most attractive thing i feel ever um and then obviously
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  Speaker 8: kindness and respect but oh my gosh like just make
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  Speaker 8: me laugh and you got me.
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  Speaker 2: Hooked here's the thing yeah Here's the thing about the humor.
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  Speaker 3: I think it fades over time.
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  Speaker 2: Like my wife, Michelle, used to laugh hysterically at me
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  Speaker 2: and now she just rolls her eyes.
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  Speaker 3: Same with your wife, Jen, right?
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  Speaker 4: Same thing. Yeah. Does not laugh at my jokes.
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  Speaker 3: Nothing I say is funny right now.
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  Speaker 2: I love that.
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  Speaker 4: But I'll tell the same joke around other people and
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  Speaker 4: they'll laugh.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I say it to her and she just rolls her eyes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Just, yeah, okay, whatever. Heard that one before.
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  Speaker 4: Come up with some new material.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: So the humor thing is important, I think, early on
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  Speaker 2: because it helps break the ice with a lot of
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  Speaker 2: other conversations.
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  Speaker 3: Very true. But the humor is going to go away.
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  Speaker 3: Trust me.
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  Speaker 6: Listen, I grew up with a kid, a friend of mine,
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  Speaker 6: you know, wasn't the best looking kid, but got all
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  Speaker 6: the girls because he was so funny.
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  Speaker 4: He could make any girl laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Upon meeting him.
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  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 3: But again, over time, those laughs become eye rolls.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: At one point, they just go in another room and cry.
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  Speaker 9: Noah the Caddy here on my way into the city
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  Speaker 9: with my mother. I have all of those qualities I'm
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  Speaker 9: sure my mom would attest to, except for the money.
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  Speaker 9: That's the problem.
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  Speaker 3: I met Noah the Caddy.
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  Speaker 1: You did.
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  Speaker 3: He showed up at Ghibli's, right? At Ghibli's last week.
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  Speaker 2: He came in and he gave me a golf ball
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  Speaker 2: with my name on it because he's a caddy.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he's around golf balls all the time.
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  Speaker 4: That was really nice of him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, nice guy. Very nice guy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, shout out to Noah the Caddy and his mom
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  Speaker 6: listening right now.
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  Speaker 4: We appreciate it.
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  Speaker 7: I don't really care how much money a man makes
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  Speaker 7: if I'm looking to date him, but he has to
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  Speaker 7: have a job that's decently paying, and he has to
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  Speaker 7: have a car. I'm not going to drive somebody around
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  Speaker 7: like I'm their mom, and I'm not going to pay
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  Speaker 7: for everything because– such and such doesn't have a job
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  Speaker 7: and doesn't want to get a job. So must be employed,
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  Speaker 7: must have their own transportation and not live in their
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  Speaker 7: mom's basement. Thank you very much.
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  Speaker 3: That's the bare minimum.
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  Speaker 2: Can we all agree that a job and a car
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  Speaker 2: are mandatory?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, that's the basic.
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  Speaker 4: That was me.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't have a license until I was 25. So
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  Speaker 6: I didn't have a car.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you're a late bloomer.
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  Speaker 4: So, you know, they'd have to pick me up.
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  Speaker 2: And you can say right now, What a person makes
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  Speaker 2: doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: Eventually it will.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's the other thing Bebe Rexha said.
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  Speaker 2: She doesn't want to pay 50-50.
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  Speaker 4: She wants this.
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  Speaker 3: Guy to pay for everything, even though she can't.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. But is that going forward or is that just
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  Speaker 4: in the beginning?
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  Speaker 1: I know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know.
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You got to pick up the tab.
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  Speaker 4: In the beginning? What about after like a year?
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  Speaker 1: What do they do, Taylor and Travis? Who's paying for what?
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  Speaker 1: Because she obviously can afford to pay for everyone.
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  Speaker 3: I think both of their money is all in one
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  Speaker 3: thing now.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't matter who's paying.
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  Speaker 4: I think you're right.
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  Speaker 1: It's all together.
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  Speaker 4: It's a different ballgame.
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  Speaker 10: Hey, morning crew. So I'm happily married, but I met
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  Speaker 10: my husband on online dating. And my criteria wasn't crazy
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  Speaker 10: like that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm 5'2.
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  Speaker 10: My husband's 5'4.
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  Speaker 1: I was just like, he just.
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  Speaker 10: Needs to be a good person, have a job, have drive,
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  Speaker 10: have motivation to better himself, and not live in his parents'
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  Speaker 10: basement because that was a huge turnoff. And honestly, on
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  Speaker 10: the dating website, good luck to anybody out there because
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  Speaker 10: it's literally like what's left. So God bless. Have a
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  Speaker 10: wonderful Christmas.
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  Speaker 2: So you're choosing between what's left now. But I agree
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  Speaker 2: with that. Like living in the basement, there's no second date.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, maybe a transitional period, you know.
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  Speaker 3: I mean it's– yeah. College age it's fine.
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  Speaker 1: But I have to say though because remember, Justin, you
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  Speaker 1: used to talk about your wife and she knew you
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  Speaker 1: like in your fat days and all that kind of
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  Speaker 1: stuff and she loved you then and she loves you now.
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  Speaker 1: So it's almost like you do want someone who is
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  Speaker 1: just going to take you for who you are, right,
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  Speaker 1: and love you and always love you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no matter what.
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  Speaker 3: No matter what.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, Justin, can I ask you to follow up on
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  Speaker 3: the fat days? No.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: I mean you were really fat.
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  Speaker 2: Has your wife ever said, God, I miss the fat, Justin?
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  Speaker 3: Like ever?
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  Speaker 4: Kind of, yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Because now I'm so crazy with the fitness and health
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  Speaker 6: and that kind of addictive personality that sometimes she'll be like,
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  Speaker 6: you know what? I miss when you would just– Taco
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  Speaker 6: Bell every night.
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  Speaker 3: See?
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  Speaker 2: Aw, see?
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  Speaker 3: That's love. So you got to do more of that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, you got to go back to Taco Bell. No, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: No, I mean, you should make your cheat nights, make
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  Speaker 2: it a you and Jen thing where you're both going
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  Speaker 2: and gorging yourself like you used to.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, we could. Yeah, I put a hurtin' on that
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  Speaker 4: Taco Bell menu.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, 50 bucks.
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  Speaker 4: 50 bucks gets you a lot of tacos. That sounds
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  Speaker 4: like a lot of food.
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  Speaker 3: You know what? I didn't know you well then, but
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  Speaker 3: I miss the fat days.
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  Speaker 4: It was quite a scene.
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  Speaker 5: Good morning, Mrs. Kim. One of the qualities that I
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  Speaker 5: love and I found it is someone who lets you
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  Speaker 5: be you, lets you be yourself, doesn't try to change you,
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  Speaker 5: doesn't try to shut you up. My boyfriend called in
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  Speaker 5: on Friday to nominate me. So out of his comfort zone,
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  Speaker 5: he hates any social media. I'm a big Instagram queen,
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  Speaker 5: Facebook queen. I drag him into it. He just wants
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  Speaker 5: to die. But he goes along with it. He lets
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  Speaker 5: me be me. His score went from 75 percent to
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  Speaker 5: 85 percent as of Friday.
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  Speaker 7: Wow.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's really important.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: There's got to be some compromise. That's my thing with this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, absolutely.
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  Speaker 3: You've got to have some compromise with it.
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  Speaker 4: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you're going by a strict list now,
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  Speaker 2: you're going to be going by a strict list for
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  Speaker 2: the rest of your life.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to affect your relationship. You're going to be miserable. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, on this Bebe Rexha, Baby Daddy thing, how do
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  Speaker 2: you apply for that?
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  Speaker 4: Is that like a LinkedIn job posting? Is it in
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  Speaker 4: the newspaper?
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  Speaker 7: Is it in the ledger?
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  Speaker 10: Just let me know how I drop my resume or
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  Speaker 10: sample off.
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  Speaker 4: And– I'll be in the running.
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  Speaker 3: All right, bud. I love him. The ledger.
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  Speaker 2: Sample. Right.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, she did post it on her Twitter for everybody.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, so he can reach out, you know.
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  Speaker 4: Send a DM.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, put yourself in the mix.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody's in the running.
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  Speaker 4: You can always send a DM. Maybe she'll respond. Who knows?
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  Speaker 4: You never know. Anyway.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, guys.
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  Speaker 10: It's Specialty Billy.
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  Speaker 8: Listen, I'm not very hard to please. I just need
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  Speaker 8: a couple things.
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  Speaker 3: I need a nice head of hair.
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  Speaker 8: A TV show, a radio show, and a book.
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  Speaker 2: Hey-o!