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Set 1: The Big Opens! (w/ Stugotz and Hochman) · Stugotz and Company

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  Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I think we got one.
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  Speaker 3: You're going to enjoy Today's Stu Gotts.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm going to enjoy it. But is the audience
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  Speaker 2: going to enjoy it? Well?
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  Speaker 3: When I say you're going to enjoy it, I really
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  Speaker 3: mean the audience, the podcast audience in general, because they
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  Speaker 3: seem to be enjoying what we're doing on the with
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  Speaker 3: Stu Gotts and Hawkman Pod.
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  Speaker 2: And we're enjoying it.
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  Speaker 3: I look at the comments on YouTube and social media. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: people get to a little dose of stuff that they
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  Speaker 3: probably haven't heard, sometimes for twenty years, and it brings
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  Speaker 3: a smile to their face and it does to our
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  Speaker 3: face as well. Like today, you're going to hear stuff
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  Speaker 3: that you haven't heard, honestly in over a decade. It's
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  Speaker 3: going to feel like, oh, yeah, this is great. I
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  Speaker 3: remember it and I remember why that was in there.
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  Speaker 3: But it's like it was a comfort food, little little
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  Speaker 3: meat loaf for today's pod.
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  Speaker 4: And I love that the audience loves it because if
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  Speaker 4: you grew up of us, grew up with the show,
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  Speaker 4: if the show means something to you, to have two
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  Speaker 4: of the main parts of the show kind of walk
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  Speaker 4: you through what they were thinking as that stuff went down.
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  Speaker 4: That has to be very cool. So they enjoy it,
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  Speaker 4: we enjoy doing it, and that's a very cool thing.
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  Speaker 2: Hawk da. I love meatloaf so funny and food.
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  Speaker 3: I love meat loaf, Yeah, a lot of I love meatloaf.
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  Speaker 3: When I was a kid, my mom made meat loaf
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  Speaker 3: and I made the mistake once of telling her, oh,
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  Speaker 3: I really enjoy this meat loaf, and then she fed
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  Speaker 3: it to me for nine months straight and then I
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  Speaker 3: was like, Okay, this is enough meat loaf.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want meat loaf every day.
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  Speaker 3: But it's a little running joke in my household because
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  Speaker 3: I happened to like meat loaf and my wife doesn't.
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  Speaker 3: And we've been married twenty eight years, right, she has
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  Speaker 3: made meat loaf once because she doesn't like meat loaf.
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  Speaker 3: And the one time she made the meat loaf, I
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  Speaker 3: know she purposely fucked it up so that I'd never
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  Speaker 3: asked for it again. She sabotaged the meat loaf. It
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  Speaker 3: was more like a sloppy Joe. It was like, you
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  Speaker 3: know how it's in like the the you know, like
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  Speaker 3: the container that gives it its shape.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, it was.
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  Speaker 3: Like soupy I'm like, there's no it's missing the loaf.
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  Speaker 3: There's meat here, there's no loaf, And she never made
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  Speaker 3: it sense. The only decent meat loaf that used to
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  Speaker 3: be out there was Boston Market. They had a very
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  Speaker 3: good meat loaf. But I don't don't think they exist anymore.
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  Speaker 4: I think there's still a couple out there, very underrated
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  Speaker 4: fast food place Boston Market for me, at least, you know.
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  Speaker 5: I think you can make the argument that no food
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  Speaker 5: has worse pr than meat loaf.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's plain vanilla. I mean brussel sprouts. Maybe
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  Speaker 2: I like Brussels sprouts.
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  Speaker 5: I like Brussels sprouts, but the pr around brussels sprout
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  Speaker 5: rights it down.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, yes, it gets a bad rap. So what Hawk's
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  Speaker 4: wife did? Why would she slave over something she's not
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  Speaker 4: gonna eat, she doesn't like, So she made you a
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  Speaker 4: terrible meat loaf so you'll never have it again.
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  Speaker 3: I mean on the opposite side of that, I mean
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  Speaker 3: I've told this sort of crowder a million times, and
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  Speaker 3: I think I used to tell it on the on
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  Speaker 3: the show with you and Dan. You know, when we
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  Speaker 3: first met, when we were dating, her big cooking item
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  Speaker 3: was stuffed peppers. So she would make these, you know,
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  Speaker 3: green peppers that were stuffed with ground beef and spices
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  Speaker 3: and whatever.
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  Speaker 2: Stuff peppers. This is a thing.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't aware that stuff peppers were things till I
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  Speaker 3: started dating her. So I'm in the polite stage of
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  Speaker 3: our relationship because we're just getting to know each other.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 2: So she's like, oh, you like the stuff peppers. I'm like, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: that's great.
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  Speaker 3: She starts putting out these stuffed peppers like three times
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  Speaker 3: a week, and.
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  Speaker 2: I gotta be honest with you. I don't think I
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  Speaker 2: ever really liked them that much.
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  Speaker 3: Like it was fine, right stool, But I was in
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  Speaker 3: the stage where it's like, oh, yeah, this is great,
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  Speaker 3: this is great, and man, I finally was like the
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  Speaker 3: second year of marriage, I go, I gotta be honest
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  Speaker 3: with you. If I see another stuff pepper, I'm throwing
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  Speaker 3: it through a fucking window.
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  Speaker 2: That was the last time we ever had stuff peppers.
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  Speaker 4: Had she made you the meat loaf before you got married,
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  Speaker 4: and it was terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Would you be married? That's a great call. That's a
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  Speaker 2: great call.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't compare to Mom's meat loaf, but I think meat
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  Speaker 3: loaf gets a fair rap. Taylor now that I think
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  Speaker 3: about it because I said, like this podcast.
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  Speaker 2: Today, I think is like comfort food. It's like meat loaf.
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  Speaker 2: Isn't that a good a good reputation comfort food?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe closer to my demographic. I feel like meat loaf
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  Speaker 5: has a negative connotation to it.
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  Speaker 2: It's an old person's food. Young people don't eat meat loaf.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, But if you go to Buddha's place, what's
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  Speaker 4: the place that Maxis show, Yes, Burton Maxis. If you
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  Speaker 4: get his meat loaf, his meat loaf is wrapped in bacon. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: that's a different.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of meat loaf. It is delightful. They dress it up.
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  Speaker 2: Nowadays they get cutesy with the meat loaf. Yes, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it used to be, Hey, here's a loaf, it's made
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  Speaker 2: of meat. Enjoy it. And we were fine, we liked it.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Now you got to dress it up with bacon
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  Speaker 3: and sometimes they put an egg right in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of it.
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  Speaker 2: You know they get they get cutesy with the meat loaf. Well,
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  Speaker 2: that's the farmhouse burger. He does the burger, the bacon,
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  Speaker 2: the egg. It's fantastic, a fried egg, but bacon.
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  Speaker 4: That is the positive pr that every food needs. It's
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  Speaker 4: just all it needs is bacon.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you had bacon to anything and immediately becomes
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  Speaker 3: a more attractive menu item.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, bacon on its own, but don't serve me. You know,
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  Speaker 2: these people there's such liars.
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  Speaker 3: You think, oh, I don't like crispy bacon. Yea, who
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  Speaker 3: the fuck doesn't like crispy bacon? Like they're people, They're like,
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  Speaker 3: oh no, no, no, I want the bacon like I want
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  Speaker 3: to be able to cut into it like it's a
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  Speaker 3: piece of meat.
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  Speaker 6: You know.
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  Speaker 3: Even some of these places they have candied bacon or
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  Speaker 3: like a bacon appetizer Billionaires bacon they have at some places.
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  Speaker 3: It's a very thick cut of bacon and it's almost like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, forking into a piece of meat.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I know what bacon is.
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  Speaker 3: That bacon is a crispy, little shriveled up thing that
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  Speaker 3: comes out of a plastic packet with Oscar Mayer on it. Like,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like, don't call it like, I know what
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  Speaker 3: bacon is, So don't give me this fancy foo foo
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  Speaker 3: bacon at the bar. I think I'm gonna get a
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  Speaker 3: plate with some strips of bacon. You know, I had
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  Speaker 3: it the other night at Nyy Steakhouse. Right, and they've
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  Speaker 3: got I went there with my wife and some before
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  Speaker 3: we move back to Tampa.
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  Speaker 2: They've got bacon and it's hanging. The display is beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: It's hanging over corn bread, so the fat and the
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  Speaker 2: grease drips off the bacon into the corn bread to
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  Speaker 2: give it flavor.
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  Speaker 3: And it's fantastic. But then you also have to eat
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  Speaker 3: the bacon. It's a big, thick, honking you know, a
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  Speaker 3: hunk of meat. It's like, hey, I just ordered a
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  Speaker 3: steak right now, I'm gonna eat this bit thick cut
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  Speaker 3: of meat before the steak.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know, a little bit overkill here, right.
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  Speaker 4: You need a fork and a steak knife just to
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  Speaker 4: get through the bacon. It's like, give me a favor,
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  Speaker 4: Give me the bacon on a paper towel, on a
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  Speaker 4: paper plate that's all crunched up.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to crunch in my mouth like a springle.
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  Speaker 3: Why I don't trust anyone, right who doesn't say, when
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  Speaker 3: ordering bacon somewhere crispy please, yes? Because the default is
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  Speaker 3: never crispy.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: The chef, the.
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  Speaker 3: Cook, he just wants to get the bacon off the thing.
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  Speaker 3: He wants to market down that they've done it. Anyone
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  Speaker 3: who doesn't say.
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  Speaker 2: Crispy, I don't trust you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, saying Taylor would love the NYY Steakhouse. He's a
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  Speaker 4: Yankee fan. You've been there. I've been there several times.
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  Speaker 2: He would love. It's like a shrine to the New
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  Speaker 2: York Yankees. Really is Yeah, third chain, aren't they?
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  Speaker 3: I think they have one or two up in New York.
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  Speaker 3: I believe this is the only one outside of like
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  Speaker 3: the metropolitan New York area.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But speaking of bacon, some of the best bacon I've
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  Speaker 4: ever had and hockey. You've been there, and I think
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  Speaker 4: you were there with you know what you're gonna say,
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  Speaker 4: Prime one twelve. Yep, Taylor. Normally, you go to a restaurant,
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  Speaker 4: you're waiting for your table. You go up to the bar,
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  Speaker 4: you get a couple of drinks. There's no food. Maybe
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  Speaker 4: there's a bowl of peanuts. Okay, you go to the
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  Speaker 4: bar waiting for your table. At Prime one twelve, what
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  Speaker 4: they served there for free is bacon. It's a bacon
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  Speaker 4: in a cup.
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  Speaker 2: So genius because bacon salty makes you thirsty.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, but that like legendary man, and I would never,
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  Speaker 3: by the way, complain about bacon that's free.
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  Speaker 2: But you ever go, like, I don't know, you go
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  Speaker 2: to a country.
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  Speaker 3: Club when you're in Boca, you go to Woodfield country Club,
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  Speaker 3: or you go on a cruise or whatever, and they
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  Speaker 3: got the big cafeteria style tub of bacon. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you really got to It's like panning for gold. You
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  Speaker 3: got to throw it through it because it's gonna be
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  Speaker 3: eighty percent, you know, wavy.
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  Speaker 2: Un Yeah, just like gobs a fat.
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  Speaker 3: And I look at these people who just take, you know,
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  Speaker 3: a tongue full like they're not even like looking through it.
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  Speaker 3: They just take a tongue for it, right, you just
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  Speaker 3: put a tongue full of fat on your plate, Like,
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  Speaker 3: what the fuck is wrong with you? It's the most
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  Speaker 3: disgusting thing I've ever seen. I'm going through it like
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  Speaker 3: I'm searching. I'm like an archaeologist in there, searching for
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  Speaker 3: the right bone to finish off the t rex that
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  Speaker 3: I've been assembling for twenty seven years. Like I'm looking
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  Speaker 3: for the one piece of bacon that accidentally got caught
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  Speaker 3: under another piece and got cooked twice by the chef
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  Speaker 3: that's just trying to get out seventeen pounds.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, bacon, don't select your bacon all willy nilly. You
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  Speaker 4: gotta like sift the I'm totally with you. You gotta
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  Speaker 4: sift through the goal.
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  Speaker 2: Imagine.
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  Speaker 4: It was just like, you know, you're going to a
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  Speaker 4: buffet and in one of the displays it was just
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  Speaker 4: a bunch of money and there's dollar bills, five dollar bills,
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  Speaker 4: ten dollar bills, fifty dollars bills, one hundred dollar bills.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you're just gonna take what's on top the
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  Speaker 4: dollar bills for the hundreds.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, I just grab money because I wanted money.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, how about you want the good money? Yeah? Like,
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  Speaker 2: what are we doing here? I'm gonna sit there, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: just a glob of fat. Who the fuck eats this?
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  Speaker 1: Right?
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  Speaker 2: I know we have to get to the show.
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  Speaker 4: But Taylor, I think is aware at this point that
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  Speaker 4: you and I could do a three hour show on
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  Speaker 4: Just Bake It.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I pretty much do that on my radio show.
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  Speaker 3: If you listen, it's one oh four point three FM
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  Speaker 3: two till six in the afternoon, and every day. The
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: biggest complaint I get on the text line twenty years
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  Speaker 3: I've been doing radio. The biggest complaint I get ten
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  Speaker 3: years afternoon drive on WQAM the single biggest most often
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  Speaker 3: texted complaint. I get all you do is talk about food, right, well, yes,
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: get the sports, right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, get the sports.
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  Speaker 4: Here's a realize the show you want to do is
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  Speaker 4: a food show.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm doing the show I want to do,
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  Speaker 3: and when they're tired of me doing it, they'll tell
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  Speaker 3: me to stop.
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  Speaker 2: I love the guy.
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  Speaker 3: They'll be like a guy who text in will be like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: the show could be better, or you'd do yourself such
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  Speaker 3: a favor if you would talk more sports.
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  Speaker 2: And I go, I don't know. I think it's kind
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  Speaker 2: of working. Yeah, ten years.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm the longest running afternoon host on WQAM since,
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  Speaker 3: like maybe ever.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever I'm doing is working.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I was gonna say Joe Rose, but we plucked him
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  Speaker 4: away at seven ninety for a couple of years, and
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  Speaker 4: so you're right.
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  Speaker 2: I think hawk the.
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  Speaker 5: Sports analysis that I go to Hawkman Crowder in Saloni
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  Speaker 5: for is when you say, enter Sandman is blank years
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  Speaker 5: old today? Do you know who is famous for this song?
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  Speaker 5: And Crowder's response is the key closer.
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  Speaker 3: Riviata Marina, riviata marino is what he suggested yesterday when
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  Speaker 3: we played enter Sandman. Yes, and then of course I
• 12:09
  Speaker 3: told him, Oh, you nailed it again, Yata Marina. He
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  Speaker 3: once famously referred to Roberto Lawogo as Loberto Rungo.
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  Speaker 2: Loberto Rungo. It happens, Yeah, it happened. Hey's the crazy one,
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  Speaker 2: or are we?
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  Speaker 1: So?
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  Speaker 3: Here's a direct message on Instagram from a listener of
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  Speaker 3: the with Stugotts and Hawkman podcast. Hey Man, love the
• 12:35
  Speaker 3: show with Stugotts and listen to you guys after the
• 12:38
  Speaker 3: original Lebron decision. Stuff from the old days always makes
• 12:41
  Speaker 3: me smile. I'd love to hear more Hackman, which we
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  Speaker 3: will get to.
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  Speaker 2: Please. Ask Stu if he still bets the over in
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  Speaker 2: the Pro Bowl. I do.
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  Speaker 4: I don't see any sense in betting unders in general,
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  Speaker 4: so if I take a total, I'm always going over.
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  Speaker 4: I like to root for good things to happen. I
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  Speaker 4: don't like to root for things to not happen. And
• 13:02
  Speaker 4: if you take it under, what you're rooting for is
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  Speaker 4: for no one to score. So I just I rarely
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  Speaker 4: do take the totals. I do it for the Pro
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  Speaker 4: Bowl every year. It's a tradition unlike any other. But
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  Speaker 4: I like taking overs. Because I like rooting for points.
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  Speaker 4: You know, Hall of Fame game is next week. We
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  Speaker 4: have NFL football on our TV's next week. I don't
• 13:20
  Speaker 4: know if I call the Hall of Fame game NFL football,
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  Speaker 4: but it's football.
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  Speaker 2: Nonetheless, I do the same thing every year. Oh it's back.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so excited. I'm going to sit down in front
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  Speaker 2: of the TV.
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  Speaker 3: I watched one series and I go, who the fuck
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  Speaker 3: are these people who's.
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  Speaker 2: Playing in that game?
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  Speaker 5: Do we know it's the Cardinal Rolina Cardinals and Carolina
• 13:38
  Speaker 5: because of Luke Keikley and Fitzgerald And.
• 13:41
  Speaker 3: Someone pointed out for US Hurricanes fans, we'll probably see
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: a decent amount of Carson Wentz, Carson Beck.
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  Speaker 2: Carson back. Excuse yes, why would we see Carson Wentz?
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, I was just I was thinking, wait, you're
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: right right, Carson Wentz go to Miami.
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  Speaker 3: That necessitated a pause. That was a good call, but
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  Speaker 3: it was Carson begnan. We're going to see a lot.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate you not just agreeing with me, actually listening
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  Speaker 3: to what I had said, and I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Starting, wait a second, it's not adding up.
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  Speaker 4: One of the things that's changed about me since we
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  Speaker 4: last did radio is I have started to listen.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody dms me.
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  Speaker 3: I thought this was funny because I don't really listen
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  Speaker 3: to Dan's show now, I'll be honest, But he says, Hi, Mark,
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  Speaker 3: first time, longtime love the Stugats and Hawkman Pod. I
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  Speaker 3: listen to a lot of old shows and the clips
• 14:32
  Speaker 3: you guys play. What sticks out is how loose and
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: relaxed Dan is.
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  Speaker 2: He seems so uptight.
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  Speaker 3: Now that's probably a fair observation from the clips that
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  Speaker 3: I see on social media. Obviously he's got more pressure
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: now he's running a multimillion dollar company.
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  Speaker 2: He's older.
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  Speaker 3: We all get a little more cantankerous as we get older.
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  Speaker 3: But when I do go back and listen these old clips,
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  Speaker 3: he is so loose.
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  Speaker 2: Where us cutting it up, We're laughing half the time.
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  Speaker 4: One of the things that made Dan so good at
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  Speaker 4: doing this, and one of the reasons I wanted him
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  Speaker 4: to do this, is he was so relaxed. His style
• 15:12
  Speaker 4: was different. It was so conversational. He wasn't impacted by
• 15:16
  Speaker 4: texters and listeners telling us what we should be talking
• 15:20
  Speaker 4: about when we need to talk about it. He would
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  Speaker 4: come out of segments in a way that most radio hosts.
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  Speaker 4: Most radio hosts, as you know, Hawk, are very mechanical, right,
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  Speaker 4: They're going to do the same thing every single segment,
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  Speaker 4: and he would start his very conversational But you're right,
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  Speaker 4: he's gotten more stressed out. He's not nearly as relaxed
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  Speaker 4: as he used to be. And I think that's just
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  Speaker 4: directly a product of hey, because before he was just.
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  Speaker 2: Worried about our three hours or hour four hours.
• 15:46
  Speaker 4: Now he's worried about an entire business and an industry
• 15:49
  Speaker 4: that is collapsing at times.
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: You know, Sony DMS Hawk loved the podcast.
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: I can't thank you guys enough for bringing back the
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: glory days of the show. Cally Endo has been mentioned
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: a lot lately, and his segments were always a hit.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: There is one in particular I've been searching for on
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: the Internet for years and have been unable to find it.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: It was sometime between twenty ten twenty twelve Calliendo did
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: an impression of either Jim Rome or Dennis Miller and
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: Arnold Schwarzenegger ordering a pizza. I don't remember the details,
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: but I do remember it being some of the hardest
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: I've ever laughed in my life. I'd love to be
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: able to hear it again. I am searching for it
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: for you, sir. I have so many Frank Callendo files
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: that it's hard for me to narrow it down from
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: that description. So I am searching actively the Caliendo files
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: to see stuff that I can play on this podcast.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Anyway, what I.
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: Recall is that we had a number of Frank's characters
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: go through or drive through that one.
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: The McDonald's drive through.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: I have that one's marked like that one's super easy.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: This one ordering the pizza, I just don't. I don't
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: have that marked anywhere ese. I'm looking for it. Calliendo.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: By the way, I've mentioned this on the previous pod.
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: Calliendo is coming to West Pond Beach The Palm Beach
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Improv October ninth and tenth, and you can get tickets
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: at Frank on Stage dot com.
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: It will sell out.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: He's got three shows in West Palm Frank on Stage
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: dot Com.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: He came on my radio show last week.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: We had all his characters wayh in on where Lebron
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: was gonna end up and it'd be brilliant as always.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: But he's gonna be in West Palm and the dates
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: that he's in West Palm it's a bye week for
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: the Miami Hurricanes because there's two shows on a Saturday.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: And you might say, oh, I don't want to buy
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: concert tickets for Caliendo because I don't know if the
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: Knes are gonna play in the afternoon or at night.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: They don't even play that weekend, so feel free to
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: purchase them.
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: I'm certain you'll see me at one of the shows.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: I don't know if it be Friday or Saturday, but
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: October ninth and tenth West Palm Beach. Just go to
• 17:46
  Speaker 3: Frank on stage dot com.
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: That's a heavy play by Callienda doing it on a
• 17:51
  Speaker 4: Canes bye week. I meany knows what he's doing. Yes,
• 17:54
  Speaker 4: he's going to be in both our studios. I know
• 17:56
  Speaker 4: he's coming into our studio for a little bit. I'm
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: certain he'll come into yours studio. We're going to have
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: him read the speech with all the different characters from
• 18:04
  Speaker 4: Field of Dreams Baseball.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: It's a great move. That's my best impersonation Baseball. You
• 18:13
  Speaker 2: and Mikey, Hey, yeah, I'm James Earl Jones.
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: You don't even know who If I'm James Earl Jones
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: or me, you don't know that's literally my best impersonation.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: If I could just push back, I think Joe Girardi
• 18:23
  Speaker 5: is your best impersonation.
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: Hey, hey, I'm Joe Girardi. Hey hey, look at me.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: I'm Joe Girardi. It is a good one.
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: It's terrible. Why are you encouraging him impression? It's a
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: good impression. That's a couple couple of doozies right there.
• 18:44
  Speaker 4: But when you say baseball, you don't need to tell
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: me who you're impersonating when you two.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: But Joe Girardi, he's not the need to tell us
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: who you are.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he doesn't have a very recognizable voice, and man,
• 18:55
  Speaker 3: he walks around saying that, Hey, hey, it's me Joe Girardi.
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: Hey hey, I'm Joe Girardi. Here's what I have for
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: you today. I have I think it was the last
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: episode we played a big open, the AMA Violent Sneezer
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Big Open. By the way, did get one more DM.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I was gonna read her DM. I think her name
• 19:15
  Speaker 3: was Katie.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: Katie.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: She says, I'd love to submit my vote for a
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: Violent Sneezer.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: T shirt to buy Katie.
• 19:24
  Speaker 3: Your vote is submitted, we may add the AMA Violent
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: Sneezer shirts back to the store.
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Your son should be up in about five hours. You
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: can tell them. Rent is due at the beginning of
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: the month. He loves me again. So we played a
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: big open.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: I have a file of two hundred or three hundred
• 19:51
  Speaker 3: big opens, and they're all a snapshot in time for
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: Levatard Show listeners. They really because I would compile over
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: the course of two three weeks things that we were
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: hung up on, sounds that we were hung up on,
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: and then I would create a big open and I'd
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: unveil it.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: So it's kind of a snapshot in time.
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: So I have a few I wanted to play for
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: you today and the listeners here because they're.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Just fun to listen to.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: How we would open the show at various times over
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: the eight nine years that I was there, and however
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: long it's been going now.
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, he was very meticulous about this stuff. He cared
• 20:25
  Speaker 4: about it deeply. Yes, I know you were. He would
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: make sure that me and Dan were in our seats, Yeah,
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: so we could hear and we wanted to be in
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: our seats.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: But more importantly for the audience.
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: He did it so often that the audience and I
• 20:38
  Speaker 4: think you knew this right when you were doing it. Man,
• 20:41
  Speaker 4: if I keep doing these and churning these out, the
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: audience is going to make sure they're there at three
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: o'clock to hear if there's.
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: A new opening.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Like how many radio shows would have people almost as
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: if they were, you know, watching Seinfeld or sopranos, like, hey,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: I have to get there at the beginning. Remember there
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: was no time shifting back then. There wasn't you know
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: all the apps that allowed you to go back.
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: And so here it is.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna play some for you here randomly because you'll
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: get a kick out of them all.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: This one is called baby Carrots.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: Attention. This is they're Dan Levitta Show.
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: The number one leading man in the movies over the
• 21:20
  Speaker 7: past five years. Stu gott Is seth rogen Attention.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: Huh Dan Levitt's ard pop that couch pop pop that
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: coach Stu gotts.
• 21:34
  Speaker 7: Oh stop it, this is.
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Real, beast.
• 21:38
  Speaker 8: I want to make love to his voice.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: Attention.
• 21:41
  Speaker 7: I'm really disturbed by what's happening with Hakman.
• 21:43
  Speaker 9: He keeps bringing in a zip lock packet full of
• 21:46
  Speaker 9: carrots to work.
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: Attention, and they're not even carrots. Baby cats, baby carrots.
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: Delicious.
• 21:53
  Speaker 7: Ninety five percent of our audience is saying female there.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: Right, yeah, a rabbit, but the baby carrots are delicious sweet.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: Have you tried the baby carrot?
• 22:02
  Speaker 8: Very sweet?
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: Like sweeter? Yeah? Weirdy?
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: Hey is d way?
• 22:07
  Speaker 8: He listens to The dan Levatar Show with you got so,
• 22:10
  Speaker 8: you got Stu Gotts?
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: Sue Gotts? You got Stu Gotts?
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: Hey is d Way? He listens to the Dan Levatar
• 22:17
  Speaker 1: Show with.
• 22:17
  Speaker 9: Stu Gods, how would you like Lincoln Financial to investigate
• 22:20
  Speaker 9: whether you're cheating on your wife?
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: If you want to investigate something, investigate the fact that
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: I haven't had sex.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: With her in weeks.
• 22:27
  Speaker 9: The cheese and now to kick off the festivities, Brett
• 22:31
  Speaker 9: Michael singing his fame song your Mama, don't dance it?
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: Whoops, my dogue, bring me a cigarette, a sandwich. I
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: don't even.
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: Spoke, call me hommie.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: You know he likes to move it, move it.
• 22:46
  Speaker 10: Dwayne Shint says, I am telling you right now he
• 22:49
  Speaker 10: is the next great American star.
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: He's an ass.
• 22:53
  Speaker 11: Here's Stan Levitad and studiots since Sports Star seven ninety.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: The tickies who cats are? It's like a nice little
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: snack they're crunchy sweet.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: I would always do a little echoe thing a trailer, yes,
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: and a lot of times it would be a jump
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: off point for you guys. I would try to use something,
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: there'll be a jump off point. I do remember there
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: was a one or two week phase where I kept
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: bringing in baby carrots. Laurie would beg me a lunch
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: and I would eat my baby carrots, and Dan thought
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: it was the craziest thing.
• 23:24
  Speaker 4: So the formula for the show was just, you know,
• 23:28
  Speaker 4: just try to agree with anyone but Dan when they're
• 23:31
  Speaker 4: saying something.
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: And I got to be honest.
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: I supported you on baby carrots without ever having a
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: baby carrot.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: Very apparent. That was very apparent. We would expect nothing less. Yeah,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: here's the next one. This is called fun fun, fun.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Attention. This is they're Dan Leviata show.
• 23:52
  Speaker 7: Let's talk some numbers.
• 23:53
  Speaker 6: Dan, Let we are such pansies with Stu Gatts and Hawkman.
• 24:01
  Speaker 8: I could see Sam Mitchell selling me a cell phone.
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: How about this one? Lou Holtz is a train conductor. Yeah,
• 24:13
  Speaker 7: Jerry Sloan district attorney.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: How about John Clayton as a pawn shop owner?
• 24:21
  Speaker 12: Why James Obert, the Sport's comic ladies and gentlemen.
• 24:28
  Speaker 10: Those poor Seattle Mariners, I mean they've lost so many
• 24:31
  Speaker 10: in a row they're thinking about changing their name to
• 24:34
  Speaker 10: w QAM.
• 24:39
  Speaker 7: You're a hack yep, leave my brain alone. I believe
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: you're an idiot.
• 24:44
  Speaker 8: Damn wa booma boom boom boom.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Peyton Hill is Turkey lag.
• 24:49
  Speaker 10: Party and party and yeah, party and party and yeah.
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: Fun fun, fun, fun fun.
• 24:55
  Speaker 8: Don't you think conventional wisdom?
• 24:57
  Speaker 10: This is a little off the board here, but is
• 24:59
  Speaker 10: there really something wrong with marrying a cousin?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Rick?
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: You're on seven ninety.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Mike Dicka golf course ranger.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: Give it to me again, Give it to me again,
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: dip it to me again.
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: Increase energy. I'm a mother bleeping Navy seal today.
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: Stu Gott puffing out my chest, sniper me.
• 25:26
  Speaker 6: This is then ten Lemoncharge Show with Stu gottsend Hawkmann.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Tic whoa fun fun, fun, fun fun.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: It is just the great, just the quick hitters back
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: and forth, and it's like you get this snapshot like.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: If you didn't listen to the show during this era,
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: like it was fun. It was non stop fun. And
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: the big opens are essentially us.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: We're all just launching up topics and seeing what might hit,
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: what might have legs.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Yes, and so Repper presentative of the characters that we
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: that of who we are really. I was laughing out
• 26:05
  Speaker 4: loud at you talking about is it's so bad to
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: marry your cousin?
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: Great topic?
• 26:12
  Speaker 4: It is a great topic, and we went that was
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: my point Hawk and also lou Holt Spring Conductor like
• 26:18
  Speaker 4: it was illuminating to me and you were like, whoa, yeah,
• 26:21
  Speaker 4: we can see that doctor within that open. There's like
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: fifteen topic for me and Dan, the playoff of ye.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: Know, here's the next one. This one is called Monique.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Attention. This is the Dan Lebata Show.
• 26:35
  Speaker 7: Did anyone know out there that Monique could act? Because
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: she's a comedian and bad terrible terrible.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: Comedies Attention, Dan Levatard.
• 26:45
  Speaker 7: Terrible comedy.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: Stuve Gotts, which I knew who this Monique was.
• 26:50
  Speaker 7: Monique is Harry changes the story a little dune it
• 26:54
  Speaker 7: this is real, beast, gotta shave it.
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: Up, yep, attention.
• 26:59
  Speaker 10: Stu gott Abby says to you, you can sleep with.
• 27:02
  Speaker 8: Whoever you want, but I am no longer shaving.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: I think I'm in on that. Really, whoa wait a second, really, Yeah.
• 27:13
  Speaker 7: This is what you guys are saying. You guys have
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: mothers of your children that you have devoted both of
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: you about a decade too of love to build a
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: family and to build a life. And what both of
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: you are saying is everything you've ever built with these
• 27:29
  Speaker 7: two people, the mothers of your children would be erased
• 27:33
  Speaker 7: by her not shaving. That's what you're saying.
• 27:37
  Speaker 9: And I'm sort of flabbergasted by the superficiality in that.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Well, I think you're going pretty deep here.
• 27:41
  Speaker 10: I mean the ten years, the thirteen years that I've
• 27:44
  Speaker 10: put in with my wife and raising a family. It
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: is predicated, predicated on smooth legs and a landing strip.
• 27:59
  Speaker 11: Here's stand let charming stupid. Since let's talk seven ninety sick.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: I remember that. I remember that it became a talking
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: point on the show for a while. I used to
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: use that as a bit. This was the first time.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: And my wife still tells this story where she got
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: a phone call from one of her friends who was
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: listening to the show and she's like, do you know
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: what your husband is saying on the air right now?
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: And my wife, God bless her, said, whatever you hear
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: on that show, believe about four percent of it, right,
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: because he's just trying to get a rise out of everyone.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: He will say anything about anyone. And I always tell
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: people I was playing a character on the show. I
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: play a character on the radio today. The character's called
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: Mark Hauckman. He is very similar to me, much like
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: Jerry Seinfeld plays Jerry Seinfeld on The Seinfeld Show. But
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: it is also a character designed for entertainment. Yes, so
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: when I would say that about my wife, wasn't necessarily true.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was, but it wasn't necessarily true. You don't know.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: Yes, what we do on the radio is exaggerated versions
• 29:14
  Speaker 4: of ourselves. And then when you're speaking for three and
• 29:16
  Speaker 4: four hours a day occasionally and you have to fill time,
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: and Dan might be distracted by Lord knows what, you
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: got to say something, and sometimes that comes out of
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: your mouth.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, what's the entertainment in, Oh, she's my wife,
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: I love her. If she's got a thick bush or not,
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: that's not entertaining.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: In or is it true this one?
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: Or is it.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: About that?
• 29:40
  Speaker 5: Right?
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: This one.
• 29:43
  Speaker 6: I am.
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: This one is called s terrific, right.
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: This is the Dan Levitta Show.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: They don't like us. Stu got okay, well to bad
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Dan lebatz Art.
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: I'm leaking spinal fluid attention.
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: Stu gots big chop up?
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: Why do you do that? This his nick name?
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: But why a lot of big shots, including that one
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: that you remember.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: This is real base big shot oop attention assassin before
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: the assassin.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: Why do you do that? Like tension?
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: But what are you doing there? Explain to me what
• 30:26
  Speaker 9: you're doing there? Like you are you showing everyone that
• 30:29
  Speaker 9: you know?
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: His nickname is that? Are you showing off?
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: What are you? What are you doing there? Lending something
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: to the conversation?
• 30:35
  Speaker 9: But you're not, though, is my point, which is why
• 30:37
  Speaker 9: I'm objecting to it. You're lending absolutely nothing to the
• 30:40
  Speaker 9: conversation there. I feel like I am, but you're not,
• 30:43
  Speaker 9: And I keep from me to disagree.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 30:48
  Speaker 10: You ever feel bad for the lobsters in the little
• 30:52
  Speaker 10: tank in publics?
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Absolutely?
• 30:54
  Speaker 8: Thanks Dots.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: Well wait a minute, what are you doing there? Absolutely?
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: What are you doing there? I didn't listen.
• 31:02
  Speaker 7: You weren't listening to what what Hawk just said? The
• 31:06
  Speaker 7: question that Hawk just asked you. It came very slowly.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Bear trapped something about a lobster.
• 31:10
  Speaker 9: Do you ever feel bad for the lobster in the
• 31:12
  Speaker 9: tank at a publix or at a restaurant?
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: Never?
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Never, Ever, that was the question.
• 31:18
  Speaker 7: We will get to what you would do if your
• 31:21
  Speaker 7: wife was attacked by a bison.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: In a moment. We love collisions. I'm an a hole
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: edgy shuck hucks.
• 31:28
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna say it on my tombstone. The hit this
• 31:31
  Speaker 7: thing on AM radio.
• 31:33
  Speaker 11: Oo is Stan Lemotot and Studios send Sport's Talk seven
• 31:39
  Speaker 11: ninety that Taise knock Knock, who's there?
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Sports had a lot?
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: Well, you know it's funny you say that had a lot.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: So I'm listening to these the other day getting ready
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: for the podcast, and I'm laughing. I'm laughing. The boy
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I've got tears coming out of where. He says to me.
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: She's like, are you funny? And I'm like, we were her.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: We put on the best fucking radio show. Like I
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: go back and listen to stuff, I'm like, holy shit,
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: no wonders. No one wanted to miss an hour of it,
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: like it was just the worst part was the damn
• 32:17
  Speaker 3: guests that Dan wanted to bring on and Gladwell, we're
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: laughing about landing strips and.
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: All of a sudden he wants to talk with Malcolm
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Gladwell put.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: The whole breaks on every just ruin the whole mood
• 32:30
  Speaker 4: and vibe of the entire show.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Hey, we get it, you know, Gladwell, you can get
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: him on the show.
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: I mean, but we're here too enough, Gladwell, that was
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: the guest that would always drive me crazy.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Now, there were certain guests who he loved to have on.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: I mean, at that time he thought Jason Whitlock was
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: one of the great thinkers of our time.
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, if you know the story arc of Jason.
• 32:57
  Speaker 3: Whitlock, it's maddening to think that there was a two
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: or three year period where Dan believed him to be
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: one of the great thinkers of our time.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: It was on the show all the time, It was
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: in our studio all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: But you know, to Dan's credit, there were always some
• 33:15
  Speaker 4: you know, he had He thinks a little bit differently
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: than we do. And so glad Wells would find their
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: way onto the show. But you know who else would
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: find their way onto the show because he wanted to
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: talk to him would be like Dan rather and we
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: would love him, and Dan Radit was only coming on
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: for Dan Levator.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: Yes, you know, like the Dan Rather interviews were great,
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: the Mitch albums. Yeah you know, like yeah, yeah yeah.
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: Dan would get all sensitive when you and I made
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: fun of his ears. I mean big ears.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: It's a wonderful human being. At a great journalist and
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: a fantastic writer.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: He has big ears. I mean he's a he's a
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: man who observes. He's got to know. There's no way
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: he looks in the mirror and says, my ears are normal.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Here's a big open called pimp.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Attention.
• 34:08
  Speaker 6: This is the Dan levettarg show, hammering it with Stu
• 34:12
  Speaker 6: gottson Hawkman.
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  Speaker 2: I have amazing thighs.
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  Speaker 8: I run Miami.
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  Speaker 13: Pimp pimpin the sammer Sammer. Friend of the show, the
• 34:24
  Speaker 13: sammer Sammer.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Well, now we're having fun. The sammer hammer.
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: This is the real base.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, big pimpin hammer, the shammer. Why am I shouting?
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: Basis pumping?
• 34:46
  Speaker 7: Are the Miami heating trouble?
• 34:47
  Speaker 11: No?
• 34:48
  Speaker 1: Do you think.
• 34:49
  Speaker 7: Boston's in trouble.
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: I think they're in more trouble than the heat.
• 34:53
  Speaker 7: Well that's interesting, what are you doing there?
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: Well? I think the I think the heat are better, But.
• 34:58
  Speaker 7: What are you doing there?
• 34:59
  Speaker 14: I have no idea what I'm doing there, Big Pippin
• 35:02
  Speaker 14: tom Brady, I got you, you through an interception in
• 35:06
  Speaker 14: a playoff game, and then we got the Tom Brady
• 35:09
  Speaker 14: angry vase.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: We got you.
• 35:11
  Speaker 14: We know you're not happy you through an interception, but
• 35:14
  Speaker 14: keep the histrionics to yourself, Okay.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: The sammer.
• 35:28
  Speaker 6: Michael, this is the Jan Letarge Show with Stuve gottsond
• 35:36
  Speaker 6: Hawkman on seven ninety tea.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: Time.
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: I went through a phase where at the end there
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: you hear that little electronic boying. I had gone through
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: a phase on the show where I maintained that if
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: you put that in anywhere, it's always entertaining and it'll
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: always bring a smile to someone's face. You can be
• 35:58
  Speaker 3: talking about a star who just passed away and if
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: you just insert mo yay, you can't help but laugh
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: and smile.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: There are lessons that we learned here, Taylor. There a
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: great device and moya ya yaa, Like that show was
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: so much fun. Like I'm listening to it and I'm like,
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: oh my god, did we have fun now again?
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: There was stuff going on behind the scenes where I'm
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: getting screamed at for bumping Dan off for Randy Fund.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: But the show itself was fun. The doing of the
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: show is fun. It's why we have so much fun.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: How could I know how hard it is to create
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: a good radio show and how hard it is to
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: do radio in general.
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: The chemistry between the three of us.
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: Was just it was so amazing when we you know,
• 36:45
  Speaker 4: you've gone off and you've done your own thing, and
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: I'm now doing my own thing. But we both know
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: deep down inside that it's gonna be hard press for
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: us to ever have a better run than the three
• 36:54
  Speaker 4: of us had in the early stages of that show.
• 36:57
  Speaker 3: The early stages of that show will never be replicated
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: in South Florida radio for sure, and probably never local
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: radio anywhere in the country. That's how that's how magical.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: There was like a three or four year period. Here's
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: another big open before I get to the finale. One
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: more big open, various.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: Attention. This is the Dan Levitta Show.
• 37:20
  Speaker 7: Hey buddy, you want to be friends?
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: Dan Levatz? Art attention.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Stu gots bored.
• 37:33
  Speaker 7: Stucott's Stucott.
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: My favorite cookie is the Nutter butter.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: This is real.
• 37:40
  Speaker 7: Base is a bleephole. Dir I'm sorry what was that
• 37:46
  Speaker 7: that was dir How do you spell that tension.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: With an arts? Just one R? Well like three rs
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: dragging out basis pumping. It's just what I do here,
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: is so And when I goof it up like that,
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: it hurts me. It hurts me in my core.
• 38:08
  Speaker 4: If only you were as good at your job as
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Mike Ryan woof Dan, you would agree that I'm not
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: very intelligent, right, you would agree.
• 38:15
  Speaker 2: You would all agree on that. Let's agree.
• 38:17
  Speaker 12: Rah rah rah rah rah. Let's tough in this thing
• 38:22
  Speaker 12: up a little bit here in MMA news where you
• 38:27
  Speaker 12: at Heileiah. Hello, Hello, Hello, the seas are a roiling boys.
• 38:32
  Speaker 12: We've come up woefully short. I've harmed my larynx. You
• 38:36
  Speaker 12: felt the pop clearly. We don't know what we're doing.
• 38:39
  Speaker 12: Bleep off my guitar gently weeps.
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: I'm a jackass, but I'm not really a jackass.
• 38:44
  Speaker 11: Let's talk you, stan Levotard and studiads and Sport's talk
• 38:48
  Speaker 11: seven ninety that tickies.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Good night everybody, And here is the finale.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Because we were talking about your footfall moment on the
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: last episode and played it for Stump to meet. Uh,
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: No one would know that you were doing foot fault
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: when you kept saying foot foot I apparently had turned
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: that into an entire big open Oh wow, it sounded.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: Like this attention. This is the Dan Levitt show.
• 39:19
  Speaker 7: Let's hear STU gotts to try to say foot fault,
• 39:23
  Speaker 7: but a.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: Foot call foot foot of facult.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Attention Dan Levitt's art.
• 39:28
  Speaker 7: He talks like there's a foot in his mouth.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it's such a rush to get my points in
• 39:34
  Speaker 4: because you'll give me like fifteen seconds to speak around here.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: This is the real base, the foot call foot foot
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: of fall cault.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: Anyone that tries to correct their own mispronunciation of foot
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: fault with a foot foot?
• 39:50
  Speaker 14: What was I doing?
• 39:51
  Speaker 2: Foot foot?
• 39:53
  Speaker 7: Let's hear foot fault again?
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: Please, but a foot call a foot foot of facult?
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: Wow, it's it's hard. It's hard.
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  Speaker 9: It's hard to mispronounce that with more inefficiency than you
• 40:05
  Speaker 9: did there.
• 40:06
  Speaker 7: Let's hear temporarily temporating? What temperating?
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Wait?
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: Wait, what temperating? Oh the boy, what temporating? What's he's
• 40:22
  Speaker 7: saying here? Temperating? You have trouble when there are a
• 40:26
  Speaker 7: couple of syllables at the end of the word and
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: it ends in.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: L y, you're looking into my soul Man.
• 40:31
  Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, let's hear Stutt say beef jerky, beef jerky
• 40:37
  Speaker 9: and finally digestion, digestion.
• 40:40
  Speaker 11: What stan lemotad and stuccat some sport's talk seven ninety
• 40:45
  Speaker 11: that tick.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: Foot foot temperating beef jerky digestion what that stuff is
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: so good?
• 40:57
  Speaker 3: I've got, when I say, more than two dred of
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: those to get to at some point. They're they're just
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: one brings back more memories than the next. I look,
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: got tears streaming down my face, like all inuugh. It
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: was just so funny and it was such a great
• 41:12
  Speaker 3: like that's really when everyone was getting along.
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: Well, and it was oh yes, yeah, that was us
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: at the height.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Of our powers right now.
• 41:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we had figured out our roles, we were having success,
• 41:23
  Speaker 4: we were getting ratings.
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Hank was getting angrier at us. I think we were.
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: We were just in the zone, like we were in
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: that zone.
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, stuff is great. Anyway, stuff you want to
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: hear on this pod. Just DM me on Instagram Radio
• 41:37
  Speaker 3: Mark Hawkman on Instagram. I have been getting a lot
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: of d ms lately because we've been doing a lot
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: of episodes.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: I have been responding to everybody.
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: You can buy shirts at the horse muffins dot com
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: t shirt shop, And I was thinking to myself, do
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: you think Dan should tweet out from his account a
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: link to horse Muffins dot Doesn't he owe me that.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I think he should? There is zero chance that he's
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: actually going to do that. Well, you broach that with
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: him next time you talked to him, Will you say?
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: Listen?
• 42:10
  Speaker 3: One of the things that Hawk was talking about on
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: the podcast was that you should send out a link
• 42:15
  Speaker 3: to horse muffins dot com.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Right, I will.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I'm certain that will fix our relationship. Write that note,
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: though I don't think you're gonna remember this, write that down.
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: You want me to write it down.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Write it down that we used to discuss on the pod,
• 42:27
  Speaker 3: him sending out a link for horse mull when I
• 42:29
  Speaker 3: finished texting Lorie about what you said about her Bush
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: would be a great way to end the podcast if
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: you didn't have to do nicknames. But we've got to
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: do nicknames. I know you thought you had just stuck
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: the landing, which you did. We can't end this podcast
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: without you getting three sports nicknames.
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: Correc Okay, well wait a second, what am I writing
• 43:02
  Speaker 4: down here? Tell Dan holdout?
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: Tell Dan but I'm wanting to say it like this,
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: Hey pal, all right, hold on, let me write scratch
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: that out. Hey pal, it's Stu gots gos Hawk has
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: reopened horse Muffins dot com. Yeah, it's reopened horse Muffins
• 43:23
  Speaker 3: dot com. It's fully owned by his son. You remember
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: the kid you put in the middle of the street
• 43:32
  Speaker 3: around midnight on a Thanksgiving with nothing to protect him
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: if a car had run by.
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Hold on, nothing to protect him if a car had
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: run by. This is more writing. This is more writing
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: than I did for my actual book that I wrote.
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: And his son think for you to make amends for
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: that terrible moment, Yes, that's how you do it. You
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: should send out a link from the Lebotard Show Twitter
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: account telling everyone to buy a shirt at Horsemuffins dot.
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: Com so I can add my own commentary, right, I
• 44:10
  Speaker 4: could say, it's the least you could do for almost.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: Killing the kid. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
• 44:15
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: Artist Gilmore Oh wow, spurs, great center, great head of hair.
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: I grew up watching them with the bulls. Artist Gilmore, Man,
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: that's going to be a tough one for me.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: The artist.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: What is it?
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: The a t the a tran.
• 44:47
  Speaker 4: You know what, when you don't know the nickname, one
• 44:51
  Speaker 4: of the first things you need to do is take
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: the guy's first initial and turn it into a train.
• 44:55
  Speaker 4: You're at montrel Willis D train D train. Yeah, yeah,
• 45:00
  Speaker 4: Lafayette Lever, fat fat Lever.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: Yes, you know him, Taylor.
• 45:07
  Speaker 8: Tangentially.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Just a score, just a professional score, that guy. Ulysses Bridgeman, Junior.
• 45:16
  Speaker 4: Nice call with junior Bridgeman. That's a great call.
• 45:20
  Speaker 2: Playing for the box.
• 45:21
  Speaker 4: You're you're doing this in a different way. Why that's
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: more difficult for me, But I appreciate it's fun.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: That's a great call right there. I had no idea
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: his name was Ulysses. But but you use the context clues.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: I just used Bridgeman. Yeah right, and uh, let me
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: give you one more here. I'll keep it in basketball.
• 45:41
  Speaker 4: Jamal Wilkes. Wow, Jamal Wilkes, U C l A Lakers,
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Come on, this is this feels like an easy one.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: I'm up. I thought this was the easiest one. Oh,
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Silk Silk Wilkes.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, there you go.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: You nailed it. Yes, he was so smooth.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: Yes, all right, pimp, I'm gonna wrap up today's podcast.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Appreciate everyone listening. Yeah, I gotta go eat some baby carrots.
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Bacon.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Laurie just responded, talking about my Bush again
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: With Stu Gotts and Hawkman