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Episode 66: The Perfect Length · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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Speaker 1: The Blaze and Confused podcast is rated M for marijuana.
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Speaker 1: No minors, mature audiences only.
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Speaker 2: This is really exciting, guys.
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 2: I've been listening since the beginning.
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Speaker 1: Really?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Oh, you heard the Bob episodes and everything.
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Speaker 2: I love the Bob episodes.
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Speaker 4: And we had a witch on.
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Speaker 2: You did?
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Speaker 4: We had a psychic.
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Speaker 2: I text Joel.
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Speaker 1: They're coming back.
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Speaker 5: I text Joel all the time. Like, how did you
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Speaker 5: not know that stuff? And he probably doesn't even remember
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Speaker 5: that part of the podcast.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: I'm suffering from short-term memory loss.
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Speaker 2: Gee, I wonder why.
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Speaker 1: I have no idea.
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Speaker 4: I'm not a doctor.
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Speaker 1: You don't suffer from short-term memory loss? I absolutely do. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: There's ways to fix that.
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Speaker 4: And then I catch it, though. And then I'm like, oh, yeah,
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Speaker 4: it's just a little bit later. See, I wish I
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Speaker 4: could say I catch it.
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Speaker 1: I don't catch it. Yeah. That's a problem.
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Speaker 4: Anyway.
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Speaker 1: You know what I was thinking about today? I'm glad
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Speaker 1: I'm not a dog. You know why? Why? Because dogs
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Speaker 1: eat the same freaking thing every day. Twice a day.
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Speaker 4: I'm good like that, actually. I don't mind it.
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Speaker 1: Are you, though?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I can have a Caesar salad for lunch every
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Speaker 4: single day for the rest of my life.
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Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, but could you have a Caesar salad for lunch, dinner,
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Speaker 1: and breakfast every single day for the rest of your life?
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Speaker 4: Same thing. That's what dogs do, and cats, too. Yeah,
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Speaker 4: but they can't speak up. They're not like, Joel, I
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Speaker 4: don't like this food. You got to buy different shit.
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Speaker 2: I mean, cats are picky.
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Speaker 1: Cats are picky, yeah. Bowie, when I had Bowie, he, like,
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Speaker 1: was a weird cat that never ate wet food. It
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Speaker 1: was always dry food all the time.
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Speaker 2: Stella only eats dry food.
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Speaker 1: That's kind of better. You know what? Cat food, wet cat.
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Speaker 1: That's gross, man. That's gross, isn't it?
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Speaker 2: Have you ever tasted it?
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Speaker 4: No, I've never tasted it. No, that should be the
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Speaker 4: next munchie minute. Maybe she said she was bringing snacks.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: How do you know it's not wet cat food?
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Speaker 1: Oh my God. Oh, it's like wet fucked up tuna,
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Speaker 1: you know? That's how I think of cat food.
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Speaker 2: Sounds so appetizing.
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Speaker 1: Don't you think? I don't know. I was glad that
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Speaker 1: I never had to deal with the wet food with
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Speaker 1: my cat. Yeah. But now, you know, I think my
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Speaker 1: dog does protest that I feed her the same thing
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Speaker 1: twice a day. Yeah, why? Well, because she never actually
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Speaker 1: eats it when I put it out. She goes up
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Speaker 1: to it, sniffs it, and then walks away. And then
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Speaker 1: like two hours later, she'll come back and be like, well, fuck,
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Speaker 1: I guess I'll eat now.
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Speaker 4: He didn't bring something different. I guess I'll eat this.
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Speaker 4: I guess I'll eat it now.
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Speaker 2: Maybe you should try that bougie dog food.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. I thought about that.
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Speaker 4: Was it Fresh Pat?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Go Google it. Ka-ching, ka-ching. It's too much.
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Speaker 4: But if they sponsor the.
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Speaker 2: Podcast, maybe you could get some extra stuff.
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Speaker 4: You could get it for free.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but if they sponsor the podcast, then it's wonderful.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: And use our promo code and shop here and.
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Speaker 2: I'm seeing opportunities.
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Speaker 4: Fresh pet is so good. I don't even have an
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Speaker 4: animal and I buy it.
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Speaker 2: And you could eat it. You yourself could eat it.
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Speaker 1: There's also, yeah. No, there's also the ads that I've
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Speaker 1: seen for the farmer's dog. That shit is so expensive though.
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Speaker 4: It sounds like it would be.
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Speaker 2: It's very bougie too.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know. Well, I was, I brought this up
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Speaker 1: a couple of days ago to a few friends and
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Speaker 1: they're like, oh, well you could always buy a rotisserie
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Speaker 1: chicken and boil rice for your dog. It's like that could.
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Speaker 1: But you're not gonna. Well, that's not what you do
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Speaker 1: with dogs.
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Speaker 4: Or you'd have the chicken for yourself.
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Speaker 5: You have a former coworker who does that every day
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Speaker 5: for her dog. Lisa makes it every day because her
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Speaker 5: dog has some kind of issue.
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Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 4: I still don't think Joel would do that if his
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Speaker 4: dog had an issue. I mean, he's got plenty of issues.
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Speaker 4: Now I'm counting my blessings that my dog doesn't have
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Speaker 4: that issue.
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Speaker 1: That's a pain. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Yeah. But how good is rotisserie chicken?
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Speaker 1: Is it though? I'll tell you.
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Speaker 4: I love it.
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Speaker 1: I bought a rotisserie chicken like a month ago because
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Speaker 1: it's supposed to be really good for you to be
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Speaker 1: able to throw chicken in whatever.
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Speaker 2: The store-bought rotisserie chicken is good for you?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's supposed to be good for you? Yeah, it's
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Speaker 4: just a little high in sodium.
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Speaker 1: But like protein-wise.
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Speaker 4: But it's like four meals worth of chicken if you
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Speaker 4: really think about it.
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Speaker 1: Is it though? The one that I bought, I thought,
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Speaker 1: my God, I just paid all this money to have
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Speaker 1: a big pile of bones. There's hardly any meat in it.
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Speaker 4: Which ones are you getting, dude? I love those rotisserie chickens.
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Speaker 1: Do you? Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Wegmans doing a great job. Wegmans rotisserie chickens.
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Speaker 1: Man. There's too much. It's too much work. I don't
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Speaker 1: want to deal with the bones and shit. I don't.
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Speaker 3: I don't.
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Speaker 4: They're usually like fall off the bone.
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Speaker 1: Are they though? Yeah. I must be getting the wrong ones.
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Speaker 2: Where do you shop?
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Speaker 1: Normally Giant.
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Speaker 4: That was like a gas station. Where are you getting
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Speaker 4: your rotisserie chicken?
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Speaker 1: No, normally Giant.
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Speaker 2: I'm questioning your choices now.
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Speaker 1: Honestly, Giant does not have the best meat.
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Speaker 2: Well, they're definitely not sponsoring your podcast.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not sponsoring. You know what, though? They do
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Speaker 1: spend a lot of money on advertising. Giant, you could
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Speaker 1: sponsor us. Just get better meat. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: And if you think you have better meat, we'd love
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Speaker 4: to talk to you as well. Maybe there's a difference.
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Speaker 1: The problem with Giant's meat... I'll tell you the problem
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Speaker 1: with Giant's meat.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: A couple years ago, they used to have like... Way back,
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Speaker 1: they used to have separate like, okay, here's the seafood wing.
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Speaker 1: And here's the meat wing. And then they got rid
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Speaker 1: of that and they combined them. So now when you
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Speaker 1: go to shop for the beef, it's like sitting next
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Speaker 1: to some freaking weird ass fish that was just swimming around,
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Speaker 1: you know?
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: That's the problem.
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Speaker 4: Like the selection is just not great. Then you're going
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Speaker 4: to have fishy meat. Nobody likes that. Who wants fishy meat?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Anyway. Anyway.
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Speaker 4: Speaking of what I say, rotisserie from a gas station.
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Speaker 4: I went to a gas station the other day. I've
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Speaker 4: been to before one time. on my way home from Washington, D.C.
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Speaker 4: It's called Rudders.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: It's not even that far away now.
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Speaker 2: It's popular in like the Harrisburg.
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Speaker 4: And they're coming like to the Lehigh Valley area. And
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Speaker 4: I was on my way back and I went, they have,
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Speaker 4: that's one of the most impressive convenience store chains I've
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Speaker 4: been in. Oh my goodness. It's huge in there. It's
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Speaker 4: almost the size of a giant.
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Speaker 1: The consumer, the consumer convenience store war is like at
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Speaker 1: an all time high.
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Speaker 2: We need a Bucky's. Let's just be real.
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Speaker 1: I've never had Bucky's. I will say though, I will say,
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Speaker 1: I had a Sheetz burger for the first time last week.
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Speaker 4: See, they revamped them. They used to be.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I might have to start saying that
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Speaker 1: Sheetz might be better than Wawa.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 1: Wow. I can't tell you the last time that I
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Speaker 1: went to Wawa and ordered food and thought to myself, wow,
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Speaker 1: that was really good. You know, like you just go
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Speaker 1: to Wawa and you accept it. Okay, well, it's going
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Speaker 1: to be a little shaky, but hey, it's Wawa. It's
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Speaker 1: quick and easy. It's a local favorite.
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Speaker 4: I get it. But here's the thing. Their sandwich, if
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Speaker 4: you go to like a Sheetz and you're looking for
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Speaker 4: like a hoagie, they don't really have good stuff like that,
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Speaker 4: but they have an entire menu of fried foods, which
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Speaker 4: people love.
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Speaker 2: It's awesome.
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Speaker 4: You can get mac and cheese bites anytime you want.
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Speaker 4: You could.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 4: What do you like there that Wawa doesn't do as well?
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Speaker 1: I don't think the hoagies are that good anymore. Just
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Speaker 1: like the menu. The menu's a lot different. Here's the
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Speaker 1: other thing. I think that I group like Wawa and
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Speaker 1: like a Dunkin' Donuts in the same category in regards
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Speaker 1: to it's inconsistent. Like Starbucks on one hand, when you
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Speaker 1: go and order Starbucks, it's the same. You order what
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Speaker 1: you order and you get the same thing every time.
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Speaker 1: When you order the same thing at Dunkin', You get
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Speaker 1: it 15 different ways. True. And I think Wawa is
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Speaker 1: the same way. It's just very inconsistent. Sometimes you get
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Speaker 1: it and it's good. Sometimes you get it and it's awful.
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Speaker 2: I would agree with that. We had bad Wawa over
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Speaker 2: the weekend.
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Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't local here. It was Berks County.
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Speaker 4: Isolated incident. I'm sure Wawa can still sponsor this podcast.
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Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, Wawa.
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Speaker 4: We still like you. And Sheetz.
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Speaker 1: And Rutters.
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Speaker 4: Dude, Rutters had tacos. They had all kinds. The guy
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Speaker 4: got wings. We got all kinds of food there. It
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Speaker 4: was nuts.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it is. It is a great place. It is
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Speaker 2: a great stop.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: I will say that.
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Speaker 4: She knows her stops.
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Speaker 1: I do.
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Speaker 2: We travel a lot.
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Speaker 4: Mandy's here, by the way.
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Speaker 1: Hi.
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Speaker 2: How's it going?
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Speaker 4: Mandy, tell everybody who you are, how you know us.
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Speaker 5: How do I know Joel and Becker? You know, we
7:38
Speaker 5: did this radio thing together for a little bit.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Last episode we had Becca on, it was an episode
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Speaker 4: titled Life After Radio.
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Speaker 1: Slash holes.
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Speaker 4: Slash holes. Did you listen to that one?
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Speaker 2: I did on the way here, actually.
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Speaker 4: Mandy actually listens to the podcast, which is good because
7:52
Speaker 4: a lot of guests come on here and they have
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Speaker 4: no idea what they're getting themselves into, but you know
7:56
Speaker 4: exactly what you're going to get.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: A bunch of nonsense.
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Speaker 2: I love the podcast.
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Speaker 1: Oh, thank you.
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Speaker 5: And like Jeopardy, I feel like I know the answers
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Speaker 5: when I'm listening, but I guarantee today I'll probably be
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Speaker 5: like blowing it.
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Speaker 1: That's the way I know. What's that you say?
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Speaker 4: Joel blows it too.
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Speaker 1: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: That's a whole other podcast.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, what?
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Speaker 4: And with that, episode 66. Do you want to hit
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Speaker 4: the thing?
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Speaker 1: Sure, here's the thing.
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Speaker 3: The Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel. The
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Speaker 3: trivia podcast where truth.
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Speaker 2: Theory, and THC collide.
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Speaker 3: Let's spark your curiosity and light up some knowledge. The
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Speaker 3: Blazed and Confused Podcast with Becker and Joel starts now.
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Speaker 1: Hello.
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Speaker 4: Dude, your face, man. Welcome to the podcast. You're so funny.
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Speaker 2: He did say he was a little off.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I felt a little off today. I like when
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Speaker 4: I look at Joel when we're playing the opener. Not
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Speaker 4: a lot of people know. We're doing this all like,
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Speaker 4: this is like live, you know, if you will. Something
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Speaker 4: like that.
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Speaker 2: It's behind the curtain.
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Speaker 4: I love looking at Joel's face and he's just like
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Speaker 4: looking around at the room like, what is he thinking
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Speaker 4: about right now, you know?
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Speaker 1: No, I'm thinking about today. I just felt a little off. Yeah.
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Speaker 4: You feel on now?
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Speaker 1: Not necessarily, no.
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Speaker 4: Oh, this episode 66 for you.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: Look forward to that.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: No, I don't know. You know, when you sleep for
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Speaker 1: so long that your eyes like hurt enough to give
9:23
Speaker 1: you a headache.
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Speaker 4: You were talking about that with her. I don't understand that.
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Speaker 2: Why did you sleep so long?
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Speaker 5: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I just felt I fell asleep on the couch like
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Speaker 1: 1030 last night. And then I woke up at 1 a.m.
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Speaker 1: and actually went to bed. And then I slept till
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Speaker 1: like 9 a.m. So I felt like I never get
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Speaker 1: that much sleep. I normally sleep for like five, six
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Speaker 1: hours a throw and I'm fine. But I don't know.
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Speaker 1: I felt like I slept too much. And then when
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Speaker 1: I woke up, I just had a splitting migraine.
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Speaker 2: We're going to have some kind of plague by next week,
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Speaker 2: I think.
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Speaker 4: Why?
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Speaker 1: A plague?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, because this one here doesn't feel well.
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Speaker 1: No, I felt a little off for the past couple days. No,
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Speaker 1: I don't. But I also feel a little congested. But
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Speaker 1: I think it's allergies.
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Speaker 2: You're one of those people.
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Speaker 4: Oh, not that.
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Speaker 3: Come on.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean not that?
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Speaker 4: You're one of those people. It's like, I couldn't possibly
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Speaker 4: be sick. It's got to be allergies.
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Speaker 2: It drives me crazy.
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Speaker 1: It is allergies. It is.
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Speaker 3: No, no.
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Speaker 4: I'm stuffed up.
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Speaker 5: Don't tell me that you have allergies. It's like when
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Speaker 5: your kid, oh, it's just allergies. And then my kid's
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Speaker 5: puking three days later.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: See, it's not allergies. I'm puking three days from now.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to be pissed.
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Speaker 1: Shut up.
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Speaker 2: It's just the allergies, Becker.
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Speaker 1: It is. You know what? For a while, I was
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Speaker 1: taking like a Zyrtec every day, as my doctor told
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Speaker 1: me to, and I was feeling very good. And then
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Speaker 1: I stopped, and then I started feeling like shit again.
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Speaker 1: So it's amazing how that works.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe you should get back on your Zyrtec.
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Speaker 1: So maybe it is just allergies. This is what I'm
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Speaker 1: telling you. It might be.
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Speaker 4: I take a thing every day.
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Speaker 1: A thing?
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I take a thing. It's called Zyzol. Zyzol is
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Speaker 4: very good for allergy issues. Wait, I think I saw
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Speaker 4: that ad. Yeah, it's the one with the owl.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. There's an ad on TV for it and you're
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Speaker 1: taking it? Yep. Boy, that should make you feel old. Oh, no. Yeah, really.
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Speaker 1: Think about it. You're right.
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Speaker 5: That's all that's on streaming ads. Oh, there's the allergies again. Yep.
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Speaker 1: Telling you.
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Speaker 4: If I have allergies in three days from now.
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Speaker 2: That's right. We're all going to have allergies in five days.
11:16
Speaker 4: So you know how this show goes.
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Speaker 2: Of course.
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Speaker 1: We learn a little.
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Speaker 4: We never talk politics. We're not going to do that today.
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Speaker 4: It's not a political podcast.
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Speaker 1: Are we ready for the rapid round? Sure. Are you good?
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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm great. Aside from feeling a little off, I'm great.
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Speaker 1: All right. Go ahead. Okay.
11:34
Speaker 2: The game begins in three, two, one.
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Speaker 1: All right, Mandy.
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Speaker 4: In what city would you find the Louvre Museum?
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Speaker 1: Ah, Louvre. Paris.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Very good.
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Speaker 4: How many sides does a hexagon have?
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Speaker 2: I'm not good at math.
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Speaker 3: Nine?
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 4: What's the freezing point of water in Celsius?
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Speaker 5: 32.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 5: What?
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Speaker 1: Zero? Yes.
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Speaker 4: What is a polar bear's skin color?
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Speaker 2: White?
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 2: See, I told you guys. Like, check it.
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Speaker 1: In which month of the year is the Earth closest
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Speaker 1: to the sun?
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Speaker 2: The summertime?
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Speaker 4: No.
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 4: What country is the cold soup gazpacho from?
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Speaker 2: Mexico.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 4: Well, maybe.
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Speaker 1: No, it's not. What? Next one. What's the only continent
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Speaker 1: that lies in all four hemispheres?
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: What's the only continent that lies in all four hemispheres?
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Speaker 2: I have no idea. See, I told you guys. I
12:41
Speaker 2: knew I was going to choke.
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Speaker 4: What shape is used for a Venn diagram?
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Speaker 2: Oh, I can see it. Is it oval?
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Speaker 1: Oval.
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Speaker 4: I agree with you. That's oval. He wrote circles.
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Speaker 2: No, I think they're ovals.
12:57
Speaker 1: They're ovals. They're bigger.
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Speaker 4: They're just big circles. No, an oval is a wider circle.
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Speaker 5: True.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 4: We'll look it up.
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Speaker 1: Okay. What a fun word. Oval. Oval.
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Speaker 2: Like Ovaltine.
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Speaker 4: Ovaltine, yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, see, that's because we're old.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. What is that?
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Speaker 2: You never drank your Ovaltine growing up?
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Speaker 1: I don't know what that is.
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Speaker 4: Isn't it like a chocolate drink?
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Speaker 1: It is, yeah.
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Speaker 2: It's like a healthy chocolate drink.
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Speaker 4: Makes you, you know. All right, we didn't get to these.
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Speaker 2: Phil, not off.
13:25
Speaker 1: We'll do them anyway here just for shits and giggles.
13:28
Speaker 1: What's a handbag without straps or handles? What's that commonly called?
13:33
Speaker 2: A clutch.
13:33
Speaker 1: Yeah, a clutch bag, yeah.
13:34
Speaker 4: What is the term for an animal that only eats plants?
13:38
Speaker 2: That is an herbivore.
13:39
Speaker 3: Yeah.
13:39
Speaker 1: You did pretty well. All right, we'll recap here. In
13:43
Speaker 1: what city would you find the Louvre Museum? Paris.
13:46
Speaker 5: Paris.
13:46
Speaker 1: I was there. Oh, yeah? Yeah, it was cool. Isn't
13:49
Speaker 1: that where Mona Lisa is? I saw Mona Lisa. Isn't
13:52
Speaker 1: Mona Lisa in the Louvre?
13:53
Speaker 3: Sure.
13:53
Speaker 2: Didn't you say you were there?
13:54
Speaker 4: Yeah.
13:55
Speaker 2: Shouldn't you know if she was there?
13:56
Speaker 1: I should know, but I'm just asking to confirm.
13:59
Speaker 4: Dummy.
13:59
Speaker 2: You missed that one.
14:01
Speaker 1: I saw Mona Lisa, and the craziest thing is that
14:04
Speaker 1: you wait in line for hours and hours and hours.
14:07
Speaker 1: And then you walk into this big-ass room and there's
14:10
Speaker 1: this tiny, tiny little picture and it's the Mona Lisa.
14:14
Speaker 4: Did you go in and you were like, that's photoshopped,
14:16
Speaker 4: that's not real.
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Speaker 2: Did you touch it?
14:18
Speaker 1: No, you can't touch it. You can't even get close
14:20
Speaker 1: to it. You can't even get anywhere close to it.
14:22
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's a little overhyped.
14:25
Speaker 4: It is in the Louvre Museum. Confirmed.
14:28
Speaker 1: And it is cool that it was stolen for years
14:33
Speaker 1: and years and years and then they got it back.
14:34
Speaker 1: I understand.
14:35
Speaker 4: I just think that Isn't there a movie about that?
14:39
Speaker 1: Maybe, I don't know.
14:41
Speaker 2: You learn something new every day seriously i'll.
14:43
Speaker 1: Watch it if it's less than an hour and a
14:45
Speaker 1: half no you won't.
14:46
Speaker 5: I asked you to watch a christmas was it a
14:48
Speaker 5: christmas story or um no national lampoons and i still
14:51
Speaker 5: don't think you watched it yeah i try all the
14:53
Speaker 5: every year you would probably like it because you like
14:56
Speaker 5: the national anthem lately and the old lady singing on
14:59
Speaker 5: that movie is the same as martha and the vandellas
15:03
Speaker 5: really no it just sounds.
15:04
Speaker 4: Like it oh and she's better i think yeah yeah
15:08
Speaker 4: How many sides does a hexagon have? You had said nine.
15:11
Speaker 2: I'm not good with math, guys.
15:12
Speaker 1: All right, so I remember learning this as like hex, six, x, x, x, x.
15:18
Speaker 1: You remember the x's?
15:19
Speaker 4: A lot of x's there.
15:20
Speaker 1: That is a lot of x's. But x, six? S-I-X. X.
15:25
Speaker 4: They both have X's in them.
15:27
Speaker 2: I never made it to geometry.
15:29
Speaker 1: No?
15:29
Speaker 2: No, I didn't make it to geometry.
15:31
Speaker 4: What school did you go to? It's usually a requirement.
15:33
Speaker 2: Lee Hyten. No, actually, I was in algebra two like
15:36
Speaker 2: three times.
15:37
Speaker 1: I love how he says, oh, there you go.
15:39
Speaker 2: It's okay, guys.
15:40
Speaker 1: It's okay.
15:41
Speaker 2: It's all right. But yeah, no, I never made it
15:43
Speaker 2: to geometry.
15:44
Speaker 1: Joel didn't either.
15:45
Speaker 4: That's why I'm in radio. I was in geometry. Here's
15:49
Speaker 4: one I was, oh, we didn't go through this one yet.
15:51
Speaker 4: The freezing point of water. You had said 32. But
15:53
Speaker 4: then you said zero.
15:54
Speaker 2: Yeah.
15:55
Speaker 1: You got zero, yeah.
15:55
Speaker 2: I thought about freezing, and then I was like, that's
15:57
Speaker 2: not the.
15:57
Speaker 1: Point, though. A polar bear's skin color, you said white.
16:00
Speaker 1: The opposite of white is? Black.
16:03
Speaker 2: It has black skin.
16:04
Speaker 4: White fur, black skin.
16:06
Speaker 5: Huh.
16:06
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's pretty cool. In what month of the year
16:09
Speaker 1: is the Earth closest to the sun? You said summertime.
16:11
Speaker 1: The correct answer is January. Isn't that wild? Why isn't
16:15
Speaker 1: it July?
16:15
Speaker 2: Yeah, see, that's weird.
16:17
Speaker 1: Yeah. You sure about that one, ChatGPT?
16:19
Speaker 4: Let's look it up really quick, just in case.
16:20
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
16:21
Speaker 5: I would think if the sun was closer, that would
16:23
Speaker 5: be when we're in summertime, right? Isn't that how that works?
16:26
Speaker 1: Hmm.
16:27
Speaker 4: In which month of the year is the Earth closest
16:30
Speaker 4: to the sun? It said January when I was looking
16:33
Speaker 4: it up.
16:34
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe it's right.
16:35
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, January. Typically around January 3rd.
16:38
Speaker 2: And we never see the sun, I feel like, in January.
16:40
Speaker 1: This closest point is called... Perihelion. That's probably wrong. I
16:50
Speaker 1: don't believe him. It's called P-E-R-I-H-E-L-I-O-N. Perihelion.
16:56
Speaker 5: You should ask your friend ChatGBT how to say that.
16:58
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not fair. I don't care that much.
17:01
Speaker 2: Anyway.
17:01
Speaker 1: I was just confirming that he was correct. Yes, thanks. Yes.
17:05
Speaker 4: What country is the cold soup gazpacho from or gazpacho?
17:08
Speaker 1: What the hell is that? What is gazpacho? It's gross.
17:11
Speaker 4: It's not good because you want it to be warm.
17:13
Speaker 4: If it was warm, it would probably be good, but
17:15
Speaker 4: it's actually served cold.
17:16
Speaker 1: What is it?
17:16
Speaker 4: I don't know.
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Speaker 5: I also think I get it like mixed up with ceviche,
17:20
Speaker 5: which is also gross.
17:22
Speaker 4: I don't know what ceviche is, I don't think. Isn't
17:24
Speaker 4: it like snails?
17:25
Speaker 2: It's fish.
17:26
Speaker 1: Yeah.
17:27
Speaker 2: And it's not cooked.
17:28
Speaker 1: Oh.
17:28
Speaker 2: It's cold.
17:29
Speaker 1: Ew.
17:30
Speaker 4: I'd still try it.
17:30
Speaker 5: And I think I said Mexico because we were served
17:33
Speaker 5: that in Mexico and I was like, nope, not eating that.
17:36
Speaker 1: Okay, so classic traditional gazpacho. Is that how you say it? Yes.
17:40
Speaker 2: Gazpacho.
17:41
Speaker 1: Gazpacho. One of those.
17:42
Speaker 4: It's a cold.
17:44
Speaker 1: Spanish soup made by blending fresh raw vegetables, olive oil,
17:49
Speaker 1: and vinegar. Nope. Yeah, that sounds a little.
17:52
Speaker 2: That's a hard pass.
17:53
Speaker 4: That sounds a little gross. Yeah, he's not going to
17:55
Speaker 4: have that. What is the only continent that lies in
17:59
Speaker 4: all four hemispheres?
18:00
Speaker 2: That one blew my mind.
18:01
Speaker 4: You didn't have a guess for that one, huh?
18:05
Speaker 2: No.
18:05
Speaker 1: Just pick one of the seven and keep going until
18:08
Speaker 1: you get it right. That's what I would do.
18:10
Speaker 4: I'm just happy. Hey, remember there are seven of them. Yeah.
18:14
Speaker 4: You got to give me some credit sometime. Do learn
18:16
Speaker 4: on this show.
18:18
Speaker 2: If you attach Canada to us, like would that be
18:22
Speaker 2: North America?
18:23
Speaker 4: No, the answer is Africa.
18:27
Speaker 1: What else did we learn?
18:28
Speaker 4: What shape is used in a Venn diagram?
18:31
Speaker 1: Ovals.
18:31
Speaker 4: Well, look it up for crying out loud. We're going
18:34
Speaker 4: to be corrected me the whole show. Why not just
18:36
Speaker 4: confirm that I'm right?
18:37
Speaker 2: I haven't used a Venn diagram in quite some time.
18:40
Speaker 2: You don't really need that in radio.
18:42
Speaker 4: Or in real life at all.
18:44
Speaker 1: What does it say there? Venn diagram usually uses overlapping circles.
18:48
Speaker 1: But it can also use other closed curves like ellipses.
18:53
Speaker 4: What the hell is an ellipse? ellipses, rectangles, or triangles.
18:57
Speaker 4: Didn't Mitsubishi have a car? Yeah, that was the eclipse. Yeah,
19:01
Speaker 4: that was an eclipse, I think.
19:04
Speaker 1: Anyway.
19:05
Speaker 2: We'll look at that.
19:06
Speaker 1: Moving on.
19:06
Speaker 2: It does look like circles, though.
19:08
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like ovals better.
19:09
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
19:10
Speaker 4: But the correct answer is circles.
19:12
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess that's wrong.
19:13
Speaker 4: Thank you. You got clutch bag and herbivore.
19:19
Speaker 1: Look at that.
19:19
Speaker 4: And you've been eating nothing but meat, right? And proteins
19:22
Speaker 4: and shit. Yeah, I'm trying to. Have you gained weight?
19:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I lose it and then gain it
19:27
Speaker 1: and then lose it. It sucks. What did you eat today?
19:30
Speaker 1: What did I eat today? A bowl of soup.
19:33
Speaker 4: Was it gazpacho?
19:34
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you have gazpacho today?
19:35
Speaker 1: No, it was Campbell's something or another. Every time I
19:39
Speaker 1: eat Campbell's soup now, I think that leaked audio from
19:42
Speaker 1: their CEO when he was talking about, I don't eat
19:45
Speaker 1: our product because who would want to eat chicken from
19:47
Speaker 1: a 3D printer? I can't. like not however though it's
19:51
Speaker 1: weird with soup you got to get the campbell's like
19:54
Speaker 1: i try to get the progresso soup it just doesn't
19:56
Speaker 1: cut it no i don't know i think you have
19:58
Speaker 1: to get.
19:59
Speaker 2: The 3d printed chicken soup i don't The chicken and stars, baby.
20:03
Speaker 4: You know, their chicken noodle is like a classic, you know,
20:06
Speaker 4: but when I look at that broth, I'm like, that
20:08
Speaker 4: is definitely yellower than it should be.
20:09
Speaker 5: I don't like cutting it with water either.
20:13
Speaker 2: So it's probably even worse for me.
20:15
Speaker 1: See, I like the pub style ones that are like
20:17
Speaker 1: a little thicker. Yeah.
20:18
Speaker 4: I like that too. The heartier ones.
20:20
Speaker 3: Yeah.
20:20
Speaker 1: They're probably extra 3d printed. Probably. I don't know.
20:24
Speaker 2: So you like the thicker ones then?
20:25
Speaker 1: You have to, right? It's Yeah. What? Blazed and confused.
20:32
Speaker 1: Random thoughts. I read Becker's random thoughts. Should I start
20:37
Speaker 1: at the top one here? Yeah, let's do that one first. Okay.
20:41
Speaker 1: The definition of bribery is offering, giving, receiving, or promising
20:46
Speaker 1: something of value in exchange for influencing someone's actions or decisions,
20:52
Speaker 1: particularly an official act. With that being said, if a
20:56
Speaker 1: president offers or promises America's five....
21:01
Speaker 2: This is not a political podcast.
21:03
Speaker 1: I have to agree with this. With that being said,
21:06
Speaker 1: if a president offers or promises Americans $ 5, 000 for their vote... Dot, dot, dot. Dot, dot, dot.
21:13
Speaker 2: But I mean, I'll take the $ 5, 000.
21:14
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd take five grand. I also want the $ 2, 000 from.
21:19
Speaker 1: Weren't we supposed to get $ 2, 000 from the Doge checks?
21:22
Speaker 4: Tesla guy.
21:23
Speaker 1: Yeah.
21:23
Speaker 4: Elon Musk.
21:24
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did you guys get yours?
21:25
Speaker 2: No.
21:26
Speaker 4: I thought I was just off the list or something.
21:29
Speaker 1: All right. So that's $ 7, 000. Did you get yours? No.
21:33
Speaker 5: Oh.
21:33
Speaker 1: No. I'm just saying.
21:34
Speaker 4: That's pretty sweet. If you guys got it and I didn't,
21:36
Speaker 4: I'm going to make a phone call.
21:37
Speaker 1: No. To who?
21:39
Speaker 4: Elon.
21:39
Speaker 5: Doge.
21:41
Speaker 3: Yeah.
21:41
Speaker 1: Doge.
21:42
Speaker 2: That department just shut down.
21:43
Speaker 4: It doesn't even exist anymore. That was the whole thing.
21:46
Speaker 4: You couldn't call their customer service to complain because they
21:48
Speaker 4: didn't exist anymore.
21:50
Speaker 1: Yeah, talk about Elon. I'll tell you what's very, very,
21:52
Speaker 1: very sad. The former Toys R Us is now.
21:56
Speaker 2: A Tesla dealership. My childhood is crushed.
21:59
Speaker 4: Right?
22:00
Speaker 1: I feel the same way. And not only is it
22:02
Speaker 1: a Tesla, it just looks like awful. It just looks sad.
22:06
Speaker 5: It's wrong.
22:07
Speaker 1: It's wrong.
22:08
Speaker 3: Yeah.
22:09
Speaker 1: There used to be a nice colorful building and they
22:11
Speaker 1: literally painted everything black.
22:12
Speaker 4: I don't know.
22:13
Speaker 1: It just looks.
22:13
Speaker 2: Well, also remember when they redid the Toys R Us?
22:17
Speaker 5: I didn't like that either. Like I just wanted my
22:19
Speaker 5: straight up Toys R Us. They did that whole like
22:21
Speaker 5: blue front and the windows and.
22:25
Speaker 4: Well, the only good thing about that Tesla dealership is
22:28
Speaker 4: there's a Longhorn Steakhouse right next door. Gotta love Longhorn.
22:31
Speaker 2: I do, but I can't stand to look at the
22:33
Speaker 2: Tesla dealership.
22:34
Speaker 1: I know.
22:35
Speaker 2: That was a cool store at one time. Blew all
22:38
Speaker 2: your Christmas money.
22:39
Speaker 1: Yeah.
22:40
Speaker 4: And now it's like a gigantic parking lot. They have
22:42
Speaker 4: 12 cars out there.
22:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, really?
22:44
Speaker 2: Yeah.
22:45
Speaker 1: Yeah.
22:45
Speaker 4: You know, I wonder about that, too. Does that mean that, like,
22:49
Speaker 4: nobody's buying Teslas? And, like, if they had more inventory,
22:54
Speaker 4: if they had more cars sitting outside, that would allude
22:56
Speaker 4: to the fact that more people are buying Teslas?
22:58
Speaker 3: Or.
22:59
Speaker 1: Are they inside? Like, do they keep the cars inside?
23:01
Speaker 4: That's another thing. That building is pretty big. I was
23:03
Speaker 4: there the other day. I was like, I want, if
23:05
Speaker 4: this is just, I think it's a service center. I
23:08
Speaker 4: don't know if it's like a dealership. I think it's
23:10
Speaker 4: like a service center.
23:12
Speaker 2: That sounds like a podcast road trip.
23:15
Speaker 1: We should go there.
23:16
Speaker 4: Elon sent us. He's a big fan.
23:20
Speaker 1: When you think of Teslas, do you think that in
23:22
Speaker 1: like 20 years from now, everybody's going to be driving
23:24
Speaker 1: one of those?
23:25
Speaker 4: Because I hope not. You know, I really hope not.
23:28
Speaker 4: I just think they're ugly. I think that electric cars
23:30
Speaker 4: will catch on when they're not ugly. Think about this.
23:32
Speaker 4: Was it Toyota that made the first hybrid vehicle? And
23:35
Speaker 4: look how long it took for other brands to catch
23:39
Speaker 4: up and actually do it and get to electric. So
23:41
Speaker 4: it could be a little while.
23:41
Speaker 1: I don't know.
23:42
Speaker 4: It could be 20 years. It could be. We'll see.
23:45
Speaker 1: Anything but those dumbass looking Cybertrucks. They look like a toaster.
23:48
Speaker 5: I have to tell you, Ellie, who's seven, my daughter Ellie,
23:52
Speaker 5: she saw one of those the other day driving down
23:54
Speaker 5: the road.
23:54
Speaker 2: Yeah.
23:55
Speaker 5: And I thought everybody hated that, like hated that design.
23:58
Speaker 5: Ellie goes, mom, look at that cool car. And I said,
24:01
Speaker 5: what cool car? And she goes, that one, the one
24:05
Speaker 5: with all the shapes. And I was like, oh, you're right.
24:09
Speaker 2: That is a lot of shapes. So according to kids,
24:11
Speaker 2: it looks pretty cool.
24:12
Speaker 4: It actually makes sense because that's, I explained it to
24:14
Speaker 4: a friend the other day, looking at one of those vehicles.
24:16
Speaker 4: I said, that looks like a car that I drew
24:17
Speaker 4: when I was two. Yeah, that's a.
24:19
Speaker 2: Kid drawing, I think. And they're really excited about it.
24:22
Speaker 1: Because they drew it.
24:23
Speaker 3: Yeah.
24:24
Speaker 2: And do you know they do like light shows with
24:26
Speaker 2: those cars?
24:27
Speaker 1: Really?
24:27
Speaker 5: Like the, I don't know if it's the trucks, but
24:29
Speaker 5: the cars, I was at a kid's birthday party and
24:32
Speaker 5: they promised a light show. And when we went out
24:35
Speaker 5: in the parking lot, it was a Tesla and like the,
24:37
Speaker 5: the doors.
24:38
Speaker 2: And windows open and it plays music. And I don't know.
24:43
Speaker 2: It was wild.
24:43
Speaker 4: 20 years.
24:44
Speaker 1: We'll see. I hope not. I hope not.
24:46
Speaker 4: What else was I thinking about?
24:48
Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
24:48
Speaker 1: So let me read more Becker's random thoughts here. Uh,
24:51
Speaker 1: you hold the door for someone. They walk through, they
24:54
Speaker 1: don't say thank you. Do you immediately thing you can't,
24:58
Speaker 1: you can't just read it. Okay.
24:59
Speaker 3: Okay.
25:03
Speaker 1: You hold the door for someone. They walk through. They
25:05
Speaker 1: don't say thank you. Do you immediately think they're a
25:08
Speaker 1: trash bag of a human? Because I do. That's what
25:11
Speaker 1: I was thinking this week. Yeah, I would definitely say yes.
25:12
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that do that at the gym,
25:14
Speaker 1: I've noticed. You hold the door for somebody and they
25:16
Speaker 1: don't say anything.
25:17
Speaker 4: It's fucking annoying.
25:21
Speaker 1: I almost rather you not hold the door open for
25:23
Speaker 1: me so I don't have to do it for you
25:25
Speaker 1: either to avoid the awkward. Yeah.
25:28
Speaker 2: I just, I don't know. People just don't have that
25:30
Speaker 2: respect anymore.
25:30
Speaker 4: It's a simple thank you.
25:31
Speaker 3: Yeah.
25:32
Speaker 4: It's barely a breath.
25:34
Speaker 1: What made you think of this?
25:35
Speaker 4: I was out of town. I was out of town
25:37
Speaker 4: this weekend and, um, we were going to a cafe,
25:40
Speaker 4: but I was, I opened the door for a server
25:43
Speaker 4: that was serving people that were sitting outside.
25:45
Speaker 1: Right.
25:45
Speaker 4: So she was going back into the restaurant. So I
25:47
Speaker 4: grabbed the door for her and I opened it up
25:48
Speaker 4: and she just walked in. Didn't say a fucking thing.
25:50
Speaker 2: The server.
25:51
Speaker 5: Yeah.
25:52
Speaker 4: Like she just walked in. Didn't even say anything. Well,
25:55
Speaker 4: then we were inside. So it was one of these
25:57
Speaker 4: places where you can go in and you can order
25:59
Speaker 4: what you want to eat at the register. And then,
26:02
Speaker 4: you walk away and someone brings it to you. And, uh,
26:05
Speaker 4: I went up to order the food and this girl,
26:07
Speaker 4: probably if I had to guess like 17 years old,
26:10
Speaker 4: didn't even look at me. She made no eye contact
26:14
Speaker 4: with me and didn't like respond to anything I was saying.
26:18
Speaker 4: I was like, Oh, I'd like an everything bagel sandwich with,
26:21
Speaker 4: you know, Taylor ham. And, and she was just on
26:23
Speaker 4: the computer.
26:24
Speaker 1: She hates her life.
26:24
Speaker 2: That's what they do now, though, man.
26:25
Speaker 1: They don't even talk to you. That's what everybody does now.
26:27
Speaker 2: No, they don't want to talk to you.
26:28
Speaker 4: She even had this really cool necklace that she probably
26:31
Speaker 4: made herself, and it looked really rad, though.
26:33
Speaker 1: I was like, yo.
26:34
Speaker 4: I was like, hey, that's a really cool necklace, by
26:36
Speaker 4: the way. And she didn't say a fucking word to me.
26:37
Speaker 4: Why are you trying to talk to somebody that definitely
26:39
Speaker 4: doesn't want to talk to you? At that point, I
26:41
Speaker 4: was like, oh, wow. But it was like after that moment,
26:44
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, you just don't want anything to do
26:46
Speaker 4: with me. There's a difference between being polite and being annoying.
26:49
Speaker 4: That's teetering on both.
26:52
Speaker 5: Wait wait wait so he said that he liked her
26:56
Speaker 5: necklace and that's.
26:57
Speaker 1: Annoying no yeah it's annoying because you already knew that
27:00
Speaker 1: she didn't want to talk to you.
27:01
Speaker 4: Not really it was like i just noticed she was
27:03
Speaker 4: going she was working and then i i tried to
27:05
Speaker 4: talk to her once it was just one time i
27:07
Speaker 4: tried so.
27:08
Speaker 2: Also he wasn't at the dmv like this is.
27:11
Speaker 4: A restaurant customer service yeah It's not a restaurant either.
27:15
Speaker 1: It's for ordering bagels.
27:17
Speaker 4: Well, it was a cafe that you ordered your food
27:19
Speaker 4: at the register.
27:21
Speaker 1: I don't know. I defend that girl. Granted, I think
27:23
Speaker 1: that customer service is fucked everywhere, but certain people just
27:27
Speaker 1: aren't social, which means that you.
27:29
Speaker 2: Probably shouldn't have that job.
27:30
Speaker 1: Why are you defending this person? I don't know.
27:33
Speaker 4: You're a dick.
27:33
Speaker 2: I don't know.
27:35
Speaker 1: If I didn't want to talk to somebody and it
27:36
Speaker 1: was very visible that I didn't want to talk to
27:38
Speaker 1: somebody and then they said, oh, nice necklace. I don't
27:40
Speaker 1: know why that would fill me with rage.
27:43
Speaker 5: Don't compliment Joel when he's wearing a necklace.
27:48
Speaker 4: I'm not going to say anything.
27:49
Speaker 1: All right, good.
27:49
Speaker 2: Man, Joel's bitter when he's off.
27:53
Speaker 4: He's feeling off. No, he's always like that.
27:56
Speaker 1: Is he? Yeah. Uh, what else?
28:00
Speaker 4: Uh, yeah, we wanted to talk about this. There's a
28:02
Speaker 4: video that I saw online. Will Arnett, Jason Bateman and
28:05
Speaker 4: Sean Hayes are all sitting in a cab together and they're,
28:07
Speaker 4: they have their own podcast, which is pretty good. I
28:08
Speaker 4: think it's called like shameless or something like that, but
28:10
Speaker 4: they were talking about this subject, uh, of showering morning
28:15
Speaker 4: or nighttime and why and why.
28:18
Speaker 1: Okay. So I grew up a nighttime shower kid always,
28:22
Speaker 1: but then the older I got and when I started
28:24
Speaker 1: doing morning radio and having to get up three o'clock
28:26
Speaker 1: in the morning, I started showering in the morning for
28:29
Speaker 1: the sole purpose of I needed to wake up and
28:31
Speaker 1: I kind of never went back. But now, now that
28:35
Speaker 1: I'm like not getting up and going to a job
28:36
Speaker 1: every day, now I shower at like noon every day
28:40
Speaker 1: after I go to the gym. Okay.
28:42
Speaker 2: All right.
28:42
Speaker 1: Noon, one o'clock.
28:43
Speaker 4: So you get out of bed, you go about your
28:45
Speaker 4: morning and then you're like, well, the idea is you're
28:48
Speaker 4: going to go to the gym and you're going to
28:49
Speaker 4: get sweaty anyway. You're going to need a shower afterwards.
28:51
Speaker 4: I would totally understand that.
28:52
Speaker 1: However, though, I do hear the argument of you go
28:57
Speaker 1: about your day, you sweat, you're gross, and then you
28:59
Speaker 1: get into your bed. I hear that argument, and I
29:02
Speaker 1: do think about it. Ideally, I'd like to shower twice
29:07
Speaker 1: a day, but I think that's a little extreme. But
29:09
Speaker 1: I think there's people that do that, though. I think
29:11
Speaker 1: that you could shower twice a day and have two
29:13
Speaker 1: showers that serve two different purposes. The morning showers to
29:16
Speaker 1: wake you up and the nighttime showers to clean you.
29:18
Speaker 1: Maybe you don't even soap it up the first shower.
29:20
Speaker 1: You can only soap it up the second one, you know?
29:22
Speaker 1: I don't know.
29:24
Speaker 4: You're waking up from a night of sleeping, which you
29:26
Speaker 4: might have been. You're People normally sweat. They kind of
29:28
Speaker 4: wake up kind of dewy and kind of gross.
29:31
Speaker 3: Yeah.
29:31
Speaker 1: I don't know.
29:32
Speaker 4: You got to wash that shit off, too, before you
29:33
Speaker 4: go in public, don't you think?
29:34
Speaker 2: I don't know. Sometimes I'm a both, guys. I'm not
29:37
Speaker 2: going to lie.
29:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's shower both times.
29:39
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
29:40
Speaker 4: I do that too sometimes.
29:41
Speaker 2: If I have time.
29:41
Speaker 5: Yeah.
29:41
Speaker 2: Like I am going to shower both times.
29:43
Speaker 4: I remember as a kid finding it kind of comforting,
29:45
Speaker 4: like getting in a cold, like a warm shower before
29:47
Speaker 4: bed and being cozy.
29:49
Speaker 2: I honestly like a bath better than a shower.
29:51
Speaker 1: I haven't had a bath in a long time. What
29:53
Speaker 1: about you? I can't tell you the last time I
29:55
Speaker 1: had a bath.
29:56
Speaker 5: That's like the only time I'm by myself though.
29:58
Speaker 1: I feel like.
29:59
Speaker 5: Although Bill and Ellie burst through the door anyway, but
30:02
Speaker 5: I get maybe five minutes.
30:03
Speaker 4: You got to get rid of that, I'm telling you.
30:04
Speaker 4: Families are overrated now.
30:08
Speaker 2: Everybody needs me when I'm in the bathtub.
30:10
Speaker 4: You don't get a lick of time. And then they
30:14
Speaker 4: were talking about on this video that I saw about
30:17
Speaker 4: having to shower after you use the bathroom. My friend,
30:21
Speaker 4: I'm going to say his name. His name's Trevor. My
30:24
Speaker 4: friend Trevor would always be like, dude, I got to
30:26
Speaker 4: run to my house really quick.
30:28
Speaker 1: And I'm like, okay.
30:28
Speaker 4: And I remember the first time I experienced this. He
30:30
Speaker 4: went upstairs. He had to use the bathroom. And then
30:32
Speaker 4: I heard the water go on. And I was like,
30:34
Speaker 4: what's going on up there? And then he came down
30:37
Speaker 4: like seven minutes later. And I was like, dude, what
30:39
Speaker 4: are you doing? He's like, oh, I got a shower
30:41
Speaker 4: after I take a shit.
30:42
Speaker 2: Every time?
30:43
Speaker 1: Apparently.
30:44
Speaker 4: That's extreme.
30:46
Speaker 2: I was like, what are you doing up there?
30:48
Speaker 4: And he worked like an hour and a half into
30:50
Speaker 4: Jersey for work. And I was like, So what do
30:53
Speaker 4: you take a shower at work.
30:54
Speaker 1: Or what do you do?
30:55
Speaker 4: And he goes, Oh, I don't go at work. There's
30:57
Speaker 4: a lot of people that say they don't shit at work,
30:58
Speaker 4: but it's like, okay, exactly.
31:01
Speaker 1: Why not? Cause that's a first, it's a great excuse
31:04
Speaker 1: to get away from people. I have to go shit.
31:06
Speaker 1: Even if you don't, you go, you know what I mean?
31:09
Speaker 4: Even if I didn't want to shit at work, I
31:10
Speaker 4: would still tell people that I, I'm going to.
31:13
Speaker 5: I will tell you though, I'm thinking twice because now
31:15
Speaker 5: the bathroom isn't in the station anymore.
31:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've heard.
31:18
Speaker 5: You have to, like, go outside and mingle with the public,
31:20
Speaker 5: sort of. Like, out the door, and anybody could be
31:23
Speaker 5: in that bathroom. Hey, Jim.
31:26
Speaker 2: It's just weird. Take your shit.
31:30
Speaker 1: It's just weird. But no, there's a lot of people
31:33
Speaker 1: that I've heard that all say the same thing. I
31:35
Speaker 1: don't shit at work. I only shit at home. It's like,
31:38
Speaker 1: I understand that. However, there has to come a point where.
31:41
Speaker 2: You just gotta go.
31:42
Speaker 1: Exactly. Exactly.
31:43
Speaker 4: You gotta go and you gotta go at work. I
31:44
Speaker 4: have never been weird about that.
31:46
Speaker 1: If you have to use the.
31:46
Speaker 2: Bathroom, you gotta go. Yeah, use the bathroom.
31:49
Speaker 1: I feel the same way.
31:49
Speaker 2: But what are you doing that you gotta get a
31:51
Speaker 2: shower afterwards?
31:52
Speaker 3: I know.
31:53
Speaker 2: What is happening there?
31:53
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to know, to be
31:55
Speaker 1: honest with you.
31:55
Speaker 2: Is that like the lettuce problem?
31:57
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe. The lettuce problem.
32:00
Speaker 2: Diarrhea lettuce?
32:02
Speaker 1: Is that still a problem?
32:03
Speaker 2: I think so.
32:04
Speaker 1: I don't know.
32:04
Speaker 4: Have you had lettuce lately?
32:06
Speaker 3: I have.
32:07
Speaker 4: Have you had diarrhea lately?
32:09
Speaker 3: Uh.
32:09
Speaker 2: That's why you're feeling off probably. Did you have lettuce today?
32:12
Speaker 1: No, I had lettuce. I had lettuce last week though.
32:14
Speaker 1: And now that you mentioned it, I have felt kind
32:16
Speaker 1: of since eating it.
32:17
Speaker 2: It's probably the diarrhea lettuce.
32:19
Speaker 1: Yeah.
32:19
Speaker 2: Way to go.
32:20
Speaker 1: All right. We should move on. Is it trivia time? Okay.
32:25
Speaker 4: Who's going first? I will ask you first.
32:28
Speaker 1: Okay.
32:30
Speaker 2: Question number one.
32:32
Speaker 1: And now Mandy, you know, you're our lifeline now. Yeah. Yeah.
32:36
Speaker 3: Yes.
32:37
Speaker 1: All right.
32:38
Speaker 4: Tanks, you know, tanks. They were used in battle for
32:41
Speaker 4: the first time in what war? Ooh.
32:44
Speaker 1: Tanks. I think this is World War I.
32:47
Speaker 4: You're a tank guy, I can tell.
32:48
Speaker 3: No.
32:49
Speaker 2: He looked really confused when he said the word tank.
32:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was like tank. Tanks. Yeah. I really think
32:55
Speaker 1: it's World War I. But it might be World War II,
32:59
Speaker 1: but I think it's I. I do. When you think
33:01
Speaker 1: of World War I, you think of like trench warfare, right?
33:05
Speaker 2: What's a tank?
33:05
Speaker 4: I don't know what that means. What does trench warfare mean?
33:07
Speaker 2: Like when they're in the trenches?
33:08
Speaker 1: When they're in the trenches.
33:10
Speaker 4: Aren't they all trench wars?
33:11
Speaker 1: No, but like trench warfare is, that's like when they
33:14
Speaker 1: were first doing that, when there was like little underground cities.
33:18
Speaker 5: I don't know.
33:19
Speaker 4: I didn't retain any of that stuff from school.
33:21
Speaker 1: Dude, history was the only thing that I found remotely
33:24
Speaker 1: interesting in school. So yeah, I really think it's world
33:27
Speaker 1: war one. I really think it's world war one.
33:30
Speaker 4: You have a lifeline.
33:31
Speaker 1: Yeah. I'm not going to go there for some question though.
33:33
Speaker 4: How do you feel about his, do you have to
33:35
Speaker 4: give any answers, but how do you feel about his guests?
33:38
Speaker 5: Well, because I don't know anything about it. I'm going
33:40
Speaker 5: to say he might be right.
33:41
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with World War I, final answer. Fucker.
33:49
Speaker 2: See, he was right. He did look confused, though, on
33:52
Speaker 2: a tank.
33:53
Speaker 1: I was a little confused as the tank word came up.
33:56
Speaker 1: But yes, told you.
33:57
Speaker 4: He did a good job.
33:58
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you.
33:59
Speaker 4: Let's go to the next one.
34:00
Speaker 1: Question two. More history, please.
34:04
Speaker 4: Sort of. What was the first Disney animated film based
34:08
Speaker 4: on the life of a real person?
34:14
Speaker 1: Based on the life of a real person as in, like,
34:17
Speaker 1: a real human being or, like.
34:20
Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Yeah, a real person.
34:23
Speaker 2: That's what a real person usually means.
34:25
Speaker 3: No, no.
34:25
Speaker 1: I mean, if you compare Mickey Mouse to Cinderella, well,
34:29
Speaker 1: Cinderella's a real human, but she's not actually real. You
34:33
Speaker 1: know what I mean? That's what I'm asking you.
34:35
Speaker 4: I don't want to answer that question to give you
34:37
Speaker 4: any hints.
34:38
Speaker 1: But your question is confusing then. Read it again.
34:44
Speaker 4: What was the first Disney animated film based on the
34:47
Speaker 4: life of a real person? Yeah, real or real. That's
34:51
Speaker 4: my question. And he doesn't know how to answer it. Well,
34:57
Speaker 4: do you think that, is it Cinderella? Somebody could have
35:00
Speaker 4: met a prince, you know what I mean? And became,
35:03
Speaker 4: you know, princess.
35:03
Speaker 1: Is that what happened?
35:04
Speaker 4: I don't fucking remember these movies, honestly. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:06
Speaker 4: Or the stories. So I don't know.
35:08
Speaker 1: I haven't watched them in so long.
35:09
Speaker 2: I've watched a bunch of them over.
35:10
Speaker 1: And over again. Oh, that explains it. You have kids.
35:13
Speaker 5: Yeah.
35:13
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is what I'm saying. Like, it couldn't
35:15
Speaker 1: be Pinocchio because obviously.
35:17
Speaker 5: There's no way.
35:17
Speaker 1: Well, how do you know?
35:18
Speaker 2: Because it's the- Geppetto would have been real. Could have
35:21
Speaker 2: been real.
35:23
Speaker 1: But this is what I'm asking you. Does real mean
35:26
Speaker 1: that there are real... It's based on a story about
35:29
Speaker 1: a real life breathing human. Yes. Okay. That's what you
35:32
Speaker 1: mean by real. Yes. I don't know if... So it's
35:38
Speaker 1: based on a real story. That's what you're saying. Yes.
35:40
Speaker 2: That narrows it down.
35:41
Speaker 4: A real person.
35:42
Speaker 3: Yeah.
35:43
Speaker 1: A real person. Hunchback of Notre Dame. No. He's a
35:47
Speaker 1: real person.
35:47
Speaker 3: No.
35:48
Speaker 1: He wasn't.
35:50
Speaker 4: Don't know he was i don't want to speak out
35:53
Speaker 4: of turn because we never misinform anyone on this show what.
35:58
Speaker 1: Else is there i'm trying to think it's it's like
36:01
Speaker 1: one of those from like way back i think she
36:02
Speaker 1: has an idea yeah i'll go to my lifeline on
36:05
Speaker 1: the second question mandy what do.
36:06
Speaker 5: You think well i think you gotta narrow it down
36:08
Speaker 5: a little bit like it's none of the animals of
36:10
Speaker 5: course you can't say like the lion king or the
36:12
Speaker 5: little mermaid right so you certainly can't yeah.
36:17
Speaker 2: So you got to think, is it like a Cinderella?
36:20
Speaker 2: Is it like a.
36:21
Speaker 1: It could be Cinderella.
36:23
Speaker 2: Is it a Hercules?
36:24
Speaker 1: Hercules.
36:26
Speaker 4: I want to give you a hint. Hercules feels a little...
36:28
Speaker 4: Everyone gets mad when I do that. Hercules feels a
36:29
Speaker 4: little too modern, though.
36:32
Speaker 1: I think it's like one of the old crusty ones.
36:34
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to think of like... I'm trying to
36:36
Speaker 1: think of like an old crusty one that's not about
36:38
Speaker 1: an animal.
36:38
Speaker 2: Like is Aurora from Sleeping Beauty?
36:42
Speaker 4: I'm going to give you a hint. I think it
36:44
Speaker 4: might be sin. Maybe it is Cinderella. Well, the movie
36:47
Speaker 4: came out in 1995.
36:49
Speaker 1: Oh, Oh, what about Pocahontas?
36:54
Speaker 4: Final answer.
36:54
Speaker 1: Yeah.
36:55
Speaker 4: Pocahontas. Oh yeah.
36:58
Speaker 2: 1995.
36:58
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I've actually never seen that one.
37:02
Speaker 1: I've never seen Pocahontas.
37:03
Speaker 2: I like Miko.
37:04
Speaker 4: No, really?
37:06
Speaker 1: Never seen Pocahontas.
37:07
Speaker 4: I don't remember anything about it really, but.
37:09
Speaker 1: Actually the only, the only thing I know about Pocahontas is, uh,
37:14
Speaker 1: Isn't there like a raccoon in that movie or something?
37:17
Speaker 2: I love Miko.
37:18
Speaker 1: He's real? No.
37:20
Speaker 2: No, the animals don't talk.
37:22
Speaker 4: It's based on Pocahontas, that character.
37:24
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no.
37:25
Speaker 5: I also don't know if Pocahontas' story in Disney is
37:28
Speaker 5: the same as the real Pocahontas' life.
37:31
Speaker 1: That she falls in love with the white guy?
37:33
Speaker 4: It might be.
37:33
Speaker 1: Isn't that what the story of Pocahontas is, though?
37:37
Speaker 2: It is, but I don't think that's the real story
37:39
Speaker 2: of Pocahontas. Hit the button.
37:42
Speaker 1: Sure. Question three.
37:45
Speaker 4: You're so funny.
37:49
Speaker 1: All right.
37:51
Speaker 4: Which major car manufacturer's name means to hear or listen?
37:57
Speaker 1: Hmm. What language is it?
38:02
Speaker 5: No.
38:03
Speaker 4: Which major car manufacturer's name means to hear or listen?
38:08
Speaker 1: It's English. The.
38:12
Speaker 4: The name means this. That's all I can tell you.
38:15
Speaker 1: I'm not going to give you that. Mitsubishi. What?
38:21
Speaker 3: No.
38:23
Speaker 4: I'm not saying anything.
38:24
Speaker 1: Could it be that?
38:25
Speaker 4: I'm not saying anything.
38:26
Speaker 1: Why is he smirking? Mitsubishi. Read it again. To what?
38:33
Speaker 4: Which major car manufacturer's name means to listen to? I'm sorry,
38:39
Speaker 4: to hear or listen.
38:40
Speaker 1: To hear, to listen, to Mitsubishi. So it's a brand,
38:46
Speaker 1: not like a make, right? You know what I mean?
38:49
Speaker 1: It's a brand. Okay. It's a brand of cars.
38:53
Speaker 4: It's not the Durango.
38:55
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. It's not a Dodge either, right? To Dodge.
38:59
Speaker 1: To what?
39:02
Speaker 4: To hear.
39:02
Speaker 1: To hear.
39:03
Speaker 2: He's not hearing.
39:04
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not hearing or listening to you. I know.
39:06
Speaker 1: What brand of cars means to hear, to listen?
39:11
Speaker 4: It's like when you first meet Joel and you're like,
39:12
Speaker 4: if you want to be this guy's friend, he's never
39:14
Speaker 4: going to listen to you.
39:15
Speaker 1: Volvo?
39:16
Speaker 2: And that's why we love him.
39:20
Speaker 1: I don't know, man.
39:22
Speaker 5: Ford?
39:22
Speaker 1: No, that was named after somebody.
39:25
Speaker 3: Chevy?
39:25
Speaker 5: Chevrolet?
39:30
Speaker 1: To Chevrolet? Yeah, maybe.
39:32
Speaker 4: Is that your guess?
39:35
Speaker 1: Sure. Chevrolet. Nope.
39:37
Speaker 4: You still didn't get it. All the ones you listed.
39:40
Speaker 1: Audi.
39:40
Speaker 4: Is it Audi?
39:42
Speaker 2: I was going to say.
39:43
Speaker 5: Audi.
39:44
Speaker 4: Audi.
39:44
Speaker 1: Yeah.
39:46
Speaker 2: It's audio.
39:46
Speaker 4: It's almost, yeah.
39:47
Speaker 1: I was going to say, it's almost in the damn name. See,
39:49
Speaker 1: you should have came to me.
39:50
Speaker 2: I knew that one.
39:51
Speaker 1: I already came to you once, though.
39:53
Speaker 2: Oh, that's right.
39:54
Speaker 1: Lost my lifeline. Shut up. Shut up. You worded that wrong.
39:59
Speaker 2: Question four.
40:00
Speaker 1: Twenty.
40:01
Speaker 3: What?
40:02
Speaker 1: You're fucked up.
40:04
Speaker 4: All right, here we go. In radio terms, what does
40:09
Speaker 4: AM stand for?
40:11
Speaker 1: Oh, shit, man. I should know this, and I'm not
40:13
Speaker 1: going to.
40:14
Speaker 4: Do you know it?
40:16
Speaker 2: I think I know it, yeah. I think.
40:19
Speaker 4: I definitely know it.
40:20
Speaker 1: Do you?
40:20
Speaker 4: Yeah. In radio terms, what does AM stand for?
40:25
Speaker 1: Yeah, man. I have no idea. I'm not going to
40:27
Speaker 1: get this.
40:27
Speaker 2: I think I know this one.
40:30
Speaker 4: You don't think you're going to get it?
40:31
Speaker 3: No.
40:31
Speaker 4: I don't even know where to start. I would say automatic,
40:34
Speaker 4: and that's wrong. What do you think M stands for?
40:38
Speaker 4: Do you know what FM stands for? Dude.
40:40
Speaker 1: Oh, no. I know.
40:42
Speaker 4: I feel like it's somewhere in my brain. The M's
40:44
Speaker 4: in both words are things.
40:45
Speaker 1: Modulation? Frequency modulation. Is that FM?
40:49
Speaker 2: That's FM, yeah.
40:51
Speaker 1: Okay, frequency modulation. Something modulation. I have no idea. No idea.
41:00
Speaker 4: I'll give you a bonus lifeline.
41:02
Speaker 1: Mandy, what do you think?
41:04
Speaker 2: Is it amplified modulation?
41:06
Speaker 4: You're so close. But basically, amplitude. Oh, I was close. Modulation, yeah.
41:14
Speaker 5: That's where my radio dork comes in a little bit.
41:17
Speaker 1: We kind of got it. There you go. We kind
41:19
Speaker 1: of got it.
41:19
Speaker 4: I like that.
41:19
Speaker 1: All right. A little bit of both. That's good. Now
41:21
Speaker 1: I'm going to kick your ass in trivia. Here we go. Perfect.
41:23
Speaker 1: Question number one. All right. All music this week.
41:27
Speaker 4: No. Four lifelines.
41:31
Speaker 1: I do have two music questions and two not music questions.
41:35
Speaker 1: All right. I have... Another question that's a multiple choice question.
41:41
Speaker 1: We've never had multiple choice. I like that.
41:43
Speaker 2: Okay.
41:43
Speaker 1: All right. Let's start with that one. Okay. Which of
41:46
Speaker 1: the following is not a real Crayola crayon color? Crayon. Crayon. Crayon.
41:55
Speaker 1: I don't say crayon.
41:55
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's one of these weird people.
41:57
Speaker 1: That's weird.
41:57
Speaker 2: Crayon.
41:58
Speaker 1: Crayon.
41:58
Speaker 4: It's spelled crayon.
42:00
Speaker 2: Where did you go to school?
42:01
Speaker 1: I don't want to say crayon. No, crayon. We did Emmaus, right? Yeah, yeah.
42:06
Speaker 1: Which of these is not a real Crayola crayon color?
42:09
Speaker 2: Good job.
42:11
Speaker 1: See, that feels weird. All right, tell me which one's fake. Okay.
42:14
Speaker 1: Is it A, flesh? Is it B, fuzzy wuzzy? Is
42:20
Speaker 1: it C, macaroni and cheese? Or is it D, inchworm?
42:27
Speaker 4: I think it's B or D. I'm going to say B.
42:31
Speaker 4: I think it's B.
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Speaker 1: Which of these is not a real Crayola crayon color? Flesh,
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Speaker 1: Fuzzy Wuzzy, Macaroni and Cheese.
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Speaker 4: I know that definitely is one.
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Speaker 1: Or Inchworm.
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Speaker 4: I think it's B.
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Speaker 1: Fuzzy Wuzzy.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, Fuzzy Wuzzy. Final answer.
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Speaker 1: Correct answer is Flesh.
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Speaker 2: Really?
42:52
Speaker 5: Wow.
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Speaker 2: Even with the skin tone colors now?
42:54
Speaker 1: There is... Which of these is not a real Crayola
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Speaker 1: crayon color? The fake Crayola crayon color is flesh.
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Speaker 3: Wow. Wow.
43:02
Speaker 1: Okay.
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Speaker 4: That was a good one.
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Speaker 1: You know why? Because it's racist. How do we know
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Speaker 1: what color the flesh is?
43:06
Speaker 5: True.
43:07
Speaker 4: What, are we just supposed to assume it's the white flesh? Yeah,
43:09
Speaker 4: like Mandy did with the polar bear.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: See?
43:14
Speaker 2: That's right. Polar bear is apparently... Not white. Good answer.
43:21
Speaker 4: That's funny.
43:24
Speaker 2: Question two.
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Speaker 1: Should we save the music questions for last?
43:30
Speaker 4: Well, it doesn't matter.
43:32
Speaker 1: You have two of them?
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
43:33
Speaker 1: Let's do one now. Okay. What Tommy James and the
43:37
Speaker 1: Shondell song was revived in the 80s by Billy Idol?
43:42
Speaker 2: Man, you really like to stump him with these music ones.
43:44
Speaker 1: It's not hard to do. You want to say anything
43:50
Speaker 1: or are you just going to sit here in silence?
43:51
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking here.
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Speaker 1: Do you know it? Thank you. Do you know it?
43:56
Speaker 2: I don't know that one.
43:57
Speaker 1: You definitely know the song. Rebel Yell? Yeah.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what was revived.
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Speaker 4: I can't even think of it.
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Speaker 1: So it's a cover. So it was originally by Tommy
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Speaker 1: James and the Shondells and was revived in the 80s
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Speaker 1: by Billy Idol. Let me look it up.
44:15
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
44:16
Speaker 1: Yeah.
44:17
Speaker 2: I almost feel bad because I love the oldies and
44:19
Speaker 2: I should know. And I, I don't.
44:23
Speaker 4: Can you give me the tune like that?
44:24
Speaker 2: Yeah. Can you sing it for us?
44:27
Speaker 1: Okay. I'll give you a hint. Okay. There's a big
44:29
Speaker 1: hint there. The remake of this song. There's like words,
44:35
Speaker 1: unofficial words that people chant during this song. That's not
44:40
Speaker 1: actually in the song. Yeah. Hey, everybody get, get.
44:47
Speaker 4: Hey, everybody get.
44:49
Speaker 1: What? Hey, everybody get laid, get fucked. You ever hear this?
44:54
Speaker 4: No.
44:54
Speaker 2: No.
44:55
Speaker 1: What is it? It's moany moany.
44:58
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know that that was what they said
44:59
Speaker 4: in that.
44:59
Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 2: No.
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Speaker 1: Like, haven't you ever been around people when moany moany
45:03
Speaker 1: is playing very, very loud and people yell... You know,
45:05
Speaker 1: like the words are, hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hey, everybody,
45:10
Speaker 1: get laid, get fucked. Like they yellowed in the song.
45:13
Speaker 4: Oh, I never heard people.
45:14
Speaker 1: Say that before.
45:14
Speaker 2: I hear that with Sweet Caroline, not Moany Moany.
45:17
Speaker 1: Oh, really?
45:18
Speaker 4: Never heard that before.
45:19
Speaker 1: Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.
45:20
Speaker 4: But I had it in my head before I was
45:22
Speaker 4: singing it, sort of.
45:23
Speaker 1: Yeah, Moany Moany. Anyway, I got that one wrong. It
45:25
Speaker 1: was a good question.
45:26
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
45:27
Speaker 1: Thank you.
45:27
Speaker 4: My brain hurts now.
45:28
Speaker 1: All right. Should we do it again with another music question? No,
45:31
Speaker 1: I'm sad about this. Question three. Oh, wait, is it three? Right? Yeah. Okay.
45:39
Speaker 1: In geometry... The.
45:42
Speaker 5: Worst.
45:44
Speaker 1: What's the name for a triangle with two equal sides?
45:50
Speaker 4: That's an easy one, I think. Isn't it equilateral?
45:54
Speaker 1: In geometry, what's the name for a triangle with two
45:57
Speaker 1: equal sides? Equilateral. Final answer?
46:00
Speaker 3: Yeah.
46:02
Speaker 2: Yeah.
46:05
Speaker 1: My answer is isosceles. What?
46:08
Speaker 4: Should I Google that to make sure it's correct?
46:10
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
46:10
Speaker 1: No, if it's an equilateral, all of them are equal, no?
46:14
Speaker 4: Wait, what did you say?
46:15
Speaker 2: Two equal sides, right?
46:17
Speaker 5: Oh.
46:18
Speaker 1: Yeah.
46:18
Speaker 4: Oh, it's maybe three equal sides is equilateral, maybe. Oh,
46:23
Speaker 4: that's a good one too. I thought I had it
46:25
Speaker 4: right away.
46:25
Speaker 2: Yeah.
46:25
Speaker 1: Correct answer. Isosceles.
46:27
Speaker 2: I'm not winning in the geometry portion.
46:30
Speaker 1: You know, I did take geometry, geometry in high school
46:33
Speaker 1: and I can confidently say I, I never skipped class
46:36
Speaker 1: in high school except for one time. And it was geometry.
46:39
Speaker 2: That was probably the day you learned about the triangle.
46:41
Speaker 1: Probably.
46:42
Speaker 4: Yeah.
46:42
Speaker 1: Cause I had it at like, I had, there was
46:44
Speaker 1: nine periods in the day. I had it eighth period,
46:47
Speaker 1: but I also had early out ninth period sometimes. So
46:50
Speaker 1: sometimes I would just.
46:51
Speaker 2: Leave after seventh. Yeah. Extra early leave period?
46:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, why not?
46:56
Speaker 4: Yeah. Look how smart you are now.
46:58
Speaker 1: I know. Hey, don't make fun of me. At least
47:00
Speaker 1: I know what an isosceles triangle is.
47:03
Speaker 4: Did you know this next one?
47:05
Speaker 1: Oh, I did. You're not going to, though.
47:06
Speaker 2: Great.
47:06
Speaker 1: Oh, boy.
47:07
Speaker 2: Question four.
47:08
Speaker 1: Twenty. What?
47:13
Speaker 4: And I have my lifeline.
47:14
Speaker 1: Music. Music, music. You went to your lifeline already.
47:18
Speaker 2: That's all right.
47:19
Speaker 1: Did I?
47:20
Speaker 5: Yeah.
47:21
Speaker 4: Short-term memory.
47:24
Speaker 1: Let's see here. Oh, I did.
47:25
Speaker 4: The first one.
47:27
Speaker 1: Music. Mike Campbell spent decades. I can't talk. That's a problem.
47:32
Speaker 1: Mike Campbell spent decades playing alongside one of rock's most
47:36
Speaker 1: iconic front men. He was the lead guitarist for what band?
47:44
Speaker 2: This is such a Joel question.
47:46
Speaker 4: I have no fucking idea.
47:47
Speaker 1: This is so easy. I don't know band.
47:50
Speaker 4: Members like you do.
47:51
Speaker 2: I don't either.
47:52
Speaker 4: Not everyone's a music nerd like you.
47:55
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this is pretty basic. What's his name again?
47:57
Speaker 4: Mike Simpson?
47:58
Speaker 1: What was his name?
47:58
Speaker 2: The Campbell Soup guy?
48:00
Speaker 1: Mike Campbell. Yeah, he's the one that said that the
48:02
Speaker 1: meat in your soup is made from a 3D printer.
48:05
Speaker 4: No, it's the same guy.
48:07
Speaker 2: Man, he was a lot of talent.
48:09
Speaker 1: Yeah. Mike Campbell spent decades... Why can't I say that word?
48:13
Speaker 1: Mike Campbell spent decades playing alongside one of rock's most
48:17
Speaker 1: iconic front men.
48:19
Speaker 4: He was the lead guitarist for what band? I don't
48:26
Speaker 4: have a lifeline, but I'm going to go to my lifeline.
48:28
Speaker 4: I'll give you some hints.
48:29
Speaker 2: You probably should use Joel as your lifeline.
48:31
Speaker 1: Yeah, use me as your lifeline. I'm going to give
48:34
Speaker 1: you some hints.
48:34
Speaker 2: Here we go. Sing it for us.
48:37
Speaker 1: He spent decades playing alongside one of rock's most iconic frontmen.
48:41
Speaker 1: That frontman is in the title of the band. His
48:46
Speaker 1: name in the blank. Dude, I have no idea. Oh,
48:54
Speaker 1: my God. You need to go watch the history of
48:57
Speaker 1: rock and roll. I tell you.
48:58
Speaker 4: What's the answer?
48:59
Speaker 1: Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Oh, God.
49:01
Speaker 4: Yeah, right. There are other bands like that, though, aren't there?
49:05
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure. But that should have at least given you
49:07
Speaker 1: a hint somewhere to start with.
49:09
Speaker 5: No.
49:09
Speaker 2: Can we go back to the Crayola crayons?
49:12
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are easier. Still got it wrong, but.
49:16
Speaker 1: gotta go look for a flesh colored crayon.
49:19
Speaker 2: Those colors of the world. I bet there's one in there.
49:22
Speaker 3: Wow.
49:24
Speaker 4: I would say good job, but it was not a
49:26
Speaker 4: good job.
49:26
Speaker 1: Okay. You didn't do very well either. Did better than you.
49:29
Speaker 2: I know it's time for.
49:36
Speaker 4: We were talking about getting an intern. Andy, can we
49:40
Speaker 4: have an intern?
49:41
Speaker 2: I think you can have an intern. Yeah, you have
49:42
Speaker 2: to pay them.
49:43
Speaker 1: Oh, never mind.
49:44
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like those rules and laws now.
49:47
Speaker 4: Can we pay them in knowledge and experience?
49:50
Speaker 5: No, that's what we used to pay them with and
49:51
Speaker 5: that was apparently illegal now. You have to give them
49:54
Speaker 5: cash money.
49:54
Speaker 2: Huh.
49:55
Speaker 4: Yeah.
49:56
Speaker 1: No, think about it.
49:57
Speaker 2: So you got to get that sponsor first so you
49:59
Speaker 2: can pay for your intern.
50:01
Speaker 4: She's not wrong.
50:01
Speaker 5: Yeah.
50:02
Speaker 1: All right.
50:03
Speaker 2: So I've passed by these.
50:04
Speaker 5: Chips and Joel, you're probably going to hate it because
50:06
Speaker 5: it's kettle chips.
50:07
Speaker 1: I like kettle chips. Oh, do you?
50:09
Speaker 2: Okay. So I've passed by these voodoo chips a lot.
50:12
Speaker 4: I've seen those too. I like the packaging.
50:14
Speaker 5: Yeah.
50:15
Speaker 1: Pretty dope.
50:15
Speaker 2: But I've never had that.
50:17
Speaker 4: What's a voodoo chip? Is it just colored, colored kettle chips?
50:20
Speaker 5: It's New Orleans style voodoo chips is all it says.
50:24
Speaker 5: I don't think they're colored at all.
50:25
Speaker 4: And what brand is it?
50:26
Speaker 1: Zappos?
50:27
Speaker 2: Zappos?
50:28
Speaker 4: I've never bought a bag of Zappos. I've seen them
50:31
Speaker 4: in the store all the time.
50:32
Speaker 2: What do you think?
50:36
Speaker 4: And they're voodoo ones, huh?
50:37
Speaker 1: They are.
50:38
Speaker 2: They also have Big Cheesy. It was buy one, get
50:41
Speaker 2: one free. So I brought this one too. So here, Becker,
50:43
Speaker 2: I'll hand you this one.
50:44
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll start with these.
50:45
Speaker 2: The Big Cheesy.
50:46
Speaker 1: All right.
50:47
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
50:47
Speaker 1: Are they good? I'm a fan. Really?
50:49
Speaker 2: Yeah. Let's see.
50:51
Speaker 4: New Orleans kettle style Big Cheesy. I'm going to take
50:55
Speaker 4: these home, I can tell. Or stop some. Yeah, sometimes
50:59
Speaker 4: we get snacks on this show and then I drive
51:01
Speaker 4: on my way home and I stop at a gas station.
51:03
Speaker 2: Actually, these are really good.
51:04
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah.
51:08
Speaker 4: I mean, you can't go wrong with kettle chips, you know?
51:10
Speaker 2: Those are really good. They remind me of the all
51:12
Speaker 2: dressed up chips.
51:14
Speaker 4: All dressed chips are so good.
51:16
Speaker 3: Yeah.
51:17
Speaker 4: Ruggles had them around here for a while and I
51:19
Speaker 4: can't find them anymore.
51:20
Speaker 2: Lay's makes them. Ellie eats bags of them. It's probably
51:23
Speaker 2: bad parenting, but.
51:24
Speaker 4: These are very good.
51:26
Speaker 1: Yeah.
51:27
Speaker 4: Try some Big Cheesy. We love when the guests bring snacks.
51:29
Speaker 4: Thanks for these very much.
51:30
Speaker 2: Hey, you're welcome. I've walked by them a lot, so
51:32
Speaker 2: I feel like we should try them. They just looked cool.
51:38
Speaker 1: Wow. Impressive. Right? Zaps. I wonder where these are made.
51:43
Speaker 2: I don't know.
51:46
Speaker 4: It says New Orleans style, does it? Oh, no, it's
51:48
Speaker 4: just that one that's New Orleans style.
51:49
Speaker 2: They're made by Utz. Oh, really? In Hanover, PA. Oh.
51:54
Speaker 4: A local chip.
51:54
Speaker 1: Did you ever do the tour of the factory? Mm-mm.
51:58
Speaker 1: We should do that.
51:58
Speaker 3: Yeah.
51:59
Speaker 1: I think we've talked about it before. I remember my
52:01
Speaker 1: parents taking me years ago. Oh, my God. I was
52:03
Speaker 1: so little. And you do the tour of the chip factory,
52:07
Speaker 1: and then they give you potato chips right off the line.
52:10
Speaker 2: I don't remember if that's.
52:11
Speaker 1: Like warm, hot potato chips. Oh, my God. Incredible. I
52:15
Speaker 1: don't remember, though, if that was the Oats factory or
52:19
Speaker 1: the Herz factory. It might have been the Herz factory. Yeah.
52:22
Speaker 1: Thank you, Mandy, for bringing the snack.
52:24
Speaker 2: You're welcome. I'm glad these turned out to be good chips.
52:27
Speaker 4: So this is episode 66. So how do you feel
52:29
Speaker 4: the show is going as a fan? Episode 66.
52:32
Speaker 2: I love the show.
52:33
Speaker 1: Yeah.
52:34
Speaker 2: It makes me laugh.
52:35
Speaker 5: It honestly, it takes me, we're so surrounded with music
52:38
Speaker 5: and radio. So for me, it's like a nice break
52:40
Speaker 5: and escape, laugh, learn something.
52:43
Speaker 4: What I've learned is that people love the length of
52:45
Speaker 4: our show. We're just enough. You know what I mean?
52:48
Speaker 4: It's just like 45 to 55 minutes.
52:50
Speaker 1: For the first time ever, somebody tells me they like
52:52
Speaker 1: my length. Great. It only took 28 years.
52:58
Speaker 4: Take every win, man.
52:58
Speaker 2: There it is.
52:59
Speaker 4: Even the small ones.
53:01
Speaker 2: Even on your off day.
53:04
Speaker 1: All right.
53:05
Speaker 4: Eat those chips. That was episode 66. Mandy, thanks so
53:08
Speaker 4: much for being here.
53:09
Speaker 2: Thanks for having me.
53:09
Speaker 4: We'll do it again next week on episode 67. Oh, six, seven.
53:13
Speaker 2: Oh, six, seven. Oh, Mandy's not coming back.
53:19
Speaker 1: Bye.
53:20
Speaker 5: Bye.
53:21
Speaker 1: Inside the number. That was the wrong one.
53:23
Speaker 4: That's the wrong show. It's a different show. That's just
53:28
Speaker 4: a plug for them.
53:28
Speaker 1: All right.
53:29
Speaker 3: Bye.
53:30
Speaker 1: Okay, bye.
53:30
Speaker 5: Bye.
53:31
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