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The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show: How Eagles EXPOSED Jordan Love, Saquon's BAD move, Steelers BIG mistake · The Paulie & Tony Fusco Show

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  Speaker 1: All right, alright, you come and to your life from Philly.
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  Speaker 2: It's the volume Tony Fool's Go NFL Reaction Show as
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  Speaker 2: always Polly Fools go here with Tony Fools going Downy.
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  Speaker 1: NFL Reaction Show.
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  Speaker 2: So mus get the Eagles totally collaboring the backers and
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  Speaker 2: you know, we know your people out there. You look
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  Speaker 2: forward to hearing what we think of all the games
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  Speaker 2: because you know you can't think for yourself. We didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to make your wait until our regular show Thursday,
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  Speaker 2: So here we are coming to your welcome.
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  Speaker 1: So we're gonna tell.
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  Speaker 2: You how the Eagles totally exposed Jordan Love and it's.
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  Speaker 1: Potentially criminal plan Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And even despite the win, Tony, we do have a
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  Speaker 2: little bone to pick with, you know we do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also, we'll tell you what Mike Tomlin has been doing
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  Speaker 2: wrong for decades now. And we're gonna ask the one
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  Speaker 2: question out the Bills Broncos game that everybody is still
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  Speaker 2: asking now for the record, just in case you're wondering,
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  Speaker 2: we didn't bother watching the Commander's bucks down because who cares.
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  Speaker 1: You know, neither of them are going to.
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  Speaker 2: The super Bowl, so doesn't matter if you want takes
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  Speaker 2: you want a takele.
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  Speaker 1: They both suck, so they go done. There you go, there,
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  Speaker 1: you go. All right, But enough for that.
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  Speaker 2: Let's just get right into it, Tony with our NFL
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  Speaker 2: Wild God reaction.
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  Speaker 1: And wild card reaction.
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  Speaker 2: First out to the gate, the Eagles totally demolishing the factors, literally,
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  Speaker 2: as it seemed pretty much everyone on Green Bay got injured.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, the wide receiver is Tony.
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  Speaker 2: It seemed like the only thing they could catch was
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  Speaker 2: an ambulance to the hospital.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you think was going on there?
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  Speaker 3: You know, honestly, I started to wonder if Jordan Love
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  Speaker 3: was actively trying to get his receiver is killed. I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't tell if those were passes or attempted murders. You know,
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  Speaker 3: you gotta wonder maybe he actually wants to get his
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  Speaker 3: receivers killed so that Green Bay's front office will be
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  Speaker 3: forced to sign better receivers. If that's the case, that's
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  Speaker 3: a bold strategy. Disturbing but bold.
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  Speaker 2: Just perfect analysis, Doty. And now turning to the Eagles,
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  Speaker 2: you know, faithball, these morons online they were saying Jalen
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  Speaker 2: Hurts didn't have a good game because he only threw
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  Speaker 2: for thirteen completions at one hundred and thirty one passing yards.
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  Speaker 2: But that's because these idiots are reading the stats wrong,
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  Speaker 2: aren't they don'ty?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, why aren't you counting the completions to Saquon? All
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  Speaker 3: those handoffs should count as completions.
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  Speaker 1: Think about it.
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  Speaker 3: What is a completion but the transfer of the football
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  Speaker 3: from the quarterback to another player. So really, the adjusted
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  Speaker 3: stats show that Jalen Hurts had forty one completions. And
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  Speaker 3: since you have to count yards after the catch slash
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  Speaker 3: handoffs to Saquon and can it gain, well, that's two
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  Speaker 3: hundred and sixty four total passing yards. That's a terrific
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  Speaker 3: stat line.
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  Speaker 2: Just such eye opening statistical analysis that, Dony. And you know,
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  Speaker 2: while we're very happy about the Eagles winning, we do
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  Speaker 2: have a one tiny critique with one of the players,
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  Speaker 2: don't we, Dony?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have to say I was not pleased with
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  Speaker 3: Saquon sliding instead of scoring that easy touchdown at the
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  Speaker 3: end of the game. Let's just say someone I know,
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  Speaker 3: not me, had placed a three hundred thousand dollars bet
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  Speaker 3: on a Saquon anytime touchdown. And you know that's someone
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  Speaker 3: again who wasn't me, might have lost every dollar they
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  Speaker 3: have in savings and was planning to use that money
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  Speaker 3: to buy an indoor jacuzzi with a tiny diving board.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm just saying, Saquon's gotta be thinking to these things,
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  Speaker 3: you know, you gotta be thinking of winning, you know,
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  Speaker 3: playoff games and jacuzzi's. It's just really disappointing, you know,
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  Speaker 3: for that other person again, who wasn't me.
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  Speaker 2: Just absolutely heartbreaking, Tony, for that person who certainly wasn't cute.
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  Speaker 1: Of yeah, just let's just move along. Let's just keep
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  Speaker 1: going anyway, Let's just move to the other game.
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  Speaker 2: Sunday, the Bills beat the Broncos thirty one to seven.
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  Speaker 2: As everybody on the planet expected that, Tony not a
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  Speaker 2: lot to say.
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  Speaker 1: Here, what's your takeaway?
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  Speaker 3: You know, frankly, I'm still wondering why they even bothered
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  Speaker 3: to play this game. You know how in Techmobile you
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  Speaker 3: can just skip the week and just let the computer
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  Speaker 3: simulate the game. I think the Bills and the Broncos
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  Speaker 3: and everyone else would have actually preferred that nobody would
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  Speaker 3: have gotten hurt or bored.
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  Speaker 1: The teams could just sit.
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  Speaker 3: Back, have a couple of drinks and relax and watch
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  Speaker 3: the Bills destroy the Broncos and a much more entertaining
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  Speaker 3: computer simulation problem solved.
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  Speaker 2: So smart, Tony. You know, don't get surprised out there.
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  Speaker 2: If but next year's Wild God games are mostly tech moobil, right, Tony,
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  Speaker 2: would be great? All right, Let's go to Saturday's game.
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  Speaker 2: The Ravens beat the Steelers twenty eight to fourteen. Now, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: the Steelers still haven't won a playoff game since twenty sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: And in that time, Pittsburgh's head coach Mike Tomlin He's
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  Speaker 2: never had a losing record in the regular season.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. Well, Tony, that's clearly the problem right there.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it absolutely hasn't anyone considered that maybe Mike Comlin
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  Speaker 3: has been winning too many games. He's been winning so
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  Speaker 3: much during the regular season that the Steelers never feel
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  Speaker 3: like they have to get any better. That's terrible coaching.
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  Speaker 3: Look at Nick Siriani last year. He knew he was
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  Speaker 3: winning too many games, so he deliberately lost almost all
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  Speaker 3: the remaining games. And now look, the Eagles are better
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  Speaker 3: than ever. That's smart coaching, knowing when to win but
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  Speaker 3: also when to lose so that you could win again.
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  Speaker 2: Just so thought provoking that, Tony, And well, now to
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  Speaker 2: the other game Saturday, the Chargers. They got blown out
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  Speaker 2: by the Texans thirty to twelve, Justin Herbert throwing four interceptions,
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  Speaker 2: and that has a lot of people saying that Herbert
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  Speaker 2: is quote a social media quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: Dony, what's your take on that?
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  Speaker 3: You know, I always say it's important to look at
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  Speaker 3: all the stats when evaluating a quarterback. And yes, on Saturday,
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  Speaker 3: Justin Herbert only completed forty three point eight percent of
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  Speaker 3: his passes and threw four interceptions. But I also ran
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  Speaker 3: the analytics on the Chargers Twitter account and posts about
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  Speaker 3: Justin Herbert did generate a combined seventy six point five
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  Speaker 3: K likes and a very solid forty eight point six
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  Speaker 3: k retweets, and on ig the posts also racked up
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  Speaker 3: fifteen point six k sins.
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  Speaker 1: So when you total up all.
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  Speaker 3: The stats, Justin Herbert is statistically a good quarterback.
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  Speaker 2: Just amazing statistical analysis, that, Donty. And you know, while
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  Speaker 2: we're discussing the Chargers, we got to look at what
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  Speaker 2: went wrong for Jim Harbor in his first season with
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  Speaker 2: the team. And yeah, Tony, when you break it down,
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  Speaker 2: what do you think went wrong for the coach.
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  Speaker 3: You know, when you think about it, it's very clear
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  Speaker 3: why Jim Hobbar struggled this year. He didn't commit enough
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  Speaker 3: recruiting violations. You know, he needs to get back to
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  Speaker 3: what made him great, and that's finding loopholes in the
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  Speaker 3: rule book to recruit players and then expertly denying all
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  Speaker 3: knowledge or wrongdoing. It totally seemed he was playing by
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  Speaker 3: the rules this year and that was obviously a huge
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  Speaker 3: misstep by him.
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  Speaker 2: Just an absolute miscalculation by absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Now let's look the Monday night's game by the Vikings.
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  Speaker 2: They're going to be playing the Rams on a neutral
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  Speaker 2: field in Arizona after the game got moved due to
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  Speaker 2: the fires in Los Angeles and well Tony.
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  Speaker 1: Something just has to be said here, doesn't it.
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  Speaker 3: You know, we don't like to spread misinformation on this
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  Speaker 3: show and more dumb conspiracy theories. But having said that,
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  Speaker 3: how do we know those fires weren't started by Sam Donald.
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  Speaker 3: Donald's from southern California, He went to USC he knows
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  Speaker 3: the mountain topography out there. And now suddenly the Rams
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  Speaker 3: don't have home field advantage. Very coincidental, don't you think,
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  Speaker 3: You know, as they say, where there's smoke this fire, Well,
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  Speaker 3: maybe we should start saying where there's Sam Donald.
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  Speaker 2: This fire just perfectly valid analysis, Tony. You know, just
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  Speaker 2: such a perfect note on which the raft absolutely Harey
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  Speaker 2: comes has to ruin the show with this needless correct.
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  Speaker 1: Has to what.
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  Speaker 4: You just said, Sam Donald started the La.
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  Speaker 1: Fires, No, which is saying he could have. How do
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  Speaker 1: we know he didn't?
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  Speaker 4: You didn't, you know, even for this show and the
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  Speaker 4: reckless stupid things you say. This is an all time low.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, well you know it's about to hit an all
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  Speaker 2: time low your body when I dump it in the ocean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And on the subject of fire, you you're out of
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  Speaker 3: it here, Yeah, you're done, get at it.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, he's still talking before he's fired. What what?
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  Speaker 4: It's almost as dumb you said that handoffs should count
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  Speaker 4: as completions for Jalen Hurts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's transferring the ball from the QB to another player.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it makes total sense, bro.
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  Speaker 4: But the ball doesn't go in the air. You can't
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  Speaker 4: count that as a completion.
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  Speaker 1: No, Well, you know what will be going in the air.
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  Speaker 1: You when I hit you with my camaro. Yeah you
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  Speaker 1: know what. You never completed puberty. Oh, it is a
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  Speaker 1: great way to wrap.
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  Speaker 2: and the Only Great job.
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  Speaker 3: As always, same to you, Paullie. Another floorless show.
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  Speaker 1: There you go. We'll see you people on Thursday.
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  Speaker 3: See h