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10 - Big Brother, The Valley, RHOM, RHOA, RHOC, 90 Day HEA, and Backstreet Boys · Rather Be Rotting

0:09
SPEAKER_01: Welcome to Rather Be Rotting, where two sisters who should really be doing something more productive dissect all things reality, TV, and pop culture chaos, because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be rotting.
0:29
SPEAKER_01: Hello.
0:30
SPEAKER_01: Hi, Lil.
0:32
SPEAKER_01: What up?
0:34
SPEAKER_01: Last time we met, you know, on this pod, we were filled with hope.
0:39
SPEAKER_01: And the promise of a sweet reunion.
0:41
SPEAKER_01: We told a lie.
0:43
SPEAKER_01: We told lies.
0:44
SPEAKER_01: Some delicious Mexican food.
0:45
SPEAKER_01: We didn't tell a lie.
0:46
SPEAKER_01: We just...
0:48
SPEAKER_01: Our dreams were just dashed.
0:49
SPEAKER_01: We did not...
0:50
SPEAKER_01: We did not have a reunion.
0:51
SPEAKER_01: We did not have our Mexican food.
0:53
SPEAKER_01: I didn't get In-N-Out.
0:54
SPEAKER_01: I didn't get Bob's.
0:57
SPEAKER_01: And why is that?
0:59
SPEAKER_01: Because...
1:00
SPEAKER_01: Because of the storm.
1:02
SPEAKER_01: Because you're cursed.
1:03
SPEAKER_01: Let's just say it like it is.
1:05
SPEAKER_01: When it comes to travel via plane...
1:08
SPEAKER_01: Can't get a break.
1:10
SPEAKER_01: I think I am cursed.
1:12
SPEAKER_01: Like every time I'm flying anywhere, there's just some kind of horrific delay, plane trouble, medical emergency, cancellation.
1:21
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it could be worse.
1:23
SPEAKER_01: How?
1:25
SPEAKER_01: In terms of, you know, a plane curse.
1:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, listen, I have many a plane to still get on.
1:33
SPEAKER_01: I know, and I don't want things to get worse.
1:34
SPEAKER_01: Like, what's worse than all the stuff you've been through?
1:37
SPEAKER_01: The unthinkable.
1:38
SPEAKER_01: So we gotta figure out, like, what kind of crystals do you need?
1:40
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
1:41
SPEAKER_01: To take with you.
1:42
SPEAKER_01: Starting to feel like I should just, like, not fly.
1:46
SPEAKER_01: Can you get here by rail?
1:47
SPEAKER_01: I think you can.
1:48
SPEAKER_01: It'll just take me a week, but yeah.
1:50
SPEAKER_01: You can get to South Africa for business trips by boat.
1:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:55
SPEAKER_01: And Australia for work via boat as well.
1:58
SPEAKER_01: Just leave...
1:59
SPEAKER_01: You know, weeks in advance.
2:01
SPEAKER_01: A good month in advance.
2:02
SPEAKER_01: And it should be fine.
2:04
SPEAKER_01: All right.
2:05
SPEAKER_01: We have a plan.
2:05
SPEAKER_01: We have a plan to change your fate.
2:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
2:08
SPEAKER_01: It's very upsetting.
2:09
SPEAKER_01: Originally, I was to travel to Los Angeles for a work thing.
2:13
SPEAKER_01: That got canceled.
2:14
SPEAKER_01: And then I.
2:15
SPEAKER_01: That didn't stop us.
2:16
SPEAKER_01: I thought, you know what?
2:18
SPEAKER_01: I'm just going to go on my own dime because I had my hopes up.
2:23
SPEAKER_01: And so I booked flights.
2:26
SPEAKER_01: And those dreams were dashed.
2:29
SPEAKER_01: You had some good, peaceful hours at the airport, though.
2:31
SPEAKER_01: It was hellish.
2:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
2:35
SPEAKER_01: Apologies.
2:36
SPEAKER_01: It was very crowded because everybody's flights were being canceled, so there was nowhere to sit.
2:44
SPEAKER_01: Really?
2:44
SPEAKER_01: Really.
2:45
SPEAKER_01: So you were standing while you were waiting for those hours?
2:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, unless I wanted to walk miles away from my gate, which was challenging because I didn't know what was the latest.
2:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, even though they do send you the texts on your phone now.
2:58
SPEAKER_01: I mean, they do, but, like, not in a timely fashion.
3:00
SPEAKER_01: And I understand.
3:01
SPEAKER_01: Like, when this kind of crap is going on, you want to be there to see it.
3:04
SPEAKER_01: I want to be present.
3:05
SPEAKER_01: So, obviously, I walked away at times to sit down.
3:09
SPEAKER_01: But, like, yeah, I spent a fair amount of those hours standing and didn't get home till late.
3:15
SPEAKER_01: And, you know, it's super fun because my husband made all these plans because he thought I was going to be gone.
3:23
SPEAKER_01: So now I'm just alone.
3:25
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm sorry.
3:28
SPEAKER_01: It's tragic.
3:29
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's tragical.
3:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is.
3:33
SPEAKER_01: Speaking of, how are we going to get to the sphere?
3:36
SPEAKER_01: How are we going to get our asses to the sphere?
3:38
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
3:38
SPEAKER_01: Especially now that you can't travel via plane.
3:41
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, because like, how much are those tickets?
3:46
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I think the nosebleeds are like$500, and I can't sit there.
3:50
SPEAKER_01: So I feel like this is a doomed endeavor from the get-go.
3:53
SPEAKER_01: Do you think that ticket prices will go down?
3:57
SPEAKER_01: For the next couple weeks?
3:59
SPEAKER_01: Probably not, if I had to guess.
4:01
SPEAKER_01: They're just so damn good.
4:02
SPEAKER_01: Like, do you think that this would ever be the case for our new kids on the block who also have a residency?
4:07
SPEAKER_01: No.
4:07
SPEAKER_01: Well, we're not comparing apples to apples here.
4:12
SPEAKER_01: They're both boy bands.
4:13
SPEAKER_01: One is just, you know...
4:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, exactly.
4:17
SPEAKER_01: Tickets for new kids are never going to go for the same price.
4:20
SPEAKER_01: Backstreet Boys are elite.
4:22
SPEAKER_01: And anyone who doesn't understand needs to see them in concert, which you can't do now because it's too expensive.
4:28
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's worth it.
4:29
SPEAKER_01: It's worth every penny.
4:31
SPEAKER_01: I don't know why we're surprised.
4:33
SPEAKER_01: We lived through the Taylor Swift Heiress Tour debacle.
4:37
SPEAKER_01: But they're not Taylor Swift.
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SPEAKER_01: They are incredible.
4:40
SPEAKER_01: Right.
4:40
SPEAKER_01: So the fact that you still can obtain tickets for under$1,000 is the difference.
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SPEAKER_01: I think the problem is where it got around.
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SPEAKER_01: Because when we went to see them in concert a few years ago, we didn't know what to expect with these washed up oldies.
4:52
SPEAKER_01: In Irvine, California.
4:54
SPEAKER_01: In Irvine, California.
4:55
SPEAKER_01: Now we know...
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SPEAKER_01: How incredible they still are, you know, maybe even better.
5:01
SPEAKER_01: You know who we have to blame for this?
5:04
SPEAKER_01: TikTok.
5:05
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right, because everyone's seeing how great the show is.
5:07
SPEAKER_01: I'm seeing the show on TikTok.
5:09
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
5:10
SPEAKER_01: Here I am living in, you know, the olden times, like the early 2000s.
5:13
SPEAKER_01: Word got around.
5:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I've seen.
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SPEAKER_01: They're actually really good.
5:16
SPEAKER_01: I've seen the show already, actually.
5:18
SPEAKER_01: And you saw Taylor Swift before you saw Taylor Swift.
5:22
SPEAKER_01: No regrets there.
5:23
SPEAKER_01: You saw Katy Perry's show.
5:25
SPEAKER_01: No.
5:25
SPEAKER_01: And that's how I know we didn't need to spend money on it.
5:28
SPEAKER_01: But backstreet boys, what you're, are you liking what you're seeing on the talks?
5:32
SPEAKER_01: Yes, absolutely.
5:33
SPEAKER_01: I do feel at times that.
5:35
SPEAKER_01: What?
5:37
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
5:39
SPEAKER_01: Your tone can change.
5:40
SPEAKER_01: Say whatever you're going to say.
5:42
SPEAKER_01: I'm trying, but the way you're attacking me with that tone.
5:45
SPEAKER_01: I feel like you're going to say something negative.
5:47
SPEAKER_01: I don't understand what you could possibly say.
5:49
SPEAKER_01: That's negative about these once in a lifetime performers.
5:52
SPEAKER_01: It's not about them specifically.
5:54
SPEAKER_01: It's that at times, I feel as though the backgrounds and animations and graphics of the sphere overpower the performers because when the sphere is showing the animations and stuff, they're not showing the performers on any kind of big screen.
6:14
SPEAKER_01: So they just look like ants and it feels as though they're being overpowered.
6:21
SPEAKER_01: That seems like a really valid point, actually.
6:23
SPEAKER_01: So do you apologize for your tone?
6:25
SPEAKER_01: You just scared me because I just didn't, I thought you were going to like critique them and they give so much.
6:32
SPEAKER_01: I didn't say they didn't.
6:34
SPEAKER_01: And they, they, they're so old and yet they're still so good.
6:39
SPEAKER_01: They're not so old.
6:40
SPEAKER_01: They're like in their forties.
6:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but they still have all the moves.
6:45
SPEAKER_01: Like, you think Joey Fatone can do that?
6:47
SPEAKER_01: Lance Bastard was in the audience because he knows he can't be on a stage like that.
6:50
SPEAKER_01: I actually think they probably can.
6:51
SPEAKER_01: If you gave them a minute to get ready.
6:55
SPEAKER_01: Dude, I don't know.
6:55
SPEAKER_01: We'll never know.
6:56
SPEAKER_01: We'll never know.
6:57
SPEAKER_01: The point is, I think it would be a cool experience, but do I think it's the optimal experience?
7:03
SPEAKER_01: Maybe not.
7:05
SPEAKER_01: Maybe not worth 500.
7:06
SPEAKER_01: Definitely not.
7:07
SPEAKER_01: And a flight...
7:08
SPEAKER_01: that I'll probably never make it to Vegas.
7:11
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
7:11
SPEAKER_01: All right, we'll just chalk that up as another dream dashed.
7:16
SPEAKER_01: Speaking of concerts, this week we got a story that will probably hopefully go down in pop culture history thanks to one Chris Martin.
7:26
SPEAKER_01: You know what's so crazy?
7:27
SPEAKER_01: You know them.
7:29
SPEAKER_01: We should tell our listeners that one time we got Coldplay tickets for free and we were like, Neither of us are really big Coldplay fans.
7:37
SPEAKER_01: Like, they're fine.
7:38
SPEAKER_01: And we were just like, yeah, sure.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, we'll spend a night.
7:41
SPEAKER_01: And it was one of the best concerts we've ever been to.
7:45
SPEAKER_01: Who knew Coldplay had it in them?
7:46
SPEAKER_01: Who knew Backstreet Boys had it in them?
7:48
SPEAKER_01: It was fantastic.
7:49
SPEAKER_01: And my favorite thing of all time is Coldplay putting that couple on a Jumbotron to have the biggest Corpy, the Corpy scanned in a while.
8:00
SPEAKER_01: You can appreciate a Corp scanned.
8:02
SPEAKER_01: oh my god if that happened at my company i would be living so i feel like it would be you you're married and maybe one of your bosses no i'm your cat you're in the background leave it in she's upset because i'm not paying attention to her but the point is um i've actually lived through a corpse scanned once have i told you this care to share So I'm not going to give specifics of like what episode because obviously, actually, I never signed an NDA or anything, but whatever.
8:36
SPEAKER_01: I used to work for an agency and the CEO at the time was on an episode of Below Deck.
8:44
SPEAKER_01: with his then wife.
8:46
SPEAKER_01: And she got, I think it was below dark mid, I can't remember which one, but she got really, really drunk.
8:52
SPEAKER_01: And it was just like a terrible showing.
8:54
SPEAKER_01: And he was on the boat as well.
8:56
SPEAKER_01: And he sent an email out to the company following the airing of that episode, like apologizing for their behavior.
9:03
SPEAKER_01: And yeah, it was wild.
9:06
SPEAKER_01: It sounds like this guy is at the Coldplay concert is going to have an apology to give.
9:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I've seen a false statement.
9:13
SPEAKER_01: Yes, I saw that too.
9:14
SPEAKER_01: And I did think it was real for a moment.
9:16
SPEAKER_01: I'm actually surprised there hasn't been a statement.
9:19
SPEAKER_01: I did hear that the head of HR, who was the woman involved, has been wiped from the website.
9:26
SPEAKER_01: And I also heard that the CEO's wife has wiped him from her social media, changed her last name.
9:35
SPEAKER_01: And what really gets me about this whole thing is, like, if they just had acted normal on the Jumbotron...
9:41
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's been saying that.
9:42
SPEAKER_01: None...
9:42
SPEAKER_01: Nobody would care.
9:44
SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
9:46
SPEAKER_01: Anyone cheating would have done the same thing.
9:50
SPEAKER_01: You say...
9:51
SPEAKER_01: It's easy to say, but you would be so startled.
9:54
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah.
9:55
SPEAKER_01: You wouldn't have time to think it through.
9:56
SPEAKER_01: Like, oh, we should act normal.
9:57
SPEAKER_01: There's no time to strategize.
9:59
SPEAKER_01: It's like...
9:59
SPEAKER_01: No, they clearly...
10:00
SPEAKER_01: They clearly acted very quickly, so they didn't think about it at all.
10:05
SPEAKER_01: They couldn't.
10:06
SPEAKER_01: They couldn't.
10:07
SPEAKER_01: They had seconds to take action.
10:08
SPEAKER_01: They couldn't make an assessment.
10:10
SPEAKER_01: And I think anyone having an affair would have done the same thing in their position.
10:14
SPEAKER_01: They're not wrong.
10:15
SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying like they didn't have time to think like that.
10:18
SPEAKER_00: There's a few bits of like real life scandal that I just really enjoy.
10:23
SPEAKER_00: And it's when it's things like this, right?
10:26
SPEAKER_00: Because...
10:27
SPEAKER_00: Sure, his wife is
10:28
SPEAKER_01: probably hurt, but like in the grand scheme of things, it's not going to affect that many people in a serious way.
10:34
SPEAKER_01: It's just fun for us to enjoy.
10:35
SPEAKER_01: The other was like the college admission scandal.
10:39
SPEAKER_01: That didn't really like who cares, but it was just like so juicy to sit back and watch.
10:46
SPEAKER_01: And I think we were due for one.
10:47
SPEAKER_01: So I ultimately am really grateful to Coldplay because I didn't know how much I needed that.
10:52
SPEAKER_01: Do you think that this is going to be the end of Jumbotron kiss cams?
10:56
SPEAKER_01: God, I hope not.
10:57
SPEAKER_01: I hope not too.
10:57
SPEAKER_01: It's my life goal to get on one.
11:00
SPEAKER_01: If you don't want to be caught on a kiss cam with your illicit lover, then don't go to a concert with them.
11:06
SPEAKER_01: I will say that these two looked really happy together.
11:08
SPEAKER_01: And I love that she's not like 20 years old and he's like in his 60s.
11:12
SPEAKER_01: Like they seem well matched.
11:14
SPEAKER_01: The heart wants what it wants.
11:16
SPEAKER_01: I do feel bad for the wife.
11:17
SPEAKER_01: I do, but.
11:18
SPEAKER_01: Do you think they're going to stay?
11:20
SPEAKER_01: Do you think they're going to continue the relationship?
11:22
SPEAKER_01: I think these two crazy kids are going to make it.
11:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
11:25
SPEAKER_01: I do.
11:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
11:26
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, enough about that.
11:29
SPEAKER_01: Should we get into, I think we should start with Big Brother because I'm just really enjoying it.
11:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I watched the live feeds.
11:36
SPEAKER_01: So I had today off work and I watched the live feeds all day long.
11:39
SPEAKER_01: So product.
11:41
SPEAKER_01: So I know more than you at this point, probably.
11:44
SPEAKER_01: That's the thing when you watch the live feeds.
11:46
SPEAKER_01: It's like things get spoiled, but I actually don't mind.
11:48
SPEAKER_01: So my thoughts so far, I don't really know many people's names yet, to be honest.
11:52
SPEAKER_01: I don't know a damn one, except for my sweet, sweet Zay.
11:55
SPEAKER_01: May he rest.
11:56
SPEAKER_01: Ashley, I recall.
11:58
SPEAKER_01: Don't know that one.
11:59
SPEAKER_01: She's with the showers.
12:00
SPEAKER_01: Yes, the showers.
12:02
SPEAKER_01: Ashley and her showers.
12:04
SPEAKER_01: Jimmy, aka Prison Mike.
12:06
SPEAKER_01: Dude, who the fuck does Prison Mike think he is?
12:10
SPEAKER_01: Never not in a bandana.
12:12
SPEAKER_01: Prison Mike.
12:13
SPEAKER_01: I want to swipe that bandana off his head.
12:15
SPEAKER_01: You know what was funny is like Matt 2.0, which is what I'm calling him because it's like a similar jock type dude with black hair.
12:22
SPEAKER_01: Matt from last season, Crazy Eyes, who Angela attacked.
12:27
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah, they do kind of seem similar.
12:29
SPEAKER_01: So you're calling him Matt 2.0, the guy who was sobbing.
12:33
SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, yes, which was very odd.
12:35
SPEAKER_01: But he also has been sporting a bandana look and I'm just like not sure why this is occurring.
12:42
SPEAKER_01: You know what, honestly, all the fashions are bizarre.
12:45
SPEAKER_01: Rachel had like this mini hat perched atop her head.
12:48
SPEAKER_01: I did see that.
12:49
SPEAKER_01: I did see that.
12:49
SPEAKER_01: And then at another point, she walks in wearing a fedora and an oversized, but the The fedora was just perched atop.
12:57
SPEAKER_01: The blazer was oversized.
12:58
SPEAKER_01: She had these baggy pants, bare feet, walking around kind of like a homeless jazz musician or something.
13:05
SPEAKER_01: I didn't know what.
13:07
SPEAKER_01: I couldn't make heads or tails.
13:08
SPEAKER_01: Then there's the odd New York woman who wears sort of that British Russian slash British fur hat situation that's quite tall.
13:19
SPEAKER_01: I like her.
13:21
SPEAKER_01: She was the one who was twerking.
13:22
SPEAKER_01: She has a big ass.
13:24
SPEAKER_01: quite an unlikely twerk artist, I might say.
13:27
SPEAKER_01: I loved when the guy who was sobbing at Zay's departure, when he had to pick have-nots, and he wanted to pick the hot girl, but the odd, the crazy girl's hat, like, eyes, he's like, her puppy dog eyes.
13:38
SPEAKER_01: That was funny.
13:40
SPEAKER_01: I did think that was funny.
13:41
SPEAKER_01: That was so endearing.
13:42
SPEAKER_01: But, okay, why was this man sobbing when Zay left?
13:45
SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure.
13:46
SPEAKER_01: I was looking for Zay more than anyone, and I didn't even get teary-eyed.
13:49
SPEAKER_01: I'm honestly not sure.
13:50
SPEAKER_01: They had a secret showmance?
13:53
SPEAKER_01: I was really caught off guard by the sobbing.
13:55
SPEAKER_01: He's a have not.
13:56
SPEAKER_01: Maybe he's just hungry.
13:57
SPEAKER_01: I get really emotional when I'm hungry.
13:59
SPEAKER_01: Were you sad to see Zayco?
14:01
SPEAKER_01: He was the only one that I knew by name that I like.
14:03
SPEAKER_01: I was sad-ish.
14:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm just like not that attached to any of these people yet.
14:07
SPEAKER_01: So I just, you know, I can quickly adjust.
14:10
SPEAKER_01: He was probably one of the only two I was attached to.
14:14
SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure why.
14:15
SPEAKER_01: I'm not sure what's going on with Kelly.
14:18
SPEAKER_01: I was going to ask, what do you think about this woman?
14:20
SPEAKER_01: I love that she's like flown to all the states.
14:23
SPEAKER_01: She's very impressive outside of the house.
14:25
SPEAKER_01: Well, it appears everyone's very annoyed with her.
14:27
SPEAKER_01: And then they said she always says weird things.
14:29
SPEAKER_01: And then when they showed the montage, I was like, none of this is that weird.
14:33
SPEAKER_01: Same.
14:33
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, is this all you could find to show?
14:35
SPEAKER_01: Maybe if we knew the context, we would think it was weird.
14:38
SPEAKER_01: But I thought the same thing.
14:40
SPEAKER_01: Because what I've also heard, and this is even pre-watching the live feeds all day today, is the person who's really annoying is Keanu.
14:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
14:46
SPEAKER_01: Nobody can, apparently nobody can stand him.
14:49
SPEAKER_01: The girl with the hat, this furry hat girl was like, he's everywhere.
14:53
SPEAKER_01: Is her name Ava?
14:55
SPEAKER_01: No idea, but an A does sound right.
14:59
SPEAKER_01: It feels right.
14:59
SPEAKER_01: We could just call her A.
15:00
SPEAKER_01: Amy.
15:01
SPEAKER_01: Like pretty little liars.
15:02
SPEAKER_01: Amy, Ava.
15:04
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't matter.
15:04
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't matter.
15:05
SPEAKER_01: We'll get it.
15:06
SPEAKER_01: There's also a lovely woman with sort of dreads.
15:10
SPEAKER_01: Couldn't tell you her name.
15:11
SPEAKER_01: I couldn't even begin to think of it.
15:13
SPEAKER_01: I think that one starts with an M.
15:15
SPEAKER_01: Is it Mickey?
15:17
SPEAKER_01: Because I feel like somebody on the live feed today was talking about Mickey and I was like, who on earth is Mickey?
15:24
SPEAKER_01: I think she is.
15:25
SPEAKER_01: I think she's Mickey.
15:26
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
15:27
SPEAKER_01: Did you hear when Julie was asking the producer during the eviction, is it five to one?
15:35
SPEAKER_01: Is it five to one?
15:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
15:38
SPEAKER_01: Did you hear that?
15:39
SPEAKER_01: Of course I did.
15:41
SPEAKER_01: Of course I did.
15:43
SPEAKER_01: And it was just like, It was everything to me because you know how I feel about Julie Chen and the fact that it's proven she cannot pay attention enough to count what's happening right at this moment.
15:54
SPEAKER_01: I know, it's her only job.
15:57
SPEAKER_01: She doesn't watch one second of this show.
15:59
SPEAKER_01: She can't even bother to pay attention during the eviction.
16:02
SPEAKER_01: I will say that I have worked in live television before and I have had talent.
16:08
SPEAKER_01: just spurred to me like this.
16:11
SPEAKER_01: So I kind of like, it felt familiar to me, but I mean, this is national.
16:19
SPEAKER_01: That was like local news.
16:21
SPEAKER_01: You could be in Julie Chen's ear saying, no, it's four to two.
16:24
SPEAKER_01: You idiot.
16:25
SPEAKER_01: Dummy.
16:26
SPEAKER_01: I gotta say, I mean, really the only villain so far is Prison Mike.
16:33
SPEAKER_01: Keanu may be annoying, but Prison Mike and the fact that the lumberjack man who's way too skinny to be a lumberjack, didn't have the balls to put this guy up who thinks he's running the show.
16:45
SPEAKER_01: No, I think they're together.
16:46
SPEAKER_01: I think they're working together.
16:48
SPEAKER_01: No, I think they are too, but Prison Mike thinks he's running the show.
16:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:53
SPEAKER_01: He's straight up said, I can tell him what to do.
16:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, do you want a spoiler?
16:58
SPEAKER_01: No.
16:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
17:00
SPEAKER_01: God, no.
17:01
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
17:03
SPEAKER_01: And Vince...
17:04
SPEAKER_01: lumberjack was saying like the last episode before this eviction one was saying like i think why should put him you know how they always do that they make you yes fake out something bold and then they don't fake out so vince is a baby he needs to get some balls prison mike we need to take prison mike down he needs to go back to prison and eat his gruel sandwiches do you love when i sent you that comparison had you already thought of it i hadn't watched the episode yet but surely i would have it was just immediately the only thing i could think of Yeah, I mean, that's what he is.
17:34
SPEAKER_01: It looks...
17:35
SPEAKER_01: What are they doing?
17:36
SPEAKER_01: What is the other guy doing?
17:37
SPEAKER_01: Why are they doing this?
17:38
SPEAKER_01: I'm honestly not sure.
17:39
SPEAKER_01: Overall, I'm loving the cast.
17:42
SPEAKER_01: I don't know their names, and I'm not that attached, but I'm enjoying the drama going on.
17:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I like it.
17:48
SPEAKER_01: And then there was another moment from...
17:51
SPEAKER_01: I don't remember which episode it was this week because there's so many, but the...
17:56
SPEAKER_01: What's...
17:57
SPEAKER_01: Gosh, what are they calling him?
17:58
SPEAKER_01: The instigator?
18:00
SPEAKER_01: The...
18:01
SPEAKER_01: troublemaker the spooky man oh my god he was standing over them while they were sleeping that was so spooky what is it i cannot watch the show at night what is his name what are they calling it i don't know he looks like satan he has like a red mask it's like satan mixed with jigsaw from the saw franchise i didn't know that this was dark it's like it's like jigsaw mixed with darth maul from star wars the stuff of nightmares and i thought he was scary before but to see him just lurk over the house can you imagine if you woke up to that spooky no it's truly one of the most terrifying things i've ever seen truly i just oh man so we'll see what happens with that i think so i know he hadn't caught the mastermind perhaps the mastermind And then did you see when the cowboy was like, I'm not the accomplice, okay?
18:56
SPEAKER_01: I'm just not.
18:57
SPEAKER_01: I missed that.
18:59
SPEAKER_01: Oh man, I think he's fallen off the bull a couple too many times.
19:04
SPEAKER_01: The one thing I thought was interesting about Riley the cowboy is he's removed his cowboy hat and he has like a really luscious head of hair.
19:10
SPEAKER_01: I was surprised.
19:12
SPEAKER_01: He did.
19:12
SPEAKER_01: He's got some curls.
19:15
SPEAKER_00: Separately, do you have any other thoughts on Big Brother?
19:17
SPEAKER_00: I finished all of Too Much.
19:21
SPEAKER_01: No way, how was it?
19:22
SPEAKER_01: On Netflix.
19:22
SPEAKER_01: I have watched Zero.
19:24
SPEAKER_01: I liked it.
19:25
SPEAKER_01: That's it?
19:27
SPEAKER_01: I was entertained, for sure.
19:28
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so I'll check it out.
19:30
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
19:31
SPEAKER_01: When I can.
19:32
SPEAKER_01: I'm very busy, but.
19:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh, sure.
19:35
SPEAKER_01: So I've been watching Batch and Pair.
19:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh, God.
19:38
SPEAKER_01: As you know, the Goldens have arrived, and Lil, it is marvelous.
19:44
SPEAKER_01: Is it?
19:44
SPEAKER_01: To have these Goldens, like.
19:46
SPEAKER_01: i highly recommend and jesse the host even said like when the goldens arrived no one expects anyone to cross any lines and then do you know who april is she was on gary's season she's a golden not even a little bit she was the golden that was like fun and kind of sexy and she's like unless you want to she's already kissed two guys she's already kissed remember jack he was like the guy who was like having fun like um grilling like he had an accent nope Oh, Jesus.
20:13
SPEAKER_01: This is going to be tough.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
20:17
SPEAKER_01: So this one golden has already kissed someone.
20:19
SPEAKER_01: She's flirted with Captain Kim.
20:21
SPEAKER_01: You've got to remember him.
20:22
SPEAKER_01: He's the one who's saying, like, we are the mansion men.
20:26
SPEAKER_01: She's flirted with him.
20:27
SPEAKER_01: Remember Kathy?
20:29
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
20:30
SPEAKER_01: Caitlyn Jenner.
20:32
SPEAKER_01: I don't think we can say that.
20:34
SPEAKER_01: Why?
20:34
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
20:35
SPEAKER_01: She looks like Caitlyn Jenner.
20:37
SPEAKER_01: Well, she's gotten glow up.
20:39
SPEAKER_01: She's gotten fake eyelashes that I do think look really good.
20:41
SPEAKER_01: Maybe some cheek filler that I also think looks good.
20:44
SPEAKER_01: She got a private date with Keith, who was like a girl dad.
20:48
SPEAKER_01: You probably don't remember him.
20:50
SPEAKER_01: Next week, she's going to be taking a body shot off somebody.
20:53
SPEAKER_01: Her first shot ever.
20:54
SPEAKER_01: She's never taken a shot.
20:56
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
20:57
SPEAKER_01: It's really good.
20:59
SPEAKER_01: And then this one, this one younger guy was saying goodnight to April, the sexy one.
21:06
SPEAKER_01: She's like the Samantha.
21:07
SPEAKER_01: And she's like, room 203, just in case you're wondering.
21:12
SPEAKER_00: Are any of the elder women going for younger men?
21:15
SPEAKER_01: Well, so this elder said that to a young'un, like room 203.
21:20
SPEAKER_01: And so the young guy was like, what?
21:21
SPEAKER_01: Like, oh my God, that's crazy, right?
21:23
SPEAKER_01: So now this young'un doesn't have any prospects and the women have control.
21:28
SPEAKER_01: So all of a sudden the episode ended with him thinking like, wait, Was she serious?
21:33
SPEAKER_01: Because now he wants to use her to get a rose.
21:36
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know, I don't have much to do tomorrow, so perhaps I'll dabble.
21:40
SPEAKER_01: If you want to skip the first episode or wait until, just start when the goldens come, that's fine.
21:46
SPEAKER_01: But honestly, like, I was even, I didn't think it was bad.
21:49
SPEAKER_01: It's okay.
21:51
SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, I think it's very interesting.
21:54
SPEAKER_01: And I quit The Bachelor, we know.
21:56
SPEAKER_01: So, like, all the bachelory things I don't like.
21:59
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, we're done with that.
22:01
SPEAKER_01: But this is really something.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: There's one guy offering everyone Viagra.
22:07
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's very thoughtful.
22:10
SPEAKER_01: It is.
22:12
SPEAKER_01: So, yeah, I would recommend that.
22:14
SPEAKER_01: Otherwise, we can move on over to Bravo where there's a bunch going on.
22:17
SPEAKER_01: Did you see the Ladies of London?
22:19
SPEAKER_01: No.
22:20
SPEAKER_01: Trailer?
22:21
SPEAKER_01: I didn't.
22:22
SPEAKER_01: Dorinda's going to be on it.
22:26
SPEAKER_01: Just like a cameo, I think.
22:28
SPEAKER_01: I still am not clear on why they're doing Ladies of London and the Real Housewives of London.
22:32
SPEAKER_01: No.
22:33
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm talking about Real Housewives of London.
22:37
SPEAKER_01: That's what I saw the trailer for.
22:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
22:38
SPEAKER_01: And Dorinda's going to make an appearance, but I still don't know how we can watch it.
22:43
SPEAKER_01: It still says, hey, you.
22:45
SPEAKER_01: So we can't.
22:46
SPEAKER_01: No.
22:48
SPEAKER_01: Great.
22:49
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, moving on.
22:50
SPEAKER_01: What you got?
22:52
SPEAKER_01: Well, what's really fresh is I just watched Orange County today.
22:56
SPEAKER_01: It was the last thing I watched before I sat in this chair just minutes ago.
23:02
SPEAKER_01: We got the return of Gretchen who looks...
23:05
SPEAKER_01: I've been hearing this a lot that it looks like she was dipped in formaldehyde and I have to agree.
23:09
SPEAKER_01: She does.
23:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:11
SPEAKER_01: She certainly does.
23:13
SPEAKER_01: But no plastic surgery.
23:14
SPEAKER_01: I don't buy that.
23:16
SPEAKER_01: I do.
23:16
SPEAKER_01: I mean, filler and Botox can do a lot if you use them in certain ways.
23:22
SPEAKER_01: Sure.
23:22
SPEAKER_01: We also got Slade, and he has never looked better.
23:25
SPEAKER_01: I finally feel home.
23:27
SPEAKER_01: Last week, remember, I did not feel home with this franchise.
23:29
SPEAKER_01: Once I saw Gretchen and Slade walk up, I felt home.
23:35
SPEAKER_01: I could do without Slade for the rest of my life.
23:39
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's just how I feel.
23:40
SPEAKER_01: That's just my opinion.
23:41
SPEAKER_01: What was the coochie machine that they were on?
23:43
SPEAKER_01: What was that?
23:44
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it's called, but it's meant to break up all the lactic acid in your muscles, I guess.
23:49
SPEAKER_01: But it's like, if you haven't worked out recently, does it count?
23:52
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm assuming when they straddled it in that fashion, it was to get the inner thighs.
23:57
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
23:58
SPEAKER_01: I had to guess.
24:00
SPEAKER_01: My overall thoughts here are like, I'm just not sure what Katie's strategy is at all.
24:10
SPEAKER_01: Like, she just keeps pissing everybody off because she's...
24:14
SPEAKER_01: Does she have a strategy?
24:15
SPEAKER_01: I think it's just N.A.
24:17
SPEAKER_01: Not applicable.
24:19
SPEAKER_01: It appears as though she's attempting to do things, but they're just all the wrong things.
24:25
SPEAKER_01: You know what's weird is her demeanor is so calm and collected.
24:29
SPEAKER_01: It's like hard to believe that she's the villain, you know?
24:33
SPEAKER_01: But she clearly is.
24:36
SPEAKER_01: you know what she does that is so funny she's giving Ramona just apologizing left and right like immediately after she does something yeah and it's always the sorry but yeah yeah she's classic and I don't know I've just I've never seen a villain come off so quietly yeah it's just like I'm not really sure I don't know her you you need to tell me about her like has she been this bad was she this bad last season she was exactly the same just like doing weird things that were very confusing moves, you know?
25:10
SPEAKER_01: Like, there was a thing with Heather and Terry.
25:15
SPEAKER_01: They had staged paparazzi pictures in Disneyland.
25:17
SPEAKER_01: Like, of course they did.
25:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I did hear about that.
25:20
SPEAKER_01: But Katie, like, brought it up and was saying that she had proof that it was staged.
25:26
SPEAKER_01: And she talked to some random guy who confirmed it.
25:28
SPEAKER_01: Just, like, things that were, like, irrelevant.
25:31
SPEAKER_01: And it was, like, clear she was just trying to, like...
25:34
SPEAKER_01: make a moment happen and it just pissed everybody off.
25:38
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, she's doing exactly that again.
25:40
SPEAKER_01: You'd think she would have learned.
25:41
SPEAKER_01: I mean, somebody has to make drama.
25:45
SPEAKER_01: We don't need her to do this kind of drama.
25:48
SPEAKER_01: Can she get involved with things that are actually happening within the group versus trying to make fetch happen?
25:53
SPEAKER_01: And she's just so low energy.
25:55
SPEAKER_01: Like make your moves in a more energetic fashion.
25:59
SPEAKER_01: I just like, can't be bothered to care about this nanny business.
26:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:03
SPEAKER_01: I don't know why we're still talking about Alexis Bellino.
26:06
SPEAKER_01: It was such a flop last season.
26:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the hot fight between Gretchen and Tamara.
26:10
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to be fighting over something that happened online five years ago.
26:15
SPEAKER_01: I'll be fighting over who's taking too long of a shower.
26:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's all Gretchen has.
26:20
SPEAKER_01: That's the thing about bringing Gretchen and Alexis back is like all that they had is what happened last time they were here.
26:27
SPEAKER_01: And it was so long ago that it's like, I don't know if this is the best move.
26:33
SPEAKER_01: Unfortunately.
26:33
SPEAKER_01: So you're saying that you think bringing Gretchen back isn't the best move?
26:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:41
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it's the first episode.
26:43
SPEAKER_01: I think we need to give her more than one episode.
26:45
SPEAKER_01: But it does happen.
26:46
SPEAKER_01: Like you said with Alexis with Jill coming back to New York.
26:49
SPEAKER_01: That didn't work.
26:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
26:52
SPEAKER_01: So it does make me nervous.
26:56
SPEAKER_01: I'm still happy to watch.
26:58
SPEAKER_01: Orange County is one of my favorite franchises.
27:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
27:01
SPEAKER_01: It's funny, like, so far these two episodes have really done nothing for me, but the first nine seasons, amazing.
27:08
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
27:09
SPEAKER_01: You know what I think that we're missing?
27:11
SPEAKER_01: Vicky?
27:13
SPEAKER_01: I have not watched a season without Vicky, and this is my first one, and it's so not right.
27:20
SPEAKER_01: It's an adjustment when she first left, for sure.
27:23
SPEAKER_01: She's everything to me.
27:24
SPEAKER_01: Is she a trumper?
27:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh, definitely.
27:26
SPEAKER_01: I'll think about it.
27:28
SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
27:30
SPEAKER_01: It's...
27:31
SPEAKER_01: Moving, shifting quickly to Miami, is Larsa a Trumper?
27:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm sure she is.
27:35
SPEAKER_01: Did you see her watching that video when she was at the dinner with Lisa and Lisa went to the bathroom?
27:41
SPEAKER_01: No, what was the video?
27:42
SPEAKER_01: It was just some video of Trump talking.
27:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm sure she is.
27:46
SPEAKER_01: I think there's actually only a couple of the Miami Housewives that are not.
27:50
SPEAKER_01: Marisol?
27:51
SPEAKER_01: Don't tell me.
27:52
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to know.
27:53
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
27:54
UNKNOWN: Okay.
27:54
SPEAKER_01: Sorry, did you have any other thoughts about Orange County?
27:56
SPEAKER_01: This episode didn't do much for me.
27:58
SPEAKER_01: Bring back Vicky.
27:59
SPEAKER_01: I miss you, Vicky Gumbelson.
28:00
SPEAKER_01: No, we can actually just move right over to Miami.
28:02
SPEAKER_01: Great.
28:03
SPEAKER_01: We picked up.
28:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh, go ahead.
28:05
SPEAKER_01: What I love so much about that franchise is, like,
28:08
SPEAKER_00: we're throwing a narcissist party.
28:10
SPEAKER_01: But it's also a goddess party because they were all dressed as goddesses.
28:16
SPEAKER_01: So what is the connection?
28:17
SPEAKER_01: Is there, like, a goddess narcissism?
28:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Narcissa.
28:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
28:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I missed that part.
28:22
SPEAKER_01: Like a Greek god and something.
28:24
SPEAKER_01: But I think Lisa getting all the flags is correct.
28:27
SPEAKER_01: Like, she would get my flags for all of those things, too.
28:31
SPEAKER_01: But how is this constructive?
28:33
SPEAKER_01: The man that you called a scammer last episode.
28:35
SPEAKER_01: It's not.
28:35
SPEAKER_01: He's running this whole thing.
28:36
SPEAKER_01: It's not constructive.
28:37
SPEAKER_01: And he's telling them to pick who the worst of each category is.
28:41
SPEAKER_01: It's not constructive because he's a scammer.
28:44
SPEAKER_01: He has no dignity.
28:45
SPEAKER_01: And he's like, you can get these girls in check.
28:48
SPEAKER_01: Duh.
28:49
SPEAKER_01: Duh.
28:50
SPEAKER_01: They all looked beautiful in their gowns, though.
28:52
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they did.
28:53
SPEAKER_01: I loved it.
28:54
SPEAKER_01: I love how they're just always messy.
28:56
SPEAKER_01: And I really love the way they stir shit up equally, all of them.
29:01
SPEAKER_01: But I was, like, so excited for the new girl, Stephanie.
29:05
SPEAKER_01: And then because she caused waves with Lisa when she was two hours late and then immediately proceeded to apologize.
29:12
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, why are you sorry?
29:13
SPEAKER_01: She deserved that.
29:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think she probably felt bad because...
29:18
SPEAKER_01: I'm not really sure why, actually.
29:20
SPEAKER_01: You shouldn't have.
29:21
SPEAKER_01: No, I agree.
29:22
SPEAKER_01: But we'll see how that progresses throughout the season.
29:24
SPEAKER_01: Because it's not the last time that Lisa will be late.
29:28
SPEAKER_01: Did you see it?
29:29
SPEAKER_01: I loved when Gertie was mediating Lisa and Lars' fight from a throne.
29:34
SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't know.
29:35
SPEAKER_01: 20 yards away, just like interjecting and repeating what they were saying, like the hype woman.
29:39
SPEAKER_01: And which one of them was like, we don't need a mediator.
29:41
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, but she didn't care.
29:44
SPEAKER_01: She was going to stay there anyway and just repeat everything they said.
29:47
SPEAKER_01: I really, I liked that.
29:49
SPEAKER_01: Gertie's going to do Gertie always.
29:50
SPEAKER_01: Who do you think is the better friend, Lisa or Larsa?
29:54
SPEAKER_01: Neither.
29:55
SPEAKER_01: They're both terrible.
29:57
SPEAKER_01: I loved when...
29:58
SPEAKER_01: Was it Lisa?
29:59
SPEAKER_01: No, Larsa said...
30:01
SPEAKER_01: I miss being friends with Lisa.
30:03
SPEAKER_01: We always took the best pictures together.
30:05
SPEAKER_01: That's them in a nutshell.
30:07
SPEAKER_01: It's like they're just selfie-taking airheads.
30:11
SPEAKER_01: I know some people like that here in LA.
30:14
SPEAKER_01: It's like they want to be friends with who can take the best pictures with them.
30:18
SPEAKER_01: What else do we got?
30:19
SPEAKER_01: I think Clarissa kind of looks like Tori Spelling.
30:20
SPEAKER_01: Is that crazy?
30:21
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
30:23
SPEAKER_01: She gives Tori Spelling and Rachel Riley for Big Brother.
30:26
SPEAKER_01: I think you are on drugs.
30:29
SPEAKER_01: I see both.
30:30
SPEAKER_01: I think she gives I think she gives Lammy or Lamb Chop Google Lamb Chop Google Lamb Chop the dog toy why do you know what a dog toy is I don't know I can't explain it oh why did you know what this was I'm not entirely sure but like am I wrong No.
30:59
SPEAKER_01: This is also like Huda from Love Island.
31:03
SPEAKER_01: And Larsa.
31:04
SPEAKER_01: You know who Huda is, even though you don't watch.
31:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
31:06
SPEAKER_01: Me too.
31:08
SPEAKER_01: I gotta get one of these from Pep, but it's kind of cannibalism.
31:11
SPEAKER_01: No, it's a lamb chop.
31:12
SPEAKER_01: It's a lamb.
31:13
SPEAKER_01: It's fine.
31:13
SPEAKER_01: There was one show that we were watching that a dog was dragging around another dog chew toy.
31:19
SPEAKER_01: It must have been Orange County.
31:21
SPEAKER_01: That is cannibalism.
31:22
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, back to Miami.
31:26
SPEAKER_01: I liked that machine that Lisa was doing that It's like 2,000 squats.
31:31
SPEAKER_01: I wish I had money.
31:32
SPEAKER_01: To just lay there and just do 2,000 squats on your ass.
31:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I do.
31:36
SPEAKER_01: It made me want to go buy a lottery ticket.
31:38
SPEAKER_01: I keep saying to my husband, we used to buy lottery tickets like once a week when we lived in LA and we haven't since we moved.
31:43
SPEAKER_01: How's that worked out for you?
31:45
SPEAKER_01: People win, okay?
31:47
SPEAKER_01: Our odds are the same as everybody else's.
31:49
SPEAKER_01: Oh, but also...
31:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, go ahead.
31:51
SPEAKER_01: If we do win the lottery one day, we can take this thing full force.
31:54
SPEAKER_01: We can unanonymize it and...
31:57
SPEAKER_01: Really put some money behind it.
31:59
SPEAKER_01: Sell some flat tummy tea.
32:01
SPEAKER_01: Hell yeah.
32:02
SPEAKER_01: I can't wait.
32:04
SPEAKER_01: Some quince.
32:07
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
32:07
SPEAKER_01: I would love to sell some quince because I tried to pay for something from them and it never came.
32:11
SPEAKER_01: So maybe if.
32:12
SPEAKER_01: You should try again because I ordered some stuff and it did show up.
32:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, good to know.
32:16
SPEAKER_01: Did you have to pay full price?
32:18
SPEAKER_01: I mean, yeah, but it appears their supply chain has worked itself out.
32:25
SPEAKER_01: Um, my only other note really is that Stephanie having, um, dating a man who was two years younger than her dad, like I, and they seem happy together and they get along.
32:36
SPEAKER_01: And I just don't know why I get so much hate when I have a crush on a man in his sixties.
32:40
SPEAKER_01: I was going to say it's very you.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: She is very me.
32:43
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I am not dating a man two years younger than my dad, but I would let the record show.
32:48
SPEAKER_01: I would.
32:48
SPEAKER_01: The only difference between you and her is I don't really think you want to hustle with All hours of the day.
32:55
SPEAKER_01: When would you rot?
32:56
SPEAKER_01: No, I do need my rot time.
32:58
SPEAKER_01: She's like Vicki Gumbelson in her work ethic.
33:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like, let's not...
33:02
SPEAKER_01: At least that's what she presents.
33:04
SPEAKER_01: Like, let's not make any bones about it.
33:07
SPEAKER_01: Like, you and I are ambitious women.
33:08
SPEAKER_01: We've worked hard for our careers.
33:10
SPEAKER_01: All that is true.
33:11
SPEAKER_01: But if we did not have to, we would not.
33:14
SPEAKER_01: No, we did what we had to do.
33:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
33:16
SPEAKER_01: Would I rather be just doing this pod for fun and putting a lot of money behind it and not going to a regular job?
33:22
SPEAKER_01: Obviously.
33:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
33:24
SPEAKER_01: Maybe someday.
33:25
SPEAKER_01: Maybe someday.
33:26
SPEAKER_01: If we could ever figure out our audio problems.
33:31
SPEAKER_01: My husband said to me the other day after I listened to last week's, he goes, your guys' audio has been bad the last few weeks.
33:37
SPEAKER_01: And I was like, yeah, I was like, I know that.
33:41
SPEAKER_01: Did you tell him I spent like three hours trying to fix it once and it was still bad?
33:46
SPEAKER_01: We're trying our breast, okay?
33:48
SPEAKER_01: We don't know what we're doing and we never claim to.
33:51
SPEAKER_01: This is just a silly little hobby for us to chit chat.
33:53
SPEAKER_01: I know, but we're trying.
33:55
SPEAKER_01: We're trying our breast.
33:57
SPEAKER_01: That's where in the Bravosphere we had the Atlanta reunion part one.
34:00
SPEAKER_01: That was giving like deflated balloon to me honestly that whole hour the one thing that I really took away from it is how flawless Portia looked especially in comparison to everybody else was she your favorite look yeah something Portia's always my favorite I just think she's so beautiful but like something about the way her makeup was done was like way better than everybody else's like it looked way better on camera everybody else looked shiny as hell I kind of agree, but in terms of dresses, I also liked Kelly's.
34:31
SPEAKER_01: It was like this gold sculptry thing that was kind of just like a shelf for her boob to sit on.
34:37
SPEAKER_01: I also thought that Angela's was very flattering.
34:40
SPEAKER_01: What'd you think of Phaedra's headpiece?
34:44
SPEAKER_01: You know, if anyone but Phaedra were wearing it, I would have said no, but she deserves to wear that.
34:52
SPEAKER_01: What about you?
34:53
SPEAKER_01: She can do no wrong to me.
34:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's kind of how I feel.
34:56
SPEAKER_01: I thought Drew looked like Big Bird.
35:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and I honestly can't even remember that much of what they talked about at this point.
35:05
SPEAKER_01: I mean, honestly, like, it wasn't a lot that I remember.
35:09
SPEAKER_01: I know Drew apologized to Portia.
35:12
SPEAKER_01: No, vice versa.
35:15
SPEAKER_01: Portia apologized to Drew.
35:17
SPEAKER_01: You had that backwards.
35:19
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it was Portia apologizing to Drew.
35:22
SPEAKER_01: I know.
35:24
SPEAKER_01: But I have like a controversial question.
35:25
SPEAKER_01: Was Portia's return a flop?
35:28
SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
35:28
SPEAKER_01: Because like with this apology, she was quick to stay out of confrontations and apologies pretty much all season.
35:37
SPEAKER_01: Like she didn't really give me anything other than looks.
35:41
SPEAKER_01: I mean, she did give us the moment of saying she could just sleep with Charles.
35:46
SPEAKER_01: That was not on camera.
35:48
SPEAKER_01: Or when she thought Angela wasn't listening to her, I guess.
35:52
SPEAKER_01: So the only moment she gave us was a hearsay moment that Angela overheard.
35:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, she did admit it.
35:57
SPEAKER_01: That's what comes to your mind.
36:00
SPEAKER_01: I think that answers our question.
36:02
SPEAKER_01: I think that she needs to pick it up next season or she's got to go again.
36:05
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
36:06
SPEAKER_01: She's beautiful.
36:07
SPEAKER_01: I like her, but I guess you're right.
36:12
SPEAKER_01: Why did she and Dennis break up?
36:13
SPEAKER_01: Those two crazy kids really seem like they should have been able to make it work.
36:16
SPEAKER_01: I know.
36:17
SPEAKER_01: I'm honestly not sure.
36:19
SPEAKER_01: I also love to hear Phaedra talking like a lawyer.
36:22
SPEAKER_01: I've never heard that from her before.
36:24
SPEAKER_01: I loved it.
36:25
SPEAKER_01: As much as I love listening to her talk about what kind of coffin you should get.
36:30
SPEAKER_01: She contains multitudes.
36:31
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, love her.
36:32
SPEAKER_01: And she's a sun goddess.
36:34
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
36:35
SPEAKER_01: At this reunion, at least.
36:36
SPEAKER_01: Otherwise, I mean, that was like...
36:38
SPEAKER_01: A waste of an hour?
36:39
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
36:40
SPEAKER_01: Now I know why it's only two episodes.
36:43
SPEAKER_01: It's never a good sign when a Real Housewives reunion is only two episodes.
36:47
SPEAKER_01: Well, you know...
36:48
SPEAKER_01: The problem is that Brit's not there.
36:50
SPEAKER_01: I know.
36:51
SPEAKER_01: The main part of 99% of drama isn't there.
36:55
SPEAKER_01: So, I mean, I bet the producers were like scrambling to make something out of this.
37:02
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you're probably right.
37:03
SPEAKER_01: They had nothing to work with probably during that taping.
37:05
SPEAKER_01: That's probably the quickest reunion that ever happened.
37:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
37:09
SPEAKER_01: Anyway, hopefully episode two gives us something.
37:13
SPEAKER_01: What is giving me things still, and we had some big news this week about it, is The Valley.
37:19
SPEAKER_01: You got your wish.
37:19
SPEAKER_01: You got your way.
37:20
SPEAKER_01: Ding dong.
37:21
SPEAKER_01: The witch is dead.
37:22
SPEAKER_01: And I just can't believe that Bravo made him or I guess allowed him to say he was leaving on his own terms.
37:29
SPEAKER_01: We all know he was fired.
37:30
SPEAKER_01: That's how Bravo does it.
37:33
SPEAKER_01: They let every housewife say that they're leaving on their own terms.
37:37
SPEAKER_01: They're going to let Jack say he's leaving on his own terms.
37:40
SPEAKER_01: That's what he gets for saying my show yet again.
37:43
SPEAKER_01: I mean, obviously we feel different ways about this.
37:46
SPEAKER_01: You're happy.
37:47
SPEAKER_01: I'm disappointed.
37:50
SPEAKER_01: I'm thrilled.
37:50
SPEAKER_01: I know.
37:52
SPEAKER_01: But I like his drama.
37:54
SPEAKER_01: I like what he brings.
37:56
SPEAKER_01: And I know that I'm bad and I'm wrong.
37:58
SPEAKER_01: That's a very controversial opinion that you should probably keep to yourself.
38:03
SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's edit it out.
38:04
SPEAKER_01: I'm not editing that out.
38:06
SPEAKER_01: I'll edit this half.
38:07
SPEAKER_01: I'll trade you halves.
38:09
SPEAKER_01: That's staying in.
38:10
SPEAKER_01: I haven't been shy about the fact that I think the drama that he brings is good.
38:15
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
38:16
SPEAKER_01: I like to watch...
38:19
SPEAKER_01: Train wrecks.
38:20
SPEAKER_01: That's what we do, and that's what we signed up for with Vanderpump Rules.
38:23
SPEAKER_01: And yes, I know there's a kid involved, and that makes it sad, but the kid still has Brittany.
38:28
SPEAKER_01: The problem is, you're right, but it's crossed a line at this point.
38:33
SPEAKER_01: I know.
38:33
SPEAKER_01: According to everyone but me.
38:36
SPEAKER_01: What did you think of Jason and Janet getting their rings tattooed?
38:40
SPEAKER_01: I have a thought.
38:40
SPEAKER_01: Dude, mark my words.
38:43
SPEAKER_01: They will divorce, and it might not be tomorrow.
38:46
SPEAKER_01: It might not be next year.
38:47
SPEAKER_01: It might not even be in this decade.
38:50
SPEAKER_01: They will divorce.
38:51
SPEAKER_01: A thousand percent.
38:53
SPEAKER_01: What's your thought?
38:53
SPEAKER_01: That and he's absolutely guilty.
38:56
SPEAKER_01: Of cheating?
38:58
SPEAKER_01: Of at least taking his ring off in public.
39:00
SPEAKER_01: He just had a baby.
39:01
SPEAKER_01: No man who's innocent or even did that in an innocent fashion needs to then go make up for it by getting the ring
39:09
SPEAKER_00: tattooed.
39:10
SPEAKER_00: Like it was such overkill that like clearly...
39:14
SPEAKER_01: And I felt bad because like I thought that like, oh, they're going to get divorced at some point.
39:19
SPEAKER_01: And then she goes into like all the trolling comments that she got up saying that he's too good for her.
39:23
SPEAKER_01: First of all, he is.
39:27
SPEAKER_01: He is.
39:28
SPEAKER_01: Second of all.
39:29
SPEAKER_01: She's bringing him down.
39:29
SPEAKER_01: If you are getting all of these comments saying that you're a monster, maybe you should look in the mirror and like be less of one.
39:39
SPEAKER_01: Has that ever occurred to her?
39:41
SPEAKER_01: But at the same time, again, and this is like the same thing with Jax, if she wasn't a monster, would we have a show?
39:47
SPEAKER_01: We need these people to misbehave.
39:49
SPEAKER_01: We need that.
39:50
SPEAKER_01: But I like the ebbs and flows.
39:52
SPEAKER_01: You know, like when we were watching old school Vanderpump, it's like Kristen and Stassi would hate each other and then they'd be back together and then they would hate each other and they'd be back together and it's like keeping you on your toes.
40:01
SPEAKER_01: But she's just like steadily terrible.
40:04
SPEAKER_01: I think that they've all been steadily terrible.
40:07
SPEAKER_01: Kristen was always terrible throughout Vanderpump.
40:09
SPEAKER_01: Even if she was friends with Stassi, she was telling her manager to suck a dick.
40:14
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but that was funny.
40:15
SPEAKER_01: That was funny.
40:17
SPEAKER_01: Even if she had made up with Lisa, she was still cheating on Tom Sandoval.
40:21
SPEAKER_01: That was also funny.
40:22
SPEAKER_01: Like, Janet's not...
40:23
SPEAKER_01: She's accusing people of sexual assault for things that she wasn't even there for.
40:27
SPEAKER_01: Like...
40:28
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
40:29
SPEAKER_01: We need some more light-hearted drama, I feel.
40:33
SPEAKER_01: I think because they're older, you know, in their early 20s, it's fun.
40:37
SPEAKER_01: And like you said, now there's a kid involved.
40:39
SPEAKER_01: Janet has a kid.
40:40
SPEAKER_01: And Danny, who's being accused of sexual assault, has kids.
40:43
SPEAKER_01: Three under three, now four under four.
40:45
SPEAKER_01: I think you're right.
40:47
SPEAKER_01: Like, the stakes are too high for them to be acting like this.
40:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
40:52
SPEAKER_01: So maybe the answer is...
40:53
SPEAKER_01: Vanderpump rules.
40:55
SPEAKER_01: Watching a whole new crop.
40:56
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's what we're getting at.
40:59
SPEAKER_01: The only problem is, that was lightning in a bottle.
41:02
SPEAKER_01: Because these kids now, whoever they pick, they're going to know exactly what they're signing up for.
41:07
SPEAKER_01: Not necessarily because you don't watch Southern Hospitality.
41:11
SPEAKER_01: I do not.
41:12
SPEAKER_01: But it's really good.
41:16
SPEAKER_01: Even though these kids are self-aware now?
41:19
SPEAKER_01: They're not.
41:19
SPEAKER_01: They're in their early 20s.
41:21
SPEAKER_01: Let's be real.
41:22
SPEAKER_01: They're still not.
41:23
SPEAKER_01: Self-aware.
41:23
SPEAKER_01: So we're hoping that their stupidity and not fully formed brains make up for the fact that now, because Vanderpump, we had it all.
41:30
SPEAKER_01: They were dumb.
41:31
SPEAKER_01: They were drunk.
41:32
SPEAKER_01: They were young.
41:33
SPEAKER_01: And they had no idea.
41:36
SPEAKER_01: Like, reality TV was not what it is now.
41:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think we're really relying on the lack of a developed frontal lobe here.
41:43
SPEAKER_01: We can only hope.
41:45
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
41:46
SPEAKER_01: What did you think about the$1.1 billion home that Mia and Danny looked at?
41:50
SPEAKER_01: I thought that was a good deal.
41:52
SPEAKER_01: Did you say 1.1 billion?
41:54
SPEAKER_01: 1.1 million?
41:55
SPEAKER_01: It sounded like a B there, and I was like, girl.
41:58
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, if that's what I said, it's obviously not what I meant.
42:01
SPEAKER_01: What was upsetting to me is that that house is smaller than their condo, square footage-wise.
42:05
SPEAKER_01: That's true.
42:07
SPEAKER_01: I wonder if it's smaller than my condo.
42:09
SPEAKER_01: Probably.
42:11
SPEAKER_01: It has a yard.
42:13
SPEAKER_01: Because it only had the one bathroom.
42:14
SPEAKER_01: That was the problem, I think.
42:16
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that explains it.
42:17
SPEAKER_01: Because I was going to say, I thought 1.1 million was a good deal, but...
42:20
SPEAKER_01: I wanted...
42:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh, they said Sherman Oaks.
42:24
SPEAKER_01: Because then you said, just 20 minutes away, we could have a big house.
42:27
SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
42:28
SPEAKER_01: Pina Clarita is 30 minutes from Sherman Oaks.
42:31
SPEAKER_00: On a good day.
42:32
SPEAKER_00: On a good day with no traffic.
42:33
SPEAKER_01: And that's already being in Sherman Oaks, which is, like, not a good starting point.
42:37
SPEAKER_01: Like, if you want to go anywhere cool...
42:39
SPEAKER_01: you know what i also thought is like if their budget is 1.1 they could also probably afford something in burbank maybe not like the nicest house ever but like a house interesting i've never really thought about burbank they clearly want a big nice house which is toluca lake or like you know they're just right A little bit.
43:01
SPEAKER_01: Santa Clarita is such a jump.
43:03
SPEAKER_01: Well, that's, but you're right.
43:04
SPEAKER_01: That's why they want like a two story.
43:06
SPEAKER_01: Like, yeah.
43:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:08
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:09
SPEAKER_01: Not her beach house, her Porter ranch house.
43:11
SPEAKER_01: Right.
43:12
SPEAKER_01: Because they could settle for a small, modest house in Burbank or Toluca Lake for that budget, but they clearly want something massive.
43:21
SPEAKER_01: So question for you, because obviously like, I don't want children.
43:25
SPEAKER_01: So to me, sacrificing my, a walkable trending neighborhood for more square footage is never something i would do i'd rather die but you do want a family so if you had to choose between like a big spacious house big backyard pool but like in santa clarita is that what you would do or would you choose like the 1.1 million dollar house that's a little cramped to be you know closer to the action well Clearly they have already kind of like made this decision that you're asking.
44:01
SPEAKER_01: Hence why we're here in New Jersey and a decently sized two story house that, We're renting.
44:08
SPEAKER_01: But it's New Jersey.
44:09
SPEAKER_00: But it's New Jersey.
44:10
SPEAKER_00: And I got to say, you know, as the days go by, I question my choices in a very, very significant
44:17
SPEAKER_01: way.
44:17
SPEAKER_01: I'm not going to lie to you.
44:19
SPEAKER_01: It's not been an easy adjustment.
44:21
SPEAKER_01: And your town is actually like not as bad as Santa Clarita, in my opinion.
44:26
SPEAKER_01: No, it's better.
44:27
SPEAKER_01: It's a quick train to New York.
44:30
SPEAKER_01: It's got cute downtowns, it's got charm.
44:33
SPEAKER_01: But the problem, I'm finding the problem is when you live somewhere that you really enjoy and you kind of like put roots down and you have a community and all that is great, but obviously there are trade-offs.
44:49
SPEAKER_01: It's like you get to the next place and you get the house that you wanted and all the space, but you're like on an island a little bit.
44:57
SPEAKER_01: And so...
44:59
SPEAKER_01: At this moment, my answer is like, no, it's definitely not worth it, but I don't have kids yet.
45:05
SPEAKER_01: So I'm hoping that once I do, I feel differently, like this choice was worth it.
45:10
SPEAKER_01: And I think they've already moved to Santa Clarita.
45:12
SPEAKER_01: So I hope that they also feel that it's worth it.
45:14
SPEAKER_01: Because I do feel like they could feel like an island.
45:17
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
45:17
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
45:19
SPEAKER_01: And like one of the many conversations that my husband and I had about this decision was like, if we had stayed where you are, it would have been like an apartment apartment.
45:29
SPEAKER_01: forever and is that what we wanted for our kids probably not but now you know I think to myself maybe it wouldn't have been so bad I think that you'll change your mind when you do have a kid and you find community with other moms yeah I hope so but the thing is with Danny and Nia like they all their friends are also moms that just like have more money I guess so they all have houses in the stew and in North Hollywood I don't know but I think that like they're gonna make new friends also like Or they probably already have in Santa Clarita.
46:00
SPEAKER_01: I'm sure people in Santa Clarita would love to be friends with them.
46:03
SPEAKER_01: They're the only celebrities or D-list celebrities living in Santa Clarita.
46:07
SPEAKER_00: For sure.
46:08
SPEAKER_00: And they will be frequenters of
46:11
SPEAKER_01: Magic Mountain.
46:11
SPEAKER_01: I have no doubt.
46:13
SPEAKER_01: I was just going to say that.
46:14
SPEAKER_01: I can see some passes.
46:15
SPEAKER_01: Listen, Magic Mountain is hella fun.
46:17
SPEAKER_01: Okay?
46:18
SPEAKER_01: I think I'm too old for it.
46:20
SPEAKER_01: It's really fun.
46:22
SPEAKER_01: Um...
46:23
SPEAKER_01: Did you, I thought, okay, so Nia also wants to spend money on getting her boobs done.
46:27
SPEAKER_01: I thought her boobs looked good.
46:29
SPEAKER_01: I thought so too.
46:30
SPEAKER_01: I was like, girl, imagine if she woke up with mine.
46:34
SPEAKER_01: She'd be horrified.
46:35
SPEAKER_01: You haven't even had kids yet.
46:37
SPEAKER_01: She's had three kids and her kids look like that?
46:39
SPEAKER_01: Like, that's crazy.
46:40
SPEAKER_01: Yikes.
46:41
SPEAKER_01: I bet that before she had kids, because they really showed them.
46:44
SPEAKER_01: Like, all they did was blur out.
46:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we saw her full boobs.
46:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, everything.
46:49
SPEAKER_01: I thought they looked great.
46:51
SPEAKER_01: I would be happy with those tomorrow.
46:53
SPEAKER_01: Mine are already saggier than that.
46:55
SPEAKER_01: But I think it's because mine are just like so big, the gravity.
46:58
SPEAKER_01: They're just like...
46:59
SPEAKER_01: Nothing gravity could do to save me.
47:01
SPEAKER_01: But like, I think she prior to having kids must have had small, incredibly high sitting boobs that have just flattened out a little bit.
47:11
SPEAKER_01: Kind of like me.
47:13
SPEAKER_01: I'm not trying to brag, but.
47:14
SPEAKER_01: So I imagine that's probably what yours would look like if you had breastfed three kids.
47:18
SPEAKER_01: Which honestly is not bad.
47:20
SPEAKER_01: No, it's really not.
47:21
SPEAKER_01: I would take it.
47:22
SPEAKER_01: She doesn't know how I could be.
47:25
SPEAKER_01: She started off in a good spot.
47:27
SPEAKER_01: No offense to you, but you're starting off in a not so desirable position.
47:32
SPEAKER_01: Listen, make no mistake.
47:34
SPEAKER_01: We already have a savings account going for post-kids fixing my titties.
47:40
SPEAKER_01: Are you going to do just titties or are you going to do full mommy makeover?
47:43
SPEAKER_01: We'll see how much money is saved up.
47:45
SPEAKER_01: Because I also am not above paying out of pocket for Ozempic.
47:49
SPEAKER_01: I know, but like, even if you do Ozempic, you're still going to have all that stretched skin.
47:54
SPEAKER_01: We're going to see once I am in the, in the need of this, we'll see what I can do about preventing stretch marks and such.
48:03
SPEAKER_01: What about vaginal rejuvenation?
48:05
SPEAKER_01: That's unnecessary.
48:06
SPEAKER_01: I'm married.
48:06
SPEAKER_01: It's easy for you to say that now, but let's see what happens because I've heard that they like tear it, but I guess they sew it back up.
48:14
SPEAKER_01: They sew it back up.
48:15
SPEAKER_01: I'm not worried about that.
48:16
SPEAKER_01: That's like the least of my concerns.
48:18
SPEAKER_01: Is that the least of your husband's concerns?
48:21
SPEAKER_01: Probably.
48:21
SPEAKER_01: It's really the belly and the boobs that worry me the most at this time.
48:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
48:26
SPEAKER_01: And both can be fixed, you know?
48:28
SPEAKER_01: Like, every time I start to worry about it, I just, we can fix it.
48:31
SPEAKER_01: Luckily, you make a lot of money.
48:33
SPEAKER_01: You know, not enough to buy a house in Studio City.
48:40
SPEAKER_01: I'm no better than, I'm no better than Mia and Daniel.
48:44
SPEAKER_01: I thought it was interesting that Jesse took out a$300,000 loan for what exactly?
48:49
SPEAKER_01: They didn't say.
48:50
SPEAKER_01: Unclear.
48:51
SPEAKER_01: Otherwise, you know, Jax is still Jaxing.
48:55
SPEAKER_01: He's a monster.
48:57
SPEAKER_01: A monster that I will miss.
48:58
SPEAKER_01: His meeting with Brittany, I feel like when she was like, how many Danics are you on?
49:02
SPEAKER_01: I'm like, none.
49:03
SPEAKER_01: The cameraman are there.
49:04
SPEAKER_01: Like if the cameraman wasn't there, he would have been screaming at her.
49:09
SPEAKER_01: throwing shit around the house but because he's being filmed of course he's gonna be calm that's his form of xanax and you know i had an ex who was not nearly on jackson's level but i see a lot of similarities and it's just maybe this is why i can't stand to see him on my tv anymore is because he's crossed into a territory that i'm too familiar with and it's like he got he has to go I know exactly how you feel because this morning my boyfriend and I were watching a home renovation show and they were putting tile in the shower and it was very triggering to me so I can understand how you would be equally triggered.
49:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
49:50
SPEAKER_01: Do you want to give our listeners an update speaking of tiling?
49:53
SPEAKER_01: It's the same thing, right?
49:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it is.
49:57
SPEAKER_01: It's done.
49:57
SPEAKER_01: Now it's like the fun part where like buying the rugs and the towels and shit.
50:02
SPEAKER_01: Yay, congrats.
50:04
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
50:04
SPEAKER_01: Thank you very much.
50:05
SPEAKER_01: It looks beautiful.
50:07
SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't know.
50:08
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I saw it on FaceTime, but...
50:11
SPEAKER_01: You were supposed to be, like, using it right now, but alas.
50:14
SPEAKER_01: Alas, I am not.
50:15
SPEAKER_01: Also, for anyone who doesn't know, like, my sense of humor, I was kidding.
50:21
SPEAKER_01: Obviously, me watching design shows and being triggered is nothing like her being triggered by verbal abuse.
50:27
SPEAKER_01: We know.
50:28
SPEAKER_01: We know.
50:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, we know, but I don't know.
50:29
SPEAKER_01: What if somebody, like, listens that we don't know but doesn't know us?
50:34
SPEAKER_01: That would be funny to me.
50:35
SPEAKER_01: That would be a dream if someone listened that didn't know us.
50:38
SPEAKER_01: I know.
50:38
SPEAKER_01: If we just like randomly found our way to somebody.
50:40
SPEAKER_01: If there was an extra listener.
50:44
SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
50:45
SPEAKER_01: So amazing.
50:47
SPEAKER_01: Hi mom.
50:47
SPEAKER_01: Okay so our last bit is happily ever after.
50:51
SPEAKER_01: What a slog.
50:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah actually it is.
50:55
SPEAKER_01: I'm just like I just like never need Lauren and Alexi on my TV ever again.
51:01
SPEAKER_01: I've seen enough of them.
51:04
SPEAKER_01: Because it's too much.
51:05
SPEAKER_01: They've been on too many seasons of everything.
51:07
SPEAKER_01: I'm done with them.
51:09
SPEAKER_01: I'm super done with them.
51:10
SPEAKER_01: I'll keep Libby and Andre for now.
51:13
SPEAKER_01: They have been on just as many seasons, if not more.
51:16
SPEAKER_01: Like they have a more dynamic family situation, but it seems as if they're not using that.
51:22
SPEAKER_00: What did make me really laugh is when libby looked at or andre looked at libby and said they are jealous for us moved to moldova i was like oh my god
51:31
SPEAKER_01: nobody
51:32
SPEAKER_00: is jealous
51:33
SPEAKER_01: even her face was like get real You know what?
51:36
SPEAKER_01: I have a question about this explosive housewarming party that six of the cast members were at.
51:41
SPEAKER_01: It seemed as if it were these six cast members and one random woman who was, like, losing her mind.
51:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
51:47
SPEAKER_01: And when everyone was watching this random party guest, like, lose her mind, they all looked at her as if they did not know her and they were just mouth agape.
51:55
SPEAKER_01: Like, no one was like, oh, my friend, let me comfort you.
51:57
SPEAKER_01: It was like they were all couldn't believe what they were seeing.
51:59
SPEAKER_01: Like, this woman came in off the street.
52:01
SPEAKER_01: Well, she's Lauren's friend.
52:04
SPEAKER_01: Allegedly.
52:05
SPEAKER_01: But Lauren had the same look as everyone else.
52:07
SPEAKER_01: Like, I've never seen this woman, but she's crazy.
52:10
SPEAKER_01: She really didn't stick up for her friend very well.
52:12
SPEAKER_01: No, I honestly forgot who she was connected to for most of it.
52:17
SPEAKER_01: We got Tiger Lily, who I've never seen before.
52:19
SPEAKER_01: How is this woman so rich?
52:21
SPEAKER_01: I think from her divorce settlement from her last husband.
52:25
SPEAKER_01: Was he rich?
52:26
SPEAKER_01: Uh-huh.
52:27
SPEAKER_01: But we never, like, got to see him or meet him or anything.
52:30
SPEAKER_01: Because she bought two$12,000 toilets.
52:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
52:35
SPEAKER_01: No, there's money.
52:37
SPEAKER_01: What did you think of Tiger Liliana?
52:39
SPEAKER_01: You know, it's too early to form an opinion for sure, but I'm confused.
52:43
SPEAKER_01: Like, did they...
52:45
SPEAKER_01: They got married a day after they met?
52:47
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
52:48
SPEAKER_01: How is that possible?
52:49
SPEAKER_01: She landed in...
52:50
SPEAKER_01: Well, met in person.
52:51
SPEAKER_01: They obviously had been talking online.
52:54
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
52:56
SPEAKER_01: So she landed in Jordan and the next day they got married.
52:58
SPEAKER_01: Why is that?
52:59
SPEAKER_01: Because of his religion?
53:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because they wanted to do it.
53:01
SPEAKER_01: And they couldn't until they got married?
53:04
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
53:04
SPEAKER_01: But then...
53:05
SPEAKER_01: They have a kid.
53:07
SPEAKER_01: So...
53:08
SPEAKER_01: What's the timeline here?
53:10
SPEAKER_01: When did you watch them get married?
53:12
SPEAKER_01: It was all pretty quick because they got married and then she had to go back to the US and then she scheduled a bang trip when she was ovulating a few months later which was successful even though she's 41.
53:23
SPEAKER_01: And then she came back to the US and...
53:27
SPEAKER_01: She's 41?
53:30
SPEAKER_01: Holy shit.
53:30
SPEAKER_01: She looks really good.
53:32
SPEAKER_01: She has two other kids but we never see them.
53:34
SPEAKER_01: Just like Jasmine's children.
53:36
SPEAKER_01: Yes, just like
53:37
SPEAKER_00: that.
53:39
SPEAKER_00: So yeah, I think it takes quite a bit of hubris to get to a new country and then decide right away, I'm going to drive this Lambo
53:49
SPEAKER_01: in a country I've never driven in before.
53:51
SPEAKER_01: How is she rich enough to have two$12,000 toilets and a Lambo?
53:56
SPEAKER_01: I was hoping he got in an accident just to like, teach him a lesson knock him down a peg yeah he and prison mike from big brother need to go on an island and just be like humbled no i hate adnan like i know i feel about prison mike i hate him he's horrible he's a horrible person what has he done other than what have you not what don't you get about it like that behavior this man that behavior alone should be telling enough he wants to drive a cool car he's a man Men like to drive cool cars.
54:27
SPEAKER_01: It's not about that.
54:28
SPEAKER_01: It's that, God forbid, he's being driven around by a woman.
54:32
SPEAKER_01: A lowly woman.
54:33
SPEAKER_01: That's what it's about for him.
54:35
SPEAKER_01: I mean, are you a good driver?
54:37
SPEAKER_01: Am I a good driver?
54:39
SPEAKER_01: No, but I would never let a foreigner who just landed after a 20-hour flight, never driven on these streets before, be like, go.
54:50
SPEAKER_01: I'm still a better driver than him.
54:56
SPEAKER_01: In that moment.
54:57
SPEAKER_01: So you're saying that that action sums him up?
55:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
55:02
SPEAKER_01: Alright, well I need more to make a proper decision.
55:05
SPEAKER_01: You'll get more.
55:05
SPEAKER_01: Can't wait.
55:07
SPEAKER_01: Kara and Guillermo went peach picking and he wants to eat her peach and she's still really upset and I thought to myself, just do it.
55:14
SPEAKER_01: Maybe that'll help.
55:15
SPEAKER_01: The pilot and the pop star.
55:17
SPEAKER_01: Just two crazy kids with their own separate dreams.
55:19
SPEAKER_01: You know, they're dreamers.
55:21
SPEAKER_01: Do you think that he just doesn't like her music because it's not his vibe?
55:25
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, but I didn't know that she was a singer.
55:27
SPEAKER_01: That was news to me as well.
55:29
SPEAKER_01: That was news to me.
55:30
SPEAKER_01: And it's like, here he is chasing his dreams of being a pilot.
55:33
SPEAKER_01: She has her own dreams.
55:36
SPEAKER_01: You know, I didn't know that.
55:37
SPEAKER_01: But at least she's doing real estate.
55:41
SPEAKER_01: She's making money.
55:42
SPEAKER_01: Like, he comes to her and goes, I'm going to join the Air Force.
55:45
SPEAKER_01: It's like, what are you talking about?
55:47
SPEAKER_01: Wait, is that what he said?
55:48
SPEAKER_01: I thought he just wanted to be a pilot.
55:50
SPEAKER_01: He said, if I join the Air Force, they'll trade me how to be a pilot.
55:53
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
55:53
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're a mess.
55:56
SPEAKER_01: I feel horrible for them.
55:57
SPEAKER_01: It's hard to...
55:58
SPEAKER_01: That's hard for me to watch.
56:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's really tough.
56:01
SPEAKER_01: Because it's, like, the realest thing.
56:03
SPEAKER_01: And the fact that he said he didn't know if he loved her in therapy is not something you can really easily recover from.
56:09
SPEAKER_01: And he probably didn't even mean it when he said it.
56:10
SPEAKER_01: I don't think he meant it.
56:12
SPEAKER_01: But it doesn't matter.
56:13
SPEAKER_01: Because, like, the damage is done.
56:14
SPEAKER_01: And I think she knows he didn't mean that, but...
56:17
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
56:18
SPEAKER_01: He's just so young.
56:20
SPEAKER_01: He was just so young when they got married.
56:23
SPEAKER_01: What more could he want than this beautiful woman and this beautiful baby?
56:26
SPEAKER_01: He's not like Juan who's missing the cruise life.
56:30
SPEAKER_01: But then why can't he just figure out what he wants to do and stick to it for a minute?
56:36
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
56:36
SPEAKER_01: There's clearly still something in him that is restless or something.
56:41
SPEAKER_01: Unserious.
56:42
SPEAKER_01: I think they need to go back to therapy.
56:44
SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, probably.
56:45
SPEAKER_01: Because she is a beautiful angel, and the fact that he's making her cry upsets me.
56:50
SPEAKER_01: Me too.
56:51
SPEAKER_01: Darcy and Stacey, I got nothing.
56:53
SPEAKER_01: Truly, I got nothing.
56:54
SPEAKER_01: So, to quote my boyfriend who once had to name a positive quality about you, I got nothing.
57:03
SPEAKER_01: Why do you have to remind me of a dark night?
57:05
SPEAKER_01: A dark time.
57:06
SPEAKER_01: I think Florian...
57:12
SPEAKER_01: Good to see him again with those teeth.
57:14
SPEAKER_01: And I think Georgie hates her guts.
57:17
SPEAKER_01: And that's how I feel about that.
57:19
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because I love how he wore a bunch of diamonds, but not his wedding ring.
57:22
SPEAKER_01: Couldn't be bothered to remember
57:23
SPEAKER_00: that.
57:24
SPEAKER_00: And gets to the party, doesn't even say hi to his wife.
57:27
SPEAKER_00: Like, he hates her.
57:29
SPEAKER_01: Just like Charles Oakley hates Angela.
57:31
SPEAKER_01: We're going to see him next week.
57:33
SPEAKER_01: I can't wait.
57:34
SPEAKER_01: I know.
57:34
SPEAKER_01: That'll be good.
57:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, whatever.
57:38
SPEAKER_01: Darcy and Stacey are the same as always.
57:41
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, we could talk about their crazy faces or their big boobs, but I mean, I feel like that's tired.
57:46
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
57:47
SPEAKER_01: So we could move on to Gino and Jasmine.
57:51
SPEAKER_01: God.
57:51
SPEAKER_01: Talk about a woman, someone who hates someone else.
57:54
SPEAKER_01: This woman that Gino's with hates him.
57:58
SPEAKER_01: Well, she clearly only wants to be on TV, and when she realized he was still married and Jasmine didn't know what was going on, she was like, oh, so this is for nothing and I'm going to see my way out.
58:07
SPEAKER_01: She knew he was married.
58:08
SPEAKER_01: I guess.
58:11
SPEAKER_01: She knew it all.
58:12
SPEAKER_01: This is all for dramatic.
58:13
SPEAKER_01: She wanted to be on TV.
58:14
SPEAKER_01: She got to be.
58:15
SPEAKER_01: But once they started kissing and I was eating dinner.
58:20
SPEAKER_01: First mistake.
58:21
SPEAKER_01: I was eating dinner.
58:22
SPEAKER_01: I have never been so disgusted as I was when I watched him kiss.
58:26
SPEAKER_01: He might be the worst kisser I've ever seen in my entire life.
58:29
SPEAKER_01: No, he's so gross.
58:30
SPEAKER_01: He's so, it's like disgusting.
58:32
SPEAKER_01: And famously, I do think Carrie Bradshaw slash Sarah Jessica Parker is not a good kisser.
58:38
SPEAKER_01: Really?
58:38
SPEAKER_01: Because I think it's Mr.
58:40
SPEAKER_01: Big.
58:40
SPEAKER_01: No, it's her because I watch him just like that.
58:43
SPEAKER_01: And she kisses Aiden and she opens her mouth so wide.
58:47
SPEAKER_01: She's like trying to swallow his mouth.
58:49
SPEAKER_01: Like, and that's what she did with Big.
58:51
SPEAKER_01: That's what she's always done.
58:53
SPEAKER_01: And that's what she did with the Russian.
58:55
SPEAKER_01: Like, Carrie Bradshaw slash SJP is not a good kisser.
58:58
SPEAKER_01: But Gino has to be the worst.
59:02
SPEAKER_01: The main thing that I took away from them for this episode was actually in the coming scenes for next episode.
59:10
SPEAKER_01: When they show Jasmine in some kind of inflatable contraption with a mask on her face, crying about how much she misses Gino.
59:19
SPEAKER_01: All you can see is her from the neck up and she's in some thing.
59:23
SPEAKER_01: Yes! Yes! She's like wrapped up.
59:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
59:27
SPEAKER_01: What was that?
59:28
SPEAKER_01: Crying.
59:28
SPEAKER_01: Oh my God.
59:29
SPEAKER_01: It was so funny.
59:31
SPEAKER_01: If I knew how to make memes, I would make so many memes of that.
59:34
SPEAKER_01: It was really, really good.
59:35
SPEAKER_01: I hope this gets to Matt Sharp and I would like him to hear me loud and clear when I say I never want to see these two people on my TV ever again as long as I live.
59:44
SPEAKER_01: Well, you already hold power because you got Jax kicked off the Valley.
59:49
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so I'm putting this in the universe in hopes that my powers will continue.
59:52
SPEAKER_01: Who would you rather watch in the 90 day universe?
59:55
SPEAKER_01: Gina and Jasmine or Angela and Michael?
59:58
SPEAKER_01: Oh, man.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_01: You have to watch one.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_01: I guess Angela and Michael at this point because I've had like a break so honestly that's my answer too and I feel like really bad about it but yeah I just also need to make sure Michael's like okay so I'd like to I'd like to check in I do think we need a welfare check on Michael because I watched 90 day diaries where they like film themselves and they show like everyone from all walks of 90 day and they do not show Angela and Michael and I do worry about him like I think he's just like in hiding Like a punk or something.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_01: Definitely.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_01: I would take him in if he knocked on my door.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_01: I'd be, come in.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_01: A place to hide.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_01: I would be like, you got it, dude.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_01: I have a basement.
1:00:43
SPEAKER_01: It's ready for you.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_01: You do have a basement, but he deserves more than a basement.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_01: Right, but we're hiding.
1:00:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_01: We don't want Angela to find him.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:00:51
SPEAKER_01: He needs to go somewhere where she would never expect.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:00:55
UNKNOWN: Yeah.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_01: I think that New Jersey is a good spot for him.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_01: I think he'd be safe there.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
1:01:02
SPEAKER_01: Maybe.
1:01:03
SPEAKER_01: Prayers up for Michael.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_01: Prayers up.
1:01:06
SPEAKER_01: At least he made it to America.
1:01:08
SPEAKER_01: True.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_01: It wasn't a pretty journey, but...
1:01:12
SPEAKER_01: Separately on Hunt for Love, we did see what happened to Colty.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, yes.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_01: What happened to Colty?
1:01:16
SPEAKER_01: I've been dying to ask you.
1:01:18
SPEAKER_01: He slept and broke his leg.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_01: On what?
1:01:22
SPEAKER_01: It was rainy outside.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_01: And so he slipped and fell.
1:01:26
SPEAKER_01: Broke his leg.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_01: Slipped walking?
1:01:27
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_01: And he had to be eliminated from the show for that?
1:01:31
SPEAKER_01: Well, he's not eliminated.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_01: He's in the hospital and Courtney went with him.
1:01:34
SPEAKER_01: She was very upset because he was leaving her room.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_01: They were just talking, allegedly.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and he slipped and he was just like moaning in a lot of pain.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_01: A lot of, ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! And then there's one scene where they show him with like an oxygen mask just going just like very dramatic.
1:01:57
SPEAKER_01: Why did he need oxygen for a broken leg?
1:02:00
SPEAKER_01: Well allegedly he needed surgery so it must have been pretty painful.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_01: Oh not just a cast that everyone could sign.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah I know.
1:02:08
SPEAKER_01: So is he coming back?
1:02:09
SPEAKER_01: TBD.
1:02:11
SPEAKER_01: Michael should be on The Single Life.
1:02:12
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
1:02:14
UNKNOWN: Okay.
1:02:15
SPEAKER_01: Well, thank you for, I mean, that's, like, super anticlimactic.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_01: I gotta say I'm disappointed.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_01: Aren't we all?
1:02:21
SPEAKER_01: His highly anticipated injury is as boring as the rest of that show.
1:02:27
SPEAKER_01: Yep.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_01: I wish I could bring some thoughts about him just like that to you, but I have not watched this week's episode yet.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_01: Well, maybe next week then because I was curious.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_01: I know.
1:02:37
SPEAKER_01: I feel I got a little behind next week.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_01: It won't happen again because last week's episode was really good and we couldn't talk about it.
1:02:43
SPEAKER_01: I actually thought last week's episode was actually good.
1:02:47
SPEAKER_01: Shocking.
1:02:49
SPEAKER_01: There was a karaoke machine involved.
1:02:52
SPEAKER_01: I saw some clips and I'm wondering, like, why Carrie was wearing a Mother of the Bride dress at a party.
1:02:59
SPEAKER_01: Why does she wear anything that she wears?
1:03:02
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:03:03
SPEAKER_01: That's just her.
1:03:04
SPEAKER_01: Why was her house empty when she was throwing a party in this big empty house?
1:03:09
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, okay.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_01: You know?
1:03:12
SPEAKER_01: So are you going to rot this weekend?
1:03:13
SPEAKER_01: Maybe a little because we're done with the bathroom.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_01: We do have to...
1:03:17
SPEAKER_01: He did my...
1:03:18
SPEAKER_01: My boyfriend did say we have to clean.
1:03:20
SPEAKER_01: And there's a few other things to do.
1:03:22
SPEAKER_01: But overall, yeah.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_01: What about you?
1:03:26
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because my husband will be golfing all day tomorrow.
1:03:28
SPEAKER_01: So I think I'm going to take myself to see The Materialist because you saw it and said you were entertained.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_01: You said that you read shitty reviews.
1:03:36
SPEAKER_01: Don't come back to me.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_01: I didn't say I read.
1:03:38
SPEAKER_01: People that I know that have seen it did not like it.
1:03:41
SPEAKER_01: But you did.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_01: So I'm going to make my own assessment.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_01: And you know, after you said you heard shitty things about it, I took myself to the reviews and they were all like so deep and thoughtful and you know, I'm just very surface.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_01: So very surface.
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SPEAKER_01: Great.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_01: That's perfect.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_01: Same.
1:03:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to get a small popcorn, a small soda and make my own opinion.
1:04:01
SPEAKER_01: I got Wetzel's Bites.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, maybe I'll do that.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_01: And I got a cherry Coke and I have a tummy ache after.
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SPEAKER_01: Match.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, great.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_01: I think that's a great idea.
1:04:11
SPEAKER_01: I think that we haven't seen like a romantic movie like this in a long time.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_01: That's not like a reboot or, you know, on Netflix.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_01: Like it's just like a big screen.
1:04:20
SPEAKER_01: Everyone's attractive.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_01: I love Dakota Johnson.
1:04:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:04:24
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I've been meaning to see it, so I got nothing else to do tomorrow.
1:04:27
SPEAKER_01: So I will be golfing with your boyfriend.
1:04:30
SPEAKER_01: I mean your husband.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're going to top golf.
1:04:32
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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SPEAKER_01: I was supposed to be there too.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_01: We'll have fun with that.
1:04:36
SPEAKER_01: I will.
1:04:37
SPEAKER_01: I'm going to tell everyone you said hi because you won't be there.
1:04:40
SPEAKER_01: Thanks.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_01: And thanks everybody for rotting with us.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_01: Thanks for rotting with us.
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SPEAKER_01: See you next week.