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Things that Must Go for April 9th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:02
  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, indeed, these are things that are bugging you, the
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: things that are just just it's like a It just
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  Speaker 2: makes you, makes you mad, It gets stuck in your
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  Speaker 2: craw and so you finally say to yourself, I am
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  Speaker 2: going to get rid of this. I'm gonna I'm gonna
• 0:24
  Speaker 2: get rid of this. It's a thing that must go.
• 0:26
  Speaker 2: So I'll send it to Radio from Hell and uh,
• 0:29
  Speaker 2: if they read it on the air, maybe I'll feel
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  Speaker 2: better and maybe maybe these things will disappear from my life.
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: It does happen from time to time. So send your
• 0:36
  Speaker 2: musk goes to Radio from Hell at X ninety six
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  Speaker 2: dot com. Put muscle on the subject line. I'll start today.
• 0:43
  Speaker 2: I got a couple of my own uh, the words so.
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: I've mentioned it before. People begin sentences with the words so,
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: usually in response to.
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  Speaker 3: A question.
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  Speaker 2: So so, and when I catch right, yeah, I catch
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: myself doing it occasionally, and I try. I've tried to
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  Speaker 2: get it and make it go for my life, but
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  Speaker 2: I just bugs me when I hear it. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know why. That's why I say k so okay, okay,
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  Speaker 2: so okay so uh And then finally this one will
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  Speaker 2: also mine.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 2: Elon Musk and Peter.
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  Speaker 3: Navarro, they're in this feud there.
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  Speaker 2: Uh. Peter Navarro is a trade counselor to Donald Trump.
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  Speaker 2: He's an economist. He's talking about how Elon Musk doesn't
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  Speaker 2: really build cars, he just assembles them parts from around
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  Speaker 2: the world. Elon Musk calls Navarro dumb as a bag
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  Speaker 2: of bricks and a moron. And but this is what
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  Speaker 2: must go.
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  Speaker 4: Go.
• 1:38
  Speaker 3: Caroline Levett, the.
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  Speaker 2: Spokesperson for Donald Trump, says, well, you know about said
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  Speaker 2: about this feud. Boys will be boys.
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  Speaker 3: Really, I didn't hear it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, boys will be boys and we'll just let their
• 1:51
  Speaker 2: public sparring continue. She really must go. Now, let's see
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: this one. Hello. Here's a quick list of things that
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  Speaker 2: must go. First, product play for tax services within my
• 2:02
  Speaker 2: payroll app. Oh, I have to use it. There's no
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: way not to see the ad and they know it. Second,
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  Speaker 2: the availability of toilet seat heights. Some are too high
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: and my feet don't touch the ground floor of or
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  Speaker 2: touch the floor. The others are too low. Please someone
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  Speaker 2: make one size standard. Next thing that must go. Employers
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  Speaker 2: who communicate through text show some professionalism and call me.
• 2:27
  Speaker 2: I hate texting back and forth. And finally, if you're
• 2:29
  Speaker 2: in a public space, please use headphones. I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to hear your YouTube, video, your podcast or song. Oh unless,
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: of course it's the radio from Hell Show podcast. Thanks
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  Speaker 2: for letting me listen. Hunter. This one says My things
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: that must go are getting a miting hankering for Thai
• 2:45
  Speaker 2: food like egg rolls and larb. Before recapping old episodes
• 2:49
  Speaker 2: of The White Lotus season three, Todd nougam rudely interrupting
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  Speaker 2: Bill Todd almost deserves a fruit smoothie from Timothy Ratliff
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  Speaker 2: for that behavior.
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  Speaker 3: It's the video.
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  Speaker 2: It's Timothy rat Lift the oh yeah, you know the
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  Speaker 2: dad the World Championship of Catan using a low reslolution
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  Speaker 2: camera to stream the match from Stuttgart. They do over
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  Speaker 2: thirty million dollars in revenue and they can afford a
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  Speaker 2: fancier camera. Why the hell do I have to watch
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  Speaker 2: a seven to twenty p getting t boned on my
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  Speaker 2: way home from work, my neck and back hurt. Gina
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  Speaker 2: not getting a tan at her visit to Rome, I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, okay, and waking up before seven am to
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  Speaker 2: my neighbor being raided by the FBI with a loud
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  Speaker 2: bang and a booming voice announcing people to come out
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  Speaker 2: with their hands up. Thanks for letting me listen, Tony.
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  Speaker 2: And finally this one, Nope, I'm not going to do
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  Speaker 2: that one next, Terry. Let's see this one from the
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  Speaker 2: foot of Mount Doom.
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  Speaker 5: There is a check that we get in the mail
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  Speaker 5: every once in a while, and on the bottom third
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  Speaker 5: of the folded letter, and the tear off perforation is
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  Speaker 5: right above the crease in the letter instead of on
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  Speaker 5: the crease, so you always have to tear off a
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  Speaker 5: tiny bit of the top of the check. So get
• 4:00
  Speaker 5: your perforations perforated. Let's see this one. Why are shoelaces
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  Speaker 5: so freaking long? Then you have to figure out how
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  Speaker 5: to creatively tie them to take up the slack, or.
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  Speaker 3: How to cut off the ends and not have them frame.
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  Speaker 5: This is a problem. It's just from Andy Rooney. There
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  Speaker 5: are different lengths of shoelaces. You have to buy the
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  Speaker 5: one that corresponds to your shoes.
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  Speaker 3: All right. Let's see this one from Ryan.
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  Speaker 5: Let's see the traffic reports that include the word versus
• 4:36
  Speaker 5: car versus bus.
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  Speaker 3: I do that it was an accident, not a boxing match.
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  Speaker 5: My job constantly recognizing us with small things like doughnuts
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  Speaker 5: or free lunch, but never increasing our pay. Let's see
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  Speaker 5: Trumpers who couldn't shut up about the inflation for prices
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  Speaker 5: for four years, but now its tariff's loom.
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  Speaker 3: It's all part of the plan. And lastly, I know
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  Speaker 3: it's a venting thing.
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  Speaker 5: But this, this is who you voted for after a
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  Speaker 5: bad Trump story.
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  Speaker 3: We who listen and love the show didn't vote for
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  Speaker 3: that clown.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yes, I'm speaking directly to you, Ryan.
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  Speaker 3: Learn to dis this one from Zane.
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  Speaker 5: When you get a drink from the vending machine and
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  Speaker 5: it doesn't drop off the drink, so.
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  Speaker 3: You've lost a dollar sixty.
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  Speaker 5: With everything that man has accomplished in his day and age,
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  Speaker 5: why is.
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  Speaker 3: This still a problem?
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  Speaker 5: You all mentioned new radio from hell coffee mug, but
• 5:36
  Speaker 5: sad face, I'm not local to Utah, so therefore I
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  Speaker 5: can't win. You can win one, but you got to
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  Speaker 5: come here to get it.
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  Speaker 3: All the way from Texas. We don't ship.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And speaking of coffee, when I make my coffee at
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  Speaker 5: work in the morning and I'm already too tired and
• 5:51
  Speaker 5: forgot how much creamer I put in my coffee, and
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  Speaker 5: if I don't put it enough.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't taste right.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Let's see say my name loud and proud.
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  Speaker 3: It's Jason.
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  Speaker 4: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: Jason.
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  Speaker 4: To the family who brought their kids four to six
• 6:03
  Speaker 4: years of age to the Minecraft movie Friday and Syracuse.
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  Speaker 3: And then just let them scream and run around the whole.
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  Speaker 4: Time, made absolutely no effort to control them or shush them.
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  Speaker 4: You must go. If you're too lazy to parent and
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  Speaker 4: control your kids in a theater, don't go. Good morning lords,
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  Speaker 4: please don't use my real name, call me kojak me
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  Speaker 4: and my wife's things that must go, or as follows.
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  Speaker 4: People who drive big trucks as their commuter vehicle. I
• 6:28
  Speaker 4: can understand if you're a contractor or a plumber, but
• 6:31
  Speaker 4: I know you're not, dude. I know you're not a
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  Speaker 4: cyclist that refused to follow laws when riding in the street,
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  Speaker 4: weaving in and out of traffic, running red lights, etc.
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  Speaker 4: And then they get mad at you when you call
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  Speaker 4: them out on it. And finally we've all said it.
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  Speaker 4: Can we have a line for just coffee and then
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  Speaker 4: a line for your forty five ingredient macha foam whatever latte.
• 6:52
  Speaker 4: Thanks for letting me complain and listen, and finally, this
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  Speaker 4: from JJ my thing that must go Gina's unfortunate descent
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  Speaker 4: into the seven courses of darkness. We persnicketty eaters, don't
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  Speaker 4: eat what we don't know. Just say no, Gina. We
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  Speaker 4: have bills and carries in our lives who heap servings
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  Speaker 4: of shame on us over our eating habits. Yet it's
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  Speaker 4: always been reassuring to know that Gina would understand. She
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  Speaker 4: certainly understands when we feign illness to get out of
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  Speaker 4: going to a restaurant which wouldn't have anything on the
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  Speaker 4: menu we'd like anyway.
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  Speaker 3: What's next?
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  Speaker 4: Pickle relish and fry sauce office pot looks she's a
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  Speaker 4: lettuce on tacos.
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  Speaker 3: You're betraying your people. You are for the good of
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  Speaker 3: all things Vanilla.
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  Speaker 4: Please remain seated, Gina, and roll your chair out of
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  Speaker 4: the darkness. Continue to be the standard bearer for us,
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  Speaker 4: finicky friends of the program.
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  Speaker 2: There you want to go to lunch of Texas Roadhouse, Gina, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: they got they got chicken fried steak.
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  Speaker 1: There things that must go on the radio