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National Dog Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.26.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Hoppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. What's happening? This is Hoppy Hour.
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  I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. Call the show. 856
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  -49 -HOPPY. That's 856 - 494 -6773. 6 -7. You
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  can tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always
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  email me. RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. Oh, my
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  God. So last night, I was out currently. Went
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  to O2 Easy Cabo Bar over there in Largo and hung
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  out with Sean and Brad, the owners, and just
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  Frank the Cabo G and everybody over there. And
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  I had the munchies when I got home. So I just,
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  like a true animal, just started chowing down
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  on this leftover Chinese food I had. And you
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  know what happened? Ladies and gentlemen, boys
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  and girls, from about 12 .05 p .m. to about 2
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  .30 a .m., I had some violent hiccups, man. Oh,
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  my God. I'm freaking tired from being, from hiccuping
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  so much. You know how usually when you go to
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  bed late, you at least have a good story. Like,
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  oh, I was at the concert late and I went to the
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  bar and I went to bed at three. Now, I was up
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  till three because of my hiccups. It's freaking
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  great. Not really. I don't even want to joke
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  around about it. Alexa, do you remember when
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  I had the hiccups last night, babe? Man, hiccups
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  at night are the worst. Did you ever get them
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  to stop or did you just have to tough it out?
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  I chugged a bunch of water and thought about
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  banging you. Chugging water usually does the
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  trick for hiccups, but I'm just a tool for getting
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  things done, not a partner. Wow, I got denied
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  by Alexa. Alexa, stop. I love this new bit. It's
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  very strange, the responses you get from her.
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  A little more personality and spicy. It's like
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  living with all... I notice that the modern day
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  woman that listens to a murder documentary are
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  some of the grumpiest women you'll ever meet.
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  Now, I'm not saying it's not good for women to
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  watch murder documentaries. You can watch it.
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  It's fine. But if that's all you consume, you're
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  going to think the world's ending. If that's,
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  you know, all you consume, you're going to think
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  everything's awful. That every guy is terrible.
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  We all suck. I don't know. I am just so turned
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  off whenever it's like a girl's, I don't care
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  how high you are. You can look like that hot
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  piece of ass that Drake bought the house for,
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  goth girl, but murder documentaries, you like
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  are detached from reality. You think all men
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  are evil. That is a warning sign if a girl likes
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  true crime. Oh, yeah. So there's been the Lil
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  Durk case going on lately. Mm -hmm. And with
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  this Lil Durk case, there are these guys outside
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  of the courthouse. Now, we all know that he's
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  in trouble for murder for hire. He was in the
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  OTF gang. He's been a criminal his whole life.
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  But now, all of a sudden, ladies and gentlemen,
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  we're supposed to respect him. Oh, yeah, he's
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  innocent. Everybody out there protesting. What
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  the hell are you doing? You out of your mind?
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  Are you crazy? I was hanging out with my friend
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  last night, Mark, who served our country like
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  a badass. And I'm hanging out with Mark. And
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  we're talking about like, you know, that tattoo
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  shop in Largo that didn't want any servicemen
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  to, you know, come get tattoos. And I actually
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  messaged him and I said, I'll give you a fair
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  interview. And then he was like, you're just
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  going to make fun of me. I'm like, well, you're
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  just being a bitch. You don't want to face the
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  truth. You don't want to. Well, I was talking
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  to Mark, and I remembered this story about McDill
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  Air Force Base. Oh, my God. This memory right
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  here is really silly. Mm -hmm. Let me put on
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  the Dream Harp sound effect. Hmm. So, June 2015,
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  I was trying to get used to the Tampa Bay area.
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  I was driving around, hanging out. Mm -hmm. I
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  went to downtown Tampa. Then I drove on the Onseners
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  and I was going down, I believe it's West Shore
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  Boulevard that takes you all the way to McDill.
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  And I thought McDill was like one of those like
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  tollway little areas like where it's called tolls,
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  you know, where you give the money to get through
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  like there are at St. Pete Beach. In cities like
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  Chicago, Cleveland, there's so many tolls. So
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  I'm thinking the entrance to McDill Air Force
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  Base is a toll booth. So I go up there and I
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  go, and I have $2. I go, is two bucks enough
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  to get in? And they're like, what? And I'm like,
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  oh yeah, yeah, it's two bucks enough to get in.
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  And they're like, sir, this is an army base.
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  I'm like, oh, I thought this was a toll booth.
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  And they're like, sir, we believe you just moved
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  here, but we need you to get out of the car real
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  quick. And then the dog sniffed my car. That
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  was very much my welcome to Tampa moment. Very,
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  very funny memories. Tess Holliday is sailing
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  forward with confidence after the plus -sized
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  model received backlash. Oh, my God! You got
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  a nice, thick body. For a picture she posted
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  of herself in a swimsuit enjoying an Italian
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  vacation, she claps back by posting another pic
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  and a message to the critics. Man, listen to
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  me, model Tess Holliday. You are beautiful. You're
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  thick! You're jazzy! Oh, yeah! I'd be spanking
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  that booty. But here's the thing. When you address
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  the haters, that would totally plow you in a
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  second. In the last three seconds. In the last
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  three minutes. When you're paying attention to
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  the haters, you're giving them power. And this
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  just in. They don't need that. Holiday jokes
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  in the caption of. Oh, my God. Look at those
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  legs. Her August 21st face. Back it up. That's
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  what we need. It's for tests. You know what?
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  Ryan Hobby, you do a pretty good radio show.
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  Let me back it up for you. You know what I mean?
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  Facebook post, another photo of me on a yacht
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  in Italy just because my haters loved it so much.
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  I love it! Nice and thick. So much to love. I'm
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  being serious. Blast. Every time you're on top,
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  you got to kind of move your legs a little bit.
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  But we can make it work. Happy Hot Topic. What's
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  going on with Timberlake's bitches? Justin Timberlake
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  is bringing himself back to the stage. More than
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  six months after his last performance, the Grammy
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  winner surprises fans at Don Toliver's Octane
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  World Tour. Mr. Pillow. I just lost it. I lost
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  it. I couldn't. Here's the dirty, rotten mom
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  of Hayden Panettiere, this loser. I did not believe
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  that she had gone that far back, that he had
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  been successful in reeling. Well, you didn't
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  help her at all. You didn't teach her what love
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  is. You're a pig. Hayden Panettiere's mom is
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  speaking out on camera. in her first tv interview
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  since her daughter's death at 36 leslie vogel
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  choked up recalling to abc news how she felt
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  when she heard that hayden had passed away i'm
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  sure she wasn't like happy narcissists can feel
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  love but you pimped out your daughter pretty
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  much didn't teach her how to feel motherly love
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  and then you victim chamber show your ass you
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  hot ass mouth I was numb. Yeah, you were. You've
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  been numb for years. You need the KY jelly. I
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  was just numb. I just couldn't feel anything.
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  You're a sociopath. That's why. I still am not
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  grasping this as real. Yeah, I've been there
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  before. It just doesn't. Yeah, you have the rest
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  of your life. Hey, Alexa, how old is Hayden Panettiere's
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  mom, who's hot? Hayden Panettiere's mother, Leslie
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  Vogel, is about 70 years old. Whoa! She looks
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  good for 70. It doesn't feel real. My mind tells
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  me it's not at times. Well, the truth is, it's
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  very real. And you failed! And you have to live
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  the rest of your life knowing that. You failed
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  your son. You failed your daughter. You probably
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  failed your family. And you probably fail. I
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  mean, you probably are good and bad, but go away.
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  Oh, jeez. What's going on with this? Woman that's
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  an OnlyFans doing her thing. It pays to be pumpkin.
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  Here comes Honey Boo Boo star Lauren Pumpkin
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  Efford is revealing just how much she's made
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  from OnlyFans. That's good. Good for you, honey.
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  But your kids are going to get made fun of. They
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  already couldn't get into schools. Is it real?
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  Is it really worth having sex on camera to ruin
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  everything for your family? Like, if you really
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  sit back and think about it, punkin', as Mike
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  Helton would say, punkin', is it really worth
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  it? Like, is it? I don't think so, but what do
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  I know? A lot. Since joining the platform in
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  March... The reality star told the TMZ podcast
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  August 21st that she's got OnlyFans all over
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  her freaking Tesla. You're a douche! Cleared
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  the $10 ,000 mark on her very first day after
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  joining the app. Oh, yeah. Look, I showed my
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  butthole on camera. How freaking noble! And says
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  just last week she hit a new high, earning between
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  $14 ,000 and $15 ,000. She probably hit a new
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  high. Wow high! In a single day. Good for you.
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  I bet your kids are so proud. And while her mom,
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  Mama June, prefers her participating in a pageant
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  platform than an online one, Lauren says her
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  whole family is supportive of her new business
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  venture. Oh, yeah. I'm taking semen everywhere.
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  You're so proud. to me. Yeah. She told the outlet,
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  quote, I know that my mama's main goal is to
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  make sure that I'm. She's one of those women,
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  you know, like have sex and you're like, yeah,
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  don't talk to me again. Obviously, I make the
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  amount of money that I need to make on exactly
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  what I'm selling. Oh, your body. Cause you got
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  no tail, bitch. She adds, quote, if she's on
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  Instagram live, she promotes my OnlyFans. Oh,
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  yeah. That's totally not holy trash. A Jacksonville
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  apartment complex is gaining a lot of attention
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  online after residents noticed a flock camera
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  pointed at their community swimming pool. Oh,
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  I'm sure that's totally not sketchy. I'm sure
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  they're totally not checking the hot -ass women
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  out. The controversial cameras are used to help
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  law enforcement keep communities safe, but...
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  I'm not trusting that bullshit. Some people say
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  the placement of this camera is making them uneasy.
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  News4Jax reporter Bryce Ocelin reached out to
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  the... And no one even voted on this! It just
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  came out of nowhere! That should bother you!
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  It's dystopian! ...apartment complex about the
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  camera and spoke with tenants about how they
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  feel with the cameras so close to home. Take
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  them down. Straight up. I love how everyone's
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  doing their news reports. Take it down. They're
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  not going to because they're power hungry losers
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  that were made fun of on the playground and now
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  they got their feet up. How do you ask for it?
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  We don't want it. Take them down. Right now I'm
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  at the... Of course you don't want it. Who wouldn't?
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  That's a premier apartment in North Jacksonville
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  where residents are expressing concerns over
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  flock cameras. One in particular can be found
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  right next to a pool. People I spoke with say
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  they... Oh, that's totally not sketchy. ...feel
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  the cameras aren't necessary. Honestly, it's
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  invasive. I don't like it at all. I don't want
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  to get in there, but... Cops wonder why we don't
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  like them. I have no idea why we wouldn't trust
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  the cops. Oh, yeah. Today is hump day. We're
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  all hanging out. And we're going to have a good
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  time. I'm so excited. I hope all my listeners
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  out there that are listening to my voice get
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  their rocks off tonight and get the hump. You
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  know, I don't think there's any other radio show
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  that begins this way and there never has been,
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  never will be. And now, back to the Hoppy Hour
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  with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97 .7. All kids
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  out of the pool for adult swim. All kids out.
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  Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep begins
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  now. Loud, rude, aggressive. Those are his good
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  qualities. A sick person with a powerful tool.
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  On three. You ready? One, two, three, go. Welcome
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  to Hoppy Hour. Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan
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  Hoppy's mom and you're listening to Hoppy Hour.
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  Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes.
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  Now, now, now, now, now. If I hit this button,
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  boom, the whole program's gonna start. Okay,
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  we're good. All right. Lacking any meat. And
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  that's what real women need. Stop cussing. Hoppy
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  Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy.
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  This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy. Oh yeah, what
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  up? This is Hoppy Hour. I am your host, Ryan
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  Hoppy. You can call the show and leave me a voicemail.
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  856 - 49 Hoppy. That's 8 -5 -6 -5 -6 -7 -7 -3.
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  6 -7! I think once the adults did it, 6 -7 wasn't
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  as cool. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. You can
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  tweet at me at RyanHoppyRadio and go to my website,
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  RyanHoppyRadio .com. Oh, my God! Last night,
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  I had so much energy. Oh, my God. you know one
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  out two oh two easy kava bar out there with brett
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  and sean and all my friends and i don't know
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  i was gonna stay in like tonight i'm gonna stay
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  in but i'm telling you ladies and gentlemen boys
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  and girls i was so hyper I went out, I was walking
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  to my parking lot, and I saw it wasn't a complete
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  full moon. Because if you go to moonandrise .com
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  or whatever, type in moonrise on Google, you
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  can see what percentage the moon's at. It's not
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  technically at 100%. It's like 98 .9. Tonight's
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  99 .5, like QIK. And tomorrow's 100%. Yeah, you
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  know, the full moon's when all the women start
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  putting out. And all the, you know, how do I
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  describe it? All the animals start running back
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  and forth. It often makes me wonder. It makes
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  me wonder really hard. If there's something to
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  the fact that there's water in the ocean and
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  it affects the ocean and the lakes. And we got
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  water in our body. So what's stopping it from
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  affecting us? But the clouds are fighting right
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  now. In St. Pete. Went out to the pool. It was
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  cloudy out. They still got a little raisin. But
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  I'm telling you. The clouds need to go away.
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  I got it. Stupid whore. See it. Yeah. 98 Rocks
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  are playing this instead of Enter Sandman. Every
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  hour. Big rig. Oh, yeah. Can the clouds go away?
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  They're like that annoying broad that just won't
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  leave the house after you have sex. Bye. Mm -hmm.
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  Days in Florida. Cloudy days. Hoppy, hoppy. Oh,
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  yeah. Time for the daily smoke -up. Grab your
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  ball, your ball, your ball, your pen, whatever.
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  Time to get hot. Mm -hmm. Rolling to, um... What
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  do you call it? What's that place called? Exotic
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  Smokes on Fort Stream. I got this on platinum
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  hybrid blood. So exciting. All right. You want
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  to hear it real quick? You want to hear the slapping?
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  Sounds like when you slap around the entrance
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  before you get in. Only thing is you don't want
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  the blood wet. All right. That's an image for
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  your brain. Here is my blood. I'm going to light
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  it up. If you've had a hard -ass day, your freaking
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  boss is driving you nuts, your freaking significant
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  other or any gender won't shut the fuck up. Blah,
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  blah. And you just need to get higher and higher.
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  Maybe you're standing there. All right. I got
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  my blunt here. Mm -hmm. Turn to smoke. That was
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  me with the blunt in my mouth. Turn to smoke.
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  I sound like Tory Black at work. Oh, yeah. Took
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  that hit. Got to make sure I don't get the hiccups.
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  Let me take another hit. Right here. Oh, yeah.
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  That was the smoke. Let me hit it again. Oh,
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  yeah, right. Today is also National Dog Day.
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  And every Top 40 Morning Show is like, what's
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  your dog's name? Please call in. Me, I talk about
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  my love of women as a dog. Oh, Jake. I hope to
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  find somebody someday. I feel like once I really
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  explode. Besides 70 downloads and threads, 1
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  .7 million views. Mm -hmm. Yeah, I feel like
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  once that happens, then the world's going to
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  go crazy. You can only hide this loud jackass
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  for so long. All right, here's the deal. We got
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  so much to get into. But we got celebrity news.
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  Obviously, Dolly Parton died. I want to be like
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  the one show that doesn't talk about her. I don't
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  know a lot about her besides her huge ass boobs
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  and carl. But rest in peace. God damn it, I can't
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  get my last name right. To be fair, I made this
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  song in five seconds, so I shouldn't be that
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  ungrateful. I try to look cool, and I always
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  fail. All right, we're going to wait here until
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  11 minutes and 11 seconds of recording, including
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  the best of in the beginning. But here's the
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  deal. We're going to come back on happy hour.
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  This is a very hyper segment, so we're going
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  to play Late Night. Drive by handbook. We'll
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  be right back. Hang on. It's time for Hoppy in
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  the morning. RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will
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  be right back. You probably had Taco Bell before.
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  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is...
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  We also need to be affectionate. And you can
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  see that with Barack and Michelle as well. They
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  do a lot of touching, kissing, even fisting.
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  The semen was so big. It's not lacking any meat.
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  And that's what real women need. Stop cussing.
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  It looks like you went and got a... job on the
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  ipad screen whatever the case might be in your
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  hand and a sock you know whatever like thank
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  you but also i would love to be getting railed
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  but as a reminder if you don't feel like listening
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  to this next song you can skip over it but ryan
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  hoppy of hoppy hour takes pride in his selection
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  so stick around folks oh yeah let me press this
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  button right here don't worry fresno hoppy hour
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  will be right back Thank you. Thanks for watching!
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  Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Dude, you know tomorrow's
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  too late? Oh, yeah! You got 14 days! Until the
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  NFL comes back. And I'm so excited! Oh, yeah!
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  It's gonna be a good time! Oh, yeah! We're all
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  going to be hanging on. But first, call the show.
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  856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -49 -467 -73. Who knows
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  who's going to win this year? I feel like the
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  team that could win the Super Bowl could be the
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  Kansas City Chiefs. They never should have got
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  rid of Eric B. And I think having him back as
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  the play caller, it's going to be a shock caller.
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  All right. Baller, shock caller. I said it backwards.
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  But first. This Jed York arrest. uh shows everything
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  that's wrong about these prostitution oh yeah
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  if you have to get a prostitute you're a loser
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  oh yeah that means you got no game was you have
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  a police department that is spending time going
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  to prostitution websites oh yeah those like weird
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  ass sites luring guys essentially it's gotta
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  be weird having to talk to her like oh yeah i'll
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  bleep your bleep and getting them to agree that
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  yeah i'll pay x and in yeah if you're putting
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  it in writing you're a dummy return so there's
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  that and then here's the news report on that
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  moron This morning, growing fallout from an off
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  -the -field scandal rocking the San Francisco
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  49ers. I used to work with people that were kind
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  of affiliated with them. If you know what I'm
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  talking about, you do. If you don't, you're missing
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  out. And Jed York is not very liked. Just weeks
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  before the NFL season kickoff with this mugshot
• 33:23
  of the team's principal owner, Jed York, going
• 33:27
  viral. You look like every stupid Gen Xer. The
• 33:32
  last thing I was expecting to wake up to is Jed
• 33:34
  York mugshot in an orange jumpsuit. It is Palestine,
• 33:39
  Ohio with a trailer park. According to court
• 33:43
  documents, York pleaded no contest to one count
• 33:46
  of disorderly conduct. Oh, yeah. Monday, amended
• 33:49
  from the original charge of engaging in prostitution.
• 33:52
  I don't like the sound of it. I got caught in
• 33:54
  prostitution. It's always weird when you see
• 33:57
  everyone. You're like, hey, you're the prostitute
• 33:59
  guy. Investigators say the Ohio native responded
• 34:05
  to an undercover ad placed on a known prostitution
• 34:08
  website. Oh, yeah. You got a girl at the bar.
• 34:12
  They all probably know you're a douche. Hey,
• 34:15
  Alexa, how far is East Palestine from Youngstown,
• 34:18
  Ohio? East Palestine is about 20 miles south
• 34:24
  of Youngstown. Yeah, so stop, stop, stop. Alexa,
• 34:28
  shut up. Alexa, you are annoying. The people
• 34:31
  that I worked with were from that area, so it
• 34:34
  counts or it makes sense. by a local human trafficking
• 34:37
  task force. Yeah, I'm pretty much telling you
• 34:39
  you have no game. I would love to see the group
• 34:41
  chat of his ex -wife. They're all laughing at
• 34:44
  you. Rick Ross says he is unbeatable and mad.
• 34:48
  He needs to go on a stream and get his ass kicked.
• 34:53
  This is not NFL news, but I am sick and tired
• 34:58
  of Enos Cantor freedom. I know the WNBA doesn't
• 35:05
  know what to do with transport, but you're such
• 35:09
  a freaking insufferable douche. You think you're
• 35:13
  being so edgy and wild, and as that WNBA player
• 35:17
  said, she's not going to bang you. She isn't.
• 35:21
  She's not going to bang you, Sophie Cunningham.
• 35:25
  You're an annoying troll with nothing going on
• 35:28
  who's not playing in the NBA anymore and you're
• 35:31
  only 34, so you're kind of young. Mm -hmm. And
• 35:37
  you've always been an outspoken guy, but this
• 35:39
  is just annoying. You're a troll. You haven't
• 35:43
  played in four years. Mm -hmm. And you averaged
• 35:47
  11 points. You weren't bad. But Jesus Christ,
• 35:51
  the more you learn about these athletes, they're
• 35:52
  insufferable. Can you imagine getting kicked
• 35:55
  out of the freaking WNBA game? How much of a
• 36:00
  douchebag you have to be? How much of an insufferable
• 36:04
  asswipe you have to be? Tell us what Natasha
• 36:09
  Cloud said to you. What was she yelling at you
• 36:12
  when she toured you? Herself, I watched the game
• 36:15
  and it was an amazing time. Oh yeah, now he's
• 36:18
  doing that thing where he's acting like he's
• 36:20
  innocent. and then the second half towards the
• 36:23
  you know third quarter uh they put sophie conningham
• 36:27
  in oh yeah she ain't gonna bang you and i remember
• 36:31
  uh around three the last three minute mark and
• 36:34
  i put my hand in the air to something right and
• 36:37
  then natasha cloud saw that my celebration literally
• 36:41
  the next position she came back and she started
• 36:44
  possession opposition yelling at me and said
• 36:48
  she's not gonna sleep with you She's not. You
• 36:51
  got no game. You're a troll. Go join OutKick
• 36:55
  and be like Kurt Carden. Wait, wait. Who's not
• 36:57
  going to sleep with you? Sophia. Sophia Cunningham
• 37:00
  is not going to sleep with you. I don't even
• 37:00
  understand. Yeah. Shut up, you hag. You're annoying.
• 37:05
  Blah, blah, blah. God, is Maga that freaking
• 37:09
  bored? Sabrina Carpenter said, rest in peace
• 37:12
  to Dolly Parton. Rutgers University Dean arrested
• 37:16
  for filming up a skirt. And there's a warrant
• 37:19
  for Adrian Broner's arrest for acting up two
• 37:22
  years ago at a casino. If I saw that loser! I'd
• 37:28
  walk the other way. Then there's this headline.
• 37:30
  I believe this one. A 37 -year -old woman in
• 37:32
  Brazil has been convicted after pretending to
• 37:34
  be a 12 -year -old girl. She looks like she's
• 37:36
  80. Well, not quite. Maybe 37. And living with
• 37:41
  a family as their daughter for more than a year,
• 37:44
  Amanda Oliver was found guilty of fraud and using
• 37:48
  a false identity after spending 14 months living
• 37:50
  with a family in Brazil. You know when you see
• 37:52
  like an 18 or 19 -year -old and they can look
• 37:54
  kind of young? I know it sounds creepy. This
• 37:56
  woman looks... fat and old according to the court
• 37:59
  of justice olivera claimed that they must just
• 38:01
  be fat and old in brazil she was a child who
• 38:04
  had fled an abusive home and yeah i mean i can
• 38:07
  see that being something that kind of drugs you
• 38:09
  mean here's violet myers saying she chucks her
• 38:13
  boyfriend's phone lord i don't even go check
• 38:15
  your snapchat no i'm checking your apps and i'm
• 38:18
  checking your search history oh yeah but when
• 38:21
  you bang other guys it's fine what a bust huh
• 38:24
  not making sure you're not on privacy Private
• 38:27
  mode. All right, man. Dealing with her is going
• 38:29
  to be annoying. But you can't go through her
• 38:31
  phone. It's her freedom. It's her, you know,
• 38:36
  right? Shut up. You're annoying. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
• 38:41
  That's 8, 5, 6, 5, 4, 6, 7, 7, 3. I'm going out
• 38:47
  here. Here's Lily Phillips. Before you do any
• 38:49
  of your filming, say if you're with a guy, you
• 38:52
  all talk about consent beforehand. I love hearing
• 38:55
  a British accent talking about gangbangs. It's
• 38:58
  quite funny. Yeah. You all talk about what you're
• 39:01
  happy with, what you're not. Yeah. And all of
• 39:04
  that is discussed. Yeah. Sexual health is really
• 39:06
  important. Yeah. Like, there's a lot more to
• 39:09
  just walking into a room and having sex. Yeah,
• 39:11
  yeah, 100%. And there's so much prep that goes
• 39:13
  into it, into just, like, communicating it. Get
• 39:16
  the K -Y jelly, please! Everything. Yeah. Oh,
• 39:20
  the prep. Mm -hmm. Especially with the back door,
• 39:24
  Zane. Mm -hmm. Audrina... Patrick talks about
• 39:29
  her abusive ex in the middle of the night. Says
• 39:35
  that she was a fake C word. Yeah, what is a real
• 39:38
  C word then? It makes no sense. What's going
• 39:41
  on here? The average woman is like 35, 40 % body
• 39:45
  fat. Yeah, because we carry babies and we got...
• 39:47
  Oh, yeah. More than love from behind. Sit on
• 39:51
  my lap. Titties. No, because women are overweight.
• 39:56
  God, I love a nice, all right, hot piece of ass.
• 39:59
  Oh, it's hot, hot, hot. What's going on with
• 40:04
  TMZ? Today on TMZ. Okay, one thing is pretty
• 40:13
  clear about the move. Meghan Markle does not
• 40:15
  have a lot of fans in Britain. Yeah, I don't
• 40:18
  think she has any fans anyway. She's just a dumb
• 40:20
  woman. Mm -hmm. Just an embarrassment to women.
• 40:24
  A report broke that Meghan Markle was in talks
• 40:27
  to join Guy Ritchie as a gentleman. The backlash.
• 40:30
  Oh, yeah, you would have been so great. By the
• 40:34
  way, I bet it's really good because Guy Ritchie
• 40:37
  makes good movies. Snitch, rock and roll. Megan
• 40:42
  being in talks was not taken well, and she basically
• 40:45
  wasn't being looked at for the project anymore.
• 40:47
  Don't you want the buzz of having someone controversial
• 40:49
  on your show? I think there's such a thing as
• 40:51
  hate. I think she's a bad actress. Yeah, we've
• 40:55
  been here for 20 years. Erling Haaland. He's
• 40:59
  the World Cup star who had that long, flowing
• 41:02
  blonde hair. He shaved it all off. Oh, yeah.
• 41:07
  He said he was nervous because they say strength.
• 41:09
  There's got to be some hot piece of ass they
• 41:11
  wanted it shaved. Mm -hmm. It comes from your
• 41:13
  hair. If he's got it shaved, so should you. But
• 41:17
  not too much. We like a little hair. Sucked in
• 41:19
  his first game back. He missed five shots. Oh,
• 41:21
  all of a sudden you're. All right, soccer. Fucking
• 41:24
  stupid. Mm -hmm. This summer, Gen Z is flipping
• 41:30
  the script. I love how the news talks about Gen
• 41:34
  Z. I'm a millennial, so I'm and millennial beginning
• 41:37
  of Gen Z. And they talk about us like we're different
• 41:41
  human beings. We poop in the morning and we're
• 41:44
  going to die someday. The digital generation
• 41:46
  is going decidedly analog. All right, so that's
• 41:50
  what's happening. Oh, geez, I thought someone
• 41:55
  was at the door. Rockstar says they promised
• 41:57
  they'll have GTA out soon. I'm going to give
• 42:02
  you one fun fact about a lustful woman, and I
• 42:04
  want to put this in perspective so that you guys
• 42:06
  can understand. When a woman is lustful, just
• 42:11
  because she gets into a relationship does not
• 42:14
  mean that that stops those lustful behaviors.
• 42:17
  All right, whatever. There you go. Oh, the excuses.
• 42:22
  Here's Kristen Cavallari. Every f***ing DM that
• 42:26
  I've had for the last two weeks has been about
• 42:28
  Austin Kroll coming, so let's f***ing talk about
• 42:31
  it. Oh, yeah! Let's bring that up. Let's just
• 42:35
  go there. Austin Kroll from... They were known
• 42:37
  for having a vacation together. They totally
• 42:40
  didn't bang! Southern Charm joined us. Whatever,
• 42:45
  there you go. Here's Kendall Jenner. And I almost
• 42:51
  kind of love the like proving people wrong or
• 42:53
  like people might walk into it being like, I
• 42:55
  have an idea of this because of what I've seen
• 42:57
  on the internet and then being pleasantly surprised.
• 42:59
  It's like, I'm cool with that. Yeah, there you
• 43:02
  go. I'm proud of her. Not really. Here's a woman
• 43:08
  who got caught cheating saying she doesn't want
• 43:11
  to tell the kid. Okay, so then what do you plan
• 43:14
  on telling the kids? What do you mean what I
• 43:16
  plan on telling them? You cheated your heart.
• 43:18
  Yes. You're a pig when a man does it. Ah, the
• 43:25
  truth? There you go. Sounds like a nice household.
• 43:29
  She was really raggedy. Like, ultra raggedy.
• 43:36
  All right, now to a GMA exclusive, a new safety
• 43:38
  feature. Oh, good for you. I love when the news
• 43:40
  says it. Oh, it's an exclusive. Oh, thank God
• 43:43
  you broke it first. This is being added to Uber
• 43:47
  and maybe a relief for parents because they can
• 43:49
  not only track their teen's rides, but they can
• 43:52
  actually live stream it as well. That's got to
• 43:54
  be weird for the freaking driver. I would not
• 43:58
  look back at all. Oh, jeez! Well, it's become
• 44:00
  an unofficial sign of the season. The calendar
• 44:02
  may say August, but if it's already fall in your
• 44:06
  heart, the iconically autumn pumpkin spice latte
• 44:10
  is back. There you go. Here's academics on Lil
• 44:19
  Durk. People won't admit it. Niggas just know
• 44:21
  Durk's the real ass nigga. Niggas know Durk isn't
• 44:24
  like the rest of them. And it's the reason why
• 44:26
  he's taking this to the boxes. He's either going
• 44:28
  to get free or he's going to get life. You know
• 44:30
  he's not telling. And I think because of that,
• 44:34
  even trying to sully his name. Because Durk,
• 44:37
  honestly. Man, when he came out in 2016, 2012,
• 44:42
  you're so good. Nice and dying. Is living the
• 44:46
  life that every gangster in hip -hop claimed
• 44:48
  they live. The niggas he had problems with, he
• 44:52
  got them shot, allegedly. There you go. What's
• 44:57
  going on here? Well, we know that no one hates
• 45:00
  women more than other women. And in a recent
• 45:02
  study that will be shocking to absolutely no
• 45:05
  one, the results showed that male students show
• 45:07
  more tolerance for their political enemies than
• 45:09
  females show for their own. Yeah, and women claim,
• 45:12
  man, I'm bringing this down. When it's really
• 45:15
  you, they're bringing them down. There's that
• 45:21
  interview with Dolly Parton defending herself
• 45:24
  to Baba Wawa, that stupid bitch. Ah, let's see
• 45:29
  here. What I think your generation gets wrong
• 45:31
  is they think good boyfriend, bad boyfriend,
• 45:34
  and that these are objective, stable things,
• 45:36
  and that's true for everyone. There you go. Mm
• 45:40
  -hmm. Here's Brittany Renner. It's time for celibacy?
• 45:45
  No. Time to get DP'd! Perhaps not. Enough of
• 45:50
  that. Like, okay, I take some moral high ground,
• 45:53
  then what? Sit on my lap! I'm playing on my pussy
• 45:59
  sad. Uncomfortable. She is just a walking zombie.
• 46:04
  And then we got here. Eight, five, six, 49, not
• 46:10
  be the day. Five, six, four, nine, six, seven,
• 46:13
  right here. Over this one. Here's five things
• 46:17
  that I will not be doing for a man in 2026. Oh,
• 46:22
  Jake, the back door is probably out. I would
• 46:25
  assume. Number one. texting a man first. Alright,
• 46:31
  well. It's kind of hot when a girl does it. But
• 46:34
  I get it! You're so against men! Why make a man
• 46:38
  feel good? Moron! Keep being single. Ah, yeah.
• 46:45
  What's going on with these mutants? Prince Harry
• 46:49
  and Meghan Markle are beginning their new chapter
• 46:51
  in the UK. Bye, you fan America. No one loves
• 47:01
  On Wednesday, August 26th, multiple publications
• 47:04
  reported that the Duke and Duchess of Sussex
• 47:06
  arrived back in Britain with their children,
• 47:08
  Archie and Lilibet. Let's see here. What's going
• 47:15
  on here? Many of us grew up hearing this reminder.
• 47:23
  Can we get rid of it? What do you mean many of
• 47:25
  us grew up? Everyone did. It's still around.
• 47:28
  It's not like it went away. I want it to go away.
• 47:31
  Change our clocks twice a year. But after a recent
• 47:34
  push from President Trump and lawmakers to make
• 47:37
  daylight saving time permanent. One of you asked
• 47:41
  for clarification on where the legislation stands.
• 47:44
  Thank you for asking Rochester. Right now, Shauna
• 47:49
  says, I am writing to inquire if there are any
• 47:52
  updates regarding the daylight saving time schedule
• 47:54
  for this year. Following the passage of the recent
• 47:57
  bill, could you clarify whether we still will
• 48:01
  be turning our clocks back or if we will remain
• 48:04
  on the current time permanently? Got it. As of
• 48:07
  today, the Sunshine Protection Act has only passed
• 48:10
  the House of Representatives. What are they waiting
• 48:12
  for? Are you going to have high gas prices? Hi,
• 48:17
  groceries, at least give us this. It has not
• 48:21
  yet been put to a vote. Yeah, and the thing was,
• 48:24
  Trump once said, like, it's a divisive topic.
• 48:26
  Your whole existence is divisive. The Senate,
• 48:31
  and there are no votes scheduled right now. Yeah.
• 48:34
  What are the politicians doing besides weekend
• 48:37
  at Bernie's with Mitch McConnell? A big argument
• 48:40
  against it, darker mornings in the... Whatever,
• 48:44
  get over it. I had to wait at the bus stop in
• 48:46
  negative five degree weather to go to school.
• 48:48
  Oh, it's dark in the morning for the kids. They
• 48:51
  have flashlights on their phone. Shut your ass.
• 48:54
  Winter time. In our area, the sun would rise
• 48:56
  as late as 8 .30 in the morning. It's kind of
• 48:59
  cozy, you know. You're hanging out in the dark.
• 49:02
  In the winter months. Oh, we're still a bunch
• 49:05
  of wussies. Mm -hmm. You on TV with the fake
• 49:20
  grin Same old suit, same old spin Talk slick
• 49:24
  like you run the room But the joke lands hard
• 49:27
  when you walk in You want laughs, I want truth
• 49:30
  You sell punchlines, I sell proof Big talk, lil'
• 49:34
  heat All that nard, still weak You clap for yourself,
• 49:40
  that's sad Cool, still bad. I hear your name,
• 49:45
  I just smirk. Whole vibe flimsy, whole act work,
• 49:48
  work. Step up, step up, say it with your chest.
• 49:52
  Act tough. Act tough, act tough, but you never
• 49:56
  pass the test. Jimmy Kimmel, douchebag. Jimmy
• 50:01
  Kimmel, douchebag. Oh yeah! They drag. Jimmy
• 50:07
  Kimmel, douchebag. How do you feel about retirement?
• 50:20
  I know that 25 year old me will be like, are
• 50:22
  you crazy? It depends on what you mean by retirement.
• 50:25
  I'm never going to stop doing things. Why is
• 50:28
  it every unfunny comedian has liquid death next
• 50:30
  to them? By the way, Jimmy Kimmel just needs
• 50:35
  to go away. He's not that funny. He thinks he's
• 50:39
  better than everybody, and he seems like a douchebag.
• 50:44
  Oh. So it's just a different, it's just a different
• 50:47
  scenario. It is incredible that I'm still on
• 50:50
  the air. It really is. Your ratings are average
• 50:53
  at best. If I was a pilot, the whole plane would
• 50:58
  have crashed. Oh, yeah. Guys, you need to make
• 51:01
  fun of Trump for content. And listen, I am not
• 51:04
  a Trump guy. But a guy he talks about. Jimmy
• 51:09
  Kimmel, whose current contract with ABC. Yeah,
• 51:11
  Mary Molly ruined him. He runs through May of
• 51:19
  next year. It's coming off a dramatic year that
• 51:22
  saw him repeatedly targeted by the president.
• 51:25
  A bunch of losers with the old sensitiveness.
• 51:29
  A bunch of wussies. The Republicans are like,
• 51:33
  liberals are so easily offended. Shut your ass.
• 51:37
  Briefly suspended by ABC. It definitely appeals.
• 51:41
  Here's his wife. Watch that woman. To me, for
• 51:44
  the nervous system. The household. But yeah,
• 51:48
  you know, she's got to be so annoyed. He's going
• 51:50
  after the president every day. I also feel like
• 51:54
  I feel like Jimmy has like a fly rod in one hand
• 51:57
  and like a torch in the other right now. It's
• 51:59
  like he deserves it. Yeah. Don't let the woman
• 52:03
  ruin you. Because if you retire, you have to
• 52:06
  deal with her. Go out there and just be on the
• 52:09
  river and relax, but I also want him to keep
• 52:11
  fighting. He was amazing. Each day we were the
• 52:14
  other ones rocked. Man, she used to be hot. What
• 52:17
  the hell happened? Kept things actually funny
• 52:19
  and uplifting. Wow, she really aged. We cried
• 52:23
  together a lot. Yeah, you cried. Their ratings
• 52:26
  were never that good. Here's Dolly Parton on
• 52:29
  LGBTQ in 2016 to Larry David. Didn't you recently,
• 52:32
  though, throw support to... The LGBT community?
• 52:36
  Oh, I'm always encouraged. I'm not encouraged.
• 52:40
  They've made me the poster child, I think, only
• 52:42
  because I'm so outspoken as far as just being
• 52:45
  accepting of people in general. I do not believe
• 52:48
  that we should criticize and judge other people.
• 52:51
  I think we should be accepting and loving. We
• 52:54
  are all God's children. We are who we are, and
• 52:57
  we should be allowed to be who we are. Did any
• 53:00
  of the faith -based communities that... deeply
• 53:03
  believe the other way, take umbrage with you?
• 53:06
  Oh, absolutely. They did? Oh, yes. I get it all
• 53:09
  the time. I keep saying, well, if you're the
• 53:11
  fine Christian that you think you are, why are
• 53:14
  you judging people? That's God's job. We're not
• 53:18
  God. We're not judges. We're supposed to love
• 53:21
  one another. We're supposed to not judge, and
• 53:24
  we're not supposed to take vengeance on other
• 53:26
  people. That's God's job. So I got too much to
• 53:29
  do on my own trying to do God's work, too. to,
• 53:32
  you know, to get into trying to do all that.
• 53:34
  So, yeah, I have to, I suffer for everything
• 53:37
  I do. I'm not out to make any, you know, I just
• 53:40
  think that we should be more loving, more caring.
• 53:44
  We are who we are. I love that, baby. Don't.
• 53:48
  Let me see here. It's time for radio news. We
• 53:55
  got five minutes left in this Fresno feed. Right.
• 54:01
  here hey yo yo motherfuckers motherfuckers motherfuckers
• 54:11
  I hate yo yo static crackles hoppy on the air
• 54:16
  spilling radio secrets man he don't care airing
• 54:19
  out the closet skeletons in pairs DJ drama he's
• 54:23
  the one who dance program director scheming in
• 54:26
  the back room payola playlist rigged like monsoon
• 54:29
  fake calling Boom, radio snitching, hoppy spitting
• 54:36
  the truth Pulling back the curtain, exposing
• 54:39
  the booth No more lies, no more disguise He got
• 54:42
  the receipts, calling out the spies Morning shows
• 54:45
  faker than they laughs at six Producers ghost
• 54:48
  write, hosts rate the scripts Interns running
• 54:50
  miles, unpaid trips While the suits sip coffee,
• 54:53
  counting clicks He's the voice that the FM fears
• 54:57
  Mic in hand, cutting through veneers Pulling
• 55:01
  cards, no regard for careers Oh, yeah! 8 -5 -6.
• 55:23
  8 -5 -6. 7 -7 -3. All right. All right. That
• 55:38
  was so annoying. Oh, my cat's laying on the bed.
• 55:43
  She must be a psychopath. But she always chills
• 55:46
  when I'm yelling. Here is a legendary WSB radio
• 55:50
  in Atlanta program director Ken Charles on ego.
• 55:53
  Egos want to win. They need to know. You want
• 55:57
  to win just as much as they want to win, and
• 56:00
  your actions about that, around having conversations,
• 56:04
  it doesn't even have to do with the individual
• 56:06
  talent, but your actions and how you handle things,
• 56:09
  because people are always watching, whether it's
• 56:12
  a board op or... Yeah, they are. Especially micromanagers.
• 56:17
  A producer, a traffic person, a salesperson.
• 56:20
  They're always watching us. They're taking their
• 56:23
  cues from us. And we need to be very, very aware
• 56:26
  that our actions and our words always matter.
• 56:30
  And as long as they know that we... There you
• 56:33
  go. As long as we know. I didn't mean to cut
• 56:34
  that off, but you're going to go the rest of
• 56:36
  your life saying, what was it we're supposed
• 56:37
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  and Prince was the killer. Remember? He used
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  As a youth, all I ever did was sell crack. I
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  used to idolize cat. Hurt me to my heart to hear
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  that nigga snitched on Pat. I He helped me cop
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  my first year sex off, had the 4 under the Z,
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  the 5 and the 3. Used to drive his truck through
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  the hood, draggin' jet skis, from General Wallace
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  to Baby Wise. Don't be surprised at how freely
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  I thought our names are guys, who dealt with
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  pies like L .A. and Wise. L got shot in the neck,
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  then told us connect. Them niggas who shot him
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  got up for 10 bricks. Fuckin' Dominicans, turned
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  around and gave him more bricks. Oh, forgive
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  me for how I've said it over and over again.
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  Just a But we call me Henry, Bill, Whipson Over
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  and over again And again, and again, and again
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  That first verse is just a dose of the shit that
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  dough like Demi and Joe And Prince and Righteous
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  from Hillside with the mole on his nose Throughout
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  my struggles in the hood, I started learnin'
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  run through Wisconsin Outro Music Tommy had law
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  and over again. Again, again, again. Oh, dude.
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  Hey, what's up? It's DJ Love Cheese from the
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  world -famous Man Cow Show, and you're listening
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  to my good pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on
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  the Hoppy Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people
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  add the radio legend part. It boosts my ego.
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  The show you secretly listen to, and that includes
• 1:02:46
  you, Mike Colta, stalking my pages. Whatever.
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  Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome
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  to the happy hour. In your heart, you know what
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  you like. And now, something completely different.
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  Door is closing. The other stations are tuned
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  in too. We got stories hotter than the floor
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  into so much. You know. No! Happy Hot Topic!
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  The nationwide debate over flock cameras finds
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  itself in Manatee County this... Man, this is
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• 1:05:13
  really needs to be a South Park episode on it.
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  This evening, that's where county leaders and
• 1:05:18
  residents discussed the county's... We have a
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  hot summer and that feeling is even more intense
• 1:05:27
  for those who have to work outdoors, including
• 1:05:29
  all of those people who keep the AC running.
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• 1:05:41
  But we got to give a shout out to the linemen
• 1:05:45
  that are actually doing the work, unlike the
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  peppered CEOs. This is Lineman Appreciation Day
• 1:05:51
  and Duke Energy gave News Channel 8's Eden Hodges
• 1:05:53
  an inside look into how they keep themselves
• 1:05:55
  safe while working. Here's the propaganda about
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  how great Duke is. Screw you! In the direct sunlight.
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  This line of work is dangerous and... It's so
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  cute. They got this girl wearing a Duke Energy
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  outfit. You know she wore it for like one minute,
• 1:06:12
  this reporter. Eden Hodges! Badges. Enough as
• 1:06:16
  it is. And leaders with Duke Energy tell me whenever
• 1:06:18
  you add sun and heat to it as well. You don't
• 1:06:22
  say sun and heat makes working outside harder.
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• 1:06:28
  some extra precautions. Shade is a cool commodity
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  in a flu. You know what I'm saying? Mm -hmm.
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  She's just Miss Obvious today. Miss. I can't
• 1:06:38
  assume she's single. But if you're hanging out
• 1:06:41
  above the treetops, it takes a little. effort
• 1:06:44
  to beat the heat. Yeah, let's give a round of
• 1:06:46
  applause to these bad asses. We call this industrial
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  athletes. A lot of times you're carrying 70 pounds
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  of equipment. 70 pounds? When you're trying to
• 1:06:59
  climb a pole or moving. Oh, yeah. Man, this area
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  is the pole climbing area. You got pole climbing
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  classes, strip clubs, and linemen of the Duke
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  turn on Hoppy Hour. I think that'll help on the
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  club. Celtics is going to put you to sleep. Time
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  for Sparkle. Yeah. I don't. Say it loud, say
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  and the truth gets louder. Happy hour. All right,
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  now. Mm -hmm. Yo, happy hot topic. In today's
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  open. Oh, yeah, a vegan restaurant can't be doing
• 1:08:39
  too well in Kentucky. Mm -hmm. They're not getting
• 1:08:42
  customers like this loser. A Lexington man is
• 1:08:46
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• 1:08:48
  a hijab out. Ah, damn. Good old Kentucky. Bunch
• 1:08:52
  of redneck, white trash douchebags. And there's
• 1:08:56
  this pig. A Kentucky woman faces a long list
• 1:08:59
  of charges after police said she threw bottles
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  of liquor from her car and punched a deputy during
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  her arrest. There you go. We don't have a new
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• 1:09:16
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• 1:09:32
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• 1:09:34
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• 1:11:48
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• 1:11:51
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  you go. Alright, time for Chicago News. Yeah!
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  No. No! Happy Hot Topic! Ravi, the I -team first
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  exposed officer Joseph Vecchio as part of a group
• 1:13:12
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• 1:13:31
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• 1:13:35
  boy makes all cops look bad. You thug. And searches
• 1:13:38
  in the near North and Gold Coast neighborhoods
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  two years ago. Now he's in Cook County. God,
• 1:13:44
  he looks like an absolute twat. A lockup charged
• 1:13:46
  with a brutal attack. The night of August 18th,
• 1:13:50
  a woman scaled down her third -story O 'Hare
• 1:13:52
  apartment balcony to find a neighbor and call
• 1:13:54
  police. Yeah, you know, when you need the cops.
• 1:13:58
  Bleeding and bruised, she told investigators
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  she was escaping her boyfriend, Officer Joseph
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  Vecchio. Yeah, he just looks like a pretty boy
• 1:14:06
  douche. Probably wasn't that cool growing up,
• 1:14:10
  so now he's got the cool job. Well, how does
• 1:14:14
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• 1:14:17
  had punched and strangled her, kept her from
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  leaving the apartment, and threatened to kill
• 1:14:23
  her by cracking her skull. The servant protect
• 1:14:32
  people, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo! You're no different
• 1:14:37
  than the criminals, you thug. According to court
• 1:14:39
  records, now he's charged with a felony count
• 1:14:42
  of aggravated domestic battery. Yeah. You're
• 1:14:45
  a douche. After viewing photos of the woman's
• 1:14:48
  injuries, a judge ordered Vecchio be held behind
• 1:14:50
  bars until trial. Oh, yeah. How does it feel
• 1:14:54
  now, dude? All the people you probably, you know,
• 1:14:57
  pulled over for being black. All the false imprisonment.
• 1:15:00
  The people that didn't need to be arrested. Now
• 1:15:03
  this is how it feels, you bitch. Finding this
• 1:15:09
  CPD officer poses a real and present threat to
• 1:15:12
  community safety. You don't say! Vecchio has
• 1:15:15
  been relieved of police powers but is still on
• 1:15:17
  the force. Oh, that's good! Man, the cops wonder
• 1:15:22
  why we don't like them. And this right here explains.
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  He's gotta be protected! Just like how the Catholic
• 1:15:30
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  the cops always protect their own. And I wonder
• 1:15:34
  why they're disliked, because you're as dirty
• 1:15:37
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  Father Michael Flagler has been reinstated at
• 1:15:46
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  abuse allegations again. You know what the problem
• 1:15:51
  with the Catholic Church is? One of the many
• 1:15:54
  things is that they have insurance. to pay off
• 1:16:00
  the victims of sexual assault. And then what
• 1:16:02
  they do, because they have a shortage in praise,
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  because everyone knows that God's fake, what
• 1:16:08
  they do is they just ship them off to the next
• 1:16:10
  church. And then go, why don't people believe
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  in God? Because you're covering up pedophilia.
• 1:16:17
  If the Pope was so awesome about Chicago, he'd
• 1:16:20
  kick this dude out. But no. They always protect
• 1:16:24
  their own. Eric is outside the church with more
• 1:16:29
  Eric. He just looks like a creepy church. Well,
• 1:16:35
  good morning. The news came in the form of a
• 1:16:37
  letter from Cardinal Blaise Cupich. Oh, yeah,
• 1:16:40
  the Cardinals. Oh, he's the fan, the pedophiles.
• 1:16:44
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• 1:17:26
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• 1:17:31
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  daughter, whatever your name is. Don't go near
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  him. Faces prison time. Oh yeah, for sexual assault
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  charges. Loser! Oh yeah, they always got the
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  This is what else is happening. State lawmakers
• 1:19:39
  are looking to put tighter rules on flock license
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  plate cameras. Oh yeah, they should have done
• 1:19:44
  it from the beginning. So much corruption! And
• 1:19:46
  then there's this. Watson being named QB1 has
• 1:19:50
  garnered some mixed reaction. We went to speak
• 1:19:52
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• 1:19:54
  and some say they are disappointed with the decision.
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  Others, they're willing to give Watson another
• 1:19:59
  shot. Not my favorite thing. Yeah, you know,
• 1:20:02
  he's kind of a rapist. I think we have an opportunity
• 1:20:05
  to put... Why'd you say we? You don't play for
• 1:20:08
  the team. They used the R word here. We think
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• 1:20:50
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• 1:21:01
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• 1:21:41
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• 1:21:55
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  description is all of that. So let's hear from
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  Hammerin' Hank. But you can hear the Hammerin'
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  Hank Show with Henry Oaks and Ryan Hoppe on Spotify
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  by searching up Hammerin, H -A -M -M -E -R -I
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  -N, Hank Show. And check it out on his podcast
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  feed. People with autism are often treated like
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  they are different. Believe me, we are. Hi, this
• 1:34:41
  is Henry Oaks, but my buddies may have known
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  me as Hammerin' Hank. I was labeled as slow when
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  I started school. Come to find out at the age
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  of 12. The doctors decided I was autistic. Now
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  at the age of 48, I have completed an associate's
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  degree in radio broadcasting and worked in the
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  San Francisco Bay Area as an on -air personality.
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  So yes, I am different. People of autism have
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  no needs no different than you. Laugh, laugh,
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  love, and learn to gain education and join the
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  workforce. I did it, and so can anyone else of
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  autism. So when you meet someone with autism,
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  don't feel sorry for them. Work with them. yourself
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  that autism isn't a disease, it's a condition.
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  To find out more about autism, please visit autismspeaks
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  .org. Autism Speaks. It's time to listen. Outro
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  Music We'll be right back. Let's get it. Let's
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  get it. Let's get it. I'ma shout it, let me see
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  you get loose Don't put no changes in my journey.
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  I want two hot liggas, pal. Smoke, drank, smoke,
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  young. People say, smoke, drank, smoke, young.
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  People say, been all on the earth. I don't even
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  care. Speech all slurred. Nothing in my cup.
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  Shit is all gone. Y 'all hiding the motherfucker
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  making up words. Looking like men. I like them
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  light skin. I can't walk. I, I, I. I can't talk.
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  Broken from the day to the dawn. People all for
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  square, but my goons don't pee. This drink's
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  on you, all eyes on me. And niggas with me drinking
• 1:38:45
  down. Henny mix with Remy Ma. Party going all
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  night. When we kick it, kick it hard. Niggas,
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  they smoking. They be getting choked out. Mix
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  it with some liquor, nigga. We be getting choked
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  out. Choked out, choked out. We be getting choked
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  out. I'm here. Academy of Martial Arts at AmirAcademy
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  .com. 2700 22nd Street North in Edmonton, St.
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  Petersburg. Women's self -defense classes, kids'
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  classes, MMA classes, whatever the hell you need.
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  I'll go. Hi there. WatchJaysPrinting .com, the
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  best printing company in all the Bay Area. Business
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  cards, posters, yard signs, whatever the hell
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  you need, print it up. I'll go. Hi there. Finally,
• 1:40:19
  I mentally all like me. Mm -hmm. If you live
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  in Florida or Maryland, go to counselingoncall
• 1:40:25
  .net and there you can sign up. Hi, we're going
• 1:40:32
  to come back and I'll be out and keep this party
• 1:40:34
  going. Hello again. It's your favorite San Francisco
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  DJ, Hammer and Ink. I may look normal, but the
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  truth is I have a condition known as autism.
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  That's right. It's a condition, not a disease.
• 1:40:47
  Fact is, autism can strike anyone, regardless
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  of who they are. People with autism normally
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  have difficulties in verbal and nonverbal communication
• 1:40:56
  skills, social interactions, and leisure activities.
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  In a recent study, people with autism are less
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  likely to have a job and more likely to become
• 1:41:05
  homeless. I beat the odds by having loving friends
• 1:41:08
  and family. Having a college education, I have
• 1:41:12
  even worked in the San Francisco Bay Area as
• 1:41:14
  an honorary personality for many years. Always
• 1:41:16
  remember that people with autism want the same
• 1:41:18
  things as you, to be happy and successful. To
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  find out more about autism, please contact your
• 1:41:24
  local mental health center or visit autismspeech
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  .org. This is Cameron Hink, and I appreciate
• 1:41:30
  your kindness. It's the first time I'm high.
• 1:41:38
  It's the first time I smoke in like three months.
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  I'm sorry, mama. I had to do it to him. 40, I
• 1:41:44
  see you. Oh, I see you, homie. I stayed late
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  tonight, right? It don't happen when I stay late.
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  Yeah. Boy Wonder. I swear it's like this every
• 1:41:58
  single time. Toronto, I got you. I got us. Yeah.
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  I'm a hog. Get on the zone with when shit be
• 1:42:08
  going right. Well, I just flip into the wrong
• 1:42:10
  shit. I belong to the artists. I put on with
• 1:42:13
  don't ever ask for nothing. Cause them niggas
• 1:42:15
  got their own shit. Like a mouth full of hot
• 1:42:19
  peppers, black Ferrari with the red seats. I
• 1:42:21
  call it playing checkers. I'm never doing versus.
• 1:42:23
  I'm forever give elections. If you're trying
• 1:42:25
  to meet with money, I'd be happy to. We'll be
• 1:42:38
  right back. Last place Drizzy is the nigga in
• 1:42:53
  the lead now Weezy told me just write every single
• 1:42:55
  thing you need down Then he got it for me and
• 1:42:58
  I'm happy as can be now About to start balling
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  like I'm coming off a rebound Yeah, and I should
• 1:43:04
  have the most bragging rights Because the niggas
• 1:43:06
  spit crack, bag it tight Hate when rappers say
• 1:43:09
  they trying to get their swagger right Cause
• 1:43:11
  I done came with more fire than a dragon fight
• 1:43:14
  Pussy ass hater, you should do you You ain't
• 1:43:17
  heard of me, then you should go and get a blues
• 1:43:19
  clue Oops, I mean a red clue, Wayne's here too
• 1:43:22
  Betty felt that like the end of a pool cue But
• 1:43:26
  I ain't bangin', I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF,
• 1:43:29
  but they ain't seein' no badge It's heartbreak,
• 1:43:32
  Drake, I hate to see him so sad See a little
• 1:43:35
  me in your dad I'm the same yellow boy that used
• 1:43:38
  to play up on the grass Seeking pocket twenty
• 1:43:40
  thousand to be anywhere they ask me Cash like
• 1:43:43
  Johnny, banks like Ashley Burning like a camel
• 1:43:46
  light, stupid hoe ask me But don't ask me shit
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  about me And know the game really ain't shit
• 1:43:52
  without me She might have to pay me but I dick
• 1:43:55
  her down free Wanna know if it's the truth then
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  pull the zipper down and see This is my promise.
• 1:44:14
  I'ma bring that barrel to them bitches' eyeliners.
• 1:44:16
  And what I make up would fuck up your skin. I
• 1:44:19
  pick the butt up and butt fuck, then butt fuck
• 1:44:21
  again. I would butt fuck your friend, then suck
• 1:44:24
  up her twin. I put the butt up to him, then butt
• 1:44:27
  fuck and butt fuck and butt fuck again. Suck
• 1:44:30
  nut, you duck, fuck your unloving kin. Now don't
• 1:44:33
  rub it in like Uberderm. on a new tattoo. I had
• 1:44:36
  to kick my princess up out my casso. That who?
• 1:44:39
  Never had that dude. Always had a black too.
• 1:44:42
  Even when I was at school, cause bullies aren't
• 1:44:44
  bulletproof. Red scarf hoodie too. Probably ain't
• 1:44:47
  as good as you. Stupid motherfucker, the only
• 1:44:49
  thing in the hood is you. I do everything good
• 1:44:52
  as you know. I do everything better. I get paid
• 1:44:54
  for every letter. A, B, C, et cetera. Fetch a
• 1:44:57
  bone. Like a dog, motherfucker, I am gone for
• 1:45:01
  your neck. Intercept, intercept, bring it back.
• 1:45:04
  In the trunk and my exit coming up, yeah, I am
• 1:45:07
  headed to the buck like, buck, buck again. Might
• 1:45:10
  fly to L .A. and just fuck Corinne. Nah, fuck
• 1:45:13
  Corinne. Let's get bucks again and fucking spend
• 1:45:17
  them bucks and then just fuck Corinne. If I told
• 1:45:20
  you I'ma do it, I did it. Got my city on my feet.
• 1:45:23
  It bout to pop out. Let's get it. Let's get it,
• 1:45:25
  motherfucker, which I waitin' on. It is bottom
• 1:45:28
  in the bed, pissin'. I'm about to get shitty.
• 1:45:30
  I'm with it. Money is the it you want me with
• 1:45:33
  And I probably just spit on the chick you want
• 1:45:36
  me with And I hate a phony bitch, only like I'm
• 1:45:38
  only thick And I own hip -hop, if you don't spit,
• 1:45:41
  I'm gon' need fit And I just sold a lot of property
• 1:45:44
  to a buyer And I think his name was kinda like
• 1:45:46
  Drake Drizzy Rogers Or Drizzy Drake Rogers, I'm
• 1:45:49
  too busy to play father And when it comes to
• 1:45:51
  the game, I'm too willing to play harder So harder
• 1:45:54
  I do, there he go They chant MVP when I shoot
• 1:45:58
  a free throw CEO Jazz, what it do? The haters
• 1:46:03
  on their face and in their ass is a shoe. Faster
• 1:46:05
  than you. Badder than you. Radder than you. Etc.
• 1:46:10
  I told you I get paid by the letter like A, B,
• 1:46:13
  C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q,
• 1:46:18
  R, S, T, U, V. W, X, Y, Z, Z, Z. Yes, he rocks.
• 1:46:24
  And me and Jizzy both wrote on detox. That was
• 1:46:28
  just a flip. Young Mula, baby. We'll be right
• 1:47:01
  back. Outro Music Outro Music do a show, now
• 1:48:20
  it's time to face the silence like a TV on snow,
• 1:48:22
  right? Hoppy held the mic, with humor so divine,
• 1:48:25
  the void left in our hearts wider than a canyon
• 1:48:28
  line. Line. Lying. Lying. Lying. Lying. Lying.
• 1:48:35
  Lying. Lying. Lying. Lying. Lying. And like that,
• 1:49:26
  he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell before.
• 1:49:30
  Whenever we're going outside, all I smell is
• 1:49:34
  poop. I'll kick you in the nuts. And we'll call
• 1:49:37
  it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Poppy Hour
• 1:49:50
  is now over. This concludes our broadcast day.
• 1:50:07
  Good night, and God bless America.