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The Lonely Bi | Son of a Boy Dad #196 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 4: Shall we?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 10: Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: You guys are pissing me off.
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  Speaker 1: They're pissing me off. Hot start all right.
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  Speaker 4: Welcome back to the Son of a Void Ad podcast today.
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  Speaker 4: It's May one, twenty twenty four. You're here from h
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  Speaker 4: Q three. Welcome back.
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  Speaker 2: This is gonna be a spicy episode. I can already
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  Speaker 2: feel it.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, Hm, what's gonna be spicy about it?
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  Speaker 2: I just think there's gonna be a lot of nobody's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be pulling any punches. We're all gonna bear our
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  Speaker 2: teens or fangs. Ron's not feeling well. I'm feeling dialed. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I am dialed, and I'm ready to fucking go to.
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  Speaker 1: War with and it'll probably be with you, se.
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  Speaker 2: It's almost only going to be with SaaS. I never
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  Speaker 2: fight with you.
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  Speaker 1: We could have if people want to see you.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I don't want I don't want that smoke.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want that smoke. No, no, no, no way.
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  Speaker 2: Have me at my weakest right now. So you really
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  Speaker 2: could pounce, damn kick me while I'm down. Dude, that
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  Speaker 2: that dis track against Kevin. You put that together, man,
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  Speaker 2: So a little behind the Wizard of Oz curtain here.
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  Speaker 2: We ended our episode recording on Monday, and Roan was
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  Speaker 2: sitting in this chair and he was sort of looking
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  Speaker 2: through his phone, sort of typing some stuff. And he's
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  Speaker 2: the most conversational person alive. But I was talking to
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  Speaker 2: him and he was just a little kind of focused,
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  Speaker 2: you could tell. And I got up and I was like,
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  Speaker 2: all right, but I'll see you later, and he goes,
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  Speaker 2: you got it, and you can close that door if
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  Speaker 2: you want, which is you know, polite weight, basically say
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  Speaker 2: close the door. And I just could tell that he
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  Speaker 2: was going to sit in here until the job was done.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And I felt like I wanted to close it the
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  Speaker 2: way that a father closes the bedroom door on a
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  Speaker 2: sleeping child, where I said, I don't want to disturb
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  Speaker 2: the focus and serenity of this room. This is an
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  Speaker 2: incubator right now of great thoughts.
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  Speaker 1: Let the boys sleep, Yeah, let the boy cook. But
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  Speaker 1: I think we should spend some more time on my
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  Speaker 1: childish lash out at Ben Stiller.
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  Speaker 2: Well that was funny. Huh, that was funny.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I just were you were you? Was there vehemence there?
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  Speaker 1: No, I wasn't even I wasn't even really on my
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  Speaker 1: phone or I like tweeted it, and then I didn't
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  Speaker 1: really see that there was negative backlash until several hours later.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, how do you really feel about Ben Stiller?
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  Speaker 2: Was there truth in what you said?
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  Speaker 1: I don't like the feeling that I get from a
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  Speaker 1: pocket of movies that he makes. Specifically, there's something about
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  Speaker 1: Mary all the Meet the Parents, Meet, the Falker's movies,
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  Speaker 1: and along came Polly where everything goes wrong for the
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  Speaker 1: main character. I don't like that feeling, and that's my
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  Speaker 1: That's how I genuinely, but obviously he makes great movies.
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  Speaker 1: But I also was hurt and I wanted him to
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  Speaker 1: feel bad. I was trying to hurt him because I
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  Speaker 1: was hurt.
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  Speaker 2: Right, Do you do you think he's better as a
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  Speaker 2: villain Dodgeball? You could argue that in Lander anti hero Heavyweights,
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  Speaker 2: he's so great, that's the same character as it is
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  Speaker 2: it is, or no, Heavyweight's the same character as Dodgers. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't argue for his range necessarily.
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  Speaker 1: But Tropic Thunder is incredible yea, and Lander's incredible Falkers
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  Speaker 1: is hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: Meet the Parents or Meet the Fokkers of those movies.
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  Speaker 2: We the Parents was iconic. I thought the others were
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  Speaker 2: just sort of muddy grabs.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, I thought those are there. Those movies are fucking hysterical.
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  Speaker 1: I just categorically don't like the uh that something goes
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  Speaker 1: wrong with the main character. That could easily be explained,
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  Speaker 1: but for the sake of the movie, it's like everybody
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  Speaker 1: doesn't understand what happens and it's all going wrong for him.
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  Speaker 1: It's just this kind of calamitous film. But it's like,
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  Speaker 1: that's just my gripe with it. I was being I
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  Speaker 1: was like lashing out because my team lost.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I disagree completely. I love Ben Stiller and
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  Speaker 4: I like Walter Mitty one of my favorite movies.
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  Speaker 1: Now the Jewises aren't gonna let you into Hollywood just
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  Speaker 1: because he sucking.
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  Speaker 4: As The Heartbreak Kids. The Heartbreak Kid's one of the
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  Speaker 4: funniest movies I've ever seen. Movie's hysterical.
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  Speaker 1: Walter Mitty is good.
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  Speaker 2: It inspired me to travel to Iceland by myself, and
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  Speaker 2: I was the one that opened the door there for
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  Speaker 2: both of you. I was quite I went first.
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  Speaker 1: You were the original Ice, you were Leif Erickson. I
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  Speaker 1: was on the original journey either.
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  Speaker 4: Carleton Walter actually made me want to go to Iceland too,
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  Speaker 4: not you at all. But you will say that I
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  Speaker 4: can both agree on that. Well, I went in Iceland, though.
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  Speaker 2: I think so, or maybe some of Greenland too. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but I think given that I went so much before
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  Speaker 2: you did, that you'd have to argue, because I remember
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  Speaker 2: we talked about it before.
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  Speaker 1: You went Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: No, but you said what were your experiences like? And
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  Speaker 2: I said, man, just don't even ask, just trust me go,
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  Speaker 2: And then you went yea on that urging.
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  Speaker 4: No. No, I think I already had the trip book
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  Speaker 4: that had my flat.
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  Speaker 2: I think you were thinking about it and then you
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  Speaker 2: were like, oh, actually I went to Iceland once.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 4: No, I had already told you. I had told you
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  Speaker 4: tell me the stories.
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  Speaker 2: You were asking because we had a lot of time.
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  Speaker 2: We were in a car.
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  Speaker 4: I don't recall that at all.
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  Speaker 2: We were in a long car ride.
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  Speaker 4: I don't remember us ever being in a long car
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  Speaker 4: ride together.
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  Speaker 11: We've done that a few times because I remember the
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  Speaker 11: dogs sat on your lap and we almost have.
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  Speaker 4: Had one long car ride, and then Francis decided to
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  Speaker 4: have me drop him off at his sister's house or
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  Speaker 4: cousin's house. Where was it after West Virginia when I
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  Speaker 4: had an eight hour drive, that at least we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: be able to drive back together.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even tell you that.
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  Speaker 4: I was ten minutes into the drive, Frances like, just
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  Speaker 4: take a left over here, I'm gonna hop out at
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  Speaker 4: this coffee shop. And I was like, all right, And
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  Speaker 4: then I drove eight hours back by myself from West Virginia.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I think it wasn't ten minutes. It was
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  Speaker 2: forty five. And that forty five minutes was spent with
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  Speaker 2: me talking about Iceland and my experiences there.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think I already was back from Iceland.
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  Speaker 2: So then it was a previous trip. I still remember.
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  Speaker 2: I remember thinking I can plan. I have paved because
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  Speaker 2: when I rue way for him to wa my friend
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  Speaker 2: suggested Iceland. I didn't even want to go to Iceland.
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  Speaker 2: I wanted to go to Sweden, where I've also been. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and if you go there, make sure we talk first
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  Speaker 2: or not Sweden Switzerland.
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  Speaker 4: I want to be there, to Switzerland, and there, of
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  Speaker 4: course I have yes without still do want to go
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  Speaker 4: to Switzerland?
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  Speaker 2: You should go. I can tell you all about that.
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  Speaker 1: Tell them why not? Why wait? I feel like there's
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  Speaker 1: a good time to indoctrinate the boy.
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  Speaker 2: Switzerland is a beautiful country obviously, you know from the scenery,
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  Speaker 2: and then they've got some fun casinos. Oh, the Swiss
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  Speaker 2: franc is actually pretty strong right now.
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  Speaker 4: I think I never even considered the idea of there
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  Speaker 4: being casinos in other countries.
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  Speaker 2: That's usually where I go to casinos, yeah, is when
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  Speaker 2: I'm in another country. Really yeah, because that's the only
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  Speaker 2: thing that's usually where I have cash.
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  Speaker 1: And it's for me. It's because the money is not
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  Speaker 1: going to the Native Americans.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yes, that's a big one.
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  Speaker 1: That's the last place I want my I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to send my ship back up to the res dude.
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  Speaker 4: California is just littered with reservations.
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  Speaker 1: The dude. They're everywhere.
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  Speaker 4: Every map you look at, there's all those highlighted areas
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  Speaker 4: and it's reservation.
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  Speaker 1: In Milwaukee, though, I think the only casino is on
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  Speaker 1: the middle. It's like on a reservation right in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of the city. Yeah, yeah, I think the reservation
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  Speaker 1: is only the site of the casino. That's all that's there.
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  Speaker 4: And they have their own government and there, Yeah, they
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  Speaker 4: have their own laws. No, you can just kill someone.
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  Speaker 1: That's that right. If you're Native America, you can as long.
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  Speaker 2: As you use every part of the body.
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  Speaker 4: You can kill someone at a reservation.
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  Speaker 2: And there's no carvest the lungs and you know, link
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  Speaker 2: the kidneys together for some sort.
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  Speaker 1: Of jump up with the lung intestine.
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  Speaker 2: Small desiccate the heart to hang over your bed, keep
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  Speaker 2: evil spirits away. Uh? Are you a big Native American guy?
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  Speaker 1: Do you like them?
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  Speaker 4: I don't dislike them.
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  Speaker 1: That's not very American of you to not dislike the
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  Speaker 1: Native not dislike them.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't have anything against them. I wouldn't say
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  Speaker 4: I'm for them.
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  Speaker 1: So you're kind of anti your fathers, Yeah, who beat
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  Speaker 1: them into oblivion.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess you're not for You're not for the
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  Speaker 2: Native Americans.
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  Speaker 4: Well, no, I'm not against them, nor am I for Like,
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I'm really for any races aside
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  Speaker 4: for the whites. No, I'm kidding, but whites. Yeah, No,
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  Speaker 4: I'm not like. I don't have any opinions on them.
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  Speaker 2: Everybody has an opinion.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know if I've ever actually met a real
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  Speaker 4: Native American person.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they would be the types of people that would
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  Speaker 2: tell you they have one sixteenth Cherokee or something.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, like Elizabeth Warren, Yeah, but.
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  Speaker 2: She was one two hundred and fifty sixth or something
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  Speaker 2: like that.
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  Speaker 4: Pocahontas.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he played her ass with that one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, trump'sid. Trump called her Pocahontas.
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  Speaker 2: It's a funny thing.
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  Speaker 4: I know.
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  Speaker 1: It's a damn good Uh. Do you think that he
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  Speaker 1: had someone come up with that?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 1: I think he has a little writer's room. It's a
• 12:49
  Speaker 1: good question.
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  Speaker 4: No, I think it would have gotten out already if
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  Speaker 4: he did.
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  Speaker 1: But if he or like, do you think he even
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  Speaker 1: bullshits with people? Does he have an inner circle of
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  Speaker 1: people that he's like that they can throw around a
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  Speaker 1: joke and he's like, I when to use that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, pro I bet he does steal jokes a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I got some Trump stories of people I know who
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  Speaker 2: have met him, and they have funny stories.
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  Speaker 1: Please.
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  Speaker 2: So one time he was they these guys, these people
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  Speaker 2: I know, were playing golf and I think it was
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  Speaker 2: at one of his courses. It might have even been
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  Speaker 2: the one in Florida, and he played through. He always
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  Speaker 2: plays through, so they had to step off to the side. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and he had just dropped what they what he called
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  Speaker 2: the moab, the Mother of all bombs. Do you remember that?
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  Speaker 1: Where was that?
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  Speaker 2: Probably Syria? Maybe, oh when we might need a little
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  Speaker 2: fact check on that. Sorry, Uh, it was somewhere Mother
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  Speaker 2: of all bombs? And what's going on? SaaS? I think
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  Speaker 2: you're bad.
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  Speaker 4: I watched him take it and then he just dropped it.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know, neither of us know where it went.
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  Speaker 2: You know what it's like trying to podcast with someone
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  Speaker 2: who's squirming. And I was freaking out over.
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  Speaker 1: Jewel, wasn't it wasn't.
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  Speaker 4: I wasn't imagining it. I saw him reach and take it.
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  Speaker 2: But half the time you just do imagine it.
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  Speaker 4: No, I didn't imagine.
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  Speaker 1: Who took my jewel?
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  Speaker 2: And then you stand up and you realize it's in
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  Speaker 2: some weird pocket because you're not familiar with your own pants.
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  Speaker 1: He's a boy who yo is a boy who yoded old.
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  Speaker 2: Jewel moab in Afghanistan.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, it is called the Mother of all bombs, that's
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  Speaker 1: what he was calling. But it's not a nuclear weapon, correct,
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  Speaker 1: That's the father of all bombs?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that doesn't make sense when it's still be
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  Speaker 2: the He's saying, the nuclear bomb is the mother of
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  Speaker 2: is the father of all bombs, so this is this
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  Speaker 2: is like an aunt or uncle of all bombs, but
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  Speaker 2: mother of all bombs. Moab rolls nicely off the tongue.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And this guy that I know, young guy, he's kind
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  Speaker 2: of you know, couldn't he's he's impulsive, he said, ah.
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  Speaker 2: He as Trump was pulling away in his golf cart,
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  Speaker 2: he goes, great work with that bombing or like with
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  Speaker 2: the bomb, mister president, and Trump slammed on the break
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  Speaker 2: of his golf cart, got out and walked over to him,
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  Speaker 2: shook his hand and goes, that was fucking something else,
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  Speaker 2: wasn't it. That's fine, looked him dead in the eye.
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  Speaker 2: That was fucking something else, wasn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Wow? It went off and played wow.
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  Speaker 2: But he like loved, he loved being recognized for that
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  Speaker 2: and also talking about him.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, no, I was talking about your golf shot.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, that that that it would stole shanked
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  Speaker 2: a lot of Syrians, that it would that it would
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  Speaker 2: stop him in his golf cart, to have him get
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  Speaker 2: out and be that passionate I was.
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  Speaker 1: Like, I can't even believe he drives his own cart.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: I guess I think he does.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: I know he does because he drives on greens. Oh really,
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: that is something that is a little controversial. I don't
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: care if you're the most diehard Trump fan, if you
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: are a diehard Trump fan and a golf aficionado, if
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: someone who likes to play golf, that is a conflict
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: of affection.
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: There is that why he owns so many golf courses,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: just so he can do that without anyone giving him ship.
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: I think he does it on golf courses that he
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: doesn't own, and there's nobody who's gonna tell him not
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: to drive on the greens.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: Damn. But he definitely doesn't.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: The local course that I grew up playing on, they
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: would definitely tell him if he went to the public
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: the biggest assholes of all time, you're also from Masago,
• 16:43
  Speaker 4: chase him down, get the fuck off the greens. They
• 16:48
  Speaker 4: wouldn't give a ship if it was Trump.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: I don't they. I don't know about that. They would
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: they would shut the course down for him.
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm joking.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Wait to see the point and just take all the
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: wind out of our sails.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: On that.
• 17:03
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't know what. Yeah, obviously if Donald Trump
• 17:07
  Speaker 4: went to play at North Hill Country Club, they would
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: shut down the course.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: That doesn't necessarily mean that they would still not tell
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: him to look at that. Yeah, fell out of your pocket, through.
• 17:23
  Speaker 4: The couch, out of my pocket, went over the back.
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: I was in DC and I was at a place
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: and Michelle Obama was taking a tennis lesson.
• 17:39
  Speaker 1: Really. I heard she's an avid solid cores advocate.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Is that right?
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: I heard she was a man.
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Oh god, I almost think that that's like, Uh, I
• 17:57
  Speaker 1: enjoy making fun of the political elite as much as anybody,
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: but I almost feel like it's like bait to just
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: call her a man right now?
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, dude, I remember reading that. Have you
• 18:05
  Speaker 4: ever seen this the the Michelle Obama's a man the
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: penis pictures?
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: No, No, I don't look up. I saw this.
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: I saw this like ten years ago, and then it
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: like resurfaced recently.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: I'm it's like the same category as like Beyonce's pregnancy
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: is fake. Yeah, it's like e Newsy kind of doesn't excite.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: It doesn't excite me, It doesn't. No, it's not exciting.
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: Photos of crotch with the penis bulging through.
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need her. I'm gonna need to see her
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: penis dangling off the bed like that Jack dude from
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: COVID if I if I'm really gonna buy into this,
• 18:42
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna need like I want to know the size, girth,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: and length of her penis. Yeah, I want to know
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: the volume. I want to know if it's like that
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: Australian dude who did that. Uh you guys see that
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: Australian guy who got caught on a man on the
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: street and he's like, I'm in the top one percent
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: of only Fiends kreatis No and he and like all
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: the comments are like I had to find his dick
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: and it's just like next to a wine bottle. Oh,
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: he's the size of a wine bottle.
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's what it seems like when all like like,
• 19:11
  Speaker 4: if Michelle Obama does have a penis, the bulge that
• 19:14
  Speaker 4: they're showing would mean that her penis is like twelve
• 19:16
  Speaker 4: inches soft.
• 19:17
  Speaker 1: That's what I mean. That would excite me.
• 19:19
  Speaker 4: Like if I wore a dress or yoga pants, you
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: would not be able to see the bulge of my penis.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: You'd be a perfect trend.
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd be able to see the balls. You'd be
• 19:26
  Speaker 4: able to see my balls.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Ian Finance his balls. Yeah.
• 19:31
  Speaker 4: Ian Finance is really going at it with the trans
• 19:33
  Speaker 4: community right now.
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: I know what do you mean?
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: He posted like a clip from his special and it
• 19:38
  Speaker 4: has like a thousand likes and like two thousand quote retweets.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Well it's him, Is it him saying something negative about trans.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: People now saying that he likes to fuck them? Yes,
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: he does. Yeah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I asked him to rank the genders that he is
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: sexually attracted to.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Really, what he is saying?
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: Number one was women, Number two is trans, Number three
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: is men? Really and he told me that when he
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: hooks up with many, he's not happy with himself.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, that's hilarious.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: If it happens, it's really bad for him. He sends
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: him into a dark place, which I mean. I was like,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I guess I can relate to that. I feel like
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: if that happened to me, I would be like, oh
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: my god.
• 20:20
  Speaker 4: Has he ever considered the idea that maybe he's not
• 20:22
  Speaker 4: into dudes? Like if you're fucking one of the genders
• 20:30
  Speaker 4: and it makes you feel bad about yourself and disgusted afterwards,
• 20:34
  Speaker 4: it's probably just not for you.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I think that My guess is that Ian ends up
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: with men the way that, like, I don't know, when
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: we were single, we would end up with like a
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: someone that we were really not attracted to. Well, like
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: it does happen if you're just very lonely or drunk
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: or horny or whatever.
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: He's just lonely.
• 20:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I didn't, I didn't don't guess we
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: get him on the pod. It's fascinating. His sexual fascinating
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: to me.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you are just lonely, though, like men will
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: be the ones that you wind up with, just like
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: a horny just a horny guy. Yeah. After the I mean,
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: I don't know if this is uh like wrong.
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: I mean, like everyone I know that's like a dude
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: that's bisexual. It's just like, well, I fuck girls. But
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: if I'm like really drunk, all fuck dudes. It's not
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: like dudes who are like seeking out dudes.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: It's dude. Everyone else left the bar after.
• 21:29
  Speaker 4: The My dick is fucking something tonight.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Right, dude. After the NFL Draft show in Chicago, I
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: went to the hotel with Taylor and Will I rode
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: there in uber and they're like, dude, you got You're
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: gonna fucking love this hotel. It's so nice. And uh.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: I got to the hotel and they're like, okay, we're
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: going up to our rooms. I went to the desk
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: to check in. They're like, bad news, we don't have
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: a room for you. We've oversold the hotel. It's like,
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: what the fuck is this, dude, this is absolute bullshit.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't say that to them, but I was like
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: visibly pissed off. They're like, don't worry, we'll put you
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: in another hotel at no cost to you. Excuse me.
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: I was like, I should hope not, Like you're putting
• 22:10
  Speaker 1: me in a worse hotel and you're not gonna charge
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: me fucking thank you. And I said I should hope not,
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: and the lady just glared at me. She was so
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: fucking furious. They took me from this is like probably
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: some kind of Marriott, like but the krem de la
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: creme of Marriotts, and they put me in some random
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: ass shitty Marriott. And afterwards I was like, fuck this, dude,
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: I'm not just going to bed. I need to go
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: out and have a drink. And I fucking like stumbled
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: down the block to some fucking shitty bar in the
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: middle of Chicago, the type of bar where there's like
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: six black dudes out front being like weed Moley Cooke.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: It was a nasty, nasty, like Irish bar, people fucked
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: up like drinking. See those like farts in there, smell
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: like farts. I think it was called Snickers or something
• 22:53
  Speaker 1: like that, which didn't make any sense to me really,
• 22:57
  Speaker 1: maybe because it was nutty and black, but I couldn't
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: really figure it out. But I sat down at the
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: bar and I was just like, give me two high noons.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: I just had the two high nuns and I don't
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: even think I would looked up. I was like, yeah, company, man,
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: for sure. I was like Barney and like the Simpsons,
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: like just with my head down, like I wasn't even
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: looking up from the bar, and the dude across the
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: bar was like, are you all right, man, like trying
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: to talk to me. I was like I'm fine, and
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: he's just like, you want to talk.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: I was like, fuck this dude, Yeah.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: What a funny drink way angry drunk. Yeah, I'll just
• 23:33
  Speaker 4: get a watermelon high noon.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: I'll just have to passion fruit.
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: You guys, I'm dealing with a lot of pain. Bring
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: me a peach.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: Give me a strawberry tequila.
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, give me give me a watermelon high noon.
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: Neat the peach. It was depressing as hell.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: Bro, did you end up talking to this guy?
• 23:57
  Speaker 1: No, because I was like, Bro, first off, I don't
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: want to talk to a soul, and then in the
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: back of my head, I'm probably like, this dude is
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: a cruising bisexual who's just trying to fucking strike up
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: a conversation with my vulnerable ass at the fucking bar,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: and I'm not going out sad tonight sucking this dude up.
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: They're saying that high Noon is the drink of bisexuals
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: right now.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like the upside down pineapple in your hotel rooms.
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: It's like having an Adirondack chair yard. Yeah, it's it's
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: the calling card of the lonely bye.
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: I remember in college I used to I tried to
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: do the thing where you cuff the pants. Oh Francis,
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: you're doing it right now. Well, that was gonna seem
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: like I set this up. I did not actually set
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: this up, but then someone told me that that was
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: that was for to let people know that you're a bisexual,
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: and I stopped doing it.
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: Why would That's exactly why.
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: After that, I started ironing the cuffs of mine. I
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: started taping them down to my socks.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I feel like cuff cuffing your pants has actually
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: gone out of style. But these ones are so long
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: that I can't wear them without cuffing them, So I
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: guess I need to get them tailors. That's expensive, dude.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: I went to an Irish bar in Baltimore because it
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: was the only place that had food still at the
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: hour after the late show or the show.
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the only place you can get coke
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: late at night. Yes, food, Yeah, you.
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: Get dick at this hour.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: Two noons. By the way, two high nuons is definitely invitation,
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: the fact that you wouldn't have one, but just in
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: case someone around wants one. Two at the same time.
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: I think, I'm sure you don't want us to keep
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: the other one cold. You never know.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: It's hilarious.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Two at the same time.
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: I need to find a picture of it and a
• 25:57
  Speaker 4: shot of pink wood.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Keep and coming. Oh my god, No, I definitely took
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: a picture of it too, because it looks so fucking funny, bro.
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: But I was gonna say that this Irish bar the
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: late it was the late night menu, so it's not
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: even their full food menu. It's just like pub snacks
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: and stuff. And they had you know, they had a stew,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: an Irish stew, a Guinness stew on there. Guess how
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: much this Guinness stew cost?
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Twenty dollars?
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: What would you think a bowl of stew should cost
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: late night Irish pub in Baltimore would cost.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: It should cost eight point fifty, but I'm gonna guess
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: around twenty twenty eight dollars. That's crazy.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: That's what I said. Inflation is real. This is by it.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's also kind of a smart plan to
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: up the prices on late night food because they know
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: it's just going to be a bunch of drunk people
• 26:52
  Speaker 4: who will spend anything anyway.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I was pretty infuriated, but they actually said
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: it was really good and they brought it out and
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: it was the are just serving of stew. I mean,
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: it was a joke.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: What was it?
• 27:05
  Speaker 11: Giganic beef chunks, medallions of beef cut? Was it like
• 27:11
  Speaker 11: a dense cut dense cut car, huge potatoes, big dollop
• 27:20
  Speaker 11: of mashed and then and then then sort of boiled
• 27:22
  Speaker 11: ones underneath that, lots of gravy, all that great brown
• 27:25
  Speaker 11: ship peace.
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: It was pretty good. It was very hard.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: That was last night I was talking about when we
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: went out in Denver after one of the shows and
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: we went to that bar and we went to another bar,
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: vodka place. No, this was like the second night, Friday night,
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: and then and you ordered the gumbo like in the morning.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: That was a mistake.
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: It was great though, that place. How good it was. Yeah,
• 27:49
  Speaker 4: we were passing it around.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: I don't remember you eating it.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: I remember it very well.
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: It was delicious.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: I remember sharing it with everyone else, but I don't
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: think you had them. There was Peter Peters was there,
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: My friend Bow was there.
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: His Francis Rambow had a fist full of the gumbo.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Now me, me Bo and Francis had to go sit
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: down and get food. The intellectuals had to speak for
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: a minute because Moo and Peters were ship faced. O favorite.
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: So you did get a watermelon.
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: It's a watermelon and a pineapple.
• 28:18
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious. I love how the bar is completely empty.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: No, it's not, it's just the this was like, there's
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: two horseshoes, so this is the one horseshoe and the
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: other one is was completely packed with people. I got
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: them from the one bartenders and then walked over to
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: a place that was had a little bit more space
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: the bartenders. Yeah, and just had my fucking head down
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: until I almost got sexually assaulted. Yeah. Two fucking high
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Noons should be the fucking cover art, should be the
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: album art. It's for real, for real, But I'm I'm
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: excited to follow your guys Denver trajectory. I need to
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: know every spot you guys hit all.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: You're heading out there soon.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, later this month.
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: For the bachelor party. Yeah, that still hasn't happened. I know,
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: we talked about that like eight months ago.
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: I know, dude, you think I wouldn't have talked about it.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: When you get to this, to my advanced age, you
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: have to plan things so far in advance that you're
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: gonna have fun with.
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: Then we had Sam talon On. I thought you were
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: talking about it like it was that weekend.
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: Well, we were in the midst of planning it, I
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: see at that time.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: I see we had also just come home, so it
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: was top of mind for us.
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: It was top of mind for you.
• 29:21
  Speaker 4: Well, yeah, Denver's great. I'm trying to get out to
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: Denver soon. I'm gonna go. There're gonna be there July.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: We should go to fucking Switzerland. Hit the casinos.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Damn, that's the best run I've ever had in blackjack.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: Was that a casino in Switzerland?
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Were they crowding around you, the Swiss? Were
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: they having a Were they celebrating your win?
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: Uh? No, I mean maybe not really.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: No.
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: I was with three of my buddies from high school.
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: We were eighteen and we had just graduated high school.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: We went on a backpacking trip with a eurail pass
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: through Europe, and we were staying at hostels, and we
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: stayed at a hostel in Interlock in Switzerland, and we
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: decided to go to the casino, and I think I
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: won like one hundred and seventy five Swiss francs, which
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: was a huge amount of money to me at the time,
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: and my friends none of us had any money, and
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: so they then thought that I sort of was gonna
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: fund the rest of the trip, fund a lot.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: Of the next few days with one hundred and seventy
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: five euro or hundred.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Seventy five francs, which was weaker than the euro. I
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: think it was weaker than the dollar at the time,
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: may still beasically.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: You had a one hundred and fifty bucks and they're like,
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: let's fucking blow it out.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: They were like, you're paying for dinners for all of
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: us for the next But as a celebration, we went
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: to Hooters.
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: Oh I didn't even know they had Hooters.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: They had Hooters, y, yeah, they had Hooters. And we
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: went to Hooters and I think we got milkshakes or something.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe a basket of wings.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Something like.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: You had a pretty hot streak in West Virginia.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Yes, I did. I did.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: I did do well there too.
• 30:55
  Speaker 4: Lost all of my money. Yeah, I al saw the
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: money that we got paid the money I lost. I
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: only lost money on that trip.
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: That was a good will trip. That was the purpose
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: of it, and yeah, it didn't really garner much goodwill.
• 31:10
  Speaker 1: Now you guys think that the Hooters is a happy
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: place or a sad sad place.
• 31:14
  Speaker 4: Sad place now used to be a happy place.
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Is that because you've grown up or because Hooters has
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: grown old?
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: Because Hooters has grown old and now it's just like
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: old men there.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Now all the girls who would just work at Hooters have.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Only fans exactly.
• 31:28
  Speaker 10: Hmm.
• 31:28
  Speaker 4: The porn industry has destroyed Hooters. Yes, freelance porn.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Those women, I will say, the fact that they've been
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: given the means to their own production is bad for society.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: It was much better when they were.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: Under the thumb of sapt curly haired, five hundred pound
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: guy who yes them to have sex with him after
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: they had sex with the hot guy that was also
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: on amphetamines that they were underpaying.
• 31:56
  Speaker 11: Yeah, bingo, that's what you're gonna say, right those in
• 32:00
  Speaker 11: so many Yes.
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: Well that was back when porn was porn, back when
• 32:04
  Speaker 4: it meant something. Not anymore.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: What does it mean now?
• 32:09
  Speaker 4: Just take a picture of your buttthole and post it online.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Still photo of your butthole. Yeah. The porn bots are
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: getting so fucking smart.
• 32:17
  Speaker 4: It's like spacing out words. Have you seen this? They
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: space out words that you can't mute, the words.
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
• 32:24
  Speaker 4: The like if you were tweet and then you get
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: a bunch of porn bots, do they so they'll they'll
• 32:29
  Speaker 4: it'll be like link in bio. So in a lot
• 32:33
  Speaker 4: of people. They would like mute the words link in bios,
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: they wouldn't have to see all those ads. But now
• 32:38
  Speaker 4: they space them out, so it'll be like L space,
• 32:42
  Speaker 4: I space do what you can't.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: They're they're so sophisticated that if I tweet something like man,
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: I'm feeling really uh allergic, I'm feeling my allergies are
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: really like going off today, they'll be like, you know
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: what you need to help your running nose? Me coming
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: on your face? Yeah, yeah, it is a response that
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: has bearing on what I wrote.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: It'll be like Tyrese Maxie has a clutch shot and
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: they'll be like, I want to see this like clutch
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: pussy or something like that.
• 33:15
  Speaker 2: Speaking of Maxie, here's my pad. Yeah, and it's filled
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: with blood.
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like genius level.
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think. I think they just have random
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: dudes running the accounts for that.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: I think it's bots because they pop up immediately.
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: I think it's just you know, I literally think it's
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: some dudes getting paid like a grand an hour to
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: just be on Twitter the entire time replying to tweets.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Or Indian dudes who are getting paid one Swiss franknow
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: exactly we're just fucking grinding away at it was it?
• 33:44
  Speaker 4: Who was it that was telling me the other day
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: that was it one of you guys? I was telling
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: me that that those Amazon in like you know, those
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: Amazon to go stores that existed for like a year
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: where you'd walk in and then you just leave and
• 33:57
  Speaker 4: it would charge you. They said that they shut down
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: all those places. Someone was telling me is that they
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: shut down all those places because it was not and
• 34:06
  Speaker 4: they made it seem like it was this like super
• 34:08
  Speaker 4: advanced like AI software that was like keeping track of
• 34:11
  Speaker 4: everything that you would take. And then they're like, no,
• 34:13
  Speaker 4: there was just cameras everywhere and there was like one
• 34:15
  Speaker 4: hundred Indian dudes like counting what you were picking up.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Oh, I don't believe that. There's no way. That's too
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: imperfect of a science. Someone told me that. Who told
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: you that? I don't you need to reveal that source.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: I genuinely know that person is a works for a
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: rival of Amazon.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: They might or they work for Pakistan, Like the Indian
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: guys are doing all this.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Do you know that there's conflict between Pakistan and India?
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: I do, Yes, there's a region that they both like, yeah,
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: and they want and they fight over it.
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Gaza no.
• 34:46
  Speaker 5: No, no, no, the Kaza strip.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: I think it's actually called pun Gazahu Gaza.
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: We don't talk enough about Pakistan on this show, No,
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: not nearly enough. We're always talking about Afghanistan and Iran Iran, India, India,
• 35:11
  Speaker 1: but we never talked about Pakistan.
• 35:13
  Speaker 4: Now, Pakistan does not get nearly as much love as
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: it should.
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we kind of things went a little south there
• 35:20
  Speaker 2: when we found out they'd been hiding ben Laden all
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: those years.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: I always regret that he was in Pakistan.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but also I heard that it's like kind of
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: a nice and safe place to visit. There's a lot
• 35:33
  Speaker 1: of security measures everywhere like that, you can't go into
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: a hotel without going through a metal detector, but it
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: feels safe while you're there in Pakistan.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: When you guys go to a bar or a kind
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: of lounge or club eating drinking establishment in another city
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: and they pat you down, does that make you more
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: excited about the bar or less.
• 35:54
  Speaker 4: I don't know if I've ever been padded down, but
• 35:55
  Speaker 4: I've definitely had like the handheld scanner the wand Yeah.
• 36:00
  Speaker 1: I went to a place in Tuloom, a bar and
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: they did a fucking assiduous pat down of your entire body.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Then they went through your wallet and thumbed through to
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: see if there is like any type of paraphernalia or
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: anything in there. And then when you go into the
• 36:17
  Speaker 1: bathroom at that place, there's a million dudes being like coke.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Mollyweed, oh inside.
• 36:23
  Speaker 1: So it's basically like the front bouncers and probably cartel
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: stuff in cahoots with the guys in the bathroom being like,
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: you're not going to bring anything in here, You're gonna
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: buy your cocaine from inside the battle.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: It's a souped up version of what they do at
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: AMC theaters.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Yes, it's the same thing. It's probably the same Pakistani guys.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Higher margins on cocaine than popcorn, it does out are there?
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: The margins pretty expensive?
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Popcorn is so expensive and it's so cheap to make
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: you know.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: What else is expensive? Cocaine? Are you guys really trying
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: to make the argument right now that popcorn.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: You're saying margins though you're talking about the cost that
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: it takes to make it versus the cost it takes
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: to sell it. The up charge.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: Popcorn is got a pretty much free popcorn isn't made
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: in the jungle under the fucking dirty fingers of a
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: of a completely like feudal surfs.
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: But if you get caught, if you get caught with
• 37:27
  Speaker 1: some popcorn, there's not like swaths of dudes going to
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: jail and losing kilos of popcorn as like this.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because as far as I know, nobody's ever laced
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: popcorn with fentanyl and knocked out and tired classes of
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: you know, high school kids.
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: That's why you got to start going to Alamo instead
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: of the AMC.
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: There you go, Yeah, there you go.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: That's where they have the fucking fentanyl popcorn.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: I heard a lot of these alamos are going out
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: of business, are there, Like maybe it's bankrupt or something.
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: Be kind of sad amc stock isn't in the shitter. Yeah,
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: they're saying that.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Tim Butterley was saying that movie theaters are going to
• 38:03
  Speaker 4: be out of business in a year.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tim Butterley was just saying that too.
• 38:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: I like Tim Butterley. He's a big popcorn guy.
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: Oh, big cocaine guy. I thing too. I'm kidding.
• 38:15
  Speaker 1: I have no idea, but but probably did.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: You get the butterly joke? Yes, you did not. I
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: know you didn't know I was.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Gonna I just said I didn't. Oh good, I didn't
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: until you just said.
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: But it's good to hear you be honest for once.
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a good joke.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't got it.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: Yea always dying laughing in the quarter.
• 38:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it looks like it looks like it was really howling.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: Look, let's just say right now, if there's a scoreboard
• 38:41
  Speaker 2: on funny moments, you and I are neck and knock
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: because you've had You've had some good ones. Always do
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: when you said Michelle Obama had a penis, that was
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: a good funny one.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: That was a good one. Not really a turn of phrase,
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: but more more brutalist comedy.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, disgusting and highly.
• 39:01
  Speaker 4: Conspirat humor these days.
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: Whereas I did a butter pun on popcorn, which is
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: you know.
• 39:08
  Speaker 1: Both of your wheelhouses. It's the type of.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Thing that people are going to be able to say,
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I'm going to play this part of the podcast for
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: my family Butterly joke.
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: That is, assuming that their family is all they're all
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: big tim Butterly fans.
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you need to be on a tape delay for
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: car ride families. Francis is allowed to they can spoil
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: it out.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no fear Francis is thirteen.
• 39:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm r to X.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: Like a pharmacy.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, are there actually any NC I was looking, there's
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: like there's like only a couple actual NC seven.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: I don't know if they're even doing that anymore, to
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: be honest.
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Are they even rating movies anymore? And there was the
• 39:51
  Speaker 1: one strip teas that was it would always be on
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: like v H one late night, and sometimes they would
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: like blur there's like gratuitous sex scenes. They're like fucking
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: in the pool. Do you ever watch strip teas? No,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: but sometimes they would like lightly blur it out. And
• 40:06
  Speaker 1: then some nights it was like a crapshoot. Some nights
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: you would just get full titty full vadge on VH
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: one late night.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: That's crazy petration.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: Oh no, not Penny but Penny, but the straight vage
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: you would see vadge. Well, they're like they were like
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: strippers on stage, so they would like be dancing badge
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: out and then they'd have sex scenes but in the pool,
• 40:28
  Speaker 1: so their genitals.
• 40:29
  Speaker 4: Are underwater, which actually magnifies them.
• 40:33
  Speaker 1: Right, discharge them. Yes, Yeah, much like Michelle Obama's penis.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd love to see Michelle Obama underwater at that whole.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: Like the Nirvana cover. I'd love to see are you
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: doing the Nirvanica?
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: It'll look at that fucking throbbing wand she's got.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: That Thing's not throbbing underwater. Nobody is engorged in a pool.
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: I gotta see Michelle Obama.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: In that theory. Where did the where did the girls
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: come from? Where did her cocaine daughters come from?
• 41:04
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: Are they coke girls?
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: I think one of them is, because maybe the older one,
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: one of them is a little bit of a party
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: partier and went to Harvard.
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's the one who's doing film festivals, but
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: not under her name.
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: Now, that's that's Sasha is the older one. The older
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: one is Sasha, and the younger one is Malia.
• 41:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, which she she does film festivals under a different name.
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: It's like Sasha x Sasha.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: There's there's there's pictures of Sasha party spoking six. I
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: thought she was very cool. Yeah, made me think she
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: was cool.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: Oh that's that one.
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: I think Sasha is the older one. She went to Harvard.
• 41:41
  Speaker 4: That's hilarious to be like, yeah, she goes by a
• 41:43
  Speaker 4: different name, and then she has like seventy secret service
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: guys Malia. Yeah, who's Malia? And surely not someone important.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: She only has a pack of secret service guys surrounding her.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's six foot tall black girl who has the
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: same first name as the first daughter. But Anne is
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: so different from Obama it can't be.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: It's like Lisa Ann.
• 42:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm curious. There's snipers on the roof of this
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: local New York film festival.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: Three critics we went to I went to school with
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: Rudy Giuliani's daughter, really, and her name was Caroline, but
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: she changed her last name to Rose.
• 42:26
  Speaker 4: Oh, Caroline Rose.
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: Why are they all picking porn star names out right?
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 42:30
  Speaker 4: Caroline Rose and Rose?
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: What what? What? What is it? What is it about
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: naming themselves?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Like that's why I don't think I don't think she
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: got along with her dad. I think she was trying
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: to distance herself from him.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Why not pick something nice and ethnic? That's funny, Yeah, oh, flattery,
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Just that's hilarious. Lebron James Junior didn't want to wear
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: number twenty three. It's like, dude, you're Lebron James junior.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: No one's gonna just be identifying you from the number. Yeah,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: wait a second, twenty three and it all connection to
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: their minds. Wait a fucking second.
• 43:13
  Speaker 4: Oh, this guy's ripping off that Lebron James guy. I
• 43:20
  Speaker 4: didn't notice until the number.
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: You know, it was something funny that I saw there.
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: Do you remember did you guys see that we got
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: that offer to do massages in the office.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, they were doing them yesterday. There's three massage tables
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: up there.
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so they always they do that a lot. I
• 43:34
  Speaker 4: never have done it.
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Massages is crazy though. I saw Tommy Smokes trying to
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: flip over.
• 43:41
  Speaker 4: It's such a weird thing to be like at your
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: desk and then be like all right, time to go
• 43:44
  Speaker 4: upstairs and get naked and then just go right back
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: to work.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: I wrote about this.
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But the funniest thing was that they had I
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: was like, first of all, who's signing up for this?
• 43:54
  Speaker 4: A lot of people?
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, But then they had three therapists and you, yeah,
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: you could see their booking availability. So two of them
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: had like twenty five slots available, and one of them
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: had two slots available, and the two people that had
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: twenty five slots available. No, were like, I'm not I'm
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: not being weird here Laquinta and.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Aquarius. Okay.
• 44:24
  Speaker 2: And then the person who had two slots available Hans,
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: and I thought, hmm, I wonder, I wonder what happened here?
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Why did people know Hans's work or they just
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: trust that he's a good.
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: It's just like a genetic thing.
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: I don't have their names exactly right. I don't think
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: it was la Quinta and Aquarius, but it wasn't. There
• 44:53
  Speaker 2: wasn't far from that.
• 44:56
  Speaker 4: That's one that you should change your name for.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: Actually, let's just say this. I'm changing their name out
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: of respect for their anonymity.
• 45:03
  Speaker 1: That works exactly.
• 45:04
  Speaker 4: That's what you should change your name for. To something
• 45:07
  Speaker 4: that leans a little bit more.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: What what ethnicity Hans that leans.
• 45:18
  Speaker 4: A little bit more east to the States?
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Hans is West?
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 45:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess West?
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: Really East?
• 45:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Everything? Yeah, it's a globe.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: You keep going way out there, a full full spin.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Are you thinking they should try and sound Asian?
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: Exactly?
• 45:45
  Speaker 1: We got to start making exactly shirts.
• 45:48
  Speaker 2: Hansu, Hello, my name is Hansu.
• 45:54
  Speaker 4: Like Joy.
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: Something like that.
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of Asian names.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Do you know what Asia is.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: Well, I don't want to be coming up with like
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: offensive Asian names, like I don't want to go to Asian.
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: Like if I was going to name a black name,
• 46:14
  Speaker 4: Liquarius would not even be my top five. I'd probably
• 46:16
  Speaker 4: start with something like Mark, like the Apostle. No, you're right,
• 46:23
  Speaker 4: actually maybe Daniel.
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: And you want to you want to keep going, I mean,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: how long is the list? Basically you're not even going
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: to get to a point.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Aquarius probably wouldn't even be in my top thirty of
• 46:36
  Speaker 4: what black names.
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: But he's talking about a name that shows up on
• 46:41
  Speaker 1: the screen and people are avoiding it because it sounds black.
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: That was the point.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: Yes, And by the way, that's not on me, that's
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: on them because I didn't do it.
• 46:51
  Speaker 4: You came up with the name.
• 46:52
  Speaker 1: No.
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: In fact, if I were to have gotten a massage,
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: I would have chosen Mark.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Quinta because it reminds you of your favorite hotel chain.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: Because I don't see that person's color because they I'm
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: on my stomach.
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: But if you recognize their struggle, you recognize their color
• 47:11
  Speaker 1: and what they've been through.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: But if you showed up and Mark happens to be
• 47:16
  Speaker 4: a black man. Would you be surprised, I would be
• 47:21
  Speaker 4: in reaction. Relieve, relieve you think.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Because I think they tend to have stronger hands.
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: Yes, okay.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Then a guy from Denmark, Hans. I think he was
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: Danish since one of the dates evers was Danish.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: What did you think he was this whole time? He
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: thought he was Asian?
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: No, Hans, what the fudde? What is your understanding of
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Asian culture? Hans?
• 47:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah? I thought I was thinking of Hans cam Fair.
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: But Hans is like Hans and Franz, Like that's like
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: a traditional German name, German Dutch. The why are people
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: going big Dutch?
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: No, he was Scandinavian.
• 48:05
  Speaker 4: Where people going with the Scandinavian guy because he was
• 48:08
  Speaker 4: the only white guy and then there were two black
• 48:10
  Speaker 4: people and everyone fucking opted for that person.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: So it was a racist That's the whole point of
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: this story.
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: See, you lost to me because I thought that Hans
• 48:18
  Speaker 4: was Asian. So I thought I thought you were like
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: people were going to Hans because he was Asian and
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: he's better at giving massages. No, but that's funny because
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: they didn't want to have the black people.
• 48:28
  Speaker 1: Well, they're Swedish massage Swedish is a that's a good point.
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: But they weren't offering that they only had sports therapy
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: or deep tissue or something like that.
• 48:37
  Speaker 4: A lot of people in this office need the sports
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: therapy massage.
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Again quite literally. The jokes that I wrote in the.
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: Blog, I didn't read the blog.
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: I know. I know that I read your Nicki Smoke's blog.
• 48:49
  Speaker 1: That was hilarious, thank you.
• 48:51
  Speaker 4: I did glance that one.
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that was just me not having much to write
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: about beating a horse that I've beaten before. I'm not
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: talking about Nikki. I'm talking about getting mad that people
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: repurpose brilliant work, Yes Rounds song for a seventy two word.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: Blog my psalm.
• 49:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like if I went out and did something sick
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: in terms of content, imagine how like imagine you do
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: your your draft video and then some they did Blogger
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: in Chicago is like little Sass just made the funniest video.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that did happen.
• 49:32
  Speaker 2: Who wrote it?
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: I have I don't remember, but I feel like that
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: definitely was blogged. Maybe Nate or maybe Nate blogged it
• 49:38
  Speaker 4: for me.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine. I don't mind that. I don't mind
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: that the point they make is that there are people
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: who read the blog who don't know who miss the
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: stuff that's posted on social because they're only conduit to
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: barstool is the blog.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I just enjoy your takedown. Anytime that you're
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: getting into the mud and to kind of flameing somebody up,
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: it makes me makes me happy.
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: Sad to me that I I did that when I
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: was at the office. If I write that when I'm
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: at home, it's ten times better.
• 50:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, save it next time.
• 50:11
  Speaker 2: It needs to happen quickly. Oh yeah, I guess it's
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: true time.
• 50:15
  Speaker 1: Say with the disc track, Bro, I had to get
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: that ship out immediately.
• 50:18
  Speaker 4: Dropped that ship late at night.
• 50:19
  Speaker 1: That shit was late.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: You waited for where you're waiting for it to get
• 50:22
  Speaker 4: back from the stew.
• 50:23
  Speaker 1: I did it in here, did in the office?
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: You posted it two in the morning.
• 50:28
  Speaker 1: I write it here, though I wrote it here, I
• 50:30
  Speaker 1: recorded it here. But I know jet Ski was uh
• 50:37
  Speaker 1: he recorded it and he was editing videos for uh
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Rico Bosco, so he had to finish his other duties
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: before he could get into that kind of shit.
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: Damn.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Jessky's a beast. He was a very nice engineer.
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: Did you want to drop it that late so then
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: people would wake up with a little treats.
• 50:56
  Speaker 1: I was debating if I should wait until the morning
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: to put it out, but I feel like just putting
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: it out at night.
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you heard the name Wayne jet Ski. What part
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: of Asia would you assume that's from?
• 51:09
  Speaker 1: Sounds Japanese for real Gotham Wwayne Wayne Quain sounds like
• 51:18
  Speaker 1: uh Quayne. Yeah, that sounds like a Chinese first name
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: in a Japanese last name, Quayne being a Chinese Japanese guy.
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: Huayne Jet the ski Huayne Jet the Ski.
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: Ron You listened to Euphoria, of course, Oh, I listened
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: to it. Thoughts, questions, concerns.
• 51:41
  Speaker 1: Question What did he mean when he said, whyan B Melli?
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: I didn't get that either.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I just want to hear you.
• 51:50
  Speaker 2: I read it, but I don't understand.
• 51:51
  Speaker 4: And he mean like because he's because yan B Meley
• 51:54
  Speaker 4: killed his best friend, right.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and he said he was going to kill him
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: with kindness eight bars earlier. Is that what he meant?
• 52:01
  Speaker 2: I think he's gonna he's gonna kill Drake, You asked
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: if I had any questions?
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but is that what he meant, Were you sure
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: you're answering my question with a question. Yes, that's not
• 52:09
  Speaker 1: how this works.
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: Okay, but is that what he meant? And Melly the
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: guy that killed his best friend?
• 52:14
  Speaker 1: Ask any questions? Bro, I'm asking you questions.
• 52:16
  Speaker 4: Well now I'm out of answers.
• 52:19
  Speaker 2: I think Kendrick Lamar is great.
• 52:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: I think he's a better rapper than Drake.
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: Well, I think that's a given. I don't you think
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Drake's still ahead? Yeah, classic white Man, classic siss, white male.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: I still thinking that Drake's on top.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Well, the Bibles disagree with me, so I guess you
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: guys have a leg up. Now.
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: I would say Drake still up.
• 52:40
  Speaker 1: Classic white Man.
• 52:41
  Speaker 4: But also because because it did feel like Kendrick was
• 52:44
  Speaker 4: just repeating pusha tas.
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: Versus Yeah, I think he got a little bit too
• 52:49
  Speaker 1: much credit for I mean, it was incredible, but if
• 52:51
  Speaker 1: we have to pick sides, I think he got a
• 52:54
  Speaker 1: little bit too much credit for being like, I hate
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: the way that you Driss, I hate the way.
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: Wasn't that just reference a breakfast club interview with DMX.
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: You tell me, I don't know. It seems like you
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: did the fucking genius deep dive on it when he
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: referenced Whyan b Melly.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: That's what DMX said on the Breakfast Club. He said,
• 53:15
  Speaker 4: why do you not like Drake? And he said, I
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: hate so. I hate the way he dresses, I hate
• 53:18
  Speaker 4: the way he talks. All that stuff.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: However you want to spin it, I didn't love that part.
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: I'm not spinning it anyway. I'm asking you, I don't know.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: Stop asking me questions, questions, bro, the ship is all
• 53:33
  Speaker 1: a joke to me.
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: Stop stealing my stuff.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: How does this end?
• 53:38
  Speaker 1: I'm just worried that he won't listen.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: What do you mean, how does it end? He's taking
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: all of my things about fault.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about how does
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: the beef in the rap world end?
• 53:52
  Speaker 4: If it's used to ye back when men were men.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I think they both They tie the bandanas and hold
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: him up like bloods and rips. It's the only way
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: they go on stage, and they hug each other.
• 54:04
  Speaker 4: That is a good way.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: I don't think that there's a I mean, no one,
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: there's no They're just competing over who they think is better.
• 54:11
  Speaker 4: They'd have to perform poetic justice together somewhere.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Kendrick pulled a few punches. He said he was going
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: to say something about Drake's fooling around with underage girls
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: or something like that, right.
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: I think that was like a subtle reference in the
• 54:27
  Speaker 4: beginning when he said, uh, I make music that blah
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: blah blah, and then he said, you make music that pacified,
• 54:32
  Speaker 4: pacifies them.
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: I thought he said something about how he was not
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: gonna go so far as to do that, but kind
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: of referenced it at the same time.
• 54:42
  Speaker 4: He did say he said at one point he said, uh,
• 54:44
  Speaker 4: don't don't tell lies about me, and I won't tell
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: truths about you.
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: Cryptic, very very intellectual. To be a fly on the wall.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: I'd fucking kill to be a fly on that fucking wall.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: Well there fucking underage kids. Oh yeah, incredible.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: You don't know about the white what you don't know
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: about any of those things I asked you about. Dude,
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: I was asking you about that, I know, but now
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: I'm asking.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: You, No, don't turn it on its head.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: I'm not turning it on its head. You know more
• 55:14
  Speaker 4: about this than us.
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: How do I know more?
• 55:17
  Speaker 4: Because you are in the scene.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: I'm Taylor, I'm a swiftie. I don't know what the
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: fuck you're talking about.
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe I could ask Liquarius later.
• 55:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, Liquarius war Hans, Well your face down in
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: your massage?
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Sorry, hey, Liquarius.
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: Just before we get started, Team Kendrick or team Drake,
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: what are we thinking?
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: I want to know. I don't know if it'll tell
• 55:44
  Speaker 1: me what kind of massage, if you're really going to
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: go deep tissue, or if you're just gonna be on
• 55:48
  Speaker 1: the surface.
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: Ah man, yeah time?
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: What time? Are we at? Fifty five? Perfect? Should we
• 55:57
  Speaker 1: stop it and start a new one?
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: Or we do another one?
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: I could, It's up to you, guys.
• 56:03
  Speaker 1: I coill you another one. Just let's just rip another one.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: Might as well.
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll good with fifty five. That's a five
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: is great. Five is a gift. Alright, look you up
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: a bottle of water?
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: But one second, could you grab me one?
• 56:15
  Speaker 4: Two mm?
• 56:35
  Speaker 7: Was up step still under ground.
• 56:52
  Speaker 10: Game. I was only phoning my bad day. We drifted.
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: Foot, so so then you leave sum No, I'm coming.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: I'm was on a phone in my I was only
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: your phone in.
• 57:40
  Speaker 10: I was on your phone in one. I was on
• 57:47
  Speaker 10: your phone line. The stream don't taste
• 58:09
  Speaker 6: I'll fall in one way,