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The Starbucks Cocktail Hour - Son of a Boy Dad: Ep. 92 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey, Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 1: I know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 2: I got a drink named after me, Motor Big Dood
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  Speaker 1: That's what I thought.
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  Speaker 2: See you, fellas, I invented the thing you pigeoned Pink
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  Speaker 2: Whitney for legendary moments. What is up? Everybody? Welcome back
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  Speaker 2: to Son of a Boy Dad Podcast. Today it is Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: Come on December thirteenth thirteen. Going to say thirteenth No
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  Speaker 2: you weren't, Yes, I was.
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  Speaker 1: You would have said it if you were going to
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  Speaker 1: say because I was that's very easy to do. You're
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  Speaker 1: stealing dave shtick back on the Rundowns. Dude, Dave would
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  Speaker 1: pretend he didn't know what day it was. God, he's
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  Speaker 1: the fucking content.
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  Speaker 2: We are here in the new barstool studio, and I
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  Speaker 2: got a bone to pick with it. Why that it exists?
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  Speaker 1: Because this entire time we could suck as a show
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  Speaker 1: and we could be like, yeah, but if the studio
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  Speaker 1: was nicer, And now we have nothing to fucking hide us.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're barely exposed.
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  Speaker 2: Bro, I have nothing. I think the show is very good.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kidding, you know, I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Noday, Why don't you just go fucking hang out with
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  Speaker 2: Pat Bev or some shit?
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  Speaker 1: Are you jealous? Do you want to meet him?
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  Speaker 2: Now?
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  Speaker 1: You want to come to one of the Lakers games?
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  Speaker 2: Ah? No?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, this show is great and the fact that
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  Speaker 1: we have a new studio makes me so much more comfortable.
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  Speaker 1: This reminds me of like a coffee table that would
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  Speaker 1: be at my shitty apartment where I live with a
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  Speaker 1: bunch of dudes, and they would just be like noves
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  Speaker 1: in it and shit carved into it, and it's warped
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  Speaker 1: from beer being spilled on it. You eat your little
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  Speaker 1: fucking Chinese food, some of the rice gets caught in
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  Speaker 1: between and baby roll some weed up on it. A
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  Speaker 1: couple of blunts, fat lines, a couple of roaches, some
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  Speaker 1: fucking massive gator tails of cocaine that we're doing off this.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah like that. I've been getting really into coke lately. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I noticed that about you. You do it at your desk,
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  Speaker 2: oh dode all day. You do it at Erica's desk.
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  Speaker 2: You do it like a exhibition today everywhere. Erica's desk
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  Speaker 2: is kind of the safe haven for coke. Yeah, well,
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  Speaker 2: she just has a big drawer of it. She's cool
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  Speaker 2: about a mountain, Like a drawer was just a mountain
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  Speaker 2: of cocaine.
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  Speaker 1: There's no cameras in there.
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  Speaker 2: Just go and you just grab a little scoop, a
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  Speaker 2: little handful. Yeah, throw it on the face.
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  Speaker 1: Wakes you up. Yeah, that's what they do before the
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  Speaker 1: rundown every time I powder your nose. But it's been
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  Speaker 1: so electric lately, yeah, John Rich, that's what John Rich
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  Speaker 1: brought to the table. A kilo of coke every week.
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  Speaker 2: How long would a lieu of coke last? Someone?
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  Speaker 1: Who are we talking about we're talking about a vacuum
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  Speaker 1: nose like myself, a Greek.
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  Speaker 2: Nosed bastard like my You're always doing coke. Well, I
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  Speaker 2: got the biggest nostrils this side of the today. How
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  Speaker 2: do you think I got sick? I'm about to have
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  Speaker 2: a prolapse septum like already. Lang, My shit's about to
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  Speaker 2: collapse on itself. Yeah, you better not get me sick. Bro,
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  Speaker 2: Everyone on the act is getting sick.
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  Speaker 1: You got you guys were all sick last week.
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  Speaker 2: I'm getting a month ago.
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  Speaker 1: No, you were sick around Thanksgiving.
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  Speaker 2: It's about a month ago.
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  Speaker 1: That's last month, at the top of last month. That's
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  Speaker 1: fourteen days ago. And I just dodged it by going
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  Speaker 1: on my sweet ass vacation that you're I know, I
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  Speaker 1: know you're jealous of it. I know you wanted to
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  Speaker 1: go on vacation with my wife talking about Palm Island
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  Speaker 1: my best friend, one of my best friends, and his girlfriend.
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  Speaker 2: Is it was it Palm Island?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? It was that water bottle is Oh, yeah, it
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  Speaker 1: is from there. Yeah that I did ask for a
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  Speaker 1: water bottle. I asked for a water bottle for Christmas
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  Speaker 1: from my parents.
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  Speaker 2: And they said get one at Palm Island.
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  Speaker 1: Well, now they're going to be disappointed to see that
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  Speaker 1: not only am I doing copious amounts of cocaine, but
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  Speaker 1: also I already have a water bottle.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of a shitty water bottle though, Is that
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  Speaker 2: a whole twelve ounces? Max? I know it is tiny
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  Speaker 2: as any one of those big ass ones, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: not trying to have one of those big gallon ones.
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  Speaker 1: Are you talking about a gallon?
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  Speaker 2: I know it's a gallon water bottle.
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  Speaker 1: That shit's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: It was awesome because then it had times and it
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  Speaker 2: said like you should be drinking this much water by
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  Speaker 2: this time.
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  Speaker 1: It is a bit of a hard move though.
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  Speaker 2: Well this is when I was like getting in shape.
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  Speaker 2: When you're back in our gym now, yes, yes, of course.
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  Speaker 2: Tyler just asked me if I wants to go to
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  Speaker 2: a bar after this, and I said, u uh uh,
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  Speaker 2: not until these buys and tries are just fucking.
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  Speaker 1: Demolished and then you can go.
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  Speaker 2: It's actually back in buys a rest, eh, yeah, pull
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  Speaker 2: Dad's sick Pull Day pushed it. Yeah, I know what
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  Speaker 2: it is, a break, I know what the fuck the
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  Speaker 2: fucking torture chamber.
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  Speaker 1: Put your hands up if you fucking hear us. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: give a wood into your pod.
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  Speaker 2: You can put your hands up without feeling excruciating amounts
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  Speaker 2: of soreness.
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  Speaker 1: Which I I gets wrong because I shock my delts
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  Speaker 1: like fucking Bobby Lang. Dude, I got delts like fucking
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  Speaker 1: you know Bobby Lang. I do the dude from Rougher Rowdy.
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  Speaker 1: He's got the biggest traps I've ever seen in their life. No,
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  Speaker 1: he's not on the roy dude. Not put smut on
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  Speaker 1: Bobby Lang's name.
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  Speaker 2: But I'm calling out Bobby Lang for rough and rowdy.
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  Speaker 2: B I want Bobby Lang in the ring and him.
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  Speaker 1: It's funny when new people come to barstool and like
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  Speaker 1: they're like, I need to set up a fucking Josh
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  Speaker 1: Prays doing that right now.
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  Speaker 2: Just try fight.
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  Speaker 1: He's trying to fight anybody that'll have it. People go
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  Speaker 1: through their little faces of just wanting to brawl.
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  Speaker 2: It's funny too, because Dave has said so many times
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  Speaker 2: that it literally does nothing. He's like, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: anyone to fight. I'm not asking anyone to fight. He's like,
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  Speaker 2: it's not going to help your career, Like you're not
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  Speaker 2: going to get like a lifetime contract. If you fight,
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  Speaker 2: they think he's being coy. Then I know, and then
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  Speaker 2: everyone's like, I'm gonna fight.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think so.
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  Speaker 2: Now I want to get my face bashed in.
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  Speaker 1: I think I know what what you want better than
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  Speaker 1: you want. It was sweet at rough Roudy though.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it looked fun.
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  Speaker 1: I know you didn't watch it.
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  Speaker 2: No, I watched some of it.
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  Speaker 1: No, I know what you're doing on Friday night, playing
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  Speaker 1: video games and doing coke. You think that doing a
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  Speaker 1: ton of coke would make you better at those video games.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I've never done coke, So who am
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  Speaker 2: I to say?
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  Speaker 1: Perhaps you have done coke?
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  Speaker 2: I've never know. I haven't. Yes, you have, No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 1: Why is your voice cracking like that?
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  Speaker 2: It's not. I genuinely have not.
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  Speaker 1: I have seen you do coke? No, you have not.
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  Speaker 1: I've seen you do it.
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  Speaker 2: No you have. How much I've seen you do coke?
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  Speaker 2: A thousand times? How much detailed do you just pull
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  Speaker 2: it out and you're throwing it around it? How much
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  Speaker 2: detailed do you want me to get into, dude, before
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  Speaker 2: you can watchfore you can tell the truth, dude, all
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  Speaker 2: strap into a lot of detective tests, right fucking now?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what ben Mint said after he stole all the.
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  Speaker 2: Bro I actually haven't, and I have really no interests.
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  Speaker 1: Why because you see what it does to your closest friends.
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  Speaker 2: I've seen it take so many of my friends' lives.
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  Speaker 1: You've seen it crush people's septims left and right.
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  Speaker 2: I've done feting all a couple of times.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's nothing. That's fucking barely anything.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 1: I saw a girl on TikTok the other day who
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  Speaker 1: out of her fucking nose collapsed like already saw that too,
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  Speaker 1: and she was and she was growing hair on her nose.
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  Speaker 2: I was disgusting. So that on Reddit.
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  Speaker 1: That's so gross.
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  Speaker 2: This poor bitch. I was actually about to do cocaine
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  Speaker 2: for the first time and then I saw that and
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  Speaker 2: I said, not for me.
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  Speaker 1: It was on the phone that you were going to
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  Speaker 1: do it off if you're getting and I.
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  Speaker 2: Was like, what was that?
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  Speaker 1: What the hell? She's got a hairy nose. Tip that
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  Speaker 1: she should get one.
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  Speaker 2: Of You should get one of those coke mirrors for this,
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  Speaker 2: for this coffee.
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  Speaker 1: Table, and a fucking mirror for the ceiling.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking mirror. Yeah, we need a fucking mirror.
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  Speaker 1: I heard mirrors make a space look bigger. Mirrors make
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  Speaker 1: a space look wider. I feel like that would be
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  Speaker 1: Maybe I don't. I don't really love a mirror, and
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  Speaker 1: I don't like him either. Maybe a circular mirror we got, We.
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  Speaker 2: Got a nice mirror in our apartment. Full body.
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  Speaker 1: You need to move, bro, I know, are you gonna?
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  Speaker 2: Probably not.
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  Speaker 1: You took me out in your neighborhood this past weekend.
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  Speaker 2: I did a nice little area.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful area.
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  Speaker 2: Beautiful area.
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  Speaker 1: The area is what what's good about where you live?
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  Speaker 1: You're the only good part about You're a part that's
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  Speaker 1: about where you live.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I like living there. Because I'm right next
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  Speaker 2: to I can walk to the stand and I'm if
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  Speaker 2: I ever get past it, the seller broads chipping a
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  Speaker 2: pud away.
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  Speaker 1: The seller's right there, Bro, that movie theaters over there.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know the seller was that close. You ever
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  Speaker 2: go over there just to Sometimes I go over and
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  Speaker 2: I just stand and I go, holy shit?
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  Speaker 1: Is that a tell?
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  Speaker 2: Andrew Schultz used to go up here before he went
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  Speaker 2: to Morocco to dodge taxes.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe he's in Morocco dodging taxes right now.
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  Speaker 2: I remember when Andrew Schultz bought his special back the
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  Speaker 2: network right here.
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  Speaker 1: No one believed that he could fucking do it. No
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  Speaker 1: one believed in as.
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  Speaker 2: Dude in the in that. I watched that Smile movie
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  Speaker 2: yesterday and there's a guy in the movie who looks
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  Speaker 2: exactly like Andrew Schultz.
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  Speaker 1: You think they just couldn't get him.
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  Speaker 2: I think so.
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  Speaker 1: That sucks.
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  Speaker 2: I could see Andrew Schultz being a really good actor
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  Speaker 2: because he's just good at everything.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, except for I have gotten into a part of
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  Speaker 1: TikTok recently. I'm trying to get back in at TikTok,
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  Speaker 1: and there's a part of there's an anti Schultz part
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  Speaker 1: of TikTok where they just like show his bad moments
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  Speaker 1: and ship like that. It's like an anti Schultz algorithm
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  Speaker 1: that you can find on TikTok.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like you're liking that stuff, bro. The algorithm appeals
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  Speaker 2: to you.
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  Speaker 1: I know, well, I just had never seen a bad size.
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  Speaker 2: A brother to me.
• 9:17
  Speaker 1: No, he's you never even spoken to him. This I did.
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  Speaker 2: He's gonna open them for me in Philly, Bro, do
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  Speaker 2: not remember that as a chaltz come up do some time?
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  Speaker 2: That was never I can see if I can put
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  Speaker 2: you up. I was never gonna a what the hell
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  Speaker 2: is that? Don't be coughing in my direction.
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  Speaker 1: Fle me ask cough dude, I had to.
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  Speaker 2: It's either it towards you or towards the mic, and
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  Speaker 2: the mic would be way work due towards the mic. No, dude,
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  Speaker 2: these are about the listeners. Yes, I'm not trying to
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  Speaker 2: blow out the listener's ears. I don't want to get sick, dude,
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna get sick. My big weekend coming up in Buffalo,
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  Speaker 2: New York this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Buffalo, New York. What are you doing up there?
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  Speaker 2: I'll be doing stand up comedy. We get a stacked lineup.
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  Speaker 2: Mook will be there. Elon Musk is gonna come out
• 9:54
  Speaker 2: do some time. Uh yeah. Tickets are going fucking fast,
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: so they'll probably be sold out by the time this
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  Speaker 2: even comes out.
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  Speaker 1: Elon Musk must be the biggest idiot ever.
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  Speaker 2: That was awesome that video.
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  Speaker 1: He's so dumb, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Did you see the person that posted it there? Their
• 10:09
  Speaker 2: account got deleted?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, But isn't it because or is that because
• 10:13
  Speaker 1: Chappelle like makes you put your phone like up your.
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  Speaker 2: As I'm sure they use that as the excuse, but
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  Speaker 2: it's not the first time that someone's posted clips from
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  Speaker 2: Hotel's or not a tell from Chappelle's.
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  Speaker 1: Shit. Yeah, Elon Musk with his I Am not owned
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  Speaker 1: ass on Twitter flailing. He's so dumb, just not to
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  Speaker 1: realize that, Like, you gotta fucking step back from the
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  Speaker 1: spotlight a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: His biggest crime is trying to expect was gonna happen, Like,
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  Speaker 2: what did he expect to happen?
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  Speaker 1: I think I know exactly what he expected to happen.
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  Speaker 1: He thought people don't think I'm cool right now, but
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  Speaker 1: everybody thinks that Dave Chappelle's cool. So I'm gonna go
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: to Dave Chappelle's.
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  Speaker 2: Day though, because there's a lot of people that don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think everybody thinks shit. A ton
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  Speaker 2: of people that hate Dave Chappelle. But I think that's
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  Speaker 2: what he thought.
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  Speaker 1: I think that he thought that everyone thinks Dave Chappelle
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  Speaker 1: is cool.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy.
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  Speaker 1: He's dumb.
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  Speaker 2: He's dumb.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just a fucking idiot right now. He needs
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  Speaker 1: to like what is he What did he do for Twitter?
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  Speaker 1: Did he just change the blue check color.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if he did anything. I mean the
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  Speaker 2: people say he did stuff, but like, Twitter hasn't changed
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  Speaker 2: at all. I remember for that like one minute when
• 11:15
  Speaker 2: everyone was like, dude, it's over. When Twitter is getting deleted.
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to go back to that mindset. My Twitter
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  Speaker 1: experience has sucked recently.
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  Speaker 2: Really, mine's been great.
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  Speaker 1: I every time I open it, it leads up with the
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  Speaker 1: ad that I can't scroll out of.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that shit's insane. There's all a sudden there's a
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: ton of ads and.
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  Speaker 1: It's painted at the top, like I can't scroll down
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  Speaker 1: and get new shit in my until I buy something
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  Speaker 1: from that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I just bought some Sportsky diamonds, the diamonds.
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  Speaker 2: All of my ads are like these weird ass like
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: uh like recommendation like like toys, Yes, like weird like
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: fidget spinner type thing.
• 11:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck is that?
• 11:50
  Speaker 2: That's who Twitter's advertising with, because I mean those are
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: all probably just fronts for shit. I told you that
• 11:55
  Speaker 2: the that the went we saw the dat chat headquarters right.
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  Speaker 1: Where was that.
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  Speaker 2: Chat headquarters is in New Brunswick across you did say that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't even think I'll put two and two together.
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  Speaker 1: At the time.
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  Speaker 2: Crazy. Oh yeah, no ship.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, can we speak freely about that chat at this point?
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  Speaker 3: Probably not made for drug dealers and fucking sucks trafficking.
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  Speaker 2: Great guys over there, people, good people over there.
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  Speaker 1: People criticize like the golfers for taking the Saudi's money,
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  Speaker 1: like we're no, we're no better than them. We took
• 12:26
  Speaker 1: that Chat's money, like fucking that, dude.
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  Speaker 2: They're good people, great people, they mean well, no matter
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  Speaker 2: what they're doing.
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  Speaker 1: No matter what age of humans they try, if it's
• 12:36
  Speaker 1: eighteen year old or six.
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  Speaker 2: They got different laws in New Brunswick. It's different over that.
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  Speaker 2: It's basically off shore. It's different one hour from here.
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  Speaker 1: You want Old Brunswick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you fucking go
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  Speaker 1: back to Old Brunswick. But yeah, Buffalo is gonna be
• 12:48
  Speaker 1: fucking sweet.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
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  Speaker 6: Uh.
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  Speaker 1: You're basically just reliving your the best new weekend of
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  Speaker 1: your fall in the winter time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty much.
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  Speaker 1: Are you gonna do any of the same ship or
• 12:59
  Speaker 1: some different ship?
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  Speaker 2: Well, I want to go to the Bills game. I
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  Speaker 2: think we're still gonna go. We just might be late
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  Speaker 2: and might miss the first like quarter.
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  Speaker 1: What is it a night game?
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  Speaker 2: It's at eight fifteen I think, and our last show
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  Speaker 2: on Saturday is at six pm, so it'll probably be
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: done by what like seven forty. You could probably honestly
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: make it there on time. We just won't be able
• 13:16
  Speaker 2: to like tailgate or anything.
• 13:17
  Speaker 1: Or the poor people at your show as you're like
• 13:19
  Speaker 1: fucking motoring through, Joe.
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: We're gonna get out of your guys. But also like
• 13:25
  Speaker 2: they would like that, Like I'm not actually gonna do that,
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: but people are probably gonna be like, all right, let's
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: feed this up. The Bills game starts in thirty minutes.
• 13:31
  Speaker 1: Or it's people who are like I hate sports. This
• 13:34
  Speaker 1: is my one chance to be able to have a
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: diversion during the Bills game. This show will probably go
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: until nine third.
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: I don't think anyone like relax.
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: And watch some stand up comedy and get away from
• 13:45
  Speaker 1: these crazy Bills fans.
• 13:46
  Speaker 2: Oh bro, if it's a hot show, you know I'm
• 13:48
  Speaker 2: doing an hour thirty.
• 13:50
  Speaker 5: Are you jumping through a table?
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh yeah, big time. I'm gonna jump through a
• 13:53
  Speaker 2: table on stage.
• 13:54
  Speaker 1: And get yeah and get covered in mustard and ketchup. Yeah,
• 13:57
  Speaker 1: Peop would love that single packet. Yeah, I'm gonna love
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: that shit breay down. Oh, they're gonna fucking love that.
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: I got some new stuff too. I wrote a bunch
• 14:05
  Speaker 2: of Christmas jokes yesterday. Oh, I had a bad day
• 14:07
  Speaker 2: yesterday until like the evening. I had a good evening,
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: but a bad day.
• 14:11
  Speaker 7: Were you say, I'm not going back to college to
• 14:14
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• 14:29
  Speaker 7: not whatever you think college is for.
• 14:32
  Speaker 2: Get Uber one for students, a membership to save on
• 14:34
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  Speaker 5: What deals this good?
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• 14:40
  Speaker 5: Savings may very eligibility and member terms apply.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: No, dude. As soon as the act ended, I had
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: this dermatologist appoyment again. Another dermatologist appointment that once again
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: did not work. Show up to the doctor's office fifteen
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: minutes early. McKay. I'm checking in. It's Harry blah blah blah.
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: I'm checking in for my appointment. I have an appointment at
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: three o'clock with doctor Susan. Ooh yeah, your appointment got canceled. Damn,
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Like why? Like I didn't. I didn't. There's no email,
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: know nothing about it getting canceled. So I'm in the
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: doctor's office like they're like, did you pay your twenty
• 15:12
  Speaker 2: five dollars fee? And I was like no, because I
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: never got an email about paying a twenty five dollars fee,
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: nor did I get an email about it getting canceled.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: So I had to reschedule for next Monday.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: Which is fine. I didn't. I didn't care about that.
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: But then this is where shit got. This is where
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: this is where I got. I was experiencing some rage.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I uh So, then I'm like in the West Village,
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I want to go to a coffee shop
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: and write some jokes because I need new material and
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: I wanted to do Christmas stuff for the Buffalo shows,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: and plus you're steaming Mat and I'm steaming Matt.
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: You have the inspiration to create art.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: And I go to CVS to get pens because I
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: ran out of my pens. They didn't have my pen
• 15:51
  Speaker 2: brand that I go them I go to are you serious? Yeah?
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: And then whatever can go wrong?
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: Well, oh my god.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: And then and then I go.
• 16:00
  Speaker 1: Might as well prick yourself and use your own blood.
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: Okay. Then I'm walking around looking for a coffee shop.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: I don't even Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: What the hell is that?
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: He's just getting warmed up?
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was the first wrap. That was literally
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: the that's literally right outside.
• 16:14
  Speaker 5: Just push him off this cap. Yeah.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: All right, Well, I'm so I'm going around looking for
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: a coffee shop. No coffee shops because everything is filled
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: because it's freezing out and everyone's working in coffee shops.
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: So finally I'm like, all right, I'm just gonna go
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: to the Starbucks reserve. But that's it's like the it's
• 16:28
  Speaker 2: like the big Starbucks where they sell cocktails as well.
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: God damn, yeah, it sucks.
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: I go to Starbucks that canteina taco bell type of thing. Yeah, exactly, exactly,
• 16:37
  Speaker 1: elevated concept, and I go. So I go to Starbucks.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: I've been walking around for like thirty minutes trying to
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: find somewhere to go. I finally landed on Starbucks. It's
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: like twenty degrees out I go in.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: I go up to the guy and I'm like, hey,
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: do you guys have just like a regular coffee? Dude
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: laughs in my face.
• 16:53
  Speaker 1: At starbar.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: I was like, he's like a regular coffee and he's
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: like and I'm like, yeah, just like a regular plane coffee.
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: And he's like, that's hard. He goes like this, he
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: was that's our drip coffee, and I was like, what
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: the fuck does that mean?
• 17:09
  Speaker 1: Sorry?
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: And then he goes what size and they're doing the
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: whole like grande fente, whatever the fuck those words are,
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: and I was like, I'll just do medium, and man,
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: I get my call. I'm not even gonna drink the coffee.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: I don't like coffee. I like it, but I can't
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: drink it. I just want to do something that would
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: that I could sit down with it so they wouldn't
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: be like, you can't be here.
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: So you should have ordered him fucking sign language, I know.
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: So I go traffic control.
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: Or I go over and there's this like one area,
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: like the whole place is packed, nowhere to sit. I
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: go over. There's one little corner where there's places to sit.
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: I go over, I sit down. I knew this was
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: gonna happen because I was like, all of a sudden,
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: I noticed, and there's like menus and shit. I'm like,
• 17:44
  Speaker 2: this is definitely like a separate part of the Starbucks reserve.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Guy comes up to me and he's like, hey, are
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: you gonna order a cocktail? It's like three o'clock on
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: a Monday. And I'm like, no, I'm not gonna order
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: a cocktail right now. And he's like, ooh, you can't
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: sit here then, damn. I'm looking around and there's like
• 18:01
  Speaker 2: people all around me just drinking cocktails at three o'clock
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: on a Monday.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: Probably just because they wanted to sit and write jokes.
• 18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, okay, so I have to
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: move and he's like, I can find you help us.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: I can help you find a seat.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: That's cool of him.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: No, I was like, I don't need you to fucking
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: help me find a seat.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: Were there no more seats?
• 18:19
  Speaker 5: No?
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: I found one? Yeah, I found the last one.
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: So all right, So you didn't need his help.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: But dude, like the people that are drinking cocktails at
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: Monday at three o'clock on Monday, I'm like, I'm fucking
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: out my words right now. Who is even going to
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: having a stroke.
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you might be. That should happen to me when
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: I got sick my cognitive functions.
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: So I'm like it fakesing up words like crazy, it's.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: Because you're fucking spinning right now, you're spinning. That's fine.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: Spin Anyways, Dude, they shouldn't They shouldn't have a reserved area.
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: They shouldn't have deserved area. Should be a fucking prison cell.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: Why are they drinking cocktails at three pe? Yeah?
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: This Starbucks shouldn't exist, Like what the fuck are they
• 18:53
  Speaker 1: trying to do?
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: And they're giving them like the nice area.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: What are they trying to become?
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: There's people there with like their families.
• 18:59
  Speaker 1: It's probably cause they're paying seventeen dollars for a cocktail.
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: I almost bought a cocktail and just didn't drink it
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: so I could sit there.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: Here coffee that you're not drinking, and you're ten dollar
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: spicy margarita.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: That ended up being a productive day.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: He cranked out some jokes.
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I wrote for like an hour and a half,
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: which is I gotta stop doing that. I gotta start
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: writing because like I then I'll then I won't write
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: anything else for another like three days. But what I
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: should do is write like for like twenty minutes a day.
• 19:22
  Speaker 1: Well, why not just take the whole hour and a
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: half when you have the inspiration.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I know you're right, do you?
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: How much do you cross out when you write shit down?
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: Nothing?
• 19:31
  Speaker 1: So you just write the whole joke perfectly the first time.
• 19:34
  Speaker 2: Oh no, No, it's usually like I'll write down like
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: queues to remember shit, and then I'll like like just
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: like rerite through, rewrite it, fix it, just slip through,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: let me see it. Oh no, that's not my joke book.
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: The fuck is that?
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Well, it's like this is like my I don't even
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: know why I have this. I think it was like
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: in my pocket. This is like I write down my
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: set list. Whoa, what the fuck? What for?
• 19:56
  Speaker 1: Swastika's connected to each other?
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: This is like like that was beautiful. I never have
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: seen something like if I think of something when I'm
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: like walking around, I'll write it down on this. But
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: I don't really use this anymore. I just used my
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: big notebook now. Sure, bro, but I'm pumped about this
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: new stuff I wrote. I think it's very funny.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Are you gonna use it into January?
• 20:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Definitely? What about February yeah, probably whole winter for sure.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: It's that good. It's all just about like Christmas movies.
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: I wrote some funny shit about Charlie Brown.
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: I think Charlie Brown is a bastard.
• 20:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that bastard, Charlie Brown.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: He is an absolute dickhead. Yeah, well he's just dumb
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: as hell. Yeah, I think he's dumb as Elon Musk.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It's also funny because he's six years old in
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: the movie.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, six years old.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: This commercialist society will destroy the holiday?
• 20:45
  Speaker 1: Is that what he's talking about?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: It flamed his ass too, and his dog laughing at him.
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: Everybody was clowning on Brown because he had that bitch
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: ass tree. Yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I mean he's weak, like he thinks that he has
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: a going on and he does not have a go
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: on at all going on. He's fucking broken, poor, and
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: he's he has no self awareness. Leave me the hell
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: is going on? Leave me alone?
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: That other things going on?
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: I do just fucking wallowing Gilly hitting me up. They're
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: trying to squash the beef with pat. We're not trying
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: to squash it. They're trying to get that ship fired up. No,
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: we're about to tie together to bandanas.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: The episode. You need me to step out, No, I
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: need you to step out. I need you on my
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: pick your side.
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Million dollars.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Definitely wallowing Gilly what Yeah? Yeah? When have they ever
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: had your mom pat bevversus wallowing Gilly. I'm going wallowing Gilly.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: What for you that Gilly made about Rick Ross Ricky
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: rape a bitch, dude, I'm not. I don't want to
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: be on the against I don't want to be on
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: the defense of that. You have to hell no.
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: That what you're fucking literally sitting move with me right here.
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: You can't be on the other son. I'm just being honest.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: This is bullshit.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: I'm just being honest.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: You're making me sick.
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you got to fix this. You see what
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: you're doing on solo. I'll go so cut his MIC's No,
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: you're not ready for that. Get Gillow and we'll get
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Gillan Wallow.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: On the line. You don't even know their names. Everyone
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: can tell you're vaping. Dude, Stop trying to do it
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: in your seat.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: I love but when I see Wallow, when he looks
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: at me, goes legend. You know you don't know who
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: I am? Yeah, he forgets your name on You're a legend,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, dude, you don't even know what my
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: name is. And it's like the name that I go
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: by is the most rememberable name.
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: It is very rememberable, memorable however you slice it, however
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: you want to say it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: Dude, you can tell he's from film time, a legend.
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: I make up my own words.
• 22:38
  Speaker 1: Rememberable.
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you could tell you guys would be going crazy
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: old rememberable. I never even thought about that.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: I used to pray for time. I was like, this
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: to be rememberable.
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: Dude. You being in that fucking video is crazy. What
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: was Always Tunny episode? Yeah, I was just watching it
• 22:55
  Speaker 2: on my TV and I and I was like, I
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: thought I saw klob at first, and I was like, now,
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: there's no way. And then all of a sudden, you're
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: on the screen and I was like, reround it, and
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: I rerounded. I saw you were in both. You were
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: on twice, Caleb was only on once. Dude.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: The way that they hit us up about that episode,
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: the Always Sunny people hit us up.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Like the like who like the producers.
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: Someone involved with the show, and they wanted all of
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: our clips from that. They're like, it's gonna be a
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: big part of the episode. So we gave them our
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: whole super Bowl video, all the behind the scenes footage.
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: Devil had got it all on his phone, the entire
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: like raw footage that was uncut, multiple camera angles. They're like,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: you're gonna be a big part of this episode. Like
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: we were like, holy fuck.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: They basically were telling us we were gonna be in
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: Always Sonny. Yeah, they were telling us basically we were
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: gonna be characters in Always Sunny.
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: How do they find it? Just like because they're Philly people.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: And because that was like the biggest video about the
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Super Bowl celebration. Like I think we were the only
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: people on the street that had every angle of the
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: celebration covered that were boots on the ground. Like, now
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: people will be out there, There'll probably be a million
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: people out there if it happens again.
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: Do you remember of the episode them of the number?
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Season one episode? What?
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: Season one season what episode? No, I don't even remember.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Or I would have that shit tattooed on me. But
• 24:10
  Speaker 2: I mean then the episode Wine Up came it out,
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: came out, and we're in one.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Flash of a scene.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: But that's the best part of the entire episode. It
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: was sweet for us.
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: But it's like from the way that they said it,
• 24:19
  Speaker 1: they made it seem like they were going to like
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: it was going to be like a focal point of
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: the plot or some shit like that.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: But that episode's not that great because the first there's
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: two parts of that episode. The first part is better
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: because that's the one where Charlie's like stuck in the
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: bear trap and he's like crawling around the bard to
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: do all of his like rituals before the Eagles game.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that that was weird.
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: It was funny. But then the second part is when
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: it's like it's just like Mac and then like all
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: the side characters at the at the game in the box.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: And I still don't really understand why they were in
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: a box. I think Frank got it for them.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: I think it's because they didn't want to film.
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: The stadium, but they were. But that wasn't but I'm.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Saying, like they didn't want to have extras. Oh yeah,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it probably cut down
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: on the pretty yeah, and just made it a little
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: bit simpler.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: But then like the Eagles win and then they show
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: the clip of like, uh whatever his name is, Rob
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: mac maclehenny Yeah, they show him like actually at the
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: super Bowl and then it cuts to like you guys
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: right away, and I was like, holy shit, that was
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: the best part by far the montage.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they told us that Rob maclahenny hand selected it
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: really from all the clips. He was like these I
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: need him on screen, and I need him on screen
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: twice really and that was me that he I wouldn't
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: be surprised. Dude, same high school? Really, yeah, damn, what's
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: the same grade school? Honestly we both went to Waldron
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: for grade school, Saint just prep for high school, damn.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: And and he's super successful.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: He's stalking his ass, No, he was. I mean we
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: should have him on the podcast.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: You think he'd come on? Yeah, I probably the only
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: actually know, there's probably other people from Waldron Mercy Academy
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: who podcasts.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Dude that that.
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: Those guys are like kind of intimidating though, because they're
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: like really smart. Yeah, like have you ever listened to
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: their podcast? No, it's not like they're not very like
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: joking in real life. They're more like very like precise
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: and like smart you can tell.
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: Just brilliant, dude, Satos prep guys. Mantest meant for others, honestly,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: is what comes down to.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, hell yeah. They just took Latin in high school.
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: It just makes you a little bit smarter, makes you
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: a lot smarter, dude.
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: Me and Caleb were also supposed to have like a
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: spot on this show, uh Little Dicky show.
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: Oh really is that Dave? Yeah?
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Is it?
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: Dave?
• 26:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah yeah.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Early on they told us. I don't know if we
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: were going to have like a role in it or
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: something like that. I think it was before the show
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: even came out.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Is a Philly guy? Yeah, he's like uh.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: Cheltenham or some shit like that, like a surrounding Philly area.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: It's a hotbed, dude. There's a lot of funny ass
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: fucking people coming out of there.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: There is what what was the rooke?
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: Muke's one of them, Muke Luke's one of the legends.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: What was what was the role supposed to be?
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: I think that uh, we were supposed to be like
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: the tie Dollar sign roll or some shit like that,
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: like the very successful musicians or some shit. And no,
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: I don't even know what the role was.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, it was like tie dollar signs black right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: we could have I would have been a little dicey.
• 26:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we couldn't have exactly played the black dudes in
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: the show.
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: But that was.
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: Funny that they were like just trying to put or
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: from my perspective, trying to put us in shows. I
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: had no chops to be in anything.
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: Were they trying to put you in for like the
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: same thing?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Or no? For super Bowl?
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: So no, no, like a character in the show.
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: Oh damn who why didn't you do it?
• 27:18
  Speaker 1: I think they like had reached out to I don't
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: know if it was through Erica or someone like they
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: reached out early on. I think it just didn't materialize
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: or maybe whatever plotline they were trying to write us
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: into a rid of it. Yeah there he was probably
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: just like look at these losers. Now look at that
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: cool ass dude with long hair and and that loser,
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: I mean.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Little Dickie will definitely be on Sunday Conversations within the
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: next like two months, do you think so? Probably?
• 27:41
  Speaker 5: What has he done recently?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Chill bro No, I mean, like I don't talk, they
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: don't don't talk shit on dick on l D has
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: Dave has like a season three I don't.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: Know, probably takes a minute to shoot that shit.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: I've never I've honestly never seen.
• 27:54
  Speaker 5: It's a very good show. That's I was just wondering,
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: like it does. Uh.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: It does almost a perfect job of talking about what
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: it's like to be like a white dude who's a rapper.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: It's so spot on that it wasn't even funny to me.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: It just made me uncomfortable because there were like shared experiences.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll be like, oh, you're a rapper, like rap, Yeah,
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: that's funny. That's it.
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: He was.
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: He was a I used to fuck with his music
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: a lot.
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: I talk like that, Bro, what changed?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I don't think he's put out any music in the
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: last like ten years.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I love whenever he would go and like sway in
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: the morning, like.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: That was awesome. He's the guy that around in in England.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Tim's Tim Westwood? Tim Westwood? Why is there food flying
• 28:35
  Speaker 2: out everything house? Like what if you haven't even eaten
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: anything in the last ten minutes? Just storing it in there?
• 28:42
  Speaker 2: A squirrel or just got it builds up in the cheeks.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: I think that was my tooth.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: It looks like your tooth.
• 28:57
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• 29:23
  Speaker 2: Bing bop. That's what he says in the In the
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Tim Westwood one.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Killy just posted the slander click with all the people laugh.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what you say and say a word for word.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Don't skip over anything.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: I don't think I need this skidd.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: There was a feti cheese in that tomato soup that
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: I was drinking.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: It looked good. The tomato soup looks good. I love
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: amato in there.
• 29:53
  Speaker 1: That was so good. It's from Prett across the street.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Their their soups are fucking cracks.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't even know they did. I thought they just
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: did coffee.
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: No, dude, they do like takeaway food. I like takeaway food.
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: I like.
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: I like it's like good airport sneakily enjoy airport food
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: like just a dumb ass sandwich.
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: I hate it.
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: There was a long time when I hated it. But
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: just like a grab and ghost sandwich to eat on
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: the plane has a level of satisfaction. What's that sitting
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: there being.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: What's that gas station in New York? But uh, it's
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: like it's like it's like huah wah, but it's a
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: different one.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: Seven circle K.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: No sheets, Sheets, Sheets. I got an egg salad from Sheets.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: God damn good it was.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: It was really and then I oh my stuff at
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: the same sheets and got another egg salad. Really, that
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: was really good.
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I know they have a good chef back there.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, bigreout driving up again, dude, just going to Sheets.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: The drive was awesome. It's nice to have that alone time.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: I don't really get a lot of a loane time
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: where I'm like completely by myself.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: You say anything yourself? Did you talk out loud yourself
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: at all?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, because the first hour we talked about this.
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: But the first hour is great. And then the demons
• 31:04
  Speaker 2: come crawling in.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: You start singing a little bit, though you could sing.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Oh I sang hard. I'm a big singer. A lot
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: of people don't know that about me. No, you're a
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: good singer. I love to sing you're Steven Singer. I'm
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: actually trying to get into some singing and stuff like
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: what like, I'm trying to get into music parody. You're
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: thinking about quitting comedy. I'm actually in Buffalo. Might have
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: been doing comedy. I'm just singing you seriously. Should it
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: worked for Eddie Murphy? Did it worked for Little Duval?
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: Worked for Little Dickie?
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: Work for a Little Dickie?
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: He was doing comedy for a bit, was he? I
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: think he was like trying to be a comedian, right,
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: I thought he.
• 31:33
  Speaker 5: Was trying to get onto the media scene through rap.
• 31:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, media, Like what kind of media?
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: What he's doing now?
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: But I think he'll use the rap and like parody
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: songs to'd be like, oh shit, this guy's like funny,
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: you can write.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: He was just looking for a job at barstool.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: Do you think it's weird that you like, aren't classified
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: as a comedian unless you do stand up comedy?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you see that clip about h Little Drewski
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: talking about how Kevin Hart came up to him and
• 31:55
  Speaker 1: was like, stop being a bitch. He's like what He's like,
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: stop being a bitch. I get up on that stage.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: You can do your little skits and everything like that,
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: but until you actually get on the stage, you're not
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: really doing it.
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's dumb as fuck? Is Kevin Hart has dudes
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: right jokes for him? Damn doesn't he? Yeah, he's a
• 32:14
  Speaker 2: whole team of people that he is a writer's room
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: for his stand up.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: What if people help Drewski with his skits though.
• 32:20
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they do, But like, I would never shit
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: on Drewsky, like he's fucking hysterical.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Well, it's just like a way of gatekeeping being like, yeah,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: you could do what you do, but can you do
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: what I do? You know what I mean?
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Like, like Kevin Hart couldn't do what Drewski's doing.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, probably not, or maybe he could. Now he makes
• 32:37
  Speaker 1: funny movies?
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: Are they funny movies? I don't know what funny movies
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: has been in right along Jamanji, right along with ice Cube.
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: You didn't think Jumanji was funny?
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: No, dude, those movies suck Jamanji. Drewski's awesome, dude, He's
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: fucking hysterical.
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: Trusky is the one. He's the funniest dude.
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: He's the funniest person on the internet by a mile.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Agree on that, Yeah, and he's doing it. He's doing
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: stand up. Isn't he doing a tour right now? Yeah,
• 33:04
  Speaker 2: he just released a tour. He just came out, he
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: signed like a ten million dollar contract. He'd just hanging
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: out with Jack Harlowe. Yeah, Eiffel Tower.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: And Dua lipa.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Man spitting the risiest game.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: But I've always thought that was weird because like there
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: are certain people who are like such funny writers and
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: like actors, comedic actors, but like they're not comedians.
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Like even the dude who writes White Lotus, that dude,
• 33:30
  Speaker 1: Mike White.
• 33:31
  Speaker 2: Like, yeah, he's not hilarious comedian because he doesn't ue stand.
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Up, right, but he's like a genius comedy writer and
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: like just plot writer, just like weaving the plots together.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like it is not like that's kind of laying that.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: Like I could call myself a comedian, but he like
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: he would get shit if he called himself a comedian.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: You're not actually a comedian?
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, bro, you don't get up on this. You
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: don't get up on the stage in front of fourteen.
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: People calling yourself a comedian.
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Bomb.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Well, actually ever identifying your job kind.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Of sucks oh yeah, when I have to like fill
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: shit out, like when you're like applying for like a
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: new apartment and stuff and you have to feel like
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: your occupational I have no idea what to say. You
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: still got some feti cheese in there.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: I never have.
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: Any idea what to say. Yeah, I was far Yeah,
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: content creator that and that is the worst.
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: That is the.
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: Worst thing I'd rather put like I don't even know
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: something bad.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, racist racist, I'm a professional racist. I'm a racist by.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Trade creator at Barstool Sports.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, though it is probably the same thing.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, those go hand in hand.
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah, it's part of the contract. But like even
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: saying like if you wanted to be like more like
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: vague or mysterious or proper about it, you could be
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: like I'm a writer or something like that. But it's like, ugh,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: that sounds terrible.
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that sounds better. I think that I
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: think that one sounds better than saying you're.
• 34:51
  Speaker 1: But saying you're a writer is like you're you think
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: you're like in like the nineteen thirties and like you're
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: like Hunter s. Thompson, like on a fucking beach in
• 34:58
  Speaker 1: Cuba or some shit. I'm a writer to darlings, I
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: go town to town and tell stories.
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Did I ever there's some movie where they I think
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: it's uh fuck, I forget what the movie is. There's
• 35:09
  Speaker 2: some movie where they say, like, you could become a
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: writer as soon as you start telling people you're a writer. Yeah,
• 35:14
  Speaker 2: because that's what you're writing, your own story. You write
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: in your own fucking book, bro, And this next chapter
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: just began.
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: Writing a book has to be the easiest shit ever.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: No, it doesn't, dude, that would be so hard.
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: Writing anybody a good book.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I didn't say a good book. I'm just saying a book.
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: So many people have books, dude, anybody.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I bet if you ask, like pulling around the office,
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: I think Jared Carrabas had like three books by the
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: time he was eighteen. Yeah, dude, but like the books
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: like that, don't like having a good book that like
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: sells well. Yeah, and you're just like a normal dude
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: who decided to write a book. That's got to be
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: like one of the hardest things you can.
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: Do, having a story in your brand.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Like, how do you sell books if you're like a
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: random person?
• 35:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to go to a random house. Get
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: that shit.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: Published, bro, And then what you sell them on the street?
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: And like I can't imagine, Like where do you like
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: you put them in a bookstore? No one's gonna buy it.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: I think that you're like in some famous author.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: Word of mouth. I guess. I don't know.
• 36:05
  Speaker 2: I don't know how you got to know someone who
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: goes on Joe Rogan and says, this book's good. That's
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: the only way, the only way you could sell books,
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: or you should be Oprah. Yeah, but Oprah is like
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: a pedophile. Now, no, bro, check the flight logs, back
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: What if she was fucking Epstein?
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: Bro, she was fucking Epstein and the kids?
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: No, what if she was just fucking Epstein? What if
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: she just like to give him rubs?
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah she probably did, Dude, you can find her. She's
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: a freak.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she is just getting rubbed by Epstein.
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: Bro, She's a goddamn freak.
• 36:36
  Speaker 1: Tell your little girls to take the night off.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: I'm doing this for the girls. That's so mad, it
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: is so dark.
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: It would be legendary of Oprah. I if that's why
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: she was on the logs.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: I know, but you would never really tell anybody that.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, like that's such a paradox for.
• 36:55
  Speaker 5: Her until her book comes out, Poor Brad.
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, until the book to tell all.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: The tell all of that seen logs. She was just
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: fucking taking the bullets for all the girls by making
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Epstein come every fifteen minutes. She had him on a
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: fucking timer. He just had to be milked.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: He's like a fucking animal and heat. Dude, horny guy,
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: horny bastard. Yeah, horny eggs.
• 37:20
  Speaker 2: She should have gotten him on somessr eyes. That would
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: have canceled out the whole thing. No sex drive, you'd
• 37:26
  Speaker 2: be back to doing like real estate or everything. Yeah
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: he's doing I blame his uh, I blame his therapist.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Or yeah, hissch.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Get him on high tigrams zoloftz. No sex ever again.
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: You girls are free to go.
• 37:42
  Speaker 2: I feel bad about what I've been doing.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: I want to kill myself. It's probably just the drugs.
• 37:49
  Speaker 1: You didn't do anything wrong, that's just how the drugs
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: make people feel. If you just admitted it to his therapist,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: he could be off scot free.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Dude in that smart you gotta watch this Smile movie.
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: I've been doing some toxic things, but they affirm me.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: So that's okay, right. Why what was the Smile movie?
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: It was funny? No, it's horrifying. Horrifying.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Is it a sexually transmitted disease? No, it's a It's like,
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: is there nudity in the movie. No, that does sound horrifying.
• 38:22
  Speaker 4: Jesus.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they want me to sit through the whole thing.
• 38:24
  Speaker 2: It's pretty good. I mean people are gonna get I'm
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: gonna get shitt on whatever. No matter what, everyone's really good.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: First of all, Barbarian fucking sucked. Ass dude, what even
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: is Barbarian? What are you talking to? Barbarian was terrible.
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: It's another horror like compared to Smile Smile like. I mean,
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: maybe it depends on what you're going into it looking for,
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: because Barbarian is a lot more like funny, different like
• 38:42
  Speaker 2: idea of a horror movie. Smiles more like traditional like
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: pop outs, scary horror movie, just like what I look for. Oh,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I was jumping a lot and you.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Could have paused that.
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: No, I was in my room. That sucks, yeah, because
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: I was about to have you your top five movie snacks. Oh,
• 39:02
  Speaker 2: I got snacks.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: What's your top five?
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: I got Australian licorice, okay. Number one, I got pizza
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: pringles okay, Hey, diet coke alright? And uh I ordered U.
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I decided to get a little crazy. I ordered a
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: Uh have you ever had like the sweet tart ropes?
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: That's six?
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: But yeah, but I didn't order those. I saw they
• 39:20
  Speaker 2: made warhead ropes. I told you, I like the worst
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: candy in the world. I like shit that like was
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: does that was invented in a lab?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Is it because you it's so bad that you don't
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: want to overindulge on it?
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: No, it's it's so fucking good. Dude's amazing. But they
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: didn't give me the ropes. They gave me the cubes instead.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: The cubes were still amazing. I got some back in the home.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Where did you get it from?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Go Puff ober E? It's sALS Bro Salles Convenience. That's
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: my spot.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Oh really yeah?
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: On seventh, Oh, you got to hit a Go Puff dude.
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: Go Puff is the one.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: No, I don't fuck with that shit. Why mook used
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: to work Go Puff dude and they fired his ass?
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: Is that?
• 39:53
  Speaker 4: What?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Dude?
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: Do your fucking research? You read the room for once.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: I know it's a Philly thing. But half of everybody
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: in Philly used to work for Go Puff.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: Axt thing, and then they all got fired at the
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: same time by a robot.
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because the same terminated.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: But I can put you on a zoom call with
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: eight thousand people.
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: We're sorry, Mooke. We know this means if it was.
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Like graduation and they had to go down the line
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: of people, Connor Mook, that's what graduation terminated. I got
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: graduated by SIRIU what.
• 40:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, because it was COVID and all that.
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: You know, a lot of people like didn't there graduated,
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: and a lot of people's graduations get pushed off a year.
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: Like Jama or Buddy Jama. That happened to him just
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: because he just did his graduation like this summer.
• 40:35
  Speaker 5: I watched mine on a TV.
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw so many. Yeah, and you like got
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: the fucking like tapping the gown on in like your
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: living room. No, that's what I did, Tyler, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: that's just super depressing. The graduations at my like high school,
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: like when I was already obviously I graduated, but during COVID,
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: they'd had everyone on the football field like forty feet
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: away from each other. Bro, who's banging your line.
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: Now, it's no call ID, bro, This is getting spooky shit.
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: It's definitely Gilly.
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I don't like this shit at all.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Hilly's definitely a no caller ID you guy, No, he's not. Yeah,
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: a call from the payphone. Those boys are still on
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: prison mode.
• 41:11
  Speaker 1: Gilly was never in the clink.
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: B What did Wall go to jail for armed robbery? Army, dude,
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: I know a bunch of people who have gone. That
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: seems like the most common one. Two buddies that I
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: do comedy with are both they both went to jail
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: for armed robbery.
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: What do you mean the most common one?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: Like everyone, I mean everyone that I know that's been
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: to prison.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: Is everybody's doing armed robbery. It's just going around. Yeah,
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: it's got to be just one of the only things
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: they send you to jail for anymore. Everybody else was
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: just like, yeah, oh, you slitting old lady's throat.
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: You gotta clean up these streets, all right, Well, you'll.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: Spend the night, but you got to be home in
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: the morning.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we can't hold you. We can't be.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Wasting the taxpayer. Buddy, are you committed a school shooting?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Where's this gone?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: You're a bad man, just indulge me, bro, just come
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: on the journey.
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: I wonder you would pack it along so well.
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: You would have lasted fucking second in his shoes.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Pat's the goat, dude, so you are on me and
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: his side. I can't pick sides, dude, you have to.
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: I've never met him, though, it's the problem. I've met
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Gillian Wallow one hundred times.
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: And what did they say? He's he brought you up
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: on his show? Though Gillian Walla have never brought you
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: up on his show.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: I thought you were saying Gillian Waller did.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, what God? Really? No, no, No, Pat
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Bev did?
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: Though, who's your friend on wrists? That's not really a compliment.
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: Though he brought you up. Any pub is good pub.
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: I know I need Gillian Waller to bring me up.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: You're still running that shows that Edwin now, like get
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: into that prep sheet.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Little is going to be.
• 42:43
  Speaker 2: In Buffalo this weekend.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: Like Kanye is there, young thugs? There is he the snugger?
• 42:51
  Speaker 1: Happy to have you out of the clink.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: Kanye' is uh? It's sad what's happening with him?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Really?
• 42:58
  Speaker 2: No? Not really, I don't give a fuck.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: You were crying about it on Saturday night when we
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: went out.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: No. It was funny though. My buddy, one of my buddies,
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: called me and he was like, he's like, so, like,
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: do you think it's like kan? Like I knew he
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: was just trying to get like a reaction out of me.
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: He's like, so, do you think it's like controversial to
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: listen to Kanye now? And I was like, I don't
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: give a fuck, dude. And he's like, because I've been
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: listening to a lot of Kanye, and I'm like, dude,
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: you haven't listened to Kanye in fifteen years. I'm like,
• 43:22
  Speaker 2: you just started listening to Kanye again because you want
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: someone to be like, whoa, you shouldn't be doing that.
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: He's just being an edge lord. Yeah, that's funny as
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: fuck though, classic edge lord.
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: I didn't really like Kanye until his anti Semitic fings.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And he's like, he's like, no, dude, it just
• 43:36
  Speaker 2: came in on. It came on in the car. It's like, no,
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: it didn't. People are like, I.
• 43:41
  Speaker 1: Miss the old Kanye, but I'm the opposite, dude.
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: I like the new Kanye.
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: I like the brand new Kanye. Yeah, I can't wait
• 43:46
  Speaker 1: till his new music.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: They hate Jews Kanye. I like the new Kanye. They
• 43:53
  Speaker 2: hate the Jews Kanye.
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: I was in the news Kanye autistic too Yang, poor guy.
• 44:08
  Speaker 2: How many people think I made that exact same joke
• 44:10
  Speaker 2: or you think we just did it.
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: I haven't seen it.
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: That might have just taken us to the next level. Yeah,
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: we're gonna be on fucking Tucker tomorrow morning. Yeah, Francis sucks, dude.
• 44:19
  Speaker 1: I third Frances under the bus. I was a plant
• 44:23
  Speaker 1: by Jesse Waters sink Francis a ship. He was fine.
• 44:26
  Speaker 1: Too close to the sun. We had to fucking that.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: That that little sketch that you got sketch to sketch, dude,
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: I can't speak right now. A little sketch that you
• 44:33
  Speaker 2: guys did was hilarious. Then one about getting pegged. Oh yeah,
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: it's so funny.
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: That was a great way to spin it by him. Yeah,
• 44:41
  Speaker 1: to pretend that he wasn't taking it that seriously, even
• 44:44
  Speaker 1: though it might have hurt his feelings.
• 44:47
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• 45:09
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• 45:12
  Speaker 2: Phrases at least released as a new tour. Yeah, kind
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: of him are actually gonna be in San Francisco at
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: some point in the spring on that tour.
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: So is he just doing what does he do in
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: fucking theaters?
• 45:23
  Speaker 7: No?
• 45:24
  Speaker 2: But just one night in each place? Is that what
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: it said? I don't know. No, there's no way he's
• 45:28
  Speaker 2: doing one night. It's probably two nights.
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: It's got to be at least two nights.
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, some people do like five nights.
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: I feel like you do five nights now or to
• 45:36
  Speaker 1: five shows?
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: I do three three shows, No, three nights at most, But.
• 45:40
  Speaker 1: You ever do two shows in a night all the time,
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: So that could be five shows if it was three nights.
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: Well, no, I do five shows. I don't do five nights.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: Some people do like Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, which I
• 45:50
  Speaker 2: guess it's four nights.
• 45:54
  Speaker 1: That's a lot of fucking shows.
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: It's a lot of shows.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: But that's a lot of bread too.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: Dude. Some people are just like can sell so many tickets.
• 46:02
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. See that stop just added like a fifth
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: show to the Wilbur.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't see that.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: He sold out four shows at the Wilbur.
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: He's so lovable.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: I mean, dude, he's selling. He's got to be up
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: there for like top ticket sales in comedy right now,
• 46:16
  Speaker 2: aside from like people that do like Arenas Damn selling
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: out selling out a theater five times is fucking insane.
• 46:24
  Speaker 1: That is a lot of people to be so much money.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: He's very popular. I wonder what he's doing with his
• 46:29
  Speaker 1: popularity and fame and money.
• 46:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. He just started, didn't he just start
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: a new podcast, rebooted his old podcast.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: And he had uh garbage on?
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: Oh oh you might have had aurdy garbage on.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Probably. Those guys are fucking crushing it, all of them.
• 46:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, aren't they supposed to come on this show?
• 46:45
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: New year? Yeah?
• 46:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah. We gotta fucking ramp up the guests now
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: that we have a presentable room for them to.
• 46:51
  Speaker 2: Sign out, right, said, where are we gonna sit here?
• 46:53
  Speaker 2: And they'll sit around.
• 46:54
  Speaker 1: Us, surrounding us. Yeah, that will be funny.
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: We should separate them, and then we'll have two separate
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: conversations at the same time. We'll release it as two
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: different episodes.
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Yo, that's genius. Yeah, that's a context. People are always like,
• 47:09
  Speaker 1: what's your podcast about? Different conversations at the same time?
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: Why is that such a common question? Whose podcast is
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: about things?
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: I think a lot of people's are really like history
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: or fucking like AI or like cybersecurity.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: Like what don nick say their podcast is about nothing?
• 47:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know they don't talk about like currents that
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: they only talk about like their own world and like
• 47:31
  Speaker 3: inside jokey stuff.
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: They literally created like a weird universe.
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: But it's like that's like that's about nothing? What do
• 47:38
  Speaker 2: you say that's about? Like when we were doing this,
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: we had to come up with like a like what
• 47:41
  Speaker 2: is it gonna be about? Because we need to tell
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: sales what it's gonna be about. It's not gonna be
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: about anything. We're gonna talk.
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we know. We came up with a high falutin plan.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: We're gonnacking rift, dude. Yeah, we're gonna fallack it, fall
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: back gas, We're gonna riff.
• 47:53
  Speaker 1: But has there ever even better show that's fucking rift?
• 47:55
  Speaker 1: At barstool before us, No, dude, never. The first one
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: is to riff.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, first to riff.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: No one had riffed before we came down.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: Shirts, dude, print the fucking shirts. First to riff.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: With our with us on the moon. The first one
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: is getting off the barcle spaceship on the to the moonship.
• 48:12
  Speaker 1: First ones to riff planning every show?
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Is that?
• 48:16
  Speaker 4: Like? What?
• 48:16
  Speaker 7: Like?
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know. It is kind of a hack though,
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: to start one of those podcasts. It's just like the
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: White Lotus Recap. We would get like a billion views
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: a day. I know if we were just like dude,
• 48:28
  Speaker 2: what happened to Albi this last episode was nuts? He die?
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: He did?
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: What happened to him? Is that a spoiler? We probablyhouldn't.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: He got his soul sucked out of him.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: Damn, this girl sucks his dick so hard, this prostitute
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: that he perished at her fucking lips. Well, wasn't everyone
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: waiting for someone to die? Does someone always die?
• 48:46
  Speaker 1: No? It was him?
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: Oh? Really? Yeah, I don't know. I didn't watch the show.
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: Actually boycotted this so hit a cash app.
• 48:59
  Speaker 1: She wiped a crack nose cracker slat slat.
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: What's that from? What song? Is that?
• 49:05
  Speaker 1: The Box?
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: I think it's I think it's the Box by the
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Rocks Roddy Rich, I'm the man in the box.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: All you listen to is like sixties fucking Woodstock.
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: Shit, that's a good song. You gotta listen to that one. Yeah, right,
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: fired up too?
• 49:19
  Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think I'm done listening to
• 49:21
  Speaker 1: any new music.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I was listening to that on the way to work yesterday.
• 49:24
  Speaker 2: I was in a Oh I woke up in a
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: bad mood yesterday. I think that's what all started it.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: How Come I don't know, just woke up on the
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: wrong side of the bed.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: No, there had to have been something that triggered it.
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: No, that's how I wake up every day. I wake
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: up furious most days.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: Because you have a living situation of Like, there's probably
• 49:40
  Speaker 1: Norwegian prisoners who have like better living situations than you.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, but it's like, what am I gonna do? Like,
• 49:46
  Speaker 2: I don't want to like sublet.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: Norwegian mass murderers definitely live better than you.
• 49:51
  Speaker 2: I don't want to sublet and then make Owen and
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: Dukes live with like a stranger.
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: But you don't live with them or see them anyway.
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: See them every single day, and I do live with them.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Why don't you just get out of your fucking least
• 50:01
  Speaker 1: because of all the swastikas in your buildings?
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: I know, right, isn't that nuts? Did you still? You
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: see that? Move swastikas everywhere, and.
• 50:08
  Speaker 1: If you're keeping track at home, swastika is the word
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: of the day, drink.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: No, this was actually fucking nuts.
• 50:14
  Speaker 1: I know. I saw it.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: The corner of our of our entrance to the building
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: is just all the corner tiles are just swastikas.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: No.
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: No.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: I noticed this for the first time like two days ago,
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck? Because I remember,
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: I remember I would I would look at the tiles
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: when I was going down the stairs and be like,
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: those look like weirdly look like they could be swastika.
• 50:32
  Speaker 1: But they're kind of like a Greek tile classic.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: It looks like you could maybe a piece of swastika
• 50:37
  Speaker 2: together if you tried. And then I went downstairs in
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: the first like right in the entrance of our lobby,
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: swastikas on the four corners, like straight up swastikas.
• 50:46
  Speaker 1: And that's definitely to represent Nazis.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: Well, it's definitely not. It was definitely. It's like someone
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: looked it up. The building was building like nineteen hundreds,
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: like early nineteen hundreds, like four the Nazis were a
• 50:59
  Speaker 2: big thing.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: Oh really, And do you think that they would chip
• 51:02
  Speaker 1: up those tiles?
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Exactly? That's what I was gonna say. I was like,
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: But the fact that they haven't changed it is fucking crazy, honestly, dude,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: I think they might have just added those in because
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: I've never seen I've been there for a year, I've
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: never seen them.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Probably because you're such a bad tenant.
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: How would not How would I not notice the tiles
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: right when I walk in the building, Kanye ever, probably
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: fucking your landlord, dude, and dukes and no one didn't
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: notice it either.
• 51:21
  Speaker 1: Well, they're also not uh Semites.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: Well, I'm not a semi.
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: You're a semi semite. You're about a half jew.
• 51:29
  Speaker 2: That that blew my mind, though.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I think that's a way that you could get out
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: of your contract.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: Saying I don't feel comfortable with this, and I'm also
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: gonnasue you guys, how does that sound? It's definitely in
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: the fine print somewhere, like by the way we got
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: force swastikas in the building. They're gonna be there. We're
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: not removing them.
• 51:44
  Speaker 1: I've had my fair share of Hasidic landlords while I've
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: been in New York as well.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 51:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So it's like if you're if the landlord himself
• 51:51
  Speaker 1: is Hasidic, you can't exactly claim Oh he's not. Oh
• 51:53
  Speaker 1: he's not.
• 51:54
  Speaker 2: Now he's like an old Italian dude.
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: Oh he's a racist.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fat wrists Bruce, Bruce, Bruce needs his money that
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: Harry's not delivering. I haven't paid my rent in like
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: two months. Well this happened. We do this all the time.
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: And then I'll have to go bring a check for
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: like a million dollars. Damn, I'll probably do that today. Actually,
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: you should get my check book on me now, is.
• 52:19
  Speaker 1: That what that book is?
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: I read my notes to my check book. Yeah, a
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: little reminder.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: We don't even get to see him. I have to
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: go bring it to his fucking door man, and I go,
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: this is for Bruce. Make sure it gets to him.
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: That's so dumb. Once again, that's the dumbest.
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: How do you pay your rent is through a portal?
• 52:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I do it, and I don't even do it.
• 52:39
  Speaker 1: It's an automatic payment.
• 52:41
  Speaker 2: Automatic payment. That's every apartment that I've lived in the
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: city has been that. And then we move here and
• 52:45
  Speaker 2: they're like, no, you also, you can't mail it. You
• 52:46
  Speaker 2: got to hand deliver it.
• 52:47
  Speaker 1: He's doing it under the table.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: But he owns like eight buildings. I looked him up.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: You gotta like get some kind of insurance rug going.
• 52:56
  Speaker 6: I do.
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: I think this wallstakas are like a really good way
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: to get I think.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: They are too. But can you sue him for the swastikas?
• 53:03
  Speaker 4: No?
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: I think it's just be like, hey man, I'm out.
• 53:04
  Speaker 2: I'll pay the rest of my rent for this month.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: I'm done.
• 53:07
  Speaker 1: But do you think that there's any lawyer Kanye?
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: With everything going on with Kanye, dude, I don't want
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: to sue him. I don't want to go through all that.
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: I want to leave that. I want to get out.
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah you should, or I'll be like, hey, let me
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: take the upstairs place, because that place is fucking huge.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: There's a full, a big ass.
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Like penthouse upstairs.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: Just you yeah, you think you could pay for it?
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: How much you're trying to pay in your rent in
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: your new apartment?
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, just tell me.
• 53:29
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna fucking tell you why, because that's insane.
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: How is it insane till you off air?
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: No? No more, No, I don't know, dude. I haven't
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: thought about it. I gotta do the math. I gotta
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: figureut how much money I'm making consistently.
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: You're making as much as you want to make.
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: No, it's not true at all.
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: I see how you throw around him.
• 53:49
  Speaker 2: Out when you're going to Bridgeports in New Brunswick the
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: next week and you're not making it.
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: No, you are.
• 53:53
  Speaker 2: I've seen That's not how you make money.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: I've seen how you throw around money at the pool tables.
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I've seen how you fucking you rent exclusive pool pool
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: tables for hours on end, the hottest pool clubs in
• 54:06
  Speaker 1: the city, just dumping money out.
• 54:09
  Speaker 2: You have the money to spend, that's that's because I
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: don't spend money on it. I don't spend anything else.
• 54:14
  Speaker 2: I don't spend money on anything except for pool, except
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: for pool and rent and rents and your salads and flights.
• 54:20
  Speaker 1: How are you paying for your flights though? I thought
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: you have like four managers?
• 54:23
  Speaker 2: Now what do you think they pay for them?
• 54:25
  Speaker 1: Well, they should be setting for you. Yeah, that's that's
• 54:29
  Speaker 1: great for you, I think.
• 54:31
  Speaker 2: Dude, that's how it works. Yeah, they book my flights
• 54:34
  Speaker 2: for me. Okay, there you go, but I still have
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: to pay for They're not like I I'll cover this one.
• 54:38
  Speaker 2: So they pay you to you pay them. But the
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: clubs give you like a travel buyout, right, but it's
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: never enough. It'll be like one hundred bucks.
• 54:46
  Speaker 1: That's some bullshit.
• 54:47
  Speaker 2: I don't think I'm going to get to LA with
• 54:49
  Speaker 2: one hundred dollars.
• 54:51
  Speaker 1: Just thumb air and back. You just got a fucking
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: shirt wrapped around to lacrosse stick with all your belongings
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: in it.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: They get the hotels for the most part. That's dope.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: And I know kind of hotels you're staying in. I've
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: seen the fucking selfies on The Close Friends, Hilton Hyatt,
• 55:04
  Speaker 1: a lot of Hilton Honors points. Oh yeah, Hilton Honors
• 55:07
  Speaker 1: for war members.
• 55:08
  Speaker 2: Me and Mouk were in a nice hotel New Runs Like,
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: they had a pool table at the hotel.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Did you guys play.
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: Shitty shitty shittyat pool table? Though? Good? Good pool table?
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: But they were like, we don't have chalk?
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: Are you getting better? More like, we.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Don't really do. I smoked him Loki, Tyler's and Tyler's
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: better than you, No, he's not. Tyler got lucky once
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: and I had already had like fifteen beers.
• 55:30
  Speaker 1: He was drinking with you, raw, I put you.
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: I was doubling your guys beers. What I had to
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: get up like eight times when we read salad? Can
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: I get a couple of beers?
• 55:38
  Speaker 1: You doubled one beer and then from there all and
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: I was drinking heavy beers. Weren't you give you the
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: lightest beers? You should give me the very And we were.
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: Some patties and I and I was drinking fucking Guinnesses
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: and you were drinking like water someone farting. Tyler was
• 55:50
  Speaker 2: drinking a haughty toddy.
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the hell is that he was drinking a hot totty.
• 55:55
  Speaker 2: You up if anything?
• 55:56
  Speaker 1: No hot water, hot dog water, bro that it was disgusting.
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: Do you love it?
• 56:06
  Speaker 1: She wanted you to be like cozy with it, like
• 56:08
  Speaker 1: holding it with two hands, curling up with a book
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: in your hot toddy. It was you're trying to get
• 56:12
  Speaker 1: ship faced.
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: It wasn't bad, but like also that that's probably not
• 56:15
  Speaker 2: the place to get like a good hot toddy.
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: It was literally water.
• 56:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was Irish dive bar.
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: So they supposed to be served in glass, I think.
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: So it's like I thought like hot stuff wasn't really
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: supposed to go and.
• 56:26
  Speaker 1: I think that's a hot toddy glass that type of
• 56:28
  Speaker 1: mundy because why else were there be a little handle
• 56:30
  Speaker 1: on it? Wasn't their handle on it?
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was.
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: It was piping hot, especially if.
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: You're trying to pound drinks. A fucking smoking hot toddy
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: is not the fucking wave now.
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: But we weren't really pounding drinks.
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: But you know who loves them, the beaches.
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: That was one thing that you brought up though. I
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: kept on saying bitch this and bitch that, and you're like,
• 56:48
  Speaker 1: do you really call women bitches like that?
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: Well? I wasn't saying it in like a like I
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: didn't care. I was more just like that's interesting.
• 56:56
  Speaker 1: You were like, uh, they're actually queens.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: No. I was like, I don't know, but I noticed
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: that you and Tyler do that, and I have a
• 57:05
  Speaker 2: couple of buddies from home that do that. And I
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: was I'm like, b fall back, this is you guys,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: like bro that bitch over there, that's and I'm like dude,
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: like they're gonna someone's gonna hear you say that. But
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: I'm I'm not a pretty like intense thing to say.
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: This bitch was talking to me. It sounds like you're
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: being like that I hate that person.
• 57:28
  Speaker 1: No, dude, that's not what it is.
• 57:30
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: It's just that colloquial term.
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: For a while I call someone a bitch. It's usually
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: as a joke, and I'm usually meaning it to be mean.
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I just thought it was weird that you're white nighting
• 57:39
  Speaker 1: for these people you don't even know who.
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: Am I white nighting for the the bitches? No, you're
• 57:45
  Speaker 2: white nighting for the bitches. No, I'm not like, you
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: can't call her that. The bitches aren't gonna I wasn't.
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: I didn't give a fuck about who you were talking
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: about it. I just meant like it was like I've
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: heard someone talk like that in a minute since I
• 57:57
  Speaker 2: was in like middle school, Like, yeah, dude, that fucking
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: whore bro was. Yeah, dude, I was talking to that
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: fucking whore bitch the other day and like I'm like, wow,
• 58:06
  Speaker 2: this is like pretty intense. My wife was probably do it. Yeah,
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: she was.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: We're slinging it Sass was all buttoned up.
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: I was not at all. I literally the extent of
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: the conversation was, do you guys really just like like
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: you guys just like call women like girls bitches like that?
• 58:21
  Speaker 2: We just all It wasn't like and it wasn't in
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: like a like an elbows on the table to button
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: them button it was. I was like interested. I was like,
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: I like, I didn't. I haven't heard someone say that
• 58:30
  Speaker 2: in a while.
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: I was like, Sass, are you recording this? You're trying
• 58:34
  Speaker 1: to catch us.
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: Like, are you like you're also a big like females guy,
• 58:39
  Speaker 2: I say women, now you say females.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: A lot of females and a.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: Lot of females up in this bitch when.
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: I'm talking to a female, I don't like to say bitch.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: I guess I've just never said bitch a lot.
• 58:49
  Speaker 1: You should try it.
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: It's like call like one of my boys a bitch or.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: You And I've heard you throw it on the end
• 58:54
  Speaker 1: on some uh elon musk going on stage ship throw
• 58:57
  Speaker 1: it on the end.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: You said the word throw it on the end on
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: the end, like what's up, bitch? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: I've done that A couple of times.
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you throw it on the end of the sentence.
• 59:06
  Speaker 2: Shut up, bitch, Yeah, shut up bitch.
• 59:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: See, but I would never say that to a girl.
• 59:12
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying it to a girl. I'm saying it
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: about a girl behind her back.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: What don't you get about that?
• 59:19
  Speaker 5: You don't say it to the face.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: Behind the back. I mean, it's like, it's really like,
• 59:23
  Speaker 2: I have friends at home who talk the exact same way.
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 59:27
  Speaker 5: Also, you've been throwing a little stink behind it.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: We can't have like bitch over here.
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: It is.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: The word you actually do. You say it all the time,
• 59:36
  Speaker 2: and actually you have since I've known you. Yeah, I
• 59:38
  Speaker 2: don't know why. I just picked up on it that night,
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: saying bitch club. Really it's a funny. It's a funny term. Yeah,
• 59:44
  Speaker 2: I don't actually care like those two annoying bitches over there, right.
• 59:49
  Speaker 1: Right, it's a low key very it's crazy annoying bitch walks.
• 59:53
  Speaker 2: In there, annoying whoores over there? You you're the ones saying, hold,
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: that's what it sounds like. No it doesn't. Yeah, bit,
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: I'm not a hubble dude. You see those fucking annoying
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: slut horse pitches over there and I'm like, wait, what
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: was that? Come again?
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: There's nothing sex negative about bitch. No, horror and slut
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 1: have a sex negative connotation, but it feels like bitch
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: does too to you, but you're putting that weight on it.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 1: I'm a bit ch, I I'm a lover.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Shut uk, I don't, I don't care.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: I'm not asking you guys to stop say it. All
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 2: you want is speak freely.
• 1:00:27
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• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: What was that? Called him a bitch?
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• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: I don't remember what sparks me to say involve myself
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: in that either.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: You started plugging your ears like an autist at a
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 1: radio city when the music's too late.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Oh I know what it was, I don't know. I mean,
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: he's gone, well.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, there's a thousand people coming up to us
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: being like, you know Ben Mince, like he tried to
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: fuck my dog.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 5: They were happened to be all from the same Louisiana hometown. Yeah.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: I didn't register that until the next morning.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 5: That was weird.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: For some reason, I thought they were like all separately
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: being like, holy shit, you guys know Ben Mince. It's
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 2: making its way around the bar. Dude. It was crazy
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: that we all separately know Ben Mince. Then I goized
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: they were all together and they're all from the place
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: that Ben Mince is from. But it was like a
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: tiny ass New York bar, and there was people I
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: knew from high school in there.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 1: There were people I knew that were friends with my
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: firefighter buddy in there. There were people that knew Ben
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: Mince in there. It was like everybody I fucking knew
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: in this little bar.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: It's a great bar. Hey Harry, Hey, that's what they
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: say when I walk.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: In, Harry, Hey Harry. And they kind of tried to
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 1: bust your What were they even busting your balls about?
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Like what's this guy doing in here? But they were
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: busting off with this I motherfucker in my bar, you
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: got up an order. I was about to play Cranberry Juice.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: I was gonna make a piling on reference.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: Had a mean yeah, but uh, completely different, So you.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Just have to be like, day, do you know what
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 1: reference I'm talking about? I didn't even Departed Departed?
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: Anyone said that's from the Departed.
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 1: You guys love The Departed as much as I do.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 1: Rat at the end symbolism for him being a rat?
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 1: Did you get that?
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: That scenes legend?
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: Did you get that when that happened though, that that
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 1: is actually about him being a rat?
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: Did?
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: And there's Boston in the background, so it's like he
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 1: was a rat in Boston. Yeah, did you get that?
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: Because I don't think you did. I don't think you're
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: really a file like.
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: I am speaking of Boston in Boston in February early February,
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: February second.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 1: I believe Jesus Christ, Damn dude, that's going to open.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: I do you can I get out? Yeah? Yeah, it's
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: gonna be good. It's gonna be a good one.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: How much time can I get?
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: Four minutes?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 1: Come on?
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Bro? Fine? Five?
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: No, dude, give me some most give me fifteen.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: I'll give you fifteen. I don't have fifteen exactly. Dude's
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: why Todd to give you four?
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I got thirty seconds? Is that cool? And it's all
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 1: and it's all like whooping the crowd up. It's not
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: exactly crowd work, but it's more of like being at
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: the splash zone at like the Baltimore Aquarium and trying
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 1: to get the kids on their feet before the dolphin show.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: That's kind of how my comedy act is.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 2: That's kind of Connor's job though. You're trying to steal
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: Connor's job.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: Is that what you do?
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: No, Connor tells jokes, Bro, it's Connor's job. Connor tells jokes.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 2: I would just be like make some noise doing go
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: puff And now you're trying to steal Connor's job. You're
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 2: gonna do clips now too? You want to start doing clips?
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 2: Me after two bud lights? What's up, bitch? Bro? That's you?
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 2: After one glass of water, sober as can be.
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: It's up? You whore me after meditating in my sober
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: what's up?
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: Slat hooor bitch? Nothing but clarity in my head? Yeah?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: Seven, we were walking in Dude, that was the Queen
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: of England. That was Eric Nardine that was your own mom.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: Damn damn, bro. I would never anything else, nothing but respect.
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: We had sixty sixty perfect. That's uh, you got anything
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: else to talk about?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, someone was farting at that bar that we were at,
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: probably me, Yeah, probably I just let him fly.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Dude. You do you get to a certain age where
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 2: you just start letting him go. I mean, yeah, I
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: noticed it, but no, it was it. I was definitely,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: oh ship, I actually was. Yeah, I was faring. I
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: was farting big time.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 1: Nothing were you? Yeah you were?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember it now, you.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 1: Had like twelve guinness.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: I actually remember just like straight up just letting him fly.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 4: Ude.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: It was brutal, dude. I totally forgot about that. I
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 2: remember Tyler like moving over a foot and then me
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 2: just like unleashing one. Like he like went to get
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: a drink and I just unleashed bro because we were
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: sitting next to each other.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 1: I was farting too. Oh really, I think we were
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: creating a double helix, Dude.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 2: We were like a fucking we We created a fucking
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: our powers. I mind had to dinner and just washed
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: out garlic.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: He ask that I was just pouring kills ers on
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: the top of Yeah, yeah, we have no shame in
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 1: that we cleared that bitch out.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: I don't give a far anywhere. I don't give a fuck.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Ah.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 2: Ben Mince's fucking proper ass friends from Louisiana, and we're like, well,
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: I never yeah, boy.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 1: Have you ever? Uh?
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 2: Have you ever? Like what was it called when you
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 2: fart when you're walking in front of someone? Cropped? Ust?
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 2: You ever cropped us? Do you cropped us? People? A lot?
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 1: I don't fart, That's why it was so remarked. I
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 1: wouldn't even have talked about it. But I really don't
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 1: fart in like, I don't fart.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, dude, I constantly.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: I sit on the I sit on the toilet in
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 1: the morning until there's no more air in my body,
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 1: until I'm fucking air tight, and then the rest of
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 1: the day I don't fucking fart.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 2: Oh dude. I love that feeling farting when you got it,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: when you fart on the toilet, and it's just like
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: your you feel your stomach getting smaller.
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is like h vacuum sealing some laundry.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 4: It is.
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 2: It's like putting the vacuum inside it, just like sh
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 2: feels incredible. Did they give you vacuum sealed your ass?
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: It would like that would what would happen? Do you
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: think it would suck the farts out? Do you think
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: it would just like suck your intestines out and kill you?
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: Let's get a six pack?
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah quick, I'm just about to pay Glenny Balls twenty
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 1: five bucks to have one of his only fans.
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: Girls do that suck the farts out of him, suck
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: the farts out of her with a vacuum for like
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: a small tip to suck the farts out of her
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 2: own ass, to see if she gets a fucking six
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: pack or if her anus gets prolapsed one of Glenny's angels,
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: one of Glenny's Anis's.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to thin if I have anything else? This
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: went by pretty quick. I like how we don't do
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: the ads in between now like the natural Flow.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 1: The Natural Flow new studio just.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 5: Lose track of time.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 1: I like the new Studio. I like it a lot.
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: Actually, it's way better than having that gray table in
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: the spinny chairs.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: This makes me more comfy.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: I do kind of wish these are on the inside though,
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: because these look comfortable. They do what are these from
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: the gambling cave.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: No, these are new. These are brand new.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: You can move them though, flop them, swap them yourself.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 2: I feel like that would be a pain in the ass.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: I'll hire someone to do that.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 1: That's why you can't afford new rent. Dude. You're task
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 1: grabbiting all the fucking heavy lifting that you should be doing.
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all the time, dude.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: But uh, you know, mister B said that as soon
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 1: as you talk about ending a show, you should end
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: it right there, because that's when the listeners stopped listening.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: The methods. When we end the show six times?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: Is that what you guys do?
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my all we start the show with the ending.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Lit'll do like a whole ass sign off. He's like,
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 5: all right, we'll see you next week. Brother, Like awesome
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: seeing it all right, And then we think we're done,
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: we like start stand up.
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: How long? How long are the episodes?
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 1: Last one was only seventy yeah, trying to get him tighter, Yeah.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: Seventy yeah, damn, it used to be like one hundred
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: hundred ten. Really, we're like two hour episodes.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: Holy shit, just the boys talking, riffing.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Pat's got a lot to say.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 1: Well, it was like, you guys just flow pretty well,
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 1: just the son of a boy dad, that.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: It'd be awesome on this show because like no fucking
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: like prep sheet, nothing, just no agenda.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's very good, he's a great riffer. Would he
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: ever come on though this show?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I oh, he definitely would talk end.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Of wells it right now? End of January's coming. Oh sweet,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: play some the Nicks and Nets.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 5: Slide him in.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: For a boy dad the Nicks and Nets.
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 5: Like he's facing the Knicks one night, you.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: Know that the professional basketball team.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: I didn't know if I thought. I didn't know if
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: he was like on the Knicks or the Nets now
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: or no cut that cut.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 1: That chill brot, that ship. Yeah, you never know when
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: that shit could happen.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: But anything else, anything else, No, I got nothing else.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 1: Let's try to find something. You know that a plant
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: behind you. It looks similar to a plant called a
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: mother in law's tongue, also called a money tree, which
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: is supposedly a bad luck plant.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 2: It's also Kendrick Lamar song. Yeah, money trees. That's just
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: how I feel.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 1: Nah.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 2: All right, well, we'll see you guys next week. Three
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 2: episodes next week they're not going to get three episodes
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 2: or we're recording three episodes. What are you going away
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: for like a fucking year or something while.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: We're going on break? What the fuck are you talking about.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: For a week?
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: We got no next week?
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: Monday, Tuesday's Christmas week, and then the other week is
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: the third one.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the other week's the third one.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: Got three wednesdays.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: Okay, if you're going to see Pat, just tell me.
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: I'm going to see you.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: You're going to see Pat tomorrow.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to see you tomorrow.
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: Damn?
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Do you want to go dot com?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 7: Dude?
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: Do you want to come now?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: All right, we'll have you back by Friday. I gotta
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: be back by Thursday.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: Brother, we'll have you back on Thursday.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: No, I have a show on Thursday. I can't.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: We can follow you into your into Buffalo time change.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I don't want to do that at all.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: Well, then why are you begging for an instant? You
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 1: just want to be invited. You don't want to come.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: No one actually wants to go to LA. You don't
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: actually want to take a six hours.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 1: Check Friday, dude.
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: I just want to be invited. Dude.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, you're invited.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 2: Hell yes, all right, Well we'll see you guys next week.
• 1:10:37
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• 1:10:46
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• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: bev podcast with Ron. Also, bye bye tickets to come
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: on for you didn't have to do that.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 1: Ice has this book that he's writing.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, working on a new book. All right, see you
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: guys next week.