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FULL SHOW: Ben nearly sends Megan a D*ck pick! · Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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  Speaker 1: This Jonoman Being podcast. Hey, that's us broad to you
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  Speaker 1: by Hello Fresh the experts and tastes that kiwis loving.
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  Speaker 1: And now it was just last week that we had,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we had a laugh at the facts that
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  Speaker 1: gen Z producer Grace replied all to an email that
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  Speaker 1: we weren't even on actually to be honest.
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  Speaker 2: No, and we mocked her and uh, I was me
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  Speaker 2: in particular on my Ivory tower looking down going look
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  Speaker 2: at you, silly gen Z having a crack at us
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  Speaker 2: boomers for our tech mishaps. And boy, tell you what
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  Speaker 2: Taylor Swift Karma's her boyfriend is. Also turns out Karmen
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  Speaker 2: is cheating on Taylor with Grace as well, because Karma
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  Speaker 2: is your boyfriend.
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  Speaker 1: You've made that real confusing.
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  Speaker 3: CARMA's bet John.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Grace's relationship. We haven't totally complicated Karma.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I found myself in a bit of a hole there.
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  Speaker 1: Good notice. Yeah, I definitely didn't notice. So yesterday our
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  Speaker 1: boss Harriet, we're doing like a hits so get together
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  Speaker 1: conference book camp thing, and she was like, I need
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  Speaker 1: some bit of information about each year you a little
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  Speaker 1: kind of a secret about it because we're going to
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  Speaker 1: play a little get to know each other game. So
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  Speaker 1: this is everyone knows there's this secret stuff about yourself.
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  Speaker 1: I've taken off the grid because everyone's going to be
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  Speaker 1: able to guess who the person is later, and I'll
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  Speaker 1: mate replies all to thirty people with us, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, thirty people. Yeah, and then we're like, oh god.
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  Speaker 2: And then I thought and under forty five seconds, producer Taylor,
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  Speaker 2: who takes great joy in this uh, fired back with
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  Speaker 2: UH were to everyone.
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  Speaker 3: I love the Maids.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, this sounds like a bit of a
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  Speaker 4: Harriet only replied which.
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  Speaker 2: Is our boss?
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  Speaker 1: And then Harriet to go back and go, oh, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I should have specified like it was pretty obvious.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that was assumed because I was on my phone
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, why the hell is John JOHNO
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  Speaker 4: send me dn MS it. They were like interesting facts
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  Speaker 4: that no one knows about you, and I'm reading it
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  Speaker 4: going I don't want to read this on my Monday afternoon,
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  Speaker 4: and I was like, weir that he sent it to me.
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  Speaker 4: And then I was like, hang on, there's thirty people
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  Speaker 4: in this email.
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  Speaker 1: We're going to come up with new ones, which you know,
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  Speaker 1: it's hard at this job.
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  Speaker 2: Because we're spoken about everything that's right, any mildly interesting
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  Speaker 2: fact about yourself you use on the radio. So and
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  Speaker 2: I thought, oh, those are two ones that aren't well
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  Speaker 2: known to fear.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, damn it, because I would have got those.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, I would have got in for the wind.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. It's one about being me, nineteen years old,
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  Speaker 2: being wrongly accused of a crime stomping on cars. When
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  Speaker 2: I was walking home from town. They took my they
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  Speaker 2: put handcuffed me and took my boots for forensic testing,
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  Speaker 2: and then dropped them off at home, my parents house
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  Speaker 2: three weeks later. So it turns out it wasn't you.
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  Speaker 2: Was trying to tell you three hours I was stealing cars,
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  Speaker 2: not stomping on them. So that was all I got.
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  Speaker 2: So trying to think of a new one. So apologies
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  Speaker 2: to the priors for generations. They're going to live with
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  Speaker 2: the shame. Just reply all shame.
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  Speaker 1: It's everyone and the radio industry too.
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  Speaker 2: So we're like, and then being being comes up with
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  Speaker 2: a boomer. Then, honestly, within three minutes the drive show
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  Speaker 2: Many and PJ there on the phone to me, sirah,
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  Speaker 2: producers here here will just check you on the owner.
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  Speaker 2: Jesus really unreveled quickly.
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  Speaker 5: The hats that jonaan Ben podcast M Meghan.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Meghan. People slide into your dms. They trust you,
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  Speaker 2: they like you. They like to share your their dirty
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  Speaker 2: laundry with you. Then you air out the laundry on
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  Speaker 2: the radio. It's a full service. We get rid of
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  Speaker 2: stain removals, folding. We do it all, don't we with
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  Speaker 2: this dirty laundry? What's happening today? Mate?
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  Speaker 6: All right?
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  Speaker 3: So this one it's sticky. It says, Hey, your team,
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  Speaker 3: I have a dear Meghan for you. I've found out
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  Speaker 3: that my husband has sleept with one of his friends.
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  Speaker 3: It was before we were together, but we hang out
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  Speaker 3: all the time, and I've always felt like she didn't
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  Speaker 3: like me much. I feel like she he should have
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  Speaker 3: told me, and he's been keeping it a secret. Now
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  Speaker 3: I don't want them hanging out, especially because she isn't
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  Speaker 3: nice to me. It makes me think that she still
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  Speaker 3: has feelings for him, and that's where her hostility is
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  Speaker 3: coming from. What do I do now? Please?
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  Speaker 2: I want to know who told her, like it feels
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  Speaker 2: like so much time has pasted it. He probably hasn't
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  Speaker 2: told her because well, to be honest, he wanted to
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  Speaker 2: avoid all the conversation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, someone in the friend group, some.
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  Speaker 2: Little loose li it nosey Parker.
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  Speaker 1: It's tough though you can kind to see from his
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  Speaker 1: point of view, like why he didn't want to say anything,
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  Speaker 1: and then you'd probably leave it too long and then
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  Speaker 1: you want to go, oh, I guess what. Yeah, by
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  Speaker 1: the way, this happened, So it's.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, like it does feel like you put it
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  Speaker 2: in the nice to know category in terms of information.
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  Speaker 2: It would have been nice to know. So like you say,
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  Speaker 2: you would have ripped the plaster off early on, go,
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  Speaker 2: hey we hang out with this person, might have smooched.
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  Speaker 2: We might have smooched back in the day, but.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, more than a smoke.
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  Speaker 2: Our rhythm was off, our timing was all out of
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  Speaker 2: killed her and it just was never going to work.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and so maybe that's the reason.
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  Speaker 2: And she got a partner, this new the friend group girl.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't say, he doesn't say, but she's saying. I
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  Speaker 3: think a bigger problem is like you could be fine
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  Speaker 3: if they were just friends and she was nice to you,
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  Speaker 3: but she's being unkind to her. So that makes you
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  Speaker 3: think that you know, she's still got feeling for the husband.
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  Speaker 2: So the question is does she ban him from seeing
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  Speaker 2: her yeah or not? Or is she chilled them yeah
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  Speaker 2: and quietly fester away over a number of years until
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  Speaker 2: she's the.
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  Speaker 5: Heads that Jonathan Ben podcast Meghan where.
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  Speaker 1: We get someone sliding into Megan's tms and we get
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  Speaker 1: to your thoughts on what they should do with a
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  Speaker 1: bit of a dilemma.
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  Speaker 3: So the issue is this person found out their husband
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  Speaker 3: has slept with one of their friends, that someone they
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  Speaker 3: hang out with a lot, but it was before they
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  Speaker 3: were together. But she says she's always felt like she
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  Speaker 3: didn't like her much, so there might be a bit
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  Speaker 3: of beef there. And she said because she doesn't like
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  Speaker 3: her much, she said, maybe she still has feelings for her.
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  Speaker 3: What does she do now?
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  Speaker 2: I always want to know how she found out this information.
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  Speaker 2: Obviously there was something from the husband, third party trouble
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  Speaker 2: making busybody who launched a grenade into the social battlegrounds
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  Speaker 2: and making this poor lady feel very insecure about life. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: we know on there been your advice to ear.
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  Speaker 1: It's really hard, Like I kind of feel like the situation,
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  Speaker 1: like you probably best that she didn't know like and
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  Speaker 1: you know, like I understand why no one said anything,
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  Speaker 1: but now it's out there, you kind of just have
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  Speaker 1: to kind of you're in a relationship, you kind of
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  Speaker 1: have to just kind of suck it up and move on. Really,
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it does feel like it'd be quite a
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  Speaker 1: big move to go, well, now you can't see each
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  Speaker 1: other for something that you've only just discovered as happened,
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  Speaker 1: but happened years ago.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You can't do undo the bumping uglies, can you? The
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  Speaker 2: uglies have been bumped? Denique, you're on not referring to
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  Speaker 2: this lady as an ugly either. I really prepoud myself
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  Speaker 2: in a bit of a trip up there. Sorry, Denique,
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  Speaker 2: welcome your advice.
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  Speaker 7: So would be There's two things. Guys often don't mention
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  Speaker 7: exes because for them, it's done. They have no relevance
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  Speaker 7: in terms of any to them. So he's probably kept
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  Speaker 7: her as a friend because their social group calls for that. However,
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  Speaker 7: she should address the behavior with her husband so they
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  Speaker 7: can tackle it in terms of what she does with
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  Speaker 7: the friend. It's just they don't have one on one
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  Speaker 7: time they go hang out because I bet someone's told
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  Speaker 7: them because she's finding it really hard seeing them being
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  Speaker 7: really happy and living the life she probably wanted. So
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  Speaker 7: it's just fitful. So she should just go live her life,
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  Speaker 7: be with her husband, and any behaviors that happen that
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  Speaker 7: are inappropriate, they should just work at as a team.
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  Speaker 7: The point of telling someone this information is to try
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  Speaker 7: and get them to not be on the same page
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  Speaker 7: and call the fight.
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  Speaker 2: How much do we have to pay you for this season?
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  Speaker 7: I'm not qualified, so I can't get paid for it.
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  Speaker 7: But I'm just used to all the friends in their
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  Speaker 7: kind of relationships. I've kind of seen when people mentioned
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  Speaker 7: something far back in the past and it causes harm.
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  Speaker 7: It's usually with an intention of causing you know, the
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  Speaker 7: two parties not to talk for her to tell them
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  Speaker 7: to not see her do all this, and it takes
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  Speaker 7: away actually what needs to be addressed, which is the behavior.
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  Speaker 7: So as for example, she doesn't say hi, or says
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  Speaker 7: nasty things, or like if they're doing a friend thing, she.
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  Speaker 8: Tries to isolate.
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  Speaker 7: That's where the huby can come in and be like,
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  Speaker 7: don't me and her team or no, that's not cool
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  Speaker 7: if we're not going to do that, or she's not invited.
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  Speaker 7: You know, we're not going to come.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, is that Denique?
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  Speaker 1: That is.
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  Speaker 2: Advice about?
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  Speaker 3: Summed up?
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  Speaker 2: I have really impressive. I appreciate you taking the time
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  Speaker 2: to call this morning to they you have a great day.
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  Speaker 2: It's got an anonymous schooler now wanting to chime in
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  Speaker 2: on this. Ladies just discovered her husband did connect physically
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  Speaker 2: with someone in the friend group, but years previous. She's
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  Speaker 2: only found out about it. Now, what's your advice? It's
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  Speaker 2: just me, that's yours. It's hard you call yourself anonymous,
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  Speaker 2: could be any one of the anonymous people out there.
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  Speaker 6: Absolutely, I'm coming at it from the same point as
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  Speaker 6: the last pooler, really like why you don't want to
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  Speaker 6: make something big out of something that was of the past.
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  Speaker 6: And ultimately it's the behavior exactly the behavior you want
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  Speaker 6: to deal.
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  Speaker 8: With between the parties, because I mean, you want to be.
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  Speaker 6: Respectful to each other and a friendship. So ultimately have
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  Speaker 6: one man until ready your husband, so you know you
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  Speaker 6: can't change, but you can't change that's right.
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  Speaker 2: There's only someone on one person going home to him
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  Speaker 2: every night. Take him for a good old date. Thank
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  Speaker 2: you very much for your calls to there ago that's
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  Speaker 2: one hundred percent and even the text and Facebook messages
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  Speaker 2: as well, going what's in the past, in the past,
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  Speaker 2: have you got an issue? Talk with him?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, or talk with the woman and be like, have
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  Speaker 3: you got an issue with me?
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  Speaker 1: Just out was she the one that brought anywhey? We
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  Speaker 1: don't know who brought it up, as you.
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  Speaker 3: Say, we don't know that she's being mean to her,
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  Speaker 3: so just to have it up with her. It's kind
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  Speaker 3: of having to do with you and your husband.
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  Speaker 5: The heads that jonaan Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: On the podcast and you stay on the radio, we
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  Speaker 1: talked about Jason Kelsey and Travis Kelsey. Travis kels in
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  Speaker 1: a relationship with Tada Swift their podcast, and they talked
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  Speaker 1: about washing their feet. It started with somebody saying, Jason
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  Speaker 1: Kelsey looks like he doesn't wash his legs or feet. Yeah, obviously,
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  Speaker 1: what kind of psycho path washes your feet? What do you? Travis?
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  Speaker 1: Travis don't act like you.
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  Speaker 2: Wash my feet every time.
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  Speaker 1: They're very passionate about it. We talked about on the radio,
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  Speaker 1: didn't we We put it out there and we're like,
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  Speaker 1: do you wash your feet or not? And I was
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  Speaker 1: like a firm backer and the fact that I washed
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  Speaker 1: my feet every time on the show Daily Habit. Just
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  Speaker 1: out of Habit, he's down to the basement of the body. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I just and you were like, do you not every time?
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  Speaker 1: Because you have a good argument that obviously the soap
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  Speaker 1: and water kind of washed us off.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, you're standing in the soapy water.
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  Speaker 2: You don't tend to your knees below.
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  Speaker 3: Do you generally? Although I did wash my leak like
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  Speaker 3: right down to my feet last night, I thought about
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  Speaker 3: you guys in the shower, Well.
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  Speaker 1: This is what this is whatever proud to me yesterday
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  Speaker 1: So I went to the gym, and you know when
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  Speaker 1: in the afternoon, came out from the gym and had
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  Speaker 1: a shower, and I went through the usual routine just
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  Speaker 1: you know, I did wash myself in and then as
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  Speaker 1: I got down to my feet and just out and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, there I go. I'm washing my feet.
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  Speaker 1: I'm lifting my feet up. We'll washing my feet. I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing what I said I would do just out of Habit.
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  Speaker 1: So and my phone out there and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I'll take a photo of my feet to send to Megan.
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  Speaker 1: In the shower, so I took a phot on my
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  Speaker 1: feet down there was kind of soapy. Thought after my shower,
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  Speaker 1: put the phone back on. There you have bathroom bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Thought i'd send that to Megan. Go hah, I'm washing
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  Speaker 1: my feet. See told you. Yeah, went to send the text,
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  Speaker 1: put the photo and the message, and then when I
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  Speaker 1: better have a look at the photo again, just to
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  Speaker 1: get it to my feet in the shower, what I
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  Speaker 1: realize is the it's quite mirror like reflected. And so
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  Speaker 1: what i'd almost done and thank god I didn't send
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  Speaker 1: it and the photo has been deleted before you have
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  Speaker 1: to see it is it got quite a good upshot back.
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  Speaker 2: Up straight up, Yeah, cut the undercarriage.
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  Speaker 1: My feet are there clean, and I'm getting straight up
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  Speaker 1: towards him, like, oh God, thank god I didn't send that.
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  Speaker 2: You for cheer take.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why, Chip, but I was also I
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  Speaker 1: was just like it's quite shiny down on the floor area.
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  Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, that's like a mirror
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  Speaker 2: looking up towards I was like, risky photo conditions and idiots. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: What I was thinking. To be honest, I've never sent
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  Speaker 1: a photo like that before I never will again. So
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  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, dear god, that's a canceable offense.
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  Speaker 1: If I'd send that to work, I would.
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  Speaker 3: Never have seen anything. I think I would have brought
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  Speaker 3: it up.
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  Speaker 2: You know that he's getting if he's said to me
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  Speaker 2: one d put it on our social media account exactly.
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  Speaker 1: So lucky I didn't send that to you. Very lucky.
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  Speaker 2: I'm lucky you send.
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  Speaker 1: It to you that might not be here today.
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  Speaker 2: We're like, what does it look like from the angle?
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  Speaker 1: You don't usually it wasn't me. It's not good to
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  Speaker 1: start off.
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  Speaker 2: That is not a flattering engl You can see it
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  Speaker 2: from give you dou Chin going on and everything to.
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  Speaker 1: Do what I was when you pinch the phono and
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  Speaker 1: just sort.
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  Speaker 5: Of like the heads that John and Ben podcast.
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  Speaker 1: The ratings. Have you ever caught an Newbery? They got
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  Speaker 1: like a TEXTI obviously, but you get to rate the
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  Speaker 1: driver and they get to rate you.
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  Speaker 2: All very passive aggressively as well. You don't have to
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  Speaker 2: deal with the consequences of your rating.
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  Speaker 1: You're right. You kind of just go away and then go, oh,
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  Speaker 1: well I give this person and hope I always give
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  Speaker 1: them five stars. I don't think I've ever given an
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  Speaker 1: uber driver anything less than five stars.
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  Speaker 3: I have just once when he jumped to curb around
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  Speaker 3: around about too fast.
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes they do it.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was we were going to crash.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't mean to jump. He jumped a curb, but
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  Speaker 2: still he seemed like a good driver by stars.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they've done a news article on which mir in
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  Speaker 1: New Zealand has the best uber racing. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: how they found out about their racking.
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  Speaker 3: You have to go to the app.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then do they look can you look at
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  Speaker 1: that private information?
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  Speaker 2: Now before you name the mere? Do we know the mere?
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  Speaker 1: Well, i'd say no.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so it's not one of it. It's not Wayne Brown.
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  Speaker 1: Round's got a racing of not bad four point seven.
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  Speaker 2: It's not bad.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so he and the ones listed he was the lowest.
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  Speaker 1: But I think they haven't gone into every sort of meal.
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  Speaker 2: So that about Tory Farno for Wellington Mayor.
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  Speaker 1: Not mentioned in the the ones in here in this
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  Speaker 1: article Mayor Neil hold him from New Plymouth. It's perfect
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  Speaker 1: five out of five stars.
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  Speaker 3: Wow have you how many obs is he catching?
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 1: He's happy to chat to the drivers. Doesn't tell him
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  Speaker 1: what he does, but likes to have a bit of
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  Speaker 1: a chat.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, now, once you've got that rating, though it
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  Speaker 2: becomes ad honor.
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  Speaker 1: You know, you've got five out of five stars on
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  Speaker 1: you and now you were yelling at mean the other
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  Speaker 1: night because it was on your your uber right.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't want her to run it.
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  Speaker 1: Like, get out of the over. I've got five stars.
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: I was drunkenly wandering across the road, so warranted a
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: bit of a yelling at. But so you keep your
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: five star have a five star rating.
• 15:13
  Speaker 1: The national average, if you're interested, is four point eight.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: Eight is the national average below everage, and once you
• 15:18
  Speaker 1: get under five, you won't. I don't want to see
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: one of the precious I took the ever driver's shoes
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: accidentally one time.
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: That was.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Didn't give you well, ye, because I was clearing out
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: stuff from the boot after like a really weird Warriors game.
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I was just grabbing stuff from the boat. We put
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: on our jackets and stuff in the boot. And then
• 15:33
  Speaker 1: I came home and I was like, whose shoes are there?
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: Did you get.
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: To contact? I was, geez, I'm taking the uber driver's shoes.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: They were just set his boots either.
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: Did they get back to to contact?
• 15:45
  Speaker 1: Take a bad yeah, anyway, But I just think that
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: would have hurt my rating just a little bit.
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: What is it? How many points do you lose for
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: a soiling?
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: It's not good.
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: There's definitely one or two points, isn't it for a soiling?
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: What's it ring?
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: At the moment, I don't.
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: Know why I'm four point.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Drove over the curb.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: I enjoy my life. I don't need to die in
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: an Ober.
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: Four point nine.
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, I'm four point eighty seven and I've done.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: You're chatty, though you're really you'd be punishing.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't taken a man shoes.
• 16:17
  Speaker 1: He sits at the front seat as well with the
• 16:20
  Speaker 1: one in the back.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: I sit in the back of mind my own business,
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: and I'm very polite.
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, maybe a bit more engagement and Liz complaining
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: about drivers running over curbs.
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: The heads that John and Ben podcast headlines.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: Megan trolls the internet's for some mildly interesting headlines clickbait
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: headlines that we could be into, and then she forms
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: a consultation group and also concerts with consults with local
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: EWI and ends up with these three headlines.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Always intrigued to see which one you're gonna pick? All right,
• 16:49
  Speaker 3: here we go. Headline one Tokyo City Hall stepping in
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: to help your love life.
• 16:54
  Speaker 2: That does interest me in what way?
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: You can't find it? Okay, no for the question until
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: you click on the.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Marriages, Okay.
• 17:03
  Speaker 3: Headline number two New York magnet fishers find makes his
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: nerdy hobby or worth it? You know people who go
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: magnet fishing, like people with those little like scanny things
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: on the.
• 17:14
  Speaker 2: Beach, metal detectors.
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like they chuck big magnets and.
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: You really when you see one of those rocking rocking
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: in January, maybe they get a lot of stuff, though
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: I'm thinking, yeah, what kind of stuff?
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: Bikes?
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: And we had many We did a topic on it
• 17:32
  Speaker 2: about a year ago, and then it was like the
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: widows of middal detectors and then the wives and girlfriends
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: and paying them Like I'm just sit on the beach
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: on the beach with these weird headphones on and people
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: judging them.
• 17:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, judging him some stuff and takes care of himself.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Well, this guy found some stuff, okay, all right. Headline
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: number three Scientists discover elephants, So one of the few
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: species that do something humans do every day. Going to
• 17:59
  Speaker 3: leave it to you, magnet fisher. Elephants and Tokyo City
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: Hall dating.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go at magnet fisher because we've motts,
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: we've motts the industry, and I feel like it could
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: be interesting. I'm gonna go with that.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: One, all right.
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: So this happened in New York. James Caine. He is
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: a keen magnet fisher. So he uses a powerful magnet
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: with the headphones. No, you don't need heaphones for this,
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: probably not.
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: So he did it into Flushing Meadows, a lake and
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Flushing Meadows.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: There were the US Openers tennis.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Yeahs, you're right, yeah, and apparently there's and there was
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: a nineteen thirty nine and nineteen sixty four world fear there.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's a world fear. It's expos thing, I think maybe. Yeah.
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: So he chucked his magnet in the water and he
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: pulled up a safe, and inside the safe was a
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: bunch of Benjamin's one hundred dollar bills equating to one
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: hundred thousand dollars.
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: Listen, I take everything back, and it's not quite mental
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: detecting though. Was it magnet fish? He must have a
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: really powerful mega looking up a safe.
• 19:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they are.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: But for some reason, we've just mocked the middle for
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: no reason.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: Very rare.
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, one hundred wow, one.
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: Hundred thousand dollars. So they were partly decomposed and stuck together.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: But they have like a security ribbon on them that
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: indicates they are like recent so he doesn't know who
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: they belong to, but like finders keepers.
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: So someone just chucked a safe in there. Yeah, for
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: safe keeping so to speak.
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: Is it the finals? Keepers loses weepers sort of a
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: life is what happens.
• 19:36
  Speaker 3: But if the mob come for you.
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, true, you'll be sleeping with the magnet fish.
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that'll be the judges ruling, won't it. Yeah,
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: finders keeper losers. I'm sorry, you know the rules.
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: You know it works.
• 19:49
  Speaker 5: The heads that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 19:51
  Speaker 1: Looking before about a safer that was fished up by
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: magnets in America and just out in New York and
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: one hundred thousand dollars of money was found inside the
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: safe but in the river the whole time.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Is it worth looking like a nerd Burger for years
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: until you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Find something good America?
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah? True, you did the currency exchange on that bad boy.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: And yeah, I want to apologize to the metal detecting
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: community because when you mentioned the story. We went off
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: on some tangent mocking people who go up and down
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: the beach with those things that do with the headphones.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: Completely different sport.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is different sports.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: So there was an unnecessary for magnet fishing more elite
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: than metal detecting.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: I just never heard of it before. Magnet fishing. Yeah,
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: so the magnet seems like it's about the size of
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: a coffee cup and clearly very powerful. Yeah, if it's
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: pulling up safe and things from the bottom of rivers
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: and lakes. You're a friend who got on the game.
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but when like just ordered it online and then
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: it got sent to them in like a special case,
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: because obviously if you're posting it, it's like a powerful magnet,
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: so you have to get it in a special case.
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: It does seem like one of those things like cheeze,
• 21:02
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get into magnet fishing, and you give
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: it half heartily, give it a go once, don't get
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: an your results and.
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Did you get nothing? Tire?
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Are they still magnet fishing?
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: I don't believe so, No, wouldn't have thought so.
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: Brendan, good morning. Do you welcome to New Zealand's Breakfast
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Brendan there you let's go. Great to have you on magnet.
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: Are you a magnet fisher? No, we're not a magnet fisher.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: No, okay, I found something to find something, because we're
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: wondering what the best thing is you found?
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: What?
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: What did you find?
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: And we were selling a couch out of the house
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: and the people came to pick it up, and I
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: had a couple of friends around trying to move.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: The couch out.
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: And as we moved the couch away from the wall,
• 21:42
  Speaker 8: we found that there were some adult toys and a
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: couple of and a couple of gloves, and of course.
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: We had we had airbnd's the place for a bit.
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: So it's the yeah, you're like, these aren't mine, but
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: they would look like these.
• 21:59
  Speaker 9: Are not yeah, exactly, So that was pretty funny.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: I do know the hygiene standards of the gloves being
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: used gloves, and we were trying, Yeah, we were just
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: trying to remove the stuff before the people buying the
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: couch it, you know, yeah, because they're gonna go, You're
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: gonna go not mine, buddy, not mine. Okay, whatever you're
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: tell you what, you know, you've reached the level when
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: you're checking gloves into the next day.
• 22:24
  Speaker 1: Definitely, Yeah, good on your brand.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: Are they enough the place where did you put them?
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: Sorry, where did you mean?
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: The Council of Gloves the toys?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: What did you do with them? Actually, it's a good point.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: I have no idea.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: I think we just chucked them out.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, recycling, recycling, you're gonna recycle that. We're going to
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: see you have some health's great day, what a great
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: thank you to Jack.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: A bit of soft plastics. All right, Caleb, welcome to
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Yeah, hey, good morning.
• 22:55
  Speaker 10: How are you.
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: We're doing well. The greatest thing you found?
• 23:00
  Speaker 10: So I'm not I'm not allowed to discuss a location
• 23:04
  Speaker 10: as it's still under investigation, but yeah, basically I needed
• 23:11
  Speaker 10: that fishing and I found a pystol underwater.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Maybe part of some sort of investigation. That's why you
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: can't sort of say anything.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, she said, would have been quite almost frightening
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: to pull that out of there wherever you were fishing.
• 23:30
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it was. It was kind of frightening, Yeah, just
• 23:37
  Speaker 10: just because it was oh sound, And then.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: You have to like content again going like that, like
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: the adult toys. It's not my founder situation.
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: Caleb, Sorry, where did you did you have to drive
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: it to the police station? What happened?
• 23:54
  Speaker 10: No, I had to wait for the police to get
• 23:57
  Speaker 10: you because I wasn't allowed to touch it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 24:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I still waiting to see what is actually and
• 24:08
  Speaker 10: there's so they may as they may not.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: I don't know when did you find it? How long
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: ago was this?
• 24:15
  Speaker 11: Ah?
• 24:16
  Speaker 10: About forty four months ago?
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Good Samaritan. Well there you go. That's some sorry from
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: some magnet fishing near Caleb cheers for the call. You're
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: gonna have a wonderful Tuesday.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: The he's that johnaan Ben podcast.
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: Now, I know there's a lot of stuff going on
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: in the world. The world's very interesting place at the moment,
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: isn't there? And this might to some seem very trivial,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: but to me it's the biggest thing that's happening in
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: my life. So you're doing a duvet up, okay, and
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: you get to the end of you've done the buttons
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: up on the end, on the ars end of the douvet. Okay,
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: this is textbook stuff. Done it. Then you get to
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: the end You're like, oh no, why is there a
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: spear slot? You all the buttons have gone and you've
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: missed a ligne.
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: You haven't.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Now Sometimes I'm like, okay, no, that's fine, don't worry.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: Just leave it. No one's going to notice. But I
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: can't unnotice it. And then see, you have to go
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: back methodically through each button. And it's always the it's
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: always the first button you blew out in the in
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: the instance. And then so yesterday, I'm doing this in
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: a fit of rage. I've never been able to change
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: a douva cover in a calm state.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're quite tricky.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Do you go the inside out method? But it's never
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: were anyway, that's a whole other conversation. And so I
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: rip off buttons by accident in a fit of rage.
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Two buttons came off, and then I noticed the amount
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: of buttons I have ripped off things, shirts, do, ve covers, pants,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: And then I just like, I just like place the
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: button on a desk or a window sill, or on
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: a jar.
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: The button fairy.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I'm like, well, one day I'll get around
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: to sew those buttons on. And I have never once
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: sewed a button on. You just leave them, these orphaned
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: buttons scattered all around there. Have you got that at yours?
• 26:01
  Speaker 12: No?
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Well, no, I do I do sew them but on
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: because I finally, you know, you can't wear that shoot
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: again because there's a button missing. So get the thing
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: and sow it on.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: But I get the douvet rage. But why are you
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: raging taking off yeah my shirt?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Just like you know when the pheromones kicking comes. I
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: should see when I take my stripper beds off.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: The best the best des are the ones with the
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: ones that just kind of connect together. Oh yeah, those
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: are the ones. Those are great.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: I've got one at the moment that's got a zip.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Why did they not all have a zip?
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: It's a great vision.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I did it all got to the end and I
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: was like, are you kidding me? Pillow happens everywhere?
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: Why they got a ZIP system? I don't know, Well
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: they do. You found it. So I just want to
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: send a shout out to all those orphaned buttons scattered
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: around households in New Zealand.
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: People with jas. My mum's got just a jar full
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: of button, just random button. Yeah, and then if you
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: lose something, you look in the jar and try and
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: find something to match up. You'll fix your jeans with
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: a button that doesn't quite fat. But where seeing to
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: the buttons from over the year. Just haunk you Like,
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: she brobakes up to your house. Yeah, your mom's very
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: passionate as well. Take your ship so little it's walking
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: when she does it, but that's that's fine.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: She also collects the empty sushi soy sauce dispensers.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: The little fish things got hundreds of Well she actually
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: I was like, why are you doing this? And then
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: she's like, you know what she wrote me, Like about
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: six months later, she goes, I can put a little
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: bits of mouth washing them and take those around myself.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: For those who want the taste of a soy sauce
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: flavored mouth.
• 27:32
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 27:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was good on you that Johan Ben podcast.
• 27:37
  Speaker 1: People. I think you're really better than news this morning.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: A lot of kids not at school at the moment
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: because a lot of sickness is going around.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: You want actual stats, Well, yeah, to take it from
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: more than Yeah, I felt.
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: Like he was throwing stets. Yeah remember.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: That's fine. Yeah, yeah, you backed me up.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't feel like I don't know if it's
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: just this year more than other years. You know, a
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: couple of years ago we were only worried about one
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: virun Yeah, you know now it feels like there's multiple
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: hurricane of disease swirling around tornado every time you walk
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: into a room. Isn't it that it happens in winter?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: And number probably all our immune systems are not that
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: great because we were protected for all that time.
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: When it become softer, haven't we Yeah, more afecated And
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: we just mentioned this after the show us today. Is
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: there anyone listening who has never taken a sick day?
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because before COVID, imagine there would have been a
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: lot more than maybe now, because before it was a
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: badge of honor to keep battling on.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: Just a strokes this morning, mate, But I'm still here.
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so they can be sick, doesn't even taken a
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: sick day?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well probably that's going to be the case.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: That's a nice supermmunity exactly, wonderful immune systems. So but
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: the problem, You're right, once you've gone this far not
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: having a sick day, you've got to continue that clean
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: track record. So I have the hat it's been you
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: from foot it said, the bar has been set too high.
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: Oh maybe too high.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no one listening who's never taken a sick.
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: Day or even turned up with those sick that's whatsoever.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: If you do, you know you're battling on through you know,
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: coughs and colds and spread it round to everyone.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Maybe you found the secret to eternal health. Yeah, I
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: eight hundred the hats. We're going to check this out there.
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: All the phones are just ringing down. They stopped.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: I realize we've moved on from limp free.
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I.
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: Hat no sick days. That's what we wanted in the meantime.
• 29:34
  Speaker 13: As I dropped my ket a dick here, sadly, he
• 29:37
  Speaker 13: started to caughter. Teacher quickly came and running as I
• 29:41
  Speaker 13: just tried to feet off, gotta take come home with me,
• 29:44
  Speaker 13: and I know this will not be fun.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: There's my diseases here.
• 29:48
  Speaker 13: Then Friday night in Hamilton.
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: Now I'm starting to sniff.
• 29:52
  Speaker 11: Soon as I walked in through the door, went through
• 29:56
  Speaker 11: a box of tissues. Now they're piling on the floor,
• 29:59
  Speaker 11: and it's old and shitty weather, and I'm sick of
• 30:02
  Speaker 11: all this rain. There's COVID everywhere, or even COVID.
• 30:06
  Speaker 13: On the plane, and my nose is running. It's the
• 30:10
  Speaker 13: season of the sick, and my throat is so rub
• 30:14
  Speaker 13: my chest down with some things, and I've got man flu,
• 30:18
  Speaker 13: so I just like to play the victim parasat the
• 30:21
  Speaker 13: mal temperature, checking my rectum.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: And I'll sleep that night little sweaty.
• 30:27
  Speaker 11: With a fever and my daughter's coughing.
• 30:30
  Speaker 13: But I don't think I believe in my nose looks
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  Speaker 13: like Rudolph every time I blew and I used all
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  Speaker 13: my hand.
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: You will leave with this damn flu.
• 30:41
  Speaker 5: The heads that Jonoan Ben podcast.
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: Bttle of one to now are the weather getting a
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: lot colder. It's meant to get a bit more rubbers
• 30:47
  Speaker 1: slater in the week. And wanted to know has anyone
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: never had a set day or the least amount of sectays?
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Some really proud people texting and calling the radio station
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: this morning, Diane.
• 30:58
  Speaker 7: Yep, that's me.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: You never had a sick day.
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  Speaker 9: So I had twelve years unbroken attendance at school, at school.
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: All through school. You didn't. Wow? What a great a student?
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Never took a day of school?
• 31:13
  Speaker 8: Probably oh not, but wow.
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  Speaker 1: I mean I don't think many people, especially at school,
• 31:18
  Speaker 1: would would have the same record.
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: No, some schools they do award, don't they unbroken attendance?
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Did you get the certificate the legendary certificate at the
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: every end of year's assembly there, Diane.
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  Speaker 8: I absolutely did.
• 31:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so I got to about eight years without having
• 31:33
  Speaker 9: a single day off, and then it became a bit
• 31:36
  Speaker 9: of a challenge because I couldn't break my record after
• 31:39
  Speaker 9: eight years. So yeah, there was I remember a time
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: I had to go to school and sit in the
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: office until ten o'clock because you had to be there
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: till ten to be marked present.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: And then I went home and was sick as a dog,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: and I was just trying to think, how many people
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: did you infect over that wonderful twelve year Yes, good
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: on your Diane. There you go twelve years unbroken attendance
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: at school. Tracy, good morning to you.
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  Speaker 12: Good morning.
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  Speaker 2: Never had. Now it's not something that we should be promoting.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Is never having a sick day?
• 32:12
  Speaker 12: No, No, I know she never We've had when the
• 32:15
  Speaker 12: COVID had We had COVID three times in the house
• 32:18
  Speaker 12: and she never got it, never got never got COVID.
• 32:20
  Speaker 12: We briefed on her everything because she really wanted the
• 32:23
  Speaker 12: day off to sick, but no, she didn't get that either.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Who are we talking about here, who's this magical person?
• 32:29
  Speaker 12: She's probably still she's probably still on bed. She's got
• 32:32
  Speaker 12: her day off today, but she's got She's even got
• 32:35
  Speaker 12: about three month holidays on to her. And I've actually
• 32:37
  Speaker 12: told her that she's going to pay a holiday. She's
• 32:39
  Speaker 12: only twenty two and she's she just works, she works,
• 32:42
  Speaker 12: and she just keeps working. And she loved her job.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Again. I still don't know who she is to you,
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: but she sounds she sounds incredible.
• 32:49
  Speaker 12: She is, she's I'm very very proud of you.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: I would be too, mystery woman, this is your daughter,
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: she's by daughter. Yes, she's makes a lot of.
• 33:02
  Speaker 1: Soldiering on with cardrol. That was a good back in
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: the day. Couldn't do that now take a day off,
• 33:11
  Speaker 1: right covid But so.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Right, we called Danielle. You're on. Never had a sick day, Danielle.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah. So I had a job last year in March
• 33:24
  Speaker 8: until March this year, I had one firday and that
• 33:28
  Speaker 8: was really just because I work out and befother going
• 33:30
  Speaker 8: to work that day, So I caught up.
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: Are you like constantly healthy?
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: Yes?
• 33:36
  Speaker 8: I just hardly ever get suck. Only time I really
• 33:39
  Speaker 8: get stuck if I eat something and then I have
• 33:42
  Speaker 8: a bit of a funny tummy. But I will just
• 33:44
  Speaker 8: carry on, what.
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: About colts and stuff?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: You just need to get them.
• 33:47
  Speaker 8: Cola this year and it hit me terribly. Right, So
• 33:51
  Speaker 8: I had a Friday and a Monday off and then
• 33:53
  Speaker 8: I went back to work on Tuesday.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Oh good on. You stick into that seven day to
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: stand down period.
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: Of anymore, though, just do what you wanted about. I
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: think five days they recommend even with mild symptoms.
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: Just go back, Kimbo, Kim's with us. You've never had
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: a sick day, Kim heaven yet know how many years
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: you've been working.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: I've been working for for many years.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: But just in this position a year and a half days,
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: that is impressive.
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and why are you not ill?
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: No touch?
• 34:32
  Speaker 6: What haven't been for a while?
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Healthy people are amazing immunity.
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: That's pretty incredible. We didn't think we find anyone whe
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: there we are. We found a few with amazing immune
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: systems or very good lives.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: That John and Ben podcast and you said you did
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: something use today and would be very proud of you,
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: I hope.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: So this is a week proud of.
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: You every day. Can we just front for that being
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: there was a good time for us to come and right.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, this is something I've mentioned to
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: you did. We talk about it on the radio a
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: couple of months ago. I've never I don't do much
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: by myself, but I've never eaten a meal out by
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: myself because I kind of see it as like a
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: social thing and I get a bit awkward. I've never
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: been to the movies by myself. But I found that I.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Had had crying by yourself in the car park of
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: a burger King eating on a Tuesday morning after nine heinekens. Yeah, no,
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: I'm fine, thanks.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: So I found myself. I was early for an appointment,
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: like two hours early, and instead of going home was
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: out of the way. I was like, I'm actually going
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: to go to a cafe and I'm going to do
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: some work by myself. I'm going to do it.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: So I went and.
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Ordered some food, ate some food by myself and sat
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: there with my laptop.
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: Right, it's good. The laptop was the important utensil there.
• 35:59
  Speaker 2: Otherwise is my comfort? Yeah, yet, like a lonely tinder
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: data waiting for someone to turn up, don't you. Yeah.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: Everyone's like, oh, that's said if you don't have any
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: other appliances with you.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, it's quite I find it it's quite good
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: productivity because you kind of got this so much done.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: You're at home, You're liked to do the washing or
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: whatever it is. It none, I'm not going into the
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: can I help with the dishes of the cafe. I'm
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: not helping them.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: You're like, what can I eat? I'm like, oh, I
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: can't eat anything more because I need to pay for it.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: So you get given your food, you sit there and
• 36:27
  Speaker 3: you just have to do your work.
• 36:28
  Speaker 12: Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I got so much done and it was quiet, there
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: was no kids around me. But then here's my question.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: I was there probably almost two hours.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I wanted that in the weekend because, as I said,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I waited outside for my daughter and their friends to
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: go to the movie, and I said it in a cafe,
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: had a hot drink. I was there for a good
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: hour forty fifty. I too, I bought a I went
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: a gilt purchase. No, I was just tethering. But I
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: like halfway through, I was like, old, jeez, a bit
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: of buy something. I'm just sitting here.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Using these facilities.
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: Office about that, right, Because there's a journalist in the
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: news today who was actually banned from a bunch of
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: cafes for doing this, but they did buy things, so
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know, like, what's the rules. Does it depend
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: on how long you're there? Do you need to buy
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: more or everything?
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: How many from behind the counter just to keep up?
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: But also like there was no one. There was only
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: a few people there, so I forget it would be fine.
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: Everyone Also, even working inside the cafe, knows exactly what
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: you're up to. Just because you've squeezed backer bloody cheeky soil,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: it doesn't give you nine hours of office space.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I was like, I'm not even using their Wi fi.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: They didn't have Wi fi.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: Business meetings in there. High people fire people.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: When you're at the coffee club or something. And this
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: is where it goes bad. Someone who knew you came
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: up and started interrupting your work. You don't like, I.
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: Don't mind chatting to people, but that's personally that good
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: had a seat and then had a big yew And
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: then but because I was already there and I wasn't
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: leaving because my kids were coming back, I was like, well,
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: I can't go. Hay, great to meet you whatever. So
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: I was like it's all on them to leave, and
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: they were like thirty. Then it's deep into a compo
• 38:02
  Speaker 1: in that and then they went away and then I
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: was still there. They came back twenty minutes late ago,
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: just one more thing sat down. I mean, we had
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: a good convo, but I was like, it's all on
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: them then that situation.
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: You can't escape run off the Hollywood Bakery or BB's
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: or something. Oh there it goes to shout out to
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: all the fine cafes who are opened the door and you're.
• 38:23
  Speaker 5: Off of spaces. That John and Ben podcast there this once.
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: A week things you can say in the bedroom, and
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: today it's doing your texes.
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: Oh well, I'll tell you nothing more attractive than balancing
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: a spreadsheet and paying your way. Is it the end
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: of the financial years?
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's around about this time.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: So who does do you? Because you run your own business?
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: So trader who looks forel.
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: Those accountant to do a lot of that. You know,
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: my wife's actually very good and a lot of that stuff,
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: but obviously getting the accountant to chick it all off
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: and stuff.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: That email from the accountant.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I found myself in a huge tax hole a few
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: years ago. Opened the thousands and thousands of dollars because
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I'd tacked the wrong buddy tax bracket for a secondary
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: job I had, And for years they just let you
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: get away with it, and one day they're like, hey, buddy,
• 39:12
  Speaker 2: you asked fourteen thousand dollars, didn't they have fourteen thousand dollars?
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Who'd brow it from my father in law?
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: Don't I let you pay it off?
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they can let you pay it off as well.
• 39:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well I brought it from my father unnecessarily, so
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: it seems anyway. These are things you can say in
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: the bedroom and so while doing your Texas kick it off.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Megan, Wow, that's a big return.
• 39:37
  Speaker 10: Thanks.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: You can say the bedroom and doing your Texas. It's
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: gonna take me months to recover from this.
• 39:42
  Speaker 2: This is this is a lot harder than I thought
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: it would be.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: Oh that was one of them. Okay, thanks for teaching
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: me to do that. It'd be so much easier to
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: finish now.
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Thanks, you can say the bedroom and doing your taxes.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: I would like to withdraw, Please.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Do I do I have to pay controlled support?
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: I can't believe I've got to pay that much of
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: the stone round.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm getting completely screwed here.
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: I'm going to need the receipt things.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: What's this unexplained deposit.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: And surely this isn't legal.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Now there's one here that came to on Facebook. I
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: don't know, I've just looked at it last minute. One
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: it's about dining out. Ah, what are we feeling? What
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: are we feeling? Connects something about dining out and claiming
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: it back there you go. Yeah, the double ng tiensure
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: is even too much for me. Yeah, there things you
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: can say in the bedroom and stuff. We didn't quite
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: too towards the exactly