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Nailed By The Falcon: Harrison Ford Falcon Injury & X-Men: Days of Future Past · Multiple Nerdgasm

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  Dan I uh just want you to know uh that uh probably be the only one who uh will
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  actually do this so I'm just going to make sure uh on my gravestone I would
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  like here lies a man forever unsatisfied even if you hadn't told me
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  that I probably would have come up with something roughly
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  on just we tried to satisfy him with our mouths
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  limbs nothing was ever good enough I don't want to turn a joke into a sad
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  story but I did have to recently sit with my nana and um take down some
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  points that she wanted at her funeral which is probably pending a little more
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  imminently than Dave's but yeah just just quickly Dan you want to give a
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  brief overview of your Nana she uh she doesn't really seem like she wants to be
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  around she's she's quite a sad lonely and depressed woman thanks for the
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  backstory Dave but um she told me that she wants her idap to be no one can hurt
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  her anymore oh God so God just when you thought it
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  couldn't get more dramatic there you go runs in a family a Dan [ __ ] she's a
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  woman who likes a drama [ __ ] hell that is dark that is
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  dark welcome to multiple
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  nerdgasm your destination for all things nerdy well here we are for another week
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  multiple nasm yada yada y lot's happened uh
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  was on E3 was on uh if you're a nerd uh it uh it was a pretty big couple of
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  weeks yeah where to start look I was at Supernova and I know that a couple of
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  you were Luke I saw you at one point oh you saw me I did see you but you were
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  too far back because the line Nazi had already set me in my place and I saw you
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  being set in your place um and I yelled out hey [ __ ]
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  but not only did you not hear me but I then made instant enemies of everyone
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  sitting around me I could just PCT you now in the crowded Stadium yelling at hey gripple
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  yeah but the the problem was that the person that I was with turned to me and
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  very casually said oh do you call him [ __ ] because he had
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  cancer and everyone who heard me yell out hey [ __ ] was waiting for me to to
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  answer the question we did the same thing when we were waiting in line and
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  we called out to him and I think Jenny yelled out hey [ __ ] and then everyone
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  was kind of like huh and I said we're allowed to call him that because he's a [ __ ]
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  yeah that's true I I do answer to it it's been my nickname
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  for God since high school is it I'll say this Luke if if there was a hierarchy of
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  cripples at Supernova you didn't even
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  register on the chart no there were some
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  deformed freaks
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  there uh okay Dam those were just the penalties I'm not talking about the cosplayers
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  there were a lot of cosplayers this year yeah it's getting more and more every
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  year and I'll say if there was a theme for cosplay this year my guess is that
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  theme was tits yeah never a Al I think the theme
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  was shows Matt's never heard of that's right there was a lot of that there was
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  a lot of that H right so for those of you that don't know super over is like
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  ComicCon here uh mostly about pop culture uh and general garbage that I
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  have no interested in whatsoever um I went last year and hated it uh you got
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  you saw Carrie Fisher that's the and you actually enjoyed that I did enjoy seeing
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  Carrie Fisher she's a very witty woman this year's Carrie Fisher was Stan Lee
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  yeah yeah I think you would have liked him actually from all accounts he seems
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  to be a very nice man so I'm I'm sure I would have liked him but I mean well
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  like Carrie he's just so self-aware he knows who he is and he knows who we
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  think he is yep yeah and he he's his eyes aren't the best and his his ears
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  aren't the best but his mouth is the best a that's adorable that's adorable
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  the fact that he's so old he's still out there doing what he does that's that's
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  cool he's in his '90s you're kidding he's 91 or 92 now wow and he he he had a
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  pacemaker installed a couple of years ago wow in uh 2010 I think and he this
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  is his first uh and it will be his last trip to Australia he's already said that
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  he's not shy he's not shy joking about it like he's like I I will be dead yeah
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  soon buried next to my nana no no I told you he's not coming
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  back trying to hurt her did anyone ask him if he might resurrect like some of
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  his comic book characters or was that too even if they had he wouldn't have heard the
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  question what well I I I spoke to him briefly because I I lined up to get his
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  autograph and everything well you talk at him yep no no no well see I'll be honest I was
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  worried I was worried that he he couldn't hear me so I spoke very slowly
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  and and and hello Mr Lee no I did I told him that uh I told him the story of when
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  I was when I was a child I um took my paints that uh I had for you know
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  painting pictures and things and I painted myself green so that I could be
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  the Hulk and he was like fashinating go on and I made a I made a big mess uh and
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  yeah I told him the story and um and he was he was signing my comic at the time
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  and I wasn't I was I was like God I hope you can hear me and then he started
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  laughing and he said you painted yourself green and I was like oh thank
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  God he heard me yeah but he probably didn't hear that when I was a
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  kid what about yeah on the way here I do like it he probably answered one of the
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  one of the questions you got asked he probably answered it most honestly I've
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  heard anyone else answer a question before it was along the lines of um I've
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  been studying your academically I've been studying a lot of your comics and
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  all this and you got all these moral values behind it and he's and he's s of
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  like why do you do it and his Stanley's answer was entertainment and money yeah
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  yeah yeah yeah he I work I worked for a comic publisher and and if I didn't come
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  up with characters uh I wouldn't have any food yeah so he was quite and it was
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  great he was so casual about that because people are like how did you come
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  up with Spider-Man he's like well they needed another character
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  so wrote him another character yeah someone someone asked why the villains
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  never die and he's like because they're really hard to imagine up and if I kept
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  killing them off I'd have to imagine up new ones yeah he every time I got a good
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  villain I I don't I don't have to get rid of him so yeah no he was good he was honest and
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  but like in a funny way he wasn't like wasn't like [ __ ] on you know like
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  your childhood or whatever he was funny about it oh that's
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  nice yeah and he was there till late every evening apparently because the
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  line for signatures and photographs and everything was enormous like like 4
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  hours or something wasn't it yeah we were in line for about 4 hours we were
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  there from when his panel finished at about 2 to about just after 6 we finally
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  got through I think I went back to say goodbye to Matt on my way out and it
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  looked like a refugee camp of all these sad people sitting against the wall yeah
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  looked like they'd been waiting their days and it had apparently been like
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  that every day that he was there um and he stayed back until around 8 8:30 every
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  night the place closes at 6 he stayed back because he um he said that no he he
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  he's he's put off coming to Australia he's not going to come again and he
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  wants to make sure that everybody gets to say hello and gets gets his signature
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  and everything that's really cool of him that's and for someone of that age too
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  that must be a long [ __ ] day and he apparently he he was not well I think at
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  that age all the days along yeah well they said he wasn't well and
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  like I said he just had a pacemaker put in a few years ago so he's not like he's
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  he's not well and they literally they'd set him down there and he sat there for
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  2 hours signing thousands and thousands of things and being polite to people and
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  then they took him away and sat him in a chair and people walked in and they got
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  photos taken with him and then they give him a sandwich and then they bring him
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  back and sit him in the chair again after another two hours and he was there
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  like for three days doing that and let's be honest he doesn't need the money cuz
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  you can't take it with you you know no you can't you can't that's a
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  honest he must honestly just be like grateful or he's just loves doing it
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  well I mean this is a guy who created some of the most loved characters in the
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  world so should I just say though it's not that hard to come up with a
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  superhero I mean come on I mean well what about a guy that has spider powers
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  that's an animal what about a man has lion Powers you say that but he did he
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  actually did revolutionize them because he came up with characters who were more
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  like Ordinary People people before they were like like the example he used um
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  not specifically for this but it kind of sums up what I was saying was the you
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  know you look at someone like Superman and you can't really relate to Superman
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  and like the way he put it was like you know Superman flies he just flies like
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  there's no you you don't really comprehend how that how that works or
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  anything he just flies but when Thor flies it's because he spins his hammer
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  so fast that and then throws it that it pulls him along after it you're right
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  he's he's he's a genius no no [Laughter]
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  no no like Spiderman I'm sorry but okay you're going to convince me he's a
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  genius that's not the way to do it I'm not saying that he's a genius I'm saying
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  well I mean his characters like Spider-Man right Spider-Man is a
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  teenager with teenagers problems and like and yet somehow it's interesting
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  well appar well it's apparently more interesting than the other Comics that
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  went before it because it was a huge success and he I guess what my point was
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  he created these characters who were more sympathetic than just these kind of
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  cardboard cutout like I can do everything and I you know you know
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  they're just generic superheroes he kind of gave them more
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  relatability and he created the comic code and all that kind of business too
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  he did lots of stuff comic code is that the uh one where they could could swear
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  or do drugs or something or yeah yeah because and that's the other thing he
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  said yesterday was someone thank him for censorship as well he's he's done well
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  yeah that wasn't his finest moment but uh no that was that was forced and
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  imposed by the government wasn't it yeah they had well there was there was
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  something before that and it wasn't very good or something like that and he kind
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  of I don't know you know what I don't
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  know that doesn't stop talk about you know what you know what you if you like
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  Stanley if you like Stanley check it out if not here's some spoilers he'll be dead
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  soon well you uh guys were chilling out at Supernova I was uh eagerly uh
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  watching uh the E3 presentations from Microsoft and Sony um and uh seeing what
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  they had in store for us uh there was a Litany of announcements at E3 um some
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  they're very exciting um and I think they've probably convinced me to get
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  myself uh an Xbox One and a PS4 at some point did you say and yeah yeah yeah
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  yeah there's games on both there's a new Uncharted that I'm like I can't I can't
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  not have my Uncharted um You' played through charted
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  time and time again yeah yeah yeah I played through recharted and now I want
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  Uncharted yeah so that joke will get all one day but turning the genre on its
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  head or at least onto its feet I guess the most surprising announcement uh from
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  Microsoft uh was the announcement of uh Halo ludicrous Edition um that's
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  ludicrous the rapper yeah yeah yeah yeah you play you play as ludicrous instead
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  of John replace John yeah yeah so uh just a basic overview it's Halo 1
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  anniversary Halo 2 Anniversary which is remastered new graphics y y y Halo 3 and
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  Halo 4 all at 60 FPS
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  1080P and it's all one disc and all the playlists can be mixed together so one
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  match you can be playing Halo 1 the next you can be playing Halo 4 the next Halo
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  2 etc etc and each game also comes with separate achievements so the actual disc
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  is going to give you 4,000 instead of the normal th000 that oh that's the
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  Clincher for me Luke arbitrary points from Microsoft sold yeah some of that
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  that is still a Thing Luke salivated when you
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  heard I must admit I mean I I am put it bluntly I do
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  I enjoy the law and I enjoy the universe and the games to a certain extent um
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  that's that's that's actually Dave's epap he I say I enjoy the law and I
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  enjoy the universe what um what platform is that
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  on xbx one because I I saw I I didn't realized exactly what it contained I saw
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  that trailer I watched the trailer yeah um which didn't actually tell you
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  anything just it was the cut scene from Halo 2 where he throws the the bomb
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  thing with with a voice over and I was like I don't understand what this is it
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  was the Arbiter doing the voice over if that's yeah yeah I thought it was James
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  L Jones wasn't it no no it's the it's that black guy that does all those deep
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  voices in everything he's uh James
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  Jones R um maybe you're thinking of
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  Morgan Freeman no no no I'm definitely not that's both of them yeah that's
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  that's them Dave so it looks like uh are you talking about black or and Wells are
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  you talking about blacks and well is there a blacks and
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  Wells I [ __ ] hope there is um because
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  I watched a video of uh I think it was Halo 2 Anniversary Edition and it didn't
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  look that impressive like there there as far as I know there is no video of Halo
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  2 Anniversary yet I watched something today let me have a look let me let me
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  have a look um why you look I've only seen screenshots of it I haven't actually seen any
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  videos the thing they're actually missing from this pack is the Halo ODST
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  and Halo Reach what about them right well I think they're probably two of my
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  favorite Halo games ODS and reach well and they're not in this pack that's cuz
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  it's called Halo Master Chief Edition and oh yeah he's not games so what do
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  you want you're getting four games for the price of one yeah four games you've
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  already got yeah yeah instead of two other games you've already got yeah but
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  bear in mind the Xbox One sales just absolutely skyrocketed based on this
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  news alone actually Halo 1 I own twice already me to Halo 3 actually I own halo
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  one three times I got the PC version I got the original Xbox edition and then
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  the anniversary edition so I ear it three times that's s good Lord um I
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  don't I don't really I don't like the Halo games that much so I'm not going to
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  probably going to not buy this get it cuz we're going to play G well here's
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  the thing we say that and if it's actually going to happen maybe I will
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  but look if it's actually actually going to happen then I'll have to jump on
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  board as well but only if it's G and only if it's really going to happen well
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  you know I'll have a lot more time soon so uh that should be good what's that
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  supposed to mean well moving home boys moving home yeah so uh have a have a
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  slight amount of time allocated for actual life now which good
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  uh looking forward to that now uh did anyone else see anything at E3 that they
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  uh they found interesting or exciting I did I saw um some footage of the Order
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  1886 I think that's the year it's named um that looked really cool and then I
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  found out it's PS4 exclusive which sucks for me bumer cuz I don't have one but
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  that looks really cool um it's kind of like a alterate history kind of thing
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  where uh there's like love crafting mix
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  with like it's like a gears style
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  shooter I think set in the 1880s with like werewolves and monsters and stuff
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  it looks really cool that sounds right up your Alle M yeah but I won't be able
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  to play it so right that's a bit of a Down but that looks really cool um and
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  Dragon Age 3 of course and The Witcher 3 both which I'm really excited about they
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  look pretty cool I must admit The Witcher the new Witcher looks pretty
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  incredible yeah did you see watch the trailer where he chases the Griffin
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  although it's not trailer was play yeah yeah it was pretty impressive yeah it's
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  going to be great I was intrigued by
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  Mass Effect 4 yeah yeah now this can't
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  have shepher sheph no it doesn't no it's it's new characters um and I mean as far
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  as I know all the Mass Effect relays blew up didn't they so how's this how's
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  this going to work set before but it can't be said that much before because
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  there wasn't that much before they changed the ending what when no I think they did they
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  reconned it afterwards when everyone complained but they didn't reccon it all
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  that much did they to that extent Li in the mass are the Mass Effect relays
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  destroyed come on Google here we go they are not real you
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  nerd get aive people are dying yeah so they did did they change that I mean I
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  swear when I replayed it I didn't see them destroy be destroyed this time well
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  then why did the the Normandy crash did the Normandy still crash yes
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  yeah well then they must have right the Citadel and mass relays
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  may not have blown up because the control pulse is more of a signal than a
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  Galaxy changing energy wave I wish I was dead oh that explains everything yeah
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  you know what let's not even let's not even get into that let's just say let's
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  just move on move on science fiction is great you know why science fiction is
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  great because it doesn't matter what happen it's just like magic that's why
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  yeah exactly well the one thing that they're also doing with the Mass Effect
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  they're not actually going to be um having the old characters in it yeah
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  it's all going to be new because they're saying that everyone wants to have a new
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  story a new universe to explore I don't I want GIS back and I want him back now
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  no I want something that Universe you just want to have bird sex with him
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  again you do I came that close Dan I came that close how did you get the
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  achievement he has to look up achievement in that game I know I went
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  all the way with him and then when it finally came to the time where he was
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  like okay let's do this I'm like ah no yeah I Jenna remed GIS as well didn't
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  you disgusting H I am a [ __ ] teas or a
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  bird teas as it were beak teas I uh I saw some of the footage of Mirror's Edge
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  2 uh oh yeah I'm really [ __ ] looking forward to that it looks like it's going
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  to make people vomit I loved the original mirror edge loved it from
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  motion sickness I mean not from yeah yeah and uh there was a couple other
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  games there um Rainbow Six Siege looked looked interesting
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  um that new Tom Clancy one looks interesting it looks really different I
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  was or yeah the division I wasn't expect I was like oh Tom Clancy you'll be like
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  a a well he's dead and he sold his name to um Ubisoft like literally sold his
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  name so he has nothing to do with any of them right cuz it looks like the last of
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  us but like as a team tactical te tter yeah so that's so I'm sure we'll all
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  want to play that and never get around to it so that'll be good as well um
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  whoes Z we knew was coming but yeah they didn't show a whole lot but that that
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  what they did show which was probably just a pre-rendered scene got me excited
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  anyway oh evidently it's there's no release date for it yet but it's going
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  to be playable at next year's E3 next year's E3 so you're saying in a year and
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  a half maybe two years you'll have Zelda yeah for the Wii U Nintendo this is
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  Nintendo's last console yeah yeah there's no way they can it's a
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  generation behind yeah yeah so it's still an Xbox 360 so imagine how great
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  the games are going to look in 3 years so pretty much I reckon this will be the
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  last time you see Zelda as a Nintendo exclusive I think it going to go to the
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  way of Sonic and you'll start seeing Zelda and other consoles I think it's
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  inevitable I if they keep losing money in your hand over fist like they are now
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  uh I don't see a good future for them but um to be honest I don't really care
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  cuz I don't really like many Nintendo games at all anyway so there I said it
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  I've never had I don't think anyone does Everyone likes their four games and
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  that's it well I've never finished a Zelda ever you hate Mario Party Mario
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  Party is terrible I hate all their games reward being [ __ ] at it um they they do
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  that's see that's why you don't like them because they're like they're like
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  fun friendly games whereas
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  your gamer yeah exactly H alien
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  isolation uh that looks fantastic um I saw a guy play it with the Oculus Rift
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  and literally start screaming screaming get get it off get it off get it off cuz
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  I had hot wi and um was singing his hair yeah yeah he was in a lot of pain um he
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  was masturbating get it off the other thing is uh I mean this is
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  not huge huge news but um GTA 5 on nextg
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  consoles yeah that'll be uh that'll be interesting which has anyone else played
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  that no I borrowed your copy if you recall but I haven't played it yet yeah
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  yeah it it was the best out of all GTA but um by the same token I I kind of
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  lost interest cuz they're too long um I find the stories aren't usually much
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  interest to me I've never finished one yeah yeah I've finished all of them
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  except for one and two well speaking of that a game that's
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  somewhat similar that I've been playing a bit not as much as I probably would
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  like to but I have been playing it a bit uh is Watch Dogs Watch What sorry watch
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  Doge ah watch Doge okay watch do and it's very similar well I think very
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  similar to GTA mhm uh except the story is actually interesting to me right so
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  I'm really yeah so far see I've been playing for a bit and I haven't
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  encountered much of a story yet I must admit I'm still have you been have you
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  just been doing the side quests or have you followed the bit of bit of both and
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  I the amount of play that I've put into this I usually like to feel a little bit
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  more confident about what I'm doing and I don't really have that I'm like it but
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  I'm not loving it okay I'm one thing I I I found to be lacking in is the side
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  quests there sort of just these random missions I don't feel yeah I've started
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  ignoring them now because I thought I just wanted to start playing through I I
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  don't know how far I am into it I'm up to I know this is it's probably not
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  spoilers uh and it's probably going to prove that I'm not that far in at all
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  I'm up to the prison section oh spoilers um you're probably getting
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  close to finishing the game really it's not a very long game at all if you just
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  focus purely just on the main mission you can knock it over in probably eight
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  hours I reckon interesting I don't feel like I've been playing it for that
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  long interesting okay well I tell you what it's better than it's better than
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  Wolfenstein New Order oh we go which I
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  traded for Watch Dogs because it watch do now for starters I bought Wolfenstein
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  and it comes on four discs right and I haven't had a game that
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  comes on four discs for a long time I'm talking like days and yes you have
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  to yeah not only that but it had a update that I had to do before I could
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  play it and it was an 8 gab update so there I am trying to delete [ __ ] off my
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  hard drive before I realized even if I deleted everything I don't actually have
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  8 gig so I had to go and format a portable hard drive and connect it up to
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  my Xbox so that I could [ __ ] install
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  and play this thing not a good start not a good start at all so by the 3 hours
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  later that I finally got to play this [ __ ] game and found out that it was
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  at best an average shooter Y and not the kind
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  of indepth kind of high concept game that I was looking forward to dude it's
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  set in the future with Space Nazis what no it's not set in the future with Space
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  Nazis it's set in the 60s as if the Nazis had won the war and that could be cool
• 24:59
  the technology they're using is well beyond the 1960s yeah no but that's what
• 25:02
  it is it's like if in the 40s the Nazis hadn't stopped doing all their
• 25:06
  experiments hadn't stopped working on all their technology and stuff 20 years
• 25:10
  later where would they have been well I think I think that's a a gross
• 25:15
  overestimate of their capabilities but all right go on science fiction science
• 25:20
  fiction but it was just Bing it was just no it didn't it got horrible reviews it
• 25:24
  had a great trailer um well Metacritic says it's it's an a average of 80
• 25:29
  something really the as soon as I started hating it I thought this can't
• 25:33
  just be me Can it have I just gotten this wrong and I just Google for reviews
• 25:37
  and and the kind of the first ones that I started reading were you know why it's
• 25:41
  not what you think it is and it it certainly wasn't so I traded it I took
• 25:46
  it in the guy's like finished already and I said no it's just
• 25:52
  [ __ ] so yeah I I agree with you I haven't traded mine in I still have my
• 25:56
  copy and I'm really struggling to try and play it wait Luke you have it on
• 26:01
  Xbox One and Dan you've got it on Xbox 360 that's why you got four discs yeah
• 26:06
  correct right okay how often did you have to change discs too often [ __ ]
• 26:13
  hell for example like having an Amiga I was like if I was playing on the second
• 26:17
  disc for example and I saved and quit then the next time I would go in I would
• 26:22
  start to open it up it would say insert dis one I would take out dis 2 put in
• 26:26
  dis one let the game boot and then it would immediately before I started
• 26:29
  playing say oh insert this to that's what you're were up to and it's like
• 26:32
  [ __ ] you [ __ ] you
• 26:36
  yeah Jesus yeah that's so Wolstein New
• 26:40
  Order thumbs down thumbs down from Dan [ __ ] hell so the gun playay wasn't
• 26:45
  fun there was nothing redeeming about it no it was uh by the Numbers shooter
• 26:50
  absolutely by the numbers now there was some kind of charming Throwbacks to the
• 26:53
  original Wolfenstein game but quite honestly I'd rather just go back and
• 26:57
  play that which I do from time to time do you brother do you eat roast chickens by
• 27:03
  stepping on them you do there are roast chickens around steing dogs attack you
• 27:07
  they're are nice little nice little tiin but there's a couple little Easter eggs
• 27:12
  like once you get to your hideout you can actually go to sleep and you
• 27:15
  actually play through a level of the original Wolfenstein oh yeah I forgot to
• 27:19
  say something about Watch Dogs when we were talking about it I probably too
• 27:22
  quickly seg segue into the next bit but there was uh a bit of a debacle
• 27:29
  with some uh poorly thought out publicity for watchdogs here in
• 27:34
  Australia um oh yeah so if you will allow me to uh just read out this
• 27:40
  article here uh with Ubisoft hoping to manipulate the media they naturally in
• 27:46
  an unprecedented age of security Consciousness and fear of terrorism
• 27:49
  decided to send an unmarked safe to a 9 MSN journalist with a cryptic note that
• 27:54
  alluded to a voicemail message that he had not received having tried a couple
• 27:58
  times to enter a code into the safe the device started ticking and Intrigue
• 28:02
  rapidly turned to fear the management right the police who in turn called the
• 28:06
  bomb squad which resulted in the 9 MSM team and numerous other companies in the
• 28:11
  building being evacuated when the box was finally defused by the bomb squad it
• 28:15
  revealed a copy of the game and some promotional material oh my God who
• 28:19
  thought this was a good idea now just to put it into context also somebody was
• 28:26
  supposed to ring him the night before and tell him that he was expecting this
• 28:32
  thing but somebody didn't get through and nobody bothered following it up so
• 28:36
  it was just out of the blue secondly there was no indication before you got
• 28:39
  into this thing that it was a promotion for watchdogs or a game at all that it
• 28:44
  was anything other than a mysterious safe and thirdly they didn't send it to
• 28:47
  a specific game reviewer it was just one of the journalists at NM s that's
• 28:53
  ridiculous Jesus now one thing I find very strange in the article is you
• 28:57
  actually said that they did try and punching random codes they did yeah yeah
• 29:02
  so why why would you have done that yeah it contained a copy of the game a
• 29:08
  baseball cap and a beanie well the bomb squad got something out of it yeah
• 29:14
  yeah imagine the bomb squad is like what's what's a watch Doge what the hell is
• 29:20
  this it's a game where you're just watch dogs oh God why is it in a safe though
• 29:25
  what's that got to do with the Gamez a hacker things yeah oh you hack things by
• 29:30
  getting a phone call and opening a safe it sounds well the PR Company are
• 29:34
  obviously a bunch of retards like even if I was expecting Watchdog promotional
• 29:39
  materials I wouldn't I wouldn't get a safe and be like Oh that'll be watch
• 29:42
  dogs like yeah I wouldn't know what it was if I was you know it could like if I
• 29:46
  was receiving things like this regularly I wouldn't have known what that was so
• 29:50
  just imagine that you had no idea what this was and add that to it yeah Jesus
• 29:56
  yeah even once it was open you were like what is this yeah [ __ ]
• 30:01
  hell well another bit of news um our dear beloved Harrison Ford um has uh
• 30:08
  severely injured himself uh on the Millennium Falcon spoilers yeah yeah so
• 30:15
  uh just so uh we're clear the Millan Falcon obviously is in the new film well
• 30:19
  we know it's in there because people were tweeting those pictures of um of
• 30:24
  them building it and then JJ Abrams himself tweet a picture of it was a
• 30:29
  picture of a piece of paper that said I'm sick of people trying to convince
• 30:32
  you that the Millennium Falcon is in this film and the paper was on top of
• 30:35
  theic chess board yeah in the Millen from the Millennium Falcon yeah it's
• 30:40
  it's clearly in the movie yeah must be from what it says here Harrison Ford
• 30:43
  suffered a broken ankle and possible chest injuries now he's not a young man
• 30:47
  anymore so uh that's got to hurt he's no
• 30:50
  stanlee no no so um well it would hurt anyway yeah well it's just it's it takes
• 30:57
  a longer to heal when you're older than it does when you're younger the man got
• 31:01
  the man survived a nuclear explosion in a fridge he that's true true true true I
• 31:08
  showed someone at work hadn't ever seen that before we were discussing this
• 31:11
  actually this Harrison Ford being injured and they he said oh he shouldn't
• 31:15
  do action movies anymore and I said oh he did you know that Indiana Jones film
• 31:18
  and he said I haven't seen that was it any good and I said let me show you and
• 31:22
  I showed him that scene and he laughed and said I won't be watching that that
• 31:25
  that's the best scene in the movie so if he hated
• 31:31
  that so bad let's not even go there
• 31:35
  Jesus so bad [ __ ] um are they gonna make another Indiana Jones or is that it well
• 31:41
  there were rumors obviously they maybe nothing that that the only reason he
• 31:45
  agreed to do Star Wars is because they said that he could do another one
• 31:49
  another Indiana Jones but who [ __ ] knows um anyone SE any
• 31:54
  movies yeah I saw one the b in the star
• 31:59
  oh did you yeah I saw it what's the called l oh my God Luke Luke you were on
• 32:05
  a date weren't you buddy no I was not wait you went to see that by yourself
• 32:09
  wait you saw the Fault in Our Stars uh is that because a woman made
• 32:15
  you Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share in a serbic wit a disdain for the
• 32:20
  conventional and a love that sweeps them on a journey their relationship is all
• 32:24
  the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen
• 32:28
  tank Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg and they meet and fall in love at a
• 32:33
  cancer support group Luke you are a [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you watching
• 32:38
  this I think we found the name of this episode his what
• 32:45
  leg goodness me Luke is this a movie about you buddy it really felt like that
• 32:51
  a but he dies in the end though right he dies in the end Sor I had
• 32:56
  a but you did wow that's in the trailer cuz I would never watch it's based off a
• 33:02
  book by the numbers I love that it's not a spoiler it's based on a
• 33:07
  book so is Game of Thrones Dave that can be your catchphrase from now on when
• 33:13
  people at your work start giving you [ __ ] for not caring about
• 33:17
  spoilers oh [ __ ] hell did you like it Luke yeah take us through it buddy no
• 33:23
  don't take us through it but just do tell us if you liked it if you like
• 33:26
  movies it's all right if you're going to see it go and see yeah if you're not
• 33:29
  going to see it he dies at the end you are the carington if you're
• 33:34
  going to go and see it go and see it if not he dies at the
• 33:37
  end I didn't enjoy it no nobody I know has enjoyed it okay right so to sum up
• 33:43
  you're you he dies in the end I didn't enjoy it pretty much yeah how many stars
• 33:50
  uh I'll go half a star oh goodness out of 10 you knew exactly what was going to
• 33:55
  happen out of 10 just arbitrarily half a star out of 37 yeah make it out
• 34:01
  of 100 knock yourself out and that's a terrible score SS are generally out of
• 34:05
  five I think aren't they traditionally out of 10 Stars so I don't
• 34:10
  know what does a movie ticket cost these days like 1850 it was 18 about 1850 okay
• 34:17
  what would you rate it out of 1850 what would you have paid for it that's going
• 34:20
  to be our new R for yeah okay I maybe
• 34:24
  would have paid two bucks okay so we rated $2 out of1 1850 yeah not a good
• 34:30
  score it's about around about
• 34:33
  10% so I SP St I spent 1850 this week on
• 34:38
  uh X-Men Days of Future Past I saw that as well y I would probably have that up
• 34:44
  around the $10 yeah I'd go higher than 10 I quite enjoyed it h i could have
• 34:50
  watched that yeah you'd like it I mean I find the kind of the Retro X-Men much
• 34:57
  more interesting than the Contemporary ones so most of the film is set in the
• 35:02
  70s which is great um I will say that when you see the the present and future
• 35:07
  characters like storm and Bishop they look ridiculous like really costumes look
• 35:13
  great in a comic book they look a bit stupid in a film unless they're done
• 35:18
  really subtly like so when they're back in the 70s and everyone's just got a
• 35:22
  leather jacket and flares on and they're using their powers it's great and it's
• 35:26
  really fun and then cuts to Bishop looking like a bit of a weirdo I don't
• 35:32
  know I just I don't really buy it what was lacking for me in that movie was I
• 35:36
  wanted to see more of the action in the present or the
• 35:39
  future than cuz as you said most of it was set in the past but I reckon that
• 35:44
  would have been a better story with the future I love the the paycheck that
• 35:49
  Ellen paage would have got for just sitting there holding your hands apart
• 35:53
  that's right she didn't have a big role but that's fine by me um I will say
• 35:58
  Quicksilver is my new favorite character and I don't know if you agree Luke but
• 36:02
  that one sequence that he's in is [ __ ] fantastic yeah and that was my
• 36:07
  favorite scene in the whole movie what the hell is a quick it's a character
• 36:12
  what do he do he runs fast goes really fast and I know that sounds lame but
• 36:17
  honestly it is an amazing sequence right so he's the
• 36:23
  flashh basically is The Flash he's the flashh but blue he's even got the
• 36:27
  lightning Bol on his chest you're kidding
• 36:31
  no wow well hang on which one came first
• 36:36
  I think the flash is incredibly old isn't he yeah I'd say the flash H I'm
• 36:41
  sure if you type it into Google some nerds already researched it so uh let's
• 36:45
  just not do that though he's not in the costume in this though uh as I was
• 36:48
  saying it's you know don't have costumes if you hated all the previous ones would
• 36:53
  you like the new one well did you even did you hate the roseburn one as well I
• 36:57
  liked Rose Burn um as was still a bad film but I liked Rose Burn no I there's
• 37:02
  no Rose Burn in this one no there's not and if you didn't like first class you
• 37:06
  won't like this one because they're very similar right yeah right well I did like
• 37:11
  First Class A Lot you will like this one a lot I would assume good I wish I had a
• 37:16
  seen first class before seeing this
• 37:19
  one yeah it this one is quite Relentless in not giving you background information
• 37:25
  not just on first class but on the original X-Men Trilogy as well yeah uh
• 37:30
  in fact a couple of times I was watching it I had kind of wished that I had
• 37:34
  brushed up on them before coming to see
• 37:37
  it uh just okay cuz I went to see a few guys in cber here and we get there and
• 37:44
  guy goes oh by the way um yeah to actually enjoy this you need to have
• 37:48
  seen all the other movies and I'm yep I sort of skipped a couple of them yeah
• 37:53
  I'm sure I'll pick it up it overrides the story line of a few though because
• 37:56
  of the time travel H well they actually had to change who
• 38:00
  went back in time oh for God's sake it
• 38:03
  it's oh [ __ ] why do you guys watch this
• 38:08
  trash originally awful in the comics it's the Ellen P's character who goes
• 38:13
  back in time but because they' made her Ellen Page she would have been too young
• 38:18
  not only that that's true oh but not only that did you feel Luke that this
• 38:23
  movie had tailored who its main characters were around who is the
• 38:28
  biggest bank ball Stars right now yes do you know what I mean like out of this
• 38:35
  entire wealth of X-Men characters that we've seen it's like okay who's really
• 38:40
  big right now okay these guys okay who's kind of big okay well they'll be in it a
• 38:44
  little bit who's not really big at all let's not even include them
• 38:49
  right just sounds [ __ ] I'd say h Berry just scraped in
• 38:54
  then yeah yeah in my book she barely scrapes into anything yeah yeah I think
• 39:01
  she did a dash with the third one as far
• 39:04
  as she did Dash she aan saying you've done she did her dashh from what I heard
• 39:11
  she was very argumentative and so they um reduced her role uh because she was
• 39:16
  annoying them and now she was probably just begging for work what is she in
• 39:20
  anymore thankfully not much yeah I don't know I don't know that
• 39:27
  she was in that good gotha that was a good movie but that's uh that's old is
• 39:31
  that the one where he uh her husband the fat guy turns out to be the
• 39:38
  guy I didn't want to spoil it for anyone I hope it is I hope that's I hope that's
• 39:43
  the twist yeah and then in the end you find out that her husband the fat guy
• 39:47
  turns out is the guy he was a guy I didn't want to ruin it so is that
• 39:51
  the movie man I don't know it's the one she's in the mental hospital oh no this
• 39:55
  is not the film okay so there's another hry film where her husband's a fat guy
• 40:00
  and he does the thing that he shouldn't be doing so uh look out for that one tax
• 40:06
  fraud it's tax fraud isn't it yeah it's
• 40:08
  tax fraud yeah something by Spike
• 40:14
  Lee oh speaking of uh pointless
• 40:18
  senseless films got some more news here
• 40:23
  Dan well somebody's been uh tampering with a spreadsheet but um Roland Emer is
• 40:29
  rebooting Stargate now everything's getting rebooted so it's not a surprise
• 40:34
  that Stargate is on the list it is surprising that the original director of
• 40:38
  the original film has put his hand up to do the Remake yeah that seems a bit
• 40:44
  weird that isn't that just like like tacitly saying I made a [ __ ] film and I
• 40:49
  want to make a new one but but but Stargate is not a [ __ ] film
• 40:52
  notic film in fact if I was him just to be a [ __ ] I would exactly the
• 40:59
  same exctly same get Kurt Russell back get him back yeah I mean I don't know if
• 41:05
  what's the um this is the new Stargate stop you there what's the guy
• 41:10
  who's not Kurt Russell who's in that James sper sper yes Spader couldn't play
• 41:14
  that role now he's a little too robust for it he's got fat and bald after um
• 41:19
  Boston Legal didn't he he's Ultron is um Kurt Russell still dating Goldy horn are
• 41:26
  they still together I don't know if they were dating I think
• 41:29
  they got married with kids don't they yeah that's what I thought I thought
• 41:31
  they were like together I don't know are we doing celebrity gossip on this
• 41:35
  podcast well I just think that it's nice if they're still together it's yeah
• 41:38
  that's true it would be nice let's look it
• 41:41
  up that's not um yeah according to this
• 41:46
  they're um there you go
• 41:51
  yeah theyve been together since 1983 so well there you go look at that love love
• 41:55
  K last lovely there you go it's it's their own Hollywood movie isn't it
• 42:00
  really yeah I guess it's uh just proof that some people just don't know when to walk
• 42:07
  away oh intense H right well some more celebrity
• 42:13
  news uh Neil Patrick Harris is written an autobiography strange considering
• 42:18
  he's so young but uh he's not he just looks young okay how old is NE Patrick Harris
• 42:24
  how old do you think he is he's older than us I I think he's in his 40s I know
• 42:29
  I will find out right now he's 41 yeah you can't write an autobiography in your 40s
• 42:36
  youber you can if it's a Choose Your Own Adventure book which this
• 42:42
  is I don't understand how this works can I read the press release for this yes
• 42:47
  please in this revolutionary joyan experiment in light celebrity narrative
• 42:53
  actor/ personality carbon based life form Neil rck Harris lets you the reader
• 42:59
  live his life you will be born in New Mexico you will get your big break at an
• 43:04
  acting camp you will get into a bizarre confrontation outside a nightclub with
• 43:08
  actor Scott khah even better at each crucial juncture of your life you will
• 43:14
  choose how to proceed will you decide whether or not to try out for Doogie
• 43:17
  Hower MD you will decide whether to spend years struggling with your
• 43:21
  sexuality you will decide what kind of caviar you want to eat aboard Elton
• 43:25
  John's yacht choose correctly and you'll find fame fortune and true love choose
• 43:30
  incorrectly and you'll find misery heartbreak and a guest stin on Celebrity
• 43:34
  Rehab all this plus magic tricks cocktail recipes embarrassing pictures
• 43:39
  from your time as a child actor and even a closing song yes if you buy one book
• 43:45
  this year congratulations on being above the American average make that Neil
• 43:50
  Patrick Harris choose your own Autobiography on sale October fantastic
• 43:55
  so I'll be getting a copy of that hilarious yeah yeah that looks cool
• 44:00
  that's uh that's clever I like I admire that Bravo Neil Patrick Harris Bravo
• 44:05
  just just when he gets annoyingly
• 44:08
  awesome he finds ways to piss me off by being even more awesome yeah yeah so
• 44:15
  kudos to him I say kudos to him good on him now uh there's something
• 44:20
  that being wanted to talk about for a couple of weeks but strangely enough it
• 44:23
  keeps getting pushed to the next spreadsheet every week uh we're out of time anyway
• 44:29
  thanks I [ __ ] feel like uh what's he call him on that show he never gets to
• 44:35
  yeah that's the one see Dan knows what I'm talking about I know what you're talking
• 44:39
  buddy anyway uh for those who don't know uh do you guys remember the TV series
• 44:43
  Millennium with Lance Ron oh love Millennium fantastic series um there is
• 44:49
  a group on the internet called backof Frank black.com and they are trying to get a
• 44:55
  movie uh made now now are these industry bodies is this a production company or
• 45:01
  are these just fans who just fans now what they've managed to do is not only
• 45:07
  have a consistent podcast with Lance henriksson on it oh uh and all the cast
• 45:12
  from the show we they've released a book of an academic um a series of academic
• 45:19
  journals based on the TV show just about exploring the TV show its narrative uh
• 45:24
  its meanings that kind of stuff they released a book it's called back to
• 45:28
  Frank Black it's a really good book I I bought a copy um that I've been reading
• 45:33
  it it's it's a really awesome um sort of in-depth analysis on the show on its
• 45:39
  themes um it's really really good uh and they seem to be getting closer and
• 45:45
  closer to somehow getting a movie made because now Chris Carter's on board and
• 45:50
  wants to do it wow uh Lance Henri's on board wants to do it now it's just the
• 45:54
  the will of the fan base to let Fox know that they want to see this film so oh so
• 46:00
  who owns the rights oh okay it says here oh just read it to yourself man I said it's
• 46:06
  fox go to the website write a letter let Fox know that you really want to see
• 46:10
  this film because I really really really really want to see this film cuz I was
• 46:15
  going to say why don't they just do a Kickstarter and then I answered it
• 46:18
  myself in my head by saying they don't own the rights and people have been
• 46:22
  caught out with that before yeah yeah so um if you do go and register on this uh
• 46:28
  petition I guess it is um just make a little note to make it more like the
• 46:33
  first season and less like the third season yeah yeah that uh Chris was not
• 46:37
  happy when he got back after the second season what did you do to my show he
• 46:42
  asked see I thought the second season was fine it was a different show to the
• 46:46
  first season but then I thought the third season was the weakest of them all
• 46:49
  well the third season was the weakest because they tried to bridge The
• 46:52
  Narrative gap between the first and the second season and try and make it back
• 46:56
  to what origin was without addressing any of the stuff that was in the second
• 47:00
  season which was just it just went back to being a procedural yeah yeah see the
• 47:06
  see it was funny because um interestingly enough uh Morgan and Wong
• 47:10
  who took over their home for season 2 they were told by Fox you have to take
• 47:14
  the show in a different direction it's too dark it's too depressing and we're
• 47:18
  losing viewers so fix it funny because I do love the way that Morgan and Wong
• 47:24
  write I love their writing but it face above and beyond was the best
• 47:28
  sci-fi series ever on television like those guys are really talented but they
• 47:33
  weren't right for millennium and if Fox had not been a bunch of [ __ ] see if
• 47:37
  you made Millennium now and made it dark and gritty like the first season like
• 47:41
  and really depressing it would be hugely popular it was just so ahead of its time
• 47:46
  in so many ways yeah it really was for the 90s definitely I mean their episodes
• 47:50
  had this kind of demented sense of humor that I really did like but it was a
• 47:53
  departure and it did kind of throw the show off its access even LS said there
• 47:59
  were two episodes that were written by uh Morgan's brother um and that were the
• 48:03
  really crazy ones the one about sosop which was based on Scientology and the
• 48:07
  one with the with the demons in the donut shop um really clever episodes
• 48:11
  brilliant writing um but yeah it's just it's the narrative tone of the show
• 48:16
  changed too much um it delved towards conspiracy and that kind of stuff it's
• 48:19
  getting a bit too xfiles if you ask me but um fantastic show overall uh highly
• 48:24
  recommend people watch it um and go to backof Frank black.com and uh and do
• 48:29
  what you got to do because I really really really want to see a
• 48:32
  movie well speaking of movies Empire magazine has just come out with its uh
• 48:38
  its definitive list of the greatest films of all time they uh pulled
• 48:44
  250,000 of their readers uh and this is not critics this is just people that buy
• 48:50
  empire magazine so just film fans of All Sorts I want to be surprised I'm not
• 48:55
  going to click this link look I'm going to take you through some and and let's
• 48:59
  just let's just weigh in on how we think is there a film is there a film called necro on
• 49:04
  there probably um H let's see it's not the top 10 but I'm sure it's the top 100 that's
• 49:10
  surprising yeah look I'm I'm going to choose a bit of an
• 49:16
  arbitrary spot on here and and start counting back okay okay so I'm going to
• 49:20
  start at number 23 and I've only started here because I was going to start at 25
• 49:25
  and then I noticed that 23 is really where it gets going so so at number 23
• 49:31
  we've got the Matrix now for me
• 49:35
  personally The Matrix 23 doesn't seem quite high enough I [ __ ] love this
• 49:41
  F I would agree not not so much the sequels but yeah that first film was
• 49:46
  fantastic this one doesn't take sequels sequels are written as they are so
• 49:49
  you'll see sequels on this list stand alone so when it says the Matrix you can
• 49:53
  assume it means the Matrix this the first one y yep
• 49:57
  22 2001 of Space Odyssey oh yeah yep fair enough it's great movie 21 alien
• 50:04
  okay yeah yep y 20 Apocalypse Now now this must be one of my top five favorite
• 50:11
  movies and it's one of those movies where I like it more every time I see it
• 50:16
  so there's always something new to see isn't it it really is yeah um and if you
• 50:21
  haven't seen uh a filmmaker's apocalypse uh hearts of Darkness the
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  making of Apocalypse Now you should go out and watch that it's just as good as
• 50:30
  the film Amazing it absolutely is and it's made by cober's wife and uh who was
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  there watching him slowly go insane in the jungle Jesus 19 we've got
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  aliens two two spaces High alien that's my favorite film of all time I uh I
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  fully yep that's F okay see I still prefer alien to aliens really no no no
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  aliens okay 18 Jurassic Park
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  yeah for sure great movie mhm 17 Back to the Future yes good not a fan but I
• 51:02
  understand why people love it y yeah I remembered that there was one of us who
• 51:05
  didn't like Luke do you like Back to the Future I like Back to the Future yeah
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  back to the future is great I just can't get [ __ ] that sitting in that town
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  car in La all on the way to Santa Monica you guys just would not shut up about
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  [ __ ] Back to the Future and that Russian driver was like my sister likes
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  this movie like yeah and his sister's probably
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  hot number 16 the Avengers now I liked the Avengers but it's not better than
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  Back to the Future Jurassic Park aliens Apocalypse Now And The Matrix who the
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  [ __ ] voted that in number 16 The Avengers
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  whatever number 15 Godfather 2 The Godfather Two
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  mhh only sequel to ever win an Academy
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  Award 14 Fight Club yeah for sure y 13
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  Good Fellas good movie not one space better than Fight Club h no
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  no but maybe we're a bit young maybe there's a generation above us I think I
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  think we just missed out on the whole Good Fellas thing number 12 Lord of the Rings Return
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  of the King what no that's what I would say is the absolute weakest of the Ring
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  films yeah okay right well maybe there'll be some further up number 11
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  Blade Runner okay yep yep y l Blade Runner number 10 Inception liked
• 52:25
  Inception not better than blade [ __ ] off Inception [ __ ] off it's not in the top
• 52:30
  10 for me definitely not I liked it but it's not in the top 10 Jesus I wouldn't
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  even go top 50 [ __ ] hell well one above it at nine Raiders
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  of the last AR Big C it's one of my favorites that's fine that's fine number
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  eight Jaws so we've got two Spielberg back to abely yeah well Spielberg's a
• 52:47
  great filmmaker I might have flipped those I think they're both great and I
• 52:50
  might have put Raiders above Jaws but there you go tell me saving privates on
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  there somewhere oh it's probably somewhere but I don't think we'll hear
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  it I don't think it's in the top 10 Jesus we're down seven now Fellowship of
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  the Ring what really really that's far too high it is far too high isn't
• 53:08
  it lot of young people must be voting all right you think the kids are
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  watching Fellowship of the Ring you know that movie is 14 years
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  old is it seriously 14 years old it is isn't it what year did it come out it was like 2000
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  right yeah yeah it's been a while they came out when we lived in Eastwood it's
• 53:28
  an old movie oh my God so we are so
• 53:33
  [ __ ] old guys that's we worked at Gateway that long ago oh my God that was
• 53:39
  like another
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  life number six Star Wars okay yep cool
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  definitely Star Wars number five pop fiction yep I like fiction and when I
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  saw it when I was like 15 it changed the way I watched movies so do think it
• 53:56
  belongs up there maybe not Reservoir Dogs Star Wars I do agree with that Dave
• 54:01
  I do think Reservoir Dogs is better number four the Sha Shank Redemption Now
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  Matt you've seen this for the first time very recently Haven yeah I did yeah whoa
• 54:10
  whoa back up really Matt yeah yeah what' you think
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  I liked it it's great yeah I've never heard someone describe
• 54:19
  the sh Shank Redemption is yeah I liked it it's great it was it was great it's
• 54:24
  one of those moves I can watch again and again I agree Luke I completely agree in
• 54:28
  fact you have to because they always put it on yeah that's true I think even um
• 54:34
  uh Frank darbon was saying that um because he still gets checks from it and
• 54:37
  he said he just makes all his money off sh Shank Redemption because it's
• 54:40
  constantly on cable yeah right yeah it's a good movie yeah it is a good movie
• 54:46
  because you're working through the uh Stephen King database at the moment
• 54:49
  aren't you yes yes we are yeah yeah we watched Misery the other week wait
• 54:53
  actually this is what yeah short sh Redemption is based on a Stephen King
• 54:57
  story yeah you're kidding yeah no no that I did not know I knew that before
• 55:02
  I'd seen it wow Bravo Stephen King he writes a lot of trash but sometimes he's got some
• 55:08
  gold um it's funny because uh four and five sh Shank Redemption and PP fiction
• 55:13
  I actually saw sh Shank Redemption pul fiction and Neil Jordan's The Crying
• 55:18
  Game as a movie marathon when I was about 15 and that was an intense night
• 55:23
  and three films that contain male and male sodomy
• 55:29
  There's the link there did they advertise it that way I went with my dad
• 55:33
  so that was uncomfortable oh the viewing not the [Laughter]
• 55:40
  sodomy all right moving on down the list we're now at the top three o you want to
• 55:44
  hear what the top three films according to Empire magazines
• 55:49
  250,000 fans yeah I suppose definitely number three The Dark
• 55:54
  Knight w now let me just point out a few films
• 55:59
  that the Dark Knight is ahead of Star Wars R of the last AR Blade Runner fight
• 56:04
  sh Shank Redemption yeah Jurassic Park 2001 and look look there's plenty of
• 56:09
  films that are look we started at 23 but between 23 and 50 we've also got
• 56:14
  Terminator 2 um the usual suspect citizen C comes in at
• 56:19
  33 I die hards at 39 taxi drivers at 44 I really enjoyed the Dark Knight but it
• 56:25
  is the third best movie of all time thank you Matthew I'm not saying it's a
• 56:31
  bad movie but it does not deserve it's it might be the best movie where a car
• 56:35
  explodes into a bike but yeah I dare say it
• 56:39
  wouldn't well it's just above number two which is a bit of a classic The
• 56:46
  Godfather okay it's one of those movies that I think people admit to liking
• 56:51
  rather than admitting to seeing never seen it yeah never seen it I I have and
• 56:56
  I do like it it's a great movie it's a classic um but I don't know number two
• 57:01
  on the all time list really come on you guys want to know what number one
• 57:07
  is you going to has it a guess I'd like everyone to guess it's in the link
• 57:13
  so all right so we all know it's The Empire Strikes Back yeah I I love The
• 57:19
  Empire Strikes Back but I don't know if it's the best film of all time for
• 57:23
  starters I don't like it as much as I like Star first film I like it's my favorite Star
• 57:29
  Wars film definitely look look look let's be honest you can't arbitrarily
• 57:33
  rank art and if we all sat here and came up with our own list it would be just as
• 57:38
  highly contested yeah I guarantee the people that the people that that
• 57:41
  answered this question were like oh what have I seen recently that I liked oh
• 57:45
  Avengers was good and then they also throwing movies that they think they
• 57:49
  should have seen and put that on there as well like flew over to Cuckoo's Nest
• 57:53
  oh yeah was that on was that on there yeah just looking at list now that came
• 57:57
  in at 41 okay now I'm going to that's going to be like one those ones that
• 58:01
  people think they should watch yeah even out of the four of us who who has seen
• 58:04
  One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest I have I've seen it yeah I've seen it yeah I
• 58:08
  haven't okay so three out of four that's not too bad I'm not that you have to
• 58:13
  have seen that no it's a good movie though Lawrence of
• 58:17
  Arabia oh you never seen it The Usual Suspects seen that what's that Lawrence
• 58:23
  of Arabia Lawrence of Arab I haven't seen that I'm telling I've SE Usual
• 58:26
  Suspects oh right yeah yeah yeah I've seen both of them it's a good film it
• 58:29
  doesn't I love it here look can I just point this out number seven Lord of the
• 58:33
  Rings Fellowship of the Ring number 12 Lord of the Rings Return of the King
• 58:36
  that's questionable anyway number 46 Lord of the Rings The Two Towers that's number
• 58:43
  46 what they were not good movies hey I
• 58:49
  watched the special editions recently they are good movies they weren't great
• 58:52
  movies but I do agree that the one that's number 46 is probably the better
• 58:56
  of the three oh what gravity's at 35 now I love this film but it does not belong
• 59:02
  in the top 50 films SK Skyfall Skyfall is on there and no other Bond films are
• 59:09
  on Skyfall that was terrible I liked it it terrible but I liked it but it wasn't
• 59:15
  the one prev other but it still wasn't very good there are a number of other what is
• 59:20
  the best Bond film what is everybody here's favorite Bon film I'm interested
• 59:25
  the original Casino mine's Casino Royale mine's Casino
• 59:29
  Royale without a doubt
• 59:34
  maybe um I can't remember the name of the one the first one with blow
• 59:39
  Feld um do I genuinely do like on her majesty Secret
• 59:44
  Service of course you do course you do followed only by Never
• 59:49
  Say Never Again Never Say Never Again that's the one where he comes back right
• 59:53
  which back it's a remake of um what's the one where Sean connory pretends to
• 59:59
  be Japanese and um they do his twice yeah and they do his eyebrows brilliant
• 1:00:05
  so that he looks Asian Jesus Christ it's ridiculous it's
• 1:00:10
  ridiculous has anyone seen Magnolia yes what's it about uh it's
• 1:00:16
  about a whole it's it's it's one of those movies
• 1:00:21
  that there are separate story lines that kind of converge into one
• 1:00:27
  um I love that Schindler's List is after the big leowski
• 1:00:32
  24 the big lowski 25 Schindler's List yeah I think Schindler's List is a
• 1:00:38
  beautifully crafted film and 26 Casa Blanca like yeah I put it to you has
• 1:00:44
  anyone here seen Casablanca I have yeah I don't think I have I'm going it's not
• 1:00:49
  that good like I'm sure in 1935 when it came out highly overrated yeah like it's
• 1:00:54
  one of those movies that if you don't have Nostalgia for it and you watch it
• 1:00:57
  now it's really not that
• 1:01:02
  good Forest Gump 34 theow and then
• 1:01:09
  list I love this it's such a funny combination 39 Die Hard 40 It's a
• 1:01:13
  Wonderful Life awesome Jesus
• 1:01:19
  [Music] Christ so remember a couple episodes ago I was pointing out for people to give me
• 1:01:25
  ideas for new tattoo he was putting out yep yep yep yep well had a few people
• 1:01:31
  give some ideas did you yeah any of them people who wrote Into the podcast yeah
• 1:01:37
  yeah they're on Facebook they're on Facebook yeah we have a Facebook yeah we
• 1:01:41
  do yes all right luk take us through some of the entries okay so one of them is um I'll
• 1:01:48
  go with I'll go with the Mao set first someone put an idea maybe I should get a
• 1:01:52
  MAO Set Tattoos on my actually quite
• 1:01:55
  like tree H but one that's sort of trumping at the moment I think would
• 1:02:00
  have to be winning is Sonic the Hedgehog
• 1:02:04
  skull [ __ ] Cur and sh please tell me you're getting that
• 1:02:11
  one please tell me you're getting that one it is very very tempting but I don't
• 1:02:18
  I still don't think even if that was the scenario of having I still just couldn't
• 1:02:21
  have her on my body I just like how or listens to her
• 1:02:25
  podcast and you know what I I miss you buddy I'm going through the list here
• 1:02:29
  and all of the entries involve skull [ __ ] in some way no no it's because
• 1:02:34
  you know why it's because the skull [ __ ] um answer was submitted and then
• 1:02:39
  everybody else went well I had an idea it's not as good
• 1:02:44
  though wins that is our audience yeah well you know what if you don't think
• 1:02:49
  skull fucking's funny maybe you shouldn't listen to this
• 1:02:54
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• 1:03:00
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• 1:03:06
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