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Payton's Predictions: Friday vibes! · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: John Day and Rich Time for Paint's predictions for Horoscope, Peyton,
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  Speaker 1: what's the vibe today?
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna give you your Friday reality check. Also,
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  Speaker 2: if it's your birthday today, you are Gemini. You share
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  Speaker 2: a birthday with LaToya Jackson, Landria, JFK. Melby, Carmelo, Anthony
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  Speaker 2: jen Affleck, and Laverne Cox. Lots of birthdays today.
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  Speaker 1: Lots of birthdays very much. Uh eight seven seven nine
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  Speaker 1: three seven one oh four. So what do't you do, Gemini?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, so Gemini's today. You guys are out
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  Speaker 2: here giving a full multi paragraph press release to your
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  Speaker 2: friends explaining a completely harmssed text message that nobody took
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  Speaker 2: offense to. It is okay, stop over explaining your chaotic
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  Speaker 2: behavior and just let the conversation move on before you
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  Speaker 2: actually make things super awkward in your inner circle.
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Summer. What's your sign? I am an aries?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, So for my aries this morning, your little
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  Speaker 2: reality check for the day. You are going to spend
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  Speaker 2: your day aggressively clearing the air about a completely non
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  Speaker 2: existent office feud just because your coworker didn't say good
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  Speaker 2: morning to you in the hall. I promise you it
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  Speaker 2: is not a conspiracy theory against your character. They literally
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  Speaker 2: probably just haven't had their coffee yet. No reason to
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  Speaker 2: get your feelings hurt.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's pretty good because aries tend to swile off
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  Speaker 1: the handle a little fast. Thanks for listening. Good to you, Sonny. Yes, Hi,
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  Speaker 1: what's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Virgo? Oh my gosh, virgo. Okay, that was so fun.
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  Speaker 2: We had a summer and then a sonny like those
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  Speaker 2: are the vice? Okay? Anyway, virgo for you, Sunny and
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  Speaker 2: for you John Jay. Here guys' reality check for theday.
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  Speaker 2: You guys are going to call an emergency meeting to
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  Speaker 2: clear up a microscope, a microscopic like typo that you
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  Speaker 2: may have accidentally shared or may have accidentally done, a
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  Speaker 2: mistake that you made, and you are treating it like
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  Speaker 2: it was a federal corporate crime and you need to
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  Speaker 2: apologize to everyone. Nobody was judging your intelligence, so just
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  Speaker 2: please put the red pen away, stop marking everything up,
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  Speaker 2: and take a chill pill.
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  Speaker 1: Funny, Sonny, huh, Funny, have a great day. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 1: How about yeah, Rich, You.
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  Speaker 2: Are currently floating through your day trying to clear the
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  Speaker 2: air about a mistake that you made while completely dissociating yourself.
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  Speaker 2: So stop telling people that the energy was just off
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  Speaker 2: and just admit that you weren't locked into the conversation. No, man,
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  Speaker 2: sometimes the energy is just I know, yeah, Kyle. For
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  Speaker 2: you today, you are treating a basic routine background question
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  Speaker 2: from your boss like that it's this like full scale
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  Speaker 2: FBI interrogration on your personal life. Like, stop giving tight,
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  Speaker 2: defensive one word answers to people. They're literally just trying
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  Speaker 2: to help you finish your afternoon tasks. In my defense,
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  Speaker 2: I would actually not do that, but the stars are
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  Speaker 2: saying that you do. Okay, I will stop. I'm sorry, Leah,
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  Speaker 2: you are actively planning a massive public statement because somebody
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  Speaker 2: looked at her outfit today and didn't immediately give us
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  Speaker 2: a compliment. We were treating basic lack of attention like
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  Speaker 2: it's this full blown celebrity smear campaign. So we just
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  Speaker 2: need to truly scale back on the drama and the tears.
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  Speaker 1: All right, bring get tears signed. They're all posted on
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  Speaker 1: our website, Johntay and Rich dot com.