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Ashley Nics Doesn't Like Cash Only Places · The Joe Show

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  Speaker 1: This portion of the Joe Show podcast is powered by
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  Speaker 1: Farrah and Farrah, Tampa accident attorneys. I like cash painting cash.
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  Speaker 1: If I go to a restaurant and they go, it's
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  Speaker 1: cash only, I get excited.
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  Speaker 2: I get upset. It saves me money. Who carries cash
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  Speaker 2: these days?
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  Speaker 1: I'll carry cash. Keep a couple hundred on me at
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  Speaker 1: all times. That's what my grandpapa taught me.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, same.
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  Speaker 3: My dad taught me the same thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I'll keep 20 bucks on me that max,
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  Speaker 4: but even then I'm just like, eh, I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: Nah, you got to keep at least two on you.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 2: Two on you.
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  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 4: At all times?
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  Speaker 2: At all times. In your wallet right now? In my
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  Speaker 2: wallet right now.
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  Speaker 3: Why?
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  Speaker 2: Because, just in case. We're going to rob you. Just kidding.
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  Speaker 2: Low-key wasabi, big balling is your hobby. Well, I keep
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  Speaker 2: it counted at all times, too. And I know where
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  Speaker 2: I put it.
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  Speaker 1: And I am waiting for someone to take something because then,
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  Speaker 1: especially at work, then I get to be moody at work.
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  Speaker 2: That's all you want.
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  Speaker 1: Joe wants nothing more than to be moody at work.
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  Speaker 1: I want to be laying in bed and hitting my
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  Speaker 1: weed pen constantly. Really regretting my attitude at work that day.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I want. So go ahead and try me, bitch.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I say. Go ahead and try me.
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  Speaker 1: Um, but I, I, you know, I see Ashley's very
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  Speaker 1: passionate against these places.
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  Speaker 2: I like cash.
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  Speaker 4: I don't like having, going to a place and it's
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  Speaker 4: cash only. Like yesterday I had to go get my
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  Speaker 4: hair done and I forgot to get cash. And I
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  Speaker 4: was like, well, can I just pay you on the app?
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  Speaker 4: She was like, no, you have to go get cash.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just like, oh my goodness.
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  Speaker 2: Why?
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  Speaker 4: Why does it have to always just be cash? When
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  Speaker 4: we know that there's Apple pay, there's cash app, there's Venmo, Zelle,
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  Speaker 4: you can get the money.
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  Speaker 1: It's cash, cash evade or a tax evasion. She reports
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  Speaker 1: to the taxman. That's what I would do. If we
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  Speaker 1: could get paid in cash, I'd do it. Jed wanted
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  Speaker 1: to be paid in Bitcoin.
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  Speaker 2: How is that an idiot move?
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  Speaker 3: Have you seen the price of Bitcoin?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. I felt like a POS one time.
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  Speaker 2: Katie had to front me in cash. I hated it. Really? No.
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  Speaker 2: That's how often I have cash.
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  Speaker 1: We were parking somewhere. We were giving something to someone.
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  Speaker 1: You gave someone $ 20 and I didn't have $ 20.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the only time I have cash is when my fiance, Sean,
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  Speaker 2: gives me cash. Because he's like you. He's like, you
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  Speaker 2: should always have cash on you. Yes, just in case.
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  Speaker 2: In case what?
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  Speaker 1: Well, we got AI guys hooking up with Chinese spies.
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  Speaker 1: You never know what's going to happen.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: You're not wrong.
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  Speaker 2: You're not wrong. You got to have cash on you.
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  Speaker 2: Cash is king. Cash is king.
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  Speaker 3: And think about it from a business perspective. And Joe
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  Speaker 3: mentions tax evasion. This isn't even a tax evasion point.
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  Speaker 3: When a place is cash only, the processing fee for
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  Speaker 3: credit cards for these businesses can be anywhere between 3%
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  Speaker 3: and 5% each month. So imagine if you're like a
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  Speaker 3: small mom and pop shop and you're cash only. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you're going to be making three to five percent more.
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  Speaker 3: And it allows you to keep employees happy and you
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  Speaker 3: get to have more money.
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  Speaker 4: And have you noticed more businesses are then making you
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  Speaker 4: pay the credit card processing fee? Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: As they should. Yeah. You carry cash on you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they do. They charge you a processing fee. I just
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  Speaker 2: I don't agree with that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: That's kind of like when you pay your rent, they
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  Speaker 2: make you pay that extra like five bucks.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if it's costing them money, why should it cost
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  Speaker 1: them money?
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  Speaker 2: Because you're the business. I'll write a check. No, I'll
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  Speaker 2: write a check for that. I would charge the fee.
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  Speaker 3: This is a great text. 97720, Joe's getting robbed telling
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  Speaker 3: people that LMAO. Go ahead, try.
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  Speaker 2: Me, bitch.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think my pants are so baggy? It's
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  Speaker 1: because I keep two guns on my ankles at all times.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, great. And they're super soakers. No, I keep that
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  Speaker 2: in my underwear. He's a super smoker. Jeez. That was funny.
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  Speaker 2: Just in case you want to mess around and get wet.
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  Speaker 2: That's the clip. Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Give me on that one.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I got you. Hear me out on this one.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. It's going to start off with that line. It's
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  Speaker 1: going to start off with me going, no, I keep
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  Speaker 1: that in my underwear. Then it starts at the beginning. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead and try me. I keep a gun on me. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: super soaker. And then it cuts to the very beginning. Therefore,
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  Speaker 1: it's rotating.
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  Speaker 2: I like that vision. Oh, he got it.
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  Speaker 1: Watch.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to edit it perfect. It's one of those
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  Speaker 2: subtle foreshadowing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: You could even start it with, I don't know, you
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  Speaker 2: tell me what you like more.
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  Speaker 1: We either started with that or should we started with the, ah, Joe,
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  Speaker 1: they say they're going to rob you.
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  Speaker 4: Hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Your call. Super soaker in my pants. Super soaker. They
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  Speaker 2: said they're going to rob you. Now you get the
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  Speaker 2: super soaker. You get the comment. So we'll do the
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  Speaker 2: super soaker. In the pants.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. But then, then it goes to the beginning of
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  Speaker 1: the video. The beginning I think should be the, they're
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  Speaker 1: going to rob you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then I go, ah, good luck robbing me. I got,
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  Speaker 2: baggy pants. I keep it on my ankles. I got
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  Speaker 2: baggy pants. And then she says the super soaker and
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  Speaker 2: then bang, I say that.
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