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DOUBLE KOMONGARIZATION FT. MAPETTCO · PONDIS PODCAST

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  Speaker 1: Oh no! What's wrong with me? One, two, mic check.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Pundis Podcast again. This is season 26,
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  Speaker 1: episode 7. You may notice, whoever we have today, here
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  Speaker 1: in the last season was episode 7. Ha ha! Yo, guys.
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  Speaker 1: Either way. We are on. Spreaker. You guys, we have Spreaker.
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  Speaker 1: Spreaker is on fire again. Either way, ladies and gentlemen,
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  Speaker 1: I want to be straight on point. Because whoever we
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  Speaker 1: have on the other side of the line, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to put him down. You guys, my producer, you're ready?
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  Speaker 1: I'm ready on my side, producer, to do an intro.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, you people are not ready. If I
• 1:03
  Speaker 1: say you're not ready, you people are not ready. Do
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  Speaker 1: you know who we have on the other side of
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  Speaker 1: the call? It's a combination of two podcasts. I'm here
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  Speaker 1: to introduce in a minute, producer, to do an intro. Hello.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: If you're able to like admire yourself intimately and self-love.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 2: I would have advertised all the toys, even the beads.
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  Speaker 1: That's crazy. Electric engineering commanding an electric post in Texas.
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  Speaker 3: This is on this podcast where we give you nothing
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  Speaker 3: but the truth.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 4: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Another one. You guys, we are back. We are here. Hello,
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  Speaker 1: you guys. Season 26, episode 7. Guess what, ladies and gentlemen?
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  Speaker 1: Today on the podcast, here we are. Yo, this is
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  Speaker 1: actually another one of so many episodes to come. Ladies
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  Speaker 1: and gentlemen, in case you're wondering, Tuko Nanani on the line,
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  Speaker 1: you guy. Straight out of Qatar, you guy. The host,
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  Speaker 1: the pro-creator, the man himself of the Hot and Juicy podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Mopetko. Hello, Mopetko.
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  Speaker 1: Mambo V.P.
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  Speaker 2: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing great. How's Qatar?
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  Speaker 2: Qatar is great. Just a little bit. When you come
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  Speaker 2: to Kenya.
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  Speaker 1: Do you see the fields? Yes. Do you see any
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  Speaker 1: dead fields here? Yes, everything is dead.
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  Speaker 2: That's the culture shock, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: You're just getting to the point where you want to
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  Speaker 1: land at the airport.
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  Speaker 4: Qatar, I think, is one of the cleanest, if not
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  Speaker 4: the cleanest countries. People don't just litter anywhere. Even if
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  Speaker 4: you wear white socks, you can walk down the street
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  Speaker 4: and you won't get dirty, you guys.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, you know, I checked your status. You were a man.
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't going for a guest. I was showing my
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  Speaker 1: friend how to clean. Those are residential, not guys. When
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  Speaker 1: you enter, it's something else. Ebu, sasa kuja hi, utawala yetu,
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  Speaker 1: utashanga yako yot. Lakini Qatar is amazing, manze. Actually, unadiyo
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  Speaker 1: na intend before March, nikuweni mitua Qatar.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, yeah, man. It's easy, actually.
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  Speaker 1: Nikuja tu kutembe alafu ni rudi.
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  Speaker 2: Eh, tupige ata fordu rudi.
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  Speaker 1: Hey man, I want to be on your bench and
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  Speaker 1: have a conversation. But you know I'm a charlatan. So
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  Speaker 1: that conversation has to be a charlatan.
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  Speaker 2: No way.
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  Speaker 1: No way. The conversation will be great. You know we
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  Speaker 1: have to win that league. You know I've noticed most
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  Speaker 1: people who listen to me are charlatans. Most people who
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  Speaker 1: come to my TikTok live are charlatans. You see, the
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  Speaker 1: day I decide to go live on TikTok, I'll just
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  Speaker 1: post this story. It builds up the economy. People will join.
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  Speaker 1: But if I go live on TV, I'll be a rat.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll flock deadly. How have you been, Lakini?
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  Speaker 2: I'm fine.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just here working a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, Conscience is performing today.
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  Speaker 5: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I have prepared. There are some cuts.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see if I can even do a quick fire
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  Speaker 4: a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: Manzi, did you start at the entrance where the VIPs enter?
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  Speaker 2: No, Joe.
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  Speaker 4: I did a quick fire after five minutes. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: It will come out of nowhere. It's very bad.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, these hot and juicy, you're killing me.
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  Speaker 1: You're killing me. I'm telling you, like a man, I'm
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  Speaker 1: a man. I got a notification in the morning.
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  Speaker 5: A man, I'm a man.
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  Speaker 2: A man, I'm a man. We're trying to be consistent, man.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 2: At least, we've been talking for a week. Although, we
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  Speaker 2: are still not there.
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  Speaker 4: I want it to reach a point where we can
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  Speaker 4: upload on a daily yoga.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Daily needs to change some level. You know,
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  Speaker 1: I've noticed content is so draining. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Consistency
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  Speaker 1: is the key. If you get people who don't record
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  Speaker 1: and they do it daily, that is amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know, this monster is attacking the internet, social media.
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  Speaker 4: The moment you stop The moment you stop feeding yourself,
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  Speaker 4: you start asking questions.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I told you we're done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw you on Audio Max.
• 6:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we got into Spreaker.
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  Speaker 2: What's wrong with Spreaker?
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  Speaker 1: You can monetize from day one. Spreaker is wrong because
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  Speaker 1: you monetize from day one. As long as you've watched
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  Speaker 1: the first episode, You're fine, you monetize. That platform is
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  Speaker 1: very easy. I thought, why not? Let's get in there.
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  Speaker 1: Let's rush these numbers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: So far, it's not bad. At least people are coming.
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  Speaker 1: You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit. You're fit.
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  Speaker 1: You're fit.
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  Speaker 2: You're fit. You're fit.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to explore. First of all, I want to
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  Speaker 1: check how the speaker is. So far, it's going very well.
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  Speaker 1: I wish I knew how to use it.
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  Speaker 4: I would have heard about it. It supports only audio format.
• 8:02
  Speaker 1: Audio format only. It's a platform for iHeart Radio. So,
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: Apple Upload Podcasts provides unlimited storage. Nice, nice. So it
• 8:43
  Speaker 1: gives you those things. They give me goosebumps. So that's
• 8:48
  Speaker 1: what I thought. Why not? Let's create one platform to
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  Speaker 1: scream deadly.
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  Speaker 2: As you say, man.
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  Speaker 1: But still, we're on Spotify because Spreaker distributes to a
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  Speaker 1: couple of other platforms.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 1: Either way, talk to me, talk to me. Katar, you're
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  Speaker 1: saving water, you guy.
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  Speaker 2: I think we'll start winter next season.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Katari, you have winter.
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  Speaker 2: I have winter, but winter is not snow.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, the cold.
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  Speaker 4: The cold is extreme, but it's not snow, you guy.
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  Speaker 1: Colder than that. Manze, kumbe Qatar, Qatar literally ni maju.
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  Speaker 2: Kuna season 2 mbili solo.
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  Speaker 4: Winter na summer.
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  Speaker 2: Akuna in between.
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  Speaker 4: Akuna yo edha ya Kenya, ati sola kiasi, kuna nyesha kiasi.
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  Speaker 2: Apa mki toka summer. summer. There's no in-between. There's no
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  Speaker 2: weather in Kenya. There's no solar. There's no sun.
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  Speaker 4: When you leave summer, real quick, you enter winter.
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  Speaker 2: It's cold. Summer is crazy.
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  Speaker 4: Summer is as cold as Chwani. 50 degrees Celsius. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know if you've seen TikTok. They were frying rice
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  Speaker 4: and stuff. and solar out there you put a frying
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  Speaker 4: pan on what?
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  Speaker 2: You put a frying pan on the pavement.
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  Speaker 4: You pass the water that's the solar that's the solar
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  Speaker 4: that's the solar when you go out you can hold bro.
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  Speaker 2: Those things and they work they do their work they
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  Speaker 2: start to.
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  Speaker 1: Work normally normally How can Qatar be that extremely.
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  Speaker 2: Deadly? The weather is bad.
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  Speaker 1: So, let me ask, when you get there, do you
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  Speaker 1: people have to go home when it's 50 degrees? Do
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  Speaker 1: you people still work?
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  Speaker 4: Locals, they have vacations because locals are in the park.
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  Speaker 2: When it's summer, they.
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  Speaker 4: They build their own houses, they go on vacations, they
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  Speaker 4: stay in Malindi, they go to Europe. So, if you
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  Speaker 4: want to live, you have.
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  Speaker 1: To go back. But what if you are.
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  Speaker 2: Dead? We are grinding.
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  Speaker 1: So, how do you survive with that 50 degrees? That's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get those houses that have AC.
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  Speaker 4: There are no air conditioners or anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: All the cars. Because here you can't live without an AC.
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  Speaker 1: Normal, normal, normal.
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  Speaker 2: It's crazy. Even with that AC, I sweat in the house.
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  Speaker 1: I can imagine how extreme it can be. You see, personally,
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  Speaker 1: when I go to Kilifi, Kilifi is the best. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know why. Mombasa, at least, I haven't adapted to Kiasi.
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  Speaker 1: But Kilifi, Joto is the best.
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  Speaker 2: Deadly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. So, right now, what are you doing, Mopetko Sai,
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  Speaker 1: as we speak?
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  Speaker 2: As we speak? I'm chilling, just waiting.
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  Speaker 1: For the music to end. Hey, I'm telling.
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  Speaker 2: You, our episode is over.
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  Speaker 1: We're done? Hey, people have been listening. Start the audio.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, that plan we made?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, the one I have with you. It's getting bigger
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  Speaker 1: and bigger. People love the conversation. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Nice.
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  Speaker 2: I saw you started a segment on politics. What is it?
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  Speaker 1: First, I introduced... I didn't say I would introduce two.
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  Speaker 1: I introduced E-Tech. E-Tech is basically everything entertainment. Things that
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  Speaker 1: are trending, we talk about it. Anything entertainment.
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  Speaker 2: Then.
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  Speaker 1: Politics 101, upon you, siyasa unfiltered. Kila kito about politics.
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  Speaker 1: Who said what, where?
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  Speaker 2: Siyasa.
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  Speaker 1: Alafu wasewa na lalamiko, wanasema intro yangu ni bias. Wanasema
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  Speaker 1: intro yangu tu ina amplify message moja one time.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, wasi jesike intro shuguli ya political.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to use that. Normally, people complain that
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  Speaker 1: I've been talking for a long time. But it's not
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  Speaker 1: like that. I'm talking for a long time. This is
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  Speaker 1: not a podcast. This is not a mainstream media. We're
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  Speaker 1: not talking for a long time.
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  Speaker 2: You've approached me.
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  Speaker 1: I have an idea.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me. I'm talking for a long time. I'm talking
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  Speaker 1: for a long time. Mwaf Abel Mutuo Mwakideo they are paying.
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  Speaker 4: For it why do you feel like they are being
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  Speaker 4: paid when they are in favor of government.
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  Speaker 1: We feel like someone is behind it because initially all
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  Speaker 1: of them were anti-government.
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  Speaker 2: Anti-government.
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  Speaker 3: Anti-government.
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  Speaker 1: Anti-government. Anti-government. Anti-government. We don't have anything personal against William Bruton.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like he has a lot of work compared
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  Speaker 1: to the former president. Those abductions. In matters of development.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like he's not doing bad.
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  Speaker 1: He's doing too much. I was doing two episodes, Why
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  Speaker 1: One Time and Kenya's Outgoing President featuring William Ruto. On
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  Speaker 1: those particular episodes, I said Shida C. Ruto Kutojenga. Because
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  Speaker 1: we see there's affordable housing, there's the Talanta Stadium, there's
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  Speaker 1: a couple of, maybe, like Rironi, Mousamit. That's not the problem.
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  Speaker 1: The problem is the money. It's in the process. You
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  Speaker 1: took Auditor General and said Talanta Stadium alone, how much
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  Speaker 1: did it lose? 10.8 billion.
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  Speaker 4: Manzendo, you know the most expensive, brother, you know the
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  Speaker 4: most expensive stadium in the world, I'm telling you.
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  Speaker 1: But they have lost 10.8 billion. That is the money.
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  Speaker 2: They have lost. At those levels. We have seen it.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: We have seen it.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: It is a lot of money. People are wasting money. Instead,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: that money goes to projects. That is how it is.
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  Speaker 1: It is not helping. But he constructs, we are checking
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: one or two things that are going on, but the
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  Speaker 1: economy yet is not that stable. That is our problem
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  Speaker 1: with the current regime. You know, the economy is stable.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter who is supporting.
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  Speaker 2: It.
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  Speaker 1: We will be fit. Yeah, man.
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  Speaker 2: I saw a boy here who has finished work. What
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  Speaker 2: do you think?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Okay, personally, Musiria.
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  Speaker 2: Things have become more serious.
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  Speaker 1: Personally, I've never liked Musiria. I don't know, he has
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  Speaker 1: a lot of problems. But I feel Sakaja, Musiria, he
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  Speaker 1: started declaring interest in running for governor, even before he announced.
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  Speaker 1: That's when his relationship with Sakaja started to grow.
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  Speaker 2: That's when he started to grow.
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  Speaker 1: But okay, this is complex. Let's see how it turns out.
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  Speaker 1: Does he.
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  Speaker 4: Have what it takes to be governor for Nairobi? Or
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  Speaker 4: does he start with a post? I feel he would
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: try to be an MP.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, MP somewhere, a constituency in Nairobi.
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  Speaker 4: The MP of that constituency is like this. Maybe he
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  Speaker 4: will get those sympathy votes. And also, he will get
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  Speaker 4: a job. So, he has a reputation in the city.
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  Speaker 4: But I think the gubernatorial seat is too big for him.
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  Speaker 4: He will get a job in Kinababu, Jalango.
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  Speaker 2: Jalango is a senator.
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  Speaker 4: So Jalango is likely to face Yana with a win.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if we're going to leave him as
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  Speaker 1: a comedian. The Senate wants us to be serious. We're
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: going to leave him as a comedian.
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  Speaker 2: I think the Nairobi elections will be deadly next year.
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  Speaker 2: But Musiria is a performer.
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  Speaker 1: I like the guy because he would deliver. Apart from
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  Speaker 1: Kierere and Uji. Okay. Apart from Kierere and many others,
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  Speaker 1: he would deliver.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And I feel like he would go to the governor because.
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  Speaker 4: I have a feeling that he would go to the
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  Speaker 4: governor because.
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  Speaker 1: You know, personally, sorry for cutting your thoughts. Personally, I
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  Speaker 1: think Musiria, me personally, if Musiria runs against Babu, I
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  Speaker 1: will vote for Musiria. Me as a person. Me as
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: a person. Me as a vote for Musiria. Okay, me
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  Speaker 1: as a person too. Okay, it needs to happen deadly.
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  Speaker 1: Politics is complex. Something can happen in between. Votes will sway.
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  Speaker 2: Deadly. The bad thing is, the Kenyans have wounds. Sorry
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  Speaker 2: to say. They have wounds.
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  Speaker 4: When we talk about it, Maraga.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: Is the most unserious candidate I've ever seen. Who?
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  Speaker 2: Maraga?
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  Speaker 1: Yes. Do you know what he used to do? He
• 20:48
  Speaker 1: used to do these meet the people tour. His wife
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: was alone in the car. He used to wave at
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  Speaker 1: the crowd. He even waved at him.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like He doesn't have that aura.
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  Speaker 1: He doesn't have that charisma.
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  Speaker 4: He doesn't have that ability to be a leader. You
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: used to see a father who would go somewhere and
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: the environment would change you guys.
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  Speaker 1: You can see Sifuna starting to get that energy. That's
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: what farmers do. But Maraga, Maraga has already grown. I
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  Speaker 1: don't think he's running.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: It's like he's backing someone up.
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  Speaker 1: What do you think? Okay, Mimi.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Sifuna naeza tuma ruto.
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  Speaker 1: Asubui na mopema. Unajua kitu mi upenda na Sifuna. Politics
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  Speaker 1: is about a guy who has balls. Sifuna kona iyo balls.
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  Speaker 1: Unanga kama kina Kalonzo, vile tuko na sema last time.
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: Kalonzo kisikia tu, tiaga sikidogo. Asha arudi dani agari, ame
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  Speaker 1: ingia mitini. But, uli take you wherever Sifuna na kinababu
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  Speaker 1: displayed in Homer Bay, pali Kitengela. Ikikuja ni kuzima yo
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  Speaker 1: kitu kanya ungejana. Yeah, but Ruto is a tactical guy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking at three things. Ruto is going for the
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  Speaker 4: second term. Advantage Ruto right now is the power of incumbency.
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  Speaker 1: He has power.
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  Speaker 2: Again, he has resources.
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  Speaker 1: But looking at the other side.
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  Speaker 1: Kenyans are tired of him.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, true, true.
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  Speaker 1: So, that pic of him, you see, in history, no
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: president has faced rejection in a design like Ruto. Even
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: if you look at the time of Mui, Mui was
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: just a little bit of food. But Ruto has faced
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: rejection from every... If you look at the churches they
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: have built, I mean, when Ruto is realized, people must
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: be afraid. It's not like LD, where people carried buses
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: and said, let's wait. In terms of politics Like Qatar.
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  Speaker 4: In Qatar, we have like, during the last census, we
• 24:22
  Speaker 4: had like 75,000 Kenyans. So, supposedly, I think, if I'm
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: not wrong, 100K plus. But during the elections, less than
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: 500 people voted.
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  Speaker 2: So, that's another option.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I feel maybe election in the come time, you're busy,
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: you're at work, so I'm busy talking too.
• 24:55
  Speaker 4: By the way, what are the names of the candidates?
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: What are they called?
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  Speaker 4: Sensitization?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, voter sensitization.
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  Speaker 1: With civil education. It's civic education.
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Yes, people should eat.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: If they are serious about that work.
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  Speaker 1: People should be taken.
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  Speaker 3: Away.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Amazing, amazing. So, away from politics. Now, this Hot and
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Juicy podcast, what episode is it? Because it's a mess.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: You said it's monetized. It's a mess. 10 weeks yeah.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 10 weeks, that's possible because we're in October, right?
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: So November is four weeks, December four weeks. Actually, it's possible.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: You can hit an episode, maybe one day you can
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: hit a lot more, like.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Two or three. Yeah, a lot of times it's like
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: four episodes a week. Yeah, yeah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: That is amazing. Excuse me, I'm not a woman because
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: I look like a man. That is amazing.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Thank you. But it's okay because again, you told me
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: the challenge.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: Is to get all the things off at the same time.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Failure is an excuse. Last time someone asked me if
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: I was single or on a date. The next time
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I have you here. So, answer.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: The question.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: It depends who's asking. But I'm seeing someone. I'm not
• 27:41
  Speaker 4: going to lie.
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: He's in Qatar.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Are you a singer in Qatar or in Kenya?
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: The LDR, you guy. Long distance relationship.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: You know Kongo long distance doesn't work. Me, out of sight,
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: out of mind, I'm not doing your design. I just know,
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: I'm not seeing you. That relationship is complete. How do
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: you manage long distance, baby?
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Every weekend, I was told that the steamers were.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: Broken. Plus, the steam was 2%.
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: Manze, I thought he was in a coma or something.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I wanted.
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: To think about.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: Manze, manze. So, like right now, you're not in a coma,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you're in a celibacy over in Qatar?
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't say I'm not getting laid,
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: you guys. Don't get.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Me wrong.
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: Or are you beating all of them?
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. I'm not beating them. If you beat them,
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: you'll beat them. I'm not beating them. I was telling you,
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: I'm draining.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: Are you draining, you guys? It has advantages, you guys.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I'm draining Ajap.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: What do you mean by people of semen retention?
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: Hmm?
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Hmm.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: When people stop beating me up, I feel like I'm
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: in an energized world, you guys. The energy is full hand.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: You're being creative, productive, all that.
• 29:32
  Speaker 1: Wait, you're not saying we're creative?
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: When people start beating you up, you hear westerns and
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: things like that.
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm All that.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: All that. All that.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Are you going to drain?
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: Why do I need to drain? Okay, I feel fit. Plus,
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: it's a good thing. Okay, after I've been on a
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: pod with those two doctors and the importance of beating them,
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: I feel like I'm beating them deadly.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Another reason to beat them.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: We are reducing the risk of getting prostate cancer, you guys.
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: Beat them again.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: Me, me kuchapa is a thing of the past, you guy.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: So, you're komongaing, you're not chapaing?
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Zii, sahiya I'm on a cement retention, you guy.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Unona, mimi sipo komonga a week. Weeki kisha kasja komonga,
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: nakuanga mgonjwa deadly. So, lazima tu within the week, Nicole, e,
• 30:42
  Speaker 1: ni aju ko wapi, ka mta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: ilalendani deadly.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Ajab.
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: Ajab, kompigo tena sana. So, imagine that I'm like Maliumku,
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: and little by little, people are coming to get me.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: You'll be beating them.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: Ay, in the morning, at 7 o'clock.
• 31:02
  Speaker 1: Little by little, before I go to sleep. Three times
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: as many as five.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, kompigo.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: I figure deadly. But okay, me for me, I consider
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: it a healthy option for so many other things. Because
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: I have done 50 pros of masturbation and it has
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: more pros, it has more advantages than any other practice
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: I have practiced.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So, you have my new hair. Uh-huh. It's coming
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: out of your hair. Uh-huh. He found his brother-in-law. I
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: don't know if he was okay with that.
• 31:46
  Speaker 4: He was in the car and he was beating that guy.
• 31:52
  Speaker 5: Hey, the people outside are being beaten. It's very important.
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: You said his brother-in-law was a thief.
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: He was a thief. He was a thief. I guess
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: you're right. I guess you're right. I guess you're right.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: I guess you're right. I guess you're right. I guess
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: you're right.
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: You don't know where you are going to end up.
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: You can't go to the bathroom and just sit there.
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: You don't know where you are going to end up.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: So all the time you are just finding space on
• 32:45
  Speaker 1: your own. You are killing that thing. Deadly.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: The medicine to quit smoking is to hold on to
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: a cigarette.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Or hold on to a cigarette until you are done.
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: Nope.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Okay, before you finish, it's better. Imagine you've just caught
• 33:04
  Speaker 1: the time and you're already dead.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: How will you feel? How will you feel?
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: You're thinking of killing yourself first. It's a trick.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: I can't kill myself.
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: But you're taking it as people started having an open
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: conversation about drinking. I feel, okay, so you see Mwafu
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: said he was shot dead and he was shot dead.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: So... What? Mwafu said he was healthy. Yeah, and he said.
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: He was shot and he still had a wife and
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: he was still shot. And you see how he talks confidently.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: And after we started that conversation, also on my TikTok,
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: you see a lot of people who are shot dead.
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: They are being shot dead.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: Squizzy is a common practice. Even if you get caught,
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: you don't finish it. You finish it as if life
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: is going on normally. Or you tell him, hold on,
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: let me finish it. Then there's something.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Bad, you get hit, and the guy disrupts you. Maybe
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: you were watching.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Ngoti.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Deadly.
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Deadly.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's amazing. It's amazing. Mm-hmm.
• 35:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, deadly, deadly. Either way, Mopetko, it's been amazing. Today,
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: I have people in the studio. I have four people.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: We have a boy named Justin. We have a boy
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: named Liam. And two more. There's one called Blessing. And
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: the other one is called.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: Waithira.
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: You're the one who's recording. So, they're here. They've come
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: today to They have greeted you on the phone again.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Have you greeted them? Put them on the line.
• 35:52
  Speaker 2: No, I won't put.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: Them on the line. But they have greeted you. I
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: hope you have greeted them on the phone.
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: I have greeted them.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Amazing, amazing. I have enjoyed having a conversation with you again.
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: It was very true.
• 36:09
  Speaker 1: My producer is telling me we are stretching a lot
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: so we don't.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: Get tired.
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: 36 minutes on the recording. So producer, I'm telling you
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: to ask me one question before we finish. I'm telling
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: you to ask me when was your last time to
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: commonga that thing?
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: Hahaha I know mama can watch.
• 36:39
  Speaker 2: I know mama can watch. That's all there is to it.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: That's all there is to it, Manze. Thank you so much, Manze.
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: We'll see you next time on Hot and Juicy Podcast.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: It's always amazing having you here, Manze.
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: See you.
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Kabisa, kabisa. Ambia watuwa ngu patu nshots. Na kupata kwa
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: mpigo tena sana.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: Ambia watuwa kwa subscribe kabisa Hot and Juicy Podcast.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Pande YouTube.
• 37:14
  Speaker 4: All platforms Hot and Juicy Podcast. Kita kuwa tunawangushia life
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: in diaspora.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: And all that.
• 37:25
  Speaker 1: Kabisa, kabisa. Na uja video pumbugi yako ya Hot and
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: Juicy Podcast.
• 37:32
  Speaker 4: Big up to Kate, Alfred, Sabua, our co-hosts, our super director,
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: director Lucas Mayo. And all behind the scenes, those who
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: are working hard to bring us Vipindi.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: All our fans, big up. Yeah, man.
• 37:50
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Yeah, I think this day, even
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: if we record, even if we get Insight, I'm here
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: on the phone again.
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: Very nice. I'll see you soon.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: You know, it's so painful that you took Wazir, Katibu Mku.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: Use.
• 38:12
  Speaker 4: Use.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: See you, Mopetko.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: It's so deadly.
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: Wazi, round two.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, that is Mopetko of the Hot and
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: Juicy Podcaster coming to you live direct and exclusively from Qatar.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: What's up? You guys, we're finishing this design playing on
• 38:34
  Speaker 1: my background. One of my favorite songs is called Etame
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: La Culpa by Louis Fonsi and Demi Lovato. You guys,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: see you on the next episode of The Point. You
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: know how we do these things. kamakawa kamadawa we are
• 39:21
  Speaker 1: here we are on hello hello hello see you on
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: the next episode we'll be right back before you spell
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: burugushu karagasha God bless. Hello, producer, kill this thing. Hello.
• 39:42
  Speaker 1: We have real authentic Kenyan stories.
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
• 39:49
  Speaker 4: If you're able to like admire yourself intimately, that's self-love.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Oh my God. I would have advertised all the toys,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: even the beads. That's crazy. Electrical engineering and electric post
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: in Texas. On this podcast, where we give you nothing
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: but the truth.