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OUTRO: Feeling Squishy · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even Closer.
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  Speaker 2: On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for dogging for to
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  Speaker 2: silvery weekday on radio.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, packs with us? Have you backpacks? There you go?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm good man, nice? Have you bet?
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  Speaker 2: You know it's controversial and I'm going to say it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it.
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  Speaker 5: Mogie sprang again, No, because today would have been the
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  Speaker 5: day to say it, because it's actually warm, you know it's.
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  Speaker 1: Today, But you would do you're a contrarian. What do
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  Speaker 1: you call Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: That Contrarrian.
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  Speaker 2: No, But what I was gonna say is that I
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  Speaker 2: think now you've been surpassed as the stallion of the show.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sure, pag Son. Now then what do they
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  Speaker 2: call him now? The pedro Pascal sorry.
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  Speaker 1: Pascal.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a Timu pedro pscal or the warehouse pedro pescal.
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  Speaker 2: I think Pio sort of sun do you always had
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  Speaker 2: that sort of teddy beer face? But you know it's
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  Speaker 2: I think it's a really cool headcut. You got a
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  Speaker 2: massive head.
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  Speaker 1: See that, man?
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  Speaker 6: Huh?
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  Speaker 1: Something nice? Follow that by? You know, an absolute it's
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  Speaker 1: a grounding exercise.
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  Speaker 3: Bring up.
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  Speaker 2: It's for play for pugs and I you like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: a bit of a bit of compliment, then a bit
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  Speaker 2: of filthy.
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  Speaker 3: That's how the game for us.
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  Speaker 2: I've been a bit squishy today.
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  Speaker 1: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 3: Well, it means it means my stomach has been.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's not a word that you use for your
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  Speaker 1: for your.
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  Speaker 5: I got to sort the stomach or I'm shitting like
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  Speaker 5: you know, is that's going You're talking about your feces.
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  Speaker 1: It's squishy.
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  Speaker 2: Surely it's kind of Can I say, Can I say squeamish?
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  Speaker 3: Then?
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  Speaker 5: Yes, samish, that is it? Yeah, I'm that's either just squeamish.
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  Speaker 5: That's more of an unsure sort of a thing.
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  Speaker 2: No, squeamish feeling slightly nauseous and crampy and squeamish.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like I've got my period.
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  Speaker 1: I mean you did. Yeah, I see what you're saying.
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  Speaker 4: Anything's better than squish.
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  Speaker 1: Based on how it's been described to you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean squishes all right, isn't it? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I think it's creative, Jayson. I've always about.
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  Speaker 5: You easily made to feel faint, sick, or uncomfortable. I've
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  Speaker 5: always been more on the the faint or uncomfortable side, right, Sam.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, No, I know what you're saying. Yes, it does
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  Speaker 2: make sense in that context.
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  Speaker 1: My wife is squeamish.
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  Speaker 5: Yes, specifically, it sees here when confronted with blood, injury
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  Speaker 5: or unpleasant details. My wife can faint really at the
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  Speaker 5: description at the side of blood you and not only that,
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  Speaker 5: at the description.
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  Speaker 1: Really she passes out. Wow.
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  Speaker 4: How often does that happen?
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  Speaker 5: Not as much as it used to. It used to
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  Speaker 5: happen all the time. I used to get her good
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  Speaker 5: you can.
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  Speaker 3: Put your friender eh and then squirt it everywhere.
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  Speaker 1: That's right, she'd be lapped out.
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  Speaker 5: Can then I get to watch some sport, I'll be
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  Speaker 5: checking on the wise brother breathe out.
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  Speaker 2: I've known actually a couple of people that would do
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  Speaker 2: that with the old injections to my sister would literally
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  Speaker 2: faint and just go It's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It's an amazing power of the mind.
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  Speaker 2: And you can and you can imagine when that's happening
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  Speaker 2: at an all boys boarding school, when you're lined up
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  Speaker 2: to get shocked or whatever and someone faints.
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  Speaker 1: Everybody everybody's really supportive.
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  Speaker 3: Exactly and just goes, oh, yeah, good on your ja.
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  Speaker 1: The Whole Racky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 1: Radio hurdarchy. Remember the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 6: My sister deathly afraid of injections, and if she not fainting,
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  Speaker 6: she's like lashing out. She's trying to stay still, so
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  Speaker 6: she needs to like lash out, And so my mum
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  Speaker 6: would take.
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  Speaker 4: Her to get her injections as a kid, and w
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  Speaker 4: her reaction would be to.
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  Speaker 6: Just like sock whatever was next to her whe her
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  Speaker 6: that was mum or object or something like that, because
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  Speaker 6: she just hated them so much.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, never had a problem with your wife, obviously, she works.
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  Speaker 3: In my wife or Mogi.
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  Speaker 6: Sorry mogi and pointing in an audio medium. Has worked
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  Speaker 6: on some pretty gnarly movies and stuff does does the
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  Speaker 6: fake the fake site hea any effect?
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  Speaker 1: It's only real, but watching movies does?
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  Speaker 5: Ah? Okay, Yeah, I'd some good experiences which I couldn't
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  Speaker 5: possibly embarrass her with on the record, but some pretty
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  Speaker 5: amazing I would love to hear about, just great stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You've just actually reminded me, and this is terrible. My
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  Speaker 2: brother's the same. I just realized, I've just remembered he
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  Speaker 2: cop the cop. He gets all squiffy and.
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  Speaker 5: That's why he p that's why he prefers to choke
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  Speaker 5: people out rather than bash them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well he doesn't want blood every week exactly. Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 2: just sleeper holds and just knock them out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah good.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you what with my bro Squiffy. If you
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  Speaker 2: really want a good reception from him, spit in his face.
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  Speaker 1: Heard about that.
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  Speaker 3: He loves that.
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  Speaker 5: I think everybody you read pretty quick when it happens.
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  Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, he's yeah, thanks for buying us some.
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  Speaker 1: This week.
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  Speaker 6: No, biggie man, he finished yours.
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  Speaker 5: Absolutely, MODI. I've got to sort out my diet so
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  Speaker 5: that I've got food to bring in. You know, I've
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  Speaker 5: got Fiji coming up. Fellers well, not being a piece
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  Speaker 5: of ship, Jason. I mean, I imagine you swim with your
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  Speaker 5: shirt on. You'll swim with a T shirt, and I've
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  Speaker 5: got to get back to I've never seen you swim, No,
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  Speaker 5: I've never I've seen you in a bathtub.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously a couple of showers.
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  Speaker 4: Do you really long boardies Jason?
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  Speaker 2: No, mate, Seriously, I'm okay with my body at the moment.
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  Speaker 1: It's good. I was talking about what so you should be.
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  Speaker 2: I was talking to my wife this morning as we
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  Speaker 2: were going for a walk, that you'll be honest with you, Felers.
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't really into this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Did you get to it? Did you start to enjoy it?
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  Speaker 3: Though? Yeah, by the end of it when I'm glad
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  Speaker 3: I did it.
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  Speaker 5: Did a few hard you man, But we've lost one
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  Speaker 5: of the things we bondo because I fucking hate walks.
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  Speaker 5: So if you're going to start walking, then what are
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  Speaker 5: we going to do smoking you're going for walks? I know,
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  Speaker 5: feel good about your body. I mean, what the fuck
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  Speaker 5: is well, I don't even know you.
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  Speaker 3: I've done an hour and a half bush walk.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, see bush walk I'll be down for I've.
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  Speaker 2: Done two rounds of golf and this and that's a
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  Speaker 2: helly mother and it's two hours each time, so that's
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  Speaker 2: what four hours of walking there, and I did a
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  Speaker 2: little one today which are really into steps man, No.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry about bullshit.
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  Speaker 2: It's an habrue Well, randomly, like I I've got my
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  Speaker 2: phone on on me. Sometimes it'll say you've completed your
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  Speaker 2: ten thousand steps, and other times it can't be fucked well,
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  Speaker 2: other times you haven't. Yeah, well yeah, maybe I haven't.
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  Speaker 2: It's likely fucking does whenever it was.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I ran for the first time yesterday and I'm
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  Speaker 6: not doing that. Yeah, years and years. It wasn't a
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  Speaker 6: long run. I just wanted to see how it goes.
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  Speaker 6: I needed to come in and my high school pee
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  Speaker 6: teacher would be proud of me, but still profoundly unimpressed.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, felt good. I will do it again.
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  Speaker 6: But I just haven't really prepped anything in terms of
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  Speaker 6: running at all because I've.
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  Speaker 4: Just been doing weight.
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  Speaker 3: How far did you run?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to disclose that on.
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  Speaker 5: The Okay, it's always just stupidly how fucking rooted I am?
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 4: I was fucked, and then step got like it was.
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  Speaker 6: My called me, thank god, bit of take this.
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  Speaker 3: Was it on a tree?
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  Speaker 4: It was on a treadmill, wasn't.
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  Speaker 1: Count I remember doing it.
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  Speaker 5: I remember I remember doing it on the treadmill, and
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  Speaker 5: I was thinking, I'm doing like four k's but it
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  Speaker 5: was one lap, you know, four hundred Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Four k's. It was one point six k. I was
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  Speaker 1: fucking And.
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  Speaker 2: I told you I ran on the treadmill all the time,
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  Speaker 2: and then one day I went on, you know, I'll
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  Speaker 2: go for a run on and I was so fucked
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  Speaker 2: because the treadmill has got bounce on it, and when
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  Speaker 2: I was running on the footpath.
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  Speaker 3: I just couldn't do it.
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  Speaker 2: I was I got I got maybe half a cage.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember half came from your house, ye.
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  Speaker 3: First ship.
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  Speaker 6: I think there is an element of like looking at
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  Speaker 6: where you're going and realizing how far you're going and
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  Speaker 6: maybe that place rather than just being in the same place.
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  Speaker 4: That's how I think about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And like when we were doing this bushwalk the other day,
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  Speaker 2: this dude ran passes us, and he looked in so
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  Speaker 2: much pain, and he looked so unhappy, and and he
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  Speaker 2: was half an.
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  Speaker 5: A guy like that today as I was coming in,
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  Speaker 5: but he was repped, his shreds, his ship off, sweating
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  Speaker 5: like a bad That's the kind of running you want
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  Speaker 5: to be doing, where you're sweeting, but you're you're fit,
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  Speaker 5: you're a machine, so you're sweeting because you're a good runner,
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  Speaker 5: whereas I would just be half as you say, just
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  Speaker 5: a doubled over she feeling nauseous clothes.
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  Speaker 2: I have to say, I've always found it appealing the idea,
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  Speaker 2: and I've always liked the idea of getting out of bed.
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  Speaker 1: And making love to a couple of.
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  Speaker 2: On the making love to a couple of dudes, but
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  Speaker 2: getting up putting my shirt on and going for a run,
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  Speaker 2: getting sweater and then coming home.
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  Speaker 3: And is a coffee. Yeah, I love that idea.
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  Speaker 5: I can't do it because of my smashed vertebrae that
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  Speaker 5: I've got, right, Yeah, so that's that.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's been so good the last couple of years.
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  Speaker 3: It's meant, I mean, walking's better for you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah it's not.
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  Speaker 5: It's not, certainly as you get older, your knees there's
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  Speaker 5: always common yeah, but yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Well the same with me being a big dude. They
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  Speaker 6: say that you're not really supposed to run because of
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  Speaker 6: your joints. But then you get to a certain point
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  Speaker 6: I think where you go from walking and maybe you
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  Speaker 6: try running.
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  Speaker 1: You'll be fine. Especially, Yes, that's.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 6: Well, I wouldn't, to be fair, I wouldn't have started
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  Speaker 6: running a couple of years ago for that, for that
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  Speaker 6: reason that I thank god you didn't.
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  Speaker 5: For those of you who don't know and probably don't remember,
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  Speaker 5: that PAGs used to be a fucking huge unit.
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  Speaker 1: I was that.
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  Speaker 4: I looked at a photo at the whole party.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, anyway, games, good man, there's anything wrong
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  Speaker 6: with that, there was anything wrong with.
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  Speaker 4: Wearing them again, loafers.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they have to go.
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  Speaker 4: They're not going to go. They saved me so well.
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  Speaker 3: And worse than that, you wear them with white fucking socks.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't get it though, I guess we don't.
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  Speaker 5: And because my sister in law thinks that PAGs is
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  Speaker 5: an icon of style, great style. That's a huge and
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  Speaker 5: you know, and I don't, but you know, trying to
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  Speaker 5: impress me or or my sister in law's his age. Yes,
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  Speaker 5: she's in a relationship. So you got a God, you're
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  Speaker 5: a shock.
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  Speaker 4: Who would you, guys say? A style icons?
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  Speaker 6: From your from your Jason, Charlie Chaplin, maybe Mogi.
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  Speaker 1: It's just jeans and T shirts men. Yeah, yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: all it is.
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  Speaker 3: I don't really have a style icon. I just do whatever.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna get some more boots, oh.
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  Speaker 4: Brother, Hey, that's not the big show.
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  Speaker 5: Get some more skins and T shirts. I found my
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  Speaker 5: T shirts. Yeah, I found them, but they're fucking expensive.
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  Speaker 5: Don't needs to be that expensive. But I probably had that.
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  Speaker 5: I probably aren't. No ship, I reckon. I've had those
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  Speaker 5: T shirts as long as I've been with my missus.
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  Speaker 4: Holy ship.
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  Speaker 3: Good.
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  Speaker 5: So that last pretty good there, Jays, you know what
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  Speaker 5: I mean. I mean, and I'm from the op shop.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not Scott hasn't got fucking Tony on
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  Speaker 5: the chest.
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  Speaker 1: The problem with Tony is.
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  Speaker 5: Is that Keys he doesn't like it, and we've done
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  Speaker 5: enough stuff where he doesn't like it. It would be good, man,
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  Speaker 5: it'd be good. I think we can just start calling
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  Speaker 5: everybody Tony.
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  Speaker 2: He said, I'm fine if I'm wearing Yeah, I know,
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  Speaker 2: but that's not enough for me.
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  Speaker 1: If we're going to build it, it needs to be every single.
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  Speaker 6: Day point of you doing it is also to annoy him.
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  Speaker 6: That's also part of.
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  Speaker 1: It, but he does.
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  Speaker 5: He's had enough on his plate to be fear in
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  Speaker 5: terms of that. So maybe everyone's a Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Well we go. But people like it, people love it.
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  Speaker 6: He was when I was going to make when I
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  Speaker 6: was going to post that video of the Tony thing,
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  Speaker 6: he was like.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, you know, like, what's the kind of social capturing
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  Speaker 4: angle of it?
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  Speaker 6: And I'm like, because it's fucking funny. Jason's himself.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very funny. I think it got go good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, comparatively some of the other stuff we put up
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  Speaker 4: this week.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, exactly.
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  Speaker 4: It's just good ship.
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  Speaker 6: Listen to The Big Show for to seven weekdays on
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  Speaker 4: Watch the Tony video Yeah Man.
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  Speaker 3: Five stars