Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 3 - Deceiving
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Oh, what is going on? How you doing, Matler, Militia.
- 0:03Speaker 1: I hope your Monday morning is off to a fantastic start.
- 0:08Speaker 1: You know what, I can already see that this segment
- 0:12Speaker 1: is probably going to result in verbal fisticuffs. I can see.
- 0:16Speaker 1: I can see it clear as day. It's just right
- 0:19Speaker 1: over the right over the horizon, right there, right over
- 0:21Speaker 1: you know, like you gotta you know, right around right
- 0:24Speaker 1: around the tree, in between the shrubs. Verbal fisticuffs right
- 0:29Speaker 1: around the corner here between myself and Loraina the tech Queen. No,
- 0:36Speaker 1: I'm kidding, me and Justin Cooper. That's right, we can
- 0:40Speaker 1: we can shadow box. I don't care. I'm not scared.
- 0:43Speaker 1: What do you got. No, I'm just kidding. It's gonna
- 0:45Speaker 1: be me and Coop here, because Coop he is gonna
- 0:49Speaker 1: come after the New England Patriots. And I just want
- 0:53Speaker 1: to tell you, I want to warn you, Militia. It's
- 0:57Speaker 1: gonna be a bad take. It's gonna be a bad take,
- 1:00Speaker 1: and I'm gonna pull some sports radio jiu jitsu.
- 1:05Speaker 2: Don't really a take. It's a fact.
- 1:07Speaker 1: It is a fact. But you know what it is.
- 1:09Speaker 1: It is a completely and utterly misleading fact. You're right Coop,
- 1:15Speaker 1: it's not. It is a fact. I saw this tweet
- 1:18Speaker 1: one of my buddies sent it to me, and it's
- 1:20Speaker 1: exactly what Coop is talking about. So as of today,
- 1:25Speaker 1: after Week seventeen, the Patriots have one win against the
- 1:31Speaker 1: team with the winning record. The New York Giants have
- 1:35Speaker 1: two wins against teams with winning records. So it's like,
- 1:40Speaker 1: oh wow, look at the Patriots. They're just beaten up
- 1:43Speaker 1: on the sad pathetic it is. It's one of the
- 1:46Speaker 1: it's like the easiest schedule in the last twenty five years.
- 1:49Speaker 1: They've beaten up on a bunch of bad teams. But
- 1:53Speaker 1: but but that doesn't mean they're incapable of doing anything.
- 1:59Speaker 1: Like listen, there are so many things to look at here.
- 2:03Speaker 1: Don't just look at man, they've only beaten one team
- 2:06Speaker 1: with the winning record while they're fools gold. I think
- 2:08Speaker 1: that's a bad take because look at what they have.
- 2:13Speaker 1: They've got a pretty good defense, they've got a pretty
- 2:16Speaker 1: good head coach and Mike Rable. They've got a really
- 2:19Speaker 1: good quarterback in Drake May. And this is where that
- 2:22Speaker 1: stat is totally misleading. If you look at what last
- 2:26Speaker 1: week at the Ravens, they're losing by eleven points in
- 2:32Speaker 1: the fourth quarter. If they lose this game, the division
- 2:36Speaker 1: is is up for grabs. The division is in peril
- 2:40Speaker 1: with the Buffalo Bills right on their heels and they
- 2:44Speaker 1: on the road at Baltimore in prime time. Have the
- 2:49Speaker 1: Giants played primetime games this season like they I think
- 2:53Speaker 1: they played the Chiefs earlier in the They're not playing
- 2:55Speaker 1: primetime games. They're like a one pm you know, dree,
- 3:00Speaker 1: they're playing at one day. They broke out and played
- 3:03Speaker 1: at four to twenty five Eastern time this past Sunday.
- 3:06Speaker 1: Whoa man, that was about as prime time as it gets.
- 3:09Speaker 1: For the Giants going to Baltimore in prime time eleven
- 3:14Speaker 1: point deficit have to execute with great precision, and they did.
- 3:20Speaker 1: And now that's just chalked up to well, Baltimore doesn't
- 3:23Speaker 1: have a winning record right now, that doesn't even really count.
- 3:26Speaker 1: It doesn't count. Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous. That's
- 3:30Speaker 1: why you gotta read between the lines sometimes dig deeper
- 3:33Speaker 1: than just the quote unquote facts, like that's a fact
- 3:37Speaker 1: for you. They beat a Ravens team in primetime on
- 3:40Speaker 1: the road when dude, that crowd is into it. You know,
- 3:45Speaker 1: the momentum is clearly on Baltimore's side, and guess what
- 3:48Speaker 1: they did. They seized it right back and they took
- 3:52Speaker 1: that game that matters. They beat the Bills on the road,
- 3:56Speaker 1: that doesn't matter. That's not a good win earlier on,
- 3:59Speaker 1: that's their there's their one win. That's just crazy to me.
- 4:04Speaker 1: So to just overlook the strengths that they have. They've
- 4:08Speaker 1: got a legitimate MVP at quarterback, good head, coach, good defense,
- 4:12Speaker 1: they got a lot to work with. I like the Patriots.
- 4:15Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of value as far as
- 4:18Speaker 1: betting on the Patriots come playoff time, because there are
- 4:21Speaker 1: some people that will just see a tweet and be like,
- 4:23Speaker 1: got one team, We got one win against the one
- 4:26Speaker 1: team with a winning record. I mean, I can't wait
- 4:29Speaker 1: to fade this team. Yeah, go ahead, knock yourself out.
- 4:32Speaker 1: I think they're live. I think they're absolutely live in
- 4:36Speaker 1: the playoffs. I would be surprised if they're in the
- 4:38Speaker 1: super Bowl. I said it, look at the rest of
- 4:40Speaker 1: the AFC. Who do you love? Who do you love
- 4:44Speaker 1: in the AFC? I don't love anybody sort of like
- 4:48Speaker 1: act like the Patriots have what no shot to do anything?
- 4:51Speaker 1: That's crazy odds are they're not going to make the
- 4:54Speaker 1: Super Bowl. I know that, But to talk about them
- 4:57Speaker 1: as if they have no chance just because they've had
- 5:00Speaker 1: an incredibly favorable schedule, that's crazy talk. That's insanity right there.
- 5:06Speaker 1: So no, I don't buy any of that stuff. They
- 5:10Speaker 1: beat a couple of teams that are five hundred, you know,
- 5:12Speaker 1: that's not beating up on all. These teams are just
- 5:16Speaker 1: you know, picking in the top five, top ten of
- 5:19Speaker 1: the NFL draft, and that's it. That's not it. Like
- 5:23Speaker 1: the Ravens are a five hundred team. The Panthers are
- 5:26Speaker 1: a five hundred team. Look at the Panthers. The Panthers
- 5:28Speaker 1: are psychotic, by the way. The Panthers beat the Rams.
- 5:33Speaker 1: The Panthers beat the Packers like those are they beat.
- 5:37Speaker 1: The Rams were at the time the consensus best team
- 5:40Speaker 1: in the NFL. And the Rams went into Carolina and lost,
- 5:44Speaker 1: and then Carolina got swept by the Saints, they got
- 5:48Speaker 1: crushed by the Bills, they got crushed by the Patriots.
- 5:54Speaker 1: The Patriots beat them forty two to thirteen. And we're
- 5:59Speaker 1: just gonna act like it doesn't matter because they're not
- 6:02Speaker 1: they don't have a winning record, Like that's a manufactured.
- 6:05Speaker 1: Ooh oh, this is gonna get some clicks type stat.
- 6:08Speaker 1: That's what it is. There's way more to that stat
- 6:12Speaker 1: than meets the eye.
- 6:13Speaker 2: But would you be surprised if any one of the
- 6:17Speaker 2: playoff teams, potential AFC playoff teams beat them in the
- 6:21Speaker 2: first round?
- 6:24Speaker 1: I mean, no, the Texans have a real defense. I
- 6:28Speaker 1: don't like the Texans offensive line. But if that's the matchup,
- 6:31Speaker 1: if that's let's say it's the two to seven matchup,
- 6:33Speaker 1: and Houston goes into fox Borough and wins, I would
- 6:36Speaker 1: be surprised at all, not at all. They've got a
- 6:39Speaker 1: nasty defense, and I don't love the Patriots tackles. Listen,
- 6:44Speaker 1: styles make fights, and look, they don't have the same
- 6:48Speaker 1: playoff experience, even the Texans. They were in the playoffs
- 6:51Speaker 1: last season, right, they beat the Chargers, They picked off
- 6:56Speaker 1: Herbert four times, they went into arrow ahead, they played
- 6:59Speaker 1: a close game against the Chiefs. Like that's real playoff
- 7:02Speaker 1: experience that matters. I would be surprised at all if
- 7:06Speaker 1: the Texans went in there and beat them and the
- 7:08Speaker 1: Patriots are one and done.
- 7:09Speaker 2: I think we're probably looking at Chargers Patriots, right, if
- 7:18Speaker 2: I mean assuming the right, right, the Broncos.
- 7:21Speaker 1: It could be could be I mean, listen, it could
- 7:24Speaker 1: be Bills Patriots. That's what it is right now, right speak,
- 7:27Speaker 1: that's I mean. Can you see the Bills going in
- 7:30Speaker 1: there again and you know, taking down the Patriots? Of course,
- 7:34Speaker 1: of course you could see that happening. Could I see
- 7:37Speaker 1: the opposite happening? Yeah? I could see that too. The
- 7:40Speaker 1: Patriots got a little uh, you know, less aggressive. They
- 7:44Speaker 1: got up twenty one to nothing. They were still up.
- 7:46Speaker 1: I was at twenty four to seven I think at halftime,
- 7:50Speaker 1: and man, the Bills came out and they smacked them around.
- 7:53Speaker 1: The Patriots just didn't have that same edge in the
- 7:57Speaker 1: second half, and they're trying to run out the clock
- 8:00Speaker 1: instead is like playing the game. So hey, maybe they
- 8:03Speaker 1: learned some lessons from that loss, but neither would surprise me, Coop.
- 8:07Speaker 1: If that's the matchup Patriots Bills, the Patriots are hosting
- 8:11Speaker 1: in Foxborough, I oughtn't be surprised if be their team won.
- 8:14Speaker 1: I really wouldn't you.
- 8:17Speaker 2: No, I mean definitely not. I I don't know if
- 8:20Speaker 2: I was betting that game. I don't know if I
- 8:23Speaker 2: if I take probably take the Bills.
- 8:28Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. The Bills would be a slight favorite.
- 8:31Speaker 1: I think I think the Bills would have enough so
- 8:34Speaker 1: I do. I think the Bills would have enough backing
- 8:37Speaker 1: from the betting community where yeah, I think they would
- 8:40Speaker 1: be small favorites. I think it'd be close to a
- 8:43Speaker 1: pick them. But I bet the Bills would probably be
- 8:45Speaker 1: like a one point favorite on the road something like that.
- 8:48Speaker 1: I think they would.
- 8:50Speaker 2: I mean, I you might be right. I just it's
- 8:53Speaker 2: it's wild to me because you you got to imagine that.
- 8:56Speaker 2: I mean, Drake May is probably winning MVP.
- 8:59Speaker 1: Right, I mean, I think it's Stafford. I think Stafford
- 9:02Speaker 1: gets it this season.
- 9:04Speaker 2: Even after that loss.
- 9:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I do. But hey, listen, Drake May's live. They're
- 9:12Speaker 1: pretty close, so it's yeah, it could be a good
- 9:15Speaker 1: little battle who gets it. I like Drake May a lot.
- 9:18Speaker 1: Drake May's got the goods. He's a very good quarterback.
- 9:22Speaker 1: So like, look, man, I wouldn't just look at the
- 9:25Speaker 1: schedule and that's like, I don't want to change the
- 9:28Speaker 1: subject completely, but I'm hearing a lot of that. With
- 9:30Speaker 1: college football. We've got the College Football Playoff right around
- 9:33Speaker 1: the corner. The best matchup of the quarterfinals. I think
- 9:37Speaker 1: it's the shortest point spread. It's Oregon against Texas Tech.
- 9:41Speaker 1: And there are a lot of people that are like
- 9:43Speaker 1: Oregon played a much tougher schedule, Like Oregon's gonna be
- 9:46Speaker 1: the best team that Texas Tech faces easily. And it's like, look,
- 9:51Speaker 1: that's true, but that doesn't mean Texas Tech can't win
- 9:54Speaker 1: that game. You know, Like they got a really good
- 9:56Speaker 1: defensive line, really good front seven. Like their offense when
- 10:00Speaker 1: firing in all cylinders is nasty, they're a wagon. Texas
- 10:03Speaker 1: Tech is tough. So I think we're doing that with
- 10:06Speaker 1: the Patriots, like, oh man, look at their easy schedule.
- 10:09Speaker 1: It's okay, all right, So they're incapable. They're in They
- 10:13Speaker 1: can't beat the Bills at home, they can't beat the Chargers.
- 10:16Speaker 1: Just can't. Can't do it. Come on like that. It
- 10:19Speaker 1: goes beyond the schedule, man, it just does. You can't
- 10:23Speaker 1: have an MVP caliber quarterback, a good head coach, a
- 10:26Speaker 1: good defense and just be incapable of doing anything come
- 10:30Speaker 1: playoff time because they've had a cake schedule. And it's
- 10:33Speaker 1: a bad logic. It's a bad take. So I like
- 10:36Speaker 1: the Patriots, man, I think that a lot of people
- 10:39Speaker 1: are selling the Patriots short is what I think. And
- 10:43Speaker 1: with that we should get to the militia. Huh, how
- 10:44Speaker 1: about that? What the what about that? For a segment?
- 10:47Speaker 1: Let me go to Andre he's in Massachusetts. Let's go
- 10:50Speaker 1: to drey Trey. What's going on?
- 10:53Speaker 3: Man?
- 10:53Speaker 1: We're talking Patriots and whatever's on your mind? What do
- 10:55Speaker 1: you have for us, buddy?
- 10:57Speaker 4: How you doing? Thanks for taking a call listen. Uh,
- 11:00Speaker 4: hundred percent right that the Patriots mean business based on
- 11:03Speaker 4: how to beat the brakes off of the Jets, and
- 11:06Speaker 4: then they have the Dolphins to finish their schedule, so
- 11:09Speaker 4: they're taking no prisoners, have the right attitude and perspective.
- 11:14Speaker 4: But just made another good point that you know the
- 11:16Speaker 4: a f C, you know, in terms of these teams
- 11:18Speaker 4: that are in contention, doesn't look like they're going to
- 11:20Speaker 4: get the number one steed. But you know the Jaguars dangerous,
- 11:25Speaker 4: Houston dangerous with them as well. And then the a
- 11:29Speaker 4: f C West wasn't what we thought it would be, uh,
- 11:31Speaker 4: based on the decline there. I state disintegration of the
- 11:35Speaker 4: Kansas City Chiefs. But the Broncos most certainly and the
- 11:38Speaker 4: Chargers are going are going to be tough out. So
- 11:40Speaker 4: I think it's a huge step for the Patriots getting
- 11:43Speaker 4: the first well, hold on, hold on, hold on. Only
- 11:45Speaker 4: the number one seed gets the first round by so
- 11:48Speaker 4: you know, but they'll have the home field advantage. But uh,
- 11:53Speaker 4: you know, I can't I can't crown them just yet
- 11:55Speaker 4: based on how it's been an absolute soap opera, uh
- 11:59Speaker 4: the last four years post Brady and then the one
- 12:03Speaker 4: year with Gerard Mayo when they won the last game
- 12:05Speaker 4: and gave away the number one pick. So we're new,
- 12:08Speaker 4: we're new work to this winning and expectations thing with
- 12:12Speaker 4: the Patriots, right, I think, frankly, a lot of people
- 12:15Speaker 4: were just happy that, you know, they're not under five hundred,
- 12:18Speaker 4: never mind kind of a team that's in the conversation
- 12:21Speaker 4: to possibly take the AFC. But in no way, shape
- 12:24Speaker 4: or form do I feel we're favorites now. Earlier in
- 12:27Speaker 4: the show, you know, you really got real and alluded
- 12:31Speaker 4: to you know, you got personal, but you alluded to,
- 12:34Speaker 4: you know, some real life things when you feel like
- 12:36Speaker 4: you have that weight on your chest. Yeah, you know,
- 12:39Speaker 4: and you know, as life goes on, you know, we
- 12:42Speaker 4: we have situations and we do our best and we
- 12:46Speaker 4: give ourselves and others the benefit of the doubt. But
- 12:49Speaker 4: You're able to get that weight lifted off your chest,
- 12:52Speaker 4: which is one hundred percent important and necessary, and then
- 12:55Speaker 4: you kind of move forward in good stead, you know,
- 12:57Speaker 4: while still keeping those relationships, you know, intact, but in
- 13:02Speaker 4: a better capacity. So that was really helpful, insightful, and
- 13:07Speaker 4: then relevant because we're talking about the bills here. You
- 13:11Speaker 4: need been talking about the bills, you know, come on out?
- 13:13Speaker 4: What what what? What are we doing? Is this weight?
- 13:16Speaker 4: You know what I mean? And it almost feels like
- 13:18Speaker 4: we do have to go back to the early nineties
- 13:20Speaker 4: and the four Falls of Buffalo, you know, and really
- 13:23Speaker 4: the first one you mentioned, mister Scott Norwood. I'm from
- 13:26Speaker 4: the great state of New Jersey, but I grew up
- 13:29Speaker 4: in Rockland County, New York. So I remember like it
- 13:31Speaker 4: was yesterday that first Super Bowl when they were they
- 13:34Speaker 4: had it right there, and then the Giants were dead
- 13:36Speaker 4: to rights, but he could he couldn't connect on that
- 13:39Speaker 4: field goal, and then you know, NFL stands for not
- 13:43Speaker 4: for long baby, all right, Dan Marino gets to that
- 13:45Speaker 4: Super Bowl. Second year, he never goes back. Bill's never
- 13:49Speaker 4: got that close again. Next year they get blown out
- 13:51Speaker 4: by the Redskins, and then they have to go to
- 13:53Speaker 4: face the Cowboys twice and it just wasn't it wasn't
- 13:57Speaker 4: to be so relative to today and and the debacle. Josh Allen,
- 14:02Speaker 4: former MVP, you can't make a basic throw, you know,
- 14:05Speaker 4: to to to seal the deal and look all story
- 14:08Speaker 4: out So long windows for all of these contending teams
- 14:12Speaker 4: I feel are closing. Ravens dumpster firing, you know, and
- 14:17Speaker 4: this is supposed to be their year. It's on the
- 14:18Speaker 4: absolute other direction. Now there's infighting, talking about Lamar wanting out.
- 14:22Speaker 4: You know, I just unless they catch lightly in a
- 14:25Speaker 4: bottle break through and make you know, I just think
- 14:27Speaker 4: their window is frankly closed. And I think the Bills
- 14:30Speaker 4: are right there with them. All right, enough fun games
- 14:33Speaker 4: and I you know, talk about mcdermot's a good coach,
- 14:36Speaker 4: Josh Allen's a good quarterback. But for some reason, they're
- 14:40Speaker 4: just not It's just not connecting when it has to connect.
- 14:44Speaker 4: And I don't I don't. I'm not a fan of
- 14:46Speaker 4: blowing these teams up, but you might just have to
- 14:50Speaker 4: just be a good you know, they're building a new
- 14:52Speaker 4: stadium in Buffalo, right They're gonna they're gonna be jumping
- 14:55Speaker 4: off of the top rope and and and and destroying
- 14:57Speaker 4: those tables, those those innocent takes. They do anything to do,
- 15:00Speaker 4: but they're gonna They're gonna do it anyway. But that
- 15:02Speaker 4: But that's fine. All I'm saying is, you know, did
- 15:06Speaker 4: the weight on the bills chest? You know, I don't
- 15:09Speaker 4: know if it's if it's gonna be lifted with winning
- 15:12Speaker 4: and them actually getting back in the super Bowl conversation.
- 15:15Speaker 4: If they don't believe it in themselves, maybe they go
- 15:18Speaker 4: see doctor Melcie. I don't know. If you're still in
- 15:20Speaker 4: business in New Jersey, maybe they.
- 15:22Speaker 1: Do know you gotta do something. Andre all right, man,
- 15:25Speaker 1: you got it. We got it, buddy, We got it.
- 15:26Speaker 1: Like you're just going and going and going and going.
- 15:29Speaker 1: He's the energizer bunny tonight man like you.
- 15:31Speaker 5: He was on one China put some punctuation in there.
- 15:34Speaker 2: I couldn't.
- 15:35Speaker 1: I couldn't. We got, We got a lot of commas.
- 15:37Speaker 6: We got.
- 15:38Speaker 2: There was a Sopranos reference there in the end. Though
- 15:40Speaker 2: I appreciate It's.
- 15:40Speaker 1: Good Listen, Maddie. It was a good call. Like he
- 15:42Speaker 1: hit numerous subjects, he hit a lot of stuff. He's
- 15:46Speaker 1: got thoughts, he's got stuff going on in his head right,
- 15:49Speaker 1: and he wanted the militia to know about it. It's fine,
- 15:51Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that, but uh look, man, he hit
- 15:54Speaker 1: on something that's kind of interesting. And I'll hear this
- 15:57Speaker 1: from time to time about windows closed using that's a
- 16:01Speaker 1: very you know, common thing to think about. Maybe say,
- 16:05Speaker 1: I just think that if you look at the playoff
- 16:09Speaker 1: you know picture right now, it's tailor made for like
- 16:13Speaker 1: a quote unquote window that is closed to be reopened
- 16:17Speaker 1: real fast. And that team that you thought, you know,
- 16:20Speaker 1: the window was closed all of a sudden wins a
- 16:23Speaker 1: Super Bowl, And uh, look, I can't sit here and
- 16:27Speaker 1: tell you at all that the Bills window has closed.
- 16:30Speaker 1: Like I don't think they have the clutch gene at all.
- 16:33Speaker 1: I would not back them to win a Super Bowl.
- 16:36Speaker 1: But that doesn't mean they don't have a chance. It
- 16:38Speaker 1: doesn't mean the window is closed. They still have Josh
- 16:41Speaker 1: Allen as their quarterback. Josh Allen could do some insane
- 16:44Speaker 1: things now. He missed a layup against the Eagles. What
- 16:48Speaker 1: other quarterbacks haven't screwed up before? That means he could.
- 16:51Speaker 1: He never can come through. He's come through many times
- 16:54Speaker 1: in the playoffs. He's come through in big moments right,
- 16:57Speaker 1: So that wasn't Josh Allen on d defense against the
- 17:01Speaker 1: Chiefs when they had to lead with thirteen seconds left.
- 17:04Speaker 1: So I just think we gotta be careful about these
- 17:07Speaker 1: windows are closed. Like I'll hear this with the Lions.
- 17:10Speaker 1: Oh the windows closed. It's like, is it no chance?
- 17:15Speaker 1: Know how they can't regroup, they can't retool. I know
- 17:18Speaker 1: they have a bunch of dudes to pay and they
- 17:20Speaker 1: got to make the contracts work. They might have to
- 17:22Speaker 1: make some tough decisions. But just no chance. The window
- 17:26Speaker 1: is closed like this, They've they've topped out, no chance
- 17:30Speaker 1: going forward. Why would you buy that? I don't buy that. Yeah,
- 17:37Speaker 1: Like you look at some of these teams that you know,
- 17:41Speaker 1: there's a lot of turnover from one year to the next.
- 17:44Speaker 1: There are a lot of new playoff teams. The Niners
- 17:49Speaker 1: good example. The Niners would have been a perfect example
- 17:51Speaker 1: of a team where people could have looked at last
- 17:54Speaker 1: season after they got ravaged by injuries. They're a last
- 17:58Speaker 1: place team and you could have been the windows closed.
- 18:02Speaker 1: Look at them now, the windows closed, like they got
- 18:05Speaker 1: a chance to be the one seed. You can make
- 18:08Speaker 1: dramatic turnarounds in the NFL. I don't know why we would.
- 18:13Speaker 1: I don't know, take a team that's just they're just
- 18:18Speaker 1: trying to start to get right, you know what I mean. Like,
- 18:21Speaker 1: let me take a okay, the Giants right like, they're
- 18:25Speaker 1: three and thirteen, They've had a ton of injuries. They're
- 18:29Speaker 1: just trying to build, trying to get respectable, trying to
- 18:32Speaker 1: take the next step. Right, So we'll look at a
- 18:35Speaker 1: team like that and just be like, yeah, no, give
- 18:38Speaker 1: it a little bit of time. But we'll look at
- 18:40Speaker 1: a team like I don't know, say the Chargers and
- 18:44Speaker 1: Herbert hasn't had postseason success, but they're a much better
- 18:48Speaker 1: team right now and will be much harder greaters when
- 18:53Speaker 1: it comes to those teams in the playoffs in the mix,
- 18:56Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, their window is closed. Look man,
- 19:00Speaker 1: I you can say what you want, you can think
- 19:02Speaker 1: how you want to think. I would just say this,
- 19:05Speaker 1: if you look at the playoffs right now, it is
- 19:09Speaker 1: wide open, wide open. So it's like, I don't know
- 19:14Speaker 1: why you just start marking teams off in pen as
- 19:18Speaker 1: if what next season can't be similar to this season?
- 19:22Speaker 1: Like the Lions window is closed, the Bills window is closed.
- 19:26Speaker 1: I just don't buy that. I don't buy that. I
- 19:28Speaker 1: just don't think the time is right for for you
- 19:32Speaker 1: to say that or to think it. But again, you
- 19:35Speaker 1: can think and say whatever you want. I just don't.
- 19:37Speaker 1: I don't. I don't subscribe to that.
- 19:39Speaker 2: I don't.
- 19:41Speaker 1: I think there are teams like, look, the Bears were
- 19:43Speaker 1: a grease fire. They're five and twelve last season. Look
- 19:45Speaker 1: at them now, dramatic turnaround. The Niners dead last last season,
- 19:51Speaker 1: they're twelve and four. Like, look at the Chiefs. The
- 19:56Speaker 1: Chiefs won their division nine straight years and they've been
- 20:02Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl five straight years. They're a six
- 20:05Speaker 1: and ten football team right now, and Mahomes started fourteen games. Like,
- 20:09Speaker 1: the NFL is crazy, all right there. It's a parody
- 20:13Speaker 1: driven league. And so like these teams that have a
- 20:16Speaker 1: lot working for them, even teams that just barely missed
- 20:20Speaker 1: out on the playoffs. You know, like I'd be careful,
- 20:23Speaker 1: That's all I would say, is I'd be careful about
- 20:26Speaker 1: just straight up eliminating teams like.
- 20:28Speaker 2: Lions could finish last in their division. That's crazy, it is.
- 20:32Speaker 1: But it happened to the Niners last year, and look
- 20:34Speaker 1: at them now, you know, like the Lions had a
- 20:39Speaker 1: murderers row schedule. Their road schedule was insane. Right, they
- 20:45Speaker 1: played a first place schedule. What worked against them this year,
- 20:49Speaker 1: Playing a first place schedule works for them. Next year,
- 20:52Speaker 1: they're gonna play a last place schedule. It's gonna be
- 20:56Speaker 1: Cupcake City for three games. That could be the difference
- 21:00Speaker 1: between making the playoffs and not. That could be the
- 21:02Speaker 1: difference between a higher seed in the playoffs and not.
- 21:06Speaker 1: So playing a last play schedule is a great thing
- 21:09Speaker 1: for Detroit going forward, you know. So, Yeah, I think
- 21:12Speaker 1: we're saying the same thing, Coop, Like, I don't think
- 21:14Speaker 1: we're disagreeing on that, but it is. It's crazy that
- 21:17Speaker 1: they bottomed out and they finished last, but that's gonna
- 21:20Speaker 1: help them next season. They play three last place teams.
- 21:26Speaker 1: Those are their three games, right, That's what a last
- 21:28Speaker 1: play schedule is. It essentially, it directly impacts three games
- 21:34Speaker 1: in particular. Like I'll get you. I do this every
- 21:37Speaker 1: single year. I get their three games. So the Lions
- 21:40Speaker 1: first play schedule this season, Just so we're on the
- 21:43Speaker 1: same page.
- 21:44Speaker 2: They were.
- 21:46Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not as tough as you would think, but
- 21:47Speaker 1: still tough at the Chiefs. That was a Sunday night
- 21:51Speaker 1: game in Week six. They lost that game thirty to seventeen.
- 21:55Speaker 1: They hosted Tampa Bay on a Monday night. They beat them,
- 21:58Speaker 1: smack them around. And the other game was at the Rams.
- 22:04Speaker 1: They lost that game recently forty one to thirty four.
- 22:07Speaker 1: Those are three first place games. How would you like
- 22:09Speaker 1: to play at the Chiefs, host Tampa and then play
- 22:13Speaker 1: at the Rams? Or would you rather be the Bears?
- 22:16Speaker 1: Here was the Bears last play schedule. Now it helped
- 22:19Speaker 1: them in two games, not so much the third. So
- 22:22Speaker 1: the Bears last play schedule this season at the Raiders
- 22:27Speaker 1: pretty favorable. They barely won that game. Luckily Daniel Carlson
- 22:33Speaker 1: missed the kick at the end right they would have
- 22:36Speaker 1: lost that game to the Raiders. These Bears then they
- 22:40Speaker 1: played the Saints. They hosted, so they're at the Raiders,
- 22:43Speaker 1: hosted the Saints, and then it was the game on
- 22:46Speaker 1: Sunday Night. It was at San Francisco. That was the
- 22:49Speaker 1: other last place team that they faced. Now, listen, you
- 22:53Speaker 1: can have a team that makes a dramatic turnaround and
- 22:56Speaker 1: what looks like a cupcake game is anything. But that's
- 23:00Speaker 1: what Sunday night was. But which would you rather have?
- 23:03Speaker 1: The Bears last place at the Raiders hosting the Saints
- 23:07Speaker 1: and then at the forty nine ers. That's a tough one.
- 23:10Speaker 1: Or the Lions first place schedule at the Chiefs hosting
- 23:14Speaker 1: Tampa before they bought them. Now that's Week seven when
- 23:17Speaker 1: Tampa was still good, and then at the Rams. Good lord, dude.
- 23:22Speaker 1: A last play schedule is a real thing. That makes
- 23:25Speaker 1: a world of difference right there. Here's the Saints. This
- 23:30Speaker 1: is a good one. Saints last play schedule. They finished
- 23:32Speaker 1: last a season ago, so they're playing a last play
- 23:35Speaker 1: schedule this season. Here's what they faced. They hosted the
- 23:38Speaker 1: Giants at the Bears, well turned around, and then at
- 23:42Speaker 1: the Titans. You got the Giants and the Titans like that.
- 23:46Speaker 1: That's a huge difference right there. Meanwhile, Tampa, who finished
- 23:50Speaker 1: in first place, they're playing a first place schedule this season.
- 23:53Speaker 1: They're three games at the Texans on a Monday night,
- 23:59Speaker 1: hosting the Eagles at the Lions on a Monday night.
- 24:03Speaker 1: That's world's tougher than a last place schedule as the Saint,
- 24:07Speaker 1: So it makes a big difference. So it's crazy the
- 24:10Speaker 1: Lion's bottomed out in their last this season. That's gonna
- 24:12Speaker 1: help them next season. And so like the Oh their
- 24:15Speaker 1: window was closed. Dude, way premature. I hate Jared Goff
- 24:20Speaker 1: when he's facing a pass rush. I don't love that
- 24:23Speaker 1: they have to pay a bunch of dudes. It's a
- 24:25Speaker 1: good problem to have, but it still is a problem
- 24:28Speaker 1: because there's only so much money to go around. With
- 24:30Speaker 1: a hard salary cap, gonna have to let a couple
- 24:33Speaker 1: of players go. But this idea that their window is
- 24:36Speaker 1: closed and just no chance, know how, stop it. Blessed
- 24:40Speaker 1: with better health, their old line is banged up, their
- 24:43Speaker 1: secondary is ravaged, blessed with better health, blessed with a
- 24:48Speaker 1: last play schedule. Their window is not closed. Stop it?
- 24:53Speaker 1: But people think that way. All right? Eight seven, seven
- 24:56Speaker 1: ninety nine on Fox is your number. We are high
- 25:00Speaker 1: and heavy on the NFL. You got other thoughts, feel
- 25:02Speaker 1: free to check in. We'll get to the militia coming
- 25:04Speaker 1: up right around the corner. And also, man the toilet bowl.
- 25:09Speaker 1: It came through in flying colors. It is one thing
- 25:12Speaker 1: that you got to keep in mind going forward. I'll
- 25:14Speaker 1: share that with you. With two horrible teams duking it out.
- 25:19Speaker 1: It is Fox Sports Radio. I'm Brian though in for
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- 26:27Speaker 1: should be. You know, I do have a flashback with
- 26:29Speaker 1: this song. I'll bore you for like twenty seconds, but
- 26:34Speaker 1: it was when I was introduced to the game Guitar Hero, right,
- 26:39Speaker 1: and I'm like, all right, I love that game, a great,
- 26:42Speaker 1: great game. But I had just played it for the
- 26:45Speaker 1: first time and maybe the only time. It was fun.
- 26:49Speaker 1: But I'm like, all right, the blue the all right? Cool?
- 26:53Speaker 1: And we just played this Queen song on a freaking
- 26:57Speaker 1: loop man, trying to get the hang of it.
- 27:00Speaker 5: And so I will I will you say on the
- 27:02Speaker 5: same song until you perfect yeah song.
- 27:05Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right, And so I just it's in my
- 27:08Speaker 1: head it's Freddie Mercury and Queen.
- 27:12Speaker 5: And that was all easy, wasn't it. You didn't even
- 27:14Speaker 5: do the hard level.
- 27:15Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I was just trying to get the general hangings. Yeah,
- 27:19Speaker 1: it was not working out very well. All right, let
- 27:22Speaker 1: me get to the militia here. I want you guys
- 27:25Speaker 1: to feel welcome, so you guys have the floor. Let
- 27:28Speaker 1: me go to Dre in Central Cali. I want to
- 27:32Speaker 1: hear what he has to say about these Niners hunt
- 27:33Speaker 1: Niners big win against the Bears on Sunday night. What's
- 27:36Speaker 1: going on, Dre? You're on Fox Sports Radio.
- 27:40Speaker 6: I've just been hanging and banging here at the gym
- 27:42Speaker 6: for last hour listening to you, nice man.
- 27:45Speaker 1: What are you working on? What are you doing? Like
- 27:47Speaker 1: back in tries? What is it these early morning hours.
- 27:50Speaker 6: I was turning my shoulders in the boulders and making
- 27:53Speaker 6: these traps, traps huge af.
- 27:58Speaker 1: Well, that's good man. You're wasting your time if you're
- 28:01Speaker 1: not doing exactly that.
- 28:03Speaker 6: Well, you know the other day it was with the kids.
- 28:05Speaker 6: Well it was quite a while ago, but we're champing
- 28:08Speaker 6: and we're going the lake and ranger gave me a ticket.
- 28:11Speaker 6: I said, I ain't hunting. He said, well, of them
- 28:14Speaker 6: big ass traps you got on your shoulders right there.
- 28:16Speaker 6: I could Lord, Yeah, yeah, anyway, I gotta agree with
- 28:23Speaker 6: you guys. Niners had the easiest schedule they could probably have,
- 28:27Speaker 6: except they did have to play Seattle. Tie well, they
- 28:30Speaker 6: play Seattle twice this coming week, had to play the
- 28:33Speaker 6: Rams twice, beat them, they ran over to once. Schedule
- 28:37Speaker 6: was a little harder than I thought. But listen, guys, honestly,
- 28:41Speaker 6: you lose Bosa, you lose your first round draft choice.
- 28:44Speaker 6: On the other side, Michael Williams.
- 28:47Speaker 1: I think his name was, Yeah, no doubt, no.
- 28:49Speaker 6: Doubt, your all told linebacker goes out Fred water yep
- 28:55Speaker 6: aiming to be back by the NFC Championship Game. If
- 28:57Speaker 6: the Niners are lucky enough to be there. You know,
- 29:01Speaker 6: if the Niners make it to the NFC Championship game,
- 29:04Speaker 6: all I ask is if you win, win the Super Bowl.
- 29:07Speaker 6: Because I'm an old man. I was a senior in
- 29:10Speaker 6: high school in eighty one, so I seen my team
- 29:13Speaker 6: win all five. Then I've seen hardball and not give
- 29:16Speaker 6: the ball to Frank Gore once against the Ravens. I've
- 29:20Speaker 6: seen Shanahan forget how to coach twice against KC. Yeah,
- 29:25Speaker 6: those were darn good Niner teams. This team right here
- 29:29Speaker 6: would be more of a Cinderella story than the eighty
- 29:31Speaker 6: one team. And I'll tell you what everybody deserves. Looks,
- 29:37Speaker 6: any team that's ever won the Super Bowl, they've got
- 29:40Speaker 6: luck because they had help on their side. This team,
- 29:43Speaker 6: they'll be lucky. They can stay as healthy as they
- 29:45Speaker 6: are right now. And I've heard you talk about perty
- 29:48Speaker 6: before and not two good things. You know what. I
- 29:54Speaker 6: think he is starting to prove you wrong. You might
- 29:56Speaker 6: be coming over a little bit, you know, getting out
- 29:59Speaker 6: of the dark side, proving a lot of stuff to
- 30:02Speaker 6: a lot of in the NFL called NFL experts and
- 30:05Speaker 6: pungents me. I'm a homer, so I always thought he
- 30:09Speaker 6: was good, always thought he was great. But greater things
- 30:12Speaker 6: are going to come, so honest assessment. Like you said,
- 30:18Speaker 6: and like everybody said, there's no great team in the
- 30:20Speaker 6: NFL this year, right, why brother, Yeah.
- 30:25Speaker 1: Hey man, hey Dre. Listen. I appreciate the call, buddy,
- 30:27Speaker 1: and good luck with the rest of the workout. Very nice.
- 30:30Speaker 1: I'm glad you're you're hanging with us. That's very cool.
- 30:32Speaker 1: And look, man, this is look. I think this is
- 30:37Speaker 1: the year. This is the official year too. I would
- 30:41Speaker 1: love to have these bang the table takes like fade
- 30:44Speaker 1: this team, no way, this team. But it's just wide open.
- 30:48Speaker 1: It is. It's wide open. And you're right. As far
- 30:53Speaker 1: as the Niners, they're to be commended for what they've
- 30:56Speaker 1: done in the regular season. Now the postseason is a
- 30:58Speaker 1: completely separate season. But what the Niners have done to
- 31:02Speaker 1: put themselves in a position they need to win one
- 31:05Speaker 1: more home game and they're the one seed in the
- 31:08Speaker 1: NFC playoffs. With all the injuries, the key injuries, Like listen,
- 31:14Speaker 1: I might have ten injured guys. Your team might have
- 31:18Speaker 1: ten injured guys. It doesn't mean it equals out. It
- 31:22Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's the exact same. When we're talking Nick Bosa,
- 31:27Speaker 1: Fred Warner, we're talking about like the engine and the
- 31:31Speaker 1: transmission of your vehicle on defense, and that is out
- 31:36Speaker 1: and somehow the car has kept running, it has been
- 31:39Speaker 1: functioning at a high level. When they've lost that, that
- 31:44Speaker 1: is astounding. So hats off to them. Now. Could change
- 31:51Speaker 1: come postseason time, right when you have lost that talent
- 31:54Speaker 1: and all of a sudden you've got no pass rush
- 31:57Speaker 1: and you're trying to just match points with tah It
- 32:03Speaker 1: could be tough, could be really really tough. And I
- 32:06Speaker 1: think that we're looking at the one seed even if
- 32:08Speaker 1: they get the one seed. And yes, it is true,
- 32:10Speaker 1: you gotta win two home games and you're in the
- 32:12Speaker 1: super Bowl. But I don't think we can undersell even
- 32:17Speaker 1: how hard that is to do. I think there's a
- 32:21Speaker 1: tendency where it's just a shoulder shrug, like, oh, dude,
- 32:23Speaker 1: you just gotta win two home games. You're there. It's
- 32:27Speaker 1: just a walk in the park. It's like, oh, yeah,
- 32:29Speaker 1: you know, yeah, you just drive to the local gas station.
- 32:33Speaker 1: You might it might be like a little bit windy,
- 32:37Speaker 1: but not too bet. You shouldn't have any problem, you
- 32:39Speaker 1: should be God, just go right there. It's right down
- 32:41Speaker 1: the street. That's all good. Like, that's not what it
- 32:44Speaker 1: is man winning two home playoff games, especially this season.
- 32:50Speaker 1: Like if it's Broncos Niners, I don't know that we're
- 32:54Speaker 1: gonna have a one seed in the super Bowl. I
- 32:57Speaker 1: would bet against both one seeds get there. Honestly, it
- 33:01Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's gonna shake out that way, but when
- 33:04Speaker 1: it's as wide open as it is, I would fade
- 33:07Speaker 1: the Niners in their lack of a pass rush. I
- 33:10Speaker 1: would fade the Broncos in their limited offense. I would
- 33:15Speaker 1: doesn't mean it's gonna work out that way, but if
- 33:17Speaker 1: there's ever a year for neither one seed to make it,
- 33:20Speaker 1: it's this season. It's just wide open like that. And
- 33:23Speaker 1: as far as Perty goes, Yes, Strey has a good memory.
- 33:27Speaker 1: I have said some unsavory things. I've just been I
- 33:31Speaker 1: think i've been I think I've been fair. I haven't
- 33:35Speaker 1: dogged the guy. I'm not he can't play, he sucks,
- 33:37Speaker 1: he's a hack. I ha said anything like that. I'm
- 33:40Speaker 1: just like, he's good. He's not great. He's good. He's
- 33:45Speaker 1: a good player. He's capable of making plays. He can
- 33:49Speaker 1: throw the ball accurately, on time, with anticipation. He does
- 33:53Speaker 1: a lot of things well. He's a decent athlete. He
- 33:56Speaker 1: can move around by time, pick up some yards with
- 33:59Speaker 1: his legs. He can do a lot of things really well.
- 34:01Speaker 1: He can. But to pay him huge money and to
- 34:07Speaker 1: have to skimp at many other positions on the field
- 34:11Speaker 1: on the roster and have him like, all right, brock,
- 34:14Speaker 1: you're that guy. Just take us to the promised Land.
- 34:18Speaker 1: It's gonna take a lot more than beating up on
- 34:20Speaker 1: a suckie Bears defense and a sucky Colts defense to
- 34:24Speaker 1: convince me like, yeah, this guy is the real deal. Man,
- 34:28Speaker 1: I had it wrong again. I don't think he sucks
- 34:30Speaker 1: and he's good. I think he's a good quarterback. I
- 34:34Speaker 1: don't think he's great. I don't think he is an
- 34:37Speaker 1: elite difference maker. I don't and maybe we'll get answers
- 34:41Speaker 1: come playoff time. But he's to be commended. I'm not
- 34:44Speaker 1: trying to rain on the parade, especially after he had
- 34:46Speaker 1: another five touchdown performance. He's had five touchdown performances in
- 34:51Speaker 1: each of the last two weeks. The play he made
- 34:54Speaker 1: buying time and hitting us check in the side of
- 34:57Speaker 1: the end zone. That was an amazing play, whether he's
- 35:00Speaker 1: facing the Bears defense or not. Like those are NFL guys,
- 35:04Speaker 1: they're getting paid out there, like that was an insane play.
- 35:08Speaker 1: So yeah, like maybe the truth is somewhere in the
- 35:12Speaker 1: middle where I'm like, he's good not great, Like then
- 35:15Speaker 1: he makes those plays and it might be a couple
- 35:17Speaker 1: of notches better than I make him out to be.
- 35:20Speaker 1: Maybe I think time will tell on that, but I
- 35:24Speaker 1: think party with with a a lesser roster will put
- 35:30Speaker 1: it that way. So when you when you devote that
- 35:33Speaker 1: much money to a guy and have to skimp elsewhere, man,
- 35:37Speaker 1: sometimes the warks show up really fast. Purdy is better
- 35:41Speaker 1: than my guy Tua, obviously, but look at Tua. It
- 35:45Speaker 1: wasn't that long ago. Tua's leading the league in passing yardage.
- 35:50Speaker 1: To wall put up some numbers and then it's like,
- 35:53Speaker 1: all right, we got to skimp here, we got we
- 35:55Speaker 1: got a key injury to Tyreek Hill there, like, okay,
- 35:58Speaker 1: we gotta trade this guy and cut this guy, and man,
- 36:02Speaker 1: the roster looks a lot different that Tua. Take us
- 36:04Speaker 1: to the Promised Land, buddy, It's like, he's not that guy.
- 36:08Speaker 1: He's not that guy and Purty is better. But I
- 36:14Speaker 1: don't know man skimping over the years when you're devoting
- 36:16Speaker 1: that much money. I just here's the perfect storm man,
- 36:20Speaker 1: last play schedule, and things have gone their way and
- 36:26Speaker 1: they've played really well, But I think the playoffs are
- 36:29Speaker 1: a different animal. Man can't wait for him, can't wait.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Gonna be a lot of good stuff. All right, the
- 36:34Speaker 1: militia is still on deck. We will get to them
- 36:37Speaker 1: right around the corner. And also there's bad logic and
- 36:41Speaker 1: a bad format. I'm gonna get to the bad format
- 36:44Speaker 1: at the top of the hour, but some bad logic
- 36:46Speaker 1: to lead us off right around the corner. I'm probably
- 36:48Speaker 1: no in for Big Ben Mallor. Stay with us right
- 36:51Speaker 1: here on Fox Sports Radio.
- 36:52Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Mallor
- 36:55Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 36:58Speaker 2: All right, So the core flavor of cheese, it's you've
- 37:01Speaker 2: got original white cheddar cheddar jack. Then you've got buffalo
- 37:07Speaker 2: wing pepper jack, Wow, hot and spicy. Yeah, Hidden Valley Ranch.
- 37:14Speaker 1: Why why why would you even do that?
- 37:17Speaker 2: Wendy's Baconator Are you serious?
- 37:20Speaker 1: They made the Baconator flavor for cheese.
- 37:23Speaker 2: Its, yes, okay, uh, extra crunchy bowld cheddar, and then
- 37:28Speaker 2: apparently there's a new crunchline flavors like kick and nacho
- 37:32Speaker 2: cheese and zesti jalapeno cheddar.
- 37:34Speaker 1: By the way, let me derail this for just a second.
- 37:38Speaker 1: We were having an in depth cheese it conversation, but sidebar,
- 37:42Speaker 1: okay for a second, we'll get back to the flavors.
- 37:44Speaker 1: But I was watching it had it was the cheese
- 37:47Speaker 1: It Bowl like a few years ago, and I'll never forget.
- 37:52Speaker 1: Dan Orlovsky was on the call, and because I'm a
- 37:56Speaker 1: big fan of cheese its, and he's like, you know
- 37:58Speaker 1: what the company he told me that the proper way
- 38:02Speaker 1: to say it is cheese it. Like it's not with
- 38:04Speaker 1: an S at the end. It is cheese it. That's
- 38:07Speaker 1: what it is, singular cheese.
- 38:09Speaker 2: That's true.
- 38:09Speaker 1: It just sounds wrong that, you know, like I'm eating
- 38:14Speaker 1: cheese it right now. That just sounds stupid. I'm eating
- 38:17Speaker 1: some cheese it's right now. Am I wrong? I like
- 38:20Speaker 1: the S? Am I wrong for adding the S?
- 38:23Speaker 2: I don't know, No, I mean you're eating multiple cheese
- 38:27Speaker 2: it right.
- 38:32Speaker 1: Technically it's singular, like it's just okay, whatever, man, you.
- 38:36Speaker 5: Wouldn't say, passed me the cheese it, Yeah.
- 38:38Speaker 1: Passed me the cheese it. Someone would send you to
- 38:41Speaker 1: past you one thing he is like, no, dude, the box.
- 38:44Speaker 1: You'd be like, well, say, cheese it's.
- 38:45Speaker 2: There, right. If the brand was just Dorito, right, you
- 38:49Speaker 2: would still say, hey, let me have some of those Doritos.
- 38:51Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, yeah. So uh we found out that
- 38:56Speaker 1: Coop is shaming me. I just had original cheese its,
- 39:00Speaker 1: that's it. And I'm probably missing out on some delicious flavors.
- 39:04Speaker 1: But we've made many comparisons, and we're on two different
- 39:07Speaker 1: pages here with the twenty one different flavors of cheeses.
- 39:12Speaker 1: Is what we have.
- 39:13Speaker 5: They're almost like Baskin Robins are so close.
- 39:16Speaker 1: They are close. They got the bacon eater. How about that?
- 39:20Speaker 5: The ranch sounds interesting? I wanna try the ranch.
- 39:23Speaker 1: Oh, ranch is disgusting.
- 39:24Speaker 5: I don't want anything you don't like ranch in regular
- 39:26Speaker 5: life either, not even Oh.
- 39:29Speaker 2: God, love me a good buttermilk cranch.
- 39:31Speaker 5: Oh the homemade ones too, oh so good. Hidden Valley
- 39:35Speaker 5: can be thrown away. I don't want that anywhere near.
- 39:37Speaker 2: That's Trashugh.
- 39:40Speaker 1: I love when they're like, what are the choices. Is
- 39:43Speaker 1: it ranch or blue cheese. I'm like, yeah, neither, neither one.
- 39:48Speaker 1: Don't want either.
- 39:49Speaker 2: Good cheeses. Blue cheese is disgusting, but ranches.
- 39:52Speaker 1: Ranches.
- 39:53Speaker 2: Dip your pizza in there.
- 39:55Speaker 5: You need it for everything. French fries, oh, dipped in ranch.
- 39:59Speaker 5: Stop it.
- 40:00Speaker 1: Guys are psychos. What's wrong with you?
- 40:02Speaker 2: Guys? Little crispy chicken wrap with some ramps.
- 40:05Speaker 5: Oh yes, drizzle it.
- 40:08Speaker 1: My gosh, that sounds terrible. Good segue, bad logic, and
- 40:13Speaker 1: a bad format. Right around the corner on FSR