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wins helped me with some money at least this
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past weekend with week zero college football
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and so yeah, we're gonna get into that and I
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have I have two picks for the the upcoming weekend
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But we can we can we can get into that here in
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a moment. Let's say hello to the gents Well,
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I guess I mean I should say my record first,
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but So I ended up going five and three I would
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have been five and two if I did not ride NC State
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spread right before the game started But I wanted
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to ride with the boys Because you know, that's
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what you do when you watch college football you
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ride with the boys And so that did not work out,
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but I did have the under in that game. So Had
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a pretty pretty successful successful week zero,
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you know, hopefully this bodes well for the future
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and presents me with prosperity for the upcoming
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football we will experience here soon. So that's
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me. Chris, how are you? I'm good. I didn't do
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particularly great on Saturday. I went three
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and five. Shout out Memphis for saving my ass
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because I had them spread and money line for
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what if they would have lost and not covered.
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It would have been a very rough day at the office.
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Yeah, hand up. I was one of the ones that talked
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you into NC State. They didn't talk me into it.
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You were like, they got a win. And then Sean
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on the show was like, NC State will win. I was
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like, well, I knew it. That was just never really
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even a football game. They got boat raced. Yeah,
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just started out rough start out one. One in
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four. I think, yeah, started one and four finished
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three and five, two and oh, and our last two,
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we'll take it. Um, yeah, I got a couple of plays.
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I liked for a week officially week one. Um, I'll
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have a shit ton more once the Saturday rolls
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around, but yeah, doing all right. Uh, Sean,
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how'd you do? Uh, good. No, not good. We just,
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uh, prejudice traded Luke of Angelista. What?
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Yeah. We just got the alert. Sorry. Breaking
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news. Colorado's first round pick and New Jersey's
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second round pick. It's going to the Devils.
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All right, we'll have to divulge into that later.
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I went two and four. I won my first bet of the
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day and I won my last bet of the day. So that
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sandwich in between, not great, not fun, not
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fun at all. I had a little uh -oh on I'll say
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it on draft Kings. Um, I was checking live odds
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for the NC state money line and they were like
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plus like 500 and I just put in like $10 just
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to see like what the future payout would be on
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it. And then it was like odds have changed and
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it doesn't show you the payout if you don't click
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it. But if you click it, that means you've placed
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the bet. So I go to cash out, can't cash out.
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So I'm already down like another unit. So that
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was fun. Hey, um, it's been a while since I've
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used their services, I guess. Uh, you could say
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that's years of your error, but I mean, if you,
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if you want to just look at future payouts, you
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have to click that button. Like except it's like,
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except and place. It's not just Yeah, it's not.
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Yeah. You have to click it to see the future
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payout if you were to take it. Just saying that's
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not great, but. Yeah, hopefully. Well, that was
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that was the last week zero will ever have. Yeah,
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looking like it. Yeah, which I remember when
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I first heard that, I was like, of course, college
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football taking something else great away from
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us. But it sounds like they're just. Moving week
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one to week zero. Yeah, and it's just gonna it
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sounds like it's gonna be like all weekend and
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you know what for that I'll fucking take so I'm
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okay. I'm okay with that. Yeah, it's fine. That's
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I'd like to leave I'd like to leave this week
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zero in the past so But on to week one on to
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week one it was week zero for everyone so Don't
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don't feel too bad Sean, you know Actions happen,
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but all right Fuck I can't stop thinking about
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Luke eventually. I know I gotta look into this
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What the fuck? Well, whatever anyway, so let's
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talk about desperately needs a JK at the end
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Initial thoughts we have abused him For for marketing
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purposes for months for two like like a lot like
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Whatever Fuck okay. All right. Well, we'll think
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about this later Under week one. All right, so
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Trends Center helped me get to five and three
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this weekend So hopefully it's gonna help us
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for week one as well however when I was doing
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research for for you know Preparedness for for
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this podcast I gotta say Not too crazy about
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the board I I made the Where am I looking for
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I made the the remembrance that week one is essentially
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like where the big schools pay the little schools
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for a win so like That's most of the board. That's
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like all except for like maybe one or two games
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But I have a bet for one of those games which
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we'll get to but it seems like there's not really
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a spread like it's like under 20 For for most
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of most of the the board this week, so Not a
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lot to choose from but this is where I look towards
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Chris and his college football expertise and
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To some games that might actually be entertaining.
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So I mean, how do we do this? What was up Sean?
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Do we have picks for Thursday and Friday before
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Saturday? I do not not currently I don't believe
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so. Let me refresh my memory for Thursday and
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Friday. Yeah, as of now, I mean, I will have
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stuff, but as of now, no, I do not. Okay, then
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I will not save them from on the show. I mean,
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you can save them. Okay. They're actually not
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bad. I'm going Georgia Tech, Colorado under 50
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and a half. There's 11 trends on trend center
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for the under, none for the over. So that's a
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sign right there. All above a 57 % win rate.
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Eastern Illinois, Minnesota over 51 and a half.
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I think there was, I didn't write it down. There's
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definitely a trend on that. I saw, I forget what
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it is exactly. Yeah. They, they tweeted it. It's
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something bananas. Yeah, it's something I think
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it's like a 80 or 90 % win rate. Um, and then
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Friday I've got long Island university, Kansas
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over 53 and a half, 25 trends for the over versus
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one for the under you that's just. Common says
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common math 25 is obviously greater than that
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one Some are saying and some some are something
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And then I'm gonna take Oklahoma minus forty
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one and a half because Tulsa is bad you tip Oh
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You tip my bad They go Oklahoma State I think
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plays you tear Tulsa I think, don't quote me
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on that. Is it the same day? No. Oklahoma State
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plays a big school. Oh, they do? Yeah. They're
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dogs by a lot. Yeah. I remember seeing that.
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I think it's - Okay, UTEP is still bad though.
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UTEP might be worse than Tulsa. Oh, they are.
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They are. Yeah. So it just kind of ups my point,
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but - I mean, there are a couple of games where
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I have written down where I'm not really afraid
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to take these big spreads. What was that Oklahoma
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line? 41 and a half. I'm taking that. Just real
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quick before we get off this one, I saw UTEP,
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their starting offensive line has combined zero.
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FBS starts going up against one of the best pass
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rushers in all of college football. I was murdered.
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Yeah. I was looking, I was looking at lines right
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before we started other team total is three and
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a half. Um, I really thought I'm thinking sicko
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and taken under, but I think I like a minus 41
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and a half. I'll stick with that for now. Yeah.
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Okay. Okay. That's it. That's Thursday and Friday.
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Thursday and Friday there it is. I Mean, I guess
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we could talk before we get into pics about week
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zero If we wanted to do that Sure, okay Oh You
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did does it work? Yeah. Yes, it does work. Yeah.
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Nice. I haven't set up mine yet It's very easy
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update the we we went out to the bar on Friday.
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And Chris's friend, who's now our friend as well,
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Josh, he was like, you guys don't have cable,
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just get an antenna. And we're like, I've heard
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of that. What are you talking about? I was like,
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I've heard of that. But I don't I don't know
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what what all that's about. And he was like,
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it's like $20. You get it. And then you put it
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in your TV. And then you point it to where the
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signal is good. And then you get local channels.
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And like, that's where like most of the sports
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are on anyway i was like huh i think you're on
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to something and then me and sean bought an antenna
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on amazon that night and i have not put mine
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in yet because i've been busy but i'll probably
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do that on thursday um because i'll you know
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i have something to watch i don't i really have
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anything to watch currently so that's a thursday
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problem I love this might be onto something piece
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of technology that's been around for like 60
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years. Well, like I didn't I was explaining this
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to Josh is that I actually didn't know they existed
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anymore because I thought everything was digital.
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Like I thought it had to go through a line. Didn't
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know. I mean, you can call me stupid, but I mean,
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like that's. No, I feel like that's a that's
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a reasonable Idea that you would have If I knew
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more about TVs, I'd probably thought the same
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thing but uh, but yeah, so Hey, here we are two
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guys with antennas. Oh, yeah, definitely works
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every I've gone to a couple football games where
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I've seen people with TVs, you know at their
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tailgate And I've never once been like, how are
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they doing that? Because I assume that they have
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one of these and a TV that also streams. So you
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could just stream it on the TV, whether it be
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like screen mirroring or straight up like airplay.
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I don't know. I don't know either. I never bothered
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to ask. But yeah, but Josh was like, he says
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he has people come up to him all the time. He's
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like, how are you doing this? I was like, I've
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never once thought it was like, oh, they're probably
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using their phone or a laptop or something like
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some hotspot or something. He puts an antenna
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in a tree. Yeah. He's got to figure it out. He's
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got to figure it out. There's a will, there's
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a way. All right. Josh has a will to watch TV.
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To watch football. It's different. Okay, so we
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started in Ireland air lingus college football
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classic with North Carolina TCU TCU ass UNC I
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mean we talked about this when we were watching
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on Saturday, but I think like for the past six
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or ish years that the The the underdog has won
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in ireland um which is interesting but also like
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i i didn't bet on tcu i don't think any of us
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bet on tcu or unc well oh chris bet on tcu and
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team total yeah the t in a different way but
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um tcu couldn't get anything going and um that
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game it yeah that game that game was awful that
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was like True like the exact opposite way that
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you wanted it to go because it came out first
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quarter ended 10 10 I think we're like 10 to
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3 Yeah, I think it was 10 10, but it was 10 3
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like kind of early ish or not early But wasn't
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like oh they have to score like someone scored
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as the end at the end of the quarter And it was
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it was pretty over from the jump when North Carolina
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was able they ended up kicking a field goal But
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they just marched down the field This is not
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going how I thought I thought this would be a
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rock fight. I thought it would be like seeing
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like three punts in the first quarter, not three
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scores. But, uh, yeah, that was, and then, yeah,
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it was, I try, I try to get cute, uh, take first
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quarter under plus money and set a full game.
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Cause I was like, Oh, well maybe once they actually
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kind of get going like offensive click, it'll
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end up going over in the second half. The exact
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opposite happened. Um, they scored, I think.
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I think it was 10 -10 after the first quarter.
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It was 10 -10 at the half. 10 -10 at half, okay.
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So yeah, they did almost all of their scoring
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in the first quarter. So that was fucking awesome.
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And then yeah, TCU, God, that offense looks like
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shit. I mean, I know they got a kid from Harvard
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playing quarterback, but I mean, God, that was
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brutal. They could run the ball, but just...
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They couldn't really get anything going, turned
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it over on downs twice. I think both times in
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the red zone, once at like the goal line. Um,
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yeah, it's going to be a rough year for TCU.
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Um, not great for minor North Carolina or four
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and a half wins. I still don't think they're
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very good. Um, like the TCU had 90 yards, the
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total penalties under 300 total yards of offense
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and. North Carolina still only one by five. It
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wasn't like they curb stomped him. It was very
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much a game until the very end. So I, I'm still
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holding out hope and go under four and a half
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that yeah, first came pretty much everything
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that I thought was going to happen was the exact
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opposite. Right. And I was very worried after
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the first quarter that this game was going to
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go under. And I was very pleased that the game
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became a snooze fest. So There was that that
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was that was game one and I was like, all right
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God football What the fuck son Loaf of bread
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or something. Oh, I didn't see what it was. I
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didn't see what it was either. Yeah, I just as
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well was talking. I just won't. He's on his he's
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on his goblin hours. Yeah, it's good at that
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time. Demon time for Sonny. Just a menace. What
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do you grab? Do you grab like a bag of chips?
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Yeah, yeah. I was hungry. I fed him. Not chips.
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He don't need him. He's a cat. Cats don't eat
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chips. I didn't even know cats liked potato chips.
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Oh, I bet he does though. That was hilarious.
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I just see him behind you. Did he pull it or
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did he? It looked like he pulled it. We'll have
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to run that back. You'll have to zoom in on,
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you'll have to do some extra post on this one.
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yeah that was very funny that it's just a it's
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just a zoom yeah you zoom in i wonder if my my
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face i just remember hearing it in the uh in
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the back and i was like the fuck is this whatever
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he tried getting into a pack of hot dog buns
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uh last night and i put a stop to that this guy's
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starving There he is. Yeah, feed him twice. A
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week. Fed him two days ago. I feed him every
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day. He gets he gets one meal on Sunday, one
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meal on Thursday. He's fine. What were we talking
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about? TCU anyway the game suck anyone else got
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anything No Okay, and then the next game was
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NC State, Virginia Virginia kind of curb stomped
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him and like all the lead -up into this game
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all the announcers were like This this NC State
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quarterback is this third year with the with
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the program he's gonna he's gonna be great I
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don't see why he won't be a top 10 pick. And
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then that didn't happen. No, I mean, honestly,
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it looked like that was his first start. He just,
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he never looked comfortable at all. And right.
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I mean, roughly so he shouldn't have been Virginia
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guy after his ass all day, but I mean, from the
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jump, it was like, Oh, this is going to be rough.
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Yeah, that was, um, That was not fun. And so
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we put that on the side TV And then for a while
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we had USC San Jose State, which That was a was
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quite at the sweat In the in the first half it
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was like, all right, we're not really getting
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a lot of movement here and then it ended 28 To
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zero, I believe the the half the first half.
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Yes, I believe so. Yeah Yeah, and then um Saturday
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state starts scoring some points. I was like,
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okay We're all right and then obviously USC scored
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more points and then They went as fucking San
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Jose State went for two Got it and then kicked
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the ball off and then USC went three and out
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I think Or maybe a little bit longer. There's
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like five minutes left in the game. And then
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T's then, uh, wait, Oh, wait a minute. Wait a
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minute. It's then San Jose state scored again,
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but they went for one. Yeah, they didn't go for
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it. And we're the, at least I was like, when
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they scored, I was like, okay, they went for
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two last time. They're going to go for two again.
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We got this like after this, I think we'll just
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need a touchdown. or maybe even less. I don't
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remember. I was like, we got this. And then,
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yeah, they kicked the extra point. I was like,
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well, this is over. No, it was, they kicked the
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extra point and it was at 60 and we had 60 and
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a half. That was, so they needed, we needed one
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more point. So that, that two point conversion
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that they should have done didn't happen. And
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then, um, we were like, this is over. And then
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somehow San Jose, then USC threw a pick and then
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San Jose scored again. And we were like, Hey,
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there is a God. Yeah. Really needed that one.
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Um, yeah. 30 points, I believe scored in the
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fourth quarter. I think 23 of those were from
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San Jose. So shout out the Spartans. Yeah, that
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was electric. Um, obviously that was my first
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one of the season. So it was good to see when
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we get on the board, but just the way it hit
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just some backdoor shenanigans bet with your
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boys. It was awesome. That was, I was like, okay,
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we're fucking back. This is, this is a good day.
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this is good this is good so needed that one
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and then right after that i believe the under
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and nc state virginia cashed so i got that one
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and then uh jack state and north dakota state
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kicked off and i only kind of really watched
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half that game but that first half it's pretty
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close at least it felt like it yeah first half
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i mean yeah north co state first Okay. Or we
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got the ball first. So they're at home Fargo
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and was rocking. They just marched right down
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the fields. Yikes. This is going to be rough.
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Cause I had Jax. We were on opposite sides. I
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had Jax plus seven and a half. Um, and then Jackson
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box went down and scored like, I'm gonna say
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easily, but they looked pretty good. I was like,
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Hey, okay. Got ourselves a game. And then they
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never scored again. Right. It was, um, yeah,
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that was it. I mean, North Dakota state. I mean,
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they, it feels like, like I said last week, feels
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like every game I watch North Dakota State in
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is like kind of electric. Maybe not like all
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of them. Yeah. But like, especially the ones
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against like really good teams. But like, whenever
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they play, it feels like they always play higher
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than what they're expected of. Yeah, I mean,
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they just suffocated Jack. I mean, Jacksonville
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State cannot do anything on offense. It was It
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was bad. I mean, North coast state might be for
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real. Like I know Jack state isn't the cream
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of the crop in terms of talent, but I mean, 33,
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seven, they warped them. And like, yeah, like
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I said, aside from that first drive, offense
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can do shit all night. That was another hand
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up, dead ass wrong. Right. So that was that game.
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Another win for me. And then Sac State, Eastern
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Michigan, I didn't have anything in that game.
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Did you have anything? Nothing. I don't recall.
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I think we had it on one of the side TVs, barely
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watched it. I couldn't even tell you what the
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final score was. I know it was somewhat close,
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if I recall. No idea what the final score was.
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I'm being perfectly honest. I was toying with
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the idea of taking Eastern Michigan minus 10
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and a half, but looking at the score now when
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they only won by nine. Glad I didn't do that
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or wait a minute the 11 it won by 11 Jesus will
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I could have won another bet? No, well, that's
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fine. Anyway moving on then we have Hawaii and
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Stanford I had a white plus three and a half
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which I didn't watch the the last sequence of
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events that happened in that game, but I did
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see it in a clip afterwards. And then I became
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post mad about about the outcome. So yeah, what
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did you guys have for that? I didn't have anything.
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I was thinking about taking if like the day started
26:38
going well, I would have taken Hawaii plus whatever
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was three and a half for four just because it's
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fun to bet on Hawaii. And yeah, I'm very glad
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I didn't that was soul crushing. I had under
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48 and a half, which didn't go well. Yeah. All
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right. The next game, New Mexico state, Florida
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state. I didn't watch any of this game actually,
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or the Memphis UNLV, but I did, I believe I had
27:07
the over in Florida state, Mexico state. I think
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that cashed. 52 and a half. I don't think it
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did. It did not cash. Yeah, I was going to say.
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And that was my other, yeah, that was my other
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loss because I think I won the Memphis UNLV.
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What was mine? You're the under in that one,
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didn't you? Yeah. Under 56 and a half and it
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ended at 27, 21 48. Hell yes. I didn't watch
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those games, but one and one in the last two.
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I want to talk about Florida state real quick.
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I gave out over 14 total over 41 and a half.
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And I said, if they don't have at least 28, maybe
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even 35 in the first half. Something has gone
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terribly wrong. Something's terribly wrong. The
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team is fucking abysmal. This is New Mexico State.
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And they couldn't do shit. They could move the
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ball all right. They could not finish drives.
28:04
Their defense is just awful. I mean, to get beat
28:08
twice on deep balls for touchdowns against this
28:12
team is... bad. It should have been closer, because
28:15
the Mixer State dropped a wide open touchdown
28:18
in the end zone in the third quarter, and they
28:20
ended up selling for a field goal. But it seems
28:23
sucks. I think they'll win. This was one of their
28:26
three wins I think they'll have all season. Norvell
28:29
is done, though. I mean, this team is just bad.
28:35
And shame on me for believing that I mean, I
28:38
still thought they would be shit. Don't get me
28:40
wrong. I wasn't saying this would be a turnaround
28:41
for the Seminoles, but I just thought they would
28:44
at least. Hey, we can hang. We can pick our number
28:47
against this team. New Mexico State is terrible,
28:49
which they are. I'm not going to change my mind
28:51
on that, but I think they're bad. Ashton Daniels
28:56
quarterback is he's awful. Like they're terrible.
29:01
It's going to be rough here. I forget when exactly
29:04
it is. After they play Miami, they have a bi
29:07
-week Norville Dunzo, but after that game, because
29:11
I assume they'll lose by 50. That's my rant.
29:16
Fuck floor state. Wait, who are they playing
29:19
next week? They got SMU, which we can talk about
29:24
that later. They got SMU on Friday night. I think
29:26
it's Friday. They got SMU. You're taking SMU.
29:30
I don't know. It's a rat. They're fuller states,
29:33
a three point favor against the ranked team at
29:35
home after playing like dog shit as a rat line.
29:38
We'll get into it later, but I don't know. Okay.
29:43
Well, that was a, that was week zero. I think
29:45
it, I think it did its job. It had enough excitement
29:49
to where, you know, I'm not getting overload,
29:53
which I wouldn't hate, but it was enough to dip
29:56
my toes in enough to, enough to have to get up
29:59
to temp of the of the uh of the season there
30:04
um well all right so i mean i like let's get
30:08
into uh get into picks then i uh i'll give one
30:11
quick one uh that you guys might laugh at me
30:14
for uh what is brought to you by our friends
30:17
at the trend center um it is syracuse new hampshire
30:22
over 55 and a half there's a verified trend on
30:27
the trend center app it's a 97 score uh and it
30:31
is titled favored by over 32 points with a low
30:36
total overs are 273 152 and eight Syracuse New
30:46
Hampshire over 55 and a half and there's my there's
30:50
my first pick there's about one of of two picks
30:53
love it that's sicko It is sicko. I probably
30:58
won't watch it. I probably don't even have the
31:00
ability. That will be, it might be on ESPN plus
31:03
maybe. I don't know if I have ESPN plus still.
31:07
I might have to check on that. I don't know.
31:10
Got any other quick ones? Yeah, I got one. I've
31:13
already placed it Indiana minus 40 and a half
31:15
against North Texas. Signetti with Indiana as
31:19
a favorite of 28 plus is four and one against
31:22
the spread. They'd love just to run it up against
31:25
these bad teams. North Texas was really good
31:27
last year. Pretty much everything that made that
31:30
team good is gone. Either they're playing for
31:33
Oklahoma State or they got better jobs elsewhere.
31:37
They're going to go back in the shitter, unfortunately.
31:40
But yeah, Cignati is going to run it up. Trying
31:43
a new quarterback, similar to the USC bet, or
31:49
similar philosophy, at least, different bets.
31:51
Got some new toys on offense wants to kind of
31:53
see what he's got. So he'll probably keep stars
31:56
and maybe a little bit longer than he needs to.
31:58
It doesn't matter. He, he, he'll run it up Indiana
32:01
minus 40 and a half. I just added that as well.
32:05
All right. More picks. So I got two picks already
32:10
gave out Syracuse, New Hampshire, uh, the over
32:12
in that game. And I'm going to, I'll, I'll just
32:14
go ahead and give out my, uh, my next one here.
32:17
Um, so it's the old, it's one of the only games
32:19
that is not. a cupcake game for a big school
32:24
that I'm aware of, but it's Clemson LSU. So this
32:32
is like... This is the game of the week. This
32:35
is the game of the weekend. Yeah. And honestly,
32:41
this is... I don't like this pick, but this is
32:44
purely a numbers pick. Of course, I may like
32:48
this pick. I don't know. I'd really don't follow
32:49
college football that much It is the under under
32:55
50 and a half and brought to you by the trend
32:58
center and the trend I'm about to give out is
33:04
99. It's ranked 99 fantastic fantastically Ranked
33:11
or whatever. It's called this trend. It is titled
33:14
week one prime time home moderate favorites the
33:20
under is 75 26 and oh a 74 percent win rate it's
33:30
one it's last eight or it's eight and two in
33:36
the last ten i can't remember anyway that's the
33:40
under it feels it feels like just so low For
33:46
college football and especially these two like
33:48
teams that we've come to know that are sort of
33:51
like powerhouse franchises But at the same time,
33:53
it's like Lane Kiffin is still I mean how much
33:57
rebuilding can you really do? I mean else you
34:00
wasn't great last year But either was Clemson
34:02
and so it's like I don't really know where to
34:04
think with I'm still taking this under But I
34:07
don't know if I like it Chris. What do you think?
34:10
I? Really like it. I don't Clemson is just not
34:16
what they used to be. They got, I forget his
34:20
name, new starting quarterback. He's coming in
34:22
like mop up duty a couple times. LSU's defense,
34:26
I mean, they went shopping everywhere. This defense
34:29
on paper, pretty damn good. I don't know if they're
34:33
gonna be able to score more than like 13, 14
34:36
against this defense. Flip side, I mean, it's
34:42
a brand new offense. It's a brand new everything
34:44
for LSU, Brand new. I mean, other than the running
34:47
back, I forget his name, but it's not particularly
34:49
great. Pretty much everyone's new. Uh, I think
34:52
it's going to take a little bit of time to gel.
34:54
So I can see maybe Rocky first may not Rocky,
34:56
but maybe clunky at times. First half. Um, yeah,
35:01
I like, uh, I hadn't taken it yet, but it wasn't
35:04
one of my liens. Yeah, I'm probably going to
35:06
take it now, especially with the trend center.
35:08
Um, I'd like that under 50 and a half. Okay.
35:13
All right. Well, I mean that's my picks. That's
35:15
that's all I really got all the other games it's
35:19
just like all these big -ass spreads and like
35:23
There's there's gonna be one of those games in
35:25
there. I mean, I I hope for entertainment sake
35:29
for a chaos sake that that one of these schools
35:32
that is getting paid to lose wins, I hope because
35:40
I love chaos, but that's just me. Anyway, but
35:44
that's all I got. Chris or Sean, who would like
35:47
to go first if you have more picks? You got anything,
35:51
Sean? Yeah. What'd you get? All right. I'm looking
35:58
at my sheet and I'm just like, oh man. You got
36:01
a lot? No. I'll have more probably by Saturday.
36:07
Right now I've got one two three four five six
36:12
six for right now Plus the four so I had ten
36:18
Tennessee State plus forty seven and a half versus
36:24
Georgia Yeah Did you know when Georgia is facing
36:33
an underdog which is pretty typical Let's be
36:38
honest. Most weeks. And the spread is 38 and
36:43
a half or above. The underdog is 15 .01. Yeah,
36:52
I saw I saw that entrance there. There's also
36:55
the one that's been floating around the Internet.
36:57
Kirby is never covered as a 40 plus point favorite.
37:02
God, this is about Tennessee State. They're bad.
37:06
I know this is this is this is disgusting. Yeah.
37:10
Yeah. I've taken it with against others. I remember
37:14
a couple of years ago with like Ball State and
37:16
then like Charlotte and teams like that actually
37:18
like FBS teams though. I don't know if I've ever
37:21
taken with an FCS team. I hate everybody. Every
37:26
gambling account is tweeting this stat now about
37:29
how Kirby and I felt like they do it every year
37:30
but I feel like it's just being shouted from
37:33
the mountaintops this year. So I might, I know.
37:38
Oh, don't get me wrong. Like there is like a,
37:41
it's not even just like a trend. Like he treats
37:43
these like, like glorified practices. He doesn't
37:45
really try to run up the score. You just kind
37:47
of see what the offense like strength and weaknesses.
37:49
He's not bombing it down the field, but I mean,
37:53
they can run the ball every play and maybe score
37:56
seven touchdowns against this, against this team.
37:58
I don't know. Um, I do have, I have the trend
38:02
written down. I just don't know if I'm going
38:04
to pull the trigger yet. I think I'm going to
38:07
do it just cause there's can't take it with you.
38:11
You know, you only get to see Tennessee state
38:13
play from Georgia so many times in your life.
38:17
I do think last time I checked Georgia was still
38:19
taking most of the money though, which is good
38:23
because of everyone. If like a bunch of people
38:26
were like getting wise to Tennessee state, I'd
38:29
probably hop on Georgia, but yeah. Well, let's
38:33
see if the money keeps moving. Georgia was away
38:37
by Saturday and then let's see what the spread
38:39
is and then we'll pull the trigger. I like it.
38:43
Um, do you want to go next? Do you want to just
38:45
go back and forth? Sure. Um, well, that was going
38:49
to be my next one. Uh, I know this is, this is
38:51
a stinky one. Um, bowling green. Um, we'll see
38:55
right now. Money line's a little too juicy. It's
38:58
about one 32 to 135 range. I might maybe try
39:02
to find a boost and put it out there, or maybe
39:03
just put like a unit and some change on it. Bowling
39:06
Green Moneyline against Tarleton State have not
39:09
pulled the trigger yet, but I like it. Tarleton
39:12
State, good FCS program. They beat Army last
39:16
year and almost beat Kansas State. So I think
39:19
everyone sees like, hey, this team was really
39:21
good last year. A lot of those guys are gone,
39:24
either better jobs or transfer portal or just
39:26
graduated. So it's not the same team, but I did
39:29
watch them. Week zero, they kick the shit out
39:32
of prayer review. I need to do some research
39:34
to see if prayer review is actually good. So
39:38
I do like as I like Bowling Green Mice two and
39:41
a half. My guilt just take money on. We'll see.
39:45
But we'll have to do a little bit more research.
39:48
Get more responsible to kids. OK, I think I got
39:52
another sicko one. Oh, I love it. The Citadel.
39:57
Oh, God. Oh, my God. Under forty six and a half.
40:06
Now, I can't lie. This comes from our friends
40:10
at the Trends Center. And this trend is 20 and
40:14
0. And it has 18 conditions on one trend. That's
40:23
a lot that I won't read out loud. But it's it's
40:28
too many numbers too many conditions for this
40:32
to Actually not make sense Know what I mean?
40:41
Yeah That might clear up some confusion on why
40:47
that's crazy I mean sort of conditions Well,
40:59
hold on, hold on. I mean, you said it was 20
41:02
-0? Season opener, underdogs and low scoring
41:08
duels. Season opener, underdog, okay. I mean,
41:14
it's just, it sounds like a regular trend, but
41:18
there are like 18 conditions. There's probably
41:21
like one that's like a year and then since a
41:25
certain year and then... The total is between
41:27
a certain number and the spread is between a
41:30
certain number. The temperature is between 75
41:33
and 85. Yeah. We don't, they don't, they don't
41:36
go that. Greater than 42 % humidity. It's on
41:40
a Saturday. But you can't argue with 20 and O.
41:47
No, you can't. And that's honestly, I'm tempted.
41:51
Yeah. That's awesome. It's, I told you it's sick.
41:56
I've got nothing but sick dogs on this list.
42:00
I'm telling you right now. Puppies are sick.
42:04
These puppies are sick. I mean, next couple of
42:06
weeks, it's going to be some lines similar to
42:10
this. So, yeah, money. That's true. That is true.
42:14
I was going to talk in college. I know we're
42:16
not going to talk college next week, but college
42:18
football, we're going to get this next couple
42:20
of weeks. Yeah. NFL. I got one more. Sean, how
42:27
many you got? One, two, three, four. Four. All
42:33
right. I'll just do mine. You can rattle off
42:35
yours. All right, great. One of the only actually
42:40
like presents as a good game. Ole Miss, my six
42:44
and a half against Louisville right down the
42:46
road at Nissan. Louisville, pretty good. Actually
42:51
like supposed to be pretty decent or pretty good
42:54
ACC team. Uh, defense or defensive coordinator
42:58
from last year stepped away. I think he's taken
43:01
a year away from football or something like that.
43:03
The defensive assistant they had, um, they either
43:06
fired him or he is awesome. He's no longer with
43:09
the team. Um, so there's a lot of turnover, Ole
43:12
Miss offense. I mean, I know Lane's not there
43:14
anymore, but Trinidad -Chamless, possibly best
43:17
quarterback in the SEC. Um, yeah, I think this
43:21
one might get a little ugly. especially if Ole
43:25
Miss' defense comes to play. I like Ole Miss
43:28
by more than a touchdown. I'm going to officially
43:32
add that to the card because I've been working
43:35
with our relief rep all week, and he went to
43:40
Ole Miss. He graduated this year, so he's been
43:45
doing nothing but talking about how Ole Miss
43:48
is going to be just fine. I think this year they'll
43:54
be fine. It's just when Golding has to recruit
43:56
another quarterback. We'll see how that goes.
43:59
Yeah. But this year, I think they'll be fine.
44:01
I don't know if they're going to go back to the
44:04
playoff semifinal, but I think they'll be good
44:07
to really good. But yeah, almost my six and a
44:10
half is my, I mean, obviously I have a lot more,
44:12
but as of right now, my final pick. Gotcha. All
44:19
right. You want me to read the rest of these?
44:21
Disgusting ass pick. I want to hear it. All right
44:25
The Tulane green wave plus seven and a half versus
44:29
Duke This was actually active last week on Eastern
44:35
Michigan Sacramento State Sacramento State lost
44:39
by two nine point underdogs herb. Sorry. Did
44:43
I get that backwards? But they opened at 11 and
44:50
a half point underdogs. So you got to think like
44:56
it could have won. So this trend should be 18
45:01
and oh, but now it's 17 and one. And then I've
45:06
got Colorado State versus Wyoming under 46 and
45:09
a half. It's the exact same trend from the Citadel
45:14
Charlotte under. Then I'm going Hawaii plus three.
45:19
Um, Hawaii at home against the spread versus
45:22
conferences, conference opponents since 2021,
45:26
18, two in one eight game win streak. Um, and
45:31
then, yeah, what's up? I did see, I have not
45:35
done any official research, but I did see Hawaii
45:39
might be getting some pretty shitty weather.
45:44
Um, on Saturday, just throwing that out there.
45:47
They could. Like, I mean, that is, they could
45:49
still cover. I don't know. I just, cause I was
45:52
thinking about the over cause they're playing
45:53
UNLV, correct? Yes. I was thinking about the
45:58
over cause UNLV defense looks like shit, but
46:01
instead of Hawaii's, but yeah, then I saw like
46:04
the picture screenshot of a radar and it damn
46:07
near looked like a hurricane. So I was like,
46:08
okay, you know, stay away from that for now.
46:11
We'll see what it looks like later in the week.
46:13
I drew a little sun with the ghost buster symbol
46:16
through it. So we'll use caution on that one.
46:22
Finally, last pick. Not the last pick, but it's
46:27
the last one I have so far. LSU minus 10 and
46:31
a half. As far as I can tell, Clemson lost a
46:35
lot in the off season. And thanks to Kiffin,
46:41
unfortunately, LSU is much better than Clemson.
46:45
I do feel pretty comfortable laying these points
46:49
at home. I mean, this dude, Death Foul is gonna
46:54
be fucking rockin'. Like, there's no way 30 college
47:04
kids don't get DUIs that night. This being generous.
47:10
Not just college kids, just citizens. Citizens
47:14
of Baton Rouge. That's the night game they're
47:17
going to be boozing for at least 13 hours before.
47:22
Yeah, this is going to be rocking. Yeah, so.
47:26
That's kind of more of a vibes play, I guess.
47:30
But. I do feel comfortable laying the 10 and
47:34
a half points on LSU. I think they they win by
47:37
two touchdowns. I do remember you mentioned Wyoming.
47:43
I forgot to write it down, but I did see in Trenton.
47:46
I believe the trend is 17 and oh, Wyoming plus
47:48
three against Colorado state. I might take a
47:51
money line if I'm being perfectly honest. I like,
47:53
I think they're going to have a pretty decent
47:54
year. I think Colorado state's down. So Wyoming
47:57
plus three. They're always down. They suck. Yeah,
48:01
they do suck. All right. Ever since I left on
48:06
April 25th. All right. That is true. All right.
48:23
Well, there's picks. Um, be sure to follow the
48:26
Twitter to get the updated picks for Thursday,
48:30
Friday, Saturday, early game Sunday. There's
48:34
a few games Sunday and I think there are. Yeah,
48:38
there's a few Sunday and isn't is LSU That's
48:46
Saturday night isn't there one Monday It's there
48:50
one Monday since it's a Labor Day SMU Florida
48:54
State. That's it that okay I want to talk about
48:56
this game because this is like this is a rat
48:59
fucking line SMU supposed to be second best team
49:04
in the ACC Going to Florida State who has not
49:08
played. I mean has not played good football in
49:11
like two and a half years now. And it looked
49:15
like shitty in some exclusive state in their
49:17
three point favorites. I don't know. I know I
49:22
might just have this might just be a plug your
49:24
nose take Florida State honestly. I hate it but
49:29
I mean God. Everyone in there I don't see how
49:32
everyone their mother isn't on SMU. That's a
49:40
pick that you wait until an hour or two before
49:44
the game, mulling it over. I'm going to be staring
49:49
at it all week. What do I do? It's like a beaming
49:55
light on the sports book. Talk to me. It makes
50:01
no sense. Or does it make the most sense? Oh
50:09
Whoa this flipped hmm Was for us My just an idiot
50:16
was Florida State that three -point dog the whole
50:18
time. I Don't know. I didn't look at the right
50:22
now. I'm Fandol. It's SMU mice three and a half.
50:24
I might just be an idiot Yeah, I got SMU minus
50:30
three or just eight plus three I might just be
50:32
an idiot But that's still kind of a rat line
50:35
now, but not as much as I thought. At home. But
50:40
they're so bad. They're just not good. I don't
50:45
know. We'll see. So we'll get this over. I just
50:51
don't know if I trust Fuller State's offense.
50:53
They can't do anything against Mexico State.
50:57
So they pay me to say this, but I might not bet
51:00
this game. It's the only game I'll probably have
51:04
something but it might be something cowardly
51:06
like a boost SMU money line or something So if
51:11
the line is three and Essentially for no wait,
51:18
never mind that didn't make any sense in my head
51:21
now that I'm speaking it out loud Nevermind Yeah
51:33
It's crazy. It is crazy how that works. All right.
51:39
Do we want to talk about Evangelista? No, I don't.
51:43
All right. Well, we, well, we got to talk about
51:46
something. And I think we're done talking about
51:47
football. How about we talk about how Xavier
51:50
Strippo is the new Mason Kinsey? Did he go to
51:57
the practice squad? Okay, good. He made the 53
52:02
man roster and then we signed a free agent and
52:05
then. Yeah, he got put on the P squad. Poor guy.
52:11
And then Mason Kinsey got put like for good.
52:15
Is it for good? I I think so. Yeah, I think he's
52:19
I think it's I think he's done like the 15th
52:22
time he's he's like he's just I I think cut your
52:26
losses like oh, I agree, but like. Talking about
52:32
cuts, Will Levis finally got cut. Yeah, I'm not
52:39
surprised. I think he had to have known. They
52:44
might have told him before the preseason game
52:47
and were like, hey, we're going to cut you, but
52:51
we're also going to play you. So put out some
52:54
good tape. And he, and he didn't, but I don't
52:59
know if he, I mean, I didn't ever really watch
53:01
when he played, but I mean, we all, we, I feel
53:05
like we won the second half of every preseason
53:07
game we play except for the last one, I guess.
53:09
But, um, I just, I mean, our group Josh and the
53:13
group chat made a good chant or a good point
53:15
that you're also taking on of his contract, which
53:19
is, I don't know what it is exactly, but it's
53:21
not a backup quarterback contract. It's a second
53:25
round pit contract. So, um, That makes sense.
53:28
So I guess we'll just pay him until that deal
53:31
runs out and then he'll be a backup somewhere.
53:34
Yeah, I mean, he's probably getting paid a couple
53:36
mil. At least, yeah. Yeah, so. Listen, will love
53:44
us when the times were good. They were really
53:49
awesome. For that one afternoon. I'm just gonna
53:54
say like that one time. Dolphins game, too. I
53:58
think he said three or four good times that I
54:02
can like actually like be like, all right, like,
54:06
hell yeah. It two years ago, it was a nightmare
54:11
having a meme factory for a quarterback. That
54:17
was it's like, I don't I don't know if you guys
54:22
feel like this, but like whenever I see like
54:25
the NFL or the NHL, like post something about
54:29
our our teams, like something good. I'm like,
54:34
hey, this is I get kind of excited because I
54:37
want people to see our team and how good that
54:39
we are. But that it happened for the wrong reason.
54:47
We just there is there is bad press. Yeah, there
54:51
is bad press. it wasn't like the the nfl or the
54:55
uh the uh or like the the major i guess kind
55:00
of social media outlet that was posting the bad
55:05
shit but like it was about six or seven weeks
55:09
in a row that will levis had a very memeable
55:15
moment it was the collective that did Oh, yeah,
55:24
I'm just saying like it was it went on a crazy
55:27
run of yeah, like six straight weeks of doing
55:31
something incredibly stupid and If bright if
55:40
Brian Callahan's calling you a fucking idiot
55:42
on the sideline Sign yeah, you gotta take that
55:52
You gotta take that to heart. I know he is known
55:55
as just meme -ledged and rightfully so, but he
55:58
is responsible for two, maybe the only two times
56:01
in the last five years as a Titans fan that I've
56:03
felt joy. That was the Falcons game, the Dolphins
56:06
game. And I guess three, when he snapped that
56:10
chain gang member's leg and he had to get stretched
56:13
it off. That was a fucking hole. Was that the
56:16
Dolphins game? I thought that was a home game.
56:18
That was a Dolphins game. That was so good. Hear
56:22
that guy scream on TV. That was and he just kind
56:25
of looked down. It was only broken. It was just
56:29
like. That was so fucking fun. He didn't do that.
56:33
He went. That was a different. He did the spider.
56:37
That was a different game. Yeah, he did that
56:39
after. He, like, looked at the guy and then,
56:42
like, ran to the sideline or, like, back to...
56:45
I could have swore he looked at the guy and then
56:47
did the Spider -Man. No, he did the... I know
56:49
he did the Spider -Man after scoring a touchdown,
56:52
like, a rushing touchdown one time. No, that
56:57
would have been... that would have been actually
56:59
fucked up if he snapped that guy's leg. That
57:02
would have been like, oh, that's not really that
57:03
funny like that. I mean, in a vacuum, yes, fucking
57:08
hysterical, but like you snap a guy's leg, you
57:10
know. But I love all the like. People now are
57:17
posting like, well, that was like highlight mainly
57:19
from the Falcons game and then that one throw
57:21
against the Texans, one I think might have been
57:23
his last start. And people are just like, wait
57:28
a minute. Is he really that bad? I get it. I
57:34
fell into the spell as well. He is that bad.
57:37
I will never hate him. Yeah, I don't really.
57:44
I really don't hate him. No, it's just. Dude,
57:49
you're just you're not better than 32 the quarterbacks
57:53
in the league. That's very obvious, because you
57:55
went unclaimed in waivers. I think a lot of that,
57:58
I mean, he wouldn't, he is not a starting quarterback
58:00
in this league. I think he could be a backup
58:02
for the dolphins or like the Cardinals. Well,
58:06
yeah, I know it's like, but I think he could
58:07
be a low level backup. And I think once his,
58:11
once his contract gets situated, I think he will
58:14
be, but poor guy. That's the business bro. Oh
58:22
yeah. I, I wanted him to be good. So bad. I mean,
58:28
I've bought it like I fucking the roller coaster
58:31
ride that that man put me on. I was like ready
58:34
to jump off a building when we drafted him. And
58:38
then he played and I was like, holy shit, this
58:41
is electric. This guy's fucking and just all
58:44
in immediately. And then it was on us. Yeah.
58:49
And then it was just. And then it was like, oh,
58:52
wait, this team sucks. Dolphins game back in.
58:55
and then just the rest and it's just dude man
59:02
well like he had the falcons game and then that
59:07
was that was four years ago and because he came
59:12
in because tanahill was hurt god four years ago
59:16
yep and he came in And then the he started all
59:22
the games follow it. That was Mike variables
59:24
last year, I believe. Or his second to last year
59:28
anyway. And like. It felt like every game that
59:34
we lost with Will Levis playing, we were like
59:38
one possession away. And so that first year.
59:42
Yeah. And in that first year, it was like, dude,
59:46
we're. We're really not that far off. like and
59:50
that team sucked like that's yeah yeah we didn't
59:54
win a lot of games but like the games that we
59:56
lost most of them were like one possession games
59:59
and so we were like all right we're kind of getting
1:00:02
somewhere and then the next season started all
1:00:05
in on will levis i don't know what changed i
1:00:09
don't know i something unclicked in his head
1:00:14
but like dude like he just he just could not
1:00:20
get out of the way of himself nope he's just
1:00:24
a knucklehead the fucking concussion he gave
1:00:27
himself in the fucking dolphins game dude like
1:00:34
he took some hard hits in that i don't know if
1:00:36
y 'all remember that but he fucking put his body
1:00:38
on the line in that dolphins game like who was
1:00:41
it who was the good on you but i watched though
1:00:43
i can't remember if it was Jalen or So a linebacker
1:00:47
that he just trucked and it might've been, I
1:00:51
don't remember, but yeah, I did. It was on, I
1:00:53
watched someone, a Titans fan account tweeting
1:00:56
the will love his highlight video when he got
1:00:58
cut. And that was on it. I was like, that dolphins
1:01:01
game was just, I'm in my living room by myself,
1:01:04
all the lights out. I felt like nobody, not a
1:01:06
soul was watching that games. It was Monday night,
1:01:09
double header. And it was just the, one of the
1:01:12
best comebacks I've ever seen. You'll never take
1:01:16
that. Nobody will take that away from me. Yeah,
1:01:21
dude. It's that Falcons game just playing over
1:01:24
and over in my head. Like he, he would just go
1:01:27
out there and throw a touchdown. And he did that
1:01:30
four times in a row. It honestly felt like, yeah,
1:01:34
like when in doubt, he just kind of dropped backs.
1:01:36
Like I'm going to run the touchdown play now,
1:01:38
Chuck it D hop down there somewhere in WI down
1:01:41
there somewhere. And it worked out. That for
1:01:43
that game. Yeah. I mean, that secondary was torched
1:01:50
the entire game, but yeah. Dude's got a cannon.
1:01:54
Yeah, he's got a fucking arm. And got a brain,
1:01:59
but like. You don't really need a cannon in the
1:02:04
NFL, like, you know what I mean? You need a brain.
1:02:08
Yeah, like Cowboys cut Joe Milton today. Which
1:02:11
that's surprising. Joe Melton is not a good quarterback
1:02:15
Not saying nobody's but he's bazooka Joe. That's
1:02:19
what I'm saying is like Yeah, I mean that's why
1:02:24
it's like yeah as such a surprise all -time practice
1:02:27
preseason meaningless game quarterback If you
1:02:31
need to win a meaningless football game, you
1:02:33
put Joe Melton in you will win that football
1:02:35
game you put him in and again that has a semblance
1:02:39
of Something on the line you're fucked Mm -hmm.
1:02:45
Yeah. Well, he can throw an orange like a hundred
1:02:48
and twenty yards We'll have us our IP it's been
1:02:56
great knowing you You think they cleaned out
1:02:59
all the mayonnaise from his locker room or did
1:03:02
he have to take it out himself? Oh He wasn't
1:03:06
gonna leave that behind. I mean did he supply
1:03:09
his mayonnaise the Titans with mayonnaise? I
1:03:13
don't, I was, it was a joke. I don't know. Like,
1:03:15
I like to think you did. I like to think he had
1:03:19
a big old jar of, was he sponsoring Dukes or
1:03:24
Hellman's? I think it was Hellman's. I think
1:03:26
it was Hellman's. Yeah. He just had a gallon
1:03:29
of Hellman's mayonnaise in his locker. Honestly,
1:03:35
it was like, well, we'll get it back to you.
1:03:39
he put the mayonnaise in his coffee which if
1:03:41
you think about it it's gross but it kind of
1:03:46
makes sense because mayonnaise is like creamy
1:03:48
and they can make it you know it's like almost
1:03:51
like coffee creamer except it's not it's oil
1:03:54
based but like it's it kind of makes sense it
1:03:58
is gross it's mostly egg it's it's egg and oil
1:04:04
but at at the same time it's like fat based Very
1:04:08
similar to a creamer. So it's like it makes sense,
1:04:11
but it is gross All right, we got five minutes
1:04:16
left I Got some fun one not so fun one fun baseball
1:04:22
tidbits We can go over real quick. All right.
1:04:27
Okay one I just want to throw this this stat
1:04:29
I saw out there I want to run it by you and get
1:04:32
your opinion on it So there is a team in Major
1:04:35
League Baseball this season who are the first
1:04:38
team in MLB history, so long fucking time, to
1:04:43
have a hitter under 25 years old with 30 home
1:04:47
runs and 100 RBIs, another hitter under 25 years
1:04:51
old with 20 home runs and 20 stolen bases, and
1:04:55
a pitcher under 25 years old with 15 wins. First
1:04:59
team in MLB history to have all three of those
1:05:03
on the same team. What would you guess That team's
1:05:07
record would be. We think they'd be how many
1:05:11
games, how many games have been played? Uh, one
1:05:15
third. I think one 39 just wrapped up. Say like
1:05:23
80 something. Actually, no one. Yeah. I'm going
1:05:29
to go 55 wins and however many losses. I'll go
1:05:35
80. Five and then the rest losses. OK, there
1:05:40
they are my Cincinnati Reds. I was going to say
1:05:44
there. It's the reds that that's what I was going
1:05:47
to say. 66 and 73. They are seven games below
1:05:51
500 with one of the best young cores statistically
1:05:55
in the history of baseball. It's just really
1:06:00
unfortunate that only like four other players
1:06:01
on this team. deserve to play in Major League
1:06:05
Baseball. Every stat I see, honestly, even if
1:06:12
it's good, it just makes me sad because it's
1:06:14
like this team could actually be something. Hey,
1:06:16
Chris, future's bright. We'll see. Neither of
1:06:25
these guys are going to be on the team in 10
1:06:26
years. It doesn't matter. That's true. Okay.
1:06:31
Then another one, another all time. This is a
1:06:34
bad stat, but it's funny. So last week, Seattle
1:06:39
Mariners starting pitcher Bryce Miller became
1:06:42
the first pitcher in 136 years. Since our favorite
1:06:51
player, George van Holtren of the 1890 Brooklyn
1:06:57
wonders to lose consecutive starts by 17 runs.
1:07:05
Was he on the Braves? Are you talking about the
1:07:08
Braves? No, it's Mariners. Bryce Miller. They
1:07:13
played on August 18th. They lost 22 to nothing
1:07:18
to the Brewers. He gave up five runs in four
1:07:24
and two -thirds innings. The very next start,
1:07:28
August 23rd, they played the Chicago Cubs. Lost
1:07:32
19 to 2 He gave up six runs and four and a third
1:07:37
innings He's having a bad time It's the first
1:07:44
time in 136 years So police consecutive starts
1:07:49
by 17 plus runs fucking rough, bro. That's rough
1:07:54
baseball's fine Well, it's good we don't really
1:07:58
have to pay attention to it until oh I them all,
1:08:01
but the Reds were on Sunday Night Baseball last
1:08:03
week. I didn't fucking watch. Well, that'll do
1:08:08
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