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- 0:00Speaker 1: On the Beck dol cast, the questions asked if movies
- 0:03Speaker 1: have women in um, are all their discussions just boyfriends
- 0:07Speaker 1: and husbands or do they have individualism? The patriarchy? Zef
- 0:11Speaker 1: invest start changing it with the beck del cast. Hey, Jamie, Hey, Caitlin, cowabunga,
- 0:21Speaker 1: that's the intro? Yeah, sorry, cow bunga? Is that? Sorry?
- 0:27Speaker 1: Hold on, I'm new here. When someone says cowabunga, is
- 0:32Speaker 1: it generally considered polite to return the cowabunga? Or do you?
- 0:37Speaker 1: Is it just to be received? Is it in a
- 0:39Speaker 1: very cowabunga to you? Well? I think normally it wouldn't
- 0:44Speaker 1: be used as a greeting. It's not like it's not alone, right, Okay,
- 0:50Speaker 1: it's more a term of excitement. It's it's not an expletive.
- 0:55Speaker 1: What's the words? An exclamatory. Yes, it's an exclamatory. Okay.
- 0:59Speaker 1: I am a link quist. So this is really helpful
- 1:01Speaker 1: for me. So cowa bunga. It's it's a way of saying, wow,
- 1:05Speaker 1: who we did it? How exciting? Yeah? Exactly okay, And
- 1:10Speaker 1: and a very cowa bung it to you, Caitlin, thank
- 1:13Speaker 1: you so much. We were just joking since Jamie you
- 1:17Speaker 1: mentioned that you're new here. You're you're rather new to
- 1:20Speaker 1: the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise. Yeah, I'm extremely young,
- 1:25Speaker 1: so that's it's and it's hard for me. We were
- 1:28Speaker 1: just joking off Mike with our guests, who we will
- 1:30Speaker 1: introduce in a moment, that he has a PhD in
- 1:35Speaker 1: Ninja Turtles. I have a master's degree in both Turtles
- 1:40Speaker 1: and screenwriting from Boston University, which, of course I hate
- 1:45Speaker 1: to mention. I didn't know that. And we were joking
- 1:49Speaker 1: that you're like a freshman in high school when it
- 1:51Speaker 1: comes to Ninja Turtles. Jamie. Yeah, I'm throwing back to
- 1:54Speaker 1: my early days of the podcast, where I'm like, I
- 1:57Speaker 1: don't know anything, But in this case it is actually,
- 2:01Speaker 1: um fairly true. T M and T is outside of
- 2:05Speaker 1: my purview. I'm the new girl at school and I
- 2:09Speaker 1: love homework, so I'm excited to learn in my yellow
- 2:15Speaker 1: jacket that appears to be canonical, but I don't think
- 2:18Speaker 1: appears in this movie. Correct. Yes, Okay, see I'm learning already.
- 2:23Speaker 1: She's got a little Morton jacket. So this is the
- 2:29Speaker 1: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Secret of the Ooze episode of
- 2:32Speaker 1: the Bechtel Cast, requested by everyone. We are most popular request.
- 2:37Speaker 1: People have just been clamoring how to Lose a guy
- 2:40Speaker 1: in Ten Days, Pride and Prejudice, Secret of the Ouze,
- 2:44Speaker 1: and we've done all of them pretty recently. So you're welcome. True,
- 2:48Speaker 1: you're welcome. So this is the Bechtel Cast, our show
- 2:51Speaker 1: in which we examine movies through an intersectional feminist lens.
- 2:54Speaker 1: My name is Caitlin Toronte. My name is Jamie Loftus.
- 2:57Speaker 1: Cow Bunga to you, calabunga to us all please, oh,
- 3:02Speaker 1: and everyone if you're if you're sitting next to someone,
- 3:04Speaker 1: we can make it like Sunday service. Could you turn
- 3:06Speaker 1: to the person to your left and say very cowabunga
- 3:12Speaker 1: to you, and then turn to the person to right
- 3:14Speaker 1: and say a very cowabunga to you. And then let's
- 3:16Speaker 1: just sit in our own cowabunga and then say cow
- 3:19Speaker 1: bunga to yourself. You know, I don't think we stop
- 3:23Speaker 1: often enough to say cowabunga to ourselves. I tend to
- 3:28Speaker 1: agree that's self care, that's just basic self care. You sit,
- 3:32Speaker 1: you breathe, you say cowabunga. You know, really feel each
- 3:38Speaker 1: syllable in your mouth. I've been listening to a lot
- 3:39Speaker 1: of guided meditations. What's the podcast about? Well I already
- 3:45Speaker 1: said that, but I didn't say what the Bechdel test is? Sorry, yes,
- 3:49Speaker 1: what is it? Jamie? Maybe you need to take a
- 3:51Speaker 1: minute and just like have a cowabunga need to say cow.
- 3:54Speaker 1: I'm sorry, literally sorry, I'm gonna pull back. Um. So,
- 4:01Speaker 1: the Bechdel Test is a media metric created by a
- 4:05Speaker 1: queer cartoonists Alison Bechtel, sometimes called the Bechtel Wallace Test,
- 4:08Speaker 1: which we use as a jumping off point. And it's
- 4:11Speaker 1: a media metric where our version is two characters of
- 4:16Speaker 1: a marginalized gender have to have names, they have to
- 4:19Speaker 1: speak to each other, and their conversation has to be
- 4:22Speaker 1: about something other than a man, ideally for a meaningful exchange,
- 4:28Speaker 1: something that's kind of you know, plot relevant. Little boy, Yeah,
- 4:33Speaker 1: this movie I d K I K U K I
- 4:40Speaker 1: K for sure. But without much further ado, let us
- 4:45Speaker 1: introduce our guest. He has a recent PhD in sociology
- 4:52Speaker 1: and Ninja Turtles. He's a host of Play Hype Dialogue,
- 4:56Speaker 1: a media podcast. He's an aspiring screenwright. Or it's Carlos Camacho.
- 5:02Speaker 1: Carlos I'm so excited to be here. We're so excited
- 5:07Speaker 1: to have you for being here, and to everyone who
- 5:12Speaker 1: cannot see our video call, which is all of you.
- 5:14Speaker 1: Carlos is wearing a Buctle Cast Queer Icon t shirt.
- 5:19Speaker 1: It's incredible. We love to see it. How are you, Carlos,
- 5:22Speaker 1: Thank you for coming on the show. Thanks for having me.
- 5:25Speaker 1: I'm really well in the moment. I'm really excited to
- 5:28Speaker 1: be here to talk about the Turtles. I revisited them
- 5:31Speaker 1: for the first time in a while, so I'm I'm
- 5:33Speaker 1: so excited. Cow a bunk of baby. Let's do this.
- 5:38Speaker 1: Tell us your your history, your relationship with this franchise.
- 5:44Speaker 1: So I was born in nine so I was like
- 5:48Speaker 1: primed for turtle fandom. Taylor Swift over here. So, um,
- 5:57Speaker 1: I'm going to post this to my Instagram. But this
- 5:59Speaker 1: is a stuffed Raphael when I was a literal child.
- 6:04Speaker 1: So I've literally been around this property my whole life.
- 6:10Speaker 1: My family is always getting me turtle stuff like it
- 6:12Speaker 1: is very much. Um something I've watched, read, played video
- 6:16Speaker 1: games of stuffed animals, played turtles. Um, I've done all
- 6:22Speaker 1: of it. It's been there from pretty much my inception
- 6:25Speaker 1: into this world. Nice, that's so cool, Jamie, what about you? Nothing.
- 6:32Speaker 1: I think I briefly pretended in high school to know
- 6:36Speaker 1: what it was and what it was about, but I
- 6:38Speaker 1: just I don't know. I I think that T M
- 6:41Speaker 1: and T as I know they're called. It's like almost
- 6:44Speaker 1: like a micro generational thing where it's like if you're
- 6:47Speaker 1: born one or two years outside of the target audience,
- 6:51Speaker 1: you just missed it. Because they kind of I know
- 6:53Speaker 1: that they like, they still very much exist. It feels
- 6:55Speaker 1: like as like everyone knows who they are, but I
- 6:59Speaker 1: don't have any experience of like personality. I don't know.
- 7:02Speaker 1: I know who the Turtles are, I know who April is,
- 7:05Speaker 1: and that was sort of all. So going into this
- 7:08Speaker 1: movie was a treat. I do think I saw the
- 7:10Speaker 1: Megan Fox one in theaters and then blacked it out
- 7:14Speaker 1: because as it seems like most fans of the franchise
- 7:17Speaker 1: did not a slight to Megan Fox at all because
- 7:20Speaker 1: she has only been done to services in this lifetime anyways. Yeah,
- 7:26Speaker 1: so I hadn't had much experience with the franchise, but
- 7:28Speaker 1: I always like liked them in theory. I was like,
- 7:32Speaker 1: I don't think I have anything against these guys. They
- 7:34Speaker 1: seem I know they like pizza. I like pizza. I
- 7:37Speaker 1: know they have the names of classical artists. Still haven't
- 7:39Speaker 1: really cracked that, don't really understand it, but I'm on board.
- 7:43Speaker 1: I'm ready to learn. And this movie was first of all,
- 7:48Speaker 1: a hoot and a romp. There's a lot to discuss,
- 7:50Speaker 1: which we will, but it was a hoot and a
- 7:53Speaker 1: rop and it was mercifully eighty eight minutes long, and
- 7:56Speaker 1: it's actually eighty one minutes with credits, and I just
- 7:59Speaker 1: love when movies are that length. Caitlin, what's your history
- 8:04Speaker 1: with the teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? I love these little turtles,
- 8:10Speaker 1: specifically this movie, big, Caitlin', they're too big. You're right.
- 8:17Speaker 1: I love these large turtles specifically this movie. Because we
- 8:21Speaker 1: were trying to figure out which Turtles movie to cover,
- 8:25Speaker 1: and I was like, I know this is the sequel,
- 8:28Speaker 1: but I want to talk about this one. I don't
- 8:30Speaker 1: want to talk about the first, or the third, or
- 8:32Speaker 1: really any other installments in the franchise because this is
- 8:36Speaker 1: a movie I've seen probably like fifty times, Like it
- 8:40Speaker 1: was just like on a loop. In my house. As
- 8:42Speaker 1: a kid, I played with turtles toy like the action figures.
- 8:47Speaker 1: As a kid, I had like the regular ones. I
- 8:50Speaker 1: had the Astronaut ones. I don't remember when or if
- 8:53Speaker 1: they go to space at any point, there's Astronaut one,
- 8:56Speaker 1: but I had Astronaut turtle figurines. And then a few
- 9:01Speaker 1: years ago because my fandom has, like I guess, just
- 9:05Speaker 1: always stuck with me. And a few years ago I
- 9:07Speaker 1: had I wrote a sketch called Sex and the Sewer.
- 9:11Speaker 1: This I've seen many times, Thank you so much, Jamie.
- 9:14Speaker 1: It's a combination of Ninja Turtles and Sex in the
- 9:18Speaker 1: City where I mapped each of the four turtles onto
- 9:21Speaker 1: each of the four main Sex and the City characters,
- 9:23Speaker 1: and I have them just out for a pizza cocktail
- 9:27Speaker 1: chatting about their horny turtle sex lives. It is my
- 9:31Speaker 1: magnum opus and I'll post it on you know, our
- 9:35Speaker 1: Twitter or whatever. It's on YouTube if you if you
- 9:38Speaker 1: search Sex and the Sewer. I was recently introduced to it.
- 9:42Speaker 1: It is hilarious. I loved every second of it. Gius,
- 9:45Speaker 1: thank you so much. It is a classic of the
- 9:49Speaker 1: genre and I will stand by that till the day
- 9:52Speaker 1: I die, Thank you very much. And speaking of Cowabunga,
- 9:55Speaker 1: it obviously makes an appearance in reference to bung being
- 10:00Speaker 1: another name for like butt or anis. Why are you
- 10:06Speaker 1: saying anus right now? I'm sorry. This is a family show.
- 10:18Speaker 1: I feel no need to defend myself. I'll say an
- 10:23Speaker 1: us again. Oh my god. Anyway, Bung cowabunga hilarious joke,
- 10:30Speaker 1: one of many in Sex and the Steward. Anyway, I
- 10:34Speaker 1: love this movie ten out of ten on the Rombometer.
- 10:37Speaker 1: There are many things to talk about. It's got some problems.
- 10:40Speaker 1: I did not see the vanilla ice coming. Imagine not
- 10:45Speaker 1: knowing that was coming, and the shock you feel when
- 10:48Speaker 1: it starts, I simply cannot imagine it was it was.
- 10:53Speaker 1: It felt really good. I will I woke right up.
- 10:56Speaker 1: I watched it pretty early in the morning, and then
- 10:58Speaker 1: all of a sudden, it was. It was wide awake, amazing.
- 11:02Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that my mother has home video footage
- 11:05Speaker 1: of me performing that song in front of the television
- 11:08Speaker 1: with Oh That's so sweet. In college, my best friend
- 11:14Speaker 1: and I learned the dance that the turtles do to
- 11:18Speaker 1: vanilla ices ninja wrap, and we rehearsed it and we
- 11:22Speaker 1: practiced it, and we sometimes would do it at parties.
- 11:26Speaker 1: So is there video evidence of that, because I would
- 11:29Speaker 1: love to see it. Unfortunately not drop the footage. There's not,
- 11:35Speaker 1: but I'll relearn it. Also settled for you doing it now. Yeah,
- 11:38Speaker 1: it's like, let's just learn it. Yeah, we're already the
- 11:42Speaker 1: day we're recording this, we're already working on our magic
- 11:44Speaker 1: Mike choreography, so we might as well just throw another
- 11:47Speaker 1: number into rehearsal. Exactly, alright, So should I just get
- 11:51Speaker 1: into the recap and we'll go from there. Let's do it. Okay,
- 11:56Speaker 1: So again, this movie is a sequel. It is the
- 12:00Speaker 1: second installment in the original live action trilogy. So I'll
- 12:04Speaker 1: just give a really quick recap of the first movie.
- 12:07Speaker 1: From where we meet the four Turtles Leonardo, Donna, Tello, Michaelangelo,
- 12:13Speaker 1: and Raphael, as well as their mentor slash father figure,
- 12:19Speaker 1: a giant rat named Splinter. We learn about their backstory.
- 12:24Speaker 1: They had come into contact with radioactive US from a
- 12:27Speaker 1: canister as baby animals fifteen years prior, which made them
- 12:33Speaker 1: human sized, and it made them able to talk and
- 12:36Speaker 1: have complex thoughts and feelings, and in in the case
- 12:41Speaker 1: of the reboot movies, the Megan Fox movies, made them
- 12:45Speaker 1: some of the scariest looking computer generated characters ever committed
- 12:49Speaker 1: to film. Yeah, and I also think it changed those movies,
- 12:53Speaker 1: changed their backstory. It made them like aliens or something.
- 12:57Speaker 1: Am I I even't seen them, but I remember that
- 12:59Speaker 1: being there was a lot of outcry about that. Remember
- 13:03Speaker 1: when we had time to be upset about things like that.
- 13:09Speaker 1: Uh okay, So Splinter taught the turtles Ninjasu, and then
- 13:15Speaker 1: throughout the movie they eat pizza, They rescue and befriend
- 13:19Speaker 1: news reporter April O'Neill. They fight the bad guys who
- 13:24Speaker 1: are the Foot Clan and their leader, Shredder. The Turtles
- 13:30Speaker 1: win and it seems like they've defeated and killed Shredder
- 13:33Speaker 1: at the end of the movie. So Secret of the
- 13:35Speaker 1: Ooze picks up basically right after that. We open on
- 13:40Speaker 1: shots of New York City, Ever Heard of It? Where
- 13:45Speaker 1: everyone is eating pizza. We meet Keino played by Ernie
- 13:50Speaker 1: Rays Jr. He's a pizza delivery guy who heads out
- 13:53Speaker 1: to deliver an order for April O'Neill, but not before
- 13:57Speaker 1: body shaming a girl before jumping on his you're just
- 14:00Speaker 1: like well I Unfortunately it doesn't generally stay at that
- 14:05Speaker 1: vibration for the whole movie, but it was a wild
- 14:08Speaker 1: first dialogue exchange. Yeah, for sure. So he's out to
- 14:13Speaker 1: deliver this pizza, but on the way he discovers a
- 14:17Speaker 1: bunch of criminals stealing electronics. He fights them because he
- 14:21Speaker 1: also has martial arts training. But there are too many
- 14:24Speaker 1: of these criminals. But don't worry, the teenage mutant ninja
- 14:29Speaker 1: turtles show up and save the day. The turtle's head
- 14:34Speaker 1: back to April O'Neill's apartment, we see her on screen
- 14:38Speaker 1: for the first time. She's played by Page Turco in
- 14:40Speaker 1: this movie. She's also Yeah, she's played by a different
- 14:43Speaker 1: person than the last movie. Correct. I could not find
- 14:46Speaker 1: out why she got recast. I found I found something there, Okay, alright.
- 14:51Speaker 1: Basically it was the director of the previous movie. I
- 14:55Speaker 1: don't know if the first and second movies are directed
- 14:57Speaker 1: by the same person, but I think it's different people.
- 14:59Speaker 1: They basically claimed that she was difficult, says Turko. Replaced
- 15:04Speaker 1: Judith Hougue for this film and The Fall Uh and
- 15:07Speaker 1: the following film. According to Huge, she was not approached
- 15:09Speaker 1: to reprise their role because the producers thought she complained
- 15:12Speaker 1: too much during the first movie. So, um, yeah, women
- 15:17Speaker 1: be getting labeled as difficult and losing jobs. So what
- 15:22Speaker 1: a thrilling tail. Never heard that one before. So this
- 15:27Speaker 1: April is played by Page Turco. They go to her
- 15:30Speaker 1: apartment where the Turtles and Splinter are staying because they
- 15:35Speaker 1: can't go back to the sewer right now because the
- 15:38Speaker 1: Foot knows where they live. Then we cut to a
- 15:41Speaker 1: landfill Shredder survived. Then we cut to a junkyard where
- 15:48Speaker 1: what's left of the Foot clan regroups. We see Shredder's
- 15:52Speaker 1: right handman, Tatsu. He's throwing a fit, but then Shredder
- 15:57Speaker 1: shows up played by Francois How he shows up, he's
- 16:01Speaker 1: hungry for revenge and he wants to find and destroy
- 16:05Speaker 1: the Turtles. Then we meet Professor Jordan Perry played by
- 16:10Speaker 1: David Warner a k a. Love Joy from Titanic. I know,
- 16:16Speaker 1: I was so thrilled. I don't think I once. Once
- 16:20Speaker 1: I saw it, I couldn't un see it. I don't
- 16:23Speaker 1: know if I would have gotten there on my own.
- 16:25Speaker 1: So because I saw this movie a bazillion times before
- 16:28Speaker 1: Titanic came out. When Titanic came out, I was like,
- 16:31Speaker 1: oh my god, it's the professor from the Secret of
- 16:34Speaker 1: the Ooze. The director of teenage mutant ninja turtles too
- 16:37Speaker 1: would be so thrilled to hear that. I'm sure, um okay.
- 16:43Speaker 1: So the professor is helping with cleanup of toxic chemicals
- 16:47Speaker 1: from a company called t g R I. April interviews
- 16:51Speaker 1: him for the news. She's suspicious. She senses something is
- 16:55Speaker 1: going on with t g R I, especially because this
- 16:58Speaker 1: toxic waste seems to be mutating things nearby, like we
- 17:01Speaker 1: see these huge mutated dandelions, and Shredder gets wind of
- 17:07Speaker 1: this toxic waste and wonders if he might be able
- 17:10Speaker 1: to use it against his enemies. Meanwhile, Splinter reveals that
- 17:17Speaker 1: the radioactive material that mutated the turtles when they were
- 17:21Speaker 1: babies was the same toxic waste from t g R I,
- 17:26Speaker 1: So it's all connected. So the turtles go to t
- 17:31Speaker 1: g r I to investigate, but the Foot also shows
- 17:34Speaker 1: up and steals the one remaining canister of ouze, which
- 17:39Speaker 1: is what everyone calls it s x uz situations in
- 17:46Speaker 1: this movie sometimes you're just like what's happening, and then
- 17:49Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, the ouze is back. I'm assuming that
- 17:51Speaker 1: things are back on track, as long as you can
- 17:54Speaker 1: keep your eye on the ouze, you can sort of
- 17:56Speaker 1: figure out what's going on. The uz is kind of
- 17:58Speaker 1: the like connective glue, so to speak, that really holds
- 18:01Speaker 1: this movie together. Classics. So they've also kidnapped the professor.
- 18:07Speaker 1: The Foot has who Shredder forces to administer the ooze
- 18:13Speaker 1: to a couple of dangerous creatures, but we don't know
- 18:17Speaker 1: what exactly. We have yet to get a big reveal.
- 18:20Speaker 1: Then Keno shows back up to April O'Neill's place because
- 18:24Speaker 1: he had seen the turtles in that first sequence and
- 18:28Speaker 1: he's like, what's going on? What are these turtles all about?
- 18:31Speaker 1: So he wants more information. He discovers them there. He
- 18:36Speaker 1: tells them that the Foot plan is recruiting, especially teenagers
- 18:40Speaker 1: with martial arts experience, and he's like, oh, if I
- 18:43Speaker 1: get recruited, we can find their headquarters and then take
- 18:47Speaker 1: them down. But Splinters like, no, that's too dangerous. Then
- 18:51Speaker 1: the turtles go back to the sewer to try to
- 18:54Speaker 1: find a spot to live. They find an abandoned subway station,
- 18:58Speaker 1: but Raphael is pissed, I think because they're like not
- 19:02Speaker 1: doing anything to try to get the ooze back from
- 19:05Speaker 1: the Foot, so he storms off. He does this a
- 19:10Speaker 1: lot because he also does this in the first movie.
- 19:12Speaker 1: Oh does he Okay, that's good to know. I do
- 19:15Speaker 1: appreciate how this very New York movie, even when you're
- 19:19Speaker 1: in the world of the teenage mutant Ninja turtles, it's
- 19:21Speaker 1: so elevated, it's still really hard to find an apartment, right, Like,
- 19:29Speaker 1: that's that's a level of realism I wasn't anticipating. Okay.
- 19:34Speaker 1: So meanwhile, the creatures that the Professor had mutated are
- 19:39Speaker 1: ready for their big debut. It is a giant mutant
- 19:43Speaker 1: wolf and snapping turtle, Toca and raise Are. I love them.
- 19:48Speaker 1: They're great, They're amazing. They're like mama, right because they're babies.
- 19:54Speaker 1: Their babies, the babies. I used to scream that around
- 19:59Speaker 1: my house as a kid at all the time. It's
- 20:01Speaker 1: so funny. It's so funny and sweet, and I feel
- 20:04Speaker 1: like it without trying to accidentally comments on the born
- 20:09Speaker 1: Sexy Yesterday Trupe Trump where it's like something that comes
- 20:12Speaker 1: out that's supposed to be very fully formed and then
- 20:15Speaker 1: it's like Google Gaga, You're like, oh, yeah, it's a baby,
- 20:18Speaker 1: that's how that would work, right. Yeah. So they're not
- 20:23Speaker 1: very cognitively developed, but they are strong and still dangerous,
- 20:28Speaker 1: so Keno, who has linked up with Rafael, gets recruited
- 20:33Speaker 1: into the Foot so the Keno can learn their secrets
- 20:37Speaker 1: and double cross them. But then the Foot clan kidnaps Rafael,
- 20:43Speaker 1: so the other turtles go to the Junkyard to rescue him,
- 20:46Speaker 1: but Shredder springs a trap. There's a big fight. Shredder
- 20:51Speaker 1: unleashes Toca and raise Are, and the turtles are no
- 20:54Speaker 1: match for them, so they run away and they bring
- 20:57Speaker 1: the Professor with them, who gets to work on developing
- 21:01Speaker 1: an antidote to un mutate Toca and raise Are, which
- 21:06Speaker 1: the Professor reveals those animals will have to ingest, So
- 21:11Speaker 1: the turtles have the idea to put the antidote into
- 21:14Speaker 1: donuts and feed those two Toca and raise Are, so
- 21:19Speaker 1: that night the turtles go back to the Junkyard for
- 21:23Speaker 1: the big fight. There's so many fights in this movie.
- 21:26Speaker 1: It's it's very exciting, truly. They feed the donuts to
- 21:30Speaker 1: Toca and raise Are, but another fight breaks out and
- 21:35Speaker 1: as they're fighting, they crash into a nightclub where Vanilla
- 21:39Speaker 1: Ice is performing, which in York that also is very possible.
- 21:49Speaker 1: So Vanilla Ice is, you know, rapping whatever right, and
- 21:59Speaker 1: then everyone at the club is watching this fight happen.
- 22:02Speaker 1: So then Vanilla Ice improvises one of the best songs
- 22:06Speaker 1: of all time, Ninja Wrap, And then at one point
- 22:10Speaker 1: the Turtles burst out into a choreographed dance, which I
- 22:15Speaker 1: later learned and performed as well. Who could blame you?
- 22:21Speaker 1: But then Shredder bursts in. He drinks a vial of ooze,
- 22:27Speaker 1: which not only makes him bigger and stronger, but it
- 22:30Speaker 1: also mutates his outfit and makes it spikier. I liked that. Yeah,
- 22:36Speaker 1: it's really good. There's so many things I about this
- 22:38Speaker 1: movie that as a kid I did not question for
- 22:40Speaker 1: a second, And then as an adult, I'm like, why
- 22:43Speaker 1: did the US mutate his spikes? I don't know his outfit.
- 22:47Speaker 1: I mean, it stands to reason I didn't ask. I
- 22:51Speaker 1: honestly didn't ask that question. And I'm almost thirty years old. Okay,
- 22:57Speaker 1: So the Turtles are trying to fight Super Shredder, which
- 23:02Speaker 1: I also had a toy of as a kid. Brag.
- 23:05Speaker 1: They're on a dock now, and Super Shredder is just
- 23:10Speaker 1: like tearing everything down around him and he ends up
- 23:13Speaker 1: getting crushed when the whole thing collapses. But the turtles
- 23:18Speaker 1: avoid getting crushed because they are like, we're turtles, we
- 23:21Speaker 1: can jump in the water. Then the movie ends with
- 23:26Speaker 1: the turtles back at their new home and Splinter says,
- 23:31Speaker 1: go Ninja, Go, Ninja go, and then freeze frame and
- 23:34Speaker 1: the movie's over after eight one minutes on the half
- 23:37Speaker 1: a flip. Incredible. Every movie should do this, yes, including
- 23:42Speaker 1: the freeze frame on a mid flip. That is how
- 23:44Speaker 1: the Robert Pattinson Batman movie should have ended. Uh go Batman,
- 23:48Speaker 1: Go Batman, Go flip. Directed by Matt. I don't know
- 23:54Speaker 1: who knows what his last name could be anything, Matt.
- 23:57Speaker 1: The movie Doubt should have ended that Meryl's drip doing
- 24:04Speaker 1: apple flip, Go, Sister Aloish's go, Sister Alowish's go flip.
- 24:11Speaker 1: Oh my god. Oh we haven't brought up doubt in
- 24:14Speaker 1: a while. Yeah, it's I I've found that it tends
- 24:18Speaker 1: to bring down the mood of any discussion that we're happening.
- 24:23Speaker 1: But I would love to see Meryl do a flip
- 24:27Speaker 1: as sister aloish Is, but only as Sister aloish Is.
- 24:30Speaker 1: I'm not interested in it in any other character of hers. Actually,
- 24:34Speaker 1: maybe maybe what's her name? The devil who wore product.
- 24:38Speaker 1: I would, I would, Miranda Priestley. Yeah, I thought it
- 24:43Speaker 1: was a very satisfying ending. Yes, um, let's take a
- 24:46Speaker 1: quick break and then we will come right back to
- 24:49Speaker 1: discuss and we're back. Where should we be? Cam, Well,
- 25:01Speaker 1: I'll let I'll let you guys stare. Oh my gosh, Carlos,
- 25:05Speaker 1: does anything jump out to you as a good place
- 25:08Speaker 1: to start as the resident PhD have her? I feel
- 25:14Speaker 1: so I feel so inadequate next to you, but with
- 25:16Speaker 1: only my measly master's degree. Um, I'm gonna be like you,
- 25:20Speaker 1: be like I have a PhD. I don't like to
- 25:21Speaker 1: bring it up. Yeah, yeah, um, I think just talking
- 25:27Speaker 1: quickly about some of the parallels between the first movie
- 25:31Speaker 1: in the second movie, because as you were giving the recap,
- 25:34Speaker 1: I realized that Rafael is in trouble in both movies.
- 25:39Speaker 1: So he goes out by himself, gets beat up and
- 25:42Speaker 1: left for dead in the first one, and then ends
- 25:45Speaker 1: up getting kidnapped and tied to a big pole in
- 25:49Speaker 1: this one. Yeah, sir, can you learn your lesson and
- 25:53Speaker 1: not go out by yourself? Honestly? I wrote down for
- 25:56Speaker 1: when the way that Rafael he looks like car Sin
- 26:00Speaker 1: Dunston the Spider Web at the peak of Spider Man Too,
- 26:03Speaker 1: where it's like, well, I guess he's not going to
- 26:05Speaker 1: be allowed to participate in this this scrap It was fun,
- 26:10Speaker 1: but then he is because then he's a turtle, and yeah,
- 26:14Speaker 1: not a damseled woman. Um. But on that line of thinking,
- 26:20Speaker 1: because a lot of the notes I have as they
- 26:22Speaker 1: relate to April O'Neill's character, a lot of it is
- 26:27Speaker 1: how her character is treated in the first movie versus
- 26:29Speaker 1: the second one. So for anyone who hasn't seen the
- 26:33Speaker 1: first movie, here are a few things of note that
- 26:38Speaker 1: happen in relation to her character. So the first Ninja
- 26:43Speaker 1: Turtles movie that came out like one year prior to
- 26:46Speaker 1: this one, it makes April have to be rescued at
- 26:51Speaker 1: least twice by the Turtles, so it damsels her. And
- 26:56Speaker 1: then she has to be rescued twice. During at least
- 26:59Speaker 1: one of these rescues. Uh, she is hit in the
- 27:03Speaker 1: face by some members of the foot Plan multiple times,
- 27:08Speaker 1: so she is assaulted quite a bit. The movie also
- 27:13Speaker 1: puts her in a romance with Casey Jones, which I
- 27:16Speaker 1: think is like cannon to the comics which I never
- 27:20Speaker 1: really read, but I did watch the animated series as
- 27:23Speaker 1: a kid, although I don't remember it at all, I
- 27:26Speaker 1: did a little bit of research on it and it
- 27:28Speaker 1: seems like she's treated much the same like I think,
- 27:32Speaker 1: particularly bad in the in the original comics, where she's
- 27:36Speaker 1: like really like drawn exploitatively and like just someone that
- 27:41Speaker 1: people say plot to. And then it sounds like the
- 27:44Speaker 1: animated series attempted to give her a character, but maybe
- 27:47Speaker 1: not very well. Yeah, so the first movie includes the
- 27:54Speaker 1: Casey Jones character. They are put into a like romantic
- 27:59Speaker 1: like a floor rotation slash romantic tension, and eventually they
- 28:02Speaker 1: kiss at the end. He is a jerk to her
- 28:05Speaker 1: the whole time, and then there's also some like not
- 28:09Speaker 1: very appropriate for a kid's movie stuff that happens where
- 28:12Speaker 1: he gives her a very horny massage at one point
- 28:15Speaker 1: where he is first like shoves her down in a
- 28:19Speaker 1: chair in a pretty violent way, and then he starts
- 28:22Speaker 1: to give her a massage in which he is almost
- 28:26Speaker 1: like touching her breasts and it's just like, why is
- 28:30Speaker 1: this happening in this PG movie? So basically in this
- 28:35Speaker 1: first movie, she's damseled, battered, and treated poorly by her
- 28:40Speaker 1: love interest. I hate how In the second movie, they
- 28:43Speaker 1: deal with that by being like, um, let's just not
- 28:46Speaker 1: have her be in it that much question mark, then
- 28:50Speaker 1: we can't do anything fucked up to her. Yeah, so
- 28:54Speaker 1: in Secret of the Ooze, April doesn't have to be
- 28:58Speaker 1: rescued at any point. Some random lady does at the
- 29:02Speaker 1: Vanilla Ice concert. But was that that was just a
- 29:06Speaker 1: random lady who loved Ninja rap. And that's that's also
- 29:12Speaker 1: I mean, not that this excuses it, but that's like
- 29:14Speaker 1: a very brief moment. It's not like a super like plot, like,
- 29:18Speaker 1: none of the plot really revolves around that. No, it's
- 29:21Speaker 1: just to the point where it was weird that it
- 29:23Speaker 1: was included at all. It was like, right, damseling someone
- 29:26Speaker 1: we don't know for thirty seconds and then having it
- 29:29Speaker 1: be completely fine. And then she also does put a
- 29:31Speaker 1: button on the scene by passing out. Women be fainting.
- 29:35Speaker 1: Women be fainting. But to be fair, Keno faints at
- 29:39Speaker 1: one point in the movie, so they are giving um
- 29:42Speaker 1: equal opportunity, right, Um, So April does not have to
- 29:47Speaker 1: be rescued. She's not wedged into a relationship with an
- 29:51Speaker 1: asshole or anyone, which also reduces the ways in which
- 29:56Speaker 1: she was like over sexualized in the first movie, so
- 30:00Speaker 1: we're not really seeing any of that in this sequel. So,
- 30:04Speaker 1: like you said, Jamie, she just like isn't given a
- 30:06Speaker 1: lot to do. I would say her involvement in the
- 30:09Speaker 1: story isn't zero because she is investigating T g R. I.
- 30:14Speaker 1: But also nothing that she does in this movie has
- 30:17Speaker 1: any real bearing on the plot as so to say
- 30:20Speaker 1: I think you could take her, I mean, I know
- 30:22Speaker 1: you can't canotically take her out of the franchise, but
- 30:25Speaker 1: you could take her out of this plot and not
- 30:28Speaker 1: much would change, which I feel like, isn't such a
- 30:31Speaker 1: bizarre like moment. I mean, I guess moment in feminism
- 30:35Speaker 1: in like one particular way where it's like I don't know,
- 30:39Speaker 1: like that whole third wave thing of like, but you
- 30:42Speaker 1: can't be mad at us because we gave her a job,
- 30:44Speaker 1: and it's like, well, but the job she's doing doesn't
- 30:47Speaker 1: have any bearing on what's happening or any decision she
- 30:50Speaker 1: makes at all. Right, And and most of the time
- 30:53Speaker 1: in her job, I was like a little frustrated to
- 30:56Speaker 1: see that almost every piece of information she makes she
- 31:00Speaker 1: kind of encounters by mistake, Like we don't get to
- 31:03Speaker 1: see her do a lot of investigating. It's she encounters
- 31:06Speaker 1: the plot and information she needs by accident, and then
- 31:09Speaker 1: she's like, I knew it, and you can tell that
- 31:11Speaker 1: like in the early nineties, this was like feminism. She
- 31:15Speaker 1: has a job, and there's another little glimpse of that
- 31:19Speaker 1: when her boss is like, it's ratings week, drop this
- 31:24Speaker 1: g g R. I story do something really interesting and
- 31:28Speaker 1: then he like hands are a piece of paper and
- 31:30Speaker 1: she's like, oh, swimsuits of the nineties and he's like, yeah,
- 31:33Speaker 1: I find that really interesting, and like her reaction, we're
- 31:37Speaker 1: supposed to be like, yeah, she doesn't care about, you know,
- 31:40Speaker 1: women in swimsuits. She cares about this hard hitting journalism
- 31:43Speaker 1: she's doing. But it's like, which is like she's not enough, right,
- 31:47Speaker 1: but then let her do the hard hitting journalists, right.
- 31:50Speaker 1: She could have easily been with Jerry question Mark her
- 31:55Speaker 1: like assistant cameraman, assistant person when he finds the dandelion,
- 32:00Speaker 1: Like she could have easily snuck in with him, or
- 32:03Speaker 1: it's been her by herself, and then she tells Jerry
- 32:06Speaker 1: and then he tells Shredder, like that could have been
- 32:08Speaker 1: a moment for her to be more active in the story.
- 32:11Speaker 1: Totally totally. It felt like she It's interesting to know
- 32:15Speaker 1: that there was all this shoehorned in love interest stuff
- 32:18Speaker 1: in the first movie, because it felt like in lieu
- 32:20Speaker 1: of that, they were just like, well, we're just not
- 32:22Speaker 1: going to have her around as much, when it's like,
- 32:24Speaker 1: instead of finding ways to meaningfully include her in the plot,
- 32:28Speaker 1: when it sounds like, canonically she's a great character to
- 32:32Speaker 1: have there because she's theoretically an investigator. Bizarre right, And
- 32:37Speaker 1: on the tale of the first one, she's now the
- 32:40Speaker 1: highest paid investigative reporter in New York City to afford
- 32:44Speaker 1: a two level apartment after days of her old apartment branding.
- 32:50Speaker 1: It's like, and it's like, too bad for New York City,
- 32:54Speaker 1: because this lady isn't investigating a damn thing she's she
- 33:00Speaker 1: is yell at the chief of police a lot. And
- 33:03Speaker 1: I do appreciate that this movie and the first one.
- 33:08Speaker 1: I did not go back and rewatch the third movie
- 33:11Speaker 1: because it um sucks. But uh, these two movies present
- 33:17Speaker 1: cops in a way that shows them as being like
- 33:20Speaker 1: severely incompetent and never handling things properly, to the point
- 33:25Speaker 1: where April says to the police chief like she's like,
- 33:29Speaker 1: I guess you're not the ones who are going to
- 33:31Speaker 1: handle this. Right after, like there's a scene where Token
- 33:33Speaker 1: raisar like reek havoc on the city and the police
- 33:37Speaker 1: chief is just like, that's what we do best, not
- 33:40Speaker 1: handle things, and that we're like, whoo hoo. That's pretty
- 33:45Speaker 1: cool for a nineties movie. I like that, and I
- 33:47Speaker 1: also liked I have a question for the two experts
- 33:52Speaker 1: in the room. I like how the Turtles have this
- 33:57Speaker 1: like story that's connected to ironmental disaster, and that this
- 34:01Speaker 1: movie also kind of like the Ouze is like this
- 34:04Speaker 1: vaguely environmental story. Is that something that happens on the
- 34:08Speaker 1: show a lot? Because I thought that that was really cool.
- 34:11Speaker 1: I actually don't know, it's been such a long time
- 34:15Speaker 1: since I've watched the shows. UM. I feel like it
- 34:17Speaker 1: was part of that trend in the early nineties where
- 34:20Speaker 1: it's like Captain Planet, the Power Rangers, the Turtles, everyone
- 34:24Speaker 1: had the environment and being environmentally conscious on their radar UM,
- 34:29Speaker 1: But I'm not sure how deeply it goes in UM
- 34:32Speaker 1: Turtles Cannon and then they forgot. I'm curious because I
- 34:35Speaker 1: know that this franchise is being rebooted again again by
- 34:40Speaker 1: I think Seth Rogan. Yeah, that's what I heard, And
- 34:43Speaker 1: I would be surprised if that didn't come into the
- 34:46Speaker 1: news story because it's like they lend themselves very well
- 34:50Speaker 1: to an environmental crisis story that hopefully isn't too depressing, right,
- 34:55Speaker 1: because their whole origin is we came in contact with
- 34:59Speaker 1: toxic Way East. But that was actually a good thing
- 35:02Speaker 1: because they turned into these awesome crime fighting martial arts experts. Yeah,
- 35:09Speaker 1: it's going to be a very like, don't worry, guys,
- 35:12Speaker 1: everything's gonna actually be awesome when the environment collapses. Yeah,
- 35:17Speaker 1: we'll just all turn into these amazing superheroes. Yeah, pizza
- 35:21Speaker 1: eating turtles. Another thing about April, even though this movie
- 35:26Speaker 1: doesn't foist a romantic relationship on her, the turtles all
- 35:32Speaker 1: have a crush on April, especially Michael Angelo, or at
- 35:36Speaker 1: least he's the most vocal about it. And I just
- 35:40Speaker 1: got to think, like, what if you were a grown,
- 35:44Speaker 1: adult human woman and there are these four horny teenagers
- 35:49Speaker 1: that all have a big crush on you, and then
- 35:51Speaker 1: they're all also mutant turtles. See that's where you lose me.
- 35:59Speaker 1: I just it's a it's a weird choice, I think,
- 36:03Speaker 1: but wild but it also feels so of the era.
- 36:06Speaker 1: Yeah that Yes, it's also interesting because I watched the
- 36:11Speaker 1: first one and the second one pretty close back to
- 36:13Speaker 1: back to prep for this episode. I also watched the
- 36:16Speaker 1: third one, which Choices. But there's a scene when um
- 36:22Speaker 1: Master Splinter is kidnapped in the first movie where they
- 36:25Speaker 1: come to her door crying, and so it's very much
- 36:28Speaker 1: like you were the only adult we can turn to,
- 36:31Speaker 1: while also still having this sort of hyper sexuality. It's like,
- 36:34Speaker 1: we want to bone you, but you're also kind of
- 36:36Speaker 1: a mother figure. In the first one, try, I couldn't
- 36:40Speaker 1: tell I settled on big Sister because I'm like, is
- 36:43Speaker 1: she mommy? It made me feel better to think of
- 36:46Speaker 1: her as big sister? Sorry, can we just pause for
- 36:48Speaker 1: a second? Son? You just got here? Yeah, okay, let's
- 36:57Speaker 1: let's sunny. Might be running back and forth and there's
- 37:02Speaker 1: not going to be a way around um right, So yeah,
- 37:07Speaker 1: she's not mommy really like Splinters definitely daddy, but she's
- 37:13Speaker 1: not big sister because they all want to have sex
- 37:16Speaker 1: with her. Maybe it's like a creepy babysitter kind of thing.
- 37:20Speaker 1: It's babysitter. That might be a yeah, because it's like
- 37:23Speaker 1: she's not Yeah, I agree that she's not exactly mommy,
- 37:26Speaker 1: but she does take on this like caretaking role for
- 37:31Speaker 1: them and she worries about them, but she's clearly not
- 37:34Speaker 1: like into them. Yeah, thank god. She wants them out
- 37:39Speaker 1: of her apartment. She's like, I'm the highest paid journalist
- 37:42Speaker 1: new York City. I'm I'm trying to fuck all these
- 37:44Speaker 1: turtles in a rat are like living here. I love
- 37:49Speaker 1: imagine her bumble profile. She was like, we can't go
- 37:53Speaker 1: back to my plays. Not that it isn't nice, but
- 37:57Speaker 1: I just have something's going on right now. There might
- 38:00Speaker 1: be four strange teenage boys and it's not of my apartment,
- 38:05Speaker 1: right and they're like, oh okay, unmatched They're like, wait, no,
- 38:09Speaker 1: they're turtles. Like what. That doesn't make it any less
- 38:16Speaker 1: weird for the only woman in the movie to be
- 38:22Speaker 1: the like caregiver slash person that they all have this
- 38:29Speaker 1: like little you know, like teen infatuation with, and then
- 38:33Speaker 1: for her to also not really be allowed to do
- 38:37Speaker 1: anything narratively significant. Don't love it. It sucks And it
- 38:42Speaker 1: also I just I definitely saw the first Megan Fox
- 38:47Speaker 1: Ninja Turtles movie in theaters because fun fact or maybe
- 38:52Speaker 1: it was how many teenage? I saw the one that
- 38:55Speaker 1: came out in like the late two thousand's whatever one
- 38:57Speaker 1: that was. So there there are two there, one from
- 39:01Speaker 1: fen and there's a sequel to it from sixteen, both
- 39:04Speaker 1: produced by Michael Bay. Okay, what was the one that
- 39:08Speaker 1: came out in like two thousand and seven? Seven? There
- 39:11Speaker 1: was another one? So I saw that one. Okay, So
- 39:14Speaker 1: there's a computer animated one called T M and T
- 39:17Speaker 1: Chris Evan's. It's the Chris Evans Teenagement. Ninta turtle because
- 39:22Speaker 1: I that was my cousin's first date and I was
- 39:25Speaker 1: like her kid cousin, and she's like, you're gonna come
- 39:27Speaker 1: with me? Oh, you were a little chaperone. Yeah, I
- 39:30Speaker 1: was this. I was a baby chaperone of no kissing
- 39:34Speaker 1: while I watch that's adorable, creepy. Anyways, I guess all
- 39:39Speaker 1: that to say, I know that there are movies that
- 39:41Speaker 1: treat April O'Neil much worse than this movie does. Well
- 39:46Speaker 1: because in the Megan Fox ones in particular, which this
- 39:49Speaker 1: one is, and this is the Sarah Michelle Geller one,
- 39:51Speaker 1: apparently I don't remember. I mean all all that to say,
- 39:55Speaker 1: like Megan Fox was given the full on Megan Fox
- 39:58Speaker 1: treatment of how she was treated it in every movie
- 40:01Speaker 1: where her body was super exploited, where she was like
- 40:06Speaker 1: given love interests and just all this stuff. And it's
- 40:10Speaker 1: so frustrating in these franchises that all they need to
- 40:13Speaker 1: do is involve more women or less guys that only
- 40:17Speaker 1: have one idea because the the only it seems like
- 40:20Speaker 1: the only alternative to treat April not horribly is to
- 40:23Speaker 1: like reduce her presence, which is so not true. Especially
- 40:27Speaker 1: it's extra frustrating when it's like in the bones of
- 40:30Speaker 1: the character for her to be very useful to any
- 40:33Speaker 1: plot involving the teenage mutant Ninja turtles. I know she's
- 40:39Speaker 1: got contact, she can make calls, She's probably got people
- 40:43Speaker 1: who will tell her things off the records, so she
- 40:45Speaker 1: can like sneak around and get information. It's like, we're
- 40:48Speaker 1: just gonna have her chillen and nowhere, right, And I
- 40:53Speaker 1: don't know if like the the you know, the property's
- 40:56Speaker 1: logic is, well, she doesn't have martial arts train name
- 41:00Speaker 1: and therefore she can't participate in the action scenes. But
- 41:04Speaker 1: it's like, well then that's all the more reason to
- 41:06Speaker 1: give her other things to do. Yeah, there's so much
- 41:10Speaker 1: surface world stuff she could be doing, like dealing with
- 41:13Speaker 1: the police, She could be dealing with any of these
- 41:16Speaker 1: business owners. Does no one have security cameras that she
- 41:19Speaker 1: can steal the footage and use in her reports, like right,
- 41:22Speaker 1: because that's the other thing. They have to like stay
- 41:25Speaker 1: in the shadows because they're human sized turtles, which I okay.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Another thing I really enjoyed about the movie is that
- 41:34Speaker 1: they don't seem to be making much of an effort
- 41:36Speaker 1: to hide in the shadows. It's so funny, like when
- 41:39Speaker 1: they're there's a computer sequence that are so computers. It
- 41:43Speaker 1: made me laugh so much, where they're like computers, like
- 41:47Speaker 1: they're they're such they're so goofy, but they're like theoretically
- 41:51Speaker 1: they snuck in there and they're screaming, they're so loud,
- 41:55Speaker 1: and they're huge turtles and they just are making no
- 41:59Speaker 1: effort to come seel themselves, which is sort of what
- 42:02Speaker 1: is being said to them at the end of the
- 42:04Speaker 1: movie where they're like, yeah, we're so discreet, Like I
- 42:07Speaker 1: just it's so funny. Yeah, and then spinters like he
- 42:11Speaker 1: holds up the what made the newspaper a photo of
- 42:16Speaker 1: them dancing to Ninja wrap and he's like, try harder. Okay,
- 42:20Speaker 1: you're telling me that would be front page news. If
- 42:23Speaker 1: for human size turtles started dancing in public and then
- 42:28Speaker 1: almost killed people, that would be front page news. Correct,
- 42:33Speaker 1: that's a documentary, yes, right. The thing that was jarring
- 42:38Speaker 1: watching them back to back is in the first one
- 42:41Speaker 1: when her boss and his son come over. They hide
- 42:45Speaker 1: so well for the most part. One of them is
- 42:49Speaker 1: caught under the table, but then is immediately gone to
- 42:51Speaker 1: watch this right after, Why is your foot there for
- 42:54Speaker 1: Keynote to step on? Like lost all of your ninja
- 42:57Speaker 1: skills so they can do it like, but sometimes they
- 43:02Speaker 1: just don't. It's really funny that scene that you're referring to, Carlos. So,
- 43:07Speaker 1: there's a scene where Keynote shows up to April's apartment
- 43:11Speaker 1: because he's like, something's going on these I saw these
- 43:15Speaker 1: turtles and I want to know more about it. He
- 43:18Speaker 1: shows up, He shows up under the guys of like,
- 43:20Speaker 1: I've brought you a pizza and she's like, well I
- 43:22Speaker 1: didn't order a pizza, and he's like that's okay, I'll
- 43:25Speaker 1: just come in. So he comes and uninvited, he's like,
- 43:29Speaker 1: what are these doing here? Referring to the nunchucks. And
- 43:32Speaker 1: then rather than April being like, who are you, please
- 43:36Speaker 1: get out of my house? Your trespassing? What's it to you?
- 43:41Speaker 1: What these nunchucks are doing? Sense? He's an important side
- 43:45Speaker 1: character in the film, so she doesn't kick him out,
- 43:48Speaker 1: but she's like just being really defensive about like, these
- 43:51Speaker 1: are my nunchucks, look at me practicing them, And it's
- 43:54Speaker 1: just like you can you can just tell this stranger
- 43:57Speaker 1: who's intruding onto your property to lee Ago, like in
- 44:01Speaker 1: another movie, that is the setup for a horror, a
- 44:05Speaker 1: lifetime movie. That's the beginning of funny games, like when
- 44:10Speaker 1: you just let a stranger into your home. And then
- 44:13Speaker 1: Keo is holding her hostage and it's the scariest thing
- 44:16Speaker 1: I've ever seen. God, I don't know why I just
- 44:18Speaker 1: conjured that movie. It's so scary. I'm impressed. Yeah, that
- 44:21Speaker 1: was a choice. Sorry, on the tail end of the
- 44:27Speaker 1: first movie, because this is days later, Like Shredder is
- 44:29Speaker 1: in the garbage at the end of the first one,
- 44:32Speaker 1: he's found in the dump like a day maybe two
- 44:35Speaker 1: days later. She should be very reticent and fearful of
- 44:40Speaker 1: random people coming to her door trying to find her,
- 44:43Speaker 1: Like her house was just burned down and her dad's
- 44:47Speaker 1: shop and she got I know we're talking about the
- 44:49Speaker 1: second one. We were talking about the second, but she
- 44:51Speaker 1: like in the first movie, she's like, her dad was shot. No,
- 44:54Speaker 1: he had a shop and it was burned down to
- 44:57Speaker 1: open for him. Still pretty bad, but yeah, and the
- 45:00Speaker 1: first one she's assaulted by the foot and then later
- 45:03Speaker 1: kidnapped or I forget exactly all what happens, but like
- 45:06Speaker 1: she like multiple times she's in these dangerous situations. And
- 45:11Speaker 1: then yeah, in this in this one, she's just like, uh,
- 45:14Speaker 1: come on and pizza guy, these are my nunchucks and
- 45:17Speaker 1: show yourself around. It's totally fine. So yeah, that was
- 45:22Speaker 1: um bizarre. I guess it would make sense if you
- 45:25Speaker 1: had four ninja turtles in your apartment, maybe you wouldn't
- 45:29Speaker 1: be scared of one dude at the door. Maybe, right,
- 45:34Speaker 1: But even I'm just still like, no, like self preservation,
- 45:37Speaker 1: where is it? That's why it's like I feel like
- 45:39Speaker 1: April is like treated like such a plot character that
- 45:43Speaker 1: in moments like that where it's like, well, she just
- 45:46Speaker 1: needs to behave. However, the plot needs her to behave
- 45:49Speaker 1: in order for this movie to be eighty one minutes
- 45:51Speaker 1: long where it's like we've got minutes to play around with.
- 45:55Speaker 1: She doesn't have to be thrilled about this, right, it's frustrating.
- 46:01Speaker 1: I was interested to learn about the the actor who
- 46:04Speaker 1: plays Keno. I I wasn't familiar with him, but apparently
- 46:09Speaker 1: I'm very familiar with his work because he's like a
- 46:11Speaker 1: famous stunt performer who's been doing stunts since he was
- 46:15Speaker 1: a child. So he was Donna Cello stuntman in the
- 46:18Speaker 1: first TMNT and then he was just upgraded to human
- 46:23Speaker 1: character in the second one, which is kind of fun.
- 46:27Speaker 1: And then he's done a time. He did stunt work
- 46:30Speaker 1: in Avatar, he did stunt work in Tim Burton Alice
- 46:33Speaker 1: in Wonderland. Like he's just he's kind of a legend.
- 46:38Speaker 1: He hosted a reality show on MTV and two thousand nine.
- 46:42Speaker 1: Who didn't it was it was about stuntman, It wasn't
- 46:46Speaker 1: about It wasn't totally random, but like he's just been
- 46:51Speaker 1: in goddamn everything. He was in The Really Bad Child
- 46:53Speaker 1: above Indiana Jones. You know, I just was so thrilled
- 46:58Speaker 1: to to learn about learned about him. If nothing else,
- 47:02Speaker 1: Keno's characters a little all over the place. Although I
- 47:05Speaker 1: did like that he was given a fully realized arc.
- 47:09Speaker 1: I wish April had had a similar treatment by the movie. Sure. Also,
- 47:15Speaker 1: when I watched this movie for the first time to
- 47:17Speaker 1: prep for this episode, I watched it with a friend
- 47:20Speaker 1: of the cast, Sammy Junio, and I was also talking
- 47:25Speaker 1: about this movie with another friend and they both said
- 47:28Speaker 1: the exact same thing, which is that Keino in this
- 47:32Speaker 1: movie again played by Ernie rays Jr. Along with Rufio
- 47:37Speaker 1: from the movie Hook played by Dante Basco, are the
- 47:40Speaker 1: only two examples of Filipino representation they saw in kids
- 47:45Speaker 1: media or just like media in general growing up. So like, yeah,
- 47:50Speaker 1: that is um that's so bleak. And also I'm very
- 47:54Speaker 1: glad that Ernie Rayes Jr. Is in this part, which
- 47:59Speaker 1: might a smooth transition to another topic of conversation, which
- 48:06Speaker 1: is the representation of Asian people and culture in this movie.
- 48:13Speaker 1: Where to begin? Well, um, So, the two main bad
- 48:19Speaker 1: guys who have names and or in leadership positions, Shredder
- 48:25Speaker 1: and his like second in command Tatsu, are canonically Japanese
- 48:30Speaker 1: characters like in the comics, and they get some more backs,
- 48:34Speaker 1: especially Shredder gets backstory in the first movie. He's from Japan.
- 48:40Speaker 1: So there's that there are aspects of Japanese culture attributed
- 48:44Speaker 1: to the good guys, in that the turtles study and
- 48:48Speaker 1: practice ninjatsu. Splinter grew up in Japan. Also, Splinter speaks
- 48:55Speaker 1: with a Japanese accent, although I believe that he's voiced
- 48:59Speaker 1: by an am American puppeteer, and a very controversial one
- 49:03Speaker 1: at that. Right. And then also these characters, the turtles
- 49:07Speaker 1: and Splint Splinter are not visually Japanese human beings because
- 49:14Speaker 1: they're turtles and a rat. And yes, you said Jamie.
- 49:17Speaker 1: The actor who voices Splinter is a black actor named
- 49:22Speaker 1: Kevin Clash, who is also the voice actor and puppeteer
- 49:26Speaker 1: of Elmo. I don't know any other information about him,
- 49:28Speaker 1: so if you have, I can give you a very
- 49:31Speaker 1: It's a very uh difficult uh story, but basically, yeah,
- 49:37Speaker 1: he was a famous puppeteer, one of the most prominent
- 49:40Speaker 1: black puppeteers in the world. He was Almo for a
- 49:43Speaker 1: long time and um then was made to resign as
- 49:47Speaker 1: Almo because there were a lot of allegations of him
- 49:51Speaker 1: having sex with underage teenagers. And so if the uh,
- 50:00Speaker 1: there's there's a lot a huge story. Ten years ago,
- 50:04Speaker 1: and I feel like no one really talks about it anymore.
- 50:06Speaker 1: He has since begun working again. There's been a lot
- 50:11Speaker 1: of conversation around the topic that I have not kept
- 50:14Speaker 1: up with, but definitely a massive fall from grace from
- 50:19Speaker 1: a very well respected puppeteer. As far as it's relevant
- 50:23Speaker 1: to this conversation. Uh, he's not an Asian actor putting
- 50:29Speaker 1: on a very very stereotypical, you know, trophy accent. Is this?
- 50:36Speaker 1: Do we know if Splinter also teenage must Ninja Turtles
- 50:40Speaker 1: are canonically written by two white guys from New England?
- 50:42Speaker 1: Are they not? Like so the sore of the well
- 50:46Speaker 1: is poisoned from the very beginning. Uh, don't let two
- 50:49Speaker 1: white guys from New England do literally anything. How has
- 50:52Speaker 1: history taught us nothing? Like why would you wall Burgers?
- 50:56Speaker 1: Like are you kidding any bad idea? Never do it? Um?
- 51:01Speaker 1: But yes, no, I will, I will, Caitlin. I'll send
- 51:03Speaker 1: you some links to the conversation around Kevin Clash because
- 51:06Speaker 1: I am not an authority in it. But I do
- 51:08Speaker 1: remember that, uh Splinter, it was it Splinter canonically based
- 51:13Speaker 1: on Mr Miyagi. That was what I was picking up on.
- 51:17Speaker 1: But I also don't know, like the timeline of that,
- 51:20Speaker 1: because the same tropes are present in that character. It
- 51:24Speaker 1: feels like Karate Kid came out in eighty four and
- 51:29Speaker 1: the first issue of Teenage Mutant inter Turtles the comic,
- 51:34Speaker 1: because that was like the source material, the original source
- 51:38Speaker 1: of everything also was published in Oh my gosh, Carlos
- 51:42Speaker 1: is holding up? You have it? It was also published
- 51:46Speaker 1: in eight four. So I think it's just sort of
- 51:48Speaker 1: like similar concepts happening at the exact same time, not
- 51:53Speaker 1: one based on the other, I would guess, But so
- 51:55Speaker 1: two white guys doing the same offensive thing in the
- 51:58Speaker 1: same calendar year shocking. So in conclusion, most of the
- 52:06Speaker 1: East Asian human beings again, because you have to uh
- 52:11Speaker 1: differentiate that from like the rat the people, the Japanese
- 52:16Speaker 1: characters are bad guys. And in addition to that, there's
- 52:21Speaker 1: just a lot of stereotypes of East Asian and Japanese
- 52:24Speaker 1: culture specifically being used. There's also that sort of like
- 52:28Speaker 1: all East Asian people no martial arts is something that's
- 52:33Speaker 1: being telegraphed. And then I feel like the Turtles are
- 52:40Speaker 1: coded white, especially in contrast to the very stereotypical Asian villains,
- 52:48Speaker 1: so are they They're all voiced by white actors. Is
- 52:52Speaker 1: that correct as having trouble fact checks? I think that
- 52:57Speaker 1: for the most part that is true. And then there's
- 52:59Speaker 1: also so differentiation and who was voice acting some of
- 53:02Speaker 1: the characters from the first movie to the second one.
- 53:04Speaker 1: I think two of the voice actors got recast in
- 53:09Speaker 1: Secret of the Ooze. I oh wait, Brian Tocci. The
- 53:13Speaker 1: Brian Tocci voices Leonardo, and I believe he is Japanese, right, Okay,
- 53:21Speaker 1: So IMDb is tricky because it's like this actor as Leonardo,
- 53:25Speaker 1: but like in the suit, and then it's this different
- 53:27Speaker 1: actor as Leonardo as the voice. So it's like I'm
- 53:30Speaker 1: trying to figure out all this. I was just thinking
- 53:33Speaker 1: voice because that is right, how their personalities are telegraphed, right,
- 53:39Speaker 1: No disrespect to the to the performers. I would not
- 53:43Speaker 1: want to do that job. Yeah, the voice actors are
- 53:48Speaker 1: primarily white, and with the exception I believe of Brian
- 53:52Speaker 1: Tocci who voices Leonardo, right, and Kevin Clash, who is
- 53:57Speaker 1: a black actor but doing an offensive Asian right, I said,
- 54:01Speaker 1: my head hurts. So there's a lot going on the
- 54:06Speaker 1: movie stereotypes and demonizes Asian people in a very harmful way.
- 54:11Speaker 1: It's borrowing elements from Japanese culture like ninjatsu and basically
- 54:16Speaker 1: saying like, when the white coated characters do it, it's
- 54:21Speaker 1: good and it saves the day, but when the Japanese
- 54:23Speaker 1: characters do this thing from their own culture, it's bad.
- 54:30Speaker 1: So there's a lot of fucory happening there, and they're
- 54:36Speaker 1: sort of bringing in lots of white youth to be
- 54:40Speaker 1: the Foot clan, and so across both movies, a lot
- 54:44Speaker 1: of the Foot are drawn from um runaways in New
- 54:48Speaker 1: York City, and so one would expect there to be
- 54:51Speaker 1: more diversity, especially along gender lines in the Foot, given
- 54:55Speaker 1: that a good number of runaways are girls there across
- 55:01Speaker 1: all races, all sexualities, but it is a very kind
- 55:04Speaker 1: of prototypical, largely white mass and so you've got these
- 55:08Speaker 1: Asian bad guys seducing these young white kids into lives
- 55:13Speaker 1: of crime and deviants in both movies, more clearly set
- 55:17Speaker 1: up in the first one, but the sort of trails
- 55:19Speaker 1: are well established in the second one, right, And and
- 55:23Speaker 1: it is so and it's this like t MNT was
- 55:27Speaker 1: certainly not happening in a void where I feel like
- 55:30Speaker 1: American culture in general was very permissive and actively encouraging
- 55:35Speaker 1: these sorts of huge, glossed over generalizations about East Asian
- 55:40Speaker 1: culture to happen throughout the eighties and nineties and into now.
- 55:44Speaker 1: But I feel like it was especially popular around this
- 55:46Speaker 1: time and largely written, directed, and acted by white guys. Yeah.
- 55:54Speaker 1: I also I thought, I don't even know how I
- 55:56Speaker 1: feel Toka and Raised are. I mean, they're just their babies,
- 56:01Speaker 1: but they're voiced by the guy who did Scooby Doo,
- 56:05Speaker 1: which I was like, I just love I hope. I
- 56:09Speaker 1: don't know anything about his politics or anything like that,
- 56:12Speaker 1: but I just love Frank Welker, who's like still alive.
- 56:16Speaker 1: He is in his seventies, like started doing I think
- 56:19Speaker 1: we've talked about him on the show before, because he's
- 56:21Speaker 1: the voice of literally everything famous ever. He started doing
- 56:25Speaker 1: voices when he was like in his early twenties, and
- 56:28Speaker 1: he's been every famous cartoon character that isn't played by
- 56:31Speaker 1: like Tom Kenny, you know, like he's he's literally Scooby
- 56:36Speaker 1: Doo anyways, He's Garage are Scooby Doo episode, He's everyone
- 56:44Speaker 1: He's sorry, okay, sorry, I just my Frank Welker fandom
- 56:49Speaker 1: popped out, and then to find out. He's also Toka
- 56:52Speaker 1: and raisar. I mean, he's the alpha bollina of the
- 56:55Speaker 1: vocal cords. So versatile, so versatile, he can be dogs
- 57:00Speaker 1: and alligators. He's a snapping turtle and a wolf range
- 57:06Speaker 1: the rage. Okay, So another thing along these lines is
- 57:15Speaker 1: the April O'Neill character, And there's some controversy around this
- 57:20Speaker 1: because of some kind of ambiguity, but she is thought
- 57:25Speaker 1: by many to have originally been in the comics a
- 57:28Speaker 1: black woman, which is something that is difficult to discern
- 57:33Speaker 1: because the interiors of the comic books are black and white.
- 57:39Speaker 1: But on the cover of I think like the eleventh
- 57:42Speaker 1: issue of the comic depicts April O'Neill as a light
- 57:46Speaker 1: skinned woman of color with black curly hair. But then
- 57:51Speaker 1: when that issue was reprinted later, she then appears as
- 57:58Speaker 1: a white woman with red hair. So people were like,
- 58:02Speaker 1: this character is being whitewashed, because this happened in eighty
- 58:06Speaker 1: six when this was reprinted, I believe so. When asked
- 58:10Speaker 1: about this by the co creators, Kevin Eastman said that
- 58:15Speaker 1: April was quote originally created as an Asian character. In
- 58:20Speaker 1: Pete's notes, referring to Peter Laird, the other creator, so
- 58:26Speaker 1: originally created as an Asian character in Pete's notes, but
- 58:29Speaker 1: named after an African American woman I once knew. And
- 58:33Speaker 1: then Peter Laird says, it depends on which co creator
- 58:36Speaker 1: of the T M N T you ask. If you
- 58:40Speaker 1: ask me, I always saw April O'Neil as white. If
- 58:43Speaker 1: you ask Kevin, I suspect he would say, as he
- 58:47Speaker 1: has in a number of interviews, that she was of
- 58:50Speaker 1: mixed race, much like his former girlfriend April. So say less. Oh, okay, okay,
- 58:58Speaker 1: So we have so Carlos is showing us an image
- 59:02Speaker 1: from what is this from? Exactly? So? This is from
- 59:06Speaker 1: a colorized version of the graphic novel that compiled the
- 59:12Speaker 1: original issues together in color. So I can post this
- 59:16Speaker 1: and give you the information you have Teenage Mutant Ninja
- 59:19Speaker 1: Turtles Book two, first graphic novel, number ten UM copyright
- 59:24Speaker 1: ven Mirage Comics. So the originals were like this, and
- 59:30Speaker 1: then they did uh colored issue um full color deluxe format.
- 59:35Speaker 1: The graphic novel became an instant bestseller. UM got it.
- 59:39Speaker 1: So the image you just showed us depicts April O'Neil
- 59:42Speaker 1: as a light skinned black woman. But then if you
- 59:44Speaker 1: look at the first uh so each version of her
- 59:49Speaker 1: is different, so she looks more kind of like the
- 59:52Speaker 1: character from this movie that we're discussing here, um also
- 59:56Speaker 1: sort of mixed. And then you have her again looking
- 1:00:01Speaker 1: again very different, but more sort of the image of
- 1:00:05Speaker 1: April O'Neal that we've come to sort of know an expense. Yes,
- 1:00:09Speaker 1: so I don't know much about the history of teenage
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: Mutant Ninja Turtles, but I do know quite a bit
- 1:00:15Speaker 1: about the history of women in comics, and this is
- 1:00:18Speaker 1: something that comes up again and again and again in
- 1:00:21Speaker 1: the history of comics of characters that were originally black
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: women later being whitewashed once the franchise becomes popular. I
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: believe a similar thing happened to Betty Boop way back
- 1:00:34Speaker 1: in the day. And this is and I think in
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: the case of Betty Boob and April O'Neil, it's a
- 1:00:40Speaker 1: little complicated by the fact that the character from the
- 1:00:42Speaker 1: Jump was heavily sexualized, which is something that affects women
- 1:00:46Speaker 1: of color in all areas, but but in you know,
- 1:00:50Speaker 1: certainly an animation as well, and April O'Neil and Betty
- 1:00:54Speaker 1: Boop are too heavily sexualized and eventually whitewashed characters. It's
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: just it's so frustrating that and and you know, and
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: who are who is at the top of those comics.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: It's always white black men. So it's just it's really
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: just continued frustrating pattern. I didn't realize that it happened
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: in this case as well. And then you know, of course,
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: in this era and in all eras before, when black
- 1:01:19Speaker 1: women were working in animation, they were underpaid, unacknowledged, or
- 1:01:23Speaker 1: never hired. And then as it you know, pertains to
- 1:01:27Speaker 1: right now, even you know, black women who were very
- 1:01:31Speaker 1: successful in animation are completely erased from its history and
- 1:01:35Speaker 1: you don't learn that much about them. Sorry that was
- 1:01:38Speaker 1: a little ac cast side rant. But if anyone wants
- 1:01:44Speaker 1: to learn about in an amazing historical and by that
- 1:01:49Speaker 1: I mean she she's dead, uh, an amazing black woman
- 1:01:54Speaker 1: who blazed so many trails in cartooning. Jackie ORMs is
- 1:01:59Speaker 1: so awesome and I recommend everyone learn more about her.
- 1:02:04Speaker 1: That's so frustrating. I didn't know that. Now I'm all
- 1:02:08Speaker 1: piste off. Yeah, that is something. And of course in
- 1:02:12Speaker 1: this movie, she is a white character played by a
- 1:02:18Speaker 1: white actor, and I think I would guess and Carlos,
- 1:02:21Speaker 1: you might you probably know more about this than me.
- 1:02:24Speaker 1: But after that, maybe, like first string of issues in
- 1:02:27Speaker 1: the comics, she was only depicted as a white woman
- 1:02:32Speaker 1: from then on, like in the animated series. I don't
- 1:02:35Speaker 1: know if she was ever made into an action figure.
- 1:02:37Speaker 1: I don't remember having an April O'Neill action figure, but
- 1:02:41Speaker 1: like much the same way that when like the Newest
- 1:02:45Speaker 1: Star Wars trilogy came out, and like Ray was the
- 1:02:48Speaker 1: protagonist of those movies, and like those toy companies were like, well,
- 1:02:51Speaker 1: why would we have an action figure of Ray because
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: she's a woman, you know. Like again I'm kind of
- 1:02:57Speaker 1: speculating here, but like I don't know if they were
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: proble action figures. All this to say that most of
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: the renditions of her post those like kind of original
- 1:03:06Speaker 1: string of issues of the comic depict her as a
- 1:03:08Speaker 1: white woman. And I would say that the Turtles are also,
- 1:03:15Speaker 1: again I think, perceived as like white coated characters even
- 1:03:19Speaker 1: though they're turtles, because I think in at least of
- 1:03:22Speaker 1: the um feature films post this trilogy, all of the
- 1:03:27Speaker 1: voice actors who voiced the Turtle characters are all white actors,
- 1:03:34Speaker 1: cementing that kind of coding. Well, and it's another I
- 1:03:38Speaker 1: am saying that there were some April action figures, but
- 1:03:41Speaker 1: I think that that's like again further complicated by the
- 1:03:43Speaker 1: fact that she's by the way her characters written, she's
- 1:03:46Speaker 1: not included in the action. So it's like, oh, well,
- 1:03:50Speaker 1: why would we make an action figure for someone who
- 1:03:52Speaker 1: is canonically excluded from all action. It's and and also
- 1:03:57Speaker 1: that like the I don't know, the trope of like
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: the sexy woman journalist felt also very prevalent during this time,
- 1:04:06Speaker 1: and an animation in particular, where again it's just like
- 1:04:10Speaker 1: such a it's not even a half step, it's whatever
- 1:04:12Speaker 1: two step, because it's like, well, but she has a job.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: You know, she's not married. But it's like, but she's
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: not there to do journalism, you know, like she's not
- 1:04:24Speaker 1: there to do what you're saying she's there to do.
- 1:04:26Speaker 1: And so oh, I'm pretty sure the cartoon up until
- 1:04:34Speaker 1: maybe uh, this movie a little bit, and the revivals
- 1:04:39Speaker 1: with the cartoons on Nickelodeon, I think most people when
- 1:04:42Speaker 1: they think April O'Neil, they think the yellow jump suit
- 1:04:45Speaker 1: from her from the cartoon in seven um which white women.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: That's where um a lot of the action figures sort
- 1:04:52Speaker 1: of began was based off of the show, so there's
- 1:04:55Speaker 1: like the van they had and all of them with
- 1:04:58Speaker 1: their their tools and toys. I'm not sure how much
- 1:05:01Speaker 1: she was involved in the show, because I don't it's
- 1:05:04Speaker 1: been right. I know, I don't remember it either eighty
- 1:05:08Speaker 1: four years. Eighty four years and I can still hear
- 1:05:11Speaker 1: the original commercial, so it's definitely ingrained that, like she's
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: a redhead, she wears the yellow jacket, which is why
- 1:05:22Speaker 1: I think some people were reticent with Um. Aside from
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: like the sexism that we love to throw up, Megan
- 1:05:28Speaker 1: Fox Um then and now to a certain degree was
- 1:05:31Speaker 1: just like, oh, she's not the right fit for the character,
- 1:05:33Speaker 1: Like she could be a badass and do badass things.
- 1:05:36Speaker 1: Why why is she not a good fit? Can she
- 1:05:38Speaker 1: stand in front of a mic and talking to it? Yeah?
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: I think she could took the job, especially given the
- 1:05:42Speaker 1: material that she's given to work with UM in this film.
- 1:05:45Speaker 1: I don't remember the recent one to comment or people
- 1:05:49Speaker 1: saying like Megan Fox is like too sexy four yes,
- 1:05:53Speaker 1: the April okay, which is like, oh my god. The
- 1:05:56Speaker 1: standard that is also saying it in the way that
- 1:05:58Speaker 1: It's like I I went back to read some of
- 1:06:01Speaker 1: the coverage from and it made me want to be
- 1:06:03Speaker 1: I was just like, oh my god, this is like
- 1:06:05Speaker 1: not even ten years ago, and this you could just write.
- 1:06:09Speaker 1: You could just write this down. Yeah. The tone of
- 1:06:11Speaker 1: all of that reporting was very like, you know, making
- 1:06:14Speaker 1: it seem like it was Megan Fox's fault that she
- 1:06:17Speaker 1: was framed and written in the way that she was
- 1:06:20Speaker 1: when it's like Megan Fox, by all accounts, was really
- 1:06:23Speaker 1: into teenage mutant Ninja Turtles and really liked like nerdy stuff,
- 1:06:27Speaker 1: liked Transformers, and it's like, so she's she's coming to
- 1:06:32Speaker 1: the project from an honest place and it's the fucking
- 1:06:35Speaker 1: culture that treats her the way it does. But all
- 1:06:38Speaker 1: of the coverage was like Megan Fox ruins this movie
- 1:06:41Speaker 1: and she was, you know, nominated for Razzies and like
- 1:06:45Speaker 1: just all that ship that. It's just like, uh, she
- 1:06:49Speaker 1: was doing all she could was what she was given,
- 1:06:52Speaker 1: and anytime she said anything about it, she would get fired,
- 1:06:55Speaker 1: Like Steven Spielberg fired her for insulting my Kyl Bay,
- 1:07:00Speaker 1: the most insultable person of all time. It's just oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: well that is terrible. Does anyone have any other thoughts
- 1:07:09Speaker 1: about the movie. I want a spinoff series for April
- 1:07:14Speaker 1: O'Neil where she can really get into the New York City.
- 1:07:20Speaker 1: I want a version that is like April O'Neil with
- 1:07:23Speaker 1: the Turtles as her like investigative assistance, and they're busting
- 1:07:27Speaker 1: ship wide open, and she's delegating to them and she's
- 1:07:31Speaker 1: training them to be turtle journalists, turtalists, turtle lists, and
- 1:07:40Speaker 1: they and they solve the environmental crisis and save the world.
- 1:07:44Speaker 1: That's the rearranged pieces I want from this. Oh my goodness.
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: I mean, you know there's corruption in the police department
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: in city Hall that is right, right for the picking
- 1:07:55Speaker 1: right the turtles and their access the turtles can Yeah,
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: they can break into anything. They can get her the
- 1:08:00Speaker 1: information she needs. And then she she cracks it wide
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: open and the NYPD is abolished, right, And that's how
- 1:08:08Speaker 1: it ends. I love this. Yes, they're defunded completely. They
- 1:08:13Speaker 1: have so much fucking money, so much money, too much money.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: It's on the case. Um. One last question, which turtle
- 1:08:25Speaker 1: do you most identify with? Carlos? You you start, I
- 1:08:29Speaker 1: was hoping this would be a question because I was like,
- 1:08:32Speaker 1: who do I think Caitlin and Jamie are? And I
- 1:08:34Speaker 1: was like, and who am I? Yeah? Who do you
- 1:08:37Speaker 1: think you are? As a teenager? I was definitely Raphael.
- 1:08:41Speaker 1: I had a lot of anger issues that I had
- 1:08:43Speaker 1: to process and work through. I'm better now. I recommend
- 1:08:50Speaker 1: it to my students. I'm like, you should go to therapy,
- 1:08:53Speaker 1: It's good for you. Um. Probably Leonardo with like a
- 1:08:59Speaker 1: bit of an a Tello because I do have a
- 1:09:02Speaker 1: pH d um and he's like become the nerd element
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: of the Yes. Yeah, so probably a bit of Leo,
- 1:09:13Speaker 1: a bit of Donatum, Jamie. Any thoughts, I have no
- 1:09:17Speaker 1: idea you guys are? You guys are gonna have to
- 1:09:20Speaker 1: tell me? Okay, oh, part of me wants to say
- 1:09:25Speaker 1: Michael Angelo. But I also identify with michel Angelo because
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: he makes a lot of movie references and he loves movies.
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: But then there's also Rafael. I don't know. I love
- 1:09:36Speaker 1: his hard his hard shell, if you will, his uh,
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: his hardened exterior. You know, he's got an attitude problem,
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: but I kind of admire it. So I don't know.
- 1:09:47Speaker 1: Maybe I'm Rafael and Jamie you're Michelangelo. Okay. I'm on
- 1:09:53Speaker 1: a media dot com article I have not vetted, but
- 1:09:56Speaker 1: they're saying that Michelangelo is Ringo Star, which is always
- 1:10:00Speaker 1: what I'm going for. I love that well. I did
- 1:10:05Speaker 1: a lot of uh. I had to think very carefully
- 1:10:07Speaker 1: about which character mapped onto which sex in the City character. Um,
- 1:10:14Speaker 1: Carrie is Leonardo because they're both like the leaders of
- 1:10:18Speaker 1: the group. Who's a question mark. Raphael is Miranda, Michaelangelo
- 1:10:24Speaker 1: is Samantha because they're both the horniest ones. And then
- 1:10:30Speaker 1: Charlotte is Donna Tello because they're kind of I don't
- 1:10:34Speaker 1: know what is Charlotte's personality besides being boring the George
- 1:10:38Speaker 1: no offense. Wow, okay, we don't have time. We don't
- 1:10:43Speaker 1: have time. Charlotte's complicated. I was definitely going to give
- 1:10:50Speaker 1: michael Angelo to both of you a bit, but I
- 1:10:53Speaker 1: was also going to have done a Tello get a
- 1:10:56Speaker 1: little bit to Jamie because the research that went into
- 1:10:59Speaker 1: my yarn at cast Lolita podcast just like the journalistic
- 1:11:04Speaker 1: brain and just like Jamie's context corners always on point,
- 1:11:08Speaker 1: like um sort of very intellectual in a really fun way,
- 1:11:12Speaker 1: sort of the michael Angelo of it. And then I
- 1:11:14Speaker 1: was going to say Leonardo for you because you're sort
- 1:11:16Speaker 1: of like the leader. You sort of in charge running
- 1:11:20Speaker 1: the show for me. Oh my gosh, you have shorter
- 1:11:25Speaker 1: hair than me. So it follows the rule of the
- 1:11:27Speaker 1: baldest baldest woman in charge. It's been a while since
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: I've heard that one. No, Unfortunately, you can't really apply
- 1:11:36Speaker 1: it to this series because you need to have two
- 1:11:38Speaker 1: women for the rule to even come into operation. The
- 1:11:43Speaker 1: baldest turtle is also not in charge because they're all
- 1:11:47Speaker 1: equal amounts of They're all how many nipples does a
- 1:11:52Speaker 1: turtle have? Turtle facts with Caitlin and they answered zero
- 1:11:55Speaker 1: because they're reptiles. Oh, I was once applying a single
- 1:12:01Speaker 1: micro second of thought. That makes a lot of sense. Um,
- 1:12:05Speaker 1: does this movie pass the factel test? No? No, no,
- 1:12:10Speaker 1: hard No. There's no women for her to talk to
- 1:12:13Speaker 1: except for that one woman at the club who gets
- 1:12:18Speaker 1: um kind of held hostage by Shredder for two seconds,
- 1:12:21Speaker 1: and her neighbor who she doesn't talk to in the
- 1:12:23Speaker 1: beginning because she's too busy being engaged with by her
- 1:12:28Speaker 1: boyfriend husband and he like takes her keys to let
- 1:12:31Speaker 1: her in the building. It's like, I think she would
- 1:12:33Speaker 1: have gotten it together, like she would have been five. Right,
- 1:12:36Speaker 1: I feel like that's the only other woman in this
- 1:12:39Speaker 1: story with a speaking role, and she's only on screen
- 1:12:42Speaker 1: for thirty seconds and she doesn't talk to April. Yeah,
- 1:12:48Speaker 1: definitely doesn't pass the Bactel test. What about our nipple
- 1:12:51Speaker 1: scale though zero to five nipples. Based on examining the
- 1:12:56Speaker 1: movie through an intersectional feminist lens, I would give this
- 1:13:02Speaker 1: a half nipple because it, I guess arguably it treats
- 1:13:11Speaker 1: the one woman in the entire story better than she
- 1:13:16Speaker 1: was treated one year earlier in the first movie. But
- 1:13:20Speaker 1: it's not as though that improvement is very significant because
- 1:13:23Speaker 1: it still does not give her really any narrative bearing
- 1:13:29Speaker 1: on the plot, and she could just be replaced by
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: her own apartment and because they really only so that's
- 1:13:38Speaker 1: a big bummer. But I like her as a character,
- 1:13:41Speaker 1: the fact that she like stands up to the chief
- 1:13:44Speaker 1: of police, she stands up to her boss, she stands
- 1:13:47Speaker 1: up to her boss in the first movie too. She's
- 1:13:49Speaker 1: not afraid to speak out and advocate for herself, and
- 1:13:53Speaker 1: she's like strong and empowered in that way. Unfortunately, it
- 1:13:57Speaker 1: doesn't really have much impact on the larger narrative. But
- 1:14:02Speaker 1: I think she used a character to be admired if
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: you just like isolate certain aspects of her character. So
- 1:14:08Speaker 1: that's cool, But between like her very minimal actual involvement
- 1:14:12Speaker 1: in the story, and the way this movie demonizes and
- 1:14:17Speaker 1: stereotypes Japanese characters is despicable. So half nipple and I'll
- 1:14:26Speaker 1: give the nipple to Toka and Raiser when they get
- 1:14:31Speaker 1: turned back into their little animals, they're just baby their babies. Wait, no,
- 1:14:41Speaker 1: they get an honorable mention. But my half nipple goes
- 1:14:44Speaker 1: to Ninja rap the song and dance, so that's fair
- 1:14:50Speaker 1: Ninja Rap. And I'm like, and you're telling me he
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: improvised this if there's three words in this song, because
- 1:15:01Speaker 1: the scene goes on for a while. That sequence goes
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: on for like probably six minutes or so, and Vanilla
- 1:15:08Speaker 1: Ice is singing the whole time, and if you really
- 1:15:10Speaker 1: pay attention, he's just repeating the lyrics over and over again. Yeah. Yeah, well,
- 1:15:17Speaker 1: I mean that's I mean that that was I think
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: about where his skills tapped out. Um, so yeah, half nipples.
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: Vanilla Ice is Ninja Rap. I'm also going to go
- 1:15:29Speaker 1: with a half nipple for all the reasons you described, Gailan,
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: I mean and and it was really thank you both
- 1:15:36Speaker 1: for giving me the context of the origins of April.
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: The more I learned about this character, the more I'm like,
- 1:15:44Speaker 1: this is a character that had so much potential and
- 1:15:48Speaker 1: has never been seen through to that potential because it's
- 1:15:54Speaker 1: just the curse of the late twentieth century and five
- 1:15:58Speaker 1: trillion white guys being in control of how she's perceived.
- 1:16:01Speaker 1: But like on her face, such a fascinating character that
- 1:16:05Speaker 1: could have brought more diversity to the series, and then
- 1:16:07Speaker 1: they actively chose not to do it. Always really frustrating.
- 1:16:10Speaker 1: The treatment of East Asian culture is so just atrocious
- 1:16:17Speaker 1: and also very on par It feels like with how
- 1:16:20Speaker 1: East Asian culture was treated, I mean, I don't want
- 1:16:22Speaker 1: to like it's you can't even really specifically pull T,
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: M and T as especially bad, like this was just
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: how Western culture treated East Asian characters at this time. Um,
- 1:16:35Speaker 1: we didn't get a chance to talk to about it,
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: but there was a great essay I read in sci
- 1:16:40Speaker 1: Fi Wire that came out, I believe just last year
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: by a writer named Ariel Dean who talked about like T,
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: M and T being kind of as close as they
- 1:16:50Speaker 1: could find to East Asian representation when they were growing
- 1:16:53Speaker 1: up in the nineties and how frustrating that was, but
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: also how it formed a strong connection with the characters,
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: and how that you know, it's a pop culture is
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: a motherfucker. It's very complicated, weird um, and then you
- 1:17:09Speaker 1: have the babies and I'm laughing, and then you have
- 1:17:13Speaker 1: they do flips and I'm laughing, and so it's hard.
- 1:17:17Speaker 1: But as far as our scale goes half nipple for
- 1:17:20Speaker 1: April being there and not being completely abused by the movie,
- 1:17:26Speaker 1: but only because she's not in it. So uh, half
- 1:17:30Speaker 1: a nipple and I will give it to Frank Walker.
- 1:17:37Speaker 1: All right, Scooby Doo, you do, Scooby Doo, Carlos, what
- 1:17:41Speaker 1: about you? This is tough. I was like on the
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: Caitlin's rampameter. I know I'm going to give it ten stars.
- 1:17:50Speaker 1: But the nipple scale, the nipple skill is hard. Story
- 1:17:55Speaker 1: of our lives. We can't give this film credit for
- 1:18:00Speaker 1: the April O'Neil character, but I know in like the
- 1:18:03Speaker 1: cartoons and in other iterations more currently, she is often
- 1:18:08Speaker 1: aged down, so she's like a teenager um sort of
- 1:18:10Speaker 1: still doing investigative stuff and is more active, at least
- 1:18:14Speaker 1: in the Nickelodeon show. Um, so the character is treated
- 1:18:18Speaker 1: better in other UM properties under this sort of umbrella,
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: which is great, but we cannot give this movie for that. UM.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Like you said, with East Asian representations not great like
- 1:18:31Speaker 1: the whole nineties. I was thinking about Power Rangers a
- 1:18:33Speaker 1: lot during our conversation today. I'm sort of doing similar things,
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: sort of just copy pasting and then recasting mostly white
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: characters and actors and mostly white city. Um. Sort of
- 1:18:45Speaker 1: that piece the fathers and sons of it all. I
- 1:18:49Speaker 1: was waiting for, oh my gosh to talk about that,
- 1:18:52Speaker 1: but wait a minute, there's the whole splinters always like
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: my son's and we're like, Okay, you're totally right. The
- 1:19:01Speaker 1: father the movie, even TMNT is about fathers and it's
- 1:19:07Speaker 1: about sons. It just makes use sick enough. We get it.
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: It's hard, which makes it worse because I watched the
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: first one and I'm like, we don't touch April's trauma
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: of losing her like apartment, her dad's store that she
- 1:19:25Speaker 1: kept opening his memory, like, none of her characterization gets
- 1:19:30Speaker 1: to carry over into the next one other than she
- 1:19:32Speaker 1: has money and a better paying job. I think I'm
- 1:19:35Speaker 1: talking myself into a lower number of Now I think
- 1:19:41Speaker 1: I'm gonna go one, um, like Sammy and your other friends.
- 1:19:45Speaker 1: And in terms of Filipino representation, um, it's not the best,
- 1:19:50Speaker 1: but it was something this was really sort of formative
- 1:19:54Speaker 1: looking back on like PhD representation, what what because of
- 1:19:59Speaker 1: the professor which he would just be called doctor in
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: this research place because it's not a university. But that
- 1:20:05Speaker 1: is another conversation. I'm gonna stop talking. I'm gonna say
- 1:20:09Speaker 1: one nipple for all the reasons you said, but giving
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: it a little extra for Filipino representation, um, yeah. Which also,
- 1:20:18Speaker 1: like it makes the representation of the bad guys a
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: little more complicated because you also have Keno. So it's
- 1:20:26Speaker 1: not as though every Asian character is a bad guy
- 1:20:30Speaker 1: because also Splinter is like canonically Japanese. But like there's
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: still the optics of a lot of it is still
- 1:20:38Speaker 1: like really messed up. So it's complicated. But anyway, it's
- 1:20:43Speaker 1: also really more complicated in the third one, which we
- 1:20:46Speaker 1: didn't watch, don't they travel back in time? In the
- 1:20:50Speaker 1: famous and famous third movie of a trilogy fashion the
- 1:20:54Speaker 1: character's time travel and yet feudal Japan. Why is that
- 1:20:58Speaker 1: a thing? April goes and then they have to go
- 1:21:01Speaker 1: rescue her from the past. I do that is fascinating
- 1:21:05Speaker 1: because it's like the first movie is the first movie,
- 1:21:08Speaker 1: the second movie is the first movie, a second time
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: the third movie they can time travel this. I feel
- 1:21:14Speaker 1: like you could think of ten movie franchises where this
- 1:21:16Speaker 1: is the case. That is so wild. I've never thought
- 1:21:18Speaker 1: about that before. So men in Black three, it happens
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: evil dead any time travels in the third movie. Yeah,
- 1:21:27Speaker 1: in the third Harry Potter book and movie is the
- 1:21:30Speaker 1: only one that they have to travel. Yes, and it's
- 1:21:33Speaker 1: the only one that there's time travel wild. Why is
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: that they never do that in the Series of Unfortunate Events?
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: They're too busy rehash in the first book over and over.
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: I know there's at least like two or three other examples,
- 1:21:45Speaker 1: So listeners, if you have examples, throw them at us.
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: But anyway, this is this is the new This is
- 1:21:53Speaker 1: the new Leo in not sorry, not that Leonardo, not
- 1:21:57Speaker 1: Turtle Leonardo. We have to differentiate. It's the new Leonardo DiCaprio.
- 1:22:02Speaker 1: Enough a body of water where cloth? Yes, yes, so
- 1:22:07Speaker 1: oh boy. Anyway, Carlos, thank you so much for joining us.
- 1:22:11Speaker 1: It's been a treat. It's been a slice of pizza. Cowabunga, Calabunga,
- 1:22:18Speaker 1: very Mary, Cowabunka to you, Carlos, thank you so much
- 1:22:22Speaker 1: for joining us my Catholic upbringing. When you said cola
- 1:22:25Speaker 1: bunka to you, I was like and also with you,
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: but they'll thank you for having me. This was great.
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, come back anytime. Where can people check
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- 1:24:25Speaker 1: it together? Get it together, Jamie. I feel like we
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: should also briefly just touch on the shirt that you're wearing.
- 1:24:32Speaker 1: I am wearing I don't even know if it's currently
- 1:24:34Speaker 1: it might be, it might be rare at this point,
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