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Bluetooth Caligula | Son of a Boy Dad #359 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 5: Sickly a little bit?
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  Speaker 1: Is it getting worse?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. It's only been a couple hours. Are
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  Speaker 5: you awake you're just tired? Yeah?
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  Speaker 7: I just run down and I don't have like the
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  Speaker 7: flu or anything.
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  Speaker 5: What time did you go to bed last night? One?
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  Speaker 5: I don't believe. No, I did. I was so tired.
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  Speaker 7: I just woke up more tired today.
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  Speaker 5: You might have mono?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know about that virus. I don't think
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  Speaker 7: I got mono.
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  Speaker 1: What about neurovirus.
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  Speaker 7: That's a possibility, But I don't feel like I'm throwing
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  Speaker 7: up or shitting my pants.
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  Speaker 1: She doesn't. It affects everybody in different ways.
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  Speaker 5: It just makes me a little sleepy. Neurovirus. A lot
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  Speaker 5: of people don't know this is a contraction of Norton
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  Speaker 5: anti virus.
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  Speaker 7: Forgot about the computer scanner that meant to help you.
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  Speaker 1: People don't know this either. Paton McAfee is actually a
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  Speaker 1: contraction of McAfee anti virus.
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  Speaker 5: Is it now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: It got. It's a contraction of Patrick.
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  Speaker 1: Patronizing that McAfee.
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  Speaker 5: No, okay, God, do you just pull Do we look
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  Speaker 5: like we've started? Oh?
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  Speaker 7: No, I was thinking about it on my way and
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  Speaker 7: was debating if you guys had started or not.
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  Speaker 1: We do this without you?
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  Speaker 5: Are doing with myself.
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  Speaker 1: The backbone of our musical sounds.
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  Speaker 7: I was running through scenarios where you guys started.
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  Speaker 5: Coming in a little hot. You were like angry, but
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  Speaker 5: you were angry about something that actually it didn't happen.
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  Speaker 5: We wouldn't start without you. You've done it before, have we?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, with it with a big guest who oh well, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's actually that's fair. Yeah, we don't, we don't want
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  Speaker 1: that was only by like a minute, right, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: oh yeah.
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  Speaker 5: We had a big guess who had a time crunch.
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  Speaker 1: He had a time crunch. We wouldn't start without you, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not.
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  Speaker 7: I don't actually care.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not actually don't actually don't trip.
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  Speaker 5: You just said that you were coming in hot.
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  Speaker 1: I was kidding, you're tripping.
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  Speaker 5: No, you weren't. I was just trying to bust balls.
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  Speaker 1: Not here. This isn't the platform for that.
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  Speaker 7: I'm very lost on like the you want to get.
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  Speaker 5: Going right now? No, what is happening? I don't understand
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  Speaker 5: where you want what you want us to be mad
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  Speaker 5: at you for I don't want you to be, but
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  Speaker 5: you prepared a defense. You prepared a defense, and so
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  Speaker 5: do you want to just give us the defense even
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  Speaker 5: though we haven't.
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  Speaker 1: You have the argument. There was no you're late.
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  Speaker 5: Anyway, as I was saying before I got here, while
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  Speaker 5: we were twenty minutes into the podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Round talking about that duck coom fee that.
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  Speaker 5: Allan probably is the MVP contender again. Yeah, oh, Harry,
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  Speaker 5: nice to see you. Thanks for showing up. Glad you
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  Speaker 5: could join us.
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  Speaker 7: Where you guys talking ball?
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  Speaker 1: We talked about all your favorite things, Stan Smith's shoes, yep,
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  Speaker 1: fucking my big ones, video games, Vigi.
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  Speaker 5: Games, Vigia games. I got a DM from a girl
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  Speaker 5: who said less video game talk please, So we have okay,
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  Speaker 5: so we're cutting it out. We had to cut it
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  Speaker 5: because she had breasts and therefore.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, Cache calls the shots.
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  Speaker 5: All right, all right?
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  Speaker 7: Shall we keep all of that?
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  Speaker 5: All of that.
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  Speaker 7: All righty, Welcome back to the Son of a Boy
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  Speaker 7: Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: Today.
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  Speaker 7: It is December ninth, It's three twenty pm.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be the only guy not wearing a beanie.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, beanie up?
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  Speaker 5: I want what is yours? Say?
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  Speaker 1: Denver nice? Is that city in the kind of the
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  Speaker 1: mountainous area of the United States, Denver, Colorada. Of Denver,
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  Speaker 1: there's a there's a like a wish, like a whiskey
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  Speaker 1: tasting or a vodka tasting.
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  Speaker 5: There is there is a great Russian.
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  Speaker 1: Russian vaco bar, and it's fucking amazing.
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  Speaker 7: Could you just sing any of us know about Denver?
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  Speaker 5: Could you just hit me with the Colorado Rocky Mountain
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  Speaker 5: really quick?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know that song Colorado Mountain. Heard that one?
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  Speaker 7: Where's he from West Virginia?
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  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, John Denver from West Virginia?
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  Speaker 7: Really no, now is he?
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  Speaker 5: I think so?
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  Speaker 7: He talks about West Virginia a lot. We were listening
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  Speaker 7: to some from John Denver when we were driving through
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  Speaker 7: West Virginia.
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  Speaker 5: I was gonna layer the high harmony on top of rounds.
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  Speaker 1: Colorado Rock Colorado.
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  Speaker 5: Not bad? Well we didn't. Let's do it one more time, ready,
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  Speaker 5: three to one? Colorado Rocky Mountain. There it is there.
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  Speaker 7: It is not bad.
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  Speaker 5: To be honest, we knew more of the song.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta do the bass, you gotta be like bumb
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  Speaker 1: and just sing the fucking.
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  Speaker 7: It's pretty crazy that he died in a plane crash,
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  Speaker 7: just hammered. That's gotta be a decent way to go out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you're not scared fire, You're not scared at all,
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  Speaker 1: just ship faced animal.
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  Speaker 7: You had like multiple DUIs in planes?
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  Speaker 5: Did you know that? Fucking how do they even catch that?
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  Speaker 7: They're like that that one looks like it's not driving
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  Speaker 7: the right way.
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  Speaker 5: Land put that thing on the ground all over.
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  Speaker 1: They're just putting spike strips on the air, releasing doves.
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  Speaker 5: Birds my plane.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't. I didn't know all the details about.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if he was actually drunk when he died,
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  Speaker 7: but I know he I'm like almost positive he did
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  Speaker 7: to get a DUI flying a plane.
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  Speaker 1: The only times I've been had no fear of turbulence
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  Speaker 1: is when I've been ship faced, and you're just like,
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  Speaker 1: oh oh.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, whoa.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: It's like when I used to be like super afraid
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  Speaker 7: of flying. I as soon as the turbulence started, I'm
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  Speaker 7: hitting the button. Let's get the beers going, because I, like,
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  Speaker 7: I just couldn't bear it.
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  Speaker 1: Sober just waving a hundred dollars bill as a lady
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  Speaker 1: like stumbles down the turbulent aisle.
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  Speaker 5: Do you think that twenty twenty six is the year
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  Speaker 5: that you start drinking again? Oh god, now God, yes, moderately. No,
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  Speaker 5: I'm going back to just nothing in the system oxygen.
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  Speaker 1: And the lot of detector determined that was a lie.
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  Speaker 7: No, No, That's where I'm heading. HiT's just getting too real.
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  Speaker 7: I gotta lock it in, take it to the next level.
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  Speaker 5: Huh.
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  Speaker 1: I support that.
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  Speaker 5: We'll see.
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  Speaker 1: How's your What are you going to do to lock
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  Speaker 1: it in?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: I mean healthier.
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  Speaker 1: Francis is on a war path. You could like take
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  Speaker 1: some notes. I feel like that'd be easy.
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  Speaker 7: What I really really the only thing I should do
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  Speaker 7: is just start going to the gym again.
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  Speaker 5: Do you know something that I have learned? The thing
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  Speaker 5: that has really changed my workout approach is that on
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  Speaker 5: days where I really don't want to work out and
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  Speaker 5: they happen, yeah, I've learned to sort of recognize this
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  Speaker 5: feeling of I do not want to work out and
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  Speaker 5: have that be even more of a signal that I
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  Speaker 5: have to. As soon as I feel that, I say,
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  Speaker 5: all right, just I'm just gonna go put my shorts on.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's like a mental tough and.
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  Speaker 5: I'm just straight up just gonna go start tying my
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  Speaker 5: workout shoes on.
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  Speaker 1: It's like Mel Robbins said, let them?
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  Speaker 5: Does that apply?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know them? Let them? You don't want to
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  Speaker 1: work out? Let them?
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  Speaker 5: That doesn't seem yet.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, have you listened to her show? I think he
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  Speaker 1: hasn't listen to get it.
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  Speaker 7: It sounds like goggles.
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  Speaker 1: If you're reaching goggy, now let them.
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  Speaker 7: Mother nature is a tough motherfucker, but so am I. Yeah,
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  Speaker 7: it gives a fuck.
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  Speaker 1: And then he'll just run a fucking one million mile race.
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  Speaker 1: Have you ever considered doing anything like that?
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  Speaker 5: Fuck? No.
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  Speaker 1: A friend of mine just did a ninety hour or
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  Speaker 1: ninety mile race that took twenty one hours to do,
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  Speaker 1: and it was like a dropout race where like as
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  Speaker 1: people you're just like, it's like who quits?
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  Speaker 5: Oh you're thinking of a movie called The Long Walk. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: that's what you're thinking.
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Loan Survivor.
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  Speaker 5: It's very much the Hunger Games meets uh Chariots a Fire.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you said what people, if you stop walking,
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  Speaker 1: you die or something.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's what you're thinking of Poorest Gump.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you stopped walking, he dies.
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  Speaker 7: Have you guys watched the Diddy documentary?
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  Speaker 5: No, but I want to simply to experience fifty cents glee. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: did he produce it? And I think so?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I see little inside, little inside info. It's all propaganda.
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  Speaker 5: It didn't seem like it.
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  Speaker 1: It's all that's fabricated. That's all fabricated stories.
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  Speaker 7: It seemed like it was pretty much as real concrete
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  Speaker 7: evidence as he could get.
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  Speaker 1: That's the the right hands doing this, the left hands
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  Speaker 1: doing that.
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  Speaker 5: You know, did he let him?
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  Speaker 1: No, yeah, let him let him?
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  Speaker 5: Let him exactly did he let him?
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  Speaker 7: I will say I didn't know how like did He's
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  Speaker 7: got definitely got a little Forrest Gump in them.
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  Speaker 1: He's just done everything.
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  Speaker 7: He's done every He's literally done everything. Yeah, like he's
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  Speaker 7: a part of everything. He's like Steve Jobs. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 7: fucking insane.
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  Speaker 1: He's like yeah. And just because he's a brother from Harlem,
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  Speaker 1: I know people don't want to give him the respect
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  Speaker 1: he deserves.
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  Speaker 7: Because he likes to fucking he likes to have sex
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  Speaker 7: on occasion.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I never abandoned him now except for that
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  Speaker 1: brief moment when he struck Cassie of course.
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  Speaker 5: Well yeah, that's pretty brutal.
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  Speaker 7: Documentary is nuts, though, how far in are you I
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  Speaker 7: finished it?
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  Speaker 5: How many episodes?
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  Speaker 7: Four?
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  Speaker 5: How do you have time to do all that? Where
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  Speaker 5: do you? I couldn't. Oh, because you go to bed
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  Speaker 5: at four. I watch your day is twice as long
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  Speaker 5: as my. That's what it is. I forgot. I forgot.
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  Speaker 5: You're awake seventy more than I am. That's what That's
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  Speaker 5: where you get the time.
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  Speaker 7: It was pretty it's a pretty good documentary.
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  Speaker 5: Though your ratio of consciousness to mind is really really lopsided.
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  Speaker 7: Definitely this week. This week has just been no sleep.
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  Speaker 1: We've been the most conscious man alive.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but that's going back to normal starting today. I
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  Speaker 7: don't want to bet at nine.
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  Speaker 1: I don't buy that for one second.
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  Speaker 7: Waking up at four. I'm trying to get on my Jensen,
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  Speaker 7: My Gensen, shit, Jordan now the n video got carp No,
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  Speaker 7: I don't know what is what's Jensen? What's his name?
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  Speaker 7: The dude from in a video like the CEO of
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  Speaker 7: and video.
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  Speaker 1: Who's doing push ups on the chair now?
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  Speaker 7: He said he reads seven thousand emails a day. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 7: I had a feeling that was it. I didn't want
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  Speaker 7: to be wrong, though, you didn't want.
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  Speaker 5: To be that's new. That's a new thing. What I've
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  Speaker 5: never heard you be somewhat uncertain.
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  Speaker 1: It's just because it's a Chinese name.
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, because it's Chinese.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't want to throw out long and it's not wrong.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that it's just that you don't want
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  Speaker 1: to upset the overlords are Chinese overlords of course.
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  Speaker 7: Well you know Jensen is actually not currently selling chips
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  Speaker 7: to the Chinese.
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  Speaker 1: We're waiting for that giving them away.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty much. I think they're stealing them anyway.
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  Speaker 5: Though.
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  Speaker 1: The thing about did the thing about the Diddy doc
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  Speaker 1: nobody's looking into de Leone is that like his boys. No,
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  Speaker 1: it's the parent company of Siak the liquor. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 1: follow the fucking money, that's all I'll say. Okay, and
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  Speaker 1: they're gonna put this in the next documentary.
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  Speaker 7: Follow the money or follow the fucking nineteen dudes that
• 13:11
  Speaker 7: did confessionals in deep detail that appliers.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, they're all like.
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  Speaker 7: Man, it was fucked up, and it's like they turned out.
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  Speaker 7: They all stopped hanging out with him, like a day
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  Speaker 7: before he got arrested, and they were like, we knew,
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  Speaker 7: we knew it had gone too far. And that's when
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  Speaker 7: I cut him off, and then it cuts to like
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  Speaker 7: three days before trial, like every single one of those dudes,
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  Speaker 7: well I guess all of them were getting fucked too,
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  Speaker 7: but still they were there. I mean, they knew what
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  Speaker 7: was going on, and they were there for a very
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  Speaker 7: long time.
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  Speaker 1: Are you a legend gay sex?
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  Speaker 5: Allegend?
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  Speaker 1: Are you a legend gay sex?
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  Speaker 7: I don't think I am. I think the documentary was
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  Speaker 7: fully a legend gigs.
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  Speaker 1: Those guys are lying though.
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  Speaker 7: No, No, they're all like halfway through, like at some
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  Speaker 7: point one of them, they're all like, yeah, and then
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  Speaker 7: you know, and then I got fucked.
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  Speaker 1: Did They didn't do that? But the one transition is
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  Speaker 1: just like and it's just I think simulating gay sex
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  Speaker 1: of course, shopping of nut sack against.
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  Speaker 7: But he's a whole lass freak, whole like you, Like,
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  Speaker 7: there's never been more of a freak than did he really?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah? So he was really having sex with.
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  Speaker 7: Men, bro, he was having sex with anything that moves.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's like just a nod to our Roman traditions,
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  Speaker 1: the fucking great Greeks of all time. You think he's
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  Speaker 1: freaker than Alexander the Great, Absolutely no chance, bro. They
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  Speaker 1: you think he's freaker than Caligula or Nero.
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  Speaker 7: Bro the hotel room that they arrested him, like when
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  Speaker 7: he got arrested.
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  Speaker 1: And those are and they're all historically freaking freaky.
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  Speaker 7: They didn't have the technology to be a.
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  Speaker 5: Freak.
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  Speaker 7: Like it's all advanced. Like he took it to another level, dude.
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  Speaker 7: They like the obviously like you know, like the baby
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  Speaker 7: oil ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was freaking about that.
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  Speaker 7: Now they found like all the baby oil in his house.
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  Speaker 7: There was like thousands of bottles, dude, Like the when
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  Speaker 7: he got arrested in New York, they raided his hotel.
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  Speaker 7: He had baby oil in the hotel there, Like he
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  Speaker 7: knew he was getting arrested and he couldn't stop himself.
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  Speaker 1: What he alleged to be using the baby oil for?
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  Speaker 1: Did you watch the Dog just episode one? Oh, Bro,
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  Speaker 1: I could see through it.
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  Speaker 7: It was like the baby eleven baby oil is a staple.
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  Speaker 1: What are they what are they alleging happened with the
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  Speaker 1: baby oil?
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  Speaker 7: The slick bandits and like everything happened with the baby oil.
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  Speaker 7: It was they were like they said they were going
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  Speaker 7: through like ten bottles of baby oil like a day.
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  Speaker 5: You never hear about babies using baby oil anymore. Never
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  Speaker 5: it's really been co opted, yeah, by the freaking it's
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  Speaker 5: really been culturally appropriated by perverts.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, let it around my baby because of the implication,
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  Speaker 1: of course, what do babies even need oil for? Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: like their cars, they're like little.
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  Speaker 5: Like diper rash, dipe rash. Yeah, it's gonna be diper rash.
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  Speaker 5: But for that now because of what did he did?
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  Speaker 1: Use the tubby todd ointment and they're using olive oil?
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  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, maybe we just like maybe they got to
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  Speaker 7: regulate it down so it's just like a little like
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  Speaker 7: chapstick tube.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all you need avocado.
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  Speaker 7: No one needs more than that. Yeah, you don't need
• 16:13
  Speaker 7: a little thing of aquafor yeah, you know.
• 16:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah it is.
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: Aqua goes a long way.
• 16:18
  Speaker 5: Baby oil is too, is what is like? What this
• 16:21
  Speaker 5: what happened to jewel? Right? So it was birthed of
• 16:25
  Speaker 5: noble intentions, Yeah, co opted for the wrong people. Yeah. Yeah,
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: in the case of jewels, teens and then in the
• 16:33
  Speaker 5: case of baby oil, it's ditty's roving circus freaks.
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just because he wanted the gay sex to be
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: more comfortable for everybody involved. I don't think I don't
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: understand why you want this like dry gay sex.
• 16:46
  Speaker 7: I don't even know if he was directly fucking guys.
• 16:49
  Speaker 7: It was like it was he was like coordinating it.
• 16:52
  Speaker 7: It was like he was the mastermind.
• 16:53
  Speaker 5: He was the puppet.
• 16:54
  Speaker 7: He was the puppet master, and he's got everyone on
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: the string.
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: Which is amazing because he just showed what he can
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: order organized in the music world. He's like, oh, I
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: can make Mary J. Blige a super duper star. I
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: make Biggie a super duper star. Why not just like
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: organize a gay orgy.
• 17:11
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 17:11
  Speaker 7: I mean, I guess if that's the direction it goes, now.
• 17:13
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I don't know when you
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: become a creative genius, like there's really shouldn't be bounced
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: for it.
• 17:19
  Speaker 7: Did you guys know about the high school thing that happens.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna be honest with you, uh, which I have
• 17:23
  Speaker 5: been this whole time. I have not seen the documentary,
• 17:25
  Speaker 5: so I don't know anything.
• 17:26
  Speaker 7: But the first you said you started the first episode.
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: No, I never said that. Yeah, the four PM.
• 17:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well I won't.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: I won't spoil it. It's on the record.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: I don't think there's such a thing as really spoiling
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: a documentary unless it's.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: There, Say what happened in the high school?
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: Oh well, he like put on like a concert, Like
• 17:47
  Speaker 7: he like set up like a show in like Harlem
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: at like a high school and like a bunch. It
• 17:51
  Speaker 7: was like the it was like the fucking Travis Scott
• 17:53
  Speaker 7: ship like astro worlds.
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: Like nine people died.
• 17:55
  Speaker 7: Nine people died. What he was like eighteen and he
• 17:59
  Speaker 7: was like in charge of the entire thing. And then
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: that's what made him famous. That's what he got famous from.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: That's why Biggie wanted to work with him. Like, oh,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: you've killed a lot of people. Oh, this guy's a
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: real gangster ship. Dude, I'm out here shooting people one
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: at a time. I could have just been putting on concerts.
• 18:19
  Speaker 7: Isn't that crazy?
• 18:21
  Speaker 1: I mean that, But he was just a kid.
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: People got too excited. There were too many people sold it.
• 18:28
  Speaker 5: It turned into a crush. It was an over books flight.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah people, but people didn't lose their seats. They
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: just let two people sit in first class. Yeah, they
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: were just sharing first class.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: I think the tickets for like a dollar.
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: Yeah, free Diddy, bro, Damn, damn, damn. He'll be out
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: soon though, right doesn't.
• 18:46
  Speaker 7: Seem like it really?
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: Oh, tell me that, bro. I had a lot of
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: flight credit. I have so much flight credit on Delta
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: right now. Yeah, from what and some of it was
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: expiring in a week. So I booked a bunch of
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: my flights for the upcoming year ahead of time. Smart.
• 19:04
  Speaker 5: How smart is that?
• 19:05
  Speaker 7: Yeah? But I feel like I always end up changing them.
• 19:07
  Speaker 5: Well, and then what you lose the credit? No, you'll
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: probably still get the credit. Yeah.
• 19:12
  Speaker 7: Every time I book a flight more than like four
• 19:14
  Speaker 7: days in advance, there's a ninety percent chance that I
• 19:17
  Speaker 7: change it.
• 19:18
  Speaker 5: I'm thinking I might go to Japan.
• 19:21
  Speaker 7: Before or after New Zealand. Well, what do you mean before?
• 19:25
  Speaker 7: He's going to New zeal over going and I'm literally
• 19:28
  Speaker 7: going in a week over to Japan a little early.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Oh god, No, he had to be two different bites
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: of two different fruits.
• 19:35
  Speaker 7: You don't think you could do Japan in two days?
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Now?
• 19:40
  Speaker 5: Just add it on, just add on. I did look
• 19:43
  Speaker 5: at this. Do you know how long it is to
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: go from Tokyo to Auckland, like twelve hours? Eleven hours?
• 19:49
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's like here to Argentina. You think it's going
• 19:54
  Speaker 7: to be a three hour.
• 19:55
  Speaker 5: Or here from here to Japan or here to Auckland.
• 20:01
  Speaker 5: It's like a triangle. Oh yeah, you might as well
• 20:04
  Speaker 5: just go from America. Yeah, there's no you're no closer
• 20:09
  Speaker 5: to Japan.
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: I thought the Eastern hemisphere was the small one, you know, Yeah,
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I always thought that the Eastern hemisphere was tiny and
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: the Western hemisphere is the big one. But it turns
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: out it's not size.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: That's okay, great, That's what my query was going to be.
• 20:25
  Speaker 5: Aren't they the same size?
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Just a joke.
• 20:27
  Speaker 7: I don't think I could do. I don't think I
• 20:28
  Speaker 7: got it. I don't think i'm I don't think i'm
• 20:31
  Speaker 7: of age enough to go to Japan. I think I
• 20:33
  Speaker 7: got a weight.
• 20:34
  Speaker 8: You're not.
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: Like ten more years until.
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: I go, and you need to go on some other
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: bullshit trips.
• 20:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I just don't.
• 20:40
  Speaker 5: I don't think.
• 20:40
  Speaker 7: I don't think I would appreciate it enough. I would
• 20:43
  Speaker 7: go over there and I would be like, I can't
• 20:44
  Speaker 7: believe how long that fly was.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Why don't we can we can ron and I prescribe
• 20:49
  Speaker 5: for you and backfill your youth that you've missed.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: That would nice, definitely, Actually we would. We do have
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: the wisdom to give you this.
• 20:58
  Speaker 5: I think we do.
• 20:59
  Speaker 7: Man, all right, Harry, Like here's like what like trips
• 21:03
  Speaker 7: to go on?
• 21:04
  Speaker 5: You're gonna go to Croatia this year.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Or like spend or like a hobby that you're gonna
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: build with a group of people that you'll like be
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: happy that you had, like getting some golfing buddies or
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: something like that. Yeah, yeah, I don't know about this
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: set in the foundation.
• 21:18
  Speaker 7: For like I'm good.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: You being able to like suddenly you know how to
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: make like twenty different types of sandwiches or something like that.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: I think we need to scratch. I probably need to
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: make you go to spring break because you never had
• 21:30
  Speaker 5: spring break. Yeah, yeah, but that's not I got I
• 21:33
  Speaker 5: got news for you too. I never had spring break
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: because we were always in season during spring for of course,
• 21:39
  Speaker 5: so we couldn't go anywhere. We had to go play
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: Duke and we got fucked yeah by them.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah you got fucked by Duke Lacrosse.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Treated US strippers. Yeah No. But we we went down
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: to we played Penn, we lost, and then we went
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: straight to Durham and we were staying in a terrible
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: hotel in March and practicing on some high school grass
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: field for a week only to prepare for Duke and
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: get absolutely clobbered by them. And I was like, well,
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: then we flew home after a week and I was
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: like and then we oh, but first we went. Then
• 22:15
  Speaker 5: we flew out to Denver and lost to them. Jesus.
• 22:18
  Speaker 5: And when we came home and I was like, wow,
• 22:19
  Speaker 5: everyone else got back from the Dominican Republic Yeah, and
• 22:23
  Speaker 5: was like wow, poonta kana all tan And I'm like, yeah, no,
• 22:27
  Speaker 5: my right hand is broken because we lost three games
• 22:31
  Speaker 5: in a row and it was a nightmare.
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: There's just like a girl in a neck brace and
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, Oklahoma drills to me too. Why did
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: that start on spring break? Just girls doing Oklahoma drills.
• 22:44
  Speaker 5: I think we need Harry to go on a spring
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: break by himself.
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and do some Oklahoma drills against some girls.
• 22:50
  Speaker 5: I want you drinking my ties out of a coconut. Yeah,
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: I want you doing drugs.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I want you having the worst tan, like like wearing
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: like a penny hardaway jersey, getting like a farmer's hand
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: that scars you for like two or three years.
• 23:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not a big uh. I don't like the
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: beach at like straight up and then I definitely don't
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: like it when there's like a ship a ton of
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: people on it.
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well you will because now you're.
• 23:16
  Speaker 7: Because I'm on ecstasy.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: Well you're in college. Yeah, and then four years I'm
• 23:21
  Speaker 5: gonna send you to Thailand for the full moon party.
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: Oh god, I don't want to go to It's.
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: Gonna be a coming of age moment.
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: Don't you guys just send me to fucking Jersey or something?
• 23:32
  Speaker 7: What do you Sailand?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, what are you afraid of Thailand.
• 23:38
  Speaker 5: That you're the lady boys?
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you think he'll come, You think that the temptation
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: will be too rich for you. I don't think, like,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: if you're not gonna fuck a lady boy, you're not
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: gonna fuck a lady boy. But if you think that
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: if there you're just by one, that you might accidentally
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: fuck one, like that's.
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: I don't think I'm gonna fuck fuck a lady boy
• 23:58
  Speaker 7: in Thailand.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: Could we send you Bo, Peters and maybe Nate depending
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: on if he's real to ye spring break together? Could
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: we do that?
• 24:06
  Speaker 7: They have all they all have done.
• 24:08
  Speaker 5: They've all done it, so we need to go even younger.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: What do you mean younger?
• 24:12
  Speaker 5: We need to find three people with whom you could go,
• 24:14
  Speaker 5: who are younger, who are actually going yeah, actually going on.
• 24:18
  Speaker 7: I'm trying to think if I ever did do anything
• 24:20
  Speaker 7: on spring No, you didn't. I think I might have
• 24:21
  Speaker 7: gone to Tampa when I was a freshman, really because Nate.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Went to school in Tampa.
• 24:26
  Speaker 7: Oh, but it wasn't really spring break because COVID was happening.
• 24:29
  Speaker 5: So there you go. You've never had spring break?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what was going on there? Gasparilla?
• 24:34
  Speaker 7: No, he one of his roommates just got the Oculus,
• 24:37
  Speaker 7: the VR head set, so that's pretty much.
• 24:40
  Speaker 5: But we did all weekend.
• 24:43
  Speaker 7: It was fucking insane.
• 24:45
  Speaker 5: That was one of those things where fluted Tampa because
• 24:47
  Speaker 5: someone there had an OCU.
• 24:49
  Speaker 7: No, no, no, I didn't even know what it was.
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: I didn't even know what it was. We got there,
• 24:53
  Speaker 7: he was like, check this out. And then I was
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: just twenty hours straight. But we went out.
• 24:59
  Speaker 5: My buddy just got Inoculus. Say last, I'm on my way.
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: My buddy just got something. He won't tell me what
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: it is. Come to Tampa. He says, enough time?
• 25:08
  Speaker 5: Is that enough time?
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: Has ever used it?
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 25:11
  Speaker 1: I thought you could just do it in two days.
• 25:16
  Speaker 7: The Oculus was technical. It was just like the best
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: for like an hour. Yeah, and then you're like, I'm
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: probably never gonna use this again. Yeah, but it like
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: when you first fire.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: It up, you're like, I feel like I'm falling.
• 25:30
  Speaker 7: Yeah, And they have a game where it's like you
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: because you have the two controls and then you got
• 25:34
  Speaker 7: the headset on and you're like, there's a game where
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: you got to like peek around corners and there's these
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: dudes and you're blasting at them and it's it's fun
• 25:41
  Speaker 7: as fuck. But the problem is, like, I have one.
• 25:45
  Speaker 7: I'll bring it in. We'll do something with it in here.
• 25:47
  Speaker 7: I'll bring it in, Okay, because it's my I can't
• 25:50
  Speaker 7: do anything with it in my apartment. It's too small.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Can you just do something for me, though? Sure? I
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: want you to do something to backfill the youth that
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: was ripped from you.
• 25:59
  Speaker 7: We're bringing the oculus in. We'll simulate spring break on
• 26:03
  Speaker 7: the occulus. You can do anything with that. We'll go
• 26:06
  Speaker 7: to Tampa on that.
• 26:07
  Speaker 5: I want you. I want you to study abroad this year.
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's not happening.
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: Can we have you just for a week or something.
• 26:15
  Speaker 5: We'll do it. I'm in the states, We'll do like
• 26:18
  Speaker 5: a Billy Madison version of it, so it's all truncated
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: and packed in.
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Edinburgh.
• 26:25
  Speaker 5: Where's that Scotland?
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: Scotland, a little study abroad in Edinburgh.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: I would definitely go to Scotland.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: I mean we like take him for some we do
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: classes for him. We can playing his like hole abroad
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: trip or something like that.
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: Yes, I'm going to Europe twice this twice this year already.
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: What Yeah, I'm going to England and three?
• 26:47
  Speaker 5: What are you seeing in England?
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: Tell you're d Bush competing.
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: There's a musical already there. You've made franchised it into
• 26:59
  Speaker 5: a musical.
• 27:00
  Speaker 7: I wish no, But there's there's a tournament in England
• 27:04
  Speaker 7: and Paris.
• 27:05
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 27:05
  Speaker 7: I'm saying England because I don't know where in England
• 27:07
  Speaker 7: it is, because it's not in London.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, where is it?
• 27:11
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: Can I come to Paris with you? Sure? The more
• 27:14
  Speaker 5: the merrier, I mean it, Yeah? Absolutely. Do you know
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: that I speak French? Isn't that weird? It's pretty gay?
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: I think Matt speaks French. My buddy Peters like very
• 27:25
  Speaker 7: very loosely well, and that's not me.
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: I speak it.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: Fluent, but is it like? But like if you were
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: in like a bar in France, if.
• 27:34
  Speaker 5: I were in a bar in France. If we went
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: to a restaurant in France and they were going to
• 27:37
  Speaker 5: be snobby because they thought we were Americans, and I
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: started speaking to the matre d, they would change their
• 27:43
  Speaker 5: attitude about us. You think I know, I don't know.
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: Do you understand I grew up in France.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: The French I learned was as a child in France.
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: About Mike, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind. It just wilts.
• 28:03
  Speaker 5: It's like a dick that won't hold.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: A song about an Avignon for him one time.
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: Vignon, that's all.
• 28:13
  Speaker 7: If I'm in France, I'm seeing that and I'm going American,
• 28:19
  Speaker 7: I was American.
• 28:20
  Speaker 5: I'll wear my capris and my pointy shoes.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: The capris are the worst. It's crazy that they wear those.
• 28:26
  Speaker 7: I brought a pair of back ones because I thought
• 28:28
  Speaker 7: I was real French. And my buddy Michael, he goes
• 28:31
  Speaker 7: are those short pants or long shorts? And that made
• 28:34
  Speaker 7: John Watson laugh so hard, and then I threw them away.
• 28:37
  Speaker 7: Yeah that's smart. You can't be wearing capriz America. My
• 28:41
  Speaker 7: mom was the French teacher that's out really yeah, yeah,
• 28:44
  Speaker 7: makes sense in goddamn Avignon in an.
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: No at Yale.
• 28:50
  Speaker 7: Oh starty goods too, why not have it?
• 28:56
  Speaker 5: She had done her PhD at Yale and then went
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: into being a professor. You know what I said, teacher
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: to be humble, yeah, professor, professor.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: You know what I learned in France that I was
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: scared that they'd be snobby because I don't have any French.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: And my hack, even at the really bougie restaurants, don't
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: even fucking speak a word of French. Yeah, make them
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: come to you, and they respected it. I didn't get
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: any attitude, whereas I got way more attitude on trips
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: for I was trying to I tried to bonjour Marisie
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: my way into in and out of situations. Just don't
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: even give them anything. Dress nice, don't dress like a
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: fucking slob out American.
• 29:35
  Speaker 7: But why do you why do you think it is
• 29:36
  Speaker 7: that they get mad when people try to speak French,
• 29:38
  Speaker 7: Like wouldn't you be like, like if someone came up
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: to you in.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't be like.
• 29:44
  Speaker 7: What the fuck they're really intent?
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: And sort of insecure people. It is my theory, right,
• 29:52
  Speaker 5: So my theory is that my theory is that when
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: Germany ran them over and basically.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: And all their women fucked the soldiers and then had
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: to get their head shaved.
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a shame when when Germany ran them over and
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: they needed us to bail them out, then recapturing their
• 30:14
  Speaker 5: culture and like needing to be proud of it. But
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: in a way that was like, well, yeah, we wouldn't
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: we wouldn't be us if not for outside help. Maybe
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: maybe there's a little insecurity there. And they're probably especially
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: towards Americans because there was a time after World War
• 30:30
  Speaker 5: Two ended and Paris was liberated where American soldiers were
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: stationed there and would go into the cafes and probably
• 30:36
  Speaker 5: like expect free lunch and shit. Yeah, and it probably
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: got old after a little bit. I don't know, that's
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: my theory.
• 30:43
  Speaker 7: I could see that for sure.
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: Historically, not a country that can maintain its own sovereignty.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Their imperialists.
• 30:55
  Speaker 7: I'm French, I'm furious right now.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, angry ass French listeners. I bet that we have
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: zero percent.
• 31:09
  Speaker 5: It is true though, that there more than any other
• 31:12
  Speaker 5: country I've ever been to like the way that they
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: change their attitude towards you when you when they realize
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: that you understand what's going on there. Son of a
• 31:24
  Speaker 5: Boy Dad is brought to you by Game Time. We
• 31:28
  Speaker 5: are a few days into the twelve Days of Game Time,
• 31:32
  Speaker 5: which means they are giving away prizes every day, with
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: a five thousand dollars grand prize at the end.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: How crazy is that I could use a little five grand?
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Who couldn't use five grand at the holidays? What red
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: blooded American?
• 31:46
  Speaker 5: That would cover so many of my dormen's bonuses. If
• 31:51
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  Speaker 7: the when I went, I definitely like noticed it a
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  Speaker 7: little bit, but maybe it was because I was younger.
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  Speaker 7: When we went to Iceland recently, I was like, they
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  Speaker 5: Really Yeah, I found them pretty friendly.
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  Speaker 7: Actually I found them like like any Like we would
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  Speaker 7: walk into a restaurant like having a conversation and it
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  Speaker 7: would be like the place would come to like a
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  Speaker 7: full stop, whoa heads turning and looking at it.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean historically in Scandinavia, which obviously has a
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  Speaker 5: pretty strong influence over Iceland. Yeah, Denmark. Yeah, the they
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  Speaker 5: are pretty frosty, but that's just kind of who they are.
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  Speaker 5: They're pretty reserved. Yeah, I could say they're not like
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  Speaker 5: an outgoing people. If you want friendly, I'll give you
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  Speaker 5: the number one friendliest country I've ever been to. Do
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  Speaker 5: you want to know what it is? This, dude? Amsterdam, Dutch.
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  Speaker 5: The Dutch were the most unbelievably friendly.
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  Speaker 7: Warm How long ago did you go there?
• 36:18
  Speaker 5: That was last summer?
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but that's because they thought they thought they
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: recognized you from school ago.
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  Speaker 5: When I'm when I'm in when I'm in Sweden, they
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  Speaker 5: all think I'm Swedish too, yeah, and then and then
• 36:30
  Speaker 5: I like, I respond in English and then they're like
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: a sorry, we don't you I mistook you for my cousin. Yeah,
• 36:38
  Speaker 5: and then I'm told that New Zealand is also incredibly friendly.
• 36:41
  Speaker 7: I'm sure Australia is very friendly too, never been, but dude,
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  Speaker 7: I'm telling you. I went and sat at a cafe
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  Speaker 7: in Amsterdam on the river, and the seats were packed together,
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  Speaker 7: packed on these outdoor tables, and to my right were
• 36:55
  Speaker 7: two Dutch boys and then a Dutch couple on the
• 36:57
  Speaker 7: other side, of them, your Dutch boys, I forgot Dutch
• 37:00
  Speaker 7: was yeah, Dutch masters. Yeah, didn't you talk? Didn't you
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  Speaker 7: like become friends with those?
• 37:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I ordered a couple of bottles of wine and
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  Speaker 5: started sharing it and immediately, well, I guess when you
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  Speaker 5: apply people with alcohol, it's pretty easy for them to
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  Speaker 5: pretend to be your friend.
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  Speaker 7: But it's so nice. Here, here's a four thousand dollars
• 37:18
  Speaker 7: bottle of wine.
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  Speaker 5: I'm young, just handing them cash.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: And they really appreciated it. They wanted to keep on
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: hanging out as long as I was giving them money.
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: What happened with your well, what happened when you were
• 37:30
  Speaker 7: in in in Amsterdam with the weed?
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: That was not a friendly? Ye, that was annoying?
• 37:37
  Speaker 7: They like kicked you out.
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: That's where I almost I almost could see that. I
• 37:42
  Speaker 5: could almost trace where that was coming from, because I
• 37:45
  Speaker 5: went to that shop and I went went in and
• 37:49
  Speaker 5: I was like, do you guys have any hybrids? And
• 37:53
  Speaker 5: they were like, we have what we have? What the
• 37:56
  Speaker 5: fuck is a hybrid? Yeah? They were like they were
• 37:59
  Speaker 5: it was one of those things. My Okay, I'm hypothesizing
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: again a little here, but I think that fifteen twenty
• 38:05
  Speaker 5: years ago there was this unbelievable, uh novelty that Amsterdam
• 38:11
  Speaker 5: was the one place you could go and buy legal weed.
• 38:14
  Speaker 5: And we all knew that that was like, of course,
• 38:16
  Speaker 5: whoa this mystical place. And then of course California and
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: fucking every half the country here legalized and like elevated
• 38:25
  Speaker 5: weed into this experience of you know, great variety and
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: every form. Here's iced tea with weed in it, and
• 38:33
  Speaker 5: you know, here's a bag of skittles that have weed
• 38:36
  Speaker 5: in it. Yeah. And Americans now are accustomed to that
• 38:39
  Speaker 5: such that when they go over to Amsterdam and want
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: to buy weed, our weed situation is far better than
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: theirs is. Yeah. They've stayed simple and they have like
• 38:49
  Speaker 5: one joint and failed, and it's kind of crazy.
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: They held that the only thing they were known for.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, And is it crap though?
• 38:56
  Speaker 7: Or is it because everyone here is taking like six
• 38:58
  Speaker 7: hundred milligram edible And I ended up melting gabs to
• 39:03
  Speaker 7: their fucking brain every night, you know, I said, dab Bridge, Okay,
• 39:09
  Speaker 7: you guess where I could fill up my torch around here?
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: You have any utane?
• 39:13
  Speaker 5: I asked them, what is the best top string weed
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: you have? And they pointed me to the California Week.
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, that's tough.
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: They had to import their best weed from California from.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: Calli and they can't grow out there. Bro, they don't
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: have the.
• 39:27
  Speaker 7: Topography, that wrong climate.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking swamp over there. Are you gonna unless
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: it's hydroponic, You're not growing any heat out there. After this,
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: I have to go take my kids to go see Santa.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Oh really kids at Harold Square And they said it's
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: impossible to sign up. We just like randomly got a
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: time and they said come between five twenty and five
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: twenty five or at a five and five twenty five,
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: and in the fine print says from there you can
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: expect to wait in line for thirty minute. It's to
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: ninety minutes. So that's how I'm signing up for fucking
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: two hours. If I get there at five, I'm signing
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: up for a potential seven o'clock landing bottom.
• 40:09
  Speaker 5: And that was like the crying would you exactly would
• 40:16
  Speaker 5: you like me to save you the time? And then
• 40:18
  Speaker 5: in three years I sit them down and just tell
• 40:21
  Speaker 5: them that three years prior they went and saw Santa
• 40:24
  Speaker 5: and Harold Square.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: A I should be able to do this.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: I can act as a Santa. No, I'm just gonna
• 40:31
  Speaker 5: because they don't know.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: He's gonna be like, oh I was there.
• 40:33
  Speaker 5: They're they're not. Are they forming memories yet?
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: God no, not for two years.
• 40:39
  Speaker 5: So I'll just back off, back that back. Yeah.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: But it's like the guys in the Didty documentary, it's
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: just like lying.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: Right, I'm gonna do to them what I'm gonna do
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: to you with your spring break.
• 40:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, backfilled their youth, like, oh you you saw Santa
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: and you loved it. In reality, they were at home
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: staring at a white wall because they couldn't form memories yet.
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: Then you got a lot of white walls.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I'm rich with white walls, different white wall every day.
• 41:06
  Speaker 7: Your apartment is blinding. You walk in there and you're squinting.
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very white walls.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you see a mosquito on that wall. You are
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: not allowed to kill.
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: Oh no, no, you have that thing wrong.
• 41:20
  Speaker 5: Just wait until it takes off and then you try
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: to catch it out of the air like.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: A Jackson Pollock. And well it goes well with the
• 41:26
  Speaker 1: white couch.
• 41:27
  Speaker 7: This is like these Honestly, these look like something you
• 41:29
  Speaker 7: would have in your house.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: Just cubes. Yeah, just some cubes we used to have
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: fucking all manner of shape.
• 41:36
  Speaker 5: Are you insulting his decor?
• 41:38
  Speaker 7: I'm flaming it a little bit.
• 41:41
  Speaker 1: Well, you know who you're coming at.
• 41:43
  Speaker 7: I know.
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: I apologize because I got nothing to do with this.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: This is coming from a man who decorated his home
• 41:50
  Speaker 5: with debris. What does that even mean? You know what
• 41:54
  Speaker 5: it means?
• 41:55
  Speaker 7: I have no idea what that do?
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: You know? How like debris has gone down?
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Your house is filled with flotsam and jetsum.
• 42:04
  Speaker 1: There's so much jetsum, the this and that. Dude, you
• 42:09
  Speaker 1: have this and that everywhere. It's really when like the
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: high down and there's just like these lines at the
• 42:15
  Speaker 1: beach of like bobbles and old Barbie dolls.
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: And my apartment's got personality. If you walk in there
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: and you go, I know everything about this person.
• 42:24
  Speaker 5: Got untethered lobster booties and pieces of shipwrecked fucking.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wood life code shorn down.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: There is a distinct difference, by the way, between flotsam
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: and jetsum. I think one is pieces of a ship
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: that bursts apart, and then the others just random ship
• 42:40
  Speaker 5: that washes ashore. But I'm going to look it up
• 42:42
  Speaker 5: because I love this.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you Flotsam and Jetsum Hansel and Gretel Jetsum meet
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: the jets Um.
• 42:51
  Speaker 7: Well, so fifty says that apparently there's gonna be another
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: documentary about my boy.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah what that he's putting out?
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: That about Jay?
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: Oh that Jay's catting one out now yeah.
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, no, No, I don't think Jay's putting one out.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I think fifty is trying to do another hit piece.
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: He's doing Pablo tore shit. So he's just trying to
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: take down everybody. I mean, I might make one on
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: fifty then do whatdn't there I might have to make
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: one on.
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: Fifties.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: They go, Fifty's just the harbinger of fucking negative documentary stories.
• 43:25
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean, I got no problem with it.
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess if he's if he's telling the truth,
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: but he's not.
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: It's so weird that fifty cent has had this unbelievable
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: character rebrand from the kind of guy that was shot
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: and many men wish death bad me to like being
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: friends with Martha Stewart and.
• 43:47
  Speaker 1: Banging the snoop Chelsea Handler.
• 43:50
  Speaker 5: Chelsea Handler, and then being this like Smiley troll.
• 43:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's definitely a troll.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: He's a troll.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: It's cool.
• 43:57
  Speaker 5: It's a whole second chapter of his life like that.
• 44:00
  Speaker 7: He's still the real deal though, I know that you
• 44:03
  Speaker 7: question play around with fifty.
• 44:06
  Speaker 5: What do you mean?
• 44:06
  Speaker 1: He's the real deal, you know what I mean? Like
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: his old music is still good, everything about him.
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: Is still good. He really did get shot, he.
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: Really did get his new music's good?
• 44:16
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, like what I mean?
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Tapes?
• 44:20
  Speaker 7: You ever listen to that?
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: I don't know how to pronounce it? The con on tape?
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah?
• 44:24
  Speaker 1: From the show No yeah, raising canon? Yeah, the raising Kanan.
• 44:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know, I had some I got time for
• 44:35
  Speaker 5: this show Tika Masala last night.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: Power.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Sorry is that that's non canon? I'm thinking of non.
• 44:45
  Speaker 7: Well, great album regardless, When was.
• 44:47
  Speaker 5: The last time that he actually recorded music?
• 44:50
  Speaker 7: That was probably twenty sixteen, maybe before.
• 44:56
  Speaker 5: Has he had no reason to because he's made money
• 44:58
  Speaker 5: and other ventures.
• 45:00
  Speaker 7: Think so?
• 45:00
  Speaker 5: Probably?
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I mean you always if you're an artist, you always
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: have a reason too. It's the market that decides, yeah,
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: And unfortunately the market hasn't been kind to him. So
• 45:08
  Speaker 1: he's outwardly pointing that fucking that hatreot at innocent people
• 45:13
  Speaker 1: like Diddy, and jay Z.
• 45:14
  Speaker 5: It does seem that rap is a young man's game.
• 45:17
  Speaker 5: Oh definitely.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: I talked to a rapper when I was in Los
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: Angeles and he was like, I think within twenty years
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: there won't even be rappers. And I was like, what
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: the fuck is? And he was like, everybody's just going
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: to be a content creator that also raps, just as
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: as just a rapper. He thinks it's gonna stop.
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: Really, yeah, yeah, he must suck it rapping, yeah, because
• 45:41
  Speaker 7: it's not like fucking like Little Baby and key Glock
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: aren't fucking making content.
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah they are, dude.
• 45:47
  Speaker 7: Now they're doing They're just spitting bars.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: They're doing the cribs.
• 45:51
  Speaker 7: Now, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. That's someone
• 45:55
  Speaker 7: that just sucks at rapping.
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: But rap is changing and immensely. When I turn on
• 46:00
  Speaker 5: the rap of today that people like I don't recognize
• 46:03
  Speaker 5: it at all, Well, what like what it's all so
• 46:07
  Speaker 5: auto tuned and melodic. There's it's more singy.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're thinking of song, you're thinking of singing, saying now.
• 46:13
  Speaker 7: You're listening to the right ship.
• 46:14
  Speaker 5: Brother, Trust me, I'm not listening to it at all.
• 46:18
  Speaker 5: It just finds me and I have to fucking try
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: to decipher it.
• 46:21
  Speaker 7: I feel like there people throw like everything under rap.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: Because if a black guy, if a black guy's singing
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: is bullshit.
• 46:31
  Speaker 7: The Weekends myst favorite rapper. I can't stand that guy.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Verse chorus, verse chorus, thank you like Fitty thank you.
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 46:40
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but they still got songs like that.
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: No they don't. Oh yeah they do.
• 46:44
  Speaker 1: Listen to name one.
• 46:46
  Speaker 7: I mean I I don't got to name them.
• 46:49
  Speaker 1: It exists, but new new stuff that's coming out sounds.
• 46:52
  Speaker 7: Like that, Like I mean, you know, like Drake's always
• 46:55
  Speaker 7: putting out Drake. What's that want with Drake and little Baby?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: It's bigger than Black and White?
• 47:03
  Speaker 4: Now whatever happened to that's like verse chorus, Gucci main Well,
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: I mean Gucci, he's kind of old.
• 47:15
  Speaker 5: So there you go. So you just you reach an
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: age where you you can't do it anymore.
• 47:20
  Speaker 7: I think it's like, I think it's kind of like
• 47:22
  Speaker 7: it's probably like comedy in the way that a lot
• 47:24
  Speaker 7: of people they get successful and then what are they
• 47:26
  Speaker 7: going to rap about, Like it's like they run out
• 47:28
  Speaker 7: of struggle rappers. Yeah, like fifing Toot killing people. He
• 47:33
  Speaker 7: is a successful person now and probably just lives a
• 47:36
  Speaker 7: pretty normal life.
• 47:39
  Speaker 8: That.
• 47:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he probably is smarter about his money now too. Yeah,
• 47:45
  Speaker 5: Whereas before when he was younger, it was fun to
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: listen to him rap about his rims and his yeah
• 47:50
  Speaker 5: of course escalades, and now he's like exactly yielding, yeah,
• 47:56
  Speaker 5: grow thanks to the incredible foresight of my financial advisor. Exactly.
• 48:01
  Speaker 1: I think he has a four one k.
• 48:02
  Speaker 5: Absolutely. Yeah. I think he probably does at this point
• 48:05
  Speaker 5: because he's probably gained all his money lost it, gained
• 48:08
  Speaker 5: it more lost it.
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: Well, he went, they said that he went. He he
• 48:11
  Speaker 7: filed for bankruptcy a couple of years ago. But then
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: he posted that video with the popsicle when he was
• 48:15
  Speaker 7: eating the popsicle and they were like, yeah, I'm broke,
• 48:19
  Speaker 7: and he's like, I'm broke. And then he opens up
• 48:20
  Speaker 7: the refrigerator and it was just filled with cash.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: So then he might not have a four one k.
• 48:24
  Speaker 5: He might not. I think he's more of a liquid guy.
• 48:27
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he had like but he had like topper like
• 48:31
  Speaker 7: massive like storage containers just filled with cash.
• 48:36
  Speaker 5: That's how I'm trying to get not great.
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: I don't want anything, and you want to go to
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: the container store and fucking buy you're safe exactly in
• 48:43
  Speaker 1: some plastic.
• 48:44
  Speaker 7: I want to see all of my money, like I
• 48:46
  Speaker 7: want to know, like you wanted all that. I want
• 48:48
  Speaker 7: it all there.
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: You can't. You can't even get your own money.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: No, you don't.
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: It's not explain to the boy how fucking banks lend
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: against what they don't have.
• 48:57
  Speaker 5: Well, so it doesn't work that way. He's all over
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: in Ted's house. Ted's house is tied up in Margins's house.
• 49:05
  Speaker 7: I'm going back. I'm going all liquid twenty six.
• 49:07
  Speaker 5: That's from Ah It's a Wonderful life by of course,
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: have you seen the movie? Yeah? He does? Now, how
• 49:13
  Speaker 5: big of you don't do this thing?
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: Jimmy Stewart. Yeah, classic, what a great trans Atlantic accent,
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: the original trans people, trans Atlantic Atlantics.
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: Ye, mister Porter, why you see? Yeah?
• 49:31
  Speaker 1: That is a banks are fucking sneaky as hell.
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: Bro, They're sneaky and they'll fuck you. I'm gonna keep
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: them up, just like.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Diddy on the banks and Lloyd Banks too, Lloyd Banks.
• 49:41
  Speaker 1: We're talking fucking Diddy, of course, which we are.
• 49:45
  Speaker 5: It's not that I can't stop, it's that I won't stop.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: What's that I make it hot?
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: I do?
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: It is that diddy Lloyd Banks.
• 49:53
  Speaker 7: Oh, Frank Black, If I can't do it home me,
• 50:00
  Speaker 7: it can be done, you know.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Frank Black. I'm Frank Ocean now, Frank Black, Well, he is.
• 50:07
  Speaker 5: His name is Frank Ocean.
• 50:09
  Speaker 7: He's got like seven hundred names.
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: How is it possible that Frank Sinatra is still getting
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: like good pr First off, I didn't even know that
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: he was five to seven, but that that like they're
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: saying that he had like a twenty pound dick or whatever.
• 50:22
  Speaker 1: That that just came out this week, had a twenty
• 50:25
  Speaker 1: pound dick.
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: That can't be I mean, that's like the size of
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: a baby, a baby, a big baby baby.
• 50:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a toddler, toddler.
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: That's a toddler. Toddler toddler's penis. That's what's coming out
• 50:42
  Speaker 1: this week five seven. Frank Sinatra had a toddler sized penis.
• 50:49
  Speaker 1: So he was one hundred pounds five to seven and
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: then twenty pounds of penis.
• 50:54
  Speaker 5: Frank Sinatra's penis started walking in six months.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that penis was teething. But just how is that
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: coming out now? He's been dead for.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: What Frank Sinatra's penises first words were luck be a
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: lady Night.
• 51:14
  Speaker 1: The summer wind. Yeah, dude, I can't. I just couldn't
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: believe that there's like a documentary where someone's just singing
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: the praises of his fucking bird.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: Now, right after you guys go, after you guys go,
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: I'll still I'll make sure. I'll make sure to bend
• 51:28
  Speaker 1: a microphone with your tails of your cocks.
• 51:31
  Speaker 7: I'll make sure I keep you guys sticks in the
• 51:33
  Speaker 7: in the in my mouth.
• 51:34
  Speaker 5: No, Hey, when's when's that Paris trip happening? I don't know. Hey,
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: gotta look at the schedule. You want to go for
• 51:41
  Speaker 5: our birthdays to Paris? Yeah, I already got to go
• 51:46
  Speaker 5: to Paris, so we'll make it our birthday trip.
• 51:48
  Speaker 7: Well, no, it's I'm going there on business.
• 51:50
  Speaker 5: Let's stay at.
• 51:53
  Speaker 7: I'm staying in an airbnb with my team. You're welcome
• 51:56
  Speaker 7: to join. Huh, I said, you're welcome to join doing
• 52:00
  Speaker 7: an airbnb there. I don't know if we will in Paris,
• 52:02
  Speaker 7: but we are everywhere else. I think, Okay, content, Well,
• 52:07
  Speaker 7: it would be nice for us to, you know, and.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: It doesn't it doesn't have to be Edinburgh, but if
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: it will be, if we don't find something better, your.
• 52:18
  Speaker 5: Birthday is in what April? We should all do a
• 52:21
  Speaker 5: birthday trip.
• 52:23
  Speaker 7: I thought that was what you meant.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: I forgot that runs was close.
• 52:27
  Speaker 7: I know I'm a different No, I'm April, bro. What
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: you guys are both aries, but I think we're both areas.
• 52:37
  Speaker 7: You're on the back end.
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you guys are both aries though.
• 52:40
  Speaker 7: And you're on the back end of March at the end,
• 52:42
  Speaker 7: and I'm on the front end of April.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: So so where are you guys saying?
• 52:46
  Speaker 5: What? What?
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: Just find out when that fucking bush tournament is Let
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: me say luck be a latey t night, let me
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: take over.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: I have anything to tell you, guys, I don't think
• 52:57
  Speaker 5: I do.
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: I mean, my big one was Diddy.
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: You guys have unfortunately not really breaking news. You have stuff,
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: but it's not you just can't say it yet.
• 53:10
  Speaker 5: What?
• 53:11
  Speaker 1: No, he has some like six ship in the in
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: the hopper?
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: Really, Dennis Hopper'll make sure to put a stop to that.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: He already tried, tried and failed.
• 53:23
  Speaker 5: Let's see. I'll tell you something that I've noticed, which
• 53:28
  Speaker 5: I think is a funny development. And I am working
• 53:31
  Speaker 5: this is I'm working on a bit of June.
• 53:34
  Speaker 7: So oh yeah, I didn't know was that late.
• 53:37
  Speaker 1: Oh let's go for best your Day.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: June twenty sixth or June twenty fifth to the twenty eighth,
• 53:44
  Speaker 7: twenty twenty six in Paris, France, okay, and then the
• 53:48
  Speaker 7: other ones in Birmingham.
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: Oh bro, oh bro, I've been problem.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: That's I didn't.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: Wrap out on.
• 53:56
  Speaker 5: That's a pretty shitty place, right, I.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: Think it's the ugliest worst city in England.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Maybe.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Really it's like the industrial capital of England.
• 54:03
  Speaker 7: They never said it was going to be easy starting
• 54:06
  Speaker 7: in the trenches.
• 54:06
  Speaker 5: You're going to Paris and Birmingham.
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, well Paris is still going to be I know
• 54:12
  Speaker 7: Paris is sick. But how far away is Birmingham from
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: like London too?
• 54:16
  Speaker 1: A couple hours now, really, I believe so.
• 54:18
  Speaker 7: So it's like, straight up it's gonna be ass.
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, I had a good time when I was
• 54:23
  Speaker 1: out there in Birmingham.
• 54:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a university's town.
• 54:26
  Speaker 7: But I feel like someone I'm gonna get like someone's
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: gonna throw acid at me.
• 54:32
  Speaker 1: Oh is that you sasquatch?
• 54:34
  Speaker 7: I don't like the idea of being in like a
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: bad area in another country. Yeah, Like I'm fine doing
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: that in America, but whoa.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: Alrighty, I wanted to tell you that. Actually, never mind, you.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Don't want to give us a bit, No, it's not
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: that good. Just fucking give us a taste of it.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: One thing that women in this, I won't do the
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: here we go, No, I'm not gonna do No, you're
• 54:58
  Speaker 5: absolutely right here.
• 55:00
  Speaker 7: Come on, we need about women.
• 55:03
  Speaker 5: You need it.
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: Come on, don't be stingy with the bit.
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: It's not I'm not gonna do the bit.
• 55:09
  Speaker 1: Don't be shallow with the pussy.
• 55:12
  Speaker 5: She shallow.
• 55:13
  Speaker 7: That's not the lyric, isn't it's shallowing the pussy because
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: Diddy helped write it.
• 55:20
  Speaker 5: Shallow's shallow, shallow. I think that is lyrics.
• 55:27
  Speaker 1: Shower with the pussy, shallow with the pussy, not in
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: the pussy that's like ugly in the face, like shallow
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: in the pussy, shallow with the pussy. She shallow. Tell
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: us the thing about women, dude, now, because now I'm
• 55:39
  Speaker 1: gonna I'm drawing my own conclusions about what women do.
• 55:42
  Speaker 5: She's shallow, but the pussy deep is what it really says,
• 55:47
  Speaker 5: really really, yeah, trust me, I looked this. I had
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: this same problem.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: She shallow, but the pussy deep. Shallow, shallow, but the
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: pussy deep shallow.
• 55:59
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know if I like that version, Like,
• 56:01
  Speaker 7: I'm gonna stick with mine.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the miss the miss hearing is a little bit nicer.
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: Is that weird?
• 56:08
  Speaker 7: What the fuck you should change it?
• 56:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I get?
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: I mean that might be the type of thing you
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: can edit in Genius Genius, Yeah, the same way you
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: can edit a Wikipedia.
• 56:18
  Speaker 7: You know. What I love about Genius is that you
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: can make like a like a card, like with the lyrics,
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: and you can just put any photo.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that is nice.
• 56:26
  Speaker 7: I'll send one. I'll sign a couple later.
• 56:28
  Speaker 5: What do you where are you going to end up
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: this year on Delta? Status wise? Platinum? All right, Roan,
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: But I'm I'm done.
• 56:37
  Speaker 7: I'm out. I'm going back to fucking Expedia, Dude, I'm
• 56:40
  Speaker 7: done with this bullshited.
• 56:42
  Speaker 5: Good luck expediod paying full price for your fucking first
• 56:46
  Speaker 5: class tickets. I already have, I already do. It's crazy
• 56:50
  Speaker 5: to me, I'm done being loyal such a princess an airline.
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: With the last flight of the year.
• 56:57
  Speaker 5: Me too, My last flight of the year is what's
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: going to get there?
• 57:01
  Speaker 1: Just touching?
• 57:01
  Speaker 7: I honestly might get it.
• 57:02
  Speaker 5: No, you won't. Yeah, I probably will.
• 57:05
  Speaker 1: Where are you going, Dallas? How close are you? Let's see,
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: we'll say your pending right on there.
• 57:11
  Speaker 5: That Look at how close I am.
• 57:14
  Speaker 7: I can't believe you guys.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: Don't have the wall to Philly.
• 57:18
  Speaker 5: I know I'm one hundred and twenty six dollars away.
• 57:22
  Speaker 5: I'm going to get it with my flight to New Zealand.
• 57:26
  Speaker 5: I'm actually pretty far. Yeah I knew Harry was cooked.
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: Platinum medallion, but I'm not that far. I'm getting there.
• 57:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, you don't have any time left. What do
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: you mean you're getting there just the middle of December.
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking are they going to extend the year for you.
• 57:45
  Speaker 7: I'm not getting it. I'm definitely not. Literally, show possible
• 57:49
  Speaker 7: way to get it.
• 57:50
  Speaker 5: You could take a first class flight to London for
• 57:52
  Speaker 5: the weekend.
• 57:53
  Speaker 7: This weekend's retarded.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: Why, Yeah, there's so many good musicals for you to
• 57:59
  Speaker 5: see right now, Because I know people do that.
• 58:01
  Speaker 7: They they'll like they'll take an extra flight to get
• 58:04
  Speaker 7: the status. It's over, I'm telling you. But but it's
• 58:08
  Speaker 7: not like they're like it's over.
• 58:09
  Speaker 1: Subjected to London, Like they probably do something nice while
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: they're in London and it's not like, oh, you fucking
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: have to go.
• 58:14
  Speaker 7: To It's over now. I'm getting you're definitely getting rid
• 58:18
  Speaker 7: of the Delta car. You're scamming a half.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: Going back and forth on this. A second ago you
• 58:24
  Speaker 5: were like, well, I'm still going to get there.
• 58:25
  Speaker 7: Maybe I'm not in any I'm not putting in it.
• 58:29
  Speaker 7: I'm putting in any any added efforts to get there.
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: Because you're realizing you're not going to be part of
• 58:36
  Speaker 1: the club.
• 58:37
  Speaker 7: I don't want to be part of the club.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because you can't be part of the club.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: I gotta you know what I gotta do is I
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: gotta fucking you.
• 58:43
  Speaker 1: Gotta turn in your diamonds.
• 58:44
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got a status. I gotta do that status
• 58:47
  Speaker 7: transfer before United finds out that I'm not diamond or
• 58:51
  Speaker 7: else I'm fucked.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: I mean, you'll have the status transfer for one week
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: and then you'll have to be reset.
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: No, I think they'll do it for the next year.
• 58:58
  Speaker 1: They're going to advance you to a status you don't
• 59:00
  Speaker 1: have for next year.
• 59:02
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 59:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know United is I mean, this is a
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: dubious proposition that you're going to make the switch. But
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: I respect the hell out of it.
• 59:11
  Speaker 5: I'm making the switch.
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  Speaker 1: Going overseas with the Boys next year. It would be
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: is my fucking dream?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, how are you guys gonna get there? Delta connection
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 7: fly a CRJ nine hundred across the Atlantic.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: The laydown seats that we're gonna have are gonna be
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: fucking incredible. We're probably gonna have a cabin.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 7: We don't even use the word seat on United station.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: Keep it go, yeah, because there's like every every station
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 7: has multiple chairs.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 1: Here's your birth Yeah, having a nice wide berth birth.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 5: Is on a ship, right, I think? So, would you
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 5: ever do a cruise No?
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: Why cruises, to be honest, scare the fuck out of me.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 7: I would do one that was like local, like if
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 7: it's not one that goes into the complete unknown, because
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: like most of them, it's like you get a couple days,
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 7: like you're around floor or whatever, and then you go
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 7: to like the Bahamas or some ship, and but they'll
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: have like two days where they don't see land. That
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 7: I don't fuck with that at all. I gotta be
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: able to see the land.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: Why drowning.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 7: I'm not trying to drown in a cruise ship.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: That doesn't happen, that hasn't happened for a happen years
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 1: all the time cruise ships go down.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: Don't think those things. Those things sink like once a week.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 1: Are you're talking about the movie Titanic?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: You should write a book on the what you think
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: happens in the world and then no, let that you're
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: real disconnected.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 7: You think cruise ships? Do you think cruise ships sink?
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 7: I'm obviously no, no, obviously I know that.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: Don't you think that industry? But do you think suffering
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 5: a lot more if it was known that once a week?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: What do you think?
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: What do you think goes down more though? Commercial flights
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 7: or cruise ships.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 5: That's a good question.
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: Neither of them go down.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 7: I think you're I think you're given to Marcia.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: The commercial flights go down more than are you talking
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: about globally?
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 7: I'm also I'm not talking about a full submerge. Let's
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 7: say half fifty underwater.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 1: Well, the boats are just fifty, that's how boats work. No, no, no,
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 1: they're half underwater.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 5: Not quite.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 1: What are you saying happens though?
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 5: Are you talking about crash? We're evacuating getting to the
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 5: life boats. Yeah, that's what you're talking about.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 7: It's life jackets on.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, So, how so do we think that commercial planes
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 5: crash more than cruises need to evacuate into the life boats.
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 1: That's commercial planes that crash.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 5: Really fiftimes more, five times more for commercial planes.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 7: This is tough to hear.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 5: I might be a cruise guy, that's Harry's That's the
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 5: classic Harry admission or realization that he was way.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 7: Up to a cruise. Why not let's take a cruise
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 7: to Paris in June.
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's take the QI too. Let's just do a
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 1: little transatlantic.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 7: I just imagine being on a cruise with like the
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 7: like it being in like the Wolf of Wall Street,
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 7: like the waves, or that's a flying over.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 5: That's a private jet and you're like, what excuse me?
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 5: A private boat? Yeah? I think a cruises like they're
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: so big, that's a state.
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, those big ones, that's the big brand.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: There's Disney Cruises, car Norwegian, Norwegian.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: They are a fat person's playgrounds.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 5: Of course, have you ever done one? No?
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: No, But that was an interesting way to call me
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 1: fat if I.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 5: Were ever to play fantasy football again. And you guys
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 5: really wanted to hit me with a dreaded. So you're
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 5: anti cruise this whole time. You sent me on a cruise.
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 1: You know that there's nice cruises though, but I heard
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 1: the rich Carlton cruises even trash, but uh, like.
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 5: The mart are there?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 8: Really?
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 7: I'm on raw Saint Brown has a cruise. He does
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: because I know Bert did one, but I didn't know
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 7: that football players were doing it.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 1: Lewis H. Lewis J. Gomez is doing one with Aman Ross.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 5: We should do a cruise, that's what That's how this
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: all started.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 7: No, but I mean like a not like we should
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 7: all go on a cruise. I mean the son of
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 7: a boy Dad cruise. Oh, like maybe we just it
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 7: was so for us to get sweatshirts together that we
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 7: should have no problem figuring out a flotilla.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: What if we feeling a boat. How many people are
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 1: on a cruise five thousand?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 7: It depends on the size of the crew. We could
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 7: do like the Staten Island ferry.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Now there's still a lot of people. What if we
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: organize a ferry stop like up and down? I think
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: that we could do that.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but we'd have to like the boy Dad cruise,
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 7: it would have to be.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: In the dead of winter. But I want to ferry
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: is going to be packed.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: I want us to sink.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Like I wanted to go down sink a ferry boat.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I guess that would probably be tough to
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 7: pull off.
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: Is the ferry going to New Jersey now? Is the
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 1: New York City ferry?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: Does that?
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: Go on the Hudson as well as the East River.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: Now I know they were changing the lines.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: Well, I know that there's one that there's a ferry
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 5: you can take over to uh to Highlands in New
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 5: Jersey and Sandy Hook. Yeah, I've never that's where. That's
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 5: where my family's from. My parents, my mom used to
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 5: go into the city for work.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 7: Red Brook.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 5: What's what's it called? Red Bank?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: Red Bank?
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: To bank close though?
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Why was that? What was that smile there for?
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: I guess you're from Jersey.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 5: I guess. Don't have you know? I was Roan's son's age,
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: just staring at a blank wall, could have been anyway,
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 5: could have been. My first memories are of Maine. I
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: don't have memories from you.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 7: I'm from technically, I'm from the town over.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, Lore.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 7: People did a lot of people roll it.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: Didn't know that. What down is it?
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 7: Plymouth?
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 1: You're from Plymouth, not to expect technically, Oh my god?
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 7: Actually speaking the rock the rock God, I fucking love
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: that rock, the.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 1: Big ass beautiful rock. Oh Man, Plymouth Rock, the Golden Rule.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 5: You know what I mean?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: All that shit.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 5: You're from Provincetown, no pe town, as your people call it.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Do people have accents where you're from, because it's yeah,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: it's completely devoid of Boston accents. I don't know.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 7: I don't really think people in a lot of people
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 7: most people in Boston don't.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 5: Really have accents.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, why is that? I don't know, because people aren't
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: really from there. It's a bunch of transplants.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 7: It's a lot of transplants. City boys, It's a lot
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 7: of transplants. The transplant thing in New York is like
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 7: maybe the lamest, like like trying to just get any
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: sort of leg up on people. Oh, it's like, yeah,
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 7: there's a million people that live here. Obviously most of
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: them didn't grow up in Manhattan.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: Like, don't like you you're from Oh yeah, they're probably from.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: Oh have fun back in in the Midwest. Transplants have fun.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 5: Heard anyone discredit someone who lives in New York. That's
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 5: a big thing right now.
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: I saw I saw on subway takes yesterday the guy
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: was like, Yeah, those people aren't real New Yorkers. They're
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 1: probably from like Ohio or something like that.
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you're sitting on the subway.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 5: I think that the place where that really happens is
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: Texas Cities.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. I just I just have seen
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 7: a big it's I've seen people talking about it recently
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 7: because like the holidays.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: They like that. They're not happy about though.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 7: No, they're saying that, like once when the holidays happen,
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 7: everyone leaves and then the people that are actually from
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 7: New York are they say the city's empty.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, but that's nice when it's empty.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 7: Yeah, But they use it as like a leg up,
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 7: like it's like a bragging thing, just being like, oh,
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 7: I'm actually from here.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 5: M hmm.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: University of Minnesota. He's born in Cairo. This dude is
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 1: and he's like, oh, yeah, these people are probably from
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: fucking Minnesota.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 7: He's from Minnesota.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: No or no, he's from Cairo and he went to
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: the University of Minnesota. The subway takes guy and he's like,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 1: you guys aren't real New Yorkers, Like, they're probably from
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 1: the fucking Midwest. You're from the Midwest. You're from the Midwest.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: Cairo, Egypt.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 1: This might be breaking news that he's he's born in
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 1: Cairo and he went to easy Yeah, University of Minnesota
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 1: in Twin Cities, University of Saint Thomas.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 5: The subway takes that thing where they hold the better
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 5: card up and ask you questions. He can't be like,
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 5: you're not real New York beyond that. But it was
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 5: before it was huge. It's huge now right, yes, no idea,
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 5: yes huge.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 1: Let me look, it's extremely huge.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: You should have probably did it. You actually, ads, I'm not.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 7: We're not giving this guy gas right now.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: We're not. We're debunking him. We're debunking his nasty takes about.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 1: Where's your grandmam from?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 7: You know, he asked to do it.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 5: And this is March of twenty twenty four.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 7: No, it's not that long ago.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 5: It's like a year. But he said, we're big fans.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 5: We're launching a thirty minute talk show spin off called
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: The Last Stop.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 7: Is that even out?
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: Is that what subway takes? Is? No, no subway takes
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 5: the subway takes all right? Well, then I wasn't asked
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 5: to do the premiere show.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 7: You you're asked to do a show part of the network.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: Dude, it's all comedians that are on there, like whom
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 5: Sydney Washington?
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 7: Uh how does that work? Like you you like your
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 7: agent books?
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: At are they just DM me?
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 7: But like no, I mean like these guys like they
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 7: have like booking teams, like it's not and then they
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 7: like meet up in the subway. Yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 1: It's very It's like it's there.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 7: And there's like a like people around. I'm assuming like
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 7: it's like a team. I mean, I mean the subway takes.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 7: They got to be selling ads.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure they're making my off it somehow.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 7: The subway might be. They might be paying the city
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 7: might be paying him. He might be a government employee.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: He's a plant, a plant exactly. I could definitely see that.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 1: The MTA they have a crazy fucking budget.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 7: I know, and they're not using it on anything.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: And they just they had the budget and they were
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 1: gonna are they still building that extra line to like
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: the Upper east Side that sleewah said not to build
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 1: the queue whatever happened all the way east?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 7: Do you guys still have the open train or was
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 7: that like temporary you guys, because I only take the
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 7: want I don't you know here, Yeah, but I don't
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 7: go to Brooklyn.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: What do you mean open train?
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 7: Like, remember when you were saying that, you said trains,
• 1:12:43
  Speaker 7: you could just see right down the whole entire thing.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 5: That's still around. Yeah.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 7: I haven't been on one of those. Yeah true, true too,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 7: but yeah, closed doors on mine.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 5: How long do you have to live in New York
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: City before you can credit yourself as being a New Yorker.
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I mean, I guess I've lived here
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 7: for like six years. I'm at fifteen now close to seven.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: I think anybody that even like thinks about that or
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 1: gate keeps it is.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 5: Uh, yeah, I don't give it. That's diddy behavior.
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 1: That's ditty ish. Yeah, that's ditty here, diddler. If you
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 1: do stuff like that, you're not from New York. It's
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: like if you're from New York either, like your parents
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: were rich enough to live in Manhattan, which like strips
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: away a little bit of the veneer of like damn, yeah,
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: yeah I went to Hi.
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I played stickball to the street, snuck into Yankee
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 5: Stadium through a hole in the chain link fence.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're there. They they watched Angels in the outfield
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 1: and they're like, this is what a city kid. Yeah,
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: it's like, bro, it's not all that. Wait, we haven't
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: talked about fucking aka singh.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 7: But that's a thing we wanted to talk about.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 5: I didn't know anything about this.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: All anybody's talking about, And I'm like, why is everybody
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: talk why is everybody commenting on this as if it's news?
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know. I didn't I didn't keep up
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 7: with it, and I don't give a fuck what his
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 7: wife does.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: At all.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: To be honest, everybody's talking about it like it's like
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: fucking uh, breaking news.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 5: I don't understand entirely what happened? Do you want to
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 5: tell me?
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 7: I'm not I'm not tuned in on it.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 5: I swear I'm out on this.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 1: I heard that's all the all comics are talking about
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 1: every green room.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 7: Ron knows every single detail.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all comics in every green room. I heard the
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 1: hottest topic. And you guys were in green rooms all weekend,
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 1: so I give us the inside intel of what you
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 1: guys are.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 7: Actually, I wasn't green rooms, and I didn't hear a
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 7: single person even mention it. Most of them are just
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 7: coming up to me being like, dude, you fucking destroyed.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 7: How are you that good? The comics saying that, Yeah,
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 7: But outside of that, I didn't hear much rumble.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 1: Interesting, So the reports that's all comments you're talking about,
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 1: is those have been over exaggerated.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 7: I think that's bull.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: I mean, that's boloney. Let's get to hear then.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 1: I hate to hear comics gossiping. I know that that's
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: not what your elk does. I know that you guys
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: don't gossip comics, not me.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 5: I don't gossip at all. Can I make a confession
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 5: right now? I feel super weird? All right, we'll wrap
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: it up.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: No, that's not what I mean, because you're Alan Steiverson again.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 5: I think it's because I had to switch the medications, really,
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: and today was my yesterday was my first day on
• 1:15:42
  Speaker 5: the new one. Are you getting the brains apps? I'm
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 5: just feeling pretty like dizzy, to be honest with you.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: Are you feeling sad?
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 5: And this makes me angry because I knew this was
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: gonna happen, So angry and it's all the fault of
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 5: the fucking insurance company. And they were like, why don't
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: you try to appropriate? And I have to now try
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 5: this and have it not work in order to prove
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 5: to them that I need to be on the one
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: that did work for a year.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 7: How long do you have to try it for?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: Just tell today I've done that.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you call them today.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: I've spoken to them all the time.
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 7: I'd get on the horn with them stat and be like, I.
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 5: Feel really fucking weird, dude, really is it getting worse? No,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 5: I mean it's fine, it's it's it is where it is.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: It's just uh.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: So this is not an ad for appropriate because they
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 1: always say that there's too much pharmaceutical advertising in our
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 1: programming as Americans, and so some counter advertising I think
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: will be nice. Do not take buproprion.
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 5: Outdown appropriate or be approprion.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 7: Either of them. Just avoid them.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: I just do not fuck with that stuff. Damn. I
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 1: want to get you out of it. But sometimes with
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: the medication, you got to take another medication to zap
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: it out.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 5: So be a proprion. Do you want to drink a
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: bunch of Yeah? Yeah, that's probably where this is headed.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: I missed my plensin what is it? A Plensin was
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 5: the one that I was on, and yeah, I missed
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 5: the alens Puns was great, but it's like two thousand
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 5: bucks for thirty pills. Yeah, it's insane.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 1: That's like a sleeve of your jacket. Fucking Just get
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 1: the fucking blue plens.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 5: And stop buying my clothes from Japan, start buying them
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 5: from China.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, get the Sheen.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 5: Bro.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 1: I don't understand how Sheen can offer the deals that
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: they all.
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 7: Yeah, it's pretty self explanatory.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: Slavery lay. Yeah, I don't understand how the Pyramids were. Yeah,
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 1: I just don't. It's it's it's honestly, it's as wondrous
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: as the Pyramids, the deals that Chen offers on Sheen Charlie.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: I watched the Charlie Sheen doc. That was pretty good.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's his big what's his big confession in
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 1: that that he was gay, he was doing gay sex.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 7: Yes, I believe so.
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 5: I haven't finished it to that point. Sorry, watch I
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 5: just saw it on Twitter. Everyone was saying his sort
• 1:18:10
  Speaker 5: of dude. The way that the amount of drugs that
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 5: he could do and how long he could party for
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 5: is truly one of those things where you're like, some
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 5: people are built differently.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: Him and Diddy were linking their dicks up like Rocky
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: and Apollo Creed at the end of it, just curled
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 1: the ends of their dicks around each other.
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 5: I mean they do.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that is the Diddy that was like the big
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 7: thing in the Diddy documentary was they said that he
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 7: could just go. He didn't have like an off switch.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 7: He'd sleep for like an hour and then just go
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 7: for a month.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: Wow him and Sheen, Him and Sheen.
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 7: Gott to get those two in a room together, like
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 7: Kobe and Shack.
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 1: Honestly, like ninety seven Sheen and fucking Diddy when both
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 1: of them were unbridled.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 7: It must have been incredled, lopping it up over the
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 7: old the old days.
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  Speaker 1: It has me this, this medicine switch has me fucking
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  Speaker 1: work about you.
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  Speaker 5: No, I'm gonna be all right, but it is exactly
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  Speaker 5: what we knew what was going to happen.
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  Speaker 1: And let's just get the two thousand dollars. Let's scrape
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 1: together the two thousand and let's buy the fucking good ship.
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  Speaker 5: Well, we'd only get one more month and then we
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 5: would run into.
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  Speaker 1: I know, but it just buys us time. We just
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  Speaker 1: need to buy We just need to buy a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of time.
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  Speaker 5: Meanwhile, my face is paralyzed from this fucking sty.
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 7: You're not you're not because you're not using my tips
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 7: I have have you apart? Have you been trying to
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 7: break it apart? Yes, that's what I told you to do,
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 7: and you have the super soaker, and clearly you have
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 7: not used my tips.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 5: Everyone's been giving me some pretty good tips on that too.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: And uh yeah, no, things are good. Things are getting
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: better on the eye front, but get works on the
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: brain front. How often are you lid scrubbing? I'm scrubbing.
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  Speaker 7: You gotta be doing it like five times a day.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 5: I don't have eyelashes anymore.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that happened to me too. You gotta just fight
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 7: through that.
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: Sweat just goes right into your eyeball. Yeah, tears just
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: fucking jump out. Okay, we're calling it.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, thanks, good ship. I need to go light down.
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  Speaker 7: Great, so right up, Thank you guys for listening. We'll
• 1:20:10
  Speaker 7: see you guys next week. Oh I'm gonna be in
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 7: Dallas this weekend. Bye bye bye bye bye bye night
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 7: and tomorrow and the next day, Harry said a website
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  Speaker 7: dot com Arlington draft House. New Year's week.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 8: Was up, still on the ground.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 5: Game around.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 8: I was only phoning one bad Jane were dre did
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  Speaker 8: food from the side. So so then you leave summon, No,
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 8: I come along. I was on a phone long, I
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 8: was only a phoney. I was only your phone in one.
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 8: I was on your phone line. The strange, do take.
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  Speaker 6: Me falling one way? Sae, just a just the bass
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  Speaker 6: basketball back of the call. It just a man not
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  Speaker 6: take the head, and you can see.
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  Speaker 9: The lames.
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