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#708 E-Zone's Illegitimate Son Returns Aiden Bloch · We Don't Smoke the Same

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  Speaker 1: What up and welcome back to another episode of the
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  Speaker 1: we don't smoke the same podcast thank you so much
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  Speaker 1: over here uh for joining us here on the wake
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  Speaker 1: and bake and yes we were waiting on the guests
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  Speaker 1: but we're gonna start for you guys and uh yes
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  Speaker 1: i do edit it when you guys uh have the
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  Speaker 1: this shit no more Thank you so much to everybody
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  Speaker 2: What's up? What's up?
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  Speaker 3: Feeling great, dog?
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  Speaker 4: I fed the boys today, dog. I came in here
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  Speaker 4: with some beef jerky. wondering if they'd like it and
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  Speaker 4: I was pretty much done, dog.
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  Speaker 5: I love it.
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  Speaker 2: You're officially a jerky boy. I'm officially a jerky boy, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Just jerking it off. There he is. Wow. Did you
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  Speaker 2: hear what he said? Just jerking it off. Just jerking
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  Speaker 2: it off, dog. Jerky boys. He can take that seat
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  Speaker 2: for right now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, take the seat for a little bit.
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  Speaker 2: We're waiting for a guest.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Shout out to you guys. We got some exclusive stuff
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  Speaker 4: coming for you guys. Mega putazos and some beef jerky.
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  Speaker 2: November. Pop-up Mercadito. Thank you, guys.
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  Speaker 1: And before I go to the next guest, first of all,
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  Speaker 1: to the people in the fucking chat room, I don't
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  Speaker 1: fucking get you fools, dog. You see me fucking go
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  Speaker 1: to the gym for fucking two fucking years already. And
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  Speaker 1: then after two years, when you start fucking losing some
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  Speaker 1: fucking weight and it starts becoming noticeable, all of a
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  Speaker 1: sudden I'm on fucking steroids.
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  Speaker 5: All of a sudden i'm whatever you'd rather be get
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  Speaker 5: caught on steroids than fat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you're right but still but still dog it's like
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  Speaker 1: damn fool you fools act like i haven't like i
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  Speaker 1: haven't posted a picture every fucking time i'm at the
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  Speaker 1: gym for two years fucking straight like you want to
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  Speaker 1: know what.
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  Speaker 4: I'm thinking So you know how I'm not on peptides
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  Speaker 4: or anything? I just want to tell people I am
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  Speaker 4: and then be like, look where I'm at. And just
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  Speaker 4: have people take shit that I'm not even taking just
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  Speaker 4: to be like, well, fuck it.
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  Speaker 2: Go to hell. Because how do you know these people
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  Speaker 2: are taking them? Yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: How do you know these body trainers are really taking
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  Speaker 4: peptides and not just giving it to you and be.
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  Speaker 2: Like, everybody's shit? I mean, probably because these guys are obsessed.
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  Speaker 3: Flo, are you taking peptides?
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  Speaker 1: Nah, bro, you can tell when somebody fucking takes them, bro.
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  Speaker 1: You can genuinely fucking tell, bro. It's like the progression
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  Speaker 1: is very quick. Also, thank you so much. To my
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  Speaker 1: left is the one and only Nigi.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. Wow. It's me. Mario.
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  Speaker 5: You already know what it is. Number one Mexican podcast
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  Speaker 5: in the world. Thank you for being here. Happy fucking Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: Wake and bake. Let's go. Thanks, Niddy. What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Also, thank you, Ray, for running the boards and the
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  Speaker 1: giveaway today. I'll tell you guys right now. One winner
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  Speaker 1: is going to get third place is going to get Polak.
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  Speaker 1: Second place is going to get a chiclete. And first
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  Speaker 1: place is going to get a chiclete. And what is it?
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  Speaker 1: One of one canvas by Chili, by Chili Millie. So
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  Speaker 1: make sure this is the Simpsons one. The one where
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  Speaker 1: guys want to win that plus a chiclete in your life,
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  Speaker 1: all you got to do is super chat.
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  Speaker 2: Chiclete.
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  Speaker 3: This one's fresh.
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  Speaker 2: Fresh chiclete stock. We haven't even touched them. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Ray, for writing the boards. Morning Shot Films.
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  Speaker 1: Morning Real Podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. Thank you. Check out my review on the film.
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  Speaker 3: past five years.
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  Speaker 2: There you go.
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  Speaker 1: And what is it? Joining us.
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  Speaker 2: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: Caught us by surprise. He's not at the casino today.
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  Speaker 2: Not yet.
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  Speaker 1: Let's welcome back the winning only Chickalettis, dog.
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  Speaker 2: Before the guest shows up. What's up? What's up, y'all?
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  Speaker 7: Got some time in right now.
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  Speaker 3: That's nice.
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  Speaker 2: You did not look like that on Sunday, did you? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but I just had the fucking... How the fuck did
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  Speaker 2: I not notice it? Because everybody focuses... Because you look
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  Speaker 2: like the president. You're like, that's my God. That's a
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  Speaker 2: former God of mine.
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  Speaker 3: That was Saturday.
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  Speaker 1: And also, too, a lot of the people that were
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  Speaker 1: wondering about the George Washington, like, why are you going
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  Speaker 1: to choose that president?
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you guys right now, dog.
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  Speaker 1: That is the only fucking president in U.S.
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  Speaker 2: History that neither served any party at all.
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  Speaker 1: He was the only one in all history that has
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  Speaker 1: never served the party.
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  Speaker 2: He's the first president, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So, like, he got away with, like, not saying, hey, bro,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not red, not blue. I may own a few people,
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  Speaker 1: but you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Damn! But I'm neither red or blue. Wait, which one
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  Speaker 2: was the.
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  Speaker 4: There was for sure a president that had slaves and
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  Speaker 4: he would use his slaves' teeth to repair his. Like,
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  Speaker 4: he would literally grab his slaves' teeth and be like, yo,
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  Speaker 4: that teeth looks good.
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  Speaker 2: Mine just fell. Is it George Washington? I know it's one.
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  Speaker 4: Of these and I don't want to, like, diss the president,
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  Speaker 4: but one of these motherfuckers was doing this.
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  Speaker 2: The original veneers. Yeah. Lincoln.
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  Speaker 5: Was it Lincoln?
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  Speaker 2: Lincoln had wood teeth.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he did have wood teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Wood teeth.
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  Speaker 4: That's insane, though, to look at a slave.
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  Speaker 3: And be like, yo, I need your teeth.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see Leonardo DiCaprio when he wanted entertainment and
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  Speaker 1: he made him fight?
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  Speaker 2: How excited was he? That was exciting. Honestly, when I
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  Speaker 2: seen that movie, I was like, there's no.
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  Speaker 1: And then that fool had the audacity to be like,
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  Speaker 1: I just wasn't comfortable filming.
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  Speaker 3: Shut the fuck up, bro. This motherfucker was.
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  Speaker 1: Just watch that scene in Django where he makes the
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  Speaker 1: two black foos fight and just read Leonardo's fucking energy, dog.
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  Speaker 1: That fool was a natural.
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  Speaker 2: But you were... He was good. Yeah, dog.
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  Speaker 1: Like, that fool, he was just, I'm like, yo, this
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  Speaker 1: is not the Titanic fool.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but when you're, okay, but when you play a
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  Speaker 4: racist character like that, and you play it that well,
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  Speaker 4: you have to tell people you were in.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it's like a.
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  Speaker 1: You have to sit there and be like, I was
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  Speaker 1: just a character.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, fuck the Titanic. This was it.
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  Speaker 4: This is where I came out my true self. Because
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  Speaker 4: you can tell, he put a lot of effort into it.
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  Speaker 4: What's that thing that he cut himself, Ray?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, with the glass? Yeah, that was for real. That
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  Speaker 2: wasn't part of it. Yeah, that wasn't part of it.
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  Speaker 3: My shit would have been a blooper. It would have
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  Speaker 3: been like, ah! It would have been like, it's glass, dog!
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  Speaker 2: Like, what the fuck? You think you'd be able to
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  Speaker 2: keep a straight face? I mean, is he... I'll cry
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  Speaker 2: over a paper cut.
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  Speaker 3: Is he yacked out? Nah, but he's in character, bro.
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  Speaker 3: He's a good actor, though.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going to feel it like that. But if
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  Speaker 2: you react out, bro, there's a lot of things you
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  Speaker 2: let slide, bro.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, and your gentleman's going because you're in character and
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  Speaker 7: you're moving and this, you know.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you're supposed to embody the, you're supposed to be
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  Speaker 5: this racist person.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I mean.
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  Speaker 4: I think he got more into the character just like
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  Speaker 4: the Joker. It gets to them.
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  Speaker 3: They've been upset for so long.
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  Speaker 5: The only way he would have gotten in trouble is
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  Speaker 5: if he did all his lines, but instead of dropping
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  Speaker 5: the hardy R, he actually dropped an A. Because then
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  Speaker 5: you get in trouble because now you're not doing the lines.
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  Speaker 5: Now you actually do say this for fun. You accidentally
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  Speaker 5: mixed up the word.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro. The movie's fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Fun fact.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good movie, dog.
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  Speaker 3: It is a good movie. Fun fact, he did not
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  Speaker 3: want to say the N-word. He was really scared to
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  Speaker 3: say the N-word.
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  Speaker 2: That's the shit that I don't believe.
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  Speaker 5: Hold up, hold up.
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  Speaker 3: So he addressed this to Samuel Jackson, and Samuel Jackson
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  Speaker 3: was like, fool, this is just another Tuesday.
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  Speaker 2: He was the house nigga. He would say that, bro.
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  Speaker 3: He gave him the pass, dog. To get the pass
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  Speaker 3: from Samuel Jackson, dude, that's an alternate pass.
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  Speaker 1: I never fucking disliked Samuel Jackson in any role, but
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  Speaker 1: that role, I was like.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, dog.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm like, he gets to eat at the table.
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  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 4: Out of everybody that you know that's black, who would
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  Speaker 4: you want them to call you the N-word?
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  Speaker 2: If you were like, that fool called me that shit?
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  Speaker 2: That shit is crazy. The black guy calling... Obviously, you're
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  Speaker 2: not calling him. Denzel Washington? Yeah, dog.
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  Speaker 3: If I got an N-word from him... I don't think
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  Speaker 3: he says it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to training day, dog. I'm going better, bro.
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  Speaker 3: That smile was valid, dog.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going, I'm going, I'm going Martha Luther or Obama, dog.
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  Speaker 3: Like, that's who I was saying the N-word to be like.
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  Speaker 2: Martin Luther would be more impressive that he's dead. So
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  Speaker 2: he came back. Very proper, too. He would be very
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  Speaker 2: proper N-word. He would be an ER.
• 8:49
  Speaker 1: Yo, we should fucking AI Barts in all these movies.
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  Speaker 1: In all these clips, dog.
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  Speaker 2: That way, he has to say it, but it's AI.
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  Speaker 2: You know how he likes to AI us?
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  Speaker 1: We should just start AI-ing him in the color purple, Django.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking roots. Just catch him at home with a real camera.
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  Speaker 2: We'll catch him saying it. Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods is
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  Speaker 2: pretty proper.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's because you guys are more light-skinned and
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  Speaker 5: kind of white passing as an Indian guy, brown guy.
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  Speaker 2: Black people call me it all the time. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: black people call me it all the time. You got
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  Speaker 2: passed as a black comic first week you were here.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So black people call me it
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  Speaker 2: all the time.
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  Speaker 5: It doesn't feel the same. I'm not searching for a
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  Speaker 5: guy to call it to me. I don't get that
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  Speaker 5: feeling inside.
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  Speaker 3: He called me the N-word.
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  Speaker 2: Yay!
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  Speaker 4: It's more of who said it to you.
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  Speaker 2: If Michael Jackson said it to me, I'd be pretty stoked.
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  Speaker 2: Michael Jackson and his hee-hee voice? What's up, my nigga?
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  Speaker 3: White Michael. I want white Michael to say it to me.
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  Speaker 3: White Michael.
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  Speaker 2: White Michael. I don't want black Michael. But he wouldn't
• 9:52
  Speaker 2: say it. He wouldn't say it like that.
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  Speaker 3: He'd say it all like, look.
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  Speaker 2: He'd be like, you're my Nicky.
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  Speaker 8: That was a good one.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody said Nitty wants the great.
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  Speaker 3: Khali to say it to Nitty.
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  Speaker 2: That would be cool. Nitty, you should do that.
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  Speaker 5: What?
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  Speaker 4: You should make ice cream with your jokes on the popsicle.
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  Speaker 3: Not hacky, but more for adults.
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  Speaker 2: More for adults.
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  Speaker 1: And the popsicle is shaped like a foot.
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  Speaker 5: Call my jokes popsicle stick jokes all you want.
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  Speaker 2: They fucking suck. No, I said laugh. Only some.
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  Speaker 3: Only some, dog.
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  Speaker 2: That one was good.
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  Speaker 1: You gotta laugh at me, but when I don't like it,
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  Speaker 1: I'll call it up and be like, fucking popsicle stick.
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  Speaker 2: You only don't like it when they're at.
• 10:34
  Speaker 5: directed towards you no some of them are like.
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  Speaker 3: Some of them is like.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like okay this food fucking added an extra fucking
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  Speaker 1: letter bro that shit was not that funny like come
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  Speaker 1: on dog butter chicken flavor popsicle.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that's not a that's a that's a that's a
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  Speaker 5: dessert that's a dinner i'm gonna go eat indian food
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  Speaker 5: this week oh hell yeah dude where you gonna go i.
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  Speaker 7: Have japanese do you want to get sick curry okay
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  Speaker 7: and my homie's like bro this tastes damn weird like
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  Speaker 7: fucking um.
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  Speaker 2: It's good all right chicken tikka masala i was like
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  Speaker 2: Have it taste like that? Somebody said Berga popsicles. Somebody
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  Speaker 2: said popsicles.
• 11:04
  Speaker 1: Somebody said you should make Berga popsicles with the jokes
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  Speaker 1: on this thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be the shape of a Berga. It
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  Speaker 2: tastes like butter chicken. Yeah, let's go. Nah, just one foot, dog.
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  Speaker 2: I won't be able to sell any because fucking Alex
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  Speaker 2: Castro keeps buying them.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, so before the guest gets here.
• 11:17
  Speaker 2: One in his ass, one in his mouth. Same time.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: How was Comic-Con? Comic-Con was good.
• 11:22
  Speaker 1: I want to give a big shout out to everybody
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  Speaker 1: who stopped by the booth and bought something. even everybody
• 11:27
  Speaker 1: who stopped by and checked it out just out of
• 11:28
  Speaker 1: curiosity you guys are awesome all the people who took
• 11:31
  Speaker 1: pictures a big shout out to Threadquarters the homie Tommy
• 11:34
  Speaker 1: make sure you guys check out his store Burbank who
• 11:37
  Speaker 1: offered me the opportunity to you know get some of
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: that real estate right there and post up and it
• 11:42
  Speaker 1: was good shout out to Manny shout out to Chili
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: shout out to my lady for all helping me out
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  Speaker 1: and making sure everything was good everybody bought a lot
• 11:50
  Speaker 1: of the new designs it was great to see that
• 11:53
  Speaker 1: and I think it helped me like figure out like
• 11:56
  Speaker 1: Where my market is at for all my shit. For
• 12:01
  Speaker 1: the longest, it's like, yeah, people don't understand the High
• 12:03
  Speaker 1: and Hungry episodes. We don't ever charge a restaurant for it.
• 12:05
  Speaker 1: This is like a labor of love. The reason we
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: got the trademark and all this stuff is so we
• 12:09
  Speaker 1: can find other ways to make money off the trademark.
• 12:10
  Speaker 2: And the LLC.
• 12:12
  Speaker 1: Because you can just make anything. I could call this
• 12:14
  Speaker 1: shit Mayonnaise Incorporated and I could just make t-shirts. As
• 12:18
  Speaker 1: long as I'm paying taxes on this shit. That's how
• 12:21
  Speaker 1: I kind of do it. And like, cause I always
• 12:23
  Speaker 1: wanted my own clothing line. So seeing all this shit,
• 12:25
  Speaker 1: like I'm like, man, I can't ever call my shit
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  Speaker 1: street wear.
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  Speaker 2: I can't call it a clothing line.
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  Speaker 1: Cause I don't just necessarily make clothing line, but it's like,
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  Speaker 1: I guess it helped me figure out like where that
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  Speaker 1: niche audience is at.
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  Speaker 2: Cause it wasn't not like, there was people that had
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  Speaker 2: other big booths.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, they had a hell of other shit.
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  Speaker 1: And they were like not stopping by, but there was
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  Speaker 1: people that will stop by and they'll be like, that's
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: a fucking bad ass shirt dog.
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  Speaker 2: Or like, this isn't that.
• 12:45
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, that just kind of lets me know like,
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  Speaker 1: Oh shit. Like, These are the people that fucking appreciate
• 12:51
  Speaker 1: these ideas.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 12:52
  Speaker 1: Like, of course, it's appreciated everywhere that I go.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? I draw people in, but.
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  Speaker 5: Do you feel more inclined to make a clothing line
• 12:58
  Speaker 5: now that you lost weight?
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  Speaker 2: Because when you were big, it was only going to
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: be a big and tall.
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  Speaker 1: No, I was making all those sizes before. I feel
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  Speaker 1: like now I include more for the fat foods because
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  Speaker 1: I remember how hard it was for me to, like, find, like,
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  Speaker 1: a 3X that was fly or something like that. So, like,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't start making 3Xs or even, like, one or
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  Speaker 1: two 4Xs to, like.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. That's funny. That's the thing is, that's a niche.
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  Speaker 3: Sympathy.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's a niche.
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  Speaker 4: Like, when I went to Fluffy's fucking stand-up show with George,
• 13:26
  Speaker 4: when George opened for him, he told me, our niche
• 13:29
  Speaker 4: is fat people. Fat people don't get 4X t-shirts, 5X
• 13:32
  Speaker 4: with the design. They usually just get a fucking plain t-shirt.
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, they get a Hawaiian shirt.
• 13:37
  Speaker 4: So they literally go to Fluffy's t-shirt and buy five
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: or six of that shirt.
• 13:40
  Speaker 3: Until he comes next year.
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Because.
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: you get something that's meant for that person. So if
• 13:45
  Speaker 4: you make four or five X, it is more to
• 13:47
  Speaker 4: make because that's more cloth. But if you find that
• 13:49
  Speaker 4: little need.
• 13:49
  Speaker 2: They don't get that often. They don't.
• 13:51
  Speaker 5: They do get more plates of food, but they don't
• 13:52
  Speaker 5: get more options of t-shirts.
• 13:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Cause you got to think, imagine how, how often
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: does somebody want to wear Supreme or that, that, that.
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: You know how big he's going to have to say
• 14:01
  Speaker 2: Supreme on his, on that shirt. He is Supreme.
• 14:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 14:10
  Speaker 2: That Supreme CCC. Yeah.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: But yeah, no, it was cool to fucking see that.
• 14:15
  Speaker 1: Chicklets was there. That shit was funny, dog. Every time
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: he was there with his baby, right? Every time he
• 14:20
  Speaker 1: took a little stroll, she came back with another toy.
• 14:24
  Speaker 1: By the time she left, dog, she had a fucking
• 14:26
  Speaker 1: little toy section in her fucking wagon, dog.
• 14:29
  Speaker 2: What can I say? I'm a sucker.
• 14:31
  Speaker 1: Dude, that'd be me too, dog. I'd be like, I'd
• 14:34
  Speaker 1: be like, fuck, dog. I'd be like, I'd get like
• 14:36
  Speaker 1: a smaller wagon.
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, what do you think, baby?
• 14:37
  Speaker 5: You would already have all those toys at home.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I'd be like, we already have that one, dude.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: It's like, you don't even play with it.
• 14:43
  Speaker 4: What do you think is the average drop for the
• 14:46
  Speaker 4: regular person that goes to Comic-Con?
• 14:48
  Speaker 2: Like money-wise? Yeah, money-wise. It's a buying thing. It's a
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: buying convention.
• 14:52
  Speaker 1: I think at least everybody, like if your bills are
• 14:57
  Speaker 1: paid and you got a little bit disposable income and
• 14:59
  Speaker 1: you're like, let's just say what you consider middle class,
• 15:01
  Speaker 1: you got at least $ 150 to spend at the cap
• 15:04
  Speaker 1: or between $ 100 and $ 150.
• 15:05
  Speaker 2: One thing. You're going in there getting one thing.
• 15:07
  Speaker 1: No, like either that or you get multiple little things
• 15:10
  Speaker 1: like one of these squishies. You get a fucking order
• 15:14
  Speaker 1: of wings and then you fucking go get like, I
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: don't know, something from an artist. Because the average starting
• 15:21
  Speaker 1: thing on anybody's table was like $ 20. There was people
• 15:25
  Speaker 1: that have $ 2 figures, $ 5 figures, but that's the niche market.
• 15:28
  Speaker 1: He's usually kids. It's like me with the folder. A
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: lot of my sales were smaller cards because it was kids, bro.
• 15:34
  Speaker 1: This was one Asian kid who just kept coming back
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: with his mom. I was like, this little kid. They
• 15:39
  Speaker 1: were like, for sure, some kind of Asian because not
• 15:40
  Speaker 1: that much English.
• 15:42
  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying?
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: How?
• 15:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this little kid just kept coming back and kept
• 15:47
  Speaker 1: buying like, like two, $ 3 cards, and then you'll leave,
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: and then you'll come back, and you'll look through the
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: book again and get another five cards, and then you'll
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: fucking take another lap, and then you'll come back, and
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: then for a second, we were all just like, is
• 15:59
  Speaker 1: this little fool flipping them?
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: Like, what is he doing? Like, is he trading them?
• 16:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, look, man, I don't care, bro, but like,
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: you know, I was like, just keep on coming back.
• 16:07
  Speaker 2: Because I feel like it's like PuffCon.
• 16:09
  Speaker 4: Like, when we went to PuffCon, my girl looked at me,
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: and she's like, are these people just here to buy
• 16:14
  Speaker 4: more shit? I was like, yeah, they're not, they're not
• 16:16
  Speaker 4: here for the music. They're not here for the food.
• 16:19
  Speaker 4: They're here to restock on rods. And so she's like, well,
• 16:22
  Speaker 4: there's a budget. She's like, oh, some people come here
• 16:24
  Speaker 4: on top of what they paid for, for the ticket.
• 16:26
  Speaker 4: Very small percentage come for the music. Yeah, which was nuts.
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: Because when I go to music festivals, it's 100% for
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: the fucking music. And they got big artists, too. That's
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: the crazy part. But they just want the weed. They
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: want the weed. They want the rosin. They want the exclusive.
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: They want the shit. They only get at PuffCon. It
• 16:38
  Speaker 4: makes sense. But to her, and to me a little bit,
• 16:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, shit, this is why they are here.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: Not to assume a Comic-Con is just to buy.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Just like all those conventions, like a TuneCon or those
• 16:48
  Speaker 1: Mighty MorphinCon or all these things, I think I'm going
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: to start doing a lot of those because- A lot
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: of the influence for a lot of the designs that
• 16:54
  Speaker 1: I have is a lot of pop culture I kind
• 16:55
  Speaker 1: of grew up with, and it's like these IPs are
• 16:57
  Speaker 1: out there, and people really like the thing. I mean,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: a lot of people don't really smoke out there.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: It's crazy.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: A lot of people really don't, but a lot of
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: them do make the choice of buying it, where I'm
• 17:07
  Speaker 1: just like, that's just the name of my brand.
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: But you're telling me like- Out of like all the
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: adults at PuffCon, you don't think there's like 20%?
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: No, there was no.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: Because they're anime. They play video games. You got to
• 17:18
  Speaker 3: be a little stoned, I guess. Yeah, like a lot.
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: Like there's a good part of them that do, but
• 17:22
  Speaker 1: then there's also a lot of them that are kind
• 17:23
  Speaker 1: of like looking for designs that don't necessarily have like
• 17:26
  Speaker 1: the high end on ground. I'm like, that's the reason
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: like I feel like the Doom and like the Spider-Man
• 17:30
  Speaker 1: design or the Homelander one kind of sold. very well
• 17:34
  Speaker 1: because yeah it's under high and hungry but it's not
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: like it isn't like doom's not smoking a joint fucking
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: you can get away.
• 17:42
  Speaker 4: With more than that but I'm not gonna lie the
• 17:44
  Speaker 4: high and hungry even I usually don't like depends where
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: I'm going I can't walk around.
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: With it what do you mean bro there's literally kids
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: with it on their soccer jerseys.
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: I did I mean I did sponsor a few teams
• 17:58
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do it again. I mean, I have
• 18:01
  Speaker 1: other logos, but now I just kind of like, no,
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: help me get some direction. So there'll be other pop-ups,
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: including the pop-up coming down November 21st and 22nd, the
• 18:10
  Speaker 1: week before Thanksgiving. Come do your Black Friday shopping with us.
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: Xavier will be launching his beef jerky line, which is
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: very good. Honestly, I'll tell you, that's probably some of
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: the best beef jerky I've had.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: In a while. It was really fired up. I was surprised. Yeah,
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: me too. I was like, this guy finally made something good.
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: Bring a bib.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: I was like, all right, I'll try XG's fucking jerky. Yo,
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: it was fired.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: He's going to have that available on the 21st, 22nd.
• 18:37
  Speaker 1: If you want to get your business out there, not
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: no food cooking business because it's going to.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Be a corea.
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: So if you have a resale business, you sell cards,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: you sell fucking collectibles, you make your own ceramics, You
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: 3D print shit like Barts or whatever you want to
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: come showcase your business, let me know. We have a
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: few spots available November 21st and 22nd, a week before Thanksgiving.
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: I'm going to be having Black Friday specials already. I
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: know the Homie Hood Eats is working on his pickle brand.
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: Xavier is bringing the jerky brand. Funky Field Tips will
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: be having a Black Friday sale like up to 70% off,
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: so stop by the booth.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: I'm selling raw paper tips too. Okay. I'll be selling
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: raw paper tips. We sold out.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Nitty's going to do 15 minutes.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, for real. We sold out. We'll do 15 minutes.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: We're going to hook up a mic.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: We're going to hook up a mic to the fucking,
• 19:29
  Speaker 1: to the amplifier.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll do it. Yeah. We'll talk some shit. Damn.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: We had a DJ last time. The football game was
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: going on.
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: It was a vibe.
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: Like, I'm not lying. It was a nice little vibe.
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's free. So make sure you guys pull up.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: So, and if you guys want me to have anybody
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: specific in there as a vendor, send the DM my way.
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: I will fucking reach out to them. And yes, we
• 19:47
  Speaker 1: blaze it. Yeah, we fucking take your puff call, whatever
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: you got to, but like.
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: Honestly it was just such a vibe last time that
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: it was like everything was just coexisting at the same
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: time even the cops showed up and they were buying
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: bread people that were blazing it went all the way
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: in the back you know you you know how to
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: that bread was fucking good dog you.
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: Know how to be a good stoner be a good
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: stoner when you're there that way we can keep.
• 20:10
  Speaker 9: These going i will dm you e-zone yeah so if
• 20:13
  Speaker 9: you got uh other other vendors let me know uh
• 20:17
  Speaker 9: not not food please or like you know like Just
• 20:20
  Speaker 9: like actual.
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a niche. I want all the 20 vendors
• 20:23
  Speaker 2: to be different.
• 20:23
  Speaker 1: Somebody send me a plant lady or somebody that sells
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: fucking plants.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: Oh, those work, bro. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 20:29
  Speaker 1: My girl will buy a fucking plant that day. Somebody
• 20:31
  Speaker 1: send me one of those. Somebody send me a fucking...
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Somebody who makes cups or ceramic shit. I was like,
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: that would be great because the one I wanted to
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: support is not responding back, so.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Look, I will reach out.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: I want this shit to be a monthly thing because
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: it helps Corea out. It helps ourselves out and it's
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: helping create something in that community that it's not there
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: and it has a space. So let's go ahead and
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: big up the homies business. We got November 21st, 22nd.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: It's free and we're going to do it December as well.
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: The one in December, we're going to do a toy drive.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: So it's going to be pretty cool. We're going to
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: do a toy drive there and we're probably going to,
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: we're going to, I don't know. I'm going to find
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: like a good spot to do it. The hospital gets
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: a lot of them already. So probably going to find like.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know, bro. Like, some, like.
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: A woman's shelter. Nah.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: Nah, like, some... Like, I don't know when, like... Kid's shelter. Yeah, like,
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: some shit where, like, you could just... You know what
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: I mean? Like, we're like, hey, bro. I ain't going
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: to TJ, bro.
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: Those kids will appreciate those toys, dog. The TJ kids
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: will appreciate these American toys.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Nah, they're going to sell it for money, bro.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: They're going to end up back here and swap me.
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're all going to end up at the fucking
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: swap meet, dog. You got to give it to, like, fucking... Or, like,
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: an orphanage.
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: They're going to sell it, man.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: Nah, bro, like an orphanage would be pretty cool. A
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: foster home. There's an orphanage. Oh, no.
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, a little bit.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: No, you're right.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: That's a good question.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: What is different? Who deserves it more?
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: Kids with no parents or kids with parents who are poor?
• 21:51
  Speaker 7: A foster home is like a jail. There's general population.
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: A foster home is literally a home.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: A home with kids in it, yeah. Three, four rooms.
• 21:59
  Speaker 3: No, he's right.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: There's like fucking five foster homes.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: There's a guardian that oversees all the kids or whatnot.
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: Bro, I had a family, one of my friends in
• 22:07
  Speaker 4: high school, they were one of those families that were taking.
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: Foster kids, bro.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: It was a fucking rapture every time. They never knew
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: what kid they were getting, dog. Sometimes they were nice.
• 22:18
  Speaker 4: They ended up adopting one of the kids. They liked
• 22:19
  Speaker 4: that kid so much they adopted him.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: It's kind of like when you adopt a cat.
• 22:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but there was this one time, the reason I
• 22:24
  Speaker 4: remember this because this whole, they were scared.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: They got like a 16 or like, 13, 14-year-old, and
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: he was, like, emo. And these were a Christian family, dog.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: People that take apostles are, like, are Christians. They're, like,
• 22:36
  Speaker 4: good people into Jesus. This kid with this emo kid,
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: and he had, like, crazy thoughts. They tried to get
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: rid of him when he was a fast kid, and
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: they were, like, kind of, like, scared that he was
• 22:44
  Speaker 4: going to kill them at night. It was scary, bro.
• 22:46
  Speaker 2: It sucked. That's what I said. It's good for those people,
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: but it is a fucking, it is a random ass.
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, you get some kind of money from the
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: government oh you get a lot.
• 22:58
  Speaker 4: I mean they're not doing all you get paid you
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: get in yeah you get paid yeah it's good it's
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: a good loop.
• 23:02
  Speaker 7: So like right now a bunch of my florida homies
• 23:04
  Speaker 7: they're fucking doing the shit with mental patients they're making
• 23:06
  Speaker 7: homes to take in people with like psych works yeah
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: kind of but like housing so this boy has like
• 23:13
  Speaker 7: three people under his house and i forget it's.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Like 15 000 a month for him Yeah.
• 23:17
  Speaker 5: Oh, dog.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: So like each person. Yeah.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: I was going to say, dog, you know, the reason
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: fucking or me, like I really got down to the
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: bottom of a shout out to the Armenians and the
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: fucking people who are here.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: Not all the Armenians, the ones that scam. You know
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: what I mean?
• 23:29
  Speaker 1: I was like, I was like, but, but yeah. So like, dude,
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: those convalescent homes, like a home where you have like some, like,
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: you know, like where you, um, you put like people
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: with special needs in.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Those who's get bread, dog.
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: Like, like dog that I'm talking about.
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: You can buy a home.
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: Like, have four rooms and all four of those fools,
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: that mortgage is being paid off by those fools, dawg.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: But do you have to take care of them? Or
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: you have to take care of them?
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: No, you have to hire certain people to fucking do it.
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: You can do it yourself or you put it to them.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: But some of these fools are independent. Like, you'll have, like,
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: the Down Syndrome fool that just has a job.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, he just fucking takes
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: the bus. Like he did his voice.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: Says sorry. You know what I mean? Making him sound deaf.
• 24:13
  Speaker 1: Honestly, if you buy a house and you get like
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: four of those fools like in that movie with Woody
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Harrelson with those Down Syndrome basketball players.
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: You're going to be sleeping.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: You're going to wake up. They're all going to be
• 24:20
  Speaker 5: standing at the edge of your bed staring at you.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: That's why you lock your door. Oh, but they could
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: break it. They got strength. Yeah, they fucking.
• 24:26
  Speaker 5: Fool.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: I don't think you were here, dog, but there's like
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: a Down Syndrome fool that a couple of them that
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: go to the fucking gym, right?
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: Like they're a part of a class, one of the
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: cool city colleges.
• 24:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: And dog, I asked that shit to my trainer. I
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: was like, hey, is there such a thing as fucking
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: tar strength?
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: And that fool was like, it's not fucking that they
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: have strength. It's just like your brain has... If you're
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: going to choke somebody, if I want to choke this
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: fool out, I know that after a certain point, I
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: can't press him so hard because I might end him.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: A person that's down doesn't know how to control that strength.
• 25:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it'll snap your fucking thing right away.
• 25:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's like... I was like.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: So it's like, that's the reason I'm like, I'm like,
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: I'm like, how come there's not any of.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Them that is like a bodybuilder? Oh, there probably is.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: No, there probably is. But it's like, there's, there's like,
• 25:18
  Speaker 1: it's like they plateau after a while. Cause you could
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: eventually hurt yourself.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 25:23
  Speaker 1: Like you could, you pick some shit up and then,
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: you know, all the way you're up, you fucking can't
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: hold it no more.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: Cause you wasted all your fucking strength and you have
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: no control of it.
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: I'm sure that, but I'm sure that happened to anybody.
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: I'm sure there's some jacked down.
• 25:33
  Speaker 2: Special Olympics. Yeah, for sure. Can you look that up right?
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: Jack Down Syndrome, guys.
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah. How long has Special Olympics been going on?
• 25:43
  Speaker 5: Like... For a long time.
• 25:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, it's a special thing they got going. I
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: haven't even heard about it a couple years ago.
• 25:48
  Speaker 6: COVID.
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: Anybody seen that Woody Harrelson movie where he's the coach
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: of the basketball team?
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I just saw that on Netflix.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: I haven't watched it, but it was recommended.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, dude, it's a good movie. It's good?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Is it wholesome and shit?
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: Everything was good except for that sassy Down syndrome chick
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: that was all like, I'm not.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Going to listen to you, coach. And I was just like, man,
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: you're too sassy, man. What's going on, man? I was like,
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: you don't talk to Woody Harrelson that way. I'll watch it.
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: It's worth watching? Yeah, it's fucking funny, bro.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: You're just laughing at the fucking table, kid. What's up?
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: It's my illegitimate son. What's up, brother? What's going on?
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: Great to be here, dude. Welcome, dog. How you doing, brother?
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: What's up? Good to be here, man.
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Give it up for our guest, Aiden Block. Yeah, Block.
• 26:27
  Speaker 3: Aiden Block in the house, man.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, dude. He is of age. Now.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: We've been trying to book him for a cool minute, dog.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: The second I met him, I was like, how old
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: are you? And I was like, oh, when you turn
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: fucking 18 and you can come to the studio.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Pull up. Okay, so how old are you now, dog?
• 26:42
  Speaker 6: I'm 19.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck yeah. It has not been that long.
• 26:47
  Speaker 4: So I met him at a tinfoil hat show with
• 26:49
  Speaker 4: Eddie Bravo. He had just done like a Brian Callen show.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: Came to Sam, fucking killed, murdered at a bar. And
• 26:56
  Speaker 4: I thought he was of age because he's at the
• 26:58
  Speaker 4: bar chilling. And the next thing you know, He's fucking
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: 16 or 17 at the time?
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, 15, 16. Yeah, bro.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: On stage, murdering in front of adults.
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: I was just like, this fucking kid's got.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: It going on. And now, you know, blowing up.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: I've seen you do a couple cool things.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: That's what's up.
• 27:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you, man.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Hell yeah. Fuck yeah, dude.
• 27:14
  Speaker 6: Are you from L.A.? Yeah, L.A. I mean, I'm from, like, Torrance,
• 27:18
  Speaker 6: if you know that.
• 27:19
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: But, yeah.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Sick, dude.
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: L.A.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. And you started comedy when you were 15? Yeah, 15.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: Let's go. Yeah, dude. Awesome, man. Yeah. And then you
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: know how he met his own? Oh, I'm on the
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: road with Sam.
• 27:31
  Speaker 4: And we did a We Don't Smoke the Same comedy show.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: For some reason, I fucked up and I didn't tell
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: you I was going to be out of town. I
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: was out of town.
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: This fool's livid.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I need comics.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Give me comics.
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: It's a live event.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: It's a live event we sold tickets to.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: And this fool forgot to tell me. I'm like... I
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: don't know what happened. Yeah, but it was a mix-up.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, I got you.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: So then I start calling up all these comics that
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: I know and they're kind of like, can't. They want
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: a specific budget. And then I hit him up. I'm like, bro,
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: can you do a show? And he's like, where? And
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: I was like, fucking.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: And then I think I just got in a car, too.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: He had just started driving. And I was like, you
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: got to go. Dog, it's like a weed show. There's
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: that tattoo parlor there. I tell you, he's on. It's
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: not a tattoo parlor.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I said it felt like a tattoo parlor. We have
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: a pop-up fucking, what is it? A pop-up tattoo giveaway
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: for the first 10 people. They get free tattoos from
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: our flash sheet. Shout out Baby Mothra, who is in Vegas.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: I'm going to see you next week. Fucking finishing touches
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: on my Spider-Man tattoo and some. But yeah, so she's
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: there doing our original designs. And of course, she's professional.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: So she's like, hey, man, everybody's signing a waiver. And
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: this fool wants to get a tattoo.
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like... Bro, but I sent this fool with telling him.
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: Let's see the tattoo.
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: I got this.
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: This fool's blasted now, dog.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: This fool's blasted.
• 28:48
  Speaker 6: It's this jackass logo right here. But I went back
• 28:51
  Speaker 6: to her and I got this fucking.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: I gotta ask, what's up with white boys and the
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: monster tattoo?
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: Seriously.
• 29:00
  Speaker 6: It's in our blood, dude.
• 29:01
  Speaker 5: It's in our blood.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Have you tried other energy drinks and they just don't work?
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Before Monster, it was Mountain Dew, right?
• 29:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Mountain Dew. That's what you do before you're 18.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the gradual progression.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: No.
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: Bro, fuck.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I didn't think about it, though. Mountain Dew is that shit.
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: Mountain Dew is like a soda that was just made
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: for white people.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: What made you get that one, though? Like, you know,
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: I'm going to get a Monster Chat.
• 29:23
  Speaker 6: I was just like, I'm going to do something crazy
• 29:25
  Speaker 6: right now. And I know her. And yeah, I just went.
• 29:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. No, no, no. But the crazy part, like I said,
• 29:32
  Speaker 2: I send this kid to E-Zone.
• 29:33
  Speaker 4: I tell E-Zone specifically he's underage.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: You sound like Ghislaine Maxwell.
• 29:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, fucking Ghislaine over here. I sent this kid to E-Zone.
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: E-Zone. The Mexican Epstein? I sent this kid to E-Zone.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Last week with the little boys.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: The fucking, the G in the NXG stands for Giselle.
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: Fuck you. Yeah, but that would mean the E stands
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: for Epstein.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Fuck you.
• 29:54
  Speaker 5: Fuck you.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: So I send this, so I send this for, uh, uh,
• 30:02
  Speaker 4: not 18 in the hall.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: So I send it and I leave specifically to him.
• 30:05
  Speaker 4: I'm like, bro, he's only going to do standup and
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: get the fuck out. Next thing you know, this fool's
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: got a fucking tat. And I'm like, bro, like it
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: was a one job thing. Like go in and out.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: And I mean, obviously it's.
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: Cause Rosie, Rosie, Rosie told me, she's like, Hey, like
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: he told me he's not like, you know, like he
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: needs his parents to be here.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: And I was like, well, I hired him. I'm his parent.
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: Since I hired him, I'm his parent for the day.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Were your parents cool about it?
• 30:35
  Speaker 6: They were cool, yeah.
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: Imagine they weren't and they showed up to the fucking studio.
• 30:39
  Speaker 1: The thing is, somebody would show up to think that
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: we're going to feel some kind of guilt. It's like,
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: imagine if I was a principal, dog, and it's like,
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: I suspend your kid. And I'd just be in there,
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, what are you going to do? I'm
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: not even mad. I wouldn't even know what to say
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: to a situation like that where I'm like, Fuck, the
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: parent is mad, but that shit's permanent. I don't know
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: what to tell you, lady, but he might get more.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: And it turns out he did.
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: Hey, so obviously you were doing stand-up in high school,
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: kind of killing it.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: For some reason, I was like, dude, this got to
• 31:16
  Speaker 2: be the comedian Mac Miller.
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: Mac Miller?
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. Like the rapper?
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Like the comedian Mac Miller. Because Mac Miller was... He
• 31:25
  Speaker 4: had mixtapes. He was killing it in high school. He
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: was the man in high school. He could tell the
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: teacher to be like, bitch, shut the fuck up. Like,
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: were you in that place where like, yo, I've got
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: something going on. Like, y'all need to like get off
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: my dick type of shit.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, for sure. I mean, that's all I wanted
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: to do once I started.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: And yeah, it was... And the kids, what about the- Oh,
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: what's up, comedian guy? How you.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: Doing?
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: I'm like- So the clout, when you're in high school,
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: it doesn't hit, huh? Because everybody's still in.
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: Their own little worlds, huh?
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: No, yeah.
• 31:55
  Speaker 6: They don't really give a shit.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: They don't really know because, yeah, they don't. Because nobody
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: really goes out. Everybody's kind of living the same life
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: when you're in high school.
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: Right. So what matters is if you.
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: Go into somebody's house or you fucking go into a
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: party- It's not until you hit the real world where
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: people are.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Just like, oh, fuck, we got to pay to see
• 32:11
  Speaker 2: the homie.
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: Nah, yeah, for sure.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, what do you mean? Like, yeah, bro,
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking getting paid to do this shit. Because a
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: lot of people, for the most part, honestly, once you're
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: out of high school, 70% of motherfuckers spend like two
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: to three years not making no money.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: Nah, yeah, for sure.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: Like, not making no money, dog.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: I started making money at the end of high school.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: And then once I was out of high school, I
• 32:32
  Speaker 1: had jobs lined up, dog. I was like, I can't
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: do this shit.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: It's just comedy. You don't make money for a long time.
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no. It's like fucking $ 200 a week.
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: What the hell? Damn, man. Bernie's starting?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I was like, where'd you start at?
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: I was supposed to talk about it. He's like, I'll
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: pay you in soda.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Did anybody try to be a comedian after you?
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Saw you kind of doing good. I'm like, oh, I
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: can do this. Another one of your friends or someone
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is easy to copy. Yeah, because
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: it's simple.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: He got it pretty quick. He jumped on.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't think so.
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: I don't know anybody.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: No one?
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: I was surprised.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: I know other comics from other states, just from online,
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: but other comics my age.
• 33:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because you did a kid show. I think you
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: did really good. Are you like first place or something?
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: It was like a kid show, and there was a
• 33:14
  Speaker 4: bunch of other little kids too.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: You did a kid show when you were younger? No.
• 33:20
  Speaker 6: When I was 15, I did this show.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: It's basically like you're.
• 33:23
  Speaker 6: A kid and you sign up for it, and then
• 33:26
  Speaker 6: they record you and stuff. First time went great, and
• 33:29
  Speaker 6: then they had me again. But I was fucking drunk.
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: Like I was wasted at a kid's show. I was like, dude,
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: I was wasted. And then I went up there and
• 33:39
  Speaker 6: you're supposed to be like clean during this.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: What age is this?
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: I was 16 when I did it the second time.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: And yeah, I just went out there. I was like,
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: what the fuck is it? And then every time I cuss,
• 33:49
  Speaker 6: I looked over to the guy running the show.
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I'm sorry.
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: And then the thing came out on YouTube. I was
• 33:55
  Speaker 6: supposed to do, like, five to ten minutes, but since
• 33:57
  Speaker 6: I cussed and I was, like, fucking around the whole time,
• 34:00
  Speaker 6: it's a three-minute clip just online. But, yeah, it was crazy.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: Hell, yeah. It went all right, though, or no?
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: I don't remember.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: Did the kids like it?
• 34:10
  Speaker 6: I think, yeah, I don't know. It was just, like,
• 34:14
  Speaker 6: I think I did all right, but it was weird because, like,
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: I'm following, like, a seven-year-old.
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: Like, it was like, oh, my parents did this.
• 34:19
  Speaker 6: And then I'm like, what the fuck is that?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 34:23
  Speaker 4: That's like, to me, it looked so funny because the
• 34:25
  Speaker 4: age difference was so, like, one kid's talking about, like,
• 34:27
  Speaker 4: literally his dad, his parents wrote the jokes for him.
• 34:30
  Speaker 2: No, yeah, yeah.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: Doug, I did a, when I was still living in Canada,
• 34:34
  Speaker 5: I did a, no, I did a talent show. I
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: did a local talent show. I got accepted as a comedian.
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: And it was for, it was for this town. And
• 34:42
  Speaker 5: I was up against kids. I came in second place.
• 34:45
  Speaker 5: I lost to a seven-year-old breakdancer.
• 34:49
  Speaker 2: He wasn't even that good. It was just cute. I
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: was about to say, was he good? I crushed, bro.
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: Was he white? I got an applause break. What kind
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: of kid was it?
• 34:55
  Speaker 5: Just a little Spanish kid.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: How deep into comedy were you when you did this?
• 34:59
  Speaker 5: This was probably like seven years in, six years in.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: And what made you sign up? There was no other
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: comics signing up? There was a bunch of comics signing up. Oh, okay.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: A bunch of comics signing up. It was just like
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: a big talent show. The prize, it was like a
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: thousand dollars. America's Got Talent. Yeah, exactly. You're just signing up,
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: see where it goes. It was like, I hear there's
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: kids in here.
• 35:15
  Speaker 5: That was E-Zone calling me.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: I lost to a fucking breakdancer. And it was just cute.
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: And I'm telling you, I crushed, bro.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: But the thing is, I was in my 20s with talent.
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: This is just a cute seven-year-old who's fucking actually.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: Wasn't that good. Was it money, though? Yeah, he won $ 2, 000.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, I've been pissed.
• 35:37
  Speaker 2: That's not cool, man.
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: I've been pissed. Socking his kid after.
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck that kid and his parents. What are you
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: going to do? At least I know I crushed. I
• 35:46
  Speaker 2: know it's clean. What did you get? Like a subway card?
• 35:48
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you get like a little fucking paper fucking thing
• 35:52
  Speaker 5: or whatever. I don't know. I wasn't happy about it.
• 35:55
  Speaker 5: But you can't not, like.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: You can't.
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: It's a seven-year-old.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Somebody said, whoa, Nitty was in Mr. Olympian? Yeah, dude.
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: I wish.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Hey, did you see that fat Nitty I saw at Comic-Con?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: That shit was so funny.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: There's tons of fat Nittys out there, bro. Yeah, but
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: it's like, people didn't believe me. Like, I thought it
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: was like, that's how big Nitty was when I met him,
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 36:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah. And then, like, everybody at the booth was like, no,
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: he wasn't. I was like, see, you were not in Canada.
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: I was like, I was there. That was Nitty Hazard.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: That was Mr. Hazard. I let myself go at one point, dog.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: Just like, you know, it's a slippery slope. Skinny people
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: don't get it.
• 36:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I am pretty skinny.
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: You were fucked up at that show. What's up?
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: You just have a cool mom or your dad just left?
• 36:38
  Speaker 6: They aren't necessarily cool, but I feel like their whole
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: thing is they're going to let me do my thing
• 36:44
  Speaker 6: and figure it out myself. But they're great parents, really supportive.
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: But yeah, I just have a drinking problem.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: You drink now?
• 36:54
  Speaker 6: Nah, I'm sober now.
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: I'm sober.
• 36:58
  Speaker 6: About two and a half years. Yeah, thank you, man.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: Completely?
• 37:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, I would still vape. I just quit
• 37:05
  Speaker 6: vaping like three days ago.
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: You're not even actually legal and you're sober. Yeah, you're
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: supposed to quit things and you're not even supposed to
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: be doing.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: Fool, Drew Barryman was doing coke at 11, dog.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: 11!
• 37:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to say, I was like, yeah,
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: you're quitting stuff before the age when that shit gets fun.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Or before some of this shit you actually.
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: She went to rehab at 13? But you know what, though?
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: This was why, dawg. White kids be wilding out early, dawg.
• 37:26
  Speaker 5: You're at school all coked up and everybody else is
• 37:29
  Speaker 5: high on sugar.
• 37:30
  Speaker 2: This was tweaked. This was tweaked from South Park, dawg.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: Everybody else is on low level now, dawg.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: It's just like, what's going on?
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you're right because I do remember in
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: high school, the white boys were the ones doing Xannies.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Nah, yeah. perks like when it was not their moms
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: had them yeah cause.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Their moms yeah that's why they were getting them from
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: their parents cause Mexicans we didn't.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: Have fucking perks and that shit in high school.
• 37:55
  Speaker 5: Rich housewives who hate their life and their family but
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: still need to go pick up the kids at 4
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: like Zanny's any kid addicted to Zanny's have some wine
• 38:04
  Speaker 5: pick up the kids.
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: And you know I'm glad that everybody who offered me
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: like a Zanny when I was younger like never like
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: made it seem like appealing like i'm like why are
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: you fucking talking so fucking slow like i don't want
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: to be like that as compared to like whoever offered
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: me like a blunt that was like you want to
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: hit this shit and i was just like oh you
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: don't seem that bad i was like let me fucking
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: just go try it but like all the zany fools
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: or zany zany chicks that are like you want.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: To like you you want to try one? I was like,
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: I kind of fucking don't. I was like, yeah. I
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: was like, anybody can punch you right now. Yeah.
• 38:37
  Speaker 1: Because there's so, you know, somebody who's barred out, they're
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: like sloth mode.
• 38:41
  Speaker 5: Somebody gave me a Zanny once, the first time I
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: ever tried one and I was like, yo, I'm so
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: excited to try it.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: No, it was the first time I ever tried it.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: I took it home. And I ate it and I
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: just fell asleep. And I was like, what? I didn't
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: know what to expect. And I just woke up like
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: 10 hours later. I was like, what the fuck?
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: I did it while drinking and you're not supposed to
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: do that. And I blacked the fuck out where it
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: was really not embarrassing.
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: Housewives, bro.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not embarrassing blacked out. But I remember literally I
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: drove home. I talked to my sister. I went to
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: the mall. And I woke up in the morning.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: Wall Street.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: I woke up in the morning and there was literally...
• 39:11
  Speaker 4: merch from the fucking mall that i went and bought
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: and i was like when did i buy this clothing
• 39:15
  Speaker 4: there and then i went i bought.
• 39:17
  Speaker 5: Merch from nike and then i went to go talk
• 39:21
  Speaker 5: to my sister and i was like hey what.
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: Was up with me.
• 39:25
  Speaker 4: Yesterday And she was like, you were fine. I was like,
• 39:28
  Speaker 4: what do you mean I was fine? I don't remember nothing.
• 39:30
  Speaker 3: She's like, you seemed.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: Like you had a couple beers in you, but you
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: were talking to me just fine.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: I don't remember. Off of one zanny and drinking.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: A whole bar, though? Yeah, it was a whole bar. Yeah,
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: that's the problem, though. It was a whole bar.
• 39:41
  Speaker 4: It was embarrassing. I was like, bro, this is like
• 39:43
  Speaker 4: the type of shit you do where you do a crime,
• 39:45
  Speaker 4: and then you wake up in jail, and you're like,
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: I didn't even remember anything. You know how you're drunk
• 39:50
  Speaker 4: and you're still like, oh, I did do that.
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: It was those moments where it was like. You were
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: in there like, man, I fucked up.
• 39:57
  Speaker 5: Like, man, I got to go buy some merch from
• 39:59
  Speaker 5: fucking Walmart. And then I got to get some merch
• 40:02
  Speaker 5: from Applebee's on.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: The way home.
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I need some merch for my car too, you know,
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: to keep it going, obviously.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: It needs merch. that's crazy dude when I go to the.
• 40:16
  Speaker 8: Mall I don't get merch I don't get merchandise you've
• 40:19
  Speaker 8: been podcasting for so long that everything is just merch
• 40:22
  Speaker 8: merch bro it's like what the fuck yeah McDonald's is
• 40:25
  Speaker 8: just selling merch bro it's fucking double cheeseburger merch fam.
• 40:31
  Speaker 1: Are you like sober from caffeine too dog or what
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: we have a coffee sponsor you want a coffee.
• 40:36
  Speaker 6: I'm not a coffee person I'm a energy drinker let
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: me get a cold one please Yeah.
• 40:43
  Speaker 2: You should get some monsters on deck for fucking... You
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: still drink monsters? Yeah, dude. Had one this morning. Damn.
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: But you know what, though?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: I can't knock that. When I get up to go
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: to the gym, bro, I'm drinking fucking Alani, Celsius.
• 40:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. And I just get.
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I had one this morning.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: By the way, Alani, don't ever fucking make Halloween flavors.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: Again, bro.
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: You know what's a good one that I tried recently?
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: It's the most disgusting ones I've ever fucking tasted. LMNT?
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: You heard that one?
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: I tried that, Celsius... And that's, I've been balancing.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: Between Celsius makes my fucking butt thump dog.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: That's how I know you've never done coke for like
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: a habit.
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: Like, I'll pound the energy and fools will be like,
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: You don't feel shit like that?
• 41:24
  Speaker 2: I was just like, nah, bro.
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: I was like.
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: This is to maintain.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: Are you supposed to pound it or sip it?
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I pound my shit, dog. I literally would just pound it.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: Do you pound it?
• 41:34
  Speaker 6: I don't want to say that out loud.
• 41:35
  Speaker 3: Okay, do you excessively drink the can in like under
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: 20 seconds?
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: Nah, nah. Do you chug it? No. Do you chug it?
• 41:42
  Speaker 3: There you go, chug it. I don't chug it.
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: I like Red Bull, but I'll drink the can in
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: like two minutes.
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not going to like rocky chug it, but
• 41:47
  Speaker 1: it's like, dude, if it's a small Celsius, I could drink.
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: That shit in one fucking minute. You know what's better
• 41:51
  Speaker 2: than all that? Red Ice Coffee.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Cocaine. But you know what, though?
• 41:57
  Speaker 3: He's not lying, though.
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: That coffee had me on such a good one so
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: many times, dog, that I started fucking cleaning up the
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: whole back.
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: He's different on the green thumb show.
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm awake. There's no falling asleep. He's supposed to
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: be talking about Woodstock. I'll act like I'm there, dog.
• 42:14
  Speaker 4: Bro, me and Nitty, we might go get tacos, but
• 42:18
  Speaker 4: I don't go take a nap anymore.
• 42:19
  Speaker 2: He's going to get some thumbnails before I.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, when I get them, like, before four, I'm like, damn.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: Red Ice came through.
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: Red Ice came through. Yeah, honestly, like, when you're... See,
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: you don't understand, dog. You're 19, dog. When you're fucking 35, dog,
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: you replace your Coke dealer with your own coffee guy.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: He's sober.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: I think he has some understanding. Eventually, you're going to
• 42:39
  Speaker 2: pick up a copy.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: What he's trying to say is you haven't been tired yet. Yeah, yeah.
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog. He still has Adrenochrome, dog.
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: What's your favorite monster thing? Don't tell me.
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: He's still allowed on S2' s island.
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: OG.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: The OG one?
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, OG. The green?
• 42:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, just black and green.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah. Have you seen the... Hold on. Have you
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: seen the.
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: There's that one chick that fucking died.
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: A couple people have died from this shit, but I
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: saw this one.
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: It was, like, in an animation where, like, this girl
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: just kept drinking fucking Red Bulls and Red Bulls and shit.
• 43:10
  Speaker 2: And then one day her heart just... That's the only
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: thing she drank? Yeah. Like, she tried not to drink
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: a lot of... You at least drink water, right?
• 43:17
  Speaker 6: I drink a little water.
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: Well, look, the main thing that killed this chick was
• 43:23
  Speaker 1: the fact that she deprived her organs of water while
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: continuously drinking so much fucking energy drink.
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: Well, how much water is in a... Probably 70 or
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: 80% water.
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, but that's a bunch of chemicals, too. Drink
• 43:35
  Speaker 2: more water. Your body will separate it. She died at 24, dawg.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: That shit was crazy. I was like, damn. Just from
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: the heart, not from the water.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: Then her parents tried to sue Red Bull, and they
• 43:44
  Speaker 1: were just like, she drank them.
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: All day, fool.
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: What do you want us to do? Pulled out the
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: credit card station and all the fucking card shit.
• 43:53
  Speaker 4: When I was little, I mean, of course, I fucking
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: used to ride dirt bikes, so I used to love Monster, too.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: And my parents would always tell me they wouldn't give
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: me the big one to get the little one. But
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: one time, obviously, after riding, you're thirsty. So I pounded
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: this thing, bro. And I could feel my heart. I
• 44:07
  Speaker 4: told my mom, like, why is my heart doing that?
• 44:09
  Speaker 4: And they just looked at me like, we've been telling
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: you to fucking chill on that shit. And she's like,
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: sit down and just calm down for the next 30 minutes.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: And it was like, but I drank it like Gatorade.
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: Somebody said it gave her wings. Oh, man.
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: Fuck, dude.
• 44:26
  Speaker 2: That's weird.
• 44:29
  Speaker 5: What's the proper amount of water you should drink and eat?
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: I think half a gallon would be nice. Isn't your
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: body 70% water or something?
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I was told by a doctor up to a liter
• 44:38
  Speaker 3: a day.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Daily. Okay, Ray went.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: I'm going to listen to Ray because Ray went to
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: the hospital for being dehydrated.
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: Well, you could A liter a day is not much.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: That's only like two water bottles. Well, daily.
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: Let's say a liter and you got to surpass liter.
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: You got to say hydrated.
• 44:52
  Speaker 1: How much Mountain Dew did you drink as a kid, bro?
• 44:56
  Speaker 6: I didn't actually drink Mountain Dew.
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: That wasn't my thing.
• 44:58
  Speaker 6: Mountain Dew is for assholes, bro. You're an asshole if
• 45:01
  Speaker 6: you drink Mountain Dew.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: Dude, I don't drink Mountain Dew.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: Mountain Dew is not... I mean, cactus.
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: Cooler is where it's at, though, if I had to
• 45:12
  Speaker 1: choose both of them.
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that shit. What was the little, the myth? Cactus
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: cooler is kind of faggy. It was a myth about
• 45:18
  Speaker 2: Mountain Dew. It kills your sperm count.
• 45:20
  Speaker 3: That's what it was.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: I remember. And then when I heard that. Because they
• 45:23
  Speaker 2: said it's green, man. You can't be drinking green stuff.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 45:25
  Speaker 1: When you were that young, you shouldn't even give a fuck, bro.
• 45:28
  Speaker 1: You're producing so much juice that you're just like, yo,
• 45:30
  Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: I'll drink two of these. No, you got to keep
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: your sperm count high no matter what.
• 45:35
  Speaker 2: Even as a kid? Yeah, all the time. You're such
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: a good Mexican.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: You're a Mexican, dog.
• 45:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're such a good Mexican. My dad was like,
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: you don't drink that shit.
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: No more drinking fucking... They teach you.
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: At three years old? You got to keep your sperm
• 45:45
  Speaker 2: count up. Keep it high, dog.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: You got to keep it high.
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: You seen that baby that was born with a mustache?
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: No way. That's hilarious. Yeah, there was a fucking baby.
• 45:51
  Speaker 5: That was- Like a good stash or like a little stash?
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: Dude, I'm talking about like- Can we see this? Because
• 45:55
  Speaker 2: this might be AI.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: No, dog. I hate AI conversations, bro.
• 45:59
  Speaker 2: I'm over this shit.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: It's a fucking condition that's like so fucking rare and
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: this fool has like little fucking pelitos coming out of here.
• 46:04
  Speaker 1: Fool has like a little Mexican baby, dog.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: Goo goo gaga.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:10
  Speaker 2: That shit was... There it is, look. La go-go-ga-ga. La go-go-ga-ga.
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's real. Oh, I thought that was fake. Yo,
• 46:17
  Speaker 1: look at that fucking baby, dude.
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: What race is the baby?
• 46:20
  Speaker 1: His name's Jose. That fool just clocked out, dog.
• 46:22
  Speaker 2: What race is the baby? Mexican, bro. It has to be.
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: That fool had to construct... It looks like a Japanese man.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: That fool had a construction fucking business in the womb, dog.
• 46:30
  Speaker 2: It does.
• 46:31
  Speaker 5: It looks like he just told a Japanese man some
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: horrible news.
• 46:34
  Speaker 1: That fool paved his way out, dog. They didn't have
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: to squeeze him out. That fool had a tile laid
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: out and everything.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: Doesn't that look like a Japanese man who just heard
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: some bad news? All babies look fucking Japanese. They can't
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: open their eyes, dog.
• 46:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: Oh, no. What do you mean, dog? Oh, no. Dude,
• 46:52
  Speaker 2: a fucking mustache when you're a baby? That's like Benjamin Button.
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: What's that? Benjamin Button?
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: The question is, dog, as a dad, do you shave it?
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: Do you shave your kid's mustache?
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: Let it grow. You see how thick it gets by then?
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: It's going to grow thicker.
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's what they say. The baby's looking like potato head?
• 47:09
  Speaker 5: You got to get laser surgery.
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Keep up my beard. I like it.
• 47:14
  Speaker 5: Food.
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: This kid, by... Mother, I am hungry.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: How the fuck?
• 47:18
  Speaker 3: He's going to have a full fucking stash, dog.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: He's going to be like, mother, I need... I need America.
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: I need America, mama.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: He's not Japanese, bro. He's Mexican.
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: You guys didn't have in high school... Suck a titty, mama.
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: In high school, you guys didn't have like some.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: I mean, it wasn't my friend, but there was some
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: kid in high school that was like, I think a
• 47:36
  Speaker 4: year older than me. He was already having gray hairs.
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: And he was able to go to the liquor store
• 47:41
  Speaker 4: and get alcohol because just the gray hairs, bro?
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: Nobody was questioning this motherfucker, bro?
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Okay, first of all, I never knew anybody when I
• 47:46
  Speaker 1: was that age who had gray hairs, bro.
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah, see? It is a Japanese baby. Oh, my God.
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: You bring me titty milk. Every citizen titty milk. You
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: bring to me. No, he's North Korean. Is he a
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: North Korean baby? I want all the breast milk, bro.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: From all the muda in the town.
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: Why is it Asian dudes be balding? I haven't seen... Well, yeah,
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Asian fools do be balding. Yeah, they all got the
• 48:15
  Speaker 2: Buddha look when they're all tall at the end. Yeah.
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: You know what always looks funny? What? A man bun
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: when they're balding.
• 48:23
  Speaker 3: It's all right.
• 48:24
  Speaker 4: Like, yeah, it's like starts like over here.
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: You know, OK, you know, that hair fucking thing where
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: people get that replacement, that shit.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I think, you know, how like before you.
• 48:33
  Speaker 1: Have a baby, they tell you, hey, get some blood work.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: I think fool's got to fucking check. Go to your
• 48:37
  Speaker 1: doctor and be like, is this shit going to work
• 48:39
  Speaker 1: for my system, dog? Because I noticed that that shit
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: only works for some people.
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but why would the doctor tell you it's not
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: going to work? Because you fucking pay him. That's why.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: Why would he tell you it doesn't work? He's going
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: to tell you, oh, yeah, for sure. This is going to.
• 48:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, 100%.
• 48:52
  Speaker 5: Same guy that told you to get vaccinated.
• 48:55
  Speaker 6: I didn't.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: I never got it. Honestly, Photoshop was my fucking vex. Well,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: he's always scared out there. America's sick.
• 49:02
  Speaker 5: You just told me you don't need an ID to
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: go vote.
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: You can do anything you want in this country. Goddamn,
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: love it. America's sick, bro. You should need a license
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: to vote.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: You know why it's dignity? Because there's not too many
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: of you people here.
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: Hey, whatever.
• 49:18
  Speaker 5: I'm happy to be here. I'm here to start the trend.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: It hasn't turned into Canada yet.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I'm bringing them. I'm bringing them. I saw a video
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: of Halloween in Canada. Holy shit, dog. What was it?
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: It was just a bunch of Indians walking in the
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: street with no costumes.
• 49:30
  Speaker 1: This upsets you? This upsets you? And then people were
• 49:34
  Speaker 1: just like, where are the trick-or-treaters? And these fools are
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: all just taking candy. But not even a costume. Put
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: some effort, dog.
• 49:40
  Speaker 2: You fools are polluting the rivers. Fucking wear a costume, dog.
• 49:44
  Speaker 5: You're the guy online that stirs up all the Indian hate.
• 49:48
  Speaker 5: You're the beginning of it. Or you've been adopted by
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: the PSYOP.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: Well, right now, dog, I've been stirring the pot on
• 49:55
  Speaker 1: my Haitian pages.
• 49:56
  Speaker 2: Because it didn't work out for them.
• 49:58
  Speaker 5: Watch, I hope somebody voodoos you and it passes your-
• 50:01
  Speaker 5: Fuck you, dog. Your fucking Santeria. You know what I mean?
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: It's going to be Haitian voodoo. First of all, ain't
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: nothing passing Christ, I'll tell you that much, dog. Jesus Christ.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: And number two, dog, whatever you wish is going to
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: come down on your fucking career.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: I was like- I.
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: Promise you, dog.
• 50:16
  Speaker 5: You're going to do some shit to these Haitians, and
• 50:18
  Speaker 5: it's going to be a battle of Haitian voodoo versus.
• 50:20
  Speaker 4: Mexican Salvadorian voodoo.
• 50:24
  Speaker 1: Why don't you ask their whole country how it's going, dog?
• 50:26
  Speaker 1: How the smallest country is invading, and their leaders are
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: trying to please stop killing us.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, it's true.
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: You guys are actually at war right now, and you
• 50:33
  Speaker 5: both do voodoo.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's why you're anti. No, we're doing a rescue mission.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: When you're at war against someone, you can have a
• 50:40
  Speaker 3: little hate.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I forgot. I completely forgot about that. I
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: forgot Salvadorians are out there. I just thought you were
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: getting at Haitians for no reason.
• 50:45
  Speaker 1: Not only did they fucking get those four fucking.
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: It's a rescue mission, people.
• 50:50
  Speaker 1: Those four fools back, but those fools are just like,
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: they're like, hey, bro, we're capturing all these fools until
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: they fucking tell us where the head fools are at,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: so these fools are just cleaning up that area where
• 50:59
  Speaker 1: they're at. And then the other gang fools are kind
• 51:01
  Speaker 1: of telling the president... Please, let's negotiate now. And the
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: president's like, I told you fools in the beginning. Just
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: make this shit easy.
• 51:07
  Speaker 4: You're all into fucking Salvadorian politics. Dog, he's on deep
• 51:12
  Speaker 4: in the Salvadorian Haitian politics.
• 51:15
  Speaker 1: Now it's going to be Republic of El Salvador, Haiti, dog.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: You're already looking at fucking homes and shit. Of course, dog.
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: You have gold there.
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: What the fuck? No, you're right.
• 51:26
  Speaker 4: Because I look into Mexican politics and how the cartel
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: handles that shit. You know the cartel is going after
• 51:32
  Speaker 4: influencers now? I think they've killed like four, six influencers
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: on it since 2024.
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: Or what are they saying? Huh? You got to think
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: about it. Influence got a lot of.
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: No, but what did the influencers say to make the
• 51:42
  Speaker 5: cartel come after them?
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: It's the other cartel. Yeah, please tell Nitty to say it.
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: So it's the other cartel. So this is what it is.
• 51:49
  Speaker 4: Let's say you're an influencer in Sonora.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: What? Influencer in Sonora?
• 51:54
  Speaker 3: I said that right.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: No, you said influencer. No, I heard it right.
• 51:59
  Speaker 4: Say you're the influencer in Sonora and obviously you got clout, bro.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: And the cartel wants to launder money. So they'll open
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: businesses under your name, under your, you know, hey, let's
• 52:10
  Speaker 4: start a brand. And they'll just launder money through you.
• 52:13
  Speaker 4: And then the government kind of finds out because they're like,
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: what the fuck? This ain't making sense. You're not selling
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: this many fucking hats. You're just laundering this shit. And
• 52:20
  Speaker 4: then the other cartel finds out. So, to prove a point,
• 52:23
  Speaker 4: they're killing influencers now because they're.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Using the cartels.
• 52:25
  Speaker 5: You seen that video?
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:26
  Speaker 1: You see that where it says why the cartels are
• 52:29
  Speaker 1: targeting influencers?
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Why would you get the same fucking shit? Because they
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: know we're on the same podcast, stupid. Yeah, but it's crazy, bro.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: It's worldwide news.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: You guys are just tapped into the Mexican algorithm. Yeah,
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: but it's fucking... I was literally.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: Okay, so skip to the part where the influencer dies.
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: Bro, on camera. Live. On camera? Live. On his live?
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: He's live. They're influencing, bro. They're literally all live on
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: livestream saying, hey, I'm going to do this.
• 52:52
  Speaker 2: And then they literally pull up and they're like.
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: And they dip out.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: One of them was a bitch.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: She was live streaming and they pulled up to her.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Are you talking about in the salon?
• 53:01
  Speaker 5: In the salon.
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: Didn't that shit happen like months ago?
• 53:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah. There was that other food that was in the
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: middle of the street.
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: Pizza guy. Oh, okay.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: That's the one I saw.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: These are all influencers that are somehow tied to the cartel.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: Because the cartel is using them to fucking launder money.
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: I'll be honest, dog.
• 53:17
  Speaker 1: Anytime I see a dude on a bike, I thank
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: God I have a truck. I'll run that motherfucker over
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: if I see something come out of your pocket, dog.
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: I'll be like, hey. Like, if I see... It was
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: a sandwich.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dog. Like, if I see you pussy... Because, dog,
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: it's always... They're going to be like e-scooters. Respectable, though.
• 53:33
  Speaker 2: Like, if I see a Harley, I ain't fucking... You
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: know what I mean? They never... But if I see
• 53:36
  Speaker 2: one of these little... Like, bro, no license plate?
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, dog, you're getting fucking... There's probably.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Fucking sandwich, dog.
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: Bro, there's guys on Lime Scooters probably doing that.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: Lime Scooters.
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: The thing is, though, like, in a place like America, bro, like,
• 53:52
  Speaker 1: so many shit is watched out here, dog, that it's like,
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: even if, let's just say, you think you have the
• 53:57
  Speaker 1: perfect crime and you're in a gang and you're like,
• 53:59
  Speaker 1: I'm going to go smoke this fool. Let a fucking
• 54:02
  Speaker 1: Waymo or a fucking Tesla pass by. And then have
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: you just fucking do that shit. And now that fucking
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: car is going to send that shit into the data center.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: And now they're going to be like, hey, that.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Murder that went down around here? That's this motherfucker right here.
• 54:16
  Speaker 2: You ain't getting away with shit out here anymore, dog.
• 54:19
  Speaker 1: Because just when you think that place doesn't have cameras,
• 54:22
  Speaker 1: they'll park a Waymo right there.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: But I wonder, those people who are doing it, they're
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: just down just because they're down. You know what I'm saying?
• 54:30
  Speaker 2: Some people are really sick in the head. Like, some
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: people just do it just because.
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: Like, they don't care what happens to them.
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: Like, there's an oddball or something.
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: Like, there's such a thing as, like, what do they
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: call it?
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: The hate gene?
• 54:40
  Speaker 1: The fucking... Like, all the fucking bad people in the
• 54:43
  Speaker 1: world had it.
• 54:43
  Speaker 2: Hitler had it. Fuck it. The thing you got.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: That's his own gene.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: It's like they say, like, it's like a certain gene
• 54:49
  Speaker 1: that's just like, look, these fools are going to fucking.
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: It's that crazy gene. Oh, yeah, I heard of that. Like,
• 54:53
  Speaker 2: they'll fucking do the shit.
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: No, but some people are doing it because the cartel's
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: making them do it.
• 54:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I mean, like.
• 54:57
  Speaker 5: The cartel asks you to do something.
• 54:58
  Speaker 2: You don't say no. You don't.
• 54:59
  Speaker 5: Because it's the cartel. Paul, let's not forget. Plata o plomo.
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: Either you take the money or you die. So you're
• 55:07
  Speaker 4: going to fucking participate no matter what. That's what plata
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: o plomo means?
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: Plata o porno.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Or I get a porno?
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: I did see this one interview with this guy who.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: I wonder if the cartels fund some of the Mexican pornos.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Oh, 100%.
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: They interviewed... You know how everybody's into making banda now,
• 55:29
  Speaker 1: like Mexican music? There's the Peso Pumas and all these
• 55:32
  Speaker 1: motherfuckers that want to do that shit. And it's crazy
• 55:35
  Speaker 1: how one of these dudes in the Chicago scene, he
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: talks about how all that shit is.
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: One big money wash, the majority of it.
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: So it's like these artists are getting younger and younger. Like, there's, like,
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: it's one big fucking money wash, dog. So you think
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: the influencer shit is bad. This was talking about, like,
• 55:52
  Speaker 1: the fucking mutant.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: I've been to these concerts, bro.
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, he said the people is in that building
• 55:58
  Speaker 1: when that shit happens. There's money that comes out of
• 56:00
  Speaker 1: the blue. Ticket sales, it's sold out, but there's space.
• 56:04
  Speaker 3: Like, it's wild, dog.
• 56:05
  Speaker 4: So when I lived in Lake Elsinore, they had a concert,
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: like a Mexican concert, like Banda concert. Ramon Ayala, Los
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: Tigres del Norte. It was going to be popping.
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: Norte was there? Yeah.
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: And it was going to be the first concert in
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: Lake Elstern. They were going to have it right in
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: front of the lake. So we were telling everybody from
• 56:28
  Speaker 4: our high school and everybody. I was like, we got
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: to go. Basically, we did a pep rally. Yeah, because
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: I was like, if it does good, they might have
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: other ones. And other ones could include EDM and shit
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: we like. So let's go to support. Let's fucking pack
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: this place out.
• 56:42
  Speaker 2: Bro, when we got there, when we got there, it
• 56:44
  Speaker 2: was just people from Lake Elsinore, dog.
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: And I was looking around. I was like, how are
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: they covering this money? Like, what are they doing here?
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: My dad looked at me.
• 56:50
  Speaker 4: He's like, they're doing this to launder money. They're going
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: to act like a bunch of people bought beer, a
• 56:55
  Speaker 4: bunch of people bought tickets. They don't really give a
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: fuck if it sells out or not. That's not the
• 56:59
  Speaker 4: point of it. And I was sitting there like, whoa.
• 57:02
  Speaker 4: Because it was empty, bro. It was empty as fuck.
• 57:04
  Speaker 4: And they had some great artists. And I was just like.
• 57:08
  Speaker 5: Why was it empty? People were scared to come because
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: it's a cartel thing? Or were people just like.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: It was like Elsinore and they don't really care. Like
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: they didn't care about promoting it. It wasn't, it wasn't
• 57:16
  Speaker 4: about promoting. It was like, we just need somewhere to
• 57:18
  Speaker 4: tell them.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: That they bought beer.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Like cash, like cash, a cash event, something that's cash events.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: So you just launder money. Like, look, this is where
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: we made this.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: And then when, but the thing is like when you,
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: when you could just do one venue and that venue
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: is doing numbers, that's how you get audited. So what
• 57:32
  Speaker 1: they do is like, you'll fucking get all the venues.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: That throw all this.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: That's why Pico, Pico Rivera fucking centers always crack it
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: and all these places.
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: And there's always big events going down.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: Because if all the five venues that host the Mexican
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: music fucking sell out all the bars nonstop, it sets
• 57:46
  Speaker 1: the standard. Like, it's compared to when you have a
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: hip-hop show and they're like, hey, bro, you didn't even
• 57:50
  Speaker 1: make like a fourth of what the fuck a Mexican
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: sales made.
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: It's like, bro, there's nobody washing money there. It's fucking crazy.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: And there's the same fool in the banda said, he's like, yeah,
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: they asked him, have you ever played for like any mafiosos?
• 58:02
  Speaker 2: And he was like, yeah, bro.
• 58:03
  Speaker 1: He's like, honestly, he said he would never do it
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: again because he said that shit was too scary. He said,
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: whenever they ask for a song, like, you fucking better
• 58:11
  Speaker 1: bust it out, because he's like, there's guns on the table,
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: there's fucking perico fucking being, like, passed around.
• 58:16
  Speaker 2: Fools are, like, in their.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Ego, like, and he's just like, fuck, and he's like,
• 58:22
  Speaker 1: they'll just keep giving you money to do it, and
• 58:24
  Speaker 1: he said that at the end of the whole thing,
• 58:27
  Speaker 1: he was like, the guy who was supposed to pay
• 58:29
  Speaker 1: him was fucked up. Like, the fear of, like, hey, bro,
• 58:33
  Speaker 1: you think you can fucking pay me, dog? Like, there's
• 58:35
  Speaker 1: a fucking AK-47 right there. So, like, he had to
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: have one of his partners be like, hey, bro, your
• 58:40
  Speaker 1: voice fucked up.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: Like, I just... Like, we already did it. I'm just
• 58:43
  Speaker 2: trying to get out of here. Have you heard of
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: the horror stories? Like, what? Of, like... That's not a
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: horror story? No, it can get worse where, like, these bandas.
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: Are like, they'll... Once they want you, you kind of
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: have to go.
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: They'll pick these fools up and literally.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: Cover their faces because they don't want to know where
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: they're at. And these ranchos in the middle of nowhere,
• 59:02
  Speaker 4: they'll cover their faces. And now they got to play.
• 59:04
  Speaker 4: You got to think about it. These fuckers are coked out.
• 59:06
  Speaker 4: They've played for two days straight. These guys are like, yo,
• 59:09
  Speaker 4: we need a break, bro.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: You said we could play.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: You'll get a break when I say get a break.
• 59:14
  Speaker 2: Exactly, and they're just doing blow on blow, bro. That's
• 59:17
  Speaker 2: exactly where it goes down. Shoot the floor.
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: Dance monkey.
• 59:21
  Speaker 2: They're like, dude, it was the scariest shit. You're a
• 59:24
  Speaker 2: dance monkey.
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, but think about it, though. You're leaving there with $ 150, 000 cash.
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: Oh my God, dog. If you survive it, is it
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: worth the three days?
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: That's what I said. Is it worth just playing three days?
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: One bad song shot in the leg.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: I've seen the fingers where like fools are just like,
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: hey bro, like they have blisters.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 59:42
  Speaker 4: Would you do stand up for fucking three days for
• 59:44
  Speaker 4: the cartel dogs who's telling jokes and just being a
• 59:46
  Speaker 4: fucking jester?
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: For the sons of anarchy fools? Just dancing around like
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: a fucking monkey all day?
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: That's the equivalent of That's the equivalent to having a
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: gesture back in the day when you were a king, dog.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: You would come out with an hour of material. Because
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: if you were not funny to the king, bro, they
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: cut his head off, bro.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: He's not going to kill you. He's not going to
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: kill you.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 2: Nitty bomb, chop his head off.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: He's not killing you if you bomb because he's going
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 4: to understand not everything's going to hit.
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 3: But you've got to be a monkey for two hours.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: Does Sam have enough for three days? Does he have
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: enough material for three days?
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: At that point, you're riffing. Yeah, you're just riffing. You're
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: talking to everybody.
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: You're just being a funny guy.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 1: Imagine you start riffing and then you riff on one
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: of the top dude's wife or some shit.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: Nah, you get a pass.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, dog.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: If they want it, you get a pass because they're like,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 5: you know. You just got to be funny about it.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 5: You got to be charming about.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: Your talking shit.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: You got to be charming to the main guy. It
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter. That's the thing about comedy, bro.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: You can literally say anything if you do it properly.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 5: If you say it with the right cadence and the
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 5: right charm, you can get away with saying anything.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to think about it.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 4: There's places where you go to the Middle East, and
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: they'll tell you not to make fun of the kings.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: But if it's good enough, don't let it slide.
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: We're like, all right, all right, that was a good one.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: But if you're just talking shit to talk shit... Like
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 2: the metal is, there is no homo shit here.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 3: There was a story that B told about Cypress Hill.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: They did a show somewhere in the Middle East, right?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: And they were required to change the lyrics. Because they
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 3: couldn't say certain things. Not certain words, but certain verses.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: They had to change it up and shit. And there
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: were songs that they requested to play as well.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: Look at what this full dead president said.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: My cousin's in a band in Mexico and they just
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: pulled this band off the bus and made them play
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 1: three hours.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: And just left. Yeah? Oh my God.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: That's not funny.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Imagine you leaving the store and they come get your
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 1: ass and they're like, all right, bro, we heard your
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 1: special and now we want to hear it live.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: I'd be like, really? You listened to my special? They
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: would instantly jump on top of the car and be like,
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: now I got a stage? Yeah. You guys sit right there.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 2: They'll be like, all right, all right, that's enough. They
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: let me go. That shit is scary, man.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: I mean, The thing about comedians is you hope it
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 5: doesn't happen to you alone.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: You hope it happens to you and your boys.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 5: So that is at least fun because then you get
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: to party with these guys while you're not on stage.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Comedians would join the party.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but not everything is going to work out for
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 1: you like Burt Chrysler and fucking.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: I think if you have the right vibes, most things
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: will work out for you. The machine? The machine when
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: he's on the bus? Don't be a dick. Have you
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 2: guys heard of the... Yeah, you would definitely ruin that.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: The Russian mafia would have smoked Nitty's ass. Me? What
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: do you mean?
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: We'd be having so much fun. I'd learn Russian in
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: two days.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: Bro, we'd have a vibe. Did you see that horrible movie?
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: The fucking... I know the story. I haven't watched the movie. Okay, dog.
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: Don't ever waste your time on the movie.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 5: The Machine?
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey. Nah, nah. Fuck you. It's a very good.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: It's a very good... Oh, that movie.
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Fucking... Yeah, that's what I meant.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: The movie's not great, but the storytelling when Burt does it.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: And when he was in his moment.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: The story was way better than the whole fucking... than
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: the whole fucking.
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: Movie, but the movie... I'm sorry, man. Don't ever fucking
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: waste your time and watch it, dog. Not even if it's.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: Like Netflix for the holidays for free. Not even if it's...
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 4: But you still give it a thumbs up because he's atomic.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: If it says up next, just skip that shit, dog.
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: Nah. It's bad, dog. Nah, bro. Nah, it's bad, dog.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: I haven't watched it. I'm probably not going to watch it.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: But I know the story.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 4: People in the chat room. People in the chat room, 100%.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 4: I don't care what anyone says, bro. Wasted my money
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 4: in that movie.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah. But the story, when he says it on stage
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: the first couple times, amazing story. It's a cool story.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 2: He's a storyteller. That's what he does for Santa. It's
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: a cool story.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 1: And so you be starting Santa up so young, who
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 1: the fuck do you look up to, dog?
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: Where's the relatability?
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: Please don't say Bert Kreischer, for God's sake. I can't
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: take that shit.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: Don't make me take off my shirt if you keep
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 2: talking shit.
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: I'd rather see you without a shirt on than that guy.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 2: It only works if you're fat. I know, that's why.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 2: It only works if you're a fat guy. Nobody would ask.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Will to take his shirt off from the Leo and
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 1: Danny podcast.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: It's because he's fat. That's what I'm saying. He starts
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 2: licking his tit. Who inspires you? What got you going?
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 6: Originally, Kevin Hart. Right now, I'm a really big fan
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 6: of Big J. Oakerson, Robert Kelly, the whole Legion of
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 6: Skanks crew.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Dirtbags. Have you been to Skank Fest? I haven't. Bro,
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: it's fucking fun, dog.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 4: Yo, it's so much fun, bro. These folks are all animals.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: All your Shafir shit's the fucking.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: Stage, bro. People shit the stage. No way. Bro, yes.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 2: He's a fucking animal, bro. I've seen.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: He shit the stage.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: People do... Okay.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: That's not comedy anymore, dude. Yeah, okay. That's not even performance.
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: That's not even performance art. The fucked up part. Can
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: we discuss this right now?
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: Like, seriously. And especially you, okay? You're young.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: You see Ari Shaffir taking shit on stage.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: Like... Do you laugh?
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: Comedic genius.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Is this funny?
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 1: To me, the moment I get a smell of fucking shit,
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: I want to leave.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? I don't know.
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 6: I'm just going to walk away, I think.
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 2: Xavier apparently is standing ovation. I was impressed. All the
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: comedians stand up and they're just like... Could you shit
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: on command? No.
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: That's the thing. He probably had to take a shit.
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 5: I don't think it was talent as much as... He
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 5: had to take a shit and he's like, you know what?
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 5: I'll just do it right now because I'm already sure.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: You can't even be in a regular bathroom and this
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: guy can take a shit. It's a talent.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: It's not a talent.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: It's a shit on command, dog.
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 5: Listen, he thinks buying... things at the store is buying merch.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 5: He's allowed to think that. Taking a shit somewhere as
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 5: a talent.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, this guy's challenging. Yeah. I've seen people.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 4: Yo, after the show, he's like, you know what'll make
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 4: you blow up, Nitty?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: You just take a shit at the comedy store. I
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 2: forget the fact I told you.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: This guy's walking down fucking downtown. He sees a homeless
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 5: guy taking a shit.
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 2: He's like, I found a star. I found a fucking star. Sam,
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: you gotta have this guy on. Yeah, we gotta.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 5: We gotta sign this guy.
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: Did he wipe your ass on stage or after?
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: That's even worse.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: I didn't think about that. He just put his pants
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 4: back up and left, dog.
• 1:06:02
  Speaker 2: That's so disgusting, dog. That's white people shit, though.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 5: Stinky ass fool.
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: You know that's white people shit. Stinky fool. Shout out
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Red Eyes Coffee LA. The best.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 4: That's some Jason Rouse shit.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 2: Oh, 100%.
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 1: When I commented and you pictured Gabby Lamb, I was like,
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 1: the female Jason Rouse.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: You know Jason Rouse? No. Oh, my God, dude.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 6: I need to see his face.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: No, you would know this fucker.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: He looks like a skeleton. You would never forget him.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 2: You would never forget him. He used to live here.
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: He's like 110, bro. He doesn't die. Oh, wow. No,
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, shout out to Jason. He's like in his 50s,
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: but he's just like.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 1: A wild, crazy, cocky man from Canada, bro. And his
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: context is. What would you describe him, Mr. Fucking Professional
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 1: over here?
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 5: What do I describe him?
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 2: What would you say Jason's style is like? Who would
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 2: you just compare him to? His own.
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 5: Who's that... Who's that artist that... Who used to shit
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 5: on stage and shit?
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: G.G. Allen. Yeah, G.G. Allen. He's the G.G.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 5: Allen of comedy.
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 4: our homie Jason Rouse he does a special where at
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: the end of the special he says give me a
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 4: second I'll be right back and he goes back on
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 4: stage and he gets naked so fast and he puts
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: his dick in between his legs and then he walks
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: through the crowd in between white people and then he's
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 4: literally talking about how he had diarrhea from eating like
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Taco Bell or something it's fucking crazy and I'm like
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 4: whoa on the stage he did.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 5: A tour back in the day with Sam and Ari
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: and He tells a story.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: None of them were famous yet.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: They were all just touring across America and they were
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: all sleeping in a hotel room.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 2: Or they were leaving for the show.
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: He took a shit in the bathtub, left it there,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 5: and then cranked the heat up all the way.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: And then they left for the show.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 5: So when they came back and they opened up the
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 5: fucking thing, it just smelled like.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Shit.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: He's an asshole. Hot shit. He's an asshole. He did
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: that to me. He did that to you?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 4: Not that specifically, but I was with George Perez. Me,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 4: George Perez, Sidekick Eddie.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 3: Shout out to George. Yeah, we all went to fucking
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: Fresno to do stand-up.
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 2: And we got a room.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: And we were all doing fucking a bunch of blow.
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: And then we went back to the room. And he
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 4: turned the heat up all the way up. All the
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: way up and just watch us wake up. What the fuck?
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 4: Who turned up the heater? And he's just enjoying it, bro.
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 4: George is yelling at me because for some reason it's
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 4: my fault.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: We're all coked out.
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 4: There's no water in the fucking hotel. And he's just
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: enjoying it. And he's like, that was me.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: For no reason. Like an asshole.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Dude, this fucking crazy guy. We were staying in this
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 1: fucking hotel. No, like his friend's apartment in Yorkdale. Is
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 1: that where the rich people are in Canada?
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 2: Yorkville. Yorkville? I love that place, by the way. I
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 2: was like, it's really nice.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 1: So we were right there. I'm like, why don't we
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: just take the elevator like a normal person?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 2: This motherfucker.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: From floor like 30 something chose to take the stairs.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 2: Down and all the way up dog in fucking.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 1: Boots like I'm like this is fucking I did it
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 1: like once or twice with him but I was like
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 1: look I'll be at the coffee shop downstairs you know the.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 5: First time I came to LA when I did your
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 5: podcast this was after you guys came to Toronto um
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 5: And I came with Jason Rouse. And we were staying.
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: I had an Airbnb on Hollywood Boulevard, like just off
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 5: of it, behind it. And Rouse came over with one
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: of his boys. And I was with two of my
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: friends from Toronto. Rouse came over with one of his
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 5: boys to do a bunch of blow. And we were
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 5: on the third floor. And there was a palm tree
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: that ends right at our fucking balcony. And Rouse came
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 5: upstairs with his boy.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 2: We went outside. We were smoking a cigarette. And his
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 2: boy fucking just jumped off the balcony, grabbed.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: Onto the fucking palm tree, went all the way down it,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 5: and then came all the way back up and came
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: on our balcony.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 2: Just fucking high on coke. Just doing crazy shit. Were
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: they even drinking? Uh, his boy was drinking. Okay, because
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: Jason don't drink.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 5: Jason's an animal.
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 2: He'll do coke sober type of shit.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: That's wild.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's scary. That's scary. When somebody just does like.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: How's that scary?
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 2: Because, bro, you need something to level you out. You
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: just can't be all pericado and not leveled out. Like,
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 2: you know Mexicans drink... It's drinking and coke. It's not
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 2: just coke.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: Come on, there's a handful of people who do... Just
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: coke and not alcohol.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: Those are animals. Psychopaths. Yeah, he doesn't agree with me.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: You're a psychopath.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: You can do a line. You can start with T-ass.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: I think you're more of a psychopath adding on to
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: the fucking dish. Adding alcohol, then.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's a liviana. It's a game.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 5: They do cocaine so they can keep drinking.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Alright, what about cocaine and a cigarette?
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, the best, dog.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 3: Is that better than alcohol in that situation?
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I didn't mean to make that up.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: Dog, one fucking menthol, one or two menthol cigarettes after
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: like a few hits of the bag.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: You start saying the N-word. No, dog. That shit just, man,
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: that shit is tops, dog. I mean, look. Don't do drugs, kids.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: Don't do drugs.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying that. I'm talking about experiences that I
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: used to do. All right, but that shit right there.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 1: The moment I would ask somebody, he's like, hey, you
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: got a menthol cigarette?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: And they would say yes. I would hug him. That
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: shit would hit though.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: Especially nowadays because there's no menthol.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: Cigarettes in LA. Were you a hugger? Were you an
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: emotional cokehead? No. I fucking love you.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: Nah, Ezone would be excited as fuck.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah. It would be non-stop. Are there people that are
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 2: emotional cokeheads? Yeah, some people.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: Emotionally crazy?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 1: You have to be an emotional person when you drink.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: It's like, I'm Like, it depends. Like, sometimes I get
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 1: emotional when I drink, so it's like, that's, you.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 2: Know, I wouldn't. Are you? You get emotional when you drink? Actually,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: you are. When you drink, he always comes.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 5: To me and tells me, fucking love you, needy. It's
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 5: the only time he tells me. Like, my drunk dad.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 3: No, that's Xavier. Xavier will hug.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Xavier gets fucking touchy when he drinks. Oh, he'll put
• 1:11:54
  Speaker 3: your arm around.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 2: You and be like, oh, you're the best. That's better
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: than an angry drunk.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Way better. That's for sure.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 4: I'm not.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 2: Me too. I'm a happy drunk. I'm a happy drunk.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 2: All the time. You see that little.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 4: I don't even like hanging out with people that are
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: angry drunks.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 2: Aggressive drunks? Yeah. I don't even like doing that. What
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: were you? Remember when Pradeep started doing Nas and then
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 2: he wanted to fight? What kind of drunk were you?
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: At 17.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 6: I was emotional when I didn't drink, which caused me
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 6: to drink. And then I was like, chill.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 5: I was.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 2: You were a chill drunk.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess.
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 6: I could get mad.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 3: What did you like to drink?
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: Beer? Liquor? Vodka?
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 6: It's disgusting, but I was a fireball guy. I just
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 6: chugged fireballs.
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: You are like purely white monster. Fucking tattoo. Fucking fireball. Yeah, yeah. Dude,
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: you know you love Jager bombs. Are you an only child? Yeah.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 6: No, I got an older brother and two younger sisters.
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: What does that fool do?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 6: He like moves copies. He's like a delivery guy.
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: Okay. But yeah. And then, like, you have a, like,
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: what is your, like, your parents are supportive. Like, what
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 2: does your brother think?
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Because you've been doing comedy more, like, longer than some
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 1: people that start.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: Like, you know what I mean?
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 3: Like, you started at a very young age.
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many, a lot of people start
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 1: in their 20s. Some people start in their 30s. So,
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: it's like, what do your siblings think about it?
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 6: They're supportive, too. They fuck with it.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: Yeah, my brother makes a lot more money than me, but.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: What does your brother do?
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 1: I mean, but you're young, though, bro. Like, remember, bro,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 1: you're young. Like, that shouldn't even, like, be a thing, bro.
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 1: Right now is the time to fucking take that fucking risk.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: You're a fetus in this business world, dude.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: Because the moment you keep going up in the game,
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: you run out of less time, bro, because you got
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 1: to think about the future, dog.
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 2: Like, right now, you're... You're not even in your fucking 20s, dog.
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: You could take the risk.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 1: If you wanted to start juggling on stage, now's the
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: time to fucking do it. If you wanted to fucking
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 1: do backflip.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like.
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 5: I started comedy when I was 19. And you're doing
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 5: the best thing ever.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 2: You're hustling.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 5: Now's the time to hustle. Because it's going to get
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 5: to a point where you're like, I just can't do
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 5: this anymore. When I added you on Instagram today and
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 5: I checked your Instagram story, what I loved was you
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 5: were like. yo, can I go drive to San Diego?
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 5: I'll drive two and a half hours every day if
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: I need to go do a gig.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 5: Which is good, man.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 2: That's all.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 5: A lot of comics that I meet out here don't
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 5: have that kind of hustle, man. They're not 19, are they?
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 2: They don't want to drive an hour.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 5: When I started, I would drive six hours to go
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 5: do a gig and then just drive right back the night.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 5: And keep the hotel money so I could just have
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 5: that and just drive right back.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: So keep doing that.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 5: You're young.
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: Now's the time to do it.
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: Get all the stage time you can.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: As long as you have the hustle, you're going to
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 2: go far, dog.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 1: One of the key things he said in that is
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 1: that he knows a lot of comics that don't do that.
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: And I'll be 100% honest.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of comics out there that could.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: Be doing that.
• 1:14:44
  Speaker 1: Then you're doing circles on them and they have actual resources, dog.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Not that I'm saying you don't,
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: but they can hit up their big homie who's probably
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: touring and be like, hey, can you give me a spot?
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Or hey, if I don't have a spot with you,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: Do you know who else would give me a spot?
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And that comes along with experience,
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 2: of course.
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: But if you're starting young, that experience is going to
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: rack up very.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: Quick, bro. Especially the way you're dedicated, man.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 1: Right now, this one has that energy.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 2: This one could be up to three if you wanted to.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: I've seen this one anywhere. Book me now. I've seen you, dog.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 2: Just like now, anything. I'll perform in a garage. Yeah,
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: I've seen this before.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's how you get there.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: You scared of anything on this journey, bro? Being so young?
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 6: Not really.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm chill.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 5: At what age did you stop worrying about molestation? Because
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 5: at 15, you're kind of like, all right, one of
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 5: these fucking guys.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: Then you watch the Drake documentary, the Drake and Josh documentary,
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 4: and you're like, dude, that could be me.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 3: No, yeah, I mean, I was.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm not... I'm just around dudes in comedy most
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: of the time, and then any girls, it's like... I
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 6: was taught very young in comedy, like, hey, you don't
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 6: fuck female comics. You see them as dudes.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: Get in trouble.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 3: So.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 2: It's not even that. It's you shit what you eat.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? Yeah, exactly. Do you get... Okay,
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 2: first of all, do you get in trouble? Some comics do.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 3: No, okay, but like.
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: It just ends badly. If it ends badly and then
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 2: one person.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: Your quote-unquote hub is in the comedy store. Let's just
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: say two comics there, well-known, start fucking.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 5: And then let's just say it ends badly, one person
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: starts talking shit about the other, some rumors start spreading, and.
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: Then it could ruin.
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 5: It could ruin one of them, either party's fucking experience.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 5: In comedy, just being at the club because people start
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 5: treating them differently.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: Or your mom could be a lawyer and put a
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: restraining order on you and now you can't go to
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 4: the comedy store when you're there.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: Who'd that happen to? I don't know if I want
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: to put names out there, but he knows exactly who
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 2: I'm talking about. Rest in peace, Sarah Mostajabi. Rest in peace,
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 2: Sarah Mostajabi. I'll talk about it.
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: Later, but that shit, some crazy shit went down where
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 4: it was an altercation at the comedy store where someone
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 4: broke up with someone and they started dating that person's
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 4: ex and then They were like, well, I don't like you,
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: so her mom's a lawyer, so put a restraining order.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 2: Now that girl can't go to the comedy store. Mortified. Mortified.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Her whole life was stand-up, dawg. She ended up killing herself.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not even joking. Because of that? Yeah.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 4: Well, shout out to Sarah Musajabi. She was the first
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 4: regular on Kill Tony. If anybody wants to go down
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 4: that rabbit.
• 1:17:16
  Speaker 2: Hole, dawg.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 1: And a lot of people didn't know, but she did
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 1: a lot of voiceover work.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:17:22
  Speaker 4: I used to pick her up all the time because
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: George always had her on George Press.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 2: Like for cartoons and shit.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 2: For Robot Chicken.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah. She was on Robot Chicken.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 2: That's sick, dude. Yeah.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: She was a sick-ass girl. She was like into anime.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 4: She would have been at Comic-Con for sure.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: Give me a Xanax one time. Who was the comic? Huh?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you later.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: It's not that hard to figure out. Everyone kind of knows.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: Turn my mic off.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 4: Back yeah yeah yeah cheese man it's fucking cheese man
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 4: over here look.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 2: Okay people like what look.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: The clue okay a la fuerza.
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah yeah look it was matt rife.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 3: I see that billboard by the house dude yeah the
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 3: yamaba pretty cool stuff yeah.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 4: Well how was it when you got your first billboard
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 4: nitty what how was it when you got your first billboard.
• 1:18:28
  Speaker 2: It was for a door?
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: I can't even say it.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 2: So in Canada, I got it. I got it in Toronto.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: I didn't know what it was for, but I got
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: this billboard.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 5: And I was in there five minutes to one, like
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 5: a passport photo of me. And then I got paid
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 5: $ 750 for it, which was a ripoff because it was
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 5: all over Ontario.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 2: For two years. I was getting pictures every... People thought
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: I was famous, dog. They're like, yo, you fucking made it.
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 5: Because it was also for a radio station and it
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 5: just said, I don't always laugh out loud when I LOL.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 5: So it was kind of comedy related. People thought they
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 5: did it because I'm a comedian and like, yo, I
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 5: was getting.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: That's what I thought.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: I just had the face that they were like, if
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 5: we put his face on it, I think more brown
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 5: people will listen to our station.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: I think that's what was going on. You know what
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: I mean?
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: What would have been the right price?
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 5: If I got that in America, that's probably a $ 20, 000
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 5: fucking award.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: What would have been the right price for you?
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: I was young.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 5: I was just getting into, like, I was doing comedy
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 5: for a bit. I had just gotten into acting and
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 5: that type of shit. I would have done it for $ 200, 000.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: I didn't know.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: But until you start seeing it everywhere, and then you're like,
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 5: the first person I told, I got 750 bucks. They're like,
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 5: what the fuck? That's all they paid you? And then
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 5: I started realizing it. I'm like, oh, shit.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: You know what?
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 5: I think I did get fucked. But that's just Canada.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 5: The industry there, there's not as much money.
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: I'm telling you, dog, you do not have those Indian
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: traits that we see online at all, dog.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because back then, it wasn't... Not hardworking, not negotiating.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 5: No, back then, it wasn't what's happening right now. There
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 5: was a lot of Indian people, but it was like,
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 5: you know, second generation Indians, a lot like me, you know?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: And over the.
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 5: last few years, India and Canada have been conspiring to
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 5: bring Indians here, there. So, and then he's on, hopped
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 5: on the algorithm and here we are.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: As far as I know, they blocked, there's no more
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 2: Indians coming to Canada anymore. They're like, we are a fool.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 5: They'll never stop being Indians in Canada.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 2: You can't stop it.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 5: It's like a pipeline. I know.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 2: You guys don't have ice? No. They have ice. It's
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 2: fucking Canada, bro. It's cold as shit. Yeah, no. We
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 2: don't have your kind of ice. We just use natural ice.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 2: You don't have ice to scare them? Yeah, bro. Mexicans
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 2: don't like it. Mexicans, that's why they name it ice.
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 2: Because they know we really don't like ice enough to
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 2: go to Canada.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 4: They're like, yo, these folks don't like the cold that much, fuckers.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 4: Let's name these, let's call each other ice.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, bro.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 4: Mexicans hate the cold. Like, Canada at one point was
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 4: letting Mexicans in.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: They were like, you were allowed to get a citizenship
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: to Canada.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but they're like, oh, it's fucking far, fool.
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it is cold as shit, dude.
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 2: Get the fuck out of here. We already crossed the wall.
• 1:21:04
  Speaker 2: We don't want to go to the ice wall, fool.
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 2: Don't forget, guys, we're raffling this off. Chili Millie.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: Fucking Chili.
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 3: Do a super chat, a dollar.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: Chili.
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 4: You guys can go get these on her website as
• 1:21:16
  Speaker 4: well or go to her Instagram, Chili Millie.
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: You guys know who she is.
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 5: Chickaletti and Chili. Get a Chili and a Chickaletti.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 2: No one's typing. Dude, that shit fucks with me. Since
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: I text, she's always in my DMs.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 4: I think for some reason she's typing back to me
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 4: and she's a little stupid fucking.
• 1:21:33
  Speaker 2: Chelemele.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 5: Chickalete.
• 1:21:38
  Speaker 2: I thought that for a while too.
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: Alright, let's get into the super chat since it is
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 1: that time.
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 2: I know. Chelemele. Well, we started late, dog.
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: Yes, we did. Later than usual. I'm going to skip
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 3: to this one, man, because honestly, that motherfucker gave us
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 3: a $ 100 Super Chat saying, Que una mis pobres, rightfully so.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: Hashtag data center money. Hashtag we don't smoke the same.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: Hashtag be real TV.
• 1:22:07
  Speaker 2: First of all, thank you.
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 5: Thank you.
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you. But, yo, you can't call us poor and
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: give us $ 99. 99. Where's that extra penny, dawg?
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 5: It's fun.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 2: YouTube takes it. Oh, really? Yeah.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 3: Anything over $ 10, you can call me Pobre.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. Thanks.
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 3: Damn, really?
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 2: Well, they're super chatting.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 4: For me to super chat at $ 10? Because I'll super
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: chat to some channel when I watch them.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 2: They're live. I'll super chat if I have to ask
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 2: a question. But for $ 10, sometimes I'm like, I don't
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: really care.
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: $ 100?
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 2: Thank you. You can't super chat the N-word? You can't? No.
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 2: That's when you stop super chatting.
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 3: That's when you stop super chatting.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Have you tried $ 100 in the N-word? There might be
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 2: a price for it. You never know, dog.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: There might be a price.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 2: Put a thousand bucks.
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: Somebody let it slide. One thousand pesos.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. Imagine.
• 1:22:59
  Speaker 3: How much is that in dollars?
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: Thank you, homie, though, for the hundred bucks. They send
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 2: a thousand pesos?
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: I think it's like for a hundred. It's like, forget it.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: A thousand pesos. Because every time I talk to my dad, business,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: he always replies to me in pesos.
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, bro, I don't fucking know. It's called
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 2: the app, you fucking dumbass.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 3: Fuck, he knows it. Because he deals with both every day.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: And it's just fucking frustrating. But I don't know the
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: actual math for it. All right, next one.
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: Next one, we got 909 Movement. Same team. Missed you
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 3: at Escape XG. Fuck the hot dogs. What does that mean? Oh,
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 3: I was there, homie.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 2: I was there.
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 3: But I stayed to the afties.
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: This is the fool that sells the musubis or whatever.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, he was at Escape.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 2: This was in everywhere. He was at Comic-Con. He was
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: at the Banco. He was at Escape. This was hustling.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: That's the kind of hustle you got to have, dog.
• 1:23:47
  Speaker 1: That guy probably has goals. I don't know what the
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 1: fuck he's working for, but he's on a mission, dog,
• 1:23:51
  Speaker 1: the same way this kid.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: Is, bro. Yeah.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: He's just on a mission to fucking take it on
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 1: to the next level, dog. And if you're on that shit,
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 1: don't let nothing fucking stop you, dog. He sees me
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 1: at an event. Hey, can I pull up? Hey, can
• 1:24:02
  Speaker 1: I pop up?
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 2: What is it?
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: I might send my girlfriend here, and I might.
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 2: Go pull up over there. Yeah, they're after it, bro. Yeah, bro,
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: they're after it. And the Misubis are bomb. Yeah, and dude,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: it was raining. This was still out there. Yeah, if
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: I have a little fucking.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: Party this year for my birthday, I'm invited now.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and on November, time to pull up too.
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 1: Oh, we're celebrating it for sure on the December pop-up.
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: For sure, we're getting fucked up. Imagine Hank the Tank. Hey, Coreos.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: We'll never let Hank.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: The Tank go down. Hey, Red Eyes, Hank at Coreos?
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: Hank the Tank? Red Eyes said, bring that phone. Red
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Eyes Tank. Next one. JG Castro. Nitty, can we get
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: a freestyle on voting? We don't smoke the same. We
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: don't vote the same. So insane in my lane. Eighth
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: of day keeps fascist thoughts away, fool.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 2: All right.
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 2: Yo.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: We don't vote the same. I just learned you don't
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 5: need ID. You don't need a name.
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 2: Show up.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 5: Vote for Trump. No, vote for Karen Bass. She's working
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 5: hard for your ass. She fucked up a little bit.
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 5: But is she better than the other Indian lady?
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: Nithya Raman.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 2: Nithya Raman.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 5: Nithya Raman.
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 2: Is she better? This is more of a spoken word thing.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 5: All right, all right. Because it's about voting, so it
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 5: can't be too hilarious.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: It's serious. Who's taking it?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 5: Karen Bass doesn't give a fuck about you. That's what
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 5: I hear all the YouTube commercials. Karen Bass wasn't there.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: Every time though. Karen Bass, I tried.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 5: She tried.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: I tried, niggas.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: The Nithya one's bad too. She was like... This is
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 2: our vote.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 2: Hers is.
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: She's okay with homeless camps down the street.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 5: Nithya Raman missed the last four votes.
• 1:26:02
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, damn, she did?
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 1: She stopped like 22 programs.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 2: Every time the Nydia ones, I hear it in Indian
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 2: fucking accent. All you hear is this. Don't, don't, don't. Don't, don't, don't, don't.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 3: Hey, but you know how good.
• 1:26:17
  Speaker 2: It's a Charlie Brown, but it's just don't, don't, don't.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 2: You know how good Coreas is?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 4: Nydia Rahman went and showed fucking love at Coreas, dog.
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: That's facts, dog. Yeah. That's facts, bro. So as much
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: as we're hating on.
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, she's there and she's like, okay, the food, dog.
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 5: Chamoy is tamarind.
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: That just says something about Corea that.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 3: It has bomb food. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 2: It's still fucked at home. She's like, Indians and Mexicans,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 2: we both use tamarind. You call it chamoy.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 1: She does not talk like Trump. She talks like fucking Apu, dog.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: She does not even talk like Apu.
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: I don't think anybody would take somebody like that seriously
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 3: running for mayor of LA.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 2: No offense.
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 3: You know what I think?
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 4: I think E-Zone, just when people talk, that's how he
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: speaks with the accent. For me, I bet you I
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 4: sound way more Mexican. You sound way more Asian through
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: E-Zone's ears. And everyone just sounds more like who they are.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 4: Asian people sound so Asian in E-Zone. And they're just
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 4: talking normal.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 2: Hey, E-Zone.
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: I bow down and shit.
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Gay guy's super fun, boy. It's just a normal gay.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 2: He's like, hey. Hold on. So, wait. I just want
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: to know.
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 5: You guys are not Bass fans?
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: I don't care. Dude.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, because he's not even.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: I can't vote anyway. You're not voting for Karen Bass?
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 3: Fuck no.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: That bitch is fucking evil.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 2: She's a piece of shit.
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 3: She don't give a fuck about us. She don't even
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 3: give a fuck about the homeless, dog. It's all about money.
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 5: Don't forget what happened to the fire.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: Where was she during the fire? She wasn't here. She
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 3: was on her way to fucking Ghana of all fucking places.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's from Ghana.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 3: What she could have done, take the first flight back
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: to LA and figure this shit out. Fuck the vacation.
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 3: You can take a vacation anytime, dog.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: Really. LA was on fire, literally, bro. We don't vote
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 2: the same. Don't do coke the same.
• 1:28:07
  Speaker 1: You know, with like, I think like 75 grand, bro,
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: you can live like a king in.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 2: Ghana, dog. Of course. Yeah, but then you're in Ghana.
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 2: I know. But like, I'm talking about- You want to
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 2: live in Ghana?
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 5: I don't even know where that is.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: No, but like, there's- Africa.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: Believe it or not, there's like a fucking certain part
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 1: where it's like, like the people that actually are like
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: wealthy like live.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 2: At yeah but then you're still in Ghana yeah but.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: I don't know I'm not saying I would ever consider
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 1: it you would never do it but there was this
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: interview that I was just like really is that how
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 1: bad it is over there I was like 75 and
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: you build your own palace type shit.
• 1:28:41
  Speaker 5: You wouldn't do it of course not you don't like
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 5: it when there's black people in the chat.
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 4: Room okay first of all shout out to the two
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 4: black people in the chat room though okay first of.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 3: All Marbelle, Lyresville and what up.
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 2: That's a fucking nitty step out It's over here fucking
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: lying on.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Me, dog. Yeah, that's almost the... Yeah. All right, next one.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: Barely. Sykes.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 3: Shout out to the Lakers and Raiders. No, not the Lakers, bro.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 2: They've been losing me money on fucking my bets. These parlays, dog.
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 2: Come on, Lakers.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 3: Bro, they lost to the.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 2: It was just not good. Clippers, too, lost me money yesterday.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: It's going to be a while for the Lakers to
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 3: really come back.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: The white boys don't play like the black guys?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: That fool's fucking killing it, bro. Luka?
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 3: Have you seen how he was playing against Steph Curry?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 5: Who?
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: Steph Curry fucking got him real good. Got him with
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: the three. That shit was tight.
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 2: And he's older. Steph's old.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 3: And he's older.
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 2: Steph's old, dude. I was looking at it.
• 1:29:37
  Speaker 3: He's out there playing golf and shit. Not that I
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 3: hate watching sports, but... Like, every time they put up, oh,
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: and there's this phenom. He's 16 years old. I'm like,
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: the fuck, bro?
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 2: These fucking kids just get younger and younger going professional.
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 2: I'm just like, what are we doing?
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 5: You know, I got to go to a Lakers game
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 5: the other day.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 5: And before the players get on the court, you know,
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 5: the court looks pretty big. But then when you see
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 5: how big these guys are and they get on the court,
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 5: the court just starts looking smaller. And you're like, it's
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 5: not that.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: It's not.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 2: These guys are fucking huge, dog. Huge. Huge. Huge. Anyways,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 2: fuck the Lakers. You guys would beat us, though. Oh,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: you were there at that game? How was that?
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 5: The Lakers-Toronto game.
• 1:30:13
  Speaker 2: Who'd you go with? Jeff Dye.
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 5: We're going to have him on the show.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, sick.
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 2: No, we're going to have him on the pod. Yeah,
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 2: that's why I asked that. We're going to have him
• 1:30:18
  Speaker 2: on the pod. Wait for Jeff Dye, guys. I saw him.
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: He took a picture with Janie Buzz.
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 5: Does he shit on stage?
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 2: Nah.
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 5: Jeff, yo, this guy, his seats are in the owner's
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 5: lounge area.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: He's friends with Jeannie. And so we got to go
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 2: into the fucking... Yeah, he took a picture with her.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 2: That show's sick.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we got to go into the owner's area, bro.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 5: We ate steak before the game.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: No, it was more than steak. It was like a tomahawk.
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 2: It was like a whole fucking cow. Yeah, it was
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: fucking crazy, dog.
• 1:30:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she was dope.
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: That was cool as fuck. That's dope, though. That shit's hard. Hell, yeah.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: That was cool as hell.
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 5: Jeannie Buss. Can you imagine just being young and owning?
• 1:30:50
  Speaker 3: And she's married to, what's that fool's name?
• 1:30:52
  Speaker 5: Jay Moore.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 2: Jay Moore.
• 1:30:53
  Speaker 3: Dude, that's the craziest fucking world combining, dude.
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 2: That's the craziest pull for a comedian. Yeah.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 5: Yeah i was like so proud he knows that's crazy.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah probably wasn't a laker fan before.
• 1:31:05
  Speaker 5: And she was super nice i pulled up in a
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 5: raptor jersey and she was like i was like yo
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: my bad and she goes no no i just i'm
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 5: just so happy you like the nba i was like
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 5: oh it wasn't an aggressive uh i thought it'd be
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 5: like seinfeld we're like you can't wear please remove the
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 5: hat you guys out there there's a lot of toronto
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 5: fans in the stadium no i meant indians Here?
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: No, at the games. Oh, there's a lot of Indian
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 2: people there. Yeah, basketball games? Basketball games, there's tons of
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: Indian people. I've never seen that many Indian people.
• 1:31:32
  Speaker 5: It's because you're not at basketball games. I probably just
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 5: think they're black. Because you're not at basketball. You're at
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 5: fucking soccer games. Being like, I don't see any Indian
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 5: people at basketball games.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 3: Thank God.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 2: You're at a fucking soccer game. Yeah, thank God, bro.
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 2: Keep BMO that way. All right, next one. Fucking good.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: Next one, we got El Rocha. Saludos to the crew.
• 1:31:50
  Speaker 3: I want the chili art.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 4: For anybody who does not get it, go to her
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 4: Instagram and she'll sell you one.
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: Who just wants the chili, though? Chili. Yeah.
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 5: Chili Milly and a Chickaletti.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 2: Super chat away for this. Super dope.
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 3: It's not a, it's not VTF. It's all hand.
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 2: It's a canvas, not a poster, people. So it's like
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 2: ready to go on the wall. They look nice.
• 1:32:15
  Speaker 5: You should do a Chili Chicklets collab where she does that,
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 5: but he's smoking a Chicklets.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: By the way, shout out to Chicklets. These Chicklets are
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 1: fucking tasty. It's a really good fucking batch.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 2: Secret menu. Fucking wait on it.
• 1:32:33
  Speaker 3: Where's Haydar at?
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 2: Haydar. M-I-A. We miss you, Haydar. Get back on our radar.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 3: Brody live. Nelly looks like he flosses with his toenails.
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 2: Not an S.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 3: Toenail.
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 2: I only use the big one. Big left one. Has
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 2: the right angle. A right angle.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you need that little, that curve.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 5: This guy knows.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 2: He uses my right one.
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: Orlando Valenzuela. What up, homie? Same team in Austin, Texas.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: Shout out, Austin. Smoke safe. Salute. What's up, Orlando?
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: Hollywood Turp Hogan. Same team.
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 2: Same team. What's up, brother?
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 4: How many times did you say that at fucking Comic-Con?
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: I did. All the time. I can't imagine how many times.
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 2: Come on, brother. Did anyone ask you to drop the N-bomb? No.
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 2: No one? No.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: Come on, be racist. You know what?
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 1: It was cool to say it to a black fool,
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 1: and I'd be like, what's up, brother?
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 5: You should have worn the top, but with jeans and
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 5: been racist Hulk Hogan.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? And then that way you
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: could have been just dropping it. You're like, it's not me.
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 2: I'm being character. You know what, though?
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: For Hulk Hogan being, quote, unquote, such a big racist,
• 1:33:46
  Speaker 1: A lot of black.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: People are fans. Yeah, that's why they didn't get in trouble.
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: I think the black fools were more excited because he
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: was like, that's right, my man, Hulk. There was one
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: guy specifically who kept coming around. He just kept getting hyped.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 1: And he was not on the spectrum.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 2: That's why he didn't get canceled? A lot of people
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 2: there were, though. Tell you that much.
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: Did it smell?
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 2: No, no, no. There was not a smell going on.
• 1:34:11
  Speaker 2: What's the one that smells? Not like the card shows. No,
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 2: what's the one that smells? What's the anime bullshit? Anime con.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: Anime con smells? Yeah, this one. Isn't that the same
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: fucking people? Why does anime con smell? Yeah. I don't know.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 2: I guess it was because it was summer. They did
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: it in a good time. Like body odor? Yeah, they
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 2: were blaming like the fucking nerds and all these guys.
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: It did not.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: It did not fucking. All these cummy ass fools.
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: I'll be honest. Like it did.
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 1: Like there was no, there was no complaint about any
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 1: fucking smell.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: People that jerk off to Pikachu and shit. Pikachu with tits.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 2: That's what they're asking.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:34:45
  Speaker 2: Show me Pikachu showing me his pussy.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: Nah, they got like crazy ass other fucking animes that
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they have the X-rated versions of.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but those guys were like, I want to see
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 5: fucking Charizard fuck Pikachu while Hello Kitty watches.
• 1:35:00
  Speaker 4: At the Pokemon rave, it was nuts. So you know
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 4: how I usually go to EDM shows? So when DJ
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 4: would drop the beat. The fucking fans didn't really give
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: a fuck. But if a Pikachu or a Pokemon was
• 1:35:11
  Speaker 4: on stage, they would all get excited.
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, you guys are really just here for Pokemon.
• 1:35:17
  Speaker 2: They're like, yeah, you're bulbing my soul right now.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: You got a favorite Pokemon, Aiden?
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 6: I mean, basic Pikachu, I think.
• 1:35:26
  Speaker 5: Okay, cool. I mean, yeah, I don't know.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 6: No clue.
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: I like Pikachu.
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 3: Albert McFly, next one.
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:35:35
  Speaker 5: He charges you interest?
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: Bro, you'll never....
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: Mortgage attack.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: Hey, when's the last.
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 3: You won't be allowed at the store any time soon, Doc. Wait,
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 3: things are running over there. Albert McFly, we got the
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: fucking Bart, the fucking weight, bro.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: And with me sending him these clips. I hope you
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 2: post that one. That's funny.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 5: You guys never post any of my punchlines in the clips.
• 1:36:09
  Speaker 2: I don't make the clips.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 5: There's like 30 nitty punchlines an episode.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: Never a nitty post. Just saying. Editor. He's not even listening.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 2: He's texting on his phone. He don't dictate what gets clipped.
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: I know. Just so you know. I know that. I do.
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 2: I have no say in whatever Mystic fucking does. Hey, Mystic.
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: He literally chooses all this shit.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: Maybe he thinks you have popsicle jokes.
• 1:36:36
  Speaker 5: Hey, come on. Mystic, you're skipping some nitty bangers on
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 5: these posts.
• 1:36:40
  Speaker 2: Give him a timestamp.
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 3: I highly doubt he probably might put it through the
• 1:36:43
  Speaker 3: AI and just get the clipper.
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:36:45
  Speaker 4: It's not good enough for you to listen?
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: Really? I don't really know.
• 1:36:51
  Speaker 3: That's interesting, though.
• 1:36:52
  Speaker 5: You can put it to the AI.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 2: Be lazy.
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 3: Thank you for the crying emoji. Oh, the pissed off emoji. Oh, shit, dog.
• 1:37:01
  Speaker 2: He's pissed. I don't know.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 3: Next one, Tony Guillen, same team.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: Same team.
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: Jason, same team. Globito, I need that canvas.
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: Globito. Globito sounds good, dog.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 3: Globito's at Correas next month. What up? Luis Diaz, XG,
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 3: take shots of Pitosterone. See y'all at Deftones.
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: You're going? Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: Are we going?
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: I'm going, yeah. Did you talk to Steph, though?
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 6: Dude, it was sold out. I wish I could take
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 6: his LeGron as his plane.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: He went last year. He was there. Yeah, I remember
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 2: he went last year. Are you all right? Huh? I mean,
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 2: I'm going to ask Steph, though, if it's possible. I'll
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 2: fucking be there. Steph, can we come? That's sick. Hey, Steph. See? Okay.
• 1:37:46
  Speaker 2: Is the Earth flat or round? That is your answer.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: I'm round.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, it's flat.
• 1:37:51
  Speaker 2: And I don't want to fly either. Can I come?
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 3: Please.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 2: Please let me come. Same team.
• 1:38:00
  Speaker 3: Same team. Love you. Shout out to Steph Stone. Shout
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 3: out to Steph Stone. Brody Live. There was a foster
• 1:38:05
  Speaker 3: home in my city when I was growing up. And
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 3: all these fools ended up becoming Joining Hoods. Damn.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 5: Oh, well.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 2: Because nobody adopted them.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: Damn. They adopted each other.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: Yeah, dog. What did it be like? It got adopted
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: by the homies.
• 1:38:23
  Speaker 5: Homie?
• 1:38:24
  Speaker 3: Oh, there was a homies booth at Comic-Con. It was
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 3: pretty cool.
• 1:38:27
  Speaker 1: It's funny because I'm like, I'm like, how come you
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 1: guys love a B-Roll one?
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 2: And the guy, you could tell he's been working on
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: it for a while, but I knew that.
• 1:38:35
  Speaker 3: Dude, B-Roll as Frylock?
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: Dude, that shit is hilarious.
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 1: Wait till we're working on it with Chili, dude.
• 1:38:41
  Speaker 2: Shout out to Chili.
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 1: B-Real does look like that fucking French fry from Aqua
• 1:38:46
  Speaker 1: Team Hunger Force.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: I would see B-Real as Frylock, though, because Frylock doesn't
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 3: take any of Milk fucking Shake's shit, bro.
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 5: Would B-Real be a crinkle fry, a curly fry, or
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 5: a straight fry?
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 2: Well, straight fry. Come on, dog.
• 1:38:59
  Speaker 3: He's a straight fry, dog. Be a straight fry.
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: Yes, that's fucking.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 3: Straight fry, no salt.
• 1:39:04
  Speaker 2: Dog, I know B-Real.
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 5: Extra crispy?
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 2: Extra crispy or like a regular McDonald fry?
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 3: As long as it's not curly or fucking.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you want it curly? Nah, it's fucking sauce, bro.
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 2: 617 shit. You making me fucking gay? A straight fried dog.
• 1:39:18
  Speaker 2: It's a fresco ass fry, fool. Straight fried. Probably from In-N-Out, too.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 5: Nah, he's PC.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: He'd be like, alright.
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 3: Brody Life.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 3: Next one from Brody Live. Shout out to XG. Always
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 3: a good time kicking it with that fool at festivals. Also,
• 1:39:34
  Speaker 3: I gave that fool a Pokemon card for you, E-Zone.
• 1:39:36
  Speaker 3: Hashtag same team.
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah. This guy's holding on to a $ 20, 000 Charizard. No,
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: this fool gave it to me at a festival while
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: it's raining. Nice. Give this to E-Zone. I'm like, bro,
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: if this isn't worth any money, it's gone.
• 1:39:46
  Speaker 3: Was it in a sleeve? It was in a sleeve.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: Nice. So shout out to this fool. Don't forget to
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 2: hit that like button.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 4: And there's like 240 of you fools right now.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 3: So hit that like button.
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 2: What kind of Pokemon was it?
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 5: Huh?
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: I was partying.
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 3: I think he put it away and went back to
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 3: do my thing. He gave it to Cairo.
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: It was popping, though. I hope it's a Pikachu. I
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: hope I have it. I think I checked the backpack.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 3: Next one is from Tino Santos. My name is Nitty.
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 3: Buck 60 on the dash while running from crash. Gotta
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: say listo with the pisto, but I'm king of pito.
• 1:40:25
  Speaker 2: Gracias. Thank you for the verse.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 3: Thank you for the verse.
• 1:40:28
  Speaker 5: Next time, freestyle.
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: Don't make it a written.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 3: Thank you for the bars, dog.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 2: That was actually pretty good.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 3: That was good.
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: It's a written.
• 1:40:35
  Speaker 3: Next one is from Sykes. Shout out to the South Bay.
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: That's right.
• 1:40:40
  Speaker 3: Torrance.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: Torrance is pretty nice. Yeah, it is nice. What happened?
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 1: I drive all the way to that Target because it's
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 1: nicer than the Target by my house.
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 3: Are you serious?
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: I swear to God, dog.
• 1:40:53
  Speaker 3: You drive 20 miles to that specific Target?
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 2: Listen, dog.
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 3: By the South Bay Galleria?
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: It's either the Target on La Brea or fucking the
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: nice Target with people that know how to say excuse me.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 2: Hell no dog anything past 50th.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 5: My boy runs a show out there jeff kane.
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 3: What about the seventh and big target.
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 4: Okay yeah what happened to um the machine gun one.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 6: Um it was weird i mean nick kind of uh
• 1:41:25
  Speaker 6: kept me out of that stuff so i don't really
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 6: know but So that bar show went away, but then
• 1:41:30
  Speaker 6: he rebranded it as Outlaws Only, and I was hosting
• 1:41:34
  Speaker 6: all the shows for Costa Mesa, and then that slowly
• 1:41:38
  Speaker 6: fell out.
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: But Oh, because it was a great venue. It was, yeah.
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, it had a great crowd. I think it
• 1:41:43
  Speaker 2: was a bunch of regulars that would be at that
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 2: bar all the time.
• 1:41:45
  Speaker 6: No, yeah, and it went from, like, showcase shows, like,
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 6: eight comics, to, like, booking, like, Die.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: Killer shows.
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 3: Killer people were at that bar.
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 6: Yeah, and that show with you, that was, like, one
• 1:41:55
  Speaker 6: of the best times I've ever had.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 3: Actually, when you killed it, it was a great time.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: How did XG do?
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: The what? How did XG do? Great, yeah. I can
• 1:42:03
  Speaker 2: do good in those shows.
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, they love me.
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 2: Like, I'll be honest. It's hard, but that's why I like...
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 2: Do you riff more at those shows? Or are you
• 1:42:09
  Speaker 2: doing your... I can do... Because I know I can say...
• 1:42:11
  Speaker 2: They know who I am.
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: They call Xavier Riff G.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: You just talk?
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 5: No.
• 1:42:14
  Speaker 2: No, I do my show. He just takes his shit
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 2: out of his thing. I got... He just goes up there.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: He just shits on good man.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 4: I got more conspiracy jokes. I've tried those with the cholos.
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: They don't land.
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 3: They don't know that.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: I know. That's why. But this is what it is.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 2: You got to write more jokes about you growing up. Yeah,
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 2: I got to do more.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 5: Your life and less just, like, because you're still becoming
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 5: a comic and you're writing about abstract things. But, like,
• 1:42:39
  Speaker 5: the best way to learn how to start telling jokes
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 5: is to talk about your own experiences.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: That's what Sam used to tell me. He's like, oh,
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 2: you have a lot of funny stories. Do a lot
• 1:42:45
  Speaker 2: of stupid stories.
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 5: And then as you tell that and get better at it,
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 5: and once you tell all these stories, you're like, now
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 5: I can.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 4: Like, now I can talk about these things. When I
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 4: did jokes, when Sam first told me, you want to
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 4: do stand-up, I literally was like, I literally looked up 9-11.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 4: I was like, how can I get a joke out
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 4: of this?
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not there yet. And I literally did it.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: But I got some good... I mean, they were... I know,
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: I get it. But to learn to tell a joke.
• 1:43:02
  Speaker 4: That's how I did jokes when I did it because
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 4: I was like, I need to make them laugh. So
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 4: I know they're fucking into conspiracy. So I'll just look
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 4: up shit and find a way.
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 2: To beat them. But you have a good personality. People
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 2: like you. Talk about your fucking life. That's exactly what
• 1:43:12
  Speaker 2: everyone tells me. Your gayness. Fuck you.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's got rude shit. Oh, he's got rude shit.
• 1:43:19
  Speaker 3: He's having a moment right now, and he's going to
• 1:43:21
  Speaker 3: be like, I'm.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: The gay shit. Same, bro. Talk about your real experience.
• 1:43:25
  Speaker 2: Because that's the stuff he wants to hear about.
• 1:43:27
  Speaker 3: Talk about the vergas.
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: He's excited. Nitty's next special. Yeah, you're like....
• 1:43:33
  Speaker 5: He's like, you're the Ghislaine to my Epstein. I want
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 5: to hear about that stuff.
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: Albert McFly, shout out from Texas. Brody Live, one of
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: my homies broke into someone's house, made himself a sandwich,
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 3: and then they stole their car and woke up with
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 3: it in the driveway not remembering nada.
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 2: Then how does he know he made the sandwich?
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: Probably a fucking one of those little cameras.
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, maybe he found out.
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 3: Next one, Robin the Hood sends us the fist bump.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 3: Thank you, Doc, from the pair.
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 2: Fist bump, homie. Gracias. Gracias.
• 1:44:10
  Speaker 3: Edison Rosario, why don't you guys link up with Luis J.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 3: Gomez and do a show or a stand-up at Skank
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 3: Fest next week? XG went and had a blast. He's
• 1:44:20
  Speaker 3: on the nitty with Thrive.
• 1:44:23
  Speaker 2: Let's just go do that. They don't have a whole
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 2: schedule or plan. No, no. Yeah. Set it up, X.
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 6: Set it up, X.
• 1:44:32
  Speaker 2: Oh, I got you guys. Yeah, XC's over here trying
• 1:44:35
  Speaker 2: to show up. Like, yeah, those Deftones. Like, he hasn't
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 2: known all year fucking long.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: He had, like, fucking six fucking months to hit a
• 1:44:41
  Speaker 1: fucking Deftone, but he wants.
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 2: To hit him up the week of.
• 1:44:45
  Speaker 4: I could barely get into fucking Skankfest in Las Vegas
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 4: whenever that was.
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you made it happen.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: That's not what I was talking about, but next one.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 2: They're telling us. That's what I said. I barely had
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 2: any pull there. What do you think I'm going to
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 2: go do now?
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 3: Pullie, pullie, pullie. Next one. Thank you, Jose Murga and Swish4Days.
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 3: Good luck on the fucking... Giveaway. Oh, shit.
• 1:45:06
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: A lot came.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 6: A lot came.
• 1:45:08
  Speaker 3: All right, here we go. Let's make it quick because
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 3: we got to go. Rousey420, Arriba Los Pobres. Thank you, Rousey.
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: The Homie Hookup. Good luck, everyone.
• 1:45:16
  Speaker 2: Same team. That's right. Same team.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: Rousey gives us the hot dog emoji.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 2: Fish. Lizzy's.
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: Juan Ortega, Freestyle Nitty XG doing comedy in front.
• 1:45:27
  Speaker 2: Of the cartel.
• 1:45:28
  Speaker 5: Yo, yo, my name XG. I'm about to pee. I'm
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 5: doing comedy in front of the cartel.
• 1:45:37
  Speaker 2: Bro, we got to stop these fucking rants.
• 1:45:39
  Speaker 3: You got to get one a week.
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 5: I'm not even done and you're already cutting me off? Yeah,
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 5: this is a $ 5 verse, dog. Doing comedy in front
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 5: of the cartel.
• 1:45:49
  Speaker 2: I'm scared. I'm scared. My name XG. I'm scared. I'm scared.
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 5: My COVID jokes won't work.
• 1:45:55
  Speaker 2: I'm scared. I'm scared. My name XG.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: Not even a rap.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: That was the chorus. That was the chorus, dog.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 5: I write the verses after. Sometimes.
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: That's not what they ask for. Yo, art is art, dog.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: Art is art.
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 2: He has low self-esteem.
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you can literally shit on stage.
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. Then he has a fish in his head
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: with low self-esteem. My name XG. I'm scared. I'm scared.
• 1:46:19
  Speaker 5: That's a good fucking chorus, dog.
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 2: I can see fucking some Kendrick Lamar.
• 1:46:23
  Speaker 3: What's that one Lefty Gunplay did?
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 2: Turn the TV on. Turn the TV on. Turn that
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 2: TV on. My name XG. I'm scared.
• 1:46:30
  Speaker 3: I'm scared. Next one is.
• 1:46:32
  Speaker 2: I'm XG. I'm scared. I'm scared.
• 1:46:34
  Speaker 3: All right, next one. Browzy sends us the black cat emoji.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: Thank you, dog. 420 AGA sends us two. The confused
• 1:46:42
  Speaker 3: guy and the guy vomiting.
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 5: Nice.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 2: Nice.
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 3: Commander Ranch. Oh, Roach. Commander Roach.
• 1:46:48
  Speaker 2: Nitty.
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: Rap about featuring a song with Be Real.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 2: Yo. Yo. My dreams came true. Why? What up? B-Real
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 2: asked me to come through.
• 1:47:00
  Speaker 5: Hop on a track. He said it wasn't whack. He
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 5: said you're really good.
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 2: Better than E-Zone. You should be my new guest host.
• 1:47:08
  Speaker 5: Let's take E-Zone off. You my new number two. Ease
• 1:47:13
  Speaker 5: on your poo. My name be real. I think this
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 5: is a deal. Maybe you came from Canada? Man, what
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 5: a steal.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. How's it going? Fucking cringe. Next one.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 5: Wow, of course you hate it because you're poo now.
• 1:47:31
  Speaker 2: I'm number two.
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: Browzy, census the... I don't know what the fuck they are,
• 1:47:39
  Speaker 3: but good luck, dog. I cannot distinguish it from here. Vivid.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 3: Same team. Love from North Dakota. Damn, sir.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 2: Shout out North Dakota.
• 1:47:49
  Speaker 3: Can they even smoke weed up there?
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: Yo, they got a North Dakota, a South Dakota, but
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: no Dakota.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 5: What the fuck is going on over there?
• 1:47:56
  Speaker 2: It's cold as fuck, too, up there.
• 1:47:57
  Speaker 3: Dakota Fanning. Next one. It's me, Josue. Senses the cactus.
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 3: Thank you, dog.
• 1:48:02
  Speaker 2: That's right. Cactus. Thank you.
• 1:48:04
  Speaker 3: Thank you. ML415 Nitty, give XG some hair from your
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: chest for his hairline.
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 5: That would be my honor.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 2: Fuck you.
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 3: My hairline's not the problem.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: We can go to TJ and get it done cheaper.
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 2: Fuck you guys. And HIMS helped me out.
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 4: So if your hair's falling, don't forget to use tinfoathathims.com.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 2: For 15% off. And if you're a girl. That's what's up.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 2: Can it work for hers too? For bald girls? Oh,
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: they got hers. Yeah. Bald girls, hit up hers. I'm
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 2: going to suck even worse, bro.
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 3: If you're a bitch and your hair's falling off.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 3: That sucks.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 2: You got to shave your head. Dude, you're not like,
• 1:48:36
  Speaker 2: you're just part of the crew now.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 4: But if you're a female and you're losing hair and
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 4: you got to think about a wig?
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, you're going through my paws. Next question.
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 3: Sorry, ladies. Next one is from Rolando Valenzuela. My aunt
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 3: adopted two kids. They stole from her purse. She returned
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 3: them next week. That's funny.
• 1:48:54
  Speaker 2: Oh, savage, dog.
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 8: How much did they steal?
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 5: Returned them?
• 1:48:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:49:01
  Speaker 5: If you have the receipt, you can return anything, dog.
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 3: The receipt's court papers.
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 2: I don't like this one.
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 3: Swish for days. Thank you for the super chat. And
• 1:49:15
  Speaker 3: the last one from Benja. Uno mas. Same team. That's
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: your friend. Thank you, homie.
• 1:49:22
  Speaker 2: Gracias. Alright, let's pick the winners. All right, let's go
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 2: third place.
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 1: Third place is going to be going to.
• 1:49:38
  Speaker 2: Swoosh for Days. Swoosh for Days. Congratulations, dawg. That's right.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for participating and winning third place
• 1:49:49
  Speaker 1: at Polak. Second place for just the chicletti.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 2: That is going to be going to... Oh, damn. Nitty's
• 1:49:59
  Speaker 2: people almost got it.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 1: But it's going to be Roro Rolando Valenzuela.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 2: Congratulations. Shout out, Roro. Mama.
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 1: And now for the grand prize, which is the original
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 1: canvas by Chili Millie.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 2: Make sure you guys are following her.
• 1:50:17
  Speaker 3: If the winner doesn't follow her.
• 1:50:19
  Speaker 2: I'm not going to give it to you, dog. Fuck that.
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 2: You guys have to follow her. Better be following her.
• 1:50:23
  Speaker 2: I'll check. All right, next one. First one.
• 1:50:25
  Speaker 3: Chili.
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 2: First place. Chili.
• 1:50:27
  Speaker 5: Chili, chili, chili, chili, chili, chili, chili, chili, chili.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 2: Albert McFly. Congratulations.
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 3: Albert McFly.
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 1: First place, dawg.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: Save team.
• 1:50:43
  Speaker 2: Can we get a mama? Let's give it up for our.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: Guest, my illegitimate son, Aiden Block.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 2: What do you got going on? You want to shout
• 1:50:52
  Speaker 2: out anywhere you're going to be at, dawg? Um.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 6: I know I'm doing Comics Unleashed in December.
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 5: Let's go.
• 1:51:00
  Speaker 6: And yeah, I got shows at Laugh Factory, Long Beach,
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 6: and Comedy and Magic Club every week, so come out.
• 1:51:05
  Speaker 2: Fuck yeah. Hell yeah. That's a good venue. Do they
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 2: still require you to be clean?
• 1:51:10
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Unless you're like a veteran and they're more chill.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 2: I got in trouble there. Yeah?
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 6: Oh, for real? The first time I went up there,
• 1:51:20
  Speaker 6: the first time, the audition, I said pussy. But he
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 6: was like, all right.
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 2: What'd you say? I don't remember.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 5: I'm just too dirty. I wasn't even swearing.
• 1:51:31
  Speaker 2: First time I was like, I'm saying this. I talked
• 1:51:34
  Speaker 2: about poo once. He's like, don't do that. Too dirty.
• 1:51:37
  Speaker 2: Ice Crush, though. But they don't like it.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 4: All right, go follow the homie. He's obviously killing it.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 4: Hit that like button. Subscribe. We got Will the Big Guy.
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 2: Who booked him? Oh, yeah, I did. Yeah, yeah. So
• 1:51:51
  Speaker 2: we got someone super dope. He better not play, dawg.
• 1:51:52
  Speaker 2: He's on Loves This Guy. Yeah, he's on Loves This Guy.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 1: He fucking entertains me, dawg.
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: He's like that really fat guy on Instagram that does
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 2: fat guy stuff. Oh, that's why he likes me. Yeah, dawg.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 2: So he'll be here Thursday, 930. No, it's not because
• 1:52:05
  Speaker 2: he's fat, dawg. If it was funny, dawg. His fucking
• 1:52:08
  Speaker 2: videos are hilarious.
• 1:52:10
  Speaker 1: It always ends with an Arab person throwing a bomb.
• 1:52:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: He's also a businessman. Like, he owns a business. Yeah, bro.
• 1:52:17
  Speaker 2: He works with his fucking room. I hooked up Asians.
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 1: I watched the Leo and Danny podcast. And it's very
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 1: entertaining to me. So, like, I fucking, I get into
• 1:52:25
  Speaker 1: that fucking version.
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: Just get Leo on. I've been hitting Leo up. Unless
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 2: you're like a hot chick, he won't fucking respond back.
• 1:52:31
  Speaker 2: I'll hit him up. I know Leo. I think I
• 1:52:33
  Speaker 2: did some Santa with him. Yeah, I know Leo. I'll
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: hit him up. Like I said, hit the like button.
• 1:52:38
  Speaker 2: We'll be here Thursday, 9.30. Subscribe, all that shit. Leave
• 1:52:41
  Speaker 2: a comment, please.
• 1:52:45
  Speaker 5: On Saturday, I'm going to be at the Comedy Store
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 5: in the Belly Room. Just come out to that. And
• 1:52:51
  Speaker 5: then on the 10th, also Jeff Dye is going to
• 1:52:55
  Speaker 5: be headlining the Main room at the Comedy Store.
• 1:52:58
  Speaker 2: I'm going to be doing that as well. You're going
• 1:53:00
  Speaker 2: to take a shit on stage? I'm going to do it.
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 2: I'm going to spell your name out with my piss.
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 3: Shitty in the belly room.
• 1:53:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, so Saturday night, main room at the Comedy Store
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 5: and on the 10th, main room.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 2: For Jeff Tye. Shitty in the belly room is diabolical. Yeah,
• 1:53:16
  Speaker 2: I would. I swear, I'm going to try to spell
• 1:53:18
  Speaker 2: your name if I should. At least spell an E. Exactly.
• 1:53:22
  Speaker 2: The moment you take your pants off, Xavier.
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  Speaker 3: Fucking talented. Put him on the wall.
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  Speaker 2: There must be a fan who kept it, put it
• 1:53:35
  Speaker 2: in a jar, and got him to sign it. Sign
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  Speaker 2: the jar.
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  Speaker 3: You did it on a piece of cardboard paper.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, on a cardboard. So it wasn't like on
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 2: the floor. No.
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  Speaker 3: But it was placed on the floor.
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  Speaker 2: Easier for the Mexican guy that's going to have to
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 2: pick it up. It's fucking sad. Damn. That's all I
• 1:53:49
  Speaker 2: thought about. I was like, you know, Ross is picking
• 1:53:50
  Speaker 2: that up.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Someone. I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: Perdóname, Juanito.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Perdóname.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, fool. Ray.
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  Speaker 3: Shout out to God and wifey Aiden. Thank you for
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 3: coming through, dog. Much love to you. Thank you, guys.
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 3: Much love to you. Good luck to your career, dog.
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 3: It's going to take off. Just be good at it.
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: Right?
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 3: Check out my podcast, The Morning Real Podcast, where I
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: review all kinds of films from digital to 60 millimeter
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 3: and there on, there for. You can see everything. Directed
• 1:54:20
  Speaker 3: by Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim. Man, dude, those three
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 3: hours just swing by and it gives you a fucking
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 3: anxiety attack as you watch it, man.
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 4: What movie?
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 3: You can see everything.
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 2: Oh, you like it?
• 1:54:31
  Speaker 3: Elizabeth Holmes.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 3: Damn, man. X. I think I'm going to have to
• 1:54:36
  Speaker 3: buy your ticket, dog. We're going to have to go
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: watch this fucking movie.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 2: I want to go watch it. Let's go. I know
• 1:54:40
  Speaker 2: it is right. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. We got to watch it.
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 3: It's wild.
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 2: It's just wild.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going to go see it right now. Really?
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think how excited you are. She's a fucking liar.
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 2: Cause she's a, she got away with this nut. Don't
• 1:54:53
  Speaker 2: tell me. I want to watch it. You know, you
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 2: don't know the story. I don't know what it's about,
• 1:54:56
  Speaker 2: but I know that the.
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 3: Way they do the movie, it's not your typical documentary. Oh,
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 3: we're going to have two people sit down and do
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 3: Q and a for 60 minutes.
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  Speaker 6: Nah, dog.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 3: It, it, Man.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: Man, man. All right.
• 1:55:08
  Speaker 3: Out of here.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, everybody, for tuning in. SlaversBodyZone.com. There's a lot
• 1:55:14
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• 1:55:16
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• 1:55:19
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• 1:55:25
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• 1:55:33
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• 1:55:37
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• 1:55:39
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• 1:55:43
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• 1:55:45
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• 1:55:47
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• 1:55:50
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  Speaker 2: And we're working on another one today.
• 1:56:01
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• 1:56:07
  Speaker 1: follow my YouTube page at Flavors by E-Zone. There's a
• 1:56:12
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• 1:56:14
  Speaker 2: And Mercadito. Yeah.
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, and High Hungry Mercadito going down. Save the date,
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  Speaker 1: November 21st and 22nd at Coreas Mariscos.
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  Speaker 2: Plenty of parking.
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  Speaker 3: It's free.
• 1:56:24
  Speaker 2: Pull up.
• 1:56:25
  Speaker 1: You can blaze it. You can buy a beer or two, michelada,
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 1: get some bomb-ass food. If it's cold, we're going to
• 1:56:29
  Speaker 1: have some clam chowder.
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 2: Trust, it's fine. You got eaters.
• 1:56:32
  Speaker 4: Music, fucking DJ, coffee, fucking beef jerky, mega putasos in
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  Speaker 4: the building.
• 1:56:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, yeah, all right. We'll, what is it?
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 2: We'll see you guys next time. Cake pops. Cake pops. Yeah,
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 2: that's what I said.